Previous: >>563953927>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
First for my beautiful daughter Taishin
BROTHERS, SISTERS, EVERYBODY SING
sus
>>563978375i do not care for the backstreet boys
post buono
You do have a present ready for her, right?
>>563978258Why are they sweating? Why is Pokke smelling her finger? Did she shove it in Fuji's hole? Does it smell good or bad?
she's just taking a little nap. Maya will be awake in time for her own anime!
Save for this sex banner
>>563978258>Taking away Pokke's already small breastsI just know this was drawn by some Twitter retard
>>563978431that's not the line
chevalfujiseiunTM operashakuruma boyband
>>563978516>filly succubus and mare succubusI will spark this banner for sure
>>563978516wtf Hishi Amazon is erotic!?
Are you guys really that desperate to post images?
>>563978501>her own anime!Side character in Laurel's anime. Best I can do.
>>563978426is this a reference to another comic? shit looks like card crusher style
Post more images
>>563978724DUH
>>563978386
>>563978516>Loli and hag wedding banner once again. Best to ever do it
>>563978745No lo entiendo
did i fuck this sacrificial suzuka up? first time trying shit like this so i have literally no idea what im doing
HOLY FUCK ALL HANDS ON DECK WE HIT THE MOTHER SPARK
>>563978753But...Maya deserves her own...
the only thing maya deserves is my COCK
NISHINO IS DRAINING ME!
>>563978762>is this a referenceyes
eye copy
>>563978553this is from when fuji had only just started grooming her
>>563979053>you 5 are very important to me>but trainer we are 3>I know what am talking about guess the joke
>>563978501>wakes up>has one chance to say something and stand out>talks about instagramShe deserves to be sidelined forever.
>>563978793I wanna smooch this midget
>>563979304Preggers
>>563978724All brown umas are extra erotic
>>563979358Umastagram is perfectly okay to talk about! Curren Chan uses it too and everyone loves her! Maya just didn't want to take the spotlight away from Teio! IT WAS TEIO'S SEASON!
>>563979304>two are pregnantwho's not?
i think the (deep) impact of Kaneko's horses not being in the game is overblown. Cygames can still put out career stories for umas with no genmates at all (Kiseki) and make them relatively goodDaiwa Major and Heart's Cry are screwed no matter what, of course, but someone like Vermilion doesn't need Kane Hekili to be there and has another rival who can be umafied (Time Paradox) and already existing rivals in-game (Furioso, Espoir)
>>563979358>>563979474
>>563979403joke is that Spe's and Golshi's tits also count while Suzuka's doesn't because she's flat
>>563979587>That's going in my cringe compilation.
newfag here. is there a single heterosexual uma in the game?
>>563979587Holy shit, is that THE hammer from MANTblazer scenario?
>>563979778All of them. Every single one, without exception. Yes, Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka are both 100% heterosexual. Some people will tell you it's a spectrum, but ALL the umas are 100% hetero. Fully at the hetero end of that spectrum.
>>563979636Come up with a better joke next time
>>563978753Hey, that's Brian's manga!
>>563979778None of them, not a single one, without exception. Yes, Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka are both 100% homosexual. Some people will tell you it's a spectrum, but ALL the umas are 100% homo. Fully at the homo end of that spectrum.
TOKIHANATE GENKAI WO KOETEUCHIYABURE KARA WO SUTETEKOTAE NI KAGIRI WA NAISUBETE WO MAKIKOMU YOU NATO GIVE YOU ANSWERKOSEI NO ARASHI WO OKOSE
>>563979989
>>563979935No, it's Taiki's brown cousin's manga.
>>563979972
>>563979928
curren keeps telling me about some "umafans collab". what the hell is that?
I want Daisca to rape me
>>563979935nobody cares about brian she sucks and is just a villain for Maya to overcome. Maya is the hero!
>>563979861then how come all the events in the newest scenario pair them up with heavy yuri subtext? even the droite event is about yuri couple dancing together romantically
what the FUCK is wrong with Zeno Rob Roy. She has been on some MK Ultra levels of training and fucking my clocks this run
>>563980190She's doing the "umapyoi a fan" challenge. 100 fans, 8 hours.
>>56398009I want Karen to blackmail me into sex by threatening to spread rumors and gossip about me on umasta.
>>563979304Spe is pregnant with twins.
>>563980190Its where she meets up with another content creator to discuss strategies and make some videosDont worry about it
>>563980315You MUST respect the legend of ZRR and take her rival challenges seriously.
>>563980245That's why they never repeat the same mistake again, it almost killed the game and took years to recover the audience
>>563980245You're just reading too much into it. Every uma is for male trainer. That's all there is to it.
>>563980349yeah, mine
>>563980446>donkey ears + glasses + shrimpSorry. I don't like her.
Pokkeblud thinks he is low tier god
>>563980114wait, is Snow In Hazard supposed to represent Taiki Blizzard? i don't read star blossom so i hadn't put two and two together. it's a shame he got the Dicta Striker treatment, i thought he would be a good uma to be officially in the franchiseweird that they couldn't get the rights for him when another Taiki horse has been in the franchise since the very start
>>563980446why did they make her an unattractive librarian though? i doubt the horse was much of a reader
>>563980446Why did nips seethe so hard at the only two Autumn Triple Crown winners?
>>563980549he's right though. who could hate a jelly filled donut. what the fuck is wrong with you
>>563979069Curse of good sparks: No Skills. Fuck my roid chungus life.
which uma is seducing trainer by swishing her tail right at toreina's crotch RICE
>>563980446wdym apologize I knew all that stuff I only want to stand paizure her and cum on her glasses who cares how good she was
are there any SRs in the future worth using these?I just wanna gutsmeme
ayabe bought this for topro to make her fluffier
>>563980830pasa SR but that's about it
>>563980770all dog umas
>>563980473>no QOL almost killed the game>MANT almost killed the game>XOguri almost killed the game>yuri almost killed the game>Throne almost killed the game>Ancestors almost killed the gameDamn this game went through a lot
>>563980549Anyone who hates the boston cream donut is my enemy
They should just give everyone a free spark on the Throne banner
>>563981006Good thing no one here wil surelyl roll for Throne right?
>>563981006And third season being shit didn't help
>brown>huge (akebono-sized)Taiki Blizzard would've done numbers with globalfags.Alas... animanga jail...
Post final scores.
>>563981006ok but they need to add more QOL again. When do we get the button that does all our dailies all at once...
>>563981285Big brown uma...
>>563981151Piggychads will
What a waste of 3* blue
>>563979861There are some umas who would legit say "it's not gay if..."
>kitacunt refuses to give corner recovery hints
>>563981459if it atleast had groundwork it would be usable
>>563981324800k or something idk
>>563978486
>>563980549People who don't like filling in their donuts are overgrown babies
>>563980830just use the crystals, by the time any other worthwhile SRs come around you'll likely have enough MLB SSRs to not need them
>>563981559GIWTWM
>>563981552bwo your carats
>>563981564need zoomie sex
>>563981478just get soft step from rivals
>>563980549>Someone says he does not like a food related thing>WOW YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU MEGA NAZI>BlueSkyAdds up
reminder that april has been the month with the lowest earnings ever since the first ballroom event event back in 2022, and people can't cope with "i-it's due to the anniversary everyone is dried up" as it happens during february
>>5639813242.1M
>>563981564need pregnant Helios
>>563981695I'm going to rape this cute Kitaposter
>>563981324I still have 3k coins as well
>>563981552anyon... your rainbow shard...
