Previous: >>563559141>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Now that the dust has settled. What's the verdict
these things happen
>>563572953Neck yourself NTR faggot
>>563573032SEEEEX
>>563573032Around mares, stay aware.
yankomanko
>>563572881I didn't notice you were going to be gone for so long, maybe you can find someone to play for you during the anniversary gibs?
>>563573208i just found a vpn that works
>>563573032predator
torenabros... I think I'm done for...
>>563573032i don't think she's hot desu. i'm going back to jerking off to mayano
>>563573113I wanna see a legally distinct umamusu quest type of thing
It's done. They're all +S but I'll keep improving them
>>563573175>>563573256>>563573269stop spoiling you fucking niggers, we already have enough with the NTR nigger fucking me in the ass with his retarded spoilers, fuck off
>>563573326better?
>>563572953You really are an ego-driven cuck, aren't you? If I drop the game it'll be because of assholes like you making the community unbearable in a community heavy game.
I WANT NISHINO!
>>563573032I haven't done a career with her yet but she looks cute.
>>563573428bye
schizo melty
>>563572953Pretentious faggot who only wants to stir shit up, kill yourself
everything is a spoiler if you never play the game
>>563573319Rice seems angry
uh oh meltyyyy uh ohhhhhhhhhh
Does Hachimi reset the settings after closing the game or can I save my settings?
>>563573326Not sure about the retarded spoilers but I'm definitely sure that he is, indeed, fucking you in the ass with how obsessed you are and obviously in love with him.
DAAAAAAAAANNNCHOOOOOUUUUNOTICE ME DAAANCHHOOOUUUU
Spoilers ahead!
Don't post you know who
>>563573326You don't even play the game.
do I lose anything if I hide the stub on every posts complaining about JP and spoilers
I am posting you know who
>>563573529she's jealous because top cunny is the center position
>>563573402Finland exists in uma world?
>>563573539>that he is, indeed, fucking you in the ass with how obsessed you are and obviously in love with him.
>>563573613she's practially wearing nothing down there...
Predator inside
>>563572930Yes
>>563573607No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsyCE1taKgTeio is my favorite Hokuto no Ken fighting game character
>>563573237Nice! You don't wanna miss the GL gibs, specially the free rolls
>>563573607just filter bwo
>>563573326
>>563572953Ace on my face
>>563573539>the main reason why he loves scat so much is because he loves taking it in the assNow this is a lore
>>563573607You lose out on attention NTRanny
>>563573762>>563573237Kill yourselves you circlejerking retards
Erabe
Hey
>>563573798Based.
>>563573860Tama-chan...
>>563573729fuku would let trainer touch and lick her ears
>>563573762Holy shit the Ryan nigger is leaving for months? That's 1 scat poster gone. Thank God
>>563573860Daughter, daughter, daughter, ignore, daughter, daughter
>>563573860I want DreJo and Ruby so bad...
Stego cute.
is nishino a 2 spd, 2 str, 2 wit? or would it be better to do 3 spd, 3 wit with str and stam sparks?
>>563573860SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
i don't like avatarfags like anyone else in here, but i also don't hate them or get upset when they posti just think about them as women, they just want attention, women are easy to ignore when they are acting like this, more of you would do thisnow i would be lying if i didn't admit i am starting to like the NTR anon, such a simple and basic poster and yet he managed to make a hyper schizo go nuclear scatjeet posting and trying to ruin the vibes in 4 different generals
>>563573860Ruby Kino
>>563573993>DrejoDoriija
>>563574030>strI do this sometimes
MANT caused this
a kind anon posted this to me a while back and wanted to ask, right now is this the best for races?im still a noob to the new make a new track thing
>>563574017
>>563574017Indeed
>>563574121If Ruby were actually that tall she would be my oshi
Actually on second thought, it's a bad time to shitpost, that'll be allSee you tomorrow /uma/ hopefully it'll be better
>>563573635finland has racehorses irl
>>563574145Fenomeno...
