Total Turtle Death Edition>Recent NewsBlizzard has won its injunction against Turtle Wow. Courts have ordered that Turtle Wow be closed by June 8th.https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/blizzard-wins-injunction-against-turtlewow-private-server-ordered-to-cease-and-381192>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>563444349
>>563501957<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time
>>563502091Dead guilds dead server
>>563501957Made it to Lakeshire, see you guys in Epoch
>>563502091We will not falter, we will not fail
>fake news in OPwe know nothing about the settlement
>>563501957Kronos 5 soon!
>local thread schizo counting its chickens before they hatch>to the point it vandalized the OPYour server will still say dead no matter what, btw.
Epoch guild WHEN?
>>563502143Compared to... your alive guild with 0 online and alive server with 100 pop?
Need Alex take on this
FRIDAY 17TH OF APRILOFFICIAL PROJECT EPOCH RELAUNCH
>wowhead clickbait article in the OPbased shitposter
>>563501957>>563502143Elyanna........
You lost, tranny.
>HERE’S HOW TURTLE WOW CAN STILL WINRemember: NO REFUNDS
>>563501903Epoch won
>>563502442I bet her pussy tastes like coins
>>563502489I swear she sold me t-shirts when I was in Hong Kong
Is Crusader Storm still online?
>>563502598>Online: 15deader than Stormforge's TBC and Russian TBC
>>563502598Unlike Turtle it is still alive
>>563502481it's funny because era servers are more dead than turtle
>>563502262That’s 100 more than Turtle will have after Shenna shutters the doors and leaves you troons out in the cold
>>56350271615 more than TROONDLEYOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY YOU LOST TRANNY
>turtle wow might diecan we go back to server hopping with Sylma?
>>563502821TRVKE
*shakes head grimly*
I SPENDEDED OVER $2000 ON TURTLE, I LEVELED 17 ROGUES TO 60 YUO CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DON'T TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEE IMMA KMS IMMA SCREAM IMMA KYS KYSSSSSS FKKKK UUU SHENNAAAA RSSIAN FKING WHORE BLOODY BHENCHOD BIIIIIIIIITTCHHH CUNTTT
i've never understood the obsession and interest with the owners of turtle wow, shenna, etc. and whatever drama they are involved in, it's like a virtual soap opera for some people, is it a mental illness?
>>563502910In 2036 when he’s done serving his time for fucking that dog
>>563502820>>563502821>>563502942even if turtle had 0 players online it would be more alive. normies with investments are gonna keep asking where's the next turtle and no matter how much you kick and scream, whatever dead server you shill ain't it.Your server. Stays Dead.
What are you rolling on Epoch?I'm going Druid
>>563502540You'd lose that bet due to the visible Adams apple in the photo
>>563502973Shenna sold gear for cash which is a no-no in pservers and then tried to pretend she wasn’t Shenna by calling herself Torta. If you don’t care you don’t care but some people do. Others like me just find it funny.
>just play on Project Epoch, they said
>>563503073Turtledrones are worse than blizzdrones at this point.
>kezanlol
btw if you want to make some EASY moneytake the leaked turtle wow core, set it all up, import the leaked db and make Turtle WoW Revivedjust buy the domain & server with crypto
Undead Paladin
Human Hunter
btw if you want to make even EASIER money level up a warrior to 60 and get them raid geared.Ive made 1000$ from each one and made like 5.4k in a week.
>>563503207I know you're just seething at your boogieman but in this case, your boogieman is real.I will rather play on blizzard's classic+ experience when it comes out than whatever dead server you are peddling.
>>563503242>we never got deadlyanna or moolaynna or dwarflaynna because he’s addicted to making high elvesWill Elaynna simply quit when there are no servers to play high elves on?
>project epochlol
>>563503335If you say so turtledrone. Feel free to resub right now and post receipts. Give Blizzard your money.
>>563503161?
what causes this?https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/subject/epoch/text/troondle/type/op/
jibbed for her pleasure
>>563503161Hey, on your website too
Just got my 10th level 60 on BBC! Having a great time, might even try and start pugging some raids soon if I'm feeling brave!
>>563503161>>563503618WoW this website looks super reliable and is definately not setting off any red flags for me!
>>563503505the epochschizo is real
>>563503317Aecheur…
>>563503434What is it that you think is a gotcha about me rather giving blizzard money than your dead irrelevant server you keep trying to shill.Do you not truly understand it? Blizzard's official classic is _BETTER_ than your dead server.
>>563503871You lost, tranny.
>>563502942she doesn't say that...
>>563503505Holy sovl..
>all these faggots jumping shipYou will STAY on Turtle and you will keep playing with me I still need my Scarab Lord and you are going to help me Turtle is FOREVER it CANNOT be killed!!!!!Do NOT take my fking SCARAB LORD from me!!! You will play on Ambershire, you will collect my Scarab pieces 20 hours a day and you WILL be happy!!!
>>563503871Then do it turtledrone. Give blizzard your money to prove me wrong right now.
>>563503897Imagine having a personal vandetta against some random private server eceleb and calling others trannies.As always, the low functioning aspie lacks self awareness.
