Previous: >>563802769>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>563827251rapist thread...
post buono
MAYANO TOP GUN!
>>563827251I want a Nishino cover.
Digitan LOVE
>gutsmaxxing is really good for MANT gwo, you need to save your uncap crystals for Ayabe, don't use them on the 2-3LB SRs you're using >people aren't Gutsmaxxing cause it's Longslop gwo Ayabe is still good for Mediums, Miles and Sprints!!!>people aren't Gutsmaxxing cause it's Mediumslop gwo, Ayabe is still good for Miles and Sprints!!!!!!People actually saved up their SR crystals, coped with 3LB Shinkos and Sweeps during all of Aoharu and spent carats on the NTR banner to get an SR card that ended up being completely useless
>>563827402What would a Digitan wife be like?
I want to remind everyone that while Satsuki Sho is on Sunday, there will also be races tommorow
s-sugoi!!!!!
>>563827467hehe the niggas that laughed at me for capping stinko instead of ayabe arent laughing now
>>563827251don't wake her
>>563827467The fundamental flaw for gutsmaxxing is that Guts cards have shit gold skills. If Ulala gave you Swinging and Yeppers gave you Curvature people would be spamming them.
>>563827467Well what else are you supposed to save up SR crystals for? SR speed Pasa?
Good morning bros
>>563827643I used mine on stinky.
>>563827251Nishino Flower is a must pull for get bricked
>>563827643I capped hishama with mine because I had god awful luck with that card
>>563827467I spent my first 2 crystals on Stinko and Sweep without any regrets
I've seen a lot of Nice Nature cheerleader recently but I haven't seen a single fanart of her with the cheerleader haircut but her being naked. Hmmm??
>>563827467if I had pulled a single ayabe I would've blown my crystals on it. cant gutsmax without her
>>563827664plagio di plagio
>>563827643I used mine for MLB Sweep
>>563827643On whatever SR card you will actually useI doubt you will be using pasa unless you're skipping both tachyon and maruzensky
>>563827664
Chupie…..https://youtube.com/shorts/4cKx5HbFsgo?is=6OX1Eh0xsaEnykhH
>>563827668goo monin
would you rather upgrade glittering star > radiant star or use the SP to get double circles on both style and distance corners?or should i forgo glittering star entirely and get double circles on both style and distance straughts as well
>>563827580Guts Turbo is pretty gud. Or would be if the average front wasn't already a staminalet.
>>563827738>>563827781>>563827664
>>5638275601 gold shard off getting the final crystal I need to uncap my stinko after buying the one from the store....
>>563827762Yep, that's me.
>>563827724Are you gay?
>>563827724Nice erotic
>>563827560I already had capped stinko so Ayabe guts was free real estate for my gold crystals
>>563828020worse, he's so fried that he can't appreciate clothes
>>563827724clothed cosplay sex > naked sexprove me wrong
>>563828020>wanting to see a woman naked makes you gayAre (you) projecting?
>>563827668salam alaikum pearlhabibi
>>563827643I used mine on Sweep first crystal then I got multiple copies of her next rolls, and then Nishino 2nd crystal
Grok, which Uma is best suited for Omniman?
>>563828125fried as in cooked in oil? what the hell does that even mean?
Should I put Tama as a late surger or keep her as end? Other two aces are late Rudolf and End Ayabe
>>563828308That's not what he meant!
>>563828320You're forgetting your Oguri
>>563828182top off > naked > fully clotheddon't take off skirts/leg wear cause they're peak
>>563828308Mmmm... Fried....
>>563828418socks, gloves and shoes always stay
>>563828394my bad
I want to bury my face in Dantsu Flame's deep and warm cleavage right after she ran a Long race.
>>563827872pls help this is a fast learner run i don't wanna fumble iti have 700 stam and enough accels (MPB, pump, slick, take the chance, NSM) as late
>>563828575Dantsu Flame's cheese...
>>563828658radiant star is more useful than double circling imo
>>563828394Never got her so im oshigaming
>>563828658get glitter and double circles gwo
Do you like sucking horsecock? I think you do because I didn't like your post.
How much do I have to pay Cross to let me have sex with her?
>>563827610>hag>trannyfaceShit uma
>>563828418top partially undone to reveal the breasts with the bra partially undone > top partially undone to reveal bare naked breasts > top partially undone to reveal bra > top off with skirt still on > top off with shorts partially undone > top on without any bottoms > underwear/negligee > fully nakedsocks, leggings/tights, and gloves should stay, shoes can stay depending on environment
>>563828658I'll get radiant star. Glitter is useless as a white
>>563827643>>563827467I actually have no clue really, what are the odds of getting a single Pasa anyway during Tachyon's free pull. Is there free pulls during Throne?I dont think theres much significance at this point MLB SR Tachyon when 10RB Dober is enough maybe...
>>563828565>shoesehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dunno about that but socks definitely
>>563828826>trannyfaceBut enough about Happy Meek
mejiros, this is very cool, but none of these are pink
>>563828830>top off with skirt still onidk why but this shit always gets me diamonds
>>563828830as expected of Mayano, impeccable taste
>>563828925Both are ugly, yes.
>>563828830patricians taste
>>563828182you're so fucking right anon whenever I see the javs of them taking the cosplay off like WHAT are you doing it's supposed to stay on...at most show breasts but that's it! when I shoot my own one I will show these amateurs how it's done
>>563828978True. I also want to throw shade at stay gold btw
>>563829020>shoot my ownYWNBAW
reminder that happy meek likes them retarded
>>563828938it's fine I threw the run anyway by not taking OYL after this and clocking out on NHKclassic
>>563829020I will never understand why would they start taking parts of the cosplay it makes no SENSE and I actually see that happen so often with crossplay jav
>>563828830>socks, leggings/tights, and gloves should staybased>shoes can stay depending on environmentin my humble opinion if they’re boots they should always stay on
>>563828658load up on those mid games gwogo double circles on everythingradiant saaaaar is unreliable as fuck
>>563829109Yeah that's expected from someone with a face that's a product of inbreeding.
>>563828894mile...
>play uma without speed bonusits shit
>>563828830show us an example mayachan
>>563829148no.... not Nishino too... don't make this face...
>>563829219@grok is this trvke? I can't see the gemini watermark
>>563829219
>>563829139really?? that's when I see it the least imo but it's bad either way...based by the way
I could come home exhausted to the point of collapsing, and the moment I hear Daiwa Scarlet's voice and see her huge tits and huge twintails bouncing around my dick would still become as hard as diamonds.
>>563829219sex
Neicha desu
>>563829109End Closers aren't retarded though
>>563829219my pp feels weird...
