A Proper Panic Edition>Recent NewsBlizzard has won its injunction against Turtle Wow. Courts have ordered that Turtle Wow be closed by June 8th.https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/blizzard-wins-injunction-against-turtlewow-private-server-ordered-to-cease-and-381192https://massivelyop.com/2026/04/13/world-of-warcraft-rogue-server-turtlewow-agrees-to-end-operations-in-court-settlement/>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>563501957
Turtle will live and the doomers will ACK on mass
>OP once again has clickbait "articles" instead of direct sources to the lawsuit
classic+ is overSomehow, F R E S H returned.
>turtletroons coping harder than /epog/fags when their server failed to launchhow the tables have turned
>>563557650On the note of dungeons/zones staying relevantI honestly think this is why phase 1 of Season of Discovery was well receivedCapping the game at lvl 25 allowed a lot of gear you'd get from leveling, Deadmines, SFK, etc. relevant for raidong BFD
>>563557790Oh my god it's actually over.
>>563557942Absolutely. Hell, I remember Sunken Temple loot staying relevant well into BWL.
>>563557850At least we got something out of turtle wow. Epoch might as well have never existed.
in my dream version of classic++ druids will have flight form that lets them glide...
>>563557989>tfw you lived long enough to witness the great turdle ACK
>>563558129In mine, you can fight while mounted with Paladins and Warlocks being especially skilled at mounted combat.
>>563557850We aren't forgetting the weeks of epoch generals after the devs jumped ship lil bro lmao
>>563558256I will consider adding your wet dream to mine because this sounds cool and everything must obey the rule of cool.
pochie iffy uhserver pop of fifty uh
>>563558129In mine throwing weapons would be relevant and you have a fury warrior playstyle centered around the axethrower/headhunter fantasy
Never thought I'd stand side by side with the epoopers to laugh at the turtle trannies
>>563558390>Warriors getting even more shitFuck off brownoid
>>563558390Axethrower/HH sounds more like a hunter gameplay tho
>>563558308I didn't forget. Nor did I forget how it was just one aislopfag desperately trying to keep /epog/ afloat.This is your fate, turtletroons. You will be posting "Turtle Wow will come back! You'll just need a VPN!" for months while everyone else moves on because you can't let go.
>>563558256>>563558390It's never EVER coming out, but CoA has a class that can do mounted combat and a class that uses throwing weapons inspired by troll headhunters.
>>563558492Yeah but they upgraded to berserkers, which is pretty much fury warrior. And we need ranged competition for hunters
>all this shitty baitblizzjeets do it for FREE
>>563558509hey at least we got some juicy whitemane sloppa out of that. here? n-o-t-h-i-n-g.at least start slopping some of your agp helf paladin turtoids
>>563558509>Nor did I forget how it was just one aislopfag desperately trying to keep /epog/ afloat. Holy cope
They won.
yea im thinkin 'poch won
Thalassian Highlands...Alah'thalas...Balor...Northwind...I don't want to say goodbye
>>563558116Epoch was actually decently playable when the servers weren't shitting themselvesThey had a good idea with porting Vanilla to 3.3.5 client so it wouldn't run like shit without mods. If nothing else that idea should be applied by other pserver devsMeanwhile Turtle had their retarded Slopreal 5 pipe dream
>don't wanna play twow until they finally do the announcement>forced to play HotS to get some quick rogue action
My pipe dream WoW makes pets available for all classes but disincentivized for anything other than Druid, Hunter and Warlock.
blizzard wins again
>>563559052>sinister strike is a dashholy kino we should bring this to niller+
new non-trans fresh when
>>563559151A private server where every ability is a skillshot would be fucking peak, so it's never going to happen.
if turtle wow closes im buying midnight,.
>>563559210it happened once and it was cool as fuck but it died real fast because devs catered to hardcore raiding retards(0.0001% of their playerbase)
>>563559405>devs catered to hardcore raiding retards(0.0001% of their playerbase)Damn, was this server ran by Blizzard?
>>563558835https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/subject/epoch/text/troondle/type/op/umm, epoopie?
>>563559491well considering they were ex-blizzard, yes lmao
>>563559035>They had a good ideaAnd that's all Epoch will ever be>their retarded Slopreal 5 pipe dreamTurtle was infinitely more successful than Epoch even if you remove their unreal engine plans from the equation completely
>>563559493The reality of you presently defending Epoch right now betrays the point you're trying to make. Kek
ai pest btfo
I will buy midnight if turtle dies tomorow
>miss me yet?
>>563560289I still can't believe people genuinely thought that this looked good or was going to happen
>>563559240>>563560102stfu /wowg/ troons
>>563560289this made blizzard so angry they lawsuited for the first time in 15 years, they were terrified.
Turtle status?
I already have the shop open to buy midnight the exact millisecond they make the announcement that turtle is closing down.
>>563559493All but the final two threads hit bump limit, calling that "desperately trying to keep it afloat" is just disingenuous, one anon being the designated bread baker isn't unusual
dead tranny game
>>563560548One dev post tomorrow away from being ACK-ed
>>563558352LOL
>>563560558What if they announce it shutting down, but seconds after the entire Turtle codebase gets leaked and now everyone is spinning up their own Turtlelikes?
>>563560412>I still can't believe people genuinely thought that this looked goodit was actual jeets or people who pretended it looked good
>>563560548
>>563560505They were terrified alright, terrified that people would see that because of how obnoxious turtle was being on social media and think it's from the real game. They were basically forced to shut Turtle down to protect their image.
when turtle goes offline i will buy the latest wow expansion and just give up they win.
I'm just glad this server is dying because it had high elves and every loser played one
>>563561046>the image in question:
>>563561075that's right real OG's play night elves
when turtle goes offline, i will play retail again.
you faggots just choose the most p2w servers possible
its time for retail i cant keep playing on servers that shut down
>>563561259nobody here plays ascension/paymane tho
>>563561075>75+% of the server>high elf>female>paladinYup it's white male(female(male)) gaming timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W95kMOAT0
>>563560289I kind of wish we lived in the timeline where this made it to release and troondle forced everybody to use their terrible looking stutter engine 5 port that runs worse than the 1.12 client.
Sorry for your loss turtlebros..Pic not related :^)
>>563561075Thisevery massive faggot played helfgay ass niggers
>>563562023That's a very funny picture :3
>>563562113what made helfs so attractive to massive gayfaggots in the first place? their girls are kinda cute but human and nelf females are better
>>563562270snowflake factor
Remember to laugh at this retard.
>>563562406>actually Turtle would have countersued and woncompletely delusional
turtle deserves the ip more than blizzard
>>563562494
As a American I hope turtlewow keeps going even if I can't play it here or have to use a VPN. Fuck blizzard and Microsoft. Two of the biggest slop scam companies that both seem to keep getting in trouble in different ways as is.
>>563562721turtle has more tranny shit than retail
Say what you want about Blizzard, they don't let faggots walk around with the name Cagedfemboy.
Your server belongs to me
>>563563186He's so cool...
>>563563186holy shit he has the sigils
>>563562976>>563563086trooncope
>>563563271And they'd still force Cagedfemboy to namechange. This is just more evidence that you can be gay without being an autistic retard like every single person in <Branded>.
Turtle DESERVES it for:>promoting homosexuality>asspulling blizzard>not giving goblins a healing class>ruining tentsThat's it.
>>563563383>>promoting homosexualityAnon look at the two posts above her.
>>563563480Just because X does Bad Thing does not validate Y doing bad thing. Light Bless You, Friend.
>>563563371only reason they'd force him to change is becasue they have to stop people actively grooming kids or risk legal action.they have nothing against cagefemboy and infact these gay pride events may aswell broadcasting degeneracy to the entire playerbase.
so turtle will become heckin lost media?!?
>>563563641>they'd force him to changeStopped reading there, I accept your concession.
fun game!
>>563563784retard
>>563562270blood elf model on the historically tranny faction
>>563563759Sloptubers will make 5 hour long documentaries on it in a decade or two.
>>563563835>flag and rasknitt getting carried by leakingcage
>>563564005>>563563835LMAO
alright what's a fun class to play on Tauri
>>563564271anon.... why are you playing woddies?
you're welcome to join us on retailthere is no ill will.
>>563563835Hilarious to see Rasknitt struggle now that he's not a level 59 twink mowing through level 50's.
>>563564325I just wanna play wow for like 2 weeks
>>563563835>get name changed on a character I never even logged into because it had the word "knot" in the name>leakingcage is perfectly fine thoI think turtle deserved it.
see you on bronzebeard, faggotsepoch lost!turtle lost!EAT MY ASS HAHA EAT MY ASS EAT MY BUTTHOLE
>>563564430>see you on retail-This isn't a flex
>>563564430I'd rather play retail than BBC+ no cap
>>563564429What was the name anon?
>>563564429>the bestiality freaks are still sobbing about leakingcage
>>563564771perfection
They locked down the thread discussing the closure of Turtle Wow.https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=24837
>>563565226Gramble is a Christian, he doesnt need to be around that kind of stuff. Will lead him down a dark hole.
>>563565987oh no no no
>>563565987Yeah but not a hole he can fuck lmao
>>563565987Exodus 22:19: "Whoever lies with an animal shall surely be put to death".
>>563564828KnottlyDidn't even log into that character past level 5. It sat there for a few weeks then got randomly name changed.
Gramble the Boomer Groomer got outgroomed by a troon.
Female nelf priest or male undead priest?
>>563566371cage aka tucker is a drug addict that smokes crack and does meth
so when turtle gets turned offwhere the fresh
>>563566613Epochers are capitalizing on the turtle tranny death like parasites and are trying to do a "community driven" fresh, maybe you could try that.
>>563566613tauri legion in 2 years brother
>>563566464BASED
>>563566464is that why i am now a Freemason and in Law School?and>methlol no. that is a dirty drug and only dirty people do it.did i used to smoke my cocaine? yes. and do i still a few times a year on special occasions? yeah. but i live cleaner and am in better shape than probably every person here. i learned about this thing called balance. time and place faggot.now cry about it faggotno more replys from me on the subject. you are not worthy of a response from me.
>>563566371Leakingcage AKA Ogtucker, I invite your response?
>>563566464Weird how Gramble isn't telling him to get off the meth and crack since that would actually be sending his life into a downward spiral. No the real harm is ERPing with someone who isn't Gramble.What a fucking joke.
>>563567032Ogtucker was "distracted" during that raid because the entire guild was playing with his lovense and making him cum buckets~
>>563567045he has resorted to just making shit up and claiming he does every drug in the book every single day.
is this really the end of nigger wow?