>>563573976just a month anon
>>563573860sex, daughter, daughtersex, sex, sex
>>563574195anon he's just kneeling
>>563574131Thank you I couldn't remember her nickname but yes I am saving for her, her sister, and a few others
TSKRTSKRTSKRTSKRTSKR
Fags who care too much for the "integrity" of a shitposting thread, or anyone who announces they're leaving are troons who literally have nothing else in life
Running two dominators and XOguri feels soulless but running Oshi + XOguri + Dominator feels like I'd just lose to someone with two Dominators.
>>563574142Use thishttps://game8.jp/umamusume/450869https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>563574320Happy Birthday anon and also goodnight
>>563573175Mares are perfectly safe and would never do anything to you
>>563574263oh well, it's something I guess. Don't post here while you're gone.
>>563574263kill yourself avatarfag
>>563574394wont plan on it, dont worry
>>563574381Thanks bro
>>563573860sex, sex, sexsex, sex, marriage (and sex)
>>563574304No she is definitely big
>>563574320Happy birthday bro
>>563573860
>>563573860>>563574467Holy deserts...
Are you ready for Aries Cup next week, /uma/?
>>563574465no one cares about a jobber's greetings
i want to fuck mare and filly
>>563574447The more Ruby I see, the more I become unreasonably horny for her.
>>563574356>linking to the VF websiteBuy an ad
>>563574515yeppers
>>563574338don't be a pussy and go oshi + 2 doms
>>563574465Thanks bro
>>563574263Stupid sexy Ryan...
Is it true there's rarely SRs worth getting going forward? should i use 2 yellows to get my nishi from 1LB to 3LB? shes kinda usable at 13RB
>>563574327Ironic coming from a niggerfaggot posting here
>>563574556But Oguri is my oshi too...
>>563574519Mare umaoshiri...Filly umanko...
>>563573860>Daughter>Daughter, >Best Daughter>Daughter>Rough unprotected sex and marriage >Daughter.
>jpnigger spam>Stegonigger here too This thread will be worse
>>563574142just put in the g1s for your distances and be flexible with the rest
>>563574263See you soon Ryan bro
>>563574465bari!
Even if you're into boyumas, there's so many better choices than Ryan.
Been holding onto the card voucher we got, not really sure what to use it on. I'm leaning on just getting Biko to 4LB so I can get that 8% RB to 10% and hit some breakpoints easier. Not really keen on grabbing new cards since its not like I'll ever be using them at 0LB, and though I have 2 Crystals I'd rather save them for future cards, but some might be nice for farming like Rob Roy or whatever.I mostly run Front Runners so I don't know if that changes any of my priorities as I think I manage just fine already, and my SR pool is pretty good, only don't have MLB Windy for my MANT deck. Any recommendations for what I should go for?
>>563574638shut the fuck up, homo
don't make me horny for shion when there isn't even any good porn of her
>>563574320Happy Birthday, anon.
>>563574619cute
So NSM on XOguri is only through the Bijin Wit card?
>>563573860Wait but Tama is just a short chick. If we go by the horses then Tama is actually a year older than Ogurin.
When is the next evil uma banner? I already have Doto and Furawa
>>563574030the bonuses indicate 2 speed 1 power 3 wheat
>>563574724this is a cat
>>563574741Sex with Chrono
>>563574058Two of my favorite reaction images use Curren and I'm always worried I'll be mistaken for the avatartranny.
>>563574767Nigga "Erabe" Just means to choose. Nopthing to do with ages. Fucking Dream Journey is there too.
>>563574767Why doesn't Ogurin just eat Tama?
>>563574840
>>563574863she did i saw a picture tama is dead now
>>563574795Evil double feature
Tachyonbros…
>>563574863Why indeed
why hasn't the Chiyofag posted his dick here yet but many straight anons posted theirs?
>>563574886
>>563574717Thanks nishinobro
>>563574972He's brown
>>563574845>avatartrannyyou are not fooling anyone scarjeet retard
>>563572108thanks again, that ended up being my first U rank Uma, I gotta take more risks.
>>563573032I will make her a mother
>>563574971Wasn't that event the Bite of '83 though?
