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I LOVE TV!
i think TV is BORING
>>563997473me too!
>>563997354Hoo...
fave underpants
if noelle has cousins named after the rudy (rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)'s theme, then i wonder if Blitzen will just speak full-on sauerkraut.
>>563997589He is precious and brings me so much joy, TV is everything
>>563997625...man!
>563997420>>563997573I realize this is just reindeer loud house now but I love it, I hope someone draws them. Comette is a very cute name. a nerd/scientist type maybe
>>563997195thank you! That’s one of my favorite parts about making little simple scenes >>563997295what >>563997438 said, self satisfaction at having a job at the store where everyone can see, internal reflection over being dressed as an elf to entertain toddlers, and ennui
Noelle turned lesbian from being coddled by her 7 hot older cousins
>>563998050traumatic sibling seperation made her gay because her big sister protected her and the next big thing that reminds her of her is susie.
Pedophile OP
Carol and Rudy always felt like a Russian and Christian Middle Eastern couple to me, maybe Siberian and Lebanese
Undyne performs all the circumcisions in the Underground
>>563998218is she jewish or retarded?
>>563997767he's a ray of sunshine in my otherwise dark and stormy world
>>563998218>Spear of Just Bris
>>563998337>Midst War B'peh.
>>563997748why are you talking about non canon ocs
everyone here is an idiot except for me
>>563998678PROOF?
i did not have a deltarune dream
>>563998618wanna talk about the game?
>>563998818I dreamed about a weird third person shooter with animal characters running around in a gritty and filthy playground
>>563998324Precisely!He's too good for the world, his smile must be protected at all costsA hug from him would heal me and make all the bad disappear
>>563999037exactly my flavor of 3edgy5me im jealous
>>563998818>susie is diagnosed with big hole in face syndrome
>>563998818Susie...what's been happening at the church?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPyr3_XmB4
>>563999159>Kris inserts one of those smiley face sponges into the hole>Susie gives a thumbs-up wordlessly
I think TV SUCKS!
>>563999361
>>563999458My cock
>>563999151The animals weren't anthros, they were fairly lifelike. There was some mechanized piece of equipment like a seesaw with a hidden area under it where you could see the machine that made a platform move up and down, using some sort of water jet nonsense I think. The little room underneath had flooded parts and was boxy and used a nasty muddy dirt texture for the walls. I got in and kept struggling to get out by jumping around. I had a lot of other made up video game dreams too like a more scifi half life game i found scary and something 2d I forgot about
Tenna and Spamton arguinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4COtcbubGk&t=3096s
>>563999097a hug from him would be enough to make me cry tears of joy. cuddling with him would put me into a state of extreme bliss. we could make each other so happy, if only he were real.....
>>564000490WHAT FLAG
>>564000712monster-version of the confederate flag
>>563999037this is splatoon
Do you guys want to draw on the magma/whiteboard or play jackbox tonight? Or maybe both?
>>564000038this is very compelling to listen to
>>564000490lmfao
>>564000712bone pride flag
>>564000908a lil both
>>564000908I don't feel too much like jackin' tonight
>>564000908i don't feel strongly either way
>>564000908I don't feel
>>564001010based calcium-clan crusaders.
>>563998187Stop being racist against hoomans and gote.
some things just can't be changed
>>564001428Destined to suffer in every universe
>>564001428such is life
will deltarune be available for playstation vita
>>564000119i am extremely lonely and all my friends have abandoned me to save their own reputations. tenna is the last thing i have that's stopping me from putting a gun in my mouth
>>564001428thank you for making me feel like i belong since you post garbage so far off the canon that i feel on-topic in comparision.
Jackbox now, magma later.Suggest what games you want to play or I will pick one for you. Doodie.https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/Fkh2IlT_A4c
>save their own reputationswhat did you do nigga? actually dont tell me
update on tomo kris and vesselthey hate each other and i don't know what happened while I was gone
>>564001785am i retarded or is there no sound on stream? maybe both?
>>564001428Thought this was cracked for a second. wheres guros patented famous iconic meaningful spectacular purple color?
>>564001428Of course that happened. How many Pippins are on your island?
>>564001721tenna would want you to live your life to the fullest, do it for him and rebuild your friendships and life
>>564001995I love the colors in this pic you did my drawing so well
>>564002127the artist knows you are a raging coprophiliac.
>>564001785Ok suggesting Blather next
>>564002217but does he ou ag rr n hga a?
>>564002127thank you. I should color in some more whiteboard drawings
>>564002308is this when someone glitches in the midst of trying to painfully scream?
>>563997412this isn't underrune related at all but i drew it on the whiteboard anywayget fucked
>>564002536sex with the gnome
>>564002536isn't that the little guy from chapter 4 who dances in the rain
>>5640020028 and counting
>>564002536this is ontopic because this was the REAL G-person from the wrong number song call
>>564002536best post in the thread so far
>>564002702nta but can you post them all? ive only seen fujo and battat
>>564002536Is that the gnome from the gnome show
>>564002536its not really topical, but you know what?It's not garbage.
>>564002871see?this is the garbage i was referring to.
>>564002536there's a fucking gnome fight in undertale 2 it counts we'll take it
>>564003142>tenna showing his employees the v*g*tables that were almost delivered to the studio
are you people desperate enough to fuck a genderbent version of yourself
>>564002992why do you act so 13 years old
>>564003349he's genuinely mentally delayed
>>564003283yeah absolutely 100%
what the FUCK is that missingno thing in tenna's spritesheet
>>564003349apparently, repetition helps the cognitively disabled understand reality.i will beat the truth into them.
>>564003445static face overlays probably, look how they're shaped
hi im here to redeem one (1) free susiejob please. a krisjob is fine too
>>564001785>>564002229then I request survive the internet next
I would like to redeem a copy of chapter 5.But I can't.Because Slowby Fox.
>>564003283Women would never settle for a gender-bent version of themselves, Berdly suggested.
>>564002871i'm waiting for the game to give me better clothing options or i might need to make some myself
>>563997354i luv these delisus kiddos <3
>>564003823>I can name all of theseahh, I love my life
>>564003773women are attracted to abstracts that don't exist real life and they're so fried that settling for anything less is "selling oneself below value".
>>564003823peak
The inferno of jealousy is fast approaching
>>564003823yippins my precious boy
bro's just typin shit
>>564003773No, selfcest is hot
>>564003823THEYRE ALL BALD MY EYES
>>564003823wow! these look awesome. Holly and fuzzy are my favorites>I can name all of thesethere is no hope for me
>>564003967you can take the avatars off but everyone still knows it's you, kraut
I'm running an experiment.Tell me your height, weight and your favorite UT/DR character
i still don't understand what untouched vagina syndrome this pippshit is.
>>564004382you first
>>5640043825'3, 200 lbs, catti
Why are we not allowed to play Megalovania on the piano Tobert? I refuse to believe it’s just a joke
>>5640043825'11, 155 lbs, Noelle
Sigmund Fave asks you why you want to fuck your mother.
>>564004375GO [?$%*] YOU<rE SELFI AM [[In Cock??]]-NEATO MODE
Can we play hypnotorious afer this?
toby please announce the chapter so i can replay the game and prepare for it
>>564004382166cm. 54kg. noelle.
>>564004382
>>564004547>taps the sign
>>564004674no i don't have that one
A second gnome has hit the whiteboard, fuckaholanaja*dance* this bloke's got glasses and chuffing back a big one
I know turtles are reptiles, not amphibians, but that was the best Blather was giving me
>>564004960i didnt know that
>>56400438283cm, 155kg, tenna
>>564000119Who knew that all you needed in life is TV? Tenna was rightHe's the best thing to have happened to me, sometimes I like to imagine myself cuddling him and spooning him it brings me so much comfort, he would be so perfect for it>>564001721Sounds like your friends weren't real ones if they had to get rid of you to "save their reputations", I'm sorry that happened regardless and I hope you end up finding people worth your time, if you kys you won't get to see more hot and awesome TVs and that would be terrible!
