RIP Turtle 2018-2026 May 14th Edition>Recent NewsBlizzard & Turtle WoW have settled, official announcement maybe in 6 hours. Bowser/Crogge is stressed.Stormforge shutting down on May 14th.>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+). Might die soon™Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon). Stormforge was Tauricore so they're also in dangerChromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC (embed)>Previous Thread>>563951976
they killed my nigga tortle
Why is Turtle WoW in the server list as "Might die soon" when the OP image confirms its dead.
/epog/ won
>didn't spend a cent on twow award
any good servers?>>563968678Remove might die soon with dead in mayalso if you're going to delete evil and branded at least delete the part where it talks about searching for active guilds. in fact just remove turtle from the OP.
Don't worry Anon.We've got your back.Join us on <gulag>You are welcome.
>>563968738FPBP
What now ... ?
>Recent NewsStormforge AND Turtle shutting down on May 14th.>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla World+Retail, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (WOTLK)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon). Stormforge was Tauricore so they're also in dangerChromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search gulag, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC (embed) (embed)>Previous ThreadFixed OP
Roll Guru
I don't know what to do with my piece of shit chud life anymore. Maybe I'm converting to pislam
who wants to play xiv
>>563968940i'm hoping that new ffxi private server launches soon personally
>>563968903I'm not brown
I was literally about to download Turtle and make my old teenage dream of playing a high elf come true.
>>563968678TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
>pochie has 10k bad vibers incomingNo more comfy... where should i go now?
why is tauri guild soviet themed
This sucks I knew this was coming when they got the lawsuit but seeing it here now, it just feels like shit.
>>563968940I gave xiv a shot, I got to shadowbringers but the movement feels like dogshitalso you'll speak to an NPC and get stunned as it walks awaybunch of micro-shit that just makes you appreciate how operating your character on WoW feelsalso I couldn't whisper a guy in a raid I did to tell him thanks because the raid was over, and the general chat UI I didn't really likeit all added upbeing able to do every job on 1 character was quite nice tho
>>563968759>you will never be able to play a goblin on a vanilla server ever againit so over
>EPOCH OUTLIVED TWOWLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Will Turtle be back on an entirely Russia domain?
We should unironically all play on Warmane, its literally the only legit private server in existence
I'm new here why have I rarely seen Whitemane mentioned? Are their servers that shitty?
Uh... comrades... I am very concerned about the mental health and wellbeing of our trans-comrades... 41% is already high... I'm concerned it's about to go on a run...
>>563969327they're going to shut down on the same day as stormforge and turtle, they just haven't announced it yet
>>563969263Logic dictates that the agreement they reached with Blizzard prevents them from making another server, and potentially from releasing the assets.
I cant believe they got stormforge and turtle wow in basically the same month.
APOLOGIZE BEFORE CLASSIC+ GETS ANNOUNCED AT BLIZZYCON
Pay. Potatopizza. What. You. Owe.
>>563969327i was considering it but last time i played the 1x server the leveling was completely deadit was fun before though
>>563969393the survivors will skitter elsewhere like cockroaches exposed to the lightcommunities must lock their doors before they get infiltrated
>>563969153doing senseless chores in a wasteland server is pretty fitting name, no? also slavs and jeets larping as slavs>>563969393Whoa, we′re half way there
>>563969546My wife I never hit 60 to play with her...
>>563969523same daythey filed / served the papers on april 14th and gave them 30 days to shut it all down
>>563968781Explain why this is wrong without appealing to emotion
I AM TRYING TO RETURN TO CONQUEST OF AZEROTH. MY CLIENT IS BROKEN. I REINSTALLED THE LAUNCHER AND TRIED PUTTING IT IN MY DOCUMENTS (this works for super smash mods?) TRIED ADMIN MODE WHAT DO I BEEN ON THIS CLUSTER SINCE BEFORE ACENSION BOUGHT IT ( I told them to lol) PLAYED RUNEMASTER BACK WHEN IT HAD DUAL PISTOLS AND KNIGHT OF XOROTH WHEN THE SERVER WAS WOTLK
>>563968903
Turtlebros... do i pull the trigger
any good pservers? I just got the itch to play wow again and I'm not sure if I want to buy midnight
>>563969826>I AM TRYING TO RETURN TO CONQUEST OF AZEROTHDon't. It's vaporware right now, barely even playable since the Bronzebeard core merge fucked everything up for everyone that isn't Bronzebeard.
