Previous: >>563627946>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>uma stan or +1 mood while already GREAT>mood down event DIRECTLY afterI don't know how but I could fucking feel it the moment I saw the two choices i just fucking knew i hate this fucking game fuck you som much~!!!!!!!!!!!!1sdcf azxV%[sjis][/sjis]
>>563647562thank you for the bake! good nightugh the site slowed down again...
Seeking the Pearl in summer banner. Worth saving for or skip and save for Kris S?Asking since nobody ever talks about her. Is she really that disliked by everyone?
>>563647529
kitasan rape
>>563647726She's not meta. If you like her, pull for her and if you don't, then don't. Really that shrimple
>>563647754Truelly one of the strongest gaslights
>>563647726My brother, I will spark both umas. Get her, if you want her. I like Pearl a lot.
>>563647763>oh my gosh no no no this can't be happening!! I need to get out of here ASAP before h- oh my god...he's here!! someone help HEEEEEELPPPPPPP
>>563647641>I showed him signs and made best puns, why doesnt he fuck me already
>>563647726Those cards do completely different things. I've mentioned it a couple of times but the hivemind is too fixated on Maru and Tachyon. I think it's alright and would have picked it up but I got dumb and rolled for NTR instead
>>563647726I like Pearl a normal amount. I'll be pulling for her if I get lucky with prior banners.
>>563646962Was wondering why the sudden spike of activity. So everyone went there too
>>563647957kitaposter rape
>>563646962>>5636474074channel could give you a limit of 3 posts an hour till you buy the pass and no one would leave. If you want to go to an alt then go ahead, but you'll come right back no matter how many better qol features are built into that alt because simply no one is there.
>>563647726She's a sprint/mile pace chaser but she has a worse oguri unique so nothing to write home about
uuuuuuuuumadacchi
my oshi would post in umachan while your oshi posts in umaddit
satono crown anon said he would post propaganda every day...where is he
>>563648190ok but fukus thigh gap tho
>>563647479Yeah I have no idea why people post in those places.Same thing with dead generals on 4chan, I have no idea why people post on the /vmg/ uma thread>it's cause slow threads are comfyThat's cope and everyone knows it
>>563648162Propaganda
>>563647998I think that was beema in 8.
Managed to get the lat ticket in the 11th hour only for a biko dupe after I already max lb it.Great now I have dupes of both kitasan and pegasus.
so when can I start using my NN? lb3? she's at lb1 rn and I soon have another crystal for 2lb but probably not worth right
>>563647706kitachan cute
How does my late surger digitan deck look
>>563648251Yeah?
the slopper is back, we need to start having kissy gay sex to ward him off
>>563648285that's a weird way of drawing crown
>>563648296You really want at least lb3 for the 10% race bonus.
is palmer good?>>563648303
bwos....
>>563648307Your gold skills?
>>563648296Lb1 is fine unless you are fiending for RBlb2 does literally nothinglb3-4 adds another 5% racebonus
>>563648365Sorry I saw satono and my one neuron instantly fired and thought of satono diamond
>>563648307are you bringing eishin flash because she has late surger skills? Consider that winning rival races will likely already give you plenty of them. You may want to bring a statstick over a skillstick if you are able.
Be honest with yourself,If you were truck kun'd and was teleported, in your current physical shape, personality, and mind as Trainer. What Uma would genuinely and wholeheartedly love for who you are. Assuming that you have these social skills necessary to talk to horse women or even regular women.>my bet would be Diamond or Tamamo for me
>>563648392What's up, qwo?
>>563648301wow I really like this pic you postednice firm boobies
>>563648503not thinking about it but happy for you
Rice Shower in 1994 Arima KinenWe expect big things from her next year!
>>563648503creeku
>>563648503maybe a mob uma
>>563648391Ah I answered in the last thread. Honestly I fully expect her to be dogshit despite my reply of liking her because apparently to this day on JP the only front runner focused stam card is the Palmer card. So you are forced to run Creek and I don't even know what else.Oonige makes you have to run more recoveries and high stam right? Her unique is a recovery, Maestro is one but you likely would need one more in an average length long race. I can't imagine the bullshit you would need in a 3200m track with oonige Palmer
Kitasan LOVE
>>563648384>>563648449what if I don't need the rb? I usually hover around 55-60. is the wit gain like, better overall than a SR card even at lb1? the mlb goes fucking crazy and it's not that far off from lb1 stats wise...
is summer golshi must pull uma?I have only 27k carats and I am not sure if i should try to pull for golshi or save those carats and try to pull for tachyon
>>563648526and people say her skirt is too short.....
>managed to set up the bot yesterday>oh fuck now i dont need to play the game anymore i will relax and let the bot run in the background haha>ITS SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AS FUCK AND CHECKS EVERY TRAINING ONE BY ONE AND LOOKS AT IT FOR SECONDSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU AND YOUR TRANNY BOT WHAT IS THIS DOGSHITI AM FASTER MY SELF FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOW I WILL BE KICKED OUT OF MY CLUB!!!!!!
>>563648615just look at the numbers next to your favourite SR wit, bwo
>>563648549DeletNAO
>>563648630I would just borrow.She is mainly for Team Trials and Debuffer bullshit.
>>563648654You think I was joking when I told you fags pre-MANT that it will take hours to finish a run because of sweepy's shit OCR?
>>563648615You can look these things up yourself you knowhttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
>>563648651I don't what first to lick, her tits or pits. And I'm not even a pit guy...
>>563648421On your left and superstan>>563648498I can switch out flash for a card with another gold skill
>>563648503Here
>>563648697Does the gpu acceleration thing make it faster? I tried it and it just broke last I checked
I want to play more but I'm out of borrows
>>563648630It just be said again.The only meta pulls that matter are for supports.Pull whatever umas (You) like.
>>563648767you either use some custom tweak where you dont need to ocr for the facilities or you just -1 some facilities you dont want to press
>>563648662sorry I'm dumb>>563648716okay I'll bookmark this I forgot something like this existed
>too poor for Opus
>>563648803this isn't a problem if you actually finish a run and don't just abandon after 20 minutes
>>563648630yes she is a must pull for every coomer and non faggot
L'Arc Golshi looks sexy and she comes with Encroaching ShadowI kinda wanna roll for her
>>563648630You can pull both
>>563648896this is the first time in about a month I actually fully completed all 5 careers
>>563648503Do we know how to train umamusume after we get isekai’d or will I just be a software engineer that somehow got a teaching gig at Tracen?Either way I’m a good cook and I like spoiling people so probably Spe or Oguri
>>563648474It's okay, bwo... happens to the best of us... Dia taking over our single hivemind neuron.
