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>>563604187/chess/ be thriving
>>563604187Larpov is a massive faggot.
>33% more people are watching the Giri-Sindarov direct cam than the commentaryJancels and P Sviddies, it's over
>Anna played the dullest line and groveled her way into a draw in a mutual must-win situationwhy did she do it?
>>563605040no balls
Remember when some jeet itt was obnoxiously hyping Shartnanandhaa as the next Kasparov? Now he's been thorougly exposed in 2 Candidates and turned out to be the most boring zoomer player.
>>563605473https://vocaroo.com/1eQRelQ7vt1d
How do we solve the slurping problem? These retards haven't tried winning a game in a week. If Sindarov offered a draw at move 1, giri would take it.
>>563605709Goes hard
>>563605995Make a draw worth .4 pts
>1 move outside theory>poopoopeepeedananda is losing so he could win a piecerino The jeets final form
>>563605995You pick a different game or standardize 960 classical. Although the newer gen makes it look like less of an issue. Btw Giri did somewhat try but Sindarov simply neutralized it. He beat Hans in a sort of similar way in that crucial game in the Grand Swiss.
>>563606090Made in 20 minutes using AIhttps://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U
erGODmuş wins again.
*INHALES* DRAWGIRI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GODokhir Windarov
drawish giri bros... another half point secured! Our elo rating? Maintained
>>563607037You know I kind of had a feeling that was possible
I'm sub 1000 elo and I need a new opening to play with the black pieces. I'm tired of getting my ass beat when I play most Caro-Kann variants.
>has to win on demand with white>drawsGOAT slurper
>>563608024sub 1000 Elo means play whatever the fuck you want it doesn't matterJust try to drill in yourself that you should castle before attacking, don't take every trade that's offered, if you don't know what to do then activate your least active piece, and after every opponent move ask yourself what they wantend of
Perfect interview by Jan with Sindarov
been stagnating on puzzles (online) :|so i will try puzzles (book) :Ois this a good one?
Pookesh is going to get annihilated by this fella.
You have to win on demand and you get this position. Wwyd?
>>563608441Same boat sis, let us know how it works if you get it>>563608874Beg in game chat because Qxa6 and Rf3 are not cutting it.
>>563606767And faggotoana chokes a draw, this game was the quintessence of pre-sindarov era chess
>that Bibisara interviewwhat a cutieI'm ready for Uzbekhs to save chess after this bit of a scare by the jeets
Flushdarov
>Zhu's face as she's coming to terms with blundering into a completely lost positionwhy is it so hot?
>>563605473Don't worry, soon enough he'll name about 7 players in different posts over a few months then come back to gloat when one wins some tournament.
>>563608690this fella will get annihilated by someone else in two yearsand that fella will get annihilated by someone else in two yearshow do you feel about getting 5 new "world" champions every decade?
>>563610865man of culture
>>563611110yes
Wei Yi was more Hikky than the actual Hikky in this tourney. He farmed the biggest shitter, he choked against Fabi and saved a ton of fuck ugly/objectively lost positions.
>>563611110this would be a 900 puzzle on lichess why even post this
>tfw you make a blunder which looks so fucking retarded that your opponent spends 3 minutes examining your move to guess what you meant by it only for him to blunder too once he cant figure it out and thinks its a trap
>>563611110Yeah, if rook doesn't take its M1, if rook takes Ra8+ Rf8 Bd5+ queen can block you take regardless Kh8 and Rxf8# is coming
>>563611078I couldn't care less. I'm only interested in my own improvement. The fact that some turbo spergs are so good at this game that they get to duke it out with other turbo spergs at the highest level doesn't concern me at all.
>>563611110It’s a good sacrifice. Pretty simple but cool.
>>563611078I'm excited. It's time for the WC to be hotly contested again. The Kaspy/Magzy type reign is not the norm.
Did the candidates save \chess\?
what's the next big tourney?i know hans has some matches lined up but idk with who
>>563616987I stopped coming while the candidates were happening after round 3 because anons were being way to aggressive about their opinions, and seeing as I'm the most normie coded poster I'm guessing no.
>>563617162they yaid ths WC match is in a couple months
we live in a world where the two most recent "world" champions fell off top 10 and hans "only cheated online" monke is near top 10
>Giri drawing on demand with white in a must-win game
>>563617241>I stopped coming while the candidates were happening after round 3No you didn’t.>because anons were being way to aggressive about their opinionsStill malding about the fact that you will always be retarded and 100% deserve to be told that every minute of your life. Same retard who tried to teach me the definition of “objectively”, no doubt in my mind
>>563618203>EVERYONE IS FOLLOWING ME. EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME.Damn, that's some fucked up shit, go get your meds, you really need help.
>>5636169874chan has started messing up on demand so probably not
>>563618661Thanks for confirming retard. And yes I know, it’s always “heh meds” that’s your only ever rebuttal. You saw that was the meta burn in 2017 and haven’t figured out a new one since. Just totally and consistently dumbYou will always be retarded. Commence samefagging operation
>>563616987I was happy to spend the last couple weeks following the event with my frens.
>>563616987we had a small period of activity which got immediately ruined by resident schizo having a meltie and spamming the fuck out of the thread
>>563618203Nigga I'm the guy who argued with you about objectively. Not him. Please stop seeing ghosts.>t. NTA
>>563620112>>563620531And there it is. You are so fucking stupid
Smother him up
Can we all just get along?
>>563621607I was HURT. Traumatized. Self-esteem destroyed by your little sarcastic remark. No, I won't take any more put downs from you lot. Apologize to me NOW!
>>563621250If I was you, I wouldn't have a schizo meltdown over a 4chan post. I would listen, and that's what you never did.
>>563620531your /vst/ thread failed, your /tg/ thread is still deadplease kys asap
>>563599708not a thing huh?>>563619005>why does everyone keep calling me crazy?I know it must be a conspiracy by my nemesis!Yes that's the only sane explanation
>>563622218>zoomers in here are STILL accusing me of being the PBTOh no no no zoomersissies... we're so schizo
>>563622218Oops, that’s your own post You will always be retarded >>563622302You literally unfailingly confirm it’s you every time because you are retarded. It’s crazy that you don’t understand the linear nature of these events, even for a retard. You1. Be literally retarded, as only you can be2. Get called retarded3. Very obviously in self defense the exact same way you always do, with your lower case companion4. Get called out for samefagging5. >S-schizo!!>Later that day…1. Be retarded2. Get called out as the well known samefag retard who calls everyone a schizo3. N-no! Schizo! See my post earlier in which I talk about the schizo! Meds now!And what’s even funnier is you will literally be told exactly what you’re going to do… and then you do it. You just… do it. Right on cue. Like what level of retard? I don’t understand how you’re realBut it’s been very persuasively demonstrated to you how deeply pathetic and utterly retarded you are many, many times, and, as has already been said many, many times, you are still here doing this, over and over, and always will be, unfortunately. We’re all still waiting for you to kill yourself
>>563622381Nice recovery dumb fuck
>>563622840Post a challenge I dare you faggot
>>563622720>>563622840Your liquid intelligence is boiling over, cuck fag. The meltdown is already beginning
>>563622720>1. Be literally retarded, as only you can be>2. Get called retardedyou had a melty about a completely innocuous post that wasn't even about you specifically >And what’s even funnier is you will literally be told exactly what you’re going to do… and then you do it.yes it's very predictable that when the batshit schizo starts having a melty many people will call him crazy, it will happen every time without fail because you are so obviously insaneit's very ironic that you take that as proof that you are not being crazy and paranoid
>>563623150How hard did you punch yourself in the head when you replied to the wrong post retard?
99 percent of crime happens where nipples are covered up
#FreeTheNipple
>>563623576I hope Divya won't cover her nipples when she murders my cock.
No actually we won’t move on that easily.This >>563621250 was very obviously meant to reply to me >>563621250 the “schizo pbt” boogeyman you were trying to gang up onBut you accidentally friendly fired your samefag just above it. Then in a horrid attempt to recover you embarrassingly posted >>563622381As you’ve been told, you are way too retarded to play these games. You will never succeed. You are R E T A R D E D. RETARDYou can sit and marinate in this L for a bit. You need it. The sooner it sinks in that you need to kill yourself, the better.
>>563623332that wasn't me, I don't think you are the pastebin tranny for one you are an amerimutt and he's italian more importantly as much of an autistic weirdo as he is he's nowhere near as unhinged and aggressive as you are, in fact in retrospect it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg split
>>563623982*First post was meant to be >>563622218>>563623984>Th-that wasn’t me!!Yeah we know lmao. Unfortunately you’ve really put yourself in a tough spot with this one, since literally nothing else is possible. Usually there’s at least a little wiggle room for you to be a worm. Not this time.R E T A R D
Btw>in fact in retrospect it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg splitKek cute. I’m genuinely surprised you were able to rub two digits in your IQ together to come up with a sly wink this diabolical. At least we both know who you are, and that you should kill yourself. The bad news is, that you know, and embrace it, and won’t be going anywhere. Which I already knew too.
>>563623982>>563624130>welol>it's clear a lot of the the melties we blamed on him were you going all the way back to the tg vg splitto prove and clarify this tell me with a straight face these aren't your posts lmao:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461607145https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461607958https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461608524https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461608857https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/461604025/#q461610312this is so obviously you and not the pbt, Iguess it was easier to believe there was only one insane anon mindbroken by the move but yeah in hindsight there were two and the pbt got a lot of blame for your insanity>>563624360not trying to convince you, it's clear you are too far gone and will never stop believing anyone you're arguing with and every post that triggers you with is your boogieman, I'm mostly trying to amuse myself and maybe other anons by showing the extent of your insanity
Holy shit the meltdown is in full motion now. Don't let him thread split. We need this melty on demand I WILL flush this guy
>>563624697Fascinating encyclopedic knowledge of all the other times you got called out, but you’re not the same guy who’s always getting called out. You will always be retardedRemember when you replied to the wrong post >>563622218, tried to recover with an embarrassing samefag >>563622381, and then ridiculously claimed that it was different a lower case companion >>563623984 ? I do since it just happened. I don’t even need an archive!
>>563625436How long will zoomers keep coping about the fact that there are multiple people ITG? Will they ever accept it?
>>563625672Oh there are for sure multiple people, at least 4 on average. That was never in question. There being multiple people AND your transparent retarded samefag tactics are not mutually exclusive. Tell us more about all the times you got called out, that you have saved, but aren’t the guy in question, and also it’s always schizos and unfounded.You will always be retarded
>>563625804I don't have any times I've gotten called out saved. If I was you, I wouldn't assume everyone (You)ing me was the same guy. I would listen to what they had to say, and that's what (You) never did.