>>564004960i thought they also lived in water.
>>564004947What do you even by that? Do you have to buy the games in jackbox?
>>564005083bitch how are you wider than you are tall.
>>564005164yes dude
>>564005083spamton...
>>563995657This is seriously incredible, very very good. I'm sorry I couldn't say as much earlier and I'd kill to be Rudy
PAPYRUS WILL FIND A WAY TO BEFRIEND THE KNIGHTPAPYRUS IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
>>564004382Hello fed-kun152cm, 54kg Tenna
>>564005164The guy hosting the game has to own it, anon.
relatable ralsei
Queen Deltarune please translate all this centimeter and kilogram squibble squabble into american eagle cowboy numbers please
>>564005083Spamton irl, somebody doxx him
>>564005239>>564005431now that i think canonly spamton may prefer mike
>>564005283>152cm>in germany you need to be 1,6m to be allowed to sit in the front seat of a car without a baby seat due to fears of you r face hitting the dashboard and causing irreperable injuryanon, you need to be 18 years of age to post here or follow local laws on the age of maturity.
>>564005283IMAGINE
is this chara?
Kris is covering wars
>>564005769Imagine what
>>564005794why did chara steal papyrus skeleton and tenna hands?
Can we play fixytext?
>>564003283Desperate? Why the fuck wouldn't I want to get with a genderbent version of myself? It would be my literal perfect soulmate. What can regular-ass people even offer when compared to that?
putting the femanon's computers above 5'5 feet so they can't post
>>564003773I think about fucking male me all the time. He would be an even more pathetic virgin but hopefully he's as cute as I am
kraut is so lucky i have no dick because his prostate would be ringing harder than the bells of notre dame during easter mass
>>564005980Your partner being a 1:1 of yourself would get dull.You need a little resistance to create heat
>>564006041and destroy my only source of comedy?!it WOULD fix thread, but why would i want that?
>>564006050I'm not convinced that "cute pathetic virgins" use this thread.
How are you all so tiny? Where are all the men?
>>564005794She sexy.
>>564006110Top 10 sentences that make me wish I didn't know how to read
>>564003283can boys get thigh gaps too
>>564004382CongoBroly
>>564006148I'm cute sometimes >>564006143Male me would hate women as much as I hate men and being raised male would make him very different. so the sex would be very good or very bad.
Deltarune is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
>>564006334GOOD CHOICE, ANON.
>>564005948That's in the same pack they just said they don't own.
>>564006153all the men are tiny too... we're all tiny. you could put all of utgs anons in your pocket
>>564003283If I'm not gonna fuck Tenna then I'd rather not fuck at all ever
I'm 5'4 and a male...
>>564006143No, it wouldn't. My partner being a copy of myself would be perfect. We would always be on the same wavelength and agree with each other. I don't understand why a person wouldn't want this.
>>564006110you're so lucky that i think you're ugly on both the inside and your outside or you'd be pregnant by now.little goddamn midna-sized shithead that you are.
>>564006445but I'm 5'11
>>564006430They have monster seekin monster and civic doodle which are both from pack 4. What games did they not buy?
Would femanons be ok with having a bitchboy twink husband who takes care of the home while they work 9-5?
>>564006596you shall be our leader
>>564006613this is what I've been asking for all this time
Can we play the frog game again?
Would femanons be ok with shutting the frick up forever and eating my poopy?
>>564006308Yes, despite their hips being narrower I see a lot more thin legged men than women because men carry less fat in their legs. Pretty sure for either gender you have to be basically underweight for one to show up unless youre really lucky
>>564006445i'm 6’3” i would tower over everyone else in here.i would let you all be my mininons.
>>564006801I'm male and about 20 bmi and I have a huge thigh gap if I press my knees together.
>>564006801This basically, having a thigh gap means you're underweight 9 times out of 10
>game is fullit's ok i didn't want to play anyway...
>>564006838i would play "crumbling towers" when you enter rooms.
>>564006838yes m'lord!
200 lbs chad here, I would eat all of you
>>564006838I'm 6'4. BOOM. You guys are all MY minions now.
>>5640043826' 230 pounds Kris
Fave is 6’6.6”
>>564002536This fucking sucks
>>564007139https://youtu.be/PC4vOaZbfrc?t=10
>>5640043825'4 125 pounds kris
>>564007043>a society full of manlets thats ruled by the tallest anonswhere have I heard this before...?
why don't you guys post your horrible voices too while you're at it
>>564007338I'm too busy in jackbox rn.
>>564007338I will not because it's horrible, like you said
i'm 1 foot tall weigh five tons and have a cock that's 7 inches in diameter and 2 inches longwho wants me
Junktopia next?
>>564007338see>>564007386
>>564007338Nobody wants to hear my tunisian accent
The large Krisfag should fuck the small krisfag
>>564007594I like
>>564007508why do you care what others think?It's probably true, but did that ever hold a pippshit back from posting shit worse than a world war?so why let it hold you back from performing your beautiful zulu click-language?
>>564007043>>564006838>>564007037m'lieges...you must be hungry.... *walks in on all fours carrying an entire cake on my midgetman spine*
>>564007546that dilutes the krisfag genes the large and small ones must be divided
booooooooooorrrrred bored bored booooredbored im so bored dead bored stimmies cant save me oh anon you are just bored that is what i just SAID
>>564007891Seek peace...
How would you feel if we never get a follow-up on Susie and Kris's assignment?
>>564007978incredible image>>564007986The problem with the assignment stuff is that Kris and Susie also have 0 clue what it is, they left the room before finding out and school was over by the time they were back.
Why are you all so obsessed with height
>>564008128HAIRLINE NOW
>>564008128height is a very important factor when it comes to shipping
>>564007726>beautiful zulu click languageIt's arabic
thinking about large krisfag mating pressing small krisfag
>>564008128it's just funny that a lot of thread that wants to talk to you like they're big boys, are actually travel-sized idiots with a napoleon complex.i'd funny to imagine that they breathe different air, its funny to imagine that they have to look up to me when they talk to me, its funny to imagine them punching straight forward and hitting my knee, its funny to imagine they don't understand what i'm saying because i am literally one of the adults from the peanuts.if one of those shrunken down battle-homos starts arguing with me, i will just loudly play the rugrats game theme at them.
everyone here smells bad and hasn't showered in 4 days
What the fuck is wrong with this wizard man
>>564007819Oh, thanks. *Messily inhales cake*
>>564008610please jack off before posting
>>564008645i showered this morning actually
no...
>>564008645I also showered this morning
>>564007338Nobody wants to hear berdfag's autistic whimpers
>>564008685i have already depleted myself and i am as zen as it gets.
The small krisfag must be really regretting having shared his info
>>564008794context?
>>564008794it's literally sword-kris.
>>564008690NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5640043826'2240 lbscatti
>>5640043826'6" 130lbs tenna
>>564004382Noelle, taller than my parents, don’t know my exact weight but my family tells me I’m underweight
small sissies love tennafatties love cattii get it now
>>564008794it is what it is, I should've known with this place
>”Huh, a lot to think about here!”no seriously what is wrong with this man
>>564009204Papyrus?
>>564009315Do your parents not let you leave the house or something?
>>5640043826'2kris190lb>>564007546i think about this more than id like to admit
>>5640043825"11130Sans
ill join jackbox again later im gonna shower
Can we play doominate?
