Previous: >>563939782>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>563953927Kek, good OP.
>>563942830i don't think she'll ever fuck me...
>>563953927I laffed
this thread will be 3 times fasterhoeh
It's a brand new day and you're gonna die
Yuri OPs will save /uma/
>>563954023You wouldn't get it https://youtu.be/YIHj53W6iAA
TEIOOOOOOOOOOO>>563953927lol
You people are fucking retardedDie
cygays.... give me a 2* mile parent.... please... medium aptitude is not an issue witht his scenario... mile is....
TEIO STEPPUUUUU
>Yuri troons get called out>They instantly make the next OPWhy are they always so insecure? wwww
>>563952748kerbal space programi'm about to try to send this thing to eve. biwa is the big relay probe at the top with the main upper stage engines sticking out. tickezo is the upside-down lander on the bottom. and the little probelet in the middle of biwa's truss monstrosity is taishin, who will be going to gilly.
>my nishino flower parent is being borrowedoh fuck nice, I don't know why I need crowns income anyway
I'm 162 cm and in mambo btw
I MISSED YOU GUYS AND IMAGES SO MUCH
Gold City feet in my mouth
175 is not short
Gold City mouth on my feet
Being a thirdie is no excuse to being a manlet
>>563954307wakannai w
>>563954152Char...
do I?
>>563954307it's not a yuri thread thoughbeit, it's a cross general joke
>>563954491McQueen's nonexistant breasts...
>>563954534If she spook you you could spend that 150 stars on 4 starring her right away
>>563954415i got 2cm on you bwo, and i feel short...
>>563954320Haven't thought of that thing in forever, funny to think back what a clusterfuck the sequel apparently was
>>563954178Haven't played since 4, sounds kind of calm compared to what I'm used to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BaTpqC_8BU
just hit.
>>563954628WTF MAMBO IS EROTIC????
>>563954628Mambo will never be sexy
>>563954534A lot of people coming out as Teiobros lately, do it faggot
>>563954118manlet levels unachievable to whites
>>563954696yeah but imagine the teiosex after edging teio for like a week of not unlocking her.
>>563954534>>563954696Don't do this, you'll instantly gain 300lbs...
>>563954534Teio is cute, yes do it
>>563954753Me and my lil' bwo pushing the narrative you need stamina cards for CM13
>>563954670It's a random song that was playing as I posted, don't think too much about it.
>>563954753
>>563954671just explode
>>563942830>YOUR WIFE IS A MAN HAHAHAHAHA
>>563954906But I hate Axl and love Seiun
>>563954994his wife (male)the girl (male) reading this
I'll take it
I'm too retarded to get a good Tosen Jordan run. She keeps randomly losing races and I run out of clocks.
>>563954945How much further can it keep going?
>>563955064Pls be in MAMBOAMBO
come to mommy
>>563954374I'm gonna violate you.
>>563955089If you’re running her Late, run her Pace insteadIf you don’t want to run her Pace, then buy an Accel skill early
>>563955147I only like 2D women
I'm starting to feel under-appreciated by my Danchou
>>563953927I don't approve of this message as an /uma/ resident
>>563955147>SEA camera quality and glazeClean your fucking camera and get a better phone
>>563955280No one likes you ogurifag
Are you ready?
>>563955378don't say that...
>>563955280Why?
>>563955280What does danchou need to do to show that you are being appreciated
>>563955280have you tried sucking his dick
>>563955241Thanks; I'll try that.
>>563955493He hasn't told me that I've been doing a good job grinding fans in over 2 weeks>>563955517He needs to tell me that I've been doing a good job grinding fans at least once a week>>563955562nyo...
>>563955664You’re doing a good job. Thank you for helping out the club.
>even my club's highest earner during unity cup has been flatlining for a week and last login was 4 days agofuck, global really is over
Teio!
>>563955764thanks danchou
>>563955835Me on the right
Hello friends!!!
>>563955245don't worry this isn't a woman
>had a top tier highroll run>buying skills>realize that only one(1) SSR chain finished instead of 4 (this never happened before)....yeah I'm only doing one career every 3 days from now oncan't imagine feeling like this every day
We are watching this thread.
>>563955415Who's the favorite? I expected Ask Edinburgh's odds to be higher desu>>563955884Hello fren!
>>563955965Mambro...
#freeshakur
>>563955981
>>563955415L O V E C E NOVECEN
>Fine Motion is Irish>Doto is Irish>they both fuck with Air Shakur (in different ways)what am I noticing here
Which uma would enjoy being forced a little?
>>563955489>this is supposedly a sick, frail uma who could die at any moment
When do we get this event bwos
>>563955117pambo pamboopatsuri pambo
HOLY SHIT BRICKEDBROS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
>>563955894H-how is that not a woman? Are hormones that good now? Wtf
I was away for only like 2 days and we're already 10 ranks down desu no?you guys are USELESS desu wa
>>563956253AIEEEEEDANCHOUSTOP HIMHES DOXXING US
>>563955981>Who's the favorite?Right now it's Lovcen and Green Energy but the top 4 are close enough that I expect it to change>I expected Ask Edinburgh's odds to be higher desuIt's the classics, so a difference is not really indicative of how things will go, more so than usually
>>563954563fuck off sharteen
>>563956270Probably a breastplate
I am so tired bwis
>>563956270Silicone boobs on an asian twink
>>563956498then get some sleep!
