>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>563912612
erg is finished
threadly reminder trish cheats his relics
Call me Houdini the way I fucking disappeared
I like Nightreign
>>564011984>his
>>564012051Its a really fun game
Revenant mains are cute, they cheer up runs!
Why cant trish leave us alone
>>564011984Proof?
>>564012051so queue then
>>564012051prove it
what would happen if practice and cc teamed up against trish and tinpo
>>564012150>multiple Revvies back in the queue We are healing
>>564012347I will when I'm D5 and good enough for you guys
>>564012495all the pw shitters are d5 it doesn't mean anything
>>564012236Friendly reminder we are here FOREVER.>>564012495You're overthinking it. I job every run, I'm D5 and nobody cares>>564012465no diff clear
>>564012150>Revenant mains are cute
>>564012446
>nobody cares
>>564012495just queuehonestly a game at D4 or D3 would be a welcome change
>>564011787this one time he did a whole baby talk routine because caster summons were just drinking seemingly endless blue refills needless to say i was disturbed and remain so upon recollection
>>564012567>>564012574I want to be decent enough to not ruin games. I haven't even beaten every boss + everdarks once yet.
>>564012762lolHe's also super cocky and can't stop talking about how shit the game is whenever he dies. Really offputting. I wish he played NR.
>>564012894Oh you're a baby still. Cute. You got this!
rare image
>>564013029I got to D3 yesterday!
>>564013191who is he playing with i need details NOW
>>564013296BIRD UPPROTECT THE HECKIN' FL-ACK
Practice why did you grief that lion tho
>>564012495I just started queuing with erg and I’m only D3. It pulls you up to D5 so you’re not holding anyone back. Just make sure you spam ults during the day and focus on living during the nightlord. So far no one’s been mad at me for screwing up here and there. I think as long as you play sincerely no one gets that bothered.
>>564013416Let it go, trash
>>564013505I need some closure. I used to enjoy playing with pracshit. erg has made me distrust people...
>get dropped starlight shardsReckon I'll be fine without?
>>564013426I would be bothered! The training arc is an important chapter in a story!
>>564013656Cheater Revenant #9340860548
>>564013720That’s fair
>>564013416the only time I've seen Practice mad is when someone ignored his pings and kept reviving him in the rain before a night fightif you made him mad enough to not revive you then you probably deserved it
>>564013582"I'm over it, I don't care any more, my streak is higher anyways" - trish 2 days ago
the thread is not having a good start
>>564013775Oh I've seen him mad a bunch, when you don't follow his pings aswell, he'll start spamming ping. He's pretty bossy. I literally disobeyed once and he got tilted and griefed even though he wasn't even right.
>>564013825this isn't new behavior from trish >me and tinpo would never ignore our teams pings>posts themselves ignoring pings one thread later>I would never be rude to someone unjustified>shittalked bjark dingle and bryn randomly even after they left + other examples of him sperging out at anons for no reason
>>564013736>FP for 3+ seals>FP for opened rise (3 opened during the run)>Cerulean amber talisman>Some dormant power passives adding +10-15% when I was already at 300+FPI usually average at around 350-400 FP at lvl15 on day 3 if I luck into 1-2 rises on the route, this is the beegest blue I got so far
>>564013928didn't the entire thread agree that his call was right? he prioritized a madness invader swamp that was near multiple red bosses at the start of day 2 instead of a flying dragon of time wasting
>>564013895ofc not trish is here
>>564012010And that’s a good thing.>>564012051>>564012150>>564012495>>564012578>>564012934>>564013225>>564013720Post more Wyld wives please that’s what we all come here for.
>>564014027You don't play the game. We never ignore anyone that plays with us. >>564013825>>564014027What's the point of these posts? Is your life based around what I do or something? pretty sad>>564014187No. The expedition review shows how it took us like 30 seconds to kill the lake dragon. I was confident on that call because I use AR goes up when art is active on duchess and we would still have had time for both invaders
>>564013582Play for FunAlways be Optimistic and Graceful
Never playing rev or posting a rev pic ever again
>>564014392...based?
>>564014314I can't wait for the day you kill yourself.
>>564014027I shittalk dingle too. I just do it anonymously.
>>564014314>respond to my post please>no not like thatgo back, troon
Continuing to play Revenant and posting pics
>>564014392Posting rev right now.
>>564014503>>564014559>moving goalpost after their schizobabble gets toldLike clockwork
>>564014392here you go
>>564014461>>564014392too mainstream little millennial baby hipster?
>YOU CAN'T GO KILL THE HILL DRAGON HE'S TOO POWERFUL HE'S INVINCIBLE!!! HE'LL WASTE ALL YOUR TIMElol since when? Maybe when DON came out. HIll dragon is so solved
>>564014776I'm jewish actually
>>564014940Its over nightfarers, I have the highground
Here we go again
>>564014776What?
>>564014732the duskbloods...
Trash be like
>>564014675The goalpost of pointing out your constant faggotry hasn't changed. It's you who shifted from "notice me" to "stop noticing me" when this happened.
>>564014940qrd on the solution to agheel
>>564015087It's kinda neat when he perches himself on you know... a hill. I wonder if he can tell
>>564015191Trash be like>NIGHTREIGN IS SOLVED
>>564014940>literally can't admit when he's wrongnarcissism is really something
>>564012220>From all I've seen D5 is just a cancer rotation of the same 2-3 everdarksTrue, balancer jumpscare everytime
>>564015206I don't speak schizonese. Explain yourself better.>>564015228Hit him in the head? Also when he breathes fire you can just run to your left and he'll land right over you for a punish>>564015304>bro died in the game about dying lmfaooooooooooooooGet new material already. Should I start streaming again>>564015334How am I wrong? It would be an issue if I wasn't confident I could kill the dragon in like 20 seconds being duchess + invis on kill stacks. Don't make me look for the expedition review webm on the archive, I'm not an archivefag.
>>564015429Why are brown people so fucking retarded>still obsess over practice>anon points out your hypocrisy >call anon obsessedYou are simply an obnoxious faggot in general. Fuck off.
>>564015158will you be playing it when it comes out?
>>564015550>Totally ignore that practice was the one who griefed in the first place and I'm genuinely curious why
>>564015429>Use duchess ult>Kill a few crabs>Go to dragon>It flies away with sideways breath>It flies away again but the backwards breath this time>It flies up for the stomp>Stacks run outand then after you need to kill random trash mobs in a field so you can charge it for the madness camp again
>>564015735That doesn't always happen, sometimes he'll just slam on the floor like 3 times for an easy kill. So disingenous lmao. I guess you don't play this game.
>>564015629>ignore that you constantly say you're over it nowYou're going in circles, like I said being an obnoxious faggot in numerous ways.
>>564012010Imagine it comes out like a week before duskbloods so you don't even get any time to invade and dunk on the new tendie players
>>564015629Most of us here played more games with Practice than with you, and he never threw a game. In comparison, you throw melties 24/7 and talk shit about others when things don't go your way.Going from empirical evidence alone, it's clear why nobody is on your side. Kill yourself already trash.
>>564015828So? I'll do whatever I want. You can leave if you don't like it pussissy. Yes that's pussy and sissy>>564015898Except in the archives there's a lot of posts where practice threw melties in runs. Don't play stupid now lmao
>>564015807>there was a chance that this boss won't waste my time therefore we should've wasted time on itYou were wrong. Not that narcissists are capable of admitting fault.