>>564010016can I watch
>>564009732>a second tall krisfagyou should double team the small one
>>564004382177cm, 59kg, Chara
>>564010016Waiting to see who isn't in the next game to know who's showering.
would you rather play champ'd up, civic doodle, or cookie haus next?
imagine licking someone dry after they shower, collecting the drops off their slick, clean skin with nothing but your tongue
>>564004382175cm72 KG.Frisk and Chara.
fucking weightlets
This is going to sound extremely weird to the point of probable autism, but earlier today I started randomly thinking a lot hypothetically about the logistics of having a to-scale marble statue made of Asgore with a pose and figure made similar to this. I'd want something of roughly the same complexity and minute intricacy of Michelangelo's work, but then again it'd be exponentially more difficult since Asgore has a furred texture all over himself and thus it can't be smooth. Assuming I'd find some of the best sculptors in the world and get them together for a few months to make the magic happen, it'd surely eclipse two million USD right? Also I'm conflicted as to whether it'd be better to have it just be standing in the corner of my living room or something so I could touch it whenever I want for maximum enjoyment, or to have some kind of insane vault made built around so tough that it could even survive a nuclear blast to ensure its protection well past my lifetime. Surely Toby couldn't sue me or anything like that since it's for my singular and personal use right?
>>564010214Civic doodle
>>564010220me thinkin bout that anon showering
>>564010085im not sharing the small krisfag, the other 230lb krisfag can fight me for him
>>564010220You have to be specific on who it is.You could be talking about a raisin-dry grandma for all i know
>>564010351>isn't a gilfGODit's over
>>564009670I don’t remember the last time I checked my height but I know they’re shorter than me when I visit them.
>>564010258Could you just get a tiny one made?
this music is too catchy
Fave watched Pulp Fiction for the first timeFave’s bootyhole wants to avoid pawn shops now
>>564010127SPOILERS tennasfarts3
>>564010747Fave was definitely aroused watching that scene, wasn't fave?
>>564010764hhnnnnnngggggg
A lot of the deltarune art I've saved recently has been all Holidays related
what's with all the krisfags being immensely gay for each other? (assuming they're all men)i take no issue and rather enjoy watching it, merely curious if there's any theories
>cm>kgi am not converting those ty
>>564010764you know where to go when you're done big boy
which characters are normal to want to fuck
>>564010581I'm of the mindset that if I'm going to be getting these artisans together I might as well go all the way and have it be size-accurate, never mind how hugging it would likely feel much better at such a scale
>>564011026Spamton A. Spamton
>>564010963idk about the other ones but i have a fantasy of doing kris x vessel cosplay sex someday so seeing others into the same ship makes me happy
pedophilia is wrong btw
>>564011026saying you want to fuck a deltarune character is abnormal so I, as a normal person, cannot tell you. pardon me.
>>564011026Hooman girls as they aren't furry.
>>564011167Omocat would never say this.
I would totally fuck Bratty. Something about imagining picking her up and just fucking her is really hot.
>>564011198susie, queen and alphys are also not furries
>>564011026Muffet
rouxls kaard is hot
>>564011435ch1 foid taste
>>564011435I like art of him very very fat cuz hes a blueberry colour.
>undertale yellow slanderOH, FUCK OFF! if you people hate it so much then how about you spotlight other fangames you like!?
>>564011547Willy Wonka…
>>564007338i'm at the pizzeria for the night i can't do it man, too much noise
me grinding up on anon as a shortfag
what is she recording?
>>564011595It's fans are annoying and deserve to be bullied.
>>564010789Carol became aroused because she saw a glorious katana kill
>>564011606haha can i get an ice e pizza with extra ice
>>564011694susie and kris on noelle's bed.
Give this pic a funny caption
>>564011694Kris and Susie having sex.
>>564003823Can’t wait to see more of these baldies.
>>564011852when miketon or something
that one artist who draws nothing but noelle getting farted on by different characters is kinda cool
why are we so in synch this round
>that feeling when hoof surgery is tomorrow
>>564012146haha yeah man totally know anything about that
back to back answers that are almost the sameis the hivemind coming online?
>>564011435there arent enough hours in the day for me to draw what I want to do to that man
IM BACK TO JACK MYBOX
*appears at the end of the Gerson Route instead of dying like in the Normal and Weird routes*
>>564011595>if you hate cancer so much why don't you spotlight other diseases that kill you painfully you like!
>>564012518I like AIDS because it was created by the US government to kill gays and blacks said Undyne.
>>564012146>>564012227That guy is one of my guilty faves. I don’t even have a fart fetish I just think it’s funny how much he enjoys making her suffer, wish he’d branch out to other forms of abuse and other fetishes. Like give me Noelle getting force fed or flattened or melting and I’ll be all for it!
>>564012506chrysanthemum ass
>>564011852COMING
>>564011727>>564012518>no argumentYellow won.
>>564012506>liveandlearn.ogg
>>564007043I'm also 6'4". We should make out.
>>564011595TS!Underswap and SwapFell: I Hate You are the absolute peak of fangames and the latter is barely mentioned.It's no wonder people either only like Yellow or hate all fangames, they're just little babies that don't know any better. But there's definitely good shit to find.
i love buckethead <3
>>564012840Noelle has a tic tac shaped head
>>564013058>swapfell I hate youHoly based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn55yaD5r3sIf this ever gets a full game. It deserves he same level of popularity as yellow.>TS!UnderswapIt’s alright. But there’s another underswap game being developed that I’ll prefer more
is this a sign
>carolanon voting AGAINST Caroli did not expect that
De/ss/ is fine and good, but have you considered: Dess the DILF-hunter? Because I think it's a good idea.
>>564013881what if there's a Cage C
The new Tomodachi Life can't be THAT good, where did everyone go?
>>564013881I don't care if it's not much better give me back my vessel you bald cunt
>>564012591Unfortunately for the government I killed and ate AIDS and established myself as the superior blight on this earth!
>Shit is fine and good, but have you considered: sewer caca? Because I think it's a good idea.
>>564014059i dont think it could be any different in a way that mattered
i think i do not want to have sex with fave
>>5640043825'8150lbFlowey
>>564014167weirdo
>>5640043826'4"318I don't know, I guess Muffet is pretty cool.
magma time get in nerds we doin the garden of whatever it was called i thinks maybe i dunno just get in
>>564014353
318lb flowey
>>564013942it was an excellent carol but the fujo was more customizable... I'm a traitor... take me away
>>564014146Kris wont be able to sabotage me
>>564014410>cut to Flowey's stem unable to hold up his bloated, inflamed 317 pound head
>>564014517isnt it too late for all that
My 500 Pound Fave
>>564014760>Kentucky Fried Chocolate
>>564014728
Ralsei should keep smiling. We're going to have a wonderful adventure tomorrow, fight the bad guys, and save the day.
>>564014728Keep posting I'm so close
>>564015031I'm going to bring Ralsei his ice cream and when it turns into a darkner in the dark world I will guilt him into eating it alive
If Ralsei won't smile, I'll make his face contort in ecstasy from blasting his bootyhole.
>>564014517This is the same guy who won't even make plushes of the Lightners, right? He wouldn't even let you pick your waifu.
Asriel should keep eating. We're going to have a wonderful mukbang tomorrow, fight for food stamps, and save the day.
>>564013951I have never thought about this
>>564015475She's designed for my human penis.
So what does everyone's height and weight tell us about each favefag?
>>564017282>DDLCThe final stage in /vg/ evolution.
Fave has a thing for evil bitches with massive tiddies who want to destroy the power rangers or sum shit.