>>563955183Nyoooo...
>>563956498Why? You had a lot of backstage fans last concert?
>>563956498Benadryl chicken?
>>563956465>LovcenOh fug I didn't realize him on the list earlier. Lots of strong horses this G1
>>563956851
>>563956013>However, it is said that until the age of 3, he had the personality of an alley leader who believed in his size and intimidated those around him, but as he started to show his maturity in the Goma season, he became a friendly personality.Doto the delinquent bully is canon...
GLORY EYES
>>563956975Italian Teio...
Glory eyes more like whore-y eyes haha
>>563956197It's your job to turn her into the next mcqueen
>Terrible to deal with in game>Worst protagonist What do people like about Shitasan Black?
With just some dogshit shops, rainbow-less summers and horrible inheritence events and you too could get yourself a horrendous low roll like I just did!
>>563957126Donna abs...
>>563957296
First month of each scenario is really fun, 2nd month is ok, 3rd month is boring, 4th month I force myself to play just enough to not make Danchud mad. Cycle repeats.Anybody else like this?
>>563956861Both Hopeful Stakes and Satsuki Sho are 2000 meters on Nakayama, so it's not suprise people favor him for the win>Lots of strong horses this G1Eh, it's the classics, I want to give them all more time to cook before I make any declaration. Better wait till after the derbyI really want them to be strong, especially when it's global's first generation we are watching from 2yo season. I heard from JP Umadacchi that for them the '21 gen made them really invested in keiba
>>563957319How good would her back sweat taste?
>>563957410All umas with a choco alt taste like choco
>>563957339jp dacchis were there for Equinox's whole career... man i wish i had been there
>>563957516elaborate.
Do I just skip the races in the uma.guide preset agenda if my uma doesn't have the aptitude for it? Or is there some other trick to MANTing?
>>563957148waitthat's today
>>563956975is that tomodachi life 2?
>angles>goes after an elementary school age girl>schemesHow does she do it?
>>563957610anon we have a schedule optimizer already
>>563957610nyo you need to race the Long races even with you Long G Aptitude uma
>>563957584>man i wish i had been thereJP dacchis could say something similar about Almond Eye and '19 gen maresWe will witness new greats rise, I am sure of it
>>563957589Choco umas are all choco-flavored, but different kinds of choco.Eishin is a germanborn uma, so naturally she tastes of the rich and mild sweetness typical to European chocolates.
I just use witgod's epithetsmaxxing schedule and never even check the training if I am supposed to run that turn. Is this the correct way to play?
It is done.
>>563957892I don't get the ohimba obsession from /jp/ bros.
>>563957712i'd rather have 1 sex
>>563958024Cute Neicha choco
>>563957840Thats awfully cute
>>563950306Wrong
>>563958027I don't think they could explain it either
>>563958012what is done
>>563942830Pretty good.
>>563950306
>>563957892we in global kinda have that with FY but we didn't watch him from the start, only from the BCC win onwards
>>563958391Wifeshin
>>563957892It's gonna be lovecen. I can feel it.
>>563950306>>563958374Fuku has huge tits according to /v/ma breast engineers
>>563958320His Daiwa MANT ace probably
Reminder that before japanese races we will have a race with Journalism and Sovereignty in it, the Oaklawn Handicap G2 (6:19 pm CT around 7 hours from now)
>>563958607It doesn't surprise me at all that /vm/a has no idea how to calculate breast size.
breast size:funnysmallmediumlargemoo
>>563958607that's not how it works
Are pace chasers viable for this cm if they're not named Oguri Cap?
>>563958607>bigger area>smaller volumethe math ain't mathing
>430 stam>white recovery>speed skills>5 clocks burned at KKS, job every timefuck you, Seiun Sky. Fuck. You. Now I see why someone posted gore of you. Fuck you to death I hate you now.
>>563957768May I have a link please>>563957860ok thanks anon!!
hey
>>563942830mogged
>>563958571my cute punny wife
>>563958320https://gofile.io/d/sbxuPe
>>563959007that's my oshi
>>563959007nice
>>563958947They have access to NnN now, so they're at least somewhat usable
>>563958607>Fuku ever being bigger than ZZR>when she's B89>trusting /v/ma Embarrassing display, anony
>>563959006race daftuyda
>>563959049HOLY SHIT NEW UMA LORE JUST DROPPED
>>563959007Peak (as in Festivities)
>>563959049this is disgusting*downloads*
>>563958781They are /v/irgins and also not in top clubs for a reason.
>>563959049>bagged the tabletIs it smart or cowardly
>>563959295
>>563959007Is that a new one?>>563959076I haven't seen this one either
>finally got a highroll Teio run>it was OG Teio
>>563959049>no cum ropes but small dribbles insteadI hoped for a better shot...