>>563625436notice he didn't even try to deny those were his posts, imagine seething over an imaginary nemesis on an anonymous forum for literal years lolI would almost feel bad for him if he wasn't so fucking obnoxious
>>563623737What kind of German phenotype is this?
>>563625436Just curious, and genuinely NTA. What makes you sure those 3 posts you linked are him?
Just curious, and genuinely not homosexual. Does anyone think that Hans pic upthread was kind of hot?
>>563626064Notice you can’t respond to the fact that you have no explanation for why you would have those saved except that you are in fact the retard in question. The fact that they aren’t all me is a given and doesn’t require elaboration. Every time you post you only defeat yourself, because you are literally retarded. R E T A R D >>563626142 1 I already knew and said he was going to samefag, so that’s first of all. He literally just did it on cue, as he always does.2 He always samefags the same way, search “lower case companion” in the archive for proof. He always has a little tard-along in a lower case sidecar taking up his cause. 3 He replied to himself while trying to accuse me of being “pbt” one of his boogeymen. My post is the only post that could have been read as being “pbt” in context. Nevertheless, “the guy” he replied to on accident responded defensively as if the accusation against himself could even make sense, because it was the same guy who couldn’t handle the embarrassment of responding to the wrong post, which isn’t even a big deal, using the opportunity to try to seem like multiple people again. If I hadn’t interjected he probably would have enjoyed a back and forth with himself and extended the conceit of actually meaning to reply to that guy even further.None of it’s hard to see once you’re used to it and know you’re dealing with a literal subhuman retard. Expect the most pathetic, retarded thing to be the case, and it will be. He’s proven all this correct already by dropping his encyclopedia of links all accusing him of the same thing for years btw, like he always does. It’s him. Always isS
>>563626525How long has he samefagged here? Does he have a name? What's his E.L.O? I'm a newfag so sorry if these are dumb questions
>>563626525>would have those savedI simply remembered all the schizo melties in the early vg threads and quickly found them, pic related
>>563627125>ITA>01:15Holy shit are you genuinely the PBT? I thought we were just trolling this schizo.
>>563626627He’s the reason for the split from /tg/. People say we got chased here by the jannies on /tg/, we were posting on /tg/ for years with no issue. What they forget is that the jannies were cracking down for a reason. He was the reason. He showed up and schizo’d out to the max and we tried moving to /sp/ multiple times and appealed to the /tg/ jannies over and over to no avail. This was when the real /chess/ died and most people left. But he organized an exodus with his samefag army and now anyone who wants to post in /chess/ posts in his personal insane asylum because it’s the only general with any activity.To this day he malds extremely hard about /tg/ and the boogeyman he created over there, “PBT”. He loves his boogeymen. Now these days he has “the schizo” (anyone who calls out his blatant samefagging).What you have to understand is that this person is genuinely retarded and actually mentally ill. It all sounds insane unless you fully conceptualize the biggest neet failure shut-in basket case. He’s theorized to be a guy called Canadian 1900 whose appearance in /tg/ coincided with the massive shitspam and death of the general. This was a guy who claimed to have broken 1900 elo OTB without ever playing chess before, was a pathological liar and was accused of cheating in anon games. Could be him. Could also be a guy named zoombam who’s the lichess’s (dead) team leader. Doesn’t really mattee WHO he is, just what he is. I mostly ignore him but sometimes he annoys me enough that I have to remind him he will always be retarded. This is what you should reply to him when you see him.
>>563627315https://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U
>>563627125Yeah retard, you simply memorized posts from literal years ago that weren’t even directed at you, as you claim, and “quickly” searched them up. Insane that you would even try such an obvious lie. You will always be retarded
>>563627315Have you ever defeated him? Probably, considering he's a retard. But I mean what can you expect, we live in a country where 70% of people voted for an orange racist pedo lol. Is he Indian? It seems like people around here are always racist towards Indians so it would make sense just to troll that guy haha.
Room service?
Is anyone melting down today? It's sunny outside so I'm getting some good melting going on
>>563627420Can you make one of a gay sounding man commenting on the thread while driving.
>>563627531If by defeated you mean demonstrably proven he’s the retarded samefag, I and others do that constantly. It isn’t hard, because he’s retarded and usually outs himself on his own. If you mean defeated as in made him ashamed and gotten him to shut the fuck up one time, no. He is shameless. He knows he’s retarded, he knows he’s pathetic, he knows he lost, he will still be samefagging and pivoting and posting “rebuttals”. I’ve said before he’s similar to a serial killer, but obviously with infinitely less aura. He knows what he’s doing is wrong. He doesn’t care. He knows what he is and when he’s been exposed. Doesn’t care. He knows when I say “commence samefagging” that samefagging right on cue would be the most obvious, most retarded thing he could do. Doesn’t care. He is the definition of a subhuman. Retarded and utterly moralless.
>>563627876Yeah that guy seems pretty crazy dude. I'm lucky I'm not him he's subjectively evil, but not objectively or anything thobeit. That would be a misuse of words and anyone who did that would be just as bad as him
>>563627274why would pbt argue against his only supporter? there are several italians here or at least used to be>>563627509it was literally the third ever proper vg thread ever I posted and I sorted them by oldest as you can see in the pic,so yeah it was quick and remembering the generic fact that you were having massive daily melties around the time of the split isn't exactly an insane feat of memoryto be clear I'm not trying to explain this to you, you are far to stupid and insane to understand anything that conflict with your paranoia I'm just clarifying for the benefit of newfags that could buy your psychobabble
>>563628072No, it would be a colloquialism, which you apparently still need to google. You probably even already did, and still don’t get it. Same way you never feel ashamed. You are just hard stuck as a disgusting retarded subhuman. And always will be?
>>563628074Didn’t read, you lost, you will always be retarded, kill yourself. Bored
>>563628183Quiet PBT
how do i get better at chess?
>>563628354Did read, you won, you will always be a genius, pamper yourself. Entertained
>>563628501i dont get it
>>563628354>AAAHHHHHHHHH why are you copypasting from the archive I'll fucking kill youuuu!!!1!!1!!!!now I wonder if he's that schizo as well, the unified schizo theory of /chess/
>>563628275I just killed myself, what now?
>>563628713Quiet PBT
>>563628823Retard-kun…
>>563629017Baby don't call me that. It doesn't have to be this way bby we can be friends...
>>563627698She’s not interested.
>>563629383Who is that? What anime is she from?
I made the /vst/ thread btw. But I made it when I was drunk and motivated but when I woke up and returned to reality I realized there was no way I was going to be able to keep it alive long enough to get any traction because I am employed. Darn!
>>563629531GGRRR FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL YOURSELF FOR DOING SOMETHING I HAVEN'T DESENSITIZED MYSELF TO!! I NEED TO MELT DOWN!!!!
>>563629485Bruh moment. Look at this out of touch uncThis is what happens when you spend your whole life samefagging on /chess/
>>563629485>Axel in HarlemI know it’s up your alley.
>>563629991I got that reference.>>563630008I'll give it a watch. I just finished watching Gundam and I was looking for a new show so I'll take the rec.
>>563630109What’s gumdum about can you make it related to chess
>>563630201I've never watched it unfortunately. I've heard it's pretty objectively bad though. To make it related to chess, are you rooting for Sindarov or Gukesh in the WCC?
Wtf is this… win on command??
>>563631026This is contrapulating my brain right now
>>563630781You just said you finished watching it lol your dumb
>>563631551I lied. Sue me.
>>563631841Many such cases retard
If Pookesh manages to jeet (cheat) against my GOAT and “shock the chess world” I swear to god I will never speak of, think about or hear one word about chess again
>>563632197Objectively I'm not retarded thosayu
Bibisarasimps... not like this...
r/chess Indians are already coping
Jeet woman interviewer: Are you frens with Gukesh? :PSindarov: I’m not friends… I’m good with Arjun, and Nihal. With Gukesh, I never really meet him much in tournaments. That’s why he became world champion. *grins*Kek
>>563632639They have been openly dating for a while now. But on that note, I really need to cure myself of my affliction before Alua inevitably gets a bf and I deal myself major psychological damage for no reason.
I love when people think they’re cooking while they eat poisoned pawns and then ragequit soon afterhttps://lichess.org/NmTeWdZO/white
>>563632449Prove it. Give 3 examples.
What’s everyone’s favorite soda? I really enjoy me some Mountain Dew
>>563634846Mountain Dew regular is fucking shit, but actually my favorite soda is probably Baja BlastPeople even call me the Baja Blaster
>>563634846never forget
>>563634954Cool can we start calling you that around here? The raja blaster
>>563635151Fapple sounds good
>>563635159You have been banned from r/lichess for this post.
>>563633764Fuck you're right. It's the fate of all simps I suppose, I just don't want to suffer it.
>>563635356I’ve never been there can you test it and post results? I just think it’s a cool nickname for the anon, the raja blaster!!!
>Divya tries Karla-Kann maxxing>still losesCringe. She’ll be rinsed out of top competition within a yearNone of these shitters can beat Ju Wenjun anyway. Waste of time
>>563635396Yeah you should work on it too bro. I know there’s at least two of us infected. Also since the viral selfie moment her gram has become infested with Indians and that made me realize I am behaving in a spiritually Indian way.
>>563635620My queen :)
>>563635964The only really interesting matchup for her is Hou Yifan coming out of retirement She has no interest tho. Ju Wenjun should reign for a long time
>>563635964Wow she’s beautiful
>>563636291>>563638419This is actually kind of weird guys, how comes all the cute chess girls are asian or brown? You never see people ITG simping for white chess girls like the botezes or that russian girl who literally does porn. But you do see people simping over Divya and my queens Alua and Ju Wenjun. It's even stranger because this is supposed to be the racist website
>>563639096What color is the pink girl those two anons were obsessed with? Also, Krush has always been my crush.
>>563626525>>563626627>>563627315
>>563639096And what about Dino and Anal and Rudolph they’re white. I think you’re wrong, dead wrong.
>>563639239I'm sorry bby I was just trying to get him to continue paragraphdumping. I'll do better next time, he doesn't even like me he's still mad at me over not liking him saying "objectively"
>>563639232>>563639303They never get posted here though, why?
