Previous: >>563529323Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>564098608luna blaster
>>564098608i'm not letting you free just yet OP you dodged me last thread
All right who is eating who first in Splatoon Raiders?
>>564101241*who is eating whom
>>564101241Me eating out both shiver and fryeBig man eating whatever I catch while I fish with shiver.
phew, so that's what posting on /ink/ is like
>everyones playing animal crossing, pokopia or tomodachi life Maybe the people asking for apartmemts were on to something.
put the fear of Blob in them
every e-liter player is on mcdonalds wifi
>>564110685Sightlines.
>>564110837>just don't go anywhere out from behind cover, bro
i miss when splatoon took skill
I am tired of this dead general.We need more actual discussions besides one-off "game sux lol" shitposting that goes absolutely nowhere.Here's something to talk about.>(You) get a call from Nogami himself, asking for advice on the next balance patch for Splatoon 3. He's almost ready to ship the patch, but he wants your help. He asks you for one more change that would make the game more fun to play. You can change ONE thing in the game, and he'll do it without complaints.>You could change a weapon, a special, or even a specific game mechanic, but only one. The only restriction he's given you is that he can't completely remove something.>What do you tell him?
>>564113383Remove engagement-optimized matchmaking and go back to random
>>564113383Marker piercing through opponents. With the right positioning, you can hit the same person twice.
>>564113383decrease snipewriter's ammo count to 3
>>564113383Add emotes and poses in private recon lobbies.
>>564113383make it so shooting out of a spawner (not a super jump) into own ink lets you keep momentum for a while until you exit swim, exit your ink, or enter enemy ink
>>564113383make frye completely naked
>>564113383add Now or Never! to ranked modes
>>564115475And what happens when it goes to overtime?
>>564115917you'd need an overtime track. that or pick the most fitting track (idk, Hide & Sleek could work if a bit splatfesty)i get why they didn't, but it's really lame that instead of making an overtime track, they decided "let's just not have now or never in ranked", makes it feel like a lesser mode than turf war
>>564113383fix your dogshit netcode
>when your teammate is actually an enemy spy
>>564118069How do people like that even sentient
>2026>relying on your teammates in splatoon 3roflmao
No, no overtime comeback for you
>>564113383cooler now gives only 1 main of qr, qsj and ss instead of full stacksin return, cooler's abilities now stack with your own (including aura), instead of being replaced by whichever's greater
How do you want all the weapon classes in Raiders?I would go with a Morph Gun.
>>564123460i'm predicting that weapons will be crafted and have durability, but can be repaired before they break (because the protag is a mechanic)no way that shoddy splattershot from the trailer just lasts your entire adventure
>>564128613>durabilityslopplease no
>>564131812i feel that Raiders will do everything it can to set itself apart from the mainline game campaigns, for better or for worseremains to be seen whether it will be the former or the latter
>>564108671Tomodachi is just dumb fun that allows a lot of silly customization. Fuck apartments.
7am, time to sleepI hope I dream of a woomy holding me like I'm a body pillow
Too much going on
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>564141397
I just solved apartments in Splatoon 4
Rainmaker is a very silly mode
>>564098608The inkling is saying Booyah! in this art, you can see it~!! Looking so happy :3
First known sighting of Kraken actually doing something useful in a match
>>564141662this doujinshi made me start playing jet squelcher
>>564113383Just let the general die already instead of a repeat of a shitty discussion for a game obviously nobody likes playing, let alone still playing. The answer is a new game that's not Splatoon 3.The thread has been reached its natural death long ago, let it die. Go actually do something with your meaningless life instead of being desperate for anonymous attention.
>>564113383wavebreaker oneshots
>>564164769you can leave whenever you want, bam the thread is dead for you
>>564113383Woomveem boob slider.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>564142741meanwhile I get rollers coming down from above, landing like 5 feet behind me with a swing and somehow still killing me
>>564165703take your schizo meds and get a job, kold
>>564169041You still free? Just got home
>>564174391yep, ill open a room shortlymight not be able to finish the whole rotation out though
>>564174496Alright. Just let me know when you open. Need to put a load in the wash
>>564174496I wanna play too.