>>563969826Tony...
>>563968940Sorry I'm not trans so I'm legally disallowed to play Final Faggotry
>>563969826ay tone
IF > SW
>>563969531I APOLOGIZEPLEASE LET ME BE A AGP HIGH ELF AGAIN
>>563969957>mmo player getting uppitylolyou're playing an mmoyou're spiritually trans
The Kezan vs Gurubashi debate happens again as it once did on /epog/... time is a flat circle
Still laughing at this shit.EPOCHWONLMAO
>>563969826tone lemme get a piece of gabbagool
>Turtleniggers are probably contemplating suicideBASED BLIZZ
>>563969409>t-two more weeks dumb newfaggot tourist
blizzlike won30 browns in a 40man is what the people want
>G-GUYS TURTLE IS SHUTTING DOWNYou have been saying this for 6 months, tranny.You fucking lost.
any good private servers?
>>563969871yeah hop on hc-wow
>>563970082That post hurt your Final Fagussy
Dont migrate to Epoch if you expect it to last longer than a month, that is the only warning im giving you.
>>563970126The debate is simple.>Kezancross-faction pve realm, perfect for troondle wow players>Gurubashistandard pvp realm, perfect for men with intact genitals.
>>563970165if you're getting this emotional just at the mere prediction of it I can't wait to see your reaction when it actually shuts downdid you pay $200 for shadowmourne or something?
which nationalities predominate in tauri guild?
29 days left to clear kara40 before end of service
>>563969241GOOD>no gob priest>no gob shamanINTO THE TRASH THIS GOES
>>563970332Native Europeans.
can't play on pvp servers because I don't speak spanish
Kick.com/asmongoldHe is streaming
>>563970145>>563969952>>563970003>>563969942the fucking 20 man leveling raid is kind of a cluster fuck, I can get kino leveling content i like what they have done with new parts of old zones and RP items and shit but i lust for my new abilities and talent points so i end up in the unga bunga leveling raid idgaf if its vaporware or not i played this shit when there were more new classes than people on the server. conquest being mostly solo is why the classes are so fucking OP for so long. my biggest complaint is that u cant have necromancer and warrior on the same server ... YET ANYWAY HOW DO I REINSTALL THIS SHIT . I get a different error when I don't run in admin mode - when I run as admin i get the 'not a win32 program' error
>>563970379are turtle offering instant 60s and removing raid lockouts? how is anyone meant to do anything before eos?
>>563970379you will never beat cthun faggot
More pre-cata pservers need the option to play goblin
>>563970658kys freak
>>563969009You can still do that for a month. Were you gonna play much longer than that anyway?
Warmane won
>>563969531how long will it take them to port over turtle wow ideas
hello girlhiwhats your namemy name is pollyoh god damnwhat's your numbermy numberyes6 7what 6 7yes67 67 67 6767
>>563970658no you just need to go play retail and ideally, kys.
any private servers like this
>>563970658YOU FUCKER YOU USED TO BE A POCHIE RIDE OR DIE NOW YOURE SHILLING OTHER SERVERS YOU RETARDED FAGGOT YOU KICKED ME FROM THE POCHIE GUILD TOO KYS MIDNA
you WILL do the spellcleaveyou WILL pay the bots for the goldyou WILL immediately log out when you finish raiding for the week
>>563970658Agreed playing a gobbo was the one thing I liked about turtle. I'll be sad to see it go.
