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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>563813102I don’t wanna
FFUUUCCKKK I'm spanking that
doomin'
finallyzzzzznnngnghhzrnnnnzzzzzzzzszzzszz
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>563813170*starts fucking you
Fave, casino, it's all in the mind
>>563813102I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
I miss the gote porn spammer he made my penis really hard
Do you guys think Toby will try making a new IP after he's done with Deltarune or will he keep milking the UT/DR multiverse until the day he dies?
to all my ghouls out there let it be known that i am a ghost actaully and not a zombie, im sorry i fooled all of you and i will now proceed to steal all your wallets just to show all how sorry i am
>>563813498Ghosts can’t steal they just phase through stuff
>>563813452Said nobody ever
>>563813629yeah, like my heart *sniff*
>>563813470I hope he scales back the size of anything else he makes. If we can get one more Toby+Temmie+assorted incidental helpers game in our lifetimes that would be amazing
thrivin'
My name is Nobody Ever
>One month since Toby's last update
>>563813774No it ain't, bitch.
Fave is bummed out that they won't be able to post their new drawing they're very proud of because it's the graveyard hours
>>563813629Ghosts can hold solid things, but liquid things pass through them... and solid things can also pass through them, if they don't feel like holding them... there are rules like that for ghosts.
>>563813731i wouldn't mind something like a Royal Sciences SHMUP with funny gimmicks and cutscenes in between what ever else they've got cooking up
>>563813820no, *MY* name is ain't. get it together.
>>563813829post it now and then repost it during peak hours. or post it a hundred times in one thread, we don't have real moderation anyways
>>563813846imagine if Gaster were used as the protagonist of a game entirely unrelated to UTDR except for that it has Gaster in it
>>563813470I have a more specific question, if he does another RPG that isnt UTDR in the future will he stick with the mercy mechanics or drop them
>>563813938Here is fave’s drawing
>>563813873good song
>>563812536Well then why give a character so much focus in an early chapter to just never use that character and make all their development pay off? Why did Toby make us sit through his dumb backstory if nothing mattered in it besides December? Chapter 4 should at least have Berdly at Noelles house in normal route, but that would have gotten in the way of Tobys forced yuri.
>>563814151How can you be like this and still be an antishipper
>>563814225Someone should put Berdly in Noelle's house
>>563814225I wonder if Berdly is being used that way since he's a "Chapter 2 character," following the odd extent to which each chapter is treated as its own individual game
>>563814151Ween levels critical
I hate the modern internet I hate wokeness I hate chuds let’s all act like we used to act before 2016
>>563814315Proship is a dumb and deceiving label. I’m pretty sure it just means that you’re pro everything problematic like shipping kids, incest, abuse, ect instead of being pro shipping in general
>>563814087I think he would either drop them or make the mercy mechanics obligatory as the ability to choose between regular fighting and mercy is too much of a staple and I'd assume he'd drop that aspect to make the hypothetical new rpg more different from UTDR
>>563814151almost 2 years and you're still like this. the fact that even she's been able to move on but you haven't should be eye opening to you.
>>563814225I think the other classmates were going to be worked into the dark worlds each chapter and the idea got scrapped for a "jockington will grow the beard" joke because it was going to be hard to convince everyone to keep a secret or that it was a dream and the focus of dark worlds shifted over time thematically.
Honestly I’m more proship in the sense that I don’t care what anyone writes about. If I don’t like it, I can just filter and scroll past.
The biggest disappointment with Berdly is that he hints how he and Kris are a lot alike in being lonely but it doesnt go anywhere. The most interesting mystery in this game is who is Kris, and the few characters that knowthe real Kris like Berdly and Catti are severely underutilized.
>>563814634posts that remind you we were ROBBED of Toriel in a dark world
>>563814718And Undyne
>>563814434I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam
>>563814546You’re not getting any mentally retarded weak pussy my guy
>>563814434You dont remember the sjw tumblr of that era that led us here in the first place. People like this are why 2016 happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I
>>563814718I haven't liked how Undertale characters have been used for half the game.
>>563814863nigger moment
>>563814878Alright then let’s act how we acted in 2007
>>563814548But why does it have to be a secret? The Prophecy is the towns mainstream religion.
>>563814915Nice argument. Raise your standards
>>563814896if Alphys remains pathetic and unfulfilled for the rest of the game this will all be worth it
>>563814969Mom I farded again
>>563814969WAAAAA WAAAAAAAA GOO GOO GAGA
>>563814969It's peanut butter jelly time! Firing my lazor XD
>>563815003No matter what you do Undyne is going to randomly fall in love with Alphys despite Alphys making zero effort.
>>563814969* You see a series of photos, all the same head shot of Orson Welles, morphing into an unknown entity known as "The Watcher"
>>563815189>projectile vomits in your face
>>563814863>mentally retarded weak pussy that's you that is
>>563815330Why are you replying again my guy, she’s not going to fuck you
i can tell some of you play team fortress 2
>>563815378Loool you wish I actually find him really hot and I’d let him fuck my pussy deep actually
Imagine being lower than temfag in behavioral ability. Low functioning doesn't even cover this guy anymore.
I wasn't aware Tangy's pussy tasted so good the retard still has other retards latched onto it to this day
>>563815189truly, girls like undyne can like girls like alphys
>>563815587The oldfags of chapter 2 have some low standards
Imagine losing to someone simply existing years later. This guy is actually crying and and screaming about a fight he lost because someone is alive and well.
Someone jerk me to completion
kingtard simps are still around?
>>563815712*taps sign*
>>563815825I don’t have a crt :(
>>563815801nah n00bs can just tell that you're shittier
>>563815801Berdfag still posts here
>>563815906Cosplayers manage well with cardboard, sounds like a skill issue to me
The thread really just isn't so great, is it.
>>563816213Could be worse.
>>563816213I've seen worse.
>>563814830I really hope Undyne and The Knight both showing up late was connected, like she was chasing it through the woods or something. The Knight showing up late is whatever, it's a weird beast we know little about. But Undyne taking three hours to show up to a crime scene for no good reason would be pretty major mischaracterization
Toby fox should’ve just retired after undertale and also should’ve deleted the steam page once it got somewhat popular so nobody could buy it
>>563816502But then how would he move to Japan and hang out with old men who made videogames sometimes
>>563816597One of the cool Japanese uncs would’ve played it like miyamoto and he’d be like “roahhh… dis a rearry coor!” And then would’ve flown him out to Japan
>>563816780Miyamoto doesn't care about games he only cares about money and chris pratt
Fave is just glad they can play SOME games on their PC while their graphics card is dying.
My pc is ten years old and I’m surprised it hasn’t died yet
>>563814969I can haz cheezborger?!
Fave's pelvis thrust has hit the core of the sun, killing billions
Tangys tasty chinese pussy
>>563817434No way, she's a chink?
>>563816246My knees are okay
>>563817982* You gain arm strength.
Tangy’s dead rotting pussy
Ooooh. Thats no good
College Goat (Woman Edition)
Tangy but blue fucks dead mothers in their sweaty armpits and unwashed toenails
>>563818203A daring synthetis
>>563818175That's slop if I've ever seen some
I wish Tobt would just confirm that Asriel looks like Arthur so all the hyperdeath posters kill themselves
tangyturd ai generating illegal cell vore deepfakes while pretending to brew testosterone in the ghetto
TasquefagbutfucksdeadtangyANDdoomdoom
>>563818253fuck you, greg.