>>563981324
Not gonna lie, its not looking good for me this cm, my triple fronts job hard. I lost every single room I joined. Is making a Grass and Rudolf late hybrid debuffer with Maru front a good idea?
what skills do I need on a non-xoguri pacer for CM12?
>>563981564helios cute...
>>563981982
>>563981751bwo.. thats xitter... the everything app...
>>563981324I barely made it...Last Event I had a 200% Boost btw
>>563982047stop...
>>563981982>non-Oguri pacers
>>563981982NSM, super firm conditions and Redshift are mandatory, head-on is a good cope. Get 1100+ wit and all the mid+late race in the world.
Can you guys post some creeks? I'm feeling quite unwell.
>>563981982thoughts and prayers
>>563981645Best teio artist
>>563982050His reply bot is using low tier image recognition model, please understand
I do not praise Cygames often, but Kawakami Princess having her Tummy exposed in her alt was an inspired choice
>>563980025forehead too small, where am I suppose to kiss?
>>563981736That's a good shout, I forgot about that. Because of course I did not get any useful rival hints
True oshi players run their oshi every CM
>>563982465i cant mile cafe...
>>563979587>using hammers on the night before holy BRICKED
>>563982465I like a too many umas to do that
>>563982324Sorry I covered it
it's actually impossible for oguri to be sexy
i want to be teio's clit hammer
>>563981840you’ll do fuckin nothin fag bastard
>>563980604she is supposed to be taiki blizzard, yes. no idea as to why they couldn't get the proper name
>>563982465How many people itt other than me actually do this?
>>563982923my oshi isn't in global yet
which one do i MLB with my gems
>>563983070Neither.
>even youtube slanders Teio now
>>563983070Not enough information, show the rest of your cards.
>>563982703very based image
>>563983070both cards aren't worth using until MLB but I've been using Windy way more personally
I'm gambling on Radiant Star as a hoguri proc
This GAY NIGGER is running ADS on a MONGOLIAN basket weaving forum WITHOUT PAYING for IT!!! :sob: :sob:
>>563983127I have all the other relevant SRs mlbd except for ayabe which i have 0 copies
>>563983479Still not enough information. Show your SSRs.
>>563983070i use windy a lot. if you're not planning on pulling on any card banners soon and you don't have NTR or Fuku then it's fine to burn your crystals.i would use nishino sometimes if i happen to have it but i don't think RB sticks are good, personally. i'm perfectly content with running a 45rb deck of better cards/skills than forcing one of the 15rb welfares that are complete ass.
>>563980350WTF CURREN IS MAKING PORN VIDEOS
YES YES YES YES YESMY LAST DAILY PULL AND I GET SEIUN THANK YOU CYGAMES
>>563983676cuuuuuute boy
>>563983676Congrats, Anon. Enjoy the cutest boy in the game.
where are the tore uma comics, someone get translating
>>563981774I checked my favorite uma preg artist and found nothing. Best I can do is this Daiichi Ruby, sorry.
#freeshakur
>>563983676I know I shouldn't but let me do the daily pull real quick
>>563983795He usually posts his TLs about 5 hours from now.
>>563983894best of luck anon, hopefully you get who you want
>>563983676>>563983778Thinking of using my ticket on SeiunAlso congrats anon
>it's a "only two umas show up to training early run" turnGlue.
>>563982703AN IMPOSTER! PRINCESS PUNCH!
>hour left in the event>forgot to do a run with the tatsunomiya kinen for the last mission>start a run in MANT by accident when meant to do it quick in URAfuck
>>563983948>>563983894>>563983676I wanted Fuji Kiseki... But it's a good hour to pull
>>563981967Anyone?
>>563984125>>563983676THE PULLS ARE HOT
>>563981459Greedy bastard
>>563984062ikeeeeeeeeee
Good evening bros, this time I am early
>>563984141Making better fronts should be better but a double dominator will help any uma.
>>563983981>not just doing recreation on a dead turn for the mood boostngmi
Umahjong bros, the horsegirl led me to victory against the secret boss in Demonic Mahjong. She's pretty cute. Would do a career run with.
>>563983039So 0? /uma/ is soulless.
Bourbon please, we can't let your ass get any fatter
>>563984197Goofed up
How would your uma react to being shown a video where you tribute a pic of her
>>563984486Which Uma is "My Uma"My favorite?The one I'm most like?The one that would like me the most?
>>563984245early cafesheep is a good omen
>>563984574SEXPREGNANT WOMAN SEX
>>563984665>PREGNANTanon... shes not...
>>563984574Oguri really is perfect for cosplayers. Even if you're fat, you can still pull her off.
hnnnnnngggh......
>>563984665she fat bro
>>563984245>>563984629the badest of omen...
>>563984797BIG THINK
>>563984748>>563984837That can't be right, fat girls don't get me hard they are awful, but preggo ones do. Need to see the face to confirm the boner.
>>563984748she will be when I'm done with her.
>>563984797She's going to be the smartest, sexiest tsundere on /uma/.
In those weird waifu discussions do people just ignore that Helios asks Ruby on a date like every single time shes on screenhttps://x.com/i/status/2045406631337562281
>>563984965anon look at the belly button and tell me shes pregnant
>>563982923Fuku can't run her own busted card so I can't anymore
>>563984837cute cafesomeone tell me cafe gets her distances buffed
>>563984797Daiwa SMARTlet
>>563985003and Ruby always rejects her because she's too busy having her trainer's child in her belly
>>563985003nobodys waifuing the gay ass uma
>>563985152thats a weird way to spell el condor pasa
>>563982923Me
>>563985152She literally agrees to go to the dance in the linked clip
>>563985003It's weird how yuri troons always make shit up and then ignore side facts like how ruby is EXTREMELY toreina focused, same for helios in teh long run
>>563985190I DO
>>563984797>3 wit>48 as a base stat gainThat is the same stat gain I get when gettimg double rainbow with fine and natie, those two are just that good huh?
>>563978479seeeeeeeeeeeex
I love daiwa scarlet so much and it has nothing to do with her abhorrent personality, I just love watching that big heaving cow go out there and hurtle her fat body towards the finish line
>>563985095sovlless>>563985228sovl
>>563984125I got nothing. Curse you Cygames intern!!
>>563985265wish I had a borrow slot for natie but I need to use it for topro.....
>>563985003Just because Helios is gay doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck her. I'm sure Helios understands too, since Ruby is straight too, yet she still wants to fuck her.
>>563985003There's a very specific southeast asian sentiment that if a girl isnt constantly sucking your cock, it's a feminist plot against you and you should invade the games headquarters like a fucking psychotic maniac
>>563985234ballroom shit is garbage and not canon
>>563985114She doesn't, and her alt is way too focused on long races and is more of an end closer
>>563985468>if i dont like it its not canon
Races start in around 4 hoursGraded races start in around 8 hoursThere are American races going on right now (with Sovereignty vs Journalism G2 race starting in around 2-3 hours)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoga6GMH-E4
>>563985576guess I will need to set up an alarm for morning to watch
>>563985574pretty much yes
>>563985234Watch all the event, she also explains that she only agrees cause her trainer told her, Helios constantly interrupting Ruby's training schedule was the main reason
>>563985234she goes to the dance with helios out of pity and then tells her after that the whole thing just confirmed that she has no interest in herthen helios tries to kill herself and is saved by palmer
>>563985576JOURNALISM! LOVECEN! I BELIEVE IN YOU TWO!
