ye olde: >>564011619>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg
erg is finished
terrgawd won dsg won fsys won
The time of fsg is here
>>564085483dagron?
I like Nightreign
>trantlers
>cistlers
fc?
a/s/l?
e-sex with anons
>>564085789I like you
elding 2 wish list>greatsword starter class, half broken with lowered damage and repaired later for full damage>pokemon trainer starter class, glass cannon with higher level spirit ashes>spirit ashes can now be summoned anywhere anytime>magic quiver with 10 arrows that replenish by themselves>mana is gone, magic now uses stamina>pistols and rifles are introduced, with unlimited ammo like bows, but slower reload>easy and hard modes added>easy for lower damage received, hard for late game enemies showing up earlier and you get higher drop chance
>>564086240Why and how?
>>564086131I'm down
>>564086285reddit image
>>564086285Fucking terrible ideas.
>>564086679really fun idea
>>564086285A boss rush/rechallenge feature in the game from day one, different things happening as you go up the NG+ cycle and more fleshed out endings or quests like rannis would probably be my main wants
>>564086285Subtle bait. But the different difficulty modes gave it away.
>>564086285glintlock rifle>it's just a wood stock with a glintstone>it's actually just a staff
>>564087008Multiplayer that doesn't suck.
>>564086246Omg I like you too!!! XOXOXOXO
Actual non pozzed objectively correct wishlist for ER 2>Remove the open world>Remove horseslop>Remove password summons>Remove craftingslop>Remove all the procedurally generated slop dungeons>Level cap at 200>Bring back solo invasions, blues only appear in solo invasions>PvP areas>Remove all the dogshit anime ashes of war with 200 flips>Triple all the laser and projectile MP consumption>Mage starting class can use melee range spells for free>Every dungeon has a reward for every stat spread, no exception>Give a diaper to the player character model if they use a summon even once>Remove the story, item descriptions and any semblance of this joke of a lore completely
>>564087363You assholes have infected my mind. I read that as gocklock rifle.
>Actual non pozzed objectively correct wishlist for ER 2>>Remove the open world>>Remove horseslop>>Remove password summons>>Remove craftingslop>>Remove all the procedurally generated slop dungeons>>Level cap at 200>>Bring back solo invasions, blues only appear in solo invasions>>PvP areas>>Remove all the dogshit anime ashes of war with 200 flips>>Triple all the laser and projectile MP consumption>>Mage starting class can use melee range spells for free>>Every dungeon has a reward for every stat spread, no exception>>Give a diaper to the player character model if they use a summon even once>>Remove the story, item descriptions and any semblance of this joke of a lore completely
my viewers dont watch non ER contentwhat do?
>>564088008lmao dude what the fuck.>>564087958>>564086285>>564088095I will write some of this down for consideration for my own projects>Every dungeon has a reward for every stat spread, no exceptionI disagree with this depending on the in-game lore. But all dungeons universally reward players in terms of weapon upgrades and runes. I just don't believe they should all have good specific gear for each damage stat in them. Would feel too samey imo.
ggpost
>>I disagree with this depending on the in-game lore>mfw the lore george rr soitin wrote while taking a shit says I can't get int weapons until lategame
>>564088232Keep improving your alt content, so you attract more non-ER viewers.
>>564085557>>564085682>>564085746>>564085881>>564086003>>564086240>threadshitter woke up just in time to thread shit in the new thread Clockwork
Anyone else have interesting posts for me to read.
test
>>564088391I just cant fathom how these people wont even watch or care slightly about other gamesits like they only know ER
>>564088008crazy self report...
so he gets the most optimist ending?
>>564088232make them
>>564088795Think about it from a different perspective: If you didn't have the popularity of ER working to your advantage, then you wouldn't have gotten ANY viewers. Because 99.999% of gaming channels get no views.
>>564088232Most people don't watch games for the content creator but rather the game itself. Everyone loses viewers when they try to branch out.
>>564089272>Think about it from a different perspective: If you didn't have the popularity of ER working to your advantage, then you wouldn't have gotten ANY viewersI agree, but it is weird how 99.5% wont stick for other vidya
>>564088886Damn I guess, I still didn't finish his remembrance and prolly never willThe other most optimistic ending has to be Raider. It's bittersweet, but he finds his closure and has fun dueling shit along the way
>>564088886what a cutie. not playing xher doe
>>564088882GOCK, LOCK AND LOAD BABY!
>>564088232You have to go full para-social and replace all of the viewers who are actually interested in your content with dedicated losers who just want a """"friend"""". Said losers will follow you anywhere, while content enjoyers will simply find someone else to give them the content they are looking for.
>>564088886>>564089483Doesn't Duchess get to save her brother from dying in the real world?
>>564089656Yeah but she gets imprisoned in the roundtable hold forever to do so, and I'm also not sure how Wylder's ending might fit into that, so her actions may have been futile in the end if he turns into Heolstor. Tragic either way
Okay I need to go and practice fulgor solo I think, thank you invisible F I couldn't see you the whole game for some reason.
>>564088886Most of the character endings are optimist except for like ironeye and wylder
tbqh i got my popcorn and the best house seat ready for this exciting new chapter of your malding theatrics
Okay I need to go and practice focus
>>564089930Wylder and Ironeye work together to prolong the night, meaning everyone stays in the Roundtable Hold to have fanfic slice of life comedy moments between expeditions.
>>564089625Yea if he wants pay pigs he has to exploit lonely men hololive style.
>>564089986Ooooh awooogaaa hummina humina
*blueballs you*
how funny would it be to have the poster count back? it would be 3-4 right now and most of the posts are just you trying to make the thread seem artificially busy anyhow
Tonight, on /erg/:
I'm about to do Volcano Manor for the first time. Is there a ton of small things that could trigger quest lockouts like everything prior?
>>564090627Yes. Good luck.
cope 39
>>564090159Idiot
>>564090627you'll answer yourself pretending to be someone else in like 15 minutes when no one bites
what games would work on my ER audience then?current games + future games within this year (soon)
>39Let's see if that's my post... aaaand no, not me
>>564090816no coping here friend, Im well amused and look at how quickly you malded too lol
I'm working on fun ideas for souls-inspired combat.
>>564089986ugly + she wishes her eye were that color
>>564091004it is you who malds, and i who is amused
>>564089930>the 2 coolest and strongest males get the edgy endings kino
>>564091550malded meme reply lol
You got his ass and sent that freak flying. Tactical truth nukes struck nerves and nail heads with pinpoint precision.
>>564089930And that’s a good thing.>>564090489Maybe if you’re 12.
>>564090539In fairness that’s probably most of this site at this point
>going through dlc on a twink to gather faggotry tools>have access to almost the entire map without fighting a single boss through various sequence breaking alternate pathwaysThe SOTE map is a masterpiece and I can't believe it took me this long to realize it
>>564089930I'm conflicted about Ironeye, his ending makes him look like a complete faggot edgelord but to be honest his life sucks and he's doomed to be discriminated against for being one of those who live in deathAlso I find it hard to hate him because his "hey!" gesture makes him sound like a much softer person
>>564086285Spirit Ashes changed from summoned bots to special attacks, essentially like Nightreign's abilities but using the summoned monster.
>>564088886>brown eunuch >optimistErrr bro?
>>564085142>>564085269This is literally just me. Are you me?>>564085578I do this.
>>564092167His voice actor did Thomas the Tank Engine before being hired by japs
dawglike
eepy queue
>>564093915submissive men are less than garbage
>>564094150we have a word for that
>>564094184ggrip duchess
>>564094150
>>564093915It's important to treat sensitive boys like this sometimes
>>564092958Picture of me right now
who invited the child predator?
would you like binkus or bonkus?
someone said "sensitive boys" and he just came running dude
>someone
>>564090489>a few new armors, a couple weapons, horse armorI don't really care. The biggest feature of this is just that it comes with the DLC and is on switch 2
yeah it wasn't me if that's what you're implying
A lot of you niggas write like discord groomers
>>564095390>>564095256>>564095162>>564095089>>564094794Stop spamming
1/3
>>564094184Who are these players. Are you just playing rando
>>564093915this is heccin' fascist racist bigot CHUD
You'll eventually get him lol
>>564094150That describes Exejeets perfectly well funnily enough
When is the final erg tier list, there's no more content so we'll only be losing members from here on. This might be the last chance to make one
>>564086285sure. idc.if they're still sticking to the same formula, then R2/L2 and Triangle+R2/L2 need to be quickslot spells.
https://youtu.be/Su3JRRcTNK0?si=gkT4h2VH_NlIaX4B
>>564095759It's funny seeing him try the same gimmick despite being exposed over and over again.
