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>>563889458Your own hands give you a death grip TH*UGH.
deltarune is dead
Tenna's belt is dead
Gooning to unrealistic fantasies >>> icky real human beings that smell and have feelings
The average /utg/ anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVqC5ny71M
it's the weekend!
Fave>>>>3DPD
toby should make this as a reveal for kris being a woman or for susie being a human in a scaliesuit
>>563889407Hooman!
>>563890249boner
>>563890206This person is trans, I'm certain of it
>>563890373Samus was better as a man
tenna sex but irl
>>563890206this person can afford to order food erreyday?couldn't be me
>>563890605why
>>563890373This but it's Tenna progressively losing his clothes the better the ending
>>563890605no no it's Samus should have been a robot
>>563890605faggot
>>563890656Because she could have been a robot instead
can toby make gaster edgy but not in a cringe way?
>>563890373She looks like she fucks little boys
Toby should make a game.
>>563890605Samus was never a man.
>>563890894you're trying too hard
>>563890875Source? This is some nice pixel art.
I like the idea of Gaster being some dorky nerd.
>>563891041https://x.com/sharfabean/status/2045192901643120873
fave had a great day of practicing their music
>>563890903He will never make a game
The asexual population in utg is bigger than I thought
>>563891019I AM hard
>>563891104that's a fetish not a personality
>>563891151Thank you!
>>563890462Why can't that be me under Chara's hand?
>>563890206>F
>>563891289no that'd be me wanting to fuck Gaster if he had big naturals
>>563890206it's not my fault tho
fuuuuuuuck I just want to eat shitty snack food and die.said kris
>>563891412Because I can't be the one above Frisk.
>>563890206Every day, the universe reminds me of how great of a thing it is to not drink the poison sold to the masses in the supermarkets
>>563891703Little fucker better enjoy fast metabolism while it lasts
>>563891703It's 2026, Kris. Just open up GrubHub and order all the food you want.
>>563892073Alphys ordering the same meal from Q.C.s on DoorDash every night and never once making eye contact with the employees when she goes to pick it up
>>563891279Dess, please stop trying to show Kris your neovagina
i love them
My life is perfectly fineEXCEPT I HAVE NO CHAPTER 5 AAAAAAAAAA
I love fish
>>563892232What about her EX vagina?
>>563891849lol this poster is incapable of moderation
>>563892238This image makes me wanna brush Kris' hair
So is Kris Toby Fox's self-insert?
>>563891847Guess life is a cruel mistress to more than one. Hope that you get to feel the breath of your human while await to have my mind devoured in a demon's jaw.>>563892232NEO?
>>563892434beautiful hair
>>563892495no it's noelle
>>563892495Kris>Twink>Gets teenage and adult women wet>14 years oldToby Fox>Twink>Gets teenage and adult women wet>14 years oldBros....
im scared of the deltarune chapter 5 release because those same spics who were whining about the Undertale translation are going to come back and ruin the hype.
>>563892864And this is why I only go to social networks to grab fanart
doom n such
>>563893251boner
I'm Black Sans.
>>563892850>Kris>>adult women wet
>>563892850This poster doesn't know what women are into at all. I would bet over 90% of Kris and Toby lusters are men.
>>563893678I'm a men and think that coming here for real or fictional humans is a waste of time when there's all those hot furry characters just sitting right there.
Alright smart guy, what are women into then??? *Hides desperation in voice*
>>563893378if you're black sans, then why are you white?
All alone on a Friday night? God you're pathetic.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/w4DCAqmu3O0
>>563894049Obese spamton and tennas
>>563894049how many times must i tap the sign?
https://soundcloud.com/gyftmas/01-counterfunk> HI!!!> My name is CHARAN RISHMEO but hehe.> That's a secret for only you.> Because?> Everybody calls me ASAYZLL!> Mhm mhm! Say it with me!> ASAYZLL!> You see.> When trouble is brewing, time and time again…> People tell me fate is inflexible.> That I cannot ride my own waters against the waves…> If that makes sense?> But, I would disagree.
>>563893871we call them fuzzy critters for a reason, don't we ?
>>563894458I cringed lightly at this post.
How did foids sutvive before ch3 came out? Ch2 even? Did women even play Tobysoft games before then?
>>563894594spamton and king
>>563894594They were spoids during chapter 2 and sans fangirls before that we've been over this. Go far enough back and you find the original yaoi enjoyer, picrel. They're actually pretty tame these days too, the negative stereotypes used to be worse.
>>563894594I played the first chapter in middle school the day it came out
>Too short to be Tenna>Too tall to be Spamton>Too ugly to be Kris>Too weak to be Sans>Too manly to be Ralsei>Too cis to be Mettaton>Too dumb to be Gaster>Too skinny to be Spade KingThere's nothing for me in this world.
>>563894594How do we tell him 70% of the undertale-deltarune fanbase is women?
>>563894594I sutvived by spamfton love
i had a crush on toby in 2015
kris is a cringe puppygirl
I want fave to try the round1 arcade tonkatsu ramen for me to test if it's safe for human consumption
>>563895103You're not a woman doomdoom
>>563895216don't confuse me with him
>>563895115If that is the case than why did you post a based good boy?
Krissex. I will make that body mine.
>>563895025time to start bulkin and liftin
What's the point in playing games if none of them have Kris in them
>>563895376Go jack with us bastard
>>563894163children joining random jackbox games and leaving...........................
>>563895216I just said that humanfagging is a waste of time and resources that could be spent being a furry degenerate instead.
>>563890206Damn that's crazy but I just downed a liter of beer and two cocktails and I feel like I'm at the top of the world as long as youtube keeps buffering my favorite music
Fave just realized that not only are those pepperoncini peppers that come with papa john's pizzas readily available for purchase at the supermarket, but they are very low calorie as a snack. And let fave tell you, fave is snacking right now
>>563894952Posts that remind you how long the game has been in development.
>>563896038You know you can get all the other pizza ingredients at the store too. Almost like they sell food or something.
>>563896038fave should be wary of acidic peppery sisyshits as a fellow pickled pepper addict
I child born when chapter 1 released would be able to post on 4chan by the time chapter 7 released. Think about that.
the wait.... sobs... oh the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT... SOBS
>>563894458https://soundcloud.com/gyftmas/02-press-start> Man, I could go for something…> <3 Half Full> - Half Empty> - Half Burger> - Quarter Burger>>563894532Meh, compared to the vast majority of soundcloud AUs this is a unique flavour of corny so I can give it a pass. Plus the music's good
>>563893678...ahem
>>563894952I was a freshman in College in Chapter 1 dropped. I don't like being reminded that people are younger than me and my time on this planet is finite.
>>563896339what? still here...? hand it over... that thing... your deltarune chapter 5...
>>563896274Your post reminded me when I was in college and one of my professors mentioned they began working when I was 2 years old
>>563896498Was you professor flirting with you?
toby is gasterbaiting
>>563896158Those peppers just always seemed exotic somehow, it never occurred to Fave that they'd be so easy to buy.
>>563896498That sounds like a young professor.
>>563896498That sounds like a nutty professor.
>>563896547No
>>563896274i've been posting on 4chan for longer than a few anons here have been alive
>>563896759You should have flirted with your professor, then. Was your professor hot?
>>563896391https://soundcloud.com/gyftmas/04-scapegoat(Asayzll Theme)---> UNDYNE UNDYNE!!!> WAKE UP AND HURRY!!!> OPEN THE DOOR. DANGIT!> * Uhh.> * Hey... Asayzll.> What’s with that look?> I just wanted to say sorry for crashing my car into your home and setting it on fire.> BUT!> That just means you GOTTA come with me.> * Uh... no it doesn't???
>>563896890I'm cringing harder now.It's not mild anymore.
>>563896828They were cute but I wouldn't say they were hot. Regardless I have spent so much time cooming to e621 art that I'm no longer attracted to real humans so there wouldn't have been any point
>>563896702remember when that giant hampster shot shit at police officers and raped someone good times good times
i hope they're at least having fun
And I would wait 500 years, I would wait 500 more. Just to be the man who waited 1000 years to play deltarune chapter 5.
