Previous: >>564063472>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Digitan LOVE
>ywn cook with your umamusume daughter
Tokai Teio is the mother of my children
KAWAKAMI PRINCESS
Good evening bros
if MANT killed /uma/, how come the Sunday Derby rooms filled up much quicker than during Unity Cup?
A delicious Dream Journey
>>564096648Soggy sheep
>>564096416What a nice Sunday
>>564096648
>>564096681because I'll do ANYTHING BUT more than one MANT run
suzukabros?
what a clusterfuck of a race, what was tha->niigatafucking hell
Taiki shuttle wins this week's mile race!Suzuka and Mambo close 2nd and 3rd!Medium in a 5 minutes!
>>564094575Agnes Catyon... hm.
anybody else get any of the shadowverse x uma crossover cards? they've gotten a lot more expensive than they were a few months ago but I thought it was pretty cool that a lot of them used the art for the support cards in-game
>>564096925This video is so powerful
There huge as fuck umas don't let my Flower pass I can barely see her...
anything but MANT run
>>564096681I put in two old unity aces for half my races
>>564096975was only able to join those 2 races so thanks for hosting
>>564097046
I wish there was some way in client to check trainee's sexual orientation. I hate wasting carats on lesbians.
>tfw no /uma/ bf to dress in his trainee's clothes and fuck their bussy for hours on end
>>564097191fix your heart or die
>>564097258THIS BUT JUST THE FORMER PART AND THE LATER PART COMES WITH TIME
Why is this game so bleak? Every trainee swears by carpet, which means they will all grow up to be quirky wine aunts in a dead bedroom lesbos situationship with 12cats as child replacement. That literally breaks my heart.
>>564096681you host them when church ends bwo
>>564096975Medium race is starting!
>uwaaaah i want an /uma/ bfYou fail to consider the smell.
>>564096774She's not
>>564097340hey
>Training options have been restricted.
>>564097510rickey........ hey
In those weird waifu discussions do people just ignore that Helios asks Ruby on a date like every single time shes on screenhttps://x.com/i/status/2045406631337562281
>>564097618Didn't get as many (You)s as you wanted the first time, huh?
>>564097009the eng version? yeah you're fuckedI got JP starter deck for like 8 bucks or something
>>564097510hi
>>564097519Succubus
>>564097585sorry I had to swoop in before I got jealous again
newfag here. is there a single heterosexual uma in the game?
>>564097258this. what's a guy gotta do to stuff a cute boy dressed like curren
>>564097487Umas would also have a really strong smell
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/PMvQsdhttps://jiggie.fun/PMvQsd
>>564097471Daiwa Scarlet wins the Medium race!Long Race in 5 minutes!
There's obviously a raid going ongo back from where you came from fags
>>564097781I didn't mind you swooping in though
>>564097504Drenched in tea
>game where all characters are women>expecting any to have a significant emotional relationship with a guy
>>564097791no. every uma's dream is to ride their torena's cock while making out and fingering another uma
My daughter is still so far away
>>564097879>pace#notmydaiwa
Discordsisters are mad, wonder what trigger them this time
>>564097921if you say so...
>>564097510hey
>Peek over at /vm/a>they're just talking about booksDo we like books too?
The goddess of victory keeps having me raped by the humilliation of defeat (this is bad)
>>564097879marveanon's neicha on 2nd
>>564097009>pretty cool that a lot of them used the art for the support cards in-gamethat's just being lazy and reusing assets. hope the cards in picrel turn out better
>>564098051I hate reading
>>564098025nothing to be jealous of umadacchi
marvelous sunday is showing me my umas are washed as hell
>>564098051I am rather fond of 1984, I haven't read it yet but big fan tho
>>564098051I don't know, you tell me, what's your favorite book?
>>564097981baka pace is the true way to play
>>564098051I love reading
>>564098051Yeah!
>>564098285I liked the lord of the flies when I read it in hs
>>564097879Long race is starting!
>>564098051does manga count
aw crap I forgot to join Marv Cupnow I can't defend my Dirt title
>>564098051Havent read much after I finished all 6 dune books
why vma steals /uma/ mems if they have their own board culture??
>>564098051The last time I remember reading a book was for my driver's license exam which I kinda skimmed but passed anyway
MEEGIRO~MEEGIRO~
>>564097120>>564097120
>>564098498Cause they are pedos
>>564098401Mihoyo Bourbon wins the Long race!Dirt Race in 5 minutes!
Bad mood 18th gate AGAIN!? What are the odds
>>564098498Anon your grammar....
hey stop wasting my images
>>564098768*smooches you*
>>564098719uh oh, kitasan black bros?
>>564098719uhhh endbros?
>>564098051I can't read.
>>564098712pedos here are also posting there??>>564098739drank
>>564098051I borrow books but I don't really read any of them...not sure what kind of genre I would like the most
>40 pulls away from Nishino Flower>No carats leftI don't want to have to use that...
>>564098498A lot of people crosspoast, their threads are very fun
>>564098164I mean, yeah, but I kinda like having a physical version of them nonetheless. The higher tier cards have unique art at least.
>>564098712uhhhh the pedos are here bwo
>>564098972>rolling without a sparkbwo?
>>564099047Its 4chan, everyone is.
>>564098972Bro... It's just the equivalent of 3 hours at work... You have to do it... If you miss out on her you will never get her again... People in /uma/ are going to be laughing at you bro...
sweaty motherly smell
>>564098768I posted most of the original ones here, just saying
>>564098972use it
>>564098719The last race for this week, the dirt race is starting!
>>564098719>mood>great>win
>>564099191I unironically think this and have bought that carat pack a few times already.
>>564099246Imagine the sweaty babymaking sex
>>564098734>Now 15th gate AWFUL moodRaces are RiGgEd today!
>>564099020time to bring the gay erp to vma
whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
Um, trackblazer bros?
>>564098051I used to read one book every 2 weeks during my university commute. It has been years now and I still have a pile of unread books that I simply cannot find the enthusiasm to get through
why are umas only capable of loving other umas?
>>564099461Do another fm run with subpar wit and zero speed rainbows...
>>564098282>>564098386I knew the overall gist of both 1984 and LOTF through their reputations for the longest time, but when I finally read them I was actually pretty disappointed in both.
https://x.com/ggs_cos/status/2045962047238603014I'm thinking RAPE
>>564099569Ok pedo
>Ug mega buhi lost to an SDAMN, that digitan REALLY wanted to sniff that Falco at the finish line.
>>564099264Agnes Digital takes 1st, Smart Falcon takes 2nd and another Agnes Digital takes 3rd!And with that, the races are over!This has been your host for the Marvelous Sunday Races wishing you a blessed and MARVELOUS week. Thanks for joining! See you next time! MARVELOUS!!!