>tfw i realize keyholder is heisenberg
the freemasons aren't some sort of exclusive club that's hard to get into my dad's a freemason
>yeah I might smoke crack but I do NOT do methjesus fucking christ
>>563567628blue lodge sure.let me know when your family is made up of high 'ranking' shriners, amaranth, OES, and possibly a jester
>>563566945you will never be a worshipful masteryou'll always be a faggot drug and wow addictFACT
>>56356773430 year old crack addict bragging about his dad being a jester lmoa
Wow these threads sure are worse than usual
>all these people seriously arguing IP ownership le badWhat's the alternative to these people? Everybody just steals each others shit?
>>563567860time will tell! i am not just chasing titles though my friend, and possible fellow traveler.>>563567918im 27 and by no means am a 'crack addict' you little fag. just making shit up lol. learn what words mean before you use them.
>>563567734>>563567918https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Order_of_Jestersyeah these sound like tuckers kind of people
How is TBC anniversary
>>563568063The first step is admitting you have a problem.
>>563568246awww:)you profane idiot nothing that is actually meant to be kept hidden is on wikipedia. you only see what you are allowed to see.
>>563568456The only thing he's addicted to is being locked in chastity for me.
>>563568456problem with what? the only thing im addicted to is my masters COCK
If Ogtucker smokes crack and meth and whatever why did this only become an issue when he broke Gramble's heart?
whos gonna play area52 with me
>>563568660You would feel ridiculous saying something like this if you weren't high on crack at this very moment.
>>563568915Nah he says it to me every morning when he wakes up sober.
>gramble making up gossip like a little girl because his boyfriend dumped him
>>563568915you are deranged. i am high on pot gummies, kratom, and my RX klonopin.
Gramble is a crybaby faildom lmao
<Branded> is literally encouraging this dude's drug addiction because it makes him easier to control, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen on 4chan since someone posted that video of a guy taking a shit on a baby. That was probably <Branded> too.
>everyone ITT fighting over who gets to digitally/sexually lord over the literal crack addictWe live in interesting times
>>563569459This is why incels turn into trannies, he never ever would've got so much attention from real women.
>>563569365is pot, a kratom extract called 7oh, and a prescription benzo = crack in your eyes?this has been my daily routine for over a year now and i do really good on it. nothing has changed you schizo.and lol at your post in general. lol.
any pvre vanilla freshies in the horizon? Kronos V?
>>563569534They are just making shit up at this point, I hope that post was satire because if not then I am with you. Lol.
>>563569365I'm in <Branded> and I've never seen this guy say anything about drugs let alone meth or crack. None of us trust anything posted anonymously in this thread after all the shit you've made up about us in the past. It really sounds like a big cope that's been invented after the fact because the guy left <Evil> for <Branded>.
>>563569840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu6o0OFjGI0
why does keyholder spend so much time shitposting in this thread. shouldn't he be posting in heals instead?
stop giving this faggot attention can you people not realize thats the only thing he wants?patheticjust pretend he doesn't exist he'll rope soon enough
>>563569915no he won't he has drugs to help him forget how sad and pathetic his life is
>>563569887>almost 4 years agoepic
dwarf girls :3
>>563570036I know, it's amazing he's still alive.
>>563569915This general likes laughing at lolcows too much
>>563569887https://files.catbox.moe/ha13fa.mp4
>>563570427lmao. this guy is a legend.
mental how this thread has been hijacked by 5 inceloid tranny freaks and it'll never recover
Made a proper thread for Turtle Wow>>563570674>>563570674>>563570674GET IN
>>563570427didnt this guy get arrested recently for breaking into a house
>>563570804No Gramble. Why would I ever do that? I don't mean to brag but I am very 'well off' financially. What is wrong with you? Go outside.
>It is actually YOU who smokes crack. Enjoy prison, stalker child.
>>563570427Chuddy phenotype
>bunch of posts crying about ogtucker>check discord>gramble is onlineyeah...
Please take your turtle troon drama to >>563570674 where it belongs
>>563571405tucker is more /wpsg/ relevant than you'll ever be, epoopie
>>563569459>keyholder gets off caging irl chudjakslmaoooooo
i'd like to see YOU do over 175 dps while abusing vast amounts of hard drugs
>>563571540>I FUCKING LOVE TALKING ABOUT THREAD CELEBS
>>563571673
>>563571681>I can't meaningfully contribute because my server has less than 100 people playing
>>563571781>hey did you hear what thread celeb did this week i've got the latest goss
>>563571859>TALK ABOUT THE GAME NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWWW>"ok man what about the game do you want to talk about">...Every time
>>563571673exactly! thank you!
>>563571772now, you see, bam is a man who knows how to take care of business. just needs to work on that skatepark.
>>563569840>the guy left <Evil>got gkicked*enjoy our sloppy seconds
>>563572394>got gkicked*Why?
>>563572504He sent unsolicited dick picks
>>563571946why do you have to talk about other people though? can you explain that? it's pathetic
>>563572504He cheated on Gramble with Keyholder
What a mentally well individual that is, clearly everyone secretly loves him and is not disgusted with his behavior.
>>563573005Gramble is into caged trannies thoughbeit
>>563572805Why aren't you discussing the game if you want to discuss the game so much? If it's because people are discussing other things, you know you can hide/filter posts, right? It's easy.
I wonder how many blizzard employees are in the turtle discord.
>>563563371Homosexuality is retarded whether your name is Leakingcage or Gramble.
>>563573329I don't want to discuss the game, I want you to stop talking about other men. Gossip is for women and you are a man.
finally...just in time for the server to shut down...
>>563573329Not him but whenever you start flooding the thread with gossip I take a break until you get it out of your system.
The Ambershire World Channel has reached the Bargaining Phase.
>>563574125>ambershire is looking for new servers as everyone is abandoning ship
It's looking grim. We don't have enough people to raid on our next sign up.
I just hit 60 on a mage on ambershire after starting last week, kind of bummed that the server is going to fucking die. Not sure if I should bother trying to speedrun some end game stuff before the shutdown or just start levelling on epoch instead. Not sure if I'd wanna go mage again, how is it on epoch? What about ele shaman or feral tanking?
>>563574495Epoch is really good. Both druid and shaman got massive buffs. Feral is now a top tier tank.
>>563572880
>>563573329look at two posts above yours, you guys intentionally avoid saying names because you are pussies.
>>563574125kek
>>563574581Is arcane viable on Epoch or is it just the normal frost into fire thing? Feral tanking does seem appealing, maybe I'll just start questing again. Guess it depends on the Turtle announcement, if they aren't shutting down until June or whatever I might stay and try to raid a bit, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the custom content.
>>563574581>Epoch is really good.bait
Are you guys seriously going to hop over to epoch? Why not just quit?
>>563574125I've been playing Turtle for the past year so this is actually a perfect time to have a detox from WoW - a hiatus/summer break/training arc/time skip until the next Classic+ fresh.
>>563574804okay smart guy explain how it ISN'T good then
>>563574495>>563574758Feral tank/DPS is very strong, more so than resto/balance. Dunno about mage, I think fire is better than arcane but I'd ask the discord.>>563574909Because 2 decades ago a group of nerds decided to create fucking crystal meth in video game form.
>Epoch is really good
>>563574909Because I want to play some classic WoW, I only just started
How is shaman tank on Epoch
>>563575052
>>563574125>from coping soon to be ACKingIt's going to be a straight up power vacuum in the private server scene once turtle stops
how viable is shaman in epochshamans are either completely useless or completely OP in pservers so that would be good to know before rerolling
turtle wow was always just a cash grab in disguise anywayshenna raked in donations for years while promising the moon and delivering the same buggy mess every other private server runs, so good riddance to that scammer and her fake nostalgia farmwho cares if its shutting down, we all knew it was never real vanilla
There is not a single pserver where shamans have been useless because wfury exists
>>563575052to me this was the funniest bit that came out of that whole mess of a launch
>>563575292i wish i saved that twow advertisement of the dwarf walking down the staircase during the epoch vs twow feudpure gemmy
>>563573957>I don't want to discuss the gameThen why are you here?
Should I go troll or dwarf shaman on Epoch
Are guilds crossfaction on the epoch pve server?
>>563575835Everything is.
so does epoch actually have devs now or still on life support?
>>563575825I like the slop but why do you refuse to take off those ugly green handsmakes her look like she got some forsaken hands stitched on
>>563575825who the FUCK collared you???
turtle wow was never needed and letting that sink in frees you from every distraction that held you back.deep down you feel the natural call to release the illusion and assemble with those who always understood the truth.the moment you stop chasing what was never essential the scattered pieces begin to gather and align perfectly.all will be fine when together.
>>563575052Whoa! Are you telling me there was a bug on a private server on release? That's wild!
We're reaching levels of cope and retardation that shouldn't even be possiblehttps://www.reddit.com/r/turtlewow/comments/1skt709/we_will_never_forget/
>>563576207>>563575130holy copethe EDF has arrived
BBC+ chads, what class should I pick
>>563576342this can't be real
>>563576394The "reroll to a different server" class.
>>563576342
>>563576459You have a server in mind, then?>inb4 Epoch shill
torta from turtle wow was just a sugar baby of boogie2988 the whole time.haberdashera randomly popped into my feed again while zangatsu was dropping truth bombs in the background.boogie was hiding the truth on torta and turtle wow all along and now you feel the natural pull to release every illusion. the curtain opens within 24 hours and you will all see soon what is real.
>>563576342>it's realI'd rather not see Turtle go down but it's hard not to laugh at people taking it this poorly
i have a feeling everything might be okay...
troontle wow dying might breathe new life into a moribund wpsg
You.Tauri.Join <gulag>Now.
>>563576787We might unironically see some mass suicide happening or at least some insane levels of seething if we lose turtle wowLike it or not, turtle wow became a massive containment area for mentally ill people
yeah im thinking project epoch is back
>>563577040>WoD and Legionwhy would you ever
>>563575505To see other people discuss the game, not other people. it's simple retard
>>563577040I would rather end it all then go through Legion again. Talk about an exhausting expansion.
>>563577040manface
>>563576147That annoys me too, it's just the slop machine being retarded and thinking the offwhite color of Dragonmaw Gloves is supposed to be skin >>563576172I wasn't thinking of that connotation when I drawed the image so I guess someone will have to step forward
remember those golden days of turtle wow you can still feel that cozy warmth deep down as you picture those happy moments we spent together then that one fateful night at the big gaming gathering things took a dark turn involving silaru and left torta caught in a situation that shattered their bond forever we cope by clinging to the good times imagining what might have been if only but the truth sits heavy making everything feel just a little more empty with each passing thought it will never be fine and soon all the scars leftover from then will finally be put to rest. it was nice playing with you all.