Dark Link but Gray
>>564017726cheesing the vessel by using the Justice Hammer
Flaxan Mark equivalent in self indulgent Starfall War just wears Temmie Armor
Here's my Noelle attempt.
>>564018476
>>564018476>>564018631Now make her date Berdly.
>>564018476>>564018631super cute
>>564013034You can't resist...my 6'4 kiss...
Am i the only person who enjoys offsite UTDR fancontent?
>>564018476>>564018631Why do all the people playing this game take photos of the screen instead of just pressing the screenshot button?
What if Ralsei and Monika switched places
>>564019692Monika Lewinsky?
>>564018476>>564018750
>>564019764just Monika
My son has been asking me to get him Undertale for a little while now. This morning, I surprised him, and he finds it installed on the Switch 2. Overjoyed, he launches the game... and total disappointment—the game is only available in English and Japanese...It hadn't even crossed my mind that it could be possible for a game that's so "popular" not to be available in French. So the poor kid is playing without understanding the dialogues, just like when we used to play Japanese games when we were younger
BARNEYMY FAVEY PEBBLES
>>563997412here is my new art. it took me 6 deltatrillion years to make in mspainttoby chang please hire me
Reposted from a previous thread. You get to choose any object you have/want. This object will become your darkner gf/bf>What did you choose?>Why did you choose it?>How do they look like/act like?
>>564019287I just wasn't born with the autism gene that makes you enjoy au's or fanworks.I've never really looked at fan content for any fandom i've been part of.
>>564020273fujoness pellet
>>564020247Quebec Post DetectedLaunching Orbital Rakes
>>564020247>Frenchie in the threadOUT
>>564019974i enjoy these fish images
>>564020273*chomp* *munch munch munch* … my mouth is bleeding
>>564018476SHE'S AN ANGEL>>564018964thank you :3>>564019318I almost never use my Switch 2 and so I don't know how to easily get screenshots from it to my phone.
>>564020357Fujoey...>>564020551NOOOOO dont eat her!!!
>>564019318its been forever since i did it myself but its just kind of a hassle ripping screenshots from your sd card every single time you want to post one, and there really isnt a better way unless you post it directly to twitter or something
>>5640202732 pixels tall...
>>564020845I would go to school if this was the bus
Alphys will kill herself because Kris cyberbullies her
>>564020457Thank you
new drawing trend happening on x the everything app !
>>564021223what's happening I don't get itdid Kris launch an ultra Chara death capsule at Asriel's abdomen or what>>564021304toopid!
>>564021128busppins...
>>564021223>Kris a gaming otakuWas something lost in translation?
If you give Undyne Alphys' expired chocolates and card in big shot route, Alphys becomes the number one suspect to Undynes kidnapping and is arrested. Alphys then commits suicide by snapping her own neck.
>>564021446Cricket whos chirping sounds suspiciously like an anime opening
>>564021591Alphys then commits suicide by sucking her own dick
*hey guys I’m going to bed*post your favorite music so I can sleep to it
>>564021907https://youtu.be/ZBXRyd7o2Jw
>>564021907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_er0ESaErU
I wanna pick a waifu but Toby raped me
>>564021821Those are Cicadas
>>564022206he raped you and now you're gay and want to be dominated by a powerful husbando?
>>564021907I cry every time I listen to this songhttps://youtu.be/V9vx6J_pLCA
>>564022396my favorite anime opening; EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not as much to remark on here.
If Noelle doesn't read my 750€ Super Chat comment on her christmas charity stream, i will kill everyone here then myself
>>564021907>https://youtu.be/KkiqTmwEQ-UAlthough I don't know if it's very good sleeping music
Magma died :( It's fun talking to you guys. I wish I could talk to you all more, but I don't like joining servers...
>>564022720Based canon Kris truther
>>564022720he's so short and chudlike
>>564021907Sure thing, buddy! This one always puts me to sleep!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Xc64X6Npo
Saw this and immediately thought fat tenna
>>564021907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcIR0rv62i4
>>564023361
>>564023361Fat whale giraffe tenna sucking his own cock in the Resident TVil 6 logo
Banned episode of the deltarune cartoon where ralsei attacks spamton neo causing the screen to flash pink and yellow hospitalizing thousands of ecuadorian children and ralsei to never ever appear in another episode again
>>564020325>The first pair of glasses I've ever owned>Because it has sentimental value and I really like the colors and patterns on the exterior>Probably would look like a really warped, reflective humanoid, like the Scissor Dancers but for glasses
>>564021907uhhh my favorites are a lil anti-sleep but this'll dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2xiFxYbgtc
>>564023602I like you balatronoiszpenisfag
fave tried to pull an all nifhter but started hearing robotnik say pingas from the corner of fave's vision 16 hours in and passed out
That moment when the final question of your final exam you need to pass to graduate from school is "which is hotter: Kralsei or Kriselle"
NEW DARKHEART TRACKS DROPPEDhttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox3/societyeleg_ogghttps://soundcloud.com/toryfox3/battle_ogg
>>564024352Kralsei (Femkris)
>>564024395God I wish I could make music for my autistic AU ideas, especially ones as good as this stuff.
>>564024352I write down "Both are equal amounts of shit" as my final answer
>>564025298You LOSE. Good DAY SIR. You will work all of your days in a WALMART or a WENDY'S.
Why did the TV and power strips become sexyman but the game console remained a game console?
post mor it's the weekend.
>>564025663I doubt there's one solid intended answer, but I'd throw out a guess as "power/electricity". It seems noteworthy that Kris turns Tenna on before entering the dark world. We get the sense that doing so awoken and/or empowered Tenna such that the dark world would have been fundamentally different had that step not been taken. That darkners who emit light are predisposed to becoming world bosses, similar to how Queen is able to build so much in her image.The game console isn't plugged in right, it's just in a pile under the bed. So it cant be like Tenna. For ramb, either because he was plugged in and supplying power to others, or more likely for him it's just that Kris & Noelle played with him like a toy and so he has an identity in Kris's dark world as a person separate from his utility.
Decided to emulate Tomodachi and make Noelle, and there's this strange joy in my heart seeing her walk around and talk and stuff.Daughter...
>>564022416No, but he didn't let me pick a waifu and have her
Im insecure about liking undertale and deltarune
>>564026153https://youtu.be/0YA4RiyOgaU
>>564024996you can always draw your autistic au ideas to life. Or you could write about them! We can always use more writefags.
>>564025663He was upstairs but didn’t come down like the cactus. The dark fountain only affected the living room and the fun gang never went outside of tenna’s tv studio.
>>564026198I think if I was thinner I would be less shy about some of the stuff you like. I know this is 'blackpill' adjacent but I really do believe your physical appearance is like 90% of how people react to you liking stuff like UTDR
>>564026198I'm very secure I even told my sibling about it and didn't shit myself
>>564026153The miis of her I found are really cute but my heart would practically melt if you could make custom models like spore.
>>564026395the greypill is that this is just a guide to getting in good with shallow people
I'm insecure about playing deltarune
>>564026153I'm going to make Asgoretopia real but I'm still trying to learn all the drawing tools to make my first Puregore all the rest will be based on
>tfw the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait
>>564027051Find other things to do
>>564026153How exactly do you emulate it? I can't figure this shit out I'm too retarded
Whatcha guys listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxFzHO9lfI
asgore opens a dark world and all the darkners are poorly named
It's fave childYou've got to power to be his fave
>>564027208Ryujix-canary and then get the Tomodachi NSU. There's a google drive set up with all of it, somewhere. Had a friend link it to me.
>You guys want to see my new slave?>*time stops*>WHAT DID YOU SAY?
