Previous: >>563917327>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
ningen females look so weird without uma ears
Maya suki
Riko Kashimoto! That is all.
NEIGHGGERS
boysex
>there will be people here shorter than Brian's trainerhttps://poal.me/7btf5e
I think Dream Journey is stalking me
Hello bros
>>563939914Don't use this image to shitpost
>>563939895
>>563939962im 177cm, but my brother in law is 213cm, and my father in law is 210cmi feel like a midget around them
>>563940062damn, id feel so emasculated
>>563939895>>563940035What the FUCK is her problem?
>>563939892She rapes boys.>>563939962>idonum >all AmericansFuck off
>>563939782>Ry*n breadJANNIES PLEASE DO SOMETHING, I DONT WANT A RY*N THREAD
windy
>>563939962>+186cm os the capShould have made it +190
>>563940130Not Mayano's fault that she was born with a disability, please be nice, anon.
>>563940130I'm glad you said it since I don't care about maya enough to say it myself
>>563940173understood, NTR thread coming right up
>>563940235it makes sense to be fair, 186 is the official manlet cutoff
>>563940284THAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>563940130
>>563940329even manletting is being powercrept...
>>563939962didnt know we had this many femanons in /uma/. neat.
[Sad News] Infamous Teioposter has been found passed away on his bed this morning due to a heart attack, likely linked to his morbid obesity.
>>563939962192cm is honestly too much I actually wish I was a little bit shorter. like 185 or somethingshorter people usually live longer too.....
>>563940449P.S. He was found with a huge erection
>>563940449Ill miss him desu
[Great News] Dream Journey finally molested me
>>563940130It's one of the only spic memes that doesn't look like a faggot drew it so I won't complain
>>563940329Oh, thats 6', hate switching between feet and cm
>>563940549fuck you this is wrong
>>563939962Ramonu torena is done for, he didn't stand a chance
>>563939962>Spica trainer, Kitahara, KurodaWhy are male trainers such chads?
>>563940489not just that, the entire world is built for short guys. everythings too smallthe only 2 advantages are women love/fetishize us and we can beat most people up in a fight, which are both pretty useless. id prefer to be shorter
>>563939451bue bue bue!
>>563940635go away, you whore
>>563940449https://youtu.be/28DDkIBwAfgF
>>563940635you need an alpha aura to train an uma, they need to respect your authority.
OHAYOOO->foidpostingoyasumi
>>563939962>Someone reposted the poal to /gig/lmao
>>563940613What are you talking about, that's how it was filmed, I was there
lots of anons over 180 here...tall...
>>563940489I fucking hate the fact everything is too short/small for me. fucking shoe size 14 1/2. Short people just need to die off the genepool already
>>563939962>5 girls below 170 ittLONDONONDON
>>563940829autistic people tend to be taller
>>563940829It's all for Rice sex you see.
>>563940869me on the right
>>563940869damn, what did they feed spe during pregnancy
>>563940834we will soon if women have their way. the only way we were still in it is from when women had no jobs and just had to bang whoever could keep them, we fucked up giving them choice
>>563940649>>563940834what sucked the most was going around japan while being that tall, I genuinely bumped my head multiple times while leaving the train>>563940829dacchi..
>>563940869You can't post that
>>563940869sex with mares!
I'm coming to rape you
I'm chaotic evil which uma is for me
>>563940181Is cute
>>563940973according to /jp/s height posts every girl there would stare at you in awe/smile when you walked past/ whisper to their friends about going up to talk to you then giggling together was it true
>>563940869Vista wouldn't wait till graduation
We need the definitive /uma/ toreina doxx poll with fave uma , height, weight, dicksize, eye colr, hair color, feet size and club
>>563941075I want this.
>>563940869>>563941075yeah, sex with me
>>563940834Even worse is how some seats on plains and buses would usually be too cramped to fit in my legs. I actually have to bend my knees further when sitting.>>563940869we ball
>>563940861it got reposted to /gig/ so they're all from there
>he thinks there are girls in the internet>forgetting rule 29absolute state of you losers right now
>>563940869>>563941075cocks out everyone! it's jerking off time!
dober vs dick
>>563941075extremely sexy mare
>>563940869>>563941075Ugly waifubaits
>>563941161it make sense cause only a woman would be autistic enough to play genshit
>>563940973not like I'm short-short or anything! just under the thread average...so don't laugh
>>563941094not sure I never paid any attention.... tokyo trains are like almost always so crowded you need to put your backback on your chest instead and I was already sticking out like a thumb Japan is way more touristy now so tall people aren't THAT rare>>563941140same especially with how little leg space you have on planes
Sex with childhood friends.
>>563941210how did Spe have such erotic kouhais
>>563941075i already gooned to this like 10 times...
>>563941210again, WHAT DID THEY FEED SPE?
>>563941094not true, in tokyo people mostly dont look at strangers. thats what i noticed
>>563941112>Cafe195cm, 92kg, no, black, black, US48, no
>>563941210Spe, I'm going to breed your daughters
>>563941257>that post>that umawhy do tall guys love her so much? maybe its that you need alpha energy to handle her
>>563941243that's the best headpatting height so I'm all for it
>>563941354what does umanko taste like?