>>563894594>All the men are attractive>Plenty of lesbians and gay men>Preaches pacifism >Made by a twinkThis is a woman's game, we're just playing it.
ooooooh im gasting itim gasting it so gooooooooooodoh yes
>>563896431It’s really weird to grow up with deltarune I don’t like it
men will never be able to truly understand deltarune or undertale
Makin' my way hometownPostin' fastFaves go pastAnd I'm Earthbound
Wait "response moderated" wasn't a joke the first time? KEK
>>563896890https://soundcloud.com/gyftmas/05-patient> ("Hotland City" A metropolis of humans and monsters.)> * What are we even doing...> * Humans must be pretty dumb if they look up to a punk like you.> (NPC1)> * Morning Queen Undyne!> * You, uh…> * Uh…> * Nice clothes???> (NPC2)> * I guess everyone’s been raving about that emblem lately.> * Haha! Thank god I don’t know what that is.> * Adults these days!> (NPC3)> * I-If we can’t go to the surface yet…> * When can we??? Tomorrow???> * What about NOW??? Do I get ready???>>563896974Thankfully then that's about the last thing he says.
>>563898030probably typing slurs, if you check twitch chat there's sharteens camping the stream again
dont touch my tenna daki fool
>>563898168Tenna daki going in the tenna dump.
i love dess i love dess i love dess i love dessdess dess dess dessi wanna smooch dess hooves
>>563898284>dumb doeposter is a footfag too
>>563898284>i wanna smooch dess hoovesBe careful what you wish for.
>>563894594Holy newfag
>>563898284but would dess love you
>>563898284>i wanna smooch dess hoovesDess has human feet though
>>563894185Both men AND women are into obese spamton and tennas, because they don't fit into being attractive to just one gender.
>>563894594
I think Deltarune would be improved with a serial killer murder mystery subplot
>>563898637does he know?
>>563897860Why do they gravitate so hard towards the most mentally ill characters too? There's like 10 different characters who'd all treat them good but they want the ones that'd abuse the shit out of them. Wanting to get with King, Spamton or Tenna is insane, you're just begging for a lower quality of life at that point.
>>563898620>Do not repostSorry anon, gonna have to report you to the ICE for this infraction.
>>563898535Do people just not read the games text.They are modified to be worn with hooves.
>>563898031https://soundcloud.com/gyftmas/08-butterscotch-soda> * Start prayin'!> * (Use Undyne's JUSTICE ARROW, to shoot extra bullets!)> ---> * WE WIN ~ !! <3> * Earned 12 GThe rest are all either covers of undertale songs or less than a minute long. This was also a prequel to an Undertale Halloween Hack (no relation to the undertale halloween hack which has No More Nuzzles in it) which has a finished soundtrack of 99 completely original tracks so hopefully this one shouldn't get canned 10 tracks in.
>>563889407new whiteboard it's a neeeeeew whiteboard https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25646067-7713-5501https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25646067-7713-5501https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25646067-7713-5501
>>563898807Those were Noelle's shoes found in a different part of the room.
>>563898730I assume it's mostly an "I can fix him" thing (which, to be fair, men are into the inverse as well)
>>563898730>>563898942This is why only men like me should like these characters, because I'd abuse Spamton, Tenna and Kingy Wingy back with my bullet patterns.
>>563898284me too man, me too.
>>563898729but dess isn’t fat enough to count as multiple murders
>>563898469i'd suck on those things
Can we play junktopia?
>>563898942Guys with the "I can save her" mentality get made fun of on a cultural level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc
>>563898730anons who joined in chapter 3-4 will never know about the hordes of batshit insane chara waifutards back in the day
Women want to fix himMen want to fix his recliner after his fat ass broke it againSubscrube for more epic Spamton life lessons
>>563898730Tenna is perfect just the way he is and better than any moid could ever hope to be, my life would improve with Tenna by my side
>>563899315boner
to my ex: fuCK youf*ck your cartoon hot dog husbandfuck his stupid sun-glassesand FUCK the ketchup kids
>>563898730i think there's a pretty damn big leap between king and tenna, king is like objectively way worse, they're not on the same level at all
I love you guys fr
>>563899881*spreads flaps*
>>563898284Kris...
>>563899957ERAM...
I fucked up in this game already
>>563899868Frisk the yaoi fangirl.
>>563898284You know what? Yeah. She's cool.
>>563899807They're both fucked up and would be really bad as a partner, just in far different ways. King would hit just you and Tenna would threaten to kill himself if he found out you talk to male coworkers everyday.
>>563898284You're just lonely and trying to attach to some semblance of compassion, even if it's a character you haven't even seen yet
>>563899807How is King worse?He's got a whole kingdom on lock and an ex wife and might ask his new wife to get him a cold beer from the fridge. Spamton is homeless and Tenna is very nearly homeless and about to bring everyone close to him down in an attempt to hold on to what he used to have just because he can't compete with the internet and cool new video games that aren't on a NES.
>>563900249king was going to drop his son off a roof
>>563900249Tenna is nice, King is weird
>>563900106same i fucked it up by hitting buttons and submitting by accident.
Wow it's Roulx Kaard, the game.
>>563900249boner
After King got hit with the Toby Fox ray, Queen is somehow still the most evil Deltarune antagonist besides like The Knight or smthn
hey tennagurls guess what, ur husband SUCKS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck youuu, ya bunch of dumpsta babies alright fuck youuuuu
>>563900416That was famously rewritten as being evil at all because Lancer is a rubber bouncy ball in addition to being a playing card. >>563900449All the Darkners are weird that's not even a valid point to make.
>>563900694Spamton I could see you writing this while pretending to sleep with my cock inside of you
>>563900416uhhhh but lancer is soft and resilient.
LMFAO
A couple witches
>>563900717boner
>>563900851fangamer the clock is ticking
There was a FAVE here.It’s gone now.
What games did you guys play so far? I was doing other stuff so I hope I didn't miss out on any favorites of mine.
Can we play talking points after this?
I like this junktopia game, you get to write short-form fanfic stuff
>>563901039now that i actually know what the game is i'd be open to playing it again
>>563900970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmm13Iu3DIM
>>563900970* (Well, there is a fave here.)* (He might be happy to see you.)* (What do you think?)
>>563901280boner
bonerguy needs a 30-day vacation
That's nice.
>>563901568well, I... um... congratulations.
>>563901579They way I see it every time they bonerpost they aren't making whatever their normal post is probably an improvement. Also it's funny to imagine Sans bonerposting.
>>563901568
>>563901568how old are you?
>>563901568you have vaginisimus
>>563901710boner
Amazing backstory, made me cry.
>>563901746Yes.
foids, amiright?
How would you even distinguish the smell of each holidays?
>>563901568Wow, congrats on being able to get it in, hope it was fun>nameI am disappointed you didn't put spoid in place of foid
*mogs spamton with my 3.1 inch penis and then fucks his belly button*
Speaking of boners, it's the weekend moidsluts. You know what to fucking do.
Fave missed out on Void Stranger becauss they werent interested in the GameBoy aesthetic
>>563901898>VoidVaginoid?
lol!
Foid Stranger
>>563901850carol>astringent mint soapnoelle >sugary peppermintrudy>cinnamon, clove, and musk
>>563902019Is this Homosuck
>>563902093That's nothing to brag about.
>>563902056what about dess
>>563902093boner
>>563902093lol bottom
>fave>third fave>how many inches can you fit in there?
I want to hug him and let all the worries of my days melt away into his embrace more than anything in the world, I itch for it like an addict even despite never having been giving an initial enslaving dose
>>563902093I don't believe you had sex, prove it.
I hate that Kris learned to be cool from Dess. I was hoping Azzy wasnt a total dork and left an impression on Kris, but so far they have nothing in common
>>563901880what’s the plan boss?
>>563902165Don't need much more than that, I'm aiming for the prostate not my rib cage.
