Previous: >>563544432>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563559141I do
Sex Nature from Wife Nature
ryan LOVE
Waifu posting the umas is not allowed
Jordan borgar!
>>563559048>Making deals>With literal mongoloidsImpossible lmao, /v/ is a hardcore lost cause due to it's popularity. /a/ at least still has a small chance, tho even it has lost multiple battles due to changing times.
>>563559141*borat voice*mai waif
DON'T POSTCURREN
>>563559319fuck off, this is ntr territory
starting to get choccy fatigue...maybe I should get ice cream tomorrow
Digitan LOVE
>>563559349wawawewa very NICE nature
>>563559393
umas for this feel?
kingu love
>>563559226sue me
Japan is in the globe right? So a global thread would include Japan tooSo I can post Topro right?>>563559319Jordan is very pretty eating borgars, specially on her summer outfit
Love Stego.
>accidentally enter a cm13 room>my cm12 xoguri winsThe fuck, are we really playing two XOguri CMs in a row
>>563559319Who lobotomized Gold Ship? WcDonalds themselves?
>>563559501kill yourself you intentional shitstirring faggot
Non-runaway Suzuka for Taurus Cup, with Angling, Red Shift, and Unrestrained. Thoughts?
>>563559501>So I can post Topro right?yeppers. shes in the game now
>>563559319What is she ordering from the borger store?
>>563559485>no cringe barsim proud of you
>>563559501Considering you cannot play Global from JP, no JP is not considered as part of the globe. Go complain the Cygames about it or ideally kys instead.
>>563559437About damn time.
>>563559485Miracle pregnant...
>>563559226it is, though? see pic related? MARRIED MOTHERFUCKER
>ntr and stegonigger Thread already ruined
>>563559435Stop injecting demonic influence. The threads would improve by orders of magnitude
Teio!
>>563559671he knows he is posting in bad faith, he's just trying to piss people off because he is incredibly lonely and desperate for attention the slow ass JP thread doesn't have (because people like him killed it by being so unlikable that everyone else left)
>>563559437She wouldn't do this
>>563559606is Unrestrained any good on the Tokyo 2400? Thought it was shit again
>>563559819><3What did she mean by this
>>563559437Rice wouldn't do this
>>563559787Yeah, schizo I know you're here. Go shit up the JP thread and give the NTR troon a panic attack so he fucks off again.
>>563559881Gamble option, but it's good
>>563559226
>>563559881It's just additional gambling on top of the guaranteed red shift and angling
>>563559819I want to have sex
>>563559894I wish I was autistic enough to cause the troon to fuck off but I'm not, I hope the JP thread gets whatever it takes for them to leave our thread alone though
>>563559226My wife Cafe
>>563559885she likes the way you look at her...>>563559993me too
>>563559485I-is that a japanese oohma moohsoohmey? NO! It can't be! I AM GOING INSANE!SAVE ME CAFE!
I love when the game decides youre losing every race
>>563559226My BETTER wife, Tachyon
>>563560060cafes too busy eating cheese
>>563559878>it has been 20 years since McQueen shot his last shot
Dodging Danger, Prudent is cheating on fronts gets you such a big lead
>>563559501>Stolen screenshotJPniggers do not play the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuVTwZl1HO4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHmEc1WmKYUMan it's stupid how much more energy the Anime version has, at least to me. A bit of a crime that there is no full version of the song, or even better full game support for the missing voices.
>>563559141>>563559473Post a image of your uma in a wedding dress.
>>563560025>the schizo spammer is having a melty about a eroge having NTR
Whoops. It doesn't open until 10 am
>>563560020I don't mean (you). I'm just assuming the schizo is reading this thread. I doubt he does much else other than post on 4chan and play gachas
Looks like the Fukukitaru fag is mindbroken by NTR and now gloating he's been shitposting here>>563560025>>563560025
Reminder to have a laughhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730214271/#730217445
>>563560228Tamachud shot dead in the halls of Tracen
>redshift giving all fronts and pace viable accel>long ass homestretch so backliners can catch upSay hello to the best track in the game, THE mediumGEM
I'm from the future where global is caught up with JP and the two threads become one.
So in conclusion:>totopo and the scat schizo aren't the same guy>totopo got kicked for trying to shit up jp threads by blogposting his global gameplay as "revenge" for people who post jp in these threads >scatschizo got kicked from /v/ and is now falseflagging and seething at supposed /v/ tourists after moving heream I missing anything
>>563560264Futanari is a normal fetish
is there a list of "canon" setup of each concert for autistic people like me?it's kinda hard to identify backup dancers sometimes
>>563560312the most soulful CM
>>563560237>ruined uma generalsso he's the stegonigger
>>563560445he's now having a melty in /hgg2d/ >>563560237
>losing races left and right>not a single event finishesGreat game, glad i wasted an hour, you're welcome danchou for all the fan bonuses i got
>>563560207Anyon...>IMGA new anon appeared
>>563560335That sounds nice. I kind of wish /fgog/ and alter would merge at times since the 2 year gap doesn't actually cover all that much story content anymore.
>>563560510my pov
>>563560237>>563560192Lmao it's the AI Indian again, reminder that he is fucking DOGSHIT at the game >>563560264
>>563560510I would go soft too if some bitch started talking about my inches
>>563560237>Fukukitaru fagit's been debunked a dozen times now, they're not the same person. The CM rankings of the Fuku Plat player and the Shit-loving Indian are different. Stop slandering Fuku players.
>>563560237But NTR anon did nothing, all his posts are either the OP bake or replying to anons asking for help, sometimes he blogposts like a faggot but that is a million times better than schizo scat posting
>>563560445You get itTotopo = Anti-JP schizo, might also be the anti-NTR/anti-stego schizo (to be confirmed), kicked from rebricked, not a shitter.Scatjeet = ai and scat spammer, ex-/v/ma, shitter.
>>563560445the argentina dude apparently is just some anon defending schizotopo
>>563559501Topro is very global
>>563560483It was a different time... We can actually build real umas now
>>563560476I know exactly what you meanI just focus on the main dancers, and put relavant ones in the background and it's good enough
>>563560889
>>5635604452 isn't fully confirmed. Do any of the gameplay posts make it clear it was intentional? They don't read as malicious revenge to me, literally just normal boring blogs and questions. you'd think if he was trolling he'd know it was a trap to post his homescreen when someone asked, that's a level of naive that doesn't check out for a troll that knows they're in the wrong thread.
holy shit a bono
>>563560063>>563560140>>563560328>>563560431>>563560513Is there a mental illness for when you talk to yourself? Because I can't think this is very healthy anon, you are making posts complaining about NTR, and then posting as NTR who apologizes for whatever crime you made up in your mind
>>563560476>Canon set upA problem as old as time... webm related.Unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zZpcTBnXs
>>563560692True, there's at least 3 fukufags including me. Also incredibly unlucky Check this 4 btw
Dig here, Windy!*unzips schizo*
I wonder if there are any Uma musume that would throw the race to avoid going down the dignity destroying slide.
>>563561101Shiraoki only provides to those who are worthy
Friendly reminder that Shiraoki isn't real
>>563560993why did he do it bros?
>>563560228
>>563561215
>>563559319
Man, I'm stumped on which umas to put into my retarded ass fanfic. Particularly, which one first...>>563561101 >>563561173Perhaps there's something to be said about the fact you're catching primes?(The three after failing to get a four is really funny though. Shiraoki has a sense of humor.)
>>563560190
>>563560445Totopo got kicked for trying to stir up JP threads but I think that was a witch hunt. There were posts when he started posting where he asked if it was ok for him to post there because the /uma/ thread was being spammed (gay shit or scat), and he got told yes by actual JP players seemingly.He was doing full career runs and posting like 2 screenshots from each of them, sometimes with questions. It did go on for like 6 hours but that was only like 10 posts total across 6 hours, and with his fan gains he obviously played more than 6 hours every day anyway. I would unironically believe he was trying to escape the literal shit being posted in /uma/ at the time like he claimed in the JP threads before I believed he was trying to troll them.
>>563561237Even this sound died! For shame
>>563561083Bro ntr anon helps people his so helpful he helps anons that need helps and thats all he does and totally doesn't derail threads with shit nobody cares about
>>563561223That rope had it coming
>>563561215He is real and he HATES me.
CATBOX, RETURN TO US! PLEASE!>>563561345See above. The one you quoted is from end of Jan, that shouldn't be dead, neither should the others I posted.>>563561254CB Love.
>>563561429>heretard
>>563561168>nice nature if you win this race I’ll do anything you ask >’ha? Does trainer not believe in me? Mah, I don’t blame him.’>Sure Toreina, but why are you so insistent?>the winning live has the slide >all racers within ear shot freeze, remembering Narita Brian’s humiliation ritual the year before. >’I must not win the podium’ were the thoughts of all uma musume >nice nature now realizes this is the easiest win of her life and gets to have anything from her trainer, but loses all of her dignity
>>563561483I didn't say the hate wasn't unwarranted.
>>563561342>Totopo was just a casualtyThe amount of damage the anti-JP scatschizo has done to the threads and a lot of retards STILL doesn't know how to ignore him
Yes I use clocks in G2 and G3 racesWhy? Because I can
>>563560483Is that the fabled Pace Maru? How did she perform for you?I watched another CC and she didn't do well against Gold Ship in CM1.
>>563561313>fanfic Out
>>563561524I feel like Natie would take that deal.Alongside a couple of other Umamusume.
>>563561429Draw your lucky happy cow charm and offer it at the shine
>>563561342>>563561602So Rebricked dancho is still a bitch/??
