Previous: >>563894907>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
ate a whole bar of choccy......that's kinda bad
>>563917362why
>>563917415why? why what?
I want to like Cheval Grand but then I remember the episode where they killed her character and made her into a lesbian for no reason.
>>563917479whyd you eat an entire bar
>>563917482anime is not the game little bwo
>>563917532I get this monstrous urge to devour choccy sometimes...not fat fyi
Satsuki Sho chart with uma bloodlines. Who are you backing?
>>563917610are you european though?? oh ok I get you try not to do it all the time
>>563917559Is she not gay in the game?
>>563917661Ask Edinburgh is going to win and go on to become a Triple Crown champion
>>563917661basse terre let's go>>563917695I am! and yes I try...
>>563917770Says who?
>>563917661Zoroastro, Sound Move, and Altramuz
>>563917661Basse Terre? more like BASED Terre>>563917813fair enough
You can ruin Falco, but please not Rickey...
>>563917734she's pretty heavily for (you), like all of the V sisters are
>>563917661Lovcen for the lulz but my real pick is Lord Filer
>>563917661He's got no uma blood but Lovcen is still my fave
>>563917964no one is ruining her?
>>563917816They told me
>>563917661Reichsadler because it's funny
>>563918060why is cafe so popular?
>>563918060You should've said "dunno, ask edinburgh"...
>>563917661I’m feeling HOPEFUL
Confess
Hey
>>563917482Any anime that wasn't directly made by CyJew is essentially fan fiction, especially S1 through 3.Chevachi is EXTREMELY 4you in-game, the only true canon.
>>563917661Who or what these are supposed to be?
>>563918089Pretty and spooky>>563918107I have failed you, anon, sorry
>>563918190I want to break your vow of celibacy
>>563918220what the fuck is that 4th thing that's not an uma
>>563918060She's cute and comfy. All soft-spoken umas are S tier.
kingu love
it's time
>>563918209why are self insert fags always so obscenely insecure? Plus, somehow you retards always ignore uma does have actual female players, shocking
>>563918220go this way is because of heart's cry https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000722158/>>563918351that's just a way but apparently the horse is a reference to gintama hence the symbol https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001106251/
I wonder playing uma is ever something I will look back with confusion and partial regret.I'm staring at images I saved 7 years ago after looking for uma images I saved as a secondary nigger and there are some that make me wonder why I saved them
>>563918220From left to right: Heart’s Cry, (mobbed) Real Steel, not sure honestly I think mobbed Daiwa Major?, Just A Way and (mobbed) Suave Richard
>>563918209S1 through 3 isn't by cygames?
>>563918543I'm a retard when it comes to guts decks, is this actually viable?
>>563918659only for 20% speed umas if no speed sparks
>>563918631>>563918557Thanks bwo
>>563918190I have had wet dreams about Satono Diamond
sex
>>563917661>no Rudolf spawnShan't be watching
>>563918351it's a justaway
umanko
>guts is the only stat in the game that doesn't have a single uma with a 30% growth bonus even on jpGutsbros..
>>563919127Chiyo HATE
forever my kingu
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>563917401I could believe Jordan's torena might be more a dork than retarded. I do firmly believe Turbo's torena is a retard and I'm all for that.
>>563919296and yet it still got a good card before power did...
>>563918543Why Pearl? Why not Air Groove or Doto Guts SR?
Have you spun yet
>>563919908skill point bonus primarily, but also a massive friendship bonus so more total stats
Is 4chins still kill?
>>5639200340 TE though...
>>563918659it is but you get no gold skills so you gotta make up for it with a more well planned lineage to get more unique inherits. That dude's gonna buy 1 gold off the wits, maybe his 2 innate golds depending on the character, and maybe radiant star.>>563919908none of his guts cards give guts bonus. urara is SP. pearl is SP. sirius is speed. ayabe is speed and power. common problem in guts decks is a weird feeling capping guts but continuing to press guts to train speed and power. you waste hundreds of stat points of guts doing that. remove the guts bonuses and put them elsewhere and there's less waste.
>>563920087you're like two days late>>563920096overrated, I'm only clicking guts and wit
>>563917661Will get a ticket for Green Energy, there is something about that nameAlso Vip Chase winning his 2600m race was really cool, but they are making him race again tomorrow, I hope he is okay and doesn't get any injury
>>563917661I want to back one of the Gold family members, but Green Energy sounds to fun to pass up
>>563920034You can also tell Pearl to fuck off for 30 energy, on the other hand Air Groove rapes you with a -20 event.
>>563919931Almost set to clear board 21, half TP was able to help me net a clock every 4-5 runs, it's been great to get me back on the path to being above 700 clocks again.
>>563920185>>563920235samefagging retard
>>563917327Can anyone tell me what killed /uma/ biggest whale? I cant believe its actually real...
Is this deck usable? Should I swap out my borrow NN for NTR? Is 75% too much RB?
>>563920349No doxxing!
>>563920107Nta but is there a particular uma you would use this for?
>>563920438Its important since some of us borrow his card every event. Im just surprised he's gone, maybe someone saw him leave a message here before quitting / disappearing?
the sheer amount of semen i would splurt into kingu's coochie
>>563920407you will probably struggle to cap speed just with fuku, guts and wit training, bring spd sparks to compensate
>>563920407I feel like stats is overrated, its more about number of skills learned.
>>563920465offense-growth umas in general. inherit sparks for the growths they don't have.I've done it on nice nature with her 20% power growth taking more speed inherits, and bakushin and taiki taking more power inherits for their 20% speed growths.
>>563920676offense-growth..?
What did I just watch?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVtL-i3mc1c&list=RDtVtL-i3mc1c&start_radio=1
*coughs blood*My medium S...
>>563920761speed and power
>>563920676>I've done it on nice nature>with the WIT NN in borrow
>>563920407I don't know what's your goal, but with that deck you'll most likely struggle with getting the skills you need.
>>563920786I've played some test lobbies and seeing how everyone is a Stamlet makes me wonder if I should go double Stam debuffer + Oguri
>>563920786Pretty good sparks though, actually... But can't use as a parent for Maru.
>>563920778Nice radio list bro
Your club does still have at least 1/3 of its OG members right? Your club isn't some soulless club that happily kicks and invites new people every month like a half-price prostitute right?
grim
about an hours till Nakayama Grand Jumpabout 50 minutes till Antares Stakeshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>563920761umas with boosted speed and power growth rates.>>563920852I'll come for you next.
>>563920928>hourshour*
>>563920868you'll just kill understammed oshi players while your hoguri loses to a hoguri with 2 doms
I'm back from work can you guys give me an Uma wife?