..>>563648854Wrong thread NAIbro
>>563648718why not both...
No sex allowedGo back to doing trainings
>>563648937Her ult is shit, she doesn't have uma stan and Hishiama power and Taishin wit are coming soon after with Encroaching shadowUnironically just use base Golshi
>have time for MAYBE 1 TrackBlazer run (I'm in the middle of an URA run for the event)I am so fucked I forgot about these missions man tell me the card is worthless
Cute!
>>563649143it is you're fine
>>563649143you'll never use the card, but that's a lot of carats
>>563649040Assuming you play the game and understand each baseline character and their abilities, it's not impossible. It would be too difficult if you have patience enough to study Uma anatomy, and physiology, you're basically a fitness trainer for horse women, so if you understand how to /fit/ properly yourself, you should be fine.
safe...
>>563649287wouldn't be too difficult*
>>563649353right...
>>563649118Sweepy is doing it for me, she's so nice.
New translated Sakura Laurel chapter droppedLot of cameos this time
Did Sweepy have any noticable off spring?
>>563649394DON'T EVEN JINX IT BWO
>>563649224>>563649238If I have like 2 or 3 copies only would it be better to cleat them? I can always buy a 500 Carats packs or something I guess
>>563649287I know what works for myself but I’m in no way educated enough to advise an aspiring professional athlete.Guess I’d just end up working in the canteen and die of stress/overwork in 3 years time.
>>563649127Yeah but sexy outfit and voice
>waste classic summer for +5 2 random statsCygames is fucking evil, at least the run is already wasted by needing to skip a bunch of races for Long finals.
>>563649481depends whether you prefer 2LB card you'll never use or dupes of SR cards you'll never useI just collect pngs, personally
>>563649404What a useless horse, holy shit
>>563649476get 800k bwo and secure your spot!
>>563649546whorse*
Witcheck: Save for scholar's hat or not
>>563649487Haru Urara, at least, will be satisfied with you.
>>563649143God, imagine getting sloppy toppies from Akikawa. Her head game must be insane.
>>563649404Let me guess, it's another Brian aura farming chapter Arima Kinen edition?Can't wait for her injury
>>563649143the scenario has been out a month and you never won triple crown? holy retard you don't even play this game.
>>563648503id be tachyons trainer unironically.
>>56364960521 wins is less than 30 graded races is less than two careersso yeah
>>563649143Does the name of the club you're in start with M?
>>563647726seeking the shota banner rerun is like 30 days after the initial release
>>563649592Not much but you can expect a lot next chapter
>>5636489177 fingers has to be a new record
>>563649683this has to be a typo, surely
I'm back home bwos
Just be yourself Anon. I'm rooting for ya!
>>563649592Mayano don't be sick a cunt
>>563649820ewwww
The recent Xitter discourse on that Nier game getting a private server has reminded me that the Japanese are like bug men with no capacity for individual thought. Remember that the next time Cygames makes some retarded, baffling decision.
>>563648503Bono to hopefully fix my architect anorexic ways or Digitan
>>563649780wtf
>>563649780It is
>>563649897maybe notthe future dates are always guesses
>>563649721>narita boreianhonkshu honkshu honkshuuuuuu
>>563649854idk why the nipponese are so keen on worshipping corposlike obv there’s dumb people everywhere that’ll do it but it seems really widespread in nippon
>>563649461nyoSweep Awards is still racing tho
>>563649780No, it's because there was some issue with processing payments or something during her original banner on JP so they reran it right after once shit got fixed
>>563649854They weren't bitching about the Dragalia Lost revival, me thinks it's just Squeenixfags
>>563649608You'll be drugged within the first month and don't believe the mommy memes to be real. It will be the opposite in fact. She will constantly nagging for food and sweets like a pestilent child and you'll forever deal with a woman with a genius level IQ but the maturity of a 10 year old. >but same, I want a Tachyon myself
post your cm13 plansplease
I would probably just end up (post truck) with somebody extremely energetic but also extremely easy to get along with and to lead: Taiki or Winning Ticket, basically. (Urara would also qualify but she's not mentally competent enough to be easy to lead.)
>>563649987So you're saying there's an uma banner that we could skip and accelerate even harder?
>>563650040we'd have sex while injecting peptides and looking at run data bwo
>>563649056>Dia hivemind So every traina who bears the mark of the diamond?
>>563649985>Sweep Tosho 2015What happened to him? He is the son of Orfevre and Sweep Tosho
>>563650049vbobo, og maru, late xoguri with radiant star
>>563650049what's the track for cm13?
>>563650049Probably VBobo Seiun and OG Maru
>>563650040>pestilentpetulant?
>>563650149derby, tokyo 2400m
>>563650049the same plan we have every CM, anon — triple late
>>563650153You heard what I said
>>563650149Taurus Cup rerun, exact same conditions as CM1
>>563650049xog + double dominator
>>563650149
>>563650049Satono Diamond and Agnes Tachyon Debuffers with Manhattan Cafe Ace
>>563650176UWAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563650049Since my wins kept getting killed by dominators. 2 dominators + ace
>>563650049Run the CM12 umas and pray
>>563650232*smooch* *smooch* *smack* *sluuuuuuuuuurp*
>>5636499721996 Hanshin Daishoten
>>563649983It's because:1. Majority of them think Breaking the law = Absolute Evil2. Their entire Doujin culture relies on playing ball with Corpos. That's why Cygames can take down Japanese artists that draw umanko
>>563650227Post your Cafe
I'm about to have the worst lowroll career ever
>>563650116Yep! All marked torena share the same single neuron, dendrite, synapses to each other, and everything else.
>>563650232Same, I can't believe I had to let go of the two other aces I built
>>563650049Post your 13cm plans
>>563649854the alternative is waiting 5 years and getting old dated content at launch prices. they really are cucks with no self respect
>>563650345I think you should eat your vegetables
>>563649721BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT HUNT YOU DOWN EAT YOU ALIVE
>>563650313>1. Majority of them think Breaking the law = Absolute EvilI think I'd take this over the parasocial relationship English speakers form with globocorpos
>>563650221can I proc spurt here and then instantly proc pump and moving past?
The game will only get worse from now on
>>563650338No I'm shy
>>563650429MANT is as bad as it's gonna get
>>563650425No, that's a corner
>>563650429You will be running a BNW team for Taurus right?
>>563650313> Majority of them think Breaking the law = Absolute Evilsad stuff
site lagging for anyone else?