I think- no, you are all actually retarded
>>563561602>and a lot of retards STILL doesn't know how to ignore himDaily reminder that this image and it's simple text/rule written on it will never not be irrelevant. Mentally stunted people refuse to learn, so they keep giving schizos and generic trolls the attention they crave.
Lovcen looking in great condition for the Satsuki Sho
>>563561083Only 2 of those posts were made by me
>>563561237I-Is Creek alright?
>>563561602>anti-JP scatschizoThere you are confusing them again.
>>563561649Nein, ich bin dabei.Look man, I'm too shit at the game to actually do anything. Writing fanfic's about the only remotely good thing I can do.
>>563561679I like to headcanon that some of the memes in the general is an in universe thing, especially the slide. It’s a once a year concert that gets chosen randomly for a race and the ones who go down the slide gets meme’d on for a year, thus making it very undesirable to win top 3
>>563561687I don't want to blame him. He posted an image, and the filename had his time posted. I think he just woke up and didn't know what the fuck was going on except that one of his members got doxxed and depicted as the spammer. We only found out today that the anti-JP scatshizo and Totopo weren't the same guy.
>>563561751>Ankle weightsJust like my MANTBlazer career! Looking forward to seeing this happy guy take the Satsuki Sho, just like my careers.
HOW DO YOU LOSE A MEDIUM RACE 3 TIMES??? THAT'S THE ONLY ONE YOU'RE GOOD AT
who own this genereal?
>>563561858>Out>Nein, ich bin dabei.I mean... technically it's correct (when translated), but it feels wrong...
>>563561751Man he looks so shiny. I want to run his side. I wonder what that would feel like
>>563561904Are you faggots retarded?No shit they are not the same guy. Do you think every single post complaining about the Stego faggot and the NTR faggot are made by the same guy???
>>563561687I think he made a really dumb jump to ban someone before knowing what was going on, at least. Looking at the gameplay screenshots from the actual point in time where he got baited into posting his homescreen, his posts seem like completely normal newfag questions and people were sometimes replying to him and holding conversations. If he was being ghosted entirely maybe he'd realize he didn't belong, but he was asking for advice and getting it from the JP anons. Even when someone asked him for his homescreen, it looks like just another casual chat.
>>563561342>and he got told yes by actual JP players seemingly.It was just the guy talking to himself like he's doing now.
back to what I was asking last thread. So in truth the story support cards aren't that good? I was hoping they would be for the new scenario
>>563561994Rice Shower
>>563561903Same. The setting is just more fun if the slide is hated and Ai-chan can eyebeam you.
>>563560734>all his posts are either the OP bake or replying to anons asking for helpyou mean ego farming and being a smug prick. if he actually wanted to help he wouldn't need to avatarfag to do it.
>>563562108They’re decent but you’d want to use other cards if you have them. They’re mostly to supplement your lack of variety in case you have bad luck/don’t use money
>>563561751I know he will win, I believe in him
Falco's whining gave me a massive boner. Can I still be saved?
can we talk about horse girls instead of this gay club drama that i don't care about
>>563561904>We only found out today lmao are you retarded? that was obvious since the beginning, ntrnigger tried to push the narrative they're the same, and even put together the south american brown in the mix. don't believe in propaganda
uma /app/ recruiting 1
>>563562063Ntr faggot sure seems to think it's just one guy how could he not he's so helpful!!!
>>563562076>If he was being ghosted entirely maybe he'd realize he didn't belongAn anon tried to redirect him to the /uma/ and ge went straight back to his>TOPROFAG RUINED MY THREAD BY POSTING IN JP, SO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME RUINING YOUR THREAD WITH MY POSTING. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. ENJOY ;)posting.
>>563561997My German is taken from various videogames that were loaded with fake German accents. I've heard that phrase like twice and decided to use it. I would say I'm disgracing my German heritage, but my great grandparents took extra care to speak only English after they escaped Weimar sooooo I don't think they have much of a problem with me butchering German.Einshin Flash would kick my ass however. I don't think I'm putting her in my fanfiction as the first uma.I have considered Fenomeno, on account of it being funny to suggest that they may have to gamble with her racing skills to accrue desperately needed money. I wonder if there's any global umas that would feel uncomfortable with that prospect...
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, you WILL apologize.
>>563561313>fanfic Plot please. Also throw in Mayano Top Gun; it’d be funny
>>563561994>>563558605fujosisters own this general.
>>563562458*naked dogeza*
>>563562107You obviously didn't actually read the part of the JP thread he was in. People were giving him genuine JP advice using the Japanese terms untranslated, and posts were happening faster than the cooldown>>563109937
>>563561342To be fair on the JP end that kind of blogposting doesn't really mesh well with the thread's culture, but we otherwise don't mind when global players come over to ask questions.We typically only post gameplay when there is a new scenario, when a new uma drops, or when a CM or LoH kind of event is happening.Most of the time when we are posting about gameplay outside of the above, its mostly related to training for an upcoming CM and what kind of strategy/build we should be aiming for.
the 1.5kg shit I dropped that nearly clogged my toilet was better than this thread. what the absolute fuck is wrong with you assholes
>>563562108i always feel like a massive degenerate freak for thinking visible panty lines are peak sex but here we are. god i wish daiwa scarlet was sitting on my face.
run salvaged
>>563562556Looking at the part of the thread he was in, he was not the only gameplay blogposter. I can't blame him for things like the picture in >>563562076 where the 1st gameplay image is his, and the 2nd is a JP account. He was blending in fine at that time at least.
Bleh
>>563562570Proofs?
MANT is fun but I'm too stupid to break past A+
>>563562458I enjoyed Unity for what it's worthbanging out runs while doing cardio/other stuff was effortless and I didn't care about winning the team races that much during parent runs
Don't mind the schizos, they are browns. Just hope they die from some vehicular accident in SEA and move on.
>>563562694my dick goes there
>>563562570how do you know how much it weighed?
>>563561767Not him, but it's pulled from the ending of Joshiraku. I was blanking on the title because it aired 14 years ago
raping dotonigger in front of his family
I only just realized that alts are not in the rival races. Wonder why.
>>563562458Can you take your stupid ass ritual posting back to /v/?>>>/vm/
>>563562704One of the strongest feels event in the entire game, shame not many will get to watch itAyabe staying up to watch the stars and only Topro stays up with her while watching over Opera and Doto, kino
>>563559141the dream
>>563559141GAME DIDNT GIVE ME A SINGLE GOLD HAMMER WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS RUNFUCKING CYJEWS
Maybe I should swap off Kitasan and go for base Nakayama I feel bad not having her original.
>>563561613>Is that the fabled Pace Maru?Sadly no, it's a solo front Maru. For some reason I fell for the groundwork meme but missed the whole discussion about having two fronts. Can't find the actual winrate from my old screenshots but I remember her winning if she gets queued with another front.>I watched another CC and she didn't do well against Gold Ship in CM1.
>>563562730Having fun is the only thing which matters so you're winning.
>>563562867where can i see it?
>>563562867ayabby!
>>563562730Use gold hammers on G3 races to get more points for skills
is running 4 wit 2 spd on daisca fine? I don't think I need to use the nishi power card since 50 or 55 RB it's still the same shit for the most partI have gw sparks so not using falco
>>563562329you do realize not every anonymous poster is 1 guy, right? There was no less than 3 /uma/ people that visited /umaJP/ that day over like a 16 hour period. The 1st schizo, the shit schizo, and the gameplay blogposter. None of them typed the same or posted the same sort of stuff at all, and it was over like 16 hours, obviously it wasn't 1 person.
Okay, I need some advice. I got a voucher still from the half anni and I wan't to use it. Should I FLB Sweep Tosho Summer, Twin Turbo or Yukino Bijin? They all seem useful, Sweep for End closer memes, Turbo for TTL and Yukino for her wit recovery and mood effect.Choose for me for I am an indecisive bitch.
When do you buy your XOguri heals in a run?
>>563563016That's a good point Falco. Thanks.I won't bother looking into if my deck is griefing me or I'm doing something else really stupid.I'll just have fun chasing my first S-rank.
>>563559549what the hell is with that erotic wedding outfit
>>563563062You don't need 4 wit cards to cap wit bro
>>563562356As mentioned, technically it IS correct, especially when translated... It just doesn't feel right when it's being read in German, something is iffy about it, but I'm no expert on the matter, just a native.
>>563562692It really seems like the NTR asshole was just pissed someone else was getting attention so he asked for the naive anon's homescreen to try and get them banned, and the danchou blindly trusted NTR's words even if they were just completely made up.
>>563562764I knew it was going to be a massive one so I weighed myself before and afterI've never had a shit like that, only took 5 minutes too must have been all the ghost pepper in the beef garlic sauce
>>563563093How do you have all of those at 3LB wtf?!? Yeppers seems like a no brainer for NSM. Sex Tosho is fine at 3LB and Turbo just seems bad overall.
>>5635630623 wit is max you should ever run
>>563563062You'll probably overcap Wit and wish you were running something else. The only feasible way you can get to 60 RB is running Shinko and borrowing Nice Nature.
>>563563131I run the Triple Tiara so I just don't maybe hydrate after the +2 hint with charming event but that's if I'm not sure about winning oaks
>>563562704i'm too autistic. who is getting married?
>>563563195>>563563232yeah but what do I need that power nishi card for if the RB shit is the same? might aswell go 4 wit cards so I can get lucky rainbows for more energy>>563563265I would do that but my shinko is at LB2 which sucks
>>563562832they're the same umas, but holiday themed, so they would only make sense as rivals at the time of year they're supposed to be, and that sounds annoying and not really that beneficial to set up. they already show up in the holiday cutscenes when appropriate, like halloween creek at final halloween.