>>563829109Happy Meek is the Jeb! uma
What happened to this shithole? I thought (you) losers were seething troons who unironically lost it whenever JP horses (other than gentildonna) were being posted?
>>563829323
doing that sorted made me come to the conclusion that fusaichi pandora gets me rigid in spite of me not knowing anything about her
>>563829320SOME were like this and it annoyed me too much but I will never understand the purpose of labelling it as cosplay and then them completely scrapping it mid JAVand you know it....
>>563828830>top partially undone to reveal the breasts with the bra partially undone10/10 taste
>>563829219the shadow...
Is it horny hours?
I feel like I haven't done a real run in 5 daysDanchou could kick me out at any moment
>>563829560is hard to get new people nowadays so I doubt
No
>>563829463thank you for reminding me that now that I'm on my PC I can just post the full list cause it was pain in the butt on my phone
i can't believe they made an entire event just to show doto doxxing people
>Make a mile Taiki parent>Take max medium stars to let Taiki run mediums for more compatibility>Probably means you cant put miles in the grandparent tree>Distance spark is cut into 1/3 odd of hitting mile instead of 1/2>Don't take max medium stars>sprint and mile races onlymeh
>>563829468these secondaries I swear...disrespecting characters like that...
>Have to continue a dead ass run because I need the event pointsI fucking loathe the point requirements for this shit. 1 mil? go fuck yourself cygames
>>563829917all for the money and none of it for the PASSION...
>>563829686I wanna smooch this midget
>>563829468Midway? More like right away. I evolved past ever needing 3dpd but the one time I did check out JAVs out of curiosity, the cosplay ones which seemed the most promising on the cover all abandoned that idea quickly. Not half way into the video but literally just minutes not in, always right at the start. There's no point to them. You can get more mileage out of browsing twitter for cosplay whores these days if you needed to.
>>563829864she just goofed up
>>563829983wtf?
>>563829864Team Canopus understands your frustration with as well
>>563829864I'm gonna dox ya mum lolee!
>>563830012crossplay JAV's are not that easy to find as normal JAV's so it was kinda grating seeing them just literally strip it all away instantly but I do share the sentiment of actually preferring 2D and doujins now
>they dont know how copy paste cosplay pics from xitter into their local smut image to video model
>>563829560I just do Curren runs if I ran out of parents to train, I only bother doing 6*+3* stamina power combination parents or 9* stamina / power>Goldship event soonThank god this shit event is after Nikke's half anni
>>563830145AI sloppa looks weird...
what a bitch.she's basically saying that she wants to leave me in the dust because it's pathetic how much of a simp i am for her
>Have to use a clock on debutit finally happenedgod dammit Taiki
yosh! ikuyooooo!*procs a billion whites and still loses to xoguri anyway*
>>563829972terrible really
>>563830293anon your stamina and recoveries...?
>>563830268kek what a wimpy torena
>>563830246Did you post your meme page reply already?
>>563830301Why is Rudolf in this instead of Taiki?
>>563830301Who the fuck loses to Symboli Retard?
>>563830338I really really like this bikini
I'm not buying hat in the middle of the career with no mile A uma anymore.
>>563830301Pfff Luna thinks she is part of the team
>>563830064she NEVER goofs up!
>>563830145I know how, actually. Image slop looks way better than video slop right now though, especially local.
>>563827702>pulling without 30kDo you mean the whale will whale again!?
Which uma would actually want a simple slow life with trainer after Tracen and would never even think about raping them
>>563830356don't need em
>>563830547do you want me to create a room with hakuraku so you can check? I'm curious too
>>563830539Seiun
>>563830539
This woman is the hottest failure. I miss her staring angrily at me during Unity.
>>563830484people are doing amazing work with their custom ltx 2.3 tunes now. if i find the motivation id tune a model myself. it gens sound and looks pretty good.
>>563830397what do you like about it, anon?
>>563830539Digitan, Bright, Suzuka
>>563830539the country bumpkins>yeppers>neicha>spe
>>563830602this is a dox
>>563830474>>563830385>>563830380She's a legit pain in the ass in Arima Kinen if you have long C
what sort of no-no word would come from the letters "A SM"? Why is that invalid?
I can't get hard for AI sloppa no matter what..... it takes away a lot of enthusiasm from me so hard for me to find it enticing even
>>563830774>long C
Plus +20 megaphoneWhat would you pick?
>>563829463She is the protagonist of the last chapter of the story and she won against Kawakami Princess and Sweep Tosho at the QEII2 cup
Curren Chan? more like Curren Chink, go back to China, you dumbo.
>>563830819It's for Maru, it works most of the time but Rudolf is like a roadblock there
>>563830825go with what your heart tells you
>>563830825megaphone to use right away and carrots and do niigata to buy the vita 40
>>563830841cute
>>563830825I think you should eat your vegetables
>>563830924Well I guess you could say, Maru hit the wall.
>>563830825friendship and megaphone
>>563830874Silence Falcon, I know its you
>>563830959W-wei...
alright /uma/ who do I use my 3* ticket on
>>563831056oh......... carrots and vita then I guess
>>563830817same idk why tho
>>563830997...
tokyo drift
>>563831071I should probably attach an image
>>563830874Based Irish horse
>>563829463Her tummy is cute
>>563831126Digitan
>>563831097it's normal I think.... AI sloppa just can't get me horny
>>563831126Are you a metanigger? XOguri.Are you a man of refined tastes and a gentleman? Mejiro Ardan.Are you a faggot? Fuji Kiseki.Do you have shit tastes? Air Groove.
Alright I used my SSR ticket.
>>563831126Oguri, Amazon, Falco or Fuku
>>563831240>Do you have shit tastes? Air Groove.Sorry I meant to say TM Opera.
>>563831126Ayabe/Tosen Jordan
>>563831247t-thanks game
>>563827467I never pulled Ayabe. Not even once did the gatcha ever gave the SR guts card to me. Once I get the gold crystal I will use it on Manhattan Café, she is the only SR card I own with 10% race bonus max, but not on MLB. I don't give a shit about guts, genuinely the least useful stat.
Rice...https://litter.catbox.moe/4iqyoc.png
>>563831126Why haven't you gotten the 12 time CM winner yet?
>>563830817Same. Doesn't help that I can easily spot sloppas from spamming and testing sloppas when it just started and were still horrible
>>563828658Radiant, easily. Gamble skill but when it hits right, it wins matches all on its own.
>>563831314Did you use your ticket and then immediately pull on something else or did you just fucking forget you already MLB'd Kitasan
>>563831148it’s true
Fusu
I don't like that the racing carnival is making me build a front because my lates are all in second right after pacedown ends and they miss all their skills
>>563831526No this was the free SSR pull ticket, where you get the SSR at random
>>563831364I want a Rice little sister to have sex with.