>Posting porn so that a maido comes here and cleans it up right with all the off-topic postsBased
>>563941389helios is just a cute paripi gyaru and I love her seiyuu...
NISHINO FLOWER WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE AND YOU FAGGOTS GASLIT ME IN TO ROLLING FOR HER THIS BITCH IS LEGIT TROLLING
>>563941424>a fatass Teiobro wrote this post
>>563941553nishinoflowersmugface.jpg
>>563941553Get fucked
>>563941553gwo your SS
>>563941354what does manko taste like?
holy shit I want to get Bue pregnant
>>563941503nyo...
>>563941553
>>563941553any summon on an uma that isnt purely for how much you think shes cute is a complete waste. everything else should go into support cards
>>563941424me too! it's my preferred dynamic after all...
>>563941553um have you tried being lucky?
>>563941553>he actually fell for the gaslightlmao, get fucked
>>563941553that's right bwo, back to parent mines with you
>>563941553How is this her fault?
>>563941683is rice really a loli? ive seen conflicting information
>>563941683Mayano shouldn't be there since she's not a mare
>>563941553>Rolling for parent uma without the ability to cope with having to do a 1000 runs to get something goodRetard
>>563941754it's called a hebe
>>563941661get patted!!!!!
>>563941802>Racist Calstone
>>563941873heavy petting with rice
>>563941754She has flat tits and that's all that matters. Huge breasts are obscene to the eyes.
>>563941683Sex with these girls.
i like how you can just post naked umas in here and you dont get reported or banned.
>>563941759laisu is a stallion too nwo...
>>563941075
>>563941873aiiiieeeeeeee~
https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/compsizes.xhtmlJust use this.
>>563941935We are mature adults after all
>>563941935Do it, faggot
>>563941926whys rice look so unhappy
>>563941968nta but /umajp/ told me that stallions that didn't fuck (for whatever reason) are honorary himbas
>>563942040She's fighting back the urge to completely and utterly rape torena.
This thread will be even gayer
why are mares so rapey
>>563941112ask doto
>>563942000I hired a girl this size before
>>563942072What's a himba?
>>563941968well, with how much she cried she might as well be a bitch mare gottem
>>563942129Hired?
>>563941806transcend would do this
>>563942000damn
>>563942142himba = mareNakayama Himba Stakes = Nakayama Mare Stakes
>>563941553>rolling for parentshow many times are you going to fall for this old man
>>563942110https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17073740
>>563942217BUENA VISTA WILL STAY FOREVER A PURE VIRGIN ONLY FOR ME
>>563942183You know very well what I mean
For me, It's this stallion.
>>563941553>rolling for a parent>rolling for a parent that's only relevant on three tracks a year>rolling for a parent when you can't get high scores on a parent>rolling for a parent without sweepy
>went from using 3 borrows a day to 1I'm feeling the burnout bros
>>563942110>StallionsGot to fuck a lot and have lots of children IRL = no internal pressure to fuck and have lots of children>MaresOnly got to have a handful of children IRL = a lot of internal pressure to fuck and have lots of childrenThey just want what they couldn't IRL
do not post porn of my wife
>>563942307>child predator Neck yourself
Stallions shouldn't be motherly
>>563942393The children in this game are predators...
>>563942203>>563942129i see stuff like this on tiktok and zoomer women say 'this is the ideal high difference' or 'i want this height difference'. feels bad man
have you ever thought about Dia-chan's slutty cousin?
what a morning.
Stallion uma should become mothers
>>563942478I just did! waiting patiently...
>>563942290>he refuses to fuck her cfChildhood friends have it rough even when they win
>>563942490Holy...
nice thread /uma/
i claimed daring tact you can have the rest of the spe lineage
>>563942473>t.lolicon>>563942495>western artist
>>563942490sex filled morning....
>>563942475have you tried just dating children?
nishinobros don't look....
>>563941754all that matters is that she's sexy
>>563942490god damn she is hot as fuck
>>563942603might as well take care of it before dailies reset.
>>563942495they will
>>563942651Sexo
>>563942651Mayacchi that hand gesture is a nono
>>563942635this is reliable
What do steeplechase Umas think of regular racing Umas?
Your height and your oshi's height?
STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK MY TRAINEES!
>>563942596
>>563942757going to a love hotel with light hello after telling my trainee to take a day off
>>563942651I would impregnate both
I got the 100m fans title for pasa and don't know what to do now
>>563942653could say the same for that maya>>563942651there's gotta be at least one maya trainer out there that's into onee-loli
>>563942830>helios 156>me 192CUTE
>>563942847Hello /int/ bro
>>563942836>wanting this
>>563942921Why are mares such expert rapists
>>563942847Which Uma would do this to you?
You should fuck your trainee
>>563942972you mean this?
>>563942982loves only jew
>>563942996No, she's ugly.
>>563942924Celebratory umapyoi with her
>>563942830Nishino Sex
jesus christ i can smell the pheromones
>>563942667might aswell lewdpost and take care of one until reset hits in 3 hours
OHIMBA SEXO
>>563942996Ok
>>563943085>running from an UmaFirst mistake
>all these gooner postsThis post still stands right
wonder what attracted all these giants to a horse racing game
>>563942929maya is not too bad herself yeah
>>563943140!?