>>564099538I died right at the end too
>yurinigger
That Trainer who made the post under me is practically asking to be raped haha.
>>564099715spherical bird can't stop taking Ls
it's time to admit that tosen jorden is one of the sexiest umas
>>564099715SHUT IT DOWN
>>564099818I don't find stupidity attractive.
>>564099715thanks for hosting marveanon
>>564099461kill myself in public while umamusume music is playing on my phone
>>564099715
>>564099818Banging retards is morally wrong anon
>>564099715thanks for hosting
>>564099715thanks for hosting, take care
>>564098768try and stop me you irish FAGGOT
Hachimi
>>564099715I hope you're feeling better this week bwo
>>564099715thanks for continuing to host one of /uma/'s traditions at this point
>>564099715falcorb bwos...
>>564099818all the gyarus are pretty sexy. we've known this
Bringing Kita and Windy because Oguri refuses to Cap speed despite +15% growth
>>564099938Ok which song doe?
>>564100064Falcorb is a VF term
So what did we learn this marvelous sunday
>>564100038wow wow wowyou're asking to get beaten with that language
>>564099818>>564099982>Banging retards is morally wrong anonAll women are retarded, your point?
Human status?
>>564096491okay so first things first it's fun to build, if you don't use any speed cards that is. because you quite literally just click two trainings (well you do that anyway but you know what I mean!!) so it's very simple mentally AND physically! and it makes you feel super duper productive since you're only training the relevant stats so that's always nice, who needs stam right? but genuinely that race was insane she just sped forward like some maniac without any additional accel but I think there was some velocity mixed in...either way! I recommend any and all dacchis to GUTS today! even if you lack...certain cards there are always substitutes. and and...it's an easy way to get Ug too! so you can be part of the kool kids klub, if you know what I'm sayin' ya ya ya!I hope you found my blog enjoyable you can subscribe by typing !subscribe or alternatively if you DON'T want to see any more of my blogs you can do !blockthere will be additional...content next timethank you lots again! awesome times yep!
>>564100202>my umas mood>awful>bad>awful>their umas mood>good>great>great
>>564100215I shall await a sweaty FAT irish person to arrive at my door, so I can welcome him inside so we can play some vidya or watch a movie.
Why would you ever want to be McQueen when you can be Ardan and actually breastfeed your club?
>>564099818if there weren't so many cute tomboys in this game, i'd be pulling for all the gyarus
>>564100271I will gutsmaxx for mile CM
>>564098051I don't have time to read books when I'm playing both versions of Umamusume But the last book I read was The Millennium Man from Isaac Asimov
>>564100241Jordan with the burgers going to the right places
>>564100340cutest teio artist
>>564100143destroy for dasein or umapyoi densetsu
>>564100162No
>>564099715was she a fraud all along?
I want to drink Twin Turbo sweat
>>564099898this is why you will die alone and umaless
>>564098282Golshi would say this.
>>564099818But Gold city is sexier, Dober is sexier? So many better
tosen jordan is not retarded, don't say that, that's rude
>>564100617I bet it tastes like blue gatorade
>>564100202Your luck will triple and your hair fall will slow down if you manage to win a race
>>564100276stop raping your trainees
>>564099818>torena, my head hurts like super bad. I think I've been thinking too much. can we fuck before practice today? your fat dick always like, numbs my brain, makes me all fuzzy and chill. I don't think I can practice today without a tranq shot from torena's cock.
>>564100510hmmmm
So I really like Opera. I got this idea in my head that the default Opera has a strong kit for CM12 but obviously NYopera's unique is better. So I'm trying to inherit it. This is the best I've got so far, and I'm pretty sure this isn't even enough skills to hit barcarole. I know some of you guys have tried this with Maruzensky and probably Oguri too. How hard is it actually to hit the unique inherit from a grandparent that's the same? Is it worth it to keep trying or are the odds really against me?
>>564100859Jordan deserves to get RAPED whilw wearing clothes that tight and short
>>564098051I think the last book I read was The Little Prince. I have a bunch of fairy tale collections from different regions I need to read though, Irish, Scottish, etc. and some chivalric stories like Orlando Furioso. The Ballad of the White Horse... I started reading Black Beauty too because of uma but kept getting distracted.
>>564100686I'll have to close my eyes and imagine that the next time I squirt gatorade in my mouth
>>564100950Your best bet is like 3 star both sides but odds are still low
>change my borrow uma>30 club points the next dayYay!
>>564100993Jordan would not look at a loser like yourself
>>564100950You have no affinity bonuses trying for an alt ult, even worse that you have to inherit thru a grandparent so goodluck
>>564100945No
>>563460575 An update for you, Endless Eight (sire - Maruzensky) has retired and will now stand stud, in 16 starts he won 6 times, 5 of those were G1 races, his final placement stats are 6-3-3-4, during the course of his career he earned 122 800 000 Yen in prize money
>>564099331
>>564101210bwo 7/27/25 is earlier than september...
>>564100945Of course that singapoorean loser lurks here.
>>564101210bro this pic really does look like they stole from that discord
>>564101312
How do I attract Super Creek if I'm a functional adult that isn't retarded and isn't a manchild?
ugh who the fuck are these men borrowing me over 10 times a day? seriously, it's so creepy.
>>564101472Forced meme, dober wouldn't say this
>>564096925nice to see she's still putting those racing shoes to good use after becoming a cripple
>>564096925Agnes Tachyon JOI would fucking kill me
>>564101442buy a 40k mini
>>564100945It's a 4chan term that VFnigger stole
>>564101512you're forced, cunt
>>564101674I wouldn't be surprised if he visited /uma/
Hey. I need you to give me an uma wife right now.
>>564101674truly a nigger
>>564101887as long as it's not an /uma/ wife, sure
>>564102014/uma/ boywife
men only need one thing
why are you guys shocked youtubers steal /uma/ terms, there's like 3 other youtubers /here/
>>564102126/uma/...boywife!!!
account brrrrrricked...
If I had a /uma/ boywife I would be 8 inches deep 3 hours a day
>>564102265
>>564102197it sure would feel nice...
Uma uma umya unya. Here comes your beloved
>>564101115>>564101150yeah I know the affinity is shit but I'm actually unclear on what exactly about it is changed by having the same parent. Do you just get 0 affinity from that branch of the family tree? Is affinity added on a per-branch basis, so like, I have way worse odds of getting stuff from the Opera GP specifically? Or is it just nerfed affinity for the whole inheritance?
bwos...
iof i had an /uma/boywife i'd let him sit on my lap while i do my MANT runs. my left arm wrapped around his tummy and a quick kiss on the cheek every once in a while
>>564101331HE IS NOT SINGAPOREAN STOP FORCING THAT SHIT
TL;DR: dont care didnt ask for your tranny discord shit of a MEDICAL SCHOOL DROP OUT
>>564102265-so hungry I could eat a HORSE
>>564100339Why would you ever want to be Ardan when you can be Ramonu and actually breasfeed your club without having glass legs?