>>563827356IKUYOOOOO
>>563829463oyakudon
>>563831508same, I wasn't really doing any myself but it's very easy to notice it and if you do notice it then I can't get horny anymore for that picture it's lame.....>>563831738>oyakodonbased
>>563831726Mayano posts nudes.
>>563831797of Curren
>>563830715uhm.. I just like it!
i swear they fucking broke something, i haven’t gotten medium sparks past 10 runs and i have 12* with double circle affinity
>>563831738qts
>>563831848Didnt you already post that?
raisu...https://x.com/dush2022/status/2045078678305124664
>>563831056Yeah, that's carrots and Vita. Next time try a mile B setup, do mile races carefully. When you are running with low distance/surface aptitude, races become more skippable, so don't force yourself to do the full 4 row of G1s in classic year.
>>563831849
>>563831797This. I've seen those Top Cunny pics
I am excited for Palmer
>>56383150880% of the shit on pixiv is ai now.
>>563831373>>563831259>>563831240okay FINE it's not like I think she's cute anyways...
>>563832279Main reason I stopped going there. I rely on X now at least there I can still filter the AIs
>>563832296>he decided to be a metanigger
>>563832296Based
>>563832279it needs to be tagged though right? I stopped using pixiv myself too and just stick to twitter/boorus.....
>>563832296Yay!
What's sex with Nishino Flower like
>>563832443STOP BEING SO CUTE!
>>563832279Pretty sad state of affairs
>>563832296I expected nothing, yet...
>>563832405there's a toggle to hide the slop which gets most of it, but i'm fairly certain some of it slips through because retards don't tag it as such
>>563830539yeppers
I hope you ogurifags get cancer one day.
>>563832296congrats on coming out as jewish
>>563832443she's smiling at the chicken, not at you
>>563832487It would be extremely painful
>>563832296Based. Oshi runners seething
he still hasn't confirmedhe's laughing all the way to the bank with all the (You)s he's getting
how the fuckshe hass 600 speed 500 power 550 wit and medium S
>>563832296he could've chose any path... but he chose to be brown...
>>563831240dont shay that...
>>563832383even x is ai saar, stuff on there is always too clean and they post too frequently.https://www.tayanumaya.net/works/1273 i think luddies post here now
>>563832296congrats on your unbricking
>>563832296>he did the mitzvah
>>563832681brocked
utopia (only starlight)
>>563832509Ogurin is very cute.>>563832553She is smiling at (You) too.
Where is my umawife
>>563832681SHE LOST TO A LVL 1 SLIME
look at her go!
>Inherit memories from a parent that did not win any G1 racesLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563832828this but my /uma/ bf
Name xfags that deserve death more than Ogurifags.
>somehow none of the runs today had the speed stat capped, but power and wit are capped as usualThe fuck?
>>563832763Nah it's easy to spot which are AI or not. Most AI users wouldn't even try hiding they're AI because of how inconsistent their fanarts are.
>>563832880Whats an xfag?
>>563832864I said umawife, not /uma/wife
>>563832880laisu (herself because she is evil and a villain and a fag)
>>563832296As in peak.
>>563832985i agree with this
Dia is way too hothttps://x.com/hakutaqanta/status/2045099518216274267
>>563832880ricefagschiyofagsteiofags
>>563832613I ran out of chess pieces for 5*
>forgot I wanted to cum tribute a random anons post and post results for (yous) and jerked off to normal rape porn againFuck.
>>563833179>emulatorhehe...
Would Digitan make a good goonmate? You know, just sharing lewds and fantasies back and forth, sometimes stroking our shit together, strictly platonic of course.
Do not check last thread, worst mistake of my life
>>563833179that animation is very cool
The JP Uma posting will continue until morale improves.
>>563833179Nice
>>563833179>metanig>emulator
I feel bad for the mob umas
lets see paul allens tierlist
>>563830817>>563831097>>563831216I've got nothing against it. I like normal generated images, and cute ones or ecchi ones even and save some sometimes. Even played local with it before. But anything else still looks bad to me even now.>>563831792I know why, because its' missing the secret ingredient love! But yeah I can't fap to them either, not out of principle or anything but just cause they dont do anything for me whether or not I know they are generated (I can usually tell right away without thinking though)
>>563833295you seem to have a lot of XOguriPlease post more :)
>>563833292maybe the morale will improve if you post any uma other than Miss Uggo Sparklyeyes
>>563833384How about Paul Allen's training weights that give him S or S+ every time Mine keep getting me A+ hell
>>563833396you can literally just tune it to your liking. and no you cant really tell anymore with the giga sota models.
>>563833292>long F
Why don't they just make the father trainers the trainer for their own uma daughters in tracenAre they stupid?
>>563833292I see Almond AI as a honorary global uma because one of the most presdijus /uma/ clubs is dedicated to her
When do we get golshi week again
oguri crap as in shit
There is still no Ogurin cryer btw
Is it Golshit week already?
>>563833554Golden Week is early May, adjust for time dilation
>>563833628they're called supiki
>>563833431Don’t tell me what to do
>>563833554>>563833659so mid-late May at this rate got it
>>563833696it's cryers around these parts
>>563831726Mayano is cute! CUTE!
>>563833462I can do Sirius if you'd like.I have a stockpile of a couple of JP only Uma that caught my eye.
>>563833696supicryer
>>563833640I want more menhera umas.
>>563833859sirius is global though I already marked her
>>563832982I said it though! sure would be nice...
>>563833696You can't just say that bwo that's racist to latinx people
>>563833960I said the /uma/ bf part!!
>>563832296>>563833179NOW THIS is some good ragebait.
>>563833859Sirius is global clayThe entire symboli clan is
>>563833859I want to lick Sirius' umanko the same Flare made Keyaru lick her pussy
I got over 100k carets.What do I wanna spend them on?
>>563833859the only sirius I like is silly symboli
>>563834089save until almond eye
>>563834008I WAS TRYING TO BACK YOU UP I SWEAR I would never steal your credit!!!
>>563834042even Kris?
>>563833696They are called cryers around these parts, bucko.
>>563834042there's still Kris S and Speed
>>563834089save until air groove
more like almond cry after getting humiliated at the arima kinen
>>563834143we both want the same thing anyway, hmph
>>563834252that's not very nice to Vodka..
>>563834252imagine the stress relief sex
>>563834202>>563834248Yeah, in my bed.