>>563639453I’m objectively very smart trust me my mom and the nice social worker lady told me they said I’m specialer than other adults
>>563639523How long have you been on \chess\? I see them posted every thread there’s been entire pink girl threads. And the Karla is white passing
>>563639096>You never see people ITG simping for white chess girls like the botezes or that russian girl who literally does pornBecause they are not chess players, they are OF adjacent groupie whores that no self-respecting male gives af about, who are only using chess as a grift. They could fuck off and play Fortnite like Amouranth, and have the same simp audience. Also, as an aside, they're not even that good looking, Andrea is a generic mid bimbo club whore, and Dina is straight up an ugly hag jew. Even Anna Cramling who has the best claim to not being a totally vacuous whore has an annoying retard voice, dessicate gawky body and inserts herself into everything. Her whole gimmick is "HEY GUIS, TODAY I WILL BE BLUNDERING MY QUEEN AGAINST MAGNUS CARLSEN XD" That whole harem is loathsome and annoying.>But you do see people simping over Divya and my queens Alua and Ju WenjunBecause they're actual chess players and real women, not stupid whores.
>>563639096>You never see people ITG simping for white chess girlsmuzychuks, autism-chan, the greasy goblin, cunnymena, that nazi chickeven steppemonkey kazahks are like half white
>>563639662Oh pinkamena sorry I didn't quite get it. Karla sure yeah don't know how I didn't think of her. To be fair she isn't really simped over in the same way, she's more an idea than a face. I dont remember any of the others getting posted in at least some months.>>563640050Hmm. It could in a funny way be that genuine simpery is reserved for the less whorish chess girls because they're more genuine. So you may be right. And there are Judit fans here as well.
>>563640809There was a guy talking about forcefully marrying Karla it was intense she still posts but she hides now but I can recognize her posts she has a certain style that gives her away
>>563640809Divya is considerably hotter than any of the e-whores, that's the funny thing. Truly a chasm between the rabble and the royal in this world
If you don't use Prettier Lichess, are you even sentient?
>>563644137it sucks, i made my own
>>563633257hehe, I love this guy
>>563644309That's cool but I do prefer Prettier Lichess ngl
>there are italians in the thread
>>563641452Karla is among us? She could be reading this thread at this very moment! She could be me, or even you!>>563641898She is pretty hot yeah.
Kek Sindarov says the reason his progress was slower than normal is because until recently he was mainly playing Counter Strikehttps://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1slvtiz/sindarovs_love_for_counter_strike/
how many schizos are shitting up this general? i get a feeling there are two, frequently attacking each other. or is it one, harassing random posters? or just one, arguing with himself?whatever the answer, this is the lowest quality thread i repeatedly visit at this site
>SAY MY NAME>huh what?>say my name p-please>ok chris or whatever your name is
GM
>>563649154>i get a feeling there are two>or is it oneoh my sweet summer child
So I missed all of the Candidates, can somebody fill me in on this Sindarov fella?Is he cool or is he a square?
>>563649154I don't care about the number but it makes this already dead general even deader
>>563649168Kek do Chrises really
Missed mate in one I have been playing this game for years. And I still… missed mate in one
What's the best book for beginner/intermediate players on strategy?
>>563654171My System by NimzowitschSoviet Chess Player by Realnigga9000
>winning against an indian>they abandon the game instead of resigningis this a pattern or am i imagining things? i feel like this happens to me a lot
>>563654171How to win at chess by Levy Rozman
Notice how when zoomers are raging out they can’t even come up with specific allegations anymore. It’s just “you are the resident /chess/ schizo” or “you have a samefag companion!” or whatever nonsense. It’s called disagreement. It used to be allowed in this world.
where can i find a nice shiksa to kibbitz with
>>563654716Thanks anon.>>563655182Isn't that book for complete beginners though? As in like under 1000?>>563656173Come with me on my trip to Tel Aviv once the war ends. We can play volleyball on the beach with Jewish women during the day and hit the clubs at night. I heard they love goys for quick flings.
>HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I WON I WON I WON YOU LOST YOU'RE A LOSER LOOOOOOOOSER HAHAHAHAHAHA How to respond to this without sounding mad?
Does anyone else think that Blüballs actually had a crazy performance? He tied with Hikaru and placed ahead of Pragg lol
TIL Kramshit “beat” Leko in their world championship match by drawing against him 7-7, and even had to win the final game to do soFucking fraud
>>563658242Not really, if you’re not trying to win the tournament and just draw a lot you can do decently. The other players were taking chances to try to win which is double edged and resulted in losses. In Candidates the only place that matters is first
>>563658242definitely better than i expectedhikaru made it back? i thought it was over for him, i stopped watching a few days ago
>>563658242He drew against everyone except Fabi it’s a great result for him. Hikaru is washed and only got there because of the rating bs playing in Mickey Mouse tournaments for 2 years. Pragg got 2-0´d by Windarov
haven't been following the women's candidates but why isn't a chinese winning? and does the challenger have any chances against the champ
>>563659027>why isn't a chinese winningbecause the favorite choked and the other one jobbed.>and does the challenger have any chances against the champrealistically no but Bibisara is at least clutch and /strongmind/ but the jeet is getting flushed no mercy. technically Zhu still has an outside chance and the all Chinese match would be interesting but she's been exposed as a choker so it would probably play out similar to the Tan match.
Wake me up when white men are playing*honk shoo mimimimi*
>>563659919we need five of them to align at 7.5 each, or as many as possible. then Bibisara/Lagno/Muzychuk to win
I missed the entire Sindarov vs Wei Yi game
>>563629135She looks hot but also retarded at the same time. There's something off about her face I can't quite put my finger on.
No-Lossarov
>>563661656As an autist the way I've learned to judge is by covering the mouth and seeing if I can guess the emotion.Based on results and experience I think she was putting too much effort into angle maxing for face shape and didn't put enough effort into emoting making her look souless.But gooners will not notice, so it doesn't matter.
>>563658214turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>563662172try covering your mouth instead
Divyadeviants...
>>563664174Why not spin 720
>>563666572because XBOX 360 NOT 720poostation 3 has no gaems btw
picrel
I know it's not something that can be blamed on the players but it really irks me when they're ESL or EFL and I can't understand a thing they're trying to say through their thick accent and Engrish
>>563667372that's funny cause I always thought clean English just feels out of place in chess
>>563634846for me its ice cold coke zero
>>563634846Sprite. I'm a gymcel though, so I mostly just drink other zero-calorie sodas since they don't have Sprite Zero where I'm from.
>>563669178Same, except just cardio and yoga, I like how it's clear, it doesn't hurt your throat, and isn't like insanely sweet and is caffeine free.
>he put himself in the favoriteslol lmao even
>a 2400 is winning the women candidateslol
>Tan losing again:(
>>563670606I don't get why everyone glazes Pragg, the guy does not have the tournament results to back it up.
>>563604372
How’s my favourite deviant chess club doing today?
>>563671614listening and winning objectively on demand while rooting for carlson
It’s cool Prag won the women’s tournament
>>563671614I wish I could put you and Larpov in a blender.
the board plan i just filed with the jannies lists me, my weaverbros, dr howell here, but only one schizofirst one to talk gets to stay on my generalwho paid you to shit up the thread?
>>563673103https://vocaroo.com/1fMa1WxtLB9U
I broke my hand in a fit of rage. Guess i can't play blitz anymore
What made you so angry maybe we can help
I broke my dick in a fit of lust. Guess i can't masturbate to Divya anymore
Divyer... oh Divyer... a Fine lass you are.. nothin' but
dalit posts above
Divya PLEASE torture my cock with your long nails. Please Divya, I am BEGGING you to do it. I will be a good white slave.
Is this you or just someone pretending to be you or something to that effect?
Spanish? Jewish.Italian? Goyish. Caro-Kann? Goyish.French? JewishKID? Jewish.QID? Goyish.QGD? Goyish.QGA? Jewish.Najdorf? Jewish.Taimanov? Goyish.Meran semi-slav? Goyish.Botvinnik semi-slav? Jewish.Thoughts?
>>563679642I have platinum blonde hair and A10 eyes. Your entire list is nonsense.
>>563679794Who knows, maybe you're just a touch jew-ish.
Guys we need to do something about the state of this general. Where is an autist like me supposed to go if this place dies?
>>563679953Want to make a discord together?
>>563679953/gsg/ has autists who have been there 15 years and are still mad at each otherThey refuse to reply to each other and will instead indirectly refer to posts they dislike by just typing the last three digitsSome of those posts are hundreds of posts up too sometimes
>>563679953there's another /chess/ general on a different board... just sayin!
>>563681198Isn't that one mostly just pbt samefagging?
>>563681552no, it's just slower and little more strict so you have to stay on topic instead of writing about your sex fantasies with divya.
Marcus, do you think that /r9k/ post was Larpov?
>>563680915/gsg/? Where?
Anyone drinking and playing tonight?
I'm nodding off high as fuck just finished my laundry and ready to smash some shitters in the first 15 moves
>>563682883Nope, but I did just smoke a fat one before I queue up for a rapid game. Life is good. You know what I mean?
>>563684895Post a challenge? Are you the 15 10 guy from the other day? You play the opening very solid
>>563684895https://lichess.org/eeF6wguC
Indian game.
Windarov and Winjun will flush them
>>563604438
Does Windarov have GOAT trajectory?
There was a video where Dina Belenkaya gave Alexandra Botez a 20 minute chess lesson. They said they would do more if the format was popular, I guess it wasn’t. Dina showed a position from a game of Bobby Fischer that she said is shown to every Russian chess student. The solution was to move black’s knight around to a better square. I remember it because both women had gorgeous cleavage, especially Dina. It looks like it’s been scrubbed from the internet though. Does anyone remember it?
>>563687139IT’S COMING HOME
Aaaaand DONE!I just finished watching every video on Danyas (RIP) channel.I started the day he died in order to honor him and just finished now.I plan on doing it 63 more times or 64 times total in order to honor him completely.
>>563689143Kek (at the names)>>563689428He doesn’t, but he could be unique in being a late bloomer. There’s a first for everything
i just beat an anon a queen odds can u post the game?
>>563690681>late bloomer>born 2005
>>563690785Chess timelines, especially now, are stupidly accelerated. They’re not allowed to develop normally like in every other field.
I just played against the gayest anon ever he kept describing the taste and smell of dick as a distraction but he still lost
I also played an anon that asked a lot of weird dick related questions, but sadly I lost all but one of our games :c
>>563690785GOATs are always child prodigies that everyone sees coming from a long ways off and are at minimum top 3 players by 17 or 18. If Sindarov became a GOAT it would be the first time it comes out of nowhere
>>563692103Post the game you won
>>563692479This one, I think that's the only one I won, he gave me queen odds
There was another game he gave me queen odds, but he started threatening grannies and I blundered mate in 1
>>563693619Are you actually gay?
