Previous: >>563510739>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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>Christopher Lee died ELEVEN years agowhat the FUCK /uma/ why didn't you tell me!
Digitan LOVE
If you are struggling with team trials, you can always look at your last five results and see who your bottom earners are. If anyone is consistently showing up in your bottom earners, then make them your target to update next.When buying skills for TT, consider that there are 6 NPCs in the race with shit stats. Skills don't trigger in the same spots as CM, and you will tend to be ahead of most of those NPCs, so many skills requiring you to be further back in the pack frequently whiff.t. S5 team with 830k last week.
In just 17 rolls all tickets no carrots spent. /uma/ told me she was the best trainee possibly of the whole lineup this year.
>>563528754Reddit op
I can't get a good Nishino Flower run...
>>563528929>same year Iwata diedbros...
Howdy /uma/ I wish you all a wonderful Muv Luv Monday!I was planning on making some really contrived connection between Muv Luv and Uma but it's kinda hard to draw parallels between a horse racing game and an alt history/sci-fi mecha novel. So instead I'll just wish you all a stress-free class 6 retention and good luck with your parents sparks and ace runs!Anyway, you guys should read Muv Luv. Or don't, I guess. I'm not your mom.
Good night friends!!
good morningphew it finally went down
>>563528975I don't like her so I won't roll for her. Simple as
1-6 roll
>reddit tachyon
Redpill me Sounds of Earth and Sirius. Are they any good? Worth saving carrats for them?
We fight over who is a reddit uma, but who is the most tumblr uma?
>>563529053You don't like womanlets?
tumblr doesnt exist anymore
>>563528991>>563529037Umasumi!
>>563529041What went down
>>563529089>reddit cafe
>>563529179it
>redditsex
>>563524319is this level of sex even allowed in the umaverse??
https://litter.catbox.moe/nvrr5c.webm>same VA
Ponies dont have small tits
>>563529210/vm/ is one block down bwo
>>563529210>not a penisi shouldnt have opened
>Don't open>Other random off topic garbageOrder understood. [-]
>>563529138I like when they have at least some personality
Have you guys even played the actual scenarios for the girls released during MANT?
>>563529256Gross, Digimon is actually going the furry route?
>white spark inheritence>S Front S Pace Groundwork Right-handed Summer Runner Resplendent Red Ace>gold spark inheritence>Corner Recovery Tokyyo Racecourseok
>wit tachyon is 3LB>want to max it>but know that's a complete fucking waste because speed tachyon is only a few months away and you can't equip both
>>563529210why is catbox allowed but this not ?
>>563529546>reddit tachyon
>>563528958You can also look at the top ranking players, see their whole team, and search for someone using the same Uma as you in the same team slot. Yes, they are whales and you can't replicate their deck perfectly, but it can be a good source of inspiration for what kind of build to aim for.
>>563529472I'll do it after you suck my cock
>>563529516has been since 2001
>>563529472yeskitasan was boringmambo was cute
>>563529080marvelous is the best one
>janny plays this game now and posts here in disguisefuck off jannywe dont want you here
>>563529731retard
I love these two.
>>563529758fuck you bitch
>>563529487>>563529752what majestic imagery!>>563529774MY PUNNY WIFE LUNA-CHAN!
>>563529572Maybe jannies delete gofile links on sight now after dick got posted using them
>>563529572tranny janny didnt take xis meds
>>563529705Maybe I didn't notice sexual stuff before I was a kid, but I don't remember any furry pandering back then. In fact isn't the reason why characters like Angewoman and Kazemon exist to pander to non-furries?
Okay then if Tachy is reddit for you who is the 4chan uma?
>>563529818I will fucking kiss you
>>563529834Hey she's MY wifeAlso I recognize your posting style, hello other Luna fan
There's an anime airing this season with Suzuka's VA as the lead
>>563529925
>>563529256i fucking hate this loli baba seiyufucking ruins every job
>>563529979who cares
>>563529979>doesnt give me the name so I end up googling a frame of it and the ai hates me now
Pirate uma when?
Tachyon event when?
>>563530089Tomorrow
>>563530125try to get ss bwo
Do I take this instead of Mile Championship?
>>563530073yowayowa sensei
Mambo!
Umya umya umyapyoi
>>563530248yes, with megaphone ofc
>>563529472I did for my Satono's first run, but I wasn't paying attention because I couldn't take my eyes off of her for a single second as I was playingI think I should replay it
would you kiss stinko windy
did /uma/ finally calm down. last night went too far
Post slop
>>563530369That's still tame desu
>>5635290805 please
>>563530248>gives you enough energy to do a training next turnYes, unless the store has items that are good.
>>563529472I sure have!
>>563530369Wanna make out?
>>563530026faggot
>>563529943>Also I recognize your posting style, hello other Luna fanLiar, no you don't. My style is super mega unique and totally not extremely recognizable!
>>563529472>scout a new uma>drop MANT until I complete her storysimple as
>>563530448Yes. Stop asking every thread and kiss me already.
tanuki suckfusu better
>>563530369If you post umanko it scares away the gays
>>563530525whoa didnt need to tell everyboy your sexual orientation fagno one asked
>>563530416Post prompt
>>563530617Gold City doesn't act like this.
I asked
>>563530660>no udouble faggot
>>563530705Tamamo Cross being tied up in a stroller with a pacifier gag while Super Creep drools over her.
>>563530529
>>563530771
>>563530880I say this to all my dacchis
>>563530760
>>563530369the downloads are still going up...
I don't want to farm parents anymore...
>>563530448YES YES YES YES YES
>>563529997Only because the average anon is like her and would instantly try to lock down a girl like her for marriage the second she said "yes" to a date
I like how the chiyo avatarfag started being an unironic faggot instead of merely a gay retard because he would get more attention that way
>>563530949
>tfw don't care about any upcoming horses
I NEED UMAPYOI AAAAAAAAAA
got any fillies?
