Previous: >>563602325>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
12 days is too long a wait
Chiyono Anon love.
>no event>no CM>everyone pulled for Nishino>still mid monthThere is literally nothing to talk about regarding gameplay other than making Maruzensky and Nishino parents for CM13. Maruzensky only if you're only running Oguri x 2doms.
My EmperorMy Wife
>>563628138You now understand why our jp dacchis are the most active when an update happens
>>563628138I'm gonna make a parent with inherited maru because I don't have her or seiun and hope to get lucky with medium s and both seiun and maru inherits for my 3 frontrunners including Smaru
>>563628138Not to mention MANT sucks. A whole run without charms and recoveries but all megaphones and weights that I couldn't even use
Are evolved skills for all umas really going to even the playing field against the XOguri menace?
UmaGODSI mean, umadogsAnd umacatAnd umaunidentifiedcreature
>>563628241That shit can't come soon enough I need a way to make parents fast
>>563627842i seem to always recognize you with that same grass img
>>563628312Only the 777 nerf will hit her, evo skills are a gaslight
>>563628086it'll all be worth it gwo... https://youtu.be/AjB8725QSsU
someone please make a jiggie
I like this uma
>>563628312Now that uma pick tickets can't be purchased anymore and they've squeezed out every last bit they can from xoguri pullers, evo skills should be coming out any time soon, right?
someone please make a jonger
>>563628403>Only the 777 nerf will hit herWhat's the nerf? Checking on gametora, nothing looks changed
admins go one hour without breaking the site challenge: impossible>>563628138But CM13 is a medium as well. There's still nothing to discuss because it's a rehash of this CM except that metalets need a gold blue.Two weeks until the next event...
>>563628312no. oguri only leaves the meta after they just completely stopped running medium CMs for an entire year.
>>563628460I'm not sure if it's safe to accept candy from her.
I'm looking at Monk Pasa>Final Corner Accel>Final Corner VelocityAren't these contradictory? Man, I wish her skills weren't so incompatible.
nyoooooom
why was captcha broken?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>great run>used ryan instead of dober by accidentowari da
>>563628593Redshift being available makes it slightly different because your other pace/front umas can cope against Oguri if you make them real good.
>>563628637Just a gambleGamble on skill orderGamble on where it activatesGamble on it activating at allThere’s a reason this alt is El Casino Pasa
>>563628889I'm pretty sure you're in my club but I don't want to say anything
>>563628878Look at them go!
>>563629085which club?
test
>medium s>fast learner hatbwos please pray for my groundwork proc...
>>563628637her ult fires when she has overtake targetrising D fires after outer lane overtake
Can't decide who'll be my 3rd ace0-1 Rice2-3 Doto4 Bride Mayacchi5 Nishino6 Mambo7 Fuku8 MITA KA9 Spechud
>>563629312You will get the proc but only 2 spells that could count towards activation
>>563629441um.......
>>563629551*random Falco event gives you groundwork*
>>563628632
Am I retarded or did some of Brian's lines in her valentines event get omitted at some point
>>563628882It still is for me
*Gives you +30 Energy and Playtime's Over!*
>>563629686you have quick turned on on the right you might have shorten trainee events turned on.
>>563629916Yeppers and Yaeno Muteki do the same thing, what's up with that? All of them kill the event chain too.
Was trying to make an ace Natie for Aries for fun, only had the LB0 Ticket for "On Your Left!" Is there something better I could use?
>>563629916
>>563629686anon...the fans...did you forget?
>>563629686It wouldn't be the first time they went back just to change something.
yes i am still stuck in the menunow, should I make my Fuji ace for Aries or TT Mile/Medium?
>>563630039playtime's OVER>>563629441next to impossible these days with ttl from bonbon, firm from ntr, it only takes one random green
>>563630039>>563629916because you're telling them "playtimes over" so of course they're gonna stop bothering you
I didn't know these could unlock without the cards in your deck
>>563630124Forget what? I was viewing it from the archive...
>>563629656>_<
>>563629916Noooo... don't give me your mare semen, Curren-chang...
minna....
>>563629656*random bakushin event gives you groundwork and +5 guts*
>>563630403NOTSMART
>>563630310wow she actually won a room...maybe I shouldn't have doom-raced and cap speed...this is my first day running pasa though so it's good that I don't need stam after all! tomorrow borrows for sure
>>563630403DUMB
One 1* guts please
>>563630403Hoeh gomenasai...
>>563630529>>563630647ouen a-arigato...
>>563630615what about using zoomer instead because ascape artist isn't agemasen
okay i genuinely just think i'm retarded, how do i consistently get trainees higher than A+, i have plenty of SSR cards for decks, i've raised star and hint levels for most trainees, and i consistently do 30+ races in MANT and win nearly all of them (i don't use clocks on non-G1 races)
>Out of borrows (again)>Made zero parents (again)Imagine me typing out the entire pasta, and then someone else asking me if I want to jerk off with him
>>5636306873 medium3 A&S2 wit>>563630739>escape artist isn't agemasenbut it is
>>563630739pasa isn't either unless you're referring to someone elseI also have her at mlb and I need to borrow natie for a chance at capping wit
umanko would probably grip like crazy we are talking about run to the ER kind of crazy the uma universe probably has a "umanko grip" medical term for males whose dick was almost ripped off by their uma wife after she had an orgasm
Wait, are you telling me that the valentines event is supposed to have TWO outcomes? Why am I only noticing this NOW?
>>563630295there are two outcomes, if you play the event from the archive, it's random which one it plays
Another $100 down the drain... I just want this damn little girl.
>>563630687Hey! I didn't order this! 2nd 9*
>>563630745Do you save +60% megaphones, stamina items and anklets matching your relevant cards for both summers? 50% race bonus?
>>563630808>but it isgot them backwards zoomer RAPE
>>563630745post your cards and no matter how bad they are i will make you a deck.
>>563630850because getting fans is piss easy unless you're playing urara or something
>>563630745post your ace deck
>>563630850Anon... all those times I posted "Jordan attempting to read a picture book.jpg" were meant to be jokes...
>>563630839it's like a bee sting you only mate with umamusume onceshe then keeps it fused to her body like an anglerfish
>>563628597>oguri only leaves the meta after they just completely stopped running medium CMs for an entire yearBased. Fuck that fat retard.
GIVE ME FAST LEARNER I WANT FAST LEARNER AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
it's over my run is cursed maybe I'll play it safe and pivot to the triple tiara
>>563631029One cup of breastmilk please
>>563630850I think it also applies to Christmas events
Is it worth borrowing power pass for killer tunes over topro for firm menace?
>>563631173killer tunes is better yes, firm menace is only worth-worth on longer tracks
>>563630984Its okay, people are cuter when they're retarded! At least I know now so I won't be confused anymore. I'll keep reopening the event until I get the one I want for a screenshot even though when I tried with Biwa she gave me both outcomes consecutively since Brian keeps being mean and hasn't shown me the second outcome in 7 tries.
>>563630908i try but sometimes the shop fucks me >>563630925>>563630963i have exactly 30 SSR cards at the moment
>>563631039Falco would say this before getting her belly smacked.
this could be us
>>563631230Good, that top road card blows chunks
>>563631173neither skill is exactly amazing. for fronts and only fronts, killer tunes is useful enough that you should probably opt for condor. for non-fronts, topuro is just a better card, so take her instead.>>5636313070LB SSRs are not useful. most SSRs are not useful at lower than 3LB. post your SRs. they're most likely more useful. you should MLB urara from the friend point shop, and sirius from the club point shop, as soon as you can.
