Previous: >>563572953>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Good morning every-nyan!
Reminder that there are only 4 hours left to do the Spring G1 Celebration missions. Don't forget.
>>563591210She's more of a gen alpha girl
This Bakushin looks like a slut
>>563591298happy birthday my stupid class president
Aurafarming O
>>563591379Good morning Pearl anon!
>>563591418Its cause shes got handlebars
How can this sweet girl be a rapist?
This thread will be full of cocks!
.
>>563591459>feat
>>563591523oh noooo...
>follow someone for one specific support card>they change it with the current meta one that everyone already has
In /uma/ we fuck stallions
>>563591523smart cock
its really impossible to get SS ON NISHITNO WTF
Be straight
>>563591567because we get fucked by mares
>>563591523
Be gay
>>563591379goo moning
>>563591523Are we at the point of posting our cocks and our favorite uma yet?
>>563591298Happy Birthday Bakushin and thank you for carrying my ass during the early days
Digitan LOVE
>>563591613what if the cock hungry anons are foids
>>563591618so true!
>>563591679I'm sure they know the drill by nowUntil that happens stick to being straight
>>563591679I get told I'm foid coded if that counts
>Loves Only You giving birth video got released by DMM
>>563591679women hates cocksonly fake women and gays love cocks
>>563591618>fucking Super Creek's Umanko as i have my head her big tits, hugging her>as Gentildonna pegging me hard as her chest pushing me deep more into Creek's bosom
>>563591784This. Real women like other women.
>>563591653We got to start things slow, something like>your favorite uma>your cock length
>>563591523just like curren!
>>563591784I dunno I know a girl that basically ruined her life because of how much she loves cock
>>563591784>hate cocks >but rides dildos of all sizes Hmmmmmmmmm
that's a hide stub for me
>>563591935I just know Teiobros would have the smallest average
>>563591951They love the idea of cock and getting cockbut they don't love the item itself, if that makes sense
Did we win cm yet
>>563591679they're posting shakur and fenomeno bwo
What the helly
>>563591753new cryer on the bottom left
>>563591935So you're an Anon who likes to take things slow. Very cute. I bet you love to cuddle and kiss. :3
anons?
umanko
What's sex with Fuji Kiseki like
Mares...
>>563591523I HATE CURREN
hey
>>563592061that's why they should choose someone who loves both! hint hint nudge nudge
I had AI make me a Tampermonkey script just so I could pause those tantrum gifs for the upskirt moments more conveniently
now that nobody can see this post I think falco posters are really cute but don't tell them
>>563592417Air Groove if she was hot
>>563592454maru and rudolph look so goofy compare to cb
>>563592443Lies
>:)
I hoped you guys were gone for real this time
>>563592458now make her 2 bytes
I'm tired of pretending I hate Curren.
>>563592479Ethical use of AI.
>>563592557Doto wouldn't say this
chiyoposting and currenposting should be bannable
>>563592557Doto would never ever say that...
>>563592584
Curren's lewd pantyhose...
>>563591472>>563591651Good morning bros!
>>563592512she's only pretending to like her so that the betrayal stings more later
>>563592652
>>563592614>Riceposterthe pot calling the kettle black
>>563592584me in the truck
>>563592630even netkeiba is getting gay...
>>563591935I want Handanon and Dickanon to spitroast me so much... Hopefully I can find a sweet bf here. Never suspected there could be so many cute guys in /uma/..
Fix the fucking website already
You all like cocks now?
>>563592752but I've been asking for one a long time before this...
I feel like I am kinda fucked for some of these bannersI wonder when I should call it quits when pulling.Like usually scenario banners are pull until MLB or until you are dry right? Maybe just one spark for all the others and pray then use selectors and crystals for whatever I don't MLB
>>563592584>>563592664woah Curren Chan is my hero
>>563592752
>>563592818>now
>>563592825have you now..
>>563592837CB wit and Tachyon work at 1lb (though you'd want mlb if you want to main their specific styles)Light Hello works at 0lb and even mlb R, though 2lb is preferredAlso why are you rolling for end cards (cb and dura) but also Bourbon wit? Bobo is a front exclusive card and unless you plan on spending a lot then you should limit yourself to a style
>>563592756>panels read from right to left>pages from left to rightwho the fuck made it this way and why
>>563592837cards are gay
Help a retard please, /uma/. Who's the better ace? Yes I'm testing both on rooms but it's taking some time to get a decent sample size.
>>563592837Because you are pulling like a retard. Why are you pulling for cards for a bunch of different running styles. Pick one of 2 styles you like and roll for them.
>>563592703nyo
>>563592837First of all you're pulling for 3 different styles cb/tach/smaru Tach/light banner has 100 free pulls so thats your saving graceThe only reason to pay scenario pal tax is if you want to have borrow freedomYou can just have her as a perma borrow if your deck is good enough
>>563592837>scenario banners are pull until MLBHuh? No. The only scenario pal that needs high LBs is Tucker, who needs 3LB. Everyone else is good enough at 0LB.
>>563592952lewd image
>>563592825wtf ai chan looks so lewd without ear socks and bow...
>>563592837it seems like you're splitting your pulls between pace/front/late which is not sustainable, just pick onemaru-bourbon is for frontsmcqueen is for pacesdura+dia is for latesfesta can be paid ticketed on 2nd annitachyon can be paid ticketed on 3.5 anni
>>563592993Maybe...
>>563592868I have...seriously>>563593024she looks totally normal!
Size matters after all...
WE are all pulling for Taiki camping right
>uma is designed as having 2 pair of horns>specialized in debuff skills>is one of the wifest characterWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>563593218nyo... my wallet...
>>563593098>I have...seriouslyWe're both gonna make it, Anon. I met my ex-bf on 4chan too and he was an absolute catch. Just gotta be careful and really trust each other first before you meet up.
>>563593218if I get king and nature early sure
>>563593237Umapyoi!
>>563593218nyo
>>563593273Why'd yall break up then if he was that great hm?
>>563593237Curren has debuffs but she isn't a debuff character, she is a strong Ace
>>563593218nyo im saving for rob roy
>>56359193521cmIm split between Scarlet and Nishino (not a pedo I just think shes nice)
>>563593273you actually have experience?? that sounds really lovely anon...
>>563593318the worse curren has just one pair of horns and isn't even a wife, just an harlot.
>>563592932the ryan one looks better honestly
>>563593018
>>563591379Dumbass
If I main fronts what upcoming wit card should I pull for (I have MLB Finemo already)
wagmi xisters, im lesbian though and its so hard to find a girlfriend.
>>563593304umapyoi with bouquet-chan!
>>563593427wit bobo
>>563592916>>563592950>>563592956>>563593081Unfortunately the umas I like are in a bunch of different styles.I will take the hit when it comes to being efficient with my carats in order to run my favorite girls.I guess I COULD skip out of CB wit but that would mean I don't have any wit card for a long ass time since I don't have FineMo or Neicha.I know I am retarded but so have a big heart and don't want to miss any of em. I don't want to be restrained to just one or two styles. I was a Karenfag when I played Pokemon so I want to run my favorites!
>>563593427Wit Bourbon because she has golden groundwork. If you are super deidcated to only running fronts you can even consider skipping Ramonu.
>>563592932the dober one looks better honestly
>>563593427Maruzensky
>>563593447MANT isn't that bad you fucking fags.
>>563593218Sorry I need to save for Summer Mackie
>>563593081>festa can be paid ticketed on 2nd anni>tachyon can be paid ticketed on 3.5 anniThis will help a lot Thank you anon, I might be able to skip out on their banners then and hold out a little bit to get them.