>>564102587Bue would not say that
>>564101331>>564102553I have seen this exchange like 10 times and I laugh every time.
post something cute
Faruco...is...VFcore...?
>>564102482yes affinity is per branch 0 affinity from that branch to the trainee so only the base proc chance.Complete details in the gene guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>564102610why the fuck are feet so hot when they're in tights/socks/stockings
>>564102126>this is a man
>>564102187Name them
>>564102692because you want to cum on them and paint them white
>>564102636Shut up, CUNT.
>>564102794you're right but that's the effect. i'm trying to figure out what causes it.
>>564102641
>>564102512>4chan v>post starts with a 5 so it's obviously /vg/I hate larpers so much
>>564102782i know the didyooknowabout umamusume guy browses /uma/ and from what it looks like this fag from vf too, the third is another who apparently also played arknights and was a resident from their general, no idea about the name
>>564102904Will eventually get porn.
I'm sorry but I don't want to fuck any umas. I just want to get some G1 wins so I can make money and retire while investing my winnings in the stock market.
>tfw when Creek goes on a vacation
>>564102570who is this beautiful uma? I will consume all the propaganda you throw my way about her in the next 30 minutes, after that time I will not fall for it
>>564102794i don't know bwo but for me it's the details on stockings. like the reinforced toe, the seams, the thighband. its like girls wear them specifically so that those parts catch your eye, like they want you to look. its INSANELY lewd.
>>564102512>this guy has kuroba installed that means he might even be here right now
>>564102998sex with the boysex with the tomboysex with the losersex with my puny wife
>>564102512but /uma/ has 40% WR every CMhow can /uma/ be bad
>>564102437>>564102513...............
>>564102998The musumes
>>564102512>browns that obsess over winrates
>>564102692Can you fucking shut up already? It's always "Feet FEET OH THE SOUL OF THE SOLES MHM MY DEAR PLEASE WALK BAREFOOT ON ME WITH YOUR DIRTY HOOVES!!!!". You never gave a shit about them until it became a meme, I really fucking hate you niggers that can't leave fetish alone. Next you're thing you do the same to incest and I bet you think NBR is ok.
uh oh the pedo woke up
>>564102904dancho bounces on me like this
>>564103159MINE
>>564103015it will never go public
WAKE ME UP
What's going on here? Are we being raided by the Indonesian discord?
I was wondering why the thread so quickly devolved into hornyposting and avatarfags
>>564103351
>>5641032921. Very based post, thank you>You didn't like it before it was a meme"2. I hate how true that probably is, same for the whole "UHWOWO CUNNY Q___Q" garbage spammed by ironic weebs on reddit, twitter and steam, causing nothing but trouble>I bet you think NBR is ok3. Plenty of those freaks on /a/ sadly... not to mention the usual contrarians/trolls shit posting Sister/Incest threadsHonesty is dead, it's nothing but ironic shite anymore.
>>564103549Ok pedo
>>564103007>i know the didyooknowabout umamusume guy browses /uma/False, also. He's a faggot
>>564102512I'm not rolling the Fine Motion banner THOUGH.I want Fine Motion (the uma) but the card is SHIT.I'd rather borrow yeppers and roll with 1k wit only TYVM.
>>564103549gro that is bed time for them
>>564103549Bro? It's all europoors and burgers still
>NTRnigger pretending he isn't brown
>>564103549>burger trying to distance himself from burger hours
>All the erp faggots are from a sloptuber dicksword serverNow it makes sense how they appeared out of nowhere
>>564102512I actually agree but (You) and them need to kill yourselves
>trannies blaming discord againdo you fucks only have two things? reddit or discord? jesus
>>564103351Can't wait to roll for Yeppers.
Notice how everyone got triggered
>>564103551
all me btw
oh no no no the narrative bros what should we do about the narratives oh no no no
>>564103549bwo flips wake up at around 7:30 AM or 8AM, and our thread is super dead during their peak hours.
thread's going so fast nobody will read thisIf you pull on both the first appearance of a card banner and it's rerun using paid daily pulls, you'll save a couple thousand carats.
>>564103830>They are brown and faggotsWhat a terrible fate
>>564103491>NTRfaggot talking about raiding
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564103938
>>564102904Nobody bounces like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDW57kHxgs
>>564103830I ERP /here/ but I'm not from discord, I blame my clubmates' mambo bad influence
>>564103972SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>564103898same though I really really hope that I will get spooked early
>>564104097Rice is tired after all the mating sex we had
>>564104117Mambros...
>>564104036Nice 10 freemium Rs
7 days
>>564102904I bounce like this.
>>564101442Are you unhappy?Feeling miserable?Do you loathe yourself with every fiber of your being?If the answer is yes to any of those questions then she WILL come to you.
how do filipinos and indos trigger you chuds so easily
>>564104097cute
>>564104349I believe you.
>>564104110Based full wife team
>>564104524Civilized folk don't like living amongst bugs
>>564104571Sloppa doing god's work
>>564104349No you dont
>>564098451same I had stuff to do what a lame sunday
>>564097873this is one of the most difficult jiggies ever jigged
Tracen should also make mare umas wear one-piece swimsuits for water related training instead of the one with shorts that they make all umas wear.
>>564104524why are you pretending to be a libtard from twitter?
>>564104882>fake edgesYou think?
>>564104524They smell bad, their food is shit, and they are muslims
>>564104996>They smell bad, their food is shit, and they are muslimsBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
GET BLASTED
>>564104996I hate brits too.
Guys STOP calling me brown see I can be racist too...
>>564102512>digging up 2 month old shit
>>564104524I have a working immune system, I know when a parasite needs to be eliminated
>>564105082I look like this and say this.
>>564104996gro filipenises are not mudslimes
>>564104524I don't like dealing with people that still have trouble dealing with long solved diseases such as TB.
we're not even halfway through the thread yet
>>564104996Enough about the fr**ch
pls roll for her... she'll cry
>>564105210this finemo is the cutest
>>564105210Guess who's gonna prematurely bake the next thread
>>564105210did not ask
>Maruzensky/Bourbon dist S>fucked by the shop>manage to steal 1200 1200 1000 speed power wit>Dogshit oguri run>Gets salvaged by the shop>1200 1000 1000 all event chains completedfuck this slots machine
>>564105060GET REKT
>>564104996>>564104945Are these the same NTR poster
>>564105289I don't like Bamboo Memory
>>564105289That pose convinced me not to pull her willingly ever
>>564105289Bamboo Memory wouldn't cry over something trivial like that.