Can Turtle still be downloaded to play for the last month? I downloaded the full client and got the desktop icon and everything, but when I try to open it I get a "Entry Point Not Found" error because entry point GetSystemTimePreciseAsFileTime could not be located. Not sure if the is because it's not longer downloadable or not.
>>563969252Turtle lived more than Epoch ever will, xir
<gulag> will never have goblin freaks
>>563970521No I don't think you understand what I meant. It's like, barely functional at the moment. There are 3+ months of changes and bugfixes backlogged because they devs have stopped all communication while they work on a super totally real BIG PATCH that will fix everything. Some classes and specs straight up don't work and the server is constantly having issues because of how behind on development it is. Like an hour ago they had to shut it down because guilds all just got deleted randomly. No work is being done, no testing is being done, it's a wasteland because the devs kept fucking around reworking classes 74 times a week and missed several delays, so dutch has locked them in the cuckshed to only update on the dev client.
predict Kronos 5 launch day playercount.
Wht will blizz classic+ be called?
>>563970964Tortollan WoW
>>563970964season of turtle
>>5639709481250
FMC meet up when?
>>563970716I just want to see the high elf starting zone. Trying to download it but I get this error >>563970889
I'm not playing on any server where there are world buffs in raidsI can't go back to that autism after living without it on turtle
>>563971042Ask in discord.
>>563970964Tortoise wow
>>563971075you may be disappointed just a heads up
>>563971104you will play wherever the majority goes like the sheep you aresee you in dire maul north
>>563969531Blizzard is incapable of creating a decent product and I will not give them money for the shit they peddle.
>>563971104I dunno about epoch, but I don't think Bronzebeard has world buff tism.
>>563971075It's not the most amazing thing. You could run around their city though, Alah'Thalas, and check that out.
I wanna see irl turtletranny reactionsToo many trolls not enough juice to squeeze
>>563968895>Stormforge AND Turtle shutting down on May 14th.Interesting that it's the same day for both. That would imply they were both part of the same takedown attempt.
>>563970319havent played warmane in more than a decadei can also bet my car that it will be here in another decade tho
>>563971402you should be a detective
>>563970379>>563971281Good luck!
>epoch over 1k right now
>>563970235Hello, i will wait the 60 seconds of captcha confirmation to suggest anyone who wants vanillaplus to go to>vanillaplus.orgOk now i failed this super fucking gay annoying captcha the first time now im getting pissed offAnyone who wants vanillawow style vanillaplus the original vanillaplus with good wow gameplay should be aware of vanillaplus.org
>>563971389here you go
>>563970165>tourist>calling anyone else a newfag>>563971404They removed their player count numbers and their download links already. It is a bit worrying (to anybody who doesn't view the world in black and white like your newfag ass).
>>563970379>>563971281Where is Jib?
Aoiyuki lostEpoch won
>>563971389Not IRL, but if you want genuine reactions, check out their leddit or the comments on the WoWhead article.
>>563971554>They removed their player count numbers and their download links alreadythat's called closing the gates before inevitable flood of turtle bionicles my guy
>>563971478>v+that's a shenna server, if you didn't know
>>563969802Blizzard doesn't want to work with people who steal off of them. They put the Nost team in the cuckshed moments after stripping their code of anything worthwhile so they could recreate classic. Samewise, they will never ever want to cooperate with turtle, not only because they actively antagonized them, but because they already have all the income they need from retail/classic without diluting their content and enabling shady fuckers to run it. That's just a lot of headache for no gains.
>>563971554>They removed their player count numbers and their download links alreadyhow about you go ahead and check their website again, champ
>>563968678in hindsight do you guys think mocking blizzard on social media was a bad move for turtle team
>>563971473If 1k is good for epoch, that shit is dead as fuck wtf? How are the servers even up still?
turtle sisters... I think I might double my daily dosage of estrogen to cope with the pain
POCHIE APRIL>POCHIE APRILPOCHIE APRIL>POCHIE APRIL
I don't get why people are doomposting this hard over turtle, I don't see them dying after everything that transpired, it's their biggest cash cow, and if Blizzard couldn't fuck them last year when Amby fresh was being announced hell and back, them attacking Tutie when it's at it's slowest dev cycle feels weird.
