Previous: >>563482504>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
posting someones cock to derail the general
Digitan LOVE
Post hand Post favourite umaOguri Cap, Calstone Light O if including non released umas
I spent $150 failing to get Nishino.
>>563493656>sausage fingerschecks out
who let this grade schooler do professional races??
>>563493675
>>563493318My little sister do my nails when she's bored. Sometimes she does it seriously but sometimes she just experiments with colors/glitters/etc.
>>563493675that's not true
Good morning bros
You guys should stop bullying me
>>563493764Good morning Pearl anon!
>>563493732so jelly rn...
>>563493732People with siblings don't know how lucky they are
>>563493738I got 2 back to back Vamp Rice and anime Teio...
>>563493693I'm around 20 bmi though. If they look a bit wide it's cause I'm pressing them against the table or I have fat deposits in my fingers for some reason
chiyoposting should be bannable
>dream CMlolhttps://x.com/keiba_videos/status/2043610571472597275?s=20
I got Nishino Flower, now what?
>>563493843it's okay I would still hold hands with you
>>563493823it depends by siblingsNot everyone has an healthy or pleasant relationship with their siblings.If you have a sibling that vibes with you, it may be the best thing in the world, but if they don't then you are cursed by great part of your life.
>>563493823It can go both ways. Sometimes your sibling/s will be the main cause of your family's problem
>>563493879now you're done
>>563493823ehhhh, I have an older brother and it's not bad but nothing special either
>>563493887thanks bwo
>>563493829You can hit pity, right...?
>they never had platonic sex with their siblings and it shows
Did you know that women have more testosterone than shotas so it's not gay if you fuck cute low T boys
>>563492664why is she crying?
>>563493810It's quite fun until she insists to put make up and lipstick on me>>563493823I'm aware that I'm lucky but it's not always the case for others desu. Sometimes it can be the opposite
Finally
>>563493969No...
>>563493993How do I lower my T? Asking for a friendAnd no THAT doesn't count
>MANT is so bad /uma/ would rather post about feminine hands, dick and balls
>>563493656I bite my nails so I'm not quite proud of my hand
>>563494065It's over...
>>563493912What do I do next?
>7am>tfw I finaly finished my project, came to JAV and now I'm gonna lay down to train Flower while I wait to masturbate again
>>563493890>Not everyone has an healthy or pleasant relationship with their siblings.>If you have a sibling that vibes with you, it may be the best thing in the world, but if they don't then you are cursed by great part of your lifeHad a pretty bad relationship with my older sister growing up, but we're cool now and I'm grateful for that, so many people don't even talk to their siblings for the rest of their life after moving out
what did her ult mean by this
I haven't had new followers since October/November...
>>563494128Don't feel shy bwo I bite my nails and eat them too. toe nails included
>>563494283x is that you
>>563494283>and eat them
>>563494283Tama would do this
>>563494259>marking her trainercute
>>563494283>eat them toobwo what>spoilerI used to do that but gladly was able to stop it. I don't think I'll be able to stop biting my nails though
>>563491549>me talking about my balls have a screenshot nowbtw update, I bought the cream and they're better, they're not red anymore, and the itchiness has almost dissapeared, they're not totally healed but we're getting there. I read that it's a 3 week treatment and I just finished the first week
>>563494073Start HRT at 14-16. 19 is doable (depends on genes) but if you start once your body's at the end or already finished it's growing phase (19-21) then don't bother it's already over.Umamusume
>>563494259>the tail on her trainer's hand
Good morning
If you don't wanna play then don't play, but please don't turn this into a blog posting general, just make a thread on /soc/ or something until Grand Live.
>>563494338Who's that>>563494339>>563494424I didn't eat them in the past but I'd bite them in my bed at night and I don't really feel like getting out of bed to throw them away, nor do I wanna throw them on the floor so I eat them instead. Seems logical.
>>563494515I am playing while replying to anons post althoughbeit
>>563494515Or what? What's going to happen if I don't?
>>563494446this is a new kow for you dotobro
>>563494446Also try to get a real prescription if you can. Lots of retards especially on discord like to shill trash ass over the counter or god forbid homemade bmedications that will ruin you in the long run
>>563493656I may be a malewhore but I feel more comfortable posting cock than hands
>>563494512good morning bwo
>>563493783Good morning!
Money ranking for uma that never won a central or overseas G1
>>563494446Makes me remember that one post where an anon apparently paid a jap to be his roommate and feeding meds to lower the T or I'm remembering it wrongUmas
>>563494550you can't digest fingernails and their sickle shape can cause clumping. stop eating them you disgusting lazy retard. keep a trashcan by your bed or a dish on your nightstand table. eating your nail clippings has gotta be the most gluesniffer virgin behavior i've ever heard of.
Did you get all the gayposting out of your system? We cool now?
This is why you filter dotoposts
>>563494723i haven't gotten the transposting out of my system
>>563494515I'm training Nishino flower thoLuna's husband btw
>>563494712So it's a 0 calorie food if I'm hungry? That's pretty good
>>563494073don't ruin your body dacchi...
>>563493656Gold CityMejiro PalmerTosen JordanFusaichi Pandora
>>563494723This is like the aids epidemic, even the scat poster couldn't kill the thread this hard.