(me, a chink)p-phew im safe...
>>564105314can we get a ryan thread, bakerbro?
>>564104905cyGAYNIGGERS should get rid of the school swimsuit during summer camp and give everyone the swimsuits they were wearing in BOANE
>>5641052890 rolls until we get GL
>>564105314ah yeah he's awake so I already know we will get a NTR thread
>>564105060>29/30
it's marvelous sunday anon's fault
>>564103292>>564103554bruh what the fuck. I've literally had a crippling foot fetish since I was in highschool which was over 20 years ago. Are you saying there are unironically people who got a foot fetish as a meme?
>>564105423West Taiwan gets a free pass for now but I know you're full of shit because you're playing a nip IP and aren't claiming you invented horses
bake?
>>564105423If I stay silent, they won't notice I'm here either.t.spic
>>564105289>blazed headher head is not on fire tho???
>>564105460>complains about indonesians raiding>starts shitting up the thread at the same time every day when they wake uplike pottery
>>564105289>bamboo memory>no bamboo ornamentswhat did she mean by this
>>564105593there are chinks outside of china bwo…
>Seiun Shard eventnice
>>564105289>this kit>those affinitiesuhhhh... oshi pull I guess...
>>564105543just how many ojisans inhabit /uma/
about to glue a 4th career without finishing a single one
>>564105543There is people that chop their dicks off or believe they're another gender cuz it's a big trend. Being a feet faggot for memes isn't much of a stretch.
>>564104356all of the above. I'm waiting.
>>564105289did the real life horse know karate?
>>564105698I might actually 5 star her, I'm like 98 off
>>564105676She forgot>>564105510
>>564104996finally a based ntr post
>>564105713The uma musume franchise attracts old men/uma/, /umaJP/ and /v/ma all lean 30+
>>564105713We all saw the towers fall
>>564105423Are you a cute chink? Cute BWC loving asian /uma/ boywife?
>>564104996aren't filipinos mostly catholicsyou're mistaking them for indos
>>564105906He's from HK so no to all these.
>>564105906ryanxwonbin is wasian
>>564105289
>>564105776nyo
>>564105893>9/11 caused peace throughout the entirety of the USA>New York has never been this friendly towards each otherA better time, weirdly enough
h-hello!! may I please have some cm13 rooms?
>>564105692if only there weren't...
>>564106178
>>564105289unyielding might be the worst gold skill in the entire game that someone could still conceivably be tricked into buying.
>>564105289>guts growthbwo...
>>564104882could any consider to ever assist the niggiest jiggie to ever existhttps://jiggie.fun/PMvQsdhttps://jiggie.fun/PMvQsd
>>564105289>mile B medium A long E>guts>those skillsDamn bro that is really bad. Shame because I like her design.
>>564106443You can't speak japanese
>>564105593mr senator im singaporean
I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT
>>564106443Larp larp larp sahur
>>564106101it also allowed the patriot act to pass while the entire population was in a retarded stupor. it was less like national unity and more like a mass lobotomization.
>>564106547just do another runit will be good bwo
>>564106443NTR anon... too based for this general...
>gets called brown once
>>564106547Funny enough but I already got 3 3* blue nishinos 1 speed 1 stam 1 power, In about 10 careers or so
>>564106568We don't talk about that part, sir. Only discuss the good vibes we had the time, not the conspiracies and other things.
>>564106101>people are nostalgic for the GWoT eraDamn the greeks were right about it being a mental disorder
>>564106649Least subtle samefagging
>>564106443
>>564105289Certified cutie patootie
>>564106185I KNOW YOU HAVE DRAFT ACES ANON IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD TO MAKE ONE RIGHT? COME ON DO IT ALREADY BEFORE YOU REGRET IT
>>564106443I agree with your first statement however whether they're muslim or Catholic doesn't matter because they are retarded and will interpret religion in the most antisocial manner possible.umamusumue
>>564106736wow BASED
>>564106443Only based german online
>>564106701I know the answer, but are you stupid, or retarded? ANY sane person would be nostalgic for the late 90s/early 00s compared to the dog shit we have now.>Barely any good games, TV is completely dead, so is most of western cinema, music is dog shit as well, children is hyper retarded
>>564106443>All brown people look the same to me, bad mannered disrespectful smelly golems>Besides saying they are not muslim, but instead they are catholic doesn't help at all, they are shit either way because both of these religions are disrespectful of any nonbelievers, and they both come from dune coon brown people>神道 is the only good way to practice spirituality
>>564106443I love how this post got 2 browns immediately recoil in anger and attack you or anyone who agrees with youI'm nyooooticing
>>564106865Thats a guy
i can't use this...
>>564106864>muh treatsI like everyone forgets the market crashed
>>564106864>my childhood years were the bestsaid literally every person not born during a war
If NTRfag is actually white, maybe its whites who are the bad race.
>>564106884>Including the people of christ with brown nonbelievers Satanic post
>>564106864>Barely any good gamesumamusume>TV is completely deadanime counts>so is most of western cinema,idk I don't watch movies>music is dog shit as wellWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG>children is hyper retardedsix seveeeeeendon't forget you did the same with 420 and 69
>>564105289>Unique involves passing on the final corner>Pot5 skill involves being passe don the final cornerYou win either way!
>pol/uma/
>>564107127Notice the timezone he starts posting at
Literally anything but playing the game
>>564107174>teio and fenomeno share the birthday with hitler
FUCK OFF DANCHODE
>>564107367giwtwm
NTRfaggot will never be Japanese.You will always be Indonesian.
I left after the Sunday Derby thinking it'll be chill but how come the thread is this dogshit right away
>>564107274That's an information I didn't know I needed
>>564106479Yaeno Muteki will be better.
Rank your favorite /uma/ pastime/pol/ browns etcgay erpsloptuberscm posting
>>564106395okay
>>564107174ngl I prefer this heap of thrash compared to the erp faggots
> Stamina instead of something useful> No scenario sparksEh, it's still pretty good
>>564107404Faggita Cuck Bwo posted
>>564106185>>564106826YOU ASKED FOR IT
>>564107485It kinda reminds me of when I used to bully this foreign exchange student in middle school
>>564107451keibaposting
>>564107404I derailed the thread by posting VF ogurismug. png
i have yet to actually see erp in the threads but i've seen about 700 posts complaining about erp.
>>564107150>anime counts
>>564107451pornposters
>>564107451gay erp combined with /v/ma thread wars
>>564107513your DD PP IW??
>>564107513>complaining about this
>>564107645This is the peak female form.