>>563818603Imagine this FAGGOT cornering and then raping you
why do so many strange people draw asriel as a tranner in college
>>563819096Projection/self-inserting
>>563819096Gift of Prophecy
good morning /utg/
guei just found out he's allergic to chocolatenot lactose intolerant, actual allergy to cocoa powder. chocolate is not supposed to burn
>>563819096trying to turn deltarune into a good game
>>563819096It's not woke enough to like male characters so they must transition to the woker sex
>>563820671did guei eat chocolate often? how long did it take guei to figure out chocolate isn't meant to burn.
Which UT/DR characters are most likely to be affiliated with the UTTP? I think ESLberdtaco and temfag are strong contenders
>>563820517Good morning!
>>563820749guei does not eat chocolate often, guei only eats chocolate around easter or whenever chocolate is usually gifted to people and whatnot, he doesn't go out of his way to buy it so he just never made the association mentally that chocolate was the thing that fucked him up around this time of year until he finally survived last weekend and recovered from the hives and started trying to think what could possibly cause this same allergic reaction around this time of year every single year of his lifeas for how long it took to figure out chocolate is not meant to burn, he doesn't wanna talk about it
>>563820671>>563821041I'm glad you're explaining this instead of Guei because I don't know Chinese
>>563820952I don’t think anyone in UTDR would be a UTTPer. I think Sans would be a 4channer but that’s it really
>>563821041Wicabel has known multiple people who went years thinking that certain foods just make you itchy or cause a burning sensation for everyone without questioning it and it always confuses Wicabel. Maybe Toriel needs to teach the kindergarten class that people typically eat food because they enjoy it and not out of masochism so they don't grow up thinking everyone else enjoys eating food that causes them pain because they like the pain.
I dont see why Kris would be so bound to his promise that hed betray his friends unless he truly was in love. Theres very few logical explanations beyond Kress.
>>563821424You don't think Kris "You have already taken enough" Dreemurr would be motivated by guilt, shame and self-hatred?
Wicabel lewds
>>563821506Cerebral post
Toby Fox x Kazutaka Kodaka collab 2027
>>563821506most nothing darkner
>>563821865who is ponman?
>>563821506wicabel 67
Oh no Alphys spent all weekend dawn to dusk weighing the options between fucking either Amethyst or Peridot and forgot to make her lesson plan for the week how is she going to get out of this pickle you guys
>>563822925Welp atleast she has my penis to sit on
>>563822925The correct choice is Amethyst btw
>>563822925impromptu geology lesson
I just wanna hug him to feel better...
I think Alphys would have strong opinions on Steven Universe shipping
>wake up>still no ralsei bfanother day ruined
>>563822925alphys is stupid for not choosing to simply fuck both of them and deserves this fate
Would any of you like to dress up as Kris and let me stare at you for a long long time and then maybe touch you eventually
kris morning
>>563825640I'm too old to be Kris best I can do is cover myself in white body paint and be Asgore.
>>563825640I would say yes, but for the sake of Kris roleplay it'd be more accurate to scowl and say no.
>>563825735>>563825783We need you both to have sex and record it in 4k for scientific purposes
>>563825640yeah all i'd need to do is shave some body hair
>>563826424With each other?
https://archive.org/details/Jokertale/ Deviantart is dying, Jokertale has been preserved for future generations once it croaks
>>563826669Oh this is a much more convenient way to read this than individual Deviantart pages
>>563813051Hooman!
>>563825640I'm too ugly to be Kris.
THE FUCKING WAIT WHY IS THIS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG FUCK YOU AAAAAA
>>563828192It is absolutely positively perfectly normal for a low fidelity pixel art RPG to take up to 3 full US presidencies to make
UT/DR fans when they experience a mere 1/100th of the wait time some other fandoms have to put up with
>>563828252>threeActually there have only been two
don't worry ladshalf life 3 will be out any day now... just gotta... wait a little... eerrrrgggghhhh... *flatlines*
>>563828458is the game complete yet?
Trump should get Toby to make the game faster
>>563828316ur right actaully i should be happy that this fucking game feels like its never ever ever ever gonna come out ever, i should smile and eat my bugs and be tottally happy too that we havent gotten a fuckin newsletter in what feels like forever *fucking cries*
>>563828540It will probably be done before the end of Mayor Holiday's third term
what if Kris was brighter? lighter?
>>563828940>lifts the brim of my trousers to look at my deep ocean blue balls from waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 even though it's probably going to suck said balls anywaysDamn dude. I can't IMAGINE what you're going through. That must suck dawg.
>>563829123they're starting to remind me of a certain someone... i can't put my finger on it
>>563829123light lighter yet lighter
>>563828794>"And I said why is the wait so long? It's such a bad wait. And you know what he did? He laughed, that silly little laugh of his so I said to him, he is not welcome here, he is not welcome to America unless he makes his game faster I said it's a very good game, a very American game with very American characters that Susie fellow, I love Susie, very good. I want to see more of Susie! So he needs to get it done I said to him. And that that man Toby Fox you know he said "You're right I have to get it done thank you" and I said exactly."
Getting stabbed in the back when you're sitting at the dinner table can also be seen as a subversion of expectations
>>563823110Kris... thanks
deltarune took so long to make we're going to get another boards of canada album before chapter 5
Now if I fuck this lightner, and she just bleached her assholeAnd I get bleach on my T-ShirtImma feel like an asshole
>>563829193Just play any of the thousands of mods available instead of waiting for a game that will inevitably suck anyway
Gently petting Asgore's golden hair in bed as he rests his cheek on my chest with a strangely heavy heart from something I haven't been able to get out of my head all day, and as I finally work out what I'd like to say I quietly tell him in that I truly cherish every single part of him even though I often spend my free time ogling his incredibly sexy body, but I really don't want him to think that's the only reason since I love absolutely everything about him so much that it makes me feel guilty for not saying it out loud more often (he slowly turned his head to rest his chin on me as I finished my confession and meet my gaze with a warm smile that melted away all that burdened my heart, after which telling me that he always knew even if I never explicitly verbalized it as it was written in my eyes every time I looked at him, then he concluded by saying he loved the entirety of me as well before giving me a soft kiss and turning back over once more). Rolling up monster-sized towels to be put away with Asgore until a silly mood strikes him as he ties two edges over his shoulders to fashion a cape and strikes a heroic pose, in response to which I playfully swoon before helplessly falling onto our bed with the plea that "Flowerman" will come save me (he flew over just in time to save me from dangerous lack of smooches, although I must admit that the flowing cape looked strangely hot on him in a way that felt... right?). Acting admittedly childish as I pout into Asgore's tummy upon his insistence that the lawn needs to be mowed as the forecast calls for rain tomorrow even despite just getting home from work and only hugging me a little, but he meets me in the middle with an agreement that I can help out so we can be done sooner and cuddle afterwards to my heart's content (he even promised to join me in the shower once we finished so I could "help clean the grass off of him" [clean grass off, but also make out], he is quite excellent at negotiating with me specifically)
Toby doing time in El Salvador for treason
>stay up late>tired why did chara do this to me again?