>>563563232bobo is like half a wit card tho
just got screwed over by a run full of random mood downs and slacker. It was only a parent run but still fucking annoying
>>563562987
>>563563232>>563563195He's running 3 wit cards THOUGH
>>563563093You want to MLB them?Turbo is a incredibly bad event card, it's amazing you're considering her.Yukino is useful even at 0 LB, you really want the skill only and the stats from events is an extra, 5 ME and 15 WIT seems negligible to meSweep gets to 10 race bonus at MLB, that makes it easier for building a deckSweep seems to be the best option to me
>>563562458I mean, MANT is so boring that it seems anons prefer creating their own drama here than playing the game. Also we already went back to pre MANT numbers
>>563563206that's just further speculation desu. I like to stick to the facts, and the facts show totopo was innocent or at least there is no strong indicator of guilt. you can't really tell who did what past that because of anonymous post shenanigans.
>>563562704Senior summer in Ayabe's career >>563559226>>563560190
>>563563328It's fine, drop Kitasan for Nishino though so you can do 60 RB
>>563562857>back to /v/>links to /vm/retard
I love tsundere.
>>563563505NTR doesn't deserve benefit of the doubt, they're the worst poster here by a wide margin
>>563563585keep up with /uma/ lore bwo
>>563563431How does lulu have the tardmuffs and still look pretty? How is she so silly but also cool?
>>563563205Deutschamerikaner hier!Typically in Germany you would just say "bin dabei" but even that's not common. The converse of saying "ohne mich" makes more sense but it's difficult to translate the former into German.umamusume
You're getting raped.
>Use whistle>Exact same configuration
>>563563689cute
Why yes that's what I need, thank you!
>>563562692That's actually my Donna. Heck I was surprised when I saw one of you guys share the Donna I trained later in that thread over here. It's not that blogposting is bad per say, but moreso the fact that he was doing a fuckton of blogposting compared to what usually gets posted.You could see in that thread that he usually only gets responses when he asks a question.Regardless I don't really mind either way myself, I try to encourage as much gameplay discussion as possible whenever I decide to post. We've been playing this game for so long that the thread rarely ever gets used to discuss gameplay because most of us use resources outside of the thread.
>>563563558gonna be a bitch to cap speed but might try I guess
>>563562467>PlotWarning: It's pretty fucking cringe.A bored god decides that the highest entertainment available is to fuck with other gods, and so they start pulling umas away from the umaverse and throwing them into a world not unlike ours.To "make things more interesting", they also send a random man from that world back in time too, and making them meet the first uma by almost running them over. The duo have- A futuristic car that's almost worn out and that's falling apart- A full tank of gas- A GPS with "postdated" maps that don't match the current world- Two phones that can't do any cell service or connect to the yet-to-be-launched WWW- Like 300 USD and somewhere north of 40k yen- No bank accounts or SSN- A really high chance to encounter more displaced umas in the near futureThe culmination of the story is that the guy creates his own parallel uma racing association, capitalizing on what he knows to try to create a spectacle worth its money.The initial batch of umas are all Tracen students, but it expands, and by the end of the story, "native" umas start getting born too. I also want to include some really stupid OC. One very stupid idea I had was an Swyer uma named Betty Jo, with the whole gimmick being that they're an endurance runner fashioned after the Twin Mustang fighter plane.>Mayano TopgunI posed a question somewhat meant to help jog my creativity about this earlier.Mayano would be fun. She'd probably stop 9/11 and would definitely be out of her depth here.>>563563205I think it's because of the fact I used dabei instead of in.I think ich bin in works fine, dabei is more like... included, so that would translate more literally as "count me in?" rather than the comedic "no, I am in (the thread)" that I was aiming for. At least from a cursory look up.
>>563563749>7491757015062548492.png (388 KB, 497x495)File: 1757015062548492.png (388 KB, 497x495) google yandex iqdb waitYou're getting raped.
>>563563585That's where the /v/ bunker is dumbass.
>gold ship likes combat sports>quotes the buffer bros' "let's get ready to rumble!"Uma combat sport leagues have to exist, right? Would golshi prefer boxing or MMA?
>>563563873kek
>>563563873
>>563563749Nah I'd win
>>563563873bro what???
SAfe for the week
>>563563232unless it's bobo, it's such a terrible card no one would ever run it if it didn't give TTL.
>>563563445>>563563361you can get to 1000 with just 2 already
>>563563508Maaan, she looks beautiful in a wedding dress
>>563563508for>>563563031
>>563563749it was about time
>>563563891doesn't matter, you need to correct yourself.
>>563563898I feel like Goldshi wouldn't like boxing as much as MMA. Boxing has no grapples or ground game, right?
>>563562248oh then I guess what I have is better, also do you know if we will ever be able to get previous event support cards? or not?>>563562631Truth is what you speak, panty lines are kino.
>>563563898I don't know, but El Condor Pasa would LOVE UWE.
umadacchi, how am I supposed to get xoguri online junior year in TB? abandon borrowing finemo and use Fuku? just cope losing everything until hanshin jv filles?
>>563563180It's a dual-use wedding outfit
>>563563845I've been running 1 speed 3 wit 2 power for S. Maru and the run is basically>4 NTR rainbows total in summer = good run
>>563564059boxing has way, WAY too many rules for someone like Gold Ship
>>563563898i forget which card but theres one event where the girls witness an uma martial arts tournament. i dont think they specify what kind of martial arts though.
>>563563898>Uma combat sport leagues have to exist, rightPost THAT Nishino Flower webm
>>563564160Yeah. That was my thought process as well.
>>563562692>>563116153This guy is well aware that he was on /umajp/ and not /uma/ because he specifically called /umajp/ a lucky charm. This was no accident posting like people here keep trying to imply. I am not sure why anyone is trying to defend this either.
>>563564152If I had my own Finemo I could try this.Alas
>>563563748>"bin dabei" but even that's not commonIn what world?>>563563854"Ich bin dabei" is a silly retort to "out/leave!", which is why I'm so iffy about it. Just doesn't sound right at all. I get what you were trying to do of course, just me being autistic, which I suppose is fitting or ironic.
This might be an unpopular opinion but I wish Uma took more good parts of western influence. I think bloomers are homosexual compared to yoga pants.
I swear this is the 3rd time this has happened in a row. i seem to pull the character from the previous banner instead of the newest one.I just got Mejiro Bright. There has to be some dark magic happening to me.
>>563564269>westernized uma skin where shes wearing yoga pants and kneesocksits a good thing this doesnt exist because it would be absurdly sexual
>>563564065I don’t know if we get previous event support cards. Maybe? I highly doubt it though unless there’s reruns>>563564269>bloomers are gayI disagree
When do you give up on Fast Learner and start dumping points?
>>563564364it's ok, you got the best mejiro
>>563564256You can think of jp as jaded old grandparents. Some of us want you to fuck off our lawn while others are more than happy to feed you cookies when you come by to visit.
I think bloomers and shorts should show camel toe after the race with a bit of sweat on the ass side if it's sunny/summer conditions
>>563564059Problem with MMA are that matches are likely to a crotchsniffing snorefest, especially considering the influx of central asian/former soviet fighters. Central asian umas would dominate>>563564229Yaeno?>>563564160Goldship would HATE the unified rules where you can't knee a grounded opponent, which goes back to what I say about wrestling being too much of a thing. Kickboxing would fit her built imo.>>563564071She got beat too many times by Grass Wonder in sumo, though...
>>563563780>Heck I was surprised when I saw one of you guys share the Donna I trained later in that thread over heredesu that was probably the same anon that got banned, I doubt anyone else from /uma/ was reading your posts and newfag enough to be impressed to share one. >You could see in that thread that he usually only gets responses when he asks a question.Is that not typical of blogposts? I'm not lying his shit looks bland obviously, do you normally expect a reply when you post that your summer was good?I just feel bad because this game does desperately need newfags if it doesn't want to EOS prematurely. We bleed players and newfags should be treated decently so we can at least try to stay alive.
>>563564269Is this duramente? Why does she look so weird?
>>563564269>"even though I've taken this new form">they're in a barnOh. That's an interesting universe to build.>>563564263Would you have rather ich bin bleiben? :PI tried to say that word by the ways and now I've got Wolfenstein SS going MEIN LIEBEN in my head.Anyways, you should probably stop with redacting it. It's starting to look like the reports of Operation Paperclip in here.
>>563564408I like the rage emoji
>0 wins across 15 roomsPlease help a retard out, what's wrong with my Grass? And no I can't use NSM with my deck >white recoveryI wanted to clear Tenno Sho Spring
>>563563093As much as I like Turbo, her SSR card is terrible, since I've seen it end early too many times to justify using
>>563564524Pretty sure they might wear that ballerina underwear to prevent that exact thing from happening
5 wins--safe!!>>563564663from the brink and oyl are too expensive imo, need more velocitymore powerumm and you need dober's inherit, both that and pump is necessaryalso radiant staryou don't need those recoveries by the way it's fine
>>563564269>>563564606This uma is an IMPOSTER from hit series Kemono Friends, do not believe her.
>>563564229I wonder if ningen could enter those tournaments. And if so, I wonder if they could specify which uma would be beating them up- I mean, which uma they'd get to fight.
>>563564663you have only 2 accel skills worth a damnif they don't proc you are useless, the power isn't that big too
>>563564694it should be removed
>>563564663From The Brink and On Your Left are both useless 9 times out of 10.
