Previous: >>563093112Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Keep it alive.
>splatfest winner as the OP again despite not doing them for nearly two tearsyou owe us a frye and a shiver OP
raiders news NEVER
>>563530457me on the right
>>563530006full price15 hours of gameplay (100% play through)
>15 hours is bad now
>>56353109515 hours for $80 plus tip is bad, yesthis is why i almost exclusively buy multiplayer games
>>563531009You'll buy it anyway.
yeah manjust imagine the tens of thousands of hours you'll have to wait until splatoon 4 comes outsplatoon fans are as bad as pokemon fans
awful bait
>>56353100915 hours with extremely obvious but missed replay value opportunities
>>563531009>he wants a 60 hour movie"game"
>>563532526Nah I would have wanted them to fix splatoon 3 or release splatoon 4 soonerI'm just waiting for it to come out they weren't working on Splatoon 4 alongside Raiders so I can laugh.
>>563532675>he wants a FOURTH rushed product
We are just going to ignore that Deep Cut is a criminal organization thats rooted into Spatsville's government and other regions like Inkopolis and they get rewarded with a game of their own? The corruption in Splatoon runs deep. It shouldve been Callie and Marie's game.
>>563532790>five years>rushed
>>563532817you've had three entire campaigns, you'll survive
>>563532817Yeah we're just going to ignore that lore like the Nogami and splatoon developers do lmao
>>563532921What makes you think 4 immediately began development after 3's release?
>>563533245For Nogami's sake I hope they did. Do you think all those matchmaking patches are just for the non-Japanese players? Imagine how many people will be playing Splatoon 3 a year from now.
Frye literally stabbed me twice and choked me with her thighs.
>>563532817>implying callie and marie aren't accessories to the same criminal deep state
>>563533245Nta but it was some interview or iwata asks that nintendo usually works for future games as soon as one releases. It was probably being worked on while 3 was but not on the same timeline.
need shiver to violently murder me
Anyone want to fish a king?
>>563532526>60 hour movie"game"aka 15 hours of actual content and then the rest is cutscenes and visual novel segments, so it's still a 15 hour gameno, we do not want a 15 hour game
>>563532526>if you want more content that means it MUST be bad boring not-good contentshalom
>>563534487No.
>>563535586i do not think Splatoon is the type of game that can provide more than 20 hours of good singleplayer content
>>563530457these are Cuttlefish ramblings from his blog btw
>the SPINOFF will play exactly like the main game dumb fucks
>>563537342it's still a shooter with ink mechanics
i bet it's going to have roguelite-style explore/scavenge/extraction missions to map out the islands and collect resources to build up your home base a la Fortnite Save The World to defend against periodic Salmon Run wave assaults
>>563537342>>563537431Or how about we just dont know to say for certain?
There's simply not enough revealed to even properly judge Raiders.We need a second trailer so people can at least doompost accurately.
>>563537987them reserving the slightest bit of information until right before the game releases is enough reason to doompost. they did this shit with side order and it was not worth the wait at all
We never got a remake of splat1 campaign and now it's stuck on wii u :( it should've come with the inkopolis expansion
>>563538281It really isn't.
>>563537987yeah, there wasn't even a gameplay revealin a trailer for a videogameit's like making a car reveal trailer without showing the car...wait
>>563538281bananza had a 3 month reveal to launch period and it was a goty contendermarketing doesn't mean shit for nintendo
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>563538336suppose it's not as easy as you'd potentially hope to backport all the older stats and esp. some of the stages which kinda want you to use the map on the gamepad
>>563539271>and it was a goty contenderthe year was that shit, yes
>>563540772>moving the goalpost
https://youtube.com/shorts/Eqg1WbXhMdo?si=_cRIaLu-nzaaX6-Z
>>563541239we don't want raiders to be a goty contender in a shit year, we want it to be a goty winner in a fucked stacked one
>>563541239different anon, and those are the Mario Odyssey devs, we have the splatoon 3 devs. they've not earned the benefit of the doubt
Might play some splatoon and get mad.
>>563542558the splatoon devs are good at singleplayer even when it's a multiplayer game
>>563531983what
>>563550728low quality bait that doesn't deserve a (You), ignore it
>>563531983do you only play splatoon.
how would you buff screen
>>563553695make it global
>>563553695i wouldn't, it's perfect as-isi'd nerf the more powerful specials instead
>>563553695Allies can see through but enemies can't. You can throw three screens. Screens fall and paint the ground when they die.
>>563553695remove the effect you get from it and replace it with something else, literally as simple as that.
>>563553695you don't get a target confirmation on enemies behind the screen
>>563553914
>>563553695Get rid of the gaps in it so you can't see through it. Half of the time, using it to block the sightlines of long-range weapons doesn't even work properly.Also, make it so squid rolling through it doesn't parry the 40 damage. As it stands, charging through an enemy screen is barely a risk since you can just tank it for free.