HOW THE FUCK DO NSFW ARTISTS DO IT THIS SHIT IS HARD
>>564027257still obsessing over the romeo osthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UubOGnqX1Z0
>>564027051Play Dragon Quest
>>564027963What are you trying to draw
>>564027963they literally draw the same thing over and over again non stop all the timeand they cater to a specific niche too like how there's artists who draw characters with massive asses and some who draw massive tits so they specialize
>>564027257https://youtu.be/sF-bVWosp7o?t=2300
>>564021907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdjrNNYS5G8
>>564027257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maWHojZTnTg
>>564028134I was trying to draw elnina with fat honkers but it just looks so off, I gave up
Fave doesn't know what characters to make in Tomodachi life other than Deltarune ones...
>>564027257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRSIo_RV9q4
>>564028410Practice lots of anatomy, and if you're brave enough to post what you drew then somebody might be able to point you in the right direction
>>564028480Try making your friends or other people you know in real life.
>>564027257Listening to the ‘ladeehttps://youtu.be/5x-5JWFy-w4
Why is so little art of fat protagonists posted here? It's all cats, toriel, and tenna, not that I'm complaining
>>564027963Purposed libido... directed favelust is a powerful thing and should be utilized. There is something perfectly righteous about it
>>564026471Holy shit now THERE is a fucking game idea. Whoever makes this correctly will become a krillionaire
>>563997412practicing random npc designstrying to see how toby pulls it off
>>564027257https://www.youtube.com/watchv=75O11W5EZAU
I would kill my entire family if it meant I got teleported into undertale or really just any artfag japanese ps2 game
i swear to god drawing anything digitally is an exercise in futilityit is so fucking shityou lose so dexterity in your hand and you dont get any of the strengths of pen/pencil and paper but all of the weaknesses
>>564029273You're just not used to it yet
>>564029348noyou do not understandi have been making art for nearly a decade with this shit
>>564029273>you lose so dexterity in your hand and you dont get any of the strengths of pen/pencilJokes on you, I gained more dexterity. I draw with a computer mouse!
>>564029453>i have been making art for nearly a decade with this shitI see. Well, I still disagree with you
>>564029273Nuh uh
I wish I could draw even just normal sketches that would satisfy me but I’m too retarded to get it
I can make good art if I try hard enough but 90% of the time I just love shitty doodling lol
>>564029680Performative post, doubt it
>>564028410dont worry anon i gotchu i can make ur dream a reality, here u go (this is my first time drawing breasts sorry if it looks poopy lawl)
>>564029910Wow... thank you *sheds tear and faps*
>>564029179how did you manage to zap away the question mark in the url and why does that make this only work as an embedwitchcraft also good song
>>564029910IM CUMSING
>>564029910ANOOONN!! THE JANNIES WILL VANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!ANOOONNN!!!!!!
>>564027257https://youtu.be/TjPhzgxe3L0?si=2-Do_Q15M2rfdO-nI don't listen to the smiths, but this song has been stuck in my head
>>564029910Now animate her walking using those instead of her feet
I have studied art for 25 years to learn how to draw so that I may draw Yoshi giving Tony the Tiger a blowjob.
I want Tony the Tiger to make me his little toy
>>564031178-n teh tigre
>>564029910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJf_ok2buY
>>564027257https://youtube.com/watch?v=_7QYPUTB28A
This is for writing purposes in the future, so I want to ask the more knowledgeable anons in the thread about it; but how aware is Ralsei of (you) in the game?
>>564029127I really like your style
>>564027257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5bAsGTnX9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAgwhenever i hear the pre-chorus, i think about this oc i have that i wanna write a story about someday
>>564032245Completely aware of (You)
>>564032245He is aware enough of your control that he will acknowledge its through a keyboard/controller, aware enough to even recognize it changing in real time tooHe obviously knows about how we see things too, and will try to get the player's focus to move if he doesnt want them viewing something or he needs to slip away, the player has to be willing though he isnt sans who can just poke your eyes outHe might actually be assuming the worst out of the player eventually no matter the route, as his first assumption to Susie saying "Why did you make me do that, Kris?" in chapter 3 is to immediately look at the camera. If nothing else he knows we COULD make other people do things against their will if we tried
>>564032245Opinions vary, but generally it's usually agreed that he at least knows the mechanics of the Soul. Given that he's a priest who wears the heart symbol on his robe, I think he views us as a deity whose decisions shall not be questioned, at least until (and if) we do something really horrible later on in the game.
take a melody simple as can be
>>564032525I don't think Ralsei is looking at the camera here. I think he's just doing a thinking expression where he's looking up and to the right, he needs to be facing the camera so we can see the expression.
make a big fart andthen poop and pee
>>564032792litterally threadbrowning
>>564032761You are being very generous to the guy who literally knows about our top down, character focused view and how to exploit it
>>564032986I think it would be cool if he was I just don't think that was the intention from the artists here.Just look up thinking expression and you'll see like 90% of them show a person looking up and to a corner much like how Ralsei is there.
>>564032761An expression he never makes at any other point in the game? Specifically in the context of questioning how Kris "made" Susie do something?
This is going to be really fun I think
>>564033251I dont agree that its a thinking expression, to me and Id wager most people he is simply staring at the camera like a deer in headlights
>>564033320did you make one for toriel
>It should be simple, Kris!>Press the boxes onto the switches with [Z]!>(Wait, who the hell is Z?)
>>564033382thats for after he makes at least 10 asgores
Can you guys make me in Tomodachi Life so I can get rejected by fave on your island
>>564033382Maybe much later, my idea is to have like fifteen different versions of Asgores from all the AUs walking around but I was considering throwing in a Gerson or Rudy into the mix to see what happens. I'm sure Toriel will come into play at some point somehow>>564033459Yeah, you get it
>>564032245A lot of his behavior suddenly makes zero sense if he doesn't know about (You), what (You) can do and how (You) see the world
>>564033754>a whole island of Asgores and a single RudyRudy may not survive the experience
>>564033754Can you include toryswap asgore?
>>564033754I'm now imagining like 15 AU versions of Asgore all fighting over the one Toriel while she tries to figure a way off her nightmare island.
>>564033754You should consider looking at one of those mii sharing sites that exist for the new game and uploading pics of how you make each Asgore
is spamton a lolcow?
>>564033987This is canonically the bad dream Toriel is having when you beat the Knight
>>564033983So far I've got in mind to add>Underfell>Underswap>Fellswap>Outertale>Oceantale>Horrortale (No earthly idea how I'm pulling this one off but I'll do my best for fave)>XTale>UnderfreshBut I need every last Asgore I can get to fill my population so sure I'll give it a shot. Asgoretopia is going to be sick
why does ralsei radiate bottom energy? is it the glasses?
>>564034473he literally asks you to step on him
>>564034473Ralsei's bottom energy is all an act his true nature is that of the Alpha Gamer
>>564034473You... have been playing the game right?
>>564034557no
>>564034473Literally designed to serve
rate my new burgerpants fanart
>>564034041I actually used one of those sites to get help on how to work the beard and horns out through the hair>https://tomodachiplaza.app/mii/216-asgoreBut if nobody has tried the obscure ones I plan on making I'll put them up somewhere absolutely
>>564034549>starts swearing so much the bleeps turn into the Freedom Motif
>>564034719
>>564035138Dess if she was smart
>>564035138Read that as "going on a mission" and for a moment I feared the Tomodachi CoL
>>564035420tomodachi col must exist now, i demand it
>>564035124The fact that I know exactly which drawing this is a redraw of and that the artist in the current day is a goated tenna artist
>Tenna POV
>>564035138Dess, let's go bowling.