>>564016024I wasn't wrong. We killed the dragon and still had time for everything but practice couldn't admit it so he griefed. The fact it could waste time doesn't mean you don't do it? We're far past the point of having to play optimal to win no?
>>564015970Keep going. It'll make the few people who still have you unblocked see you for the bitch boy you are.
>>564016135>Say the same thing everyday>I keep playing with the same peopleGod so obsessed lmfaoMy schizos harem!
This thread makes me both fear and respect Practice for being able to mindrape someone so bad, Jesus Christo
>>564015970>can't even deny his faggotry anymore, resorts to "i don't care">tomorrow: "why doesn't anyone wike me? :("Same old story
>>564015807Sure and in the lake spawn he can sometimes fly up onto one of the cliffs and refuse to come down It's about the efficiency of the kill and it's disingenuous (and retarded) to use results oriented thinking. You also tried to change the point by arguing it is a solved fight when that's got nothing to do with the reasons you don't want to go for it in that situation. Magma wyrm is another good example because it's got a bloated hp pool/resistances and also has an annoying habit of not letting you fight it. BBK and BBH too.
Somebody post the Nox gif
>>564016345every avatarfag says the same shit every day
>>564016345I already know lots of nice ppl who make being here worth it :)
I never liked trish much but lets not pretend practice did a good thing by griefing, the brown tranny did not deserve to be griefed EVEN IF he failed to kill the dragon and died which he didn'tt.facts and logic only player
nice thread erg
>>564016124How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
>>564016361See>>564016124>>564016547Everyone knows that anony. Arguing with me about nothing is just their hobbie
>>564016439And yet you still cry all the time about (warranted) negativity towards you. You're not fooling anyone you narcissistic troon.
>>564016549its your fault *rips you apart*
>>564016395Why are they all like thisSo fucking uninspired, I'm starting to think it's the same loser in every fucking thread
>>564016620>I wasn't wrong... ...We're far past the point of having to play optimal to win no?trash trying not to contradict himself RTA SPEEDRUN ANY%
>>564016549Where the bee sucks, there suck I
>>564016729maybe yeah, i gave trish a chance and all he does is derail the thread nonstop. i'm starting to think that some people are truly beyond fixing.
>>564016758They're called Cluster Bs for a reason. Their mental disorders commonly overlap.
>>564016676Why do you care so much tho
>>564016947>you care enough about my faggotry to call me a faggot?Why do you care enough to whine about it?
come out of the closet already and stop torturing your loved ones
gg what a rollercoaster bug hunt
GG zero damage bugs.
>>564017074>He's just repeating himself nowSchizo machine broke
>>564016892>he
>>564017195sorry, should i have written 'it'?
>>564016892I'm literally minding my own business and the threadschizos hound me. How is it my fault? I usually ignore them but I don't like letting lies spread too much -- some anons are gullible and believe anything they read in the thread.
>>564017194>schizoI can see how a brown person would think basic pattern recognition is abnormal
>>564017320>minding my own businessthen why can't you shut up about your loss with practice that happened ages ago? you were being petty and that pettiness of yours drove the thread to shit, stop blaming others when you're also at fault.
>>564017320>I'm literally minding my own business>Randomly shits on Practice unprovoked >>564013416Like clockwork
>>564017320An anon simply pointed out your hypocrisy and sent you into a full meltdown.>attentionwhore>complain about getting replies that you don't want on a public forumBaffling behavior, then again I'm not a swarthoid
>>564017463>>564017509Bro I'm just asking why he griefed. Do you need to defend his honor so bad when he doesn't even post. So sensitive
>>564017610If he doesn't post then why are you bringing it up?Trash trying not to contradict himself in the same thread challenge failed thrice today so far
Trash is like 30% of every thread's posts
>>564017710>practicemuhreputation.jpg
>>564017610How would you feel if he didn't grief you?
>>564017710He does stalk the thread lol
>>564016892i bet you also gave nox a chance...
>>564016575Hooongry for futarev
>why did the assassin murder my entire family?>Omg can you stop bringing that up? So obsessed and petty
>>564017983i wasn't here pre-nightreign so i don't know anything about nox, was it this bad?
>>564018163You're just playing dumb. This thread just likes having someone to shit on constantly because of their own sad lives. Before X namefag it was Y namefag.
i have 40 vig, i am raping pvers in 'veil, i am the most virile erg boy
>>564018163Derailed entire threads with his bullshitDrama and meltdowns every single threadTons of avatarfagging with his dogshit looking character
>>564013225>>564013029creepy...
>>564018163anywhere between 50-150 posts per thread so yeah it was worse
>>564015191Obsessed
>>564018384>>564018163Is it bad that I don't remember a single word of what nox said, I just remember the drawing of his ugly character
>>564018523Yeah that's how every avatarfag ends up, nobody fucking remembers them and they just disappear, I think that faggot legit ended up making like 1k posts in the span of three days, it was insane
Who would win, 3 strong nightfarers from the Elden ring and Nightreign general or 1 hill dragon?
>>564014392You didn’t do that in the first place cvck nice try >>564014968Go back
>>564018253no? thread drama between anons get resolved in a day, rarely two. if there's no closure to be had, anons just block each other. i literally have never seen somebody being this obnoxious since launch week NR.>>564018384>>564018430my condolences.
>>564018671Believe it or not, everyone loses.
>>564018613>nobody fucking remembers them and they just disappearYou always schizo out about this. As opposed to what, you're gonna stay here forever and shitpost?
>>564018727>thread drama between anons get resolved in a day, rarely two.I wouldn't classify it as much of a drama but sneedger lingered for a month or two shitting things up
>>564018523i just remember him saying he's leaving and then returning the next day
>>564016547Yup. If you’re impartial and a logical person you’ll come to this conclusion regardless of how you feel about either. >>564017949Everyone knows this now yeah (it’s disappointing).
>>564018523it'll be the very same fate for trish too, just another name remembered when remembering unpleasant people
>>564018859i don't remember that period being this awful, it might be because everyone unanimously hated and blocked him.
>>564018727Honestly it's just like 3 schizos who always pick on me (namely viteazu, pepe, cc, etc). The rest don't care
Who would win, a twitchfag playing the strongest character with the strongest build in the game with thousands of hours of experience or 3 guys in a lion costume
>>564019090The twitchfag with the 72 winstreak I think tbqhwy
>>564019067I'm not one of those three and I dislike seeing your posting style whether it's you or the next generic attention whore queer
>>564018795>>564018921>>564019067>>564019190Calm down son
>>564019067nobody was picking on you, and you posted this >>564013416 unprovoked.
>bragging about a 2 digit winstreak
>>564019283That's just a question tho? He hasn't responded yet
>night 1 lvl3Sometimes it's just not meant to be, isn't it
>>564018795You seem upset?
>>564019090It was pretty funny discovering for the first time that lion wasn't even a real lion but 3 dudes in a fursuit.
Everyone needs to calm down
I'm playing nightreign with comfy music in the bg
>>564019363i've had night 1 lvl12 runs go horribly against the same boss i've fought fine at lvl 3
>>564019339The sad part is it's the most dishonest streak known to man>duotroon>carried by ergawds>Balancer Duchess Xhe is single-handedly making big D5 streaks seem less impressive than they are.