>>563116202teehee draw me I stole signature outfits of /ink/ers like how the mormon tourist stole from prochara
>>56355369575% transparency for teammates
>>563554997
>>563556368now make them kiss
anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
>>563563437oops i cant im lied
oh to suddenly wake up on a sofa in the lobby to a worried woomy asking if i'm ok and that i was out cold for a good while
Woomy tits on my face
>3 days until woomydachi lifeI'm just gonna ask, is anybody planning to make an /ink/ island? I'd do it but no capture card
>>563529323OP see >>563529509you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
>>563565820You can still transfer screenshots and clips to PC with USB.
>>563566017pc is 20 year old potato, basically just extra storage space
In an hour I'm gonna drink some Matcha with Marie.
>>563566537I've been thinking about this, but how much would Big Man eat? He's flat but he's also way bigger than any other idol.Frye apparently eats so much even Big Man is taken aback, which could mean absolutely nothing if Big Man doesn't eat a lot to begin with.
veemo butt on my face
>>563553695Enemies passing through the wall are marked for at minimum the full duration of the wall. Enemy shots passing through the wall lose half their power.
>>563566363Based w7 god
Yebby will become real in two days.
>>563568443
>>563566817Sunken Scrolls show Big Man is a light eater.Frye is a very active woomy she needs all that food.
>>563569996this doesn't look that light, or well depending on if he ate whatever was in that empty plate
>>563570223The text for #12 was>The Manta Clan's Early-Morning RitualAfter careful grooming of their pectoral fins, the family gathers for their favorite breakfast. This unique plankton dish, a family recipe passed down across generations, is said to enhance the mind, body, and bodily toxins."
>>563570412they must eat a ton of plankton
>>563568443They never fixed that expression to not look retarded lolIt looks correct when taking photos in Callie's pose on a float
What could possibly justify blasters one shotting on contact.
>>563575480funny
The Matcha was good.Marie told me to add strawberries with it next time.
Hydra
woomy shaking off excess ink like a wet dog
I watched Woomy game s1. There were no woomies in it.
with how chaotic the game is supposed to be, it's not very chaotic in terms of fashion desu
>>563584780>still no crop tops or shirt knot styles
>>563585379>no mesh shirts either
woomy?
>>563588232yes, rico, woomy
splatatatat SPLATOON
>>563565820No woomies for my island.
>>563585728there is a mesh shirt though
>>563594454worn over a regular shirt, doesn't countcan't see yebby nipples
>>563584780>ai slop
>>563593714I hack your Switch and add 20 yebbies.
>>563595839Waddafugg!!
>>563565820i'd like to, but i'm no artist
>>563565820If nobody else is doing it, I'll make a separate file on my jap account just for /ink/, just don't expect videos.Anyone wants in, post ceph, name, and dating preferences
anyone wanna play some open?
>>563598235okay
>>563599258dang i wasn't paying attention, still interested? ill open a room
More than a woomyMore than a woomy to me
GGs a
ggs foxhands
>>563602987Sex goblina
Short open?
>>563553695Literally just make it 80% transparent to allies and 100% opaque to enemies. You know, like it fucking should have been to begin with.
1 king quick salmon?
>>563613375>>563553914you do realise that this kind of insurmountable information advantage would be both stupidly strong and extremely cancerous to play againstthere's a reason smoke grenades are almost always symmetrical
>>563614159Using a special weapon gives you an advantage over the enemy team? oh nononono we can't have that...
>>563614159Smoke grenades are symmetrical because it's "realistic". Screens aren't. As screens are now, there's no reason to ever run them.
>>563614147Yeah I’ll join
>>563614236the benchmark of "an advantage" is ink storm. see-through screen would be almost on par with 3's top bullshit specials power-wise while being a low-cmmitment special, and a head above the rest in terms of tilt potential. even if you want specials to be win buttons and not tools, this ain't it.it would be extremely unfun.>>563614379unrealistic games do it too. there's no reason to run screen because it's a special that requires setup and forethought in a game with ones that just kill on button press. remove top specials and nuanced stuff will have a place.
>>563614585goin up
Thinking about crusty sean’s
Whoomy?
GGs
ggggggs salami! great king was fun
>>563597506i'd like to but it appears there's no interest, that sucks.
My woomy watched the avatar aang movie and loved it.
Oh my Woomy
Oh my Veemo
slom anyone?
slosh moe
thank you ngmi very cool
Not enough players. Please try again!
out fucking skilled
>win two >sent to the flar queue and lose threelol
>>563643448I've been in the flar queue for four days now. I get overall splatter/enemy splatter and gold medals for objectives and I'm still losing. Doesn't matter what I do the enemy team is 90% of the time better than mine.Currently have a 12-37 win rate. I guess the game is telling me to quit playing.
>>563643448>>563645575wait for the splatfest tourists to go away
Grand Festival was nearly 2 years ago.
>>563645679Doesn’t that usually happen right after the fest ends?
>>563636879i love people who don't realise that blobs' initial trajectory is almost the same as slosher's slosh and assume they are safe with inkjet or on gratesand also people who do so against explosher, like they won't just get directed twice in a row
test woomy please ignoreis posting slow as fuck for everyone?