>>563693825I already told you, and I don't think the rest of the thread would want us having another detailed conversation about dicks in the gen, we can play another game some other time and you can grill me more if you'd like.
>>563692417He was the second youngest grandmaster ever at the time and became top 3 at 20.
>>563694818Nta just wondering if it’s true or pranking.
>>563694921Yeah I knew there be some fucking retarded pseud who just HAS to be a contrarian about the most banal obviously correct statement in the world, you can choose to be an obtuse retard if you want, everyone in the world understands what I'm saying but you. Sindarov was not a highly touted, well known prodigy, he only burst onto the scene within the past year or so mainly due to his Freestyle results. Yes retard, he was also a young grandmaster, many such cases. That is not the qualifying metric for being a GOAT level prodigy. When Fischer was a young teenager he played the Game of the Century and lit the world on fire. That's what people mean when they say prodigy. Sindarov was the unremarkable, uninteresting #2 in his own backwater country his entire life. His results in Candidates are a shock, he has gained over 30 elo. Try your best to understand.
>>563695374Yes, I am. I don't think I can prove it without doxxing myself, and it really isn't important.
>>563696238Whatever happened to Mishra, he had some hype didn't he?
>>563696238>Sindarov was the unremarkable, uninteresting #2 in his own backwater country his entire life.It’s kind of interesting match because this could have applied to Gukesh as well. Pragg and arguably Arjun were above him. An Indian guy who doesn’t really follow chess but keeps up with his local news didn’t even really know who he was. He had only ever talked to me about Pragg. And another funny thing is when Gukesh beat Ding won he didn’t really give up a shit but when Gukesh beat Magnus in whatever random classical event they were playing he came up to me unprompted and said “You saw Gukesh beat Magnus?!”. Hahaha. Also he called Magnus “the English guy” I guess all Europeans are the same to them. Haha yeah some of them are alright. Most are annoying though.But anyway yeah you are correct he was behind the two Nodirbeks in the Uzbek pecking order. But in my opinion it should be more normal for chess players to take big leaps in their early 20s. That’s how it is in every other sport.And another funny thing is after Gukesh won
>>563696916It’s okay there’s at least two other gay men here.
>>563697124I’m drunk btw
>>563697217Are we in a gay bar? Seems like this place is full of drinks and fags.
>>563697380Why don't you talk about chess shithead. Hahaha I'm just kidding. I'm just messing with ya. We both know that's not gonna happen.
>>563696960>he had some hype didn't he?loljust more jeet nonsense, an obviously bought and paid for title, hes a nobody
>>563696238Karoov kind of sucked as a kid, no?
>>563696960It's very common for "12 year old becomes grandmaster!!!!" hypejobs to fizzle out once they're adults. He reached 2600 at around 14 and is currently 2630 at 17. He claims he's not climbing in rating because he's not getting invited to top tournaments but he should have managed to grind out a higher rating in open tournaments by now. We'll see how strong he ends up being, my guess is low 2700 is his peak>>563697124Gukesh kind of just slipped through the cracks imo, it was right place right time. When he won Candidates1. the old guard wasn't quite strong enough to dominate anymore and nobody in the newgen was strong enough to knock them off yet, resulting in a muddled tournament of pure mid, which allowed Gukesh to be the one to kind of fall ass backwards into winning, with simply decent results2. Magnus had just vacated the title and the corpse of Ding was sitting in his placeGukesh becoming champ was just kind of a weird blip in post-Magnus history. Sindarov will thump him and he'll be quickly forgotten and probably tumble out of top contention to be replaced by Arjun and Pragg>But in my opinion it should be more normal for chess players to take big leaps in their early 20sIt's relatively common in general but not for GOAT tier players. Aronian took a big leap, Nepo was more of the typical child prodigy but kind of fizzled out and then became much stronger as he got older. But with how much young players are able to play and the resources they have access to now it wouldn't surprise me if Sindarov is just the first of his kind, and other background teenagers start popping out of the woodwork.To be clear I do think Sindarov has the potential to be a GOAT, I was just answering that guy's question that in terms of comparing him to history, he's not technically been on a GOAT trajectory.
>>563697868I feel the same way about that Bodhana girl, who's 2300 at 11. That shit just reeks to me. Even if there's no rigging going on these kids are going to get burned the fuck out. They're not capable of letting things develop naturally.
>>563697564What’s your favorite opening named after an animal?
>>563697884He was a bit mid but still regarded as one of the top Soviet prospects and being projected as the answer to Bobby years before the championship match fell through. He wasn't one of the most electric prodigies of all time for sure though, he did have a little bit of a surprising surge in strength around 21. But he was still a known prodigy and talked about beforehand
>>563698216https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokolsky_OpeningOrangutan Opening because I like to play the Nimzo-Larsen but sometimes I mouse slip 1. b4 and have to play that instead.
>>563698556Cool I like the giraffe attack
>>563699946Looks spiritually Indian. A rung above the Wayward Queen. When are ya gonna grow up son!!
>>563696238I don't know, you said prodigy, he might not fulfill the "seen coming from a long ways off" part but he is objectively a prodigy if he was the 2nd youngest to become a GM. NTA.
>>563700365Excuse me? I’ll beat you with my giraffe attack any time any place, sun
As a chess player I know what it’s like to be black for a day
>>563701163Black Like Me: A story of one man's conquest of the challenge of the tempoless pieces
>>563700568The "second third fifth first fourth youngest to ever become a GM!" stuff is a meme. Young titled players are the norm in professional chess, being a bit younger than normal for some headline is obviously not what I'm talking about. Maybe in a vacuum, being a young grandmaster makes you a prodigy, but not in the context of this conversation. You're getting hung up on semantics. A prodigy in the context of this conversation is someone who everyone is talking about as a top prospect from a young age, not because they became a GM young, but because of the quality of their play. GOATs have the world talking from a young age. Magnus was a famous prodigy playing Karpov and Kasparov from the age of 13. He was in a book about the greatest players of all time at the age of 19. That's what a prodigy looks like. To draw a clear distinction between what you think I mean by prodigy and what it actually means, compare Mishra to Erodgmus. Mishra is the youngest GM of all time. He holds the record. He is currently stuck at 2600, now 17. Because simply being "youngest to do thing" is a meme, in his case conscientiously attempted by tiger parents who went very far out of their way to make it happen. Semantically, he is a "prodigy". Sure. Erdogmus was also one of the youngest GMs of all time, but he's already higher rated than Mishra while 3 years younger, and his quality of play against top players is generating the kind of hype you normally see around future GOATs. That's what is meant by prodigy in chess. The only people who care about "youngest GM" headlines are normies and eventually, college recruiters.
>>563703220I know it's considered bad form for retarded reasons ("reddit spacing") but you should really add a line break in between paragraphs. Makes it a lot more readable.
>>563689143I don't care about who wins as long as it's not the jeet
>>563704685Aw, is weading hard? You want me include pictures too widdle brainlet?
>>563704849Paragraph breaks have been standard in written literature for centuries. The "reddit spacing" scare is solely a subhuman 4chan thing and a regression in my opinion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scriptio_continuaUnless you want to go back to the 2nd century.
>>563705196Probably fair, I'll take it under advisement. run it by my people
>>563705196go back
>noo you have to put paragraph breaks>noooo thats redditthis isnt your blog, if youre writing paragraphs i aint reading it regardless
>>563703220I have to imagine the "youngest EVER to achieve X at age Y and Z days old!!!" title has to fuck with some of these kids' heads
>>563705265I agree with you by the way. I said that originally; the accelerated timelines in chess these days are getting insane and thirdies that have the money and resources will beat their kids into achieving these artificial milestones before they even hit puberty for headlines alone. Not taking into account how humans are meant to naturally develop. It does them a disservice and stunts their growth if anything.>>563705386>>563705465I sincerely apologize for talking about chess.
Someone mentioned Prettier Lichess the other day which I've found cool as fuck. But I don't really use lichess. Is there a similar one for com?
>>563705954Yeah it's interesting seeing the Indians become hardcapped lately. Probably being pushed so hard by their parents is part of that. They're already burnt out. All of them have dropped out of the top ten. Sindarov, by contrast, was playing Counter Strike lol>>563706026Yes, it has the unfortunate name of "Chess Helper" which they should probably change, but it's kinohttps://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/chesscom-custom-themes-bo/kdkckejnngdmlcephpnfaggaeofloode
Thoughts on Faustino Oro thoever? Magnus seems to speak highly of him. But he was also homo for Alireza which hasn’t panned out so far.
>>563706434I don't spend my time thinking about little kids and their futures, nonce
>>563706616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUm6m2QERNMTell it to the marketing department bud
>>563707057kek I know Magnus is doing this on purpose to fuck with his head the same way it worked for Alireza
>>563706434Too young to say still, that simple. He's not even a GM yet. But if I had to evaluate him currently, I don't love what I see. He's positionally weak and kind of blitz-brained. Good with tactics and has good fundamentals but gets outclassed in Classical positional games. That's pretty much to be expected at his age and rating though.
That's my fucking goat btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7LxWYWJxKw&themeRefresh=1
>>563708484It's sad that he's getting groomed to be a government propaganda asset
>>563708638It's not any different than any other country though. Trump called the American hockey team when they took home gold
>>563709002we need a new fischer-esque champion
>>563708484Guess that answers if he's Muslim
>>563709657Unfortunately the closest thing we have is Hans who is just larping as Fischer and is basically Kylo RenNext best chance is recessed-gums incel incarnate Andy WoodwardAmerica is probably irrelevant in chess's near future
>>563709698mixing religion and chess is weird as fuckimagine the new world champion casually dropping he's following muslim practices
>>563706434Watched 2 of his itws he’s a little shit who already has Hikaru’s ego without the chess to back it up
>Hikaru thinks Gukesh will winSindarov world champ confirmed
>>563709994Does he fuck goats? If no, he's not really a muslim.
>>563718117Pure salt if true
>>563719526https://youtube.com/shorts/UBT8xyawMC8
>>563719795I'm never the one to hate, but fuck this nigga. He's so petty and unlikeable it's insane.