>>563575007
We saw you from across the club and we really dig your vibe
>>563574972>many straight anons posted theirs?i nut on a picture of Dia for other men and you think i'm straight?
>>563573802MINNA
>>563574058Avatar faggotry is banned partially because it triggers schizos into shitting up threads, retard. If anything you should hate the NTRetard even more
>>563575109You wouldn't be the first...or even the 11th
>>563574863Gotta fatten her up first
>>563574709You don't need porn to nut, use your imagination
It's just funny and weird looking at A+ clubs and seeing that all of them still have A rank trainers inside. You'd thought they're going to be S~SS rankers already. Shouldn't their respective danchous kick these jobbers?
>>563575212eroi
>>563573032She is marginally more than 2kb.
>>563573032Haven't tried her yet but I got her in only 30 rolls so I'm already favourably inclined towards her.
>>563575268I like this kind of melty
cm12 stauts?
Cute smug Stego
>>563575197Nothing gay about cum tributing anime sluts and sharing it with the bwos
>>563575374I have 0 usable aces
>>563575382how could i be so foolish at first.
>>563575251nta but I can't jack off to my imagination anymore because whenever I do I start creating vanilla and lovey-dovey scenarios that I'd loved to enact with a girlfriend I had at college who dissapeared and hasn't been found
I will never understand the subhuman brown mind that dedicates all their time to shitposting here.
attention club members erp will start in 10 mins please call out your role and character in the club chat thank you
>>563574636>>563575251Stop lewding my daughter
>>563575374>>563575412I have three quarters of one usable ace
>>563575268I'll allow it as long as you keep posting uma lewds
>>563575439get a hypnotist to erase it from your memory
>>563575483why not just ask ntranon directly? they love pretending to help and they're the perfect specimen to ask
>>563575374one hog slaying ace ready2 doms readychilling
>>563575439>spoilerthis but if I'm fantasizing about an anime girl she immediattely gets replaced by my childhood friend i ended up having a situationship with in college and have been deeply in love with for 5 years, almost longer than the time we knew each other before i developed feelings
>>563575484I call dibs on Trainer B
why did they make a broodmare into the youngest playable uma anyways
>>563575484You gotta say which club or I won't bother to login
kicking chiyononigger's single nut
>>563575439Like, ghosted you and you never saw her again or just disappeared without her parents even knowing?
>>563575667the filly agenda must be maintained
>>563575667Nishino's existence makes Doto's career really funny since half of it is about Doto going through uma puberty. Doto is one hell of a late bloomer
>>563574972he's fake gay
>>563575498but bari isn't even lewd
>>563567546KINO
>>563575723One day she was there, the other one she wasn't, and not even her parents know. We keep in touch but so far 0 news>>563575746Big filly must be mantained and enforced
>>563575374It pains me that I have to let go of two other aces I worked hard to make for two dominators just so my Cafe wife can win a Platinum
>>563575809based, Doto is the hidden loli
yep, nothing todaynothing nothing nothingnothing.........borrowsborrowsyes
>want to sexually fuck Sweepy and Mayano Top Cun>have 0 lewd thoughts about Nishino and Urara and just want to pet their headswtf is this sorcery, am I an ironic lolicon?
>>563575910>thinks being a loli has to do with ageFound the redditranny>>563575943No you just have good taste
>>563573032I was able to get this Nishino within 3 runs >>563496795 and in the first batch of TT races, Shiraoki-sama herself decided me replacing a mile chansformed Laisu with that Nishino was enough to give me this score. I planned on doing parent runs if I was falling below 740k, but now I can wait for another week or two while focusing back on CM12 aces.>>563575374I played 15 Tachyon runs over 3 days to get a decent medium spark, I had two sparks that were really great but were either Pace pink or a 1* turf and 1* guts. I did hit a 2* power 2* medium with half the amount of good sparks, but I'm tired of playing Tachyon and need to start builds for Hanukkah fatty.