>>563650429wrongwe'll get evolved skills in 1.5 and have another month of fun as people scramble to work out what the meta is instead of relying on old and bustedthe next three months are going to be the same level of boring as now
>>563650049Golshi, Nishino and probably a debuffer
>>563650507nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPem ght j.....st your end
>>563650446Please I like Cafe a lot but struggle with seeing how the heck people run her in MANT with her horrendous aptitudes.
>>563650221>budding blossom doesn't work againnice parent uma bwo
>>563650049I'm gonna reuse my Taurus aces
>>563650406frotting with you
>>563650049Chocobo is the only fixed ace since she's just so comfy to build but I'm still undecided whether I run triple front (with Kita and Suzuka) or if I add a Dober into the mix since it looks like there's a long enough straight for gamblers to catch up
can I have a smooch too
>>563650049What >>563650249 said
>>563650429as long as each run doesn’t last an hour or more I'm fine
>>563650631>nice parent uma b-
I will run my CM12 girls on CM13 but I will replace one with Tickezo because it's the Dahby
>>563650480
>>563650713GIWTWM
>>563650421>>563650501Now, they are not all like that, but the fact that their society spawned a guy that when asked about what-if slavery in Japan was like: "Even if i think it's wrong and I don't like it, it's still the law, so I would be compliant with it" is sad
>>563649854I dont think they even realize that it's just a self hosted server, which is legalthey just see rebellion and freak the fuck out.Shits gonna happen again when Umamusume eventually dies.
>>563650484No, I will run a team of derby winners insteadI could save a spot for ticket I guess
post buono
>>563650380>and everything elseThe same nerve endings, pleasure spots, the way we rub our cock up and down?
>>563650663*smooch*
>>563650741I hope you guys have enough stamina to reuse, you do know it's 400 meters longer right?
>>563650713try me bitch
chiyoposting, currenposting and kitaposting should be bannable
>>563650747Stop that
me lowkey wondering why I haven't just ran the falco card and gone full-affinity maxxing with borrows so I have about a 35% chance of getting medium s every inspiration so it's easier to spam and play through runs instead of abandoning due to no groundwork from inspo or having like a 15% chance of medium s every inspo I mean I already have an ace so I should try to high roll
>>563650896all my umas come out with 800 stamina and 2 blues so probably
>>563650480>>563650917Fuck you MANT is fun.
>>563650380>and everything elseThat's sounds scary though....>>563650870See that's why it sounds scary
>>563650713hey flower what does this next exercise have to do with raci-
>>563650907only the gay chiyo poster
>>563650907Add any and all ERP and I will comply
>>563650713So what how does this involve training for races?
>>563650985
If you don't have this in your account I do not want to hear anything you have to say about CM13
>>563650984kidnapping this Dia
>>563650907weird
Nishino Flower is an oshi pick. Seiun/Kita/Taiki/Ryan/Dober are still the actual good parents
>>563651081I started during 0.5 anni
>>563649854I don't know that discourse but I'm assuming it's the usual "JP only making the game available to JP" or "JP only want their own server". They've always done this painstakingly so, and have killed a lot of online or gacha games with potential. It's fucking stupid and they never learn.They're not on the level of gooks that can keep their game afloat just with gooks alone but they kept doing it.The discourse is probably not about what I said but I'm complaining about it anyway. I fucking hate it. God the captcha is still so slow
>>563651105spraying water on this kita poster
>>563651081I think CM13 SUCKS
Are some posts randomly getting deleted for anyone else?That post about selfhosting or whatever randomly disappeared, this is like the 5th time now including the last thread.
>>563650870You weren't supposed to say that.. But yes you are right that would imply we share the same nervous system so when you jerk your cock off and cum to dia I cum and vice versa>>563650984Just a funny thought but it actually is kinda scary.
>>563651126I told everyone not to pull for her yet they all fell for the jewtuber lies
>>563650984But is it the good kind of scary?
>>563651081taurus is the only plat I have
>>563651202noooo my top will be see-through now...
>CM13It's CM1 rerunAnd yes I'm running Ayabe
>>563648503I'm a lazy chubby (as in fat) over 30 years old man with sociopathic levels of communication skills, so clearly it would be someone from the student council, Rudolf or Air Groove, the one that would make people mad the most.
>>563651240yeah site is still fucked
>>563651126>parent rollinglol lmao even
Fusuposting
>>563650907diaposting should also be bannable
>>563651260>>563651262hello?
>>563651256I got her in 30 so I don't care either way
Medium races are the least interesting ones. I would much rather do gay ERP.
>>563651401works on my machine
>>563651345PERO PERO PERO PERO
sex with fertile and youthful umamusumes
what would your coworker think of you if you rolled for the literal child
>>563648503probably kwaboli since im tiny and puny
>>563651473trueberry goo!
>>563651035all chiyoposters are gay
Medium races are the only ones that matter.I would still do AGP ERP btw.
>>563651473i'm getting mixed messages
>>563651240yeah it's because it ended up posting twice for me, so i deleted one of them, apologies. 4chan is having a stroke.
>>563651401it got deleted and came back after the page auto updated on my end
>>563651397Rice Villainposters should get sent to the Gulag
FUCK BOTTERS MY CLUB IS FREEFALLING AIIIEEEE
>>563649859>bigger is always better*gets on knees and cryes*d...dont say that........
>>563651556SIX SEVEN
>>563649859>>563651653Which uma could still love me and my tiny chud micropenis
>>563651253Im going to start stubbing my toe if you use our single neuron to cum to dia too often.
>>563651479they would be jealous
Don't run CM13 with derby winners. They already won it in their first life. Run with losers and turn them into afterlife winners.
>>563651690tama
>look up specific parent>okay nice>input code>literally a guy in the same club as me
>>563651690Tama
>>563651690ulala
>>563651715kya... you found out...
>>563651473I would shoot loads into marumommy until I become infertile
>>563651690
>>563651698but the dahby...
please remove coaching megaphones from the game, I keep buying them on accident because I'm retarded.
Which uma hates niggers the most? Probably Spechud, right?
>>563651692>pavlovian conditioning cumming to dia with toe stubbinganon no!
>>563651698Oguri Cap, got it
>>563651690doto but she would accidentally make fun of it constantly
>>563651690well... there happens to be a uma obsessed with 7 cm...
yeppers
I think we should rape the rice nigger
kitachan posting when the thread is slow so everyone can see
>>563651901I refuse to believe anyone here is under 10cm
>>563651816Thinking about that one Cincerella Gray episode where Rudolf shows her racing PTSD/dementia and ignored Chiyo winning the Derby because in her mind it was Oguri Cap who ran and won.