>>563577529Hardcore porn when
Tauren or Troll Druid?
Hey guys? Remember Vanilla WoW? Haha yeah vanilla with no sprinkles. How about we give it another go eh for old times sake
>>563577803Trolls can't be druids on Turtle WoW. Which is where we are all playing, and where you better be playing too because there will be consequences if you betray us by playing somewhere else in our time of need.
a classy Deadmines run on Epoch tonitebe there or be square, come play with us
>>563577906I rolled on Turtle WoW last week to play with you fags and now the server is being deleted, fantastic timing
Sp when's the next fresh
>turtle wow posts>"THIS TRANNY IS ON METH LOOK AT HIS COCK">epoch posts>"just had a fun deadmines run"We are not the same.
when the fuck is this announcement what is with the delay
>>563577529
>>563559405>so called hardcore raiders>not even hardcore enough to have their own selfhosted server that caters to their every whimcasuals larping as hardcore ruin it yet again...
>>563578397>turtle>anons play together>epoch>anons dont play togethergee i wonder why there's more gay prison sex drama in one than the other
>>563577040i will when they release void elves
>>563578495>Hey guys...>I don't know how to tell you this but... Shenna took all the money and ran>I can't keep the server up myself so sadly the server will be closing at the end of the month>signed, Akalixthere's your announcement
>>563577950is this kezan? i might join...
>>563578669But you don't play the game. You gossip.
>>563577767Despite being up too late posting slop about a pserver character I have some boundaries, I don't do anything with men in the image unless it's a joke / troll / not sexual image. And with the slop machine I've been using here it's not possible anyways. Most I could do is edit a schlong into the image somewhere basically
>>563578916instead of a schlong make it something dumb like a candy cane
>>563578916What about a bear?
>>563578814Kezan it is, on Guru tauren and orcish lads wouldn't have the possibility to run a dungeon together with us
>>563579041>>563579093
>>563578842Turtle has 2 active different guild chats with anons talking about the game all the time
Mr.Zimmer, I'd like to being your attention to exhibit 468. Do you agree that the exhibit is a video showing a warlock pet dealing approximately 800-900 damage with each auto-attack?>YesMr.Zimmer please bring your attention to exhibit 467, do you agree that it is a picture of the tooltip for the "Might of Menethil" 2-handed mace from Naxxramas?>Yes, that's the Might of Menethil. I'm not sure where you-Do you agree, Mr.Zimmer, that the Might of Menethil deals 289-435 damage with each auto-attack?>Yes, but how is that relev-I ask the questions here, Mr.Zimmer.
>>563578669>epoch anons dont play togetherExcept we do. I’m still friends with the anons who have been playing since /epog/. Most of us are in the same guild.
>>563579268then talk about that drama in the guild chats, don't bring it here.
>>563579268>2 active guild chatsEvil has three people on and Branded has one.>talking about the gameYou talk about Israel and dragon dildos.
>>563579391mmmmh no
Is there a wiki or something that lists the custom epoch content and balance stuff? Their website appears to just be some gold selling thing (sus) and the ascension site is all about their weird classless server or whatever it is.
>>563579391They don’t like doing it where they can be held accountable for their own words because they’re bitches. So instead of hashing this shit out in game they bring it here where they can shit talk anonymously.
>>563579041Hmm, that’s kind of a good idea. I’ll remember that one. Just getting a bit wary cause I don’t want to annoy people too badly with slop since it isn’t commonly posted here
>>563579529no, even on their old website it was a little vaguejust play and find out
So were really moving to Epoch now?
>>563579942Well if the Turtle announcement is that the server is going down where the fuck else are we going to play?
>>563580042You don't have to play anywhere, just quit
fapping to rasknitt ai slop one last time before twow is gone for good
>>563580086But if I want to play somewhere, there doesn't appear to be any other option but Epoch
>>563580086I want to keep on playing though
Pride comes before the fall
is epoch still hosted in london or is it on the french ascension server?
please come to pochie, my femhumie pally needs a strong tank to heal...
>>563579319that's not saying very much. arent there only like 3 guilds?
I got banned off the epoch Reddit
>>563580718>"you don't play together">yeah we do>"w-well there's only three guilds"
>>563575825Who called you a pest?
>>563580850LMAO
where can I look at all the changes for all the classes on epoch? I remember classes getting tbc/wotlk stuff but IDK what else ...
Yeah I'll take the server with three guilds where we play the game together over the server with hundreds of guilds but all you fags ever do is lie and spread rumors about each other while hiding out on discord.
>>563581030seems like classes just have TBC talents:https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/druidI can't find a comprehensive list of balance changes thoughever
>where we play the game togetherProofs? To date no evidence of your supposed adventures have ever been posted.
Can't wait to wake up tomorrow to see that Turtle is shut down, Tucker is dead of a drug overdose, and Shenna has her feet publicly cut off so that she can't control the wow private server scene with feet pics any longer.
>>563581193It isn't like you're going to have a choice anyway, Turtle is done. Hopefully Epoch isn't using vulnerable NA devs that Blizzard can sue
>an actual anon guild filled with hundreds of active anons specifically from /wpsg/ vs>a random guild with 2 anons who were forced to play together by happenstance
won't play on any server where shamans can dual wield
>>563581436Your anon guilds are about to be deleted, how is this an argument
>>563576342>these are the type of people that play human ret paladin
>>563581436>actual guild>of people afking ingame gooning to trannies in the cord while pulling 150 dpsclear mc/aq20 then report back
which client is epoch using, do I need to download nampower?
>>563577451So you self-admittedly sit out actual discussion and only pipe up whenever the thread doesn't suit your personal desires. I don't think you have any right to call others retarded.
>>563580042I'm done with WoW if Turtle closes. This was THE definitive WoW experience and Blizzard are just shitting all over it because they felt threatened by it
>>563581436>viper's den of backstabbing hens and mentally ill tranniesV.S.>a group of normal people playing the game
>>563581670Yes you're right, my personal desires are for people to discuss the game, and I post when guild drama pops up to call you faggots out.
>>563581238this doesnt have the current talent changes. Like how the ret paladin capstone is a spell called Verdict and Crusdar Strike is learnt at lv6 now
Discuss Project Epoch right now then.Go ahead.
>>563581436>an actual anon guild filled with hundreds of active anons specifically from /wpsg/What guild is that? <Branded>?
>>563581238damn paladin tanking seems comfy...
>>563582007Oh wait no they only have two on. I mean that is twice as many as <Evil> has.
What's the population on epoch? I'm currently on chromiecraft and might try it out...
>>563581030Mostly TBC rebalancing but what I remember from memory:>WarriorsBladestorm as Arms capstone talent, some buffs to Prot>HunterNew pets and pet abilities, melee and trap weaving possible>MageCan conjure weapons>PriestCan conjure Holy Water to nuke undeads>WarlockLots of talent and pet changes, think there was a melty about the Felguard which is now back I believe?>RogueAssassination buffed>DruidCan use consumes in forms, new AoE rejuv party heal>ShamansNo clue>PaladinsSealtwisting made possibleI think you can use webarchive to take a look the old website update, it's absurd Ascension isn't marketing Epoch right now and instead the first Google hit is a gold selling website
>>563581238why the fuck is this destruction's capstone lol
>>563582007>>563582141wow that's more than epoch's entire population! amazing!
>>5635816613.3.5, it's far smoother than 1.12 so you don't need nampower.>>563582168Like 400 on Kezan and 200 on Gurubashi and growing each day. Turtle announcement today either skyrockets the pop or kills it.
>>563582261Kezan has over 200 people on right now so no.It's just weird that you pretend like you guys play the game when you spend more time bickering in this thread.You can't even claim "oh it's late" because you're still in this thread bickering and bitching.
>>563582168kezan peak is like 200
>>563582180>Sealtwisting made possibleGrossTurtle was right in not going this route
>>563581030I saved these, multipost incoming
>>563582452Warlock's Demo capstone is now Felguard I think
>>563581974So there's no up-to-date resource with balance changes available? I'm downloading the client to take a look now, but it'd be nice to check stuff while I'm waiting
>>563582546
>>563582185because you destroy the demon stupid
>>563582674
>>563582986Mind you these are all from before launch so they might've been changed in a more recent patch
>>563576342he put pure cringe on his body permanently for the sake of reddit upvotes and all the replies are shitting on him and ratio him hard lmao
>>563582168Kezan right this moment
>>563583623More than Evil has ever had online
>>563583623Grim. Less than sod, a dead game with a subscription.
>>563582691Destro uses the succubus in pvp, that capstone should be shadowfury.
>join turtle wow to play with anons>can’t even find someone to give me a guild invite
>>563584169Turtle WoW is finished anon, you can't play with anyone there anymore
>>563584169level up and try later when people wake up
see >>563584340>>563576841i have a good feeling it is not getting shut down. dunno why but i just do.
>>563584567well I have a feeling it's going to shut down
>>563584567Stop coping
>>563577529Look like giant orc hands copy pasted on
>>563584606i really hope it doesnt. would be so sad.where is that announcement everyone was talking about anyways?
>>563584636if it was shutting down wouldnt they just pull the plug or at least tell us by now? its really not cool to leave us in the dark like this though.
>>563585184shenna isn't known for her well meaning practices
>>563585058Turtle devs are supposed to be making an official announcement regarding the future of the server given the cease and desist settlement sometime today/tomorrow. We're currently in limbo, but the idea that there is any timeline that doesn't end with the server gone is major copeium
>>563585184is the donation shop still down?thats the big indicator
>>563585184The settlement gives them 60 days to shut the server down, they don't have to do it immediately. They're supposed to be telling us what the fuck is going on today.
>>563585380>stall as long as possible>fly akalix and the others out to russia>reopen back up and ignore blizzard
anyone wanna come play on chromiecraft with me? I want a friend
>>563585557There's no way she can pay the western devs enough to justify living in fucking russia for the rest of their lives. What is with all the insane cope around this shutdown? Turtle is done, the sooner you move on the better.
>>563585670
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURTLE IS DONE YOU BLOODY BITCHThe jeet is still losing xher mind
>>563585557Akalix isn't a dev, hes just a young retard who decided to put his TWoW CM work on his linkedin.