>>563504078>vandetta
come play on Epoch with me
>>563503871nigger I stopped replying to you since the last thread, go have your fun playing with bots, boosts and rmt.
>>563504009We'll all be Scarab Lord in the afterlife Eyba
>>563504027You are getting your boogiemen mixed up here. I only have around 100hrs on twow as opposed to 10's of thousands of hours on blizzard's servers. I have probably given them enough money to fund your private server for years.
>>563504193Prove it.
TROONDLE LOST>TROONDLE LOSTTROONDLE LOST>TROONDLE LOSTTROONDLE LOST
>>563504078uh oh ESL meltie
>mfw Epoch can't have any private eceleb dev drama because it doesnt have any devs left
>>563504154Mind turning the camera so i can see your butt thanks
>>563504154>>563502180>not a SINGLE(1) other soul can be seen in any project epoch screenshotGrim.
>>563503335>>563503871>>563504193>ough ough ohhh I love slurping corporate cock I love slop!!this has to be bait, right?
server with vanilla high elf models pls
>>563503340I've already quit didn't I? I don't think mmos are for me honestly. Been addicted to Fallout 4 lately again. Found out recently how to merge mods and clean up mods and saves.
>>563504154I just downloaded and logged for the first time in nearly a year and guru only has 60 players onWhat do these people even do? I'm guessing you basically just have to join THE guild to do any endgame content, otherwise there's far better single player games to play than wow Do I have to wait for the tranny server to full on die before epoch absorbs any refugees, my lvl 60 mage is waiting for me
Watching the turtletroons lose their last tenuous grasp on reality and collapse into a single point of pure cope like a dying star as their server falls apart at the seams is amusing, I'll give you guys that.
>troondle lost
>>563504281Why would I have to prove it? I have played wow on and off since 2005. A non insignificant amount of money has been given to blizzard by me. Why does this upset you? Is it because you cannot fathom paying for a good product?
>>563504556Because you're lying and you can't, turtledrone.
TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK!TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK!TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK! ALL DAY LONG!
>>563504601>play my gameOkay, I will play your game right after you post the total amount of hours (on estimate), and for how many years you have sustained your existence on a struggling private server. Whichever server that is, I don't care about. Just give me the rough estimate so I can get a ballpark idea of what I'm dealing with here.
So is Turtle fucked or not?They settled for...something which means they either threw the EU/US devs under the bus or agreed to basically cut operations.
>>563504692nice original content. i like what you did with the socks.
>>563504469Oh, hi Elaynna.What did you think of the stuff between Gramble (Telol) and Ogtucker (Leakingcage)?
anyone remember all the "turtle is totally dead you guys" posting before epoch released?can anyone remind me how that turned out? ;)
>>563504692look the entire population of the server is there
You should come back to Pochie
>>563504763Turtle is about to be shut down
>>563504759No clue about any of that stuff. Haven't played at all lately just heard Turtle is going down soon so I started lurking a little on the thread.
>>563504763turtle died? guess we were right all alone, tranny
>>563504154MY GOD, SHE EVEN HAS A CAMELTOE
>>563504843proof? ill wait.
Gurubashi or Kezan?
>Blizzard would never sue Turtle, many Blizzard devs themselves play there!!>Okay they sued them but it's just a nothingburger, they only do this for formalities>Okay it IS a real lawsuit but it doesn't matter because Shenna is in Kyrgyzstan>Okay several developers and staff got arrested, interrogated and fined but they still can't touch the servers, Turtle will never give in!! >All social media accounts got deleted, the proxy to download the client is down, the donations page is down and all addon developers have quit out of legal precautions but it's fine, this will only make Turtle stronger!! >okay the Turtle Staff have reached an agreement with Blizzard to save some of their money but the server will stay up and they can always just switch IP or somethingYOU ARE HERE>okay Tel'abim is down but that's just the PvP server no one cares>Okay Ambershire is down but that's just the newfag zoomer server, no one cares>Okay Nordanaar is down but they'll bring it back soon under a different name>okay it's been four weeks but they just do this to comply with the lawsuit, just two more weeks for the secret Beaver WoW relaunch!!!>-ACK!
im just going to bury my head in sand nonono shut up they didnt shut down the donations. blizzard isnt pursuing action. nothing is happening i need proof where is proof? proof proof proof?????
>>563504735>threw the EU/US devs under the busthrowing them under the bus would be not doing a deal and letting them deal with it on their own
>>563504976Kezan unlike you enjoy getting raped by fully tiered 60's
>>563504981>>563504825so this is what the "turtledrone" nigger is trying to sell me.a server that failed so catastrophically it was literally wiped off the public consciousness only to be remembered by troll posters
I care more about Pochie complete destruction than my lvl60 turtle character
>neither of these 2 servers could fulfill their roadmapsclassic+ is a joke
POCHIE TWO WITH THE JAHY POSTER
I wish i could completely destroy a wow private server player if you catch my drift
Why does Turtle have so much beef with Epoch? Shouldn't Turtle devs be happy for competition that isn't being taken down soon?
Dutch hereShould we create a fresh Epoch server to celebrate Turtle's death?
>>563505313?