>>564139401i did not dream of woomies at alllife is so cruel
>>564174752>>564175119oh someone joined, so I started, I'll reopen after this game
>>564175174I feel you. I wish I could dream. Everything is just goes to black and then I wake up to the Cruelty Squad alarm
>recruitment has ended
>>564175880Oh shit a 4th person
>>564175880dang i thought that was still everyone, sorry
We can just open up another lobby, anons. I'll make a room in 3 mins, feel free to join up
I thought this thread was dead bros..
I was off by a point on that. I saw it change
>>564177101Is there even someone else wanting to play?We're full now, incredibly
>>564177782yeah, rooms closed, was a little too late making one apparently
>>564178243Wish you fun games, I can join your lobby if someone leaves, lurking other boards atm
>dominate>someone dcs in the first min
>someone gets a Splat>disconnects
GGs openersSorry about the confusion in trying to join and whatnot
ggs woompen
>>564179909GGs to all the woomettes.Isall good. Couldn't have known a full lobby would pop up after I asked an hour after invitation lol.
>>564180034who joinedjust curiousinitials are fine
>>564180413>never plays with /ink/>acts like they'd know who anyone is
>>564180413All me
>>564180413AnonHimOther GuyLenny
>>564180413Jackie Chan.
>>564180413anonmeanonanon
Alternative colors of your weapon.
How much of a repeat is this going to be? Is it going to be the same Waves as it was back then?
they should have made a 3rd kit for the tetras and called them neon tetras.
>>564183604>same stage>same stickers>same weapon setIt's entirely a repeat most likely
1king salmoneers?
>>564185394Lemme put on something warm and I'll join you
>>564185394ready
>>564186212I'm up to join aswell
Is this game still full of transsexuals pushing their agenda on children?
>>564186439ready now
>>564186673pic unrelated, or maybe not
>>564186212>>564186424>>564186439>>564186705uhhhhhhhhh sorry I'll make the room now I scatterbrained
3/4 fis
>>564186673only on the english plaza, switch to the jp one and you get bunnysuits
>>564186673Yes, but now troons also complain about ICE and religion.
>>564187301Guess I’ll move over. How do you relocate?
>>564187939change your Splatfest Region from the lobby terminalyou might need to wait till june though if you participated last splatfest... it locks it after you participate in one
>>564186673Of course. It’s the only way these poor souls can be heard.
>>564188250lol
ggs fast as fukk kill and a gold
GGs Salmon Runners! Mr Grizz rewarding us with gold means we did a good job out there hehe. Fun games
>>564191289Is this your drawing? very woomy
GGs Solmun. Sorry for dying a lot, but we killed that ho and got a gold.
>>564191481No. My art is about 200% more shit.
>>564191608we'll get there someday anon. I just started drawing more recently. Although it more just studying people's art and putting it to pen and paper
>>564194642don't feel bad about copying, it's a really good way to learn and even the pros will still do itthe only difference between a pro and a noob in that aspect is how many references they use at once, a pro will reference many things at once (multiple different direct references as well as a lot of things memorized) whereas when you're new (or want to learn something new) it's good to reference one specific thing maybe two
>>564194642same, stealing better artists techniques has been doing wonders for me. spent the last 3 days making anime miis, with each character I tweaked the formula a bit until things got a bit more unique and less derivative, then had to go back and redo every character once I found a style that stuck
>>564194642I've been drawing for 25+ years and I'm still shit, at least for my age.
>>564186673That kind of post seems pretty in line with angsty kids though.
weed LOL
>>564195248I try not to, but I feel bad whenever I can't seem get it right and I get frustrated
>>564198046post some of your work
Do you want a new special in Raiders?
>wanna play series>Clam Shitzevery time
>>564206663this but unironically
>>564213353i imagine raiders probably won't adhere as strongly to the usual setup so i'd expect there to be new things
ha
>the e-liter that our team carried vs the enemy team aimbot
>>564216914ggs that was me
>>564216914/r/ing THAT picture.
>>564217217
>>564217347MODS
>>564217217>>564217331he never drew my ceph…..
dont hurt the woomies......