>>563834029Get the fuck out of here Miyako
>>563834267this is true...god I'm longing for one again now THANKS
>assault>attempted murder>property damage>doxxingis there ANYTHING doto wont do
>>563834484Let me suck on her inverted nipples
I like this one in particular.
>>563834552Doto has cute puffy nipples instead of gay inverted nipples
>>563834476inner desires, you said that...you're WELCOME
>>563834484let my dick with remaining milk
>>563834619wtf
>>563834476>againYou had an /uma/bf or /uma/wife already??
>>563834619lol
>>563834660goddamn little pisswad why is everything you disagree with gay? I swear your the same retard doing this every other reply
A-anons here have had s-sex..?!
>>563834667jeez my own words coming back to haunt me, but you're right! though I'm not saying thanks!>>563834723nooooo if I did I would never let them go in the first place...again as in I was thinking about it
>>563834765he's living in 2008
>>563834832I do dailywith my body pillow
>>563834832with each other? yes. I just had sex with this Kita poster last week >>563834723
>>563834765are you homosexual?
you faggots better keep it in your pants
>>563834723getting an umagf is easy, just be white and take basic care of yourself
>>563834927Keeping it under Laisus skirt instead
>>563834935what if I failed step 1
>>563834848you SHOULD say thanks what the hell...>>563834832I think onasex counts as one
>>563834832I haven't, but I masturbate 3 or 4 times every day to make up for it. In fact I'm touching my cock right now as I type left-handedUma musume pretty derby.
Can someone post the rainbow stat gain good enough to skip a G1 race
>>563834972Owari daGood luck next life
>>563835079how low are your current statswhat's your stat growthcurrency status?item status?shop status?uma stat growth?SP status?which G1 are you skipping?
>>563834723>again as in I was thinking about itOh ok I am sorry dont be upset with me please, I love you ok?>>563834904You are lying!! I never had sex with any /uma/non yet
>>563834980fineee, but only because it's you. so THANKS!!!! or whatever...
Why play mant when instead you could be conjuring tulpa of your yome uma
>>563834089Frontgod cards.
Guys do I really want Ardan to get impregnated by monsters?
I think we shouldn't judge people who choose strong umas. They could also think fondly of those umas despite being strong.
>>563835164cute tsundere
the anon who can't help but fuck his ona is so hot
>>563835227Hey I've seen this on F95, what's the name again?
>>563835076I don't know why but this post made me burst out in laughter. Stroke your cock lots and have fun, then please! Umamusume: Pretty dahbi!
>>563835245Name 10 strong umas without mentioning Gentildonna.
>>563835146You probably can't remember cause of the drugs but it happened. sorry bwo
>>563835247LITERALLY NOT ME THOUGH???
>>563835340Oguri Cap
>>563835360Nooo... Owari da...
>>563835374hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>563835340curren chan
>>563835468strong not fat
>>563835340nishino flowersweep toshoharu uraranishino flowermarvelous sundaymayano top gunbiko pegasus agnes digitalcurren channishino flower
>>563835283
>>563835340Kwabakami PrincessUhhhhh Kitasan Black
>>563835186STOP PUSHING THIS YOU WILL DESTROY YOUR MIND AND BECOME A SCHIZO
>thread is just gay ERP and avatarfagging nowJPfags destroyed this general beyond recovery
>no /uma/ bf to stream runs to each other and watch cingray together because I still haven't finished s2 yetactually SUFFERING now
>>563835483You have been feeling looser lately. Oh... you didn't know there were multiple people?
>>563835675Its peak brown/gay hours now
>>563835686I have not watch cingray too
>>563835686Just join a discord club
>>563835498moooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu...>>563835146I assume you meant to quote me, of course I'm not upset with you! you're so adorable, if anyone would even THINK about hurting little kita-chan I will PERSONALLY teach them a lesson...!!
Watch her animeNOW
>>563835675I ran out of my borrows bwo......... what do you want me to do
jiggies? where my jiggy pals at?
>>563835686Cingray is supposed to be watched before Pretty Derby
What the fuck is with the last posts previous thread
>>563835079>DONT EVER SKIP TIER:Any of the classic triple crown , autumn tenno sho (and by extension the autumn triple crown) if you got tenno sho spring, yasuda + mile champ for mile epithet>Skippable if good rainbow (40 stats total without items on stats you need + megaphone and ankles ready): everything else, tho be warned if you skipped too much, you'll lose out on too many skill points, thus bricking the run anyways
>>563835686I watched it already but would watch again. We can do this a group too you know. We're basically all each other's /uma/bfs at this point anyways. So who is gonna set up the stream?
>>563835340All umas with a listed height above 150cm could easily beat you up even if (you)'re roided, workout 6-7 times a week and have combat experience. Human men simply lose that easily.
>>563835828ugh... make a parent?
>>563835882people forgot the report function exists
been slacking at 60k points for the 3rd anni mission, how much days do I have left before it expires?
>>563835686...>>563835930back off, you.
>>563835882thread's being raided by /trash/trannies
>>563835773>>563835848>>563835930I already watched s1-s3 though.... even the umayon and yuru shortsI still think the 1st op to cingray is the best one they've done so far, doesn't help that I actually really really really like alexadros as a band, they did the opening to Ao Ashi too best sports manga btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxUF9WQQZFI>>563835812>>563835983HEH
>>563835935getting dominated by ulala...
>>563835686>>563835773>>563835930This is a great idea for clubs to do. Can we all pitch this to danchode and have every one of them do it for our clubs?
>>563835882you let jpniggers roam free and now this is their new home, hope you like itthis all started with the NTR faggot btw
i think i prefer the gay erp over the one indian guy who posts ai slop on cooldown
>bring 3 lates>other guy brings 2 fronts and a dom>other other guy brings a front, runaway (???) and a dom>i win because the runaway cucked the whole front pack
>>563836119Its the same guy seething right now he just alternates with different tactics, so the usual now
>>563835947fine, if I get a 1* I'm literally blaming you for wasting 50 minutes of my life>why ryanI NEED A MILE SPARK AND MY FRONTS DON'T HAVE ANY
>>563836086We have watch parties in the Brickedcord every Sunday. Don't know if our Danchou wants to open the Discord up for everyone since we already had problems with CP
>>563836263AIIIEEEEEEEEEE GET THIS PRESCHOOLER AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE
>>563836263Can I attack her mid-transformation?
>>563836263why did she say that
>>563836332Don't believe the slander. Nishino Flower is a pure, innocent grade school girl and she would never do anything evil or sexual.
>don't use stamina sparks>get raped in Kikuka sho and tenno sho>use stamina sparks>end up with too much stamina
>>563836234Oh seriously? You have those kind of problems even with a closed group only for your club?