Oguri cryer never
flower propaganda in full force one day before her banner ends
>>563959487Christmas is new normal Oguri is oldhttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>563959559NEVER EVER
>>563959007the cm rapist
>>563959462Bothbut should just do it directly tho if you do this kind of thing imo go all the way you know
>>563959569>there are anons that will remain flowerlessgrim
Saw discussion on how Golshi looks better in the Anime and I have to agree, this face suits the autistic girl in the back of the class thats better than you at everything except for making sense
>>563959049
>>563959049nice cock bwo
>>563959902That's a man face
Holy fucking shit I got the ultimate grandparent
>Journalism, Sovereignty and White Abarrio in one race soonFinally, the first real dirt race this year
>>563959994Gold Ship is a man.
>>563959994Androgyny with big boobs. It fits her, I think, Gold Ship wouldn't be concerned with looking feminine
>>563959462just use isopropyl alcohol to clean it afterwards
>>563959902girl? More like man lmao
>>563959994that only means that she has good man-producing genes
>>563960152Damn dude this is getting pathetic, can you stop spamming the board with this retarded TrainerXUma nonsense? You arent even contributing to any discussion
>>563959902it's based on her proto designsame with Mcqueen and her short/thicc eyebrows
>>563959994Uhhhhhh pwo.......?
>>563959902I like it too but mostly just because it makes her look distinct compared to the anime girl sameface everyone else has.
Uh oh tranny melty
>>563960152this is drawn like a deviantart fetish and it tracks because it is a fucking deviantart fetish
Which Avatarfag do you hate the most?Which Avatarfag do you hate the least?
>>563960152Cute. Nice Luck is a good name.
I am enjoying the cute images
>>563959994kei sexo
>>563960261I never understood the logic behind just posting fucking pictures without any context or discussion
>>563960152>TsUmaGod I wish a transsexual Uma was my wife...
potentially the #1 derby frontrunner parent on the server incoming
>>563960439NTRWon't even dignify that. Kill them all.
Umas that are weak to romance?
>>563960439Stop giving them attention
>>563960406>having a wife is a fetish>having kids is a fetish
What are we looking at in the stamina department for Taurus#2 umatachi
>>563960261go back
>>563960474This is inappropriate
>>563960524...
>end closer>higher stat>lose race
>>563959902She has that classic eastern european / slav woman appeal.
>>563960439I hate them all but easily this fucker
>>563960481It's gacha /vg/ tradition that there is always one poster who thinks he is Dan Booru trying to push some vauge agenda that only makes sense in his head
>>563960610>baby sees his first trollaww
bwos, how do i convince shichi's modelling manager to sleep with me?
>>563960687qrd? I'm new here
>>563960670>>563960524
>>563960735>Dan BooruKek
>>563960632Don't give attention to the erp schizo, he's sperging for the lack of attention
>>563960765classic
>>563960765
>>563960651*kons you*
hehe :3
>>563960760some fag who posts really shitty vlogs about their day and then has a melty when everyone tells him to stfu. He lives in the third world so he'll wake up soon
>>563960765time to L O O P
would shichi's manger have sex with shichi's torena?
thank god i only need one hand to play uma with
god loves hags
>>563960836the who? no its probably you know who waking up considering how that one name was brought unprompted
>>563961052This is a man.
>>563959049I like daisca and cocks and this is nice
>>563960760we have this jeet keeps trying to shit up the thread by coming up with retarded strategies such as spamming scat pictures of women shitting, falseflagging posts, gossiping or posting about how gay he is.It's a weekend and the thirdie doesn't have to work at the chinese sweatshop, which means he'll be at it all day. Enjoy.
which one do i uncap gwos
>>563960628Same as Taurus#1
>>563961216both are kinda bad if not MLB, but at MLB shinko is better
>>563959049hot. thanks bwo
>>563960481sharing cute pictures is the sole reason why imageboards became a thing
gay niggas
>>563961084That other schizo never complained about uma x torena posting so it's obvious discordniggers are the ones crying about it
>>563960628800+1 gold
>>563955415I choose to believe in the Bakushin bloodline!
Daiwa just popped my SS cherryit was a parent run tho
>>563961302Licky-chan...
Yaeno Muteki comes out in two days and nobody cares. Not even me.
>>563960481this is not discord sis
>>563961302I'm not saying I'm against I'm just saying it's always the same dude doing it literally all the time. What compels someone to spend their time doing that?
>>563961483I will go until spark if I have to
>>563961483That's bamboo memory banner
>>563957479cute
>>563961570I don't know what compels a bunch of erp offtopic faggots to talk about their mental illness here?
post buono
>>563961483We are looking forward to the release of Chiyo's other friend.
>>563961707I actually know exactly what compels them to do that
>>563961779
>>563961570What compels you to specifically whine about the other guy instead of the ritual posts or the fagposting or the schizo posting or the jp schizo or the
>>563961892Buono owes me facesitting
>>563961578imagine the smell of those socks
>>563961454
>>563961483it releases in 2 months though
>>563961905Because I have a curious mind nigger
>Classic consumes clocks>Going into senior year>8th into mood down into failing a 35% meaty wit rainbowIf I wasn't after the dailies I would've quit
>>563961779>ruining good art with a watermarkwhy
>>563960735desu this is one of those things that I like about 4chan threads that are weeb content related. It's the same way on /a/, people just dump images without context simply because they like the art or the girl in it. Nobody is under any obligation to respond and they don't whine if nobody does, but if you do then they'll banter with you about your shared tastes. If it stopped happening I would be pretty sad.