What the fuck are they doing to the site? Does it finally work?
i found an anon on public rooms, he is very cute
>>563593317His family was extremely conservative, so they didn't know about him being a fag. After 8 years in our relationship they found out, were horrified and gave him an ultimatum, to either break up and find a gf or his entire family would cut ties with him forever.He was a family man and really loved every single one of them, so after talking about it for a long time, we decided to break up. It was honestly extremely hard because we were still very much in love and lovey-dovey all the time, even after 8 years. I cried like the faggot I am and was depressed for months.2 years ago I found out through a mutual friend that he now has a gf and a well-paying job in a bank. I really hope he found happiness. Genuinely the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met.
>>563593671we are all gonna die
>>563593351>21cmproof?
Curren Chan with her kid Curren Moe, and Ikezoe.
>>563593481You don't get to run all styles unless you're a whale.End Closers are all trash except Orfevre and Orfevre isn't on your list so ignore EndsFront Runners are meta for LoH so they are a safe investmentPace/Lates are the meta for the CMI would invest in Fronts and one of Pace/Late at most if you're not willing to spend a bunch of money and you want to have good decks.
>>563593765xister...
>>563593765sorry to hear...I don't know how you (seemingly) managed to recover from that
>>563593765Damn, that actually sucks to hear, now I feel bad. Hope you find your happiness too, anon.
>>563593481if you paypig thats fine i guess. Thats going to be a lot of money. CB is actuall the only one you can make a case of being affordable because ends dont get good cards until taishin wit in 3rd anni (sweep is bait)
You fucking faggots
>>563593765frontsis...
>>563593765Based family saved him from faggotry. I am sorry your family could not save you too. Please find God.
>>563594020this >>563591523 you?
I prefer this.
woah
I can't believe ntr anon lied about the 200 clocks... I'm almost out because I trusted them...
happiness comes from children not perversion. i hope you guys stop being faggots and go for the opposite gender and not ruin your ancestors efforts. you can have both a gay fag boyfriend and a wife you know.
>>563594103New post number new me
I want to learn the ways of the buhi
>>563594020I thought those were supposed to be her tits but I just realised they are her crossed arms
>>563594096God's the one that made me born this way, sorry you struggle with simple concepts
>>563593765I refuse to believe that's real
smart falcon open legs naked
>>563594205>
>>563594202all I know is that Kita is literally the only Uma I have who eats clocks every single run I do, and yes I have 300 speed by Niigata.
I hope all the gay, trans, and straight anons of any gender in this thread find their happiness! Be that in the form of a special someone or something else
>>563593893But I like Tama more than Ofevre so I will run her instead!>>563593946The reason why I say skip out on CB is because 2 of those in the image are end closers so I guess I can just borrow CB.I will likely suffer and lose CMs but I am sure I can squeeze out a couple of wins using my favorites even if they aren't meta and I don't have all the perfect cards for em.Heck, this game has a lot of casuals who don't know what they are doing anyways.I just want to play my favorites, meta be damned
Post your hybrid aces
>>563594280Ok, find God and beat him up for turning you into a faggot, then. You need to find God either way dumb faggot
>>563594358based
retards
>>563594335straight (heh) facts kitasis!
>>563593304what is she doing?
>>563594205>you WILL have a child>you WILL continue "your" bloodline>you WILL get any kind of job so you can support your child>you WILL buy him child products>you WILL bring him to school and give him proper education>you WILL be happyGoycattle mentality
ryan LOVE
>>563594335>but not the bis?Its over
>>563593765kwab (kwab what a bitch)
Taiki Shuttle and her beloved trainer happily married and naked making love with the sole purpose of procreation google search
>>563594336Tama turns into a Late Surger when Lates become meta, if she's your fav End Closer you might as well ignore Ends
>>563594358You cannot find something that doesn't exist, imaginary friend fag.
>>563594348nyo
>>563593856>proofYou need proof again?https://gofile.io/d/LvKYhE
>>563594319>>563594445faggotry is actually peak npc. if you had the spark you wouldnt be a fag. We actually dont need more people less is better. so fags are the ones who technically self culled themselves. passing down love and knowledge is peak humanity. what do fags do? peak hedonism.
boysex
>>563594515How did God make you a faggot if he doesn't exist
I drop a hundred on the game every couple months but I barely play
>>563593920I'd lie if I said I don't still think about him pretty often to this day, but all things considered, I'm alright.>>563593939Thanks, I'm trying.>>563594305I don't know if there's anything I can post to prove this happened without giving away too much info about him or me, but I understand it sounds like a ludicrous story.>>563594096I wouldn't mind being normal, Anon. Really wish I were like everyone else.>>563594280 is not me btw.
>>563593765I-I don't know what to feel about this. I'm sorry that happened to you, and his choice was understandable. Kudos to you for respecting his choice, and hope that you find your happiness anon or the person for you.Also, gay.
Little bro thinks a higher power put him on this planet with intent and meaning, and still spends his time jerking off to anime horse girls while shit posting and flinging slurs....
>>563594550>the only way to not be a hedonist is have sex with a woman!!!!!I'm straight and you sound like an even bigger faggot the way you're obsessed over it
>>563594547
what's the magic deck that people are using to get 1200 spd plus 1000+ power and witi've been using 2spd 3wit and riko but even using two power bonus spd cards (kita and ntr) i still need rng to go in my favor to break 1000i've tried the traditional 2spd/2pow/2wit but then double rainbows decide they want to become extinct and trying to split my training between all three just leaves them all weak
>>563594625I haven't paid a penny but I log on every single day
>>563594482Really? I remember someone saying that Tama is better as a late surger later when that one Kris S card comes out but then I remember asking if that was true here and they said that while both are viable, end closers are generally better in long courses than late surgers and Tama is a long focused uma
>>563594550I'm literally a teacher, what have you ever taught children other than bigotry
>>563594631If pedos can be normal and not fuck kids you can be normal and not fuck men.
>>563594659having a family is the opposite of hedonism its sacrifice out of love. fags wouldnt get it at all. you just think pleasure is the ultimate goal of life, you want to be "happy" in bliss. so you chase perversion. Thats peak hedonism.
>>563593409https://x.com/i/status/2044008636259938462Don't forget to turn up and cheering for out girl
>>563594680The magic ingredient is only 16+ power sparks
>>563594547anon please stop every time I see this I start leaking so much precum and have a feral need to masturbate. think of your peers...
>>563594741nigga you're posting on /vg/ complaining about gay people you are not going to have a family ever
Rice Villain would support the gays
>>563594623I didn't realize you were actually schizophrenic and heard voices when I followed your context. Intelligent people are able to think of God as a vague concept for morality and not a literal fairy sky man
>>563594725Consenting adults having sex and grooming and fucking a child aren't exactly a fair comparison, Anon.
>1 month into MANTBlazer did this to /uma/qwos how are we surviving 3 more months of this
faggots be talking about god and the meaning of life instead of fawning over cute horse girls
Are the cute anons back yet?
>you can even consider skipping Ramonu.Nah you skip Tachyon not Ramonu because you use 2 wit card in GM
What's going to happen to me?
>>563594550So you're saying it's better to put a child in this fucked up world and let him suffer from the consequences of our ancestors actions and our passivity to all the bullshit happening in the world, rather than enjoy the little things we can have at our fullest?
Can you guys not?