>>563834316chara did that to me too. we were having a lot of gay sex though maybe that's why
good day undertale general, what's good?
>>563834316She distracted me by sucking my dick.
good morning i love them
>Deltarune took so long that (news headline)
Deltarune took so long that oh my god dude I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum I'm cumming fuck fuckc fuck fuck fuck fuck
It's Moon FaveWoa-oh-ohYou've got the power to be their friend
Development actually started in 2012 so Deltarune has already taken as long as Duke Nukem Forever.
>>563836887Lmaoooo
>>563836885No fucking way
>>563837216good boy, cum for mommy
>>563837634Fanon Toriel, is that you!?
>>563837864It didn't say Determination or Pie so it's an impostor
i love these drunk whores
fave discovered that using a vibrator on their penis feels a whole lot better through fabric for some reason
Heh Freak I'm gonna eat your chalk Freak
>>563813138
i love buckethead <3
>>563838784fave guesses the soft fabric layer adds to the stimulation, but fave isn't some kind of sex guru so fave doesn't know
Why doesn't Toby do what all other big devs do and just release a buggy and poorly translated game I want my chapter 5 stimmies and I want them NOW
hey guys!
>>563838784the oensi is scared and hiding
>>563838784The vibrations disperse through the fabric and also makes it a little less "sharp". I basically only do that.
>>563813174:p
Goat morning /utg/
pingas
NEO...
ralsei pulled out his 12 incher and yada yada im very exhausted now
something something ralsei penis boner bored thread hours yada yada
>>563846657Based.
>>563846746ralsei penis mentioned>>563846776thanka you <3
RAL PEBIS DETECTED
Raldong
>*halo 3 announcer voice*RALGINA
>>563847605https://files.catbox.moe/ngdohq.png
>>563824443he is [Maid] for loving
[[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
>>563848941It's 8am.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeILSPhyExw
>>563849042It's 20 past 5 PM idiot.go take your non-canon timezone to heck.
Actually it’s 10:22am
It's actually 13:99tm
Will there be a song titled 66PM or 66AM on the Deltarune soundtrack
It's PUSSY O CLOCK>*SCHLICKSCHLICKSCHLICKSCHLICKSCHLICK*
>>563849207>not living in coastal America I'm so sorry you have to live in Mississippi or Chicago or whatever.
>>563849475If it truly is then how come I'm stuck posting on here and not drowning on fave's pussy?
>>563849475WHERE!?
you lookin awfully tasteh city boiyou wan see how country faves have a good time DOWN SOUTH?
i am writiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
How come the dreemurrs get to have feet while the holidays got stuck with hooves? Both of them are based off of hooved animals. Also the dreemurrs walking barefoot everywhere is so icky to me. Put some shoes on goddammit.
>>563850058to give me pawjobs with?????duh
>>563850058Dreemurrs are chimeras and those usually have paws
>>563850058After ten years of development Deltarune has achieved the technology and art skill to render hooves.
Fave is visited by Twinkler the Twinkle Fairy who turns people into twinks.
Humanton....
>>563850102We were robbed of pawed holidays. Noelle with feet would be so cute andnI would kill for a footjob from her.
>>563850537but fave is already a twink
so i've been thinking
We are all Nazis and that’s okay
>>563850662>NO ONETH CANST DEFLECT THINE PUZZLERALDE SPLASHETH!
>>563850573those look like they are elon musk's sons.
We all live in a Nazi Twink Undertale Submarine.
>>563850573i like a tall robutt>>563850662the devil is obviously gaster
>>563850662I would shift Kris into Fool, Jevil into Devil, Turn Temperance into Sleeping Toriel, or Ramb, and replace The Moon with The Knight.
>>563851079i would shift your ass onto my dick and rape you
>>563850821very true.we love windmills here.
>>563851240for a second i thought you would shit on his dick.
>>563851240Not having Kris as the Fool and the Soul as The World are the most egregious offenders but I'm guessing you slapped it in the Sun spot because it literally lights up. The story starts with Kris and ends with Us, ultimately.
>>563850662
toby announces his new racing gameTarot Cars
>>563850058The Dreemurrs explicitly aren't goats
>>563850662How is Kris Temperance that kid is a fucking freak and in an absolute nightmare situation
>>563850058Barefoot furries in modern settings really annoy me because there’s no goddamn way you aren’t cutting your feet on broken glass and getting sore on asphalt and getting completely filthy. Toriel and asgore’s feet should realistically be like calloused and stained black. I’m also irritated by this in zootopia, everyone’s barefoot yet their feet are somehow completely clean? Given how cities are they probably have to have blood testing clinics open 24/7 because people are stepping on used drug syringes and rusty tetanus garbage all the time. Put some fucking shoes on bitch!!!
The Dreemurrs are BUILT for BIG HUMAN HUGS AND KISSES
>>563852305do you think dogs wear shoes
What if I held Fave ransom forONE MILLION DOLLARS
>>563852480They make shoes for dogs that live in cities because they do hurt their paws
>>563852542i woudli uh i forgor
Barefoot fave having to walk on hot ass concrete because we haven’t invested in practical things like shade technology
>>563852305I don't think they have drugs in Zootopia
>>563852719The movie is literally about them having drugs in zootpia
>>563852719That one porn comic sure featured a lot of drug use.
if i roll a zero on this post ralsei will teleport his naked ass onto my medium sized deck
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
So who's the knight
>>563853182Carl from the next town over
>>563853182ralsei
>my city hockeyteam will in 2 weeks time take the swedish hockey gold I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>563853182Dess's Nobody
The most beautiful woman is reading this right now, I just know it
>>563853225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zea1PPg6uMc
>>563850573CunnyGOD Mettaton here.
>>563853428I’m kinda mid
>>563850058The Dreemur's aren't goats. They're only slightly goat themed as a nod to the satanic imagery used by JRPG's for bosses.
>>563853428*flutters eyelashes*
>>563853428>>563853517ALL WOMAN ARE QUEEN
Fish I wish
>>563853428I know it's not me so I wanna see her
>>563853613very odd styled fish indeed.kind of reminds me of bratz.
>>563852803It's been a while since I've seen it, but I thought the rabies meth was more like poison than a recreational drug
IF SHE BREATHESSHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>563853428That's sweet of you anon, thank you. I'll strum a tune in your honor.
Has anyone here made Faves in Tomodachi Life 3 yet?
>>563850573I love this artist, wish robot frisk was a bit cuter and nore unique but this is a fun au idea....wonder what robot frisk would be like
>>563854230SPAMCOCKWHERE CAN I SUCK THAT?
>>563853289I genuinely really enjoy Austin Powers 3 and think it’s better than 2
>>563854492Tenna, not now...
Ooops! You have to put the Fave in your computer.
>Chapter 2 releaseok now this is EPIC
>>563855856*ahem*>>563815825
>>563855940Korb
>>563850573Not even a botfag but that's quite a good gijinka, I like itRoboFrisk is really cute, too
>>563856234B-but.. I don’t have a crt… or cardboard.,,
Great time to remind everyone that mettaton isn’t gay and he’s just flamboyant okay now that we got that out of the way, what are your top 3 favourite video games and how would fave react to you playing them?