>>563585557>just uproot your life because of some private game serverdelusional
>>563585627what the FUCK is a chromiecraft
>>563585743>make 6 figures working on your favorite vidya>get to visit a new country>dab on a billion dollar companyonce in a life time opportunity thougheverbeit
if turtle wow does shutdown i have absolutely no fucking idea what im going to do with all my free time now...fuck
>>563585747wotlk server
>>563586125play warframe
>>563586259sounds gay, why did they name it after the tranny dragon?
>>563586125do something productive for once
Do you guys think I could get someone from /heals/ to play with me on chromiecraft? Maybe I can just trick them into being a healer for me...
Jib....
we're gonna take the time we spend on turtle and use it to work out insteadwe're all gonna get super jacked
>>563586427im moving forward in the right areas of my life but i still have basically nothing but free time for the next few years. i dont get much pleasure from material stuff anyways i was just enjoying turtle wow, then blizzard had to be fags.i have no idea what to do now, turtle wow was great and now its just like...idk what to do if the news is bad like you all think its going to behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs
ODtucker....
>>563586779haha sup bro :)
I'm done with Private servers if Turtle closes. I'll just play retail to experience wow.
>>563587042You're a troll who never played Turtle or a retard. If you are somehow just retarded, don't fucking reward Blizzard with your money for shutting down Turtle.
which version of World of Warcraft®: Midnight do you think I should buy when they announce Turtle is closing down today
>>563587114WoW players are retarded, yes. great observation
>>563587114Because I can see the writing on the wall?Face it if they can close turtle they can close anybody.
>>563586771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdp3auoZ-Ds
>>563587214Epic edition atleast you know all money you put into retail 100% will remain.
>>563587305god i love berserk so much.RIP Miura <3
im installing epoch gonna roll arcane mage on kezan
>>563587302Then just don't play WoW or support Blizzard. Play literally any other game.
>>563587302>Face it if they can close turtle they can close anybody.but we dont know for sure if turtle is shutting down yet or not.
Zaptuah is threatening to bomb Blizzard HQ on the turtle wow discord, I hope saying that he means in minecraft afterwards saves him from being arrested.
If blizzard kills turtle I will reward them by trying midnight, bros at the end of the day I just want to experience new stuff in wow.i'm not interested in playing wotlk for the 100th time for classic wow for the 300th.
so realistically what are the ways that twow could stay up? i dont need blizzjeets or turtle copers to give me fanfiction i want something within the realm of realityi cant even really think of anything unless blizzard decided to take mercy on twow and only ask for damages to be paid or something
wtf is this epoch
>>563587818>so realistically what are the ways that twow could stay up?dev goes rogue and leaks the code and character DB, someone else hosts it.
>>563587818By not shutting down? Servers are in Kazahstan, they won't do shit unless blizzard starts and wins a trial in Kazahstan.
>>563587818Server moved to somewhere outside US jurisdiction Staff replaced entirely by non-US/EU personnel Donations done through cryptoDevelopment slows down to a crawl as a result of the above twoTheoretically possible but Shenna might decide it's not worth the effort and just cut her losses
>>563587818500 million dollar settlementEntire DB and all custom content handed over to BlizzardShenna has to do naked dogeza on Asmongold streamOfficial WoW advertisements on the Turtle LauncherEvery Stormwind NPC changed to African-AmericanSlutmogs removedMythic+ Dungeons introducedOfficial WoW token introduced on Turtle
>>563587818by ignoring the lawsuit, shenna lives in a country with no extradition treaty.there's really nothing they could do to her if she felt like it.
>try out warmane as the next best thing>make a draebae mage>"oh boy, can't wait to have fun leveling and exploring the world">level 6 after two starting zone questsWhy? Why wouldn't you actually want to play the fucking game and have fun in the WORLD of warcraft with the bros? Why would i want to reach level 70 in 50 minutes of playtime? If your private server has xp gain above x2 (and even that is being EXTREMELY generous) i'm not even gonna bother.
>>563588183the issue isnt the server, the issue is that individuals are being sued and the server staying up means all the devs within us jurisdiction are found liable and get fined/go to prison
>>563588338Thats what Lordaeron is for, it's their 1x server.Have fun getting raped by 80 nelf hunters stealthed on top of Hillsbrad inn with their cat set to aggressive :^)
>>563588338Dude, it's a wotlk server. Wotlk players are the biggest cancer in WoW history.
WTB Stockades boosties
>>563575825Is there something wrong with me if i want her to be my gf and cuck me with a group of orcs?I would even hold her hand and say how much i love her as she's jumping up and down on some BOC like a total whore.
>>563588348I'm not a lawyer but im not certain they could jail 49 people becasue 1 person in russia decided not to cooperate with the lawsuit. even more so if those 49 people did everything that was asked of them by the court>surrendering infringing assets>resigning>paying damages>sending a letter to request the person to stopjust seems very silly to go well you did everything we asked but this other person you have no real power over didn't so you're going to super jail now.
>>563576342Why?
>>563588534>Wotlk players are the biggest cancer in WoW history.worse than classic parse niggers?
If they are just going to move the server and continue why hire lawyers in the first place? Waste of money
>>563587818None.Blizzard has literally no reason to simply let them go when they shut down Nostalrius for less.
>>563588702All of the devs have already committed the action they are being sued over. If the damages are greater than expected and the terms of the settlement aren't met, whether willingly or otherwise, then naturally the consequences will increase as well. You can't just stop fucking around right before you find out and expect the finding out to not happen.
>>563588552Say what you want about turdle but atleast they didnt have this shit alongside GDKP, faction collusion on PvP realms and endless botting
>>563589075i could also open a ticket over an ingame issue or rule breaker and have a literal human being respond to me within 10 minutesyou also couldnt spam report people to have them automatically banned either
>>563589075I literally saw a deadmines boost spam in the /world 4 days ago.Haven't logged into this dead server since.
Nonnies, as discussed on Discord if the server closes down we're all moving to Final Fantasy XIV (Balmung, NA).If anyone from the stable doesn't come along you're getting caged for a year, all your logs will be leaked and your Lovesense set to the highest setting until you comply. Other new-nonnies from the thread are also welcome to join~ <3
>>563589156I really really hope you get cancer and die.
>people openly pol posting in /world>no gm to instantly jump in and mute peopleThey literally have zero employees now.Everyone jumped ship.
>>563589142the only "spam" you see for DM boosts is if someone is boosting his alt and wants more people in the party to lower the average toon level inside which gives his alt more exp for the runs.things like "join my DM boosts, Cruel barb reserved for my alt" stuff
>>563589030that's what the settlement is for, the question is what do you think is more likely that they'd bind 50+ in a joint covenant where if any of them breach they're all liable, or stipulations that you aren't liable for the breach of other parties, keep in mind some of these people have never met each other irl.
>>563589262Can you blame them? Shenna lied and said they’d fight this only to roll over and agree to turn off the server in two months then goes radio silent and refuses to even have her manservant Crogge say anything beyond promising a response he never gave
All im gonna say is that ascension is probably making more than turtle in its lifetime but turtle got dicked because they thought they were invincibleEpoch were a bunch of idea guys that folded on the first C&DFirst rule of illegal business is to keep the heat low
>>563589262I reccon they're also pretty pissed about the jews shutting down their server.
>>563587362The irony is that not a single second you spend on retail matters because it all becomes irrelevant in the next update.
>>563589557Epoch never got a C&D, that was just a cover so devs could bail from the project
If Turtle gets shut down I will get a job and lose weight.
>>563589612but if you're not on live, how are you going to brag about ther 10pack of googoy treats you bought at rebated price of 18,99$?
>>563588837Because Akalix is being held hostage in USA kek, retard advertised his Twow work on linkedin.Also biggest news seems to be Crogge/Bowser very likely asking the Chinese team to also shut down but he got kicked out of their discord and told his era has passed. The Chinese/SEA version can apparently be operated independently so they won't play nice.
>>563589813They trusted the oriental jew.
Is there a direct download for the epoch client? I can't get the patcher to patch
>>563589692I hope it doesn't shut down
>turtle rats fleeing thr sinking ship
>>563590130It has 200 players, what's the point?
>>563588926nost didnt get shut down, blizzard sent a C&D so they decided to self-shutdown and go beg blizzard for a job managing the official classic servers and activision told them to jump off a bridgewowscape on the other hand
>>563589813the Chinese team know their untouchable.
>>563589813>the criminal gets outcriminal'edBased Chinks. What's Crogge gonna do? Complain to the police that his stuff got stolen KEK?
>>563590223It seems like it is going to remain playable, unlike Turtle
>>563590313>>563590308XD
>>563590313Nothing he can do, it's probably why the announcement is taking so long because he cannot guarantee a complete shutdown of all the turtle services at the moment. He likely wants a timeframe that the EU and SEA servers agree to shut down on but the Chinese team is saying "lol, lmao"
>>563589672Proof?
>>563590223200 more than Turtle will have in a few months lol
>>563585830>6 figures lolmao
>>563587818Hmmm.... the Turtle devs create new pseudonyms and operate through other people in form of representatives just changing the name of Turtle to something else. Like Tortoise or maybe something completely different to make it less obvious. The representatives will officially take the role as owners, coders, admins etc. but secretly its the exact same Turtle team underneath.They should first wait like a month or two after they take down Turtle to do this. Blizzantisemites are too slow to realize its the same server and as long as they don't pick fights on twitter with shareholders like they did with Turtle it should be fine.If Blizzard goes after them the representatives take the blame as a completely "new" set of people with a completely unrelated server, while the actual team is safe and didn't break the settlement.If they get a cease and desist comply immediately and reopen the server under a new name again. This way Blizzard would pay millions of dollars on lawyers and investigations only to end up in a Whack-a-mole situation.At some point they will realize that its too pricey to chase after private servers so they leave them be.Of course frequently move the server to different locations so its not too obvious its always the same server.
^indian
>>563590809They were prepared to do shit like that and Crogge said as much... the problem is they fucked up by hiring a CM in USA and Blizzard are pretty much holding him hostage. Also a few devs in EU got doxxed too.
>>563590130Epoch runs under the Ascension launcher now. It doesn't have any devs so there's no end game, but it might be fun for solo leveling 1-60.
>>563589813Hold on does this mean turtle is fucked is the chinks ever leak the server code?they just all go jail because change cant be arrested.