>>564019363Sometimes it be like that
>>564019339And mostly playing with randos, I had 40 erg runs. It could be higher but alas someone grifed and I haven't been in the mood to play that much again
why are you standing still randomly and not helping out with bosses?
>>564019351why are you necroing that topic in the first place? it's been idk weeks, trish. you're making this thread go to shit just because you're being petty and that's that.
>>564019474>duotroonI didn't play every run with tinpo and there's plenty of proof we both play on our own.>carried by ergawdsYes ergites are good players>Balancer Duchess I don't pick Duchess every run, only when it was mistery/DLC
>>564019430same twin
>>564019363how did you do it
>acktually I play ballista raider against adel so I'm an honest player
>>564019553sorry IRL stuff but we made it trough with plenty of runes right?>>564019620>you're making this thread go to shit just because you're being petty and that's that.Oh come on don't exagerate, as if they can't talk about something else.
my teammate keeps grabbing ballistas and hand cannon as wylder, valid?
Why even bother with duos on VC, you will always circlejerk and ignore the third guy's opinionIt's so fucking dishonest, especially since one of them is a huge fucking groomed simp for tranny cock
>>564019781if you're going to be smiling like a blushy pickme girl slut in your latest selfie shave your stubble first
tranny cock mentioned. shut it down
>>564019904>Projecting this hard about duosDo you guys have a cuckolding fetish or something.
>>564019904you got him here good job
>>564020058Good post, it made me laugh
>>564020062NTA but isn't it the opposite? I don't want to sit in the cuck chair and watch you two give each other stuff
If duos are SOOO BAD how come nobody complains except nameless schizos on the thread. Ydptg
>>564019708It was a D2 run, immediately after landing we started having a routing conflict between nearest 3 POIs (illusion of choice, it was either a red golem or a red giant, 3rd ping was for a lvl2 gaol)After deciding on the cathedral with the golem, my two compatriots started jobbing horribly, and soon I learned it's because our russian federation recluse's VPN made the game borderline unplayable with enemies spazzing out and loot not dropping. For 2 of our next POIs I didn't even receive any runes, which is not something I've seen happen before.My compeers then ate shit running to the final circle, and both dropped to lvl4. Recluse also missed the grace, so she stayed 3barred for most of the night 1 fight.This culminated in a 20-minute long strugglefuck session with an ulcerated tree spirit which me and our wylder genuinely tried to tough out, but ate shit anyways to spare ourselves further humiliation down the line
>>564020062>So upset he's bringing his cuck chair fantasies into the equationUh oh....
I love her tranny cock
>>564019626You play Duchess for hard bosses (which is what matters), and when you do play something like Recluse for le ez bosses, you still get destroyed as we've seen on stream because fundamentally you aren't a good player.
>>564020058>>564020129You need to go back
>>564020136No. I've never understood this logic.I play like this:>check everyone's build>got it>If I see something for you I'll drop itI don't make any sort of prefference. This cuck duo rethoric is so funny LMAOOO
>>564019090>>564019396it's 2 guys, not 3
>>564020334Nobody mentioned cucking though
>>564019904Even doe the hypothetical transissy would be addicted to my BWC and not the other way round. Also >tranime
>>564020278So?
>>564020334You already said you don't prioritize your own duo pings then got exposed immediately, why should anyone believe you now?
>>564020238go get a real boyfriend already tinpo
>SIMP-KUN PING THIS SO WE GO THERE BECAUSE *I* NEED IT>O-Ok tranny-sama>NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS THE THIRD GUY TAKING THE OPTIMAL DECISION FUCKING GRIEFER
>>564020424Why do you love arguing with me so much if you already know the answers god you fucking slutI PLAY WITH PEOPLE EVERYDAY HERE AND I DONT IGNORE ANYTHING GOD LMFAOIM GONNA LOSE IT
>1/3 for the last 10 minutesSo its a bunch of nonplayer schizo babble
>>564020542>I-I have to be le optimal or I can't win in D5Okay? weird flex>>564020645This is known.
>>564020419>defends xher totally epic and legit streak>point out why you are a dishonest, bad player>le so?Stop playing dumb, obnoxious troon.
>>564020221It's like the Korean guy I played with that spammed pings and being dead. Gave me such horrible lag that I'd go from backstabbing an enemy to actually that enemy just fucking killed me lmao you lose.
>>564020645I am also queued, either you're blocked or we need a third...
>>564020713The fact is that my streak exists that doesn't mean I'm good and I know it makes you mad. I just cheesed the game! Very silly L2 game
>>564020713>epic streak>sub-100pffffttttttttt
>>564020238we know terr you never shut up about “gock” you nasty deranged faggot
video games
>>564020571>literally just defended ignoring someone's ping and doing what he wantstinpo i know you're at least spiritually underage, so keep an eye on this behavior, this narcissistic refusal to take accountability or accept criticism.
I didn't dodge I got a connection error and had to reboot btw
>>564020883>62 streak>Get griefed by practice>72 streak>Game DC'sI'm done trying. People who got to 100 are basically lucky nothing happened. Also streaking with erg has NEVER been impressive, even people who got to 100 got carried a bunch of games.
gg hardest boss in the game
GG Adel.Weird thing happened, I was outside the tornado on my way to take the jump and it was like the game though I was inside or some shit and I was taking gigantic damage lel.
>>564021026local wylder discovers levitation
>>564021037
>>564020960Except I was right, it doesn't matter if going invaders first was the right call when I can do enough damage to kill the dragon in 30 seconds and do both things anyway. You have to be flexible in runs, Practice wasn't.
>>564021138owned
>>564021138Now do this for every fucking dogshit random geyser because From is creatively bankrupt
watching 28 years later 2 rn
>>564021337I liked it. The alpha arc is pretty interesting and the cinematography is good. I miss alternative music on movies, nowadays everyone uses orchestraslop
>>564021337go host an erg movie night? should be better than whatever is happening right now.
Pointless blogpost award
>>564021250>instantly moves goalpostI didn't say you were right or wrong (you were wrong), I said you ignore pings after you just screeched that you don't. Fucking idiot. It's astounding how you're too stupid to follow a reply chain and can only reflexively deflect the last thing you read.
Even though it's the third one
Can the threadshitters go to bed already and stop arguing with each other
>>564021485I'd ignore your pings because you're a sissy faggot that's for sure
>>564021430no spoilers thanks>>564021485nyo
>>564021294whats a good phrase for getting geysered? popped? sprayed?
>>564021671geysed, obviously.
>>564021618the threadshitters are just the regular users by now
>>564021649>>564021586
gonna watch doctor zhivago
can someone post both profiles for trish and tinpo? i'll do my part, don't want them in my games ever again.
You guys are my favorite lolcows <3
>>564021618no, perhaps you should go to bed instead
>>564021859lol I love when you get desperate enough to say this. Bet I'll keep seeing the same people on queue
>>564021845can you play the balalaika?
>>564021859Be nice to her please. She's sensitive.
>>564021859https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048Don't have tinpo but I'm fine if he's not with trash
>>564021960no, i'm done.>>564021985thank you.
>>564021859Couldn't you just do it yourself if you have played with them lately? least obvious threadshitter
trashxisters... the narrative...the block list is getting bigger...
>1/3i guess shitposting is more fun
>>561253608
>>564022008Fucker
>>564022101That means It's working, I love watching my sisters escalate when we argue!