>>563505313they were shitposted into insanity by like 2 people spamming epoch won
>>563505313pochie sounds cuter than troondle so it's an unfortunate case of cute aggression desu
Human.Female.Warlock.
>>563505267Blizzard Season of Classic+we waiting u
ill never understand why people hate blizzard so much when they literally made the game they are playing??? like without blizzard you cant play these private server the heck??
this a good sign?
Night Elf.Female.Rogue.
>>563505638This but microsoft and minecraft
Take the private server weenie out of your mouth, it’s getting so old. Dudes like you who claim to hate wow and blizzard yet stay commenting and following anything and everything related to official wow. Imagine defending corrupt private servers with monetization, that taunted blizzard for years. FAFO
i wish i had private server weenie in my mouth right now...
Worlo Warcars but Sylvanas is a cute little girl
>>563504981Why would they do it in sequence thou'?
Fuck Around. Find Out.Shouldn't have taunted Daddy Microsoft Shenna.
Is a server pop of 1k considered dead
TurtleWoW is getting ported to the Classic Client and that's a good thing!
Get. Fucked.Epoch won.
>>563504846Telol gkicked a tranny from Evil because the tranny cheated on him with Keyholder. Telol got cucked.
Can't wait for announcement this evening that the entire Turtle Staff is onboarded by Blizzard and that Turtle will go official I will laugh so hard at you epoop trannies
>>563506020As long as you can do content, the server is not dead.I play on a private server with ~300 people.
>>563504981>Blizzard would never sue Turtle, many Blizzard devs themselves play there!!I remember this one. The absolute delusion.Also>Blizzard is using Turtle Wow to farm ideas for SoD.
welp, understanding the end being ny, I am just beside myself with this. Blizzard doesn't really care about us the players. this thing from a blizz-con the top brass saying: "You don't know what you want!" in a very condescending manner. highly unprofessional and appalling to say the least.Turtle treated us better than junk. treated us like actual human beings. Blizzard on the other hand, yeah, you get the Picture. I'm never ever going back to Blizzard WOW ever again! even if there are no more private servers.Blizzard, you treated me, my family, my friends, and everyone like something less than fecal matter. You treated people within your ranks the same way. the condescending manner and the abuse, and harassment of us players, not protecting us adequately, making us deal with bots. and not just us players, but your employees? VERY UNPROFESSIONAL! No ethical treatment to anyone.T-Wow, thank you very much! I love you so much! And im so sorry that things ended this way.
>>563506174Kek Telol always struck me as a little too possessive and unhinged not gonna lie.
>>563504846
>>563506506me and who?
>>5635060201k is great
>overnight both ambershire and nordanaar have gone from having 5 to 6k players online to 2 to 3k playersTHIS SERVER'S DYING...
>>563506926uh duh?
>>563505638But current Blizzard never made this game??
You now remember a time when looney troonies were seriously arguing that Torta was not Shenna.
The amount of clickbaity posts since the news of the cease & desist is so damn high, yet offer no real content apart from „twow doomed“ or „twow not doomed“.Since people obviously cant control themselves anymore maybe its better to issue a complete lockdown.
What class does <evil> need?
>>563507153A class action lawsuit against blizzard for shutting down their server
Dragunovi just told me TWoW is being turned into official classic+
Deca please kill yourself
Deca please kiss yourself
>>563507104nothing will happen
>>563507104We're never living it down turtlewowbros
There are several types of Shitzard propaganda.1 - Fake news: "TWoW has shut down! Hail Blizzard!" 2 - Hate posts: "Haha Blizzard won! Murica numba one! TWoW dead! Blizzard I love you!" 3 - Crybaby posts: "Welp, I guess this is the end, my friend..."Ignore Shitzard propaganda. Keep leveling!
>>563505313Turtle has some especially mentally ill players who absolutely lost their minds when epoch got a little hype because in their heads any competition to their server is an existential threat and so they relentlessly shitposted, constantly baked troll generals and other unhinged behaviour which naturally created bad blood, not to mention a clique of twow trannies literally took over this general by relentless gay dramaposting
i left turtle for synastria like a month ago and havent looked back, just chilling rn, that being said turtle is deserving of at least a repack down the line
>>563507572>synastriaqrd?>turtle repackI think someone already made a precompiled version of the leak
>>563507572>that being said turtle is deserving of at least a repack down the lineThe court settlement prevents them from doing this.
During his latest keynote, Pope Leon XIV addressed the faithful and unexpectedly dropped a statement about Epoch. “Mox Adveniet.” meaning "It will come back." Is this a divine hint at Epoch???
>>563506465Was Telol good at ERP?
>>563504981>Ignore her message for one more day thinking it can't be this important>She stands up and ends the game calling me unfaithfulSee if I care you fucking b-b-b-bitch!
>>563507798you're full of shit. he plays ffxiv not epoch, it's in his fucking name.
>>563507693im aware but when the dust settles and turtle content inconspicuously ends up in a vanilla repack some time from now it probably wont raise too many eyebrows>>563507646>qrdyou xp items and get a part of their stats, there are fun perks, if you manage to 100% all the items for a class you can prestige and play a dual class with fancy name and no race restrictions, just chill wotlk solo fun but its addicting
nothing ever happens
Fuck sake are we going to have a bunch of mentally ill trannies join Epoch now? It's been extremely comfy playing on Gurubashi with 3 guilds on each side fighting for world bosses, drama between factions and rivalries. Now I know what the turtle players from years ago felt when they had it comfy too. Before the swarm of freaks came and ruined it for them.