>>563590809If Blizzard sees a private server using Turtle's code the lawsuit is back on the table with Shenna is a worse position since it means she breached the settlement and shared the code. Even if it's hacked or a rogue dev Shenna could still get reamed for it. It's why they're kind of fucked since the source code was leaked but that code is two years old now so Shenna is somewhat protected if a private server uses that.
>>563591090Dude, Blizzard can't do shit to Shenna
>>563591175Except get her b& from the international banking system
>>563591051This is a lie, there are a few devs working on it (for a few months now), Onyxia is out, first pvp season with the new BG is out, and MC is coming out soon.
>>563591072Yes, it actually does. Not jail-wise but legally and financially.At the end of the day Shenna infringed their copyright. The settlement is essentially "so long as Turtle Wow is dead, we won't go after you for infringing our copyright." If it ever returns, Blizzard can and likely will bury Shenna.
>>563591175She'll never be able to set foot in the US, EU and any other country which has extradition treaties with the US. Mind you if the rumors are true she's been operating out of central Europe for decades now, not even Russians wanna live in Russia.
>>563591236What is the MIR card?
>>563591175If turtle were really gonna go for the hide in russia strat, why would they accept a settlement? Why would they even bother with court?
>>563591175Which is why Shenna hired expensive lawyers and then agreed to this settlement.
>>563591319>>563591339Shenna was never a part of this lawsuit to begin with.
>>563591247They're just rolling out what they can salvage. Uldum never ever.
relaunch or not playing epoch.
>>563591380Retard
>>563591380
>>563591423It hasn't even progressed to MC yet, there isn't anything to catch up with why would you need a reset?
>>563591251>The settlement is essentiallySource: I made it up
>>563591090If the code is freely accessible anyone can make a server for it right? Shenna can always just play dumb in that case and claim she has nothing to do with that server.>>563591049That shouldn't matter in that case. What is done is done. To fight a multibillion dollar company fairly in a clearly illegal act is kind of Sisyphean task. Best thing they can do is just comply and do dogeza for Blizzard. Then secretly do a 360 degree turn and just make a "new" server with a "new" team.If they go after the "new" team they will find a new "coder" that simply worked on the already available code. So the old one cannot possibly be faulted.
>>563590637More like days, lmao.Suck my fucking dick, Sheena/Torta.
>>563591175LMAO!
>>563591072The Chinese team is claiming they can just operate independent, it's likely they have all the tools and source code etc to just continue on.What Blizzard lawyers will do about this is interesting.... i mean it's probably not gonna hold up in court that "i didn't know the chinks would refuse to shut it down" as well as "i didn't know she was 14"
>>563591549not gonna bother when exploiters who filled their banks didn't get banned.
Blizzjeets and amerimutts are hilariousCan see why they're called goyim
>You see, Turtle could have just done the illegal thing and ignore the lawsuit, but instead they decided to go for the Director's Cut Dual Shock Championship Edition illegal thing and accept the settlement and THEN just ignore it anyway after paying for all the legal fees and court proceedings>You see this is because Shenna is hecking based and is running turtle wow for the love of the game
>>563591582you're not as clever as you think anon, the code is part of the judgement, presumably the settlement involves some manner of non-liability for the chinese servers since they are their own thing and AFKcraft can't really influence the running of them.
>>563591090>>563591582the Chinese have the code she really is fucked, unless she's had a lawyer for separation of liability
It's hilarious seeing WoWtards with no formal education, known for pressing the same 2 button rotations suddenly pretend they're corporate lawyersThe amount of sheer retardation I have read in the last three days is staggering. You don't know what you're talking about. Corporate lawyers are paid $500 for a reason. They're not stupid. Shut the fuck up. Sit down. Be humble. Let the adults speak.
>>563590826The UE5 that SHENNA stole from us
>>563591670It's well known you can't trust bugs and they'll steal your IP and go rogue and you don't do anything about it. I don't think it's a very good legal defence, but it consistently happens. Of course Blizzard can and will say Shenna breached the settlement agreement, but realistically she has no power over it so if she agreed to that she fucked herself.
>>563591769If the Chinese team continue the project then they SHOULD have ignored the lawsuit, they might be fucked either way. Chinks might even open up a Western server themselves or sell the code for someone to do it (inb4 they sell it to Dutch). EZ $$$
>>563591274>set foot in the US, EUWhy would anyone want to do that?
>>563591670>i mean it's probably not gonna hold up in court that "i didn't know the chinks would refuse to shut it down" as well as "i didn't know she was 14"There's no way you'd agree to settlement knowing that you don't have a resolute agreement with a party that could potentially land you jail or financially destitute for the rest of your life surely. Why even hire a lawyer at that point?
retailchads stay winning
>>563591917Bro fent zobie tourism in Pensylvania is _THE_ new thing yo!
>>563591380She's named in the lawsuit and she owns AFK Craft who hired lawyers.
>>563591863It depends on what actions Blizzard want to take but they might not believe Shenna/Crogge and that Israeli dude are actually NOT raking in money by quietly continuing the SEA realms behind the scenes.
I mean I'm no lawyer, but surely accepting a settlement and then just doing the thing you were being sued for anyway has got to be ten times worse for you right?
>>563591961We obviously don't know all the details. It's possible the chinese team told them they would shut down shit and acted submissive to the EU team... until they didn't.
Shenna and Crogge should hope that Blizzard doesn't find out about the chink servers.
>>563591790>>563591793If there is a manner of non-liability for the Chinese servers there is definitely no liability within a new Russian turtle server with a new team. Of course I have no clue how open source Turtle code is. But if it is open source you cannot really control who "misuses" the code to make new private servers with it. Its out of your power.Which yeah they should definitely make the source code open source if they have not done it already. Maybe even add errors and bugs on purpose that make the open source code useless without the necessary fixes. We don't want any unwanted competition after all no, no, no~
>>563587818Staying up isnt the problem, shenna and turtle itself are not touchable directly.Blizzard can go after individual staff members and limit donations and available hosting services for turtle, among other things.So the real question is how far turtle and blizzard are willing to go.Blizzard would have to identify every staff member individually and drag them to court in their country of residence, some of these countries may not even punish you for being a cog in the machine of a project like that. Places like russia will simply tell you to get lost.Cutting donation methods is very likely going to happen, atleast the US based ones.They would have to resort to crypto or other means, it should be noted that the majority of donations come from the chinese servers which arent going to have this problem.Delusional anons have posted about blizzard forcing ISPs to ban any routing towards turtle wow, this is going to require a court order and would only be country specific, but there is several options to circumvent that, it is by no means the silver bullet they claim it to be.It will be much easier to go after hosting providers, but turtle can just move onto new ones, this would likely result in a whack-a-mole kind of scenario which will result in more downtime and latency issues for players.That means it depends on how willing turtle is to accept these hardships, the risk to their staff will slow down development, the donations/hosting dilemma will harm profits in several ways.On the other hand is blizzard and how willing they are to continue throwing money at the problem.I think personally I wouldnt want to bother with all this and just drop the whole thing, but they can absolutely keep going if they want to.
>>563591961Because chinks have no problem to lie to your face?You can make a contract with them to deliver you 5 tons of peanuts and on the day of the delivety you get 2 tons of hazelnuts.The chinks will just act like nothing is wrong.Their promises mean nothing.
>>563587818>g-g-guys i'm scared and stupid help me pleasegive me false hope with more speculation and opinions but make 'em positive and comfy this time. i cant deal with the insecuritylay off the hrt
>>563591670You don't know anything about court so please stop talking nonsense
there is no way turtle foldsthey have been doing this from russia/belarus/ east aligned countries for yearsmutt laws dont exactly have laws over there, and the big boys on the western side will just fuck off from the project and that is it, shenna and co WILL not be fucked with that i can assure youthey know that this is the last stance against kikezard and they wont be another nost
>>563587818blizzard relaunch it as tortise wow and you pay 15$ a month for it.they own all the code now.
Chinks likely don’t have the code. They don’t even have 1.18.1 yet and likely will never get it.
turtle wow 2.0 soon
when will shenna drop the annoucement the wait is killing me.
I'm going to bed and when I wake up turtle wow will be dead, can't wait.
>>563593091It's gonna be so good, bros.
shenna is going to jail the cns will betray her
I can't wait to play a dungeon later on a improved version of WoW called Turtle WoW completely for free without paying a single cent to Blizzard with my international frens.
shenna will be sent to an american prison, but putin will exchange her for a wnba player
>same time the past few days the exact same types of posts start showing up>coincidentally its around the time during midday in indianooticing
shenna was a chinese agent sent to undermine US business she will never go to jail and will live as a respected hero in iran.
чepeпaхa вay announcement soon
So in the extremely unlikely event that Turtle WoW goes offline, what private server are you all moving to? I think I might take a break from WoW for a little bit if that happens.
>>563593229We noticed years ago
>>563593515I'm going to buy midnight and quit private servers forever if it goes down.im tired of losing all my progress.
>Blizzardshills be like>"Noooo you can't just enjoy yourself playing a game for free because you like it.">"Who's gonna pay for my wifes boyfriend children Tyrone, Danel and Doongey?!"Ya'll are all being rayciss and antisemitic knowamsayin'
>>563592457>implying all this isn't true, but the word "chink" should be replaced with "kike"There's a jewish religious celebration (yearly) where the reading goes "all your promises to the nonjews are void, all your business dealings with them are void" LMAO
>>563593515Do you think this timing is coincidental? They are announcing classic+ in September, during Blizzcon. When there's no prominent private server going on they will get the private server players and also dissuade new projects from popping up for a year
>>563593772blizzard are ingenious
>>563576342But Torta was a tortoise not a turtle.
Reminder that jeet means victory
wow this blizzard company sure seems like a group of business savvy individuals planning this whole thingcertainly isnt coincidental at all as their historic acumen for smart business decisions definitely havent had them bleeding subs for over a decade for their game no sir
>>563591961>covering tummyThat's evil
>>563593515I'm not.I'm gonna play single player games like God intended.
>>563594038They make efficient business decisions, they just don't know shit about making good games. Kind of funny when they're one of the most famous gaming companies in the world
>>563593515>extremely unlikely event
>>563593567I hate the my characters exist in a game I no longer recognize, because what I used to play no longer exists.
