Previous: >>564038271>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
ssssssssssuck my dick
We like JKs in here.
>>564063472What does BBW Goddess Nishino Flower looks like?
Are >we rolling Cheerleader Neicha?
Cafe borgar!
>>564063574she would not say that
Post something cute
>>564063673
post pits
OG Cap spooked me like 3 times already and I even used the starting ticket for her AND I STILL DON'T HAVE OG MARU AND RUDOLF
>>564063589>Jordan wearing my favorite brand of sneakerscute!
>>564063715post the nishio flower version
>>564063752
>>564063842...are those Jordans?
>>564063834interesting. oguri, maru, and rudolf were my first three umas.
Bright is the best Mejiro
>>564063834you'll get Rudolf by late July at this rate, OG Maru soon afterthey're almost home, don't give up. >t. no OG Rudolf, no OG Oguri,
>>564063637no
>>564063574She would say that
Digitan LOVE
>>564063752What's rulerships Autism?
>>564064010cute jobber
>>564063898Jordan One's, yeah
>>564063752No, post cute instead!>>564064010Board games
>>564064010basic bitch board gamer who can't handle losing
BA has the better idols, they're cuter as well
>>564064010Losing to Ash, Imperm, Droll
>>564064026>"WHAT ARE YOU?!!">"a retard sandwich!"
>>564064010>HAHA WITH MY PERFECT PLAN THERE IS NO WAY I COULD LOSE!>Nyoooooo... How could this have happened to me...
This thread might be bouncier
>Training options have been restricted.
bruh blue archive niggers dont realize they are playing a nexon game the most cucked company of all time
>>564063842>>564064113my brother got me Air Force Ones for the first time last week, shits massive AF and it sucks my foot down everytime I lift it up.uma musume
>>564064010>DUDE SHE CALLS YOU TAWAKE LMAO>DUDE SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S ADOPTED LMAO>[DUDE SHE'S A SORE LOSER WHO SHUTS HERSELF IN HER ROOM LMAO]>DUDE SHE'S AUTISTIC AS FUCK LMAO>Kiseki
>>564064214she always makes it so, doesn't she?
bruh uma musume racists dont realize they are playing a cyjew game the most jewish company of all time
I think she will be a must pull for me in 5 years
>>564064214What the fuck is Maya doing
she wants to be a big girl someday
Which umamusume would cum purely from sucking cock?
>>564064192Mine and Sakurako are uggos and Mari is a slut
>>564064412zoomies
>>564063472Too bad I can't get her 2nd birthday dialogue since I haven't trained her yet
>>564064323>Child Bride Mayano>Child Bride Nishino>Child Bride SweepyWhat did John Cygames mean by this?
>>564064453Air Groove
>>564064232>those rapist eyesWHERE'S MY RAPE WHISTLE HELP HELP HELP TASUKETE KUDASAIIIIIIIIII
>>564064472Ikuyoooooo
>>564064453Air Groove.Admire Groove.
>cafe cucks>rice mega cucks>pedoslol
so what was the guro sent to seiun sky's owner of nishino flower?
>>564064491They're making Abe-sama proud
oh no...
>>564064412No Stopping Her
>>564064491You VILL procreate.
>>564064192It's not really a fair comparison, all our idol has going for her is being round
>>564064650You will pay with your body
>>564064650what is the secret to the claw game? i want my title. i was told to go "more to the right than you would think" and i'm pretty sure that was retarded. the positioning of the claw depends upon orientation, surely?
>>564063472Marvelous sunday races in 6 hours!
>>564064754Rude, she has a whole group
>>564063925The BEAST of the mejiros everyone post cute bright art for her birthday PLEASE
no one cares for your garbage gooner animations faggot go black to faggit
>>564064852oh yeah it's sunday already
>>564064893
>highest xoguri i got is ~18200 with no SI'm tired of wasting 1 hour only to get fucked over. First real burnout I have with this game. I rather have spend 1,3 hours and try 5 times, than spend 1 hour on 1 try and throw that life time away.Fuck everything. No wonder cyjews have to tweak the event goal numbers, most players also don't want play this shit enough to meet these goals.
https://jiggie.fun/vPPL15https://jiggie.fun/vPPL15https://jiggie.fun/vPPL15
fuck daily reset is in 10 minutes there's no time to be gay
is it true helios' VA is just like her irl
>>564065119Meaning she has horse ears and a tail?
>>564064369cool it with the antisemitism
>>564065054you don't need S-distance.
>>564065119
how did they get famous seiyuu to voice sirius?
my catbox uploads ain't working?
>>564065223Paying her, probably
>>564065223Ai-chan wasn't that famous when she first voiced Sirius.
long hair NishinoY/N
>>564064557your favorite is shit and you're a cowardly cuck lol
>>564065437N
>>564065223>Deltafunny parallel
>>564065223there are much more famous VAs in the game
>>564065437her goofy ahh ball cut is part of her childlike charmso no
WHO POSTED MY IMAGE
>>564065437No
>>564065054This is as good as its gonna get for me, the other skills are THH, head on and all i've got
>>564065437Sex
>>564065671our image
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
posting daily uma wife propaganda
>>564065886based
>>564065886For some reasons fan art of horsewives I see posted here never gives them dialogue that's believably in-character, unless the character is Air Groove
>>564065223she doesn't look that high profile
>>564066031wife groove superiority
>forgot to enter club chat at reset>all shoes gonefor fucks sake
>>564065868next day will be better
>>564065207Room matches podiums say otherwise.