>>563564256I think the idea that he was there on accident at first but then stuck around after realizing it was the wrong thread for a bit is stupid, yeah.I'm defending it because if you actually think "posting gameplay of the game in /jp/ and talking about it with the anons there" is a crime worthy of doxxing and banning from all /uma/ clubs, then this general is going to die a horrible death when it inevitably runs out of people and can't gain new ones.
>random spainish account pops up in my twitter feed with some rare footages of the real horses like Spe and Vodka I have never even seen beforeThats pretty cool.
>>563564263Oh I didn't read the context of the post. Yeah "ich bin dabei" means like "count me in" not "I am staying""ich bleibe hier" made more sense.umamusume
>>563563225Luck I guess, getting multiple dupes of them makes up for the literal 11 Air Shakur's I've rolled since launch.I was leaning Yukino, but again I'm indecisive and can't make choices when it comes to valuable resources like vouchers and tickets. >>563563447Mainly I was considering Turbo only for TTL since it's kind of a challenge to get. right now. And yeah, the 10% race bonus for Sweep seems good for MANT and is just solid. Thank you both and after consideration I took Sweep because she seems better in the long run and I'll just have to wait and get spooked by Yukino someday.
>>563564604I'm not expecting replies, but I'm saying you're going to get ignored if you come in the thread posting your entire career run like it's your personal diary.
>>563564557>heemThat... Might as well put full-on gay sex on TVWhat is he doing
>marked
>>563564557Thanks for the laugh.Kickboxing sounds right. Goldshi strikes me as someone who wants to just throw out strikes. Part of me thinks she would enjoy watching the gay ass grappling and ground game because it's funny to her.
>>563564750 (Me)forgot my pic...
>>563564557yeah MMA is boring as fuck. legitimately i never understood why so many people are such huge fans. i feel the same way about BJJ but for some reason a shitload of my friends are into it and keep begging me to "come roll" with them holy fuck im so tired of it
>>563564881Gets raped by mob umas anyways
>>563564408kek, why is it always this guy
>>563564924this anon is a DUMMY
>>563564881
>>563556784>reverse image search with google lens>second image is a blacked edit
>>563564975you know how it is
>>563564840I don't care that they got ignored when they didn't ask questions, I think it is silly that they got doxxed and banned from their club over posting blogs actually about the game, in a general where there's tons of literal diary blog posts even about shit like showing off your balls or the lesions on your hands. At the least people shouldn't be continuing to demonize them as some great evil when there's very little they seem to have done wrong past minor faux paus.
>>563564993no I'm not,,
>>563564979>>563564408this guy is so based. im glad weve finally breached the communication gap with japanese posters.
>was not here for 4 hours>you kept accusing and seething behind my back last threadnot nice desuwhy didnt you just ask me when i posted for 5 hours?
>>563564934It's just as homoerotic as pro wrestling but considered "more manly" therefore safer to indulge in.
>>563564979uoooh how'd the yakuza approve that?
>>563564682It's a shame she's not very useful other than TTL. But I still very much appreciate her as a character.
>>563565072They say this and yet...
>>563565109anyone posting here for 5 hours needs to touch grass, not talk more here
>>563565051
How do you build a speed debuffer for this cm? Just run tachyon and grass in mant and build them as hybrid ace/debuffer?
I'm not very knowledgeable about keiba.Are there any more noticeable Mejiro horses that Cygames could put in the game?
>>563564229Tachyon wit, funnily enough.
For Taurus you ARE bringing Tickezo for it, right?
>>563564979
>>563560237were you not having a melty last thread?i would say it is pretty fitting desualso this is linking to other generals is bannable offence
>>563565192what about 16
>2 power 2 speed 2 wit>9speed 8power sparks>Don't cap anythingHATE
>>563564663As a late surger, your best wincon is pump and/or moving past and beyond into NSM.
I started calling my new Danchou, Danchou so now my first Danchou isn't Danchou anymore
>>563565051I missed you bro
>>563564979goddamn Im feeling his passion, my erection toostill needs correction
>>563565193
>>563565238Mejiros are dead, dude. The best you could get is Dream Journey, Goldship, or Orfevre offspring because they at least carry their blood in them.
>>563565282maybe call a therapist instead
>>563565238all of them are dead, only the great-great-offspringand golshi I guess
>>563565254Tickezo HATE
>>563565337
>>563562458I always riked it
>
>>563565203I want Grass to look at my penis like that.
>>563565387danchou...danchou was my therapist...
>>563565145She managed to get the rest of Team Canopus to hold Doto hostage to livestream her race, that alone makes her the hero of the thread
>>563565421NUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO
>>563564413You only need like 2-3 skills to clear comfortably. Spurt and nimble on ends, etc.
>>563565387why would I do that
>>563564408>>563564979The dorontabi of Uma
pre-debut and everything, fuck yeah
>>563565421You're literally her fan bwo
>>563565421*gets on knees and cryes*dont say that...
>>563565545anon...that's not--ahh...
>>563565491
>>563565238unless you start going back into prehistory, like mejiro asama, not really.
>>563565659Brian is so needy
>>563565659
>>563565254How can I, dont have BNW team if I dont have Biwa its so fucking over...
>>563565659kyaaaaaaaaaaa <3
whew. 756k. I should be safe for another week. next week I'm gonna need to redo a few TT members though, this shit is scaling too fast
>>563565158The three goddesses actively stepped in to direct that trainer towards his soul uma
Cute Lala.She needs to stop getting mood downs though.
>>563565421I thank the uma gods everyday for not spooking me with this disgusting horse. Stay at 0 fans forever bitch
>>563565238plenty, we're still missing mcqueen's big bro durren as well as the last mejiro, bailey
>>563565824>756k. I should be safe for another week.bro...?
>9* mile follow changed his umaNOOOOOOOOOO MY MANT RUNS
>>563565550By the way, they did explain to doto the situation and she refused. In her own words: "for all I care teio can stay a depressed crippled bitch lol"
>>563564875Rules doesn't let them knee in the north-south position, pls umastanhttps://x.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1915826367553286482
>>563565832>>563299716
I'm going to miss the double race rewards
>>563565796
>>563565625*steps in front of you to shield you*you dont have to cry anymore cryer... im here...*uma ears made of shadows appear on top of my head*i know i promised not to use this form again but...
you are mentally ill and i bricked you hahahahaha
>>563564816Correction. The one that doxxed him was a player from here and not a native from /umajp/. I think he mistook the Fukuanon as the scatschizo and just doxxed him on the spot >>563257302It didn't help at all that he got unlucky and coincidentally someone with a similar name was found to be a schizo from /vn/
>>563565648She's so effortlessly sexy, it makes my penis ache...
>>563565860You cant gaslight if you don't post Oguri Cap. I am immune.
>>563565840Biwa is kind of cute though...
>>563565925
>>563566021OH MY FUCKING THAT'S A CUTE CROWN ANON FITTING FILENAME HOLY SHIT MY JAW JUST DROPPED I AM NOT KIDDING
>>563566027biwa's christmas alt is pure sex
>>563565840Just because her head is kinda big doesn't mean she's ugly...
>>563565947this nigger haven't won a single plat LMFAO
>>563565192and now no one risks repying because they are scared i start posting stinky things againpathetic lol
>>563566082isn't she super cute thoughCrown-chan is cute!
It's amazing how far Dacchis can go to make anons forget what they did. Their intelligence division is top notch
>>563566021>Satono crown gets a silver crown>Kitasan gets a gold crown
the real successor of the mejiro clan isn't golshi but Maurice, his dam line is entirely mejiros all the way back to the very first one, Queen
>>563566082kita bro what the fuck are you saying
>>563565846I wonder if Durren and Creek would have any interactions.
>>563565993Tagging >>563565089 as well
>>563565925if I've learned something about women it's that once they put their toothbrush in your bath, they're serious about the relationship
>>563566067
>>563565993It's really funny how the entire thing is a web of falseflags and so many shitposters that you can't keep track of them all. The similar name thing is mostly just schizo stuff to begin with, it's not an uncommon nickname from a quick google search because it's just spanish for chip or something.
>>563566141fine sex
>>563566160Nobody cares, farm fans right now
>>563566101>oink oink oink oinkwhat was that u swine?
>>563566141>>563566101
Gooks have the best uma reaction images
>>563566101nyo.......
>>563564830>"ich bleibe hier" made more sense.Correct.>>563564610Would be funnier, honestly. It's a bit like how krautchan does literal 1:1 translations of english words, which is oddly amusing.
>>563566218Tachyon behaviour
>>563566218
>>563566220You would be surprised by how much shitposting gets tardwrangled the moment you force some form of identification on everyone.
>>563566149so post more!!>>563566202idc sue me bitch
>>563565993I don't believe that post for a second, it's obvious they're lying about not wanting the user to get kicked out because their very first post called out the exact club and specifically called the danchou to action, even if it was with a "teehee I'm not saying to kick them but kick them". They then made several more posts saying "Oh I'm so disappointing recucked danchou hasn't kicked that anon yet" all with the same falcon reaction images. If they're lying about that I don't see why they also wouldn't lie about where they are from to stir even more drama.
>>563566307Where do I find more of them though?
>more than 72 hours straight of off topic metaposting
Who the fuck cares about some shitter getting kicked out of a club especially when he gloated afterwards saying he already got a new one >M-muh newfags Will still come around if you would actually shut the fuck up about this shit
>>563566361
>>563566220>spanish for chipholy kek so they were a beaner, they deserved the kick for that alone
>>563566380I only have a few because nobody ever posts Crown-chan so I haven't saved many.