>>563962045This is peak
my kingu forever
This thread feels like /vm/a
>>563962210As in cap.
>>563962195JP artists are menhera and they don't want to be fed to AI
roreru chuu
HOEEEEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOO
filly suzie
Connecting
>>563961892WOWZA AWOOOGA
my cute and spherical wife
>>563962649shut
>>563962195at least they stopped glazing their pictures
Falco signature noise is actually "Shai"not HOEH
>>563954118Thanks for being shorter than me Anon.I really apprecaite the confidence boost. Maybe 5'8 isn't that short.
>>563962891What the hell, leave that beetle alone!
>>563962893>Run away
>>563962893oh no falco got a stroke!
>>563962649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>563962956you wanna go buddy?!
>>563954118I'm 188 and i'm IMAGINING
kitasan black looks like a 2hu
>>563963163The weak should fear the strong
>>563963247Wrong thr-NISHINO FLOWER??
For me it is Goldshi oshi wifeYes I am brown, what about it?
>>563963542why go for the uma who shows no interest in you at all?
>>563963374>>563963163DIRT GOD FALCOOOOOO
...
>>563962985wrong choice pal
>>563963542>I am brownI too, like brown umas
>>563963620Is that why she loves spending time with me and even kidnapped me? Because she has no interest? Wow
>>563963640Brother the fucking horse is owned by cyberagent are you surprised
>>563963731N-no...
>>563963620you are a raped chink
>>563953927Is this NTR?
Best action against umas in heat is to walk normally without them suspecting a thing until you meet with Tazuna and get behind her
i like curren chan
I was Yanko biggest fan and believer even before she was an Umamusume But now that she is in the game, nobody believes me
>>563964072Oh, I'd get behind Tazuna alright.
>>563955884hi hi
niigata nigger stakes
>>563964134I believe you
>>563964072b-but what if tazuna is also in heat......
Wonder Dean is excited about Kentucky Derbyhttps://x.com/HorseRacingKK/status/2045506213970858334
>my strongest "ace" is my hybrid aceI-I'm fine with this
soon
>>563964532She's not an uma she can't be in heat
I don't remember erver having such a dogshit store streak
how are you supposed to get the daily shops with the carnival going on
>>563964826get lucky with the first TT + monies run
>>563964826your jellies?
ALL THE LOBBIES HAVE 3-4 FRONTSAAAAAAAAGJ
>>563961892i like to think buono is one of the few chubby uma musume that has a very nice soft belly
>>563965047good. whiff your U=ma2 due to position and burn in hell, xoguri metaslaves
I don't know whom to run for Taurus2400 is such an awkward distance, not enough to warrant creek but still wants around a 1000 stam
post something cute
>>563961256Brutal.
big uma
>>563964727
>>563965176
>>563965016>>563965268Who is this cutie?
>>563965339Blast One-pieceMaybe the biggest ningen fucker of them all
>>563965339
>>563965339Blast Bleach
>>563965339The one piece is real
>>563964518Thanks dacchi, that gives me strength
lol
>>563965339King Kamehameha
>>563965174sex boy
You have been tricked, how would you get out of this predicament?
so youre telling me we are getting another big uma?
>>563965339Taiki Shuttle (Forma de gran inu)
>>563965607how did the non-xoguri pace beat the xoguris tho
>>563965792curren will save my virginity
>>563965778
>>563965871i just downhilled more
>>563965867I really hope these two interact when Burasto comes out
>>563965792Teio is the best umadol
>>563965867but taiki is also a big dog...
>>563965867I want these two to suffocate me with their breasts
Thank you Bourbon, for the sex.
>>563965607I've seen my xoguri break her legs and go behind the late surger pack
>>563966223>breeding rewardnice
>>563965151But I'm running Pace Nishino...
The best part of mant is that a failed ace can be a parent.
>>563966223I WANT TO BREED WITH BOURBON MEMEMEEEEEEEEEE
>>563966532yeah that's honestly the saving grace for me, if I actually brick my inspirations I'm pumping everything to stam or power to get good blue spark atleast
>>563966447gwo just go late surger at that pointshe basically has no ult on this track
>>563966532even from the second inspiration i can't be bothered to finish it
Anyone else watching Spurs
Teio please hit your unique
for me it's Bourbon robotic nod
>>563966974mmmm nyo
>>563966945i would rather do 10 straight MANT runs with awful shops and rainbowless summers than watch 25/26 spursbut my club is down 2-0 to Lazio right now so i can't really be talking
>>563966945We are not watching that trash ass team.>but they're getting rele-Don't care.
>>563965151uhh your. triple 7s??