>>563494914https://www.freepik.com/free-photos-vectors/black-men-hand
Friendly reminder that all of this is because of Curren posting
>>563494723Nyo>>563494804Are you perhaps very tall? That's a big and long fingers
>>563494750pls don't...
I'm scared to lose them... Do we get any other long-term buffs soon? The game feels so slow any time we don't have basic buffs to hype me into playing runs even when I'm out of major events to play. Half FP and double race rewards is a great combo but if we're losing both I'll probably drop from 5 to 1 race a day...
>>563494723>ugly ai sloppaI prefer gay posting
>>563495030187cm Argentinian Trainer
>>563494515These faggots make the same blogposts on /umaJP/ which is lucky to have like 5 actual posts about the game in a full day. It's the death of the uma community and the early signs of a schizo nest where the avatarfags and medical blogposters and brainless gooners just spam into a void last each other infinitely.
>>563494690>Always lost to Orfevre >Always lost to ChronoWhy did they make Bari seethe about it but Bouquet chill about it
You niggas gay as fuck.
>>563494690Sounds of Earth is the most impressive one here since she literally has no graded wins. Even a shitter like Ikuno has a couple G3 wins.
>medium S on first inspiration>funny hat around Osaka Hai>every chain finished>low friendship in classic summer and only single rainbows in senioris... is this what it's like to highroll?
>>563495171>Keibaposting is blogpostingMeds
>tfw balding fat wageslave and buying 7500 carats didn't even feel badHave I truly become an ojisan
>>563494446>>563494607>24owari...I wonder what Umamusume would drink onions
>>563495171There hasn't been a single gameplay post in JP since the Fuku anon was posting his MANT runs there
Is it over for troonamusume discussion?
>>563495189at least us ricebros are straight. we can have all the sisters to ourselves while these homos run a train on each other.
>>563495336doto slips onions sauce in operas drinks
My favorite part of umamusume gameplay is summer training!
>>563495156Based Luna trainer and tall enough >Argentinian TrainerArgentinians are THAT white?Also, thanks for all the ARS currency I was able to get sweet deal with
Tazuna where’s my early carrot bbq
>>563495384The sisters are the ones making all the gay posts
>>563495336>I'm only slightly older than the Falcuck posterFeels kind of weird. We could have been friends in school if we met in real life as kids and if you were not such a loser.
>>563495403Neicha a slut
>>563495242Posting anything unrelated to the video game in a video game general thread is blogposting yes. This website has a sports board and that board has a thread for horses. Anyone spamming about real horse shit in the general for an anime game loosely inspired by real horses is just an attention seeking faggot that intentionally goes where they don't belong to appear special and get noticed for how annoying they are instead of just being one of the boring fucks on /sp/ nobody cares about.
>>563495171go back to /v/
>>563495410>Argentinians are THAT white?there certainly some germanic genes being introduced post 1945
>>563495470it's a good wife's duty to be her husband's personal whore.
>hands and dicksFeet, doko?
>>563495457If anyone doesn't want their immersion ruined, do not lookI'm actually a Currensister, and I post her a lot more, but I think Falco has funnier expressions. Curryposting is usually reserved for...you know
>>563495497unironically fuck off to /vm/ where you belong, we will talk about haruten too btw so hope you're ready to seethe more
>>563495410The only non-whites are either from Jujuy (small province on the north of the country) or bolivians/peruvians/paraguayans descendants,The argie is mostly spaniard, half Italian and the rest eastern european, there's a lot of japanese, chinese and koreans too but they dont consider themselves argentinians
>>563495242This is one of the fastest generals on the board because of all your off topic spam on top of a healthy level of actual game discussion. If all your posts vanished the thread and board as a whole would be better off for it. Don't confuse our typical silence at your posts unrelated to the game for approval, you are no better than fags that use genshin's general to sperg about real life politics with "but the new region is based on Russia so it's linked to the game".
>>563495515>>563495593I've always thought argies would be on the spic color side and because of how much of a meme their currency is tbdes. This is kind of a shock
>>563495497>loosely inspired by real horsesHOLY newfag>>563495638seethe about it
>>563495497Anon I'm pretty sure they are talking about the horses in the game and their descendants, this is a multimedia franchise so it's not really that much different then the people posting about the anime.
>>563495638>/gig/ posterThat's all I need to know, you're a retard that only knows how to be contrarian like that bait infested general
>>563495638Two things you can do:1) Shit yourself and cry2) fuck off back to your /v/ friends
>>563495497LOOK AT THIS RETARD WHO THINKS UMAMUSUME COMMUNITY IS ONLY ABOUT THE GAME AND NOTHING ELSE
>>563495574That can't be true because I post 90% of the Currens on this general
Keep it going
>>563495574We already had feet during the first Teiobwo incident
>>563495659I mean, spic color is hispanic aka Spaniard, but I guess from the point of view of USA dacchis spics are just like mex*cans, those are browns, truly the indians of America
>>563495509>go to a board exclusively for video game general threads>post things unrelated to video games constantly>get called out for being an off topic spammer>"b-ut this isn't /v/, video game generals means threads where you get to post on any topic and people have to deal with youI'd tell you to touch grass but you clearly lack any form of social awareness, you attention whore sperg.