Dropped the no no word in Orgrimmar, killed off all HC chars, uninstalled the client, shot the neighbors dog. See you in Lies of P
*coughs blood*
>>563972015I remember this post from yesterday. Wonder what that tranny is going through now.
>>563971776its certainly not the smartest move you can make against someone who has power over you
>>563970876>>563970658It's really the little things we take for granted
3 niggers now
EPOCH WINNED
im so glad turtle is finally fucking deadsmug fucking faggots
tranny are you OK?are you OK tranny?
>>563968678Guess i'll go play retail again
>>563971776the worst move was letting in mentally challenged EU/US citizens into their staff ranksyou know the ones that not only don't give a fuck about basic internet hygiene(you are affiliated with illegal, criminal group even at least think about what you do online I'm not even talking about the_hackerman tier proxy chains shit, just basic logic they seem to lack) but would put this affiliation on their linkedin page and even mock IP owner in social media.you can thank these mentally impaired citizens and pray other pservers will learn from they mistakes.
I know dunking on doubters is all you have going on in your lives but can we have a moment to discuss where to go? It seems epoch is taking all refugees from both turtle and stormforge, but what about whitemane? is that completely dead?
HOW THE FUCK DID ASCENSION GET AWAY SCOT FREE, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
>>563972245You've been hit byYou've been struck byA smooth settlement
>>563970941IS THAT WHY MY CLIENT WONT FUCKING INSTALL yeah some of the class changes have been retardo , runemaster isn't even an invoker like class anymore they mostly removed the GD runes to make it a decent melee class. Runes should be base and spenders should be in the talent tree. First they merge spirit mage and runemaster and remove my guns , now we barely have runes. Asking for a Swordmaster esq tank spec was a harambe paw. Fucking hell i remember when this server had a White Lion class
>>563971478I thought this server shut down. The class overhauls seem neat, but all the content being at best slightly changed existing vanilla content is rather disappointing, especially after having been around for several years.
Well, with Turtle down I guess ill hop on a BFA server to slutmog a vulpera until CoA comes out.
>>563971478shitposting aside where do we roll?
>mfw Epoch won
>>563972389they're next probably>>563972367>discuss where to govvallcraft or something idk I haven't been keeping up
>>563972517If you want not vanilla, WarmaneIf you want C+, EpogIf you want blizzlike vanilla, Kronos.
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD SHUT DOWNI TOLD YOU IT WOULD AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE MEYOU WERE HIGH ON COPIUMNOW YOU'RE MORE SOBER THAN EVER BEFORE AND ARE MISERABLEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Ascencion still survives when they have like 4 different servers somehow
>>563972619>If you want blizzlike vanilla, Kronos.it's 1.12 isn't it? i'd pay actual real life money for a 1.0 or ZG patch vanilla
so what is everyone rolling on epoggies?
>>563972708Probably because nobody plays on that trash.
>>563972708ascencion is blizz devs
kronos keeping winneringcome home white man
what class should I roll on epoch? I'm thinking female night elf rogue but I actually want to get into raid groups.
>>563972708Almost like ascension didn't publicly advertise they were stealing someone's game and remaking it in a widely used engine or something.
>>563972708I think they have good OPSec, Blizz can't get their identities
>>563972753FRESH next monthidk how they do progression at this point
>>563972893>raid groups>pochloljust roll whatever you want really
>>563972910I was getting youtube adverts for it constantly.
>>563972614>they're next probablyI don't think so. Shutting down Turtle was about sending a message and making people talk about the concept of classic+ similar to what happened after Nost got shut down. I really doubt they will go after every big pserver.
>>563972893night elf priest female
Feel bad. Had a lot of fun on TurtleWoW even if I stopped playing recently. Shame to see it go, Gilneas was really fun for a new zone. Never finished Naxx, but got my Severance and a couple of pieces, even if my favorite set was the Molten Core one
>>563973013Okay but pretend it was a healthy server.