>>563966945THE SPURS ARE FUCKED
the only team we should all watch is Juventus
The chances of getting 150 star pieces to unlock an alt costume trainee are basically none since they have no daily legend races so what's the deal with giving us Condor/McQueen/Rudolf alt star pieces>"but muh 4-star unlock"that's not the point, and 90+20 are still 40 star pieces short
>>563966945soccer is gay and for trannies
>>563967248your wit check will fail
>>563967171I'm not watching cause I like them I'm watching cause it would be funny to watch them lose. The team I support is Bayern and no I'm not German >>563967245But it's funny
I've been out for a while. Why are there /vg/ and /vm/ threads?
>>563967526/v/ma got kicked out and they live in /vm/ now
XOguri is just so fucking unfair. She's unaffected by the pace down mechanics because of her unique alone
>>563967526/v/ go kicked out and they don't want to be here so they struck a deal with /vm/ to have threads there
EVERYBODY ELSE HAS MEJIBRIGHT BUT ME EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS THAT FEELING
soccer, but with umamusumeY/N
>>563967616How do I tell you without breaking your heart?
>>563967730Yes.
>>563967730
I should have never been born since no Buraito
https://x.com/i/status/2045488899020181863
>he watches goyball
>>563965867taiki being inumusume is canon btw
Can we please stop posting smug oguri
>>563967346do you think juventus players would get free carats if they played uma
>>563967827Nobody hates this Rice because she always chokes and loses instead of being a heel
uma for this feel?
>>563967293who let this rude cow get on stage? her body is too erotic and rude, it's distracting everyone from the main eventget her off the stage and send her to my private office
>>563966945Yeah, been watching spurs for some years. Absolute shitshow of a team the past couple years or so, they deserve the relegation
>>563968070
>>563968246>from top 5 to relegationwtf happened
>>563968306Why did Cygames design the same character twice
>>563966945thought you meant basketball
>>563968306LITERALLY impossible to tell them apart.
>>563968353Isnt it a bit unfair that the whole SP are the goalie?
>>563968472Chevacci was so good they release Chevacci 2
Mfw bong cattle gets sedated by negro ball so that third world can take over
>>563967293I have seen a lot of umas do this dance and I felt nothingBut NTR makes my dick hard like diamonds for some reason I don't get it
>>563965176Ecoro Duel my GOAT
>>563968417Trading out Kane was their first mistake, and it's been downhill ever since. Just more dogshit trades
>>563968573If that was true, then boy love would be alive and well around here.
>>563968728kane was too good for them, he's doing good in bayern now
>>563968791boy love is alive and well around here
>>563968728Kane on his way to a treble while Spurs get relegated. it's poetic
>>563968791it's nothing but boy love here
>>563968417Their top players burned out or got poached. They are kind of like the umaooo of the Premier League if you want an /uma/ example
>four club members have all gone MIA/flatlined at the same time, starting on the same daywas it a suicide pact?
>>563966596c u t e
>>563969023does it come with pictures
Boy umas aren't real.
>>563968996>Not posting the sound version
>>563968043Her stockings are resting in my stomach
>>563967661>>563967895If I could just trade my Bright away to you I'd do it. I saw her evolution skills and said, "No thanks, bitch"
If Cheval Grand has a million fans, I'm one of them.If Cheval Grand has 5 fans, I'm one of them.If Cheval Grand has 1 fan, that one is me.If Cheval Grand has no fans, I am no longer alive.If the world is against Cheval Grand, I'm against the world.
Satono Crown!
newfag here. is there a single heterosexual uma in the game?
>>563969102Club collapsing trojan horse has been executed
>>563969102If you're in my club those anons are a husband and wife and their 2 underage daughters and they're on holiday for a couple weeks
>>563969396Air Messiah
>>563969362I'm gonna fuck you in the butt
>>563969462fake gay
>>563969430... why did you specify "underage?"
>>563969396
>>563967895Bright was an autismo horse lol>>563969396Every single one of them, without exception.
>>563969356I actually prefer underpowered umas that nobody else runs, because I get jealous easily.
>>563969514to disuade anons from trying to sex them so I have less competition
>>563969564What on Earth is going on there? Did he rear while entering the gate and get his neck stuck on the top rail?
>>563969362Cheval would never have fewer than 2 fans.
>>563969396Every Uma who appeared in the anime is canonically and irrefutably gayI don't make the rules
Is it true that Kitasan is an easy girl?
Can I get away with 1 speed card on XOguri?
>>563969853if you highroll
>>563969362
>>563969853it would be extremely painful...
>>563969790i knew it. i should just give up and go play some soulless chinese cashgrab instead.
>>563969829
>>563969993I'm thing
Duramente is more (You)sexual than Kitasan by a huge amount to
Good night friends!!!
bros I'm entering this cute horse in the Senior Arima Kinen.Wish her luck and tell me On your Left or NSM proccing will save me
>>563970226umasumi
>>563970197But who is the most (You)sexual out of Kita's gen?
>>563967451what is straight and for chads
>>563970226you just came 3 hours ago tho
>two weeks until Mr. CB>two months until Throne and Bikini Hag>three months until Light Hello and Tachyon>seven months until Ramonuwhat are we meant to do with our carats?