>>563495638>loosely inspiredYou're so fucking retarded you don't even understand what are you talking about
>>563495575>>563495767Why do I keep (You)ing the wrong people? Is it dementia
>>563495846>touch grass
>said gn an hour ago>still up>still postingthis time good night for sure.>>563495575unsurprising. falco's definitely more funposting vs curren is way more skankposting.
>>563495846shit yourself and cry then /v/tarduma musume is more than just the gacha don't like the keiba, anime, idol discussion? fuck off back to your containment on /vm/NOBODY wants you here
>>563495876that's what happens if you aren't a whore who post multiple umas, sticking to one causes brainrot. this is well known
>>563495694No, I don't use /gig/ because spammers like you are everywhere there. At least cheld posters spammed shit from the game and not "look here's a blog about shit outside of the game"
Do (You) run your oshi's rival?
>>563495937Stop doomposting or unironically play MANT muted. It has never fail to make me fall asleep
cow
>>563495958cry about it faggot
>>563495910Wrong flag
>>563495991>unironically play MANT mutedLOLokay trueURA too, just saying...get those fans
>>563495753LOOK AT THIS RETARD WHO THINKS THE VIDEO GAME GENERALS BOARD IS NOT FOR GENERAL THREADS ON THE TOPIC OF VIDEO GAMES
>>563495981>rival>0 wins over TachyCome on now
>>563496007cow wife nr.1
u u u u u umauma in northern macedonia
>>563496032fuck off back to your shithole on /vm/you are not welcome here
I'm from /v/ and that melty actually reminds me of /v/ma lmao
>https://x.com/i/status/2042530770452091176Bros why is the official account posting about real races, dont they know thats offtopic? Uuuu I'm gonna piss myself
>>563496029It's fast and easy to clear URA even while muted so you're not as bored as with MANT
>>563496007>Scarlet used to be a stand up paizuri onaholenow she needs to kneel
>>563495991i don't have any problems sleeping once I start trying.I have a problem ceasing activities and moving stupid ass into bed. I'm sleeping my computer now. or else i'll keep replying when i'm supposed to be dreaming.uma fuckin musume
>>563495575Yeah I post Falco and Curren too it's not that big of a deal bro
uh OH
>>563496110NOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKK I'M LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF FUCKKKJFJFKNM STOP IT STOP TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE HORSE RACING THAT IS VERY TIGHTLY CONNECTED TO THE GAME FCUUUUUUUU KKKMM
Satsuki Sho is going to be kino
Just ignore the /v/turds bros
>>563496119nah lowkey ura fucks me up more because it's that braindeadtrain rest train rest train restmant is more neurologically involved>>563496147shut up
>>563495847The faggots that post about new IRL races with 0 horses that exist in Uma Musume are hinging on being loosely inspired at best>Goldship kicks you in game because her real horse kicked at people, here's a clipGame related tangent >Here's the new race I bet money on because I'm addicted to IRL horse gambling, none of these horses are in the game I just am lonely and need someone to talk toOff topic and loosely inspired at best
>>563496029no i don't think i will danchode
post horse
why is everyone having a melty
>>563496208seethe about it harder faggotI enjoy looking at you shitting yourself over things related to uma musume, you will never fit in btw
>>563496205hmmmmm...nyo
>>563496098>melty>what melty>forgot the shared filters and settings from my club completely hides stubsI've been wondering how come the post count doesn't match what I see on the threads at all. I completely forgot
im LITERALLY meltying
>>563496240Nobody has any clocks left to play MANT so all we can do is talk about cocks
>>563496240Small penis havers are big jelly
>>563496240They got triggered they were told their HRT posts are off topic and many Uma in game being gender flipped isn't an excuse to derail the thread about cutting their balls off
Can we go back to posting gay shit
>>563496259don't test me faggot
>>563496298Hello clubfriend, very nice comfy thread we are sharing.
>>563496383ok, post cock
Umamusume brothel management simulator
>>563496253Nah I'm just laughing at how insanely lonely you must be to be this sad. Not just a lonely cuck posting all day but doing so in the wrong thread intentionally because you're just that desperate for attention, kek
>>563496391oh yeah?
Grand Live will save /uma/
>>563496191Lememe on the 6th fav, huh
>>563496383There's a non-zero chance that we have at least 1 poster here with a cute small caged clitty
>>563496229
Watching keiba is like looking into the future of the gameYou are watching the careers of characters before they are even added to the game
>>563496298My breads completely been great after an anon showed you can disable to show hidden stubs all the while I can still see all the funposts and shitposts >from my club Been thinking of sharing mine too for my clubmates but holding off for now
>>563496425sounds like seethe to me lolfuck off back to /vm/ or go get banned on /v/
>>563496439I'll suck that cock before you know what hit you
>>563496449I really hope so, I'm tired of MANT
>>563496383Why do you think the gay shit posting stopped as soon as the defense force for keiba came out of the woodworks? They paused dialating to spam "NOOO YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS BOARD IS FOR VIDEO GAMES I'M CHRONICALLY LONELY AND HAVE NOWHERE ELSE I CAN FORCE PEOPLE TO READ MY BLOG"
>>563493656Fat balding ojisan reporting inhttps://litter.catbox.moe/474q9frcvly9rnsw.png
https://poal.me/wck0w0https://poal.me/wck0w0https://poal.me/wck0w0
>>563496330hot>>563496469HOT
>>563496519Go back to /v/
>>563496475watching buena vista and seeing her ingame having literally the biggest most romantic storyline was funny>>563496519where are your posts about the game? stop kidding yourself retard, you probably sit at 100TP doing nothing anyway
>>563496383Sure
>>563496475This, it's why I go to mewgenics threads to dump images of cats and AI mockups of nuclear war, it's almost related to the game if you squint hard enough
>>563495497In the last PakaLive (the official game live stream) they brought in a horse racing expert to talk about horse racing, then showed a video of the foal Almond Eye gave birth to.