>>563943195That was reposted to /gig/ so who cares
>>563943140>tail grabbased
>>563943110read my mind.>>563943197cute dober
>>563943176it will stop when a new day starts....
>>563943085That's a given but I meant in the game
>>563943140>The tail pull
>>563943092I HATE CURREN
>>563943140
anyone ever ridden an uma IRL before? what was it like?
>>563943247whoa now that's going over the line. this is a blue board you know
>>563943276>cow and gorilla Kill yourself
>>56394319We are all stallion-coded after all
>wake up>open /uma/>get horny
>>563943396i'm not upset about this.
>>563943276>cow and gorillaLove yourself!! Because you have excellent taste Seriously.
>>563943279Equip the tile and make her your CM ace forever?
>>563943396>aislop
>slop
I like grilled carrots in the first shop because it lets me easily check whose fault it will be when my summer trainings are shit
>>563943317My grandfather raises cattle, and has some horses. Honestly you feel powerful, felt like a nobleman or knight. Doesnt help that I am a historyfag.
>>563943416Stop being horny
>>563943176Meh, its just a morning thread anyway, who cares. Let them get out of their system, now rather than later.>>563943247THIS HOWEVER, IS GOING TOO FARSTOP NOW
>>563943423a fine man will enjoy all kinds of bodies
>>563943416just another day.
>>563943317Only with a draft, it was alright. Very fun to have them run when it starts getting windy.
>>563943317It was pretty neat, but quite bumpy. I was a teenager and a friend of a friend's parents had a horse that they let me ride once and I was kinda nervous and didn't have the courage to go particularly fast. Can def see it being fun if you know the uma and its mannerisms better and know what you're doing.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really love Stego.
>>563943431I won't NTR Bobo but will probably run her this CM
>>563943591Is she any good in CM
I really want this as a notification sound for all my apps and devices.
>>563943591>loving the NTR horse
Keep being horny
>>563943646Nishino is just too lewd.
>>563943591stego stop sniffing your dirty butt let others enjoy too
>>563943670i'm doing my part.
>>563939962>air groove trainerSuave speaking motherfucker, asleep half the time and a smoker. Good at sex despite the average looking dick.>Brian's trainerDiligent guy with a deep voice and huge dick, still a virgin.>Rudolf and Teio's trainerHimmel sounding smug little shit, has threesomes with both of them on the regular, nerdy guys hated him at trainer school but got their asses kicked by him.>Ramonu's trainerAustistic fuck that takes the press seriously, would never see his uma as a woman despite being passed down to every Mejiro as their boy toy.>Sirius TrainerActual fag, sucked off Rudolf's and Teio's trainer once.
>>563943627Her ult is one of the if you are late-race accelerate ahh skill
>>563943740You are brown
>>563943764What?
don't say that...
>>563943617Holding hands with fingers interlocked is what’s truly lewd
>>563943627Mandatory parent to pull for late/end because you can't borrow or ticket her
>>563939962The only person I'm taller in this picture is Teio
>>563943746finally someone posts best girl
>>563943786You can also inherit the skill and evolve it but you need to have Stego yourself who is a limited umaAnd yeah she's a good ace
>>563943317you feel talland you can see more
>>563943627Yeah she's good. But like, just good because there's monsters on the field like Chrono Genesis.
cuckasan
get to it, torena
>>563943867Whats your cup size?
I can't believe /uma/ revived my sex(?) drive...been milked so many times today
deadramante
Satono Diamond can tell if you've umapyoi'd recently
>>563943785You wish.
next thread will be less horny
>>563944014wtf why was I not invited?!
>>563944014and I doubt it will be the last too
>>56394401334B
>>563944014The anons milking you are men faggot
>>563944026>beat Kitacuck even in the race of lifenothing personel
umamusume yuri
>>563944014Faggot
Im gonna make a Daiwa tribute today
>>563944075I fully believe you
Finemo and Finemo posters owe me sex after all the times I've been denied Speed Star
>>563943416Me too, high five. Thank fuck onas exist.
>>563943592Bobo a cute
>>563944086london?
>>563944109annndd thats it, thanks for ruining the thread
Ranking umas based on how badly they lose to cock
>>563944167Shouldve had more wit, anon!
>>563944014wow, perv>>563944143gonna share it? i hope you do
>>563944109i'd prefer yuri posting over the literal faggots here
sometimes it's just one of those runs
>>563944251faggot
>>563944108life is a marathon, not a sprint and the dummy went straight to the pits of you know where
>>563943859You cant borrow a limited uma parent?
>>563939962Is this a compilation from a source? I like these.>>563944272Be the change you want to see instead of a lazy complainer.
>>563944251I don't control what makes me hard
>>563944315Her skill evolves when inherited but ONLY if you own her, that's why borrowing won't work
>>563944426i know but have some restraint at least. or don't. i personally prefer the latter.
>>563944272
>>563944272How about game posting?Did anyone here actually beat Maruzensky with Chiyo on Unity Cup? What about Mr Cock and Balls?
>>563944437Ah borrowing to evolve, that makes more sense.
Who are you running for the DAHBY?
>>563944184The cutest!
You WILL love the cock will you're on /uma/, /v/ma!!>>563939962Brian's trainer is coolest in this pic.