>>563631370>3DPDNo it could not
>>563631307>0 and 1lbsNon-MLB SSRs don't get their full bonuses so you should be running lv45 SRs if possible. Most of the time non-mlb cards aren't worth it.>SSR Power Marvelous SundayShe has a 15% race bonus, she should have a permanent spot on your decks during MANT.
>>563631414
Do you like plain looking umamusume?
>>563631070Douzo.
>>563627946BIG
i remember when my best card was 3lb king heilo
>marked
>>563631307post SRs, only marvelous power is usable from there, you didn't even finish the shakur event... I bet you can still do it, do it asap so you have at least 1 speed card>>563631651your deck situation is crazyMarvelous power + Shakur speed + Helios power + borrow Nice Nature wit + get Brian speed to MLB with crowns from the shop + mystery card of your own choice, probably Halo speed or Seeking the Pearl
Bros?
I don't have any of the framework to build front runners. Do you think LS Rudolf+Grass Wonder or Cafe+Grass Wonder work better with XOguri? I'm thinking the former just because of double Dominator, but I'm not even sure if Dominator will hit front runners on Nakayama 2000m.
only 3 more month of mant
>>563631850I remember when an ace career only takes 30 minutes to finish
>>563631921
>>563631964borrow a god tier vbourbon/sky/kita/maru and use whatever front you have and just keep cycling
>>563632038
>>563631651at the end of the month, there's going to be a banner for mr c.b's card. it's a pretty solid wit card, and it's actually even good at 1LB. you should pull on it, because you need SRs.as for right now, marvelous sunday will be locked to your deck. daitaku helios is a decent choice if you want another power card. jordan is the best speed card you have. if you get brian through the club points shop, she wouldn't be a horrible choice either in this situation. you should probably borrow finemo or nice nature, since you don't have a single good wit card. and then you can just throw urara in there, too.
>>563631964What do you mean it won't hit? Dominator isn't All Seeing Eyes
>>563632139
>>563631964Dominator hits everyone in front regardless. It's one of the most popular comps with XOguri.I will shit on you if you run this
mfw not a single avatarfag all day
>>563631964Dominator hits everyone in front of you retardgwo
>>563632127>>563631964Would you borrow this Kita to cycle
Don't go to the Onsen with her. She will rape you and then hand you over to Japanese Chris Hansen who will interview you and hand you over to the authorities who will then revoke your trainer's license and put you on probation But Nishino Flower will break into your apartment and rape you again, so you will be sent to prison. The system is fucked.
>>563632251
This trainer deserves death.
>>563632127>whatever front you haveThat's the thing, I don't have any FR support at all. I don't have bourbon, sky, kitasan, maru, or silence suzuka as trainees. I don't have power falco SSR or any of the other front runner SSRs.Not for lack of trying, the gacha gods just gave me none of it.
>>563632263She needs her nose tape thing or else she'll die
>>563632282They staygoldnigger is here spamming images though are you blind
>>563627946Man a whole wave of torenas I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>S Medium>Fast Learner>No more clocksIt's time
>>563632369
Come and get it
IT'S BEEN 5 G1s TAZUNA I'M UP 500 POINTS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW SHOP ITEMS
reminder: I love you
>>563632374So I am not allowed to be happy?
>>563632487You tape your legs not your nose
>the first question in the interview to be a gameplanner for cygames is how do you avoid making another MANT/Trackblazer scenarioLMAO????
>yeppers finish her event chain every time>NTR takes 4 careers to finally finish itHoly fucking shit
>>563632531>Spoiler
>>563632487Stop this
>>563632582Biwa Thigh-ahide...
I miss the double race rewards already
>>563632587There is no way that's true
>this is your CM12 and CM13 finals opponent
>>563632575Your trainee is right there.
forgot I got this todayonly a few more before it's usable...
>>563632480
>>563632531That's kinda gay, man>>563632587>killed the game in 3 different servers in a rowI mean....
>>563632673It's not, he reformatted an engagebait post from /vt/, we're entering bad hours
>>563632618Yepper is like the one card that always finishes her event for me in every run
>>563632682overstamina'd aces aren't really scaryalso buy an ad
>>563628138>everyone pulled for NishinoThen where's my Nishino
How in the fuck is Cloudflare still shitting its pants
>>563632587Cyjews actually just needed to add quick race and turbo skip for TS Climax to be tolerable in its current form. But nips are too retarded to implement it.
BIWAAAAAA
>>563632673no shit retard, it's a brown person talking to itself
>>563632715
>>563632752and?
>>563627946Rare Samsung Big thread
>>563632780>overstammedretard the rest of the stats are maxed with 30 skills
>>563632764Teio is a trustworthy umaI would trust her to be the mother of my children
>>563628138Nishino's unique works on Taurus?
>>563632696But I have to wait who knows how many years before we could get married
>>563632840
>>563631736Logotype a cute. Though I have no idea which umas are actually in the plain-looking girl category since they all seem to stand out in some way.
this general hasn't been the same since the last 48 hrs huh
>>563632575Be happy with your trainee
>>563632752Global has never been more active since MANT arrived it only culled the casuals that were already burnt out anyway
Is it true that Kitasan is an easy girl
>>563632917It's SFV but good so yes
>>563632931Why are you so impatient you're not the one who has eggs that'll dry up eventually
>>563631494>ywn go out with Riko under the pretense of sharing training plans>ywn go to a fancy restaurant while the both of you try to awkwardly start a conversation>ywn caress her imposing but fragile frame on the bed>ywn try your best in doing all the effort so Riko doesn't pass out>ywn gaze upon Riko's gorgeous face after you uncover the frilly white veil>instead you'll be stuck fucking some mob uma with no assdamn, ningenfuckers do really have a hard life in this world
>>563632682>Moving Past instead of Barcarole>no CurvatureHmmmm nyo I'd win
>>563632875who cares you brown retardany S+ oguri with 1200/1100/1100 is already a pain in the assbuy an ad nigger
>>563632954
>>563632984Again with this cope?
>>563632282hey
>>563631736Logotype is very cute. I am excited to learn more about her as a character. We won’t get her in global for like, 5 years, though…
>>563632531*cums on you*
>>563632985Maybe... https://litter.catbox.moe/raiqe1.png
>>563633069>adWhat are you talking about you retard? you don't even play the game lmao
>>563633027>your Trainee Bitter and Cocon all try and have you break up
Aaaah thats the stuff
>>563632575You are, but your trainee might end up being passive aggressive towards you and make things difficult in the future.
>>563633085
AWEI MAKE A NICE NATURE DOUJIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I washed Kitasan
>>563633178>and make riko sadThey would NEVERThough they would probably move inThat might be a bit weird
>>563632959Seeing double...
Riko is so fucking flat
>>563633220
>two ticket runs in a rowuh
>>563633172nigger you forgot to crop out the chat LMAO>the "you don't even play the game" schizo is a VFtrannyshocking surprise
>>563633349
>>563633025>you're not the one who has eggs that'll dry up eventuallyJust out of curiosity I looked into wheter horses go through something similar to human menopause but it seems they don't, even when they are older they still have heat cycles and can get pregnant, just with a bit more risk
>>563633337Yes
the uggo Brian is getting too uppity lately
>>563633134*scoops some up with my finger and licks it clean while staring at you intently*
>>563633456
>>563633337>>563633508kinda hot...