>>563508559WE ARE NOT MENTALLY ILL OKAY! I AM PLUGGED AND CAGED BTW
>>563508640Gramble...
>>563506330If they did maybe SoD wouldnt have flopped hard
>>563508762I didn't cage him yet, but I will soon.
As long as they do not announce the servers going down, I do not believe they will go down. They are based in Russia and Kasachstan I believe, so an american ruling cannot really stop them from doing what they are doing.They will probably need some restructuring for how they are going to finance themselves, which I would see as the only actual reason they might not survive.
Will still miss Twow not gonna lie. Despite all that happened its been a fun time. Always thought I might come back to it some day. Multi billion dollar company sucks as per usual. Funny how all gaming companies were at their height when it was just a few bros making games in moms basement.https://litter.catbox.moe/wytc52.webm
Hive sisters... I don't feel so good
My server will still be here in two months because it's not run by Shenna.
>>563508934The servers are literally hosted in London you fucking retard
>>563504981SnailWoW shall rise from the ashes. FRESH soon my dear turtlefriends!
>>563508934yea literally americans can do nothing to stop russia or china. we're fine.
>HAHA THEY CAN NEVER SHUT DOWN THE SERVERS THEY ARE IN [SHITHOLE]They fucking agreed to the settlement retards, if they were gonna do the whole you can't get me nananana shit they wouldn't have agreed on a settlement in the first place
>>563509313Hell no need to even spend a penny on lawyers to begin with
we don't know who agreed and who didn't did shagu agree? did akalix agree? did shenna?
>>563508934Blizzard might not be able to take down the actual servers via lawsuits but they can make running them a pain. IP blockages, suing single devs, going after their donations and they don't always have to succeed for it to just be too tedious to deal with in the long run.
>>563507524>all these grifting retards with ai genned thumbnails and basedfaces i hate jewtubers so much
>>563509412Only liberal trannies hate AI. Got something to admit?
shitposters tarnish the reputation of real turtle-wow haters, like me
shenna will just do what she did after esylium, reinvent herself under a new name and run another server
>>563505638the blizzard that created vanilla wow literally doesnt exist anymore if i killed your mother and wore her skin as a facemask, will you still love your 'mom'?
>>563509258Imma host a server in Iran... and I'll call it Hormuzcraft.
>>563509402so the ppl who are exposed just quit the organization.>>563509115oh no... i guess london is the only country with data centers : /
>>563509313shenna crossed her fingers while signing the settlement thoughbeit
>>563509492yeah i admit i think you're a fucking retard
you guys joke about the country of london but no one wants to play with 500+ ping from the city of hormuz
Any good pservs?
>>563509829>the city of HormuzHoly kek, American education everyone
Please come to pochie so i can heal for you!
>>563509313On the contract shenna signed torta would never host another server but she didn't sign her other 2 names.
>>563509619It's the same with epoch, the people who created it are gone.
i only have fun with wow pservers when drama is going on i havent play a pserver in over 5 years but i love coming to these threads to shitpost when things are going crazy lol
>>563509619>if i killed your mother and wore her skin as a facemask, will you still love your 'mom'?shit we can just use the ship of Theseus as an example?>>563505638This must be bait.
>>563510241Multiple question marksPoor grammar"Heck"
>>563509313If they were going to shut down the servers, why not just go ahead and do it? They already closed donations, so it's not like they're leaving them up to get one last paycheck.
>>563510507To have a last dance party in Elywnn Forest tonight
>>563510507They shut down donations becasue blizzard told them you can keep the server but you cannot make money.so shenna is going to say alright, i can afford to keep ambershire running 2 months and am ceasing all development.
>>563510000same, sis. same.
>>563510507Hi, Shenna here, I already payed the server provider for April so we'll let you have it two more weeks
all this unmolested oremy greed compels me to gather it all...
>>563510000based trips of truth
>>563510507Shenna probably wants to have one of those nost count down moments where people have 24 hours knowing they're going to die.
>>563511003what did you say?
nothing ever happensthe people who are scared quit the company, the people who are more unscrupulous keep the company running. if they were scared of blizz lawyers they wouldn't have started advertising on normie platforms and taunting blizzard.it's all a marketing move.
shenna works for blizzard, she's the one who told them it's time for the lawsuit so she can relaunch and restart the money train.
It's fun that ostrich mode copers have their own mantra to make themselves feel better in their delusions these days
chromiecraft doesn't have p2w
>>563511628but does chromie have a cute helf wife to bully me?
I've received word from insider sources that one of the settlement agreements was actually to keep the server open, Turtle won bigly
Honestly any agreement that doesn't involve Turtle shutting down is a huge L for Blizzard since it essentially means other private servers will do what they want and try to get the same deal instead of being scared into shutting down like others have in the past.
>>563511904not being able to accept donations is also going to cause everything except passion volunteer projects to shutdownturtle is not a volunteer passion project at this point, but they might survive on a skeleton crew or some shit
@563511976Still not playing on your dead server.