>>563530841
>>563531136My fillies are too strong for you, traveler.
>>563531117
I have no passion for anything, my life is fucking garbage and I'm gonna die miserable and alone.which uma is for me
Is it impossible to win as a pace if you are not XOGURI?
>>563530247S+ is the same, bro. Look at all those 2*. SS just looks nicer.
Rice LOVE
Riko was right we can't let Trainees spend all their time lusting after Trainers
Which uma is the biggest waifu bait?
>>563531119>AARRRRRRRpirate uma when
>>563531279Marvelous Sunday, she'll fix you>>563531303nta but the game actually calculates white sparks differently once you reach SS and basically makes it so you're FAR more likely to get 2* white sparks than 1* ones
>>563531164
>>563531324
>>563531382Cucumber
>>563531382ardan
>>563530073use trace.moe for anime frames
>>563531289there's 2 pacers on this image and one of them is the dom slopmost of the practice fags didn't even try
>>563531382Pretty much any of them released in the last year in JP
>>563531451cherish the Rice
>>563531382Pure baitZero personality
>>563531382isn't buena vista's entire career just flirting with (You)
>>563531552well fuck off because that's irrelevant and I was asking the people that belong here
wahey
But WHY is she Reddit Tachyon? Is it how she acts, or is it just because Reddit likes her? Because a lot of people like her, not just Reddit.
that Shaq meme template but it's>I Sweep>Real Shinko
>>563531737It is because a lot of people like her.
>>563531737because of the avatarfags spamming her in this general with the exact same chibi image
>>563531737>le heckin quirk chungus OH MY SCIENCE girlfail thats actually a girlbosspeak reddit
>>563530953>136 downloadsIm starting to think some of you shared my dick by linking it somewhere else
MAMBO NIGGER JOCKEY SPEAKIFICATION
did they really translate Sweepy to Sweet Pea?
>>563531786Oguri is literally one of the most popular umas and she doesn't get Reddit Cap whenever she's posted>>563531836>le heckin quirk chungusThat describes Golshi more, and I'd argue that's more of a tumblr thing than a reddit thing.
>>563531851Now will you do a cumshot?
>cock relay race
>>563531836you don't get to post teio while spewing zoomer buzzwords you personally know and pretend any other uma is reddit
>>563529979Are you also watching anime where Super Creek is voicing 10 (TEN) perverted housewives?
>>563531851post hands instead
>>563531737DR PEPPER MADDO SCIENTISTO TUTURU EL PSY CONGROO XDD
>>563530840It was sloppa as expected. I'm too lazy to even force in Creek
Agnes Tachyon Manhattan Cafe pantyhose sandwich
>>563531902She does, but it doesn’t get echoed as much because Oguri fans don’t care
>>563531703WEI
>>563531902Ogurin is too solidified here by this image to be thought of as anything else
>>563531737Contrarians being contrarians. Everything getting popular is automatically Reddit to retards. Tachyon is /sci/ and /g/ coded.
>>563531737what does her fart smell likewhy cant she be as cute as in this art?
why does the director have a little dog on her head anywayno this isn't an excuse to post retarded keiba stuff, I know the reason, I'm just shitposting
>>563531906But the jannies are posting among us
>>563532039No, but I will now
>>563532341Cat
>>563532341>dog
>>563532341
>>563532341>dogAnyway the answer is the horse she is very clearly based on, has a lot of photos of a cat sleeping on his back.
>>563532341bwoski...
>>563531737Look at the twitter popularity poll that was posted here a few days ago. The top 25 are unmistakeably reddit, and Tachyon was like top 2
>>563532298Because the art is ooc>>563532453Cown't
>>563532356Cockblocked by the janny again...
>>563532372>>563532429>>563532432>>563532438>>563532481oh sorry I meant to say why does that BITCH have a cat on her head
>>563532039watched first episodeoutside if it being shit i didnt reconise supa kuruki
>>563532260This is sloppa me thinks
>>563532432>Gundam
>>563529089>manhattan cuckè
>paid daily rollwait a minute, you're not Nishino Flower
>>563532432Why is Bourbon kike this
another career with awful race rng
>>563532432NARANAI
>>563532516Don't say that.
>>563532039Can i fap to this?
keiba
>>563532453rice navel...
>>563532661I don't know anon, CAN you?
>>563532646I said it, I often mix up her having a cat on her head with it being a dog because she's such a BITCH
I MUST seduce Air Shakur
>>563532729Nice abs, grandma
>>563532682Orfevre no longer seems intimidating.
>>563531737The biggest victim of mischaracterization in the entire franchise bar none. Not even Stego or Vodka comes as close.Its almost like people memory holed Suzuka's whole story event, there is even an entire fucking song about her having a duet with Suzuka, and if you spend a good ten seconds thinking about boane you can see how that smile hides pain.
>>563532438kys tranny
>>563532682doesn't the ears mean he's annoyed?
>>563532637
close enough
>redditshower
>>563532341it's a cat you fucking retardmant literally has a (fucking useless) shop item that increases her friendship and it's cat food did you think she eats the fucking cat food, you idiot
GUNDAM DATO!?
Nothing wrong about liking reddit umas
>>563532867Orfevre (those horses) never really was outside of the race track. Dude is shy.
>>563531419You say that, but it doesn't remove them, so it doesn't matter in the end. You overestimate the rng in this game.
>>563532878I didn't memory hole it, I just don't give a shit about real horses so when the anime girl storyline is "haha get it subtle reference to the real animal suffering due to being enslaved to push itself to the limits until it breaks" then I roll my eyes and just wait for the rewards to pop up. transforming was a decent song at least.
>>563532883>the raped
>>563532776I don't think I've ever actually had a teacher do this even though people meme like they all experienced it
yya
>>563533206explode
>>563533014>did you think she eats the fucking cat foodI wouldn't blame her, it's delicious.
>>563532682>>563532945doesn't your post belong somewhere other than a video game discussion forum?