>>564092072>step on invisible line>oops you just broke 10 different questlinescinema
>slowed + reverb
>>564096449>>564096350just in case anyone was confused
>>564091781holy shit i just got jumpscared
>>564096385Does that even actually break anything anymore? I was able to get all of Moores cookbooks even after he starts being a mopey cunt
>>564096628>>564096449
Praising your own dogshit post award
>>564096449chopped and screwed for me, tyvm
>>564096847>>564096628
How are you meant to keep a streak if random fucking disconnects kills it, I feel like lately the server is shitting itself way too often
>>564096449*shieldpoke you to death*
>>564097263Undertaker build?
>>564096385I don't think the miquella rune break messes anything up but I could be wrong
>>564097263You can't, you have to cheat in a million ways to keep a streak.
>>564097263Streaks are 50% luck because of stuff like this.
>>564097358
>>564097263Find a boss you know you can kill and then do solo expeditions against that boss only. Close the game if isn't that boss and then pretend the streak is valid. Thats literally the only way.
>>564097276
>>564097492>>564097543This shit fucking sucks, I reached 25 last time and then another disconnect killed it and I couldn't connect to the session again, can't be honest in this shitI really need another game>>564098075So dishonest, somebody mentioned the other day there are people that just derank to depth 1 and just play solo there to inflate their streak
>>564097263>>564097492>>564097543>cope + third world net lol
>>564096449This is false>>564096628This is true
>>564098276>>564098276Some gook streamers do that and play solo (easy mode) to get a retardedly inflated streak
>>564096847>>564098554
>>564098252Why are you linking to random generals
>>564098075But you have to show your 100 streak in the match history for it to be verified by the erg community and stuff like that, duoing and maining duchess/iron eye just won’t fly
>>564098276Its very dishonest but it is what you have to do. You play the game, you know why no one sane bothers with streaks. >>564098842and it'll be 100 augurs or gnosters or something. Its not a big deal.
>>564098276Yea it sucks. The same problem is going to come up in every online game. You could have the best internet in the world but the server goes down, or your power goes out. Once you're good enough to consistently win then the limiting factor becomes those things outside of your control.
>>564098625Bot post award
>>564098901base augur is hard in depths. 100 horses would be easier.
gg goat
>>564098596what does this mean
>>564099037ggs spastic routing sorryI gave away too much of my loot and ended up without passives worth a damn
Hermius here im almost D4 now
>>564099116That’s the Libra relic it builds madness in that emote
>>564099208does this image reveal a secret about the game?
>>564098901Again that won’t fly. The only way to get your streak verified on the erg server is>all depth 5 expeditions>no maining duchess or iron eye>no losses or quit outs >no dodging>no blocking>no duoingWe still await our first true champion of the challenge. Will it be….you?
>>564099029>base augur is hard in depths.You kill him in like 30 seconds at d5. The problem with DoN is that the build that kills augie in 30 seconds isn't the build that kills ED augie in 30 seconds so its a coin flip if you don't want to just roll the dos balancers shitbuild for both variants.
>>564099208yeah but why at that moment?
>>564099378Have really none of you autists accomplished that yet?
>>564098615>>564098901Yeah I just though I should at least try to have a fun objective aside from wasting time on the terrible relic system but can't have shit in Fromsoftware games multiplayer it seems like>>564098950I guess this applies to other games, never been too much into online multiplayers, for example I think I lost another streak during that Epic outage from 1-2 months ago so it feels like it's super frequent but I have friends who play League of Legends and I have never heard them complain about similar stuff
>>564099402Because he's going to be a chad and backstep into cursed sword deflect when the ice drops.
>>564099551No that’s why it’s a challenge retard
>>564096625I'd play Deadlock for that vampire girl but the UI gave me a fucking headache and made me feel old, doesn't help that I've always been the worst at shooters
>>564099565A better challenge is try to beat as many bosses with as many party comps as possible, that would actually be challenging instead of a follow by numbers scumbag challenge. There is really no incentive to doing the streak challenge because you are going to>pick your best character>only fight free wins>think that matters somehowDo a challenge that will actually challenge you and doesn't invalidate itself by 1 (one) disconnect or troll intentionally throwing.
>>564099719The gameplay is shit. Some of the designs are cool but that’s it. Little wonder the worst poster here likes it.
My highest winstreak with erg is 55ish
>>564099551Maybe devil knight has since he plays wylder? Random blue disconnects, especially on Tuesday, make a 100 hours flawless challenge really fucking hard. I also feel people underestimate how nerves do start to factor in once you hit higher numbers. Like you start overthinking
>>564099719It's fun
>>564099796You know, I think you're right, I should probably stop using Undertaker and Revenant so much and try other characters, I recently got a decent magic Duchess build off the ground, maybe I should climb to 9999 with her, I have almost never used her
>>564099565League's servers are WAY more stable than Fromsoft's. I wouldn't be surprised if the league servers are the most stable game servers in the world. They're not even in the same class of quality.Even still, compared to other coop games Nightreign is pretty good. Something like Darktide has the server shit itself like every 5 games and says, "oops tee hee I lost your match! That counts as a loss. Your havoc rank has been demoted. Go fuck yourself."
>>564100136she queued with zdrada and got her streak before the DLC even came out
>>564100250you'll bore of her before hitting 9999 but she's good.
>>564100136As far as I can tell d/c's don't break your streak. I've had two of them and they didn't break mine
>>564099717I've seen how autistic Soul's players can be doing shit like Dark Souls 1, 2, 3 back-to-back hitless. So I'm surprised 100 wins with few rules and even the ability to die has never been done by anyone.
>>564100136He plays ironeye
>>564100543Because Nightreign is shit
>>564100136He's a cheater so invalid streak
>>564100646It's the best game in the souls genre.
>>564100646This this this
>>564100403Server disconnects on the blue cancelling probably count as a loss while power disconnects on the blue probably don’t
>>564100543Online component makes it impossible. >few rulesthis invalidates every run
>>564100298My highest streak (155) was solo queue'd >>564100636I play 50/50 Wylder/Ironeye depending on team comp. Ydptg.
>>564100543miyazaki has become to powerful
>>564100798doubt
>>564100357Damn that sucks, I didn't really like Executor, Ironeye got old and my Wylder is a skillslopper, maybe I should just quit then, no way in hell I'm actually playing Guardian>>564100256Yeah I feel like there's absolutely nothing like Nightreign out there, if vanilla ER had gotten higher player limit and less schizo area separation we could have had such fun shitshows in maps like as Elphael, Leyndell and even Stormveil
>>564100901Do whatever you want chomobro
All you have to do to get a high winstreak is cheat your relics, play the game on an account with no DLC, duo queue with a magicslop duchess, and spam ironeye ig
>>564099378You forgot>no double balancers>at least 20 games with a guardian in the team comp
>>56410079850/50 ironeye is still bringing ironeye I don't know why pointing that out offends you
>>564101051>All you have to do to get a high winstreak is invalidate the winstreakpowerful stuff
>>564101051The deviljeet way
>>564100901There is nothing like Nightreign out there. It's focused completely on the co-op souls's boss killing gameplay with everything else thrown out and I love it. Co-op boss fighting is like 90% of my playtime in all the Dark Souls and Elden Ring.
>>564099959>>564100204I'm by no means an authority on judging shooters but I felt it was just too fast and schizophrenic and the UI sucked ass
>>564100798Your streak is so big and thick…
>>564101051You also have to be good at the game, which you're not.
>>564096350Gay.
there he is bros
Devil Knight, Zdrada, Practice, and CC all have higher streaks and are better at the game than (you)
>>564101565and they all invalidated their streak by structuring it to be free wins.
>>564101565Is Zdrada /erg/s coolest girl?