>>563511712They have cute belfs and drannies.
>>563511904honestly any result that doesn't result in all of the parties involved being fincially ruined or in jail is an L for blizzard.
>>563512039>but they might survive on a skeleton crew or some shitI doubt it, we can basically see no more future updates and them just paying out of pocket for server costs, nah. shenna will keep her money and move on.
Would using TF as a tmog on both MH and OH annoy warriors more or is there another weapon I can do for MH that only warriors use? Something like Spinal Reaper but 1h...
shenna actually bought the IP from microsoft she owns wow.
Any news on the supposed announcement that's supposed to be today? i'm not joining the troonie pisscord just for that>>563511976Pearl...
>>563512535You wanted TF for attention and to annoy others?
>>563511976A p*nda named Pear.
>>563511976only one person can save /wpsg/...
Would you play on a pserver with 1k population.It's 1k white people btw.
i-It's time for Crusader-Storm! *coughs blood*
>>563512742Real white people with a ban on circumcised golems? Sure.
Anyone remember the foreskin pirate meme from the epoch days
A Panda named Pearl.
>>563512629Yes...
>>563512535It breaks all immersion for me seeing 2x Thunderfury, it's a UNIQUE weapon, there shouldn't be two of them
>>563513910I agree with this, when I see two people with the same legendary it pisses me off.
>>563514049I actually have Thundefury and both bindings in my inventory. I just like collecting orange items.
>>563514325I can head cannon that you just picked them back up after killing the prince.
>>563513910>>563514049Not my problem*invites another hand of rag paladin to the raid*
>>563514760if you're inviting hand of rag paladins you've got bigger problems.
>>563503098Undead paladin, if I even decide to keep playing. Turtle has been fun but I don't really feel it anymore
>>563515328He also replied to someone telling they had servers ready to go in different country with "Shhhh, don't tell them". And deleted the message a few seconds after, only saw it because I have discord shit to see deleted messages.
>>563516192that was probably a joke, but replying to a totally serious personbreaking the settlement and injunction is worse than just fighting it to the bitter end, it just shows bad faith
>>563516354I'm not sure, wanted to find the message again, but don't see it. Think the deleted messages are not stored and disappeared, I should have taken a screenshot.
>>563503098>>563516171both OP in PVP right now. They'll hopefully get nerfed, just saying.
>>563517029Are beast hunters still retardedly OP? I remember getting raped and twoshit by boars in BG's.
So did Crogge say anything yet?
>>563517229No. They are just fine I think. The Beast Within is kind of stupid but it's the same as TBC. Pets generally do a bit too much damage, but I'd point at Felguard more than a Hunter pet right now. I'm assuming your experience was from levelling Warsong Gulch games where Hunters just generally rape everyone anyway.
does epoch have custom races, classes and zones & dungeons like turtle?
these murlocs on epoch run at like mach 5 jeeeeez
>>563517484turtle doesn't have custom classes
>>563513810People like (You) are the reason why we’re having a Loot Council in the next anon guild.
>>563512629To be fair, no tank wanted it for some reason
>>563517484>does epoch have custom racesNo. It's Vanilla races, no space goats or belfs.>classesI legit didn't realise turtle had custom classes? Haven't played there in like 3 years but no, Epoch doesn't have that.>zonesNo, the custom content went for more of a natural extension approach e.g. extending Arathi Highlands to the east/using up empty spaces in zones. I'm sure they had/have desire to do that though.>dungeonsYes including redesigned ones e.g. Deadmines & Wailing Caverns. There is Glittermurk Mines (STV) and Baradin Hold (end game) currently. All of the custom dungeon content is better than Turtle by a long shot. They are very well done but there's less custom content.
>>563502942kys deca
>>563502942>I LEVELED 17 ROGUES TO 60but why?
What class does the epoch anon guild need?
>>563517484>does epoch have custom racesNo but there's Dwarven Shamans, Undead Paladins, Human Hunters, Gnome Priests, Tauren Priests, Orc Mages. Racials are swappable at 60 by doing certain rave related quests. >classesNo, but there's a lot of (TBC talent) rebalances and some custom abilities added. >zones & dungeonsA couple low/mid level new dungeons, lots of extensions to older zones with custom quests, hubs and transport routes. The quality overall is pretty good, imo better than most of Turtle's new content.
doomsissy epoch shills (ironic i know) gonna get btfo in 17 hours
Give it to me straight, i found a pserver I'm interested in but it only has 1k (1014) players on, i have no frame of reference for how dead that is, how empty is that?
>>563503098NIGHT ELF FEMALES DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS.
>>563517662Why did you even give two bindings to a fucking hunter??? Are you retarded???
>>563517662so if I roll rogue will I get TF?
>>563518237>>563506020
>>563518118if turtle doesnt work out i play my pally on epoch, if it does i stay on my helfie and level on the sidepallylife
>>563518117>A couple low/mid level new dungeons, lots of extensions to older zones with custom quests, hubs and transport routes. >The quality overall is pretty good, imo better than most of Turtle's new contentSounds good. I ike the turtle custom stuff but the early zones are really crude and ugly
>>563518237Completely normal population back in Vanilla.