>>563533253Artist?
>>563532867Look at young Doto (peak racing) and current day old man Doto. Same goes for Flash, they got old and softer as expected.
Can't recover like this in Unity that's for certain
>>563533397post the one with the futa dick
>>563533014>did you think she eats the fucking cat food, you idiotthat BITCH doesn't deserve real food, so yeah if she was my child she'd get used to eating cat food real quick, and she better be more thankful than just gaining a little friendship
>>563533303
>>563532754why are they like this?
>>563532682Seiun Hades having a nice roll
How do I get Flower to 4 star, do I need to pull 2 more for crystal thingies?
>>563529472I've played Dia's and Doto's during MANT and I'll play Nishino Flower's as soon as I earn enough monies to upgrade her to potential 5.
>>563530369It's over /uma/, from here no more gay posting, no more bait posting, no more reddit posting, only Family propaganda allowed.Post Umas with kids or pregnant
>>563532867Orfevre always was meek and adorable, FOR A STUD. Male horses are always more aggressive than mares and you will always have specimen who are either like Fenomeno or like Halo. He was only violent towards his jockey and other horses who bullied him.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm just deaf or something because everyone keeps praising Orfevre's singing and then I listen to whatever they talk about and it's fucking terrible. I think she sounds fine in her character song...but that's about it.
Guys my penis stopped working will my trainee still love me?
Whoever decided to change this must be executed
>>563533724>my penis stopped workingWe'll see about that
>>563533253>>563533416>>563533761the bouquet propaganda is working...
>>563532867Thats what he wants you to thinkBtw look how the jockey is still very cautious around Dream Journey.
>>563533556it looks like he wants to leave the slave pen
>use two whistles>no improvement
>>563533878Dream Journey is very different from Orfvere and far, far more aggressive.
>>563533656Yoko Hikasa is a good singer idk what to tell you broget your hearing checked
Did a random roll and got SEX
>>563533416Cute stablemates
>>563533983She permanently sounds like she has something stuffed up her nose, which makes her singing not clear and it just doesn't sound good to me.
>>563533904i used 5 whistles the other day and the only rainbow that came was wit yeppers
Been seeing lots of stinko on my feed todayIs it her birthday or something?
>tfw I press Rest instead of Trainingfuuuuuuuuuuuggg
>>563534078@umagrok translate this
>>563533206explode rat
>>563533992I like how the visual swirl of the pull UI covers the condom she's holding in her back hand
>>563533878No. Orfevre, much like Fenomeno, is the sanest and nicest one. Dream Journey is carbon copy of Stay Gold- absolute psycho and extremely difficult to handle.
>>563534042dacchi meetup...
>>563534078Dogshit out of character garbage.
Creeku...
>>563534078Stay Gold would act like this
>>563534221
>>563534164She's only kissing him so he doesn't do it to goldship, ohterwise she'd never kiss a trainer. And then she just keeps doing it "because he isn't satisfied" >>563534104Today in Japan, tomorrow in the US.
>>563534078>Trainer x UmaExtreme yuripigs and Uma police disliked that
>>563534068mare milk
>>563534068when the FUCK are they adding JUSTAWAY
>>563534068
>>563534221Stay Gold wasn't a psycho either and 100% chilled out in retirement. They did not need to sedate Stay Gold to get him places, they needed to do that for Dream Journey because Dream Journey hated people.
>>563533656is there any yt channel etc that has subs of the character songs? I'd like to listen but i don't into japanese
>>563532453Putting cowprint on flatties should be forbidden, either fatten her tits or don't do it at all nigger
>Unironic horse postingYIKES>>>/an/>>>/umajp/>>>/trash/
>>563529256I love this VA, I want to marry her!
exploding chiyononigger's house
What about Ironic horse posting
>>563534579shut the fuck up Goldship before i rape you
>>563534394Trainer x Uma is fine but I've noticed specifically with Stego, whenever it's MTore and her it's usually Stego being wildly out of character for some reason. Like they remove all coolness and chillness for some fucking reason. There's maybe like 1 artist I've found that's kept her similarly to how she is in game and he's not even a stego artist.
What do horses have to do with /umajp/
>>563534579Just calm down bro
>>563534280get fucked tranny
>>563534635so he's double homeless now
>>563534438never ever unfortunately
>>563534579Goshi EROTICI don't want to roll with my dick but my willpower might wane when shes actualy out
Why must the Gold clan be full of umas I want to roll...
>unity grandparentsI guess she's half ok... Maybe I will put her in borrow duty once the next mile CM approaches
>>563534579
>stuck in S+ hell>simply switch to tiara rotation>SS back to back even on low rollsso it is true huh, milelets are just screwed in mant
>>563532095Thanks for trying, Anon.
>>563534790Outside of being pure SEX, the main reason you roll Summe Golshi is for inherit shenanigans, her unique isn't particularly useful on herself by comparison
>>563534786I blame HIM
>>563534779Nigger I'm fine with Tore/Uma, I just think a character that doesn't get bashful or blushie HER ENTIRE CAREER OR personal stories, being portrayed as that and even borderline tsundere, is fucking retarded.
>not a single rainbow during the climax training daysfuck this game
>>563534905>tfw 1 trillion
Doto's dotos are too big
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563534078>fake spanish>stay goldexplains some things
>>563535140false
I want it to be Sunday already...
>>563534579>while posting a jp uma alt
>>563534924No
>>563535214Let me fix those for you...
Do cleat hammers work for the last 3 races of the mant career? I always save at least 3 35% hammers for it and its gonna be silly if they don't do anything.
>>563535223>338.6
>>563534579BOOOO
>>563534924>simply switch to tiara rotationWhat now?
>get spooked by vamp raisu>playing her carrerWhat the fuck bros, she's so cute
>>563535324>those stats with that deckidk qwo...