>>563970343Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>563970261She'll do just fine
>>563970361He hovers over to other boards. I’ve seen him sometimes on /v/. He just announces he’s leaving this general.
>>563970361jacking off to babies makes one very tired
>>563970387save them
>>563970387Budget them in your pull planner
>>563970387Nice Nature
>>563970361I just came too
>>563970387One week
>>563970281Satono Crown, surely
>>563969993I am sight.
>>563970387your oshi uma pulls???
has anyone made an edit of this image of suzuka but it's that one baki meme
>has anyone made a cringe edit of thisno
>>563970387is CB card really that good?
>>563970959Only for end closers.
>>563970343Soccer.
>>563970959BiS wit card for end closers, you can disregard if you're not an end closer main
>nothing to pull on until seeking the pearl
I hate watch Spurs and they manage to lead in the Prem with only injury time left for the first time in months. Lose you fucking niggers this wasn't supposed to happen
Getting these finished out is painful. I've got everything on random except home, and I change that frequently enough just in case. It is only going to get worse as the cast gets bigger.
>>563969371Satono Cute
>nothing to pull on until nishino flower
>>563971129ok
>>563970261>>563970465MY HECKING DAUGHTERINA
So we're watching the Kentucky Dahby and betting on Wonder Dean right?
>>563971349how many clocks
>>563971349how many c(l)ocks?
Why is the distribution of race styles so fucked in career mode. >do year 1 G3 race as front runner>12 other npcs, none of them running as front runner>lose because you are solo front
>>563971368What would Tama-chan even bet? Does she own anything? How poor is she?
>>563971465I throw my Front in pace and usually works out fine
I'm gonna crash out if i see another mayano
>>563971432>>563971437It's URA not mant, I only get one try.But I only needed 2 runs today to make it
sex with nature
I'm gonna jack off if i see another mayano
>>563971502She would bet 6 Takoyaki and a coupon for Don Quixote
>>563969102It's probably just one guy with a main account and botting on three burner accounts I may be doing this too.I mean, we have 14 A or above clubs, all of them full. Excluding some flatliners, I highly doubt we have around 400 anons playing everyday
>>563971129Your wish has been granted
uma for this feel
>>563971649
i kinda want to join an /uma/ club to fit in but i'm too comfy in my A rank 15m/month quota club i've been in since nov
>>563971837Yeah, I should have had faith that Spurs would manage to bottle it somehow
>>563971129Lmao they conceded.
>>563972109You can just pretend to be in Mambo like the rest of us are doing.
>>563972109Autisbwo...
>>563971680will you post it as well?
Why does this game hate Ends?>inb4 someone posts my wife winning last CMI mean in the scope of the game's life. What do I have to look forward to as an End main? My wife gets more and more irrelevant, I don't see Hishi runners, Tama just straight up stops being an end and her alt is a fucking pace, Golshi is mainly used to inherit her unique for gimmicks, etc
Do you ever give up a run because the uma lost a very winnable race letting you know it's a bad seed run?
>>563972109>A rank>quota>comfyBwo...
>>563972298Good ends are not in the game yet, CB card is still 2 weeks out
>>563972252you mean the thread isn't ~50% no-life mambo members posting?
>>563972521STOP PORTRAYING NEICHA AS SLUTTY, SHE'S A NICE GIRL
>>563972419anyone who can't meet a 15m fan per month quota (especially in MANT) should just go down to jobber B rank clubs where they belong
>>5639726264u
>>563972298Win Variation, Orfevre, Durandal, Gimlet, Dream Journey, Cafe, Bue, etc.Ends do get a lot of cool characters
What's the crystal shard count right now?
>>563972109Join us
SHOW YOU OFFTONIGHT I WANNA SHOW YOU OFFAYE AYE AYE WHAT YOU'VE GOT GOTA BILLION COULD'VE NEVER BOUGHTWE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 3012 TONIGHTI WANNA SHOW YOU ALL THE FINER THINGS IN LIFESO JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD WE YOUNG TONIGHTI'M COMING FOR YAI'M COMING FOR YA
>>563972794GLORY EYES
Journalism vs Sovereignty in about 4-5 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoga6GMH-E4
Almond Eye looks like she fucks old men
>>563957747>owners approvesUncritical support for female predators
>>563972298Ends are not bad, Taishin is just bad once the meta evolves. Sorry you had to hear it from us bro
>>563972703A rank clubs shouldn't have any quota, they're for A+ and aboveThe only real quota for A rank is to not flatline
>>563972794More like Almond I’m going to die because of how cute she is
>>563972703Do not speak of quotas unless you are one of the chosen people (danchou)
>>563958984skills burn more stam. Try late with that little stam the safe point is closer to 450/300 guts
>He thinks Mambo was a real club and not just a shitpost
>>563972109This >>563972794 but unironically, leave your club RIGHT NOW, pay the small fee to dancho's OF and join AlmondLove TODAY.
Riddle me this /uma/, if they're truly Cyjews then why did they put Tachyon and Light Hello on the same banner and not separate ones when they're both must-rolls?