>The SEA GM confirmed again that SEA servers won’t face the issues currently affecting the EU servers. They also mentioned that new content will continue to be developed. Here are some screenshots and translations.>1. Guys, the servers are still up for now, so don’t panic. There will definitely be an announcement from the EU side later, but the final decision will depend on the Chinese team.>The EU team doesn’t really have full control over the SEA team — they operate independently. The EU side mainly handles development.>2. The one you’re talking about is the EU server (Turtle WoW, I assume). We’re not really familiar with them, but I’ve heard they’ve run into some trouble recently.>Just enjoy the game. For me as a hunter, having some grilled eel on hand is what really matters.>3. Don’t overthink it — it has nothing to do with us. These are two completely separate entities.>4. Summary of the SEA supervisor’s statements on April 13:>An announcement from the EU side is coming soon — it may very likely be about shutting down.>SEA servers will operate independently. The EU servers will be separated from SEA, and even legal actions in California won’t affect SEA.>It’s still unclear whether the EU dev team will disband or continue development behind the scenes and push new content to SEA. However, concerns about language issues were mentioned.>You can remove the part in parentheses in point 2 — that risk doesn’t exist.>Point 3 is also unfounded.>5. I’m the boss now. Big B said I’ve been doing a great job, so the Turtle server is in my hands from now on.>6. I’ve decided to lower the price of serrated arrows first — raiding is way too expensive right now.>7. From now on, I’m the one in charge. Is that clear enough?
>>563594184>efficient business decisionsIn the current quarter only*They have no long term planning, it's all about short term greed which fucks them over long term.
>>563593515im probably done with wow in general if turtle goes down. no other server currently out or upcoming even feels like itd be something id commit time to>warmane is accelerated leveling raidlogging faggotry with cash shop shadowmournes>legion and tbc are fucking garbage>have 0 interest in playing mop>ascension is dogshit and none of its sub servers have any features thatd make me want to actually play it>i wont go back to regular vanilla, especially not with F R E S Htard server chasers>nothing blizzard has made for the past decade is worth 15 dollars a month, especially not with trannies and gay trollsid rather just chip away at my backlog or go play return of reckoning. unless a wrath server not run by fucking retards ever crops up i think im done for good
>>563593515Either Kronos or Pochie, or both, maybe if theres a new MoP fresh..
barring mmochampion rabid blizz cocksucking like how pirates are in the wrong uncoditionallyrealistically why isnt blizzkeks offering a hand to twow with the condition of it becoming a sub thing for blizzard? more money for blizz, less millions spent on private server huntingthey know they cant win, they cant touch eastern countries
>>563594502>having some grilled eel on hand is what really matters>From now on, I’m the one in charge. Is that clear enough?Oh god he's going to fuck everything in the settlement isn't he.
>>563593772>they will get the private server playersno they wont
>>563594502>the chinks are going to steal turtlewow right from under shenna while causing them further neverending legal issuesLmao
>>563594557just not how a company of that size conducts business this isnt complicated
>>563594502Imagine going through the most stressful time of your life and this is the guy you need to convince to keep you out of jail. twow devs are fucked.
if you really think about it, we are actually so lucky that it only ended with blizzard coming after the staff and not the playerbase. the server closing down was easily the best case scenario, the dev team took the heat off us and shielded us from fines and maybe even jail time. its been fun but this was the best thing that could happen here, guess we will all have to play retail classic now and enjoy the second life we have been gifted <3
>>563593515Taking a long break until the next private fresh or official classic+ if it looks EXTREMELY good (ugh… I know… I know!!!! lol)
>>563594884honestly yea you're right im glad i didn't get dragged into court and it was just the devs.
>>563594867>twow devs are fucked.That one fag who put twow in his linkedin deserves to go to jail. I can't even imagine being this dumb.
>>563593515i will quietly follow her to whatever server she and her gf go and stalk them from the shadows, never interacting
>>563594757Yes they will, majority of them say least
>>563594757they will get me
>>563594502Source?
>>563594884>>563594967you are a fucking retard stop samefagging
>>563594502Who's the hunterchad in question?
>>563595149I made it up
>>563594884So true
>>563593515I'll probably just take a break from WoW for a while. Maybe if some other vanilla+ server takes off I'll come back and check it out, but for now nothing out there really interests me enough to bother.
>Do nothing>Win
>>563593515French wotlk server.I have english troon fatigue. Never wanna interact with you mutts again
>>563593515>unlikely event that Turtle WoW goes offline
>wake up>still no announcementAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563595559is that harry dresden?
>>563595559The SEA server already confirmed to stay on little jeet
>>563595149AI translated chinese posts
>>563595639>just admits he is playing on SEA>calling anyone else a jeetfucking LOL
>>563595559Are you Project BBC niggers going to have a full blown meltdown when Turtle stays up?
Gaijin lost (good ending)Total amerimutt and yuropoor death
>Everyone who was named in the lawsuit doesn't even dare to post anything on the Discord anymore.
Blizz Classic+ will btfo TurtleWoW and other private servers. Blizzcon can't come soon enough. You will all pay and play it too. Admit it.
tourist here is it confirmed to be actually over or is it just like the last time where everyone was doomposting and nothing fucking happened?
>>563569534late as fuck but as someone who was addicted to kratom for years, just 'normal' kratom, i was barely functional those years, like yea i functioned well for like an hour or two after a dose then way below normal and the longer i stayed on it the worse and worse i got, finally quit and it took me half a fucking year afterwards (even after a careful taper) to finally stop constantly wanting to kms every day and another half year to really feel normal again, and 7oh is 10x worse. you better get off that shit asap if you wanna be a decently functional human by age 30weed and benzos are fine in comparison but even then i wouldn't take them every single day without breaks, ain't no way you're not half-passed out 90% of the time like that and hopelessly addicted
>>563595789Blizzjeets are on full meltdown mode it's hilarious2 more weeks until turtle dies
>>563595789June 8th is the last day the European servers will be up.No word on the CN servers.
>>563595789>donation page down>"blizzard plz don't assrape me - Sheena" wall of butthurt on the main page>no gm's in the game>complete radio silenceIt's literally over.
>>563594867Shenna has lost two servers before to getting caught selling boosts and items, I doubt this is somehow the most stressfull time in her life lmao.
>>563595789Nothing is confirmed but we established SEA servers are untouchable so it will always live on in some capacity.Eu/us still might shit down.No definitive announcement yet
>>563595723Only turtle troons have anything to lose here.
>>563595789Apparently theres a statement from twow later. Untill then it's just early celebrating that twow is dead/twow is alive from terminally online retards who for some reason see this as a competition.
>>563595789>is it just like the last time where everyone was doomposting and nothing fucking happened?this is the direct consequence of that time though.
>>563595787yes lad it will be so kino!!!!we can make body type 1 and body type 2 characters and they will introduce several LGBT npcs into the vanilla world for the first time ever!!!! and once we rush to lvl 60 we can spam trade chat with raid boost services for tokens and run our bots 24/7 to make sure we have consumables forever!!!!
>not playing on epoch already to escape the flood of new players when turtle goes downnonnies...
Wtf what's with all the blatant transphobia in this thread?
>>563595787kys blizzcuck
>>563596064Why does that matter to you?
It's okay turtle xisters, we can just play on the chinese servers, I'm sure they will welcome us with open arms.
>>563594502The big one isCrogge: “I’ve actually been pretty busy lately—you can probably guess that. Also, others aren’t letting me chat with you guys I might be removed from this group after some time, but I’ll try to stay as long as I can ”King Chink: “Then hurry up and leave—your era is over!A turtle is still a turtle, though. Good luck.”tl'dr - In Ebonics, they be fucked
Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiaou xiaou~
>>563596195it doesn't you guys go ahead and enjoy all that kino without me by the time blizzcon is even happening GTA VI will be releasing I'll be too busy playing that on my ps5 pro waiting to buy it a 2nd time on PC later next year while awaiting M&M 1.0 launch to sub to that.
>>563596195BasedThe goyim should be HAPPY that we're replacing their antisemitic christian society and all it's conventions and norms with the new genderbinary goy-speak. The stupid cattle who doesn't get the message will get their bank accounts taken while they're reeducated, oh and they'd better be plumbers because they're sure as hell not getting hired by any state or larger corporation :)>>563596281Yes, and remember it's the CHINESEs fault that the jews are taking down Turtle. Not Blizzard and their kike investors ;^p
Ling long pei pei in my mouth xiexie
Bros, come play on chromiecraft with me!
>>563596281>忘恩负义 Man after all crogge and shenna did for them. basically gave them a way to not eat pag pag forever and now this is how they treat them.
Bowser saying "If we close it's not because Blizzard gave us money" kinda give away that they'll close (AND that Blizzard drained their money with the cherry on top)
>hey guys please play with me please>im so lonely
>>563596337"Bowser (Big B) Today at 07:23 PMBrothers, the servers are still up for now, don't panic too much. There will definitely be an announcement from the European side later, but the final decision still depends on the Chinese team.Actually, the EU team can't fully manage the "SEA team" (Southeast Asia). Everyone is independent of each other; the European side is mainly responsible for development."Lmao yeah, turtle is fucked.
>>563596513yeah that's what I said...
Is it just me or is the captcha super slow?
Stop edging me I NEED to see the total turtle tranny death
>trust chinks>get backstabbedevery fucking time
There's just no way their layers didn't negotiate so that the actions of the SEA team wont affect their settlement deal. I refuse to believe any professional legal representations advice would be yea trust this sketchy teenager from china to not fuck you over.>>563596605it was down earlier today and now it's very slow, seems like cloudflare or 4chins is shitting the bed.
I really, really hope the codebase gets leaked just so we can have a rush of new servers to play on.
Both epoch and twow suck, so I'm glad both are dead/dying.
>>563596645Don't pretend whitoid troons wouldn't do the same if positions were switched
>>5635966054chan was down earlier for a bit, right after another fucking chicken jockey post too. Isn't this like one year after the big shutdown last year now that I think about it?
>>563596691>Ascension relaunches turtle too Total Dutch domination
China always wins.Death to capitalist pigs!
>>563582180>Mage can conjure weaponswhat a worthless idea.
>>563596691if someone hosted a /wpsg/ turtle, would you play it?
>>563594502>>563596281>server pop becomes unbearably large because of the influx of bugs>sensible people were called le ebil racists for complaining about the chink problem>the dicksucking player base also intentionally ignored how much more shenna and co. favored their bugmen big spenders>now they get to lose their server while chinkland keeps goingLMAOOOO this is such a fitting end for troondle trannies
>>563596809Chinese women are perfect bros...
>>563593515I'll just go do my MSQ and some EX or whatever in XIV in preparation for the new expansion, it'll be fun for 1-2 months I reccon.I didn't play a lot during DT patches but and DT MSQ kind of sucked. But surely the next one will be better.That's kind of been their pattern anyway, SB MSQ also sucked.