>>563535184That's Portuguese. Author is Brazilian probably
>>563535214MAYBE SHE WOULD WIN MORE IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE DISGUSTING LEWD TITS THAT ONLY EXIST TO SEDUCE HUMAN MEN WEIGHING HER DOWN
>redditshower>esl
>>563535354Yes and what you're doing is correct
>>563534958Stand still, Golshi!
>>563534825bobutt
>>563534579>tells people >>>/umajp/>while posting JP exclusive altshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>563535271>knowing it's an alt and not fanart of a day 1 uma
>"You could try impersonating Doto.">gets the evil red skill that cripples umas aheadnyooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>563535446Dober would say this but deep down she wouldn't think it
>>563529546not a waste if you don't have anything better. We don't even get any more worthwhile SRs in the future
>>563535563Anyone that belongs here just sees it as golshi fanart and not your sekrit club bullshit
>>563535426Consider further
>>563529018It hasn't even been a day.
>>563535791>YOUR sekrit club bullshityoure the one that posted the schizo meme, not me, schizo.
>>563535628How can you say something without thinking it?
>>563535354yes they do
>>563535567Artist?
>>563535746>I'm seein' double here! EIGHT Tachyons!
need that meme with the desperate for pussy guy and the goth bitch with her magic rocks but with kitasan and sweeptosher
>>563535884wait... you mean all these posts about sucking cock were...
>>563535745It's kind of disappointing that they made SR's obsolete in future banners even tho from the NTR banner it has been proven its harder to get the SR then the SSR from the banner
>>563535869>its a meme to tell me to fuck off back to somewhere that my posts aren't off topicit's fascinating see the delusional mind of an actual mentally unstable person. you seriously can't fathom just how unwanted you are, huh?
>>563535595shut up
>>563535884Do you have to enunciate every thing you say in your mind before it leaves your mouth?
>not allowed to ERP>goes back JP seething
>>563532878I don't know man I think vodka has it pretty fucking bad due to get being relegated to an accessory and people using her death as a form of angst while still being treated as an accessory while ignoring all of her actual accomplishments
>>563535884Oguri would be dumb enough to actually say this and not understand the distinction between your real feelings and what you say to put up a front
huh
>>563536038It's funny you're pretending it's not the JP fags ERPing when that's the entirety of their own general thread too
NGL, I kinda wish she could wear this outfit on G1s. Her default is kinda mid
Maybe that anon wouldn't be such a bitch if some dacchi corrected his bussy
>>563535957it's harder only because you can't spark it. but yeah, after Pasa Speed SSR is released in March '27, even f2poors will have access to 5-7mlb gacha SSRs, pretty much eliminating SRs from consideration when deck buliding unless you need them for critical skill hints
Someone run this through AI so it's curren chan in the coffin and it says "no longer allowed to ERP"
I don't know what Gentildonna's personality is like outside of meme images of her dominating torena
>>563536173The "jpfags" have been here long before the cock posting and rampant erp bullshit started.
>>563536038That's why I prefer the gay threads
f2poors will have access to 20mlb gacha SSRs
>>563536381yeah and it was sad to see them degenerate so hard over time as their HRT kicked in. their entire thread is absolute garbage erp shit
>>563536378Sorry, only Zephyr got promoted to a global /uma/, you need to go back to /umaJP/
>>563536359that is her personality
I was only ironically hating on gays until yesterday or so when you faggots shit all over the place. Burn in real life
>>563536130>and what you say to put up a frontBut she's not a Front Runner...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563536359Helicopter mom devoted to physical fitness. Real Gentildonna was overly protective towards her foals and was physically strong until old age.
>>563536378
>>563534905nyooooooooo>>563535271nigger she is in the game stfu before i umapyoi your idol pussy
>>563536351This, but it’s Shart Fartco, and the title says “No Longer Allowed to Host Events”
jp funded this general, go back to /v/
>>563536378this is elderly abuse
What's the CM14 meta dachis?
>>563536613this is something I want in my life>>563536661this is also something I want in my life
>>563536661>>563536378
>>563536686Inari Wan looks like THIS?
>>563536629You don't get the Tama slap when you're obviously baiting for it
How come it is still brown schizo hours, it is past your bedtime now
>>563536784fuck off
>Jordan OYL's evo becomes also usable for Pace ChaserThe more I know, the more Pace Chasers get stronger
I love this grandma
>>563536926How does it keep the hat on?
>>563536709Is it abuse if she can manhandle me whenever she wants
How much wit do we need for aries?
>>563535957Surely SRs won't be totally dead. 6SSRs in a deck is going to mean you never finish the chains of the ones you want?
>>563536471Artist?
>>563536972I had 1750 for the last aries cup
>>563536972At least 1200
I can't wait until May...
>>563536908it's the cygames shilled position for years
>>563536960
>>563536995sorry meant for >>563536347
>Nobody will pull for her
>>563536971You can still emotionally abuse someone stronger than you.
>>563537041it's literally there
Jewtubers are saying you need Mr. C.B. wit at MLB and not 1LB if you main ends. Is this a gaslight because that's a serious investment I need to budget for if so.
I always wondered, what kind of wife and mom Orfe would be after her career. Would she mellow down and be nice or would she still be autistic Primadonna?
>>563536712It's paces vs frontsSo its seiun (inherit) vs taiki/nishino (inherit)and all of them are going to have speed eater
Look closely trainer...
>>563537165yes 1lb is fine even for end mains
>>563537179https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>563536712Taiki Shuttle game
>>563536038Super Creek goo goo babies ERP..
>>563537145Ooooh thank you Mr. Rapist I didn't knew that
post something cute
>>563536995that was my thought too, but I always see 5-6 SSRs in JP decks. Maybe once skills get really shitting out, event skills from SSRs aren't as critical as they are now
>>563537179I've always wondered, why do manchildren obsessing over digital waifus as porn material shit up the thread for video game discussions when they clearly don't care about the actual video game?