>>564066031you clearly dont read that one artists series of CB propaganda
>>564066259It is true. I don't care about characters who are barely in the game yet
>>564066379retard issue then, stop crying about shit you dont understand
I napped through the reset...
>>564065886
Nishino birthday line jumpscare
>>564066409You are a messed up person
i hope our marvelous sunday poster is alright. last weekend he cancelled because his bp was stupid high
explain this falkekshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VVGMDSGTUo
>>564066658Boipussi?? Oh, blood pressure, right.
>>564066698
>>564066698I was just about to post how a song that's playing on my lobby sounds like Step! from Mio, and realized it's the Falco song
>>564066658he got isekai'd to the marvelous dimension
dangerous horse
>>564066658See>>564064852
>>564067004She can never touch anyone without gloves on.
>stayed up late to watch satsuki sho>so hype from lovecen winning I couldn't sleep>woke up late and missed daily shoe spamNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564066698there's no way this wasn't intentional
Semen retention status?
>CM 13>Gemini Cup>mile>but it was long on the first run>tfw ywn get that L from the first Gemini Cup back
He Gets Us, like One Set of Footprints suggested
>>564067060good. >>564064852glad you're ok bwo. do you normally have high bp? or was this something that just got diagnosed for you?
>>564067273not as high as yours but i think i'm pretty safe
>>564067296leave gemini to me
>>564064412Zooming.
>>564067296Wait wait wait did they change all the tracks except Taurus? Why
>>564067296>Nishino Flower CM alreadythat was fast, she has to repay the 3k carats I used to get her
It's Sunday!
>>564067296>budding blossom>neck & neck>wedding fine motioncan we just skip this medium slop and get straight to the mile kino already
>>564066698anno etto sono hoeh
>>564067510because longslop fucking sucks, we just had a haruten CM we don't need another one
game is so dead I'm matching against my club mates in team trials
>>564067510People were reusing their Aces from Taurus 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEirZhmq3jgnew gaslights just dropped.
>>564067641did you beat him? he has a cuter team
got my first 800k in team trials from this as well, lowkey had to change my pants afterward
a very specific uma for a very specific retarded need
Hello friends!!!
>>564067883>2 G1 wins>44 affinitybwo...
>>564067732GRRRRRR SLOPTUBER COWMAN!!! BUY AN AD!!!!!! where are your CM wins GWO??? huh??? WHY the FUCK is your VIDEO 20 MINUTES LONG???? NICE RAID SHADOW LEGENDS SPONSOR SHILLTARD UNC! stupid GRIFTER!!!! FUCKING RETAAR->puts maya in S on tier listo-okay maybe i will look the other way this time... hmmmpphhh!
>>564068000>implying that Maya watches sloptubersBrian would never stoop so low as to watch slop
>>564067984i didnt make it you mongoloid
reminder: if you have any images of mayano top cun saved on your hard drive then you WILL be arrested for CP after the police inevitably break down your door.
>>561636789here you go
>>564065223Anyone would want to voice a prestigous legend changer like Shiriusu.
>>564068174based
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2045880169035120829boy stars
>>564068158BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NISHINOFAGS?!
>>564068174SPE-CHAN!Can you add Pearl to the list pls
>>564068227they are victims
>>564068210nyooo my tiara comfy route...
>>564068046
>>564068227any and all sexualization of nishino is done ironically since she's not even attractive. like, just look at her.
>>564067296same track as Cancer Cup... i need to get revenge for the bullshit group A 3rd i got in Cancer despite 65% WR
>>564067575Real fans bring her every cm
>>564068210>frontsloppa
>>564068369She's daughter material, not wife material.
>>564068158Good thing I only have images of Taishin.
>>564068491Sexshin
>>564063715
>>564068491Sell me on Taishin, Anon. What about her makes you wife her up?
>>564068491Taisexo
NTR didn't triggerMedium didn't triggerThis shit is so ass
blue
>>564068625My tongue is her towel
>>564068645
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564068247sure thingsince i've already done a good amount of the cast + xoguri, maybe it's high time i start accepting requests for alts
why are sirius sisters like this......
this isn't enough stam for Kikuka Sho, is it? I have Triple 7s bought
>>564068675
>>564068750Based
>>564068625There should be a shit ton more of this kind of art, since horses sweat a lot
>>564068703
>>564068736Gold mouth city in my feet
>>564067641Hehe, when I said Uma Global is dying, some tards got mad at me and say Im dooming. Soon it will be piggies vs piggies and I want to part of it.>A+ dirtAre you trying to job on purpose
>>564068750isnt that THE main jap sirius fag?
>>564068769
>Finally receive 100 clubpoints off borrowsI made it>>564068750kek
>>564068750Silly Symboli
>>564068653NTA but she is my angsty teenage daughter that has an obvious soft side and also her career mode breaks my heart
>>564068415I'm bringing her for both mediums but it's a pain in the ass to do, even with high roll and good card skills it's hard to make her work because pace sucks if you aren't x oguri. For Taurus I am going to make her an end closer solo ace with daring strike + 2 debuffers
>>564068945Impregnate midgets
Well, would you look at that.It's our GOAT's birthday! Say something nice about her!
>>564068945my eyes immediately went to rob roy's fat tits
>>564068835Yeah he's based
>>564063673Dia... please wake up...
>>564068797
>>564069030Conceiving our child on the day she was born
>>564069087>he
How good is this deck? I'm consistently getting S+, very rarely SS. But I don't know if I should replace anything, or if I even have anything better to replace them.
>>564068675today I will finally get triple oyakodon
>>564069030TEIO A SHIT
>>564069095It's Sunday, let her sleep.
you don't need distance S for the finals you just need to be capable of achieving your win condition and to be luckier than your opponent, just like my distance S front whiffed victory cheer and a gold recovery so I ate so much shit it's not even funny.