>>564021960bold faced lie, a true sensitive soul would never act like a huge faggot, it's just another overgrown theater kid living for any reaction
>blaming DCs when as duos you get guaranteed host
>>564022021I wanna hear the excuse for not doing this
>>564022240xhe lives in a brown favela please understand
>>564018795>As opposed to what, you're gonna stay here forever and shitpost?you've been posting here for almost a year now and you enjoy people telling you to kill yourself because you enjoy the attention so you're at this path already
Guys been on a break from Nightreign so I don't enter Doomer stage and I'm back and ready. What are the consensus on the new classes and how to into them?
>>564022437They both suck. Only play wylder, ironeye and duchess
>>564022164lol
>>564022435>Almost a yearlol it's been less>enjoy people telling you to kill yourself because you enjoy the attention so you're at this path alreadyI just don't care. Why would some random schizochuds online affect you.
>>564022474Aw come on, maaaan!
>>564022437Undertaker is serviceable, Beastclaw Revenant is meta, and Recluse is serviceable. Only fart-huffing contrarians play Scholar.
>>564022437Undertaker is just a worse wylder. Scholar can pull off some funny gimmicks but has a high learning curve. Both are worse than double balancer halo scythe spam aka haloslop.
>>564022437The consensus is that everyone sucks except for the class that the poster plays and Wylder is the most popular because he's the easiest with his death save. Undertaker is very fun and my favorite. Ult spam is always a good time. Scholar can be really good but it takes a lot of relics to give him super strong pots. Can also make a wraithcalling bell build with him and probably more that I don't know of.
>>564022509>lol it's been lessKeep telling yourself that lol>I just don't care.You like the attention because the other option is staring at your screen doing nothing all day. You can't go a day without posting here even when you're not in the mood to play the game itself. There's a reason why you came back
>>564021764
>>564022919>schizo projectionsClockwork>>564022197I'm sorry if you're annoyed? It's not my fault I got griefed
>>564022870>least obvious Duchtroon/Ironjeet post
>>564022870I feel like your take is the actual non-bait take here so I'll go with it, thanks>PS We all agree Guardian is the shittiest class there is tho right?
I like scholar but his dodge is so shit, for faster bosses you can frametrap yourself
Someone design me a character with rakshasa set and rellana hat. Completely goofy is fine.
>>564022969
>>564023185You can dodge into his rapier feint. It's not gapless but it avoids rollcatch combos.
>>564023385
>>564021947yeah I really wish I had access to one again but we do have an old bağlama that I'd like to restring
>>564021618Triggered a threadshitter with this one nice work>>564022197When did she do that
>>564023514>exejeet dies like a clown in shitkino
>>564023205renalla hat* fuck, not like you can see the face with rellana's helmet
gg big bonk greg
Whoops sorry for dodge takeout is here
>>564024054>>564023927fat + reddit
>>564023514>>564023730Ba careful please you’re going to trigger ‘him’
runebear is such a chonker
>>564024054What'd you orderItadakimasu btw
>>564024185I do this to people I like
ywnbj btw
Oh shit the run is still on>>564024185Fried sushi
>>564024347>Fried sushiHoooly based
>>564024228do you like me?
>>564024448*chomp*
darklurker sucks
>>564024183straight heckin chonker lad
>>564024553>>564024183>>564023927>bonk>chonkerso heccin' true fellow redditsaars
Haters will say this kino is CE
>>564024185I get kisses like this and he covers my nose sideways and I call them snoot kisses and his moustache tickles my face and I really really like those kisses
>>564024483yay
>>564024228>>564024710Are you from SEA or something
>>564024673that's nothing. check this out
When a weapon has int/fai/arc scaling does that mean it applies to its melee too or just its ash of war?
>>564024710that's mad gay
>>564024970applies to its melee
>>564023637>ğturk spotted
Finally done. Not too bad with a lightning ice rapier. DS2 NG+ is 100% done now I think.
>>564024827hyberborea actually
>>564025426good job cutie
>>564025426gg
>>564025000these activities can lead to creating more humans with his assistance so it's heterosexual actually
scholar barrier is so inconsistent that it is almost detrimental to use sometimes
>>564023385zesty ass death animation
>>564021337it was alright
Lol
>>564024185>>564024347gg honse goddamn good thing I came back to check. I thought i dodged lol.Also goddamn I wish the absorb essence animation scaled with casting speed... it's so slow...>>564024407Yes fried sushi is basically a staple fast food here now. They also make fried sushi but with chicken instead of fish it's fat af
>>564025513silence mushjeeta
>>564026863>es fried sushi is basically a staple fast food here now.what the fuck
>>564024183>>564024228>>564024407>>564024553>>564024660>>564024710>>564024827>>564025458>>564021337Remind me what this has to do with the topic at hand again
>>564027198I mean it's just bread crumbs over it and fried it's not that uncommon
Not sure if I should play Elden Ring or Nightreign or actually try to finish a new game for once
>>564027306… topic at hand? buddy, you must not be familiar with the group known as The Threadshitters™…
>SEAmonkey duo greglordIt just wasn't meant to be
>>564012894Don’t post my wife here idiot
>>564027765>only 13lmao, thats nothingYou didn't even exceed the log limit
i thought it was prattling plate
>>564025120Thank you.What does the X -> Y mean on the melee damage then?Like "150 -> 40"I don't understand that
>>564027941To be fair we did jack shit all run so it feels like a lot of rescues for the amount of chores doneGreat Hollow run and I don't reckon either of us knew how to nogvigate it properly...
>>564028065what
making randoms watch my cutscenes
>>564028065Expectation vs reality(i actually don't know either)
>>564028065disingenuous retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lW2boYlJ4might be interesting
>>564028665u know what's interesting*grabs crotch*ur mum was fucked by me man
oh shit theres another missbegottum down there? never knew. huge tech for iron gs enjoyers
>>564015550practice is apart of that group too though…>>564016729it’s yours too
>>564028843Is this slightly past the door that leads to the winter elevator?
>>564028801mom ntr is hot so I don't get ur point
>>564029062i love the whole fucking peoples moms thing
>>564028801
>>564029048Yeah. Leyndell right before you take the elevator up to the bridge that leads to the roald path elevator and the divine tower for morgott
Trish, going on and on about a game that happened 2+ weeks ago in which you two barred is fucking boring. Just move on
>>564028801just watch broit is really good
ntr in general is hot
^trvke
>>564028198>>564028354>>564028469
>>564029167Oh then I remember it I think. With that UTC being in the courtyard
>>564018859Sneedger’s lack of self awareness was so funny I wonder what happened to him
>>564029303>243The base damage of your weapon>123The additional damage given by your stats
>>564029303that's the additional damage you get from scaling, the number on the left is the base damageare you fucking retarded
>>564029272>>564029216your general is never coming back
is erg the most boring gen?
>>564021913Shut up retard *punches you in the throat and watches you choke*
>>564029303no point in hiding your playstation button prompts
>>564029452hiding in the shadows is more of my style BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>564029506
>>564029482absolutely. where is the gock? the bibisi? the endless nonsense posting without replying to anyone? we should really learn a thing or two from dsg…
>>564029649I want to see clapcake's gock
vaati son or zullie daughter
I have become the next ungbalsubs are raining
>>564029729>>564029772I'm tired, Marika...
>>564029729ungbal as mezullie momvaati gramps
>>564029729Kill both and then myself
>>564029529pwned that snoi
>>564029649Bodied that freak.>>564030023This.