>>563537136I will pull down my pants for her.Anyone have any sexy fan art of her? She's really niche so you can only find slop and even that's kinda mid. I would like to masturbate to her more.
>>563537369
>>563537084Truly, a beautiful and artistic soulI hope for his grandson, Wonder Dean to show a great performance in the Kentucky Derby
>>563536867
>>563534958>>563534579golshi has 4 good picsthese 2 where she spreads her legs and where she make upsw
>>563537397newer SSRs are so insanely busted there's no real reason to use SRs
>>563536397Me too. Y'all are very cute and worthy of cuddles.
I FUCKING HATE VODKA SO MUCH
>>563535384whore.
>>563537458Wonder Dean is such an adorable horse, I hope he does well in the Derby too. He seems to be taking to travel pretty well and enjoying his time in Kentucky so far which is nice.
>>563537179They say women change once they give birth to their first child. I think she'd be overprotective but also strict, and she wouldn't trust anyone with her kids except for you
>>563537657consume the dirtconsume the groundconsume life itself
>>563537619was it NHK mile cup or yasuda kinen
>>563537179The real Orfe is a pretty meek horse, it was only on the track that he had a meltyassume that Orfe will be much more gentle inside the house, but still show "The Tyrant" outside
>>563537619Yeah I'm more of a whiskey guy too
>>563537406Fuck off, retard
>>563537528yeah, even Tachyon/Ramonu/Pasa start to go nuts
>>563537760hanshin jf. had to use two fucking clocks on that shit
with how popular Vodka is among Japanese boomers im surprised she doesnt have more alts
>>563535623My bro...
>>563537839Nah I'm here to talk about the game in the general for the game, you can go to your fanfiction website if you want that garbage
>>563537758
>>563537948
>>563537907I always thought Daiwa always mogged Vodka in popularity, but the more you learn...
uma musume porn game doko??millions of fans but no one made a eroge?
>>563538018That's just her boobs tricking you
>>563537948Post more of this sexy granny
>>563537907She still hasn't fully recovered from her last alt
is there a reason why most of Rudolf's support cards just shit debuffs
>>563537907japanese boomers couldn't care less about umamusume
>>563537854>tachyonGood because of the extra tokens during GL, and also because it's a card for pace chasers and medium races xoguriAlso gets free pulls so everyone should and will use her>RamonuExtremely overrated.>PasaThe only card that's really broken.
I basically dont play anymore so I just used a bunch of carats
>>563535947
Nishino Flower is a young umamusume who may have well become a mother to me
>>563538113
>>563538094
>>563537946Go back to /v/ retard, and stop using Topro for your shitposting brownoid south american argentinian schizo retard idiot bitch
>>563538081No one wants to be clubbed to death and then stripped naked and drugged in the middle of downtown Tokyo
>>563538245You don't own my waifu, no matter how many buzzwords you spam in your tantrum
>>563538113that looks like something Sora from KH would wear
>>563537619But she was the first mare to win the Japanese Derby in 64 years...
>>563538081Play Koikatsu noger
>>563537946>>563538245>>563538359TopRo wouldn't say this, she would dance and then not show up for her third event chain.
>>563538113WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
>>563538337so many soundposts... dead...
>>563538324>
>>563538113Lmao every time
I watched RTTT but it wasn't anything special I barely remember any of it
>15% guts 15% wit
huh?
>>563538552Same thing with BOANE
Avatarfaggots thinking they own the character is the main reason I hate them
>>563538113>Vodka’s first alt turns her into a man>kills her popularity so hard she never gets a second one>Seiun Sky’s first alt turns her into a man>kills her popularity so hard she never gets a second oneReally makes you think…
>>563538552I liked the part where Opera slapped NTR's ass
>>5635384871. VERY cute image2. We will never recover from the [sound]apocalypse... so many good posts, lost forever to time..
>>563538359He kinda does since you steal all the images from him, also you will never be white
>>563538628Stay Gold will never get an alt because he already looks like a man
>>563538219I know you from /a/
Jiggie please.
>>563538196he said something cute, not something dumb
>>563538487>>563538716what happened to soundposts?
>>563538552>the OVA and movie were forgettable "DUDE MUH COLORS AND ANIMATION!!" slopyeah we know. there is a reason why only indos or anime only tards talk about it
>>563538718you do realize this is an anonymous forum, right? I sourced my own images. The fact that you real life schizophrenics think you can "own" images you post on 4chan is hilariously delusional. go back to r*ddit if you want to farm karma instead of make individual posts that stand on their own without being connected to you.
Come alone, Daddy.
>>563538628it's over for NTR and Nakadashi...
>>563529637how do some of them run like 45 races and have stats even with all the repeated races events
>>563538757https://jiggie.fun/umajig13
>>563538805There's no need to be rude.Btw can you get me an autograph from your uncle Jackie Chan?
>>563538806JPfags are retards and don't know how to set them up properly so the audio source doesn't expire and leave the audio link non-functional.
i-is this okay for bad mood? it's 96/90 with greatliterally just started making aces and need a team that's at least can get me into group b
>>563538806Some literal who hosting service died, which caused catbox, our beloved host and master, to get a metric fuck ton of new traffic, resulting in hardware crashes and data loss in a specific time-frame. https://blog.catbox.moe/post/809324731954266112/missing-files-blank-uploads-commercial
>>563539058bwo really just out here creating his own narratives
>>563538953because they're running meta SSRs and luckshitting trainings during summers, the finale, and the 4-6 free days through the career. And they have exceptional parents absolutely shitting out white sparks with 250+ affinity, and 14-18* bluesbasically the best of the best gigawhale highrollers.
So a good Nishino parent has Sprint/Mile sparks and has done the Triple Tiara, right?That means I have to prepare/borrow a GP that has Sprint/Mile sparks, but Medium sparks on both GGP's?
>nishino's ult is called budding blossomIsn't this a bit too lewd for a pure looking loli character?