>>564101565but devil cheated her relics
>>564101565>Devil Knight,cannot fight anything head on>Zdradadoesn't play anymore>Practiceplays with infinite hp>CCplays duchess
>>564101550pure elation
>>564101778>>Practice>plays with infinite hpNo he doesn't
>>564101395Everyone says this to me
>>564101921<ironeye with more health than a guardian
>>564101372Same, I used to spend hours helping people with PvE after I beat the game, then the quality of the co opers started declining, I felt like people just wanted to gank and bully invaders, I got summoned so many fucking times to see the guy turn off the tongue when the invader got there, it was so disgusting
>>564102156I maxed out rune arcs fighting Radagon and Malenia with twin erdtree daggers before the dlc dropped. Thats like 700 kills on each one lol.
Dark Souls the Third
>>564102361You can summon sirris here? Didn't know that
>>564102361This could be us but you guys don't want to play Dark Souls 3.
>>564102519Yes you have to talk to her at firelink I believe
>>564102324I only did with Radagon, Malenia summoning sessions always ended up with the host being one shot by waterfowl even if you brought shabriri's woe, you absolutely had to bring a cheese build that killed her fast enough so she didn't interact with the host
>>564102716Its nothing personal I just can't go back to these games without a dedicated jump button, and no DS3's weird running jump ain't it chief.
I think the hardest thing about streaks for me is that it takes me like 3+ weeks to play 100 games. I’m pretty sure it’s more manageable if you don’t have a job and can do it over the course of a week
>>5641023613gawdz
>>564102716i dont want to play gray souls 3 fuck you
>>564102906Ergies will say this and then still roll every move.
>>564102882>Malenia summoning sessions always ended up with the host being one shotI found a clever way around that.
>>564102156Elden Ring was BAD with gank squads summoning randoms (why even do that?). If I activated the summoning stake in limgrave at the first step grace that was a dead character. I'd only get summoned for gank squads I had no interest in. It sucked because for a couple weeks at game release there were actual new people looking for jolly cooperation. Eventually I learned to only activate the summoning stakes right outside boss rooms. Malenia was understandably super common.
>>564102716This is a thread for heterosexuals the homosexual general died already
>>564103142Aren't you the guy who died to horse on stream?
>>564103142I can't go back to ER for a similar reason. I tried and I crouch thinking it will be a sprint every fucking time now.
>>564102716I don't like to play with other people, sorry.
Jesus Chris. The balancers haven't been that aggro on me in a long time. At one point, I didn't even get a sound cue for the grab, she just came from nowhere to my back.
>>564103350I doubt so, with all the flamboyant talk.>>564103434You keep going there and every time you get embarrassed by the Fulghor 6bar,
>>564103230Reddit really is a clown website
>>564103230I got so annoyed when I'd be summoned as a second co-oper when the first guy was one of the many let me solo her jarheads. Did you not read the name? I'm not gonna stay because I can read. Thank you for wasting my time.
>>564103693names please
We're the ergieyogurt choir oh yes it's true We love to sing these songs for you
>>564103813My name in the game was Perestroika, I predated LMSH and he stole my gimmick after I started bragging about it on 4chan.
>>564103693That's the worst part about the fight. I wish their sound queue could be heard from further away.
>>564103753I'm not trash, but thanks for confirming it's you practice mode fraud. Nerves were indeed struck.
>>564102908My highest streak isn't even in my history anymore. 100 games of small broken streaks are all that remain. I'll never beat my old score.
>>564103230>>564103813Yeah this shit was so annoying, I just wanted to play the game, I don't want to watch somebody beat a boss for 5 minutes with a cheese build
>>564104004are you the one suing fromsoft
>>564104114What you wanted didn't matter, I was autistically maxing rune arcs. >>564104132Lol no that guy seems insane.
>>564102908All challenge runners are NEETs or streamers which are just e-beggars.
>>564103315Classic Fromsoft patching the ability to disable stakes like 3 years into the game when the multiplayer was already completely dead, really feels like none of the people behind the game play the multiplayer extensively
>>564104469You could just outlevel the fight clubs and it would stop.
>>564099378You can't get your streak verified by erg, it's a damned if you do damned if you don't situation. Thread schizos will always talk shit so nobody cares what they'll say because they're jealous.Also>not no picking wylderWyldjeet cope that their class isn't braindead S tier
>>564104114(You) VILL watch some faggot cheese Malenia with status effects, light roll and latency. (You) VILL have to deal with faggot hosts expecting you to play the game for them. (You) VILL get normalfaggots to bitch at you for even daring to think that playing the game for others is actually le bad and (You) VILL be happy.
>>564104594Are you kidding bro, 200-301+ had the biggest concentration of starting area gankers, it was fucking insane, they literally just spammed magic all across the map and never gave up chasing
>>564104775>t. least obvious seething exefraud cope with no streak
>>564104114I agree with that. I like it when everybody participates. There were a few people who summoned me multiple times but died to waterfowl everytime who then just layed down at fight start. Like... alright buddy I'll kill her for you but how is this fun for you?
I have never been summoned for a gank squad in like 300 hours of co-op so I will just assume you guys are lying
>>564104859why the fuck would you ever go to 200+? On launch you went to 150 to avoid 125, then you went 175 to avoid 150 after dlc. You guys are smooth brained as shit.
win streak makes game unfun
>t-those shitters and their streaks, if I played Duchess I would have 100 easy!t. highest winstreak (Depths): 30
>>564103315>Malenia was understandably super common.Still is.letmesoloher becoming famous for killing bosses for redditors just shows how Elden Ring's playerbase deserves no respect.
>>564104974I used to get pulled into them all the time. FS isn't a gank sqaud thats a fight club. Gank Squads were in the Stormveil early game and snowy area near theodorix's arena or Haligtree anywhere late game.
>>564104974If you only played during the first months I'd believe you but during the pre-DLC era and 2 months after the DLC released only those mental cases remained
>the guy better than me at the game is a shitter and jobless yes that must be it!You guys are so despicable lmao
>>564105196>respect>video gamesyou lost the plot
>>564105393Ok so do you have a job?
>>564105196based hostie
>>564105196>Pointing down at PvE
>>564105196Elden Ring's release and the explosion of its popularity opened my eyes to just how BAD and fucking stupid redditors are. You guys are all bad and stupid too but not like them. Redditors are childless dad gamers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBl7uujbL0>erg meetup
>>564104939>>564105509>>564104042got his ass
>>564105393cc posted their games and they played like 10+ a day
>LEGENDARY GAMER LET ME SOLO HER
>>564105905Kill yourself, troontinx.
Thank you for ignoring those black bars on the webm btw I forgot to disable them
is it invalid if I play wylder for all 100 games? i don't want to play raider since i'm not gay...
>>564105393>>564105529in order to have MY respect you must be working at least 100 hours a week.
>>564105921noice
>>564106038But playing Wylder makes you doubleplus gay?
>>564105196>black bars
>>564106038Yeah sure
>>564104976>you could just outlevel>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT"Comfy brackets" were always a myth all the 150 retards were at 150 because they wanted to have an advantage over the 125 spergs, which in turn created the 165-175s and so on, every fucking bracket had fight clubs, to this day redditors are fighting in arena at max level, get the fuck out
>>564106116>full set of armour is gayer than shirtless buffmanok buddy
>>564106202Nah, when I did what I said I just ended up getting pulled into normal co-op instead of faggotry.
>>564106116Every fucking non chink Raider has a gay ass name
>>564106202truth nuke
just discovered there's a blue green green chalice for duchess that i never bought kill me now
>>564106521
>>564106212Are there raiders who don't wear the havel set? Are they retarded?
>>564106521I'd laugh at you but I fucking hate the chalice system so much it's unreal
>>564106671I wear darkness raider. I love that massive skull.
>>564106957I'm sorry, I legally have to diagnose you with mental retardation for not wearing the Havel set.
>>564107084I'm not transitioning so it has no interest for me sorry.
>>564106671the onion set is the best though
>>564106957it's so chonky
>>564106521>not having everyone's chalices bought
I remember people shitting on me for having a relic set that was a mix of HP/negation and damage. and now the highest winstreakers literally just stack maximum hp on every relic. Looks like that's another internet debate won by yours truly.
>>564107540I played with one of the worst Executors ever today and he had three maximum HP relics, he three barred at the initial camp and wanted to fight a red red wolf at level 3
>>564107540Devil relics: phys12 HPx3Zrada relics: don't remember Practice relics: Vig6 HPx3CC relics: abysmal
>>564107140This got me good lmao>>564107142Onion set? Believe it or not, retarded.