>>563651993
>running late gamba team>another guy is running late gamba>the third guy is running oguri + 2 dominators>oguri gets pace promoted
nice and clean
>>563651993I'm exactly 10cm
>>563651964go shitpost instead so the thread will be quick
>>563652037Did one of the lates win at least
Guess the sparks
>>563651993based on what
>>5636521453* power 3* med 3*unique and a lot of white sparks! Congratulations anon!
>>563652123oguri won by 8 lengths, it was not even close
>>5636521452 stam 1 pace
>>563652020>shinko windy will never give you straight teeth because of your 10cm peenor
>>563652106I don't shitpost I just like posting cute and sexy umas
>>5636521452* guts 1* pace
>>5636521452* wit2* late
>>563651993mines like 8 cm erect
>>563651993I agree with you, there can't be that much deviation from the norm. It'd be like some anon being 4 feet tall
/uma/ bf
>>563652157kitasan RAPE
>>563652157
>>563652180Sadness.The one in 6th place should have at least contested.I'm thinking about running Golshi because my late base Oguri is not doing so well
I love Dokuneko noil bwos. I suggest everyone here go jerk off to his Doujins. I only wish everything was translated to English
Satsuki Sho Promotional video by JRAhttps://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2044325523174912254?s=20
>>563652202CLOSE!>S+FUCK
>>563648503>What Uma would genuinely and wholeheartedly love for who you areI would get along well with Bright and would train her since nobody else wants to>Assuming that you have these social skills necessaryIt's fine, we're both oddballs and slow anyways
>>563652280love>>563652274not nice
>>563652346Post your Bright
>>563652191avatarfags just shit up the thread
>>563652257stop this don't make me wish for it...
Finally fixed my trophy collection!
>>563652293Kinda surprising post to see here but based. His tags are my favorites
>>563652283if Oguri gets pace promotion she unfortunately establishes so much of a lead that even perfect activations probably won't catch up to heri believe you can make base ogurin work though, i'm brute forcing anime teio into winning once in a while
>>563652373love love!!!
Uma morning
>>563651785Actually if we share the same neuron wouldn't we share the same thought process too? I'm not sure if that would be possible to condition you in such a way...
>>563648503meek likes them retarded so i think i can do it
>>563652542Aoi's exposed ear is so lewd
I always thought Dia would make anons hornyturns out it's Kita who's the real semen demon. She's the real danger around here
>>563652037this is why you should put a dominator in the front if you're late gambling
>>563652396but doesn't it sound nice? why hold back anon, the world is yours for the taking
I want to sloppily make out with Riko after we go to an izakaya and get black-out drunk while venting about our work.
>>563652437I don't like full on rape that much but I do really like the drunk rape he does. I do like that it's full color too, though I don't mind the usual black and white for hentai either
>>563652617it does but it's impossible... laying in bed and playing together and stuff
>>563648503had to think about it hard but it's probably Seiun Skyshe seems like the person with the least amount of judgement. Rob Roy might come in second.everyone else would either not like me, find me unremarkable or just be friends.
>>563652678even I'm getting butterflies thinking about it...why would it be impossible?
>>563651692Fair. But you love it or else you'd step on a lego instead for a real deterrent. But its okay I haven't cummed yesterday or this morning either.>>563651785>>563652516If we all share the same thoughts too then it could cause a feedback loop with infinite recursion. Since we're still functioning that is not the case. It may be we are more like a colony of cells forming one organism orgasm lole! instead. The greater Dia organism.
>sameFAG
>the current state of this generalIt's looking really grim
Why does AI draw cum the consistency of cream
>>563652860>brainlet nonny can't fathom different people having the same thoughts
>>563652762how would you even find an /uma/ bf...
>>563652893MANT really blasted us huh.
>>563652762>>563652678>laying in bed and playing together and stuffIts not possible because who actually plays the game
>IMG filenames againOh man the schizo is here already
>>563652893looking empty to me
enough hornypostingcmtest166058001660580016605800
>>563649592>it's another Brian aura farming chapterI am so sorry that Too Gun has no aura
>>563652893bwo the whole site is dying...
>>563652893I'm losing the motivation to keep returning here desu
Which one of these /uma/ posters are you?https://files.catbox.moe/zx59v8.jpeg
>>563652934I was talking about the faggots, not the toe orgasm or whatever, site took an hour to give me a captcha.
>>563653080Nice link gwo
>>563652984it's a mobage bwo 90% of the time I play uma I play it on my phone
>>563651690Tamamo had a micro pp IRL so I imagine the uma version must have the tightest coochie in Japan
>>563653146Is catbox still fucking up
>>563652893cum on umas is better than anons thinking about cumming on each other
>>563648503I'm pretty results oriented, hate princesses, don't like being pushed around, and am pretty pushy irl, so probably Sirius, Rudolf, Kris S, or Orfevre. Rudolf and Kris S would tolerate me for my attitude but Orfe and Sirius would probably lose their shit with me because I'd start trimming their egos down quickly. With latter 2 either I'd get dismissed from training or end up getting married.
67!
The two types of /uma/ postershttps://litter.catbox.moe/93vv82fsmfv37d97.jpeg
>>563652942it's always a possibility if you have a burner account ready incase anyone (or you) offer to exchange contact information, so that's step 1as for step 2...ummm, I guess hope you hit it off with someone...
>>563653023I forgot to screencap the actual results screen but it was quite neck and neckI kneel to Nishino
>>563653324How many dominators
i can't stop thinking about ningen and their lewd hairless ears
>>563653339The perspective here gave me a boner before I realized what was going on
I will never get Bright. Why even live?
>>563649985Aaah this is the Kita >>563647529 NTR thread
>>563653237>anons thinking about cumming on each otherhave we reached that state?
>>563652893
Star Anise going for the Oaks
>>563653305ehhhhh maybe one day then, hitting off is the harder thing... having only uma as a common interest wouldn't be enough
Maya's trainer will look like this in Star Blossom and they will be raging lesbians
>>563653168U stats feel a little weird to me. I can get speed and power going up but what's an extra 500 wit and stam over the cap going to do in a majority of races.
why is my trainer such a homo
>>563653374Only two, both used by Kita's trainerOn that note, hosting a second cm room444393784443937844439378
>>563653289Lorraine love
>>563653471it's a starting point! which is what's most important imo when getting to know someone
>>563653559Kuroda...
The Italian comes back to Japan...
>>563653534I can't blame him if Tickezo is his trainee...
>>563653486Sex
>>563653534I buy star pieces for all umas EXCEPT Turbo I'm sorry but she's just bland...
>>563653456She better do some stamina training or else 2400m is gonna cook her. Most people thought she’d head to the NHK Mile Cup instead because her team said she can’t handle longer distances
>>563653613I guess it would be a starting point but I'd hope there's more than just uma as common interests so talking would go smoother too....