>first turn>half the supports are AWOL, the others are in stamina and guts
>>563984245Stinky sheep
>>563980446I kneel ZRR... fucking ruined my twinkle star run with her bullshit
dead gamedead general
>>563986113*cumtributes your post*
>>563985114She gets better potentials, style aptitudes, and a bit of Power growth, which is all she really needed
>>563985576I only cheer for horses without the sunday shitblood so I will be refraining from viewing this and watch the American races instead while hoping there's an 18 horse pile up in Japan.
>>563986113Discordsisters are busy rn
>>563982923i run fuku every CM but shes annoyingly poorly built for this one. I've been trying to make a pace OG fuku to fight with xoguris because I figured her unique would hit at the same time as NSM but it doesn't at all, it basically just never activates period. Really disappointing, I hope evolved skills fix it a bit.
>Kitasan didn't show up on speed the entire senior year>even used 2 whistlesThere's glue and then there's abysmal dogshit
>>563982923I do.My oshis are Oguri and Gold Ship
I'd argue Uma does a massive disservice to all the early horsegirls but it also overcorrected with a lot of super powerful horses getting the Hoyoverse treatment to where it doesnt even look like theyre from the same game
>>563985234Ruby pumped and dumped her to win the contest. The event ends with pic related.
>>563985990easiest recreation of my life
>>563982923I do. Sprint Creek wasn't the most successful, but idc.
>>563986357What plans?
>>563986317You hoyoshitters keep posting Orfevre like she's not in the same game as Stay Homeless
>>563986486with me
>Decide to view any random race while in career, no idea where i am>Left handed and they pass a big tree>Oh i'm in Tokyo>Right handed and charging uphill on the final stretch>Oh i must be in Hanshingod damn
>>563986357Need a fanart of Helios and Falco drinking at the bar.
>>563985576What does Go this Way and the justaway mean?
i want to see horse pussy
>>563986498Smart Falcon is the strongest horse in this image
>>563986573Go this Way = Heart's Cryjustaway = Just a Way
>>563986357This is deserved
>>563986581US courts determined a long time ago that the consumption of animal pornography falls under the 1st amendment even when the production of it is illegal.it's true, look it up, thats why its so easy to find
>>563983795sorry, uma switches to being a yuri game when the ballroom events come out. it switches back to a self-insert game once the wedding event returns though. this is the yearly cycle.
>>563986590
>>563986859No no, that one is verifiably true.
>>563986317orfevre seems like such a cunt I don't think I'd pull for her at all
Gentildonna might seriously be the most attractive fictional character ever made.
>>563985576who tf are these
>>563986357HELIOSYOU HAVE PALMERSHE IS RIGHT THEREHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Can't believe there are Umas without singles
>>563986948Mother and chud son.
>>563986948Cesario and Epipen
>>563986926Smart Falcon is not even in JRA's HOF lol
>>563986942I said this by the way AND I meant it.
>>563986948caesarian section and epilepsy nia
BAKUSHIIN
everyone needs a curren chan in their life.
seiun sky complete now
>>563987346Nice
>>563987212
>>563987349
>>563987007She will realize it eventually, right?
>>563984797>get cucked out of 1 master hammer in the last shop so I needed to use 2 master 1 silver hammer>no med SI'm done fishing for S for daisca anymore, I'm just gonna try maybe getting S on someone else cause everything else on this daisca is good besides S distance
im not usually into shorties but theres something about ruby's feet...
>>563986238wtf bro, what did sundayman do? did he fuck your mom or something?
>>563987465Paamaa is not that small
>>563986834holy shit its true> United States v. Stevens was a court case to try and pass a ban against all depictions of animal cruelty. It was struck down, ruled to be overly broad while violating free speech protections>by all accounts, the court considers watching other people boink animals to be a first amendment rightamericans what the fuck ?????
It's impossible to hate Smart Falcon if you actually get to know her beyond obligatory Aoharu voice lines.
>>563987549freedom means what it means.
>>563987420If I weren't hard, she'd complain about that too. Stupid, sexy horse.
DOIN YA MOMDOIN-DOIN YA MOMYOU KNOW WE STRAIGHT DOIN YA MOM
>>563987420I missed seeing this posted, thank you. Literally me. I mean, have you fucking seen her? Like, holy fucking moly.>>563987661That's funny. It's the highest compliment after all.
>>563980178These memes are just shameless love it
>Nooo Palmer likes Helios>Nooo Helios likes RubyThe chaddess Yamanin Zephyr:
>Junior Early Sep after winning Niigata Junior Stakes>about 20 energy>no good trainings>no rival race>empty storeDo you race anyway or rest?
I have been staying strong and only doing daily pulls for Nishino, if I don't get her in the next two days I will spark herBut I'm kind of proud of how I didn't gamble and stayed true to the daily pull plan
>>563987346deck and sparks?
>>563987864you glue
Posting sloppa to ruin your day.
>>563980635>unattractive
>>563986942>>563987212
Champ...
>>563987549Boinking animals is illegal but not in the US, also. Because the recording of the crime isn't considered a crime, there is no way for police to act on that as evidence. So unless you were literally caught with your pants down, there's no way to say "hey, that guy stuck his weenie in a ferret and used it like a sock!" or "Hey, that woman shoved her greasy tounge down that horses sphincter and made obscene slurping noises!"Animal abuse isnt really taken seriously and its a shame
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563987864You might get the hat early so save up those points
>>563986253Hang in there fukubro>>563986452sovlfvl for being the only anon whose oshi is Creek probably, and for sticking through it when it's tough. You ran her on dirt, right?>>563986284sovlfvl only some of the time
>>563987864reset
umas for this feel?
>>563987864Rest and train on late October.
>>56398795115* power 2* gutswish I got some more wit training in
>feel really motivated to do runs>but there's no event going on anymore>feel like I shouldn't play so I'm not burned out when the next event startsGod, I wish I weren't so autistic about this and would just play games for fun without trying to minmax everything.
>>563988208did you run any mediums or only mile and sprints?
>>563988152Kris S and Cesario
>>563988208please be in my next TT match
>>563988276only sprint+mile
>>563986834its not hard at all nigger
>>563988317>Cesariotrue>Kris SI don't remember her being really that close to her trainer, just autistic
>cap speed early>director keeps giving me speedNyo...
GOD shop
There's always gonna be another mountainI'm always gonna wanna make it moveAlways gonna be an uphill battleSometimes I'm gonna have to loseAin't about how fast I get thereAin't about what's waiting on the other siiiiiiiiideIT'S THE CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMB
>>563988442Apparently it's harder for you to read...
>>563988490These recreation events are crazy.
I... I can't...