Should I invest in favecoin now?What're the market predictions?
Fave's conversation partner is out of arguments and has to point attention to how he perceives your emotional states
>>563853769I think that's really just the perspective being somewhat high-angle and making things seem, well, wider, for lack of a better descriptorNow I can't stop thinking about that one DB Vegeta image. Fuck you
>>563858297NTA but nahh I do think the artist gave her a bit of forehead, not that it's a bad thing tho
name one (1) reason you dislike one namefag/pillar CHALLENGE MODE: do not talk like a vagueboy
>>563858637I dislike anonfag making baitposts like this one.
>>563858856i was merely posting without an image, on purposei was merely making a post with a specific pointthe point being that i wanted vagueboy mcgee to actually communicate why he is raging so hard at me in specifici guess it didn't work, bleh
>>563857925I can't ever see Mettaton as not gay and it's all because of the fandom, I have tried to correct this but have been unable to
>>563859486yeah, mettaton is supposed to be a tacky tranny david-bowie type creature.
>>563857925it was cruel of toby to give mettaton two nubile groupies and not let him fuck either of them
Someone got nuked.
>>563859718>HEE HEE!
>>563859237Oh I thought you were someone trying to start something. Someone's been permanently mad in the thread for a while now and seems to be directing it at everyone. If anything I thought your post was to specifically get people talking about pillars so they could loudly complain that the thread wasn't talking about the game again.
>>563859773https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/tnum/563813051/deleted/deleted/
>>563859773i suspect a publication of dick is the culprit.it's /utg/, you never know.
>>563860161>ban evading
>>563860067Lmao >>563854230 got deleted so hard they deleted each of the replies to it. I was the >angy post.
Imagine if you got jacked off by fave
>>563860067>no appreciation for hindi-flowey.ghanesha frowns.
I want Carol to put a leash on my chastity cage and lead me around like a pet.
>>563860329All music and faves are Eastern. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_10ldE8pRoU
>>563860515Dess would be the better option for this fantasy because she isn’t old and ugly
>>563860517i have to check what i had written on the flowey pic.yes, its actual writing.i deploy the ass.
>>563860668She already did that with Kris, too.
>>563860668If I get to be Asriel and have my tomboy childhood friend control my orgasms and dominate me, then fine.
Visual art is so fucking difficult. This is impossible. How do I give her a snout oh my god
>>563860739The goat
>>563860925I like his side profile in the top and the digitigrade paws :3
>>563860916She will be forced to look like that one artist who draws dess with the flat face in permanent 3/4ths view or like that one meme artist furry image about drawing with realistic snouts and eyes and such that has been making the rounds.
>>563861049
>>563861238I haven't paid for it yet just the demo and unfortunately I don't think i can commit to the full game. There's apparently a website called Tomodachi share that's supposed to help people but there's too much traffic demand so it's permanently down. I've seen peoples screenshots on Twitter and they make Susie and Noelle look fucking immaculate, these people are design gods
>>563861306A complicated Ralsei.
I want to be dominated by ralsei and I want him to stroke my penis and whisper sweet things into my ears
We're not getting a spring newsletter are we
>>563861663Retaliation for the rest of us not doing a better job of holding the bad spics accountable
>>563861306Goddamn I love this design
>>563860517ass deploying complete: i don't think i can actually post what it said, not because i didn't find out, but it's no-no material for here.sometimes my commitment to shitpost scares me.
>>563861663What's he going to talk about, the Japanese localization progress again? No, I don't think we're getting anything until the chapter releases. I imagine Toby has been given advice by friends and industry connections to just lay low for a bit.
>>563861663We'll probably get one because Toby needs to shill the Squeenix albums
Who the fuck cares about a newsletter do something else with your time the game will come out when its done
I want Carol to treat me like a dog and only let me cum my humping her leg.
>>563862121there's a newsletter?!
>>563861976Didn't those already come out
>>563862217*jerks you off
>>563862440I was looking for sweet, sweet deltarune release but instead i get sweet, sweet release.aw man.
>>563862358There's limited edition tie-in merch to shill
>>563862121I'd be doing that if there wasn't a release date givenBut there was so now I can't wait anymore I need the spring newsletter now
>>563862121if we were capable of thinking this we wouldn't still be here
>according to my calculations...
>>563850573What a goddamn queen
azzy's sweet sweet pp
>>563864139Which of course stands for Purification Points
>>563813470He'll fully stop game making and just do music for Nintendo games and maybe help Temmie with her unfinished game idea.
do you think burgerpants jacks off to the thought of mettaton fucking him or himself fucking mettaton more. this is important
>>563864352First the former, then the latter. He suffers but overcomes.
I was gonna make another post mad about the wait but I suddenly realized, what am I gonna a do AFTER the wait? When chapter 7 comes out I will no longer have anything to wait for. What posts would I even make. Who am I without The Wait?
>>563814151Every drop of blood was deserved.
>>563864650we're going to feel empty on the inside when the wait is over.you know this is true.
>>563853182Me
>>563864650Just turn into dust bro
>>563864785Maybe you will. Me? I'm going to immediately jump ship to the next current thing.
>>563814151>my husband is the queen of spadesqueen of spades tattoo when?
Really cool full-body Titan art
>>563864936>replying to yesterday's bait Slow thread is really hard on you isn't it? Get some sleep and there will be fresh bait tomorrow.
>>563865179>doomshit defending an old threadshitternot surprised
>>563864785Has anyone none a motif swap au where the only difference is Noelle is the devil one and Kris is the angle one?
>>563864650Chapter 7 credits ends with"The adventure continues in Chapter 8"Just for you anon. Toby in his kindness gives one last never ending Wait.
>>563865237No I was one of the many people who thought kingfag was annoying. Seeing kingfag posts and kraut talking about how he totally dunked on tangy years after they have posted here is beyond obnoxious. I have already made the joke that it's like the sad people that relive their that one football game they won in high school because it's the moment they peaked as a human being. At least give me fresh drama over newfags that are currently posting here.
>>563860067the fuck, why were my stupid ~~~~ posts deleted? even the boat lobster one? kek
>>563864650Finally one of you goddamned useless waitfags figures it out. Anticipation is half the fun, and as soon as anything comes out there will be more waiting. Enjoy your life. God fucking damn. I hate you people.
Kraut raped tangy to death, his one good deed
What do you people expect a new newsletter to say, which we haven't already been told?
>>563864785I won't I'll be happy
>>563865605I've died years ago. I need the wait to end so I can finally pass on.
>>563865715A release date would be nice
>>563865715Toby Fox has volunteered for an experimental surgery to remove his ability of speak or comprehend English.
>>563865708why would i rape such a thing?it seemed pretty fucked before i even met it.
>>563865715"CHAPTER 5 DROPS NEXT TUESDAY "
>>563859486hes my fave and even i can barely see him with a woman. His whole shtick is this almost completely sexless pg rated self obsession, makes shipping him hard in general.
>Dess boss fight starts>Battle song is literally just a rip of Welcome to the Black Parade
>>563866030Kraut I was there you were completely and utterly mindbroken by the existence of that woman. Any woman gets that reaction out of you, every time.