>>564107603There's definetely been ERP before, but its been like two days without it
next thread will be better
>>564107451gay erp 80% of the time
next thread will be butter
funny how VF isn't even fucking brown he is CHINESE he is FUCKING YELLOW he is a FUCKING HONG KONGER how did brown even get into the discussion WHAT THE FUCK
>>564107831It will be an ntr thread
>>564107603ctrl + f "/uma/boywife"
>>564107765I can't believe Cafe is smaller than his own daughter...
>>564107903all asians are brown according to /uma/
there will not be a next thread
>>564107831Oguri turning your dick into quarks by the sheer friction force of her sloppy
>>564107918those tend to be good though
>>564107903he's brown tho
>>564107451KeibaGay ERPCutepostingCm postingOff topic/v/ma seethingClub dramaHornypostingSloptubersThread personality drama/pol/ browns
>>564107903Everyone I dont like is brown
I wanna do my cm13 already please can I have a singular good SMaru run...
Next thread will not be better because I will be there.
It's 6:30 PM on the American East Coast right now. Weekend afternoon on the west coast.American prime time.
She’s ready for the derby cm
>my 150cm gothwife>my 145cm gothwife
I will make next thread the worst thread you've ever seen, filled with black jack and hookers!
>>564107451>thread watching G1 keiba together>entertaining fun drama, like when Dacchis cheated>CM discussions and post CM blues>small doses of occasional umanko>uma lore discussions>franchise news discussions>Fuku 7 posting (when it hits)
>>564108018my cm13 ACES*
>>564108063The weather is nice on the west coast, I went for a run
>>5641081097 and I rape this spe ano.
Hi Americans!! I love you Americans!! Glory to the Western world! Let's hope all thirdworlders explode!
>>564108063You never learn. Americans are never the reason a thread is shit though it's only shit when they're all active.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Reminder /uma/ club danchou is brown
>>564108224she would say that
>>564107903>dropped out from med school (social benefit) to be a slopcreator (social harm)Spiritually brown at the very least
>>564108302Proof?
>>564107451KeibaUma Story discussion (almost never happens lol) = News discussionUmankoCM discussion(gap)Club drama/pol/ postingSloptubersERP faggots
oh, the boy alt has a continuation on the ballroom event
>/uma/ will try to convince you that these are the same umas
>>564107903>Hong Konger>Could've been someone useful to the communism cause (a literal doctor)>Instead he dropped out of med school and became yet another tranny tuber making YT and social media as a whole worseHe might be "yellow", but he sure as fuck behaves extremely "brown".
>>564107903I just call people by the colour they are most likely to get triggered by, usually is brown
Can we define who and what falls under “brown”. Is Grass Wonder brown? VF is brown? Rednu?
>>564107451telling someone else to explode
>>564108520Why are you even posting npcs?
I love Rice
>>564108593Is their mother tongue a first world nations language? Might be alright.Is their mother tongue some third world (or chinese) based language?
Nothing can be worse than erp gayshit and boyposting faggotryUmamusume
she is factually /uma/'s favorite btw
>>564108791she sweats a lot
>>564108702So Rednu is not brown?
>>564108691oh shit, shinko windy is out?
>>564107756The MANT era of parenting has unlocked some really good possibilities between the schedules you can make, skill points, and SS umas having better chance at 2*s
>>564108703>>564108885No idea who that is, nor do I give a shit.
>>564108791She looks exactly like my childhood crush...
>>564108885He's american
>>564108506Yeah, it's cute.
>>564107513Is the scenario spark even any good? Also EXPLODE.
pretending to be gay is still being gay
>>564108945your crush was a horse?
>>564108958Very cute indeed.
getting good whites means you will not get good blues and pinks
>>564108945Cletus...
>>564109036What's a horse
>>564109036
>>564107481cute inumusume
>>564107481I need her
>>564109162>noises left in at the start>end cut too quick>mp3try again
+1 cute imageno contribution
>>564108596NPCs have rights too.
>>564109167>Ignited GUTSWhat does that skill even do?
Which danchous are brown
cope brown
>>564108224same, urara
>>564109496ButtSweat (unconfirmed)Bricked (confirmed)
>>564109494target velocity + acceleration, procs at the same time as the power one which is only acceleration, stacked together they become very strong
>>564109496Yours (confirmed)
Should I post dick before bed
Im brownGive me (You)s
>>564109496/Uma/ Club = YesAlmondLove = YesDacchis = YesMambo = NoRare Brick = YesUma&Co = YesUMADash = Yes/uma/hjong = No2MA・ヤヤヤ = YesAutis/uma/ = NoHaythere = NoHonseFun = YesUmasumi = NoUmatism = YesBasashi = NoButtSweat = Yesuma0: /app/ = No/Umagg/ = Yes/uma/niki = NoHachimi = Yesshortstack = No/uma/chill = Yes/uma/dachi = No/uma/pyoi = YesCalumet = NoClover Club = Yes/uma/ = No
>>564107513>Complaining about 9 blue 7 gw 6 medium
How would you even confirm if someone was brown?
>>564109896Post dick
>>564108989Scenario sparks are always good.
fuck umamusumes sexually
>>564109858very cute but you're still not buying those skills for 140-160 SP
>>564109896oh my god BASED
>>564110012https://youtu.be/4djJULQHnR0?t=6
>>564110018All I know is that you're not brown, clubfriend
>>564109696the small finemo is cute
>>564110018you ask them what their favorite anime is, if they say some shounen garbage like jujutsu or dbz, they are brown
>>564108224Eurobro...!
>>564109909Its so fucking weird that I bareley recognize half of these, like has anyone from hachimi or /uma/pyoi posted in this general within the past 3 months.
>>564110171Code Geass is my favorite anime.Determine my skin color.
>>564110171unironically a perfect way to tell people apart. are they into shounen slop? probably black or brown. are they into sol and girly magical girl trash? either trans or some pedo>>564110262reddit
>>564110129i'm buying them tho????? are you retarded or just pretending?
>>564110262white/brown/black/yellow/red
>>564110159Thanks, we made it together.
>>564110234
>>564110262yellow
>>564109162>the way the last line is deliveredKing Gods I kneel
>>564110262white, but you are south american
>>564107513i'd borrow that, send code
She's on a diet. Do not.
>>564110368torena-san... what happened to your genes?
>>564109909Umagrok, rank the /uma/ danchous by cup size
I would just like to thank Manhattan Cafe for indirectly blueballing me last night >go on a date with a chick >bring her back to my place to watch a movie >she sees Cafe on the shelf I forgot to put away >hangs around for a few minutes before saying she has to go due to her dog >get ghosted today
>>564110767must be a tranny or from reddit
>>564109909Now rank them by penis size
>>564110767She didn't deserve you anyway
I fucking hate this game.How does my Uma with 500 more speed and 200 more stamina lose 5 times in a row?