>>563836548just run mile/medium?
>>563836596matikanetannhauser
>>563836596Imagine dropkicking mambohauser while she's buying hachimi.
>>563836552BOURBON DAISUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <3
>>563836263
>>563836718I love my autistic robot wife
>>563836567Yeah, we usually alternate between uma related content and other anime so there's lots of content to watch. We also only do 1 or sometimes 2 episodes a week
I'm just one shard away from MLB Ayabe bwos... When is it gonna come?>>563836068I love this opening too. So good! Got me excited every weekYou wouldn't want to rewatch it sometime? I would
>Stat Blossom has barely reached 500k copies in circulation despite being almost 4 years oldI've heard about Laurel's manga being bad but never imagined this much of a flop, if the uma IP wasn't so strong this would have gotten axed by chapter 10https://x.com/MangaReporter/status/2045058432164905167?s=20
>>563836645Doto can't run miles
>other clubs are gathered on discord, watching anime together and setting up monthly orgies>/uma/ clubs are autistically adhering to a "no discord or you're a loser!" purity test because... because... JUST BECAUSE, OKAY!?
>>563837047Will it even get an anime at this point?
Agnes Tachyon is a strangely successful industry plant.
>>563837043cingray? I probably would rewatch it fully when a new season starts, if everalexandros is great though I love that band
>>563837112>watching anime togetherThis is surprisingly fun. Maybe we should watch something on /uma/ one of these days.
>>563837112This isn't a dating app
>>563837047are you surprised? that manga is boring as hell, honestly if it weren’t for Brian showing up I wouldn’t have even touched it
>400 stam xoguri>1200 speed pow and 1000 wit>5 recoveriesBros how fucked am I
>>563837112bruh vg clubs are way more trooned out and gayer than my "discord" club
>>563836838I see. That sounds scary though. How do you prevent that and how did you did stop that kind of thing? Sad but not unsurprising that it even happens.
>>563837047too much crying shit pacing
>>563837047bakushin is the only interesting uma in that manga
>my fork of Sweepy is making parents that are better than most jobber's aceslol, lmao even - and this was without race retries being implemented yet either (she lost 2)
>>563837186setting a cy tube isn't hard, could do that one day, a lot of threads overall do watchalongs
>>563837047Hype moments & aura anime will save it.
>>563837194>>563837290>>>/v/ma/is that way
>when you open the /uma/ discord and theres 5 nudes for every post
>>563837327can someone maike a sweepy cord and post it on github so i can lurk and steal presets
>>563837112why the fuck would I want to join a discord server full of SEA and Europoors?
>>563837325her rivalry with north flight or whatever comes out of nowhere therefore extremely forced
>>563837047meanwhile cingray is so fucking popular they needed to print more volumes after anime
>>563837047Laurel is not that interesting as a protag + no big races for her until 1996
does anyone have that one webm with the uma?
I am in no way responsible for this general being as gay as it is.
>>563837303what do you mean?
>>563837467but you wish you were
>>563837141unlikely
>>563837168No Yakuza or marketing connections or anything, but I found this tidbit about the owner>Takao Watanabe's wife passed away early. He wanted common ground with his two daughters, so he registered as a JRA owner in 1971. The "Agnes" crown name (prefix on all his horses) came from the daughters being huge fans of Hong Kong-Japanese singer Agnes Chan (アグネス・チャン). He even let the eldest daughter help name them early on, with a quirky rule that the kanji stroke count had to be odd. His second daughter, Kumiko Watanabe (渡辺公美子), took over the horse ownership and is still active as of recent years.
Chiyoposter still hasnt recovered from getting brutally gaymogged... TWICE
Pokke dad!
>>563837168She's actually just a well written and loved Umamusume.
>>563837338Do it sometime. Would b fun and make the remaining /v/tards here seethe at the same time.
>>563837428I would cum buckets
really hope that bitcoin assassin that i hired to take out the chiyoposter gets the job done soon
>>563837360>"hype and aura moments will save it">first 30 chapters are about Laurel jobbing to mob umas with none of the charm the Takamatsu cast had
>>563837428stop i can only get so erect
>>563837686el cp france OVA will save uma trust
what would even be the next uma they'd make a movie about
I love Rice
>>563837880ebayan
do I rest...
mmm sushi...
what trainer god gets this with these cards
>>563837430Presets wont fix the logic in the core repo, it's missing a ton of shit. You can try my fork if you want (loki-cmyk/umamusume-sweepy), note that it can still do retarded shit because the logic flow is a clusterfuck with "fast" paths, alternate branching decisions and more
>>563837959it's late technically... so you should
>>563837880Me.
>>563837880
How do you plug out a MANT run for dailies?
>MANT killed 3 servers>will now kill a 4thWhat was Cygays thought process behind this?
>>563838048i love my cute imouto but i wish she’d stop breaking into my apartment at night
>>563838039but what if I miss like, fun posts...you know
>>563837880ace vs rudolf kino
chat, umas aren't real but you can meet human females and feel loved if you just try. wouldn't that be nice?
Satsuki Shosoon
>>563837981the ones lovved by rng
>>563838216I prefer men
>>563838216No one deserves to be stuck with me.
>>563838216>3DPDyuck
>>563838216women are evil
>>563838216How can others love me if I can't love myself?
>>563838163backread them later!!
>>563838216in this economy?
>>563838114MANT was ahead of schedule as they weren't done with GL yet, it was listed as scenario 4 instead of 3 when it released in JP and you'll notice when GL drops and the stat/ranking difference isn't that bigbasically they weren't expecting people to abuse the shop as much as they did and never bothered fixing it
Why are anons such homo faggots these days
>>563838286Captain Alex?
>>563838296>>563838361Creek victims spotted.
>>563838393blacks started using the internet
>>563838216human females can also cheat on you and frame you for assault
>>563837880Scarlet vs VodkaThough narratively would be hard to write how their rivalry as two mares beating a bunch of stallions made the rivalry that much more remarkablehttps://youtu.be/D_lA5E-If70?t=60
>>563838276oh shit I almost forgot, see you guys there
>>563838393Because you give them attention instead of reporting and ignoring
>gutsmaxxing for a laugh with my recently obtained Nishino Flower>New scenario record!jesus my cards are garbage and they'll keep being garbage because I'll throw all my savings on Palmer's banner
Can we get a jiggie up?
>>563838393>brown hours >bunch of gay ERPjews did their best to make them bioweapons only for them to end up taking it up the ass, pretty funny
>>563838216>you can meet human females and feel loved if you just tryBelieve me I tried
>>563827467>>563827560>>563827580>>563827723So you're saying victoria frontier was right this whole time? Fuck why did i follow moomoocow and seriru.