>>563920508
>>563920598TY, that will def help>>563920667>>563920862Can't I just inherit good skills? Other than NSM anyways, I could always bring yeppers but that card is so bad :(
>>563920920WOuldn't know. I'm a halfprice clubhop piping hooker
>>563920778the origin of the chiyo meme
>>563920852this nice nature is my highest rank uma
>>563921069Ines Fujin. Go
>>563920786only dodging danger?
>>563920951>only one uma in this list has bonuses in both speed and powerOh for fuck's sake
>>563921120
>>563921063For CM 13 I haven't seen anyone using Double Dom yet. But I've seen lots of people with just barely enough Stam to survive.Not that difficult to build 2 Stam debuffers now so I'll try it out
>>563918543lowrolled wit, but yeah this is a fun deck. for sure worth uncapping pearl (not like there's anyone else)might be my highest skill point amount yet actually
>Loves Only You's son got "excited" before the racehttps://x.com/watawatayou/status/2045342470683406437?s=20
>>563921196It's (probably) glue so I took it for spark chance
Got some Bad news from workAtleast Flower is still happy
>>563921339>51 minute mant runi could never come anywhere close. even if i locked in my run right now i won't be done till after midnight (10:43 just finished debut)
>>563921343Shiddd he's gonna lose now. All the hot umanko around is gonna distract him from racing.
>>563921334Make them remember why Taurus cup had 2 stam debuffers
>>563921376are you finally free?
>>563921396hello crown anon!
>>563921425Yeah, he lost and got 9th place
>>563921343Good horsecock morning to you too
>>563921414I was tabbing out quite a bit too, it's a lot faster if you remember all op/g3/whatever races and don't use the agenda. because if you want to check the shop before clicking the prompted race button you waste a few seconds and it adds up over time
>>563921478He was too horny to win it seems
>>563921553Sauce me up on this sloppa
>>563921638https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143556602
>>563921553Nishino's flower!
>tfw only have LB0 of Admire Vega and LB1 FineMo so until I get Vega to LB1 tomorrow or so from crystals, even then I will only just barely reach 50 RB
>>563921339I don't really get how this is ug but okay, bloated ass system
>>563921758Meant to reply to >>563918543
>>563921436thats because the community listened to jp vets and sloptubers. and why no one bas bothered not-dom since
>>563921396>>563921467Crown-chan is cute!
Hand it over
Wait, the stupid bonus we get from racing the "bosses" doesn't get you more points in racing with it, right? It just makes it easier to win?They understand I have SS umas that can completely blow them the fuck out, right?
>ok let's do this sprint career run>get mile S>n-nevermind this is a mile career run
>>563921974Only like 10%
>>563921553holy fuark she looks so mature and mommy like here
Symboli Kris S grandson Gamma G T P wins the Tamba Tokubetsu
>>563921806SS+ in 3 stats counts for most of it. Only 2 golds is more surprising.
>>563922146>Sir GaylordLook, it's /uma/'s favorite horse
What did we learn from last thread
how exactly are you supposed to train urara in MANT
>>563922235With lots of effort
>>56392223515* turf 3* mile. The real answer is don't.
>>563922235Dont!
25 minutes till Antares Stakes
>>563922235just don't bother with that joke character
>>563922323>Sunday Funday>on a Saturdayit was over before it even began
grass wonder is really fucking broken bwos... no wonder vf said it was his oshi
>>563922431it was until he lost with her
>>563922323Le Cheval d'Or is related to Cheval Grand?
>mfw good classic year>>only to have an abhorrent senior year>>>0 rainbow summer even with more than 5 whistlesLmaoFuck this scenario
"hey i still haven't built anything for cm12, guess i'll grind a bit tonight">shit rainbows and shops every run>1st run inspiration drops every green but no medium S or groundwork>2nd run inspiration drops medium S and no groundwork>3rd run classic year inspiration drops groundwork, immediately followed by 1 rainbow in all of classic summer having zero whistlesi'm so fucking done with MANT already
>>563922472not really, both have sundayman but at this point what japanese horse doesn't
Urara did NOT come from her ballsLiterally zero similarities between them
>>563922684urara will cum from my balls
>>563922684not all foals look like the sire, just look at Almond Eye's kids
how do i close this fucking ad?
rate MANT so far
If I need to complete the event asap is it faster to run URA careers with event bonuses?
>>563922784
>>563922817would rather get raped in 20 mins than 1 hour / 10
Wonder Acute
>>563922853Helios HATE
>>563922817you mean TB?
>>563917661Where is Doto or Oguri parentOr natie
>>563922784Play on a normal device like everyone else??
>>563922817
>>563922784>not using the google emulator outright
thanks natie boo
>>563922817Made me start botting/10
How to convince Nishino Flower to have sex with me?
>>563922784I have only 1 platMagicmon for me?
>>563922784>sweeptards
>>563922817I like it more than unity cup, however I'm not looking forward to the CMs during MANT
>>563922817-5 / 10did anyone at cygames bother to playtest this steaming pile of dogshit in 2021/2022 before it escaped into the game
>>563922825only your borrow matters, otherwise yeah even if you're getting less score, itll be 1/3-1/4 the time
>>563922784Do emulator ch*nks really?
>>563922784Did sweepy click the ad and made you play a game that you don't hate?
I thought we all sweepered here...
>>563922953They were all unironically shit sires irl, sorry bro
>>5639228173 more months of this shit / 10
>>563922784do not google LDPlayer crypto miner
>>563923040Most definitely not
>>563922817It was fun at first but I'm so ready to be done with this shit and get on with GL (in reality I'm waiting on L'Arc scenario)
>>563923124Not even a single one?Not even Oguri?Not even woth Doto alive? Bwaaa
FUCK
>>563922817i can only stomach around 5 runs a week. Legit one failed training can torpedo your run. Just sucks. Theres some skill involved in decision making but really you can't outplay a bad shop, best you could do is mitigate with strong deckIts also absolutely bonkers to me this mode was allowed when it completely nukes the viable uma pool
>>563922953>There are many offspring who inherited a gentle and friendly personality from Doto, and it is said that this, on the contrary, became poison for a racehorse and was used as a riding horse in horseback riding clubs
>>563922323starting in 5 minuteshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>563923190GL is apparently worse since you're back to scenario point hunting like unity but with low free skill benefits
my oshi? gold ship
>>563923214Nice Nature had no graded stake winning kids at all, Doto only had a few but neither produced G1 winners at the end. Oguri's best kid is Oguri Roman who won the Oka Sho but that's about it too for G1s
>>563922817autist here, 8/10it would be 10/10 if they removed distance/surface penalty during career and turned career races into a 9-gate uma race
Your oshi is a WHORE
cm mode is cringe desu they should have made it 18 gate like real life
>>563923190post more chibi dance
>>563923447I agree, frontbwo
Meisho Kashiwade grandson of Agnes Tachyon wins the Radio Fukushima Sho
There should be a club vs club mode, it's so retard not having one
I'm a Bejiita bro. Which uma is for me?