NAR races are going on right nowiirc main even is Tokyo Sprint (JPNIII), Mama Cocha who won 2023 Sprinters Stakes will be in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqMEbeDhf0
>>563653778Please be kinder to Winning Ticket
>>563653456This is my umadol Titty Star Anis! Not Shart Falcon.
>>563653456They really went ahead and put her in for the Oaks huh... I thought she would go for NHK insteadI'm looking forward to how she performs in 2400m
>>563653537ResultsKitatrainer got a triple sweep victory redemptionAyabe continues being in the 4th place cuckshed thanks to positioning
>>563652893Most of the gameplay posts got moved to /vm/ when the /v/ma posters left, on top of that the website has been dying constantly since last night. I think having both threads open is what's best.
>>563653840Awesome, thanks anon!
>>563653843she looks like she's for rough degrading disrespectful sex
>>563653880
>>563652451I actually tried to make an anime Teio today and it was going so well until one mood down at the 3 races in a row at the end of senior year killed it.It would have been an amazing Teio is I maxed speed.
>>563648503I'm a lazy manchild through and through unfortunately so I'm friendship material at best. I wouldn't mind being friends with any of the Umamusume though, I'd prefer it even.
>>563653832there's always something for sure--as for me personally I get excited over people sharing their hobbies so I end up asking a ton of questions and that's usually my backup if I'm feeling stuck or too autistic to speak up about my other interests
ruby SEX
>>563654010Just gotta keep up the grind anon, trying to oshirun is a lesson in pain and sufferingEventually you'll hit that perfect run where you get all your stats and skills plus medium S, even if it takes doing all five borrows a day
>>563653867I like Meek
>>563653297Me on the right
>>563654040it's so much better to have atleast few vidya or something in common too that would help carrying the conversation too but getting to know about something from someone that you didn't know about is fun too
>>563654107Meek too!
>>563653862I really do wonder why. I see nothing that indicates she can handle that distance, nothing in her record, nothing in the training videos, and her pedigree is purpose-built for miles>checked the owner againAh, this makes sense, Yoshida, their entire family is obsessed with medium-distance races. Now I am 100% sure the trainer advised the NHK Mile, but Yoshida said Oaks. I hope she can do well, but if she ends up in the bottom half of the leader board, it won't be a surprise
>>563648503I talk to regular women and umas are super easy, so any one who isn't a brat or a bitch would be a piece of cake, yeah.
>>563654093My oshi is Tachyon and I didn't even try and make one but I think I will try and make one as a hybrid ace. It won't be as good as Rudolf but at least I am using her and sometimes I have noticed my lates in 4th so yeah. I'll probably do Brian, Rudolf and Tachyon
I want an /uma/ hookup not an /uma/ bf cause im not gay
>>563653840Main race starts in 38 minutes
>>563653794I'm not a chubby chaser but hear me out
>>563654273Visited by a demon
>>563654305lame...
>>563654273from the thumbnail she looks pregnant
i shall be abstaining from masturbation until cheerleader nice nature's banner goes up
>>563654364>he doesn't know
>>563654305Which /uma/non/s would you have a one night stand with?
>>563654145right? honestly that's why I prefer the older demographic because I have no idea what people my age even like...do...or play. a lot more to relate to
>>563654476they browse tiktok and...... dunno either.... I can't even think of anything
>>563654476Just browser tiktok 12 hours a day and you'll fit in nicely
Netkeiba's expected entries for HaruTen
>>563654463The one reading this rn
>>563654652LETS GO CROIX DU NORD!!
>>563654572kinda lonely in a way but at least it makes for an easy filtering process...I guess>>563654582I kind of do passively so I'm not so-so lost
>>563654652this is Admire Terra's year
boysex
>>563654582How do I fit in without installing tiktok? Site is full of cringe ai
>>563652389You mean like an ace? I've been getting pretty unlucky in my runs recently but I'm gonna keep trying, this is how my last run went
>>563654710now I wish for an /uma/ bf even more I blame you for that
>>563654797good! you should never reject your inner desiresunless it's illegal of course, don't do that
>>563654797where's my picture what the stupid site>>563654786I think you can curate the TikTok algorithm for your own personal use>>563654878what the hell.... no of course nothing illegal!!
Gookmoot please break the captcha so people stop gayposting again
torepi more like to rape
>>563654652Let’s fucking go for that Spring Triple Crown, Croix!
>>563654878nah even if illegal you should always pursue your true self. laws are just made up
>>563654652ADMIRE TERRA MY FUCKING HERO
>>563654305How about friends with benefits?
Why do you need a boyfriend when you have a wife right here?
>>563654975Das it mang
>>563654929I was just sayinggg~you seem too sweet for that to be the case anyway>>563654990won't say I *totally* disagree, but I have my own set of standards. to each their own
Danchou.... I might leave and join a no quota club next month...
>>563654786I'm a bit of an aspie and thankfully I have good normie friends in class that help me throughout my school life. I don't know what to say other than if they like me I like them (most do not have a share interest) and if I like (if we share an interest) them I don't care of what they think.
>>563654996Casually teasing bwo with more and more ecchi umas till he snaps...
Alright /uma/, which one of your clubs is gonna take my noob ass in so I can get freebies
>>563655153>aspieWe're supposed to call it ASD these days bwo.
>>563655117random compliment.... critical hitI hope you'll have a good rest of the day umadacchi!!!!!
I HAVE NOTHING TO ROLL FOR UNTIL GRAND LIVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563654305I want to see an /uma/ anon dress up as slutty #1 umafans curren chan
I love MANT, I really do, but man does it take a while.
>>563655008she would prefer shiraoki sama instead of me...
>>563654806Urara would sexually harass me like this
>>563655283Yaeno Muteki
>>563655283Chiyo HATE
>>563655153>aspieI was writing out a seethe post, but this explained everything. Thank you for your service aspie.
>>563655358This got a good laugh outta me. Thanks Anon.
>>563655276you as well dacchi! have a great day
>>563655283
>>563655358Part of the plan btw
Do you still want angling and scheming on fronts for taurus 2 or is maru unique enough accel?
>>563655420more like yeahno mute&skip
>>563654786you want to surround yourself with older people not from here. this is where degens hang out. try some non gaming discord that build stuff unironically. you need to surround yourself with high agency people not erp faggots. try minecraft or roblox maybe. its age appropriate for you and there are high agency people there. OR you can start investing and building a business like a man and find people who do the same.