>>563575667Dober was also a broodmare and she's a sophisticated lady
>>563575897what the fuck
when the futanarization curse inevitably hits tracen which umas will shrug it off and be normal? which ones will completely lose their minds to the pleasure of cumming with their dicks?
>>563575439When I try to jerk off with my imagination, I get so fixated on fantasies with all my high school crushes that I wonder if I’m technically a pedophile or not for still finding them all hot. Like, porn is tolerable, sure. But NO pornstar could EVER make me cum like the huge girl in my high school MMA class that always got me into armbars and chokeholds. God, I’d give my left nut just to feel her pussy on my elbow again.
>>563576110female trainer
>>563575943you know "taste" is a thing right? just because you're capable of attraction to girls doesn't mean you're going to be attracted to ALL and EVERY girl. I'm the exact same way
>>563576110don't you have a JP thread to post in?
I'm done with my xoguri + debuffer setup for cm12 and wanna train some umas for cm13 but the parents I have so far are shit and 0 are 3* or have good hints so how do you go about making good parents now? You play mant with a shit uma of your own and a good borrow until you get a good parent, then make another parent with a borrow and your good uma?
HOLY SHITit's either schizo talk or faggot talkthis is all time low for /uma/
didnt you have a /v/ thread to report?
>>563575809"uma puberty" is just bullshit they came up with to explain why doto can't run in the classics, the real reason is because doto's irish and foreign born horses weren't allowed in the classics until 2001
Last day to get your Sprint/Dirt/Long Climaxes.
>>563576256no i'm john umamusume and i'm here to confirm uma puberty is real
>>563576125Everyone is attracted to kids, retard. You're only a pedo if you fuck them. It's like murder, wanting to kill your boss doesn't make you a muderer, killing your boss does.
>>563576230Brown hours pls understand
>>563576261Oh yeah you’re rightThank you for the reminder, mysterious Pasa Poster
>>563576256shut up, nerd
>>563576230bye, won't miss you
>>563576334i feel like we've been saying this for the past 72 hours. when do brown hours end?
I have to borrow wit nature for lates and I'm struggling with overall stats. Does this new group pal card help, especially if you're missing the big speed cards in fuku and NTR?
>>563576313>Everyone is attracted to kids
>>563576309ToT imagine having irresponsible nakadashi sex with doto
>>5635753744-0 on public rooms so far, have even beaten UG umas as well. Its disgusting how this xOguri with shitty statlines can consistently win with just the help of two dominators.
>>563576452
>>563576313>Everyone is attracted to kids, retard.no.
>>563576412When the schizo gets banned
>>563576396neck yourself
>wit lvl 5, everything else at lvl 2>senior year>500 withow is this even possible
>>563576412when NTRcuck's crack binge ends and he passes out (hopefully forever)
>>563576313
>>563576445>>563576487>>563576495I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.If you're telling me there isn't a single 15 year old girl you would think is fuckable you're either a liar or a huge fagot
>>563576313>Everyone is attracted to kids,
>>563576528do you close your eyes while the run is active? you tell us, you're the one with speed sparks or that bought wit training item or that kept training dogshit wit turns
orange
is nice nature a hvbe?
>>563576313>>563576653why did you post teio instead of NTR for once?
>>563576653>I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.
>>563576313wtf teiofags are based now
>>563574356thanks>>563574626thats what i've been doing, is it better to focus on my best distances then? I have an uma im using who is A mile A medium and A long
>>563576230>go to the /vm/ thread>stegoshitter is thereIt's fucking over. Owari da
>>563576313>Everyone is attracted to kids>>563576653>I only mean the hot kids, obviously people will not want to fuck the ugly kids.bro. you're glowing.
>>563576669I love boobies
don't forget to do your MANT goals for 500 jimmies
>>563576528>BRO it's 13 WIT, I KNOW THERE'S A G1 BUT IT'S LIKE 13 WIT BRO I GOTTA TAKE THIS BROthis kind of decision making I presume
>>563576653/bag/ is that way bwo
>>563576668>kept training dogshit wit turnsyeah I think I did this, speed was from fat rainbow summers tho
>>563576665especially me
Response?