>>563923523urarabecause he never got a w
>>563923523symboli kwaboli
>>563923523Sirius KWABoli
>Jump kino on one side>Draft kino on the otherDamn, I am in deep bros
>>563923520im working on uma musume 2 and this is one of the main features we are focusing on.
It's kinda dumb how unity gives us 3 gold skills (Ignited/NSM/It's On) just by playing a career and MANT gives us.... homestretch haste +1.
>>563923447yeah and 1 uma only, 1 run and donethis is a gambling game
>>563923523spics made bejita their urara trainerspic
>>563923621based John Umamusume
Antares stakes is startinghttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>563923523>fraud>everyone loves himYeah fraudoli is the perfect fit
>>563923631your radiant star sir?
>>563923621what about the h-scenes
>>563921334Ok, so you kill the stamlets and then lose to hoguri, because she is innately overstammed.Crabs in a bucket mentality with the punching down.
>>563923571>>563923596>>563923686Bejita has a 4-0 streak against gokek
>Finally get Med S on first inherit>Decent store RNG>1st summer is ass>KSB doesn't finish her chainthe struggle never ends...
>[-] spic post>thread stays comfyWow!
>>563923683Front fags continue winning
>fail 2% trainings back to back>leave and walk dogs to calm down>hours later, next turn fail a 6% trainingI'm going fucking insane this isn't normal behaviour I wanted to throw my phone out the window I swear to god
>>563923849I just got a 4% fail...the seeds are bad rn
choose /uma/I'll obey the first 7
>>563923849i just put the game down for the day when it decides to serve me that bullshit.
>>563923886strength
>>563923886bottom option
>>563923886charm for sure
>>563923824Latinx board thougheverbeit
>>563923937saved by ningen(?)
Meursault horse related to Symboli Kris S wins the G3 Antares Stakes
>>563923886charm
>>563923874thank you, it feels like I'm being targeted here by unseen forces so it's good to know I am not alone>>563923893I really want to do that but I still need to complete the event and need almost 300,000 points
>>563924031you're welcome for the non-brick
nishinussy
>burn 5 clocks to pass KKS>last run, good spurt, take the lead>gas out in the final second.and so my first eishin flash career will be deleted.
Running lates and ends is so fun.Everyone is the protagonist of their own story, but it truly feels like every other racer is just trying to box you in, praying you don't explode and rocket to the front.
5 minutes till Nakayama Grand Jump
>>563924116I seethe like hell when my late doesn't accel or gets brocked but the dopamine hit when they overtake everyone and win makes up for it
>>563923780>4>first he won with a cheat code>the other one goku didn't even use his full power and let him win>third was the only legit one but from super so glorified fanfiction>4th is ???>forgetting Vejobber always loses against guys that goku beats laterVegibabbys in shambles
>>563924146>Forged Brick
>>563923280Well that's something cute.>>563923373It's so fucking over...
>>563924219>cheat codeif using the power ball is a cheat code then so is goku using kaioken
>>563923373>Oguri RomanThat's Oguri's sister
TEIO SUCKS
>>563924396Did she become a good broodmare?
G1s mean PS2 CGI intros
ecoro duel game
Nakayama GJ is startinghttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>563924456Nature wouldn't say this
>>563923571does that make rudolf goku and teio and tsuyoshi are gohan and goten
sr pasa is a must pull right bwos?
Forged Brick is leading...
>>563924581maybe if you're skipping both tachy and maru spd
why do jump chuds have better camera angles than us flat sisters
>>563922817Its shit, give me GL already.
My first S rank...
>>563924701grats bwothat's more races than some old players here
Ecoro Duel first, the rest nowhere
>>563924496damn dude why don't we have 4260m jumping courses in umamusume?
what a brutal rape
the fact that they did not do anything for mant on the chink and gook servers and now global means that the global release was a pure cash grab.
>>563924701Good job newfriend
bro... it is not even close...
Ecoro Duel son of Kitasan Black and Grand Grandson of Bakushin is the Nakayama Grand Jump winner
>>563922817Unironically I like it. Although you are subject to shop RNG the good thing is that you can mitigate the other RNG parts of a run like retarded mood downs or good rainbows on no energy turns so I really like the degree of control I'm given.
Kitasan is never leaving the breeding stalls
>4260mThe stayer's dream...
this is with 12* pwr 6* speed sparks so you're supposed to just go 18* even with a 10% growther...interesting
>>563924753In my experience, most high level jump races are like that
TOTAL KITASAN VICTORY
>>563922817Same as Unity Cup ?/10 where it takes way longer but my results are just as bad as URA anyways
>>563924785No way..., The Japanese horse race gacha, that only feature Japanese horses released a global version only to make more money... Say it ain't so!
Where's our 4260M Heavy conditions CM?
Kitasex
>>563924863Ecoro Duel's win in the Nakayama Daishogai last year was pretty fun with the duel for the lead at the end at least. He just owned everyone in this one and it wasn't even close kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mB34LxW38
>>563924483nyo
kitasan is going to die like mcfatty did and have a heart attack while busting a nut
>>563925048>Chihono TenshiShe and Chiyo fucked?
>>563925109It's like quadruple over for him if Basse Terre wins Satsuki tomorrow
>>563925126nyo
>>563925109based macky
where did the thank you mcqueen meme originate from?
White Narubi is my umawife. I was just on a work trip when cinderella grey happened, thats why I was not on screen.
>>563924785cy is very much about doing the least it can to rake in the most $ it can. just look at how they have abused grub for 10y. if grub wasnt a gacha, it'd actually be a super fun game (minus the pointless grind applied to everything)
>>563925109It's not like it's uncommon for studs to die from a heart attack. The only thing that would happen as a result is another of his sons being retired early, so Equinox is not handling the demand alone
>>563924785>service aims to generate moneyno way!
How accurate is this?
>Couldn't produce winners
>>563925109
>>563925376>The only thing that would happen as a result is another of his sons being retired early, so Equinox is not handling the demand aloneCroixbros………….
>>563925436THANK YOU.....THANK YOU SO MUCH......BECAUSE I'M BUSSINGBECAUSE I'M BUSSING
>>563925415Jesus could you try being less brown
>>563925415
>>563925415(You)
I am #TeamCurren
>>563922817You are given much more control over your RNG, and can actually make choices, instead of mindlessly training.
>>563925631I HATE CURREN
>>563924701Good job newfren.
Tact
Winston Grand Grandson of Grass Wonder wins the race
>>563925804Tact!