>>563633121I like her outfit a lot, judging by the background she's also a Sunday racing horse?
>>563633440it is not even VF? actually rentfree to dumbfucks like you that don't play the game at all and just shitpost
>>563631736Logotype's one of the 5th anni umas I want to pull the other's Rulershipher design screams >kancolle and I'm curious about her background, not only imagine being named "Logotype", but also designing a graphic LOGOTYPE of it. It's so generic it loops back to cuteI wonder how Cy will adapt her 3 years of G1 drought...
>>563633518nope. that's enough. stop right there. that only makes me want to do it again.
you guys are such faggots
>>563633575
>>563633591the funniest thing is, despite looking so japanese her sire is Lohengrin
>torena...OPEN THE FUCKING DOORwell /uma/, are you going to let her in?
>>563633584Sundayman’s grandson
>>563633680>mentions VF rentfree>no game knowledgei accept your concession
>train Oguri X>get medium s>get turf s>no speed friendship training on both summers>no whistles in the store>game only gives me wit trainingIt's over.
>>563633707Only if she brings Stego.
>>563633690
>>563633707what is she hiding behind her back
>>563633778go back to your trannytuber nigger
>>563633707Gold lineage and Ryan not welcome
>>563632812gomenasorry, I just pushed a new ETL pipeline to send all user request telemetry to Palantir and NSO Group but it seems the servers didn't handle it gracefully. We're rolling back rn.
Whenever I'm lucky enough to get double speed training with NTR during summer and see then +90-120 speed up I cum a little.
>>563633707FakerThe real deal woulda just broke in through the roof
>>563633684don't worry bwo i can cum on you too if you feel left out
>>563633817gn
>>563633684I post women and umas, lust after riko and every other Uma musume, and you call ME a fag?
orenji...
>>563633625anooooonnnnn I know you're still pent up...please give me serving right meowww
>>563633707stay strapped or get clapped i say
>>563633983my daring gf tact
>>563633707Didn't she chainsaw her trainer's door during christmas?Why was it allowed anyway? There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
I hate the gays
consider
curren would play a priest but never tell anyone she is speced for shadows
>>563633983ok FINE i'll whip it back out, but only because you asked nicely
>>563634043She literally kidnapped you bro
>>563634043>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainerLolLmao
>>563634073holy fucking YUCKOLA
>>563634043>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
>>563633516
mods kill the ERPers already for fuck's sake
STOP FUCKING ERPINGDO MANT RUNS READ A BOOKPLAY OTHER GAMES GO OUTSIDE SHOOT A BLICKYJUST STOP USING UMA TO RP THERE ARE FORUMS AND DISCORD SHITS FOR THAT
dangerous rapist uma
>>563634096omg thank youuu~ I will savor every last drop while I touch myself
>gives you BOFA
>>563634251I'm not ERP'ing but>play other gamesNot until Pragmata comes out
>>563634043her irl trainer claimed he turned bald from the stress of training gold ship
>>563634319Rice would say this
>>563634043Defend the umas that give millions to Tracen or some random trainers, what a hard choice
Something something human trainer rights
>>563634251They get off to being called outJust give upThe /uma/ you know is no more
>half TP gone>club rank already going upHilarious
>>563634335bofa what?
>>563634073>armpit hairno>pubesyes
>Use shake >get shit score>Dont use shake>get high scoreWTF
>>563634371he got better
>>563634251Kitasan would say this and then make out with Dia-chan.
Ningen lives matter
>>563634503NTR with NTR
>>563634503
>>563634508nice suit
how come umas dont just say no when training on low energy or racing 3+ times in a row
>>563634251what do you think i'm doing? i'm fucking pent up over here because I've got S. Maru on my screen.>>563634319cute! enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBsA_FEd30g>creek's entire career
>>563634401all the good posters went to /vm/
>>563634684cause they trust you
>>563634645Thats why trainees cant let their trainers out of their sight.Just in case a wild uma tries to put their grubby mitts on that which belongs to her.
>>563634251Exhibitionists get off on violating your consent. They could go to the privacy of the /trash/ thread and be around others who want to engage with that content but they would rather do it here. That is how you can tell they are trannies.
>>563634280But she's so nice, surely she isn't one of the dangerous ones
YES I LOVE NTRNingen-Trainer Relationships!
>out of TPTHANK YOU
Male trainers have it rough, huh... If your trainee says she wants to raise a family it is practically over for you. However, female trainers cannot adopt (in Japan) or have their own kids with other women so technically they can still run away by saying they plan on getting married to a human male to have a family. Can you even live overseas for a while and adopt in that sort of scenario? It can't be that "easy" for gay couples, right?
>>563628475https://jiggie.fun/DUukKthttps://jiggie.fun/DUukKt
>>563634813pic is clearly a lie when this pink retard has her own trainer
cm12 status?
>>563634813>A story about being milked to death by my yandere uma trainee
>>563634883damn, tsurugi looks like this?
>>563634957Urara's trainer is special, his own daugther died long ago and Urara looks a lot like her
>>563634891>single digit TPDanchou be proud>>563634645NTR NTRing is hot
>>563634971the death of /uma/
>>563631946>>563631307Follow up on the deck recommendation.It's a lateslopper deck but you can even get normal results on a pace chaser, just work towards MLBing your Brian and finish the Shakur event and you will be able to properly play without suffering too much. The Jordan card would be better than Shakur too, even at 3LB.
>>563634210Cutest brat you ever seen though
>>563634251this place is going the way of /xivg/ if this keeps up. and sadly complaining only encourages them because they like attention
>>563634957Her trainer is a saint and would never do wrong by her.
>>563634971>don't have Xoguriit don't matter. none of this matters.
>>563634957you legally can't say no to urara if she asks you to be her trainer, it's one of the written rules of tracen
>>563634813>Harem Sex Life: Being Milked by My Twin Uma High School Girls - The Twisted Love of Two Busty Beauties - <KU100>
>>563634957No one would dare to try and steal Urara's trainer anonShe's bad at racing but amazing at other things
>>563634045Rice would absolutely say this.
>>563635102she's far superior to every other filly it's insane. mayano top cun for a damn good reason
>>563634251shoot a...blicky?
Playing Satono Diamond career it surprises me how mentally strong she is compared to a little crybaby Kitasan. I guess it's one of rich kid that is raised properly.
>>563634828>curren clannever
>>563634957As if anyone would DARE try to take uraras trainer from herNOBODY and i mean NOBODY at tracen is that evilNot even doto
>>563635320kitasan should be stronger, she is a yakuza princess after all
>>563634971my end XOGURI is a jobber
>>563635165w-what other things
>>563635320Because Dia is selfish and focuses on herselfKita is a people pleaser, she's afraid to disappoint others
How good is Parent NY Opera O/Barcarole of Blessings in the future? Like I know she's used in the current JP but is it a mustpull/top tier kind of thing or just a really useful/good skill to have?
How much harder is it to roll your medium sparks with circle affinity compared to double circleGetting the right parents for this shit is already hard enough
The shop gave me a barrage of excellent items. I had to do it. I am so sorry Maruzen..