>>563838114>What was Cygays thought process behind this?"fuck it we're lazy niggers, release it as is."
>>563838348so date girls instead
>>563838393Sorry, my bad
>>563838362so you're always up is what you're saying...
>>563838098ANSWER ME FAGGOTS
>>563833179>sweeper>hoguriYou cant be this more evil
>>563838163this. i'm always on standby
>>563838454She neither can nor will fix me
>>563838665What do you mean?
>Fast learner>decent stat line>good amount of hammers>but no medium Sis this at least worth coping as a back up ace to Xog
>hornyhours
>>563838661for the most part..... yes
>>563838665if you just want it over quickly can't you just kill the run by only doing training in junior year
>>563838098>pick uma>win make debutspam train until junior year decemberez
>>563838665By not racing, dumb nigger faggot
>>563838276for me, personally, it's Admire Quads.
Made a new vid the other day
>>563838835depression hours actually>>563838216>>563838296>>563838361
>>563838935Me too
Oh yeah, we gamin'. Done with Seiun Sky main ace. Shame about missing Professor and Barcarole + speed greens, but you can't have everything. Time to get back to Kita grind and I think I'm set.Or just chill. First time in a long time I'm not feeling like rat in a cage and happy with my team.
sorry for the newfag question but how can you get fast learner consistently? is there any card that gives you that?
>>563838276Rooting for Sound Move and Large Ensemble
>>563838935what kind of vid?
>>563839030lmao
>>563839030if there was it'd be locked in every deck
>>563838853that's no fair......if someone else were to- actually never mind, I'm overreacting
>>563838998Just because I don't think I deserve to be loved doesn't mean I'm depressed.
maruzensky please come to brazil
69 as the kids say
>>563838813anon, the only (meta) reason you would run chiyono and/or satono diamond is to double gold passive; spring+firm in your case.
>>563839030
>>563839030>can you get fast learner consistently?you don't, unless your name is mayano top gun and you're in a scenario not called trackblazer
>>563839030every uma has an event but it has a low chance of appearing and even lower chance of giving you the buff, umas like Mayano and Tachyon have more events but the chance stays the same
>>563839127the "schedule" is a marriage certificate isn't it. I'm not falling for that one again!
>>563839025jealous of the SMaru, I still have few days to make a good one with S distancetriple front brother...
>>563839175jordan is a stallion
>>563838491And has reporting brought about any changes
>>563839030You can't. Some cards have rare events that can give it to you (Sweepy e.g.), but it is by no means reliable.
>>563837134Spesex
>>563839127go rest sillydacchi.... overreacting is CUTE
>>563839252the gays suddenly shut up
>>563839025how in the FUCK did you get that statline on the Seiun? Deck?
>>563838216I love my girlfriend. I hope her flights are safe next month.
>>563839364Fine I'll take your word for it and follow suit
>>563839191Isn't the Mayano event an agemasen, and if it occurs when you have <600 wit you're fucked in every way except literally being carnally known?
>>563839252They got deleted once >>563658640
>>563839064You know which kind
>>563839457what a slut
>>563839252I really, really like this image.
>>563839239Wish you luck frontbro, I was stuck on Kita grind for week, just couldn't get a complete package and final result is mid as fuck still. Very soulless experience, most of my runs didn't even make to the end, just abandoned midway after 2nd inspiration.At least I've got some decent parents out of it.
in only 1 month of MANT>millions bricked themselves after rolling for NTR>half the anons alre left, leaving only gay niggas (as in actual browns) behind >the clock drought already began>people still think gutsmaxxing is an actual strategy instead of just TT padding>anons are already asking if doing their dailies by winning debut and losing to the 100 points goal is a good ideaand the worst is yet to come
>>563839509yes but it's as "consistent" as you can get for fast learner despite that
>>563839252almond pie
>>563839516Better than nothing. I will take it upon myself to clear Curren's name.
>>563839030There is no consistent trigger for Fast Learner. It's a good status for sure, but it doesn't make or break a run. You can afford maybe 2, 3 tops extra skills if a) it triggers early, b) you haven't bought expensive skills to help with MANT run, and c) inspiration hasn't fucked you over.
>>563839642so now it’s the browns AND the gays that are behind all of thisbut where do the jews fit in?
give it to me straight, should i even bother reading this ballroom event story before claiming all my gibs?
>>563839634I didn't get kita from the free rolls and it makes me so mad, but kind of feels nice because I'm using daisca insteadI have beat some hoguris but I'm honestly being realistic and hoping for 2nd A finals
>>563839765>but where do the jews fit in?that's where hanukkah cap comes in
>>563838998I just don't want to dump my issues on another person because I'd feel bad, even if they're willing to put up with me
>>563837047i love my wife, but her personality is more fit for a slice of life cgdct type of story. i think what they're trying to go for is "how do i catch up to my peers when i start late." since the irl horse only ever really raced seriously during his senior year because of all the injuriesin theory, her "blandness" (her postivity) was supposed to contrast with the melancholy of being held back from her dreams multiple times. kind of like teio, but without the dominant first half of her career. where instead of breaking down from her constant injuries like teio, her attitude in pushing forward would be an endearing kind of stubborness that ends up being emotional because how can someone keep on running after her dream despite everything that happened to her?plus, it really had the ground work for a good underdog story compared to the monster of a racer that is brian. strategy vs talent, if you will.but, unfortunately, the slow burn had more emphasis on the slow compared to the burn, and thus an average reader wouldn't really bother to keep up with it
>>563839674Curren has no need to clear her name, she's the cutest and anyone slandering her is just envious. Her being cute, popular, and fast as fuck on the track truly makes them upset, her success makes them unhappy. It's a funny thing to witness, for sure
>>563839851You can dump your tissues on me anon
>>563839847holy fk
My cute imouto Raisu
>>563839765the jews created MANTblazer
>>563838216i've been in love with my childhood friend for 5 years. i can't move on. my heart refuses to no matter how much i hate it.
>>563839801No. Just skip through it and read it later when you're bored.
>>563839967i could dress up like ur childhood friend if ur ok with a fat balding ojisan…
>>563839352good night then..
>>563839801Are you a gay man or a woman? if no then you can easily skip it
>>563839369My parents were 3 spd - 2 stm 3 pwr and 3 pwr - 3 pwr 2 stm.I want to say I've high rolled, but I think my results are pretty consistent. Wit trainings were really good this run.