>>563918543I feel like I'm either doing something criminally wrong or I was trolled because I tried this and only made an S-rank uma with 4 stats at A+ and nothing at even 1000
>>563925868it takes a run or two to get used to. what sparks and uma?
>>563925868That's because the guts deck is entirely reliant on good summer rng with stacking rainbows (and you also need to use it with an uma that has speed and power growth)
>>563925930XOguri, and sparks are shit right now so it was basically 6 spd 6 pow total
>>563925850that's my gf
Ass Wonder progenies keep winning here and there... truly wonderful
>>563925415mcfat is for sundayaman
>>563925981mmmkay yeah you should've capped speed for sure, try it some morealso don't focus so much on facilities in guts runs, just get orange friendships before summer. and even if you don't get everyone at orange (usually one or two guts won't be) then that's fine you can still make it
>>563925959>that has speed and power growth)Name one with actually good growh in both besides nishino flower. You can't >>563920951
>>563925959Sex with the ramen fairy
>>563926070Regular Oguri has 20 spd 10 pow. The only downside is running her means NOT running XOguri.
>>563925232An edgy comic
Indigo Azul Grandson of Cesario and Fuji Kiseki related to Special Week and Maruzensky wins the race
>>563925810Another W for Ass Wonder
>>563926209thanks ryan
>>563926109True...
>>563926215Kingmambo is such a based name for a horse
>>563924456hopefully, my penis
>>563925810I don’t know why a horse just being named Maurice is so funny to me but it is. Can’t wait till they turn him into an uma
ass wonder her ass is a wondermarvel assher ass is a marvel
Would Digitan support Israel?
I just drank a large glass of milk for breakfast
>>563926267Nishino is... cute?
>>563926497yummy
>>563926497what kind of milk
is lone wolf even worth it if I have to give up either ksb or ntr in the CM build? doesnt seem so just for the golds. also is anyone trying guts builds?
>>563926267Fuck the uma while I bite the plushie
People only like boyumas because they're secretly massive sluts.
>>563926556Cow milk, low fat>>563926521it was
>>563926597
>>563926645Her hunger knows no bounds...
Milk by itself is not a breakfast
>>563926645she ated the packing peanuts??
>>563926747The carton is next
>>563926717Thick organic milk, fresh from the tap? It's a staple.
Aieeee
>>563926645guess the price uma edition: 40 dollars
>>563926820your all cure??
>>563926558Lone Wolf never triggers in CM.
>>563451615An update for you: Uma Horse is retiring to become a broodmare. She run domestically on dirt. Her final stats are 27 races, 17 wins, 11 G1s&JPN1s, 3 G2s&JPN2s, 2 G3s&JPN3S, with her overall placement in races being 17-5-1-4
if I have to import my current save data from one phone to another I just have to log in and use my cygames account to signin and all the progress just transfers over right?or do I use my trainer ID or password I am paranoid about my old save being replaced when in log into my new phone
>>563926867I intentionally run someone with Lone Wolf just so no one else can get the bonus
>>563926867this anon is correct, don't learn lone wolf on any of your umasit's completely useless and a waste of skill points
>>563926867This. I used to put it all my umas, but it never triggered, so I just gave up and stopped using it.
does TT actually reward you for using different styles
>>563926867That's what a lone wolf user would say
>>563926934your trainerid and password should contain all your information
>>563926834
>>563926867I'm pretty sure at least 2 of my CMs wouldn't have been won without Lone Wolf activating
>>563927029Yes, you can get a bonus score for having the best postion in your style. Only one uma can get it
>>563927029Yes. If you put multiple umas on the same style they can't both win the good positioning bonus for that style.
>>563927109>>563927112ogay thanks, good excuse to use some variety then...
my brian won the last medium because of lone wolf
2LB Nishino power 3LB Vega guts I cant decide what to spend a gold gem on bros
>14 hours to complete dancing eventIm growing bored of MANT, havent played in days
>>563927274hehe
>>563927274hoho
When do they send me my trainer badge?
>>563927317Ogurin ate it, sorry>>563926645
Hayateno Tsubasa, Agnes Tachyon's Grand Grandson wins the Katsushika Tokubetsu
>>563927317Real trainers hit SS the week MANT dropped
>>563927274Sweepy never gets tired of Unity. Letting her run for a full evening is how I finished that dogshit event.
>>563926558if your parent runs didn't include a source of LW then I don't know what to tell you besides get ready to lose to some xoguri with menace+cw & spring runner+lone wolf+maverick because why the fuck wouldn't it+distance S
What happened to Dober that she became like that?
>>563926802You're going to get e coli or something nigga
>>563927431Mehttps://files.catbox.moe/m0xcqp.jpg
Orenjis
That's all races for today, as always thanks for the keiba anons and anons for watching the races, if the horse(s) you supported won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterSatsuki Sho tomorrow
>>563926802No better feeling than enjoying dairy, beef. and pork
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>563927563NUUUUUUU
owari da
>>563927563GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>563927563>>563927706>me with the umamilk
>>563927507Thanks as always keibabro, see you tomorrow for the Satsuki Sho!
>forgot to use charm at 99% failure rate>waste megaphone and anklet>get Don't overdo it
>>563927317Did you get this yet? Your trainer badge may be contingent on raising a 16k rank uma in URA Finale.
>>563927447Just make sure it gets tested for stds first before drinking dummy
why is she running while pregnant
>>563927764worked for wind baba
>>563927696
wtf this has to be bots right? whys there no active limbus general
>>563927706
>>563927854it's more idle firendy than uma
>>563927854They're on twitter and trooncord. Filled with groomers, naturally.
>Double circles across the board + skills>5th>3rd>2nd>2nd>2nd>3rdI fucking love training late surgers in MANT so fucking much bros
uhh, /uma/ soundposters?
>>563927837Was it Deep Impact she was pregnant with at the time?
>>563927854only teens and groomers play that
>>563928092nyes?>>563928106nyo
>>563928106No, it was Glint in Her Eye.Amazingly Wind in Her Hair is still alive at 34.
>>563928080why are you training lates? its the weakest strat atm
>>563928257its the only things I have cards for currently until sexmaru FM banner
>>563928147zamn she got the method grab, the benihana, the christ air, AND the wit training.
I kinda wish I rolled for Fuku Speed. This card is so good.
>>563927764Horses are allowed to compete while in foal for the first four months of gestation so it happens fairly often, but you usually only hear about it when it's a top stakes mare.