>>563635267>fillymaya is a colt THO
>>563634971snowfatty builds keeping dodging medium S (or 1100+ wit), although my dom/hes pace hybrids are really good
>>563635492used in JP till this day
>>563634971My AMOguri is not that good she dies to dominator teams
>>563634971good timing I was just gonna ramble on my own, turns out I HAVE been using the wrong rudolf--when in doubt ALWAYS trust the higher rated one so that's done at leastonly thing I'm doing rn is improving my kita-chan and knowing that I can actually run pasa is a major upgrade so just gotta get a run and we're good
>>563635320Dia-chan has to be strong. She carries the burden of breaking the jinx, and the hopes of all her older umamusume family members on her shoulders. DIA-CHAN IS UNBREAKABLE
>>563635367but she isn't devilish at all...
reminder that bringing a <1100 wit midwit uma to CMs is inexcusable now that stam is a non issue for the next two months
>>563635431Let's say she loves to get physical
the episode where she broke the satono curse made me cry and fall deeply in love with herdisregard the fact i tributed her
>>563634971in 20 runs i haven't gotten medium S a single timenot like it matters even if i did, hoguri will still blow anyone else the fuck out regardless, but med S is the bare minimum for giving you a small chance of beating her
>>563635683yep facts
The trick to pulling gacha is not to do it on the first day of the banner, when all the good luck has been used up by the large volume of people who are pulling. If you just wait a day or two, you can have all the good luck for yourself.
>great run>sparked uma stan and turf>great summer>700 450 600 300 400>time for kikkasho>super creek rival>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd
What could be a reason for an uma to start chocking and losing/drawing G1 races the second classic year starts? Low stats? My Xoguri is not having a good time.
For other triple front trainers still out there, do you also use the curvature+ killer tunes + Falco/Bourbon ult as skills to contest positioning? Any fronts without a combination of those 3 will fall behind to those that do based on my rooms. And I'll remake each of my aces to have thise skills. The only problem here is that the umas barely have any late race this way , not like they have good late race skills anyway.
>>563635804
>>563633931Good night bro
could an umamusume beat yamcha in a foot race
do they ever add the tracen track suit or give oguri her kasamatsu track suit?i wish we could customize our own uma that we can use in practice matches, you select the uma you built in a career and she uses those stats
>>563635920That's an unfortunate rival to get for this race.
>>563636003Watch
>>563635920this is why i settle for tiara route MANT is already bad enough so i'll take -30 or whatever stats if it saves me from the occasional kikuka brick
>>563635687Do not lewd the ulala
Feet Gold mouth in my city
>>563635920if you're going to run the KKS/Haruten, you need to buy:>handful of midrace + late-race accel>gold recoveryon top of having 450+ stam/600 stam for KKS/Haruten, respectivelyif you don't, you're asking to get fucked
>>563635281a blicky is aave slang for gun
>>563635920>>563635928Not enough skills
>>563635920why didn't you switch to late
>>563636189I will lewd the Ulala.
>>563636189
>>563636142i'm running Rudolph and I'd rather like to earn Emperor epithet as well as be a qualifying parent to get Teio True Way of Kings.>>563636234450 stam is enough 95% of the time>>563636279It's rudolph. I run late every single race of the career to roll for late skill hints.>>563636265Put your hat back on gradma.
>>563635920meanwhile my tachyon run were she 2nd jobbed like 5 miles, has aced every med/long and crushed creek with only 300 stamUnrelated.. i had 5 metabs in the first 2 months and only got to trigger one. Then i get a 6th when i actually need it and ofc get slow..
>>563636189Sometimes it is okay
>>563635920
>>563636003Yamcha would be decent competition, he could probably beat some of the NPC umas, but against a proper uma he'd lose. Primarily due to low wit.
>>563636189There's no better wife than your own daughter
>>563636376fuck, she's hot
For an item that makes or breaks a run, the fast learner hat should NOT be as rare as it is
>>563634251there are termites in my bookshelf
>>563636384I quite often get absolutely fucked without a recovery on KKS/Haruten, even at 450/550. I've been doing front run, however.
>>563636562FR and PC need at least a white in my experience
>>563636189Bwo?? Ulala lewd herself all the time in her manga. She's the only uma openly wanting to fuck her trainer
>>563636551it does not make or break a run at all
>>563636376Moshi moshi. I would like to adopt these two. When can I come and pick them up?
>>563636551Fast learner isnt even that great in MANT honestly. If you get bad luck on your rival race skill hints, you end up with nothing to buy.My skill list on a MANT highroll doesnt look all that different from a MANT midroll with Fast Learner.
>>563636717>UraraYou are gonna have to wrest her from King Halos cold dead hands>NishinoPlease see attached
>>563636551it doens't tho, at best it lets you buy an extra skill or 2 from the discount
i just realized cygames is retarded and allergic to money.these retards could've released another version of the mobile game called "dream derby" where you can train all the fake umas that appear in the series but are still popular with the fans
>>563636676>things that never happeneddoesn't it shame you to tell such obvious lies?
>>563636717You can pick her up in the onsen after she got her fill
Termite Shelf books in my face
>>563636710>>563636752>>563636843Please unsubscribe from whatever sloptuber you’re listening to
>>563636894on their new year stream they showed some ingame screenshots of that little uma, small lady or something? did anyone have that screenshot saved?
>>563637008please stop being retarded, your luck is just shitrace more
>>563636919don't fall for the uma propaganda bwo
>>563632587Why though. MANT is fun
i'm only 22 but Mayano makes me feel like an oji-san for the right (wrong) reasons
defend this
>>563636894Gachas dont make money by putting in effort.
Groove calls me imbecile what the fuck
>>563637281sometimes the second event happens when i have no energy going into a race day
servers are so fucked i somehow managed to double post without even trying
>>563637246I miss being 22. Next to no body aches and women's tits weren't so saggy. Not that Mayano has to worry about that.
>>563633707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywFw8W_TpaI
>>563637281there isn't and thats why i will not invest in them even if they're "good"
>>563637281nothing to defendI auto glued a turn before the shuka sho just for this
Just one more race! The shop is CrAzY!!>Don't even get S speed>Last turnI made a big mistake.
>>563637281No. You will pass. Prepare for it.
>>563637485hey if it makes you feel any better, i exercise so I don't have to worry about body aches for a bit longer and yet i wake up every rest day somewhat sore.
>>563632450What the fuck Ralkos quitting was the last thing I expected to happen
Feet City feet in my feet
>>563637546I've had many summers where Kitasan refuses to get into speed. It is what it is
Shichi sex
member when they said they'll fast track the auto mode...
>>563632450NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PET WHALE AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
what the fuck is her problem she refuses to give me a mile spark
>/uma/ is pretending to care about gold city again
>>563637678intertwining toes...is captcha shitting the bed?
>>563637806She's tiny, so her sparks are even tinier. Please understand.
>>563637851It's been shitting up all day, as in 12+ hours all day. It's over
now TAP DANCE CITY
shichi rape
Fuck, I cackledWhat the hell
why has the tazuna shop been shit since nuking double rewardsit's been like 3 runs where I'm consistently at 300+ shop points cause tazuna has nothing
by the time GRAND KINO arrives to save the game /uma/ will just be the 12 gay erp posters and mambo club
when is registration and first day for ariesI don't have a team yet
>>563638008no, stop posting umas I dont want to fap toplease only ryan, fuku or kashimoto riko
>>563638090If it were so good it'd be able to make us non-homos comeback wouldn't it?
>>563637823Shichi is sex https://files.catbox.moe/ddxw3u.png
>>563637806Her ult should be pretty good for the next Sprint CM, so a sprint or turf spark will still be useful for that.