Weeeee
>>564030181damn this nigga powerstancing
the type Bs are spinning
>>564030181youve really done it now
she just told me everything btw
what did she say?
did that anon really become a popular youtuber?
it'll be zullie daughter for me
wyldsaar
>>564030508mush did, but not youtuberhe is a top twitch streamer
>>564030795don't talk about yourself mushpest you have have no followers kek
Mush is nice
exejeet
who is mush
>>564029729trick question, its son or son and I rather have Vaati
would you rather be>ongbal>chasethebro>jeenine
>>564031137some threadshitter troon chaser that talks about themselves in third person like this >>564031080>>564030795
>>564031198chase is the only sex haver on that list
jeenine clears no diff
>>564031693Don’t talk about your boyfriend like that
>>564031198I'd rather be me because I mog all 3 of those losers.
>>564031743>I'd rather be me because I mog all 3 of those losers.t. mush
>>564029303It was the first image that popped up on Google>>564029416>are you fucking retardedYes. Problem?
GgSorry about the halo slop. I probably could’ve used charge attack magma and Angel wings but I really couldn’t be bothered
>>564031840don't put yourself down like that
>>564031786He's also a loser thoughbeit
Mush clears no diff
>japanese d5 solo player>doesn't spend half his time running around the map>does the closest poi, checks all the chests and corpses and red mobs, kills normal mobs for exp>upgrades his starter weapon>dies sometimes>wins anyway because he knows the boss fights which is 10 times more important than optimizing day 1 and 2comfy
Fulghor clears no diff*
>>564031986I am a proud retard.
>>564032387Sex with this cat
gg heolstor
It's going to end soon
>>564032537we can only hope
Freak here. How can I be sent flying? Plane tickets are too expensive these days.
>>564032467You're just in luck— she loves dingdongs. No joke.
>>564032194The way you route in solo is very different from trios, in solo you can just abuse the extra runes from trashmobs and do mines to juice your starting weapon.
>>564032860that's not true
>>564032782i look like this
>chinx executie throws himself at an invader camp to get double teamed by roidtaker and fenteye, all at lvl3Can you guess what happened next?
was me gg
>>564033336based
>>564033467why didn't you help him? depth? name?
>>564033770I also threw myself at the invaders, yesI think that's why xhe left
>>564033467webm-related.
>>564033985Yep, that's how it went, but in the hohols map instead
take my grapes
good goat
GgGood routing. Nice to get a baby libra after like 20+ ED Libras
gg croc and thanks for the staffs I think my dormant bugged out because I didn't find a single one that game
>>564035082ggsu
>>564036024What I've done...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpif2shN0vg
>>564036490cinema
q'd for a couple runs, hopefully I'll do better than yd
gg, greg.>https://litter.catbox.moe/2p4f8e6125empzlf.mp4Also what, I never knew his towers could hurt you.
>>564038194Its actually so bullshit you can die at random like that, but as always against dreglord the safest spot is right next to him
>>564011946>>563996935
You guys remember the Secret Court Case boss battle?
Why the hell did they edit exactly one chapter in one of the vanilla remembrances for the dlc?Literally this one line added to Guardian's ch6:>Upon entering the chapel, he saw the sister, hands clasped together. Meanwhile the man of learning pored over his books, tea in hand.Meanwhile Ironeye's remembrance journal entries have the same typo repeat twice
>>564038839Same reason the 2 new dlc characters are introduced by the Iron Menial with some lines about how the nightfarers have forgotten stuff and they may have forgotten more than they think.Its to integrate undertaker and scholar into the rotation nicer.
Am I the only one who doesn't like the Godskin spawn mechanic? You end up waiting for them, and it's kind of glitchy. It's one of the rare examples of artificial difficulty in the game. And also, DS1's Sif—he's way easier than I remembered. He's by far one of the best bosses in the first game, but I feel like the other wolf fights, except for the Royal Rat Vanguard, were better.
>>564038839that's because ironeye is for jeets
>>564039503but if you do evil acts you get punished for it and also getting less content.
>>564038668>AI slopGo back
>>564039421Their integration was still stupid and clunky anyways, wasted effort
>>564039646If you say so.>>564039572Kek very nice.
gg frenzied burst
gg straGAWD
>>564038668he did nothing wrong
Ggs. Crimsonwhorl doesn't work for Dreg's delayed nukes.
>>564039865>>564039903>no sixth sense
>>564039967dreg's damage is purely physical, crimsonwhore only works for affinity damage
>>564040062Why do his rot attacks do chip damage then?
>>564040062When he makes his hammer glow pink the attacks aren't just physical.
>>564040062dreg isn't purely physical, some of his attacks do magic damage
>>564040103maybe it partially hits from the flanks/behind idk
>>564013296>wylder clutch>4 barleast delusional wyldjeetarino kekypoooo
>>564040196>errr random bullshit go ahh post
>>564040062Imagine saying this with such confidence.
>>564040220>>564040050>wyldgawds winning and causing mass seethekino
ok I was wrong but the magic damage in the mix is very little so I figure the crimsonwhorl wouldn't do much
>>564040421All is forgiven brother.
erg girls
>>564040330carried by teammates to victory*
>>564040494
gg twirling erg girl
GgYou 3 tapping the bird was cool. Shame all our less likelys had AIDs curse on them
>>564040421>magic damage in the mix is very little very littleTry blocking the phase 4 nuke and see for yourself.
Reminder>melee attack power buffs the haloslop projectile because the art has a melee hitbox, same as storm blade, vacuum slice etc>two-hand attack power doesn't buff skills at all
>>564041294Yep
Schlop schlop schlop
>>564041421schlop schlop!
>>564041421Just go pee so we can go back inside executor.
>*Casts this at (You)*
The silkreign continues
>>564042549
>>564042549Canonically duchess is 1000x+ bigger than anything in silksong
gg ez fire star fists merchant animus
>>564042862gg bbk
>Trash duoing again
>>564042774I know but this comic is about hornet being transported into nightreign and when they fought sentient pest this happened
>>564042549hot....
>>564043046damn that was fast. good job
>>564043046He really should kill himself, huh?
>>564043441>>564043446threadsh*tter friendly fire!
>>564043493Not a hint of irony in this post
>>564043446for freefuck u jannies
>>564043621no i deleted because it was meant for trash
>>564043696the Defeated post delete...
>>564043696What was it?
trash is so cringe and lame...
>>564043818See >>564014675>>564043939this
>>564043010yeah that lake bbk was so painless, I was honestly impressedwe were just coming out of night 1 and I was underleveled because I bought a bunch of stuff from the normal/town merchants
Oh no no no exepakis don't look!
Trish should apologise to practice. Maybe that’ll help smooth everything over and fix our little community.
>>564044473Xhe would have to apologize to many people for xher brown sperg behavior thoughbeit
>>564044473>fix our little communityThis is unfortunately impossible with the large amount of thread shitters we have
>trish and practice become friends again>terr reinstalls>SotE weapon update dropped on TuesdayIn a perfect world
>des/das>lets make a bunch of cool unique otherworldly monsters>er>lets make... animals... but big
I haven't checked, did trish and creasy make up yet?
>>564045325Fits into a larger ecology system the game is trying to show you so you'll understand its lore. ER probably has more weird unique monsters than all other games combined simply due to bloat.