>Test run with 2 speed, 2 power, 2 wit on VBobo>Fuck up some turns during Junior Year where I don't level up ult>But I do get medium S on first inspiration so maybe I can still do something with it>Acupuncturist right before DAHBI and go for winning chakra, get 2 free heals>First summer, Nishino and Pasa lock in for power the whole time, so I end it with 450 speed and 550 power, okay, now I can focus on speed and wit>...Nobody ever wanted to hang around speed or even wit all the way to the climax races, just powerEven if I found a way to cap speed, she's too dumb for what I would wanted to run even after getting some good hint variety. Unfortunate. but it made a funny run.
>>563917661Realize Sirius has the coolest name to me so I'm rooting for them.
>>563928228>Amazingly Wind in Her Hair is still alive at 34.35 actually, which is pretty crazy. She's pretty healthy still too
>>563928372Well she is quite literally descended from royalty. Her grandmother was the Queen's favorite horse.
>>563928372I love watching horses roll around in the dirt.
>>563928317Fair enough. Good luck with your rolls bwo
>>563928496remind me of my cats
>another free 10 clocks from the carnivalI'm cumming
>>563928092There's this
>no SSR Wit MLB so can't do Guts buildsRamonu... save me Ramonu...
>>563928496Old ladies just like rolling aroundhttps://files.catbox.moe/m1fhp8.mp4
I would
>>563928562Don't tell Spechud how it ends...
>>563928591It's been a moving sight to me ever since I learned how and why horses sleep standing.They gotta feel so safe to lie down and play like that.
Dirt races in career always throw me for a loopi never think about even the possibility of races held at dusk or at night then i run the Teio Sho or just any damn race at OiAre dirters so discriminated against that they get shoved to late night slots
>>563928657bourbon bros...
>>563928657With that waist and hips? Hell yeah I would.
lowest of lowrolls, not too bad considering what happenedbut holy shit what a boring uma to train>looks retarded>acts retarded>is retarded>annoying>no sex appealterrible
>>563928427And then went on to have Deep Impact and Black Tide, who then went on to have Real Steel and Kitasan, who then went on to have Forever Young and Equinox. This baba’s genes are crazy
Don't fuck the toasters!
>>563928657That's a m-....actually with those proportions even if it was, they have a serious femboy/twink body
>>563928659Just like Spe's arima kinen...
>>563928880>bakushin pitsI disagree. She is the easiest uma to train, I think you are just a shit player
>>563928684Nah, NAR can schedule them however they want. Night races are just cool
>>563928928Okay but what if the toaster has a really nice big plump round ass that's super tight and has a high fiber diet that keeps it clean?
>>563929001Sup
>>563929001hishi amazon
>>563928684idk but here night races are more common during summer so they can dodge the heat
>>563929001
I fucking hate MANT
>>563929027
>>563928928> All Toasters Toast Toast
Holy shit
>>563929226I still don't understand the value of white sparks.
>>563929282Cheaper skills, access to skill without the need to run a shit card?
>>563929282It's effectively the only real way you can get a lot of skills for an uma that are key to their kit.
>Twin Turbo has a 2200m win (Tanabata Sho)>long E>Tachyon never raced above 2000m>long BHmmmmmmmm
>>563929319>>563929340Nyaruhodo.So enough white sparks is worth thr drop from going from like 9 stars of power to 7?
>>563928880>no sex appeal*incorrect buzzer*
>>563929410I think you're a faggot>t. actual faggot
>>563929392Yes quite so, newfriend. You dont want to forgo stats and distances all together for stacked whites, but a 9pow parent without whites is useless.
lol who even uses ignited power
>>563929349>Tanabata Shothat's Medium
>>563929038>high fiber dietHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>563929349Dream Journey won a mile G1 and her Mile aptitude is C.
Funni fortune umas
>>563929430I always knew Finefags are gay
>>563929430I'm literally the straightest poster in this general though???
>>563929520tell me Dream Journey is built for (you)
>>563929612Baku tummy spotted!
>>563929349Victoire Pisa won the Arima and still got long B but also got dirt A for winning the DWC even though it was still on tapeta in 2011. A lot of the aptitudes can be pretty questionable
Why the FUCK is there always a sprint G1 mission on fucking event storiesSTOP
>>563929631She makes (You) hers, by all means nessescary (PG-13 ofc).
>>563929631She is very for (You).
>>563929631(You) are built for her, and she knows it
>>563929662This is the most erotic alt in the gameNeighers are crazy for not getting the Bakushin agenda
I already ate through more than half of the cinnamon rolls I was saving for until tomorrow
>>563929848Lard Shower…
>>563929729>>563929736>>563929751Literally perfect, damn
>>563929848rice would do this
>>563929349
>still doesn't have a viable Teio carryGuess I really need to make her Mile B or A
>>563930128noooo she's very usable with just medium and long, you will have to reset 50 times too for medium s. not worth it
how come no one makes of urara for having an actual big head or HUGE alien eyes
>>563930235Because she is my hecking daughterino and I love her dearly.
>>563930185She's always very lacking in SP. I'll give it another try and force Mile if still bad
i need aries to start already so i can stop wasting time being addicted to spamming room matches
How the fuck am I supposed to get max speed, 1k stamina, 1k+ power and 1k+ wit for Taurus 2 when my uma has fucking guts growth and I have to cripple my deck with Bobo wit
>>563930235she is already a loser
>>5639303699* pwr 9* stam, creek, 2 speed, 3 wit
>>563930235Having HUGE alien eyes is relatively normal in tracen to be fair
>>563930465Post it
>>563930465More like Almond Why is she so darn cute!!!!
...practice races should let you choose the music that is played during the race
>>563929631She schemes her way into becoming your trainee
>>563930465Hey it's the long F uma
Everyone finds umas attractive until someone mentions Seeking the Pearl lips
-30 energy and -90k fansSorry Danchou you can blame the devs for putting this stupid mission
>>563930501
>>563930686But anon, you're already in senior yearJust finish out the year..!
uma&co
>>563930770nnnnnyo
Anyone tried to make a Suzuka in MANT? Obviously regular front runner since she can't get oonige. How does she perform in practice lobbies?
>>563930780But why?
>>563930780Don't be mean to them. They have an avatarfag
>>563930465Ai has really yummy looking ears
How many of you are actual faggots?
>>563931042Nishino WOULD NOT say this
>>563931042i want to fug benis :DDDD
>>563931269hehe Benis Bark :DDD
>>563931269>>563931329God I love French Teio
she drives me crazy
>>563931078Made to be fondled and played with
>>563931269>>563931329>>563931390
>>563927563>>563927706
>>563930761sweet
Today I would like you to consider sex with Matikanetannhäuser.
>>563930128Teiomanko... I can see it...