>>564107741>Devil relics: phys12 HPx3I'll never not believe this dude isn't a relic cheater unless all 2000 hours of gameplay is posted online.
>>564106038Wyldgawd is the strongest honest character. Don't let jealous off-meta losers psyop you. He's still melee at the end of the day.
>>564108028>Honest>Rechargable anti death and easiest access to the strongest negation
>>564107741cc runs the respec for max hp. Also how can you have a bad set for duchess, restage is broken.
>>564108249>rechargeable anti-deathNot in Night bosses and Nightlord (hardest content)>strongest negationThat's full HP negation?
>>564107881>I'll never not believe this dude isn'twhy you do this
>>564108449Successive has higher negation numbers than full hp retard
>>564108525double negatives should be easy to follow for native english speakers.... unless...?
>>564107540Yeah I remember the fags trying to tell me phys negations and increased max health were le bad lol. I never changed my builds because I won all the time and knew those idiots were wrong.
>>564108580Yeah but full HP is always active, "retard" ?
>>564107881Do you people really care about cheating that much, even with the cheated relics you have to know how to dodge in D5, don't you?
>>564106607Sex with this girl SO BAAAAAD
what would be so wrong about storm assault on a gs the banisheds literally do that
>>564108658This place is full of psuds that think they are smarter than they are but are actually full of shit, much like reddit.
>>564108701No one cares bro we all mastered this game months ago. >>564108768Banished Knights are him though, you aren't.
>>564108667I think he meant strongest as in objectively has the highest numbers. and wylder can easily activate successive buffs with grapple and the bleed skill
>>564108637it doesnt work if you make it triple, silly
>>564108701yes. If I didn't care about cheating then whats the difference between playing a video game versus opening up a png that says "you win"?
>>564109186False equivalence because Nightreign doesn't gift you the win if you cheat relics
I'm a silly cornball
>>564109353we know terrjeet
>>564108658Based and retard ignoring pilled
>>564108701Cheating is one of the only thing I'll block people for. I also think VERY few people cheat. I have 0 people blocked.
They should add cosmetic pets to Nightreign
They should add more new players to Elden Ring
>>564110175Melina pet when? WHEN?!
>>564110175you're already playing three mmos at the same time
I think a dedicated jump button adds nothing of value to the Souls formula.
gg horse, weird one
gg horse, kinda dysfunctional i wonder where practice is going
>>564111151epic birb
>>564110098I have seen cheated relics like 6 god rolls but I haven't seen classic cheaters in nightreign yet and I play mostly with chinese players, I do remember one retarded Executor with a furry profile using the chainsaw glitch, he was arguing with another guy in his wall about it was his build (He three barred at Adel)
>>564111002>platforming and verticality to level design>offensive and defensive options>more dynamic movement especially in pvpYou are simply incorrect
>>564111002I'll bite your bait to just point out that adding jump attacks really fleshed out how fun and modular the weapon movesets can be and probably explains why I have played thousands of hours on only this game but on no soulsborne game before it
>>564111002bad take so people will make fun of you is always weird to see.
>>564111002
>>564111002Embarrassing post even if it is bait
>>564112659>>564111802you two should be boyfriends oh wait you already are
>>564111002I think it’s fucking absurd it took this long for it to be as free an option as it now. A jump button was for the best.
>>564112941I wish they were my boyfriends...
>>564109326you have to be braindead to still be losing with cheated relics bro
bringing a crossbow to ED gladius might not do much in terms of actual damage but being able to punish, even a little, every opening does wonder to prevent getting tilted
>>564111002all cap no fax. especially when nightreign perfectly evolves the movement of FS soulslikes
I have concluded that dormant rob is better than dormant candlestand because the latter's L2 is too high committal and more importantly rob is better for dancer who is a run ender herself.
>>564107881I have 1200 hours and I have phys attack +11 x3 max hp so I can believe it. I also have phys attack +12 and x3 physical damage reduction
Cool hitbox porn
>>564113431whore
>>564114580Hey it’s pot-anon calling kettle-anon a whore
2/3 turned into 1/3
>>564112941
>>564114580Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Quite fond of the land squirt ashes but it should summon 5 or more
>>564114696I don't whorepost>>564114921I am a real life wife
>>564115153no-irony this, my favorite spirit summon colosseum matches were the ones with the crowd summons like the nobles and the monkeys and it was like a big battle in there, good good times!
>>564115164You do though. You keep trying to get attention from anons here even though you’re married. Weird behavior.
>>564115164That doesn't sound like a no
>weapon clanks against wall>enemy weapon phases through wallgood game design im a thirdie brb going to hang myself
>Impassable Greatbridge*passes*
>>564115531>something associated with Fraudahn is fraudulentCases in the thousands...
>>564101384>>564100204>>564099719I do like shooters and I was alright at Dota and LoL but the thing that turns me off Deadlock was the autistic movement spamming with crouch sliding and climbing and jumping and wall climbing, nah I ain't doing this shit I'm not 16 any more.
>>564115643Millions, even…>>564113431>>564114921>>564115457>>564115164Behave or I’ll get the belt
>>564115434I get that you're upset but in reality it's just anonymous free silly entertainment shared between me and him both, and it makes us giggle a whole lot honestly, but you only see it your way because you're kind of an incel, so I wish you many boyfriends to fix you and to share your own sense of humour with and then you'll understand a bit better maybe!
Now what? Any queues going on?
>>564116202Whatever you say whore
>>564116392they are dating btw
>>564116392>left Undertroons>right Duchess with str respec and dawn skin
I haven't seen a single Everdark in 10 games, what the fuck is wrong with D5 lately
>>564117050I prefer being called an Undietard please respect my pronouns.
>>564116392Is this some kind of discord troon injoke
>>564116392i'll queue if you don't mind me testing stuff
>>564116202You blew his unwashed asshole out ….
>>564117212By my experience they all migrated to D2
>>564117828I did not need this imagery
>>564118037>>564117828freak fly brown starfish
>trish in qnever mind
>>564118556gayyy
I want a fat sissy revenant wife
>>564118360gg ergie knights
Why are there so many trannies in /erg/ now? What went wrong?
>>564118958weird post
>nowRose-tinted cuck post o algo
erg was always the tranny containment for dsg
>>564117828>>564119631>>564119716jej
>>564119832until dsg ACKd itself?
who else would post in a game's general 2 years after its failed dlc released
>dsg's fire fades into darkness>erg languishes in deathless perpetuitylike potery
>>564120657someone should make a lore video
>>564120657i wasn't prepared to cry...
good run dreg
why are you pointing down
Am I mentally ill if I just blocked this fucking pair of faggots for spamming evergaols, we didn't do the castle because these subhumans speedran almost every single evergaol in the map
gg. nice random holy star fists drop at the end
>>564121090they sound like my kind of people, i wish erg was more pro gaol
>>564121090Did you win?
>>564121090>>564121210I'd replicate the Practice Trish incident if that happened to me.
>>564121084I point down at PvE
>>564121090i make a mental note of whoever hoards the keys>>564121210hi
>>564117389All I know is that those medieval anime girl pictures make /v/ really mad for some reason
>>564121210I used to run gaols on my caster builds but even then we ended up only knocking out 2ish per run on erg. Better to just run another line of spell school or element+2 or something.
>>564121613I t-pose at pve
I think I'd play more if I could post here without having to spend 15s on captchas every post
>>564122112buy the goy pass
Thanks, but you're the cutest femboy I've ever seen
>>564119832Other way around idiot>>564120657Learn to spell
>>564121565I have noticed lately that practice has been stealing all the keys before i can get them, so he probably isn't a fan of them>>564121784I dont actually intentionally go for gaols in my builds, but I've got some good relics with them
im so sick of these dogshit retard faggots with 30 hours trying to lead the routing
>>564121613based>>564122032reddit
>>564122649If you're in depths with them then they're on your skill level.
>>564122310>after this place got hackedluhmeow
>>564122748BAD GOY
>>564122649@Belan
>>564121708I really do wonder why that is
>>564122649couldn't be me
>>564122649mfw Belan pings the most obvious nearby church/boss when we're all already moving towards it
>>564122697
Nah belan U really gonna take that???
>>564123224gg thanks for the staves!
I need a mod that tells me when I have a chinaman duo so I can save myself the time and leave the game.
>>564123165isn't that normal? just letting the others know that he is moving there.