>>563537165I wanna put my hands on the director
>>563538245They are less annoying when using that 5head bitch than you are. I've been complaining about how annoying you are for months, it's nice to see those images attached to less banal posts.
test
>>563539191>bludding bosom
how does she have almost zero porn, man
>>563538750I'm many things
>>563539247still werks for me
>>563539305she's literally 12 you sick fuck
>>563539146>Nothing about red blooded white europoorsTragic... it was fun while it lasted, good bye anons!
>>563539000it wasn't serious, Falco, just a joudanI don't have my oji-san's umatter, (really! it's true!) gomen
>>563539146That chemical? Soap.
>>563539365So it would seem.
>>563539305nice try Seiun Sky but I am not giving you a link, find it yourself
>>563539084the only way you're not getting in B finals is by going 0/40 in either bracketyour team trials umas should suffice
>>563539305She's canonically an elementary school kid, so that's probably the turnoff. Not that that usually stops the Japanese. See that weird basketball anime with the 12yo team being oversexualized.
>>563538912I would be walking back to Tracen with a huge boner if she said that to me..
I already had three hammerswhat a waste
>>563538610The Chronolings...
>>563539305search better
King Halo is literally the bestSprint to longAnd look beautiful doing it
>>563539394OUT OF TEN
>>563536378>>563536661>>563536784>>563537476>>563537758>>563537948>>563537998>>563538238>>563538487I'm gonna pull for this old lady so fricken hard I'm gonna pull a damn tendon
>>563539518Ro Kyu Bu is peak
>>563539427I always thought that was a glove.
>>563539597holy fucking BASED
>>563539189Medium sparks on grandparents are fine during mant. Taiki has Medium E, others may need them too
>>563539394She's 9, actually. I'm going to cum inside 9 year old nishino flower. I'm going to cum inside NINE YEAR OLD Nishino Flower twice. I'm going to blow a third load on NINE YEARS OLD NISHINO FLOWER's faceand I'm gonna make sure Seiun Sky gets a taste of my fat unwashed raperod whenever she kisses NINE YEAR OLD CHILD NISHINO FLOWER
>>563539189Parents have Mile SParks, GPS have Medium to bring affinity to A
how the fuck do i beat oguri cap with late/endeven when pump iron/moving beyond activate as early as possible she's still faster than me
>>563539597I hope you got the dough anon.
>>563539518JC and above is fair game in most of the world in most people's eyes
>>563538610>>563539568
>>563539731Dangerously based
>yep, that's going in my cringe compilation
QRD on the schizo being a latinx argentinian?
haaaaaaaaa ha ha ha
Make your Danchou happy, do a fan run
>>563539731she's less than 24 old tho
>>563539731
>>563539727>>563539748I meant for making a parent Nishino. Is a Medium-less ace run in MANT really bad?Either way, I'm complaining that it's a lot of work.
fell asleep again>>563539887way ahead of you
>>563539597I'm conflicted because Wonder Acute is like 1 month before Helios
>>563539854
>>563539502what if i get raped by xogs non stop for going with a sovlful team
>>563539731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeWY3FuS8Ik
>>563539962this image is erotic
>>563539924You miss out on affinity if you don't race medium with Nishino flower, borrow a 9 medium grandparent.
>>563539887>>563539794smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day
>>563539132the goalposts keep moving... ganbatte catbox-san...
>>563539305John Cygames personally shoots any lolicon that tries to get too wild with her
Hypercompetitive guy who always loses
>>563539597shes kinda ass ngl maybe I'll ticket her
>>563540090
>>563540020>post something reasonable>schizo???
>>563540146Hey
>>563540152My bro...
>>563539924It is a lot of work, at least you already knew that before rolling
>>563540171>Pony cameraI exhaled out of my nose.
>>563540146don't say that...
https://youtu.be/ywFw8W_TpaI?si=af8YxabMHLt2VAFo
>>563540128Imagine the smell
>>563539172didn't that first place guy get 3rd in the last cm finals lmao
>almost think for a moment that shatterproof from welfare brian might be a viable accel for pace chasers>it requires you to be in the back as a pace, seems decent in a CM like this where fronts and oguris will be in front of you>random activation timingAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563540370Thats a gem
>>563540241some of the JP posters are actually mentally ill and assume all posts are by the some few people, so they see a reasonable post and then later when they see posts they don't like they spaz out and go "you must be that poster I was racist towards earlier!"
>>563540171That look on her face will only make me more erect
>>563540419SEEEEX
>>563540505its not a stretch to say Cygames deliberately gimps their free cards even to this day.Suzuka Wit Welfare for example is weaker than finemo and that card was released in JP about a month ago
>>563540241He triggered the NTRfag and with the help (not sure even if he participated on this) of a Dotoposter they raised a gigantic dox on Rebricked and proved they have members without /uma/ on profile and active discord members.Everything is just a personal vendetta from NTRfag and maybe a few JP users.
What's the lore behind JPhater?
>>563539887
>>563540293MY BRO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
>>563540720See >>563083926
>making stuff upSomeone quote the guy exposing the recepits so this guy can start spamming scat and gets banned (for the 7th time this week)
>>563540693this
>>563540720Why do you post JAPANESE ONLY HORSES in the GLOBAL UMAMUSUME THREAD
So what im hearing is this general will continue being unusable until MANT ends? Maybe I should just fucking move to /v/.
Rebricked danch is a bitch for kicking a regular poster
>>563540739I LOVE HAGS
>>563540042Group B round 2 will have almost no xogs, you will only be raped in finals
>>563540857Oh God it's fucking that guy?
>>563540693>proved they have members without /uma/ on profile and active discord membersqrd? too lazy for archive hunting
>>563540886>sees "JPanything">goes "IT STHEM THIS THIS THIS"based schizo I love you so much keep up the good work!
>muh QRD>can we please continue talking about the schizoWhy are you like this?