>>563566445have you tried searching for gook uma reaction images on google
>>563566381Eh I'd give it a doubt. That drama was a chain of unfortunate events. I doubt the kick and the thread would gang on him if his name was different and no schizo from /vn/ was linked.
We should talk about Grass Wonder and her erotic ass instead
>>563566445umagle reverse image search bwo... and some site arca.live
>>563566507
>>563566620shut the fuck up already
>>563566220in nearly every other general ive participated in, there's always like 4 or 5 anons who are identifiable with how they autistically type or post. this general is the only one where everyone matches each others freak and it's hard to get a read on anyone in particular.
Which clubs don't have stupid drama and don't talk about club members?
>>563566504keep it up, maybe one day nobody will care when you are wronged
Crazy how people are burning clocks on MANT. Just Sweep the URA and collects dailies la
You always hear about the meta umas for a cm when you are slow to start testing, and xog on this track feels even stronger than when suzu was top. 10 practice w/ 2 front, 3 xog, rest S+/SS LS... not a single LS finished top 3 - they all have pump/oyl/nsm/dober
>>563566380>dc sue me bitchit wasn't an insult...>>563566562Crown is very hot
>>563566678We're clearing the name of the Fukuanon here for other anons or for other clubs at the least. What happened to him was unfair, but at the same time we also couldn't blame the danchou for his actions.That thread was a fucking mess
>>563566445they're from Gook sitebut you need account now so I can't import them here anymore
>>563566654
>>563566702Eden
>>563566445https://arca.live/e/?target=tag&keyword=%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94
>>563566620they were ganging up on him before the link though, that just sped the thread up. people love drama, it doesn't matter who it is if someone posts "danchou kick this guy frfr" people will line up with popcorn buckets to watch and laugh
>>563566787>We're clearing the name of the FukuanonWhat did he send his dick pics to you on discord?Fucking discord clubs
>>563566810Gwo the edeniggercord screenshots...
>>563566702never saw anyone talk about Mambo here
>>563566713wait, sweepy automatically gets you surface and distance S?! wowee zowee I gotta get with the program over here
>>563566702my club
Every time I borrow this card I regret it
>>563566809
>>563566787IDONOTFUCKINGCARESHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>563566702the one I'm in is like an oasis of good will, don't even want to mention the name though
wtf i would like seiyun if she looked like thisseeeeeeex
>>563566857iirc posts before the /qa/ archives were mostly "Rebricked..." or "Not looking good for Rebricked" or making fun of Rebricked. It was only until the /qa/ archives were posted that the thread fully ganged up on him.
>>563566751I think she's got one of the best racewears in the franchise. Dia's is #1. Crown's is definitely top 5. Satono fashion designers just know what they're doing.
>>563566654cute
>>563566787also for the sake of Fukuanons, we didn't deserve the heat we were getting by association!
>>563566997Teio?
>SSR Rob Roy nigger is now a NTRniggerThanks retard. Now to waste my time posting this, kick him from my follows and finally to follow another random
fukubrows ovr repvtation.....
>>563566961gn
>>563566827LET ME IN
>>563566978why dont these thread derailers ever get banned?
>>563566931you don't borrow her for speed star, but because she is the single best wit card in the game by a mile right now. speed star is a nice bonus when it lands.
>>563567013b...but Rebricked Danchou said it was HIS idea
>>563567121Shiraoki-sama stocks are plummeting!
>>563567052I hate you fukutards even more now that you still haven't shut up about week old drama
>>563567158fuck off slopspammer, you're just as bad
>>563566562grrrr>>563566751oh...sorry>>563567019so fucvking truei t looks great>emerald journeyeven mentions my favorite color..
>>563566160What did you doWhat did I do
Cute…
>>563567132Godspeed anon
>>563567132Goodnight anon
>>563567218>emerald favorite colorhell yeah samesies
Mambo!
>>563567217nyo i stay
>>563567132Gute nacho! Sleep well!Autoincorrect. It's just funny.
>>563567182Thats what you get for trying to curse me a few days ago. Fuku moar like fuk u
i got FM (horse) is she good for anything
Was looking through the Stay Gold clan KFC Net Orders and I found it kind of interesting that Dream Journey and Fenomeno actively scooch in closer to choose what they want. Lala is like Oru, Stego and Nakayama where they're somewhat pushed to order. And then there's Goldship who goes the same route as Oguri. I wonder how they decide who gets what animation.
>>563567217Don't feed the troll, just hide his garbage-tier slop and move on.
>>563567132night umadacchi
>>563567052considering you guy won't stop fucking talking about bullshit no one cares about I hate the orange rat even more
>>563567374nyo
>>563563031Ayabe career, classic and senior year"Until Tycho Rises"and "Dear "Me", in the archiveThere is also another beautiful event that happens if the stars align on your Ayabe career, you have to win the Autum Tenno Sho and Topro has to end up below 5th place, so she will not be able to enter the Japan Cup, then you will unlock the "Let the Starlight Guide You" event, this one made me tear up...https://gofile.io/d/ctdPWr>>563563037Ayabe the cutest
>>563567158the jannies give up on threads like this, because people get into bitch fights where both side spams reports on the other with "you're off topic because that's JP" and "you're low effort trolling because you are mean". Last I heard they can literally blacklist all report types based on /title/ so it literally won't show up in their queue unless it gets a lot of reports from different IPs, or is tagged something like violates US law, not work safe, and uhh I think dox is in that category. So they won't show up for basic reports for off topic at all, they don't even know it's happening.
>>563566702If I say who then people will shitpost it to death
>>563567561Hags
>>563566702hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not saying
>>563567546AAAAAAH FUUUUUUUARK SPOILERS SPOILERS SCHIZO DON'T LOOOOOOOOOK THEY ARE POSTING SPOILERS I AM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>563567561Beautiful mature umas
>>563567561I love Seeking the Pearl
>>563567391wrong thread, fuck off
Ate too many ravioli so now I'm feeling sleepyCan't wait to wake up and find my game unable to connect.
>>563566780very potent image
>>563567551And thats a good thing I remember getting banned for 3 days alot when global launched for retarded reasons
>>563567446> Don't feed the trollhow did you find your way from 9gag to here normalfag faggot tranny? no one speaks like that here. way to prove yourself as a tourist
>>563567551Bullshit I got banned last week for 3 days for redirecting a JPnigger to umajp for "trolling" Fucking retarded jannies
>>563567546>you have to win the Autum Tenno Sho and Topro has to end up below 5th place, so she will not be able to enter the Japan Cup, then you will unlock the "Let the Starlight Guide You" eventHuh, I've always had Topro not place in my runs..
>>563567546>NTR anon plays the gameohnonono our narrative bwos...
>hat during last QE and Japan CupTHIS IS THE RUN
>>563566702U*****h is basically a stealth /uma/ clubno drama no mention no nothing
>>563567738yeah not even saying it's bad, just that the community does it to itself. when a thread ends up like this and nobody can agree what the topic truly is (global/all uma/keiba/ect) it devolves and the jannies don't pick sides. You can blatantly break rules all day long like NTR anon with avatarfagging and jannies probably won't even see it in their queue unless I'd guess like 3+ different IPs all report the same post.
>>563567852She doesn't have her racing silk and full kit, she is being nice to the player
>>563567861I actually have an idea which club he's from so it was obvious that he plays the game.
>>563567983hogslayer hime I kneel...
>>563567809It doesn't end up in their queue from a small number of reports. JP posters are the sort of petty bitches that might consistently report others to still get people banned. Or potentially a JP poster is a janny and does personal post markings with a bias.
>>563568006please don't be mambo please don't be mambo
>>563567809why is the redirect to the hentai general still up then?>>563560192>>563560237i think these are jannies shitposting so they are protected
>>563567852>event relies on NPC RNGholy fuck i hate this game
>>563567561Swap pearl for Maruzen and you have my CM team (wip_
>deletedreally now?that one is delete worthy?
>>563567546>intentionally spoiling the entire story nah fuck you bro
>>563567983
Left or right?
>>563568197the game has been out for 5 years, you had enough time to play it, this is the dumbest shit to be mad about schizoid retard lol
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2043519612562870371
oh well I'm gonna go fap and cum to that anon spraying on a tablet with a dia image and sleep byebye
>>563567861you think these trannies are right just because they saw some archives? they think me, scat poster, topo, nrt faggot and jp hater are all the same person
>>563568197Retard you could not click it and if you did you did not have to read all of that text either. the fault is simply yours if you got spoiled.
>>563568292Not ik English you fucking troglodyte. Kill yourself you retarded spoiling nigger
>>563567938I think Global posters are running out of steam on this scenario outside of room match thats why these clown posts are more highlighted.State of the general will be permanently changed whatever Grand Live does to the community.
>>563568292she was released in global a couple months ago and nobody has her faggot
>>563568332i guess this means i'll do another one tomorrow.
>>563568292Bad faith retard, game is less than a year old and that's a new character>>563568356I auto-expand images, the spoiler tag exists for a reason
>>563568410please do cutie
>>563568440>Auto-expand image>Still proceeds to proceed all that text
>>563568470dotoniggers are dead!
>>563568269Left
>>563568515i've been saving and planning it since everyone liked my last one, so you don't have to worry
>>563567546Thanks for sharing, this convinced me to buy the ticket and spark Ayabe
why doesnt jp just fuck off to well jp? whats the purpose of their general if they just shit up global?