>belan's ping routing
>>564123165Sometimes I do this just to be annoying
ping me one more time you fucking shit
>>564123691Brat
You are always annoying avatartroon...
>>564123650When people do it it's a good way for me to signal to them when I'm done with whatever side quest I'm doing (ex getting something from a merchant or breaking a statue or checking a rise/tower) and let them know when I'm running back to the group
>>564123165>>564094760I look like this too btw
>>564123818weird that some are nitpicking this behaviour or see it as being annoying when it's just... being communicative in a normal way?
>>564123165I do this.To let people know I'm staying with them.
>>564104469It was very much active.
>>564124167that's what happens when you are spanked as a child
>>564121090What's so great about the castle anyway? You still get passives at evergaols.
>>564124497I don't like going into the nightlord with 2 empty weapon slots
>>5641244975-6 loot orbs for weapons you will potentially use to hit the nightlord, all in close proximity. Vs gaols which rarely give weapons. Past level 7, items are more important than levels and will scale you up faster, resulting in more overall loot orbs.
>>564124167don't forget where you are
luv me loot orbs
>>564124167I don't care if other people do it desu
>>564124497>5-6 loot orbs vs a bunch of shitty loot orbs with only 2 lines most of the timeWOW 10K RUENS AT LEVLE 15, EPIC!!1!!!!!
>>564121090Nightreign players sound like fuckin faggots
>>564125568Yeah, base ER players are so heckin' based and not salty and mentally ill at ALL
>>564125685bloodhound step was so bvsed oh my sovl
>>564125124real, forgive me.>>564124497the castle is just the best POI since even at its worst (trolls), you still can get 4+ loot orbs in one place. evergaols are great and i do it all the time if it's en route to our next destination but it's never the main priority, i just hate those people who take keys and never ping or open gaols no matter what.
>>564125685>>564125772
>>564125685this but unironically
>>564126076knightbro has suffered a lot in stormveil...
>>564125685>Dual bleed Antspurs with BHSUhh based?
well that was some inhumane levels of dps, the ED D5 goat got butchered faster than a base game D0 goat gg
>>564123691>>564123790Needs correction…
>Nightreign doesn't have a class that floats around like the Pursuer from DS2No buy.
>>564126564>want to do fun roll attacks with a colossal sword>godfrey's axe with charge negation on iti can't say no to that...
Did everyone (randoms that is) forget about the castle ping etiquette, e.g. pinging the river part to signal you want to check the basement, etc? I haven't seen anyone do that so its a coin flip on where the leading guy will go
>>564127058godrick's axe*
>>564127165i saw someone do this
>>564127541hostCHAD spinning in furrysissies
wew. gg big dogs. That was a close one.
>>564127541What the fuck is that puke-inducing monstrocity on the bottom right, holy shit
>>564127541reminds me of that one dsg guy that was posting 100 webms of him doing this shit or whatever
>>564127541I'm not a fan of abusing glitches but I'll admit it was justified here
>>564127702gg hotdoggies! My heart is racing! We did it though <3 My ult ran out right before I threw the last spear, I was so scared.
>>564128082The panic that flowed through my body, when I needed to do a second hit to pick one of you up and my character just stood there for a second, was immeasurable. I'm not sure what happened. I might have ran out of stamina in that moment. But with good luck, I was still able to get the second hit off before the dogs pummeled me.
^shit nobody cares about
>>564128557You're pointing to yourself.
>>564128481You did great clutching up there. I was about to scream when I thought I failed, but Sebastian pulled through just as I died.
>>564128557True>>564127887Haha yeah I wonder who that guy could have been and where he is now such a mystery
>>564128082>>564128481you may kiss the bride
>>564126076>Those giant pots in stormveilI mean the invader is a twink too with that fucking halberd but this is fucking pathetic
>>564128557You made him seethe right on the spot
>>564128557
>>564129256what are those gay ass clown shoes
>>564128930halby is from siofra doe
so anyways hows the weather?
>the ergies are not aware of what kind of war torn place stormveil is
>>564130096it's raining!
>>56413009644° and partly cloudy
>>564128481>>564128557>>564130135the freak went fly
>>564130135oh, my sweet summer child...
>>564130135The ergoyim
>>564130230Is it also night?
gg third normal adel in a row... what the helly
>>564130830Why tf are you guys fighting normal adel, should I retvrn to the pw
>>564130619You're beautiful
>>564130830>>564130997I've only played like 9 password games and I think 3-4 of them have been Adel and only 1 of those was ED.
>>564130997DoN bosses are randomized. Have you not played since launch?
When I jerk off in bed I never clean up after
>>564130778of course
>>564131325Show cock
>>564131325
>>564131325>>564131418This
>>564131325clean up?
>>564131234No no I know that, I mean why the fuck do I get all EDs and consecutive dreglords at D2-3 while D5 pw players do the ez boss...I dropped the game for a couple months around ED Caligo's release because FS is yet to come up with a better bossfight than ED Fulghor, it was all too tiresome
>>564131325You don't even slurp it?
>>564131594There's probably some kinda rotation, some days it's all balancers/greg too
>>564131594Rng means that getting the same boss 5 times in a row is exactly as likely as getting a different boss every time 5 times.
>>564131962That's if all the boss rates are equal which they aren't
rolling attack passive stacking is pretty good against ED dogsi might have a build that works well against any boss in the game now, nice
>>564132159go on then, post the build
>>564132021Has fromsoft said they're not equal chances? Or did someone like datamine the code or something?
>>564132159even against augur?
>>564132159Do you not only play duchess? Like you go invisible at the start of the fight and it’s basically over
>>564130619wtf a friend of mine has a picture of his mom when she was young in this exact pose in his living room
>>564132428I doubt, we doubt
>>564132428is your mom marilyn monroe?
>>564132159You're not really "rolling attack passive stacking" when the drop rate of that is so low. Its just that you get one extra useable roll in addition to melee attack/two-handed attack/full hp attack
>>564132428It's a classic trope. Marilyn Monroe did it.
take out is here sorry
>>564132220it's just strength duchess but i was hitting 2k rollpokes with a gsgreatsword which dogs are resistant to>>564132323you can just roll poke the ground tentacles and full sprint away from nukes if it's normal augur>>564132614true but they're 28% on purples which is pretty good and i think scholar condemned have a chance to drop them
>>564132640>>564132570Ooooh I'm uncultured, I don't know about celebrities from 50 years ago.
>>564132649Damn you.
>>564132705I am jealous of your relics
>>564132640uh, that's ana de armas
>>564132764we can tell
>>564132263Datamined. Balancers is basically twice as likely, greg is slightly higher than normal, the rest are equal with 50/50 ED at D5.
>>564132649What'd you order this time?
>>564132764You are but that's ok it's why I'm here. She fucked JFK.
>>564132649slop
>>564127541I would argue he didn't lay down the beat down hard enough
so many culture in erg
>>564132929Interesting
>>564133052trve... fat american... fat euro... fat south american... so diverse...
>>564132705I was rolling coll swords for a while but I just went back to a normal survivalmaxxing build. I got all my "must bonk with big metal stick" energy out.
>>564130619Cupcake does this at the spirit spring
>>564133161the ergiyogurts are skinny
choayo choayo
>>564132705>max hp duchess>zomgy womgy I’m so creative and have invented a super chungus build!
>>564132929Oh actually I forgot augur is half as likely at D5. So they're evenly split besides him and the DLC.
>fat
>>564132937tiken and rice
>>564132705Roll pokes on dogs? fair enough but when i go phys duchess i just use fists and hit them normally
Looks like the password is a little... Mmmm. Deader!
>>564133349fat tits and ass are nightreign culture
the rates are 16% birds, 11% dreg, 7% heolstor, 5% augur, 10% everyone else
anyone who is blue and doesn't parry is my mortal enemy. please mate, carian ret and buckler are like 100000 frames
I have fought balancers 6 times in my last 100 games (all ED) and dreglord 22 times. I’m getting pretty bored of dreglord
>>564133708I'm in danger...
>>564133308He didn't say that
>>564132159Turns out Duchess is pretty good against all bosses!
>>564133930>i might have a build that works well against any boss in the game now
Whenever I hear the word Duchess I think of the fast food place and their Big D...
>>564133052
>>564130096The forecast is calling for a significant amount of flying freaks…
>>564134163Who is this gilded female?
>>564133228This has been fact checked as true
>>564134245Sabrina Carpenter.