>>563719795Yeah salt. Gukesh isn’t even in the top 10 anymore and has never looked as good as Sindarov. To say he has a chance is fair since it’s just a mathematical reality and the universe can be random, but to confidently say if he “finds his form, he just wins” is based on nothing but salt
God I love China. Pls flush the poo queen Winjun
>>563681695>i was on r9k earlier and i saw a post >heh i’ll bet it was youjust making sure you zoomers realize this insult is on the level of “i was sucking a guy’s dick at a gay strip club and the stripper looked like your dad”. it’s autismo level 9000.
>>563658346You have to beat the champion to become the champion, not draw him.Schlechter drew against Lasker, but didn't become champion.Bronstein and Smyslov drew against Botvinnik, but they didn't become champion (though Smyslov beat Botvinnik in the next championship).
how hard is the poo going to get flushed by windarov?
>>563722418Probably not very hard, the nature of world championship matches makes for relatively close contests. You have months to prepare for one opponent and, unique to the event, a team of fellow GMs helping with preparation. Even when one player is clearly better, like Magnus was to Karjakin, they can be slurpers and come down to the wire.That said, Gukesh is truly a hunk of shit who has been spiralling in the toilet bowl for over a year now, and Sindarov is ascendant. It could be a historical humiliation ritual
>>563687139r/chess used to be a great place like a decade ago, but with streetshitters infiltrating more and more online communities, all it is now is a circlejerk of jeets sucking off other jeets.
Anons are copying posts from the tg archive again. That is always worth a hoot!
>>563724280Prove it. Post 3 examples.
friendly reminder that white here is the woman WC challenger
>>563718892Do you think Bibisara is the GOAT?
>>563723198Yeah that’s very noticeable, anything even slightly critical of jeet players is downvoted to oblivion as the redditors say, and an unusual amount of the top upvoted posts are jeet-centric. The jeet broken English is also all over the comment sections
>>563729032theres literal jeet defence force telegram groups where they will post anyone being critical of india on various social media and get everyone to mass report it or downvote it etc
>>563722975wasn't Ding light in both seconds and preparation? and it was still tied until the last gameI think people just want pookesh to get flushed but that's not likely to happen
>>563729559Gukesh peaked pretty high the year he won though, he's fallen off that peak quite a bit. He was ranked like #3 and now he's fallen to #15
>>563729957>>563729957erm actually his name is pooKesh
>>563722268It's quite weird how this guy who isn't you whatsoever insists on saying zoom zoom constantly, posts your signature image, and does the same dumb quoting you do on every post. Kek @ thinking /pol/ is above /r9k/.
>>563727857That was smooth let me give you a (You)
>>563729559>wasn't Ding light in both seconds and preparation? and it was still tied until the last gameding played like shitthat should tell you how bad pookesh is, the only way he won against a broken down ding who can barely play was for ding to straight up blunder multiple games away
>>563729559Rg6 was such a cool tournament moment, the commentators were all stammering and confused, then nepo breaking down in tears and collapsing on the board.I cried for nepo when he collapsed on the board.Weak tournament, but the end was pretty Kino in terms of theatrics and drama.
>queue up>currynig>abort>queue up>ricenig>abort>queue up>sandnig>abortHow hard is it to pair me with an actual human?
>>563732468have you tried not being racist
Black proposes takeback (15...Qh4 16.Bxh4)White declines takebackHeh is it peak no honor to not give a take back when it wasn't a mouse slip?
SindaGODS, when is the bloodbath with shitkesh?
>raped all game>miss trapping his queen>somehow still manage to get a better position and they resigni probably wouldn't have been able to convert anyways is there anything worse than just being a shitter?
tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling d-o-w-n
>>563661656We've been over this. She has the face of a gay man. Exactly the same.
>>563720468He’s petty and likeable.
>>563735027>see closed position>fall asleep>wake up again to call you a faggot
>>563724280If you're referring to >>563703220 >>563722975 I think it's chest.
>>563736579And you're wrong. I wouldn't say a lot of that especially the gross parts.
>>563730192>posts your signature imagekek idk about r9k but he did post it on /pol/ 70(SEVENTY) timeshttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/filename/%20IMG_0244/image/HimMkATyf-OFWnU7jr4CJg/
>>563736818You think he's the only one who has ever posted that picture?
>>563736579sounds like him same writing style
>>563736798What gross parts?
>>563737028All of it is gross imo. I swear it’s not me.
>>563736983> with the filename ‘IMG_0244’you might want to think one second next time you try to "um actually" somebody, prevents looking like an idiot
>>563737184No, I am just not an internet detective. I am not worried about looking like an idiot.I will keep criticizing you and everyone else after analyzing the situation for 5 seconds.
>>563719795indians make up a huge chunk of the chess audience he has an incentive to appeal to them, same reason .scam sticks tania everywhere
>>563737381Great. We have our own analrapist in the thread
>>563733108Never. Gukesh will retire.
>>563737150You’re just shooting pompous insults without even understanding what you yourself are trying to mean by it, just be normal
Why the FUCK does Danny keep changing the IOS interface? It was dogshit before, and it's even worse now.
>>563738327enshitification
>>563738327How do you even play on your phone? The board is the size of a small thing that suits the analogy
I LOVE PAKISTAN
I wrote the posts attributed to SeriousChest. SeriousChest is my good internet friend and if he says the posts were gross, they were gross. Simple as. I will simply kill myself. Simple as.
>>563738898Wat>>563739102Based sepuku maxxer
Video game generally speaking, I look okay from the front, but from the side I look like a fat goblin.
>>563739634You probably look like shit in general, the view you see in the mirror is you catching yourself at your best angle. Test it yourself next time you look in the mirror, you’ll notice you’re standing at a certain angle, making a certain face etc. A mirror is also more flattering than reality. Set up your phone to take a video of yourself and you’ll get a much clearer visual of how fuck ugly you probably are. The good news is that it doesn’t matter, you can be even as ugly as you and still pull as long as you’re statusmaxxing, charismamaxxing and masculinitymaxxing.
>>563730492It's such a strange collapse. Ding post-covid was just straight up bad, and he still hasn't recovered.
>>563739102He was probably the guy you were cooking and is assmad about it, dw about it
>>563739634>>563740045Chess???
>>563740793Read Clavicular. Looks determine everything, including your results in chess. Why do you think Sindarov mogged?
>>563741085sub 4 psl incellite thoughbeit tbqhwyfåm
>>563741085Magnus is the greatest player in chess history and he looks like a caveman who never learned what showering means
>>563741085>Looks determine everything, including your results in chessben finegold is a gmcheckmate
>>563742260His GM title was promised to him 3000 years ago though
>>563738718I don't find the small board size that bad honestly, but then again I only really play bullet, solve puzzles, or make daily game moves when I'm on the phone.
>>563740045>statusmaxxingThis but unironically. As sad as it is, nowadays even Nihal Sarin could pull a mid tier becky if he whips out his phone and shows his IG.
>>563742253Nah he’s handsome, just in a non-traditional way. Same as Benedict Cumberbatch or Matt Smith
>>563743121>Benedict CumberbatchLooks like a Skyrim elf.>Matt SmithLooks like a neanderthal.
>>563742260>barely a GM>lower rated than the best women GMs>admitted Kosteniuk is far stronger>she also bodied him in a blitz matchNah it fits.
>>563738718Perfect size
>>563738718I’m 2100 in bullet crazyhouse on my phone
>>563742253Magnus was handsome before he stopped giving a fuck
>>563739634>>563740045The anglepill will be a hard one to swallow.
>>563743878
>>563743641Nobody knows what “crazyhouse” is
>>563743981There are plenty of pixels I stitched it together manually to make sure. I kind of fucked up and repeated the same part twice in the image but you just gotta maximize it to see, if it is still blurry (like on mobile) open it in a new tab.
>unironically posting looksmaxxing retardationkys
White mates in 2
>>563744785Malding uggo detected
>>563744785Seethe, retard.
>>5637451126'5 gigachad actually, i just know theres no point coping that you can defeat your own genetics
>>563745052Qd5, the knight moves, then qb5#, or if Nb3+ was played then axb3#
>>563745242Damn… I just got mogged… and this whole time, I thought I was gangsta…
>>563745242That post isn't even really about looksmaxxing it's just about ratings, it is wholely compatible with your worldview.
I think I’ll wait til Friday to drink and play can’t do it everyday (I wish)
>>563746381Bro I played a bum ass nigga recently who gave away pieces like they were free condoms, but didn’t resign. I said out loud “What is this nigga doin?” because I was so flummoxed. Then I said out loud “I think he must be drunk.” What I did was, while he thought he was attacking my rook with his queen on one of the squares, I sac’d the rook epicstyle on his kingside, which led epically to a mate in two. And even before that, when he moved his queen to pointless check me, I chadly moved my king TOWARDS his queen, rather than castling, and embraced his check. Making him eat pawn in response. Yeah now what? He had nothing.
>>563746820SeriousChest?
>>563746820Castling out of check would have been the real chad move
>>563745242Hi :3
>>563748796get lost fag
>>563747920It’s ya boi sc in da flesh
>>563748836Need a tissue for your issue? ROASTED
>>563749279need a diaper for your pozzed gaped anus? BOOM ROASTED
>>563748796Beat it homo.
>>563749345I’m not the gay guy. That’s SC apparently. He always used to say he couldn’t get it up for women.
>>563749105No this is online
>>563749613How you been, online?
>>563749538No Catmaxer is the homo ITG he came out a couple months ago
>>563749816Proof? I bet he’s slept with over 300 women he used to tell us about it until you got jealous.
Great, now I feel like drinking and playing. Thanks a lot.
I'm solving puzzles high as shit off edibles after winning 3/3 rapid games today. Life is good. You know what I mean?
>>563750773I’ve been vaping weeed and chugging wine and improving at chess. I found out white wine doesn’t give me hangovers, feels like I’m young again.
>>563706434Next hikaru. And by that I mean a little bitch. He left the menorca open to deny a 13y old his gm norm.
I’m excited for the upcoming world championship. Whom will /Chess/ be rooting for?
>>563751148I used to like wine, then I learned it was making me fat because there's like freaking 600 calories in a bottle.I just drink vodka+water now.It tastes good, works good, and provides hydration to alevoate hangovers.Learned it from an alchoholic boomer.
>>563751839600 in one bottle isn’t so bad, I’m drinking the 0 grams of sugar one, don’t know if that even makes a difference. All I know is it’s less calories than beer cause I was drinking that 8 percent stuff
>>563752029Oh, good looks I didn't realize they made sugar free wine.I gained like 10lbs in a month, I'll look into the sugar free wines, I don't really drink but maybe I'll start
>>563751729Sindarov
>>563751729Also sindarov, but I just hope whoever wins doesn't drop 40 spots on the leaderboard immediately after winning. I will support any competent WC.