>>563944426actually too cute
>>563944535faggot
>>563944518naturally, the same umas I ran for the Satsuki Sho
>>563944495I played a couple times with Chiyo, she is cute. I was able to beat one or the other, not both.
>>563944526tru
>>563944585>>>/v/ma
>>563944232well?
>>5639442321. Dober
>
>>563944635I love these posts so much
who's the global uma that looks like she's the weakest to anal?
okay but /uma/bf
McQueen blown the fuck out by facts and logic
>>563944891King Halo>>563944910faggot
Why is this happening again?
>>563944891everybody knows idols are made for anal.
>>563944910what about it
>>563944891ryan, gymbunnies are uber weak to anal
>>563944925I think Teio is RETARDED (thanks to hachimi)
Teio Steppu :DDDD
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Thoughts?
>>563944910Out of all posters who would you pick?Who is your type
>>563944957okay this made me laugh
>>563944586>mfw the idea of reusing the exact same uma for Satsuki Sho and Derby and she wins both CMsIt doesnt seem like they run 3000m Kyoto ever again though..
>>563945030I'd advise against it
>>563944014>fag posting revived his sex drivebwo?
>>563944957HAHAHA>>563945030Super Creek my beloved
>>563944910cute post
>>563945030stupid lane cutting bitch
>>563944925>honeyade
>>563944976it would be FUN...
>>563945067but hot umas are being posted?? I fail to see the connection
half my FUCKING ECONOMY IS WORK CLOTHES WHY IS THIS GAME LIKE THIS
>>563944957Lol
Which uma is weak to hand-holding?
>>563945225
>>563945225>half my FUCKING ECONOMY IS WORK CLOTHES WHY IS THIS GAME LIKE THISEhhhh?
>>563945225b-bwo?
>>563945225uma for this feel?
>>563945286bue, next question
>>563945179it would...like a best friend and THEN some
>>563945308Doto
>>563945225has to be fucking victoria3. shit game
>>563944957Fuck this made me laugh
>>563944957kek based
Sorry wrong threadAnyways what uma would play Anno 1800 with me?
>>563944957hehehehe>>563945225BRO??? How embarrassing oh no
>>563944957/vm/a jerks off with a deadpan stare and no emotion while watching us
>>563945308North Flight.
>>563945341NOW I AM LONGING FOR IT
>>563944957I don't think you actually want an answer
>>563945390Who the fuck swims in 2C water?
Is it ERP hours again?
this CM will be better
Nishino love
>>563945541>againAlways has been
how do i get a cute twinky submissive /uma/bf
Despite all the fagposting I legit enjoy some of these funny reactions and posts. Can't believe whatever update 4chan did fixed the site
i hope faggots get HIV and die
>>563945527playing fun co-op games on the couch together and cuddling afterwards, just imagine
KILL THE THREAD.
>>563945594Be +6' and +7" and thick and bonus points for danchou too
#freeshakur
>>563945647If you think about it homosexuality is illogical
>>563945541>fake gay Chiyoposter gets absolutely mogged not once but twice and maybe moreI will never not find this funny!
Riceniggers are just mad nobody ever flirts with them
>>563945614it's preferable compared to actual gore/scat shit
>>563945647>and diesorry bwohttps://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260413-norwegian-effectively-cured-of-hiv-after-transplant-from-brother
>>563945531NTA but if you're white (other races may die) you should try it, it feels umazing.
>>563945739No it isn’t. That gets removed way faster.
>>563945614The chaos is pretty funny. It's better than the usual schizo and attention whoreposting by far.
>>563945662doing runs together after the reset and chatting it up tooliterally screaming now
>>563945797Other races should try it too
>>563945739I agree. The gore/scat spam is just one schizo melting down and nothing funny ever coming out of it. This one at least had some very funny moments, or at least the reactions of anons from it
>>563945710most fags just want to be women desu
>>563945614MAMBO!
i like when anons drop a catbox and there's 300 (You)'s. there's some really funny reactions in there.
>>563945897Dude no one should ever be near me when I play Uma. I get mad as fuck.
/uma/ is supports LGBTWTFBBQ123+
>>563945736Why do you never flirt with me?
>>563945994Pucker up, lover boy. Come here!
>>563945985>/uma/ is supports
>>563945897watching our cm finals on the big screen and celebrating like crazy after getting first place
>>563945984I would PUNCH the hell out of you after losing 1 rainbow
If you got Dodging Danger, Prudent Positioning and Ignited WIT on your front, do you take all 3 or select specific combo?
>>563945797True. Im white (mexican).>>563945957Most gays I have met hate women, they are just promiscuous
>>563945994My instincts warn me that Top Cunnyfags are legit dangerous.
>>563946027Nice sound bwo
>>563946027>_2F
>>563946030broke my suspension of disbelief
>>563946030AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>563946027
>>563946027Firefox is so gay, isn't it?
>>563946027How the tables have turned
https://x.com/toyxyz3/status/2045481790052393267 @umagrok make /uma/ less gay
>>563946027>firecuck
>>563946030>>563946190you two. stop it. i'm getting jealous.
>>563946053PP + DD should be taken together, if you have ignited WIT take it too, it's actually helping a lot managing the podium
>>563945242cute
>>563946190does it still feel impossible to you?