>>563865715what chapter 5 is actually about
I don’t care, kingfag was a net negative to /utg/, why would any stick up for that?
>>563866476Nobody is I'm laughing at people who thought they walked away from that situation as a winner.
Kris marries Noelle in chapter 5
>>563866241okay?you are free to hold that opinion, BUT:this creature was insane.and unlike berdlyfag, i don't use the invalid to make them "available" to me, but instead i want them to fuck right off.it is not my problem nor my concern that every "wo"man is clinically insane here.i still don't think it was a woman, not every retarded person is. just a lot of them are.
>>563865715I just want to get to the next stage of the ARG
does kraut prefer charlie or pim?
>>563866813Gnarly and Grim more likely
>>563866813i like alan more.he just wants his cheese.very relateable.
>>563866658I can't imagine why you would want to look back on those times with nostalgia, just look at this shit and remember that it was in every single thread and you were absolutely wallowing in it. There's just so many insane pages of this I wouldn't want to be associated with any of them if it was me. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/tangy/page/17/
>>563865521You do this every day with Tasqueblimp.
>Kraut is a TADC and Smiling Friends aficionado
>>563867115you looked back on it with something, why else piss yourself at this volume with such verbose vocabulary?don't mourn this one's death.it was already dead.
>>563867134Not even close, this would be like if I talked about tasquetoilet two or three years from now when we're dealing with tasquefag #4-5 When was the last time you saw me make a post about the original tasquefag?
>>563867254Not Kraut, but those things are both popular and have substantial fandom overlap with UTDR because UTDR is /co/-adjacent, so it's not really notable for anyone in /utg/ to also be a fan of those shows
>>563867280I'm thinking about it because it reminds me about that time you thought you were going to be completely homeless and fucked before you moved in with mom and started caring for her. For that brief moment I hoped you were going to go through some kind of character building arc and change your ways or whatever. You disappoint me with how you act kraut, wasting all that potential to be a better person deep inside you. That's why I'm getting verbose, not because I cared about some obsessive spaz you made fun of.
I ate chocolate ice cream today
Play Deltarune Yellow it's based
Play Undertale Purple it’s based
>>563867757Did you share some with Ceroba?
>tfw chapter 5 soon and attentionfags and the retards who give them attention will be swamped by game discussion
Navi but Green
>>563867932It's boring. Deltarune without what makes it good.
>>563867757>favela>undertale yellowfag I’m going to hurl
>>563867757what country is this
>>563868110I have been told this since chapter 2 and it still never happened.
>>563867754okay, looks like you're getting a little heated.time to put you on mute for today.
>doomershart immediately crying because 99% of the shitpost crew fucking died after chapter 3-4hella sour grapes already
>>563868305>>563868306A quick Google of the water bottle label reveals it's Italy
>>563868354Do whatever you want, you now know what I think about you personally when I see you post about tangy wangy and the voreposters that tormented her so. Thread is dead anyways so it's not like you have anything else to do here.
Temturd?Flushed.
>>563868328i was asking around for you when 3+4 dropped and you weren’t here
>>563868679Some say if you have a big enough nose you can still catch a whiff of his stank on the wind.
>>563868702I don't even know who you are. Are you the one they call the dumb doeposter? Your reputation precedes you.
All doeposters are dumb
>>563864352he pretends to like the latter as a power play but he really just wants the former
>>563868679Good riddance
very telly in my belly
>>563868702i specifically waited for doomer to complete the game before i posted about the game.this is how he treats people.he'll warm up five year old drama to give himself this feeling of moral superiority.really weird if you ask me.
>>563869076>i specifically waited for doomer to complete the game before i posted about the game.gayyyyy
>>563868301But what makes it good
>>563868902I think anyone who posts Noelle gets called dumb doeposter by the guy who calls people dumb doeposter.I don’t have a self proclaimed identity but sometimes i get called out for iphone file names i guess.
>>563869076Oh, so that's why you still haven't posted about the game to this very day?
The boy has learned mitosis
*wacky trashing a room gif* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHG I NEED CHAPTEEEEEEERRRR FIIIIIVVVVVVEEEE NOOOOOWWWWW AHGDADJFKFKSHDJDKS KILL MEEEEEEEEEE
*scuttles henceforth*
>>563869142i like hitler, but that doesn't mean, i spoil games.i have a sense of decency.
>>563869312GOATOSIS
>>563869142I would have blitzed past the minigames and missed sword route entirely until it was spoiled in thread if he didn't tell me to S rank. Then I would have had to suffer the minigames a second time, I'm thankful for what he did. He's the one warming up orange peels in a microwave however.
>>563869365>>563869396now kiss
find me one dumb doeposter post where the doe was actually dumb
>>563869278I think I know why I may have screened some calls coming from the doephone.
What if Fave ate salami
>>563869390There's no escape
kill me now
Fave just discovered their scanning program can play custom MIDIs and other audio files (like the Deltarune OST) during scanning god older software is so cool death to vibecode and enshittification
KILL HIM, NOW!
>>563869191We know the average yellowfag hates the games.
>>563869572>Ralsei is given one of those really chewy salamis>His dialogue is muffled for most of the chapter
>>563869798Yellow faggot doesn't like yellow?
>>563869747Get healed, bozo
I heard so many conflicting reports from undertale yellow that i decided against ever playing it.everyone seems to hate the endings.
>>563870195The Genocide ending is really cool
>>563870048*cartoon splat noises*
>>563870361but for that, i would need to exhaust all endings.i would need to play normal (because i don't know the true mechanics of the pacifist run), if the game was competently made, it would then give me a post-game hint like flowey did in UT, for me to return to make it the SUPER GOOD ENDING to then go back and MCFUCKING KILL EVERYONE.that is a lot of time that i would prefer to alot to jerking off and completing my cringe projects.
>>563870195Bro you don’t do anything all day, just go play it. You can always catch up on /utg/ later
>>563870671>you don't do anythingdo you have any idea how hard stenography is?do you know that i work?you might be able to imagine that i have limited time that i would prefer spending, not wasting.neither did i.
Rouxls should just play the home field more
>>563870912Ok guy who spends most of his free time posting on 4chan and only got a job a couple months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtaNg25Lsnw
>>563871001how the fuck do you make straight softcore and still make it look like yaoi?i'll keep this, keep the fucking rest and send it to zimbabwe.
>>563871001Silly doe
>>563870912Stenography isn't that hard, you just suck at typing fast. SpamtonGOD btw.
>>563871001Oh that's so hot
>>563871632>spoidi knew i was talking to a woman.passive-aggressive little shit.
Fave cuts penises off dead raccoons
>>563871778Based Krautshe affirming trans spoidsisters
>>563871001sauce? uncensored?
>>563872049Krisp
>>563872157nah, spoids are fucking retarded.they are definitely women.
>>563870036I meant they don't like Deltarune as they don't know what makes it good or not.