>>563576905>super empty crib
>>563576653Yeah, that makes sense. Only good kids are the sexy ones.
>>563576819>>563576874I'm not telling you to fuck kids, idk how I'm glowing. It's obvious that the vast majority of people are attracted to girls under 16. If you don't wanna fuck them cause of prison risks or cause you think it's morally bad doesn't matter. You are still sexually attracted to them and would fuck them if there was no stigma.
>>563576860Hmm nyo
>>563577092
>>563577092i understand exactly what you're trying to say but i think it's near impossible to try and defend yourself due to the same social stigmas you speak of
this thread glows in the dark
>>563576860Aaaand done!
>>563576905Yes, explain the red thing behind her and why I'm seeing a lot of nips talking about this phrase
>>563577217Sorry my b.
>>563577092I get what you're saying but you're explaining it like a retard so it's easy to think you're just a pedophile.
Any cute anons here right now?
real life 3dpd elementary school student kids are disgusting
>>563576204But I'm a global player. I'm literally in mambo. I'm just concerned about the inevitable futanari curse that's going to hit tracen.
>>563577382
>>563576894Akarin
>>563576992What if you look at Seiun Sky?
If kids were impossible for normal people to find sexy, then how do teenagers find other teenagers sexy? Why would your aesthetic opinion change, if the girl’s appearance in your head literally didn’t change at all?
>>563577384Are you saying this so the to claim plausible deniability when you say you didn't fiddle those kiddies?
>>563577432What about her?
>>563577384Any teachers here that can confirm this?
>>563577467sure, if you want to forfeit the opportunity to legally destroy your doctor
>>563577467Thanks for the dose of stinky uma pantyhose doc
>>563577184>>563577345Alright I'll explain it betterIf you want to fuck the ugly Asian chick cause she's asian you have yellow feverIf you wanna fuck the hot 10/10 Asian chick you're just a normal straight guyIf you wanna fuck the ugly 14 year old girl cause she's a 14 year old girl you're a pedoIf you wanna fuck the hot 10/10 14 year old girl you're just a normal straight guy
>>563577609>Alright I'll explain it better>Explains it even worse s-sugoi...
Any uma loremasters in the thread right now? Can someone explain who Artisan is? Is she related to Kitasan?
>>563577609
This choyonofaggo tries too hard to be /uma/ eceleb
>>563577609Now use umas to explain it
>>563577778At least I don't have to try so hard to speak English
>>563577793I don't know any umas I'm from /BAG/
>>563577778I like him. He's better than the chiyoliberal at least.
>>563577924They're the same retard, just a different schtick>>563577875you don't deserve proper grammar faggot
>>563577909Two cuties on the right
>>563577978brown
>>563577609There are no hot 14 year old and under girls. You are clearly just a pedophile
>>563578093what about that girl from cake town
>>563577748>ArtisanThat's her crown name
>>563578093>There are no hot 14 year old and under girlsAll the Russian models I see on the /tv/ catalog would prove otherwise
>>563577978Well if it's the same guy I like him anyway because chiyolib rhymes with neolib and I feel clever for saying it
kids arent hot, teens are. they can get pregnant at that age so their attractiveness is biologically programmed in us.
I THINK I understand what he's trying to say he phrased it strange. He meant something like, "in the past, when you were in school, you must have liked at least one girl, right? If so that means you were attracted to a young girl at least once in your life, if not I think you are lying" Something like that I guess. Basically like, >>563576874 He's saying something wanting to fuck someone like Hasumi there are LOTS of students like her in BA with big bazongas, nice big butts, and not lolis when you were also young. Either way its pretty funny how much shit he got for phrasing it that way.
>>563578219So her name is Artisan Cleat? Naruhodo
>>563577793nta but my guess, you can replace ugly with more "normal" or girl-next-doorKiryuinRikoSpecial WeekGold City
>>563578093I'm sure there aren't anon. All the people horny posting on the internet about Hermione in Harry Potter were clearly just pedos.Same goes for all the women obsessing over 14-15 year old Justin Bieber.All of them want to fuck kids cause they are kids, definitely nothing to do with the kids being very attractive and talented
>do 1 run in unity cup instead of MANT to read dia's career story>fast learner
>>563578269The fact that they CAN'T get pregnant is the hottest part...