>>563495497Is an horse a athlete?
>>563496464It's the first step of the classics. Anybody running in it can win, so the odds are not really a good indicator
>>563496530I have hair like that on my toes hopefully it doesn't grow on my hands too
>>563496497you'll suck it for free?
these threads fucking suckim out
>>563496594don't bother reasoning eith /v/nigs
>>563496625you're supposed to shave it...
>>563496564Go back to dialating
>>563496143>I have a problem ceasing Mostly same for me unless during the times I can't sleep at all>>563496205Guess that makes sense. Both are still as bad regardless
>>563496594stop replying to the samefagging schizo
>>563496449>>563496498People will literally be quitting their run if they didn't reach rainbows in predebut
>>563496530Wtf is wrong with your fingers and shave that finger hair, its gross >>563496594>Tfw my offspring with Rudolf will never air in PakatubeWhy live
>>563496572Dem white horse can shoot, where them ducking black horse?
>>563496690Just like MANT, but runs don't take an hour? I'm in.
>>563496658Not all /v/ros are like that, I swear
>>563496530How is that fat?HOW are your fingers bending that way
>>563496594And yet you're not talking about the new Pakalive but spamming about your HRT and whatever your gambling addiction has caused you to bet on
>>563496690I have to, otherwise I'd run out of clocks before the next event
>>563496663I shave it if I'm gonna have exposed toes, my fingers are always exposed so I would have to shave them every couple days which would be annoying
Well, I trust medium B far more than I could ever trust mile B, but I'll get to test 2kb in some Team Trials tomorrow then start rolling out parent runs to improve a few more of my mile/sprint team. I would have taken a random green but that long corners was the only thing left to buy lmao
>>563496656no cap on god?
Rice has taken my SSginity... After taking my S+, S and A+ virginities...
>>563495497i'd tell you to go back to /v/ but you'd get bannedthen i'd tell you to go to /vm/, but you guys are deadwow, sorry, it must be hard for you not having a gaggle of other faggots to post with
>>563496648if you're this insistent about it, sure, and I totally get it! I'm just that great
>>563496795Deck?
>>563496572The little jig he does at the end is cute
/v/mabro here. You guys need to stop pretending your /trash/ and shitposters are from /v/ and learn to filter out your general. These are your own guys shitting up your thread, and dogpiling them with (you)s never works. This place would probably be much better if you played for the sake of the community and not every man for himself
>>563496449*Grand Concert
>>563496848Yeah unlike you I don't spam off topic garbage in threads I don't belong, I get it's confusing of a concept for youul
>>563496767>he wasn't here when we liveposted itsucks to be you>>563496756it's ok bwo I know
>>563496791lazy bitchI would totally shave my bf for him if he had your attitude
>>563496625>>563496697They grow back so I just stopped bothering>>563496764What's wrong with my fingers... And I was in the triple digits at one point in kilos
Which future umas do (You) want to pull for the most and why? I'm pulling for Neo Universe because I want her as another daughter uma despite being for (You).
Which uma should I trib
>>563496690Did you do this in URA/Unity too?
Level with me bros...does she have a chance? It's the best I've been able to do in forever.
>>563496947>youuluh oh slimy sausage fingersfuck off back to /v/ retard
>>563496920The shitposters don't play the game, that's the issue. They alternate literally talking about their HRT and their gambling addiction that has nothing to do with the game, and have zero self awareness about how those things don't belong in the video game general thread for Uma Musume.
finally
>>563497020gwo...
>>563496981For now? Ines and Inari
>>563496985yeah it’s the same guy, he’s always here around this time
>>563497020if you win your gamble (lol)
>anti-JP schizo seething early in the morningohayou my little macaque
>>563496849it should be ok as long as you say no homo!
>>563497006I roll with the punches in URA/unity unless i got a practice failureBut if you don't have rainbows in GL you won't get the notes so you wont be able to buy the songs so its a cascading mess
>>563497003Rice Shower
What the fuck do I do with these???
>>563496920You need to get out of here
>>563496985That's just the >coal city guyHe's mentally ill but he doesn't really spam so I don't mind him
>>563497092what, you scared of being gay or something?
>>563497037Nah you're just not worth proofreading for, if anything I'm surprised you managed to read a post while literally dialating and watching a horse race on your other monitor all at onceGo back to posting about your balls and HRTs deep impact on them, it was less cringe
>>563496981>Kris S, my autistic, brown wife>Transcend, my bro and I love her voice>Calstone, the based speed tard and very funny in game
>>563497038post your cm12 acesI'm waiting
>>563497141Collect them.