>>563973053I'm specifically talking about the UE5 remake, anon. Considering how massively it blew up and then they suddenly canned it despite it "progressing well" makes it kinda obvious that it was the mistake that got them in trouble.
>>563972619Is Kronos based anywhere Microsatan can reach it?
classic plus by blizz will just be a sovlless cashgrab, just like classic was compared to Nost
Just heard the newsturtleniggers.... BTFO
Epoch winned.
>>563973058>I really doubt they will go after every big pserver.>he doesn't know about Stormforge being shut down>he doesn't know about Warmane taking down their player count and download links>>563973109I found you but I don't recognize your name, alas.
>>563971402I wonder who else part of the settlement and who got snitched on by turtle. I wish someone would leaked it in a stupid act of self-sacrifice
>>563972927They could likely subpoena platforms like Reddit, Discord, Twitter, and any other sites promoting or presenting themselves as official sources for the project, then follow that trail of information step by step until they identify the development team.
so, epoch bros, when are we getting that beta pet?
blizzard didn't kill turtle wow for 8+ years becasue they thought their own devs would get the players back, but recently they've stopped coping.
>>563973134apply tbc tier list and you're pretty safe then
>>563971119Is that still up? I'd need an invite, alas
>>563973385Yeah it’s still up.
Blizzcucks should all fuck off forever with their botted game
>>563970732Just like the ported DOTA? .......
>>563973097don't we have several running around like this already..? are you a warrior trying to build his harem or something
imagine tauri shadowlands
>>563973513you WILL pay my masters $15 a month
>>563973516>Valve launches their own WoW pserv The circle is complete
>>563973293I stopped playing a full year last year, came back to do an Immortal Warlock lvl 60 challenge. Used to raid with Les Croquants, but I grew bored of playing only WoW, and guild drama was bad by the end of my raiding career. Loved my Shaman Tauren though, being able to Plainrun on water was great.
>>563973343shut your fucking mouth
>>563973654If they fixed the bot problem id give a shit about tbc
>>563973324Subpoena them for what? posting information? All they would get is an IP, assuming they aren't retarded, which anyone can change at any time. They would then need information from an ISP, but that info is only stored for couple of weeks, though that depends where you're from. And that's assuming they aren't using a VPN, or have every dev connect through a VPS or something
>>563971776It lead to literally all private servers getting nuked, so yeah, i'd assume so.
>>563972619Also MoP in June
>>563968678Im literally shaking rn
my username: turdler3my password: fuckniggers123it's over
The chinese turtle servers are still running. What if...?
>>563973573theres never enoughyes. whisper Sharbull in game
>>563973662Gaben anmounces their new game, Turtle 2Opens with a million dollar WSG tournamentTakes three years to port paladins overFree to play but loot box driven economyAll characters talk exclusively in puns
>kezan 1000+ pop>guru only 300>turtle influx is mostly PvE carebearsgurubros...
turtle sisters joining the 48% rn
>>563973714Aw I had a loose acquaintance in that French guild. What was their drama like? I've played off and on for 4.5 years and don't know many people from when I started. My friend's list is a graveyard of dead names lol
>>563973761Blizz took down Nost before that. Everyone wants to blame the ads and trolling, but blizz would probably be going after all the big private servers now anyway because of classic+
>>563973343same time they fix my explorer title
>One of my RP friends deleted his discord profile entirely>the others don't see the point of even logging in>so many storylines we had and events we were planning>it's all gone to shit because niggerlizard think that I will pay for their sub if they close my favorite serverNo, you turbo nigger retards. Am gonna make it my life's quest to ruin the experience of anyone I know who enjoys retail.I will become the local anti-blizzard schizo.
>>563973348that's my bad, i've been doing their surveys saying i'll never play their version of wow again.