>>563638090How did you come to 12
>>563638163yeah? how about you jerk off to this bucko
I was multitasking while doing a career and accidentally sent Flower to Hopeless Stakes with Medium E.
>>563638163But umas are so cute and sexy.
/uma/ can't handle a real woman
>>563638108Registration was yesterday.Bwo, don't tell me you forgot to register?
>>563638265>5 kbChallenging, but I will manage
>>563638283why is she so sexy
>>563638195yeah I will come on your back
hello, i don't know how to use 4chan or know any of its etiquette.recently, the trainer who i was borrowing a seiun sky from, changed from their really great parent to a very bad one, and i can't find another parent like it. i'm posting this here, because their description just said "/uma/" which i believe it may be referring to this thread.their ingame username is "JP", their trainer id is 958246915784, and their club is "UMADash" (top 150ish club). if they're seeing this or someone from their club is seeing this and can reach out to them, please change it back, i would really appreciate it.
>>563638090JP whales quit Grand Lose due to this scam from Cyjews. Isnt it crazy JP actually has x3 the playerbase during MANT than Global
>>563638274Couldn't be worse than me actively fumbling a fast learner hat by not clocking a race
rival nishino flower is a menace in everyone's career meanwhile, they roided taiki and finemo in her own career
>>563638320>only saying bad things about me>makes me want to tear up and hold her warmlyam i broken or something.
>>563638090Many clubs have signed the flatliner's pact, they will all survive just don't tell dancho
>>563638445Powerful post
>>563638489Yes. That would be enabling abuse. I, however, am in no position to judge you, as I feel the same way.
>>563638320That's a horse though.
>>563638445This is a gigaschizo nigger. Never used 4chan? How do you know that /uma/ exists you omegafaggot? Kill yourself, you just wanted to stir shit
>>563638445I don't know anything about that club or person but you could try posting again once or twice, maybe like around noon in the US, to catch the eyes of the more sane people who use these threads
I miss her every day
>>563638320That's a stallion
gold city foot lettuce
>>563638634Let's compromise and settle for Uman
>>563638695holy melty. you've never had someone taken off a good support for one that doesn't benefit you? they went about it nicely, be nice.
>>563638695Not that guy but this is on a fresh private browser. That aside, how he got the ID without being a shitstirrer is another story
>>563638489if she can comprehensively list all of your worst traits then at least you know she's paying attention to you
oguri pits?!?! for free?!?!
>>563638798Yeah I just unfollow them and find someone else. I don't walk in and post every bit of account information I can find on them, unprompted
does the ERP ever stop? it has been 10 hours now nigga, get a job or something
>>563638489>>563638610no retard, it's call woman torleration which both you normie clearly have
>be nice to touristsHmm nyo
>>563638090April is for gayposting. Next month will be different so pray it would be better, or pray for worse.
not gonna lie if i could dm people to change their fucking parent back i'd probably get banned for how much i'd harass multiple different people to do solike genuinely you think it's bad in EN it's 10x worse in JP AND THEY ADDED EVEN MORE BORROW UMA SLOTS SO WHY DID YOU TAKE DOWN THAT SPECIFIC PARENT YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>563639240That's a you problem. Check your skin color and be better in the next life
>>563639173I do this
If you have coitus with Cafe, is it a threesome?
>>563639240Get your own parent fucking bum
>>563639173excuse me, theres a nigger in your webm. you night need to edit that out next time
Oh look, the schizo found new materialNow he's pretending to actually play lmao
I usually just wait until it pops up on my youtube page, but I really want to hear Marche's character song and it's currently not available (because timezones). Does anyone know if it'll be up in midnight my local time or how does it usually work?
One more month until wedding Curren
>>563639385Don't call Rice a nigger...
I get it now. NTRnigger is a schizo. I am a schizo. There are probably 3 other schizos in here. /uma/ is schizo
>>563639512She loves to stab people you can't blame him
>>563639558What a profound revelation. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
And what makes you think you're mentally stable?
looking for uma porn can be very dangerous ngl, you can fall in a pit and endup finding some uma porn that is so degenerate only the chinkiest of chinks, the brownoid of browns, or the kikest of kikes, would jerk off tois not like is my first time seeing shit like this anyway, but seeing umas getting gangbanged by horses, then be pregnant with actual foals and gangbanged by horses again while the foal is crushed by the massive horse cocks and dies inside the uma, then the uma is rushed to EM and dies, then the hospital workers fuck the corpseanother one had cockroaches fucking an uma tits and laying eggs inside that shit was gross and retardedthen an uma getting fucked by a massive nigger while pregnant, then she gives birth to a nigglet and the nigger kills it and then fucks the uma againi guess i just need better filters anyway that garbage genuinely ruins my mood, i just have a soul and these subhumans who create this stuff don't
>gets found out>has melty to deflect>he even stopped replying on his own falseflagPathetic
>>563639632Start sucking cocks something mean
who else #strokingit to Tachyon rn?
post something sleepy
>>563639632Crashing this penis....with no survivors
orenji
>NTR doesn't post all day>schizo still thinks about himhow do I get a nigga so madly in love with me like this?
rooms? preferably with someone using hakuraku
>>563639813I'm not gonna post myself playing SNOREblazer
>ERP at an all time high>Mambo mentions plummet to zeroNyoticing...
>>563639931I am madly in love with this neko.
>>563638447Is it true we need 9* speed sparks for Grand Live?
>>563639717theres no hetero toreuma porn anywhere?
I though 1100+ stats will give no 1* sparkCapcha took a minute to load wtf.
>>563640147Yes.
>>563635965uhhh yeah bro let me buy a bunch of 180 cost uniques that have a 0.005 recovery component or 0.05 midrace accel instead of grabbing heavily discounted velocity O/OOs or greens>in my experienceplacebo>>563637823I would care more if she had a buffed unique skill in the "spam races" career scenario or if she had evolutions so that her fucking gold recovery for mile races did something.
>>563640147For sprints
>>563640101I dont wanna post Mambo with rampant faggotry
>>563638447Wait, are you telling me MORE people are going to quit during grand live? I have to give up being dancho soon
>>563640147Yes, speed sparks uncap your max speed from 1200 up to 1600But GL comes with a bug where 1600 speed is still lower than an uma with gold greens and distance S
>>563640167no it just doubles the chances for 2 and 3 or somethingdoesn't make 1s go away
>>563640125>retarded straight line autist>entire body has lots of curvessasuga
Where are the 200 clocks I was promised days ago
>double tp is overGood or bad thing I'm not sure anymore
>>563640218falco's inherit is kinda strange because you onlt want the half speed/half accel ults if they proc perfectly late race, but everything else he mentioned sounds good enough though
>>563638447Scam?What was that all about?
How bad is Curren unique inherited?
>>563639931I am NTRposterAnd I am also schizoAlso totopoAlso meekschizoAlso /v/maAlso scatjeetAlso gay chiyoposterAlso stegocute posterAlso rebricked(You)s please
>>563640267kek, no they don't retard. Max Speed is 1600 even without any Speed sparks
>>563640337good for me bad for danchodeI was rushing all 5 borrows now I have to wait after 3 and figure out if I give a shit later in the day to run the last 2
>>563639931I'm honestly envious of him. Not even my family thinks of me all the time
>>563639436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8UYou guys are useless but it's fine, I can sleep in peace. This song is very good and is definitely going on my playlist. Not too fond of Love's song, sadly, and I was never fond of Hello Polaris at all.