>>563496981>I want her as another daughter uma despite being for (You).You WILL become ItalianYour love WILL transcend time and spaceYou WILL have Sounds of Earth and Victoire Pisa as your daughters
>>563496981Same
MINNA
>>563496981Off the top of my mind:>Zenno Rob Roy because she's really cute and I like glasses and shortstacks>Hishi Miracle because she's a fat fuck>Dream Journey for reasons I can't explain
HOEHHH
>>563497248HAAAA
>>563496981Rob Roy's one of the reasons I started playing the game. After he would be Tsuru and Gentil
>>563497163>>563497179
>>563497194Nah, I'm impregnating Light Hello before that happens
>>563496853Riko was there to help nudge my stamina on empty turns, but you help yourself a good amount if Kita or April inspiration gives you a Corner Recovery hint, or you luckshit something like Hydrate. You can get by well enough on something like 200 stamina for Hopeless Stakes, but I did have to clock for Japanese Oaks running that Corner with barely above 300 stamina.
>>563496981This retard, I shall not explain further
>pitch a tentWay ahead of you.
>>563496981Tanino Gimlet, philosophy and mythology nerd, flirts with you but in a way that you'd only realize if you liked the same shit she does (I happen to), good sense of style
I don't mind the Erping as long as it's anon cause I'm assuming it's all LARPIf Autis/uma/ member no. 7 was ERPing with Mambo member no. 22 it would be annoying but that hasn't happened yet
>>563497159No, because I'm straight meaning anything I enjoy isn't gay; I was simply looking out for you
>>563497385!!
CHOKE OF THE CENTURY.Got everything, Fast Learner, Med S, relevant skill hints. Just couldn't hit the stats man. Two absolute dogshit summers and completely dead second part of the senior year with abysmal shops and trainings. I just needed 1 lucky break.
>>563496981rickey and uhhhhhthe rest are too far ahead...
>>563497427Unzips dick is about the only pickup line I have for anons
>>563497427Its funny when thread goes full chaos mode
>>563497446
>>563497427What if its /v/ma erping with /uma/
>Maya's trainer is a womanYurichads won again
>>563497431ohhhwell it's okay, I'm not insecure
>>563496192(You) me when it's time to talk about Lala's big fat tits please I kept typing lala in my local file search for an entire minute not realizing my files have lucky lilac in the name>>563496756It's silly to stereotype everyone just off one person and just common sense not to. Most of them are chilling in their own thread again anyways.
>>563497427I hate it because I ask question then it gets buried in a wall of replies.
>>563496981Brian (Blaze) and Curren (Wife)
>>563497635your lust provoking image to guarantee your question is answered?
>>563496981Machan's fat tits
>>563497427I wonder how many dacchis have mingled with each other if we were to draw up a mindscape of every club and connecting the dots
>>563496981palmer and heliosit's too bad they're so far apart
currenchan and falco posters are my new thread ship
>>563497427I don't mind it. It's mostly just funny although I can see why it can be annoying to some but I think those who are legit mad at these kind of posts are just people who have insecurity about their masculinity.
Fat Lilac tits
>>563493583
>>563497734AS IFHMMMMMPH
>>563497731your GSK banner?
Why is Bourbon so clean during a rain race while other umas are filled with mud
>>563497783SIX SEVEN Must've been the wind ahh post
>>563497849grace
>>563497849Mud depends on the amount of umas in front that kick it up = be first entire race and no mud
>>563497806I already own Jordan and sichi whore modeso ill probably wont wait till the whole banner drops
cum bucket d'whore
>>563497850Can you repeat that in English
>>563497950Jordanposter failed the vibe check
>>563497745Wtf Teio is cute?Also down to fool around with my umadachis, luckily I feel right at home with all the fagposting
>>563497635Lots of questions get unanswered no matter what anyone's talking about all the time. If someone knows they will answer. I answer what I can whenever.
>>563498021Yeah this. I just can't answer anything yet because I have yet to build a working and winning ace
>figures and horse plushes are on their way Now I need a shelf for the uma shrine
>>563497617Nice, it's always good to be confident in yourself
>>56349763599% of questions asked here can be answered with 1 google search that would be faster than writing a post on 4chan
>>563497993GYARU SEX
>>563497617>>563498113now frot
>>563497635I always answer questions when I see them, even if the thread is full of shitposting and offtopic garbage. Can't miss out on giving good advice to anons
If I wanna get started is there any easy way to get pulls and resorces like promo codes or rewards for adding anons?
>>563497635None of the larpers and hrt fags and keiba spammers play the game so they can't answer, and the people that do play the game tune out most of the thread because of all that spam.
>>563498265I don't think we have any referral stuff in uma
>>563498265Buy a starter account with MLB Kitasan
>>563498265No and what he said>>563498326
>>563498287I'm waiting for the cm12 ace post anon
>>563498265You get a bunch of gibs when you start and a bunch of missions to earn even more gibs
>>563498265Subscribe to Almond danchou's umafans and we'll set you up
>>563498265We have 0 codes...
bro they still going ON about the child tummy
>>563498207
>>563497635ask a question anon
>>563498265There's no referral stuff and not gonna lie it's a rough time to begin because we just ended Anniversary rewards. The game is really unforgiving to new friends in the current state where getting a useable deck as a new player is hard, in the future they add stuff like free use decent full decks to combat this but for now it's struggle until like a year later when you can sometimes get your head above water
>>563498378sorry i'm still looking for some images from the archive to download
>>563497635have you tried posting your cock along with the question
>>563498412I think they are talking about their child tits not their child tummies
>>563498472it's ok bwo take your time *chu*
>>563498472Better than spamming keiba at least
>>563498412touching ruby's budding rubies
>Bakushin SR with these statsJesus
I really want him to win
>>563498735Imagine doing that but with your dick
>>563498727For me, it's Reichsadler
>>563498727Nice name but this is our era now
>>563498114idk, some of this stuff is harder to find. Not everyone knows where to find the spreadsheets and google docs
>>563498412That post is right I think, Urara has as different base model to Sweep, Nishino, and Tamano, so she can have the fat belly while the others can't.idk about the JP horses, but Ruby has the same shape as Urara.