To anyone still installed/playing, find me the biggest paypiggy with store mounts and mogs you can find please, I need to get off laughing at them losing everything cause they donated to a private server.
>>563973865>h*rdeno THANKS
>>563973969Nost took themselves down.Blizzard DID take down Wowscape but that was mainly because they were hosted in the US.
>>563973969this blizzard doesn't do this for anything else but money and to them if they can fuck you over and clear the path for their projects they will, blizzard doesn't give a fuck if you tweet them, their making classic + so they'll kill all classic + servers that have a large population.
>>563974007>RPerOHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>563974003i miss you midnabrowhich fresh are you playing on
classic+ lostpve carebears lostLGBTQ+ lostblizzlike wonpvp wonbrowns won
>>563974007You deserve it for being such a cunt.
>>563973912people see gurus abysmal pop and just go to kezan
hop on whiteboy.
>>563974007it's not about getting your moneyit's about sending a messagethe message being that they don't want broke brown ERP trannies like you who can't afford a sub anywhere near their intellectual property
EPOCH WONBIGLY
>Kronos is hosted in Central EuropeDead man walking?
>over 500+ so far getting banned for attempted gold buying on EpochAre TWoW players that stupid to not realize Shenna never stopped selling gear and gold?
>>563974209Fuck off L*on picker
>>563974007Just play D&D with a WoW setting you stupid fucking giganigger jesus christ
>>563973942Normal Drama stuff. Trolls and joke spammers getting on nerves, drunk people trying to pull too fast, drama about who said what to who. Stuff like that. Just annoying by the end. Good folks by the end, but just annoying 3-4 nights a week.
Reminder that anons like Ellifta wasted their lives spending all day every day for years playing Turtle Wow and now it’s over for them.
>>563973867Finally a server for the vvhite man
Sillu? Thoughts about turtlewow shutting down?
>>563972517>>563972619we rolled on Tauri
>>563969263>Will Turtle be backHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALook! The tranny thinks its coming back!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>563973867you forgot to mention it makes 50 quadrillion dollars and blizzard seethes for the next 20 years
so fresh? wheres the fresh? i dont play stale i need fresh? who are the developer of this epocky server so i can @ them and ask for fresh? the needed fresh?fresh?
AHHH I AM JUST GONNA PLAY SOME CITY OF HEROES I CANT REINSTALL COA FUCKIN HELL I AM ON A MISSION FROM GOD TO GET COMBAT TELEPORT NERFED AND THE NEW RAID IS KINO AS FUCK
>>563974392Sillu lost. Arthur won.
>>563974312This or Epsilon
>>563974169I hope they merge guru into kezan if it stays this way
>>563974619Sillu is the best player here
>>563974007RPing on a private server long-term is actual mental illness. You're just eternally in some 2 years time bubble in classic or wrath or w/e xpack eternally doing the same fucking shit for years on end but the world doesn't move forward in a natural way and things don't change to keep your characters lives feeling fresh. Some insane uncanny valley shit.
shitposting in this thread for the past 6 months has left me feeling completed vindicated holy shit this is one of the best days of my life LOL
what servers?
>>563974007>"OH NO! THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY RETARDED FREELOADING ACTIONS!">"SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!"
>>563974619>wiping in aq40 on a dead serverWhole lot of winning going on there
Why are more people not talking about vanillaplus? Is it not good or something?
Wanted to try wow last year but didn't want to pay blizzard so i played on turtle. Game wasn't for me but I still had a lot of fun, sad to see it go
>>563974392>>563974619>>563974679Sillu won! She sold her character before twow closure and made 800 euro, seethe arthure!>>563974707You won
>>563973058why are nelves so pretty brosthe only upside of turtle dying is that now I can finally play on a server that allows imorph so I can play an elf on horde side
>>563974302how the fuck is this even possible? this HAS to be auto-ban.