>>563872251
I love touching krautshe’s wobbly belly, spamtonKWEEN btw
>>563871001I like an anime kris but this is too much
I am espamton
>>563872462Spanish Rapping Spamton...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_15XnQEBQ
>>563872387
Unless you become a thread pillar then the Spamtonfag becomes reclassified as maleFlawless logic
>>563872226https://x.com/SuShieArtZ/status/2045188414983807278
>>563872352So what does make Deltarune good or not that Yellow doesn't have
>>563872545I bet kris didn't have all the elemental ninja suits in card jitsu the fucking LOSER
>>563872658an ending
>>563872545
>>563872595thanks
>>563872413All that beer is very feminizing for her
>>563872658>deltarune> has an endingsay it when the ending is actually there
>>563872451they look like a jujutsu kaisen lmao
>>563872701
What if Noelle just randomly blurted out ancient runes like ᛁᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚱᛁᚢᛖᚱ ᚺᛟᚷᛊᛗᛁᛚᛚ ᚦᛖᚱᛖ ᛒᛖ ᚨ ᛒᚨᚱᚱᛟᚹ ᚠᛁᛚᛚᛖᛞ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚷᛟᛚᛞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N16jvpSnCcIThis guy's channel gives me the vibe he might be using AI but I hope not because this rocks my socks off
>>563873025very delta very rune
>>563872965
Kris and Noelle reading scripture together
>>563873068good kush and alcohol
>>563873163>Kris pointing out words like "ass" and "whore" in the text, making Noelle giggle despite yelling at him to stop
>>563873313*her
>>563873025that's just english written in semi-coherent old-futhark with new-futhark style letters.but what the fuck is RIUER?
>>563873132
apule
Kris and Noelle have to enter long forgotten burial mounds and fight undead Norsemen to get the funni joke item with no purpose.
>>563873430
>>563872283>spoids are fucking retardedHis name is Spamton and he has acquired brain disabilities
>>563873534S-S-S-SSPANKTON ASS SPANKTON
>>563873501
>>563873793
Minecraft lore makes sense than this silly game.
>>563873890
>>563874076What is there not to understandKris Dreemurr is a huge piece of shit and everything is their fault and Susie is the purple one
>>563874186
>>563874269Minecraft manages to make 10 red hearts make sense, Deltarune cant even handle the one
SpamGOD? DESTROYED Gastard's prophecy.
>>563874358
do not go near spamton he has rage virus
>>563874454That's just because Deltarune isn't a multiplayer game so there can't be more than one red heart at a time
>>563874502
>>563874518If the new movies have taught me anything it's that the virus has next to no relevance to the plot and is sidelined in favor of some other stupid shit. I'll be alright
>>563864650Real waiters never stop waitposting
It's possible that mikefags will be even more crazy than spamtonfags and tennafagsoh my
>>563874834what new moviesthere is only 28 days later
ive never waitposted and i never will and that makes me better than all of you
>>563874793
>>563874909Mike the Darkner of the Microphone will be overwritten by the Shyra Dust Darkner which will mitigate the madnessUnless we get extensive flashbacks of course
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Fave is only 26 and getting a concerning amount of gray hair and is having a hard time coping with potential incoming twink death
>>563875062
>>563875176find a susie you're an old man now
>>563875176you're just turning into doomer.
>>563875176My hair started graying around the same time, it's nothing tragic. It wasn't long till I stopped noticing.
>>563875176stop eating like shit!!!!!!!!!
fave is *ass rapidly starts expanding*
>>563875284
>>563875321My hair is doing great and I was never a twink kraut.
>>563875474>>563875176you know you can always go on HRT
>>563875521Obese hairy FAGGOT
> wake up to angry DM from friend> they called me a zionist> the reason is because my discord username is VERY INTERESTING in wingdings and the capital Y looks like the star of david, my profile picture is gaster> they dont know what deltarune is> i try to explain> blocked> mfw
Kris has sexy butt dimples
>>563875176Are you a Slav, Baltic or a Finn by any chance?If yes, then that's just hereditary stress and depression taking its toll
>>563875629and grow moobs? bad idea
fat fave with massive moobs
>>563875629
>>563875663gasterphobia is an unacceptable
>>563875663No fucking way. Some people man. Pics?
>>563875653i was trying to say that for years and nobody was listening.
>>563875663KekProbably wasn't a good friend anyway
>>563875176Anime twinks have gray hair all the time
I can't wait to get old. Then I can look like a wizard and not think about anything arousing or internet related ever. I will simply do odd things at odd times.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>563875284This Kris looks like they eat the bare minimum of food required to stay alive.
>>563875774
>>563875663then everyone in the bus clapped
Fit fave with massive moobs
>>563875963They make it look good and have charisma and friends to back them up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0afDCmW3g
>>563876145
Fave was a level 20 Twink and then reclassed into a level 1 Sage
this waiting might be the one before the last
>>563876327
>>563876462>he doesn't know about the secret wait Oh boy I wish I was you.
>>563875829royal scien
>>563876606kek
>>563876301i need to put my tongue on those pecs
>>563876539
>>563876606>points to cross = light.>david star = stopyeah hecking nazierino.
When you know, we been hurt and down before, nigga
>>563876606zoomers are a lost cause
>>563876606I sometimes wonder what /utg/ people look like to other normal people outside of 4chan and after seeing this I no longer wonder.
col supremacy is nazism
fave dropped their poop plug in the toilet
>>563876738
>>563876606I refuse to believe this is real, the use of "nazi" is too much for me
>>563876606>>I try to explain —-> “royal scientist”Anon.
posting here is reason enough to be estranged from friends honestly. and yes i mean that about myself too
>>563875176Men shouldn't be twinks. Go lift weights.
>>563877054I would have just linked the windgings font page on wikipedia while condemning genocide or whatever. This was an easy save and he waffled it hard.
>>563876962
>>563877173Why? This place is better than 99% of the internet's social spaces
>>563876678>PicFucking lmaoalso me too, I would suck and lick on them like I'm a newborn and my life depends on being breastfed, they look like they'd be great for giving a nibble here and there maybe...
>>563877219
>>563877214It makes me think he told his friend to do this for a bit honestly
>>563877054>>563877214It was a dumb play but it couldn't be more obvious that anon is better off without this retarded """friend""". This image actually pisses me off a leetle
>>563877173Why would you befriend people who would do that
>>563877308
>>563877308perfect culo
toby it's a month from the last update, please update us
>>563877368Your bait sucks
>>563877302they would be absolutely heavenly to grab. i can almost feel them in my hands as i think about it
Chapters 5 delayed to 2028 for Spanish translations. Your reaction?
>>563877520>they're still testing, it they weren't the game would be out!
It's Fridaaaaayyyy, I love Papyrus, yahoooo
Sansgirls > Spoids > Tennoids > ???
>>563877521??? What? How is anything i said controversial? This friend is a zombie>>563877368Unfortunately the image of anon being confronted and only responding by muttering "royal scientist" under their breath while trying not to do a wing gaster face is funny
>>563877779It will loop back to sans again, trust.
>>563877779Spanstenna
how has literally no one ever posted on reddit that they met toby fox. I know hes in japan but you think someone would stumble across him at a bar or something
How come the girls get all the cool "-oid" nicknames meanwhile all we get is "moid". Come on Tobias, give us something to work with.