>>563987517polluted the jap horse gene pool. if I could go back in time I could just kill the shadai guy who brought him over but I can't so I just hope for some shitty nk chink nukes to hit japan and irradiate their horses into sterility. more likely I'll just go to japan and piss on his grave for fun. pic related is what I'd do if I could go back in time though.
>>563988490
>>563988457>capping speed before finalsYou're literally guaranteed 70 stats. Pumping power or guts is a better way of spending energy after 1130 speed.
>>563987828
>>563988658I don't get it. He wasn't the first US or foreign horse to stand in Japan. He just had the best resultsI still don't see why you hate him so much
>>563981324I've lost control of my life
>>563988490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd6oUYGNiV0
>>563982217
I need an umawife
>>563987995
>>563988845Hmm? What's up with the smirk?
Hmm..
>>563988874i dont know how you do this without spending every waking moment of your life in a MANT run since a week and a half ago
>>563984449>fatter ass bourbonI Think I Hauve Covid
evens i get pizzaodds i dont
>>563988658MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>They sold images of Tamamo trying to breed and failed because he was too much of a manlet AND a dickletWhat warranted this type of a humiliation ritual?
>>5639893697 and you get pizza
>>563989369No Pizza for you
buy HOEH series
>>563989498>>563989519nyo...
>>563987007Her bestie for life frfr
>>563988868All those other horses are fine. I just don't like him or his descendants and consider him overall to have been a bad thing for the racing scene in japan.
>>563988940Maximum femininity. I love her.
>>563989061
>>563988680sweaty horse girl body slamming into me
>>563989679While I can agree that some things were lost because of his dominance, I doubt that Japan would become a Part 1 country in 2007 without his influence
>>563987549It helps one of the supreme court judges, Thomas, love bestiality porn. Used to harass his female staff showing it to them
>>563989679If Burger Pharoah(sic) turned out to be a good stud for the brief time he stayed here, maybe even to the point Japan calls him back somehow, would you think that was a bad thing
>>563987465Never ever.Best Palmer is going to get is Helios painting half her nails green and having a ponytail in her alt.
>>563989846
>>563984965Pregnancy and fat fetish go hand and hand. You like big round tummies anon.
>>563990124i'm still surprised HeliPama don't have matching alts. poor palmer...
one more try... evens for pizza.. odds for no pizza...
>>563978258 Rape both and leave
>>563990352Helios has only 1 alt so maybe one day
>>563990359Look at this anon! No pizza! Meanwhile I'll eat all the pizza with this 7!
>>563980245non canon event stuff to give yuri fans their fix. it never happens in main stories or character stories unless it's Sirius Symboli.
>>563990359>>563990451i just want pizza today...
>>563990369Only Fuji. I don't rape boys.
>>563990303nta but i think for some people it can be totally different. I won't deny that I love a cute round non-preggo tummy from time to time, but pregnancy is way hotter 100% of the time because of the erotic aura of fertility it gives off. fat fetish doesn't have that last one
>>563990529
>>563990527YOU GOT IT ANON YAY
>>563990392
>>563990608its still odd... i needed evens...
>>563990701oh oops it was the other anon with a 7........
I spent 77 pulls on Flower and only got spooked by HishiAma onceDo i go to spark with 31k?I wanted to pull on Mr. CB a little bit... and do what i can on the Tachyon bannerNo chance for Cheer Natie and Summer Golshi is there
>>563990786if you're that far, you might as well
>>563990303oguri sex
>>563990786Yeppers
>>563990527ACTUALLY you got a 7 so i think you should still get a pizza because clearly shiraoki willed it
>>563990352It's not that bad bro.
>>563990529OH LAWD SHE BALLIN'
>>563990920that's cute. i always thought those outfits were good next to each other despite being different releases
Huh? They tried to pair Oguri with Kaichou
>>563986834Faggots boinking each other should be illegal
i only gained a pregnancy fetish because i realized my (Future) wife would very likely be insecure about her body when she gets pregnant so i trained my mind into finding pregnant women hot
>>563991215holy slowpoke
she's coming soon and so am i
>>563991250But guys are so cute!
That's a thing?
>>563991584Tazuna and her “enthusiastic pair”
>>563990303>>563990529as someone who likes fat bellies, I don't like pregnant bellies. they're too hard-looking and unsightly.
>>563991584I have NEVER gotten the date spooks. Do you need to be a IRL charmer to get these to happen?
>>563991584been a thing since the patch with the acupuncture card. pal cards are in the pool you can even roll the dating events
>>563990303Preggers is long. Fat is wide. They are completely distinct. You can enjoy both, even simultaneously, but do not conflate the two.
motherfuckers are getting spooked by random date events, meanwhile I can't even get my lazy-ass team sirius card to proc the recreation trigger until senior year
Never cared for either myself but enjoy a good Rudolf bit
I don't get it...
>mfw Helios's career "sadbaits" me into rolling for Ruby and KS Miracle
>>563989897¯\_(ツ)_/¯>>563990117I don't have any problem with him, although I'm sure he's mostly breeding with mares descended from the one I do have a problem with
>>563992360must be something only trannies know and care about
>>563992360pokke penis o algo
>>563992360she has to air out her stinky umanko
>>563992389>i enjoy this front runner, so i will roll for marginally related late surger and pace chaserDo umarollers really?
>>563991253I just like how tight and round a pregnant woman's belly gets
8 days
>>563992264I stopped using it when it bricked 2 of my runs each after by not triggering at junior.
>>563992360dantsu is prim and proper when she touches herself. pokke spreads her legs wide, obliterates her clit, groans like a beast, and squirts a fuck ton when she masturbates
>>563992360isn't it considered vulgar for a woman to full spread? You even see it in the west
>>563992565what?
>>563992595the god banner
>>563992283This is a good image
fokke the pokke
>>563992360>Trannies see a woman with wide legs>MUST BE A PENIS, SHE SITS LIKE A DUDE, LIKE I WOULD!!!>Normal people see that: Oh hey, that woman sure sits manly and like a SLUT
>>563992595of passionate umapyoi
>>563992360pokke = topdantsu = bottom
>>563992283Rudolf would get pregnant just to make that pun.
>>563992756who said that
#UglyCurren#NoOneLikesYou#Stinky#WeirdAssRunning
now i'm drooling over the thought of Pokke cock
>>563992629Splitting running styles is not a good ideaChoose one, even if it’s hard
>>563992595
>>563992629meta slave safe to ignore
>>563992935fuck thatpull for the umas you like most, regardless of running styleit's okay to just want to have them and not necessarily run them in CMs
>>563992629>>563992935If you're uma pulling min max meta is the least of your issues. Just play enough to get all the welfare and must pull cards.
>>563992935I was talking about the story, I felt like how both subplots of KS Miracle and Ruby end can be considered "bad ending" for both which basically baits me into rolling for them to give them a "good ending">>563993050I see
all the good umas have innate NSM
i got the pizza anyway
>>5639929351. you're dumb2. you have no soul, you are an automaton3. you have to diversify running styles for TT anyway
Hey, the Satsuki Sho will be today in 8 hours and 22 minutes, will post link to watch it together later
>>563993227based
>>563993227I want some too, but it's already past midnight and nothing's open around here anymore...
>>563992846I did, I'm normal people
>>563993203Many are saying this.