>>563745052>>563745452neat>>563743878jfc. sure i am uggo, that's why i spend time building my hard skills and pursuing competitive hobbies>>563751839is there considerable energy in wine besides ethanol? i doubt it. although of course liquors are easier to portion and store
>>563753440I wasn't even aware ethanol on it's own was so dense, google says the calories from sugar aren't that much.Also there are only a few wines I can drink because of dietary restrictions.Also the other anon is ugly, btw, nobody is that mad about mirrors who looks good.
>>563751729Whoever is not supported by India.
>>563751729Gukesh. May the Tiger eat the Cat.
>>563751729the one who isn't a jeet
>>563752886We can start a drinking chess club, or something like you have to chug your glass whenever you lose
>>563751729Been on the Sindatrain since the World Cup and I'll ride it all the way to Goat status (probably not but I really grew to like the kid anyway).
New blitz ATH, been playing at work all week :D
>>563756504We might have to adjust the rules so I don't die, but this sounds fun. Maybe half a glass, or long games. My score vs the thread is terrible
>>563754956>there are only a few wines I can drink because of dietary restrictions.
>>563756504is there a connection between chess and wine or other alcoholic beverage?as an example - gin rummy is gin. mahjong is rum, because one of wins is "ron". (in both games the win includes calling the respective word aloud, which can be clearly understood as a command to drink)what about chess?
>>563759974
Sneedysara is the rightful WWC
>chessgames added a bunch of distracting ads and pop-upswtf
>>563751148Lucky. I wish I played better drunk, but I just blunder everything away. I play much better stoned for some reason.
>>563763384Get yourself the uBlock Origin extension or move to Brave Browser, brah.
>>563765128>uBlock Origini already have it, but they aren't blocked for some reason.
>>563765128Can I get an extension to block the boomer tier titles?
funny how /chess/ is all over sindarov's dick now and has completely forgotten about abdusattorovyou guys are nothing but bandwagonersin a year you'll have a different "guy" to cheer for and sindarov will be ancient history
>>563759974i realized that if you take inspiration from your openings, you can have the French, Italian, Hungarian... plenty of good winemakers
>>563766737i'm still riding the moke's dick even though he hasn't really proven himself at all lately. i still believe he will win WC one day.
>>563766737just because Sneedarov is the man of the hour doesn't mean we forgot our other favorites
>>563745052edgy!
>>563748796i'll pound that bussy if they won't
>>563768586Yet you say you're not gay
>>563769578it's just another hole at the end of the day
>>563767754>moke>will win WC one daylol lmao even the chess mafia is too strong
>>563769913yeah, it's delusional but if he really does win then i can say i was there from the beginning supporting my guy.
Nice prelude to the upcoming WC match
when they don't resign
>>563770979Nigga thinks I owe him a resignation cause he's up material. CHECKMATE ME IF YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER COWARD.
Is Raja Blaster here? I tried that MD flavor it was really good. Thanks for the recommendation, fren.
>>563767754retard
>>563776282didn't ask for your high school nickname, champ.
>>563769913>>563770330How dare FIDE… allow Hans to get away with cheating for years.
>>563768586https://voca.ro/1kxgubA2OYJQI was going to be sassy, but then someone cut me off and I decided I should live my life smarter unu
>>563776360shut the fuck up, retard
>>563776475This is how I imagine Larpov irl.
>>563776718i was joking actually but now that i've heard your feminine submissive voice i really want to pound that bussy raw.>what makes you think i'm a bottom teeheeit doesn't matter to me, i take what i want. you can only choose between using spit or blood as lube and how much it's going to hurt.
>>563777483Omg, daddy chill, we're in /chess/ not /homochess/Spit, I'll get you nice and slicked up ;o
>>563777483get in line, bud kek
>>563780316Age?
>>563777483...chess?
>>563776718I'd stick a cheating device up your bussy with my dick.
>>563782215Bro calm down I called diddling dibs
I like women exclusively I am not attracted to men, masculine ones at least. AMA
>>563784004What's your favorite openings for white and black?
Who here /improving/?
I’m come to the conclusion that bullet and classical the only kinds of chess are worth playing, bullet for speed and classical for deep thought. Anything besides those two is neither fast nor deep.
>>56378215831>>563782215>>563782764Guys I don't want to be the thread slut, actually, I'd rather just play chess >_>
>>563784167White: English OpeningBlack: Dutch Opening
>>563784167The back openings
>>563785063>I'd rather just play chess >_>https://lichess.org/MftB2odwa game?
>>563785405Fucked up the timer on my bagel bites or I would have had you.
I came in my pants once I saw this move desu
>>563784346I am a fellow improover fren. Sometimes I wonder why I even try so hard. Congrats btw.
>>563785405I missed it, post another
>>563786432A dirty win but a win nonetheless
>>563788515I finished eating. Let’s do one more.
>>563737028Did you read this post or not? What do you mean "what gross parts"???>>563722975
>>563788442https://lichess.org/QleE34YCsure, why notI have a bad feeling about my chances, can't put my finger on it...
>>563788570i can't simul bro i'm gonna drop games like mad.
I'm 2-0 let's do it>>563788570https://lichess.org/qiFLwpPC
>>563789051You have my undivided attention
I drank 3 monsters and am now at 3000 Elo for the next 3 hours
>>563789151You have my undivyaded attention
Some dude from my club just hit 10000 bullet games and he's been 200 elo ever since he started playing. How is this even possible?
I think I just played the guy who doesn't know about Saarland
>>563789051I missed the challenges are you gays still playing?
>>563792552Guys* keke
>>563792552>>563792684Sure bro post a link
>>563792756I don’t know how can you do it
>>563792816https://lichess.org/cXuoJHm2picrel
>>563792816>>563793003https://github.com/lichess-org/lila/tree/master/modules/challenge/src/mainCan also refer to this. Scala is such a beautiful language. Thibault is truly enlightened.
candidates proved him right.he won.again.
I think I just played the guy who talks like catmixer but isn't him
i just had a super positional game in the advanced honey badger attack can you post the game? he said his name was greg but thats a catmixer thing
>>563766737Nodirkek couldn’t even qualify for candidates and has been irrelevant for over a year
Bestow upon me a new name and I will wear it with honor.https://lichess.org/PqwosjjwHnWuFrom your perspective.
>>563763384Pro-tip: any game you want to see is almost certainly on lichess. Just google the game or match and “add” lichess and someone will have imported it
>>563796889quoting you because i forgot to
>>563797571You lil niggas are so ass>i just had a super positional gameKek
>>563797571ok your name is shitfaggotbitch
any1 up for a game of negroni?
>>563797571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIfxFW3kOnw
I won my OTB tournament with this move. He even wrote an exclamation point after it in his notation lel.
>>563797961They call me Mr positional
>>563799576Post the entire game?
>>563799875Doesn't even look like Karla
>>563799916Prove it. Post 3 examples of Karla.
>>563799875This looks more like SeriousChest
>>5637997021. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 e6 4. Bd3 Bd6 5. Nbd2 b6 6. e4 dxe4 7. Nxe4 Be7 8. c3 O-O 9. O-O Nbd7 10. Re1 Bb7 11. Ng3 c5 12. h4 Bd6 13. Ne5 cxd4 14. cxd4 Qc7 15. f4 Bb4 16. Rf1 Bd6 17. h5 Nxe5 18. fxe5 Bxe5 19. dxe5 Qxe5 20. Bf4 Qxb2 21. Rf2 Qa3 22. Bd6 Qc3 23. Rc1 Qa5 24. Bxf8 Rxf8 25. h6 Qg5 26. hxg7 Qxg3 27. gxf8=Q+ Kxf8 28. Be2 Ne4 29. Rf3 Qh4 30. Rc7 Bd5 31. Rfxf7+ Kg8 32. Rg7+ We were both surprised to find out he was winning slightly before he hit the panic button. My knight and h pawn creeped him out.
>>563799875karla is a hot fucking latina
>>563800219Can you make it into a gif? Webm is better if you know how
>>563800219I can easily read and visualize this without a board. And you, patzers?
>>563800218He posted his face before.
>>563800385
>>563800424Can you really? We should play
>>563800497Yeah no duh it’s right there >>563799875Dummy
>>563800635Nah I’m eating pizza :P
>>563799875This is Alexadra Prado from Bolivia with a standard FIDE rating of 1898. She is most notable for being extremely annoying on Xitter and I have her muted because of her retarded spam. The newfags trying to desperately fit in by referencing old players is extremely cringe btw. Need to move out of /vg/. Infested with these faggot discord types playing pretend.
>>563800667I’m too lazy but the /chess/torian guy can go dig it up in the archive>>563800543Nice game winning must have felt good
>>563800792What kind of pizza?>>563800852I’m sorry but namefagging goes back to the beginning of /chess/ if you check the archive. Look it up; the very first /chess/ post ever was namefagging.
>>563800923Thx
>>563801345No problem are you a master?
>>563801110Pizza Hut pizzas idk. They just appeared in my fridge. The one I’m eating has sausage and pepperoni
>>563801580How did pizzas just appear in your fridge?
>>563800852Why is PompousChest so… curmudgeonly
>>563801737Stop asking questions goy
>>563801776How so?
>>563801907I’m a curious lad, isn’t that a good thing?
>>563801930Always rudemaxxing and gatekeepgooning. He should be called PuffedOutChest
>>563802090If I were SEC I wouldn't say a single word.
>>563801560That guy and I were both 1400, but I’m around 2000 on lechess. Online converters say I’d be something like 1700-1800 if I play more tournaments.
>>563802316Wow we should play sometime you could teach me a lot >>563802207Word
>>563802316Not being rude but they’re full of shit, lichess 2000 is not 1800 FIDE. It’s more likeLichess 2000 = com 1800Com 2000 = Fide 1800
>>563800852Fuck she’s so hot I’m sure she’s a huge bitch.
>>563800102Nah
Sindarov shoulda never shaved his unibrow. He sold out.
>>563802598Which time format?
>>563802954Primarily blitz, rapid isn’t too far off though. Just add a hundred or so to the online rating to get the same 1800 FIDE rating
>>563802860Opinion dismissed. >>563802954World champions have to looksmax.
The spammer going crazy tonight. What do you even get out of this dude? You know in ancient societies anti-social types who ruin the fun for everyone else were simply taken out back and beaten to death. I wish you would go outside more so nature could take its course and deign that to happen.