>>563878080i elect developerfag be renamed to devoid
>>563878045He’s probably a shut in
>>563878080The only name men need to go by is "King"
>>563877619I'm actually salivating a little just thinking about it, they would fill your hands so nicely and overflowThe perfect stress toys for when you need something to squeeze or suck on, nice and smooth, comforting to rest your head on, heavy enough to help ground you (I think one day I hornied a little too much, dreamed that I was fondling juicy TV pecs and then woke up cupping the side of my pillow)
how the fuck do you even befriend anyone these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4wbzot3YBk
>>563875074>the microphone Darkner has two minds/souls in one body (Mike the Darkner and Shyra the Dustner)>they fight for control>Mike has been suggested to parallel Michael, the angel>in other words, Mike might be a cherub
>>563878495Create AI-generated deepfakes of them and extort them.
>>563875768>>563876301yes to both
as a moid my favorite unit is the void ray
>>563878578I remember this one, it usually meant it was time to go watch Invader Zim or Fairly Odd Parents. Definitely a downgrade compared to Recess.
I hope the site is hacked again and all the archives are deleted so my past cringe is gone from the earth permanently
>>563878495That's what I'm wondering. It's difficult to connect with people (including nerds) in real life because I inevitably feel like I have to hide, ignore, or suppress a major part of myself to fit in with them. In the digital realm everyone either seems to be clearly fake, obnoxiously woke, or intolerably cruddy. This is the only place I feel comfortable being myself and like I could connect with others, but you can't really make real friends here
Woof!
>>563878495don't. real tvtastic people like us live and die alone
>>563879001Chuddy, not cruddy
Dess groomed Kris...
>>563879304hot
Tenna says he had a “twink phase” before he got married. A twink is a slender young homosexual male who enjoys being aggressively anally penetrated by an older, active, usually more muscular partner. This period seems to coincide with Tenna’s time as a game show host.
>>563879138Could Spamton handle all that?
>>563879620No he could not, that's why he left
>>563878495Go to convention and make small talk with someone while you're lining up for something.
>>563878353wow you're lucky, i've never had a sexy tv dream unfortunately. all of him would be good for grabbing, especially his cute juicy butt. in fact he'd just be so comfy to lay on completely, with his arms wrapped around you as you both drift off to sleep with your head resting on his chest. oh how sweet it would be...
>>563878495online. i'm more and more convinced there is practically no other way anymore unless maybe you're still in school or something. it's over nigga
>>563878495asking /utg/ this question is like asking a group of drug addicts for business advice
>>563878495Eliminate the desire for friendship from your body
>>563872658It's more than a furry dating sim and has actual lore about it. The intro sequence with Gaster mogs all of it.
>>563878578Weird to think all the rightwing Xitter grifters would call this woke now since there was an episode with a nonbinary character
>>563853840There’s nothing that implies there aren’t recreational drug abuse in a society that otherwise models our human issues very closely. Plus the meth flower lab had sheep named Walter and Jessie
>>563879138
The best time to make friends was on 2016 - 2019 Twitter before the site got really gay and not even the good kind of gay either
krissu
>>563880364*isn’tforgot to change wording after editing
>>563878045One time, I met Toby outside a grocery store. He said I looked gay and chucked a carton of milk at my head. Then he said in a sinister tone "no one will believe you" as he entered his Toyota Camry and drove away.
I need that fat rabbit
>>563880559I think this and say this
>>563880557This is fake everyone knows he drives an 1987 Toyota Tercel.
I dont like any of you that much individually but communally you all add up together to one good friend. one ok friend.
>>563878045Do you think he's ever been yelled at by a Japanese nationalist to go home because he's a filthy white piggu
>>563880821it's like we're some kind of amalgamation of a FRIEND...
snowdin slime monster NPC’s problem is that he’s outwardly kind and likeable and monsters want to be his friend but he’s schizoid and just want to be left alone but he cant say no to people, so he leads them on because he hates himself for not being able to reciprocate their feelings, and how could he just tell someone he doesn’t want to be their friend? it would hurt them so much because they would think it’s their fault. he can’t just tell random monsters he has a personality disorder like that. he’s in too deep. he has to keep pretending.
the /utg/ meetup is gonna be lit
>>563880956You need friends or you'll go crazier even though it sucks so just keep being friendly with people it'll only do you good. You don't have to be best friends but try and fight against the urge to be left alone as much as possible
>>563880862How bad is the experience as a white man living in japan? I know it's real tough if you're black but they don't really like shouting at strangers as much as americans do, right?
>>563880559If I had a nickle every time deltarune had a purple anthro woman with a fat ass I'd have 2 or 3 nickles depending on how big Susie's ass is because it's hard to tell.
Kris will be the normal final boss you fight.Dess will be the secret and true final boss.
You guys ever notice that "Light World" is almost a spoonerism of "White Lord"? What is Toby Fox trying to tell us with this?
>>563880862No because that's just a video that /pol/tards like because they think Japan is le heckin based ethnostateAlso there's no conclusive evidence Toby moved to Japan, that's just something everyone assumes because of his Japanese game dev obsession
>>563881114having someone else perceive his gelatinous body and mind feels violating
>>563813174*rips my shirt off dramatically*TEENNNAAAAA!!!!!
>>563881120Toby fox actually experiences no xenophobia because he walks around with his eyes taped back and passes flawlessly as a small japanese girl. To avoid fans of course.
>>563881120My brother was fine as an international student running around with a group with German and Japanese students he befriended and wasn't in Tokyo either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcy4hLvzgI
>>563881337Good work, glad to see it finished up
>>563881337Hooooooooooooghhh my goodnessThis deserves to be in a calendar
>>563881337Sexo
>>563881409This has nothing to do with my question. You just wanted to make this about yourself somehow
>>563881337extremely relevant to the hornyposting that just occurred
>>563881283I deal with that too so I don't have perfect advice but I know being alone really only makes it worse, and feel that much more brutual when it happens. exposure is good. it's not a good or possible thing to control how people see you. it seems like maybe you aren't "not interested" in friends as much as very afraid of being hurt or deeply ashamed of your inner self
>>563877368tf you mean "a leetle" bro. do you mean little? what in the world is a "leetle"
>>563878495I am banned from the concept of friendship until I figure out why I don't recognize red flags until the other person is actively using them to strangle me
>>563882046he is spelling the word phonetically to add flavour to his post dawg (i humorously mispelled dog)
>>563881834He lived in Japan for several months recently and didn't experience racism as a Japanese speaking American while traveling in the free time he had. He was able to buy stuff from stores and eat at restaurants easily. He even bought me a Daruma doll and a Nujabes record which was very cool of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcoJpqCha4
>>563880304But I like the hmofa
I'm reading through a decade's worth of /utg/ fic requests thinking I'd put them on AO3 and most of these have nice prose and dialogue and details but no plot, nothing to keep you reading, no twists or events that are not already part of the request. What was I even doing with these
>>563882046https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XmAmZOaIzyM
In /utg/, we're all friends, but have none of the benefits.
>>563882124I already knew that when you said you liked Deltarune Yellow.
>>563882069anyone who consistently attracts people with a lot of red flags usually have an equal amount of them they are equally blind to
>>563882108Exceptionally relevant to my interests thank you for posting it
>>563882268you guys suck.also i am very gay
>>563882562Everyone in this thread is bisexual. UTDR is designed for annoying bisexuals and sex-repulsed fujoshi.