>>563655283SMaru is my next pull cause I want her to atleast LB1.... but I hope I won't get any FM because she's MLB now, next one is LH + Tachyon banner and Helios uma banner after that>>563655496have a better than great day!!
>>563655525You want both, OG Maru can overtake you if you only use redshift
>>563655525You want both
>>563655358MANT being an actual gameplay experience makes it fun, I actually feel better playing for fun than playing to meet some imaginary quota.
10 minutes until Tokyo Sprint startshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqMEbeDhf0
gay erp to scare the sloppajeet away is a smart strategy, gj dacchis
>>563655654>>563655637so cant really easily get barcarole on my fronts too to actually finish the race on the final straight, huh. Rough....
>>563655541Nyo
>>563655525that's why I'm training OG Maru for that CM so I can only get angling, I think I will do triple fronts for cm13
>>563655751Yeah you just gotta pray you hit the grandparent spark for barcarole
It should be illegal for your support cards not to pop up after 3 turns. Give me back my time
>>563655903>>563655760I'm the ojisan btw
>>563654787You don't think getting her mile to A would result in better runs?I feel like umas with mile C are easy to get good stats on
>>563655872I just had a run where none of them showed up the entirety of classic year. Most of them went to 2nd chain junior year and then never appeared again
Thanks for the erection>>563655903 bwo
Tokyo Sprint with Mama Cocha (number 13) is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqMEbeDhf0
>>563655872Grand Live will fix this
>>563655757Cute
>>563655903Imagine Urara not understanding what's going on except it feels extremely good
>>563655470What of it? Just because you're a socially awkward mess doesn't mean you can not be liked by the people around you.
https://www.iwara.tv/video/3OYJuj2m7nqaSF/umamusume
>>563656196she's not mentally stunted anon...
amazing first shop..........
>>563656210Yeah it is kind of weird how friendly people are to me as a worthless ASD NEET.It takes very little for people to like you I guess.
Apparently Palmer comes out right before CM13Unfortunately I don't have Seiun or Maru so I cannot use her unless I luckshit grandparent sparks for BOTH their uniques in 4 days
>>563656237stop leaking my private videos with Rice
uma vs ningen cock
>>563656234do not frot with your fellow trainer
>>563655995idk what I'm doing to be honest with Bright, stat wise I can do ok by just gut/wit maxing thanks to her growths, but for CM I actually need good skills too and idk whether even to run her late/end. Also with the mile thing I'm just trying to get Medium S, could go for Mile A but then my chances of getting Medium S would be pretty low
>>563656304>worthlessMaybe it's you that have self-esteem issues. >NEETI'm not a NEET, I have a semblance of a social life for what its worth.
>>563656276Not so sure on that
>>563656307Does Palmer get a runaway on MANT? Or is that locked on events too
Die.
I think it would be hard to frot with some of you since youre considerably smaller than me
Live!
Rudolf a slut
wtf the half TP ended. Sorry danchud but I can't afford to do runs anymore.
Cum.
>>563656504I would just find a borrow parent who has the mile sparks on the grandparents and the medium sparks on the main parent.Then your own can just be pure medium.I would run her late for sure because then she can compete for Ryan/Dober unique position.I would run the standard speedx2, powerx2, witx2 deck and hope you get 1200 speed and at least 900 of both power and wit. If you get that and some good mid game like the corner skills and the skill from Sunday power I think she can compete well. You should borrow Bijin wit because probably going to need NSM to compete with Oguri
>>563656545Ah I meant more so to encourage other people. I'm a net negative to society but people love to hang out with me. Some people don't care about stuff other than you being fun to spend time with, and a truly socially inept person wouldn't realize they're awkward. People give a lot of grace in conversation so you guys shouldn't worry about it.The Haru Urara effect translates into daily life.
Instead of frotting with anons why don't you faggots drink poison till you start frothing at the mouth
not sure how much longer I can hold myself back
>>563656210You forgot to add your ellipses spam, go back and rewrite this for me like a good kitten. Otherwise, your tag dancing of "oh... well... im not sure if we would have anything in common......... like we need to figure that out..." just follow the guy if you want to know his hobbies so badly.
>>563656592Nah she doesn't get it in MANTi would just run her as a vanilla front runner which honestly is probably a bad idea now that I think about it
What is f- actually no, I'm not gonna ask
>>563656892But I want to frot with youuu~
>El Pero Caca starts her event in Senior Year Late NovI summon Grass to strangle this dumb bitch
>>563656897why hold yourself back though
>>563656892Rice would say this
>tag dancingWait a minute, this is just /trash/
i just went to the doctor yesterday and got diagnosed with arthritis and a herniaumas for this feelim only 28
asd and autism isnt a real thing. its related to sleep cycle disruption and brain damage from morning school schedules. fix your sleep and you should be fine
>>563656971It shouldn't be that bad, you do get A&S + Red Shift after all. Maybe you'll get a bunch of witchecks and luck into 1st place
>>563657026It reads like it
>>563657026
why the fuck do the jannies delete umanko but are nowhere to be seen during all of thisi know you're all lonely /v/irgins who get off on being publicly humiliated but at least have the dignity to do it in a trash thread or discord
>>563657057>going to the doctorwtf are you a woman?
>>563657057I can't even shitpost about this. Sorry, Anon. Have a cute Bakushin.
What's frotting and tag dancing>>563656987I'll ask in your instead
>>563657074spoken like a real armchair psych there, doc
>>563657057Any Senior year Umamusume.
>>563656961What?
>>563657124okay then what's your tag?
>>563657079Getting both of em is the issueI don't have either of Seiun or Maru Also fighting for first against SMaru, VBobo, and Seiun is going to be very tough. I might try it but I don't have high hopes
>>563657124Post uncroped faggot coward
>>563657124who do you think is gayposting
>>563657205i literally have photosensitivity and you larps likely dont have actual asd or autism symptoms
Isnt frotting a type of horse exhibition like dressage or am I misremembering things
>>563657124Come post in the /vm/a thread with us until the fags fuck off. All normal /vg/ anons are invited
>>563657294Do mods delete gay ERP there?
>>563657294>All normal /vg/ anons are invitedDid you forget the 150 downloads
>>563657002SOME tact is good to have...
>>563657351The nice part is that there is no gay ERP for the mods to delete in the first place
>>563656291>2 manuals>good megaphoneThis is an above average shlop, actually.
I'm glad my game no longer hits me with the connection error shit so I can avoid watching the one or two discord trannies or norwooding homosexuals shitting up the thread
>>563656827Thank you, that sounds very doable actually, now time to hit those high rolls
>>563657291I couldn't talk until I was 3.I wish I didn't have ASD symptoms.
>>563657438yeah but no grilled carrots bwo..