>>563972298It's a meta game issue gwo, there's over 100 Pace/Late Umas and Pace/Lates are the meta.There's 46 Fronts and they are relegated to LoH point bots. And there's 35 Ends. Statistically speaking your oshi is not gonna be an End Closer and there won't be that many umas to pull for if the meta was End Closer dominated. No reason for Cygames to pander to End cucks when End horses basically don't exist
You only need one 24/7 100m/day botter to keep a club in comfy S
Mambo
The JP Uma posting will continue until morale improves.
>>563972924Reminder that Nishino had a temper and should be more bratty
>>563973201>he doesn't know about Ancestors & Guides
Mambo is nothing without its people
>>563973201it was already omega-jew to make a scenario mechanic gatekept behind a pal card. judaism beyond that is unspeakable.
Momjiro Makween
>>563973201they tried it in the scenario after that and my guess is that even nips couldnt take it so they never did it again
i learned today that its not normal to need to squint constantly while outside, otherwise my eyes start to hurt and i get really bad headachesumas for this feel
>>563972924I'm shocked the owners approved Creek and Sirius.
>>563973378zrr
>>563973467ive already fallen for the propaganda, dont worry
>>563954534Do you plan on spending charats on uma banners in the near future? If yes, don't do it, as you will miss the opportunity for a 4 star. Unlock after you rolled in an uma banner.Otherwise feel free to do it.
>>563973274same with Urara, oddly enough
>>563973203The most famous horses are ends but they're also not japanese
>>563972514No
>>563973378
>>563973436They saw Creek and went "haha, big milkers..."
>>563973378get glasses dumbass
>>563973002A guy that farms 20M fans in 2 weeks and flatlines for the rest of the month is more valuable for a guy that plays everyday and get 15M fans by the end of the month.No flatlining rules are retarded and can be cheesed easily.
>>563954906Mambros are confirmed troons.
>>563973643i have 20/20 vision though, bwo... i get my eyes checked yearly
>>563973547I see you trying to tank fukutards' reputation on purposeIt's not going to work
>>563972924https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>563973002I'm in a B+ rank club just so I can do McQueen/Oguri throw runs for 10 days in a row with no remorse. I'll do my runs when there's an event going on, or when there's a CM that interests me enough. some A rank clubs are a bit less lenient with that, and the reward difference is only of 3 pulls per month
>>563961892all that chanko has to go somewhere
>>563970226gn
>>563973732Her stocks are too high. The bubble will burst.
>>563973690Isn't melty gear or whatever that is a troon game to begin with anyways
>>563973763>press link>oh is that shitty porn cartoon again when is this retard going to fuck off>*expands image*
>>563956498Drink your royal kale.
>>563973102AlmondLove LOVE
>>563973930My 7 says it will go to the MOOOOOOOOOOON just as Shiraoki-sama wills it
It's soon Mejiro Bright's birthday, but I cannot celebrate it with her, since I don't have her. I am a total stranger to her.
>>5639740687 and Fukubros reputation plummets further
im only doing one career per day now!my club will be fine with that right? hehe!
>>563974183Huh, that was a close one
>>563974135>I am a total stranger to her.kek
>>563974334WTF I love Bright now
>>563974183>>563974283hmmmm
7 and Fuku becomes my personal onahole
why did she do it
>>563974334>Bright's height: 157cmis the man 5'11?
7 and fukubros become the new teiobros
No lewding the Fuku
>>563973763>slopSorry I don't spill seed to abdominal intelligence hallucinations
my entire tl is Nishino and Pragmata right now
Fuku would be better if she was 7 feet tall.
>>563974506she's in heat, torena. runi will hold her back
>>563974587>7Shiraoki wills it
I don't want to accept that I am a creek victim, a dorija victim and a Sirius victim.
>>563974587Shiraoki wills it!
>>563972298IRL horse racing does not favor ends.
>7
FORGOT TO BUY A RECOVERY BEFORE KIKUKA SHO AWARD
>>563974506Someone post the nice nature knocking trainer into a wall post new years animation
>>563974764Yeah but the winners guarantee kino every time
>>563974587I like her at 77 cm
>>563974907WITNESSED
>>563974907>>563974587I guess she stays normal sized
>>563974764Literally some of the best horses in the world (not japanese) are basically Ends
>>563974590need a helios uoh image
>>563974068FA Fuku's shimapan ear sock is too eroi and I regret not pulling it every passing day.
>>563974907>>563974587>big fuku gets 7>small fuku gets 7All Fukus are good.
>>563975006Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
>>563975006
>>563975030Alas this is a japyneese game, so none of those will make it in.
>>563975058I am very glad I did spend the selector on her alt. She is cute as a button
>>563975183Thanks, Rice.
Look at this amazing statline by Senior May. So of course the game didn't give me Medium S or Groundwork.
>>563975352you can only blame yourself for bad parents
>>563974841
>>563975225>Secretariat can never get in because she'd be an unbeatable uma
>>563975006>>563975191Opera Mare...
>>563975352ain't that the truthI had the same thing yesterday with 5 borrows
>>563975006>>563975191The Mare Opera O
>>563975449>unbeatable
>>563975436I have 15* medium and 11* Groundwork
End Closers have the highest ratio of quality umas.