>>563578413holy fuark....
Chiyoposter made me gay <3
Personally, I like hags.
what the fuck do I do after my 5 daily borrows? i feel really bored nowwhat other games are fun to play after uma brainrot?
>Mejiro DoberWin: 9.4% (1717)Pop: 5.1% (18352)>Mejiro RyanWin: 5.4% (432)Pop: 2.2% (8044)The fuck? Why does nobody play Ryan
Ok
I'm fine with any age as long as they're infertile
>>563578606You're supposed to talk about gay sex or child sex on /uma/ after finishing your borrow runs
>>563578606What did you do with your life before you played UmaDo that
Between fronts that I have for medium TT, do I pick McQueen 5*, Daiwa 4* or Dance Sky 3*?
>>563578587those aren't hags, they're about the same age as me
>>563578627ugly
>>563578606>what the fuck do I do after my 5 daily borrows?loop your existing MANT parents
>>563578606feeling the exact same thingsuper bored of everything else...not much to dothe only joy I get is interacting with people online really
>>563578774
>>563578774i was a baby while you were in high school
>>563578587>TFW closing in on 30>Older women are becoming my peers now.My disgusting fetish...
do we ever get an event where we can use two borrows as legacies?
nishino really is a mommy loli
>>563579027i lost the game
>>563578774hey...
>>563579027
>>563574145I got so used to Fenomeno's version, other versions sound alien and unlistenable to me.
I could rape most anons in this thread.
>>563579027WEIIIIIII did you hear that they did 67 in space
>>563579323>>563578581samefag
>>563579462hot trainer
>>563579462I want to fuck that trainer more than Mayano
>>563579462I want to fuck Mayano in front of her trainer
>>563579462Maybe ningen are the way after all...
>>563579419Wow, my first time being accused of samefagging!!!!
doing nothing but watch posts come in...
>>563579650someday you'll be accused of being a schizo just like me, padawan
>>563579627I will steal Happy Meek from Aoi and make her a mother
What does it taste like?
>>563579627I will steal Aoi from Happy Meek and make her a mother
>>563580162It rapes
Some anon is waiting expectantly for posts to come in only to realize he wasted his time reading one with nothing of substance
>>563580162I can give you an actual answer if you can find out what type of grape/blend it is. Kind of looks like eiswein, but that may just be a tinted bottle.
I enjoy buddy comedy
Is distance nerfed in mant? I went from 80 or whatever tp to 10 with 0 distance activations. I don't even bother finishing the runs. In fact, most runs have just nothing in them. I'm about to just drop the game altogether because every minute is just a waste of time. I'm getting nowhere fast.I'm using 4 medium sparks, one of them 3*, and has double circles. Each parent is from mant.
>>563576810I have a feeling half of /uma/ and /vm/a are just crossposters
Post something cute
>>563580418are the sparks on the gp or parent
What would the doujin market look like if umas weren't off-limit?
Winning Post should have a translation
thread is so fucking deadno one is postingno schizos no avatarfagsnot even rooms nowEoS
>>563575943Mesugaki taste good
>>563580554nobody from /uma/ posts here schizo. Talk about the game
>>563580881nyo
>>563580881kek well played
>>563580554I go to /v/ma when /uma/ is being homosexual, ive been doing that for months. Vice versa too.
I will rape the next Avatarfag
>>563580603This
>>563576810/v/ma got relegated to /vm/? grim
Miss JP posters yet?
Cafe love
>>563579462I want to steal mayano's trainer's shoes
>>563581263What is this creature?
>>563581208They're doing a lot better than I expected, the quality is high. Still a shame they got kicked off /v/
>>563581263jp posters are the only ones who play the game and make rooms unironically
>>563581483lmao shut the fuck
>>563581396why are you a nigger
>>563581516Post a room and your aces
>>563581280Is Coffee good for you?