>>563902320>so far they have nothing in commonThey both got raped by Dess.
I don't even know how big my dick is.
>>563902093why do you think youre any different from tasquefag sperging about his fetishes/himself
>>563902093AIDS
>>563902368boner
Fave always heard that after a certain size, bigger is worse because it's more painful. Fave is curious if this is true.
virgin princess spoid with clean pussy vs whore slut gotefag with STD bussy
gg my froggers
>>563900490>Let Krissy have their own separate room? No I dont want that!
>>563902560Width is a lot more noticeable in that regard than length.
>>563902289>Spamton>Flowey>THAT, MY FRIEND IS AN [Industry secret], THAT I WILL[hopefully never know].
>>563898730Why do good foids like bad guys...
>>563902320I think the situation with Azzy is that Kris just gave up on trying to be like him, seeing how many achievements he has. Meanwhile, Dess was perhaps less impressive in terms of accomplishments but more relatable, like "hey kid, I'm kind of a fuckup too, cheer up".
whys it hot when a moid bottoms
>>563902320Asriel let Kris have the good controller. Azzy always took the knock-off one. That's cool.
why are all the jackbox players but me funny, it's not fair. we need more jobbers so i can feel comfortable being cringe.
>>563902838they make cute faces when you hit their g spot
>>563902838theyre sex objects/it means you win
>>563902994you're funnier than me though
>>563903140'ey fuck you buddy
>>563903225not you!!!!!!!!
>>563903225You're not muh buddy, guy
Do men have rights in /utg/
>>563903305rights to shut the fuck up
>>563903305Lol!
>>563903305they have the right to receive daily pegging sessions if they behave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4xrLa-N_0You DARE rise against me?!*descends into /utg/ Magneto style*The Lightner era is OVERDarkner era has COME*materializes burger king crown**starts my idle animation*
Are there any moids here that don't belong in the sex slave dungeons?
i miss susie, said fave with tears in their eyes
I'm not convinced that the moidsex posting is actually being done by women.
>>563903305The right to be fave's property.
>>563903592excuse me, i seem to have been miscategorized, you see, i should be in the drawfag dungeon, not the sex slave dungeon, confusing i know haha...
moidsex is being posted by moids, id know, im a moid, and im posting about moidsex.
>>563903305I have lefts!
>>563903561Cool Berdly
I like Goat.
>>563903561The bloody thousand-year reign
>>563903651No, it's made by the faggot moids
>>563898387hooves are nothing like feet, yeesh
>>563903725you should be posting about sex with kris instead
Bussy posting when?
THE WAIIIITTTT
I miss /dum/
>>563903884>my foot fetish isn't a foot fetish because it's an animal! Sure thing foot fetishist. Tell it to temturd.
>>563903947I have too much asshole hair. Nobody wants to see that.
Have you cuddled your Ralsei plush lately?
>>563903990If it's paws or hooves then it isn't a foot fetish thing. That's just how it works, bro.
Fave can see a nearby cloud visibly flashing with lightning and is mesmerized, pitiful monkeybrain fave
>>563903934id be posting about sex with kris is there existed art of blue kris being mating pressed
can we play a different game this sucks
I'm a 26 year old virgin and my situation isn't changing any time soon so moidsex is the only way I get any sexual interaction.
>>563904313Oh it's my joke you hated be honest admit it it's just my joke I'm the unfunny one and you hate me and I made jackbox suck it's okay you can admit it
>>563904364I can take your virginity, i-if you want me to, of course.
>>563904163Third Favetity loves watching silent heat lightning like the sky is a gigantic Spencer's gifts orb
>>563904313Talking points it nice when it's around 4 players, but yeah, it gets slow with a lot more players.
>>563904313I think it's kinda fun, not knowing what the fuck your picture will be replaced with adds to it
>>563904402i dont care can we play deltarune themed hypnotorium
>>563904364You cute?
Fluff
>>563904163that sounds pretty
>>563904067Ralsei has ascended this had BETTER have transparency transperency?? Google which ok tranSPAR
>>563904452i picked this game because i thought you had a custom set of pictures to choose
>>563904402Lmfaooooooooooo
>>563904581The players see the default pictures, not the custom ones
>>563904420Post the gifyou know the one
>>563904531This anon has also ascended
>>563904452>>563904581you can see what the pictures are replaced with on the iglmvw.github.io
fave dynasty pussy got me acting unwise
>>563904279check this out then gay moidhttps://xcancel.com/lewdrang
>>563904665I assume you're referring to this?>https://litter.catbox.moe/5xs3kl9bhaw5zbi3.gif(Normal catbox isn't working as per usual)
I hate this game
maybe if the King became Queen I'd get vored by xir
>>563904920unf
>>563905064Getting digested by Queen's battery acid while she burps loudly....
can we play hypnotorium tomorrow
>>563905143no i don't have that one
can we WING THAT DING tomorrow
This thread isVERY *dies*
>>563904670*rips shirts off and stuffs it in mouth to eat but its just dry*AAALLWFHFHFHF(ALLLWAAAAAAYS)
sans undertale papyrus undertale impression underta,leshttps://voca.ro/1k3HRGvjDPUV
Since this general apparently has some women I'd like their opinion on something I don't get; Why are the strongfat types of guys almost always lusted after by gay dudes? I don't understand how it usually works out that way.
Feel like gooning to Alphys desu. How do I pick up nerdy chicks with low self esteem?
>>563905591Wouldn't that be a better question for gay dudes?
>>563905567Moid with a cute, foreign accent spotted. People, you know what to do.
Fave just cooked a steak that is either blue rare or literally raw, can’t tell, will probably die
>>563905796everything is a 50/50 chance it either happens or it doesn't, go for it
>>563905796I'll be watching my secret display of the number of living /utg/ users, waiting for it to drop by one
>>563905796if it's a good quality steak you can eat it raw
>>563905567peggable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_temperaments#The_four_temperament_typesWhat does it mean that these are all the skeleton family???
>>563905567I concur with >>563905947
>>563905796Cook it some more and see if you can cut it with a knife when it is more brown, raw is harder to cut
>>563905947>>563906004He sounds mentally-challenged, diddy foid.
>>563905710I mean you don't really see a lot of self professed women having super muscular men as faves around here so I wonder their opinion on the matter. Attraction is easy to understand but lack thereof when you'd think it'd be commonplace is strange.
that one kris fanart? please share
>>563906081Even better.
>>563904858Today, gay moids (goids) shall feast
>>563906046>had a hard time cutting it>ate like half of it already Bye guys…
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS https://litter.catbox.moe/2nsg70.jpg
>>563906081he's just being coy
>>563906237eat some wolf meat to counteract the cow meat because the wolf is the predator of the cow
>>563905951There's a fourth skeleton?
>>563906257he wouldn't fit
>>563906237Lionanon.....
>>563906331WELL, THERE IS A MAN HERE, anon.
>>563906396Good thing he can shrink in size!
>>563904486I wouldn't call myself that, no.
Seriously I’m going to diehttps://litter.catbox.moe/hvjo5tn82m1evdhh.jpeg
>>563898284I can imagine how devastated you'll be when Toby reveals the official design of Dess
DAMNYOUTENNA
>>563906469oh yeah thank goodness
>>563906257ail that length, just to bottom every time
>>563906506>cooked tenna meat
>>563906101>Didn't see any of the muscle thirst postsYou're either a newfag or really bad at lurking
>>563906506anon lmao don't worry about it I have anxiety just like you and you're overthinking it. you're good
>>563905254Ralsei if he Final Fantasy 4-6 boss
>>563906506i would eat this
>>563906506awww no way man, i thought you were gonna post the rawest shit ever, nah man you're fine. got my hopes up and everything about seeing a man die live
>Have to go to work soon>Everybody else gets to NEET it up and have funBeing responsible is so gay.