>>563931662dumb pose
>>563931042Nishino would DEFINITELY say this
>>563931712Don't say that...
taishin if she pretty and derby
dahby
>>563931853Not with those pathetic ears
can you stop posting about umas I dislike
[GREAT NEWS] dahbyposter is still in hell
#freeshakur
>>563931945Nah
>>563932000Shakur will never suspect a thing. How can pure sweet Doto do anything evil... Unless...
>>563931963Can we trade him for the ntrfag
>shows up in summer and bricks your run
>>563931963Mambros need to start flatlining again
>>563931945No
>>563932056*AHEM*>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
Shakur but without shark teeth and piercings
i transitioned into only doing 1 run per day and i like the comfiness
>>563932285>i transitioned
Dicta Striker>Shakur
>>563932185Nyo, not after we moved back into the background...
>>563931929To be fair, she's not that much slower than before.
>>563932368Dicta Striker (Soccer Boy) LOVE
QRD on NTR anon?
>>563932368Dicta Striker and Air Shakure owe me angry tomboy sex
"""pretty""" derby
any umamusume fans in the chat?
Fine. Whats the deal with Shakur? She isnt really mean right
ATTENTION: I would like to announce that Nishino Flower and I have gotten married. Henceforth, I request that you keep all Nishino Flower discussion polite and SFW out of respect for my wife. Thank you, and God bless you all.
>>563932772her father, was a drinker, and a fiend. and one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
>>563932772doto abuse did a number to her....
Pretty Dahby!!!
Doto isn't evil. Stop the gaslight. Unless you're TM Operaguy
um...
>>563932958Dotoposters are evil therefore Doto must also be evil
>>563932985WTF THIS IS GODLY
>>563932841this might be the only SFW pic I have of Flower kek, the Valentine's event had a number on her waistline
t.m. opera otransmasc operation
>>563932841You're just one of many
Should I be concerned about the amount of nishino flower posters we have
>>563932987I am not evil
>>563933061Actually I am her one and ONLYI am sorry to break this news to you anon but Flower is only serious about one person in this world, me.If you have lingering feelings towards her I understand and you have my condolences but she does not share your feelings.
claude, unleash the nishino flower botnet, do not stop until she lives in everyone mind rent free.
>>563933148they'll have moved on in two weeks, don't worry about it
>>563930635Her lips are hot, made for blowjobs, are you an homosexual by any chance?
>>563933148Soon ines fujin and bamboo memory posters will appear
>>563933148That's a good thing.
I just want mejiBright but it's literally impos
>>563933148Wait until HE arrives
>no character worth rolling until seeking the pearl at distant futurewhy doesn't cytendo temp my money?
>>563933389Liking ugly umas doesn't make you special.
>>563933301>>563933389no one says this
>>563933389Zenno Rob Roy? Hishi Miracle?? Dream Journey???
>>563932958*casually reminds fuku that her sister is dead and burued while she's reminiscing about her childhood*
>>563932772She's antisocial and has a rough way of speaking but besides that she's a good girlHer roommate on the other hand...
cygames wont release another cunny uma until EOS. roll for nishino flower now or regret forever.
>>563933389I know for a fact people will pull for Copano RIckey, Sweep Tosho, Inari One and Nakayama Festa before new Christmas alts
>>563933428>>563933432All red blooded American patriots roll on all American umas
>>563933428>>563933432>>563933446wtf is this garbage taste
>>563933158That's what she says to everyone. She's actually the sykkuno of tracen academy.
>>563933389trust me, you'll need that stash
>>563933571who?
>>563933538hey
I will be rolling for Natie and King and putting them up on TT and future CM
>>563933446>Zenno Rob RoyEvery uma with glasses is ugly>Hishi MiracleGrandmother uma that is only attractive for weirdos>Dream JourneyUgly glasses granny that manages to encapsulate both terrible characteristics and is by far the ugliest uma in the franchiseAt least you're consistent with your shit taste
>>563933598sovl
>>563933590Some retarded whore slept with a sloptuber called Sykkuno then slept with him again in the morning and now she decided he raped her because she doesn't sleep with people she isn't dating
>>563933590some e-celeb who got caught cheating with like 10 girls or something idk
>>563933553>not liking ZRR or sweepywtf
>>563933545RICKEYYYYY
Post something funni
Sorry danchou I'll be gone for a bit
And now we're moving from gay ERP to eceleb faggotry.
>>563933571You shut your goddammit mouth this INSTANTI will accept no further slander of my beloved wife by you unwashed sodomizing INGRATESFlower is purePUREI am the only one that has ever had her heart or will everNobody elseCease with this chicanery at once and repent
>>563933625How can this nigger say this about Dream Journey when we just established on the very same thread she is great.
>>563933625>posts ugly uma no one likes
>>563933714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqOWI4P9F-E
>>563933730stfu and post your cock now
>>563933730There has not been any ERP in 2 threads do not summon them
>>563932925She's neither pretty nor dahby.
>>563933625>Grandmother uma that is only attractive for weirdos???I think you are talking about Wonder Acute, Hishi Miracle is the fat fuck that hates swimming
>>563933625Sorry to hear that you're even gayer than the ERPposting chiyoposter
>>563932841
>>563932958She literally knocked out Shakur with her valentine's chocolate and left her unconscious in their room without notifying anyone then loafed around the main hall until her trainer talks to her
>>563933946yeah, but who wouldn't?
>>563933625This reeks of a falseflag, I don't recall Flash posters ever being this mean
>>563933873No, this is someone's grandmother
>>563933924ToT please poast more
>>563933986you're right, flashposters just want to share their moist German wife with the world. We won't accept this false flag
Odds I cook Even I eat outside7 I do my remaining borrows instead
>>563933598damn top cun is titmogging them hard i bet she feels smug
>>563934059whatcha gonna cook?
>>563933738>chicanerybro thinks he's Chuck
>>563934040Flashposters are cucks?
>>563934059what are you eating, need ideas
>>563933994faggot
>>563933986Flash is my favorite and anyone who thinks Dream Journey is attractive is a 3/10 themselves
>>563934059Cook some rice and fry some veggies
>>563934169you only like eishinflash because you are pornbrained.
>>563934104>>563934139>>563934175Guess I'll settle with curry
>>563934208You'd better be talking about Japanese curry...
>>563934169now I believe that anon about this being a falseflag
>>563934208Dont forget the diced carrots!
>>563934203Flash is only liked for her tits thoughbeit
>>563934203projecting>>563934241coping
>>563934169Post your eishin flash expert title
>>563934003Ok but it's not as sexy
but if we like horsegirls trannies get mad
>>563933625don't shay that...
>>563934362post fan count and highest ranked flash and i'll believe you
>>563934362bigger falseflag than mossad
bwos why are some replies being hidden on their own? I don't have any filters so idk what's happening
>>563934457>thinking flash simps actually play the gamehow many times have you seen one in a competitive race?