>>563945926>>563945978Pmuch>>563946027YOUR SOUND BWOHELIOS YOUR REPVTATION>>563946053Take dodging, prudent always or nothing if you cant take both. Wit if you can fit all 3 with skillpoints, not vital if you can't fit it.
/v/ma and /vm/a are both dying
Dotobros...
sleeves are erotic
>>563946365not necessarily impossible..... it would actually be very fun
>>563946445what a coincidence, me too
>>563946020You need to post a cute uma>>563946092Will you stop ignoring me if I post a cum tribute?
Fast learner but witlet
>>563946457cues
>>563946445at least /c/ma will never die
>>563946445You heard him, Rev up the gay motors, boys
>>563946445/v/ma was a fat fuck pink blob that spit into 2 guysOne of them was sent here, that's why the /uma/ threads took a different shift recently, and the other was sent to /vm/a to keep things comfy.
None of this would be happening if we had more good Uma yuri artists
>>563946573Yeah, my esl showed up
>>563946548that's still really nice, but you'll need to pray for procs to not fail
>>563946461what crime did he commit
>>563946461what if doto was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the stable
>>563946457>spoilerbeing bi has only made it harder to date. straight women (even some bi) are hesitant or have sort of prejudice towards bi men. 90% of queer men only want sex. this shit fucking sucks. uma musume.
>>563946671attempted murder, blackmail, sexual assault
>>563946457>all he wants is an honest connectionperhaps I have judged gays too harshly
>>563946671being cute
>>563946504Not that I'm encouraging you but that would definitely get some attention here
>>563946735People hate faggots and people hate fence sitters. Pick a side faggot
>>563946461look at him0 regrets about his actions
chiyoposting, kitaposting, currenposting, diaposting and ntrposting should be bannable
uma delicia
bisexuality is transgression against jesus christ. i could never do such a thing to a guy who died for my sins. and that is why i abstain from fucking lolis
>>563946735why would you tell either side you're a bislut, you're gay with guys and straight with womenthey don't need to know
>>563946613/v/ma is majin buu?
>>563946790When will you post your tribute, chiyoposter?
>>563946735Damn that sucks to hear man, hope you eventually find that special someoneI'll still make fun of bi people for being single though
>>563946735not really. I'm actually a fag and while sex would be good I think I'd rather just have a normal relationship
>>563946640I sure hope that ~1.53% proc chance I'm missing from not reaching 1200 wit because FM was being retarded doesn't come to bite me in the ass later.
>>563946898*smooches you*You understood the reference! /v/ is a dbz fan board.
>>563946920>spoilerguess you could say they're stillbi themselves
>>563947073
Rank these 4 gyarus from best to worst.
>>563947073kys
>>563946812>>563946897>you can be happy>just go back in the closet>for the rest of your lifesure. i guess.>>563946920>spoilerit happens a lot.>>563946963then you're part of the 10%, like me.
looking for umamusume enthusiast girlfriend (female)
I just like fapping with guys who share my tastes in big titty anime girls. I don't want sex and it's never been a phase.>>563946457I feel bad for you if you actually want relationships and real ones. The world isn't black and white but it sure is brutal.
>>563946862You are a disgrace to Raisubros.
>>563947073you felt clever posting this right. I chuckled
any umamusume fans in the chat?
soccer match starting in 30 but I also feel like sleeping--could use it as content tomorrow
>>563947119>Bottom tierHelios>Low TierGold City>actually good tierPalmer and Jordan
actually if youre bi and alone that means youre an incel.
>>563947073Goddamn it
>>563947215I was gonna watch that sidemen thing too
>>563947254but i've turned down hookups, doesn't that make me a volcel at this point
>>563947176go trip on a puddle
>>563947208Sorry this is /soc/ now
How much stamina do we need for Sping Tenno as a late Surger again?
how are you bi and single?like bwo you have twice the amount of people you're playing cross platform
>>563947123already got kissed myself >>563947117
>>563947236pama sexo
>>563946445Others find the idea of having a thread always up a bad thing, some doesn't mind. Some loves the le witcheck and stealth/collab threads meanwhile others hated it which is why they prefer /vm/a.But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.
>>563947292>he knowsbased!! I need to watch and cheer for my boy
>>563947357600 preferable
Gameplay posting will resume in 90min once we hit reset... surely....
>>563947361it's more like half desu
>>563945994Cause Maya is ugly?
MONTH AGO YOU ALL WERE AGAINST UMA X UMA AND SAID UMA X TRAINER IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOAND NOW IT'S JUST TRAINER X TRAINER GENERAL
Was the umamusume movie ever released in europe? It got released in NA already and it's getting released in south america next month
>>563947498god I wish.....
>>563947386I remember watching the charity match last year too it was actually kinda fun...
>>563947357I've gotten by with 430 + glittering star but that requires good rng on both not getting rushed and bad rival. I'd generally aim for 500+ and one recovery.
>>563947461we shouldn't have ostracized yuriposters only they could save us from this faggotryat least it would be about umas
>>563947498nope
>>563947451nah that's Narita "The Ugly Beast" Brian
>>563947380Why is your post so ESL.But yes I agree that moving fractured their community
>>563947380>But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.they don't want to be singled out and want the thread there, despite the entire moderation team agreeing to get rid of itit was always a futile effort but at least some of them are being able to post umas without all the hassle in /vm/
>>563947451You don't believe what you say
can all these faggots speaking about their sexual deviancy get a room
>>563947498gonna go watch it Enrique?