>>563657465Good luck!I believe in you! Bright is a cutie!
I won't be able to ERP for a while, Nonners... Stay cute.
>>563657294holy fuck what a boring ass thread jesus
>>563657392Anon the webplayer on that site doesn't work half the time so the only way to watch the video is to download it.
you're telling my i missed the erp by like a minute? fuck!
>>563657707Yea where are the GAYS
>>563657707seethe
Did my first XOguri run, got Med S but it only has 800 wit. Don't feel like doing another.
>>563657785What's Ruby's problem?
/uma/ used to be an unc and normie general and not even a year has passed they're filtered already
>>563657707/v/ma are all boring faggots who only do the guts build because it's f2p friendly
>>563657783dw im still here
Helios HATE
>>563657789They do seem to have a lot of cuties over there though. Wouldn't blame Anons for trying to fish for an uma bf there.
>>563657707I know, right? Let's stay here
MANT killed /uma/
nyo.. my groundwork..
>>563657919Ruby wouldn't act like this
>>563657910>boringit's even worse in /vm/a now
>>563657910Guts builds fucking blow because guts cards have the shittiest gold skills
>>563657767Why would they download it if they had previous warning it was a dick then
>>563657957/vg/ agent trying to convince anons to spread erp to /vm/a>>563657985/vm/a agent trying to prevent it
>>563657916oh thank goodness. i have some catching up to do
>>563647529fluffy topro to make ayabe happy
hi oguri yes can you give me the hydrate hint event? thank you
>>563657919Rolling for Helios and Ruby so I can make them breed
Secret hidden threads, don't tell the mods...>>563051016>>560251320>>563051016
>>563654975>>563655324Why did this get deleted, interns and homosexuals ITT?
>>563657783Erp?El Condor Pasa's Reliable Power?
>>563657789in hiding. i've been a /v/ma poster since launch because it fuels my autism concerning all things uma. discussing careers, deck building, comparing builds, and testing umas in races has become incredibly fun for me, but there's no reason I should ever bring up my bisexuality there
Catched up with Star blossom, and damn why did no one tell me there is a mature Sakura, holy fug.
Has anyone actually seen the fat fuck Oguri event? It hasn't showed up for me 20 runs since MANT
>>563657889me peeping on her
/v/ma vs /vm/a
>>563658306it's disabled
>>563658275more like El Condor Pasa's Reliable Paizuri amirite
>>563658249Shota is not allowed outside of /b/
>>563658303Nice feet
>>563658456pov you pull out a tenner
>>563657124>at least have the dignity to do it in a trash threadthat's what I'm doing
>>563658303She was in that collab video that came out recently with all the other O's
might be a decent daisca. the things at the bottom are gw, moxie and radiant starshame about no S med
i guess it's that time.
>>563658162The cold war of /vm/ and /vg/.
>>563657891She's constantly targeted by an evil hyperactive homo.
>>563658516What? Really? We cant post about Super Creek VAing all the MILFs doing lewd things to shotas?
>Hishiama and Finemo are outside because they couldn't run in the Oka Shoman
The ojiis in this thread surely have enough life experience to not be this gullible, right?
I have been completely mesmerized by this short for the past several days. I am now convinced that all available human resources need to be diverted to making tachyon real. No expense is too great.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wMR85PuLGuc
POSTHAIRYUMAPUSSYFUCK!
>>563658790Why couldnt they
>>563658829Im an ojisan and I would want to get groomed by a zoomer
>>563658878the real tachyon would bitch and moan all the time then throw a temper tantrum in public because you didn't remove all the pickles from her burger
>is afraid of men>does 10 morbillion doujins of a trainer(most likely male) banging a trainee?
FUCK>>563658951iirc foreign born hors
>>563658751well you can't post shota porn, idk where jannies draw the line
I dropped uma for mongil
>>563658994classic woman moment
>>563658992I'm already willing to sacrifice all collective human health and knowledge for her sake anon, you didn't need to convince me any further.
>>563658870Consuming this Chrono
>>563658951Brown and Ir*sh
This is what I do to my umas that fail Hopeless Stakes.
>>563658951So a Burger and Mick get invited to the race track...
why are posts being deleted? finally trimming out the jp troons?
Umamusume lost
>>563659045>>563659113>>563659121Ah rightI didn't know Hishiama was American. That's a shame. Glad that's not a thing anymore right?
>>563659109getting consumed by Chrono...
>>563658951>She could not enter the Classic Double Tiara because of an entry restriction placed on foreign-bred horses. Hishi Amazon was born in the United States.and Finemo is Irish
>>563658219this general is going to be deleted as well huh?hahahahajanny on full nuklear mode
Can someone post the spark mutating guide pic? I don't have it.Also, I know I can cope with mile B, but how far I can push my luck with dirt? Is Dirt C enough?I want to run dirt miles with Teio and she has Mile E and Dirt G.
The cloudflare hiccup was a front to install Palantir drones into /uma/ to make us roll for Nishino Flower
>Deleted
>>563659114you treat them to a nice dinner?
>>563659045Man, thoroughbred horse legs are either retardedly strong or weakIt's like lottery
>>563659237You can’t get both Mile B and Dirt C on Teio1* For first aptitude letter4* for the second7* for the third10* for the last>running dirt miles on TeioFor what purpose?
>>563659337It truly is a gacha game..
which borrow should I getNMS from wit yeppers or OYL from neicha wit for my grass ace?
>>563659128huh???wasnt this just deleted??>>563659267i think 4shit is spazzing just nuke the website at this point
>>563659302It's horse sashimi
Which of the currently active horses would you like to see in uma form?
>>563659337>It's like lotteryYou could say...it's gambling
>>563658303For me it is powerful rabbit
Why did the janny kick in now four hours into the thread?
>>563659237Even Dirt D is enough. Power is a meme statI would say you want Mile A, Sprint A, Medium B, Long C and Turf/Dirt D to be consistent in the early game races.This assumes you're buying skills. I also use good umas so idk if it will work on a shitter like Teio.
>>563659435Grass has OYL on her kit but you shouldn't waste SP points on it.
Ah the events for the new Daiwa card is really cute
>>563659045i hope it's not that severe and she gets healthy in no time
>>563659435bwo... grass has OYL built in... get yeppers and dober/ryan inherits
>>563659435NSMIt's both a better and more consistent accel than OYL--Wait if you're running grass she gets OYL naturally, why do you need to borrow
>>563659435Retardgwo... Grass comes with OYL
>>563659404Thanks bwo. I have everything set up for CM13 and I don't feel like rushing aces so there's nothing to do in the game, so I'm farming Teio's trophies.