>>564004382*sprints at full speed to respond to 7 and a half hour old W D GASTER pointless basically off topic data collection post that i missed because of going to bed immediately beforehand**heavy breathing* 5’10” 130 pounds chara *gasping for air* sorry guys i was late sorry. sorry guys. phew. i almost missed that one there that would have been a disaster i could’ve never lived with myself if i wasn’t able to respond to this post *wipes sweat off brow*
I always pronounce it as "Weedee Gaster" in my head
Weegee Gaster
>>564010258that might be the most based idea i’ve ever heard in my life. that’s like 999999999% more cool than a body pillow. you should make that your life’s mission. it probably would be pretty expensive yeah if it’s not just cheap shit, although who knows maybe it’s more feasible than we think. maybe what you need to do is if you’re gonna have a vault anyway you also have a custom built living room with a secret lift underneath the statue that goes down to the bunker. so if shit hits the fan you can just press a button to send it down to the safe zone. or just have it moved before you die.
>>564035982why aren't you wearing pants
>>564036927oh jesus what the fuck sorry. sorry i uhhhh jesus sssssorry. yeah let me uh go get those ill be back
67 greenster is in betweenster
At the end of Chapter 7 we will have the option to ask Ralsei why he doesn't wear pants. Turns out he just forgot to put them on and never noticed.
>>5640043825'11161 poundsSusiealso the wait is killing me
>>5640043826'1191 lbsRal
>>564038686"hey susie what number comes after 0?"
>>564039025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly4Tlej8AKY
>>564038686i’m just like kris, my entire social life is just sitting there watching people have conversations while looking bishonen
>>564038686
>>564039459cute
>>564039531>Krisps internally
>>564039459are you blue and your big puffy nipples dark blue and your genitalia also dark blue please please please respond
>>564039838no i’m kris but white and my big puffy nipples are pink. sorry
go ahead
>>564040243i’d do it if this is really you and not just a repost from twitter which isn’t likely
Toby please release the chapters soon, my life just keeps getting worse. My friends keep drifiting away and it'sharder to find work and I'm gaining weight and gray hair like mad. I need something to make me happy again. Please Toby
>>564040243whats a myass
>>564030179Jannies died long ago
>>564040541post horse and see how dead they are
>>564040627
>>564029910>still therebased.
>>564041829I wish I was short so I could feel the joy of big woman hugging me :(
>>564041061Rooollll
>>564041061Roll for lols>>564042534Based roll
>>564042665Yours was an amazing roll considering what else is in there
>>564041061Let's go boys
>>564041061Rollan' the Thompson Gunner
>>564043017Lmao, you poor bastard
>>564041829krusieposting is an international ressource.
>>564041061i roll for "fuck my life"
>I [Heart] PUSSYhuh.i mean, it's not wrong.i expected way worse.THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET HAS SPOKEN!
>>564041061Roll
>>564041061>I <3 TromboningSans...
>>564042665
>didn't use an avatar so he wouldn't get made fun of if it was one of the gay onesThat might just be the most pathetic shit I've seen in my entire life, no fucking way lmaooooo
>>564042514I'm short but women don't hug me
>>564043757Press [Spacebar] to jump into Femanon's [Radar Ping Range]
ugggghhhhh im such a slutty moid *struts around flamboyantly in nothing but a tenna TV head and yellow clown shoes*
tenna balls
>>564044296*sticks my dingle in ur mingle hole*nothin personal, bro
>>564044602imagine it with a disgusting bri'ish accent.
>>564044753cum join us and make this a threesome
>>564041061huh
>>564043757can we trade im 6 4 so you can get a head start on foid attention with that
>>564044568*tenna's balls
>>564044846no, it's "fooken minging, sook ye dahd."
>>564044753i wish i could hear your german barking dog voice, krautsie...
>>564041061The amount of rape ones is legitimately concerning.
>>564006308My sister and other women have told me I have a thigh gap so I guess.
>>564044938>https://voca.ro/1g3CIuZTGFiPwish granted.
>>564006308i'm a moid and have a thigh gap, i think the other anons are right though because i'm bordering on underweight at all times
>>564045190>gibberish vocaroostop speaking gibberish, you PILLAR
>>564006445Nah I'm a fat fuck and I hate myself for it
sorry, don't like the ingerlish.not racist or nothing.just don't like 'em.
Half of the last 6 posts were one guy avatarfagging
in the wee small hours of the goatmorninghttps://youtu.be/UrX4mqXmapE?si=xdI0kV2tK78Djzu0
Another Kraut vocaroo added to the collective /utg/ dossier.
>>564045765didn't know i had secret admirer(s).
Kris binge eatsSusie eats random objectsRalsei doesn't eat anythingNoelle is a vegetarianBerdly is the only relevant deltateen who doesn't have an eating disorder. That's because he's too intelligent for one.
>>564045704shutup my dad is kool
>>564045843i love this image
>>564045843how do we know he doesnt just eat nuts and seeds
>>564045843Berdly's getting an ulcer at 30 from all the Gamer's Delight he's consuming
I want ralsei to jerk me off
>>564045914There's nothing in the game suggesting he does or doesn't.
>>564045843*eats the berd*get fucked
Nuts and seeds...
>>564046294nuts and seeds pure gamer fuel CONFIRMED
The third big Toby Fox game will be about Berdly searching for his nut dealer
>>564045707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqJnu9FDR2c
>>564047075this would be more interesting than berdly's mom being an evil bitch, if we really must give him ~trauma~ of some kind
Aa-aa-angry Favorites
>>564047189Hopefully. I hate traumaslop. I think every game that implemented it well has already been made.
>>564047075i usually don't care much for these wacky deltateen comics despite how much i want to like them but this one feels executed very well i enjoy it. susie's dialogue made me imagine her sounding like charlie from smiling friends
>>564047075>she's a cuckoo birdGoddammit Kris
smelltarune
>>564047992
>>564047075If Chapter 5 has a Festival Dark World I think it will be the "Susie finds out all the townsfolk she treated like NPCs are all real people with their own problems to deal with" chapter
>>564047992But what does it smell like exactly?
>>564026352It did come down, Tenna set it up to be used for half the chapter. The entire Green Room is Kris and Azzys room, meaning almost the entire house was chapter 3
>>564048280The Chapter 5 dark world will be the flower shop thoughtbeit.
>>564048280Susie hasnt even figured out that the quiet kid she used to bully is quiet because someone touched em.
I’m a gay faggot
I'm a gayer faggot
>>564025663My theory is that before becoming darkeners the power strips were played with as if they were something else so they were imbued with imagination magic or whatever but the console was just used as a console.
>>564048795>>564048980The fag and furious 2 - homosexo boogaloo.
I have yet to see a pairing with Noelle that isn't Susie which has actual chemistry or evidence. Kriselle is a ship that is really weird because most of it is founded on weird route. Noelle straight up doesn't think her and Kris are FRIENDS, let alone romantically involved...People are just blatantly lesbophobic honestly, you have a couple being obviously set up with perfect chemistry, matching interests and the ability to compliment each other and you go with the ships that are more "heteronormative"
>>564049194this but unbaitedly
It's difficult for Noelle to have chemistry with anybody because she has no personality. That's why she fits within an abusive dynamic so well and why Kriselle feels the best. Toby is a shit writer.
>>564048565It can be both. It was established multiple dark fountains could be opened in one chapter in Chapter 4, and the flower shop is connected to the town
>>564048980Hahhha what if we kissed?
>>564025663Don't start overthinking why certain things become darkners and certain things become equippable items and some things remain regular objects. It's always been inconsistent for the sake of the game
>>564049326Chapter 3+4 reinforce that Kris hardly feels anything for Noelle (if anything, they feel much more strongly towards SUSIE) and that Noelle is quite the same. Their dynamic at most is neighbors, hardly even "friends."Doesn't mean Kris doesn't care, obviously
>>564049076Why did Kris and maybe Noelle/Dess play with the TV and ship it with a gay spam email?