>>564133708I get ghost parries as blue all the time. Attack just whiffs through me and enemy isn't parried. Host changes nothing.
>>564132953Who didn’t do that lol
>>564134245that's miranda lambert
>>564133161and of course… the /dee ess jeet/ element… fat jeet…
>>564134163>>564134245Ok I didn't know about Marilyn Monroe but I do know this is Sabrina Carpenter when she did her based callout of some chimp allahu ackbar nagger shithole 3rdworlder did some ape hoot.
>>564133708I keep trying to and it just never fucking works for me, I can parry just fine solo or even in ER pvp with latency, but NR specifically will just go "lol, lmao" at my parry input even if its frame-perfectMakes me mad as FUCK in crucible castles
>>564133708I’d rather just damagemax
>>564134310>>564134361I don't think this woman has done carpentry.
>>564133708>Brooo just risk getting 1 bar by parrying it'll be heckin' aura farming
>>564133708>NEETchud practices for hundreds of hours in the practice mod to acquire a skill that’s pointless unless he’s blue
Alright faggots I'm reinstalling Nightreign haven't played since the DLC hit get ready for me to fuck up your games
>>564134117You blew that freak the fuck out
>>564134591I believe in you.
>>564131325>>564131418>>564131457>>564131596>>564132428Stop being weird for the love of god you’re making me so uncomfortable I don’t like this
Holy heckin' chungus we are so back flocksisters
>>564134591Not if I counter-fuck up yours!
>>564134591Terr is reinstalling!
>parry bbh in trio>tickle him with some r1 and crit>switch to skill spam>shred him in 10 secondsSame goes for bloody basterds. Unless you specifically built crit in trios like a retard it's not worth it, especially if your team doesn't 3 bar
>>564134694Non-slurper detected
>>564134752Good luck I heard Executor deflect got buffed so I'm gonna have his special sword out 24/7 whiffing deflects the entire run you'll never be able to make up for how shit I am
>>564134779please don’t jinx it and bring that curse down on our heads
>>564134817I played with a retard in D3 or D4 who was called "letmeparrythem" against Balancers, he had full crit relics and he had a meltdown when I took a riposte from him one time and quit, it was insanely funny
>>564134591You ARE valid
>>564134858Are u even d5
>>564134858That sounds fucking dreadful, I'll queue
>>564134556You guys will cry NEET at anything nowadays. jesus christ
>>564134858It feels really good you'll have fun with it if you use the cursed sword perk. >>564135083He just needs to be at least D3 to be pulled up to D5.
>>564135330he can still matchmake it will just downscale the game to d4
>>564135445I've been playing on the password as D3 and getting D5 games if the other 2 are D5 that is.
>>564135330No, if 2/3 are D5 then even at D1 you’ll be pulled up to D5
>>564135581gg glintblade gangthought we'd nuke mogh before phase 2 lol
>>564135889Does it give you more izzat for playing at a higher depth level? Or is the number gain fixed
>>564133708Why blue?
gg birds, rolling attacks is definitely a guaranteed passive on scholar drops >>564133308>max hp duchess>look inside>no max hpcurious
>>564136109Oh neat. Thanks for corrected info.>>564136154It gives me +250, so 50 extra and I also lose the full amount if we lose.
>>564136193he must be player one
that was a fun balancers game
>>564136428>>564136240it wasI tried to job it by hitting the windows button right as the pink one teleported in on me and exploded but we still won
>>564136193blue is the host
>>564136193i blue myself
>wow guys using strenght weapons on strenght duchess! so creative!
>>564134407You need aggro for parrying to be consistant. Any time I try to be epic and parry while the enemy is flinging its shit around at other players I get my sixth sense burned.
>>564136980Stop being so negative. Where is your joy and whimsy
>>564134438what's more damage than having the boss stay still for like 10 whole seconds for everyone to wail on?
>>564136980cry about it
>>564136980it's actually quality duchess
kek gg balancers. sorry for spilling my spaghetti. I really thought we cancelled the phase transition so I didn't have my weapon 2handed to guard the spear rain
>>564137058no need to reply to the latinx
Guys I am making a build using "dormant power helps discover Reapers" and it's really powerful if you stack "Skill attack power" wowwww
gg calypso
>>564136980we won thougheasily I might add
>>564137120Are you a girl?
>>564137318no.
>>564137240I am using "dormant power helps discover greataxes" on a non-respec'd ironeye and then come to the thread to complain about my drops being shit all run
>>564137120would you like to play rabbit and steel with jobbers
>>564137130gg no worries
>>564137254Damn, I almost had a no-fall run. But Caligo had to ruin it in the end. The frustrating thing it, I deliberately reminded myself to avoid the ice exploding after the tail whip during phase 1. But in phase 2, when it actually mattered, I forgot for just a fraction of a second, and pressed the dodge button just a teeny bit too late.
>>564137364thinking emoji
Pretty latent
>>564137254You remembered one of the nightlord wrong names we came up with!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uA_x78LEyj8
>>564136240I know you’re trying to be funny with this rolling attack stuff but it’s honestly just coming off as wow duchess is unexpectedly good nonsense
>shorts
>>564137781>wow you can use strenght weapons on strenght duchess, stack passives and do damage?!Dogshit cc takes as always
>>564138043Stop being mean
>>564137842thispants are better
What is this weird cc slander going on
>>564137778>jeansKino. Post more.>>564137318She belongs to me back off.
>>564138292You her boyfriend?
>cc trying this hard to just play wylder without picking wylderbashful...
>>564138267Imagine if Practice posted here and had to tell you about every variation of Iron Eye they played and how this one is totally outside the box. And then you look at the build and it’s just iron eye
Exiting queue to take a shit. Wish me luck, gang.
>>564138504I'll also be taking a shitGood luck!
>>564138504goodluck, paint it black.
>>564138504Make sure you're getting enough fiber and if you're not try metamucil.
>>564138504>>564138552>>564138576yeeeeee that's what I wanna read
Guys! Did you know. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. I whisper it in your ear. …………….duchess is good.don’t tell anyonethis is our little erg secret
>>564133708>just host bro
>>564137781>>564136240>>564138043>>564138784Except its not even good your stamina bar is too low to use those, fists are just better in every way.
>>564138784the ergnigmas have started......
>>564138367xhe needs the fraud dodge and recovery iframes
>>564131325my husband used to be like that but he used the sock method
What was the last build you used in ER?
>muh husbandStopped reading right there.
>>564139420Str int
the sock method is a basic male skill come on guys
>>564139453Definitely 1 of the top 5 worst posters in this thread
>>564139513Seems unsanitary
>>564139554List the top 5 worst and best posters
why did you guys go for the other trolls first when you could just kill the one that has the gallows as the shield?
>>564139513I never understood this or needing lube to wank. I now know the lube is because Americans have dry dicks or something while I’be never bothered learning what the sock is about
>>564139695sybau
>>564139595only if the big-nosed tribe took away a piece of your foreskin
>>564139420i dont remember
gg women rare triple duchess
>>564140082Woman on woman violence
gg duchess gangrare sleep torch vs godskin noble
>>564139372>>564139729>>564139513Using a sock is gross and weird
>>564139453you can't unread it!
>>564139695idk man i wonder that myself, even when someone accidentally aggroes courtyard ppl still go around and fight bridge troll and get bombed instead of jumping spiritspring to gallow trolleven ppl with 999+hr do that its like a tradition i guess
>>564139729because a lot of amerimutts are mutilated on birth>>564140313>>564139372>>564139513why not just wipe it up with tissues like a normal person?
Using an erg girl
>>564140397As a pillow?
I want to be a girl...
>>564140553we know cc you're a girl in my heart
>>564138552>>564138576>>564138614>>564138626Thanks for the encouragement. It was a little dry. Clay-like consistency. It made clean up take while. And then I took a short break for my butthole to relax. rejoining queue now.
>>564140474Yeah. Sometimes I'll be a bed for an erg girl if she wants
gg dragon
>>564140553What would you do if you were a girl?
>>564140685Dress up
how can i do winged knight twinaxe skill in er
>>564140730You can dress up now you know
>>564140764Fire prelate set
>>564140363Some people just refuse to improve. It's hopeless out here
the ergroomers are at it again
>>564141197Mush left though
>>564139420*sigh* faith againI wanted to do fth/int but realized too late my chosen class starts with like 9 int and the climb to get at least 30int is too steepGood ideas chase me but I'm always faster...