>>563992360Oh hey, Jungle Pocket sure sits manly and like a SLUT
>>563985576Reminder for anons about time and Sovereignty vs Journalism
>>563993357kill yourself
the belly is good sure but i'm more about when a flat girl get pregnant and her small tits become flabby little udders. there's nothing extraneous or vain about them, they're just for feeding her child. they're simple and austere and ancestral.
>>563993408I would say this
dantsu flame breastmilk cheese
>>563992360Some meme about pussy facing the world, an analysis about their posture I think
>>563993357Anyone who might have a shot at winning the Triple Crown this year?If 7, there will be a Triple Crown winner.
>>563993492Rice Shower is small and weak, she would have to use similac, if she even survived childbirth
>>563987007Palmer is for her trainer, even in Helios's campaign
>>563993167That’s like saying you’ll never do a Ryan career because you like Oguri, or you need to roll for Festa because you like JordanThe story only happens onceYou still end up playing the game after the story ends
>>563993663Stop replying to that retarded avatarfag
>>563993663if 7 another VILLAIN will steal the third crown away from a double crown winner
>>563993203spit yo shit sis
Thoughts on Creek's introduction?
>>563993203 No joke Neicheer looks decently strong for mediums. NSM + Dominator, another late race accel, nice growth rates, can run miles. Unique can be strong if you can gimmick the favorites system too.
>>563993203hmmm false, Kingu doesn't have it
>>563993537Uma breast milk is probably an insane delicacy. I need some official canon media to touch on this.
>>563993727Fuck yeah.
>>563993770it's a nice way to say she milks you dry
>classic december>gw combo done>bobo support event hasn't startedit keeps happening man
>>563993838
>>563993663The crowns are usually decided by the top 3 best odds horses, so I'd look out for them, but anything could happen in a race, the chart got already posted here >>563985576I'm personally getting a ticket for Green Energy
>>563993695...I can see now why anons had that reaction towards your previous postYou are soulless, If you have no consideration for the happiness of umamusume you are not worthy any further engagement from me, goodnight
>>563993978>I'm personally getting a ticket for Green EnergySure as fuck you aren't doing anything
>>563993727checked
R there 2 NTR nons or 1
>>563993492I like seeing taut round bellies full of my babies protruding lewdly from a skinny girl's frame but this is also a based take.
>>563993778the issue is her ult's positioning req is awkward as hell for mediums. you usually don't want to be lower than 3rd by the time the final straight begins, and on the distance where her ult actually would be good (mile), NSM is inconsistent
>>563994178I need umamilk
>563994052What triggered xher xhim today? Isn't too early for a melty
someone post the comic where scarlet sees pregnant vodka
>>563994037Another umaroller bricked by soulposters...You'll burn out and end up abandoning your stable because others are too lazy to do right by the umas they have and want you to join themThat’s not soul. That’s sloth.
>>563994178Ayabe doesn't have all that, and it's disgusting to oversize them by that muchat least post good smut
>>563993778Was good enough for Witgod
someone post the comic where scarlet sees me impregnating vodka
>>563994178Ayabe wouldn't do this
>>563994446
Two aces done. Time to read Dia's story now
>>563994082it's just one but he pretends there's another to "damage his image" or some shit. honestly I started hiding every post with her picture attached, they're never worth reading
is this true?
>>563994576thank you
Why do you guys keep ignoring me?
>>563994449>umaroller>brickedyou literally will never understand. the only thing that would brick my account is not having the trainees I want.
>>563994647Good idea, I should do that too.
>>563994675I wrote this and do this
>>563994675
What does global think of Bamboo Memory?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nf8hkJ-FY
>cucked by an agnes
>>563994828This is No Reason, though
Mamboo Memory
Unfortunately, umagrok already said it's very unlikely we'll see a triple crown horse. I would have faith in Kitasan's brat, but if Croix couldn't do it, I doubt Basse can.
>>563994828an uma I won't pull for but will be happy if she spooks me later down the line
I want to give Yaeno Muteki a proper happy ending
Monetizing, running ads.
>>563994675>>563994814>similar to chris postinghaven't thought of that in forever, god bless
>>563994082there is at least 4 of them if I counted right, but only one is a superoshi and the other 3 are hyper schizos, one of them got doxxed already, so the whole theory that is just one falls apart, considering the real one is in my club too
>>563995010>chris postingWhat's that?
Triple wit rainbow (+17 speed + 51 wit without PEDs) or queen elizabeth for 3x tiara?
>>563995113you're sadly forced to run QE2 twice if you're doing Tiara route
I want to roll for her so bad...
>>563994675THE MARUZENSKY BLOODLINEIMPREGNATE BUENA VISTATOREEENAAA-SAN
Oaklawn Handicap in 50 minutes right?
I'm out of TPpraise me Danchou
>>563995002I hope you get her and make that happy ending come true, anon.
>>563991584I failed a training yesterday and the Anshinzawa random event from her pal card saved me, even though she wasn't in my d*ck. But yea you can proc dating events randomly too, I've had it happen with Kiryuin before
Curren Chan's ears aren't even real. It's just a headband. She's a fucking phony human.
>>563995113You would lose on the Goddess and Heroine epithets if you skip QE II, I wouldn't do it
>>563995249succubus
>>563995229Good work.
>There are multiple horses that don't listen to what you say>Game doesn't lock them to training themselves until they learn to trust you.Scammed
>>563995343What does anything in that post have to do with Narita Top Road?
>>563995396...that's it?
>>563995436It's the same thing chris chan would do if that makes sense
>>563995113hmm +15 in 2 random stats or +70 in stats you actually want tough choice
>>563995484Fine, I'll say it....HOEH ARIGATOU!!!!
>>563995484Come back for more praise when you become top earner.
>all I've got only procs from 2 to 5Aw what the fuck man, I've been taking it on my fronts
>>563994883why is she like this? she treis to cuck cafe too
>>563995113>he fell for the tiara route memelmaokikuka sho isn't even that hard. shit is clearable at 400
I'll handle her
>>563995616Fuji Kiseki always says Hoeh Arigatou when you play her career?
yeppers gives 1 hydratexoguri's event gives 2 hydrateshould I max to 3 because yeppers is not going to be a permanent borrow and hydrate hints are so common?
>>563995104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Dkbq5Vfxonow pretend special week is chris
>>563994675Can't I have one of her other kids instead? Cesario looks cute...
>>563995798retard
What's sex with Tokai Teio like
yankomanko
>>563995798i tried kikuka sho on a late surger with 400 stam. lost to creek every single time and ran out of clocks. doored the run after that and never running triple crown again unless i'm training the uma for longthe stats you get from the epithets is about the same between crown and tiara route anyway
>>563995892if you want to spend book for something, buy 777 first
>>563995779evil uma with evil uma eyes
>>563995798Taiki has long F and I don't have enough leftover slots for longs.
>>563996121extremely tight
I just realized I haven't bought anything with my hint books yet..
>>563996187open the image...
>>563996228I look like this
>>563996121she has to go to the hospital at the end
>>563995616whenever I see this alt I always think she's wearing one of those chinese hats
>>563996082cesario belongs to symboli kris s
>>563996307Please be in Mambo...
>>563996121Bone breaking.