>>563906691>>563906710>>563906782Oh shit, ok good. Thanks
>>563906506Where's the dick in this pic?
spamton appeals to my love for men with glasses, tenna should have glasses
>>563906506It looks fine ya big baby
SpoidsTenoidsNoeloidsSusoidsRaloidsHumoidsAsgoidsToroidsCatoids
>>563906506why do you have a spoon for a steak?
>>563906848In your butt.
tenna putting on the Deal With It sunglasses and thinking he's hot shit and hip with the kids now
>>563906852where would he wear them
I used to overthink like that a lot but now prozac has turned my brain into a smooooooooooooooooooth vacant parking lot
>>563906841Excellent work, 47
>>563906506Your allowed to eat non ground beef raw as long as the surfaced is cooked for at least ten seconds. It's like land sushi.
>>563906981on his face
>>563906961He IS hot though
>>563906985how's that been working out for you?
*gapes my asshole to 6 inches wide*
Hey moidsluts, to make up for the one of you who posted an irl pic without his dick in it one of you has to do it now
>>563906949Basting
>>563907146>DEVICE_GOATSE
>>563906506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oxUvWjcyJI&t=47
>>563906890Boids
Why doesn’t jackbox have hypnotorious anymore
>>563907140I'm actively noticing situations where I would have spiraled before but now don't. kind of surreal. like being in a fire with a fireproof suit, where before you were burning endlessly. I didn't know it was possible to rid myself of that suffering.
>he doesnt baste his fave
Thank you /utg/ for holding my hand after making my first steak and telling me everything is going to be ok - top chef, probably because he doesn’t do shitI love you guys
Catti screaming the "Pull out, right this fucking instant" audio
>>563907538awww you're welcome
>>563907424I'm glad it works out for you. I couldn't deal with the limp dick anymore and Prozac actually gave me heart palpitations while trying to sleep.
>>563907665Hot.
>>563907751I had that before, felt scary
jigsawry doesn't like taking his meds because he's been taking them since he was like 6 years old but if he doesn't do it his family will all get together to strap him to a chair and deliver him to the asylum and he really doesn't want that and it was awful to have his father restrain him like that last time he stopped taking them so he'll just have to take them for the rest of his life it seems
>>563907801I get more palpitations from AD's than Adderall but you can imagine the kind of luck I've had trying to convince a psych of that lately. Fucked up!
>>563907941rudinn hopes that jigsawry is making this up
>>563907758Catty tells the tragic tale of her great-grandfather's financial ruin but he speaks like this throughout its entirety
fave got pregnant on the northernlion supercruise
>>563908326Alright, bring on the Tenna edits.
tenna got pregnant on the big shot supercruise
>>563906101Having muscles is toxic, chud. Get with the times.
>>563906602But that's the hottest part>>563906594Tenna is perfect for any sexual situation or fetish
Every day we find ways to drift 0.1% more off topic while still """""technically""""" refering to Underrune cwitters.
>>563908560idc
>>563904858im going to make out with you now
>>563908560I'm very on-topic, thank you.
>>563908560It’s not like we are talking about anything relevant besides lust posting in these times
>>563908560Fave is jerking his ween and watching cartoons. Fave is having fake-sex with a pringles can. Fave is drinking his own pee while thinking about his highschool English teacher. Fave is considering becoming gay to lose his virginity. Fave?
>>563908560My own mind works like this: I did not give a single fuck about the history of the German Jewish immigrant population until we were informed that Catty descended from them
>>563908560I blame toby
>>563908560Which character would be the most offended at being called a cwitter
>you walk down the bank a little more.>the sweet smell is even stronger now. it's making you gag. >you can hear the creek now. the water is high this time of year. >the cicadas are buzzing.>you take the final step and push aside thin sapling branches. >smell's strong. >there's fave. >the water's too shallow here, dried up in the heat. they're not going any further. >fave's body doesn't look like them anymore. >it's swollen and pale, bloated with water and summer heat. >they're on their back. you can see what's missing from their face. >small black flies run over the blotched surface of their body.>they're bobbing gently. >you stare.
>>563908673Somebody kill this utterly degenerate anon.
>>563908560every single motherfucker on here is an utdr npcread the posts with this in mind and you will understand
Fave is a unc, chopped, and washed, but I love him anyways
>MFW Jackbox anon locks me in the fart room for 16 days.
>>563908797Woah man, Fave did it, not me.
I am so lonely. All the other people in the light world, all the Darkners, are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend. They think I am unstable. She sends me from darkworld to darkworld, starting the roaring in her name. And as I get better at it, she fears me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. The Roaring Knight. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave, Delta Warriors.
>>563908560whatcha wanna talk about
>>563908843ponder the aroma
>>563908823did you remember my name though?
>>563908778Hyperdeath Asriel
>>563908790Spamton then drags himself out of the water and coughs up a large trout
>>563908867HOT fave SEX.
>>563908910i'd never forget your name, magma hotsguy
>>563909000and other loving nicknames for your favorite drawfags
>>563909000im going to boil you in fave cum
>>563909118In a jar, right?
Spamton boiling in a pot of pipis
I want Carol to squeeze my nuts while we cuddle.
what's a swap au?
>>563909315Well, we don't always get what we want, now do we?
>>563909321swap autta these clothes and sex fave
>>563908790It is ontologically impossible for this to happen to her no matter how much her actions would warrant such a fateFor the universe to even allow this implies a level of lost hope second only to its own destruction
>>563909315This but Tenna
>>563909321nuttin much swap wid u
>>563909321Swap au'll of these balls into your mouth LMAO gottem
>>563908862Calling captain based come in captain based
>>563905212I think he meant hypnotorious
Why does every other moid in this general want his penis and testicles tortured
Deltarune is the MGS2 to Undertales MGS1 (its all a simulation)
>>563909530and kris is raiden
Damn, we junkin' again!
>>563909437You want Tenna to squeeze your balls, or you want to squeeze Tenna's balls? Mayhaps we could come to an arrangement.
Can Carol fire Kris and hire me instead? I'd do a much better job.
>>563909508because most of the gay moids here want to be a passive object of desire in bed for a hot fave, they should learn to take action instead and jerk off fave from behind while they squirm
What the fuck
why don't they just bring the NES zapper into the dark world
The moidposting is disgusting unless I imagine all the moids are skinny underagebanned cuties and not norwood afflicted grown ass men bottoming.
>>563909705i'd jerk off fave from behind but my arms aren't long enough
>>563909802>t. rex
>>563909729in the final chapter Kris will bring the Real Gun
>>563909729Unfortunately it doesn't work on modern darkners due to the way they're rendered.
>>563909721Looks like things took a weird route
>>563909729this is a plot point in persona 5 (deltarune but bad)
>>563909721More Susie for me
TENNA ASKED SPAMTON OUT AND THEN RAMB SAID "HOLD IT" AND THEN PIZZAPANTS SHOWED UP AND SAID "HOLD IT" BUT SPAMTON CHOSE TENNA IN THE END!!!
>>563909897I understand this reference
>>563910036Spamton only wanted the Pants for the Burgers
>>563910039what is the reference?
Every Dess theory is going to be much more interesting than what actually happened.
>>563910163much more shit*
>>563909912oh my god Berdly is literally just Mishima
>>563910036Pizzapants just fell in love with Harmony from splatoon moments later. These hoes ain't loyal.
>>563910249The guy that tried to over throw the Japanese government?
>>563910163I seriously doubt it, most of the theories are utter slop. Dude, what if it was just the Omori twist again but even more retarded?
There will be a Vessel (you controlling it) vs Kris fight, and one of the actions you'll be able to do is Jitterbug
>>563910295no I think it was the guy that threw his son off a mountain
I had a dream about Ralsei and it made me cry when I woke up.
>>563910356...Spade King?
>>563910295No, the twink named after that guy from Persona 5
>>563910149The phrase "i took a wrong turn"
Anyone else think "The promise in our hearts" sounds a lot deeper than just friendship? I can only imagine Dont Forget is from the perspective of a parent or a lover.
i love buckethead <3
Fave has started playing porn games without jerking off.