>>563518309Ohhh i guess I'm not the only guy scraping for random servers. This is nice.
>>563517810>All of the custom dungeon content is better than Turtle by a long shot. They are very well done but there's less custom content.S-Sure...
>>563518237You must be joking, there are simply no servers with 1000 players. Nobody would bother to pay for the hardware to support that many people
>>563518385It sounds bad but you almost don't notice the extensions to the zones. I bet anyone that hasn't played Vanilla in a longtime won't even realise they're doing an Epoch quest. I'd much rather a natural extension over some ridiculous garish addition like Turtle has.
>>563518498Crusader Storm has a population of 14 players and is still live, you people severely underestimate how cheap it is to run a WoW server
>>563518498I mean i would post it here but it's a cookie cutter wotlk server with no changes (just how i like it).
>>563518498I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually retarded
>>563518619yea you only notice them when they don't work which is quite often
Did they finally fixed warlock on Ecuck or the design is still retarded and all over the place?
Turtles harvest mystery questline was great, absolutely ludokino. Tired of pretending it's not.
>>563518941she looks like me wtf
ep*ch players absolutely scrambling to swindle and poach anyone they can to play their tiny pop shitfest that was a rugpull selling out to ascension lmao
>>563518662b-But Shenna and Crogge said their server cost 6 million rubles per month.
>>563518941last time I checked in they nerfed warlocks>>563518619pretty much this, its a pretty good leveling experience now that they fixed the bugs
>>563519079>pretty good leveling experienceand then what? it has no future. dutch aint gonna bother with it
>>563518484>beautiful turtle content on a dog shit client to boot
>>563519286>and then what? it has no futureI play WoW for the leveling
Assumi posting?
Epochbros, how do those steamwheedle contracts work? Reached lvl 8 and I'm thinking whether I should accept one, what does it actually do?
>>563519375explorers is just worse slow and steady with no tangible reward
>>563519079>they nerfed warlocksGuess I'll wait for Duskhaven.
>>563519375one is 0.5x xp rate, the other is soft-hc where instead of losing your character you have to take a walk of shame back to the capital
Why does the high elf story in Turtle mog everything Blizzard has done?I'm not just talking about Midnight, thats an easy win, but Thalassian Highlands' story is miles ahead of even TBC blood elves. When I saw Kael actually caring for his people and I told Vereesa about it, and she was shocked and didnt know how to feel? Genuinely one of the best moments I have seen in WoW
>>563519375explorer's contract is soulful and what slow and steady should've been
>make Hunter on Epoch>almost gamebreaking bug where your character randomly decides to stop melee attacking in combat already encountered at tutorial zone>try to make bug report>"you can't do that without verification"How the fuck is this sloppa supposed to replace Turtle? While you could fix that by relog, bug like that is fucking horrendous to encounter this early in the game. On the plus side, its nice that Epoch actually does let you meleeweave
>>563519609it's russian ESL slop, did you even read the text??
>epoch nerfed warlocks? guess i won't play thereExcept you didn't play a warlock on Turtle
>>563518439True but in vanilla everyone you're playing with is operating under the same time zone and isn't an autistic parse nigger.
>>563519652>Epoch actually does let you meleeweavebut its the same on turtle was it not or im confusing wandweave
>>563519729Yes. Did you? The elves are engaging in ACTUAL politics
>>563517585All of turtles classes and specs are custom
>>563519558>>563519604What are the rewards for 0.5xp rate one? Some meme title? Or do you get some cosmetic gear/mount of out of it?
>epoch discussionSHUT. IT. DOWN.POST THE STAIRS.
>>563519609Based.Every time i see a post like this >>563518385 I'm so confused.Thalassian highlands is beautiful and high elf story quests are really good.Huge loss when it all bevome lost media
>>563519346based
>>563519731No shit Sherlock. Why would anyone play warlock on Turtle? Why would anyone would play Turtle at all?
>>563519609not sure about "mogging" but that moment was quite good indeed
>>563519761You are confusing it with wandweaving. Turtle hated most sorts of skill expressions like seal/totem twisting, hamstring-kiting and meleeweaving so they added fuckhuge deadzone that made Hunters there unable to do it which is a fucking shame since being able to meleeweave would have made Survival lot more fun and added more depth to MM/BM as well
>>563519731>>563519942Warlocks are just shit compared to mages.
>>563519942I have a bis destruction warlock with the title for server first karazhan 40man kill
>>563519880I am going to miss beautiful Alah'thalas. It wasn't an expansive city or anything but it felt like a proper town that was rebuilding from the ashes.
>>563519942>Why would anyone play warlock on Turtlethrow infernals at favela tentfaggots
>people now pretending the high elf starter zones were good after complaining about what trash they were for yearslmao
I liked the high elf starter zone, the goblin start zone is slop however.
>mfw the troondle carebears may leak into (You)r server now
>>563519729Some of the greatest writers in human history were Russian. If you can’t enjoy an engaging story because of a couple grammatical errors then you’re the actual ESL.
warlocks are pretty strong and become better parsers than mages at super endgame if that matters
>>563520010*seeds you're mom* What now blueboy?>>563520045Well yeah, it's implied only retards would do that, Anon.>>563520098Sounds cool but you'll get eventually banned for having too much fun.