>>563540968all me btw
>>563541187Not rolling for alts
>wake up at the perfect time>got great food>my favorite streamer is on>/uma/ is a little bit schizo rn but I still love it heregood times good times~
Who will you farm for?
Let's talk about Mare Sex instead
>>563540857all this really proves is that that guy is NTR anon given even in the years old screenshot he's saying his goal is fucking up the thread for "ntrlets"
Is this good for Aries or do I need another wit card?
>>563541259>about the schizowe aren't talking about the ntrnigger. I still want the qrd about rebricked shit tho
>>563541163
>>563541478How are those all your skills, how many races did you win? Also spurt doesnt work this track
Any sweepers, what's your average winrate on parent runs? I disabled clock usage to avoid running dry, but the bot only manages like 20-25 wins out of 30+ races.
>>563541478>mile B long C>sub-15k Suhh... you need to run more races gwo...
>>563541478>spurtthis is not the first time an ayabe with spurt was posted herehave you not learnt your lesson
>>563541478I don't know how end closers can work with so few skills
The Halo bloodline is second rate.
>>563541478Need Yeppers wit for NSM
>>563541259What else is there to talk about.
>>563541451yeah that's the biggest smoking gun we have.
>>563541435i'd indulge in some mare
>>563541604>how many races did you win30 races and won 30.
my danchou doesn't have /uma/ on his profilebut nobody is brave enough to call him out
and with this, I will smite oguri
>>563541605i don't do MANT, but it depends on the umaoguri for example wins like 95% of them. ryan probably like 70%honestly, unless they're not clearing the scenario, i wouldn't really worry about it
>>563541856>triple lane?
>>563541809at least he's a sweeper, right?
Anybody running triple deboofers?
>>563541502Totopo >>563540857 found in Rebricked club. Rebricked danchou gets mad about anons pressuring him to kick him saying it was his idea all along. Rebricked found to recruit from discord but >>563541549>>563541163doesn't matter since most anons from early days removed /uma/ or never posted their ids in the threads.
my feet started smelling after being in crocs without socks i look at this and smell my feet and imagine its her smell
>>563541856please don't be in my lobby
>>563541968dodging swings outprudent inig wit in after7s base of lane speed
>>563541478You're fine. It has better golds than mine and this was right behind whales in test rooms
>>563541968if you're asking about dd+pp+wit then there's literally nothing wrong with stacking them as DD will override an early activation of another positioning skill so having redundancies is actually a good thing
Taking King Halo to eat the Kentucky derby collab ice cream so whenever we have an aspirational Kentucky derby scenario I can say “I ate the ice cream.” It’s bourbon, cherries, and pecans.
>>563541809/uma/ on profile is for prospect members so danchous know they are from here because randoms can apply to any club so long there is space, it's not a gamertag like @VF
>>563542039>doesn't matter since most anons from early days removed /uma/ or never posted their ids in the threads.Alex joined a month ago and has the default bio.
>>563538081>no one made an erogeAnd the copyrights?
>>563541979
>>563542113Mabushii
Taking King Halo to eat her out
>>563542113Brother how can you read this
>>563541373you posted this in the wrong general schizojp shit is the other way arround
Speaking of JP umasThis dork catches feelings and her trainer is approaching osmium levels of density (probably due to the comedic nature of their relationship in general)If anyone was wondering
>>563541856show d*ckdid you borrow MLB pasa
>enter /uma/ yesterday>Gay ERP and dickposting>decide to try today >enter /uma/ today>gay erp, shitposting and club dramaWhy do I come here.
>>563542113glowanon!
This shit only happens in parent runs, I swear
>>563541187why didnt you post it when i requested it 5 hours ago?
>>563541373fuck off, this isn't your blog
>>563542275Because it doesn't look like that on my display, just when I go to take a screenshot
>>563542113HDR GUY
>>563542317for gay erp?
>>563542353holy shit lol
>>563542414baj stop this
is there some masterlist somewhere of cellphone games that also have a pcversion?
>>563542292Is it as bad as verxina’s trainer?
>/vn/ schizo so mad he got kicked from rebricked he's now 'doxxing' members as if trying to get them kickedLmao, what a retard. And he joined a discord club right after you never belonged here
>>563542317for gay erpnow kiss me, faggot
>>563541373lmao this guy watches streamers
>>563542163Pls understand, Rebricked was 27/30 and we needed members. Dan just took whoever applied from the open applications
>>563542353>Inspirations with a dogshit deck and white-loaded parents produces some monster with 4500 skillpointsevery time
character.ai or janitorI'm so alone
>>563542292i genuinely wonder how global is going to translate the entire dynamic of this duo.It's such a very specific japanese type of humor.
im doing room matches and holy SHIT you can just tell that asia is asleep because everyone fucking sucks
>>563542292I cant read nippon
Please don't start erping, it makes me so horny...
>>563541373>my favorite streamer is onyou better say who it is so we can judge you
*uses clock for sweepy*oh no you don't
>>563542597rude
>>563542570I like janitor much better
>>563541809Name and shame
>>563542494It might be worse since there is a high possibility that Lala's trainer is doing it on purpose just to be a clown>>563542612Update your firmware
>>563542570i like janny more. cuz y'know, smut. i hear sillytavern is the best but i'm too lazy to get that setup on my phone.
>>563542573I don’t think it’s gonna translate well to English at all. It’ll probably be completely butchered in the localization
>>563542573I’ll say it, it isn’t funny
>>563542478but it's my favorite spam and it makes me smile a lot...
>>563540720you think these trannies know anything?>>563542039not sure if you mean me not gona read your schizo crap and i hate jp but i am not topoi shat up jp tho because it made me mad he got thrown outrebricked is a joke and is threated rightfully so
>>563542570SillyTavern + Claude Opus free tokens with amazon bedrock
>>563542723You simply aren't cultured enough to understand the intricacies of Japanese comedy
I wish they did more Umamusume Manzai skits
>>563542941same, I wanna see more oguri and tama
The strait of hormuz's effects on umamusume are larger than you think.
average manzai routine>guy 1 says silly thing>guy 2 says nandeyanen>repeat for 1-3 hourspeak comedy
>>563543012Carrot prices are skyrocketing with the fertilizer shortage
reminder that the ai slop jeet spammer was jealous of the BWC posted yesterday
How do you respond?