>>564049730the susie and noelle tea already cemented that faggot shit.i don't care. proceed.
>>564049730>Chapter 3+4 reinforce that Kris hardly feels anything for Noellewrong
>>564049741Kris was a weird child.
>>564048453I meant that it didn’t come down LIKE the cactus.>The entire Green Room is Kris and Azzys roomif it was them where the hell did the computer and all the shit under their beds go? It PARALLELS their room but it isn’t literally their room unless Tenna shooed them all away or something.
>>564049390Noelle having no personality makes her more relatable and easy to self insert into. Self inserters that are emotionally intelligent prefer Noelle because she is written as a player stand in. Low IQ players self insert as Kris because they're a human and the first character they see, but they end up ignoring Kris's strong personality traits and make up thwor own.Notice how Noellefags always draw Noelle accurately and in character, but Krisfags mischaracterize Kris entirely and put them in frilly dresses or adorn them with gaudy piercings?
Within the standard couch/ottoman cuddling position with Asgore as we play a new video game he seems really interested in with me operating the controller and his hands holding them from the outside to guide my movements (we hadn't gotten the monster-sized controller for him yet), and as we enter the character customization screen I suddenly get the idea to replicate his sexy face to the best of my ability as his confused looks change into feeble protest about "being vain by playing as himself" from his chin perch on my shoulder (after playing around as him for about an hour I give a little blissful sigh that "the main character of this game is such a hunk", and a second of confusion at my out-of-the-blue profession of attraction later I'm able to detect an unmistakable shade of pink pervade his cheeks within my periphery). Making out with Asgore in bed while exchanging giggles after disabling our alarm clocks, and as I mention with great reluctance that we should probably start getting ready for work soon he suddenly pulls me back into another defiant string of kisses in what is for him a rare display of wanton friskiness winning out over responsibility (feeling such a need within him to steal more seconds with me was like a shock to my heart, so much so that when he finally regained purchase on reason I was the one greedily clinging to every last brush of his lips). Just happening to be cleaning the house and having completed all other areas as I descend into the basement to see Asgore working out in his home gym area (definitely not planned of course), and after confirming he's okay with me tidying up I get to work wiping down a small table as he curls a massive dumbbell nearby (eventually he finds the heart to tell me it's okay if I just want to watch him work out and that I don't have to mask it by pretending to wipe a table for ten minutes, and though I'm quite embarrassed he instantly makes it better by offering a freshly-tightened bicep to touch it I want)
>>564050126most kris self inserters i've seen assume 'hes a dude who hates faggot shit just like meeeee'
Kris Susie and Noelle are just the archetypical "edgy/tough/girly" trio that's in tons of media
>>564049849>>564049852Even ignoring Weird Route, there's that entire conversation Noelle has with Susie in Dess' room talking about how the whole Ferris Wheel ride didn't really mean anything to her because it was something she was forced into And yet people will still ship it despite it being something Noelle feels literally nothing about. Hell, I genuinely think Toby is intentionally trying to write it so Kris and Noelle simply don't work together as a ship
>>564049730>having stronger feelings for your bully who you befriended a day ago than your nice childhood friend and the shadow clone of your brotherKris is in a timeloop and remembered being best friends for 7 chapters and Noelle being a cunt about it.
>>564050474>Hell, I genuinely think Toby is intentionally trying to write it so Kris and Noelle simply don't work together as a shiptoby writes romance the way a space alien would so his motives are unknowable
>>564050464I meant to type Ralsei not Noelle. Going to kill myself. This site has no edit button
>>564050476hey it's chara. hi chara. hi.
>>564049905The console and controller was under Azzys bed. What else was there other than CDs? The computer is the bar in back of the green room with all the mice hanging.
>>564050126I never thought about Noelle being written as the player stand in but it makes perfect sense. She's obsessed with finding game secrets and wants to fuck Susie even though she barely knows her.
>>564050464Name 5 examples from 80s to 90s tv shows and films
fave just looked at the clock on the microwave and it said ‘13:37’ and fave thought to themselves, what an epic moment
>>564050715Pretty sure asriel’s computer of all things wouldn’t just be another prop. The green room has nothing do with kris and asriel’s bedroom besides the couches reflecting the placement of their beds.
Fave thinks 1337 and 0451 are the faillenials version of 67
>>564050126there is no self insert character in deltarune >Notice how Noellefags always draw Noelle accurately and in characterlol lmao even
Jockington is a self insert character because he's awesome like me :)
>>564050986The Green Room even has Azzys stars all over it. Why would Asriels computer not be a prop, Kris made the Dark World?
>>564050815S-->80s and 90s >tv shows and filmsNevermind...
>>564051069>0451Huh? Fahrenheit 451?
>>564050474Okay buddy this bait is olllld. Wrap it up.
>>564024352Both are so hot due to the pseudoincest elements and implied trauma
>>564051069|\|4|-|, l33t5P34|< VV45 4 VV|-|0|_3 C|-|U|\||< 0F 1|\|t3|2|\|3t (U|_tu|23. 67 is barely anything by comparison.
I like Kriselle when it builds off their canon relationship, weird route or otherwise, but I've noticed some Kriselle fanworks just take Noelle's obsessive crush on Susie and change it to an obsessive crush on Kris which is lame and boring.
>564050474The caps. You're using them incorrectly, in the middle of sentences that don't require them, as though you're using a linebreak. You also don't acknowledge what people are saying to you, either. This means you're copypasting this from either a prior ramble, or a Discord conversation.
>>564052126being able to read this makes me feel like a scholar of an ancient language
>>564050986The OddController is the Mad Catz knockoff controller from under Azzy's bed so that's another thing from their bedroom in the green room area.
>>564051332Azzy doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to not allow his own sibling to use his computer. Dark worlds shape themselves on how they’re used in the light world. I hate that theory I see where it posits that “dark worlds reflect the will of whoever opens a fountain” as “everything will be completely different depending on who opens it.”
>>564052362>Azzy doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to not allow his own sibling to use his computer.You don't know that.
Suselle is justified because it allows Susie and Carol interactions which are peak and kino and ludo et al
>>564052362>I hate that theory I see where it posits that “dark worlds reflect the will of whoever opens a fountain”>anon still hasn't figured out that the knight is toby's most beloved donut steel so everything will come back to them in the end
>>564050715>>564050986The S-Rank room, which is connected to the Green Room, has the stars from Asriel's side of the bed hanging on the walls. The controller and games, which were under Asriel's bed, were also placed both backstage and near the Green Room. Furthermore, given that you obtain the Shadow Mantle backstage, it's easy to deduce the Light World counterpart of it, which most likely was Dess's clothing, was hidden underneath Asriel's bed. This is yet another thing from upstairs that manifested in the Dark World. (Dess has Asriel's sweater in her closet, they must have swapped clothes at some point. Asriel having Dess's jacket under his bed is not unlikely. Noelle's reaction to the Shadow Mantle being for someone taller also works as evidence for this being clothing that belonged to Dess.)
I'm pretty sure Azzy's computer became the Mantle game. He has a Cyber City wallpaper in chapter 4 and part of the Mantle game resembles Cyber City. Plus there's his poorly drawn plans for a game. Kris may have even intentionally set it up so any sensitive info on Azzy's computer was wiped, since they set up other aspects of the dark world, and the Mantle stuff is just what remained.
>>564049905The computer is the mantle game, bro. It's the modded game Asriel was working on.