>>563803090Stop asking questions. What’s your malfunction gramps?
Not so fast, Shitdarov!https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1sna3ql/ya%C4%9F%C4%B1z_kaan_erdo%C4%9Fmu%C5%9F_breaks_the_youngest_player_to/
>>563800852You realize you are replying to the post that brought up karla right? Look at the filename. >>563803069Prove it. Post 3 examples of Karla
>>563803184Go to therapy. Go outside. Try to make friends. Why shit this place up like this?
I have a literal picture of Kaela on my harddrive but I won't post it.I meant Karla.
>>563803292I already did. She’s been posted multiple times in this and the previous thread.
>>563802954Cope. He mogs
>>563803382You complaining is the only shit I see ITT.>>563803415How do they train the cat to stand? This is Ai
>>563803460Prove it. Post 3 examples of you posting Karla in this thread and the previous thread.>>563803415How did they teach him that?? What the fuck?
>>563803573I prefer his skin color over the current skin color.
>>563803415>Catdicker even fucked KarlaIt’s over. He really is #1 ranked chad of /chess/
Sad thing is I think there was actually semi-decent chess discussion last night. A bit surface level but at least we were discussing chess. This is just too much man and happens with way too much regularity. Why are we still on this board where this deranged person is allowed to run rampant?
>>563803710That's racist
>>563803686Post 3 of examples of me not posting 3 examples of Karla being posted. >>563803686It’s Ai
*stares in confusion*
>>563803845Nah>>563803750Prove it. Post 3 examples of the spammer spamming this thread or the previous thread.
>>563803750Did you post the favorite animal themed opening question? I learned about the giraffe attack
>>563803415Is she hot
>>563803894Have you ever been DMed by a guy after beating him?
>>563804051she’s really hot and she’s got a wap
>>563804067Nobody ever DMs me. I’m the only person to try to chat shit sometimes and even then usually nobody responds.
>>563804170L-lewd! TMI!
>>563804208You might be shadow banned. Have you ever called someone a nigger?
>>563804405Why yes
>>563804314Do you have a wab?
>>563804501Haha I broke the N key on my keyboard. I got unbanned after 6 months then immediately banned again. I think I was still in the trash-talking feed of players. I’ll never back down from a verbal confrontation!
>>563803286Something about this fat kid and his lack of aura that I don’t trust. I don’t like Shak being his coach and saying outlandish things like their goal being for him to break 2900 either. Very third world vibes going on
>>563803415I kind’a want’a fuck this cat.
the first 2900 player will be a test tube baby forced to play chess since the age of 3
>>563804995I think everyone will have chips in their brains by then. I look forward to having an ichip
>>563802598I don’t even have a fide.>>563802492Sure but I don’t actually know anything.
Does Hikaru start every video with>millennial pause>welcome back everyone>for toDAY’s VIDEO
>>563805109Totally. We’re on the threshhold of massive, massive revolutions in human daily life, the biggest since the invention of language. Not joking. AGI and BCI are going to change everything, rapidly. Taking five minutes to manually type little posts like this to each other will seem as anachronistic as writing letters in like 15 years.
I just got the number 1 spot this month in minesweeper intermediate.https://minesweeperonline.com/#Are you proud of me?
>>563805409Yes it’s nice you have time for minesweeper
>>563805334Wonder what this will mean for chess>>563805409Take it to /minesweeper/
>>563805546There's no such thing sadly.
>>563805546Is /minesweeper/ a thing? That’d be cool
>>563805409How have you been?
>>563805904Hanging in there, how about you?
>>563805546Competitive chess between humans will be over. (Highly) Theoretically you could “switch off” the BCI for OTB (and only OTB, online is 100% cooked period) but in reality that will probably never happen, BCI isn’t going to be like a phone that you just put in a box, it’s literally a new layer of your brain. The first artificial layer and the next phase of evolution. Do you want to switch off your frontal lobe to play a game, as an example? And how would you even reliably go about doing that to a BCI non-invasively? Keep in mind this is a game that already can’t even afford good security for anything outside of Candidates and the World Championship. Chess will be played competitively between engines, and otherwise be just a cultural touchstone and something to look back on. The same way we look back on Alexander the Great’s campaigns but don’t expect to do the same things. You could be a “chess nerd” and really into the game’s history and keeping up with engine games but playing yourself will be like swinging a plastic sword around in your backyard.
>>563805976I’m good I miss playing you. Are you thinking of posting challenges again?
>>563806264I don't remember ever posting challenges much if at all.
>>563806041There’s always the chance that nothing ever happens :)
Do you want to sucky, or do you want to fucky? Simple as.
>>563805649Umm chudo kann disrespecters… our response?https://lichess.org/broadcast/clash-of-generations-iii-veselin-topalov-vs-yagz-kaan-erdogmus/round-5/UD4ht2LH/9RdODBzX
>>563806545I remember
>>563807876Topalov was a world champion
>>563808534Are FIDE champions canon
>>563808675He’s my favorite. Probably stronger than the current WC
Sindarov vs Gukesh - Sindarov winsKeymer vs Sindarov - Keymer winsErodgmus vs Keymer - Erdogmus winsErdogmus reigns for 1000 yearsScreencap this.
file name
>>563808675No but neither is Ding or Gukesh
Just totally crushing. What a playerhttps://lichess.org/broadcast/clash-of-generations-iii-veselin-topalov-vs-yagz-kaan-erdogmus/round-3/1yESZaqh/7vMjqq7N
>>563809320Topalov is a legend
>>563809320>Young boy already stronger than all the women playersHow?
>>563809512We’re not doing enough to facilitate women participation
>>563809512Just kidding women are dumb whores
>>563809413True. These are my favorite legendary games of hishttps://lichess.org/study/jaWv3pX1/AqfzbTdghttps://lichess.org/study/2dSemwq2/V5j7jbIj
>>563809512Cuz they got tiny dicks.
>>563810024>Explaining the jokeDo faggot bitch boys such as yourself really?
>>563809087I was against Ding until I realized someone who got second place becoming WC wasn't unprecedented (Steinitz did it in 1873).
>>563810024Nice picks. I like his loss against Kasparov.
>>563810234What’s wrong with tiny dicks.
>>563811120harder to move the pieces with them
>>563811448I got banned from tournaments for doing this.
>>563811448Is this how gay men play?
>>563810024
>>563805649You should start it. Which board will you make it on?
>Hmmmm tonighd I will blay some chess games :P>Log on to lichess dot ork :P>4 black games in a row all against unpopular openings I have specific losing rates against :P>WDF???>Log off :/What does lichess mean by this?
Practice against the Caro-Kann
Found a cool sequence with 16 seconds left in my bullet game. Game ended 4 moves and 9 seconds later.
>Your opponent has left the game. You may claim total aryan victory in one trillion billion hours.
>>563799875he's cute. is this the twink driver?
Wakey wakey employim! Time to get up and go slave for Mr. Shekelstein while I spam blitz all day.
>>5638269406 more minutes before I have to start my car get off my back MOM
>>563826940WRONG. I don't work today.
Page 10 negrobump brought to you by Maurice Ashley.
>>563805334what is this guy even talking about is he just throwing acronyms
>>563826940i work from home a few hours a day and receive thousands a week, the rest of the time i drink and play chess
>>563826940I've actually had enough of wageslaving, I intend to quit and blow some of my savings on neeting for like half a year or so.
>>5638161531…Bxd3 2. Rxd3 Qxa3! 3. bxa3 Rb1+ 4. Kc2 R8b2#
>>56380951299% of the nutrients women eat go to their tits and asses, even if they're flat. Meanwhile this obese boy nutrients go half to his brain and half to his fat rolls.
Are you ready for 24 hours of bullet?
Just got back from the battlefield, ready to stomp some noobs after trickshotting a sandnigger. Anyone up for a game?
new 'mixer personality just dropped
>>563857124what animal did this nihha pickkk dis time?capybara polymorization type shi frfr
new 'dividerpost just dropped. Never mixed a cat in my life.
>>563855652Most I’ve done is 2 in a row
>>563849428That’s what I did in February. Been nice. I’ve spent almost four weeks in theme parks. Will be going to Los Angeles soon. Unfortunately all these companies want me so I have been doing interview prep.
>>563855652
holy shit the deadness
>>563803090>>563803382you are not allowed to point out that 300 posts belong to a single IP reply-chaining themselves in multiple threads this month. it is simply not allowed. and interestingly just before that threads were 404’ing repeatedly from severe deadness.
I do like that people are waking up to the mixer question, getting red-pilled so to speak, but I'm conflicted because I like acting like him and it's funny sometimes. DAE feel this way?
>>563855946drop a link
>>563857124>'mixerCheat' you mean.
Bussyanon, you here? Would you post feet pics if I beat you in blitz?
>>563860619You must purchase 4CHAN GOLD to view this spoiler.https://lichess.org/PzINN8wkYou must purchase 4CHAN GOLD to view this spoiler.
>>563860213The more I lurk the more I am convinced I am in this thread alone typing posts to myself. This is a very good general.
>>563861647 (me)That's because I am.
It's always just been (You) and me.
>>563862858
>>563861647>>563862294Average kengan omega reader.
Is pretty much everything but 30 minute+ time controls useless for getting better once you're at the 2000 level?
>>563873373try again but include something about schizos
caro-koids will unironically tell you that the a-pawn is stronger than the g pawn KEK >>563874642
>>563860956Oops lol I went to the store and forgot to play. Interesting game regardless.
>>563875185
R8 my r8ing history.
Did someone go to sleep or something? We died
>>563879081>rating sitting at 1300
>>563879081USCF if it's not clear
>>563875185That's because carochuds are still traumatized by Karpov-Miles (1980).
>>563879154Achyually im 1450 now, as you can see by that recent increase.
These queenside castle italians somehow seem really op at low elo.
Just won a game with the scotch gambit. Man I smell like curry now.
>>563881727Gambits like the scotch, goring or evans are honourable openings, serious even.
>>563881727how dare you associate a white man's opening with those streetshitters
Mixer meltyYou will never crack the Schmidt
>>563882207>>563882480correct
Just realized something.cat mixer = chat stirrer
Soon
>>563886063They're calling it the most brown game of all time.
>>563886450Anand-Topalov begs to differ.
>>563857124What’s the new personality?
>>563882591I like playing against the mainline stuff
Anyone drinking and playing?
remember: there's nothing in the FIDE rules prohibiting taking a dump in the playing hall.use this to your advantage.
>>563893263There was also nothing about pretending to be room service for giggles, and look how that went!