>>563839954the windy stinker
>>563839963can confirm
>>563839908yes, curren fucks fast. too fast actually. but if she didn't, she wouldn't be able to manage her 1k fan meetup orgies
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>563840085nini dacchi and have a nice sleep!! hehe
>>563839025I tried fronts, mainly kita too, but the problem is always the same: you need a ridiculously good one against a shitty S+ Oguri.If your Seiun can hold out you win. I might be wrong on this, but I think your Kita and Maru will job hard. Btw training Kita for this CM is pure aids, I really don't recomment it to anyone unless you spam careers, because I glued like 6+ as even an SS one is so-so, and easily overtaken by pacers.I really like Kita but she's definitely not good for this CM.
>>563834619I now remember Miss Victoria Frontier saying theres an event where you trade G rank umas around, not sure when maybe the JP can talk about it
Should I get Pragmata?
>>563840430Seiun is a huge gamble too because if she won't hold out until the last spurt to proc angling she is losing 100%
>>563839908I unfortunately have to disagree, these literal faggots latching onto her is something I'd like to prevent if possible>>563495575>>563591935>>563591523
>>563840470I think you should get boipreggers
>>563840470It's free so why nyot
>>563840470Get Tomodachi Life instead and fill it with Umas
>>563833384What's wrong with stamina training weights?
>>563839967Wut? Are you still in high school or something?
>>563840452league of heroes, the other PVP event that works like TTyou could put a G uma in your team and lower your rank intentionally for better rewards as it only counted how much you won when it first released, but they quickly changed it to counting your entire team's performance rather than just the winner's
>>563840470You should get Bunny Garden 2 instead
>>563840067sure that sounds ni>fat balding ojisani'm good>>56384075822 and autistic
>>563840763no way they'll release it without patching that first, right?
Where is my promised 200 relief clocks?
>>563833554Around 26th>>563834089What type of Uma do you run?Frontnigger? Save until MaruPace chacer? Save until TachyonEnd Kino? Save until cock and ballsLate Surger? Lmao
>>563840767
Lets try something new for once, post:>favourite uma>girth
I like these racing lineup
>>563840935Please use the appropriate threads for that stuff. I'm not telling you no but please be respectful to the rest of us.
>>563840430Kita and SMaru are just warm bodies mostly to fuck with lobby, I couldn't get VBobo. Everything hinges on Sky and even then.Giga high rolled Kita I think can be decent, her unique can carry over to late (not inheretied version) but her mid-game is completely non-existent, which is a big issue and I can't run good decks on her (no Kita card)SMaru needed to greed with 777 and sacrifice mid-race.
>>563840935Tamamo Cross6cm
which uma would get groomed by Sykkuno?
>>563840852friendzoned again
>>563839801Fuji grooms SeiunRudolf lil bro's SiriusDoto doxxes ShakurBallroom event happensHappy ever after
>>563841000Danchode?!
>>563841012literally who
>>563840879it'll most likely be patched already
>>563840586retards latch onto various umas, it's unfortunate but one must simply ignore it. My first experience with this unfortunateness was teioposters talking about cum in milkshakes and why they do it, it doesn't surprise me that faggots and troons would latch onto Curren because she is who they want to be/delude themselves they are.
all 3 of my late surgers have 700 stamina with no recoveries
>>563841012it's so funny how that dude fucked like 50 women simultaneously and all of them are now fighting each other to be the "special one" just because he's le shy eboywomen are horrible beings
>>563841189qrd on uni's daughter?
>>563838216can't be with a normal ningen when I'm such a mentally ill freak already
>>563840508you know the problem always remains for us frontfags that you really need to go out of your way to compete with a shitty pace chaser. But if you are doing pace your only option is Xoguri + 2 debuff. Maybe Tachyon, but idk if she can compete with Oguris.Kita's career is a clock muncher too, so maybe its better just to make a VBobo.
>>563839994Are event stories permanently saved somewhere in menus
>>563840935how do I measure that
>>563841214thats fine tho
>>563841256nta but"connection" autism, likes to help people, (you) and her exchange rings you two made yourself
>>563841214fuji kiseki1 inch
>>563841350Every single cutscene and interaction is saved to your archives.
>>563841350Go to the story tab and click Extra
>>563841214overstammed
>>563841362you have to measure the sides of your mouth then put it in
>>563838216Feeling loved is not the issue, the issue is giving love back. I'm kinda broken and can't feel love for any other person, that's unfair so I stick to anime girls.
>>563841164I'd love to ignore it too but they have derailed entire threads for quite a while. Things did calm down sort of so maybe, just maybe reporting actually had an effect
>>563841471the condom passer
>>563841437cute. will leave the rest of her story as surprise for once
>>563838216>feel lovedfucking tertiary need, i live with my parents because i can't afford a home, despite working at a relatively well-paying job at a glass factory, and if my math is correct and things don't start getting worse faster (they will), i'll be able to afford one when i'm 62, then i'll start thinking about loveumamusume pretty derby
>>563841471>>563841490Holy shit that's a thing?
we call her El CP here
>>563839025running Seiun is a death sentence when paired with Maru, its either one or the other. Might as well bring a ooniger suzuka instead. Atleast Kita can ult at P2
>>563841637yes, so if you're stupid like me and have super skip on and botch an onsen seen you can replay it infinite times
>>563841340>Kita's career is a clock muncher toofucking kek, it really is. If you don't have Mile A and a good unique like Opera/Oguri, you'll burn clocks faster than an autistic time traveler.
Mayano's top gunNishino's flowerSweep's tosho
racing carnival killed the game
>>563841509Use image filters. I've also been aggressively hiding stub, it's better to just autistically do that instead of failing your witcheck and derailing the thread by talking to these subhuman monkeys. Thread is pretty comfy, there's still the occasional funpost from time to time, but if someone's samefagging, being unfunny AND retarded there's no reason to just hide the posts.
>>563841453fuck. meant for >>563840935
>>563841789dumb falcoff
>>563841915she looks like a rabi
>>563841509/uma/ has been dogshit for the past 10 days, literal shit being spammed, rampant faggotry, etc. 4chan being broken for 2-3 was a blessing, come to think of it.
>>563841915would
Deio esdebu da :DD
>>563841915She pulls off gaudy sex doll look much better than Pearl.
I'm an avatar fag but I'm actually smart, charming and funny so nobody complains
>>563838216Once you discover what real women are actually like (ie - not remotely like they are in fiction) you lose the motivation for that. It's not really a seething kind of deal either, it's more like just, "oh, I thought women were kind of this naturally pleasantly sweet type of people because that's what all the women in the movies I watched growing up were like" and then reality disagrees and you come to terms with it.
>>563841978
>>563841915
I keep forgetting to say happy birthday to my umas. I also can't be assed to switch it from a random uma in the home menu to the birthday girl(s). Maybe next year.