>>564069193have you taken a look at the skills you end onrating isnt everything
can i get a kiss from the finemo poster
>>564069193Guts is pointless here and you have no witTry running 2 spd 2 pow 2 wit, or get rid of Sirius and do 1 spd 3 guts 2 wit
>>564069239falco is a BEGGAR
>>564069193wit doko?
i miss when chiyo posting was all about "posts funny sound", now it's all about "IM GAY XDD" cuz of some /bag/ tard
>>564069358Be the change you want to see in the world
>>564069193>"how good is this deck?">Best in Japan and Professor of Color, zero witDogshit to anyone that has two MLB gacha SSRs
>>564069346Sharing is caring
killer tunes is a shit skill and you shouldn't brick your deck with pasa just to get it
>>564069358You hate to see it.
>>564069413sex with katawa uma
>>564069461Dia...
>>564069174>has
>>564069459yes yes youre a GOD among whales get it you tran
Can she win or is she a dominator bot and nothing else?Getting Med S on her will be almost impossible since the best I can do is 3 Med sparks.
>>564069413>a hag that doesn't even look like a hag>and a cripple>doesn't even have a Friend cardthere is no one in /uma/ who would wife this
>>564069413Sugar LEWDS
>>564068750how do you not get sirius' appeal
>>564069505Ever heard the saying to not wake up sleeping dogs?
>>564069537I am no one.
>>564069537trve
>>564069487Why can't she make funny noises AND lick armpits? She's a dog they do those things.
>>564069358/bag/ only cares about cunny and hags thoughbeit
>>564068964Do you like tsundere characters in general or did Taishin steal your heart out of nowhere?
>>564069537>>doesn't even have a Friend cardThat just means she's getting one down the road, just like Akikawa.
583939305839393058393930Aries
>>564069635whats her tragic backstory, or was she born a cripple
>>564069768What if Tachyon exploded her legs really early in her career
>>564069768injury during a race that resulted in a lasting one that means she can't stand or walk for a long period of time. as a result she devoted her time to science in order to create a robotic umamusume to which she could temporarily transfer her mind into just to be able to experience being able to run and race again.
>>564069768got injured during a race
>>564069768umapyoi'd too hard
>>564069768she will never be able to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>564068992Yeah I made her for cm12 but she's getting the bench. Tried to make her a frontrunner but it's just way too rng and even if she hits the stats she's still weak. Cm13 will be better
Its Teiover
>>564070250NOOOO ANON YOU JUST BRICKED YOUR ACCOUNT
smart falcon is cuteagnes digital is cuteaston machan is cutenorth flight is cutevivlos is cutefine motion is super cutecurren chan is #cutekiseki is ugly.buena vista is cutegran alegria is cutecesario is cutedaiichi ruby is cutesakura chiyono o is cutemichi is cute
Boys will be boys.
>>564070250Why would you WILLINGLY brick your account??
>>564070303>>564070335its about sending the message
>>564070250YAAAY
I think you guys are too harsh on Chiyoposter. It's not his fault the general has a bunch of derailing actual homosexuals now.
>>564070250Our fucking hero.
My balls are empty
I would wife Sugar in a heart beat
>>564067004>can't eat out your trainee
thread has been crippled
newfag here. is there a single heterosexual uma in the game?
>>564070809No. Umamusume is yuri game.
>Bloom with GraceTRANNYSLATORS YOU COULD'VE NAMED IT "BROOM" IT'S LITERALLY ABOUT BROOMS FUCKING RETARDS
Only 33 more days until I get Taiki Shuttle.
look at these cute dirter umas they are almost as cute as real umas
Normies say it's wrong to love crippled women, y'know?
>>564067732Everyone is saving their crystal for the strongest F2P SR card right?
Where the fuck do you get corner recovery for your hogs
Why is this game so bleak? Every trainee swears by carpet, which means they will all grow up to be quirky wine aunts in a dead bedroom lesbos situationship with 12cats as child replacement. That literally breaks my heart.
>>564071120kitasanyou also have soft step from rival races
>>564071120bwo?? your kitasan?? your parents????
In those weird waifu discussions do people just ignore that Helios asks Ruby on a date like every single time shes on screenhttps://x.com/i/status/2045406631337562281
>>564071109Nyo my daily pulls have fed me well
Launching some sims game to recreate the twitter poster and the sloptuber poster, then forcing them to gay marry.
>>564071109>roll on the throne banner>for an srSurely not.
>>564071109>saying this when it's right before the tachyon banner
Next thread will be gayer
>>564071445>>564071456It's alright.If someone bricks his account then they can pay some other SEAnigger $50/hr to be (((taught))) how to play the game
>>564071215waifu hyper faggots ignore ANYTHING that goes against their world view, just like /pol/tards
Next thread will be more crippled
>>564071109I already have MLB Bakushin
>>564071596Nope, Im not posting dick today
>>564071445Throne is a must pull dude.
>>564071704I think this is No Reason
>>564071838Larp larp unc
>be metaslave anon>you pull on Tachyon/Light Hello banner>you luckshit one copy of Tachyon>you luckshit one copy of Light Hellowhich do (You) pity?
>>564071838Can't be, No Reason dresses like a walking stereotype.
>>564071838try harder, retard. she was literally in the latest main story. she's the sickly tsurumaru tsuyoshi
>>564071968>her chest is flat just like a mile-long runwaykino
>>564071968Slurpable belly button
i want to FUCK UMAMUSUMES
You can't post this much bait at once and expect me to reply to each one
>>564072414I want to take Top Road's ear sock.