>>564045432>lore>dude... what if animals... but big?
>>564045558Yeah its showing you that runepower is a thing and how it transfers among living beings, its all over the game and a central part of the narrative. The might to change the world comes from somewhere.
>>564045325>>564045558Holy kino……… Michael does it again…..
Faith attacks are such a fucking meme>Faith: "HOLY SHIT! SHOOT THIS SPELL THAT HAS AN EXTREMELY NICHE USE BUT IT HAS EXTREMELY LIMITED RANGE UNLESS YOU ANGLE THE CAMERA IN A WEIRD WAY AND COMBO IT WITH THIS OTHER WEIRD FUCKING SPELL!!!">Sorcery: Shoot the equivalent of a 50.cal at your enemy.
>>564045384Trish is jealous of Creasys streak
>>564045720Ummm senõr lore creator. We, the player, don’t grow bigger as we amass runes
>>564045848>Shoot the equivalent of a 50.cal at your enemy.Igon was so cool>>564045975k
>>564045848Sounds like rock sling vs lightning spear, in that order. Or shard spiral vs pest thread spears.
>>564045848Oh no, ranged spells that can work around affinity damage have drawbacks
>>564045029and other things no one says >>564044465kek
>>564046078*whoooosh*
>gookly still hasn't cleared flawless challenge after 18 triesbrutal
>>564045848Yeah holy kinda sucks, I made a holy revenant build and to be fair wrath of gold does have some range on it, but when you get dicus of light and with 3 +4 holy attack ups it does 286 damage I think I saw, then I thought well maybe halo scythe might be better that was 386. Double balancer dutchess with 3 +4 holy attack ups, halo scythe was doing 600 damage for me.I just wish there were more good chargable offensive holy spells. Game really needs the erd tree spells like leds Knights Lightning spear and golden arcs they would be so good for rev. I seriously hope we get another update that adds them with the final ED fights or another DLC.
Queuing.
>>564046732me too
GG cuties!!
comfy nr run with comfy album in the bg
>>564047001gg 2 undertakers feels so good...
who's temmie
>>564036490Garbage>>564011946Made him dilate into the next thread like the obsessed raped faggot he is nicely done
>>564039949This is why he’s so cute hot and cute…
>>564047507>>564014503
Your welcome for distracting him.
good morning erg!!!
>>564049721you're*
>>564050995I wasn't posting toons though.
>>564049721I'm ESL and even I know the difference between you're and your, are americans really just that stupid
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>564049721He'll be hounding you for hours now, which saves the rest of us. Thank you.
>>564041421>>564041497Best posts in the thread easily nice work
>>564051382doggyyyyyyy
i fuggin kneel temmie
gg guys
lol nice carry, the realities of playing undertaker, reviving 3bars is so hard you just have to solo the fight if anyone 3 bars.
>>564048721 (me)meant for >>564048183
>>564051382>>564041421>>564041497>>564051539cringe reddit meme
>>564051619it was 15 minutes of pure torture
mush dot dot dot
>>564051764you were great!
>>564051805thank u!!!
>>564051664>
>>564051642See >>564017194
>>564052067why is he an orange
>>564052721LEL
>>564052721birdjeetas are so lame...
>>564052734 (me)Meant for >>564051664
>>564045975You shut his faggot ass up there xhe had no answer for this
>>564053306>>564024127
>>564051764>>564051619>>564051594mushjeet is so lame...
>>564051594>>564051764>Mushjeet and the troon he's grooming had to be carriedhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/45/Heavy_domination17.wav
>>564043291I look like that and say that
>>564053693 (me) For >>564031693
>>564054931kekino
>>564054635>MushjeetToads from india?
>>564056489translation?
>>564056616Mush gets all the erg pussy and it isn’t fair
>>564056489I don't get it
>>564056616>>564056760I dunno, but Wylder is getting all the cats and Duchess is sad she can’t even get 1 so she’s trying to get them to come to her.
>>564056760Dutchess has no pussy game.
>>564056924>file name has no correlation with imageTroons are so lame...
>>564056924>>564057081When will you kill yourself?
>>563976265Even lovelier Wyldwife!!
>>564057235Fuck you, mom.
>>564057026I hate having to rename stuff on my phone, but you must understand I have cats laying on me so I can’t get up
>>564057612Remember when Shifty used to play? Good times
>>564057463Kill. Yourself.
Ironsissies getting uppity. Any Raider mains around to give them some correction?
Sneedger leftelnid leftfreud leftsneeglius leftmonkeylord leftaugust leftabundy leftfountainstand leftgoon goon lefttrish came back...monica leftweeem leftaidente toast lefttierlists poster leftmellow leftzombii leftsludge merchant leftasriel leftsens leftfae leftnyeko knyaight leftpepe leftjeppe leftalice margatroid leftnanashi leftlord autisio leftyellowjello leftgooner maximus leftukonzaemon leftterr left (for realsies)spirit leftim wyldin out leftvarious cheeses leftgodefroy lord lefthy leftsolarion leftmush leftyys leftseraphicradiance leftg_dog leftnezuk lefttide leftphilip leftdevil knight leftgallow ghost leftsurottoru leftdogshit zorban leftzane leftdingle leftveganopromedio leftzdradaenjoyer leftmari leftgawdlike poster leftquintoneus leftShifty's masculinity leftblaze leftender leftpigley leftshigurenomiya leftzaborg leftgusworld leftbeans leftcry leftmanta leftdoug leftordealis left100% prune juice leftquote leftmarika's tits leftroll spammer leftdao lefttranimelover2004 leftrevenantismywife leftoie lefthammy leftsalamander leftmame khan leftbarduk leftnyagger leftdeyn0d leftmiquellafaithful leftthe sote dlc team left556147157 leftIt's nyover...
>>564057764???>>564039903
>>564057463What the hell? How do you rename files on your phone?
>trish putting themselves high up the list to pretend they aren’t a late game zorban tourist
>>564057731my wife
>>564051664sent 'em flyin' nice work
>>564058668I dunno, when I save it, it just says png image at the bottom so I have to rename it or else it’s just like um do you wanna replace it? Maybe it’s different on each phone.
‘zuk’addy’ish’inpo’err'pa'ox'rass'c''tice'ludge'uck'orban elden ring general won
>>564059256@everyone dogpile xhim
thanks for including me
>>564059305>>564059256Your general is gone and never coming back
>>564059140I’m on iPhone and there’s no such option pretty sure or that would make things easier
Any S tiers queuing?
I can almost hear Shifty's Oi! like it was yesterday, rest in manta
a z tier is queuing
Nightreign and it's consequences have been a disaster for /erg/
>>564059760Weird I’m on iPhone too. Maybe it’s a feature of saving images from x cause when I try to save images from here it just goes right to the phone as IMG_9870 or whatever numbers.
>>564060161imagine a world where double balancers/halo slop were nerfed and the hollow rate was higherwe'd be booming
How do we solve this?
>>564060243>Maybe it’s a feature of saving images from x Ah, that’s probably it then, I don’t have the Xitter app so everything I save from there and here is saved as the IMG stuff too
>>564060724
>>564060724we don't>>564060973damn I remember doing this when I was ultra bored in 2023... sovl...
damn, why were you hoarding this bro
>>564060963We figured it out! At least it's a good reason to get the app so you can rename stuff from there if you want.