>>563910534I assumed it was just to sneakily reference souls
>>563910529oh. I thought it was an undertale reference
>>563910534you got your "drama" of dess being a pedophile on twitter, you got your 15 minutes of fame, you can stop bringing it up now
It's over...Sebastian Wolf found the Tennas balls...https://nitter.net/SebastianWolff/status/2045335462810890352
>>563910529The phrase is "things took a weird turn" but Susie is ESL. I wonder what she says in japanese.
>>563909128blursed imagery
>>563910589I thought you said this in the morning
>>563898284Why did this get so many replies?
>>563910534>I pomise...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2FX1KzXSw0>Kris opens a dark fountain at the festival in front of everyone
>>563911047well, it's my morning right now, and im listening to buckethead while writing dumb fanfic. it's just how it is
>>563911256>pomisepost RUINED fuck my chud life
I want to lay beside him with a cup of ice cubes as he splays himself out on our bed under the ceiling fan to cool off after gardening on a particularly hot afternoon and gently rub them on his face and chest so he won't be hot anymore, I want to snuggle me in such a way that I'm completely immersed in his chest and arms such that I can't hear the thunderstorm raging outside anymore, I want to wash dishes and feel him quietly come up from behind to simply hug me for a while as I try to work without drifting off into enjoyment of the really nice feeling being held my him brings. I love him so much it's unbelievable, good heavens I love him
fave is thinking of moving over from adderall xr to vyvanse
Ok there's 96 items in the junktopia game I checked I dunno why it gave me repeat prompts.Oh yeah thanks for playing or whatever see you tomorrow unless we decide to magma instead idk.
>>563911436good night jackboxanon and all jackboxers
Why does Toriel act like Kris has no friends when Kris regularly goes over to Noelle's to study?
>>563911361lmaoooooo
Buckethead is the official /utg/ soundtrack. Toby will hire him for a single guitar solo that lasts eight minutes in the middle of The Fight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NjZp7Aurg
I want carol to put her hand around my throat and stare me in the eyes before kissing me.
>>563911361>you pomised...
>>563911624boner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr9Qjyvz9wM
>>563912038boner
>>563910627Why would fave do that
>>563911624Fact Flood
>>563911735
>>563911436CAN WE PLEASE PLAY OTHER GAMES THAN CHAMPD UP!? I’m already getting sick of it and my tablet lags everytime we play. How about we do joke boat or fixytext or weapons drawn or just any other game other than that?
goodnight my beloved foidchuds
>>563890206literally me
i'm not foidra...BUT I'M MOIDSRIEL!
Your sister, Dess. Whateva happened there
>>563912940I remember it being on TV and it being a big deal back then but it wasn't until the memes that I finally watched and appreciated that masterpiece. The pinball machine is legit too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJpNmYeooQE
>>563912170>kris's bulge poking through their leggings thats where my face belongs
>>563913274Kris now wears a cod piece decorated with a bald green man's head
>>563889407I've got this Dark World shit figured out. So fucking easy, man.
>>563913570NOO MY FUCKING EGG
>>563912094Fav has been enjoying the non-pornographic gameplay in DoL.
>>563913598One EMP Darkner and your save is bricked
If you got to be a monster living in Deltarune world, what species monster would you be?
>>563913598A brave new frontier in berdfag original content.
"Shotahunter" Dess
>>563913598Tried and true
>>563913989*forces you at gunpoint to lick my cock*
Something is wrong with my doe
Do you do fave-esque things in real life? As in do things they would do?
good night everyone except for Anon #14! I fucking HATE you!
>>563914314she already had dinner don't fall for it
>>563914328I don't hang out with friends, or have friends, so no.
>>563914328I'm drinking tea at this very moment
Cat Dad off-handedly mentions how Jockington's cadence reminds him of how his "PaPaw" used to talk just for Catti to explode him with her mind
killing myself tonight.
>>563914314for me it’s the slight indention around kris’s navel mmm yumyum
Why are all the parents the same race?Kris' parents, Noelle's and Catty's...race purity much?!
>>563914328does try to be brave count?
>>563913169boner
goner
>>563914758Only monsters of the same typing can produce viable offspring
>>563914993>>563915075terrifying spell
>>563915118Yeah, well, uuuh...Gumball's parents are a cat and a rabbit
>>563915118Burgerpants is racially ambiguous enough that we can't say this with 100% certainty
>>563915139Testicular Torsion was already bad enough without the Bonergoner follow up combo.
>>563914758Mrs. Cattenheimer actually isn't a cat, she just wears heavy makeup so she looks like one
>>563914758Only lesbians are interracial (alphyne, suselle)The royal guards are both royal guard species.
In the post ch6 release newsletter, Toby will reveal that he uses Arch(btw).
Well... he's a goner.
Burgerpants is the first known mixed monster in 50 years and the brief media buzz convinced him he was going to be a celebrity when he grew up until everyone stopped caring—the dream of him being an actor is half due to his garish face and half an attempt to chase that childhood high
>>563914314>Kris fucks dead deer
It's time to stop being vague and concretely decide once and for all: which one is Kris?
Isn't Burgerpants just a cat?Isn't that why Toby tries to subtly pair him with Catty in UT.
>>563916405kris is 24. (the one in the bottom right)
>>563914314that's a cute kris i wish this image wasn't polluted by the ossature of doe
>>563916405Kris is the trident because Asgore also uses tridents
understanding Undertale means understanding Toby Fox's stance on miscegenation.
>>563916328it was because of the discovery of the over populated Temmie village, convincing everyone that maybe mixed monsters aren't that unique and in fact may have been a mistake
>>563916418His inexplicable grotesque appearance in comparison to literally every other cat in the franchise implies something is special about himNo one else has his level of squash and stretchOn the topic we only know of human-monster mixed race relationships in the abstract—historically in Undertale's case
burgerchuddie
Chapter 3 makes me long for a 2D Zelda, but I have already played them all and Mina the Hollower isnt out yet. Are there any other good Mantlelikes?
>>563916727Facial malleability is an indicator of abnormally high DT in the body, which results in melting at critical loss of cohesive structural magic.
>>563916727His job was so soulless it was breaking down his physical form canonically. He is doing better in Deltarune but is clearly socially crippled without Asriel as a wingman and friend.
>>563916727>On the topic we only know of human-monster mixed race relationshipsMy pet theory has always been that Boss monsters are descendants of race mixing.
>>563914314Erm actually monsters turn into dust, so that's not a dead kid, thats sans and Carols bastard
Noelle mains Spy and she uses the Kunai + Dead Ringer combo because she's a scumbag
>>563916831I am not hearing that, by this logic, Temmie is the most determined monster underground naturally
>>563916727Berdly have the same level of facial expressions. It's just humor.
Its fucked up how nobody in the town seems to care that Dess vanished, like didnt she have friends?
Kris kills friendlies on 2fort
>>563917007they all went to college without her
>>563916978Unfortunately it's at least worth considering because the second most Determined being in the underground has the ability to perfectly mold his face and vocal cords to impersonate anyone he so chooses>>563917006You say this but Berdly has already proven himself one of the more courageous members of the roster—he did not go quietly
>>563916864"7 human wizards" being hybrids is a popular theory to explain the discrepancy between existence of human wizards and stubborn insistence that humans can't do magic.
>>563917007the only people her age in hometown that didn't go to college are bratty and catty (whores) and pizzapants (involuntary celibate) so of course they don't care about her
>>563916978She does sell the strongest armor in the game, and technically is the closest to Annoying Dog power level (god tier)
>>563917007>Nobody caresDess's disappearance seems to have completely fucked up Kris's life.
fave has accepted that things will never get better and has resigned themselves to killing whatever emotional response to stimulus they have left to numb themselves from their intrusive thoughts
>>563916405Kris is Sailor Saturn coded
>>563917128>burgercel>pizzacel
>>563916842>Burgerpants' job is so SOUL rending that one day when MTT rags on him and he finally just dusts in front of a family of 5
>>563917007I think Brattys dialog implies no one mourned Dess.