>>563579323Except for me
>>563581516post aces and room then, lets see it
>>563581664As long as it's not more than 4 cups a day sure
>>563581664In moderation its not bad for youMakes you eat less
Would cafe enjoy or hate it if you came in her coffee
>>563581884Mad of courseUnless you tell her it's a "Cafe au laite" and wink
>Outer Swell + Radiant Star>Rising Dragon + Glittering Starwhich one anons
>>563581635>>563581769>roomnice try faggot. blackened ones are my dominators
>>563581664Is cheese good for you?
>>563582060So you are just a shitposter that doesn't even play, as usual
>>563582102dick cheese
>>563582139Why don't you create a room then
>>563582178Because I don't play either that's how I know you're full of shit
>>563582102Yes!
>>563582178Eternal 24/7 Brown thread
>>563581664It's actually good cause it contains lots of antioxidants, like everything many other things though, good in moderation
Am I right to understand that front Makween is bad?
>>563582060>>563582221jpniggers don't play the game and are here just to post faggotry... fucking shocking
>>563582262No, it will proc even if you're on 1st
>post a room so I can dox you and spend the next 3 days calling you a schizo broI'm done for today. I can't wait for the mile CM
Reminder that if fags don't post proof of them playing the game you must discard all their claims
>>563582550ok>>563581483 discarded
MITAKA
Mambo
I don't think any of you would be interested in me doing URA careers only and occasionally watching story slides. I haven't even touched Trailblazer yet.
>>563582636>he also didn't post proof when askedIf you're afraid of being "doxxed" here means you have something to hide, maybe because you're one of the fags ruining threads
>>563582712What do you mean?
>>563582773>no proof posted attached to postdont care. discarded
>>563582779Meant to reply to faggot above who bitches "muh no proof of playing"
>>563582765Someone needs to edit this to add prices and sex positions and the last one is goo-goo babies for free
Fuck, End Closer Rudolf was a fun idea until I realized she also needed Mile sparks. They really should've removed/reduced the distance penalty on MANT
>so mad he can't even quote properly>his rant makes no senseOf course the tranny who is "afraid of being identified" doesn't play and is a schizo
>>563582959post discarded
>>563582887Stop mutating!
>>563582939Orange love
>>563583067I can't believe donna made juice out of those innocent umas
>>563582939That's a fox tail
>>563581664It is especially if you find some good blends, I came across some grogg blend with caramel and irish creme last month, fun burst of energy.
>>563576313This is what gaijins call a truth nuke
I can't use Jordan and City anymore because I need two dominators to counter getting quatro dominated this CM
this thread confirms the brown internet theory
Why can't this be real
>>563583487We are all brown on this board
forever my kingu
>>563583487How can I be brown if my penis is white
pic related it's me. Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
nishino flower wants my seed
>>563583627She's your speed
How the fuck do I build longs in MANT? I've been running 3 wit 3 guts for everything so far and the high rolls are pretty good results usually. Now I've swapped to 2 speed 2 power and 2 wit and the results are just dismal. Is it spreading my shit too far?
>>563583523I will give Teio 500 children
>>563583627probably the loli looking umas
>>5635837642pd 1 stam 2 wit 1 team siriuscreek alone will get you 1k stam9pwr sparks 6 stam ones at minimum
>>563583627You already have one bwo...
I still haven't finished the part 2 missions because it feels like a waste
>>563583764On a 0% speed/some stamina growth uma you kinda have to go 3 speed, 2 wit 1 stamina as long as the stamina is Creek. 2 speed is doable in theory but it's very highroll run since you need to stamina train during summer so you're praying for multiple double speed rainbows outside of summer.This example Cafe didn't race enough.
Making an ace Nice Nature has been tough with the amount of mile demons you have to deal with.
>>5635839062pd? spd? My only race bonus speed card is a 3lb windy, I don't have any other rb speed cards
>Makween no good mile apt Give it to me straight. Is it worth wasting parent slot to make her mile B or A even to build as Front for medium TT, or should I go with Daiwa and that's it?