>>563893108I quit smoking and only drink like two beers a week nowadays, if that. Don't play much chess either because I got way weaker because I didn't have time to play for the last year and seeing how badly I play makes me sad.
How do you beat the English? I just copy but other than that I don’t know what I’m doing.
>>563895140What's christopher yoo up to now anyways?
>>563895849English is just d4 with some gay tweaks so just abort
>>563896243The English is a Sicilian with colour reversed, you dumb pleb. Not to mention the Botvinnik.
>>563895992He should have punched Hikaru
Anyone sucking and fucking?
>>563898693Where you at? Maybe we could meet up.
>>563895849>How do you beat the English? I just copyI do the same thing. I don't even know if the symmetrical is good, but it gets me playable positions, and that's all that matters.
>>563898693post bussy on unsee plox
Are there any other chess corners on imageboards? We really only have this and the /tg/ one.
eline posts on cc
>>563901261The chesscom forums are objectively not an imageboard though.
http://live.shogi.or.jp/eiou/kifu/11/eiou202604180101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe second game of the 11th Eio title match is being played, between Shintaro Saito (sente) and Takumi Ito (the Eio title holder). The time control is 4 hours per player, and the match is a best of five (Ito leads 1-0).
I think I might get an instructor. Has anyone tried getting one from the lichess lists? I can get a FIDE 2200 from Nicaragua for $18/hr.https://lichess.org/coach/en-US/all/login
>>563901090I know one on another chan but i don’t want you to judge me for going there. I also get some of my images from there, so I wouldn’t want you to steal my meme resources.
>>563902221Try it and let us know.
>>563902221Not yet, but I definitely will like six months before my first classical tournament. Lessons are stupidly expensive in my country, so IRL ones are not an option.
>>563902221I’ll coach you for free.
>>5639023294*2chan? I've always been a little scared of that place
>>563903135Rating?
>>5639032761400 on Lichess (rapid).
>>563903147Even worse.Today I got a sunburn :( but I found the local chess hangout spot at the park :)
>>563903792Thanks but I’m above that.
>>563904586Mr big shot over here. Maybe you should coach us?
>>563904503I don't know what you mean by worse. The sharty is shittier and will fingerprint me but it's nor... darker so to speak. I haven't quite deciphered your little riddle yet
>>563904586The man offers you free lessons and this is how you respond? Shame on you.
>>563905000Trust me, there’re some chans out there that make this place look like Reddit!
>>563905000Checked
>>563905267That was not my intention. I simply assumed that anon was having a laugh with us. Every anon here is at LEAST 1500 lichess rapid.
>>563905408Well, I'll be on the lookout. Thanks I guess...
>>563905547wtf they removed the digits filter or something? woooooooooo>>563905111>>563905222
>>563905835Is it against the rules to point out repeating digits?
Does anyone else get really angry when they play blitz and punch parts of their body really hard so it hurts for several days afterwards?
It was pretty jarring for me to learn that Kasparov and Polgar became good friends a few years after he cheated against her. What a cute ending.
>>563905670If you want to know more contact me: STRATEGO
>>563906361he waz hopin for some action from that piece
>>563902827That makes me want to take up chess lessons while I’m unemployed, but I’m not sure I’d be good at it without a super-motivated kid. I’ve given math lessons before but that’s much easier considering you’re just doing their homework with them.
>>563906491I’m not sure whose idea it was to have a video camera out during their vacation together but God bless them. Judit was so hot in that bikini.
>>563906491Fuck I’m jealous of that vet guy she married, imagine taking Judith on a date
>>563906708Ooh Yeah! And I’m sure the clips they showed were the less sexier home video cassettes they found! Didn’t want to overdo it! Hahahah
>>563906013no posts just skip repeating digits so as not to contaminate the board with checking and trying to GET digits>>563906362I know that name. Thanks.
>>563907080We’ll speak soon then.
Gonna try to bring home some more hardware tomorrow. Wish me luck /chess/.
>>563907287I don't know about that. More information will have to be uncovered prior.
>>563906362How can I contact you, STRATEGO?
>>563907592Meet me at our bench.
>>563895140What's this mean?
>>563907916Interesting>>563907896Hello Catmixer
>>563906362Can you just tell everyone STRATEGO?
>>563907992I'M BNOT FUCKING CATMIXER./I AM JUST TRYING TO FUCKING CONTAT STRATEGO.
>>563907978Nta, but he literally said what he meant
>>563908090Hey don’t get so mad we’re all trying to contact STRATEGO.
>>563908090Heard of his accomplishments?
STRATEGO here, what do you guys want? I only want to talk about stratego or mindsweeper BTW.
Kek nothing ITG can be serious for 10 seconds before it's memed. And that's what I love about you guys. C'mere>t. STRATEGO
>>563908402you're not stringency because I am.
>>563908536I'm sorry. I just can't help myself from pretending to be other people. I'll come clean, I was just trying to make conversation.>t. catmaxer
>>563908587Who’s STRATEGO? Does he have onion links or something?
>>563908248What's his problem?
>>563908587I can't make conversation with you right now because it's raining, but maybe later when it lets up.
>>563908842he literally did the creepy thing where you crop a group picture to just be you and your crush
>>563908858I looked it up it’s actually snowing.
>>563908834STRATEGO is the homo anon we were talking about earlier. He likes it up the bum, and the other way around.>>563908858I can't either, i'm too busy doing my laundry.
>>563909091This guy wets the bed and has to do laundry every day to clean it.
>>563909083It's snowing? In April? In Argentina, maybe, but only the tip.>>563909225I've never wet the bed in my life. I lied. But that's not why I need to do my laundry often. It's raining outside so I can't take the same clothes out twice.
>>563901090dvach has a moderately active chess thread if you can speak russki
>>563908982That's just kinotism. I meant>Housekeeping>Housekeeping
>>563803415Where does this come from?
>>563804170I hate that you made me Google "WAP" during AAA.
>>563909459I can accept Spanish but not Russian
>>563909382>only the tipTried to sneak that one in didn’t ya ya naughty boy!>>563909684Now google WAB
>>563909914You're the only one who's been trying to sneak tips into places ITT
>>563909979Here’s a tip don’t be such an ass all the time Jerry.
>>563909725RU game pls understand
>>563910072Jerry is a perfectly pleasant guy I enjoy his videos keep his name out of your mouth
>>563910270I know Jerry so well he lets me call him Jay. Get real.
’ve gone down a rabbit hole of all the radio interviews Bobby did from like 1999 to the earliest 2000sI’m not even done and it’s more insane than I thoughtHe claims Kasparov’s rating is fake when he got surpassed and explicitly claims his rating would be 2900 today adjusted for inflation and he’s still betterHe accuses and deadnames Kasparov several times, calls him a jewish crook who should be in prison then claims several times every single game Karpov and Kasparov played against each other was prearranged and fake because the games were too “beautiful” and basically the moves were too good and Bobby refuses to believe the players were finding these moves themselves over the board. He calls him a fake World Champion and says he needs to be imprisoned
>>563901970The opening was yagura. Ito adopted a central-king setup against Saito's rapid-advancing silver.
Anyone raping and pillaging?
>>563910186Bobby... You were right... You were always right. There aint no room for a non-russolingual in this game, aint no room indeed.
>>563910674I was going to but the line at your moms place was too long!
>>563910454back to r3ddit!
>>563910680Was he right before or after he changed his mind on women in chess and chess in women.
>>563910906Is someone really posting Reddit content here? Shameful.
>>563910934Out of the scope of what I intended to imply.
>>563911470Out of scope? That’s why they call me Mr 360 No Scope.
>>563910442Jay? What kind of made up name is that lol
>>563911789Is that your name? Mines Pete.
>>563912046Marcus, this game you play is futile.
>>563912193I’m Markus
>>563912606And I might go to costa rica next month. So what? You still haven't posted any examples of Jerry letting you can him Jay much less 3 examples.
Which one of you forgot to take his meds today?
>>563912807I’m not going to leak my private love letters with jay
>>563912954That's bullshit. I'm highly functional. I actually have been tested, and my doctor told me I'm high functioning. I'm a little bit hypersensitive sometimes, but who isn't when they're having a long day. So think about that. >>563912979how do u feel personally about him?
>>563913272What meds are you on?
>>563913272Deja vu
>>563913512How cum?
>>563913364Okay, I'm feeling really targeted. Not everyone who's neurodivergent needs to take meds. Some people just have weird quirks so they can't always mask okay?>>563913512did i say that? thats pretty funny lol
What you guys favorite opening naned after location?
>>563914189The Sicilian Defense
>>563914024Okay but what meds do you take? It’s safe to share here.
>>563914189Does scotch game count?
>>563914189troon gambitnamed after troon scotland of course
>>563914296What makes you think I'm a meds-taker? Hello? Hello? You can't just- you can't jus- Woah woah woah. Oh my god. Okay, what if I'm not a meds-taker?
>>56391429650 mg Listeners
>>563914752No, seriously, it’s safe here. It will help us know how to accommodate you better if we know what’s going on beneath the hood.
>>563914965If you're just going to keep pushing this then I'm done. Believe what you want to believe.
>>563914024>did i say that? thats pretty funny lolhttps://vocaroo.com/14NMdMex7mJ7 0:28
>>563915231I don't want to hear that gay stupid faggot recording.
>>563915231Yeah I know all of the posts were plagiarized even the quote
>>563915323i noted a timestamp you niggerfaggot diapershitting slopfesting zoomer retard
>>563915428I am 100 years old.
>>563915479Prove it. Give 3 personal anecdotes of meating famous dead people over your supposedly 100 years of life.
>>563915361>t..TA if it was not clear
>>563915570Just because I was around for 100 years doesn't mean I was schmoozing with famous people, dumbass.
Bake a good bread for me, okay son? Make me proud. Make me sure you will be able to do well with the family business. I trust you.
>>563915671You wasted 100 years then. I would have been fucking Florence Lawrence
>>563915712What is this post about? Bread? Baking? This thread still has a day in it at LEAST.
>>563916257Son...
Son…
I legitimately do not understand the thread spam. Is it a single schizo?
>>563914965I’m taking ozempic
>>563917015Prove it. Post three examples of spam in this thread.
>>563917015Its two of us I play off of himI used to go schizo trying to prove it but its easier this way
>>563917015>nu/chess/ mystified by friday night funpostingsad
>>563917803Am I the schizo?
very little chess discussion happened in this thread if I am being honest
>>563918051Chess is a dead game.
migrate whenever>>563918336>>563918336