>17 medium stars>Don't hit medium S on the first inspo
Me and Nishino.https://litter.catbox.moe/ev0bzehir57zyulz.png
>>563934420
I like Flash, because she is German (like me) and her autism is endearing.
>>563934457dox baiting...
>>563934527iktfif I'm feeling desperate I just play it out until the second one...
The countries that eat the most horse meat are concentrated in Asia, parts of Europe, and Latin America, with China, Kazakhstan, and Mexico at or near the top by volume.Top consumers by volume China – By far the largest consumer and producer of horse meat; it appears in sausages, noodles, and regional dishes.Kazakhstan and Mongolia – Horse meat is traditional nomadic food and remains a significant part of the diet, often in sausages and dumplings such as manti.Mexico, Russia, and Italy – These countries appear repeatedly in lists of biggest consumers, with Italy especially known for horse‑meat sausages and steaks.Other notable countries Japan, France, Belgium, Switzerland, Canada (especially Quebec), and Kyrgyzstan also consume horse meat regularly, often as a traditional or regional delicacy rather than everyday food for most people.
>Someone who likes x uma is an asshole? Inconceivable.
>>563934583Is it you German name hors anon?
I heat horse meat pizza and a horse meat ball dish back in Sicily. They were very tasty.
>>563934537>anal
I just know dotoposters are behind all of this somehow
>>563934537I do this
>>563934682>stevethis is the best name for a racehorse ever.
>>563934696She's a child bro...
>>563934457Here, have my current team trial Flash>inb4 not max bondYeah she's busy jerking me off on the homescreen while I train anything but late surgers in mant, so she's got no time to race
>>563934682Yes glad they are still alive and well
>tick all the greens>forgot to tick groundwork...xoguri don't need groundwork right? I already got beyond and NSM so groundwork is just contradicting the build
>>563934682>Through The Sky became a triple tiara mareHoly fuark how did I miss this
>>563934810A pace promoted Oguri is an autowin.
>>563934682>Uma Horsewow
>cheerleader Nice Natie has dominator and NSM baseline>can't use her own card for OYLwhy...
>>563934558Really loving this template
>>563934758yeah and my dick is small so what?
>>563934828thisbut I will bring a front just for you anon so don't worry about your groundwork-less hog
>>563934861you have sirius nowyou rike?
>>563934861use the kwaboli card for mediums
>>563933817I can understand why he's hesitant. Dickanon set the bar very high.
>>563934884
my uma
peanut butter time
>>563934909>>563934914what? sirius doesn't give OYL? or am I missing something
>>563934861Your Tickezo guts?
>>563935031She gives from the bricked
>>563935031sirius gives a gold accel for mediums (agemasen) it's a stupid idea though. You have NSM you shouldn't need OYL/FTB
>>563934991I don't get it
Silly Symboli
>>563934897Thanks, should be good for my NSM hog
>>563934815Sorry about that, I might have forgotten to make a reply to your post when she retired.She already had one foal with Tosho Boy. Now she carries another made with Speed Symboli
>>563935081>>563935098oh I thought you meant team sirius>>563935043nyo
I will not fall for cute Sirius propaganda
>night owl pre-debut
>fail 18% training>gives practice poor>fails 2% wit training afterThis is a glue isnt it
>>563935340Why not?
Zenno Rob Roy fuckers will look at this image and say "sex" unironically
>>563933986One of them that also posts Chiyo is definitely a shitposter though
>S turf S medium Oguri>37 races 37 wins>4/4 skin outbreaks, abyssmal summer training, forgot to use 0% fail rate talisman at 0 energy once and got -3 mood
>>563935448You forgot the huge tits
>>563935448This girl is extremely erotic and I would like to have sex with her. Sex.
>>563935448noif she had giant tits, then yes
>3rd summer turn>wit rainbow>okay>buy out all the stat scrolls>4th summer turn>speed rainbow>just realized there is a speed weight in the shop>not enough coins
>>563935469Chiyoposter have always been gay
>>563935506>>563935514>>563935529
>>563935504I'm actually getting S+/SS the past few days, that naturally meant the NY opera borrow ain't giving me (S)hit
>>563935632SEX
Mile B is dumb
>>563935632Now give her a big sword and beret.
>>563935632Sex.
>>563935632Sex
>>563935632ZENZOBZOY?!
>>563935632Now we're talkinghubba hubba
>>563935340
>>563935081>>563935169>>563935809This artist is the main reason why I can't hate her fully
>>563935632My friend looks like this?
>>563935961L O N D O N ?ONDON?
>>563935809looks like a bird shat on her hair
>>563935961dont ask me i dont know her
>>563935901I replaced her abusive in game personality with Silly Symboli and now I like her.
>>563936006dont' say that...
https://e-hentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
>>563936006kekaaaaand shes ruined
>bweeeeeeeeh kodomo ja nai!!!>*mood down*
>>563936006shittrius stinkoli
>>563936127>e-hentaiboomerbro everyones on nhentai nowadays
I want something interesting to happen. I'm so BORED
>>563936298Curate some club drama
heh, tough luck, I was already a Symboli
We are all Mejiro family here.
Kitasan Black... I hate you
>>563936298Do a run
if you arent taller than every uma in the game youre a turbomanlet btw
>>563936298Go play Winning Post
>>563936291but you can't upload non hentai art there
>>563936298Watch Princession Orchestra.
>>563936298The only things that happen to /uma/ now are bodyparts being posted
>>563936443I am 205cm/6'7. What uma is for me
>>563936452is it free, in english, and on windows?
>>563936407Ugly family
>>563936548can be, no and yes
>>563936086>abusive in game personalityThanks for self-reporting that you haven't read any in-game stories involving her.
wow sex
>>563936443I'm shorter than Buono
>>563936420Take that back
>>563936546 the gyarus. all gyarus have height fetishes
>>563936645Proof?
>>563936596sexzuka
>>563936452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34qsXd4M5XEso this was what uma musume could have been...
>>563936546
>>563936708so slender and touchable
>>563936298The new anime season started pretty recently. Check out the first episodes of some and see if one catches your interest. Or go out for a jog or something to set a good example for your umas.
>>563936628Sorry Kitasan Black... I love you
>>563936769MADE FOR STANDING PAIZURI
>>563936769So this is the power of fall senior triple crown winners
god swimsuit season is just around the corner I love seeing it!!!
GL will set /uma/ straight
>NTR was the last to hit orange friendship >refused to get in Speed training during both summers>event chain stopped just short of finishing I'm going to rape the NTRfag now
>>563937216nooo......not before I get my /uma/ bf...
>>563936950shetland pony uma when?
>>563937189ugly horse irl according to japs btw
>>563937308That's a tranny
why do umas below G even exist?