>>563519880>>563520050Ah yes, the helf zone with no quest after you do the noob ones and zero incentive to ever return there. Turtle really should have added at least couple quests between 20-60 that started or led there to make more use of the zone. Even Blizzard made more use of Ghostlands than Turtle did with Alah'thalas. Unless you played Priest and planned on doing Benediction quest you had zero reason to ever go there
>>563519815meme title, bags and pots I think?
>>563520318>zero incentive to ever return thereyou mean...like every single starting zone?
>>563520207don’t worry anon, your empty server is safe
>>563520318Do you go to Northshire every five levels or for endgame stuff? Its a beautiful levelling zone and a beautiful story that does what it accomplishes.
>>563520353Bags might actually be worth the hassle since it's my 1st character anyway and I don't plan on picking tailoring. Hope I don't pick the hc one by accident
>>563520406But anon..I play on Bronzebeard
>>563520318the longer you look at it, the more you realize that entire zone was hand-crafted for helf priest>free wand quest at 4 or around right near spawn shanties>separate temple with skill trainer located right in the centeroh and their city is bank alt heaven btw AH+bank+mail under one roof
>still no announcementscary
>>563519880>Thalassian highlands is beautiful and high elf story quests are really goodand they were added a couple of years ago. Before that helfs started off in Loch Modan. Same with gobbos; their start zone used to be in Stonetalon (i started my gob rogue there), then it was moved to blackstone island later onWith crude and ugly I mean things like crescent grove and tel'abim island
>>563520476HC one is called iron soul or somethingexplorer's contract is the one you're looking for
>>563520661>mean while goblin city>some shitty port>no auction house>no rep gearI wonder what race shenna plays
hold me bros... still no announcement...
im grinding soooo hard on BBC+ right now
>>563519375if I remember correctly you receive some bags and goodies via mail on each 10 lvl bracket, the rewards are of course getting better each bracketafter reaching lvl 60 you receive title The Patient
>>563520865Goblins have a city? Its not even marked on the world map
>>563520397>you mean...like every single starting zone?Except that every other Classic starting zone DOES have quests leaving back there. Durotar has ZF & Shadra quest chains which make you revisit Senjin' village, SW has bunch of quests leading back to Elwynn (the mage tower one at Redridge being one example), Tirisfal has entire endgame hub at WPL border, Kharanos in Dun Morough has bunch of endgame dungeon quests, Teldrassil has several quests from Rut'theran village even till endgame and even Mulgore at least has decency to have bunch of quests between 10-60 from Thunder Bluff despite the zone itself being sparse. Both helfland and their capital have no such lasting value at all>>563520434You meme about Northshire, but it actually does have quests leaving back there around lvl 20 (Rethban ore + occasional SW chain fetch quest)
>>563520865>goblin town>no>auction>houses
>>563520812I'd prefer the old Goblin starting zone to the god-awful current one tbdesu
one day we will have pserver with goblins being able to heal...
>>563520812>>563521169It shouldn't be hard to make a goblin cityJust copy/paste Booty Bay and Gadgetzan into that ugly island they have and add amenities there.
>>563519370Heroic Worgen saves woman from choking with the Heimlich Maneuver
Speaking of professions on Epoch, what are the the ones people playing there go for? Is Alchemy still insanely overpowered like it was on launch or are the rest worth picking now?
What's the single best starting area in WoW? Elwynn?
>>563521129>>563520318a few nitpicks I found:>only 1 connecting flightpath and that's to WPL>kill naga mages that do way too much damage>also you don't get underwater breathing potions until you kill them>the mana wyrms have a huge aggro range>the starting area, not zone, isn't surrounded by a wall to serve as a tutorial area you can't wander off of>last quest in the zone tells you to fuck off in a boat>no follow up storyline
>>563521514Tirisfag Gays.
>>563521514Yeah and all other answers are cope.
>>563502442Is this the only leaked photo of Shenna or are there more?
>>563521510tanks go for blacksmithing and miningit's nice to repair for free and have extra HPalchemy is still powerful for everyone else
>>563521639I have 5 or 6 in my unsorted folder. No I won't search for them.
>>563521514Elwynn or Tirisfal. Every other starter zone has at least one super annoying cockblock/death trap ranging from infamous teldrassil furbolg rape caves to Durotar's caster trolls that make lowbie melee's lives hell. Mulgore and Dun Morough are okayish, but have their own retarded bullshit spots/quests which Elwynn & Tirisfal lack
post yfw nothing happens
>>563520865
>>563521863ESL
Which private server has the most active futa erp community?
>>563522167Turtle (consult Asalys, Elicia or Fuutank for details)
>>563521558mana wyrms in belf zone also have arcane bolt that does FUCKTON of uninterruptible damage.
>>563522251>activeI don't think so
>>563522261>FUCKTON of uninterruptible damage.this is seemingly a problem with a lot of their custom mobs, I remember some nagas(?) that cast a frostbolt without a cast barit's so fucking annoying
>>563522167azerotica
>>563522167Turtle, Azerotica, Epsilon, Moonguard. I think there are more futa characters than female characters in most wow server, it's rare to actually find a girl with a pussy.