>>564072448Your pass?
why are they so gay
>>564067004But not toxic, right?
>>564072542I am just too lazy to make individual edits in paint for each bait
>>564072586
>>564072026>Use 0LB Hello>Borrow MLB Tachyon
>>564068963Slillius.
>>564072586this but with trainer when
new cryer
who won Satsuki Sho
>>564073386Tokai Teio
>>564073386Lovcen
>>564037885>JPs have never attempted the Dirt Triple Crown yetnot true, Lani tried and even got 3rd in Belmont, he could've won Travers if his team hadn't pussied out and brought him back to Japan>>564064568there was no guro, the anti just threatened to draw it
>>564073386Frontgods.
being gay is not a substitute for having a personality
>>564073220forever jobbed in dubai
I like Yaeno Muteki and will scout her
Pre-1st inspiration
>>564073446>>564073619BASEDdaahby is next
>>564073952Just buy it bwo
>>564073952>funny hat>good ankletsIf you have any energy items, explode
>>564071215mom said tomorrow is my turn to post it
>>564073951Based???
>>564074007Not if Sirius and Bereshit have anything to say about it and they do
>>564074501She is so cute. I like her slanty eyes. They don't look ugly the way actual Asian people's slanty eyes sometimes do. They look cool and cute.
>>564074007As much as I love Lovcen, if Bereshit manages to get into the DAHBY I will have to pick him as my favorite, tho Lovcen will be a close second
>>564074745
>>564074745>>564074810Pokke cute
Hai, Suppa Krik Desu yo
>>564075014Kuriiku papa...
>>564074007how competetive are the dahby lottery tickets for general admin, im tired of being a wagie and it seems like a good excuse to go to japan for a week
>have to endure until GL to play Kureeki again
>>564075237/umajp/ has a guide on this sort of stuffhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rbkc3AM6SL23FPJpIAin4-9aEgnGzDmt2mnryZpgwKc/edit?usp=sharing
>>564073446He really loves smiling
Is my Taurus daughter glue without Nimble Nav bros
>>564075740No OYL no pump no NSM no brink what are you even doing anon
i think tomboys are incapable of looking feminine even if they triedthis is still true for umas. especially ones who roar like a sperg
>>564076019oyl is a bad skill
Look at this glutton dog.
>>564075740NSM is mandatory bwo
next week
oh baby
>>564075283>umas start to grow old the moment they leave TracenIt's that's why Maruzen will never leave Tracen?
umamusumes with no sundayman blood born in the 21 century
Can anybody stop her?
>>564076491How is it Queen Elizabeth already
>>564076890The only honest umas.
>>564077053Hong Kong bro, not the JP one
>>564077128O-oh
dang it
>>564077715congrats
https://x.com/Mumukinds/status/2045707745039675785I want this inumusume
>>564077215Yeah, JP as usual is invading
>>564076416i don't want to use yeppers wit
>waste 5 clocks on oka sho>comes 2nd 6 times>mood down and skin outbreak afterglue
Wonder Dean, after training at Churchill Downs yesterday
>>564076890How many of those have breed winners without mixing with Sundayman blood?
>>564076890precious rarities
Arsenal bwos how are you feeling
>>564077930>flashes her ass at the camerawhat a whore
thank god the Obey posters have stopped, my penis could never survive another lewd Obey Your Master image, phew
>>564068625
>>564078125Is he going to race in the Kenta Dahby?
Horses are DUMB and UGLY
failed the pre-debut on my first run of the day and just alt F4'd on the spot. not doing this shit today. the weather outside is too nice.
>>564078462Not an arsenal "bwo" just wanted to post thisMC is taking champions this year
>>564078731Yep, one of two JP contenders, the other beaing Danon Bourbon
doesn't maruzen know it's super cool youthful and trendy to put her umanko in my mouth
>>564078894Are ya goin for a runI might go in a bit too if this second inspo is dogshit
>>564079040>he wants to lick up the granny dust
>>564079071i live near the sea so i'll go walk and check out the spot i like, probably will be crowded since it's a sunday though
>>564078462unsurprised
>>564078147i checked out of curiosity and the ones with the most succesful progenies are rulership and eishin flash but their winners have the sundayman blood, i did found hokko tarumae's son Brian Sense won a G3 and he has none of his blood
Can I have a (You)
>>564075290
>>564079513No
The comments on netkeiba resulting from Lovcen winning are great
>>564079661I will accept this
>>564079446Sounds nice, enjoy
>>564073220still no oguri cryer.....
>>564079513
>>564079842There was one posted 2 or 3 threads ago
How do you even build late surgers when NSM is "mandatory" but Bijin is an unplayable card
If I change character outfits will the selected outfit appear for the rival races?
>>564080017I dont believe you
>>564080072I wish someone redrew that picture with Trump and Leon handshaking but with Rudolf and Leon.
>>564080040carrying skill cards is fairly commonplace. it's only a struggle for f2p/low-spend because they want their cake and eat it too.
>>564079842oguri wouldn't cryshe'd just give you the fluoride stareand it's speaki, not cryer
>game where all characters are women>expecting any to have a significant emotional relationship with a guy
>>564080148Just check the archives, I think the guy that posted it wrote "naive" in his post
>>564080040That's why you need Finemo to hard carry wit
>>564080256
>>564080256speacryer
Mambo!
>>564080040>he skipped fine motion
>>564080040yeppers is a whale card
>>564080918I havent I skipped NTR instead
>>564081026yeppers looks like this???
>>564080493Did you know that Evian backwards is naive?