All those crazy secret boss concepts like Trash Flowers and How to Draw Dragons only for Toby to just program Zelda and get the crystal from one of those "forced loss" JRPG bosses
>>564053185I'm glad that Toby made the coolest shit ever
>>564053185>crazy secret boss conceptsAm I the only person who thought having Flowey But He's Five Guys or Susie But She's Got Huge Tits as the secret boss of Chapter 3 would have been boring as fuck? I never saw the appeal of stuff like that, even before the actual chapter dropped. It would have been so dumb
>>564053352Dude you don't get it, it would have been so crazy and unpredictable if we got Jevil 2 and Spamton 2 instead of the Knight, John Mantle, and Gerson. Toby should listen to the fans.
In a double subversion of expectations the chapter 5 secret boss will be a short crazy guy you have to do a little side quest for.
>>564050464You fucked it up it's funny/tough/girl
i am batman
>>564053862It will be a short crazy woman this time
I'm not Batman anymore.
>>564054767she will be designed by that one guest designer toby likes too much so so she will be very boring to look at
Prease understand, the next chapters will have no secret boss fights or minibosses at all, this is to ensure that Deltarune can be released in a reasonable timeframe that coincides with the launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 Pro, sank you
how to write, i suck
>>564054967Jevil looks completely different from Kanotynes' original design so I think Toby might be too autistic to let guest designers handle the secret bosses. Nelnal only gets the irrelevant minibosses.
>>564055221At which parts do you suck
>>564054967Why do people who hate NELNAL make it their personality to tell everyone how much they hate NELNAL
>>564055221Get drunk like I do.
hey guys!
>>564055383I think there'd be way less Nelnal hate if Tasque Manager wasn't associated with some of the worst posters in the thread. People would still dislike SCC, but most people like Elnina and Lanino so it would balance out without Tasque Manager tipping the scales towards hate.
>>564055221get drunk and do cocaine, it's what i do
>>564055383i'm a thread personality from one post? get on my level
I need one of you to jerk me off
>>564056031don't make me post it
>>564055616Damn, why don't you try harder to save the characters from the threadshitters, instead of just handing them over to them? What if some really evil bitch avatarfags Tenna?
>>564056031ugh fine come here
>>564056135>What if some really evil bitch avatarfags Tenna?i think this should happen to iron out the discipline issues
>>564056031The sign... it shall be TAPPED...
>>564055616I disagree, I think having created SCC sadly weighs the scales into permanent hate, it's crossing a line that you can't come back from. I say this as someone who doesn't really care for Tasque Manager and thinks Elnina and Lanino were kinda funny
>>564056135Tenna is an actual character so he has more fans to balance out any potential bad actors. Not so for Tasque Manager, sadly.
>>564055616i dont hate those characters i just think they're boring... sorryfor example, toby's original pitch of siegfried and roy inspired lion tamer was more interesting than finished tasque who is what, a slutty catgirl?
>quirky object head man, Toby FoxWoweeeeeeee!>quirky object head man, some other personI shall post about how much I hate you every other thread
why hate nelnal for SCC when toby's the retard that used all three and wrote them badly instead of just using one of the designs like he originally planned
>>564056453>it's crossing a line that you can't come back fromSweet Cap'n Cakes killed your grandma and raped your dog?
>>564056627>>564056641To be fair, some of the criticisms regarding their designs is valid when aimed at NELNAL, but I do agree it also makes no sense to let Toby off the hook for going "i like all of them, i'll use all of them at the same time" like a dumbass. I think it's just that the type of person to get really fucking angry at Sweet Cap'n Cakes is also the type of person to want Toby's vision to be "perfect" or not "compromised" or whatever, so they're probably not very likely to blame Toby for it but rather whoever caused him to mold his "vision" to fit 3 characters, which in this case would be NELNAL. I know it's incoherent, but it's the only thing I can think of that explains this phenomenon.>>564056725No, but it seems like they did that to a lot of people, and I kinda agree with them that they nearly raped the soundtrack. I'm just saying what I'm seeing, I'm not justifying anything. Those songs 100% suck ass though, there's just no defending that.
>>563997354Finally a good edition. Hoomans are meant to be plapped by big gote cutie pies
>>564057169Imagine having Asriel as your big brother hahaaha
SCC would be unobjectionable if they had one really good three minute long song for their boss fight instead of ten mediocre thirty second long songs for every scene they're in. Just use Hip Shop for their shop.
>>564057502My relationship with my boyfriend is similar to what an older brother Asriel would be like, except we're not related. But our personalities are pretty similar
K_K is weighed down by the other two jobbers
SCC weren't even bad, they were just unimportant like C. Round. I never understand this conversation. It feels like a weird psyop.
>>564057930cap is the diversity hire (he's straight)
>>564058026They took up space in the runtime that could have been occupied by something else.
>>564058026I think during early chapter 2 there was a glitch that made their attacks 3x-4x long and that sealed their fates
>>564058026The difference is that K. Round has one really good boss theme instead of 50 different mediocre themes
Being a boring character(s) in a Toby Fox game is a crime punishable by death
Kris definitely had a MOGAI phase
>>564057553>>564058391>50 mediocre themes instead of one good themeBut enough about Rouxls
>>564052456Even then, Kris would totally use it behind his back and have fond memories of it Shaping it into a darkner.>>564052886This would be more plausible if the fountain wasn’t opened in the living room.
>>564058530The cactus is in the dark world, it's not exclusively stuff from the living room. Most of the Darkners in the house just refused to sign the contract and fucked off to the lands beyond, but they're still in the dark world.
>>564057169Only if they're girls.
>>56405839150 is an insane exaggeration and the SCC songs are actually good. Starting to think you're the one guy who keeps saying this because I've seen this exact weirdly specific complaint about clogging up the soundtrack with "50 songs"
I love my husband Spamton G. Spamton
Sweet C. Cakes :3
>>564059438time to take your medicine, honey.
>>564059551krautsie!!!!!! nyaa~!!!!!
The SCC songs have Alphys's leitmotif
>>564059672>(You were handed a pill)>(It's a baby-blue, spamton-shaped percocet, strong enough to carry you into the dark world)
>>564058806Shuttah’s story always intrigued me because of this. What do you think the bathroom Darkners are like? Good god, imagine being toilet paper…
I hate that Undertale taught people the word "leitmotif"
This pic is kinda funny
>>564058510HEY What are you talking about? It's pronounced rules is a certified bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ0aryDlPi4
>>564058026You keep saying this and just ignoring when people tell you it's because they clog up the soundtrack with mid songs.
>>564025663Kris thinks of them that way
I order a serving of fresh bread for breakfast pls
>>564060521I've literally never posted that before. You're conflating me with someone else
>>564049076>>564060631The problem with this thinking is what's up with the Chapter 4 Darkners then.
>>564053352>>564053621It could’ve worked but most concepts usually didn’t further the themes of freedom.>Jevil thought he was free>Spamton wanted desperately to free>the third guy is….also not free and he’s really crazy about it.I always imagined the third secret boss to be someone who was angry at the world for not being free, or someone who was sad about it but accepted it and would be the only one to not be fougt. Which, funnily enough is what ramb turned out to be. You could’ve also made it so that it’s an npc who gets turned into one in real time since the dark fountain was made so early.
utg is done its over
youteegee always lives
McChickens are the best McDonald’s item I think
For me it's the Glamburger, the best fast food sandwich.
I like 10-piece mcnuggies
>>564061906Put two of them up your ass
>>564061992Noh~
>>564061175all fanmade chapter takes from this era were people having fun and not thinking too hard about the story
My McDonald’s order usually consists of twenty chicken nuggets, large fries, and a vanilla milkshake. Is this okay
I don't have a usual order at any fast food restaurant