Okay but I really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563647529Good art. She always looks 100 times better when her massive shiny forehead is being covered.
>>563659558>>563659604shit I forgot to potential her you're all right
>17 years old
Bruh...
Images that illicit this reaction?
>>563659628
>>563659530Better late than never
where are my jiggers at?
>>563659465Gaia Force
>>563659734Getting discount TS Climax is sweet from a borrow. Sad about the wit
>>563659751
>>563659751I hate this fatfuck
>>563659684she is my mother who give me handjob while i suck milk out of her milkers
Im worried, do people still trade shoes, I somehow gotten 6/10 today. I worried about the game
>>563659867Why won't she leave me alone...
>>563659970Ikou
>>563659875ok but why did you post mackie
>>563659842She better have white hair like all the other grays.
>be named after god of wind>every single line she utters has to reference wind somehowgenius writing i will still roll for her because sex
Duramente's son and 2024 Sprinters Stakes winner, Lugal is going to Challenge Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes in UKhttps://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2044219640822542468?s=20
>>563659465Wonder Dean
>>563660050soon that'll be iku
>>563660067The only writing necessary is having an 85 cm bust
She is so far awayBut I am so excited to see her implemented even if it is just in JP
>>563657351Oh shit, mods actually insta-delete gay ERP. If you're interested in on-topic discussion about uma, /vm/ is definitely the place to be.
Left or right? Sundayman's daughter or Sundayman's granddaughter?
>>563659465The yapping king
>>563660381For me, it's long ears.
>>563659224Chrono cutie stop making me think of doing that with porno genesis
>>563660067>8! second base duration accel for a unique that only really works on MilesFor what purpose
>>563660381Cesario is extremely for (You) so I'm going with her
>only 150 clocks leftSeeing as I've been regularly making UG+ aces, I think this scenario is just RNG dogshit despite what the shills claim.
>>563660381Admire Groove is my beloved daughter
>>563660067>god of winddoes she do boxing
We're all bringing XOguri and double Dominators nyes?
>>563660381Aruvu is really hot, but Cesario's career is really cute, so I'll go with her
my robot got malware
>>563660931Umamusume that tanks injuries with her face?
>>563661138Triple front to fuck with retards bringing xoguri and two dominatiors
>>563661138Only one dominator for me, or else the anon from the other thread will call me a soulless meta n-word (as in negro).
>>563661153You monster...
>>563661138nyo some of us are honest trainers
>start career>-60 energyWTF!
are we back to normal-normal yet?
>>563661215Kawaii kawaii Curren
>>563661138I somehow gotten a 1200speed 1200pow nice nature with my f2p deck, she has to actually try and win it all.
Tazumin Tracenyahu made me play unity twice for the URA quest
good nightmy shoulders are stiff...looking forward to the optimized borrowshope the site's fixed tomorrow>>563659446what the hell that's literally me
>>563661431normal-normal?
wtf who told me the anni missions last till the time the banners change??? I just logged on on there's only 2 hours left
>>563660381I know more about Aruve so I like her more but the wiki entry for Cesario makes her seem quite cute.
>>563661560as normal as can be.
Help! My carrot is in danger!
>>563661685Send her to Europe
>>563661685
>>563661685This never gets old. This shit is so funny.
>>563661685>>563661871wtf Sirius Symboli is fucking horny af??
Are we doing URA or MANT parents for next CMs?
YOU FUCKERS GASLIT ME WITH THIS LITTLE SHIT.ADMIT YOUR CRIMES.
>>563661957She's a tease, there's a difference.
>>563661993MANT until they let me clock URA races
>>563661993Yes!
>>563660067She will bring the winds of change.To my pants.
>>563661994eepy
>>563654652CAM ON TERRA
I am taking names for horses. There are both colts and fillies that are going to America and Europe so you can chooseIf anyone wants, I can also post a spread sheet with all the names and achievements/stats of /uma/ named horsesThis batch will be the 1986 classic gen, same as Mejiro Ramonu and Nippo Teio (Urara's sire)
The Winning Live 33 album came out recently with Marche and Loves' solo songs for those that wanted to hear them:Chotto Dake no Yuuki - Marche Lorraine:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8U(Oyasumi Haishin) Minna to Love Hojuu Shita~i - Loves Only You:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJhPc86biv0
Only Cafe showed up for training today...
>>563661536nini anon!!! stupid captcha!!
>>563661871NOOOOOO My purity!
>>563662487no one likes you girl
>>563662461Name one of the euro horses Galatine.
>>563661138I'm bringing an XOguri with max speed and wit that has tether, hesitant pace and a front stam debuff, a late with a front stam debuff and an end closer. That way if my Oguri ends up in the back for whatever reason I can grab the front umas by the leg and give my other two a chance with the added chance of maybe gassing out a front.Will it work? IdunnololThe end closer is an oshi pick so I don't want to drop her for a dominator.
>maybe I should finally raise my aces>no desire to play at allwhen is MANT ending again
>>563662461Fuyu Urara
>>563662487Cafe is the only responsible one
>>563662757in 3 weeks
Fuck that ugly clock eating cunt Vodka
>>563662757next month
>>563662882I read that as cock eating
West side uma vs East side uma
Curren Chan turns my little brother into the big brother
>riceniggerDeserved, get fucked faggot.
super creek that is all
>>563662882Sounds like your trainee didn't have enough fuel left in the tank.
>>563661138I'm bringing three Late Surgers and praying
>>563663062Ojous with drills... My one weakness...
I love King Halo. I wish perseverance was real.
I STILL DON'T HAVE ACES AND THE HALF TP IS OVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563663096Was she always this flat
>>563663008>>563663318gwo........
Is Niigata considered the meme course IRL?
When should I graduate from Unity to Trackblazer careers? When I have 6 A parents?
>>563663498website is shitting itself right now with connection error. please understand
uh oh melty
dead thread
>>563663008>>563663318>>563663581
>>563663527What is up with that course Im avoiding it like a plague
Which umas can deal with gay torenas?
Has anyone /here/ won Taurus and then jobbed in every CM after like cursed derby winners such as Tickezo?
>>563663661What is this expression trying to convey
Very funny.
>>563663695There's an early corner and then it's just a reall long straight line. Fronts cant compete against pace chasers and lates that just duel each other, thus increasing their pace and acceleration
>>563663769Most of them would be fine with it I think.
>>563663787Estrus
>>563663823>>563663823>>563663823
>>563663527I don't know but I lost the Niigata Kinen getting 13th place in senior year with a 1100 speed 1000 power and 1000 wit Oguri once and was confused
Wonder if anons got their uma dakimakuras yet.