>>563594835god should have made horse girls real then dumb cunt
>>563594826Burger hours are coming soon so the thread will get better
>>563594680I got my U rank Taiki last thread and I just use a simple 2 speed 2 power 2 wit. Both power cards are shitty SR. Only train power if the other stuff sucks hard or if it's summer, summer is free max training after all.
>>563594713I'm not interested in Lates or Ends but from what I heard when Lates get Lose yourself they become stronger than Ends for Long races. You're probably better off asking in the JP thread
>>563594680Wit is extremely inconsistent, especially if you're only running 2 wit cards. This is mostly because FM honestly has low priority so on a good day you get double-triple rainbows (during summer) and on a bad run you may not train wit at all in summers. And then sometimes you get that lucky run where you get great speed rainbows so you just spam power or wit training for senior summer/finale.Don't use Riko if you're running 3 wit, you want to highroll into good wit trainings during non-race turns, not hit Riko.
>no GWFuck it whatever. The rest of the 5/6 parents+grandparents will carry.
>>563594873get ready to explain yourself to the uma police
>>563594835Let's all post our favorite horse girls then.Without talking about the size of your boobs or penis. Please
>>563594873umapyoi while her parents hear everything
>>5635946801 fine motion rainbow gives you as much wit as 2 shitty SRsumas that dont have speed or power growth are basically kwab
I have the mightiest need for Rulership
>>563594725Saying that 2 days after everyone fapped to and fantasized about Nishino Flower is so /uma/.
>>563594826we start an erp thread
>>563594826I FEEL that we'll go through different themes each month. This month is for cocks and gay hours.
Little bro is gonna procreate and continue his fucked up 4chan cuck bloodline to avoid admitting he's gay, only to do surprised pikachu face when his child is gay too and ends the bloodline anyway (if nuclear war doesn't do it first)
>>563594826Learn Japanese and move to the REAL /uma/ with the posters we forcibly displaced despite being immigrants
>>5635949561.5 can't come soon enough
>>563594814I didn't define God at all retard bwo. The first and only person that mentioned an imaginary friend is you>>563594817If a pedo can stop fucking kids a faggot can stop fucking men and a straight man can stop fucking women and become a monk.I don't care about which act is more evil, the action of controlling your sexual urges is the same
>>563594826>>563593447>mant is so bad literally half of this thread would rather suck cocks than play it
I was ahead of the curve and gayposting on other boards long before /uma/ went global. The weak should fear the strong.
>>563594873Umapyoi<3
>>563594885>life isnt worth living because im not pleasured enough You have children because life is the greatest gift and passing down knowledge is the ultimate goal. happiness is in the gratitude of life. The very beauty of the world is enough to make you happy. depressed losers wont get it cause they arent grateful of how good is it to be alive. they also dont have sense of meaning in life except for hedonism.
I don't feel like playing anymore What do?
>>563594894>
>>563594956
Jfc, this thread. Religion truly fucks humans up.
>>563595194Don't Be free
>>563595262I blame /pol/
>>563595194Suck cock
I just want a bf to spoil and devote myself too...
>>563595186Nice fanfiction, it's funny you spend your time jerking off to anime horse girls while preaching this in the forum for the horse girls>>563595194Just wish away the not wanting to play like you do with gayness
>>563595186Marvie... I don't want another kid we have 8 already...
>>563587770Teio has a hidden event that's not in GameaaTora.You get Nimble Navigator for free if you win Satsuki Sho+Derby.Doesnt work in mant tough unfortunately.
All you guys talk about is sucking cocks or being raped by women.
>>563594894Nigger, Chiyonoanon, Falcotranny and Stegolover are active during US hours. The trifecta of shitposters. Not to mention the literal shitposting Anon. This is as good as the thread gets. It's all downhill from here.
niggas debating the meaning of life in an anime horse girl gacha thread wwwwwwww
>hide erp>thread disappears
>>563587770>then anime Teio has 2 gold recoveries including one that is medium only lmao and her ult doesn't work eitherAw man, does her unique not trigger consistently hereIt's a huge velocity boost so I was planning on trying to make late surger anime teio and try to luckshit some wins
>>563595376I talk about how cute Rice Shower is
You don't love your kamioshi uma if you wouldn't suck their horse dick
>>563595428we are talking about god and procreation instead now
>>563595385>not mentioning the currenfag, finemofag, and kitafagnyoooticing
>>563595321arent you fags the one preaching in here about how fags arent the actual goycattle identity created solely because 1. its temporary cause they cant reproduce.2. the perfect group of marginalized people to "protect" and garner support into power.Hope you find the spark eventually.
>>563595428What crimes have we committed to deserve this?
>>563595376I want to be raped by Daiwa
>>563595515STOP NOOTICING. RIGHT NOW.
/uma/ will start healing when 1/2 TP is over
>>563594680dunno but I can do it with shit growths and shit sparks (8 power + garbage)good cards, I guess
Why are there so many retarded hosts with random mood
>>563595480this
>Canela FinaGood to see her again
>>563595385Genuinely what do those three even do? Chiyoposter just larps as a faggot and gives Oguri tier gaslighting advice, the Stegolover just ritualposts, and I don't even recall there being a Falco avatarfag. Only the literal shit poster is an actual malignant poster in that list.
>>563595376posting dasca isn't gonna quell the horniness
>>563595117Does that make you an oldfag?
>>563595539Your delusions really are funny because they're based entirely on logic that falls apart instantly if you examine it. >1. its temporaryLife is temporary no matter what retard.>Breeding is all we exist forReally hypocritical since you're in a 4chan general for a degen waifu sim. If you actually lived by your words you'd have killed yourself by now, you know you're never touching a womanI live to enjoy myself and make the world better when I can because I understand it's all temporary, you live to shill bigotry and fear mongering because you were brainwashed to as a kid
>>563595675post more npc umas
>>563595753baaaased anon
/uma/ has really gone to shit after Bricked kicked out fukuanon. This is just Shiraoki-sama showing us some of her wrath. How can we seek for her forgiveness?
>>563595453How in the world would you run Teio in this nightmare of a scenario as lateProbably impossible to get medium S with the sparks having to be mile and late surger
Successfully derailed the thread again.
>>563595710The literal shitposter is the least bad of them because he's at least doesn't pretend to be one of us. It's easy to understand their posts aren't actually part of the general and they're going to be gone soon. The others make the general worse insidiously, when Stego releases I'm not even going to want to pull them because I'll just think of them as an annoying faggot's jerk off material.
>>563591679There are no girl on the internet.
>>563595753This homo ain't wrong.
Daring Tact and her new born colt (sire - Equinox)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdLqlkw73A
>>563594885This way of thinking is retarded, the world has always been fucked up, but most people are stil happy. It's not because you are a depressed fat fuck that everyone isKys instead of trying to demoralize people
>>563595825Shiraoki isn't real
I joined some rooms because I have like seven usable umas and need to thin them outI lost to every Sky and OguriMy enthusiasm to keep doing CM runs has cratered
>>563595957don't shay that!!
>>563595753Bodied that bitter freak
Uma Musume (Pretty Derby)
>>563595825Fuku must be redeemed, Rebricked danchou never apologized.... Great Misfortune surrounds the thread until they will...
>>563595991Just win with your own Sky and Oguri.
>>563595991How is this relevant to our discussion about sexuality and philosophy?? Wrong general, horsefucker.
>>563595991Should've been here last week, every /uma/ room is just XOguri-double dominator winning.