>>564141237yes but terr didn’t
>>564141197>i want to eat pizza>ok eat pizza groom’d
>>564141398He left too
>>564141308I'm currently between two builds I want to make: a RL137 battle sorceress and a RL80 version of my main faith build.Just thinking about playing the game all over again and writing their lore makes me tired.
>>564141308there isn't a single class that starts above 9 on both except wretch, and it's only 10
>>564140685Suck every bwc on erg
>>564141709Slut
>>564141685Do you actually write down lore for each of your characters? I just kinda vaguely imagine the gist of their deal and figure out the rest in-game>>564141693Misremembered vagabond stats, my badI guess that soothes away some of my pain, still have to respec I guess, everything about my characters is deeply suboptimal
whorish mongrellettes bossfight
>when cleanrot does the iconic church spears move from the balancer
gg hey-holster
gg fortnite lord
>>564142336gg comfy game
>>527079461Did this guy ever come back because i still fap to these every so often
I would like to become ungbalhow to become?
>>564142521I'm convinced some of you are shilling your own channels here since I have no idea who half the people you mention are
>>564142521divine confetti
>>564142494>>527079461I'm a mommy ara ara enjoyer and even I find this slop this disgusting, get some taste jesus christ
>>564142051>Do you actually write down lore for each of your characters? I just kinda vaguely imagine the gist of their deal and figure out the rest in-gameThis game has so many different factions, enemies and areas that I feel like it would be a waste to not explore them. I also like to think that all my characters exist within the same reality, it's a great way to spice things up.
>>564142574I dont care about non ungba channelsthey are boringungba just makes money from no damage bosseshow cool is that?
good loots, gg harry
>>564142834That's based, I'd love to see them and read about them
>>564142051The only way to optimize int/fth is overlevel, minimum 168 in terms of meme levels
>>564142834Do you ship any of them?
Died to a lot of dumb shit. But I'll try not to let it get to me this time. Going to chalk it up to being a bit rusty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qrkhm2V0FQwould a similar video today get many views?I wonder what type of video would get similar views today
>>564142953I'm way over that already, but its a seamless save so who cares about meme levels anyways teebeeaych
>>564142932Nyo...>>564143003Just two of them. It's easier to write about rivalries instead of romance.
>>564142953>int/fththese are opposite statsyou can't have both lol
>>564143134cute
>>564141237Mush was seen in the queue yesterday.
>>564143134Ey, maybe eventually. If they're cute I could draw them
>>564143068>>564142864I don't think he makes as much as you think he does
>>564143245Next you'll say Shifty was here
>>564137510>>564143612he was though
solasido on the telly
>>564142348How
>>564143578he makes like 2-3k I think
>>564143068ng+7 rl1+0 all bosses hitless wr
we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
>>564144404Beach boys?
>>564144482yes, what do you listen to while 'reigning
>>564144349that sounds too hard even for ungbal
>>564144241Oh wait nvm I didn't know his videos hit millions wtf thats quite insane. I never watch them anyway he's good at the game but probably tries for hours until he gets the perfect run to clip it.
>>564144596the weird thing about his channel is they watch it because it is ongbalhe can play any game and it will get equally as much views so he basically has infinite contentcan even play way older releases and it will get top viewsI wish I would become ungbbalhe makes like 10k+ if he uploads long videos too which is pretty good
I know Im trash, but what even hit me here
All that good loot for normie libra, oh well ggs
gg normal gote, my temu reduvia didn't work out, 'cause of the whole HP cost thing.
lol didn't know that i had shared order gomen ggs
>>564143021lol
>>564144893just surge sprint away to avoid halberd balancer's ult
>>564144534four seasons
SteamDB shows a massive patch planned for this thursday
>>564145109they are adding mush as everdark heolster lol
>>564145149easiest boss ever in that case
>>564145149Mush fights for justice and good not the evil night
>>564144893epic backswing
>>564140827It's not the same
don't talk about yourself threadpest
>>564145245agp?
>>564145014Sprinting away is enough and uses less stamina.>>564145195Trvth.>>564145226Bait.
Funny how Nightreign makes you hate bosses you never even thought about in the base game. Like all the mounted enemies are shit, I hate them, ancestor spirit I hate, red wolf radagon. They all feel like they just never stay in one place especially in trios, though Nights Cavalry is worse solo hate it.
>>564145330>first thing to do as a girl is dress up yes
>>564144893The grab landed, but failed for whatever reason, and you took damage from it.
Damn, all this power wasted on base Caligo.ggez
GgDunno why I picked wylder
are there anons as good as ungbal here?do you upload your gameplayif you are as good and dont upload, why?
>>564146601Why not pick wylder?I think I'm going to use him against Caligo next time. Since I think I finally get how to cancel the crystal. I'm going to try it out. Might fail horribly in the attempt.
>>564144893I fucking hate balancers
>>564146730I have like 20 games as wylder. I forget the hook is there 90% of the time and I keep flubbing it for successive
>>564143068It's less about impressive skills and more about novelty. Everything has been done to death already. It's a single player game with limited and finite content
>>564146928so it is impossible to make interesting elden ring content today? so there is no hope till elden ring 2 or the switch pvpve game?
>>564146906Me on the right
>>564147070Yes.
>>564144893>>564146889They combo'd their attacks so much you can't dodge all of them, you probably had to ult to iframe and get them off your ass
>>564146730>Why not pick wylder?Because he's just a worse Executor
>>564147070Yes but also its not something you get overnight, you gotta be consistent with it to stay in the algorithm and keep pumping out slop while begging for subscribes and likes and then get lucky on top of that.
>>564146730>why not pick babymode cheats death tee hee boring technically 3 bar knight man
>>564147169Said no one ever.
>Why not pick the BEST melee that mogs your character*
>come back to the thread to find people talking shit about my pingsthen fucking ping yourself, I don't want to do it I keep changing my mind it's so stressfulmany newfriends and returnees don't ever ping and I end up having to route myself just by seniority, at least contest my pings I'll be happy to go wherever you want unless I really need a smithing stone 2
So it finally happened. Did you know that when you stand near certain enemies, as they're in the middle of getting riposted by your team, they can "fall" on you, dealing damage? It's seriously one of the most bullshit things in the game. When I discovered this, I thought "one of these days, this is going to get me killed". Well, I didn't get killed by falling riposte damage, but my teammate did. And I *almost* died. But survived thanks to a large HP bar.
>>564147302Some are calling this the best post in thread so far
>>564147407>belanjeet melty>>564147453least desperate samefag duchtroon post
queue
>>564145771red wolves were notoriously hated in er just like royal revenants. we also don't have radagon's wolf with the sword.
>>564147440clip it
>>564147440Typically happens when someone crits a big misbegotten and you stand near it
They're gonna change continuous hp loss to continuous hp loss below max hp and you're gonna regret all those cekino relics you sold.
>Be Wylgdawd >Just good enough to be meta but not "OP" like Duchess/Ironeye>cause seethe from both sub-meta cucks like exejet and raidgroid and insecure top meta shitters that don't need to learn the gameFeelsgoodman.
>>564147861>Implying everyone doesn't just sell those relics instead of keeping them in their inventory
>>564147981did you have a stroke
>>564148014Elaborate
>>564147864>not "OP" like Duchess/IroneyeRetard
>>564148059read the post again, it's not implying what you said
wyldsaars are melting down again, such a sad sight
>All those (you)sHe won
>>564136881explain this>>564138991
gem it
Wylder cummies in Recluse and Duchess tummies.You do the math
GGs base caligo. Tougher fight this time, since we didn't get prime loot. I'm still a little unsure on the optimal path around the castles. I try to recall the route Practice takes, but I don't have it memorized.>>564147832Yeah, it was a big one, and red too. So extra damaging.
>>564147981>>564148059the erglodytes no longer have reading comprehension it's over just shut it down already
>>564150167ggs we did get a lot of legendaries strewn around everywhere though. Also I put on this grief zdps build instead of the balancers because I already did that last game xd
>>564149945math say theres thousands of dsgers
>capeslop look but want lore accurate gameplay>every single myth has the boomerang hammer so smithscript is non-negotiable>also lightning from the hammer, not just from the hands>smithscript can't be buffed, and can't use lightning slash>thunderbolt is useless, would never use it over the throw>electrocution also feels like a copout>only option is a gimped dex build with lightning infused stormcaller and cr2, maybe some buffsMike did me dirty. Thanks for reading my blog.