>>564110767You're welcome. 3DPD is not worth it.
>>564109909>my club hasn't been forgottendamn...
>>564110515Uh, sure. 980759858654
>>564109909>YesYou got me, it's over
>>564110171I don't have a favorite anime, but I have 3 that I like to share.>Trinity 7Because the protagonist actually can flirt with girls and banter, also Lieselotte is pure sex.>Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu.Because I love twintails and Mitsuka Souji is my spirit brother.>Shounen MaidBecause cute.What is my skin color?
>>564110767Should've raped her.Post the Cafe that cockblocked you.
>>564110767If she wouldn't accept the most safest neutral designed Uma, then she doesn't deserve your time.
>>564110878unironically watch the race replay. 90% of the time it's blocked, rushed, late start other npcs have a gold accel/recovery for full spurt while you're min maxing stam with high speed
nobody asked
>>564110918I don't care what your skin color is, you are a disgusting zoomer and you should die.
>>564110767>she sees Cafe on the shelf I forgot to put awayCafe would be sad about this
>>564110905Brownchou...!
>>564110878because you have 0 power
>>564109909>club finally mentioned in these threads
>>564108520I keep thinking that Bamboo is a Symboli because of the coloring of her racing silks.
>>564111034You wound me, brother. Why would a fellow ricefriend be so belligerent?
>>564110767if she couldn't handle your hobbies, she wasn't for you. You dodged a bullet.
I wish I was brown
>>564109909I'm like 80% sure my danchou is latinx.
>>564106185I wasted my TP doing non CM13 runs, but come play with my test umas.CM13183345431833454318334543
>>564109909>Yesmy danchou can't be black, he's chill and funny
I like it when umas eat a lotit's my favorite recurring gag, I laugh everytime
>>564110767Ehhhhh? His favorite horse could only win slogging out at long distances? Kimoi! I only date well rounded enthusiasts whose faves can win at multiple distances! See ya DWEEB!
>>564111336that's just the fruity way of saying brown bwo
Invincible is my favorite anime, what is my skin color?
>>564111357THANK YOU FINALLY
>>564111435This uma is pregnant, with my child. Congratulate us
>>564110378
>>564105713I was 12 years old when the second Mayano hit the towers, and I'm far from the oldest oji-san here
>>564111481Gray. I'm onto you, ayy lmaos.
>>564111550
browns have better memes
Are you rolling?
>>564111357>Hit all the accels>Ram into the dying SuzukaYou win this time kneecapper
>>564111772i'd drink suzie, laisu and silnot the carbonated drinks btw
>>564110767You actually remembered to put it away, but Sunday Silence put it back on the shelf to save you
yes browns have better memes
>>564111810YES
>>564111810Something feels off here
>>564111772I drink King Halo like every day.
>>564111357It's not fair I triple late-started. One more room.
>>564111968well, unless there's something in her recruitment story that somehow makes me dislike her. But that is very unlikely.
>>564111772Suzuka is Cactus Cooler. WTF is that Sprite Zero trash?
>>564110767>manhattan cuckè
>>564111949throwback to cancer(?) cm where this happened to me
>>564111772I can't read their dog shit languages so I wouldnt know
>>564111357Results.>800 stamina + 1 gold>literally died next to the goal in a no debuffers raceGrim.>>564112081Alright, just for (You), another CM13 room.627952166279521662795216
>>564111810PUT THEM BACK
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>564111772Nah. Show me a monster energy version of this and I might acknowledge it.
>>564111746Thank you
>>564112362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcp3tZ3XFyQ
>>564112471aaaaaaaand in comes jose with the dragonball slop
>>564112395this
>reddit tachyon
>>564112471guh
Is NSM a good proc in the next CM track?
God, I want to fuck Ayabe so much
>>564112220Results, I'm really thinking about bringing a Maru instead of a dominator but I think the dominator need will win. Thanks for joining.
Since the track is so long how good is Suzuka for giving fronts a massive lead in CM13?
>>564112830won't you block your own fronts from getting A&S
>>564112806Can you post the Maru's stats + deck?
>>564112663based taste>>564112806>lone wolf proc>slightly delayed radiant star>slightly delayed from the brink>final corner professor>still losemaru...strong
Did the timeline (https://uma.moe/timeline) get updated recently?I feel like everything got pushed back by about a week, with things that are further away getting pushed back even more.Either that, or I fucked up my note taking, when I did my banner planning a month ago.
It took me 13 runs to hit a Medium S with these odds
>>564112923Just overtake her before the late race starts gwo also redshift still works
Remind me, which CM will give us the Ms. Victoria winning live?
>>564113035cap
>>564112934Succubus...
>>564112934My hero... lost?
>like 10 different people on twitter saying Admire Groove is a must pull for her inheritance aloneWhat the christ
>>564113035>He didn't do his Shiraoki-sama reps.Not gonna make it.
>>564113035Maybe you should stop trusting those "odds"
>>564113065The Libra rerun.It's milekino too, so your oshi can participate.
Super ____
>>564113181What does it do?
>>564111810I'm seeing double here. FOUR Mutekis.
>made 3 decent frontrunners>they all job to random Lates and Ends>not even xOguris
>>564113035Both inspirations or only one?
>>564113065For JP it was the Scorpio rerun, idk what it will be for global
>>564112783nice
>>564113181is there anything in jp that isnt a must pull nowadays
>>564113258Good FUCK FRONTIES
>>564113237Peak.
>>564113294I have no idea what chronogenesis says. It just gives a number but doesn't tell if it takes into account both inspirations or a single one.
>>564113440it should be single
>>564113237slut
https://x.com/i/status/2045707745039675785wow she's cute
>>564112924ignore All I've Got, I didn't know it was only for 2nd to 5th
bigtoo bad the run is bwicked anyway...
>>564113238A long as fuck acceleration that is pretty much guaranteed to activate. >>564113398North Flight wasn't.Lucky Lilac wasn't either. Kiseki wasn't. Anime Oguri wasn't. I forgot who else released "recently".
>>564113238When racing on Nakayama, in sunny weather, on a Tuesday, when overtaking another uma on the second half of the third corner while not having been rushed but suffered a late start, then slightly increase velocity. If it's a Friday, greatly increase velocity instead.
>>564113556Big Dawg
>>564113326SNIFFFFFF
>>564113591nyo...
>>564113237Freak
>>564113598Buena Vista, Stego, Bakushin, all must pulls
>>564113565huh I could do the same but with creek instead. maybe I will train a Maru so I don't need a parent with red shift
>>564113598*on medium distance.I forgot to add.