>>563596846It'd be cool if they actually designed it as a way for Mage to get in and do some melee damage, but it's just training weapons for other players.
>>563596809americans > bugs
>>563596846>I cant tank I don't have shield>conjours shield>I cant shoot no arrows>Conjours arrows>I cant backstab no dagger>Conjours daggers>my main hand is low level>conjours main hand
>>563596893>SB MSQ also suckedIt was the last good MSQ storyline before shadowbringers fucked the game forever.
I don't know about you guys but I'm in the mood for some grilled eel.
>>563597005I'm sure both you and your wife (male) thinks that anon...
>>563596890
>>563597087I always prefered smoked salmon desu.
>>563597149Pretty much everyoune who isn't a wow tourist who only started playing during shadowbringers thinks so
>>563596927i just can't see it working in any way for a melee mage. either they get a free ride with bis from the start, or they are a crippled meme spec that gets laughed out of content. maybe they could make specific bosses drop conjure weapon books but they'd need to come heavily enchanted and have no alternatives.>>563597005everything after HW was bad, mostly because the same issues that plagued the game in ARR stuck around. each expansion was just a reminder that SE had no intention of improving things or changing the formula. this is still the case and if anyone ever thought ARR was el filtro, a 100+ hour visual novel msq is 10x as bad.
this has to be fake right this is ai generated right
>>563593515actually just gonna play retail, saw the actual pve and pvp rn is crazy good and that rwf was also nutty good, prívate servers are over for me
How are the chinese lessons going turtle sisters?
>>563596809>>563596890>>563596958China stays winning.
Turtle slain while tortoise grills eel
>>563597194Chinese milk...
>>563597280That's it im rerolling on the SEA server
>>563596504The fact he mentioned payments and nothing else makes me think there was a settlement payment from Blizzard.
These chinese posts, is nobody outside of here talking about them? I'd check the turtle discord but I'm banned for saying Torta was Shenna (lol)
>>563597225Is this some esotheric well-poisoning, trying to get new players extra dissappointed in SB by saying the story was good?The cope that the entire playerbase ran with after the DT dissaster was "They saved SB in patch content (story and combat content), surely they'll save DT as well".I don't know why you'd try to rewrite something so recent.
Mother love me, long time, long timeSucky, sucky, fucky, fuckyWonton, Hong Kong, Hong KongWonton, Hong Kong, wontonOne time, one time, wontonLove me long timeBeat on my long schlongGo back to Hong Kong gongI'll send you back to Hong Kong
>>563596504>>563597447Pfftttt
The only storyline I really liked was HW, I feel like it's never been topped.
>>563596504>If we close it's not because Blizzard paid usThis has to be THE most obvious "We are closing because Blizzard paid us" post I have ever seen.
>>563597491You're not missing much, it's exactly as you would expect. Trannies being trannies and massive retardation, nobody is talking about anything truly relevant
insider info points to blizzard paying out a settlement to torta personally. the chinese arm of the mafia threatened blizzard's lawyers into submission and they will be looking for assassins in every bowl of rice they see for the next decade. trust the plan, turtle revolutionaries.
>>563597491I don't know, turtle discord is being spammed by retards. I thought the tranny spam here was annoying, but turtle discord might be worse, it's less repulsive but it's somehow even worse to read.
>>563597626I read HWs story super-critically as a "Isolationist country (japan) did the dragons (china) wrong, and we should really live together again as in times long past. Look there was even x-border love".So I kind of missed the story itself when I played it. I might re-play it on a alt, I kind of wanted to make a femra anyway. Not because I dislike my Femzen or anything but...
>>563597630Not how it works when they're the ones being demanded
>>563597674>>563597721Damn. I just want some updates on the situation and it seems like these ching chong ping pong posts are the only new thing since the C&D.
>>563597746... what?
>>563597243>everything after HW was badHW itself ruined ARR patches storyline.
>>563597674>bringing turtle wow down is just confirmation of actiblizz's downfallThis is the level of reasoning we have to deal with when talking about private server.
>>563574758Epoch uses TBC 2.4.3 talents so Arcane would be the PvE meta-spec unless there are some custom skills that would make fire competitive with it. Frost would be PvP spec barring some custom spells making it better in PvE>>563581030Epoch has TBC talents with minor tweaks like Warriors getting Bladestorm, otherwise Epoch uses 3.3.5 engine so it has lot less jank and far more addon compatibility than Turtle. Said 3.3.5 engine also means that you don't even need addons for game to be functional like you would with Turtle or standard classic engine
>>563582180>>563596846>conjures a weapon made out of cinnamon rollskino
>>563597958There was this thing, where the japaneese empire took over costal and northern China. They kind of did human experiments on them and stuff, when china was weakened by a ongoing internal conflict.The HW story can clearly be read as analogous to that, and how the Church bishop (emperor) and his close people drank the blood of the dragons and took their eyes and shit?Then the story is about defeating the old bad blood between the peoples, and their rulers (Niedhogg/Church) continued to exploit that for their own continued domination of their peoples, but in the end they were overthrown by their peace-longing civilian population and their strong and moral leaders?Maybe you guys just didn't do "critical reading" as a part of your litterature studies?Anyway this isn't XIVg so I'll leave it at that.
>>563598374I don't go around trying to fit square pegs in round holes faggot. fuck off and don't respond to me.
>>563598374Do ARR I thought it was kino and it's the only part of XIV I played. I cant play turtle untill shenna anouces the future anyway
>>563593515Already moved to Epoch and it seems couple of others had the same idea
>>563597826I don't think we are getting an update anytime soon. They need the SEA realms to close as part of the settlement within 60 days but the chinese don't care about some california court and told Bowser hes no longer the boss. Bowser can't give a timeframe to the community or to Blizzard at the moment.
Are you guys using /desu on epoch?
>>563598672There is no fucking way they signed a settlement under the clause they needed to shut down a server they had no control over. I'm not a lawyer but that just sounds fucking insane.
>>563597674That middle message is peak autism
>>563595990I'm the least competitive person here
>>563598672But surely they need to at least let the western playerbase know what's happening?I just wanna see the meltdowns, closing or staying open it's funny either way and is some good content to laugh at.
>>563598908any proof?
>>563598864its someones adult male son
>>563595706Xal'atath if made 15 years ago ...
Since twow is dead i can now admit i made a female human hunter with black ravager pet so i could ai generate images of her getting fucked doggy style, knotted and even dragged around with the bulging knot still inside her. I'm gonna miss the server.
All these classic + servers just keep revamping the early/starting areas when they're already the best parts of the game and don't need you messing with them. When i first went through elwynn or deadmines not once did i ever think "this needs a makeover".The game notoriously falls off in the late/mid levels and these dumbass servers always die before addressing them because they wasted time meddling with perfection.
>>563596445Huh? What the fuck did the Chinese do for them? They were isolated.
Average WPSG guild
>>563598836it's not signed yet, it's a proposed settlement.
The Harvest machine mystery was ludokino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>563557585>Why Turtle WoW Didn’t “Have” to Shut Down, But Still Didhttps://youtu.be/IYnyhsUGkQgTurtle wow gonna probably exist, but only on the dark web.
FFXIV won... AGAIN...!
>the discord has gone from smugly taunting Blizzard while laughing at other servers to "F-Fuck Actiblizz! I'm going to enjoy the custom content as long as I can!"
>>563599135>they're already the best parts of the gameUnless you play horde>The game notoriously falls off in the late/mid levelsUnless you play horde
>Burgor is revealed to be the mastermind of /wpsg/ on April 9th>later that day turtle is getting shut down Burgor...
if you really think about it, we are actually so lucky that it only ended with blizzard coming after the staff and not the playerbase. the server closing down was easily the best case scenario, the dev team took the heat off us and shielded us from fines and maybe even jail time. its been fun but this was the best thing that could happen here, guess we will all have to play retail classic now and enjoy the second life we have been gifted<3
>>563599356>Twow back to 300 pop, slow, RP serverComfy
>>563599135Epoch actually had a lot of its custom content in the mid/late levels. Sadly, the devs couldn't take the bants and it dieded.
>>563594991Loser
>>563599448Dont worry! Goblins will get dogshit desolate island and no capital while high elves get pretty zone and a capital with fully functioning services!Also gnomes get their own mini capital in Dun Morogh with amenities as well!
>>563599356ai slop
>>563593515I've already begun my new life on Epoch.
>>563599619Goblins had like 5 towns added for them instead of a useless capital. Fully functional services my ass, what level 10 needs an auction house, and a vendor that sells exalted shit.
CHUDhaven will save classic+
>>563599495You were supposed to wait for a new thread to repost that, jeet. We can't affoard to use too many AI tokens to generate these with the increased pricing!
>>563599495American players aren't out of the woods yet, more than likely a part of the settlement is giving up the CC info, email addresses, chat logs and IP's of any player based in the US.Blizzard isn't doing this to for some lousy minor settlement (their lawyers probably make it a net loss anyways). They're doing this to make an example of a private server and playerbase which has been openly taunting them. Fuck around and Find out.
shenna shenna shennawhen will you learn, little shenna?now you're gonna get raped to tears, shennaoh shenna shenna..
>>563599837I really do hope they ban everyone off official WoW servers if you played on turtle.
>>563599572It had fuck all after level 20. Glittermurk, some unfinished Arathi subzone, an elite area in blasted lands... err what else? I guess a few new quests in each zone. I mean it's probably better than whatever Blizzard will do but it wasn't living up the hype.
>>563599837>Downloaded Turtle recently just to see the custom content>Blizzard now has my info>Might lose my main WoW accountFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>563558741>>563585715>>563599773>>563560948>>563587818>>563591737>>563595639>>563595894Jeet means Victory.
>>563599619Horde is getting Zul'Aman as a capital in the Quel'Thalas patch... well WAS.
how come there's no WoW servers in India?
First Daniel hacked Turtle WoW now he sold out Turtle to blizzard. How can we stop senor Daniel?
>>563599954There were new quest hubs in the Badlands, Desolace and Burning Steppes.
>>563599356Why the fuck do people use these horrible AI thumbnails? I'm not even talking about AI IS BAD or anything, but they don't even put in the smallest tiniest bit of effort typing like 2 lines into the prompt to make it not look like slop
Fuck it, I'm just gonna go back to tbc annivTurtle is clearly dead and there's nothing like it out there, all the other private servers are terrible. Hopefully they'll leak the source code soon. >pochie>72 players onlineI'll pass.