What to futas on wowservers usually prefer to fuck?Women, other futas or men?
>>563522004Ok so? French is the most beautiful language in the world. Speaking it is like wiping your ass with silk.
>>563523565failed males
>>563523565Everything
>>563518250THEY SHOULDTHEY LOOK LIKE THAT IN MY EYES
>>563523740>French is the most beautiful language in the world.lmao
>>563523775what is the most failed male race & class combo? asking for a friend..
>>563524008Ret pinkie.
>>563524008male orc warriormale tauren druidmale gnome mage
>>563524008female belf any classfemale night elf any class except druid
>>563505541I'm with you.
>>563524321bro wtf nelf female hunters are based, probably THE best bow animation out there
Lore accurate paladin
>>563524985dwarves are the best hunters assuming you choose the correct face
>>563524985>Basic bitch archer stanceAt least its better than the males but the NElf females dont have the best anything other than dance
>>563523953YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHTTHEY SHOULD
>>563505541>>563524928Male orc warlock or bust.
>Bronzebeard still eating all the dev time from Ascension devsWhere’s my CoA bitch
>>563524008Male Human Arms Warrior
epoch is deadturtle is deadim going back to bronzebeardfaggots, all of you
>>563526241Buying Ecuck was Asscension worse mistake.
>>563526467>brought in potentially millions in revenue to bronzebeard
For me it's VVallcraft.
Thalassian Highlands...Balor...Northwind...I will miss you all so much...
LOOK AT BOWSER'S RECENT MESSAGE, ARE WE GOOD?
The last orc enjoying a tent in front of orgrimmar before shutdown
>>563527315Tel abim?
>>563527165theres nothing, stop baiting pweaseee
>>563527315im gonna miss that specific orc haircut
>>563521558>>563520318I just leveled a High Elf to 60 and you guys are both entirely wrong. >the helf zone with no quest after you do the noob ones and zero incentive to ever return thereThere are quests that send you back there. Off the top of my head there was one in Northwind and a quest for the new Frostmane dungeon.>naga mages that do way too much damageNo they don't.>you don't get underwater breathing potions until you kill themYou don't have to kill the ones underwater for that quest, there are several along the shoreline next to the murlocs. You don't have to go underwater until the follow-up quests when you've been given the potions.
>>563527315>turtle isn't de-
Epoch is e-popping!
>Epoch chat>Better deploy the time wasting question and gay erotica
>no one important died
>>563528052this and its derivatives are actually funny thoughbeit
the silence from turdle is defeaning
>>563521558>>563527732I feel like the only big issues I have with the helf zone is, an 8% drop rate is fucking retarded on those trents.There's a couple mobs like the lynx and that one lone blood elf on that island who are just slightly too high to be reasonable for a non elite quest and people following the flow naturally and not grinding will struggle to kill them.You don't need 2 elite quests in a zone, kings bane would have been enough. Leaders of the reef scale is just kinda ass due to quest flow, many people will swim for the 7 scales, then come back for the single elite and the 7 sunderers and the other named mob who isn't elite????feels like it would have been more logical to have the elite nearer or ontop of the manacore also.
>worlds most average transwow enjoyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W95kMOAT0And nothing of value was lost during the shutdown
>>563526241CoA deadline is august now, and we filmed stuff
>>563528736everything he said about twow was correct
Fresh 60 Hunter, already doing 350 DPS. I'm fucking badass.
>>563528764>AugustYou said that last year. Fire that stupid fucking youtube cuck you hired the game has been on a constant downward trend ever since he joined.
Evil would have failed to clear Naxx so this is for the best
>>563528736isnt this video satire
I believe Evil had a better roster than FMC and could have cleared Naxx
>>563527983
>>563529069if it is then he's a goddamn genius because it's funny as hell
>>563527983>>563529148It was 1-30 btw, shitty carbonite bugs the textbox.
>>563529065>>563529124Evil's last BWL had 30 people. How many puggies did branded have in their latest BWL?
>>563529275what's the total pochiepop
>>563527983>>563529148>falling for the ecuck meme>againkek, bur even
im downloading tauri even though im not happy with the magyars for voting out orban
>>563528736>"i've put in 10,000 hours in twow, I DESERVE ORANGE; SEE THAT RANDOM GUY IN SLIGHTLY WORSE PURPLES WHO HAS IT? KILL THIS NIGGER AT THE STAKE"
KRONOS BROS... WE WIN AGAIN!!!
so we're all going back to project ascension wildcard right bros??? wotlk soon???
Any healcucks that would join that?Rejuv gem included btw.
>>563529347262 now, which is at least 140 increase from 2 days ago, mostly new characters in 1-20 lvl zones
>>563529749ai slop
>>563529751>so we're all going back to project ascension wildcard right brosyea bro i don't see what else we can do?
>>563529749isn't it just niller untouched? who the fuck wants that in 2026>>563530005still pathetic... wake me up when its stabilizes at 1000+
>>563530153I won't wake you up, either bring your royal ass and let's play together or keep sleeping and hissing in the general
>>563530393bweh...