>>564113565Is Maru going to be the Xog of CM13?
>>564113728Buena Vista was not a must pull lmao
>>564113762no, she loses midgame
>>564113556she's like a nip taiki
>>564113762Of course not, Christmas Oguri is going to be the Xog of CM13
Do you believe in gravity?
>>564113728Buena was not a must pull though.
>>564113809maybe for you because you are hyper gay lol
>>564113762The xogger will be the Xog of CM13.
>>564113440It’s both
>>564113912We're talking gameplay wise, she wasn't a must pull. Especially since Taiki's alt that came a few months later is far better.
>>564113440numbers are made up btw
>>564113912I don’t really give a fuck that she’s your waifu, she objectively isn’t a must pull based on inheritance/meta like stego and bakushin were
>>564113035stop bringing mile sparks and you'll have double odds :D
>>564113565>medium S on a dead affinity SMaru grandparentImpressive, very nice.I imagine there will be some freaks getting redshift on SMaru too.
>>564114148>>564114162gay
>>564114162is the alt bakushin that good?
>>564114248Yes, actually.
>>564114248Yes, by far the best sprinter in the game now
Reminder that this is a real unique
So who here is actually rolling for Muteki?
i just realized that anime torena-san's lollipop fixation is his coping mechanism for quitting smoking
>>564114198nothing is dead affinity with MANT races bwo... you see selfcest inspirations all the time now
>>564114248Look at this perfection and tell it isn't good
>>564114339Hey isn't that the free Rheinkraft
>>564114463Yes
>>564114339I like these very specific skills.
>>564114459they really are going all out with unique animations now huh
>>564114198>I imagine there will be some freaks getting redshift on SMaru too.I remember a lot of anons tried doing that for CM4. It should be reasonably easier with MANT parents
>>564114248only until the next month, when they will release a better one, being honest is not worth to pull umas in jp unless you like their story
>>564114561>DOOOOOOOD COLORS AND SPEED LINES THEY GOING ALL OUTplease get some standards zoomer
>>564113204>>564113326They're both right next to each other so I have to get my shit together by that time anyway. Thanks, both of you.
>>564114640compare it to Eishin Flashs animation dumbass nigga
>>564114459why the MANT music
Anyone doing the most soulful meta team for CM13?
>>564114384it's a good cope
>>564105289The only job I want her to do is with her hands, tits, or mouth.
>>564114782Someone should do this team but have Nature be an actual Ace now
>>564114753why not?
>>564114640retard, not even what I was alluding to
>>564114753its from youtube shorts
>>564114910My aces for cm13 are gonna be >wife nature >DAAAAHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYY>Ayabe
You guys don't actually care that I'm brown right? We're friends right?
>>564114907I want a handjob from the anon who posted his hand.
>>564115050I can't erp with browns it's race mixing
>>564115050You're what?
>>564115050only if you grip my hard cock as we kiss each other and I grope your asscheeks and waist
>>564115050Not sure. We would need to see feet to confirm
>>564115050You're fine as long as you're not a Bantu.
we're entering THE hours
>>564115390We've been in shitposting hours all day
>soc/uma/
kwaboli
>thread suddenly and totally organically turns gay all of a suddenwow!!!
>>564115390Boy hours
Stop the count!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2axwXgGj4The witgod video kinda still holds up the only difference is that we get 1000+ wit now and have 10 more skills.
>>564112127cactus cooler is good but I think fuku is a better fit
>>564113420
>>564114360You bet I am
what are some less useless umamusume to do a parent career with for this and upcoming cms?i have neither ssky nor red maruzenmryan? what gps?
>>564115583also, front runners are an actual style that exists now. which they weren't in taurus. and that kind of changes everything, especially involving positioning. also, shooting for victory isn't functional here anymore.
Guess the spark
>>564115702oguri cap, homestretch unique umas
>>564115752He does recommend a triple front setup for advanced users and notes that Taiki's unique is only good on the first Taurus.XOguri Cap is a game changer though.
zoomer doesn't know what a dacchi is laugh at her
>>564115783
>>564115962*smooches my favorite girl zoomer*
>>564115827>oguri capeh could be worse easy career at least
>>564115982>>564116040Shame, if she'd hit Ignited PWR as well, I'd probably have called it good enough for my personal parent for Lates for this CM despite the 1* blue
>>564116209>pwrexplode nig
is the inevitable futanarization curse coming to hit tracen affected by global's accelerated schedule?
Sooo what have you ugly fucks been gayming, besides Uma?
>>564116403This only effects trainees of female trainers
>>564116412bwo you're so quirky playing these big chungus funneh streamer bait games
>>564116412I've been busy with a DnD campaign lately.
>>564116403Ok pedo
I can't believe Bourbon became a maverick
>>564116454so either none, or ALL of them? only game lore is canon, and in said game the toreina's gender is ambiguous for the most part(?) for self-insert faggotry purposes.
heres my guide for cm13:reuse xoguri from cm12enjoy free plat
>>564116412Idle porn games unironicallyThey're sloppier and less optimized than proper idle games but seeing some titty and retarded dialogues is more rewarding than ads and leaderboards only obtainable after 10 years of "play"
>>564116609uma2 doesn't work and you need redshift tho
>>564116609>need Gourmand>need Redshift>don't need u=ma2Enjoy your bronze
>>564116525>Always wanted to get into tabletop stuff, but never knew anyone into that stuff, and I'm too lazy and retarded to get it started myselfFeels a bit odd how I'm into all types of shit games yet I never met anyone that's also into it. And no, I don't go around random communities and ask if I can join, that was never my thing, people usually just came to me one way or another.>>564116638>Idle porn gamesThat's a thing now?
>Waiting for Wedding Nishino at the end of the year>Have over 70k carats when my goals are just Sweep and Wedding Nishino, so I decide "Fuck it, I'll do a single ten-roll"Ehehehe. Also some hag snuck in with her, but I guess I can let her watch.
>>564114782I'm bringing cheerleader nattie, that's it out of that group.
>>564116658Why wouldn’t u=ma work?
>>564115050i dont personally care
>>564116843Explode
>>564116792It's been forever but it's just copies of whatever you can find on the playstoreMergerslop, tappingslop, get-as-much-money-as-possible-slop, whateverIt's shit but it gives me peace
Need a guy crossdressing uma cosplay at a con
>>564116906it procs too early, you can't do 4 heals on this one
>>564116906It'll activate too early on the third corner.
>>564116412I'm finishing up plza with /uma/ and youtube on the side !