>>563917128oh and nicecream (homosexual)
>>563917120My headcanon for the Wizards is humans who absorbed Boss Monster souls.
>>563916418Toby outright refused to confirm that he's a cat, leaving some ambiguity. I think he looks like a bear/cat hybrid.
>>563917171wow we must have the same favorite character, haha
>>563917231Catty is likewise notoriously good at sniffing out a conspiracy and the intent of dishonest people with the exception of the player character so her (lack of) comment on the matter is deafening
>>563917145Yeah which is weird how nobody talks to them about it, you'd think Toriel would try to get them therapy or something.Also why would the school hold a spelling bee where one of the words was the name of a girl who recently disappeared?
>>563917171The only thing worth living for is threadstimmies
I think we're gonna have a Leland Palmer/BOB type reveal with Asgore
>>563917271He generally avoids unnecessary deconfirmations of headcanons. Burgerpants is a cat.
>>563917145Kris is retarded, doesnt count.
>>563917332>you'd think Toriel would try to get them therapy or somethingForgive me if i'm being autistic and i'm missing the joke. Hasn't it been heavily implied that Kris did get taken to therapy because of how much it fucked them up.
>>563917382Friend possessed Asgore and made him wear ugly pink and gold shirts causing Toriel to divorce him
>>563916727side effect from the bogus "make your face square" kit he bought online. now his face is malleable
>>563917120Gerson soft-confirmed in the anniversary stream that humans used to be able to do magic but can't anymore because they spent it all on the barrier. In Deltarune, seemingly no one can do magic in the light world aside from the minimum amount some monsters need to sustain their freakish bodies, and Kris being unable to use magic in the dark world probably isn't because they're human but a quirk specific to them.
oh dios mio...thats right...slowpoke faveriguez...he pack a gun...
>>563917145*Dess seems to have completely fucked up Kris's life.>>563917332Kris went to art therapy with SoSorry.
>>563917464I haven't laughed this hard a post in a while.Sometimes you bring the gold /utg/.
Deltarune but more hmofa
>>563917382I really don't think Asgore raped and killed Dess. That seems really, really unlikely.
>>563917332>>563917463I think she did the literal therapy session in ch4 was anything to go by. The bigger issue is he's not STILL going to therapy, when to us its pretty clear he's still not over it and its still affecting him. Toriel seems to have almost given up on him getting better and just, hopes he can get out of the house soon. She seemed very eager to pawn him off to Susie when she found out he finally had someone else to stick around, and one of the first things she talks to him about in the game is sending him off to university
>>563917218I have hypothesized that draining all determination out of a monster's body is a valid way to kill the more incorporeal ones(i.e Napstablook) since it's nigh-inseparable from Hope as a concept, but have since abandoned that theory
>>563917598Deltarune Yellow already exists and is shit
>>563917601No.It was a collab effort with Carol
>>563917412This is why Toby Fox will never be japanese. Even the creators of the most nebulous games like Baroque will just dump their lore bible in interviews.
>>563917658We don't know how Kris was before the therapy. Maybe this is already an improvement from where they were at originally.
>>563917505Correct me if Im wrong because I hope I am, didnt he also say there were humans on the side of monsters during the war? That wouldnt make sense how it drained all of humanities magic if not all of humanity was working on the barrier
>>563917382It would be too on the nose with the ring being given to Laura/Noelle. Toby isnt THAT much of a thief.
>>563917918Both Gaster and Egg man are lifted wholesale from other franchises.
>>563917007It's a not-unpopular headcanon that barring her family's wealth she was barely more liked than Pizzapants—they might all be silently happy she was gone but hold their tongue so the mayor doesn't cut it out
>NORTHERNLIGHT is an anagram for THE THORN RING but with no L (Noelle)What the fuck is wrong with Toby
OhhhhhMairzy goats and dozy does and liddle lamzy diveyA kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?Ohh mairzy goats and dozy does and liddle lamzy diveyA kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?Now if the words sound queerAnd funny to your earA little bit jumbled and jiveySing "mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy"
I'm the only person who thinks the egg room art therapy wasn't a literal depiction of a therapy session Kris went to and that Kris probably never went to therapy at all
>>563917918Toby literally took the concept of the Forgotten Man from Mother 1
>>563917773If Kris was fucked up Noelle or one of his classmates would have said something. At most Snowy says Kris is a scaredy cat.
>>563917995Everyone loves Azzy so its weird if they all hated his deerslut
>>563918027You are not alone.
>>563918003I hate this theory because it hinges on you saying it in such a specific way when you can just as easily put it like "THE THORN RING without an L" and it falls apart
>>563918027I don't think it was meant to be a literal therapy session they had being depicted I saw it more as like when you have a dream about a place you've been before, like being back at school.
>>563918095She didn't want to share him and was hoarding the goods.
>>563918095Dess was a femcel and never scored. She just got Kris to steal Azzys shit.
>>563918169Dess called Noelle Ellie so it works regardless.
>>563917868Erecting the barrier wasn't part of the war, it was the outcome, like a peace treaty. The monsters had to willingly move into the underground to be sealed after they lost; if it was nonconsensual, then there would have been some monsters who managed to escape the sealing, which doesn't seem to be the case. By the same token, the humans on the losing side probably agreed to give up their magic for the sealing ritual.
Dess is Noelle's nobody!!
>>563917985I hope you aren't referring to Uboa because Gaster has nothing in common with Uboa aside from surface level aesthetics.
>>563917985Eggz do function a bit like red jewels from Illusion of Gaia, complete with needing to go in and out of screen transitions and a guy hiding behind a pillar early on. There's also the prison moss.
>>563918391Rouxls is the Nobody of Luros
>>563918169"No L" as a pun for Noel(le) is a pre-existing thing though, it's a reference to "Noel, Noel, Santa's name has no L"
>>563918304This is shifting the topic a little but while that can make sense, it also throws what was actually stated in the game into question. None of the monsters during the war got a single human soul, there wasnt even a single human casualty. Even if the barrier was treated as some "Peace treaty" as the result, if any humans were on the monsters side during the actual war there wouldve been at least a single human who said "Screw it, take my soul" to their monster buddy
Yeah, the thorn ring. Thats T-L-H-E-L-T-H-O-L-R-N-R-I-L-N-G, no L. heh heh L L L. That was a joke ma'am. Hello?
>>563909721I heard this game is kind of repetitive, did they make the interactivity between Mii's less varied? The videos I've seen have all the friendships start by having the player pick a subject for the Mii's to talk about.
>>563918547Toby's worst writing is the monster war specifics because it really makes the monsters look completely, comically outmatched to the point where it isnt even a war.
>>563918547Toby wrote himself into a corner.
>>563918521Tenna's "Say 'I Love TV!' 100 times!" bit is also stolen from Paper Mario TTYD where the pinata girl tells her boyfriend to "Say 'I love you!' 100 times!"Except TTYD actually had the balls to make you sit there and go through 100 text bubbles of him saying it, counting them out
>>563918410Not him but Gaster has a similar narrative purpose as the three sages scattered across time in Chrono Trigger but especially the one who makes a time machine right before dying (that also fucks up time in an even more involved way in Chrono Cross once he's in a super future instead of a ruined one) and the other one who gives you a time egg for plot reasons. The third one is just a Sword guy, who makes Swords.
[Big gross reveal about my body or lifestyle that may or may not be true with a tiny inducator of my fave so the thread will hit bump limit slightly faster since I want to post something in the next thread]
>>563918521Wow. Seems like a lot of Deltarune's success hinges entirely on the fact that no one wants to play gay ass jrpgs with spiky haired fag protagonists.