>>563946735The funny thing is, faggots also have a lot of prejudice towards bisexuals, claiming that they only want to have sex with other men but then eventually marry women to have a family.You'd think fags would be a demographic that takes extra good care not to have this kind of prejudice, considering they experience a lot of it themselves, but at the end of the day, we're all bigots.
my daring gf tact
>>563947540repeated sports watching gets stale but every once in a while is fun!
porn posting into faggot speak. nyoticing..
>>563947602jesus christ there's no hope for me.
>>563947380>But I think what everyone that loved /v/ma that doesn't want to transfer to /vm/a was looking for the was the toxicity against the mods and the back and forth retaliation against them.They're addicted to being "victims" and outrage culture basically. You can not help these "people".
>>563947642go rest and watch a vod then maybe I might do the same later!!
>>563947461>MONTH AGO YOU ALL WERE AGAINST UMA X UMAI never said that.
>>563947687AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
post buono
>>563946445I don't like /vm/a. Too many schizos and hall monitors. /uma/ is more entertaining too.
if im addicted to intimacy what am i? a sensitive young man?
next thread will be faster
>>563947765ok
Tough times make hard menHard men make gay threadsGay threads make soft boysSoft boys make tough timesBreak the cycleInvest in crypto and drug addictions.
Post your search history and your favourite UmaTeio
>>563947821a hopeless romantic
>game has an all female cast>sodomites come to talk about their lust for cock on that game's generalreddit now
>>563947119It's tough, because Gold City and Palmer dress like gyarus only on racetrack, they are visually high-class ladies outside of it, but they are actively defying society, so I guess they fit. Palmer got more party-going personality, but she seemingly only does it when she is with Helios.Tosen and Helios are honest dumbasses and fully embrace gyaru spirit. Though Tosen seems to be slightly reserved, bitter and got some quiet longing in her and introspective moments.1) Helios2) Palmer3) Tosen4) Gold CityI can be misinformed about it, but that's my current take on it.
>>563947824I replayed need for speed most wanted a weeks back and was surprised by how much fun old racing games are.
>>563947553Was phoneposting and tried to redo my post but forgot to delete some
>>563947891>gay threads make men hard
Wouldn't it be funny if we hit the image limit again
>>563947743yeah I will do that then, very close to dozing off already...good night dacchi!!
>>563947824that teio keychain is pretty good touch.
>>563947461>TRAINER X TRAINERGo away Riko I know it's you.
Underrated umas?
>>563947551>>563947562Hehehe, nerds!>>563947783We have our own schizos but I definitely don't like what theirs do, we have to experience that now too. And yeah, their hall monitorism is gayer than any fagposting. /uma/ is always fun in someway, I'll give you that.
>>563947849Need big uma
post umas slapping with their ears
can we go back to hornyposting this is getting depressing
>>563948031Oh nooo you're baiting me into posting Flash images hahaha
>>563947984...which most wanted
I hate faggots.Give me an uma wife.
Flash with Eishin Sex.
>>563947910Botswana anon...
>>563948138haha oh nooo I can't stop!
>>563948124I'd rather anons just not post if it's not about umamusume or keibaand no, posting something like "I am le horny................." with an uma image is not about either.
Why would a gay male play umamusume?
>>563948064Agnes
>>563948273a lot of umas are basically boys
>>563948273cummunity
>>563948040rest well umadacchialso I don't think it's impossible at ALL
>>563948226Umamusume aren't really, Nonny. Only our cocks are.>>563948273The outfits are cute and the songs are fun and upbeat.
>>563948273i don't know. one of my friends is a gay man (not bisexual. literal zero attraction to women) and he's in love with this game. it pisses me off sometimes.
>>563948226Rice Shower
>>563948153I didn't even know there was a remake bwo...
>first inspo>med S>ignited wit>spring runnerPlease, Shiraoki-sama, I beg you. Don't let me lowroll.
>>563948273because they suffer from gender dysphoria duh
>>563947541>>563947397Is it better to just run a Tiara route to avoid it since the next CM doesn't need that much stamina?
>>563948386i will let you live...this time
>>563948273Same reason they hang around women despite having no attraction
>>563948273Gameplay's fun, but I also enjoy flirting with you guys a lot.
>>563948271I amNOT hornyanymore
>>563948253It's 15h49 for half of Europe now
>>5639484157 and you get a UE6 and you have no rainbows during summer
>>563947572Yeah probably
>>563948415I belieb in you anon, I've just finished Kita run where she got Med S on first inspo, and it was a good run.
>>563948253Lots of EU countries are UTC+ 2 right now bwo
>>563948506Fuck me.
>>563948273Any kind of modern gaming is more like a community, social event than an actual way to play a video game. People are lonely, gays, and trannies even more so you get the picture.
why are you gay
>>563948441Agnes x Jungle
>>563948480Faggots like you give us a bad rep
>>563948489>>563948546And here is the part where Tamamo Cross does her manzai slap and says "what's the difference" in kansai dialect and everyone laughs, right?