BREAKING: WHITEKINDEY IS REPORTEDLY "CONSIDERING MAKING A STATEMENT"
>>563974848You didn't do shit
>>563974126wherever has the most anons and is an actually functioning server
>>563972753>i'd pay actual real life money for a 1.0 or ZG patch vanillaNo the fuck you wouldn't. That shit would be unplayable with everyone rolling rogues to grief 24/7.
Alexsensual won.
>[Good News]Transgender suicide rates have increased by 100%
>>563974848Can you come back to dff
>>563973097Just rolled a female night elf priest on epoch but I am not a slut or degenerate ERPer I am a big fat man in real life with a larger than average penis.
>>563975027When can we look forward to a new arc? Surely he can't this one out, YT relaunch?
>>563975124PROPERTY OF SHARBULL
Hey whichever of you fags was posting the chinese turtle discord logs what are the chinks saying now?
>>563975027where is he?
more like shartbull
>>563975263they're laughing at us...
What class should I roll on epoch?
>>563975263Those were faked.Chinks don’t use discord dumbass.
can't wait until all these night elf priests realize priests suck on pochi and reroll
>>563974707congrats anon. it's hard to be a king amongst losers, but today the crown is yours.
Guys why did it ask me to promise that I don't live in the US when I tried to register for Whitemane?
I'm logging in for the final time.Hopefully i get banned.
>>563974707based BASED BASED KING
turtlebros... /v/ is laughing at us...
>>563975376Cloth caster.Just anything other p*ladin.
>>563971187>>563971341Happy to confirm that Turtle can still be downloaded and played as of the time of this post.Someone on /v/ posted that the download launcher is no longer configured. That is true, but a full client download still works. Just follow the set up, open WoW.exe and it's up.
>>563975515Just go around spamming as many slurs as you can
Elaynna my offer to plap you one last time before Turtle Wow closes still stands.
>>563938958I hope to see you all there yelling NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and/or TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY, there's nothing to lose now
>>563975710no..
>>563975762He doesnt have the balls
>>563975812Yes.
>>563975515If you want to get banned come slob on my fat futa knob in SW trade district public chat
turtle wow is still upstay seething trannies
>the only ACTUALLY raiding /wpsg/ guild left aliveHUGE
>>563971296How many people play on Bronzebeard?
>>563975898Sorry no fatties
I even went through the trouble of modding Belf voice lines for Helves.
>>563975429what classes are good on poochie?
>>563976063Do they use night elf voices? I never played Troondle
>>563976079paladin
>>563976024You know what? Maybe I’ll join <gulag>.
>>563976024i thought they moved to warlords why are you guys doing mop?
>>563976079the classes fagtotes merry band of faggots played duhpal, sham, war are the biggest outliersand warlock because they never played it lmao
it's time
>>563976024>raidingYou mean grinding dungeons?
finna do some hardcore findom ERP since it's getting shutdown anyway
>k5 launches 6 days before troondle closurebig. k5 will be poppin off
>>563976301Good luck!
>>563976149They use custom voice lines spoken by some random russian woman with a thick accent.Surprisingly that's only for females, male Helfs have their original blood elf voice lines intact.Bizarre.
>>563976381HOT BLIZZLIKE SUMMER
>>563976376Gimme money and you can suck my dick anon.
>>563975515heh I saw you in world
>>563976024maybe i'll join gulag on my goblin.wait>alliance
If Dutch were smart he would quietly position Epoch to be the next Turtle since Bronzie flopped.
>>563976428Thats... Weird
what class for k5 bros? I'm thinking druid>easiest leveling experience>can stealth for pvp ganking>impossible to kill in pvp>least gear dependent class, will be the strongest the first few months
join <gulag>get mounts
just one more brap before servers sunset.. D-désolée..
>>563976827>holding in a fart for an entire monthThat can't be healthy.
>>563976639and aggravate microslop further after major lefal victory? luckily, he's actually above average int so epoch will continue being kept in the dark.