>pretty good run>not a single heal skill hintwill have to gamble it seems
>>563595698Joyful News is a very cute name
What other generals do you guys post in? I need a bunker to sit this out
>>563594826Anon i do not think you realize we are going at a 3 month pace. At the rate we are going in is March-June-September-December. We are already doing two events, two CM's and had the Falcon Event and Goldship Login coming soon. Signed Droit and Tracen Cheerleaders events with double banners. These were at 1.3 in JP. So we are essentially heading at a fast pace this year. TL:DR Grand Live is coming in June, and the acceleration is happening quickly vs JP who had to suffer for 6 months.
>>563595753im talking about your entire demographic.life is temporary and that wasnt my first point. its all temporary. and yet you are still a fag because you were brainwashed.you were literally brainwashed into becoming gay. and its so sad. One of the main reasons dems LOST was because of people hating the gay programming. Proof is in the education system. YOU are the one brainwashed by the most powerful tool we have today. Education AND the internet.Do you really not understand if we were all gay humanity would be extinct?
>>563595991Post your best performing uma and deck
Wait so alts can actually inherit their OG skill
Sometimes when I turn on or off my desk fan my second monitor turns off for a second. They're both connected to the same multiplug. Should I be worried?
Why did this general degrade into some mmo erp general where people talk about their personal lives?It was never like this before global.
>>563595835With the power of uma.db to search for parent borrows anything is possible, although you have to give up on miles and surrender yourself to longs and the triple crown routeI failed to get the medium S spark though and the run was full of too much stamina and godawful luck overall, once daily borrows refresh I need to try out different deck compositions but all I need is ONE highroll run
>>563596081I recommend closing the tab and playing something else or watching a youtube video/movie. Read a book maybe. Broaden your media horizon. Read Muv Luv
this thread sucks
>>563594835
>>563596109Nyes and thats why S. Maru with Redshift is gonna be strong next CM
>>563596081There's /vm/a...
nice general bwo
I want MANT to be over already...I don't like MANT /uma/ threads...
XOgurilet behavior
>>563595698All in on Pink Jin
>>563596178yeah and we know what it sucks
>I don't want to train or race! I want to to just FUCK!Uma that fits this?
Philosophy classes and meaning of life debates with /uma/
>>563596254hishi miracle
>>563596231It'll be alright, Anon. Come here.*hugs and nuzzles you*
>>563596142For some reason, a lot of anons when they are bored, still post instead of doing anything else to entertain themselves
>>563595932>Kys instead of trying to demoralize peopleInteresting that you aimed this at the anon you did instead of the actual mouth breathers spamming "GOD PUT YOU ON THIS EARTH TO ENSLAVE YOURSELF TO CHILDREN REGARDLESS OF YOUR HAPPINESS, YOU ARE SINNERS, AFTER YOU PLAY THE ANIME GACHA TODAY GO OUT AND FUCK A WOMAN BECAUSE THAT WILL REDEEM YOU IN THE EYES OF GOD YOU HEATHENS, UOH I WANNA FUCK NISHINO FLOWER, OH YEAH YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR CONSENTUAL RELATIONSHIP"
>>563595825Shiraoki-sama probably have forgiven me already by clearing Fukuanon's name
>Why is no one talking about the game with 4 viable umas and 8 viable cards for the scenario that very few people actually enjoy playingIt's truly a mystery. I'd prefer textless art posting over having to read some chud's views on life though.
>>563595186I'm not saying "life isn't worth living", i'm saying i don't want to take responsability to force another life to come out in this world. You can still find something to make you happy>>563595932>the world has always been fucked upNot really and also back then people would fight their lives for a better world. Also there is even a matter of awareness that makes everything even worse today.>Kys instead of trying to demoralize peopleI'm not trying to "demoralize" anyone. Everything started by someone forcing you into thinking that putting a child in this world will make you happier, which is wrong. I'm just saying "procreation" isn't everything, or it cannot be everything for everyone, giving my example in the context of the world we live in.
>>563596287I saw that dotoposter first, Stop Right There!
>>563596174This place used to be my first choice for procrastinating and time wasting for when I couldn't consoom media>>563596196You guys have no images...
>>563596275ITS FUCKING ZOOMERS THAT ARE RUINING THE FUCKING THREAD GOD FUCKING DAMN
Now that I've played both Mejiro Ardan and Satono Diamond's careers on global, I can now say that I don't understand the hype about them. All the fanart props them as some kind of (You)pandering monster, but when you actually play their careers, all they do is spout long-winded metaphors about overcoming challenges and being obsessed with their government-mandated yuribait rival. I paid 30k carats twice to be given Daiwa Scarlet's story again, what a fucking scam. Unironically, Bourbon or Taiki's careers is more romantic than these skanks.
>>563596254
Japanese were right Trackblazer doomed the game
>>563596368*teleports behind you**hugs and nuzzles you too*Too slow, Nonny.~
>>563596387my bro...
>>563596386you're supposed to read the umamusume stories retardbro
>>563596178sucks cock?
>>563596350
>>563596382Obsessed
it's MA'NT!
>>563596254Urara
>>563596148Not him but I've also attempted an anime Teio run. She has yet to win a lobby though
>>563596386good bait
>>563596142Because when people try to talk about the game you dox them and kick them from your club
>>563595825It probably isn't a coincidence this happened to the thread right after he was ousted...
>>563596386Imagine being a loser self inserter
If you're gonna post yuri at least post good ships like gorumeno or sirinaka
>>563596128she cute. looking forward to her
I want to ask a question related to Umamusume: Pretty Derby, but I'm scared.
so what's your favorite gundam series
>>563596475I laughed, you can have a (You)
>>563596529both of those are shit tho?
You must not roll a 7 Trainer...
>>563596148>>563596485What even is the optimal med/long agenda for most stats?
I hope the next Uma film is about Nakayama Festa. The horse's life story definitely lends itself to one
>>563596574go ahead
>>563596529personally im more of a fan of chokondi
>>563596081I usually go to /vm/a to seek refugee when the threads are horrible because of the schizo but this one's fine tbdes
>>563596085>you were literally brainwashed into becoming gayI'm gay because it feels good to be and has since puberty. I don't hide my true self like you cucks do>Do you really not understand if we were all gay humanity would be extinct?This cope is hilarious and obvious proof you were brainwashed, you mongrels parrot it endlessly when it makes no fucking sense. Who told you everyone should be forced to be gay ITT retard? Do YOU not understand gay people have literally always existed, with records as far as recordings can be found, and yet the global population rises over time?Again, you're a massive hypocrite sitting there going "hurr durr you NEED to breed because human life will all end if you personally don't" when we all know the gay anons and you repressed fags get the same amount of pussy. The gay anons just enjoy life more.
>>563596485I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, fellow Teiobro, but running as Pace Chaser will never win you any lobbies, XOguri is just too consistent and has speed carryover on top of her accel - even if you trigger NSM at the ideal timing she'll still probably beat you (and if not her, a front runner with Angling and Scheming)Making her a Late is the only path I've found where she even remotely has a chance, and that still requires Medium S and perfect Pump Iron/Moving Past and Beyond timing to *maybe* beat the 100% consistency OgurisOshirunning is a curse and double as much if they're a Pace, I don't think it's gonna get any better until we get the consistent accel skills
you should Look At Curren
>>563596275If sweepy is your power then what are you without it?
its meim the schizo
>>563596178its sucks because i did not attent for the last 9 hours
Mejiro Dober sand-bathinghttps://x.com/villa_lake/status/2043994556698632670?s=20
>>563596485Teio bro, if you are gonna run her as pacer give her Neck&Neck
>>563596705Only if you post fluffy or wobbly Curren
>>563596640>single G1 shitter who's biggest claim to fame is ALMOST winning a raceNoImagine wasting budget on umas with less than 4 G1 wins
>>563596130Your power supply isn't strong enough for max load of both devices so when the fan requires power It cucks the monitor. It does cause minor wear damage to the computer to repeatedly do that but so does just using it normally so it depends on if you care about it dying a little earlier or not>>563596142As opposed to the JP thread which just talks keiba and has goon circles, neither of which has anything to do with the game either when it comes down to it
oh god the brown is here now
Cute. I didn't know that Rice shows up in Chiyo's career.