Remember when the DLC dropped and greatbowkeks thought they were going to be meta because of forges and yet even when they finally got their purple bow added to the drop pool it's still a grief build?
>>564061331No.
another day another practice dodge
>>564061770what did he dodge
>>564061852balancer this time
Anyone queuing?
>>564062051Keep it in the cord sis.
>>564062051I will jump on
>>564061770Never dodges it for me
>>564062051>>564062094>>564062116'cord?
finally 3/3 with no practice dodging
>>564062172naisu
>>564061934Love him or hate him, he’s spitting facts
>>564062336What's nice about that
I unironically believe there should have been a simple quest log
>>564064889Your character making notes of people they met isnt immersive, anon. Use google instead.
>Mogs every other spell in the gameSeriously this thing is such a great general use spell that using any other spell feels like I'm meming.
I want to be a girl..
>>564065432We know sludge. You already are one.
that was a good honest h-man fight, gg
>>564065432Talk about the videogame you offtopic spamming retard
>>564065432omg...
>>564065432We know terr. Your desire for “gock” is a subconscious manifestation of this.
>>564065432>I want to sit on the toilet>I want to have disgusting blood discharge monthly until I'm 40 when I no longer have it and then I remember I'm basically worthless to men now>I want to have mood swings and constantly be on the lookout because I just know my female friends are out to fuck with me>I want to be physically weaker>I want to fuck my body with hormones>I want to permanently fuck up my body with a poorly tested operation 99% of people regretYou fucking retards are a lost cause
Comet is overrated and I'm tired of pretending I like it
>>564065802Toki won
>>564065348Can we stop pretending that it’s not ancient rancor. Can we really just stop? It’s been 14 years since this game has been released and the joke really isn’t fun anymore. I’m so fucking sick of you guys
>>564065802Incel takes are my favorite takes
>>564066185Ancient rancor is slow as fuck
>>564064889There are many flopped westoid Souls clone devs who thought the same.
Why are there so many trannies in /erg/ now? What went wrong?
>>564065802She’s so based for saying this preach it queen!
>>564066637"Now"?
Queuing if anyone else is playing if not I'll go with randos again.
>>564066975My favorite place in the whole of the souls series it's so comfy.The soundtrack I always listen to while there:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqzoA3HUnEg
>>564033749>>564032782I have a confession.I look like this.
>>564066975on our way to 'tiff
>>564067145Peak cozy.
>>564035920>>564034889weird fucking faggots here
>>564067163Gosh they’re so cute together
>>564040050What the hell was her problem
>>564052835Reference to Moot. His name is Froot. Shartoid ingenuity.
>>564057612>>564067398Built for Wylder.>>564057731Built for Andre.
>>564066975Probably the most Bloodborne/Berserk coded area in the game. Fun stuff.
More dreggy eggy
>>564065802Based level headed take that made the troon thread shitter seethe and dilate profusely well done victory is now yours and you may claim the spoils of war for yourself
>>564068297executor put babies in THAT?
>>564068485Please stop provoking the wyldcucks
>>564065348Anon that isn't rocksling or collapsing stars.
>>564068485Wydler*
>>564068485Wylder likes to watch
>>564057612i dress like this
i'm sad that we couldn't hit mine ggs
>>564069518it appear I may overestimate scholar ultimate's range, only managed to get 4 out of 7 at the start
>>564067163disgusting + reddit
>exejeets are poopdick Miscegenation fans A not-so-new low indeed.
>>564065802I don't care
>>564070579you just found out even though he's been spamming doe shit everywhere or his general hatred for 4chan?
even doe we merged
>>564065802Correct opinion, but don't post my wife in this shithole ever again.
Queueing.
>>564065802When the fuck did Toki said that?
ggpost
Evasion curses are fat and hurt my feelings
>fat
>>564071637stroking
>>564068485>>564068591>>564069048>>564071092Your main wears skirts. Xhe isn’t putting “babies” in anything (if xhe even still has xher gock)
>>564072014nice
>>564072047Why are you saying nice
>>564072014True, you instantly triggered the exesissies
>>564072014She is made for getting pregnant
>>564072074I thought the post was nice.
>>564072191Alright...>>564072098Where are they
>>564072014>>564072098Deviljeet tries not to think about men in women's clothing challenge (impossible)
>>564059865I'm not queueing right now, sorry
>>564071637pumping
https://files.catbox.moe/l0shgu.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/4b9wlv.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ijtbkz.jpg
>>564073226I like playing frost poison katana exenuch because I suck at parry
>>564071637>>564071787splooged
>>564073226last link is borked
>>564073226gay
>>564073287I like triple status too, I think I'll make a new build for it, maybe with the increased arcane perk, but I hate how much vigor your lose on a character who already needs a lot more. I do really like the combo of Red Balancers with Cursed Sword does more damage perk because it works well together since you always have lower negation with the cursed sword out meaning the Balancer relic always has a chance to save you if you miss a deflect. It feels like way more than 20% chance to activate. >>564073572Bleh, I've been having issues with that site lately. I uploaded it again and it borked again.
>>564073780Go quad status.
>>564073890I tried that with the dreg relic, but it replaces the frost from chilling mist, but I guess you could try to do frost, then the rot? How did you do quad status?
>>564074046Do hoarfrost stomp to keep access to all 4 statuses at all times.
>>564073226>>564071637>>564071457>>564065802>>564057731>>564043010>>564026863Wowie these girls sure are built to be raped and bred by revenant's massive throbbing futa cock
>>564072702>schizojeet projection
>>564074132Omg yes you’re so smart, making a new build right now
>>564073780Use the arc respec relic too, giga bleed
>>564074394*unzips*
don't pump
>>564074341>post-exposure threadshitter meltdowncinema
>>564074887Okay I made this just now. Find your opinions and tell them to me. >>564074887Hey nice cock
>>564075979>>564074452
Viteazu plays without relics but still picks wylder instead of raider/undertaker because it gives you a free anti-humiliation card and an engage/disengage tool to trivialize certain attacks. It's the equivalent of playing a level 1 run but allowing yourself to use max level spirit ashes.
time to watch the mario movie
>>564076253Shut up he plays melee which most players don't and he's better than you
>>564076369>he plays melee which most players don'tWhen I said I play raider in d5 the sisters here lost their minds.
>>564076253He also 3 bars to fulgawd
Ahnnn my erg husbands
>>564076289… said no one ever
>>564076993A weird post one could say
>>564076993Remember, more than 1 husbandu will ruin your laifu
>>>/a/287563387New storytime thread heads up for you, anon.
>>564077314I don't care
>>564076993Top 3 erg husbands?
>>564076576Proof?
>>564077806Me, myself and I
>>564077806Practice, CC, Devil Knight
This is the worst general ever
>>564078240Very good picks
>>564078372I know, isn't it great?
>>564077806I don't know a lot of them are cute and it makes my heart flutter when I get them on an adventure!
>>564078636Gonna make this anon smile
>>564078636You can't name any because you don't play with us
>>564078372I’ve been in worse
>>564078782Ughgh it's working
>>564077314I will wait till miqqy/trina chapter (probably never)
lol gg, on the one hand I actually like wrath of gold more than o flame, I was praying I got discus of light but nah. Trivialises night invaders though with the knock down and it actually does bretty gud damage. The FP consumption is ass though needs to cost like half of what it does.
>>564078809terrsmeesmeebit
>>564078953Also never before have I been so relieved to see normal dog.