>>563981324been taking it easy
>>563995104>demake trash>not OG chris postinggod I hate zoomer
I like to pretend I'm other famous anon from the thread and shitpost until I get bored of baiting, I also like to start made up club drama that never happened it works everytime, also I use sweepy so I have a lot of time to make up shit to entertain myself
>>563996268
Is it Fuji time yet?
>>563996659It's always Fuji time.
>>563995892I keep my things on lv1 or 2depending on whether I can get them off card hints or they're easy to get from inspirations. Getting to lv4 and 5 hints earlier isn't as impactful.
>>563996423Damn.Well I'm not budging on that. I'll go continue some other bloodline.
Got my first S uma, yipeeeeeee
fuji kiseki is hot but I hate her ult animation with that fuck-ass fedoraincredible aura loss every time she ults
remember when we tried to start club drama with ****** and it goes silent almost immediately? that club is full of powerful people man
>>5639956732nd isn't the worst since one of your fronts should be in second but would also imply they didn't hit accel doubt its worth it unless literally nothing else left
>>563996693This works for most umas but XOguri needs them ASAP. The sooner you get your 3 recoveries (hopefully right after first inspo) the easier her career becomes.
massiveee
>>563996659It's always Fuji TimeI can't believe BOANE blew up so hard but Pokke and Fuji Kiseki aren't even the most popular characters from it.. It makes me question if Tachyon fans even watched the movie at all
>>563996962holy witgod.....
>>563996818post her
>>563996659time for Fuji to receive my seed
>>563996871>fuji>aura lossdoes not compute
>>563996962So does that gold skill from symboli make her good for the cm or is it still an oshi pick
post pull plans
>>563997091dump as much as I have to on the cheerleader banner and then save for nariwan
2 months left of trackblazer?
>>563996743don't worry, she can make more daughters
Take this key I have no need for. NQB0J-33PPP-0PVP9
>>563995249CARROT BURGER nice maybe
>>563997027I feel like its nearing the limit of what my shitfuck deck can do until I get better parents
>>563993203mod for changing her spats to low legs + garter with vibrator?
>>563997241What was it?
>>563997231
>>563997356FEMBOY FUTA HOUSE
>>563997074it's pretty bad, especially here since it's the longest medium in the game. but I want to take what I can to make her work
>>563997241is it a steam code? already redeemed
>>563997356herpes, std, aids
>>563997458Holy boobers
Anyone else kinda popular?
>>563997241>>563997356I tried to redeem as soon as the thread auto-refreshed (already had steam opened), but either someone else was faster or they were sharing it elsewhere (whore)
>>563997091Gonna start saving for Festa after the Sirius card leaves rate-up.After that? Probably save for Sirius. Don't know what's after that though since I don't know which cards are human rights and the only other Uma I really want are Duramente and Dream Journey. But those are super far off...
>>563997458I saw her win one lobby and it wasn't anything crazy, just using the yeppers NSM and built well so it's possible. I can't make her win unfortunately
>>563989020>>563989283
>>563997301Congrats anon, you really need more wit but if your cards are not that good it can't be helped.
>>563997561what card are people borrowing THAT much?
Thank you Vodka you are my greatest ally
>>563997561yeppers card?
>>563997635really? maybe there's a chance then. honestly I had nimble but it cost a ton and I'm extremely sure she will be way too far behind to proc it consistnetly. so hoping spurt will be enough as the 'immediate' accel procgot left-handed and firm conditions in exchange for it which I think is better--well it is on average but yeah..
>>563997561pige...
>>563997091>no plans postedumaroller hours
>>563997963>umaroller hoursand this is a good thing!
>>563997670
>>563997809>>563997897It's MLB Riko
>>563997091>Yaeno Muteki>Sweep Tosho>Sirius Symboli>Dream Journey>OrfevreThese are my must rolls, Copano Rickey is strictly optional
>>563997910I really think her only chance of winning is gambling NSM but I haven't extensively tested her. I have a decent one made I guess I could try right now
my SMaru runs have honestly been so cursed, I didn't have such awful luck on my Seiun or Daisca runs
Do I need a recovery for CM13?
>>563998215nope, send it. bourbonfraud
>>563997091I guess I'll post mine then, Lucky Lilac is the last banner, but the sheet hasn't been updated yet
>>563998215very low power regardless
>>563998274nigga really planned it all ahead just to die in a nuclear fire a month later
>>563998158This creek is very lewd
>>563997091>hold>don't lose my job>luckshit 4 umas at least>pull on the next meta card or something>luckshit on that as wellThat's my super detailed plan
I have a hypothesis I want to confirm.https://poal.me/f3ehvo
>>563998141if you have two other aces I can make a room and run a couple if someone else joins too?
>>563998109Based taste
>>563996880brickd...
>>563998158You can't post that
>>563996659Hell yeah.
>>563998538picking neither, but sirius looks cool. not into dom or anything like that for reference so I'm just going off vibes
>>563998557Sure, although i just checked and forgot yeppers fucked me on the run so i only have nimble on her
>>563998538A hypothesis can't be confirmed, Anon. It can only be upheld or disproven.Also, neither.
do pacechuds still borrow mayano for a chance at head-on or do we simply get lucky and receive it via rival hints?
>>563992565"Marginally related", and they're the main characters of the Uma Musume stageplay
>>563997091
>>563998864uhh your daiwa pow?
>>563998864You have access to Daiwa power who gives a guaranteed hint towards the gold version
>>563998864I just pray or inherit it but I've given up on pace until tachyon desu
>>563998759okay let's give it a go then905820629058206290582062cm13, looking for another anon to join us while we test our ayabe
>>563992565So I wasn't supposed to roll for Cafe, Ardan, Ayabe, Kita, Dia and Bright?
>>563997091I've planned up to Ramonu wit. For umas, do no more than 4 fun tenpulls for cheerleader banners, same for Palma and Sweepy, then aim for swimsuit Macky/Golshi, Copano Rickey, Festa, Blaze Brian, Kitasan forma Blanco, and Helios. Cards will only be on Light Hello/Tachyon banner then Ramonu wit.
>>563998215Bourbon might be fine since her unique is a recovery and your higher guts. Rule seems to be 1050 stam no gold or 850+1 gold
>>563995023>one of them got doxxed already,how so?
>>563998928>>563998934what the fuck are you guys talking about? the only daiwa power card i have is the slutty version from the pool party event
Sovereignty vs Journalism in 7 minutes
>>563998971oh my bad bwo I have her built for cm 12
event status
does anyone have that image where doto is like "AAAIIIIEEEE TRAINER IS UNDRESSING ME WITH HIS EYES NOW HE MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND MARRY MEEEEEE!!!!" and trainer is in the background saying "I'm not doing that at all" or something
>>563999125>>>/sp/
>>563999125link?
>>563997091probably sneak in a couple more uma banners if I get lucky
>>563999145
>>563998971I entered with some very rough drafts to boost your confidence.
>>563999116HOLY FUCK I JUST LOOKED THIS UP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NISHINO BANNER RELEASED AN SSR WITH GOLD HEAD-ON? oh my god this changes everything why was nobody talking about this AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>563997091 Depending on how she's released I might swipe Yeppers. If I get very lucky I will pull Sweep.