>>563976024see >>563976301
>>563976614It's time to start a horde tauri guild that will outlive <gulag> just like <Not in OP> outlived <Khazar Milkers>
Turtle died when they cancelled the unreal engine upgrade
>>563977097lets call it <Voice of Kalimdor> for historical accuracy
>>563976381I don't think there are many turtle players willing to play vanilla 1x without any changes
>>563976614>troonglincrigne
>>563976024Why would anyone want to group with the human garbage on this board, let alone spend 3+ hours in VOIP with them? Sounds like hell.
>>563977213>they cancelledThe people working on the Unreal project freaked out and dipped when the lawsuit began.
>>563977347t. increasingly nervous gn*mish man
>>563977394you okay, bro?
>Dutch!! NOTICE MEEEEEE!!!
>>563974707the ERP trannies had it comingdon your crown king
>>563977503Doing bretty gud. Thanks for asking.
>>563976227the WoD content is clearing MoP raids
Are you ready for Blizzard™ Classic Plus® featuring>Rampart botting>Gold sellers and buyers going unpunished>WoW Token>Layering/Sharting>Gay pride parades>Gay centaurs and dragons>Youtube/Twitch grifters>A (((modern take))) on Vanilla WoW aka copy pasting retoilet spells to the Vanilla client>No free speech
>>563977543>DvtchGAWD, they broke 1k on poch, do we send more devs there?>We Won't.
BROS?!
>No real classic + alternatives>turtle players will be forced to play blizzards classic + Hahaha YES YES
>>563977767uh yeah i guess
>>563977297>memespec increasingly worried he'll have to put the dress back on
>>563977767I sure am! I already had practice with all of those on Turtle!
>all the worst people from this thread lostToday is a good day.
>>563977767w-we're going h-home...
>>563977859Epoch won, you lost
>>563977859Nah, think I'll just play PSO or FF11 pservers instead.
anyone that has a retoilet sub is mentally ill
>>563977635doesnt seem so
>>>/v/737195989
>>563977767>Gay centaurs and dragons$10 says they "revamp" desolace and make the centaurs gay and add female leaders and bring in some special snowflake non binary dragon alongside chromie with some new caverns of time dungeon
>>563978039anon wow tribalism is mental illness. private server tribalism is one of the most pathetic things i've witnessed online.
>>563977980phoenix waiting room
Don’t listen to the FUD, frends Turtle WoW's future still looks fine and there’s no reason to panic sell your characters or gold. The only real risk is that the team goes quiet and reappears under a new name in a year, so don’t be stupid and start deleting chars or items over drama.
>>563977767>Rampart
>>563968678u guy missing out turtle fun- atm heading to wetlands and will continue north in the main road
What class do I roll on kronos? I dont care about dps. Maybe shaman or priest cuz of the buffs?
>>563978223Looks cool, thanks for telling me about it. Any estimated release date? Is it still too far off? I was thinking of starting on Horizon XI but I might just wait for this.
Just a heads up the troons from Branded are planning to go to either BBC+ or Epoch
>>563978098Does this have potential?
>>563978346they're saying it's this year but nothing apart from thatdev is going quickly though so I wouldn't be too surprised if they launch in summer
>thread becomes more active than ever when a major server goes downYou fags don't even play, you're just a bunch of retards entertaining yourself with dumb internet drama you don't even care about.
>>563978362of course they'd want to go to bbc+ kek
>>563978536>hosting the broken leaked core with a known vulnerabilityLMAO
>>563970815Naw that troon was patient zero of the doomers. Midna was nonstop screeching in gchat and bailed on Epoch while the pop was still high.
>>563977767I voted for this
>>563978601Yeah?
>>563970658MIDNA AH ITS LIKE EPOCH WAS NEVER OVER
rip turtlewow, it was fun, ily alli'll smash the onussy one day
EPOCH WONTURTROON LOSTAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
>>563978362even disregarding >branded realistically where else?
>>563978958Whitemane
Is Turtle really filled with queers like people are saying or is it just Blizzdrones trying to make the server look bad
>>563979013nah bro not rolling on a known scammer serv