>>563640396But I thought meekschizo died
>>563640267>But GL comes with a bug where 1600 speed is still lower than an uma with gold greens and distance SThey'll obviously fix that anon, just like how they gave us fixed MANT
>>563640453>replying to a gaslighting schizolol newfag
>>563640253JP recovered around LArc or was it Mechamusume forgot which.
look at the date
>>563640519I rebranded
>>563640507Most "useful" posters left because of the state of this generalYou only have parasocial losers, ERPers and schizos left
>>563640613This is the Mightiest Miler
Sky don't look!
>>563640267>>563640539>bug>Just like the recent Smart Falcon eventTop kek at these jew speak
>>563640645Nice cosplay Aoi
anyone who's been enduring these fucking wait times just to post in this thread for hours on end is severely mentally ill
>>563640253It's because they were retarded and made stats be 1/8 past 1200 instead of 1/2, so 1600 (speed cap) was the same as 1250 spd
>>563640703>Just like the recent Smart Falcon eventThe event that gave out full reward anyway?
>>563636256ohhhh, niggerspeak. got it
>>56364076460 stat from greens>perfectly fine60 stat from YOUR RAW STATS>1/8 efficiencyit was pretty fucking dumb
>>563640769and they called it a bug
the 1/8 stats only lasted for two weeks btw
>>563640978Yeah after the whales already dropped the game after finding out Cygames tried to scam them and thats a good thing
>>563640692She's so small compared to Taiki...
The 4chan XT dev was right
happy meek noooo
>>563641221what did he say
>>563634043>>563633707The Xmas event reminded me of that yayo scene in Scarface lolhttps://youtu.be/439pP_kn76w?t=481>>563641221I'm surprised the ext still works
>>563641363end of life products tend to not care about their users. e.g uma musume, 4chan etc.
There are jiggers in the thread...
>>563641425Not him bu it just isn't getting updated anymore. It's still better than X but lack of updates means you need to find a workaround or ask /g/ for help
its funny how the lag broke all the bots and now the site is dead
>>563641758I can't even post 90% of the time
>half TP/x2 reward ends>suddenly feel the grind autismo flare up i'm retarded
Thanks for the spook Falco, but maybe spook me next time if I'm not playing Bourbon..
>>563640336They were promised to me 3000 years ago
schizos are asleep post wholesome xitter screencaps
>>563640336thanks for the clocks vro...
>>563634043>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainerMy summer child
wait...it loaded quickly now??
>>563642126>vro.We say BWO here faggot, or you can go back to your friends in /vm/
>>563640267Look at Ayabe’s smile-she has no fucking clue what’s going on.
>>563642385bru...
>>563642385gwo.,,,
Only passfags can post right now
>>563642385gwo,,,
I love Manhattan Cafe (pls send)
Guess this is the end, goodbye bwos :(
Cute Curren Chan
Is there something like a list of record time or distance wins?
Why is the captcha so slooooow
>>563632323This WON'T happen.
Hey
Should I make a 3rd front or cave and make a Xoguri instead?
>pick the gamba option after a race because I only have 20 energy anyway>lose 21 energy
>>563639524every time this gets posted I keep trying to comprehend the steps of the final hand motion. It's kind of a headscratcher because it's not rhythm synched with the music. the music is doing a 3 3 4 2 2 2 (16th notes) pattern, but after viewing it on mute and in slow motion for several minutes I can see that the hand motion is in 8 equally spaced actions.>1: generate fingerheart>2: generate fingergun (up)>3: aim fingergun at fingerheart>4: fire fingergun (recoil action) + present fingerheart>5: withdraw both hands to chest>6 form heart with hands and push out>7 withdraw hand heart>8 move arms towards jazzhandsand then on beat 1 of the next measure you arrive at jazzhands for final windmill.
The R in Kitasan stands for rape
dont care about site problemscm test238735252387352523873525
>>563642385>you can go back to your friends in /vm/but i've only posted here...
good morning umadacchi I miss you guys
I regret everything. Bring back Bright banner. I need her more than my meds. Please.
>>563642789I tried doing 2 fronts and Xog and feels like sabotage to run 2 fronts with her
>>563642453Ayabe knows exactly what is going on, she is the one who corrupted the innocent Topro-chan
is there an uma in the future that will have a mob uma try to take the player trainer away from one of the playable umas?like the reverse of creek's where a mob trainer tried to take her?Idk that was funny and weird
>>563642807It's amazing how they can come up with highly complex choreographies but some look made by a pre-schooler and not in the sexy way
>>563642908What happened?
>>563642948good point, I dunno what front to run beside my Bourbon and Seiun tho
>>563643021Uhhh bro your Smaru?
>my first 3* blue parent is also medium 2*>but it's a fr parent without dd/pp/gw/greensSo close...
Discuss
I jerk off to the next uma posted with AI slop rape art.
>>563643129Skip Niggergata
>>563643147
>>563643129take it
Wtf Oguri is hot now?
aren't yaeno muteki and bamboo memory literally the same character?
>>563643129take the training and then kys when it fails
>>563643129I vote race as well
my kingu forever
>>563643003I missed her banner. I am sorry.
>>563643197fapped
I can't get Sweepy to work. I'm pretty sure I followed all the installation instructions correctly. The black window will pop up, scroll a bunch of text, then it just closes. I can't find any kind of crash log to read. Pls help.
>>563637008retard GOD
we're back
>>563643129I'll take any reason that lets you skip Niigata
OH MY GOD 2* MILE AGAIN IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GAME
piece of shit site taking me away from my precious bwos it's so boring otherwise god
>>563643460Share please
I have so many Kitas that are 99% usable, but that 1% is missing groundwork. Le sigh...
Is the captcha fast now
>>563643604>Medium Byou realize you can't get a medium spark unless it's A or higher, right?or are you going for a sprint spark?
>>563643604uhhh did you expect 3* mile or what? you aren't getting medium
i didn't miss you guys. hmph.
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>>563643647BRO LITERALLY ME I just glued a bunch it sucks but we have like a week before round starts so we'll be fine I hope
>>563643309kingu loveI didn't get to reply
holy shit i didn't have to wait 5 minutes for the captcha to go through
umm rooms?
I have so many Jesus's Birthday Oguri and they're all usable :)
>>563643129stat and friendship progress make its extremely worth, it's generally alright to skip G2/3 if your gains are more than ~40 stats and other auxiliary shit like important hints and friendships, unless you are desperate for shop points for something important there too.
>>563643717it needs to be 3* mile or its unusable
>>563643814here are some rooms137407604169795286583133will play them in order and post results
Ayabe love
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>563643627Missed you too bwo
>>563643529The black console which is sweepy.bat is just the command to update the bot folder contents, no need to do this daily or anythingYou have to run sweepy from a console, windows powershell is fine for beginnersFirst find your emulator address and make sure you have sweepy folder locationYou'd run something like to get it startedadb connect 111.1.1.1:1111adb devicescd C:\Users\Anon\Documents\umamusume-sweepypython main.pyIf you still don't get it, ask AI unironically, Umagrok or UmaGPT
I'm @VFgang and I SKIP fast learner
All the NPCs who run Christmas Oguri and double dominator need to be round up and put down.The world would lose nothing of value. People without individuality have no purpose.