>>563999129oh whoops, no it's my bad you said for the cm which implies this upcoming one so that's my fault>>563999238cool cool>>5639989716/9, anyone can join!
>>563996962She's a smart girl
>>563999212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoga6GMH-E4
>>563997091Inari OneMAYBE SweepyAir ShakurSummer Goldship+McQueen1488 Tamamo CrossNakayama FestaShinko WindyMr.CB + Twin TurboNeo UniverseThat's about it for this year
>>563999116>>563999256It’s not that good of a card statwise, so unless you really, really love Paces, it’s a borrow card
>>563999364If you want to test my cm 12 I'll join but yeah I haven't even bothered with 13 yet, sorry
>>563999256Isn't headon just pace gamble skill? Straight descent is the one you want.
I ate ribs, cream corn, sweet potato fries today and drank a paloma and shinerbock beer.Just wanted to let you guys know.
>>563997091Yaeno MutekiSakura LaurelFalco altsOrfevreGentildonnaCesarioDream JourneyTama alts
>>563999476oh im definitely borrowing it. I'm just so traumatized from months of agemasen head-on gambling that the idea of getting it from a card guaranteed is like a bucket of ice water over my head.
>>563998971i got 2nd and 3rd with two of my cm12 acesim content with that
>>563999559I went on a 2.5 mile walk to mc donalds to get myself 3 hamburgers and 9 chicken nuggers to eat on the way back home
>>563998158
>>563998971nyo...think teio not ulting is gonna make me mald in the long run396092743960927439609274one more
>>563999506its like the only lategame accel that pacers have though. i've been operating under the assumption that it's basically mandatory. i know straight descent is good but obviously its only good if theres one downhill on the track and its at the end, right?
>>563999506?
You guys knew that /sp/ had a horse thread?
>>563998158I kneel to the attention to detail on the freshly red skin
>>563998798why is she stepping on her lab coat
>Gold inspiration even>90 stamina>White inspiration event>pic related?????
>>563999605>getting it from a card guaranteed>in a thread where people would run into Creek never finishing her chain on the best of runsVery optimistic, bwo. I will just suggest you don't overload your deck with too many SSRs.
Oh no! Tachyon just raped you and to hide her misdeeds turned you temporarily into a cat! What will you do now? You will return to a human in 1 week.
>>563999752Anons... that was my parent Ryan... with 0 golds.... Maybe I should just throw in whatever for the next one.
>>563999976I don't want to be an animal who's purpose is to be molested
>>563999976Sex with Seiun Sky.
>>563999660At first I thought Dictus was the most normal one in the group but then I read she has an obsession with being the only one to serve tea to her trainer, and in the end it made sense why they ended up being a group
>>564000050That's what MEN are only good at, their meat sticks
Tightest umanko?
>>563999605your head-on parents?
NHK moment
So is this how it works? No uma musuko?
>>564000278tfw no shota umamusko
>>563999752oh I'm stupid, straightaway spurt doesn't work on this track. whoopsokay nsm is definitely needed then, or nimble at the very leastthanks for joining
>>564000183don't lie to me like that
>>563997091in terms of cards (i run any style except end)>Tachyon/Light Hello>FM/Maru rerun>KS Miracle guts (1LB ok)>Ramonu wit>Ancestors>Bourbon wit 2.0>Pasa speed>McQueen wit>Orfevre guts>Nishino power>Still speed (unsure)>Shakur stam>Rudolf wit>Almond Eye speed>Tamamo power>Teio speed>Bourbon power (2LB ok)>Finemo power>FY witi'll actually have enough carats for almost all of this AND the umas according to the carat calculator, i also currently have 100k carats hoarded
>>564000278I’m more interested in whether there’s a higher chance of having an umamusume than a male, you know because of that whole thing about umas having very strong genetics
>>564000278yeah
I'm debating selling my knife from cs2 to have uma funds for later
>>563999976I’d mess with Brian every day
>>564000564Why is she tearing up like she is being forced into this?
>>564000564NTR Anon finally snapped...
ntranon...
>>564000564
>>564000381>late OguriWhat recoveries do you guys use?
>>564000525thought about doing that too but then I would never want to play cs2 (rarely do anyway)do you need the funds immediately
>>564000564Stop posting porn
>>564000581Hold on just a moment this one too...
stop fucking spamming images
>>564000742You're not fooling anyone creep
>>564000731I'm in the same boat when I would have no reason to play if I actually sold my knifeand not really..... I can comfortably atleast get LB1 SMaru soon so it should be fine
>>564000731>but then I would never want to play cs2Sounds like a massive upside
>>563998158does she really not wear socks under those... i assumed she had thigh-highs on, or nude dance tights or something...
>>564000581somehow I didn't even realise she had her whole pussy out for a moment
>>564000847ntrfaggot is just waiting with baited breath to bake another shitty thread
>>564000879it's not THAT bad, and they're apparently bringing back my favorite map in the active pool (cache)
>>564000857I don't know what you are thinking, but I am not a creep I would be banned now if that was me
>>564000861would for sure just hold onto it then>>564000879it's fun with friends (haha...)
I need to see Iinchou's boobies, help a torena out
>Publisher>Liberal Arts>JournalismThese names suck
>>564001009after that whole thing they did with trade up contracts the value of it went down so I was just thinking of selling it and actually have uma funds but I guess I'll hold onto it for now still
>>563999397THE WHITE MAN WINS!
>>564000731gambling on radiant star, though sometimes she gasses out despite proccing festive miracle. definitely rebuilding her.
>>564001104Aren't they character limited and picked to be easy to remember and say?
>>564001106yeah the market has stabilized after that whole fiasco so it's okay to hold>>564000721>>564001181
>>564001009>it's fun with friendsThat's the excuse every shitty mp game uses
>>564000974seeing as how this thread and the last one were made by a yurinigger(you), it's clearly not the ntrfag
>>564001313isn't that the whole point of multiplayernot counting fighting games since that's 1v1 anyway
>>564001369Put them back
>>563998538I only like silly symboli i despise the actual sirius
>>564001210no, that's only in Japan as far as I know
>>564001181never take radiant star it's an actual brick on xoguri
>finally unlock my free makween>is fucking unusable in MANTblazeruuuuuh why did I do this again
>>564001313I mean.... it's true though, it's more fun if you can play a multiplayer shooter with someone than alone
>>564000525>>564000731i played csgo for a few months in 2016 and accumulated a bunch of crates that i never touched for 10 years. all of those crates were worth at minimum 4 dollars last year. i got something like 80 dollars in gabebucks from my investment. all into uma.
SovereignFRAUDFRAUDnalism
>>564001369wtf, biwa is actually really sexy?
>>564001210>>564001447>https://breederscupexperiences.com/blog/the_art_of_naming_a_race_horseThat's quite an extensive list>Finally, once the horse is awarded its name, its registered name is tattooed under its upper lip for identification purposes. This provides a permanent link for the horse’s registration information. Brutal, sounds pretty cruel.
>>564001468I sold few pistols I had for around 50 bucks too after the tradeup drama too
>>564001448can't find a better recovery for a potential carryover on CM13
>>564001131you misspelled "White Abarrio"
>>564001563>names that are suggestive or could be considered vulgar to have obscene meaning cannot be usedbofa deez nutz...