>>56358400660 TP = 20 caratsMissions = 500+ carats
>>563584006There's less than a day left of half TP, you can do it.
>>563584094Just go with Daiwa dude, she has Killer Tunes too so you don't have to use power pasa
>>563584012I don't have the cards for that. Hmm Idk what to do...
>>563584094daiwa has killer tunes built in. she's better
Thank you guts god
>>563582848You can tell this is isn't from Google because no one ever runs this race.
If I borrow a Pasa for my XOguri, can I tone down on the 12* power sparks and look for wit sparks?
>>563584063post deck
>>563584179>>563584219But do I go with gutsmaxxing or just normal deck?
>>563583974>You already have one bwo...?Who?
>>563584395
i can't watch anime while i play anymore because mantblazer makes me focus on the gamei hate mantblazer
>>563584395Your donkey
>>563583764My two good Pisces aces were 2 SPD 1 STA 2 POW 1 WIT and 3 SPD 1 STA 2 POW
>>563584432I have no idea who this is.
>>561456110here you go
>>563584513based
Aries Cup is owari da for me. I give up.
>>563575374Open
>>563584583>every ace I make after is worse than the initial ones I madeYeppers time to prepare for CM13
>>563584343what do you mean? Post the deck I was using? Or post all my cards?
>>5635843802-3 wit1-2 speed1-2 power
Retarded?>>563584653F-fine...
>>563584513Nice, I will try to use it
>>563584513yay
>>563584487So does race bonus just not matter?
>>563584513Oh no…the number one rapist!
>>563584513Based Ichiban
>>563584702>2 guts>borrowing suzukag-gwo????
>>563576313Based Teio poster>>563576445Shut up hag
>>563573032she’s cute and a good girl
>>563584784It's for TT...
It seems like most of the unreleased uma that people think are strong racers are front or pace. Who are the unreleased backliners that have a strong rep for cm etc success? I don't feel like I see much besides Orfevre.
>>563584754Of course it does. The POW cards I used were Flower and welfare Marvelous.
Last night I had a wet dream of pumping an uma full of cum, and impregmating her. But being a dream, I forgot who she was upon awakening. Can you guys use Shiraoki-sama's divine wisdom to remember who I wqs fucking in my dream?
>>563584851>2 gold shards away from MLBing thisNext event when?
>>563584858Ryan
>>563584823For TT you want reliable gold skills. Suzuka's gold really isn't that, it can only trigger for first place.
>>563584063>I don't have any other rb speed cardsuse Kitasan and play with 50RB
>>563584646Post all your cards, now I know this is for Cafe, and assuming this is for TTThis Goldship won Pisces Platinum, and this deck only has 45 RB
>>563584905Daiwa front...
>>563583067>>563583109That's my donna! Sasuga!
>>563583181Lies and slander!>>563583067Yay!
>>563584851But If I slot in 3 speed cards I'm looking at a potential max of 23% if I borrow fuku. any other combination of 3 could net as far as 40% RB.
>>563575374Need to make a 2nd dominator but I’m so lazy
>>563576313landmark post
Chestnuts
>>563584918>no mlb kitaI didn't have enough carats by the end of her second run, but all my crystals will be going to her now that I got creek maxed.
Teiobros actually are the best posters because they make me laugh without having to rely on schizo posts or dramafagging
>>563585213Which chestnut's chest you'd nut?
>>563585046This was the 3 SPD deck. Apparently I brainfarted and forgot to switch Ryan (was using her on the fronts for groundwork greens) out for Flower. No with sparks, MANT just gives you a lot of it for free.
>>563584891Neicheer and Cheer Kingu story in less than 2 weeks.
>>563585362I swear to god if they turn my girl into a stacey they're getting another bomb.
>>563584918>>563585329Alright well looking at what you posted I'll try a 3 spd 2 pw 1 stam deck for my next run. I was being pretty stubborn in trying to keep wit cards in there.
>>563585362Being a cheerleader without twintails is an actual crime
Your response?
>>563585518What a handsome fellow