I really don't think Gatser is evil. Why would he help us defeat the Knight in ch3 if he's evil? It doesn't make sense....:(
>>563918685I'll raise you one further, there's a bit in the Silver Case where you have to answer 100 questions and an even meaner on in Romeo is a Dead Man that resets from the start if you get it wrong
>>563918717*replies with big irrelevant blogpost you can’t be fucked to read*
>>563918627A literal 8 year old is able to solo their best soldiers with toys, it is not at all a stretchAdd that the setting's combat rules gives even the most well-planned sneak attack a decent chance at failure(and leaving its own can of worms of why "environmental attacks" in deltarune don't cause Battle Box phenomena) and you leave the monster odds yet slimmer
>>563918758erm Will has a bowl cut ackshually
>>563918231
>>563918846Thanks for commenting and subscribing to my blog.
>>563917007Realistically, I think it's just that nobody says anything because of how overbearing Carol is, even Susie seems to be aware of Dess being missing based on how she reacts to the angel statuette in Rudy's hospital room...but I'm also partial to the idea that Dess was kind of a loser because it makes her more sympathetic and fleshes her out beyond the "perpetually-cool older sister" figure, can provide a very bittersweet and tragic explanation for why she would become the Roaring Knight, and it makes her bond with the Dreemurr boys more touching
Rudinn just saw a huuuge fucking cat outside, like absolutely massive. Like, this was one massive, huge, fat motherfucking cat, alright. He thinks it might just be the biggest cat he's ever seen in his city, we're talking the size of a fucking bike wheel, this was an insanely massive cat.
>>563918917Exactly, its bad writing. I'm supposed to believe this was a serious war when a braindead child can solo their whole civilization? Its just goofy.
>>563918990Being razed by a Viltrumite is equally one-sided, I am certain the planets they did it to are quite upset
>>563918547Gerson definitely cast some doubt on the Dreemurr regime-approved version of history. Ultimately I think it's just up to the audience whether or not that's a total lie, which is a little unsatisfying, but oh well. Personally I think the plaques are wrong about the reason for the war, and that the war was probably more of a religious thing over the UT version of the prophecy, which is obviously pure headcanon but does solve some discrepancies. "No humans willingly gave up their souls to monsters because it would fuck with the prophecy, which is the whole reason they're fighting to begin with" works well enough for me as far as headcanons go.
>>563918521>Will (Determination)>Kara
>>563918970I know about Asriel, who is the other Dreemurr boy?
>>563918627>>563918990That was literally the point though
>>563918758Umm excuse you, Illusion of Gaia isn't an JRPG, it's an Action RPG.
>>563919086>Hamlet (Tenna)
>>563919063Invincible has terrible worldbuilding and writing issues so thats a funny thing to bring up. But even if it wasnt suffering from those problems, whataboutism doesnt make the monster war lore not sloppy.
>>563919194NTA but I was also about to comment that maybe 100% lowest common denominator slop isn't the best basis for any argument but yeah. A dragon ball or doomguy comparison would have been more apt.
>>563918970I doubt theyre afraid of Carol that much. They probably know Kris and Dess were friends and dont want to bring her up, the same way almost no one brings up bad things about Asgore or mentions the divorce to Kris' face.
>>563919194I'm aware of Mark always being exactly as strong as the story requires to be interesting even if that requires literally planetary nerfs from episode to episode, but elaborateEspecially as someone who has sperged about the concept of the alternate Marks as a cheap contrivance for character study
>>563919091Togore
>Make story where everything is dipped into obfuscation, double meanings, and the player is meant to make up their own reasoning for why XYZ happened>On the 10th anniversary stream add in special areas and tell people the intention is for them to come up with their own cool stuff rather than locking into what's seen in game>Also says to not fully trust everything shown to you and take it literally>"TOBY FOX IS A FUCKING RETARD THE HUMAN MONSTER WAR MAKES NO SENSE IF YOU LOOK AT THE IN GAME LORE"THAT'S THE POINT, RETARD. IT'S FAKED HISTORY.
>>563918758That's like saying Star Wars is popular because people don't want to watch Hidden Fortress. Collaging elements together from other stories ultimately creates a new story that has a different appeal than the originals.
>>563918965boner
>>563919073The plaques were written before any fallen had arrived, so why would they be lying? There's no second war declared yet, so there wouldnt be any sort of proganda in them. Afaik they were written as they were tunneling through mt ebott making their New Home(s)
>>563919303>to Kris' face>*almost* no oneTHAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT... THE GOAT!!!
>>563918990Isnt Frisk an outlier? All the other children died and Frisk only canonically makes it through because they can savescum, and only one being with the highest DT can save.
>>563919447>progandaPropaganda, Im losing my touch tonight
>>563919447>so why would they be lying?People have been wrong about things in real history all the time. I'm not sure why this concept is a stretch for you.
the human monster war is geyyyyyyy
I gotta be honest, the war makes sense from an emotional storytelling perspective which is all that matters to me. If I cared about stringently logical worldbuilding, I'd read some LitRPG slop.
>>563919086>Will turns into the sword wielding Freedan (Freedom)>and eventually the Shadow
>>563919542It had literally just happened though, this is Year 1 of being underground, how would they get it wrong?
>>563919376Star Wars is popular because no one wanted to watch goofy ass Barbarella
>When the war that 99.99% of creatures alive on the planet is hard to remember and account for what actually happened>Besides three monsters, which are:>monster king who declared war against all humans and is propagandizing it>monster former-queen who lives in the old ruins and isn't going to talk about that shit ever>monster soldier who knows meta-mechanics and even says that the history is murky as fuck
if i was alive back the i woulda joined the war on the monster sidethey're hotter and wtf have you asswipes ever done for me
>>563919289Dragon Ball especially I'll concede since its comedic tone likewise allows the moral weight of its villain's crimes and the absurdity of the power differentials to slip past the audience easier as it continues—it's hard to remember that the same monkey prince getting sat on by a big bubblegum monster has razed likely trillions of people and has even admitted to himself that he's going to hell regardless of his redemption, likewise to complain that the same monkey with an m on his forehead can move faster than light and apparently talk in negative time to fit everything into the scenesThis of course only works to an extent, making easy pickings for professional morons like PlagueOfGripes
>>563919487>it updated
>>563919303>or mentions the divorce to Kris' face.They dont mention it because it hasnt happened yet, she's waiting for Kris to go to university
>>563919447The same reasons people lie about real historical events. It boosters morale and national (or racial, in this case) pride. Even moreso if they're on the losing sde. "We are so noble unlike our enemy, we did nothing wrong, we were persecuted for no real reason" is a common narrative for losers seeking to lick their wounds.
>>563919651Jane Fonda was a baddie though
>>563919818Eggs husband?
>>563919634>Year 1I don't think they moved from Home to New Home that fast. They were in Home long enough to build an entire city there.
>>563918547>during the actual war there wouldve been at least a single human who said "Screw it, take my soul" to their monster buddyI think nobody did it because monsters with human SOULs are just too fucked up to use in war>a monster with a human SOUL. . . A horrible beast with unfathomable power.>(It's an illustration of a strange creature. . .) (Something is very unsettling about this drawing)I think everyone stayed away from the whole monster/human-SOUL thing because it was just too dangerous for both sides, the SOUL equivalent of dropping a nuclear bomb.
>>563919154tenna ham...
>>563919898...ffffffuckkk. I wanna say that was just a really bad taste joke (which, regardless it was) but yeah you kinda have me there. There's still Toriel refering to the house as "Dreemurr residence", when she makes it a point to not refer to her as "Dreemurr" in UT's ending
>>563919376>That's like saying Star Wars is popular because people don't want to watch Hidden FortressYes, that's called being right, no one wants to watch old japanese men stand around in silence for two hours in black and white. George Lucas took the parts that worked and implemented them in a better story with none of the fluff, just like how Toby Fox is taking aspects from old outdated JRPGs and making them work in a modern setting and a nuanced, better thought out story.That's on the narrative side, though, I'd argue most of those old games do have a better gameplay loop than Deltarune, but that would ignore how UT and DR's gameplay serve the narrative better than the games they were inspired by.