I want to go out and buy burgers so bad
>>563542353porn on a blue board
>>563542317Because of love. You're in love. Likely with me.
>>563542570navelingus with naisu naicha desu
>>563543098When I finally make a trib for /uma/ it will look like this! I gotta save up my cum
>>563543218*cums*
>>563542502that's interesting fanfiction but the mass doxxing happened way before the /vn/ guy showed up this month, newfag dramawhore
>>563542682>>563542716maybe I should tweak some settings but I feel like Janitor spits out way too much text. I want to set up a scene, and it writes three paragraphs at once character.ai feels more relaxed and slow-burn
>>563543218Ver-jin magic is one-time use onlyI can't just use it willy nilly
Enough about Nice NatureI want EVIL Nature
>>563543241me too but I'm cutting calories so I only eat 1 meal a day
>>563539731I kneel
>>563537232What deck/statlines are necessary for a Group A Finals Pace Chaser?
>>563543287arent you banned for posting your dick faggot?
>>563542353what parents are you using?
>>563543218"I stayed a virgin just for you Sweepy"
>>563542278>>563542405>>563542547haters out! global exclusive player by the way~>>563542646xqc! his takes are usually bad but he's really funny. also the only reason why I know any 'hip' memes whatsoever so there's that too!
>704 posts>359 image slots usedthis is it, IT'S OVER
>>563543218Hand in my resignation.
>>563542553>Rebricked was 27/30 and we needed membersthat's how it goes when you lose top earners and then kick other top earners while they're still active.
>>563539518>weird basketball anime with the 12yo team being oversexualizedIt should be an instant ban to post like a xitter tourist.And, I don't know what to tell you other than lurk moar, I've seen plenty of Flower umanko
>>563543470mine's moonmoon... we are enemies...
>>563543482It’s not Over, it’s Monday
we're not actually pedophiles are we
wit rushing in junior year is the new hot strat
>>563543579ooooo you're on buddy!
>>563543470>>563543579And I'm watching Asmon
>>563541856>buying smaru inherit with no blue
>>563539887give me the best fan run deck and I'll do it
>>563543694Cacao.
>>563543694read what bourbon's unique does
https://x.com/FanDuel_Racing/status/2043451515499905488 uma musume for this feel?
>>563543179It's crazy how they're controlling stuff behind the scenes. But if you were in the loop you'd know by now.
>>563543678please say sike...
>>563518006thanks cygenerous!
>>563543380
>>563540720He's also the guy who spams NTR in /@/ and yurishit here
>>563543470I like watching robcdee
YOU CAN ONLY PLAY GLOBALYOU CAN ONLY POST ABOUT CHARACTERS IN GLOBAL OR ON THE GLOBAL MONTHLY PREVIEW OR THE ANIME ADAPTATIONSYOU CAN NOT POST IRL HORSESYOU CAN NOT BE GAYYOU MUST NOT WATCH STREAMERSYOU MUST FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONSYOU MUST HAVE 11 PLATS AS F2P FOR YOUR OPINION TO BE VALID.
i only ever watched streamers when i was a /vt/umor
>>563543845Now I know that’s untrue because I am one of the people who posts yuri here
>>563543638>on 4chan>not pedo????did you get lost or what?
>>563541378currently farming OG Rudolf, 114 days to gothen I'll get OG Oguri, then I'll aim for Narita Brian, then I'll probably finish Rudolf.
>>563543918well your his gay lover then
>>563543470I like watching rednu
>>563541378oonige, I need like 40 crystals
>>563543926im tired of ai porn, they cant get the thin tiny kodomo body right
>>563540968>AgnesHoly tourist
BREAD DOKOAM I GOING TO HAVE TO BAKE, FAGGOTS?!
>>563544002they call her agnes in the movie btw
>>563544061Make 8 more posts
>>563543813curren would be an asmon watcher to be fair
KODOMO UMANKO ToT
>>563543918we always knew there was two faggots
>>563543918based
now... post THAT
>>563544073only time they ever do that btwit mirrors the commentary from the actual race
>>563541856please show deck i need an aceeeee
baker san?
>Guy with the Kitasan Black gp changed it for a Seiun SkyIt's over
>>563544002It's cuter
>>563544061>Begging for a new thread at 750Xivtroon levels of behavior, why are teioniggers like this?
>>563543926I need to seed NishinoI don't care if she's not ripe yet
>>563543858he's a good choice! I'm more a fan of rural/non-tokyo cities but I still put him on from time to timehere's a screenshot of his stream (with the ui cropped out) for when he went to a gold ship like, photobook release back in september--super random! (image limit hit but you can pretend to see it)
if you put jp shit in the next op i spam scatyou have been warned
>>563544223雑魚まんこ
>>563544301IMAGE LIMIT REACHED YOU FUCKING RETARD
baker-sama is kill...
if you put jp shit in the next op i kiss youyou have been warned
>>563544365so what
>>563544329nobody cares jeet, we already know you're jealous of anons having nice penises here
>>563544432>>563544432>>563544432>>563544432
baking in 125 seconds
>>563544365well maybe if JP pieces of shit weren't spamming off topic trash like a dozen grandma images and real horse images we'd be fine for another hour or two.
>>563544452>>563544440*chu*
nooooo...
>>563544440>>563544452Bravo
>>563544223Ikuno... Dictus
based retard almost got it
>>563544452deleting this post so there's no confusion
>>563544637Nevermind I was stupid
>>563544365>I NEED TO AVATARFAG MORESister calm down you can go five minutes without attaching an anime girl to your post.
>>563544775No I can't (see attached image of NTR)