>>563999397KWAB
>>564001450she's usable though
>>564001497always has been
>>563985576>Sovereignty vs JournalismThe winner is WHITE ABARRIO, who is 3 years older than them
Post villains
>>564001874he's 6, not 7
>>564001834>>564001874Can't believe unc smoked all those frauds
>>563998274gwo use the paid tickets....
>>564001891Don't open unless you want to ruin your day.
>>564001563they replaced them with microchips a few years ago. way before that article was published.
>>564001874>>564001942actually never mind, I'm retardedalso it's very rare in the west for a G1 winner like him to still be running at his age
>>564001987awww this is so sweet
>>564001450I'm using her (and festival Rudolf) as Front for CM14
>>564001942
>>564001942>>564002126
>>564001958Nyopers, my global account is a f2p project, I already whale hard in jp
dumb carnival event made me forget I had a daily shop refresh left yesterday
>>564001987Laisu would say this to lower your guard and then stab you in the back.
>>564001874Unc still got it. I thought horses only did like 3-4 years
Hey /uma/ what is your 5km run time? Mine is 23 minutes and 53 seconds. Surely you can run that much if you call yourself your umawife's trainer, right?
>>564002028not that strange for white abarrio since his pedigree isn't good at all. very little reason to believe he'll make much money at stud.
>>564001987I’m going to kill myself out of spite
>>564002456nigga I'm 250 pounds
>>564002456idk I haven't tried it yet, is that on flat surface? it's so hilly here
Gentil isn't as loving as fans and their art made her out to beThe trainer feels more like a slave ngl
>>564001874Reminds me of Narita Top Road just dabbing on prime Jungle Pockets and other zoomers while being old as shit himself
>>564002456Uhhhh I'm American but I did 3 miles at 21:32 last week
>>564002456I can't run
>>564002626she's literally the strongest being on earth
>>564002679I love this pic but please add 'that's crazy' somewhere in your post next time
>>564002456>5kmhow much is that in ford trucks per football fields
>>564002456how about swimming instead.... I can do around 2.5km in 1h up to 3k sometimes
>>564002626you could say she isn't.... gentil
>>564002478breeder's cup classic is like only second to the amount of stud money the triple crown (especially belmont) bring in
>>563997091I only had a general plan for card pulls but tried doing one with everything that I want to pull on and it's ogre.I have to pass on several oshi roll banners and a luxury pace chud card despite locking in as a pace chud and I crash and burn as soon as the Dreams scenario begins, that Air Groove and Fine Motion is not a banner I'm interested on but it shows I die there despite skipping lots of nice banners.It's a worst case scenario anyway where I get third every time on CM and get the bare minimum plat for LoH, but for now I'll have to skip on the 564 banner just to be safe...
>>564002456We don't run. It's embarrassing.
>>563998798Oh I got theory and hypothesis mixed up again huh.
>>564002456I walk around 3.5km in 30 minutes twice a day from tuesday to friday when I have to go to college, run faster bro
>>564002626i mean everyone thinks groove is wife material but her career turns out to be more platonic than romantic
>>564002605>>564002613>>564002686>>564002998I need you non-runners to post your favorite uma so I know who to associate with unfit trainers
>>564002741extremely normie but these make me laugh out loud..........
>>564002626she's basically grooming (You) into being worthy of her
>>564002626I've mentioned this before. She is good person. But her relationship with her trainer is literally (actual) trainer and trainee except her trainer is the trainee.
>>563997091wedding finemosummer goldshitachyon + light hellorest no idea, maybe just save till ramonu
I have shit taste. Which uma is for me?
>>564002456idk i just run a mile every week and try to do it faster every time. right now i'm at about 8 minutes.
>>564002456Not to sound ass but are you running at full speed? I can walk about 3-4km in 30 mins, running should be double than that, no?
>>564003043
>>564003143Rose Kingdom.
>>564003143
>>564002919Doesn't matter if the pedigree is meh. We already have the biggest example with Sunday Silence whose a double crown + BCC winner
>>564003171as a fast walker, you walk very fast
>>564003143ryan
>>564003143Smart Falcon
>>564003143NTR, Shakur, Biwa, Pokke, and so on. all the umas only contrarians like
>>564002456I don't know. I don't have a flat plane to test on and running uphill gassed me out incredibly quickly.I think last time I used a treadmill it 20 or something if I aggregate my 10 minute run.
>>564003043Akebono.
>>563997091I want to pull Kitasan Blanco BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT FFFUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>564003171THIS ANON IS FUCKING ZOOMING
>>563997091rickey, tachy/light...after that I don't know
>>564003364dont shay that....
>>564003454get brian with a selector
>>564002456I'm out of shape, I ran 7km in 45 minutes the other dayEveryone's records here makes me feel ashamed
>>564002456I've never done timed 5km runs. Only 2km and however long my watch says for that day. Apparently my fastest time to the 5km mark was 28 minutes though. I'm okay with that as a pretty fat ojisan.
>>564003589I'm strictly f2p, sadly
>>564003171samealso no, unless you can run for the whole 30 minutes
>>564003284Ah shit, now you made me remember people telling me I walk "too fast"Okay, I might be the issueSorry
>>564003454
>>564003171It's very hard to run at full speed at that distance. Imagine your uma running at late-race speeds the entire race, she'll never have enough stamina to finish. I guess the best I've done at full speed the entire time is a 600 metre sprint.
>>564003275sundayman's pedigree wasn't bad at all, Halo was a really successful sireamerica just hated sundayman in favor of easy goer
>>564003364How the fuck is Pokke on this list she at least had the movie
>>564003679your woman would not be pleased if you dragged her along while holding hands
>>564003626Then you must perish.
TP has been spenthopefully I wake up for satsuki shobad moodnight umadacchi
>>564003612its ok, you're better than all the fat fucks that dont run
>>564002456My best time for 3miles/5k was 25 minutes, best mile time was 6:30, best 2 miles was 15:00.
>>564003454you can paid selector 2 of Sky, Brian, summer Tachyon, summer Suzuka, Rickey, and Hokko since 2.0 and 2.5 anni both get paid selectors
>>563997091Hello hello moshi moshi beep beep
>>563998078
>>564003612never feel bad for any exercise
>>564003807MY EYES
>>564003760aww why bad...hope you feel better
>>564003854>>564003854>>564003854
Should have at least removed the gacha banner before making a thread
>>564003171imagine the autistic stride of this anon
>>564003759IIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>564003935The NTR avatarfaggot doesn't play the game and he's rushing to make a thread with her so he didn't even bother removing info
>>564003935>>564004043me when i talk to myself
>>564003753her protagonist role got complete overshadowed by Tachyon
>>564002626Anyone have that unflattering pic of IRL Gentil yelling at one of her foals?
>>564003893some stuff that's a bit annoying came up earlier when I was doing errands but it's nooothing big
>>564004221If you were smart you would have at least notice the cooldown reply didn't exceed 90s
>>564004518me when i use multiple devices to shitpost
>>564004501as long as it's not too bad...wish you a nice rest then, umadacchi
>>564004308tachy a shit for redditards
>>564004835you too dacchi
>>564003171>can only walk 1km in 13-15 minutescan't believe someone would casually destroy my speedwalking confidence like that