>>563498987anon, we are talking about Satsuki Sho right nowWe can talk about Star Anise after we learn if she goes to NHK Mile Cup or Oaks
Race or Train?
Nip the bud
Eat Nishino Flower
>>563499179If you did on classic I think you can skip senior and vice-versaNow, I know you fuckers dont like the site buthttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/It shows you the points you get/lose by doing or skipping a race
I somehow gotten this armpit licking monster while pulling for this >>563499187 bricking myself in the process since I have to pity Flower.Whats the deal with the hidden mission?Also I heard her career is extremely hard any tips?
>>563493859Jobolf would lose this
>>563499371i'm not pullingyou won't rape me
>>563499326Play it blindly first anon. That's part of the fun of her career
I want to run Creek but I dont have the patience to deal with G mile
>>563499371Why didn't you come for me...
>>563499179Skip, even if you didnt do classic year takarazuka kinen but i would highly advice using at least a 40% party popper
>>563499095She can go for both NHK and Oaks, rest and then Takarazuka Kinen to get money for summer
ryan LOVE
>>563499519kek what a VILLAINOUS schedule
>>563499526Why is she wearing the minecraft fit
boysex
>>563499519>race>1 week rest>race>1week rest>raceThis is the kind of schedule that kills a great horse
>>563493859>>563499420my hero ogurin solos both.
>>563499371stooooopthe propaganda is wearing me down... but my tickets...
>>563499683>Japan Cup Jobberlol
Just made an account and quickly went thru tutorial to gauge the grind a bit and see how many materials you getIs getting a 3 star good? Should I use all rolls now?
a realistic "dream" race would have rice HERO win out of nowhere raping everyone with a 5 length ease
>>563498117my face goes there
>>563499794Characters matter less than cards>Should I use all rolls now?Probably not
If you met Mambo member, would you pull down their pants and shove them into the locker?
>>563499794NyoCards are more important than characters for newbiesNext decent banner to reroll is Seeking the Pearl speed
NOT A SINGLE RAINBOW DURING SUMMER CAMP AWARDNEVER CHANGE KITASAN
>>563499957Ya, they are bullyable
>>563499187>>563499371evil child ate my carats
>>563499957I would pull down my pants and wait until they suck my dick
>>563499974Your fault
Brian (forma de pre injury) is considered the only REAL challenger to CHEAP impact's title of the strongest jap triple crown.
>>563497319>>563497179>>563497163>>563497038>>563498287hmmmmmmm oya oya anon it's been an hour, seems like you didn't even post your aces for aries.... is it maybe because.... you actually don't play the game? eeeehhhh kimoi....
>>563499895>>563499970So if I got Nishino 3 star from the event on my first roll should I do careers and races with it or do I do other umas that are lower star level
>>563499653Jokes aside, maybe NHK would be the best move for her? I'm not sure if she has the ability for go for the Oaks.
>>563493675I spent 0 carrots, paid or otherwise.
>>563500308You can use whatever uma you like if you're playing URA or Unity for Trackblazer it's probably better to use the 3* one but I don't think a newb should start off playing Trackblazer
Stop liking evil child umas. The only evil uma you should like is Doto.
I love Rice
>>563500543Doto isn't evil...
so...where are all of the SS-tier, /uma/ exclusive nishino flower rentals?
Spark reroll when...
>>563500582based anon preparing for CM14 already
>>563496191Wait Bereshit isn't participating after all?
>>563500329Both her record and pedigree only really support a mile, maybe 2000 metersUnless her connections know something we don't, they will just send her to NHK
>>563499974Slut.
Just got back from taking my dog for a walk and saw this fella peeking at me, does anyone know which uma this is?
https://x.com/NLstaff/status/2043376884315275310Meisho Doto a qt
>>563500752Taiki
>>563500672Not enough prize money earned to get a spot. They will probably try to get into the Derby through Aoba Sho or Principal Stakes
most f2p friendly running style?
>>563500792slow ass ball and chain ningen
Marvelous Sunday's Swinging Maestros vs Nishino Flowers Budding Blossoms
nishino flower is a japanese treat :)
>>563500864pace chaser
>>563500864backliners will be cheap to build for awhile and lates will be top-tier eventually if you prefer to plan long-term. if you're looking for more short-term viability then pacers are going to have their time in the sun soon.
>>563500841Kitamura Yuichi HATEhttps://youtu.be/XPqGagRKISI?t=103This retard didn't make a move until 200 meters from the goal
>>563500984
>>563500864It has to be end closerYou only need ryan and dober as inheritance (ryan is literally free)there's also not that many of them and again the best one for the moment is goldship which is free again
oof
>>563501091Chrono-chan that's your husband...Domestic abuse is not ok!