>>563948438Might be if you're struggling with it consistently but I prefer triple crown route for parent reasons
what is the gay man's uma of choicewhat is the straight man's uma of choice
>>563948546Europe is Africa nigga
>>563948651falcocurren
https://x.com/Darkfoxou1987/status/2045067853594767616Uma musume for this feel?
Which poster is gayer, Curren or Falcon?
>>563948651Gay man is KS Miracle or Rose KingdomStraight man is Maruzensky
>>5639485067 and this anons balls combust spontaneously for cursing other anon.
>>563948573Why are you fake gay?
>>563948710Doto, obviously.
>>563948573You got GAYMOGGED
>>563948737I am. I can take these 2 sissies easily.
>>563948651GentildonnaStay Gold
>>563948441Bianca erotic
>>563948678I'm talking about Europe the continent not Europe the American town
The thought of personally interacting with you faggots genuinely sickens me. I bet you all smell like cheese and gym socks, have neckbeards, are fat, and have pasty flaky skins.
>>563948921And (you) are?
>>563948921At the same time?
>>563949027Guys are cute. Girls are cute. Trannies are weird.
>>563949027Mayanobros how do we recover from this guy representing us?
Damn daylight savings.... I want daily reset NOW
>>563949027No, you go to Turkey and get your hair back as man. Even with a wig, that dude still looks like a dude.
>>563944546Nope, you are.
>>563949027Is this Ralkos
>>563949130but spics don't get daylight savings
>>563949027>this guy pops into my youtube feed, so it plays automatically>that masculine voiceIt was over before it even began.
>>563949089At least we aren't represented by VF
>>563948506>2 kitasan solo rainbowssalvageable maybe?
>>563949027what happened to rednu
>>563949221Why are you like this, the poor man is dead leave the corpse alone!
>>563949015I am the drainer of your cock.>>563949016Yes, I want them to frot inside my asshole and fill me up. Umamusume.
>>563949256>autoplay enabledbut why
>>563949151why the fuck is turkey so popular for hair transplants anyway? I never understood that
what the fuck did I just read
>>563949434they are good at it
>>563949454Something you should report and hide
WHAT IS IT /UMA/
You can be as gay as a pride parade float for all I care. Just leave the natural beauty of real women alone instead of turning it into cheap cosplay theater you fucking disgusting freak
>>5639492897 and it's salvageable6 and you get great -> awful in one turn
>>563949571MAMBO BLAST
>>563949586I will kill myself.
Ngl rintaichou is pretty cute
>>563949593
>>563948656>>563949471>>563949593>>563948267>>563948246>>563948138I really like this Bavarian whore
the only way this thread could be worse is with NTRanon's presence
i was neutral towards gays but /uma/ is turning me homophobic
is that true bwos?
>>563949286bibrosbros...
>Seiun Sky and Vivlos represented by VF>Matikanetaunhauser represented by Rednu>Mayano represented by trans>Chiyono represented by ERPing avatarfag>NTR represented by JP attentionwhore avatarfag>King and Ardan represented by redditor>Daiwa Scarlet represented by penis filmerWho has it the worst? Who has it the best?
>>563949780>Chiyono represented by ERPing avatarfaghe doesn't do that he's fake gay
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563949659Be nice. Use neutral phrases like "paizuri slave" instead.
>>563949780You forgot Fuku and the schizo which is the worst pair
>>563949780It's funny how even though Teiobwos repvtation is at all time low no one actually represents them
>>563949737>tofu (s o y)miss me with that shit poorfag
>>563949780
>>563949434if you're american, turkey is the mexico of europe.if you're australian, turkey is the vietnam of europe.it's the place people go for cosmetic/dental surgeries because it's cheap.
>>563949935>Teiobwos Represented by gross 500lbs hamanon
>>563949913why is she so sweaty all the time
>>563950025I refuse someone like that would post on /uma/
>>563950014Doto is evil and dotoposters are all evil so no difference there
Why are eishin posters so eager to show their wife
>>563950021It's cheap but is it trustworthy, clean, safe, expertly done?
>>563949434It's like 1/3 the price.Most people can't drop 15 thousand dollars on a few inches of hair on their head.
>>563950132because she's shit in game and they can't show off her there
>>563950112refuse to believe* oops
>>563950173yes
I still get blindsided by Fuku's chest size. She feels spiritually flat. Not that I'm complaining.
>>563950202f-fuck you
Ryanfags I apologize. Island PV made me see the folly of my dislike...
>>563950279She is flat.
>>563949016Hey Chiyoanon, do you feel like kissing today?
>>563950304Welcome to the club
>>563949737poor evil uma
>>563950112You are free to believe what you want but the truth and damage has already been done.
>>563950173Anon the Doctors that perform the operation are Turks so it's safer than getting it done by an Indian in America
chiyofag actually doesn't have chiyo
>>563950304thank you for reminding me to listen to SPEED POWER STAMINA today
Starting to stroke, in 1-2h the tribute will be ready
What the fuckI swear white inspirations are the ones with pink sparks meanwhile golds are with all skills
>>563950464kobayashi yuu mogged literally the whole uma cast in that songhigh quality seiyuu really are built different
>>563948124I'm still pretty horny actually. Haven't lubed my ona yet though. You?