I'm talking bout dat dstriple aight
>>564150886this fact makes ergoyim shake in their boots
>>564151231gatsu
>>564152401Chuds and goyim are natural enemies but only because the goyim can't stop proving the Jews right.
quoppphow did this guy get so popular?same with the let me solo her or wuteva guyis it the headgear thing? if you look silly you get 100k+ subs?
>>564152696Literally who?
GgR*xy I honestly don’t know what that rev build is looking for. Is it just something you were trying out for adel?
Gonna play dota today, dotards
>>564152909OwO rare Shanalotte
>>564153071grim.
>>564152696Let me solo SAAR's fame was from all the redditards glazing that incredibly mid and overrated jeet. It actually tells us a lot about the average fromsoft community nowadays, they'd pay for a game to let someone beat one of the hardest bosses for them. This is the absolute state of nu-fromslop casuals, From managed to draw in the casual crowd and earned the big bucks, if you think this is bad now wait till they eventually see the player diff of ER to Duskchuds.
>>564153082I want to skin you alive.>>564153246Trvke. Elden babies don't even want to play Elden Shart.
>>564153246wasn't he from /erg/ on release times?
if I see another gay ass nigger pulling out a halo scythe, I'm throwing the game
>>564154540no you won't, chuddy
>>564154540If they’re running dormant reapers then fine but if they aren’t then you’re a little baby
raped by wall award gg 3bug
>>564130998>>564131325>>564133228>>564133278>>564137318>>564140397>>564140553Enough with this dogshit offtopic spam you're such an incessant insufferable faggot good god. Why are you even here if you don't want to talk about the game?
>>564155525this place is a shithole why do you even bother?
When is S tier carry o’clock?
>watching some random streamer>chat says "theres thousand of us">laugh like a retard
>>564156097I used to do this with "struck a nerve". This shit used to be spammed here for no reason
helloI just bought nightreignwhat is waiting for me?
>>564157451fun times!
>>564157451Dead game, angry people, terr
>>564157494Terr uninstalled and left this place forever more
how does elden ring have higher playercount than nightreign?
>>564157565Saddos live in Elden ring even though it’s a painfully average game
>>564157565Bots
>>564157565more variety
>>564157565its a better game
>>564157551he still empties his bowels into the thread every once in a while doe
thanks fromthesda
>>564157565One of the greatest games ever so people play it
Hmm
>>564158896>the blocked/blocker
>>564158967Alas, I am the blocked. Time to go randoms then.
>>564159221naam?
>>564159221maybe just unlucky if the third player is lower depths (extended time) and cancelled matchmaking at the last moment
>>564159221You'll have the most fun that way don't sweat it.
>>564159273Shut your goddamn mouth
>>564157920what's confusing you?
>>564157920The game has been eating items for a while now. A bunch of my builds have night invader relics that have a throwing pots line and I do the jumping throw thing with them. Most of the time 1 jumping throw will eat both pots.
>>564160326It does it to me when the party opens a wizard rise and I go to collect the shards. I'll pick up 4 shards even if my belt can only hold 1, it feels awful deleting shards from the spellcaster by accident.
>>564159575Jobbed to mimic tear troll at start but bullied balancers so it was fun.
>>564159874the flesh he bought disappeared
>>564162031pumping
>>564162031>>564162108This has nothing to do with elden ring piss off
>>564162031I like your picture
>>564161912Top right of hollows? Thats a brutal start well done.
Might queue in a bit
Elden Ring feels very weird to play after playing Nightreign for 3k hours.
>>564163812True. ER feels sluggish and boring in comparison
>>564163812The input delay is so hard to get past. Like I look down on some deaths and my thumb is still held on the button
>>564163812>playing Nightreign for 3k hours.My condolences
>>564163812It's kind of sad how the crouch button alone makes ER the better game.NR is fun when playing gimmick classes like Ironeye or Executor, but anything involving actually swinging weapons feels like aids, specially the great and colossal weapon classes.
>>564164180Its a fun game to muck around in.
ironjeets are such fucking dead weight in a balancers fight
>>564164759They mark the bitch and I one shot the bitch, teamwork.
>>564164879in D5 and with a proper build everyone except for guardian and scholar is one shotting the balancers, he's dead weight
>>564164879>teamwork.real /erg/ites run off solo and parry the balancer that come after them
>>564164759very trvke. especially if the jeet is playing bow exclusively, staying far away without any projectile damage drop-off etc. You could play melee, I guess, but any melee character is better than him
>>564164074I totally forgot how to use the flasks and items lol.
>>564142494That's so hot I love AI slop, it's good for gooning. And that guy seems so earnest to gen for anon...
>>564152696Quoppp used to do ongbal level ER gameplay but with le funny editing and a trademark [looks at audience] between attacks to look badass or when something odd or impressive happens, like "you seeing this shit?"He also didn't talk for a long time so no one knew he sounded like an autistic korean, and didn't facecam for even longer so no one knew he's an italian mutt.
>https://x.com/maro_hades/status/2045798575461093525Why are Recluse mains like this?
>>564142494>>564165639What was it
>>564163812I try to play it recently but I was just like the banished knight in:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxAjPO46FN8
>>564165927omegakeks yeah it was like that for the first couple minutes. I could tell the other people in the lobby knew I was retarded.
>>564166023stroking
>>564165286he's pretty much the go-to pick for nigger frauds too scared to play the game properly, they're like casters without the damage to back up their playstyle. you'd think there'd be less of these specimens in D5 but nope, game is still full of 'em
Gg
>>564165698
>>564166425D5 is mostly people afraid to get into melee range, thinking you'd see less of the bow guy is retarded. I honestly don't get it, if you make it to D5 you can handle melee. Or you should be able to but almost everyone plays some variation of a pussy build in D5.
>>564166539Holy horror lobby except for tinpo he's cute
>>564167269gay
>>564167269she*
>>564166623Wouldn't know I play soul
>>564167335damn that third deep relic is nutty
>>564167323Is she a fat sissy revenant (male)
>"you should be able to melee every boss or you don't belong in D5!">proceeds to play wylder/duchess with a gorillion HP relics and only picking damage negation passives during the run
The live-action movie adaptation of #ELDENRING, produced by the studio A24 in partnership with Bandai Namco and filmed for IMAX, is slated for release on March 3, 2028.Production will begin in Spring 2026, and the full cast has been announced. Learn more: https://bnent.eu/EldenRingMovie
>>564167532All Rev mains are
>>564167521Its one of maybe 7 evergreen deep relics I favorited and it goes on every class that has a green slot. I never got the raider is bad in DoN memes, maybe everyone but me is playing him wrong.
>>564167616Hot.
I like skinny girls (female)
>>564167670he was pretty fuckin dogshit in DoN before the update, let's be honest
>>564167335you know +1 and +2 restoration on deeps relics override the base one on normal ones, right?
https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/2046212537365262509Pate's actor from DS2 is in the ER movie
>>564167573>Peter Serafinowiczholy shit that's pate's voice actor
>>564167793True, but the update was a few months ago at this point. >>564167847I'm using it for the stance damage when 2 handing effect, that is the secret sauce that breaks him wide open. Nothing can fight back against a running r2 into an r1 with that. You stagger everything.
>>564167537lmao found the ironjeet
>>564167987That effect is only 5% anon
>>564167573so who's playing tarnished, melina, ranni etc?
>>564167916>No Mogh, It's Nihilover
>>564167916>Sonoya Mizuno Ok so who did they race swap to be a Japanese girl
>>564167916it's doomed
>>564168331Jack Black
>Play with Chinese randoms>Open chest>Nothing appears for 5sYeah that's a no from me dawg.
>>564168153And that is enough, try it out you'll see what I mean.
Elden Ring m*vie full cast announcedhttps://x.com/ELDENRING/status/2046212511544836558https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/alex-garlands-elden-ring-theaters-3328-filmed-imaxr-production-underway-full-cast
>>564167916my nigga Pate is in! I wonder if Peter is going to be Patches in the movie or some other character like Kenneth Haight, I can't really picture him bald and squattingnow that I think about it, we don't even know if the characters from ER will be in the movie, it could very well be full of OC donut steels