>>563596748I've heard that the schizo posts naked umas these days
>>563596094+Late Corners, Take the Chance, Fighting SpiritNTR/Kita/Flower/Marvelous/Finemo/NatieBest performing but hasn't won anything
Wait so shrine visit doesnt guarantee removal of debuffs? wtf?
/vm/a metaposts way too much
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really realy realy really really really love Stego.
>the schizo is backas if it couldn't get any worse
>>563596793Underdog stories featuring characters who overcome adversity after being written off >>>>> a story about a serial winner who just wins and experiences no jeopardy or growth
Have you ever tried horse meat, /uma/?
This isn't uma or vma anymore is just an amalgamation of different thread cultures where people freely frogpost or teiopost and no one bats an eye
>>563596909Fake Stego poster. You lack the passion of the real one.
>>563596674But you can't post image in /vm/a
>there is a /bag/got in my /uma/ general
>>563596813>As opposed to the JP thread which just talks keiba and has goon circles, neither of which has anything to do with the game either when it comes down to itNotice how they're not specifically talking about themselves?I really don't care what some stupid child or adult minor has to say on 4chan about themselves. Talk about the game or don't
>>563596598I'm sorry anyon but you've been diagnosed with terminal trashtasteitis
I wonder how the Chiyo anon feels. He spent weeks spamming his faggotry for attention trying to be the fag of uma. Meanwhile some random dude posts his hands and becomes a much bigger fag icon in seconds. Soon after another anon posts his dick and becomes an even bigger fag icon too.I would be fuming if I was the Chiyo poster.
>>563596947yea it wasnt very good
>>563596947Yes, for the price it isn't much better then deer but its a matter of taste
>>563596996boo!
>>563596909Cool story, Oriental Art
>>563596947no, I've tried moose those are kinda like horses
>>563597003I assure you there's no one happier than him that these pictures got posted
>>563596947Planning for some sashimi for my next japan trip
Is uma a falcohood or currengang territory?
>>563596947Yeah it's a bit too big for me though
>>563596947I've dreamed about it a lot but I really don't want to end up like Mr. Hands.
>>563596634I just created my own with around 557 stats 1083 SP. Kind of low but I can play around with the schedule according to my RNG>>563596696I've given some thought of running her as late. I'm going to try remaking another version with the Neck & Neck but dropping the guts build, and making her as late later once I'm done deciding who'll be my 3rd ace. She hasn't won lobbies yet but she's been consistent with her placements so far.>>563596779This was before the new Daiwa card dropped, and I don't think I could make it work with a guts deck.
Anyone know when this hag is going to appear? I know she was mentioned in Dober's story but she didn't really show up.
>>563597126Not really a fan of any of em but if I had to pick one I would pick Falco because I prefer wholesome cuteness over devilish cuteness
>>563597001Sirius will not have any good ships until Miho Shinzan makes it into uma
>>563597003The Chiyofag just seems like an attention whore so he's probably happy that he takes up so much of the thread's mind share.
>>563596685>enjoying life copenah deep down you prob will never find actual happiness because that comes from the natural order of the universe. gynesexual men turning gay from you were born this way programming, and wanting to be a woman because they like women. thats why the suicide rate is so high for these people. People in war times dont kill themselves yet gays do because the spark knows. The very spark that gave natural order to the universe.And you just admited yourself you are a hedonist. The entirety of the homos is simply a reactionary movement. rejection of the current norms.I only bothered to reply cause you as the biggest goy cattle class called the architects of society goy cattle. and your only argument is hedonism and ad hominems. because you are likely too retarded to even have this conversation
>>563591935Tokai Teio15 cm but I have to press into the fat pad a little bit to reach this number
next CM won't be better
>>563596997Goonposting is talking about yourselves. "I want to fuck this character" says nothing about the character, the contents of the post are solely about yourself. Also the keiba shit is often in the form of "I bet money on this".
>>563597147>>563597151Im gonna keep it real my neighashorse benis is just to alien (all animal dicks desu)so i never understood why people show interest in it
>>563597126Falco should be a crip tho
nishino brap
you know times are rough when people start eating horses
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>563597245probably because it's really big
>>563597210>press into the fat padthe what
>>563597285hey I played kcd2 recently too
>>563597126Falco because this bitch spooked me while puling for nishino
>>563597245Theres way more creepy looking animal dicks out thereHave you seen tapirs? Or echidnas?
>>563597204Ah yes, the classic "Y-ou're not really happy even if you think you are, you don't really enjoy life because you don't repress yourself enough to, it's the busybodies spamming hatred and fear that enjoy life!" cope
Not today
>>563597305>Tastes like an HDMI cableI have questions
You guys should be nicer to me.
>>563597185Personally, Head-On/Neck And Neck is way too random for 2000m+ races. You're probably better off getting NSM with enough midleg to put Teio right behind a front and praying that she rockets off of that right when late-race starts
>>563596634Probably something vaguely along this line, though obviously you need to improvise with what you get during a runJunior year is really the only time you suffer when doing med/long path but you can still get nearly 30 races without ever needing to quadruple up
>>563597308>doesnt know about bonepressingWay to out yourself as a girl
>>563596771Dober nee-san...
>>563597191from my quick check it might just be when her card releases, don't think she appears anywhere in the game before that
>>563597341n-no...I can't say I take the time to look up animal dicks
>>563597286>>563597375>>563597217>>563596909
>>563597416But I love you. I've always loved you...
>>563591665The other quote for reference
>>563597482
Bakushin O keeps telling me it's her birthday and is very cute about it
>>563597416You're literally my superstar of the /uma/ even tho you're a poser
Neat
>>563597452Wait, she shares a banner with how many cards? Is it a situation where they just dump a bunch of R and SR stuff?
>>563597308you know when you are a little overweight, and fat start depositing on your pubes? It reduces your effective cock length by making it appear smaller, so I cheated a little bit by pressing into the fat to counteract this effect
>stego fag>i hate teio fag>teio fag>ntr fag>sakura o fag>doto fag>curren fag>orange fag>curren shitter>mambo dog>opera (male) bird freakdid i miss one?why this general has so many avata trannies?ai and scat is not even the worst part of it
>>563597228wanting to fuck a character from the series is still related to the gamethe game is about japanese horse racing so talking about keiba is also related to the game"i broke up with my faggot boyfriend of 8 years" isn't
>>563597509oh yeah I'm on a remote desktop connection so I'm a little slow, she is telling everyone who will listen no doubt, and well should she since it is something that should concern the entire world
>>563597587AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTeio bros will never beat the allegations
>>563597431How in the world do you even win HaruTen when training a shorter medium ace?I don't dare touch it unless I have B stamina and I am never at B stamina when the times comes for it
>>563597581yeah
>>563596705Imastawhore
>>563597627Am I the fag or the shitter
>>563597587You have to be the Teio Anon who eats his own cum, right? You always provide us with such valuable knowledge. I'm glad I met you.
>>563596996Hello.