>>563975449Cygays needs to make more expy NPC Umas like Treve
>>563975449azur lane has been doing fictional ships for a while. how many years until all cygay has left is alts
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF IMAGES AND STILL 50 POSTS UNTIL BUMP LIMIT
ENTER
Rice!
>>563975708a lot
>>563975763+1 imageno contribution
>>563975690i'm disappointed that no legendary american horses were introduced as NPCs in beyond dreams, was really looking forward to umafied Secretariat just being Digitan with bazonkers
>>563975708Sorry, but Japanese horse racing is still a thing and new umas are being born every year
>>563975639I like Lates, but I can’t deny that Ends have a lot of peak in their roster
>>563975763you have to warm us earlier...
>>563975823All Kaneko horses are non grata
noooo i couldnt post my king -1 image contribution
>>563975632MANT affinity??
>>563975449We're talking about the same game where El Condor Pasa, the uncontested strongest japanese racehorse of the 20th century and such an unstoppable juggernaut that the record it set held for 20 fucking years, is relegated to a joke meme character.
>>563975983That's like only 15 horses (assuming only G1 winners) bro
>>563976132Should have won L'Arc if he wanted to be taken seriously. Oguri_Smile.jpg
>>563970387I'm not spending shit for 3 months, then blow my load on Aston Machan. If I have enough carats, I'm also spending on the finemo maru banner.
>>563976132>japanese
lewfillies.jpg
>>563975983Can we seduce Kaneko in some way?Perhaps he has a daughter or son?
>>563976132It's crazy how poorly some of the launch umamusume are treated.
>>563956236>rate this translation>thumbsdown.png
>>563976132goofy characters are scarier when they stop holding back, falco for example
>>563975823personally really want to see the dirt generation from the era before the dirt umas we currently have>Gold Allure>Time Paradox>Admire Don>Vermiliona shame that Kane Hekili (cursed Kaneko horse) would be the missing piece, but the other 4 can work without his presence
>>563973939Daisuke deciding to troon out Bridget was the reason it became the troon game. Bridget was the og trap meme.
>>563976132That has nothing to do with the game and everything to do with her being a character from s1 of the anime when everyone was kind of a joke. If Pasa wasn't released until today, she'd be treated like Orfevre.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ujdq6m.png
>>563976563THATS A NIPPLE
>>563975983this is presumed, but there's no evidence that it's that certain. recall that it took over 6 years for a single horse from any of the shadai owners to be introduced.
>>563976425>VermilionConsidering his dirt rival is Kane Hekili, you ain't seeing him until Kaneko allows it (Vermilion's sire is El Condor Pasa btw)
>>563961216uncap your resolution
>>563976563UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH RICE SEEEECKKKS ToT
>>563976175>"only" 15 horses>among those 15 are the GOAT (before Equinox), a triple tiara winner, Kurofune, King Kamehameha, THE white horse, and one of Japan's dirt track legendsthe impact of his horses alone is enough to make many others impossible to add, such as the '04 gen colts
i jerked off for 3 hours what did i miss
>>563975441I didn't know there was a full page comic I was used to a different single panel colored drawing I lost
I, for one, am partial to Operation Seduce Kaneko
>>563976953Supercreek gave me a hug and kissed me on the cheek.
>>563977042that's awesome man. i'm happy for you
>>563976628iirc Kaneko went so far as to sue a different game developer for putting his horses in one of their games. he lost the lawsuit, of course, but Cygames probably doesn't want to deal with that headache. they also want to maintain a good relationship with the JRA and all the horses' owners
hurry up and make a new thread, I need to express how hard I am for rice
https://x.com/doll_dol1/status/2045200543795015695
>>563976628First was NeoUni at the start of 2023 no? if we are counting from 2018 that would be only 5 years>>563976774You do understand that between Maruzensky and today, they have actual hundreds of possible characters (and that is for G1 winners only)? the only ones that block others is Pui + King Kamehameha and partially Kane Hekili, the rest has already been ignored in their generation or can be ignored (Sodashi is not important to '21 colts)
>>563977490Post at least 15 more messages expressing your rice lust
>>563977538sex
can we get a new thread i wanna post uncensored porn
I don't want a new thread.I want to talk about how cute ojou-sama are in this one.
hurry up and make a new thread, I need to flirt with umadacchis
Thoughts on this build?
TELL ME WHY
>>563977842Type shit
>>563977124people say this very frequently and i've never once seen a source. his horses are in winning post.
>>563977898shit
>>563977874AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
I want to huff Winning Tickets spats while shes still wearing them
TELL ME WHYYY
TELL ME WHY AGAIN
OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK AGAIN
how the FUCK do i win junior year races
>>563978258>>563978258>>563978258>>563978258
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIIIISTAKE
>>563975607pretty sure that was on the shitter jockey they first saddled him with>>563975935I think kawakami princess is even more closely related to him than digitan
>>563976512orfevre a shit
>>563977957cuz he lost
>>563977957he lost, the court ruled that horses are property and therefore they and their names can't be copyrighted