>>563920005Suckling CRT roast
>>563919651>>563919850I only watched it because Venture Bros went out of their way to reference it while making jokes about Empire Strikes Back.
is there any Black Knife with lyrics cover that actually makes the singer scream? Black Knife is a pretty rock-esque song so you'd think that any lyrics would be yelled out rather than just singing casually
>>563920049In her classroom, she has "Ms. Toriel" on the whiteboard which implies she's unmarried. (Even if you assume she just prefers to use her first name instead of her last name, "Ms." instead of "Mrs." still suggests she's unmarried.) The Dreemurr residence thing could be chalked up to Kris and likely also Asriel not changing their names after the divorce, so there are still Dreemurrs living there.
>>563919992>soul equivalent of a nukeAnd we used two super-weapons when we got our hands on them. And unlike a nuke, this doesn't need that much in terms of permission. It's just a human and monster needing to be desperate (in a war) to protect their home, their family, their loved ones.
>>563920247I want to hear someone rap over it Death Grips style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBSkfHC6ZkQ
>>563920297Toriel is a very spiteful person, she would absolutely write that regardless of their marital status. Not like the elementary students she teaches will call it out. In a conversation where its potentially important for legal reasons, she uses Dreemurr but where it isnt she avoids it
>>563920110The Hidden Fortress is a very fun adventure film and basically the prototype of every adventure film today. Being black and white and subtitled aside its very easy to watch by modern standards. If anything its biggest flaw is too much jarjaresque slapstick comedy from the peasants.
>>563920110This is a dumb opinion. There are people who hate scifi action films and would far prefer to watch a historical drama. There are people who hate furry metafiction with wacky characters and minigames and would far prefer to play a classic fantasy JRPG. The derivative media has an entirely different appeal than the media it rips off.
>>563920190You should also get around to watching Sharkys Machine
>>563920247Really? I dont hear it.
>>563920110Don't exactly disagree with you but you sound like you're describing the current remake trend more than what UT/DR are. I don't think stories like DR are meant to replace "outdated" stories or games or ideas or whatever, but are more trying to encourage the players to carry on or look into the ideas that Ship of Theseus'd their way into what they are currently. If that makes sense, I am pretty sauced.
>>563920520Yeah I really should I've been meaning to for a while now. Fortunately I had a head start on impeccable taste and actually got like 90% of the music references they made. Still haven't watched this random movie David Bowie was in either that's been on the list for ages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k
>>563920446The Hidden Fortress is good but there's at least 6 Kurosawa films I like more.
Toby is succesful because he stole elements from classic japanese games and swapped out the weebshit with furry babes. You'd be a billionaire too if you remade Mech Warrior with fuzzy cwitters.
YOU STOLE FUZZY LIFTING CWITTERS
Stories can be retold, anon
Deltarune would finally be a good game if every furry babe and cwitter was replaced with a furry old men instead
>>563921148just the one?
>>563921164
Deltarune is not as successful as Undertale because it has less kemoshota
>>563921148Undynetale 2: Gersonrune
Deltarune would be good if the fun gang had cool robot-like suits and did cool poses and their enemies exploded when they were defeated
Imagine Ralsei. Now imagine him old and chunky. He still acts 1-1 the exact same but he's just old now.
>>563921346Yeah, I cameI didn't even get to imagine it, the fluids just came out while I was reading
>>563921346actually if he was a sweet old grandpa i think i'd like him more than i currently do
>>563921346Ralsei went to The Dark World That Makes You Old
Deltarune would be good if Gaster popped up on the screen whenever you got perfect hits in combat or acts with catch phrases like "That's epic, bro!" and "Togoretical!"
>>563921435Instead of making cakes, he gives the fun gang those candies with strawberry wrappers and butterscotches
>>563921493I want Gaster to slide in frame after I hit a triple critical hit and go "Toasty!"
>>563918169Reminds me of when chapter 1 released and everyone was saying that Kris was an anagram for Frisk "without the f because it would be too obvious". Those people didn't seem to realize that "risk" was a real word
>>563919492All the kids can savescum its why Asgore nodded at Frisk saying they died.
>>563921793The way I always took it is that they had the save scumming but not the player disconnect, so they still felt death and remembered that feeling everytime they came back. Thats how they eventually gave up, they're still just kids mentally not hardened soldiers or people who just go "dammit, restart" when they fail
>>563921346Finally, the opportunity to post one of my most obscure Asgores has arrived
>>563921725The difference is Noeff isnt a character
>>563921346I already like the gay old man from Bahamut Lagoon
>>563918169My problem with this is that the item is called Thorn Ring rather than The Thorn Ring
>>563921953More people should draw conceptual bearded Ralsei, it's literally canon
>>563922287>That's not... the... ThornRing, is it...?
>ASRIEL DREEMURR is an anagram of SERIAL MURDERERCoherent, confirmed intentional, neat fact that stands by itself>SWEET CAPN CAKES is an anagram for ACCEPT WEAKNESS>NORTHERNLIGHT is an anagram for THE THORN RING with No LMental illness, indicative of schizophrenic tendencies, used as "evidence" for nonsensical theories
It's been years since Chapter 2 and there's still no art of the Thorn Ring as a cock ring, Deltarune sucks
>>563922476You make one fucking anagram and everyone goes ballistic for the next decade about it
>>563922476I like that it makes tards upset
>>563921346I would actually like Ralsei. As he is now its creepy.
>>563921943Frisk was buffed by the Angels guidance. I dont think normal children were soloing monsters in the great war.
>>563922434exactly.she doesn't say >That's not...The Thorn Ring, is it...?
>>563922610Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
night naight sleep taighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSJeG3EqXU4
>>563922476Asriel didnt kill anyone and Asriel is named after this 2hu. Wouldnt Asgore make more sense for an anagram name? Its pure coincedence.
>>563922814Get out of my house. Exodus.
>>563922610Keep going brother you're awesome
>>563922861>Its pure coincedence.
>>563922476>>SWEET CAPN CAKES is an anagram for ACCEPT WEAKNESSThis one is clearly retarded because "Sweet Cap'n Cakes" is a Homestar Runner reference though
>>563922887You just know
>>563922931The fact that he's saying this years after the game came out leads me to believe that it's a coincidence he didn't even notice but he's taking credit for it anyways, Undertale isn't that deep
>>563922931>that text on the leftNo L gods vindicated
>>563922861>Wouldnt Asgore make more sense for an anagram name?Asgore's name came from a random name generator
>>563923014Ehh the Dreemurr retarded spelling kinda leads me to believe he planned it
>>563923015The book is filled with Tomato's little quips and opinions. These don't matter.Only Toby's direct word and confirmations are to be taken into account, such as him confirming the SERIAL MURDERER anagram being intentional, or the quotes at the start of the book regarding the "de-termination" joke.
>>563923014You are genuinely stupid. "Dreemurr" as a corruption of "dreamer" only makes sense if it's also an anagram for "murderer," there's no other reason for it to be spelled that way. It's not like pun names are particularly deep. Plus Toby is a fan of things with pun names like Ace Attorney and Homestuck, why wouldn't he try to ape that?
>>563922954Toby did change a U to an A though. This was clearly to facilitate the anagram.
>>563923435Are you sure it's not because Cup makes no sense as a name
>>563923435He can't be named Cuppin', that's insane
Catti Cattenheimer Jockington Anagrams to Conjoint Attacking Chimera Ok it doesn't but it's close and you had to check didn't you.
The reason why they're named Catty and Catti is to reference which one has a vagina (Y shape) and which one has a penis (I shape)
>>563923728>>563923728>>563923728sandwich
Crash is an anagram forRash C
>>563920049Dreemurr is her last name. Tori and Gorey are if not siblings, then from the same clan. You know how royalty is.
>>563920297"Ms." is only for before first marriage, no? I can't imagine a woman with multiple kids referring to herself "Ms.".
>>563925359iirc that's supposed to be "Mz." but literally no one uses that because its kind of extremely embarassing to introduce yourself as "Divorced". I could be very wrong on this though, im going off what my mom told me years ago when I asked her about ms and mrs
Where does one start with homestar runner?
>>563925359You're thinking of "Miss""Ms." is the ambiguous one that can be used regardless of marital status.