>>564116792I was in the same boat, I'm the type of person who has trouble approaching others. I just happened to get invited to a campaign by some friends who are into a different hobby. One thing led to another and now I'm DMing some stuff myself.My advice is twofold.Find some friends in the nerd space who'd be into Tabletop. Ideally people you actually like spending time with. No games are better than bad games. Cardgame nerds were what got me into it.Secondly, DMing isn't that bad to get set-up yourself. If you have a crowd of friends you like spending time with just hit them with a "lol wouldn't a DND campaign be fun" and then take it easy. Half of the time people just do tabletop as a reason to hang out the same way you invited friends over to watch sports. See if you develop a taste for tabletop shit and go from there.Lastly, I heard that if you post I LOVE RULERSHIP she'll hook you up with some PDFs on systems.
>>564116843no wedding sweep?
>>564117054>>564117090It doesn’t proc at the same time as 777, but it just turns into carryover + accel, no?
>>564117279Nyo
>>564117258Wedding sweep is in like a gorillion years. But regular Sweep is within a month.Obviously I'll get her, if I'm still around.
>>564117279It procs on the 3rd corner and her ult would finish right before the final spurt.Triple 7s activates at the same time as Red Shift so nyo speed carry over.
>>564117339That’s if you get fucked with a really early proc. It’s still worth taking.
>>564116454happy meek...>>564116535what does pedophilia have to do with this at all?
>>564116995Fair enough, power to you. I'm all for chill games, but man idler are too uneventful even for me.>>564117191>and now I'm DMing some stuff myself.Huge props, good stuff, you lucky bastard.>who'd be into TabletopThat's the thing, I never tend to meet or befriend anyone with more niche hobbies like that, or even just stuff like RTS or whatever the fuck. In that way my friendships have always been oddly limited. And when they are autistic, they tend to be furries or gay as shit, make of that what you will.>if you post I LOVE RULERSHIP she'll hook you up with some PDFs on systems.AYO TELL ME MORE!>mfw used to seed thousand of tabletop PDFs for my private tracker for yearsWas kinda sad when I had to remove them all due to software fuck ups, setting all of it up took ages.
Been a while since i've been in /uma/is it me or is this new scenario mentally exhausting as fuck. i can barely get through halfway of one run before I just save/quitam i getting old
>>564117465Ok, other pedo
>>564117549funny because people say zoomers are the ones who can't handle itI love it personally because there's thinking involved instead of mindlessly clicking x training and thinking about...like resting instead wow
Guess there's no need for medium S if the game throws a discounted 80 speed my way
>>564117549yea it ismost of the players quit
>>564117549I'm a zoomer with undaignosed adhd you might have the same thing unc
>>564117549the scenario is notoriously slow and annoying to get through, the avrg run taking 50-60min+, even with speed ups and you knowing what to dothere is a reason why japs went "stop playing while mant is going" and stuff like that, tho they went through the HELL version of mant, without qol
>>564117598you called me a pedo twice now please stop its distressing me.
>>564117620Holy horrendous stat gains
>>564117549The optimal way to play is to meticulously check everything before making a decision. So yes, it is more mentally taxing that the previous ones. As you get older your patience for these kinds of things gets more limited so don't blame yourself too much.
>>564117482I hate to tell you this Anon but the gays and the furries are kind of the DnD demographic right now. They took over a few years back. I think all the hardcore dungeon crawler nerds do war games now.Your best bet to get into one is finding a set of chill degens to let you into their magical realm.
>>564117362It procs as soon as you hit the 3rd corner while in 3rd or 4th bro
>>564117549each run just too long going through your borrows takes 5 fucking hours
>>564117549just take it easy like me, only one URA run per day until this scenario ends
>>564117549MANT can be fun if everything goes well but it can suck when the run starts to screw you over especially in the 2nd half
>>564117794>each run just too long going through your borrows takes 5 fucking hourssame one guy repeating this narrativeweird
>>564117794Meant for >>564117462
>>564117902>>564117902>>564117902
>>564117749This guy still relies on sparks to get stats
>>564117462The point of u=ma2 is to increase your consistency. What you are saying is inherently anti-consistency. You are increasing the odds of a bad proc.
>>564117549there is a lot of decision making hereand run will take a really long while to complete if you have bad memoryonce you accept that it's okay to NOT empty your TP everyday, it becomes fun
>>564117974>page 6I genuinely hope you'll fucking kill yourself you retarded attentionwhoring avatarfag
>>564118181now show your power stat
Teio!
>>564117723Ok, lil epstein
>>564117549I put off my Trackblazer careers because they feel burdensome, and I'm a person who once spent twelve hours in a single day planning out what to do in a single turn of Dominions III. It's not a supercomplex scenario or anything, but it's just not interesting enough to justify what complexity it does have. And also the many many little unnecessary UI delays built into it, as you repeat yourself saying "yes I want to buy the scroll" and then "yes I want to USE the scroll" or wait for this or that race or story event to be "skipped" past a little too slowly... yeah it's too much.
>>564117549It's the one scenario that I find somewhat engaging compared to the others and I'm middle aged.
everyone moved to the other thread and won't see that I'm horny
>>564118568yep, no one else here!
>>564118568Nigga...
>>564118601>>564118594oh......
>>564118482you know you can check the option in the settings to automatically use scrolls right?
>>564118787No I don't. I will look for that.
>>5641183511000+
>>564117549just use hachimi-edge and enjoy 30 minute careers
>>564117482I'd invite you into my game and dm for you cuz we can always use an extra but I'm having trouble even getting the darn thing started. have a bunch of quest ideas and characters and enemy encounters and shit ready to go but it's hard to get everyone together.
>have not done any bakushin runs in awhile>went to sleep after doing dailies with oguri>dreaming about truck driving in the middle of fuck all>bakushin (casual) appears out of nowhere in the passenger's seat>oh god oh fuck she's grabbing the steering wheel with her bakushin uma strength>go off road>stops at a supermall>bakushin tears off the driver's belt and drags me into the mall>watched a movie with bakushin in the mall's theater>bakushin would have her arm wrapped around my leg to keep me still in my seat while her eyes never left the big screen till the movie was over>movie finished>we both leave the theater and bakushin would only speak in bakushins as she does a stretch with a relieved 'bakushiiiiiin~ bakushin? bakushin! baku baku bakushinshin my shins'>somehow understood she wanted to go somewhere secluded>oh man..>bakushin leads me to a spot with no cameras>bakushin starts with a bakushin eskimo kiss>bakushin follows up with a bakushin consecutive heavy breathing over my mouth>she keeps doing that and teases by pulling back right before our lips graze with a 'bakushiiii'>starts to slowly be aware of the dream but can't do shit>bakushin then closes in with a 'ba-ku-shin'>fucking headbutts my forehead with hers while marking my lips with her bakushin kiss>'Hai! Sakura Bakushin-o dess!>wake up at 5:17 in the morning