>>563882562This general is full of horny gay/bi moidsluts that would love to fuck.
>>563882727I'm a bisexual sex-loving fujoshi though
>>563881686>>563881757>>563881794Thanks everyone>>563881842I know, the stars aligned and allowed me to finish this drawing at the most optimal time and for that I am glad
>>563882562We know kraut
>>563882727I’m female and bisexual!
>>563882896I included men and women under "annoying bisexuals".
>>563881917Thanks for the advice, anon. Figuring yourself out is hard as an adult. I spent all my time as a kid expecting I would become normal when I got older and that didn’t pan out lol
It is implied that every anon in this general is Jewish and bisexual.
>>563883103I’m orthodox bisexual thank you very much
>>563882109boner
I don't want to wait anymore.
My god is the sun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU
>>563883547boner
>>563882490or they're autistic, autistic people are magnets for people with Cluster B personalities
>>563883935autism comes with its own set of red flags
>>563883935Fave dreads being the overlap of tism and Cluster B
>>563883935or they were abused and they unconciously gravitate to similar personalities
you're deltaruined
In my head i imagine gaster as patchy the pirate from spongebob with various soul related merch in his room watching our adventure
Cardi B personalities
fave wonders what it means when they seem to attract cluster A type people who are cold and distant and inevitably find it harder and harder to take how close and high energy fave wants to get when finally comfortable with a person
>>563884718I'm more of a brat.
>>563884704This was Gaster watching me walk around TV World for 50 minutes trying to find the secret boss after getting the Shadow Mantle
doomer not posting the same images over and over again challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>56388497150 MINUTES!?!?!?!?!?
WELL DONE.THE FLAKES HAVE BEEN POURED.BUT IT IS STILL WAITING.HOW MUCH LONGER NOW?MY DELTASPOON
Jewish Deltarune
>>563885140I was exaggerating... Probably.
>>563885008
>>563885271boner
fave is listening to sad music and getting a little teary eyed imagining themselves cuddling with someone and resting on them on a warm summer evening
they just had a fight
visiting this thread makes me want to throw tomatos at my screen if I had any
WOOO YEAHH!! DON'T STOP MOVING, TENNY!!!https://files.catbox.moe/klzw7t.mp4
I'm in a discord made by a girl I know from hs & college + a bunch of her friends. Today she was talking about how hard it's going to be to not have sex after her breakup because she's apparently not into casual sex. And she was like, Can you imagine no sex for three years? Three whole years?
Visiting this thread makes me want to feed all the fat men tomatoes so they can lose weight but keep all the fat women the same
>>563885571I haven't had sex since my breakup 5 years ago. It was easy until about 6 months ago.
Sex sucks, cuddling rules
>>563885623All the women here are thin and all the men are fat
>>563885571I'm living that exact scenario it stinks
sex sux
I don’t WANT sex, I WANT CHAPTER 5!!!
>>563885571I can't imagine hanging out in some girl's discord or not having sex actually. Your life is weird bro.
NaviBut Green
>>56388557120+ years no sex, EASY mogThese normies ain't SHIT
>>563885840TOO BAD YOU'RE GETTING SEX NOW
>>563885932boner
The only way I'm going to have sex is if I make a life-changing piece of fiction like Toby Fox. Fuck personality, I need money.
>>563886081Dark path
>>563885950you are the tennafags strongest soldier
>>563885932Her discord is actually pretty good there's a lot of funny people and I think im pretty funny tooIt's not a simpcord thing if that's what the post came off as
If I were Sans, I'd be having sex all the time.
>>563886157Dark wizard shadow gang type post
what if tenna was only in black men?
>>563885403>marriage in three daysbattat is pregnant
>>563886304well get him out
>>563886182I think it was the Royal Scientist from earlier that had lowered my expectations.
>>563886304With the size of his ass, I'd think it's the other way around
>>563886175I think another Tennayume beats me actually, if I remember correctly she said a few months ago that she reached withchoodI aspire to be like her, solid role model, she's the strongest out of us all
>>563886383boner
Every time I read "boner" I think about that one Jack Black soundbyte from Tenacious D or wherever it was from
>>563886374CUTE
>>563886553All the best bands have lore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0WSa3VDiX0
>>563887000boner
>>563881271
It's too based and Knightpilled...
>>563813174normal dragon susie doodle https://files.catbox.moe/suqkf7.png
>>563887421cute!
>>563887421I used to wonder what friendship could be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjso2HmQqo
>>563885571I know most people on this site love to idolize the idea of sex but it has always been such a non-factor in my life that it always wigs me out when I hear stuff like this.
>>563887650i wish i could be like you. it sucks to crave something you can’t have
>>563887650>t. Sex haver
>>563887740NTA but I'm scared that when I get to have sex it won't feel nearly as good as I hoped and I would have to fake having an orgasm
>>563813174lazy redraw of an old drawing i did to warm uphttps://files.catbox.moe/9tqm4k.png
>>563887650I want to have sex but only with cute hooman girls so you wouldn't get it.
>>563887740real. usually its easy to zone it out, but can be torturous when you cant
>>563887647boner
>>563887650Sex is like a chore to me, I'd rather fold laundry
>>563887647solid drawing. reminds me of that FAITH game.>>563887650same, I don't get how having sex with a woman suddenly makes you better than other people. it's something I feel like only people on the internet care about, out of pure jealousy.>>563887957how is he a sex haver if it's a non factor in his life?
>>563887740Not him but I got over not having sex after some introspection, reading a fuckton of experiences regarding sex and realising that it's not this super awesome magical thing that society makes it out to beThat is, the general consensus is that it's not worth it unless you have a romantic partner you truly loveAs for me, I don't feel attraction nor romantic feelings towards others, so I have absolutely no reason to seek it out
Everywhere I go, there I am.
>>563888489>I don't feel attraction nor romantic feelings towards othersthen you don’t get it, our experiences are fundamentally different
Fave finally watched A Fox in Space and really loved both episodes
Women have sex, moids do not, you don't deserve it filthy moids
I don't even want to those grapes. They are sour anyway said the fox.
>>563888376>it's something I feel like only people on the internet care aboutThat's the feeling I get too, you can imagine how much my eyes glaze over whenever I browse your typical chain of anons bitching and moaning about no one wanting to sleep with them or whatever lame shit. Especially when they project their sexual hang-ups onto fiction. Seeing people act like its essential has always been alien to me. I'm thankful that I have a life where I don't deal with people who act like that or bother me about it IRL- but I suppose it's a trashy thing anyhow.
>>563888163that is delicious nice work
>>563888873Deltachud fans want to talk about waiting a long time meanwhile A Fox in Space fans get one episode every quarter century.
>>563888163SHLURP SHLURP SHLURP thank you for this, also if you are who I think you are then I thought you had left the general ages ago
>>563888489>As for me, I don't feel attraction nor romantic feelings towards othersSameIf anything, I would like to experience true love more than to have sex
>>563888489based me too fiction is all i need
cartoons>sex
>>563889407>>563889407>>563889407Hop on
Your own hands>irl pussy/dick
>>563888489>>563889235My people