You guys are MEAN and are fucking RETARDED!
>>563841978Winning Ticket killed herself later
>>563842053YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE
>>563842136maybe some ningens are alright
>>563841831>>563841969Yeah... Yeah. Complaining here may as well be screaming at the wall.
>>563841340Kita is not so bad for this CM if you buy early Angling, but you really want Seiun parent with 3* unique inherit and be willing to sacrifice ~20-40 SP.
>>563842191hey, i don't fuck retards! hell, i don't even fuck
>>563842191
Fuck these double mood downs
>>563840470/v/ is that way chief>>563840601keep your viruses to yourself /v/ tard
*leaves room at 15:01 min*have fun testing gwo low attention span chud
>>563842086It was the same but the other way around for me. I was taught all my life that men were principled, gallant and hard working only to find out the average man my age barely has the energy to get dressed in the morning. Life sucks.
>>563841915sex with ningens
>>563842301>when you deflower Nishino and she says this shit
>>563840865
>>563842301skin troubles can be a 2x mood down, so it could be worse
>>563842391If we aren't working 40 hours or more a week we are useless to society. And we put ourselves here.
>>563841831>>563841969>>563842238/v/ma is also an option too.
I think the Finemo poster is a cutie
>>563842557Shut up.
retards who metapost and complain 24/7 are just as bad as avatarfagsmake good posts or shut up
>>563842627?
>>563842562sex!?>>563842564sex??>>563842603headpat?!
>>563842627>>563842557stop samefagging your post and fuck off to that dead thread then
>>563842732They are the avatarfags.
AI nonsense I threw together
>>563842546does 8 hours of MANT runs per day count as work?
>>563842807KITA IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>563841978GUAAAAAA MAGEMASHIDA DD:
>>563842895ticket career in mant is actually pretty easy, i didn't have any trouble and she has an event that gives nimble navigator for consistency too
>>563842732shut up metaposter
>>563842732>>563842860...That would make a lot of sense actually.
i don't think i'll be able to die happy without knowing what it feels like to have sex with kinguis she the clingy type? aggressive? a squirter? rough? soft? shy? loud? muffled?
>>563842869It's more draining than the average paying job, so yes
>>563842869I have been doing 1 career run a day since launch even before mant. Doing more than that is how all my friends burned out and lost interest. Playing the long game is how you survive.
sweepy is SAVED
>>563842984yeah you're right I'll go fuck myself I actually metaposted too
how would (You) reply?
>>563843075what's the point when it only does 30 out of 36 scheduled races?
xoguri niggas be like yea im TESTING my xoguri bwo im testing the GUARANTEED accel gwo ummm well lets just run it again because i don't know if my GUARANTEED accel is gonna fire haha you know just to make myself more confident that my GUARANTEED accel fires off oh and here is two dominators too
>>563843176break down full on ugly crying
HOEHEH
>>563843206scheduled races were fixed by a user weeks ago, recent updates seemingly FINALLY improved it heavily by default as well, pic related is about it finally using clocks if I read it right
>>563843176I'm a responsible adult, so I play along and show her some magic tricks.
>>563843282>scheduled races were fixed by a user weeks agothey were? why is my sweepy still missing so many races...
>>563843225>guaranteed>3 wit checks
>>563842562QRD on this Orange Oguri
>>563843225would you rather test against something you are guaranteed to not see during the actual CM?
>>563843176I would kindly ask her who taught her these things, then apply correction to the culprit
>>563843348What is mean is this: https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/issues/42#issuecomment-4162357810A user fixed it, but you had to apply it yourself (obviously). No idea if the recent race scheduler fixes that were merged improved it by default or not, when in doubt update (and hope it still works)
>>563842238>talking to a wallQuistis uma WHEN
good norning /uma/
xoguri niggas be like but i did have breakfast this morning
>>563843579>My punny wife is mega funny>Attracts NICE NATURE DES as a result>Get to hang around with both of them, and teio/brian/groveBlessed life, blessed life.
>>563843587>implying they ever fasted
>>563842627Oh you meant you already go there or were there. All I can say then is that attempting to police a general is a fruitless endeavor. >>563842823I'm not samefagging, that was my only reply to those posts, and I don't go there. It doesn't seem so slow anymore though? Seems fine now for people that were used to /v/ threads just having lurked a bit.
i really really really really really really love umanko
I read xoguri as "choguri" wich makes me think it reads "Chunguri" and I imagine Oguri as a big chungus edit and laugh because I know that image must exist somewhere
>>563843176its 30, not 25.
>>563843587Oguri probably had TWO breakfasts
Okay but I really really really really really like Chevachi
>>563843838Cute Rulership
>>563843075MANT will be over the time Sweepy will be able to fully play MANT
The joke is that she eats amounts of food that should be impossible for a mammal of her size to consume
>>563843838Like? Not love?
>>563843838>>563843881Cheval Grand and Rulership owe me double paizuri, double thighjob, double tummyjob sex
>>563843530>yesterdayoh, so the post 2 weeks ago was what the custom fix was, and the commit from yesterday fixes it if I just update from main branch without custom adjustments?or do I still need to download all the images from the gdrive? the images in resource/umamusume/race are still old (4months+) in the main branch
>>563843918Won't MANT still be good for parent farming during the next scenario at least?
>>563843838I like her pubes
>>563843838
>>563843728Stego...
>>563844214She ouen on my arigatou until I HOEH
>>563843838SEX WITH BOKUMANKOS
>>563843587Made me chuckle
Comments from Trainers for Satsuki Sho are outhttps://japanracing.jp/_news2026/260417-02.html
>>563843997>>563844293
Rulership would play HAoko in Melty Blood
>>563844029The fix I linked is (obv) manual, a minor change in a specific file to force the bot to run all scheduled stuff.The stuff that was merged 1-2 days ago, I guess, fixes it by default, so all you have to do is git pull, or update through whatever means you do it with.Ignore any gdrive bullshit, that is for sweepy and the OCR faggotry to deal with, not you or I.
>>563841915sex with machan's mom
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>>563844409
>>563844561>>563844716Not enough Stego teasing Trianer for their reaction.
>>563844861>>563844861>>563844861
>>563843436It's a temporary buff she gets for that race during her career mode
>>563844780rape
>>563844576oh I think there might've been two problems1) it scans for races but can't match the race image so it skips it2) it just does something else without even trying to racethe comment you links to fixes #2 but I've been having problems with #1 as well I'll just apply both fixes and see what happens thanks a lot!
>>563841978How do you skip unique animations on your own runners?
>>563845130that's only available on phone
So which uma is the most torena obsessed.