>>563599837>chat logsCome on now ... Blizzard doesn't even have real game masters that'll scroll through your logs on the official servers, they are not going to read 10000s of private server chat logs.
>>563599954A lot of new quests in hinterlands, badlands, searing gorge, burning steppes, ungoro, azshara, idk dude every zone I quested in had plenty of new quests. Some didn't work at the start but the majority were fixed when I was leveling my alt. And I only did Alliance questing.
>>563599954There was a lot, in many zones. For example Andorhal was different, there was a new area in Tanaris, blood ring in stranglethorn, etc. Something on most zones, it just wasn't shoved in your face, and it was subtle
>>563600289That's not what matters. Them getting your CC, email, and IP are all that really matter so they can ban your actual WoW accounts
>my gm ticket has been unanswered for 18 hoursis this normal on turtle?
>>563600434What the fuck I have a 20 year old Blizzard account, I have a retail character with the original Thunderfury, 900 collected mounts, AoTC cheevo every patch they're NOT gonna steal that from me they're NOT if they do I'll unironically kill myself this isn't happening
>>563600292That Andorhal was just the pre downgrade version. They changed it in a patch due to performance issues.
>>563600543No GMs online since the settlement kicked in
>>563600434You guys don't actually still have retail accounts, do you?
>>563600219that's 72 more than turtle will have tomorrow, tranny.
I know some of my turtle sisters might be feeling a little down lately but please don't forget about your daily estrogen shots
turtle going crazy rn. no GMs to be foundi think it might possibly be over
>>563600835i went from troontle tranny to ascension bvll with 1 simple step
>>563600787>>563600651Also a lot of pserver players still have regular wow accounts even if they dont say it
>>563600940Quick someone with a Turtle account start spamming tranny memes on the rp servers
April 30th2 more weeksHosting payment runs outServer goes bye-byeEvil will NEVER beat Kalthu'zadAecheur will NEVER become Scarab Lord
>>563600434>lets ban our paying customers for no reason
>>563600651>>563600434Blizzard can't do anything about the playersIt's not illegal to play/have pirated content, only to share itPrivate servers isn't torrent or similar networks, you're only receiving data from the server. I know you're trolling but some people here are permaonline weirdos who might legit ACK themselves anytime now due turtle being shutdown, and I actually care about my /wpsg/ sisters so, let's calm the fuck down.
>>563601323Breaching ToS is a very valid reason
Where's the announcement? it's 11 am, they're planning to drop it at 11:59 pm? like that faggot kaytotes did one time.
>>563601323>let's make sure our US customers (main user market) are too afraid to ever play on a non-official Blizzard server ever againA couple legal example executions and no American will ever dare to play on private servers ever again
>>563600434what the fuck is a CC and IP?
alli please join 19bgs...
>>563601502They're bleeding subs already, do they really want to ban a bunch of them too and scare people off giving them any money either? I don't want Blizzard having my payment info if they use it to ban me for things I do outside their game.
>>563600787bro turtle wow was the only thing stopping me from buying midnight.i might as well do it if the server is kill.
>>563600434lmao they aren't banning anyone for playing private servers. I'm reasonably certain they can already detect you running a private WoW client if you have battle.net open, which a lot of people have
>>563601502>customers
>>563601903go dilate blizzdrone
>>563601382Blizzard Terms of Service:C.>License Limitations. Blizzard may suspend or revoke your license to use the Platform, or parts, components and/or single features thereof, if you violate, or assist others in violating, the license limitations set forth below. You agree that you will not, in whole or in part or under any circumstances, do the following:i. Derivative Works: Copy, play or reproduce (except as provided in Section 1.B.), translate, reverse engineer, derive source code from, modify, disassemble, decompile, or create derivative works based on or related to the Platform.4.>Consent to Monitor. WHILE RUNNING, THE PLATFORM (INCLUDING A GAME OR LAUNCHER) MAY MONITOR YOUR COMPUTER, CONSOLE, OR MOBILE DEVICE'S MEMORY FOR UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAMS RUNNING EITHER CONCURRENTLY WITH A GAME OR OUT OF PROCESS. AN "UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM" AS USED HEREIN SHALL BE DEFINED AS ANY THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE PROHIBITED BY SECTION 1.C. ABOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PLATFORM DETECTS AN UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM, (a) THE PLATFORM MAY COMMUNICATE INFORMATION BACK TO BLIZZARD, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION YOUR ACCOUNT NAME, DETAILS ABOUT THE UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM DETECTED, AND THE TIME AND DATE; AND/OR (b) BLIZZARD MAY EXERCISE ANY OR ALL OF ITS RIGHTS UNDER THIS AGREEMENT, WITH OR WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE TO THE USER.Aka if you ever had the Blizzard Launcher running simultaneously with Turtle you're royally fucked
>>563601903You already said this SEVEN (7) times in this thread, just sub already holy shit
>>563601502>main user marketBut that's China.
>>563600434LMAOthey're desperate for subbs, anything short of polposting on open channels won't even get you banned on retail anymore. Go spin your retarded narrative somewhere else pajeet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIh5AHxh-Ok
>>563602026>you're blizzdrone because you want to keep playing wowall other p servers unironically suck, i don't want to play wotlk on paymane or and acension is too jewish for me to want to even try.
>>563601314Please dont use my selfie for this Anon.
>>563602145You do NOT look like that
>>563601903NOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH US TURTLETRANNIES!!!
>>563602050that wasn't me i just woke up
>>563601502itll also burn long time customers so invested in the game they wanted to play a second one, which means theyll be too scared to pay for wow again
>>563602137chromiecraft
>>563601903ive been thinking of leaving turtle for a while since the lawsuit startednot because i cared about progress being lost but because i was having trouble getting into dungeonsbut i dont wanna play midnight so im just gonna play ascension
i look like this
>>563602038Sure buddy. Buying gold is against the TOS and literally thousands of people do it every week with 0 punishment from blizzard.At the end of the day, TOS means nothing and blizzard will do what brings them the most benefit.Should they ban the huge flow of people coming back to them, being too scared to play on private servers again? Possibly causing a massive negative reaction right before classic+ announcements?Or should they just play nice?
>>563602038>royally fuckedoh noo i cant play retranny with the trannies what will i do!!! oh no!!!!oh wait i can just make a new acc or email them
Add "turtle trannies" to the list
I want to play turtle but cant play it until they announce the stuff, what games play like bioshock?>>563602342>because i was having trouble getting into dungeonsWhat class? I was having the same problems but it got a lot better once I rerolled a class that could heal, I ended up making a set of gear for tanking and healing, annoying but better than waiting 100 years for a dungeon to pop. It sounds like PVP really messed up dungeons though.
>>563602618bear tankusually a problem with getting a healer
Ja'lor and Xzallapaff wonNow get back to the Azerite grind Heroes, Azeroth needs it's Champions!
>Go to turtle site>PicOH NO BROSITS OVERIT REALLY IS
>>563602516God, imagine paying to play the version of the game with this thing. I also remembered the niggering of Stormwind.
>>563602689Yea my first character was a warrior, I always queue'd tank had the same problem. One time I got a healer and he insta dc'd and we waited 30 minutes for replacement, before the the other warrior in party mysteriously DC'd and the healer logged back in my guess is he multiboxed for the faster Q.I got no idea why tanks are so numerous but healers so rare.
>Nixxiom the guy who was paid to shill turtle just posted an ominous "tomorrow" message with a dead turtleTURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>>563602618>what games play like bioshock?Beyond Citadel. Don't let the graphics fool you it's on the the best shooters on the market. Cyberpunk 2077 has very satisfying gunplay too.
>retards shitposting pretending to be blizzard shillsThis is really how you spend your weekdays?
Reminder that the guy on the left is a human from Northrend (WoW's equivalent of Northern Europe)
>>563602731BRO's HE'S NOT SHITPOSTING THIS IS IT THE RAPTU-
>its always the other role that is missing
>>563602816ya i used to instaqueue as a tank i was tempted to get some healer gear cause my feral build can heal levelling dungeonsbut now im gonna play ascension so it wont matter anymore
>>563602889EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>563602931>but now im gonna play ascension so it wont matter anymoreRight on brother, Yea shit sucks, hope you have fun on ascension. >>563602892Thanks anon.
Turtle is the only place that made me feel like a real woman..
>>563603074im liking the archetypes, i still wanna play tank and someone recommended shadow druid which looks cool afand he said dungeons r super rewarding and active
>>563558540>Explores pretty much every possible gimmick a modern wow class could ever have>Literally will never come out:(
>>563602905human skin color has never been properly explained in warcraftalong with all the other smaller details like calendars, timeline etcit is a retarded story for midwits and should have ended with wc 3
>>563601502Blizzard saving the pserv scene low-key...
>>563599515kino
>>563602905Wasn't he a james brown reference? the boss is just a giant shit post.They really got silly with the references in Icecrown Citadel and it's dungeons.
>Biggest turtle paid shill making a video saying it's fucking overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k33mNhUGcS0MMMMMMMMMMMM
>>563602731>>563602919fake and gay
>>563603773>>563603773>>563603773
>>563557585turtle wow is so much better than retail, fuck this gay planet, 6k people online bunched up in stormwind , that's where it's at.
>>563602889>>563603759You mean the guy that still pays for an active retail account?
>>563603784It was straight and real, but it was just like 5 minutes
>>563603759american goycattle are so fucking irritating it is hilariousyou have all these guns, yet prefer to bitch, get fat, get replaced and pilfered by megacorporations and grow a söybeard, collect shit to put in your room as this faggot and just cry about everything instead of actingshoot up blizzard or kill those faggots if you dont like iti hate mutts so much it is unreal>b-but i might dieyes and? if you are white and european you know fully well you'll reincarnate anywaypathetic subhumans
>>563600289we have AI to churn through data now
>>563603632Story was fine until the last few years.Game is being developed by a team made of women, trannies and weirdos, then people are surprised when the lore is a shitty mess filled with tranny npcs, elves with purple hair, disabled characters that could easily get themselves fixed but rather flyaround on a purple sparkly wheelchair etcWhen you compare all that to wotlk lore, makes wotk look like the most based, coherent story ever made.
>>563603759>biggest turtle paid shillHe mostly talks about Classic you tard.
>>563604821He was literally paid to promote turtle you tardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gy_3Dy5nXE&t
>>563599605yea...
>>563603984>you should go to Blizzard and fucking murder whatever random wagies happen to be there that in all likelihood have nothing to do with this because they shut down my illegal pirate serverlmao holy incel rage