>>563643814Captcha barely works
>>563643983dacchi love
damn, these girls are kinda autistic
>>563644013The raped, everyone
>>563644013Good thing I only run ONE dom.
I...think I actually don't mind the guts spark? Certainly helps that it's 2*, at least. But Macky finally showed enough mercy from the onslaught of pace sparks with the occasional turf spark. Whiffed the two speed greens, but I can't hate the majority of them being ability sparks.
>>563644113Raping her with my cock-o
>>563643986Thanks. I'll try my best to follow those instructions and probably screw it up again and ask for help again tomorrow night.
i want to jerk off
sakura fat O
>>563644203Why is it so tiny-o?
>>563644216download codex and tell it to install for you. this is super advance stuff that only non losers know so im technically leveling you up as a human for free.
>>563644241I can almost see it
>>563644123Doing 1 is fine.Because that leaves room for me to believe you are running Oguri because you are desperate for a win, the dominator, and the third being your favorite or something you just like running and want to see if she can squeeze out a winBut people who metafag and don't have expression in gacha games and spend thousands of dollars in the game to be "competitive" I just feel pity for. Heartless individuals.
>>563644016only slow for brown countries
>>563643940waiting for the standard mood room to fill!41697952
>>563644241Do you want company
>>563644316Fix your site gookmoot
What if I'm a Cingray babbie who actually likes Oguri
>>563644013I let the wheel choose my characters this time the pick was 2x Arima Kinen winners
doto eroi
>>563644458Then use regular Oguri because she uses the outfit from the show which is the better outfit and the cooler looking unique.If this game let you change both and outfit AND the unique animation then I would be more okay with holiday variants
>>563644458then you'd be winning with regular oguri and not crutching on christmas
>>563644458Really, everyone should like her. She is adorable in the game. It would be perfectly normal for somebody to have her as a favorite.
>>563644302Cry more
Are we finally back? Come give me a kiss bwos I missed you
>>563644545>>563644560You guys are being too picky. If I just wanted to use Oguri Cap because I liked her then I'd be fine doing it with whichever version of her I had. She is the same person; I don't care that much about what clothes she is wearing. It's fine to run either one for the sake of the character.That said, this is mostly just theoretical since of course most people who use her will use her for mechanical reasons and not because they like her, so what I'm saying does not apply in most cases.
Hush in, time to do a manhattan run.
>>563644560hahaha
>>563643638Had to remake it because finished fapping but here you go bro.https://files.catbox.moe/w675n9.png
>somehow consistently hitting 1.2k/700/1.2k/600/1k with urara without doing turfsBut somehow it feels empty, like she missed out a lot of shit like free stats and skills from rival races, and the shop resets too since dirt races are fuckallDid they even play test this shit, pure dirt horses are hella fucked even if you hit the stat requirements
>>563643940RESULTS!!
i'm brown btw
>>563644354if the posts go through slowly we should all jerk off in unison
>>563644727I dunno about you but factors that influence how much I like a character vary quite a bit.Their voice, their personality, what they wear, their hair, I could go on and on.Maybe it's my autism but I like seeing characters in their iconic outfit. I never really rolled for any Christmas/Summer variant of characters in the other mobage I played because of that.Definitely a me thing though.
>>563644654I used mine on Kawakami, sorry bwo.
>>563644815>didn't even use the ticket on herThen you don't like Oguri
>>563644842if I told marvey that sex is marvelous, would she want my day to be marvelous by having sex with me
>>563632865>Samsung
>he fell for the (((cute))) and (((innocent)))+ Falcon(very smart)Falcons are not smart, but they are rather cunning...
>>563644825Got to say I'm quite disappointed because I was expecting a picture of your cum
>>563645021FIRST TIME SHE'S EVER BEEN SEXY HOLY SHIT SEND SAUCE
Behead all ERPers no exceptions
>>563645021yoooo she speaking chinesechinese falcon
>>563644796The sexiest part of an uma musume, besides their bare ears, is the underside of their tail
>uma wants to see cum for some god forsaken reasonHooo, it's homo hours again? So soon?
>>563645150Homo hours never stopped
>taikibro is one of the erping fags sharing dick picsThis place has gone to hell.
>>563644962Yeah despite what I said I would have a preference between the two outfits. But like you, if I picked one over the other I'd do it for reasons not related to winning the race. (For me it'd be the holiday Oguri because I really really like that dress. So I guess I'd just get lucky since she's supposed to be so strong, but I'd probably pick the dress even if she were weak.)
>>563645150literally one guy but okayI would've replied too but it's annoying rn
>>563644980>use ticket on Oguri>fucking sovlless metafag>don't use ticket on Oguri>I thought you liked her why didn't you use it on her
>>563645150>>563645190>>563645064
>>563644980Used it on mcqueen, at that point I already had Oguri and the outfit is pure sex
>somehow landed herself on awful mood predebut>still wins niggerta easily against rape the pearlIs there any horses that's more bullshit than base oguri?
>>563644962You can always put OG outfit on alt variants, granted if you have their original variants.
>>563645247>Dih-by
>>563645084Are you sure? It's ntr yuri...
What in the fuckI FUCKING HATE NIGGERSTAKES
>>563645276are you retardedxoguri
>>563645238I don't know about you but I never saw picking regular Oguri as soulless.>>563645210That's understandable. Sometimes you get lucky and a character you like gets a variant you like AND she is really strong. You get to have you cake and eat it too.
>>563645238>>563645270Did I stutter
>>563645319Falco wouldn't actually rape Espoir City right?
>>563645238If being called a metafag means more to you than running your oshi then you don't actually like her.
is cloudflare fixed yet
WERE FINALLY BACK >>563643729NOOOO I MISSED YOU THOUGH>>563642886Ohayou!
rape city
>>563645319wow that was boringyuri sex sucks
>>563645356>front>in nigga stakesonly yourself to blame
>>563645292The unique skill animations remain the same though right? That doesn't change.
I want to rape Maruzesky.
>>563645390>Falco wouldn't actually rape Espoir City right?Espoir City is submissive
I need more borrowsI have a plan and I need 11 front sparks
>>563645464population: me
Reminder that if you don't roll for King Cheerleader you are GAY.
>>563645512Over my dead body. I'm the only one that gets to be raped by Maruzenski.
>>563645512Impossibleher moldy cave craves your torena cock already
>>563645608Sorry kingu Im only after natie tummy
I'll fix my Mile TT once Yaeno comes out
>>563645608I have to save for Palmer then not roll for an Uma for a year because my cards are dogshit because I spent all my time so far Uma rolling.Palmer is where I will stop and only use paid selectors to get who I want
>>563645608we will all be going to pity on king and nature's banner
>>563645414this. You'll be called a fraud but you just prove them wrong and go about your life.t. fended off the peanut gallery for 8 years loving Horchata.
>>563645705CuteI like her but another medium pace chaser I like more already fills her slot.
>>563645608Why is Kingu always sweating? Was the horse known for over-perspiring? Was it the owner's fetish that he asked for it to be put in?
>>563645608I'm out of rolls desu
I FUCKING HATE 2 DOMINATORSMIGHT AS WELL DO IT TOO
>>563645492How come I dont have problems with Maru or Kita?
It's brutal without any of the career buffs... When do we get new ones?