>>563568440nigga how do you get spoiled with all those texts? If I see mucho texto I close the image and continue scrolling.Sounds like a (You) issue.
this fucknugget doesn't want to give me a mile or med spark what the shit
>>563568332>>563568410>>563568515>faggot tranny ERP has firmly taken root nowyeah I'm about done with this general, it's rotten and covered in flies
>>563568584UUUUUUUOOOHHH ToT Im having a sexual emergency
>>563568552Chrono wouldn't say this, Bouquet wouldn't say this
>>563568671
>>563568706fuck off to /vm/ then
>>563568671they intentionally ruin this general on purpose, see the low effort trolling with going "teehee the game is 5 years old" while posting a screenshot spoiling english content that didn't exist until like a month ago
>>563568159Just for you.
>>563567546The Let the Starlight Guide you event legit made me feel something for NTR. Good on Ayabe for being there for her and acknowledging her as her rival (also the two getting caught by Fuji was hilarious). Still cute that the two skipped class and practice to try and raise their spirits. I do like how in this scene, the trainer is nowhere in sight and it’s just the two umas talking it out
>>563567546>https://gofile.io/d/ctdPWrHOLY CUTE
>>563568706see you tomorrow
>>563568197>open image>read entire story>cry about being spoiledHoly retard...
>>563568753it would be better if you went back to your groomer discord but that will never happen
>>563568760First you're against JP spoilers. Now you're against global content.You really can't be pleased
>>563568882refer to my previous post
>>563568652>wasting ticket on worst horse oh nonono>>563568760well we should leave this general to them then and start posting in their like topo did
>>563568675>>563568875sorry I'm a fast reader, if I needed special ed like you guys maybe I'd be fine>>563568887>you're against breaking 1 rule, now you're against breaking another ruleno shit retard
>>563568706You were warned. Posting Curren Chan leads to this
>>563568381if Grand Live is back to being like 20 minute runs it's gonna be like mantblazer was training in 300x earth's gravity on the way to Namek. I cant wait
OOOH HE'S HURT
Post your favorite jp umas
>>563568860>the tail physics are fuckedis this 60fps?
>>563568964>this mass quote >OVER DIFFERENT REPLY CHAINSSO IT REALLY WAS JUST A SINGLE SAMEFAG AHAHAHAHAHA
>>563569003they're like 30 minute runsparent farming should be done in MANT still though, even some aces too
>>563559606Good luck against Maru.
>>563569003Im not sure if its gonna be 20 with collecting notes and all. I hope someone with experience with this scenario can shed some light, do you >>563569086
>>563568964I appreciate your apology but you're still a colossal retard for continuing to read the story and spoil yourself.
>>563569079As if that wasn't obvious for a long while already. He messes up like this from time to time
who is the golshi retard talking to? to ximself?
>>563569079newsflash anon, you're allowed to reply to a chain you haven't yet. the retard pretending you have to be ok with breaking 1 rule if you don't like breaking another rule should have like 20 people laughing at them.
>>563569162Obviously, anyone who unironically likes golshi is mentally damaged
>>563569147it's an all training scenario, the concert/note menuing is not as long as mant, you don't go through 4 different menus
>>563568269God, I love them so much it's unreal.
>>563568783It is one of the sweetest and most beautiful events in the game in my opinionIt shows how much Ayabe has growth as a person after her sister left, she is trying really hard in her own way to reciprocate everything Topro has done for herAnd Topro here is shown in a vulnerable light, despite her always being the one helping others, nobody worries about her, but Ayabe is there this time for herAyabe is super cool
Reminder that during scat and snuff posting rants there's no anti-jp posting
>>563568652Her story is good, and while she isn’t necessarily a for (you) uma, she cares for her trainer all the same in her own way. Sort of like thawing out her cold front so you can experience her warm personality (she will teach you how to recognize constellations since we’re dumbasses)
>>563567983I KNEEL BASED WHALE SLAYER
teio!
>>563568772I'm gonna have fun with that once I get a better Maru / Rudolf
>>563569147GL eventually gets a huge buff that Global might get early. You only use MANT for parent runs if you don't already have MANT parents with great white sparks, because once you do you need to do GL parent runs with MANT parents to get the best of both. Runs take 30 minutes but 70% or more of them should be quit early because if you didn't get the correct RNG notes than the run is entirely bricked, worse than losing the first Unity Cup team battle.
>>563568964>sorry I'm a fast readeryou're a retardthat's not a spoiler, everyone knows
>>563569354>lactating teiow-woah...
I'm taking a MANT break. When do we get autoplay for parent runs again?
>>563569285>spoiling "the most beautiful events" without spoiler tagsnah fuck you guys, if the content is so good let us actually fucking play it without spoilers
>>563569376That fag's just trying to continue the topic just for the sake of seething and a melty. I doubt he actually read it
>>563569045Kill yourself
>>563569360>>563569210thanks for the input
>>563569360you didn't play GL and this post is literally ChatGPT
>>563569285every ayabby career event ends with her glaring at me
>>563569323>she isn’t necessarily a for (you)He didn't get the hotspring ticket lmaoMany such cases
>>563569578it's just the ntr faggot he speaks like a retard
>>563569474MANT never gets autoplay, the first scenario to get it should be late 2027 for global.>>563569578try to get ChatGPT to generate correct advice that specific about GL parent runs. I'll wait.
>>563569505based>>563569045kill yourself
>>563569474For MANTBlazer? Never ever.
>>563569259>similar haircolor>similar eye color>1st outfis are opposites with zettai ryouki>casual is demure with a skin showing their bare legs>2nd outfit is ultra sexo>3rd is toned down but old japan inspiredBest duo
>>563569354
>>563569613>expecting the schizo to play the game
>>563569285It’s nice to see Ayabe growth. Initially drowning herself in her grief and choking the fun she had for running and preventing her from actually experiencing the relationships around her, into finally being able to reciprocate and doing everything she can for the friends she’s made. Hell, with the way some uma relationships are, Ayabe might be feeling what it’s like to be a big sister for NTR, and vice versa when she was trying to help Ayabe. It’s simple but man admire vega is a cool character
>>563569285NTA but I also enjoyed Ayabe's story a lot. She's not my favourite uma but I think she has the best story.
>>563568964>sorry I'm a fast readerThe correct term here would be "speed reader".
>>563569640Can you go back to having a melty in jp
>>563569606tell her to smile more
>>563569505>>563569648>samefaggingPathetic
>>563569360>>563569630>>563569640I know you are upset that he spoiled your shit, but you can stop pretending to be him now lolI can tell easily because that is the completely opposite of what he said threads ago about GL
>>563569640why the fuck do you avatarfag here anyway? what the fuck do you get out of it other than some (You)'syou're a pretentious retard who gives the most basic advice anyone could ever get with 1 google search
>>563569613I have not gotten the hot springs ticket yet because I’ve been too focused on CM prepping ;-;
>>563569841I get to laugh at people like you and >>563569836 when you seethe, all because I help others about something I'm very knowledgeable about
>this is what a xoguri cm does to a general
>>563569910>I'm very knowledgeable aboutwhy pretend? nothing you say is any hidden knowledge and you're obviously avatarfagging
>>563569880>Be careful with the correctly used spoilers
>>563569924>implying the shit comes from anyone who plays the gameLmao
so anon, you are spending your time fruitfully instead of shitposting on this godforsaken general, right?
>>563569910I thought you were miserable and your week was ruined
>>563569910>something I'm very knowledgeable about
>>563569924>we get another month of this
>>563570013yeah, i'm edging
>>563569880>including the intentional spoilers in the post AGAIN by showing the message that got you banned in the imageYou deserved that ban, and if they ban you again you'll deserve that too. if anything that's worse than uma spoilers because you should expect people to talk about uma here.
>>563569753I think this picture is trying to show how strong Nishino Flower is holding up Sei and Taiki, but I'm more impressed by Taiki pulling herself up with her center of gravity so far out.God, artists are dumb.
>>563569910
>>563569841He at least plays the game unlike you and the staygoldfag
>>563569354A shame Teio's and Rudolf's bloodline became irrelevant in Japanese horse racing thanks to superior Sundayman genes.
>>563570090he has never, ever posted even a singular screenshot of the game client
why can't I have my very own Death Note for these shitposters?>aannddd . . . sent!
>>563570063hi edging, i'm anon
>>563569613Once I'm less shit at painting/drawing, I want make a piece with her & torena maybe gazing at the Southern Cross somewhere, like Lake Tekapo in NZ. They have thoroughbred racing there, too.
I'M GONNA HELPPPPPPPPPPP
>>563569880>Be careful with "purposeful" spoilersNo shit idiot, the entire rule is that posting unmarked spoilers is banworthy. Purposeful spoilers are the exact thing they don't want you to post, even as a joke.
>>563570013I'm trying to build my dominator ace
>>563569772>Ayabe's reaction
>>563570079It was done to make fun of the retard crying about spoilers, so I spoiled something everyone already knows in a thread irrelevant to it instead of spoiling anything from Uma itself.
>>563570138You also need to think of the face of the victim, retardIf it worked with the penis I'm sure half these guys would be dead though
>>563570062>implyingOguri will probably be on the Mile CM too, just not as strong. At least the cunnyposting will balance her out
Nobody itt plays the game
comf~
>go 10 runs without medium s>get groundwork every single time>finally get a run with medium s>get it in BOTH inspirations even>no groundworksick sick fucking joke, bakushin or falco please spook me
Oguri gf or Tamamo gf?