>>563500864End CloserYou just need to get Speed: Dream Journey & Still in lovePower: Buena VistaWit: Mr CB & Taishin Parents: Ryan, Dober, StayGold
>>563500864pace, you'll dominate mile/sprint with Nishino/Taiki and XOguri bodies medium CM, then you'll get Blaze Brian to dominate long
>>563500752I suggest befriend the owner and that big dog
>>563501174>Mile XOguriPeople who do this need to be euthanized
>>563501091why is Chrono looking at me like that
>>563501174why the fuck would you want to run xOguri on mile? her best third heal is Radiant star ffs
>>563501274>>563501364happy now?
>Med S>NSM finished>Soft Step from rival This is the run gwos
>>563501202He is a failure if he can't make our child win
>>563501347
>>563501526CHIYO HATE
>>563501347NOOOOOOOOOOOO
imagine
>>563501434Yes now put taiki on the other side
>>563501578I'd go in like 5 seconds from that tee bee haich
>>563501578Ogurin is my wife!
>>563501578That speed would probably tear my frenulum
>>563501727h-hot
>>563501695Ur fkin cooked bro
>>563501823
you always buy beeline burst on flower right
>>563501695Uuuuh bro you okay?
>>563499794The game is super generous with the play energy system and materials. Even the Umas you pull for run variety and story are pretty damn cheap, 30k carats gets you on average 7 max rarity ones and you never need duplicates and the game tosses big piles of carats at you all the time, for example Golshi Week later this month dumps 6K carats on you and it overlaps other major events.The only real catch is that Support Cards are you main point of power for competitive content, and they are expensive because you actually need duplicates. If you play for having casual fun experiencing the stories and enjoying training umas to run, the game is a complete joy for free. If you want to be a sweaty PVP player with the best card decks then it's rough as hell for free because you really need to be saving carats for months at a time. The next big banner to pull on is Tachyon + Light Hello 3 months away.
>>563502086>The game is super generousCmon now
>>563500282More realistically they don't feel like they owe anything to you just because you demanded it after posting your blog about your balls
>>563502169a spark every 1.5-2 months is generous
>>563502169If you knew how to finish reading a sentence you'd be really embarrassed right now
>>563502247not when you need 5 copies of the same thing with a 0.75% rate
>>563502247Where the game you need 4-5 copies of a card for it to be good
>>563502086completing runs while the bonus drops are active is virtually TP positive, assuming you're doing proper 30+ race runs
>>563502303>>563502309It's not like meta cards come out that often, unless you want all Generalist AND Specialized cards for all styles
I LOVE TUBES
Damn this thread glowsPost more
"Gacha" and "generous" are antonyms
>no uma playing gf to cuddle with while you're both doing runs>no gf to tease when RNG fucks her over>no gf to make out with when both our runs die>no gf that cosplays as your favorite uma>no gf to rewatch the anime with>no gf that randomly starts fondling your dick with one hand while she continues to do her run with the otherWhat's even the point, gwos...
>>563502554i can tell you are handicapped when it comes to resource management
>>563502172suuuuuuuure "he" does bwo, for sure!
>>563502554if that were true we'd be saying cygacha more often
Oh no Maruzensky's eggs have expired...
>>563502169Yeah try reading the rest of the sentence you quoted half of >really generous with the play energy systemEntirely true, they dump like 80 free TP refills on new players even before you get the recent event ones backlogged, right? And runs are fucking cheap in energy, you can genuinely play for like 12 hours a day without even touching TP refills this past month due to the events. >and materialsvague term but you'll rarely be limited in most materials, the shit like monies and SP are plentiful. For character materials the game is reasonably generous. You can spark every 1.5 months on free carats of you keep up, you can get free 3* from star shards which is easier than ever with daily legend races (basically an additional free 3* every 2.5 months if you did the actual legend races and buy shards from the shops). 1* and 2* are not joke units in this game, in fact some of the best fuckers are ones like Golshi you get for free to start.Yeah Support Cards are typical gacha scum systems, but f2p planning with foresight can easily keep up with them once they're past the early hurdle of starting with nothing. I have Kita and Creek and Finemo and like 50k carats stockpiled for the Tachyon and Light Hello banner, I'm basically set even as f2p. If you get super unlucky on a banner that's what the crystal shards are for, those are a free LB every what like 3 months?
>>563502760you're not ready for the next plot
UH OH WORDS
>>563502303You only need 1 for Umas and there's only like 3 banners a year you actually need to pull MLB cards on. You're pulling Tachyon + Light Hello banner 400 or 600 times (with 100 free pulls) and you're pulling Ramoni 400 times (with 120 free pulls), what else in 2026 is even must pull? Those 2 banners only ask for like 30% of your carats for the year to MLB.
Nishino raped my carats... Neicha... gomenasorry...
It's too easy.
>>563502965Meh, I don't know how to read
>>563502760FUCKKKKK I REALLY WANNA DO CHIYO'S CAREER, PLEASE SPOOK ME
>>563502568it's really hard to get into franchise alone
>>563502405NTA but you're talking about the 10 carat drops yeah? What are even the odds on that, it doesn't feel TP positive when I get 10 maybe 7 times in 10 runs.
which uma is
>>563503059
>>563502554Sure if you have absolutely no concept of relativity. There has to be a most generous gacha, and while it's not Uma, uma feels very generous as a f2p that has pulled their waifus and has the top tier support cards completely free (just time spent and never gotten back).