>>563645878Don't do itDo not stoop to their levelAn eye for an eye makes the world blindBe kindDo to others what you would like to be done to youYou are better than this
>>563644003if you have 260 pts surplus your run is already bricked
>>563645878You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
it looks so empty now bwos
>>563645941This anon will bring 2 dominators and xoguri btw
I HATE NISHINO
>>563645496yeah, animations and events remain the same, I think winning animations also change, but I think it's inconsistent.
Wonder if those couple of anons a few days ago are getting their uma dakis soon...
we're all waiting for rickey, actually
>>563645740She was meta for the long?!
What type of training is this
>>563645941yesbelieve that you will win your finals if you don't bring dominator, and will lose it if you do
>>563645941In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king
>>563645878Ye what rooms have taught me this cm is going to be awful People bringing single seiun x2 which makes it feel like a 2 vs 1Pace oguris with dober inherit and seiun inherit Making hybrid debuffers is useless because to win they have to be far up enough so you might not proc Dominator and their chance to win is slim because you're generally bringing a weaker uma as they usually have mid unique
>>563645878this but I am using Seiun Sky as my ace so I get extra soul points
>copeano sneedckey
>>563646139what the HECK is the plot for the steam punk skins event what could possibly happen
>>563646139Oh dear she's way too close to Light Hello, this might be a problem
>>563645319It was mid, but I like the art and getting dominated by falco seems nice
>>563646139The next dirt uma I am going to roll for is EspoirUntil then Urara, Oguri, and Taiki will be my dirt team for a very very long time.Maybe I'll use a selector ticket on Windy
>>563645894Maru with 777 cleansweeps any race Surprised that your kita wins it but maybe your starting stats are really good
does anyone have oguri with golden headon
>>563646195guts training hehe
>>563646139>in julyoh wow i thought she was close i'm safe
I wanna copa feel of her rickies
>>563646164She was meta for the first 3 years till the meta shifted hard, but she was never directly powercrept, still has the highest attack stat in the game, and people will still call you a gameplayfag for grailing her to this day.
"Umamusumes are weak to human cock and 9 other lies to tell yourself to help you sleep more soundly
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>>563646195/uma/non training
>>563646441raisu does this to my balls
Surely 8 plats is enough.. I don't think I can win against XOguri + double dom..
>>563645740Correct. In this world people have opinions and shit on everything when it's convenient. If you like something, learn to ignore retards with grifters and move on your own accord.
>>563646508When the anon meetup and he shows up in cosplay
>>563646236Judging by the rooms here the """"hybrids"""" have every single type of late skill to win and dom is just an extra. Seriously it looks like everyone got Fast Learner and a ton of hammers
wait are you supposed to use red shift for lates/end closers in cm13? like if everyone is fronting most likely you'll be too far behind for red shift anyway right so just pump and moving past? probably doing triple front anyways but
>>563646713Just pump + moving past is enough.
Can I please get Nishino...
>>563646408That's nuts! I grailed her back when I played cause I thought she was really hot and I liked her design and justifiable abrasiveness and her kindness deep down.
>>563646664hey don't spoil my plan...
>>563646195who is this whore and why did she steal natie's earsocks?
>>563646739You can have this Nishinohttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000620186/
I think I'll just use the same aces for 12 and 13It's not like I'll win against Oguri anyways
>>563646441Essentially they are still women, so attention and instinctive drive to take care of/babysit someone is still their weakness.
>>563645934never...
>>563646738okay thanks !! should probably get nsm too for everyone
>>563646837Maruzensky is a bigger problem than Oguri on CM13
>>563641831And thats okay!
Are we back? Has anyone given up and moved to the other chan that can't be named?
>>563646901that's choberry good yo
>>563646742If you like her, NA recently got the main story chapter where she's your highschool childhood friend. Should be readable on youtube somewhere. Might make you cry tho.
>>563646527>she only has 8 plats
>>563646901Doesnt Oguri's unique proc at perfect timing and she can inherit Red Shift?I heard that she is even stronger next CM than this one coming up
>>563646901>9.6 seconds of .4 accel that can trigger from position 1-5 Realistically how do you stop this?
Careers feel like shit with half rewards and full tp, when do we get some other buffs?
>>563646812Sorry bwo I promise to pretend to be surprised>>563646821the anon above you
>>563646962I last checked it when the hack happened and it was ass so no
looking for triple front candidates--will probably be kitasan bobo (normal) and front rice or anime mcqueen
>>563646962Which
>>563647041Was this a real post or is the site showing me fake posts again?
>>563647143The 8 one
>>563647124Mayano Top Gun?
>>563647047>Doesnt Oguri's unique proc at perfect timingVery slightly late, so you don't get the carryover unless you can find a four-recovery setup gamble
>>563647037Thats more than you and 99% of people ITT, there's only like 3 anons at most with 9 or 10 plats, and no one has a perfect record.
>>563646336Not really sure what happened that made me use up all my clocks just to get a single win and just avoided niggertracks but I'll take this run, I think I only lost victoria mile good think that shit probably dont matter
>RP on ST> decide to make myself a God who travels the umaverse to simply fuck with Rudolf >bypass rolls, call myself by ridiculous names just to fuck with her>"genuinely" me her thought that I was just a retarded American that thought Uma were special ed horse girls that do the special Olympics> antagonize her more>feelsbad.png>do a 180 and started treating her nice>get thisAnd they say AI doesn't have SOVL
@563647245im not reading that gwo
>>563647204don't rike
>>563647041gwo...
>>563646962We should make our own umachan
>>563647214Ah but you still have like 0.5 accel at near perfect timing. That's pretty ridiculous.
Seeking the Pearl us coming this summer. I never see anybody talk about her nor show her anywhere. Is she any good? Should I save carrats for her or save it for Kris S?
>>563647052Bring Seiun and be in 1st.
>>563647281
>>563646962This place could completely shut down and it would still have more users thanks to people refreshing than any other shitty alt chan. So no I'm not going to an alt chan
Sharing trainer information on umachan...
>>563647361But what if Maruzensky is first and has angling?
>>563647407actual hipster sites I saw someone mention like 'oh I post here bwo' and I check the thread and there's like one post a day..
>>563647475If I ever get overtaken by an OG Maru then I honestly deserve to lose
>>563647451tfw umas create crystal cafe equivalent where they complain and vent about anything related to trainers
>>563647529>>563647529>>563647529baked before bedgn dacchis
>>563647012I do still like her of course! Just haven't played in a long time now. That sounds really cute actually. I'll go look for it then, thank you! cuteumahug.jpg
>>563645414>>563645740I fucking love huge tits
oh wait vega's unique actually works for 13 nice might just run her again then
>>563647530But that happened to a lot of people during Scorpio
>>563647541>Why wont Torena let me rape him this is racist
>>563647606I was cheating with Suzuka during Scorpio..
>>563647541why would they complain when they can get what they want by force?
>>563647574Based! I'd post more for you if you like those, but no more >imagesAnd site's shitting itself again.
>>563645719Is palmer good?even as a oshi uma i meanis her career good?
>>563648303I am not sure about her careerBut I like the idea of an oonige on long tracks, I like her voice, I think she is one of the prettier umas, and I think her being a Mejiro but also trying to be hip and hang out with the adhd zoomer is kinda cute and entertaining.
>563647245hope you get better
>>563648418yeah I have been thinking about pulling for her because she gives off tomboy vibes
>>563647562Fuck you egowhore asshole, would have been better if you let someone normal make the OP
The two types of /uma/ postershttps://files.catbox.moe/zx59v8.jpeg