>>564080040NSM isn't mandatory on late. Just get a good nimble nav legacy
>uwaaaaah my chains never finish>curren wit? her gold is for sprints! finemo is my bestie!
>>564068120she does let her sister dress her tho
>>564080040mandatory is just slopper attempt to sound authoritative
>>564066658pretty sure his arteries ruptured and his heart exploded
What do you do in this situation?
>>564081483its trueim the author
>>564081474This is peak
>>564081353Only whales have Curren wit at an acceptable LB level.
>there are still people doubting NSM and settling for nimble >especially after witnessing the shitfest in aoharu days, where a single NSM proc was a win condition
>>564081572sniff
>>564081572Steal the bibros plush.
>>564081483Unless your unique is an accel it kind of is 2bqh
wow that was probably the worst sleep of my life1 hour of fidgeting was apparently 6...
>>564081629NSM is really, really good in CM12, in CM13 it feels underwhelming because everyone is spread out much more on the final corner
>>564081629 Some people just want eternal buttfrustration
>>564081620>he skipped her rerun banner
>>564081474>He retired in 2005 after 3 straight losses in graded races, and since his bloodline was frowned upon, he became a riding horse, but when a thorough examination was conducted, it was discovered that he had severe pneumonia. By the time the examination was made, the symptoms were already beyond treatment, and died of pneumonia on August 28, 2005, at 7 years old, about 2 months after his retirement. Dantsu never scored....
>>564081572Bring her to ther dorm, make sure she's warm and cozy and her merch properly protected, and give her a kiss on the forehead before I go home
>/sp/ has a uma racing general >>>/sp/154285375
>>564065220the stacy palmer cowing the virgin helios into wei'ing for the audience
>>564081921Off-topic, a horse is not an athlete.
SMaru triple 7s ult carry over is pretty good, hogs can't catch up to her even without med S. Needs another front along with her though and shitload of midraces
>>564081850Dantsu owner is a piece of shit and I believe the horse retired from JRA, went to NAR, jumped back to JRA and practically had no resting while in between, it's a really sad situation
>>564081629it was a shit fest because it was free with your xbox
>>564081572the state digitan is in after one of our gooning sessions:
>>564081572taking a photo to remember her cause next year I'm getting a new trainee
I wish there was some way in client to check REAL affinity. I have double circles yet the inspos are consistently garbo.
am i building lates rightwho should i touch (up) before the CM startswas thinking flower because she is my fun pick and might as well make her the best
>>564081572free carrot
>>564080040If you don't have FineMo, Tachyon can carry your wit, if she feels like doing it.
anyone still have that 3D animation where digitan is having seizures because teio and mayano are rubbing up against her? I think it was those two anyway
sorry danchou, too busy laughing at Arsenal to do runs right now
>>564082185those hips were made to give birth to at least 11 kids
>>564082307way better than what i have, do keep in mind, not sure how legit, one or few anons said superstan fucks with your late surgers by making them unable to stay in range of 6 for pump due to speed, but other than that if the lobbies are front runners + christmas oguris you should be fine
>>564081850blast onepiece also got gelded like immediately into retirement despite being an arima kinen winner
>>564082307All of them are fineMaya could use a little more power and Digitan could use more midrace
>>564082574i got u GWO
>>564082773me recording
>>564082773She's literally me...
Im bored Get funny /uma/
Aries Room1898593218985932
>>564082896Not your personal jester.
This entire bloodline is autistic and I love it.I love being called TawakeI love being a dadI love being emotional supportI love board games.Kiseki.
>>564082185ok i like wide hips but those are a bit ridiculous even with the skirt covering them
watching cingray and i think the most important thing i've learned is that i REALLY need a thighjob from Rudolf
Maybe Cafe Wit should be evaluated as a one chain card for Lates.
>>564083083CUUUUUUUTEI ship Dura and Kita and I watch them while I'm inside Sweepy's booty
>>564083083My favorite part of season 3 was Duramente being autistic and seeing Air Groove having to sternly deal with the fallout.>Ah, Groovy-nee>Kisama I told you not to call me that in front of people
ok, I completed all the missions. Now what
>>564083414Now you write fanfiction for the board.I'd like to request something with Daiwa Scarlet.
If I have to borrow Bijin how do I borrow NN
>>564083228No, even then, it’s just too close to Dura/Dia to justify
>cygames intern using NSM propaganda to convince anons to buy yeppersDevilish
Pacebros how often are you getting Head-On in your runs?I've had to reset god knows how many times lately because of Head-On
Good afternoon everynyan
>>564081572+5 energy drink, that's the most I can afford
>>564083762I'm getting Head-On from your trainee right now...
>>564083762Your Daiwa Power?
>>56408376280-90% of the time... If there is no hint then inspirations do it.
>>564083762Head-On never feels like it does anything desu.
>>564083876Need more of this...
>>564083501>Yes, Scarlet. I assure you that watching you wash your ample breasts with copious amounts of soap under the shower it IS part of your training>I-It may be... but you really need to be naked too? >We are at she showers, aren't we? My clothes are going to get damp>w-what about the erection?>this? I'm always like this when I train you
why do i instantly fall in love with every girlfailure uma
>>564083762It really doesn't feel like it does something if I'm honest. Even neck and neck is so-so.
>>564083762I grinded out sparks for it, so I get it from the 2nd or 4th race as a skill hint.
>>564083995You just have a type, desu wa.
>>564083995You relate to them
>>564083876keep going Teio, make Digitan wet so I can impregnate her easily
Lovcen
>>564083895Daiwa Power is godawful and the only saving grace it has is 10 RBAside from that it's a brick card
>>564084158Why is he black?