>>563597627>mentions currenfags>doesn't mention falcofagsI see who you are.
Dumb dog
>>563597707don't reply to the schizo
>>563597627>why this general has so many avata trannies?not comparable to an MMO general but people avatarfag due to a lack of personality. Same why people run RP accounts on twitter, they aren't interesting on their own so they have to borrow a popular character to get attention.
God I've never seen so many faggots try to police a generalYou wanna be jannies can clean the streets for free if that gives you meaning
>>563597424I want to try training with one then test on lobbies. If it fails then I'll try building late, or go back to the guts one.
>>563597627I think I will spend today trying to build an end ChristOguri
>>563597308The pubic area is one where fat deposits easily, so most people, even when they are of normal weight, will have fat there
Any of these CM worthy?
>>563597707both>>563597720is that ulala? holly cow>>563597732did i ask who i forgot kingfag? i will add you both
>>563597627*rapes you*
Matikane
I'm unironically gonna roll for MCR Shakur
>>563597627>>563595515
>>563596870At first glance stats seem serviceable as for skills you either go gambling ace or dominator since you need to be in the back for it to trigger, can't check kachidev right now but corner recovery may not be needed but I can understand the lack of skills to pick with your cards I assume you are borrowing NTR since no nice nature wit, maybe is the comp? This is a heavy front/pace meta so bynyou being the only one with lates is going to be hard for your uniques to trigger not much you can do when I think about it other than pray your opp is doing the same, no shit veterans warned us xoguri was a must pull
>>563597840You really, really want Med S on this track. Speaking as someone who genuinely considered Med A
>>563597627How is Stegofag an avatarfag How is I hate teiofag an avatarfag Do you faggots know what an avatarfag is
>>563597003Fag escalation, we're in a homo arms race
>>563596985A lot better than currently what's happening again. Time to seek refugee once again
>>563597840no you need nsm or its unusable
>>563597278Smells like flower?>>563591665>>563597509Thank you Bakushin for taking my Ura and S rank virginityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxcAXamuyR4
>>563597840>900 gutsAnon... The Hog doesn't need guts when she can just get 1200 wit and be on the front when late race starts.
>>563597894Glowing, gay or maybe both?
>>563597882>>563597984Why are boobs so much hotter when viewed from behind?
>>563597642You are just a hypocrite honestly, you can twist logic just as much to say romance is in the game so talking romance is on topic the exact same way you say horses are in the game so all horses are on topic. It's ok to just admit you like keiba and don't like romance.
>>563597840you want less guts more wit and medium S is almost mandatory since everyone is running the same shi with almost identical stats you want any advantage possible
>>563597587teiobros this isnt a larp only actual fat fucks would know this... ovr repvtation...
>>563597627>>563597867lmao one of the avas that tries so hard even harder than any of those is just so irrelevant only I remember thats kinda sad
>>563597712I'm not the only teio anon who does that!
>jeet is here>I'm leaving work now so don't need to see his posts phew, thank god I managed to run out of borrows even though my phone crashed 5 times I'll miss you umadacchi I'll see you later
>>563597946>How is Stegofag an avatarfag>>563597374 (trans)>>563597305 (trans)>>563596909 (trans)>>563596659 (trans)2
>>563597720is zoosposting still alive
>>563597932Man I have like 9 MED hints and I've not gotten Mid S on Oguri in like 6-8 tries. >>563598037>>563597990Isn't +300 guts like 50 extra speed, while medium S is like 60 extra speed at 1200?
>is a must have card for every CM going forwardapologize
>>563598106That last one isn't even Stego.
No one asked tranny. Never come back.
>>563597587What the fuck Teiofags, how are you so fat you still steal the show from all the schizos. How do you do it??
>>563598106Oh you really do not know what an avatarfag is. Just posting images of a character without text isn't avatarfagging. Ritual posting isn't avatarfagging.
>>563598196>Man I have like 9 MED hintsThen take your meds
>>563598196>Isn't +300 guts like 50 extra speedOnly if you can reliably get into duelling, from the start of the final straight, up to the finish.
I’m hungry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8I'm addicted to this song.
>>56359821399% of jp umas are ugly piece of shits so its finethey can be trashed together
>Ritual posting isn't avatarfagging.
>>563597587>fat start depositing on your pubesI did not need to know this. Thank god I have never been fat in my life.
>>563598205>Everyone is using Ramonu in a few months>Retard still uses this shit cardYeppers
>>563598305Me too
wtf I like Curren even more now
>>563597587I kind of get it but at the same time don't >>563598257Teiobwos are just build different
>>563598280The schizo is the one who needs to take the hint, for meds!
avatar fagging would be like that one curren poster unless its multiples of them
not good! deleting the video! lets try again in two days
>>563598293>>563598280Fine, I'm running a 1SPD 2 WIT 2 GUTS +Sirius deck, to get 1200 speed do I just drop guts completely for 1 power 1 more wit?
>>563598383Look at Curren? Easy to do when she's so big! Hahaha! Take that, devilish uma!
>>563596771>>563597439
>>563598273>condomsDia wouldn't do that
>>563598365Food time
>>563598205I ticketed it, used it, now I'm winning almost every room. This is a gaslight btw don't worry about it.
>>563598027Because it's not an angle you frequently see boobs from. The same reason an upblouse is hotter than a downblouse
do you always pick the top opponent in TT?
>>563598312Never heard it before, it's alright. Above average uma song I'd say
>>563598339The fact that you have an actual avatarfag (ntrfaggot), who uses the same images to sign his posts, and then still call other things avatarfagging is actually baffling.
>>563597984Man I fucking love Dantsu
>>563598581Yeah
>>563598263If you can recognise who a person is just by the images he posts he's an avatarfag
>>563598617Man I love fucking Dantsu
is it safe to join the thread yet
lol??
>>563598617Dantsu Flame?More like Damn u Fatfuck
>>563598581More gibs and score so yeah. If you are not winning consistently against the top pick your TT umas need work. The only reason you don't pick the top option is when the gibs for every win thing appear for the other contenders.
She seen me two times should I text her again ?
>>563598639This. They're spamming the character long-term SO you recognize them, it's functionally an avatar
>>563598685Anyone who can guarantee you safety in this world is lying
>>563598524Bakushin's wife is really fucking cute desu
>>563598685use filters, hide stub
>>563598685*puts on condom*it is now
I fucking hate MANT
>>563598685Yeppers. Don't worry, if the bad Anons return, I will protect you. *chu*
>>563597925>corner recovery may not be needed needed to clear career>I assume you are borrowing NTR since no nice nature witNature wit is there>This is a heavy front/pace metathough most of the front and pace teams are also running 1-2 lates>no shit veterans warned us xoguri was a must pullyeah it is what it isnot going to use Oguri because I don't like her and I don't run umas I don't likeB finals should be pretty straightforward if I tank round 1, round 2A is going to be impossible
>>563598751Where was this hatred for ace in your face or the plethora of other ritual posts How do you know someone didn't take over either
>>563598736Cow Umas are still umas
>>563598736Don't be mean.
shichi titties
Tachyon and her trainer must DIE.
>>563598735how tf does that even happen
I fucking hate faggots SO MUCH. They never fucking let me stick my dick in their mouths or even kiss them. Fuck those niggers.
>>563598787>no art of them on top of each other kissing nude while their sandwiched pussies face (You)that "no lewding the horses" shit sucks and has detered too many people
sexu wa
Are you guys going to do this every morning now?