>>564078953FP consumption doesn't matter for nightlords and for day 1 you should have a dedicated early game strategy like frosthoar stomp or wraith bell
>>564078636...
>wraith bell in the big 2026
>>564078953>>564079105gg. And yeah, glad we got normal dogs, because I didn't get seluvis's spear, so I had to settle for less safe weapons. I picked up the sacred iron cleaver, because it has at least a short range skill with sacred blade, and it's fast. Seeing as how I needed to get close, I didn't want to get stuck in long attack animations. The dogs were really on my ass two. For the first split, 2 were stalking me the entire time, so I focused on dodging. And then it takes me forever to get to them when they recombine. As soon as I catch up, they split again, and all 3 try to jump me.Also, unrelated to the boss. That's why I don't go out into the rain. Even if we can technically survive it. It's just a pain in the ass. Not worth the hassle.
>>564079865Bringing any melee other than Wylder/Exe to dogs is sandbagging
>>564080029kek how inept are you guys at this game?
>>564078240You guys mention CC a lot, but I haven't played with him in over 100 games. Or 32 days. Is he even still around? Or did he change his name? Or does he have me blocked?
>>564080438You are blocked
>>564080134t. meleekek that did under 10% of the total damage
>>564080029I was playing wylder.
>>564059875wut? I was on earlier today
>>564080541All Rev players in this general look like this
gg horse. Shoutout to the anon who let me know the chain finisher caker relic works on L1's waow... so nice for PS builds
>>564080620go to bed
>>564080673I just woke up though
>>564080762it's 4am
I remember when Shifty once clutched a dancer solo, the overall skill level of the password has lowered without him here...
I was playing dark souls 3 on linux and it was going great. I didn't get the screen tearing that I had on windows. I even had invasions work which I didn't think would work on linux. Then I did the path of the dragon gesture and pessed start to skip the cutscene and the game refuses to load in now. It just gets stuck on the load screen and says I'm in Irithyl Dungeon.
>>564080852dont worry about that
>>564080980stupid duck
>>564078372It’s top ten for sure at least>>564080852In Pakistan yes
>>564080438cc is a paranoid schizophrenia who only plays duchess and blocked half the password so they can go on about being carried to streaks
>>564081343Stop being mean
>>564081313
any fun underused weapons in souls i should try?
>>564081343Oh it's the Blocked
>>564081453Claymore
Forgive me zanbitobioga
>>564080134Very, they can't play half the roster in DoN. Meanwhile, I'm clearing everything with randoms using random parties. /erg/ is laughably bad at this game when they can't cheat constantly.
>>564081703give me a character to play that isn't scholar/guardian and I'll get a 100 win streak with them
>>564081453Carian Spellblade, Wing of Astel, Troll's Golden Sword
>>564081343>a paranoid schizophrenia hi trish must suck being an ESL huh
>>564081837is there anything special about troll sword?
>>564081453flails daggers
I thank God that my husband isn't a gamer
>anyone who doesn't like me is my boogeymanlol
>>564082228Who is your boogerman
>anything that looks like shit and smells like shit is shitwhere are they wrong?
>>564082358netanyahu
>>564082358terr
>>564082410Whats that?>>564082450I miss him so much.
>>564080541Why does she have a knee eye
>>564066975i live here
>>564081343Is there any evidence that CC has played on the password in the last month? I don't recall seeing him in any gg posts lately. But I don't check every one, and I don't remember everyone's names. So I could have easily overlooked or forgotten. Still, if there was any proof, I'd like to see it.
>>564066975ah i miss Irithyll fight clubs
>>564082976yes
>>564082976yes i had a game with cc like a week ago, stop being a paranoid schizophrenic
Just woke up, what did I miss
>>564083751Literally me
>you start with a quiver that holds 10 arrows>they regenerate over time, one every 5 seconds or so>arrow special effects are now items you activate and lasts for 1 minutei will now use bow and arrow
>>564081969It's made of gold!!!
>>564084207No you won't because thats not a thing
lets be honest, duchess could NOT get it
>>564084293it's one of many things on my elding 2 wish list
Gg dreg that stance build worked way better than i expected
>>564084381I love fat chicks
>>564084427wheres the full list
that's cool but verdigris set + icon shield + bhs cleanrot + two-handed sword talisman + spear talisman + starlight shards + rot grease + wifi
>>564084381so this is what erg girls look like
>>564083751me being an s tier
>>564084387get what?
>>564084462based
>>564084381nobody said it this time retard
1/3
Porn addiction is a disease
>>564084605The Nookie
>>564084519Good build for a few bosses.
>>564084550I'll believe it when I see it
>>564084864>>564051764ummm......
>daily threadjeet vaguepost meltdownKinography
I want to play the video game but I'm working
>>564085142You die if you work
>>564085142>Get home from work>Too tired to play the game
>>564085073who are you going to pick to be your erg husband?
this place is too cliquey for me to get
>>564085308ill pick qtrish as my erg wife
>>564085402You get used to it
new thread>>564085483>>564085483>>564085483
Someone queue I don't want to play with randoms.
>>564085269That's what the caffeine is for!
>>564085452she is very popular
>>564085452girls can't marry girls
>>564085506>page 8>>564085620atleast wait a bit before samefagging
>>564085712look at this paranoid schizophrenic
>>564085452d-doushioo
>>564083247So "no". Gotcha.
where's mass reply jeet? he's supposed to be awake by now to do his usual spamming, its even the end of the thread
>>564082542said no one ever
>>564078240cc is a sissygirl thoughbeit
>>564085506You dumb fuck idiot it’s way too early for your bullshit kill yourself
>>564082228>>564074341Got his faggot ass there ngl
>>564087418Distracted in owlcat threads on /v/
>>564087418i think it’s very cute you miss the man who raped you so much.
>>564089776you’re thinking of terr, not his master
>>564085506your vandalized op still didn't remove all my traces btw but it made me chuckle
>>564090107Same guy innit?
>>564090107My bad, he's in the thread that has malenia in the OP pic complaining about armor sets. He's been getting really desperate for attention recently. >>564090146Yeah lol.
>>564089957>>564088590oh there you are
>>564090637there who are?
>>564090637he was waiting for me to show up to autistically pretend to confuse the thread about poster identities, I'm not even using autistic as an insult but I think his perception of what it supposedly achieves is completely internal and unaffected by obvious external contradictions
>>564091189Anonymous
>>564090338He’s already shitting up the next thread at the very start, clearly he’s pulling overtime because something upset him badly. Poor guy.
>>564091189see?
>>564091256Wouldn't know. Happy for you or sorry that happened or whatever.
>>564090338>>564091256that’s nothing new he tends to do this when he feels defeated over something that happened in this thread, it’s a very sordid mentality where he tries to redeem some scraps of his shattered ego through unrelated affairs on other boards but it always continues without fail
>>564091228clearly>>564091341see… what?
you can easily know who the shitter actually is because of the insistence on phrase reusage as well
>>564091398That works I guess.
couldn’t agree more. very obvious to those with brains.
>>564091398Makes sense. I wonder what his next imagined boogeyman will be. Probably something in reference to the dead general he was forced to leave behind. Poetic justice to say the least.
>>564091661whatever the case, im sure he won’t leave the current one behind at any rate
>>564090338Thank you for everything.
Ladies (male) and gentlemen (female), they got him.
>(male)>(female)not how this works