>>564083762I'm lucky if I even get NSM in a run
>>564083971This feels like a gag straight from himiya jouzu, 10 points.
>>564084158intimidating horse
>>564084158the future triple crown winner
I wish there was some way in client to check trainee's sexual orientation. I hate wasting carats on lesbians.
>>564084158>take a short nap before the race>miss itMan, I hate being old. Good that Lovense won the race.
>>564084167>ignoring the gold skill and the +2 power, on a roamerretard
>>564081629It doesn't proc nearly enough in scrims so I've dropped Yukino from my deck. Yukino a SHIT
Pragmata is really cute and I'm not even a pedophile
>>564084347+2 power is shit on a card without any mood effect and TE
How are you guys splitting RP between carnival and TT? I just realized I've been missing on basically 1-2 clocks per day since I just do 1 TT for the daily and spend the rest on carnival, so I only get 1 guaranteed daily shop per day from daily races.
ok pedo
>>564083038>seiun sky is only good as a parent gwo, don't pull
>>564084347unless you're a bloated obese whale good fucking luck even getting SS rank with that piece of shit card
>>564084515She in other servers lost to Bourbon and SMaru enough but with weaker global fronts and less time to make a good Maru she thrives from lack of predators
>>564084456why playing a video game would make you a lolicon?
>>564084347>ignoring the gold skillWhy else would we even be discussing it you braindead blubbering waste of oxygen >Roamer>zero TEVery impactful...
>>564084456Your daily post history routinely proves how much of a pedophile you are
>>564084515No one ever said that.
>>564084506I have 140 jelly bags
>>564083762I got a secret metabreaker tech for you bro
>>564084347I’ve been trying to make Daiwa Power work for the last two days and it just doesn’t, even on Umas with high speed growth
>>564084506Buy all the clocks with carnival points. Then again I still have 1100 clocks so I'm no sweating a few missed ones from daily shops.
>>564083083>Kiseki“I love drawing manga”
>>564084730*agemasens you*
>>564084839spe doesn't agemasen good boys and girls
>>564083083Duramente wants to fuck her trainer?
ssr fukukitaru is a shit card
>>564082773thanks, bwo
having Neck-and-Neck is nice but you have to remember that it's a phase_random skilldon't overinvest in it
>>564084657Whatever could you mean by this?
>>564084679Oh yeah, I guess I should use those. I have like 300.>>564084796Hmm, yeah I have 900 clocks myself. And I remember there being talk about a big clock infusion (like 200 or something) that JP got that we haven't yet.
>>564084970>t. non believer cursed by shiraoki for pissing on her statueDeserved
>>564084970No it isn't
>>564084613and what is oguri capu's excuse?
>start mant>300 clocks>anons tell me I'm doomed>now>400 clocksThe fuck
>>564085102the orange rat has lost all credibility
Good night friends!!!!
>>564085043>pacechuds have a small little gamble skill>WOW BROS BE CAREFUL IT'S NOT 100% THAT'S A HUGE BRICKcute
>>5640851694 fronts created lengths? didn't get second accel? I wasn't paying attention I was the bourbon/maru/kami that lost lol
>>564085228BUHIIIII
>>564084506I burned 50 or so jelly bags and completed the majority of the rewards in one sitting. Now all I do is 4-5 runs in the carnival to get more jelly bags and spend the rest on TT races to make sure I get the 3 daily sales (only 725 clocks left).
>>564085313Good night other pedophile
>>564082625You've been laughing for an hour?
>>564085417>otherhow many are there?
>>564085043It is all we Pacebros are givenHave to make the most of it
>>564085313Not your friendIt's not night timeFuck of-good night, Anon!
>>564084515>Mmyes my seiun sky has all the 3, 1st corner/mid-race golds and whites I wonder why she's winningI need other seiuniggers to not know this tech
>just run Christmas Oguri bros she's EZ mode>try out CM rooms>lose to every other HOguri
uooohhhhhh taishiiiiiiiiin. now do I make a biwa + ticket to go with her for the derby cm is the question
>>564084641>"card's only saving grace is 10 RB" despite players considering borrowing due the gold skill>actually the gold was an implicit part of the discussionyou disingenuous kike>>564084525>rank whoringYeah, can't forget about all those Ug (Ultra Gay) gutsmaxxxers with zero skills that are highly competitive.>>564084746would've been better if (((we))) got the rebalance where accel skills activated in the first half of late race but as it stands right now they're cope skills when compared to uniques and you're better off fetching white skills off sparks or using the very good statsticks like wit NN.Enjoy the century of xoguri domination
>>564085329she got instant NSM off the fronts too, but it wasn't enough it probably should have been but this game is rng
>>564085482I think he thinks that’s not the baby poster
>>564085482All the avatarfags besides ntr, he's just an annoying faggot
you don't need Head-On bwos
>>564085313gn
>>564084764BANANA FIEND!
>>564083647gonna be honest, I wouldn't trust urara to do this
>>564085575Rank is just a general metric, I'm sure you haven't had to worry about that for a long time however
UWEEEEEEEE
>>564085582Imagine still seething about one of the best posters in the general
>>564085692>this is what spica trainer sees every night
>>564085697Look at how big his head is.
>>564085909Me
jiggie desu wa
>>564085575>actually the gold was an implicit part of the discussionOf fucking course it wasWHY ELSE WOULD WE BE TALKING ABOUT IT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER USING IT IF NOT FOR THE GOLD SKILL?????????
>>564085658I always use head-on on my paces, no head = brick, even if the track is not that good I get it.