>>563651249Entire site has been slow since yesterday, yeah.
reminder that flar is shitter cope
And then there’s Player on your team
reminder that fwar is winner copeit's not matchmaking's fault, you're just literally too good for the game
https://youtu.be/6TZXmK4GfxI
>>563636165this type of shit right here, exactly why I dropped this game
is it coded in their genes or what?
gonna woom soon
>>563661679god i hope one of the boys is a black octoling
>>563661679this actually just killed any interest i had in this game, what the fuck man
>>563661906he's not making an extra model lmao
>>563661679I hope Nintendo DMCAs him again.
>>563662286damnblack octos cucking white inklings is the best
>>563662189you can turn it off
>>563661679>WHAT? some RANDOM yeb stole FRYE from me and even IMPREGNATED her? she's now even quitting deep cut to become a housewife for a random yeb from the STREETS?>what can I say but catch yaBADABADOO later!
how do you soften the pain of being in a skill lowas in, when your vision improves but your material skill is still plateu'd so it feels like you're just getting worsemakes me want to give up, i wish i could just not care about getting good
>>563662419It shouldn’t be in the game at all.
>>563661679It's an incel thing. The difference is that their society has been taught from very young that everything is competitive, so a common cope is that everything in life will come to them easily if they just up their game, that becoming #1 by definition means they take whatever the previous #1 had.On the surface it seems better adjusted than "I'm not 6ft and my cock is less than 8 inches so I stand no chance because all women are whores" but they're the same aspect, and NTRfaggots are really obnoxious so maybe not.
>>563662189i didn't even know of this game's existence (is it that one thing with the shiver talking mp4?) and i shall now keep it this way
Callie's thicc summer floppers
wakey wakey
>can't post images because the site is fuckyPretend I posted a Harmony and captioned it with "cute enemy"
>>563668301It took me 3 attempts the 2nd time it posted but nothing changed. Didn't know it worked until post attempt #3 said image already posted.
>>563661679He's only following Nogami's vision for Splatoon by incorporating 3's FOMO design in his fangame
the system testing how many of these it takes for me to dc again huhi wonder what the averages are like
get inkstormed
>>563669308There's a match predictor for splatoon now?
>>563669308what are you whining about now
Why would you actually play splatoon when you can just daydream about fondling woomveem suction cups instead
>>563669550because I'm not a str*ightoid like you
>>563669767you have HIV
>>563669421The new Inksight tool allows you to input an uploaded replay and have it analyzed. Turns out Nintendo left a lot of hidden data like match predictions in replay files.
>>563669550I haven't played any splatoon in over 3 years, I just enter this thread to post stupid woomy related things and look at the cute images
>>563669892you have AIDS and 18 years of child support to pay
i've got a woomyno you can't see her
>>563671217oh no im blind
>>563670558>nintendo left match predictiondoesn't understand what he's using award
>>563671217yeah, you gotta post her once image uploads are fixed
>>563671498poor wittle guy afwaid flar and fwar can be proven true huh
>>563670558it's not "match predictions" per se, it's just using the average MMR values to predict match results, since the MMR values are glicko2-based you can make general assumptions. not very useful if it's like, "55%" but 80% is a pretty obvious indicator the matchmaker is on the grizzwhy nintendo left MMR values and such into replays... who knows
>>563672316it doesnt from what i know prove engagement optimized matchmaking exists, just that sometimes you get shit ass matchesmost common form of eomm is tilt/sentiment protection that'd mean each player has a per-session score indicating their likely sentiment, where close wins give the most positive sentiment, and distant losses give the most negative sentiment, and the system tries to avoid giving matches that will put the player sentiment below an expected point they might tiltbut even that is conjecture in splatoon's case
Every time I play pvp my selfworth plummets and I consider offing myself.
>>563673285This but 24/7
>>563673247This is who woomy picks up veemos
>>563673247dum woomy gets drunk off of soda
Sugar rushing Woomy
https://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/2044453196547215837?s=20
>>563676004Uh oh... Splatoon on a mainstream twitter account.. Guys... is Splatoon not Cool anymore.......
what's more broken splatoon or 4chan's current netcode
>>563672460They left it in for data miners to pretend they're badass hackers when in reality they're sore losers who can't handle that they lost a few matches in a row against a weapon that they aren't good at so that's what's been happening here
>>563678471anon's mind.
Woomy?
>in tears because fwar/flar is real, further cementing splatoon 3 being the worst game in the franchiseyou love to see it
>thing i made up in my mind is happening on this thread right nowkek how delusional are you afktard
>>563681995At the very least splatoon 2 had room powers so you could somewhat anticipate a squash match. The lack of that information and aversion to deranking shitters when they don't belong, and making seasons 3 months were all terrible calls.
Testing, testing, woom two veem.
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
>>563684328>jacinthebased
>>563684328>YuriCheck>MasturbatingCheckThey'll have a lot in common