>>563570013the fruits are sour
>>563569880
>>563569967>>563570053If the knowledge is so common then why am I one of the only ones that helps? where's your post explaining when Global should expect autoplay, huh?>>563570045not me, falseflagger
>>563570174haha you're so funny *finishes on you*
>>563570293I've been trying to get daiwa to give me medium S for like 9 runs now
>>563570294Tamamo because she'd love me and let me impregnate her in order not to die poor and alone
>>563570293i've been giving up every career that doesn't get at least one of gw or medS in the first inspiration
Does anyone here play on a VPN? In Japan, and I can't get into the game, but it was working perfectly fine until today. Did they block Nord?
>>563570329>where's your post explaining when Global should expect autoplay, huh?Except I don't need you to know that because another anon has repeatedly said grandmasters
>>563570294Yes
>>563570331i'm not so funny, i already said i'm anon
>>563570294>Oguri: Cute, but will eat your heart out (literally), killing you through money (like any woman)>Tama: Cute, tiny, family oriented, poorfag that doesn't like you "wasting money on her", outgoing and ""boyish"", will always be grateful for the little things you'll do for her and her siblingsTama, easy.
>>563570232>so I spoiled something everyone already knowsyou're an actual moron if you think everyone has seen CLANNAD, the average person in this thread might genuinely be too young to even know what that is. The anime adaptation is from 2004, it's legal to post here even if you were born 5 years after it was announced.
>>563570329you aren't helping, you are spouting shit that is 1 google search away while avatarfagging and trying to make a celebrity in the thread
>>563570357>she was faking it to bed the trainerBest girl becoming bestest
>>563570248777 and u=ma2 lose their good timing procs, so it's another Radiant/Glittering gamble if they want to use XOguri
>>563568269Right.
>>563570438knocking up tama and leaving her destitute
>>563570329The image id is the exact same as the one you posted in this thread retard.No wonder you try to come off as really smart
>>563569725>Ayabe might be feeling what it’s like to be a big sister for NTR, and vice versa when she was trying to help AyabeIndeed, Ayabe is the best sister one could wish forShe really is the coolest, but I love Topro more hehePulling both their alts is definitely on my list since both of them are super strong in their own ways, and both are great parents for their uniques>>563569726She is my second favorite and I agree, her story is the best in the game, it's so well put together>>563569882It is time to start doing URA runs anon, chanmi can wait>>563570186I'd love to see that
>>563570186Now I’m tempted to bring the Ayabe fig to the southern cross on a road trip. To Australia I go!>>563570367>struggling for med sThere is a method you can do, but it will leave you mentally drained, physically exhausted, and believing god has forsaken you.
>>563570498i hope retards try to bring their hogslop into mile cms so i can get free wins
>>563570294/uma/ bf
>>563570398>In Japan, and I can't get into the game, but it was working perfectly fine until today.wait so i need to install a vpn to play when i go to japan for a month...danchou... please forgive me for flatlining then potentially...
>>563570294why is ogurin mewing
I'm starting to get fucking tired of needing Medium S or else the run is absolute unusuable dogshitEspecially because when I need Mile or Long sparks to hit A and run other races the game mocks me by giving me S in those insteadFour fucking days of 5 runs each and not a single Medium S
>>563570535oh wow you know how to copy an md5, how smart of you
>>563570559ayabay making me a sandwich would be the ultimate quiet caring love
>>563570596Yes Ryanbro, now go remind dancho. Doubt it matters cause we ain't going up or down anyway
>>563569664Super Creek's nursing fingerjob...
>>563570596Always tell your danchous if you need to flatline it is common courtesy~
I like Dox chanshe feels oldschoollike she will blend really well with Year1 umaswhy is she so far away bwos
>>563570641I think you're playing too much anon
When will they increase this shit, I don't want to glue umas every other day
She was simply born in the wrong era (all the other umas were npcs with worse stats, worse aptitudes and no skills)
>>563570596Always tell your danchous if you need to ejacutale it is common courtesy~
>>563570596Yeah, when you're in Japan you can only play on the JP server. It's annoying. I've been fine with Nord until now, but now it's stopped working. Kinda worried.
>>563570692oh nyo... my vpn doesnt work for it either...
>>563570830That's not Yaeno muteki you fucking retard
this happened
>>563570063How edgy of you.
>>563570670
>>563570910I wanna puy my hands all over Fuku and Ryans legs and umankos
>>563571003oh look the JP assholes are trying to make us prematurely hit image limit with off topic trash images again
>>563570796I definitely am but I want to get plat and I will not get plat unless I suffer for three perfect runs
>>563571009Whose legs would be the nicest to touch? Personally I think it’d be Scarlet’s since she front runs and has a lot of mean on her bones, so her legs would be a nice mix of both fat and muscle
>>563569613>as usual anons interpret something that could easily be said between great friends as a love confessionCys writers are good at towing the line
>>563570615umaxing
>>563571065Another one more to your liking fucking cuck
Eh I thought catbox was dead, let's see
>>563570859Suzuka looks really, really good in black.
this is narita top road
>>563561237Any Youtube Video of this?
>>563571065most of those umas are in global so it's fine
>>563571227If you calculate how big those number plates are and they bend at that angle, it appears to me that NTR has E cups
>>563571103Bro, it's unironically half training, half rngUnless you're a whale with enough financial stability to play this for hours without damaging your finances, why bother for a silly png
any opinion coming from a suzutranny is invalid and ignored desu
>>563567983share with the class. Though, im guessing it borders on a fluke from what i've seen,. poor LS'
nyo... all my skills are 1*... I was so close to SS...2* Stam, 2* Long too so it isn't bad
>>563571173not every hot spring scene is as emotionally frank as Suzuka's or Ardan's, anon.
>>563570294Creek gf (soon to be wife)
>>563571212She looks good in general
>>563561237I can't believe I know what this is referencing...
autoplay is coming next scen right, to revive the game
Could a kind anon share the video with the Heisei umas playing We Built This City
>>563571418>>563571212suzucute...
>>563571438I already answered this, read the thread next time >>563569640
>>563571425everyone knows what this is, fucking retardunless you are zoomer shitter born in the 2000s
>>563571438I doubt anything that requires coding will be implemented anymore off-schedule
>>563571418
>>563571536nah i'm a zoomer shitter born in the 2000s and i still know what this is
>>563571517You forgot the part where nobody gives a shit
>>563571557so its true then, this game is dead
>>563571438it starts with twinkle legends and even then it's just twinkle legends and URA supported
>>563571517Neck yourself you pretentious avatarfaggot
>>563571536it's not even in the top 1000 on mal, you're too obsessed with shitty anime if you think everyone knows
>>563570293sad, everything but gw
Reminder that Winning Ticket is an actual derby-brained retard
>>563571536Why would you assume everyone knows an old japanese joke?
>>563571638kill yourself
>>563571418i need a extreme horny reaction image, someone help
>>563571293because i've played since launch and enjoy the game, and want reinforcement that the time and effort i've put into it has resulted in some in-game successsilly in a game as rng-stricken as this i know, but it's maddening to put your best into training for CMs just to still eat shiti thought finally getting mlb kitasan would make it better but there's still tons of luck necessary and hannukahguri means the competition is stiffer than ever
>>563571173Clearly you've never talked to a woman who isn't part of your family
>>563571536I was born in the 1980s and have no idea what that's supposed to be referencing
post more of this carrot
AAAIIIIEEEE LUNA RAPED ME AND STOLE MY SS VIRGINITY >>563570398>>563570859Are you the same anon I helped back in January about the same problem? Anyways, connect to a VPN country that can play global. If it doesn't work, choose a different server/connection of the same country and it should work. At least that's how I do it with my VPN.
>>563571659KITACHAN CUTEI had the same thing on daisca today, capped speed, 1k wit, dd evenbut no gw of course
>>563571698
>>563571619The game's not dead, just the player experience because it will never be good
>>563569924kek i laughed out loud you scatjeet
>>563571659wait I was missing danger close...dodging danger guess it's fine then>>563571749we will get our runs soon
>>563571659still might win, other fronts might not get TTLdeck? My kitasans have not been nearly as strong as yours
what do ya'll do when the game keeps throwing good trainings at you before summer. I have talismans, do I talisman this instead of sleep?
I have 2 fronts for the next Cm that are mor or less fine but my third uma is a dominator grass with a couple other minor speed debufs for front and lates... is it really worth bringing her or should I make a third front instead?
>>563570398I was in Japan for 2 weeks. umavpn.top works, but you have to keep downloading and trying with different hosts until it works. And even then, it might stop working the next day and you'll have to find a good one again. I also tried with ProtonVPN, but it's worse than a cointoss whether it works. Sometimes the host it chooses simply isn't compatible with the game, despite it being in a correct location to circumvent the region lock. And you have no way to "retry" until it works.
>>563571820third front
>>563571831Grass love!
>CM13 is the Derby, which was great last time>It's another CM where generic paces are heavily disadvantaged and SfV doesn't even work anymore thanks to its reworkRed Shift is a given, but what else? NSM? Neck and Neck? Condor's Fury as a meme inherit? Giving up on Pace entirely and running Late regular Biwa instead of Christmas Biwa? I'm running BNW in no matter what so that'd be 2 Lates and an End?
So basically, for cm13, as a front runner player, I either have seiun and maruzensky or I'm fucked
>>563571814I would charm that yeah, megaphone too if you have it
>>563571730Nah, that wasn't me. And yeah, that's how I've always done it, for months now. But today nothing's working.
>>563570130>>563570090who>>563570138says the curren avatar faggot
>>56357181316* pwr
>>563571714gladly
>>563571356Creek is overrated and the mommy cope just proves Freud right
>>563571347i was referencing suzus which people often cite. It's not frank, its exactly what a run-obsessed uma that trusts their trainer and wants to stay with them would say. It's fine if you interpret it as self-insert, that's the point of the ambigious writing. I just find retards that go 'HEY SEE THIS IS PROOF SHES FOR YOU' annoying
it took me 3 hours to finish a MANT run because I keep shitposting in the thread lol
>>563571885Debuffer Hayahide and Taishin, right? You wouldn't let them steal the Derby from Tickezo, right?