>>563598907Some fanartists always seem to forget that Tachyon and Cafe are not roommates
Evil rice shower dosen’t exist, she won't eat you.>evil rice shower:
>>563598673I love Dantsu's lewd body
>>563599002you're right but this specific art is referencing a bit from Invincible
Maybe everything is happening for a reason
>>563599051Calstone would do this
>>563594894i notice when burgers are sleeping the thread is slower actually. 4chan demographic is mainly burgers. 4stats.io.
>>563599051>Catching a full speed Light O in the crotch with your face This trainer must be build like a fucking rock. This would destroy any normal human
>>563599051AIE NOT THE VECTOR NEKO ATTACK
>>563598831Maybe it has something to do with posting once per thread vs posting 20 times in an hour
>>563599109There isn't any deeper meaning to a pigeon shitting on your shoulder. Sometimes bad things happen, and there isn't any reason to be upset about it. Sometimes Cygames will simply force you to roll 200 times to get a single rate-up uma, and that's okay. It happens.
>>563599213Uma trainers generally seem to have above normal human levels of resilience and strength. I imagine any trainer of Light O would need to be an absolute unit among trainers to even be able to handle her and her antics
I have decided not to roll for CB wit or GimletThis makes me sad because I really like Gimlet. She is so cool
I don't know if i'm affected by the "Luna" propaganda, but Symboli Rudolf's career really seems like you're dating with her in every event scene, but in the most genuinely and natural way.
>>563599296His last, fourth, not twentieth, post was almost an hour ago and you're still here seething by the way
>>563599304The pigeon shat on your shoulder because you wore a color it likedEverything does happen for a reason, even if you can’t tell what the reason is immediately
>6 mood down events>not a single mood up from race wins in 14 races>only 1 cupcake in shops for the whole runwhat did they mean by this
Any points of improvement for this Kingu for Aries?would have liked to get fast learner for a couple more skills and Tail Held High, but I think she's pretty good
>>563599213Three Goddesses protect
>>563599452I bet she smells amazing
>>563599432I didn't sense any romance in Rudolf's story. It was very platonic fated partners kind of thing.
>>563599512she would be better with moving past and NSM
>>563598985with ME
>>563599551ZAMN
>>563599512Gwo your nimble nav/NSM?
>>563599512Looks good, but you'd improve her by a lot if you got Dober unique inherit and Nimble Navigator / No Stopping Me
>>563599452Are there Uma that officially practice bad hygiene or is it just implied they all take care of themselves
>>563599463He posted 3 times within 10 minutes before janny did his job and banned him. 3*6=18. He posts at a rate of 18 times an hour which is close enough to 20.I am also not the guy seething about him though I do hate him and wish him death
>>563599213Kawakami's trainer must be Ronnie Coleman levels of strong
Would it make sense to make a pace tachyon with dominator to try and hit Dom when she's losing? Or is it better to just make a Grass Wonder or something>>563599646He walked her home gently.
>>563599512Nimble Navigator/NSM is strong. Dober's ult as well.
>>563599684>before janny did his job and banned him.l
>>563599647>>563599670>>563599680I don'tr have a spark for NSM, so I doubt I'll be getting a run with that anytime soon unless I try and remake parents
>>563599686Nah I 'd win
>>563599432
>>563599762what about Dober?
>>563599683No. They all seem to be very clean and well groomed. They are all essentially celebrities and idols who need to look good whenever they are in publicUnless they introduce an Uma who's IRL counterpart was known to be smelly/unkempt they will probably keep them all clean
>>563599551she's far too old to keep growing, at best her chest size will grow from pregnancy
fuck dude i've made a habit of masturbating in the middle of using my borrows and i think i've pavlov'd myself into getting horny after i finish 2 careers.
wouldnt avatar fags be the number 1 easiest poster to be filtered out? or is complaining about that also a form of ritual posting
>>563592932>same winrate on rooms>roughly same length on gaslight simWell fuck, I guess I'm bringing Ryan since fewer people play her.
>>563599762This is why I like having Finemo in my deck
mr and mrs nishino your daughter asked if she could sleep in my room tonight
>>563599896I'm glad the umas I like don't have a fat retard pretending to be them at least
>>563599850I have her, but I focused on heading into the Ryan mines over making her a parentGuess I can try and find a good one on the database, But I might focus on building my other two aces first. Kawakami could probably use a Dober parent as well.Undecided on if my third should be Daiwa Scarlet or Mejiro Ardan. Thoughts?
>>563599896complaining about avatarfags was always worse than the avatarfags themselves, for a decade now
>>563599472They're simulating how miserable it would be to have to be around you every day.
Does this mean the umas that get hit by this is slowed by a total of 1.5 meters (0.25*2*3) or is the calculation more complex?
>>563599512No Stopping Me! or at least Nimble NavMoving Past and Beyond.You seem to have gotten unlucky with Med skill hints. On Your Left! is unreliable and honestly not worth all the SP investment. Slick Surge is enough.
>>563599896Seething and complaining about avatarfagging/ritualposting have always been the most stupid form of complaints that I've seen on the threads/boards. Other than eating few posts early in the threads, I don't see what's the problem about it. Most of the time their reason for complaining about it have always been a (You) issue that can easily be solved by ignoring/filtering said ritualposts/avatarfagging.
Dream Journey scares me
I really need some wholesome, relaxing gf ASMR while doing my runs today . Any recommendations?
The tail is the most erotic part of an uma
>>563600226what about Grass Wonder
>>563599051me please
>>563600193Or the avatarfags can just fuck off Narita Top Road, Stay Gold and Sakura Chiyono O have all been ruined for me.
>>563600272
>>563600226She should. Only Stay Gold and Orfevre are safe from her
>Made the mistake of allowing some other fag to use my paid vpn account that had a dollar in it>-0.1 USD on it, can't use it, didn't even get a thank you>Would need to commit 5 dollars to be able to use it againAltruism was a mistake
>>563600163>On Your Left! is unreliable and honestly not worth all the SP investmentwtf ever since the card released anons have been adamant that OYL is VITAL for Late Surgershave I been gaslit?
>>563600367Just hide the posts, retard
Good morning friends!!! Replying is very slow!!
>>563600406Continue to be an altruist. That's what Kitasex would do.
>all 3 of my late surgers have OYL
>>563600464just for this track, since moving past and pump some iron works properly there's no reason to waste your SP on OYL.
>>563600137-0.25m/s to current (not top) speed for 3 seconds, so essentially always effective. Duration scaled to course length at a rate of x/1000.So -0.75m to overall distance = 0.3 bashin/lengths to final result per 1000m of track length. For 2000m, that would be 1.5m or 0.6 lengths.
>>563600193You are on an annonymous board. The whole point of 4chan is to avoid usernames, attention whoring, and basing the quality of a post on itself over >oh look it's Agnes_Tachyons_Guinea_Pig_69 this means I agree/disgree with him automaticallylike you see over at reddit or discord.Bandaging a general by filters and ignoring has never worked and never will. If you've been here for long enough you would know the best way to drive out insufferable faggotry is to be hostile and make the place unbearable for said faggots. The way we would gatekeep retards complaining about the word faggot is by calling them tranny faggot nigger cunt and driving them away over them turning the board in to other internet forums.
>>563600464>OYL is VITAL for Late SurgersIt's their only late-race accel aside from inherits and NSM, so it's vital but at the same time still unreliable on our current patch. I heard it will get buffed later on
>>563600226don't let her find out. it's what she wants.