>>563937469A smaller breast size means that when you hug, your hearts are closer
>>563936950>hurrdurr standing paizuri hahahha look at me I'm tall XDDD I can do standing paizuri cause I'm tall. HAahahaah guys I'm 6'2 lol standing paizuri xdd I'm tall btwFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF FUCKING TALLFAG NIGGER NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT HUMBLE BRAGGING FUCKING NIGGER
Did you reach UG with your oshi yet?
>>563937469where did you find this information
>>563937567i hate lankets like you wouldnt believe
>>563937576yep! twice evenmaybe I should attempt Ug1
>>563937576yo das me delete this
>>563937567>Teiobro is a manlet AND 300 pounds
>>563937567Its okay bwo, all of my closest friends are and have been short kings, I know you have a heart of gold. Let it all out
>>563937523Huh, it's actually trueI thought you could just you know go between her tits, but your hearts are offset enough it's actually stuck behind breast tissue not just regular skin
>>563937743sooo you're actually closer with your brows if you touched chests...
>>563937743Did you really need AI to tell you this...?
>>563937743
>>563936937Bright wouldn't say this
>>563937730That's you?
good morning umadacchi
>>563937807YesI know the heart is offset into your right lung but I didn't realize by how much
>>563937743>needing AI to tell you something blatantly obvious
>>563937857no i was lying
>>563937631are women retarded
>>563937847>Amazon: can cook for you>Flower: can not cook for youThe answer should be obvious on who is superior.
>>563937859Helios HATE
>>563937567its not their fault, theyre just existing. blame women for being obsessed with tall guys and not considering males below 5'10 as human
>>563937859good morning !!
>>563937956don't say that........
>>563937932Yes, and so are men. All humans are retarded. News at 11.
>>563937849Yeah you're right I forgot the desu wa
>>563937945>brown uma>goodNo
>>563938068anyone get confused between umas? there are so many brown haired ones that just look the same as eachother
>>563938056retarded men tend to get pruned out of the life cycle. retarded women however not so much
>>563937945What?
>>563937945>>Flower: can not cook for youYou just admitted to not reading.
>>563937932very. most problems we have, worsened thanks to womans suffrage
>>563938187correct.
>>563938037morning cutedacchi!!
I love this grown-ass woman so much!!!
>>563937945>Flower: can not cook for you
>>563938278
if urara was a man instead of funny pink girl everyone would laugh and throw stones at him. thats the sad reality of things
>>563938278natie pubes sexy
>>563937945The first thing Flower does when meeting you is make you a bento...
>>563937945Both are wife material, the only umas you should avoid are shameless and useless whores
>>563938316>troondolf>troona
>>563938448I HATE CURREN
>>563938316
>>563938293wish you an amazing day
>>563938037morning!
poona
>>563938512#didntask#urafag#cutecurrenchan
What if... you took Hydrate, U=ma2, and Triple 7's... and the 4th heal was Radiant Star...
>>563938412all women have to do is be nice, and or pretty. Take note most struggle with this
>>563938545https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poona_Ford
>>563938316maru air guitar
>>563937567Sorry for being 6'4 with a huge cock anon, its not my fault
>>563938538it's the weekend finally too
>>563938701Hello dickanon~
I don’t get itThe last few runs, I keep getting prepared to pass from fimo card instead of speed star?????????
odds i get subwayevens i get fried chicken
>>563938701>6'4>not 6'7
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY 6'3+ GIGACHADS IN /UMA/FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT YOUR PLACE. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS DOWNLOAD TINDER AND YOU CAN GET A CUTE GF IN 5 MINS THESE UMAS ARE FOR US SHORT KINGS
>>563938701>6'4CHOPPED>>563938829dont do it anon, we are looksmaxxing
>>563938829Who the fuck eats Subway in 2026?
>>563938861>>563938701if uma musume was real these would be the stud horses paid to impregnate our waifus to grow the best genes for the next generation of horses
>>563938829If you were smart, you'd go to KFC and get both fried chicken AND a sandwich
>>563938891I'm 191cm so I'm exactly 6'3 what the hell.....
>>563937929I know that's you RinShow your neo vagina cutie
>>563938719it is! beautiful outside today as well...
>>563938829sent both. check your mail. enjoy your meal
>>563938891>he's asian
I'm 5'7. Which uma is for me?
>>563937857Looks cute on the left but ugly on the right
>>563939086none
>>563938891i'm a 6'7 stikk if that makes you feel better
>>563938993Fuck off, cuck.
>>563938781Hello, hope youre having a good weekend!>>563938861Thats like 2m right? Im 193cm
>>563938891im a 186cm manlet and cocklet... its so fucking over for me
>>563939073
Umamusume?
>>563939071because disgusting faggots have taken over /uma/
>>563938802reply you small dick chuds
>>563939051same for me and it's finally warm, and I gotta go swim later too
>>563939330Mayano is such a sexy, mature woman.
donut
>>563939073its not fair..
>>563938542bue bue!
>>563938993my exact thoughts currenbro
>>563939305https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30010-fine-motionits rng nigger
>>563939423Forever Fraud
>It's another episode of "anon is bored and has no other hobbies besides posting on /uma/"Just make a /soc/ thread and go be a boring faggot there. I prefer a slow thread than this stupid shit
>>563938993teiobro...
>>563938829>subwaytry eating a good sandwich
you should not be allowed to play uma if you aren't a skinny manlet like a jockey
>>563939487Now you understand why we wanted /v/ma to stay
what's the chance of getting agemasen'd on sweeps straightaway spurt? it feels like 50% but maybe I'm just unlucky...
We need a poll for /uma/ anons heights next thread
>>563939487That's based and all but I need mare milk
>>563939487i like cum bucket d'whore
>>563939607/v/ma is here right now because their thread personalities aren't letting anyone bake
>>563939487you will blogpost and you will enjoy it chud
>>563939650No
>>563939356ahhh that sounds like fun...I should do it too
>>563938829Get Firehouse it's better
>>563939782>>563939782>>563939782
>>563939791Kinda cute
Talking about sex is fine once in a while but doing it 24/7 just becomes stale and boring. And it attracts genuine porn addicts and ERPers thinking they are in good company. It's probably too late for this thread though
>>563939483literally how?i aaaaalways got speed star out of her until last few runs when i wanted to make a pace oguri
>>563939869umas ARE for sex
>>563939590True...I could never be a jockey, only a toraina
>>563939754it's genuinely fun and the best cardio ever for me, everyone should try it atleast once
>>563940358for sure the most fun way to exercise, now I got the sudden urge to play beach volleyball
>>563911058...What? I'd love it if it's on good art, at least. Keeping an eye out for this, then.