3 borrows spent 0 careers completed
The Stars Are Right, like Fhtagn suggested
>>564085978Lies!
>>564086225I'm telling dancho...
>>564084158last night an anon said he would job or die young on a 7 post
>>564086046You are a pedo
>>564083971DAMN that got me hard, I'm going to release tensions in the bathroom now, if you'll excuse me.
>good run>no medium S or nimblenav on inspire>shit run>sparks and pinks out the assit's all so tiresome
>>564086209he's sharpening his teeth with itnext encounter will be fatal
>>564086209Is doto the only horse who is cuter than his umamusume counterpart?
>>564086241The Kids Aren't Alright
>>564086272i am dancho
>>564086395who are your ace(s) for this CM, pasabro?
>>564084158>lost a horse shoe during the race and still won and broke the record just like Satono Reve weeks ago and front running on top of thatTabarukeks? What's the cope this time?
I will now masturbate to umamusume with great big breasts
>>564086047https://jiggie.fun/vPPL15
>>564086462i want to run an all mejiro squad for taurus, ryan/dober/ardan
>>564083971Based and canon
>>564086482Losing a horseshoe does not affect performance that much in the first place (as long as it comes off cleanly instead of fucking up the hoof)
>>564086747your pasa?
>>564086972She'll come back for mile...
>>564087001Who this qt I wanna give her a kiss <3
>>564087041If they can get pregnant they are adults
>>564086972pasa after the french are done with her
>>564087442I'm the french
>>564087041That sounds gay as fuck, NTR-san.
>>564086421*more fatal
>>564087001So called El Condor Pasa 'fans' when her unique won't instantly win them the race.
>>564086482Kek you can see Lovcen's horseshoe fucking flying off in this pic
>>564087596>Taiki reaction imageVery funny.
>>564087596I don’t see any Taikis in Aries, thoughever?
>>564087549Ok pedo
>>564083762I get it on every single run.
>>564083762Your head-on, ignited PWR MANT parents? Wat have you been doing??
Suzu you have managed to be sleep deprived for the fourth time in just classic year alone, what the fuck are you doing at night get some fucking rest
>>564083762i get it so often i don't even realize it until i'm ready to buy skills. this shit mean nothing to me man.
>>564088403Your fault
Good night
how many weeks until new scenario, getting sick of this shit
>>564088403>what the fuck are you doing at night
>>564088647
>>564088647Good night
>>564088403
>>564088647It's not night time
>>564088403Dense trainers deserve to be raped
>>564088403>4 restsIt's glue
>>5640886548 weeks until something worst
>>564088403Just got the 6th total sleep deprived rest in the run right before yasuda kinen y3, what the hell>>564089041yeah I know, my shops have been ass and I didnt get groundwork or medium s from inspo so I'm just finishing this run for dailies
we're not even out of junior year and she got this event three times already
>>564084515Christ, I need to become a whale. My umas are as good as this but I have poverty decks. Why are there barely any whales who can use the full potential of their cards?
>>564082307what deck are you using?care to share your borrow's ID?I'm making lates too and would appreciate the help
>>564088821How little you know with your brain of meat. Anon probably lives in Connecticut or some such place
>>564089507This has to be bait.
>>564089620It's me making fun of Google's AI, which actually gave me the pictured response just now
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER TEIO OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>564089676Forgive me, there are too many people who don't look past the AI response on Google and have liquefied brains as a result
>>564089507I can tell you're not from here because this isn't funny at all
>>564089720I like how good she is at getting fractures
>>564089720She makes me want to go, "Wahey!!!"
>>564089720I like it when she goes nishishi.
>>564089720fuck you teio
>>564089805Most of your trainees would dislike you and avoid you if they were real, because you are creepy and mean.
make another jiggie
>>564089440as the whale bourbon pictured whole point to me is an easier floor after that it's still luck with them showing up and the ssr finishing.
>>564089720I opened some shadowverse crossover packs and got her signed card and it made me very happy because I like her
>>564065119not entirely because her seiyuu is addicted to mahjong....
>>564085043It feels like a phase random first half
>>564065119some yt short told me wei came from her so I naturally took it as truth
I pinned down my trainee and had my way with her!
>>564089720I enjoy when she goes full yandere in that extra training event
It's amazing how irrelevant teio is nowadays.
>>564089720I can see she's not wearing panties
>>564090860My wife and our grandchild
>>564090027Okay, but it's getting fake edgeshttps://jiggie.fun/PMvQsdhttps://jiggie.fun/PMvQsd
her ass is a wonder
>>564089720sex with tokai teio
>>564090895It's flesh colored panties
>>564089491its a whale deck...MLB kitasan speed, NN wit, finemo wit and fuku speed0LB yukino bijin witborrowed MLB yaeno muteki for the skillsparent borrows are flexible and it depends if you need other distance sparks for MANT or notflower needs med anyway and digitan does not need anymy parent borrow (ryan) is not the best at only 77 compatibility score i think you can find a better onepicked this one because of the 3* barcarole which i thought might be useful837091596540
>>564090938 I made this post.
>>564089720My first limited-banner SSR, thank you for being there.
>>564089720Teio Steppy is cute
I think that Tokai Teio is cute. I still haven't bothered to read her career story but she seems to be a charming person, more or less.
I HATE Nice Nature and will NOT pull her banner
Happy Birthday Fenomeno
Does anyone have advice for seducing their trainer? Asking for a friend
Good night.
>>564091542Just rape them.
>>564091546>anons are going to sleep>I took a nap and woke up at 10pmit's over
I hate this fat retard so much it's unreal.