>>563571885redshift NSM shouldn't be that bad. moving past can work too since everyone will be playing fronts
>>563571873genuinely asking, why is it better for the overall CM to go 3 fronts instead of a debuffer? 2 should push each other well enough right? just trying to know why its better
>>563571924my vpn isnt working either, nor are any methods im finding online...
>>563571921thanks, the game decided not to punish me.
>>563570398>jpfuck off
>>563571714I only have 2 pics sorry
>>563571987Oh you are that schizo, nevermind
Do you need a github account to use Sweepy?
>>563571336>it borders on a flukeIt is, but I've seen it happen at least a few timesIt's the combo of white accels>NSM>RD>unique that beats everything
>>563572038hell yeah, always take risks
>>563571536i have learned and subsequently forgotten what it is referencing several times
>>563572023you need to kick oguri out of her u=ma2 positioning. some retards are also bringing stamina to spare/preferred position and triple fronts can fuck with it
My pengus got hard again reward>>563572094No
>>563571831The thing with ProtonVPN is you need to find that server that works and pin it for future uses>>563571924My bad then since the anon that time also had problem with Nord. I suggest trying a VPN around SEA or Thailand/Malaysia, and they're also closer to JP.
>>563571885it's 2026 and there are still people pretending pace hasn't been meta or relevant in almost every CM to date. it's insane to me.
>>563571914i have no ssky and the wrong maruzen so i have no consistent way to get angle + redshift so im boned
>>563572108frfr they're loving me this run. no 60 megaphones or speed anklets but I have 2 40s at least.
>>563571714I'm so sad that uma art is banned because I'd love to have more Suzu + Trainer (Literally me) art
>>563571987yeah, and RikuRyu are just friends, I betout of curiosity, are there any uma stories where it's not ambiguous, in your interpretation? Which ones, if any?
>>563572134alright, I see the play anon, I lack of a dedicated third front uma (going falco + kita) so I think I will use daiwa then, thanks for the advice!
>>563571809not him but thanks for the (You)
>>563572149suzucute
what the FUCK
danchou has been notified, now to intermittently try various solutions over the coming months until i go
ok i will be honest i dropped the gamemant killed it for medidnt make a run in 3 daysprobably will shitpost for 2 more day here then move on
>>563572081>anon refutes me with simple provable logic>SCHIZO!!!such a limp tail way to tackle an argument kek
>>563572190Same, but I'll just commit to the meme and make Maruzensky inherit her other version through grandparents
>doesn't even bother to change the file name
>>563572291see you tomorrowand the day after and the day after thatand the day after thatin saecula saeculorum etc etc
/uma/ don't fail me...you have to at least come across 1 of 2 jugemu videos once in your internet lifetime
>>563572149need some help with that?
>>563571671shut up Taishin
I don't need Med S for late Tamamo, right? Just pray you hit lightning and autowin
>>563572414The FMA clip or the Joshiraku clip?
>>563572414
>>563571536Joshiraku was a niche anime when it aired and never got a sequel. Only the ED dance is widely known.
>>563572380do you actually read and care about the filenames?
>>563572097wish you luck, I'd try to minmax kami maybe if i didn't hate MANT. Tho, I'd also probably run Tam/Cafe first if they were more viable this cm
>>563572290just stop playing bwo
winning shitket
Catbox finally worksTime to shitpost
>>563572510your archive reps bwo?
>>563571975>Creek is overratedIsn't Creek the least popular one out of the three?
>>563572535nyo. its MY hyperfixation and I get to choose when I quit
>>563572097I mean it doesn't get much better than that for lates aside from some more green speed skills.If she doesn't get left behind too much before late race then she'll always be able to compete.
>sweepytalk again I will rape your sweepy
>>563572414for me it's the bouncing badonkas
>>563572562How freaky does Akikawa get in bed?
thoughts?
>>563572414how's it feel knowing that a zoomer is the only one who's aware of it
>>563572639Are you going to masturbate now?
>>563572634Sweepy raped me but no one believes it
>>563572562Sex with akikawaYanking on her tail and playing with her uma ears
>>563572290We had a dacchi that came to Japan, and it was okay, just notify dancho and make sure the rest of the club is okay with carrying your ass, you can make up for it later, at least that is how it went in our clubThere is no need to play while on vacation, just enjoy the freedom while it lasts
>>563572665Imagine the director/trainer roleplay-akikawa’s desk would be violated in ways unseen in the academy.
>>563572693I knew something was off with my trainees sense of fashion...
>>563572747This, but Nishino Flower
>>563572225>are there any uma stories where it's not ambiguous, in your interpretationId argue even the ones without lines that lean into for (you) tend to say something you could interpret as a chance, if you want. Just like how there's plenty of lines you could interpret as yuri throughout almost everyone's career. It's the smart way to handle the game and I don't blame cy at all for it, its the best way too. We just have really annoying self insert fags that insist on it and spaz out. You never see yuri lovers do the same, they tend to be fine with both
>>563572715there are people nearby so not yet
10 months into the game and I still don't know what the actual fuck is OG Teio's unique activation requirements. Gametora made her unique activation sound like very easy to pull off but can't on lobbies.
>>563572414I found out what it's about and I only watch anime for men so no wonder I didn't get it
Wanted to share this with the class
>>563572414I watched Joshiraku as it was airingalso I just remembered Tetora is yeppers too
>>563572345I call you schizo cause you are complaining about the same shit from time to time, I still remember the meltdown you have over some pics showing Suzuka as a housewife
>>563572693kitasan would never!
>>563572693Incorrect because this wouldn't apply to umas such as Sweep Tosho and Nishino Fl
>>563572795This animation is horrible
>>563572639
Nishino... Sex...
>previous run the team sirius training wasn't available until october of senior year>this run, LITERALLY TURN 1, AFTER CLICKING THEIR ICON ONCEI'm so upset that catbox not letting me upload uma porn for all to enjoy is of little consequence by comparison
>>563572767but my 1.5 anni banners...
Sex with human women only.
>>563572784It's kinda like og OguriOguri's is: if you're losing, you winsTeio's is: if you're losing or winning, you lose
>>563572767fuck off spammer
>>563572784watch her last arima kinenyeah exact position
arent we all schizos?
>>563572380i leave file names when it has the umas name
>>563572596The mommy stuff/fat tithes just amplifies her popularity actually. But its overrated as fvck because of >"OH MY GAWD MOMMY CREEK PLEASE PLAY GOO GOO BABIES WITH ME"Doto has better mommy potential without the obnoxious personality the council
>>563572868dirtgods look like THIS????
>>563572693I still remember the private dance she gave me
>>563572852Don't shoot the messenger
>>563572953>>563572953>>563572953
>>563572875>catbox not letting me upload uma porn for all to enjoyWhat did you do?
>>563572918Some people are more schizo than others
>>563572767neck yourself>>563572881kill yourself too because you're both circlejerking avatarfaggots
Screw doing ace runs I'll just watch concerts until CM day
>>563572770>Imagine the director/trainer roleplay-akikawa’s desk would be violated in ways unseen in the academyNah, I feel like that she's an absolute bottom when it comes to bed honestly.
>>563572693kitachan is so pale i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>563572918I'm not schizo just autistic
oh my god Mommy Creek please play goo goo babbies with me
>>563572979>Jpnigger op Kill yourself
>>563572596She is, guy just wanted to seethe about mommy stuff. And anyone bringing up Freud unironically tells you all you need to know
>>563572982Nothing, catbox has blocked anonymous uploading for now
Suzuka or NY Uraha for my 3* selector?
>>563573080Prove me wrong faggot
>>563573121Suzuka
>>563573121You can farm the stars for Suzuka now so NY Urara
>>563572979what an ego whore, fuck off already
>>563573014god imagine pushing her small body against the desk, her feet not even being able to touch the floor while pounding her soft and tight bottom as she struggling to support herself up without falling forward from the sheer force and weight of each thrust. Imagine ejaculating inside of her and having her nopan while semen slowly drips down her leg and she’s forced to hold it in
>>563572808shocking, you're subscribing some nonsense to me that I'd never do. I literally have housewife suzu pics saved, shes my OG, replaced by bancho, but still tied at #2 with tama and cafe cuz im a toreina slut
>>563573069baaaaaasedbake a new one based anti jp bro
>>563572893Ew.
>>563573143Nah, I'm good. I do have better things to do with my night than argue with a retard..Enjoy your seething
>>563572784Needs a long final straight, guts build cm14 teio could work out
>>563572510NTA, but I noticed a couple weeks ago that someone started using my filenames for a couple of reaction images.
>they didnt notice fm giving you 15 guts if you picked final straight
>>563572768ai model? or artist?
>>563572693>Nah, I'm good. I do have better things to do with my night than argue with a retard..Enjoy your seething
>>563572918"we"
>>563572007She's gonna have to fight Hayahide and Taishin for it just like she did IRL, no debuffers here.>>563572178There's a reason I specifically called out generic paces, i.e. not El/Taiki/XOguri. From my personal experience generic paces were bad in Gemini, Cancer, Libra and Pisces. Aquarius was awful for me specifically but I'm willing to let that one go since a pace with better aptitudes (not that one existed that wouldn't have done better going front/late) could have probably taken Mummy and have done fairly well for themselves.
>>563573805these spic uma memes are godlike somehow