>>563600464it's good on shorter tracks and will get buffed even more later especially with more powercreep
>>563600464it's good on miles, but right now it's a very expensive gamble on longer distances until it gets buffed
>>563600029You only need 1 parent of your ownWhen making aces always borrow unless you play so much you have 2 parents that are better than what you can borrow
>>563600495that won't stop you though pedophile
>>563600193Complaining about it is generally pointless because it never accomplishes anything, but the reason that avatarfagging is bad is because it goes against the spirit of what this website is supposed to be and it continually poisons the site culture. Intentionally trying to be recognizable on an anonymous website is a major sign that someone is an insufferable attention-hungry faggot. the key word here is "intentionally".
Dream Journey arouses me
>>563599895>not getting horny the moment you enter the thread
>>563600592Well there's From the Brink and Furious Feat, speaking of these why isn't there a long version yet?
Finished her career in mant and I have to say, she's pretty cute.
did gookmoot knock over the servers or something? why is the captcha taking 5 years to load
OYL has no place in Medium/Long raceit's time to kneel, gamblefags
>>563600738who said I don't?
trips are cool and everyone should start using them
>>563600193They're literally just tripfags hiding behind a persona. It's obnoxious and 9/10 just derails the thread
>>563600701I like how you get mad at him when there’s an obvious pedo post two posts above you
>>563600464OYL is "vital" because this is shitty state of Late Surgers. Aside from NSM gambling they don't have acceleration to actually win. Even then, OYL is pretty shit because while it gives 0.4 accel it can proc randomly in the late race and lasts a whopping 1.8 seconds meaning everyone has who started their acceleration earlier than you is already winning.When you have other gambling accels to rely on, like Let's Pump! and Beyond, it's better to just get Slick Surge with those and not spend another 180 points on OYL.
>>563600235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YcYLE90podon't let chiyoposter and that incident stop you from listening to this
>>563599895I've done something similar with Bourbon, but in my defense I just played normally. Now I get hard whenever I do her career. It's kinda frustrating when I take car rides for example and forgot I started a looping parent run with her, and it happens often. >>563600386>>563600272How the fu... Its like that one main story mission..>>563600738HOLY Machan tits! SEX
>>563600837mmmnyo, the hog won't stop me from reaching A finals
>>563600837Chiyo...
Personally I think Biwa Hayahide has a small, petite head
my timeline is all flowers
>>563600681my best parent so far is a 7* stam Ryan, both grandparents medium sparks>>563600569>>563600592>>563600664Well, poop. I'll leave her for now as a gambler, but I'll bear that in mind when making Kawakami and borrow Fine Motion wit instead
put me inside the matikane room bwos
>>563600193Nigger the same can be said for basically everything else that's against the rules. Avatarfaggots are by definition attention whores, they want schizos to get angry and seethe about them. That is why Avatar faggotry is against the rules.
That name...
>>563600714https://youtu.be/uCjpU9UMgvoIt's okay Creeky, go when you feel like it
*joins your room*
Throw me to the Matikanes and I’ll come back a Mambo
>>563594885>implying suffering is bad>>563594335You can hope all you want, they won't find happyness.
Gayest thread of the day so far and nobody has even posted any penises yet
>>563601064Stop noticing things
>>563600901
>>563601084this team loses to "that"
>>563601084*jobs*
>>563601161Am I really an oldfag for having seen this multiple times by now?
>>563601137I'd post mine but it's brown
>>563601135only miserable people try to make others miserable
>>563600235https://youtu.be/xXVUzep24ro?si=W_h_AzUvvB3SXDCgdozo. not an uma rp tho
>>563599683I think there was a MANT skit or something about El not cleaning herself properly but I can't remember for sure.
https://poal.me/qyrcprhttps://poal.me/qyrcprhttps://poal.me/qyrcpr
>>563601135trvke
>>563601132Are you sure?
>>563601161Holy mega newfaggot
>>563601132I want to put my dick in the cool cat's den
>>563601310Thanks, Anon. It doesn't have to be uma-related.
happy birthday bakushin
Making a couple of roomsfirst one6904311869043118I'm running double debuffer btw
>>563601243idk this meme is mmm bout 6y old
you vill marry ze uma
>>563596275This is a very ancient greek thread as in gay
I find it interesting that for a career of any uma to not follow it's IRL course, they either need (you) the player to be their trainer or a different uma to actively interfere in it
>>563600235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEHliWyzaAM
>>563600901Damn, been a long time since I've seen this.
>>563601517Me on the right
>>563601501makween..
>>563601517Canon
Give me a (You) or I start avatarfagging with your Uma wife.Don't test me. I have over a hundred Matikanetaunhauser and Nice Nature pictures.
>>563601135>suffering is good
>complete 2 runs before the event endscan I just do a junior suicide
is the site lagging or is just my pc
>>563601467Winner is Oguri Caphttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=q1M6sef4WsuqXOtwkfW2Rvkh>image limit reachedOne more:9184109091841090
>>563601375Omatsuri for 7 hours
>>563601137But a penis was posted earlier anon
>>563601701it's lagging
>>563600272Grass Nigga....
>>563601701It's lagging
>>563601635Post the prince trainer image next thread pls
>563601661Go ahead, Nonny. Avatarfags are always welcome here.
>>563601685part of natural order therefore good and necessary. pythagoras spoke of this.
umanko.jpg
>>563601541I love that voice. Thanks.
>>563601517>>563601635>game is full of trainees really wanting their trainers cock so bad like Mayano Top Cunny, Super Creek and Nice Nature>there is an event where the umas are discussing about their type>there are ONLY female horses>there isn't any problem related to fertility or compatibility between male humans and female horses>some trainees have actually female umas as their mother, implying they got plapped by the big fat human cock>anon still amazed and consider canon whenever there is even a single silhouette about an happy couple of human male and female horse
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>563601947>pythagoras>Some fag from 1500 years ago said a thingBut I appreciate you exposing yourself for what you are
>>563601745Another Oguri Cap winnerhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=1X4qILt6nG7QcPjzJXZu_r_SLast one:1107942011079420
>>563601745>triple ace nigga walking in into 2 niggas both running double debuffers
>>563601953Falco's not this hairy
>>563602034I like the background silhouettesthere was one that I thought was a fat uma but it was just an uma holding a handbag
>40 mins to finish Curren missionsoh fuck
>>563601947>it's part of "the natural order" estabilished by an old ahh man far back in time>so it's okay to suffer despite humanity reached this far because they tried to control that natural order and surpass those limitsYou guys are always full of bullshit and use the most retarded logics
>>563602094>some fagi was memeing but i suggest you learn about history and philosophy or its really over for you if your worldview is that narrow.
should I MLB my stupid fucking Ninshino speed card?I'm one away
>40 minutes to finish inside Currenoh fuck
>>563601701It's over. Let's all move to discord
I'm tired of Oguri Fatass
>>563602115Another Oguri Cap winnerhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=WH3pnepb8NtCGyQr3w937SzmThanks for joining!
>>563602325>>563602325>>563602325
>>563602343>>563602343>>563602343
oi don't double my post, moot
>>563602350>>563602115>>563601745Is it me or did all the Oguri caps cut Killter tunes?
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>563602394>>563602378Why are you dumb niggers always so eager to be the one to create the thread?
Incoming 2 breadsGod it's so laggy
>>563602378>>563602394gwos...
>>563602394>>563602378Retards
>>563602394Whoops. I'm sorry the site was so laggy I couldn't cancel my bake
>>563602115>>563602350gwochachos brought nishino flowers
>>563600837would be a very cool point if i didn't win 2 medium CMs with a dominator w/ OYL coming in 1st