>>564091542you're literally stronger than them. just rape them
>>564091672>I hate this fat retard so much it's unreal.No you don't.
>>564063636yes
>>564091672No one says this
>>564091643>>564091698But rape is wrong, and I don't wanna go to jail
>>564091672She's seducing me
When the inevitable futanarization curse hits tracen, will it affect ningen women as well? Tazuna is already used to hiding a secret under her clothes, she might adapt pretty quickly.
>>564092015You are too young to go to jail, also everyone will blame your trainer for allowing it not you.
>>564092495Rape, marry, sex
>>564092495Talk about books with, talk about porn with, marry
I didn't do a career yesterday. I'll probably do one today, but I might not
>>564092919danchou needs to drag me out of my bed first before I even do a run>do one in bed I slept bad so YADA
>>564092015Umas do not go to jail for rape, silly. The trainer will learn to love it anyway.
Here come the MARVELOUS SUNDAY RACES of the Sunday variety! Neck to neck with all the fighting spirit, With all your soul and with all you've got! Everyone is welcome! Come what may! 5 Random Races, Random moods, Take the chance! Medium Corners O! PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (性交) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileSPRINT68449745MILE15846526MEDIUM13423528LONG 54029257DIRT MILE96705645First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race. Thanks to everyone who were concerned last week, I am fine now! Blood pressure is just a number!
>>564093430What did anon mean by this
Deflowered
Lately I seen more artists due nsfw art.
>>564093340My two wives
Imagine the makeup sex
saving my money for
>>564093832Ok pedo
>>564093832Yajuu Senpai ahh pose
Post Dorija
>>564093430marvelous!
>>564094113
>>564080918I really like Daisca's face
>>564094113Gladly
Peak
teio sexxu
>"Trainer we cant have sex anymore cause I turned myself onto a cat bwahahahaha!"Would you a Tachyon cat?
uhhh
bwo...
>>564094575A cat is fine too
>>564094630Teio lives rent free in her head.
>>564094575
I don't think I have any use for this
>>564093430>性交
>>564094630
>>564094575sigh*unzips*
>>564094839>digitan roomImagine the smell.
>>564094991Sublime
>>564094991I've always imagined Digitan smells like marshmallows
>>564093430i hope you're safe and well, you sure gave us a scare
What's Yanko's plans after the race in Dubai? Other than ending the year on Arima Kinen.
>>564083995that's not how you play +4 aiieeeeeeee
>>564095137marshmallows and used panties (from other umas)
missed out on medium-dirt races, this sucks...
>>564092495my writing assistant and two personal breeders
>>564093430BP is so dangerous yet so manageable, glad that you're fine but be careful.
>>564083995I've only played uno like this back in highschool
>>564094806>no use for left handed and umastan
>>564095347glasses and has stupid hair
>>564095297We are still waiting for that info, Yahagi's team had a party a couple of days ago in Japan, so I assume they will tell us before the month ends or at the beginning of the next one
Anyone else want to become Mejiro McQueen and have their club start getting touchy feely and starts turning into light fingering and groping until you're on your knees blowing and giving handjobs for being the member with the lowest fancount?
so many digitans
>>564095297sleeping with (Me)
>>564095498YWNBMQ
>>564095498from day 1
>>564095573Anon don't become a sextoy...
Bowtie Teio
>>564095498no but i do want to be one of the guys
>>564094607agnes on agnes action...
>>564093430The rooms filled up earlier than expected! We're starting now!First off, Sprint!
>>564095495what are the potential races he can be on even?
huh
>>564093430>性交www
>>564095524you aint seen nothin yetRicky release will be dirt tracks 9/11
>>564095498no but i want someone in my club (mambo) to become mejiro mcqueen and act like a brat and bully me
>>564095629I'm worthless and good for nothing it's the least I can do
>>564093430no........ I'm gonna learn this kanji
Anyone else wish they were a fat ugly bald man tricking Nishino Flower in to having sex with them and using drugs to mind break them to become a creampie slave?
>>564095664Curren-chan wins this week against the newly budding Nishino Flower and last week's winner, Air Groove!Mile in 5 minutes!
Chowa...
>>564095691BC Classic and Champions Cup were mentioned before. There are no big candidates outside of that, unless they want to run him on turf before Arima - that would open up more possibilities
>>564088403not getting her asshole turned inside-out by (you) you dense motherfucker, she's frustrated
>>564095912no UGs for sprint is surprising
>>564095696kinohttps://x.com/Gyarumamusume/status/2045920158795928040
>>564095912Last last week*
okay guts build is fucking insane what
Ah fuck not last place. I've never gotten last place before...
>>564095498how about you fall to your knees after I strike you in the back of the head with a brick, queer?
>>564089720teio hide your ballsack please
>>564095498
>>564096094I'm not really into this kind of rough play but go for it!
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.KILL TEIO.RAPE TEIO.SELL TEIO TO UGLY BALD MEN FOR $5.
>>564095976no other races till autumn... yeah that sucks
>>564095912Almost won my first marve sunday race
the image limit...
>>564096227Always nice to see you here /vm/a
>>564095798Bwo...
Hitler please give me a 3* power or stamina uma please I beg you
>>564096416>>564096416>>564096416
someone bake a bread
>>564095498oguri(you).png
>>564095912Mile race is starting, and it's the image limit. The race results will have to be in text format. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
>>564096065describe your experience. please let me subscribe to your blog.
>>564096335kill me already
>>564096814Nobody deserves that!
>>564097090then get on the couch and be ready for the wildest ride of your life
>>564097353Fine, this anon wants to be used dressed up as mcqueen