>>563502972>there's only like 3 banners a year you actually need to pull MLB cards onuntil we get 4 scenarios per yearthere's also quite a few generalists, let alone specialists, that don't fall on scenario banners in later scenarios; most of the last few scenarios have had two banners you really want to roll on, per scenario
>>563503082what you described alone is TP positive as it costs 10 to get 2 runs worth of TPbut you also have natural TP regen
>>563503205in comparison to the actually generous gachas this game is pretty average I'd say. Stuff like Azur lane is way more generous than this since they make their money with porn L2D skins rather than making you buy pulls (they actively want you to get the units so you buy the skins to jerk off to)
my penis is hard for umas
>>563503223When we get 4 scenarios a year they also get more generous with free pulls, do they not? They're also not all must pull in a game with a 6 card deck and a full power borrow slot, we have foresight so it is easy to plan and say "hmmm I will skip Throne, I will skip the 3 goddesses card and mecha pal to just borrow them since they're never relevant again after their scenario is powercrept in 3 months
>>563503324Yeah but at that point you're talking about an actual game vs a porn generator, at least from what I know of azur lane
>>563474263i guess i'm jerking off to Jordan now.
>>563503448it does all kind of balance out, and most of the important banners still get some free pulls, but it does start to add up
>>563503574yeah azur lane is an auto battler where you theorycraft builds and then jerk off to the home screen. One of the reasons I stopped playing because there wasn't any actual gameplay involved.
Sure, let me unzip my pants first.
>>563503574you'd be surprised how complex the battle mechanics get, despite most of the game being played on auto mode
I am here to gamble
>neo uni -> sports festival 2 -> gyarus -> mirako uma bannerswhat an expensive way to end the year
>>563503783Neo comes out this year?
on your left is fucking dog shit gwos
>>563503824barely
>>563503825I got her to MLB and I damn well use her on any and all lates
>>563503628It won't be as bad for global, foresight is fucking massive. There are JP players still behind to this day over shit like pulling MLB Throne when they didn't know better. Acceleration isn't a joke but it's also a benefit where it will make skipping pulling for a card you know only has 3 months of viability easier when you can just borrow it.
>>563503675She's a literal juvenile
>>563503825that's what you get for trusting phase_random skill
>>563503915Holy shit time flies, I could have sworn she would be late 2027
>>563503825it's shit and a scam until it gets buffed
>>563503679That's the problem though, by time you're using auto mode in a gacha you are literally just a slave to a skinner box without even the pretense of playing a video game any more. When Uma gets auto careers there's a good chance I just actually drop it unless I still feel good doing manual careers.
Okay but I really really really really relaly really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563504107
>>563504001out of 10!
>>563504240These two are very cute
remember to ask cygames for spark reroll and ultraskipdon't ask for evolutions or balance changes to dogshit skillsyou should've rolled for meta in this wife collector game :^)
>>563504115Unless you are retarded auto will never make an ace as good as you can. Auto is helpful with doing dailes and making parents, but that's it
>>563504291how do asians come up with this stuff
>>563504361This, once we have ultra skip and spark rerolls we can just never have gameplay again and just look at the pretty menu while jerking off
>>563504001And she's already raping so much? Damn...
I just treat the game like a casino I pull for what I like, and if it decides I'm getting raped then I'm getting raped and my account turns into a useless brick for the next four months
her midrace is kind of shit bwos...
>>563504401She is the actual hamster
>>563504548How do you manage pulls that badly though. I already have the full 75k carats I'll need for like 95% chance of MLB on both Tachyon and Light Hello, and if I somehow hit the 5% that's what rainbow crystals are for. I won't have to even consider making compromises on meta banners for years.
> CONNECTINGBeen having issues with this game lately for some reason. I fixed some other ones changing dns but I'm running out of ideas
are people still gassing out in 2026?
>Danchou won't shut up about his "perfect" fronts for this CM>Doesn't want to test them in club practice rooms
>>563504750better times...
>>563504750only when I eat lots of meat or beans
>>563504785Danchou, kick this guy, he shitposted on 4chan
Is this the one?
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>563504672i always love how this artist draws her. makes me want to reenact that "squish that cat" video with her
>>563504860it's just 900 more carats bwopay up
>>563504860BRIGHTEST HEART
Are you ready for the 780k cutoff point this week?
>>563504836yep. old hachimi was abandoned by its dev
>>563504836yeppers
>>563504878Yeah its super cute
>been touching grass whole day>wouldn't be able to do a run today >still hasn't make an aceOff all days to be forced to touch grass
First career with Nishio Flower, this is with her losing the Takamatsunomiya Kinen and also no Ayabe guts
>>563504750only if you're a cornercuting based retard
in about 2 hours i will gain the right to jerk off to McQueen
>>563504717I pull for umas. That's just two sparks and boom a beautiful brick right there and there's like 5 I want this scenario
You have to be shitting me...
>>563504001How does the game justify her being able to keep up with alle the grown umas anyway?
>>563505314Do NOT go to Arima Kinen
>>563505314you will put up a good fight, right?you won't fail her, right?
>>563505497Oh god I just did
>>563505381WTF is that hip to waist ratio
Oh, so now that you're on my side you start fucking up.
>>563504943>>563504952I did it...