So are the jannies ever going to ban these erp faggots or do we just have to live with them now
>>563950112It wasn't even a Teiobro, it was an edited picture from the princess connect general but now it's a thread joke.
>>563950461tragic>>563950468Based
>>563950650not unless they get out of character Im afraid.
>>563950650>So are the jannies ever going to banDoubt it, unless someone goes and complains directly
TeioGOD
>>563950464For me it's gourmet parade
>>563949780EL CONDOR PASA represented by witGOD
The images, bwos...
>>563950650Nope, if they've stayed for this long we're screwed. Eventually the only ones left posting will be faggots erping with each other.
>>563950587which ona are you using
>>563950995What about them?
>>563948506I hate you anon.
>>563951051sus
How about I represent you a bullet to your skull, stupid faggot nigger
have something cute
you should KYS NOW
>>563951124Doto won't say that
>>563951124based
>>563951243I don't have a sister
>>563951339cool npc remodel
>>563951124doto would say that but only in private to shakur knowing that nobody will believe her
>>563951339looks like a librarian unlike zrr
>>563951339Mare stockings...
uoh juvenile filly
Ohimba
What happened to the retarded faggots that said MANT won't kill global?
>>563951978>orphan starts a big family to compensate the lack of parents and siblings
How common would this be?
>>563951019Today's probably Venus Real. Need a quick cleanup, have lots of things to do today.
>>563952021They're gay ERPing in the thread now
>>563952021"MANT did not kill global"
>>563952132so they had a child when the mother was still active?
>>563952021they got killed by MANT
Why are yuri troons always so incredibly insecure about the things that don't belong to them not being yuri?
>>563951240Have something sleepy
>>563952316
>>563952353cute
>>563951051>>563951156Where are you guys getting these...
>>563952381The (You), in this image? Female Toreina.
>>563952235e-eroi..........
All tails are prehensile in this universe
>>563952490>Female Toreina>with that teiofag buildlmao
>>563952490with that body proportion? lol
>>563952546good. i want luna to put hers around my leg, hand, arm or eyes
>>563952439You too
>>563952563AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>563952381The Canopus trainer is so lucky to have such a diverse harem.
>>563950279Same bust as Fuji
>>563952563those magazines? the porn I was hiding under my bed, those cans? the beer I was drinking together with Light Hello
>>563952563
>>563952563replace magazines with cocks and steel cans with balls
What gaymes y'all been playing lately? Better not be anything normalfaggy or cringe!
>>563952645>can't outpower her>can't outstamina her>can't outrun her>probably can't outwit herowari da...
>>563952748Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>563952748Xcom2, horse racing manager and CK3...
>>563952563So how do Umas give handjobs without ripping off your dick?
>>563952748ROR2 and finished the poe1 league recently
>>563952748Mahjong Soul and Umamusume
>>563952891Damn, I can't believe Fuku didn't sue Taiki for leaving her paraplegic after crushing her spine like that.
image limit alert
>>563952836>Xcom2, horse racing managerNice, very nice.>>563952883Also, pretty nice.>>563952891China slave
>>563952978Fuku is not american
>>563952748Winning Post
>>563953019
>>563953019keep posting images
>>563952748Uma, Mahjong, Shadowverse and the Warcraft 2 Remaster.
>>563953092I don't think this passes as a random act of kinda nice.
how come we don't have jong rooms here if there's so many jongers
>>563953060That is a given, no reason to tell me, WP-anon.>>563953119Ew (SV) and neat (wc2)
>>563953198you should make one
image limit reachedyou have to do your runs now
Mahjong is fucking evil i bet Doto is good at it.
>>563952891>>563953119When are we having jong rooms again, good taste gwos? It's been forever since the last room here.>>563953198I think that new /uma/ jong took them all... that's my cope at least. Come to think of it that club suddenly popped up when I heard of it a few weeks ago. Was it always around and renamed?
>>563953258I actually would if I didn't need to leave soon for my workout...
Jiggie
>>563953198Do we have enough jongers to host a small /uma/ tournament?
>>563952748Some boomer anon bringing up KH the other day made me start playing final mix KH1 for the first time
>>563953280YADA
ITS A NEW DAY!ITS A NEW DAY!ITS A NEW DAY!ITS A NEW DAY!ITS A NEW DAY!
TEIOSET
Teio webm
It's a brand new dayAnd you're gonna die
>>563951086you asked shiraoki tho, and i only showed you her willpost her
>image limit at same time as NEW DAY
where baker?????
CHECK YOUR PRESENTS
>>563952748nekoconne (it's shit if you're not a nekopara tryhard fan)
>>563953706Still a couple of dozen posts to go wait it out
>>563953706Too early
SWEEPY USERS GOT BANNED
i got banned..
too busy playing to post....
Does it ever strike you that you will never be truly happy?
>>563953706just let the thread hit bump limit at least
too busy posting to play....
New day new thread !!!!
too busy ruling my banana republic to play...
SWEEP TOSHO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>563953870Yeppers. At least I had a mostly happy childhood though.
>>563953927>>563953927>>563953927
>>563953937Mambro...
>go to unlock teio>see that I already have spechud unlockedwtf? I have literally zero recollection of rolling her. did cygames force her into my account?
anyone else?
>>563954007nope
>>563954032I slipped her in your pocket to brick your account. Sorry.