>>564220115
>>564220115unless they use e-litersin which case seabag them relentlessly
>>564220115>seabagbased
>>564221509*squidbag
>>564220253I wonder how many incidents rollers and brushes cause where they ran out of ink and the result is blunt force trauma
>>564225112>you now remember rollers could still deal damage while out of ink when the first game came out
>primetime>still taking 3+ minutes to find a series match every timeded
anyone wanna play some open in half an hour or so?
I'm not brave, I'm just too stupid to get off the tower
>>564168132put some clothes on utsuwhore
ngmi tried to flar me but it didn't work
>>564233756>veemos>kda < 1It never fails.
at what point are you supposed to try and apply the whole "skirmisher vs slayer" thing in practicebeing at 1400xp it feels like maybe i should just focus on not being retarded myself first
>>564234119>forced meme
>>564234331>veemo seethe
reminder that flar is shitter cope
>>564234159but then also, it feels like a lot of weapons are designed with the fighting duo in mindi can handle weapons like squelcher but i cant handle say, 52gal at all
i'll keep posting until you stop making excuses
Self improvement isn't real
The phrase FLAR permanently poisoned this general.
No amount of self improvement will help you when the system sets you up to fail by putting shitters on your team
>>564235757Filters are for faggots.>LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
>noooo you can't auto-hide my repetitive shitpost!!!! you MUST read it every time!!!!
>>564235647My excuse, the game put me with octolings
holy obsessed
>>564238104Meds take themThose look like rather normal K/D rates for those wepaons
>>564238104>2You're REALLY that butthurt over a children's game?
>>564238501>>564239021>>564239173Octoscum in shambles rn
why would you hate veemos when you can imagine them squeezing you dry instead
>>564240401fat
>coomerslop
>>564250140ink colour needs to be selectable in private lobbies...spreading the white ink all over the place with my heavy splatling...
yawn
where is womy
>>564255702womy is here
woomy that refuses to sit next to octolings
woomy that kisses cute veemos when drunk on tacticooler
>>564170264It was the last Hail Mary push for us, but I don't think he calculated in me doing something as dumb as jumping right into him. And in the moment I expected to immediately get ganked from behind because I didn't realize he fell down. If I were him I'd probably be yelling racial slurs for the next hour or so.
>>564250637did she really say this
>5 game loss streak>finally looks like i'm going to win the sixth game>lmao dc on your team>loseI'm genuinely beginning to suspect this game does fix matches. This is the fourth time this same scenario has happened this week. I'm on a loss streak, it looks like i'm about to win the next game, I get a DC on my team.
>>564268849happens to me every time I get a 100x match in splatfest, rigged or not this game fucking sucks
star fox will get announced this week or i post nsfw frye
SPLATOON RAIDERS COMES OUT JULY 30THCONFIRMED VIA NINTENDO TODAY
>>564272334meant to say 23th*
There you go.
>>564272334it's also single-player only.
>new deep cut amiibos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8DOOMFAGS IN SHAMBLES
>>564273412It's over...
>continuing the trend of making the characters' proportions closer and closer to humans with every gameyawn
>>564272990https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aadla/index.htmlno, it has online components.it's also $50 digitally.
Wake the fuck up squiggers
>>564273412Oh my...
>single player focused with online co-op featured>$60 physical $50 digitalwe won so hard
>>564272334>>564272432>releases a week before my birthdayshit I might have to gift myself a switch 2>>564273980I didn't even notice. got a comparison between DC's new and old models?
>literally just single player salmonids plus side order
>>564274592>aren't you tired of being nice??
>ALL THE SALMONIDS ARE PAST THEMEDTEAM PAST'S ONLY CONTRIBUTION IS RAIDERS AHAHAHAHA
where's the sex with shiver minigame
Would be cool if owning the game let you have the hairstyles in Splatoon 3 but I'm not gonna hold out hope for that. The double braids is so cute..
>doomfags btfo'd this hardmaybe this time they'll finally learn
>>564275080she only has sex with frye she even laughs at her funny jokes in the trailer.
>>564275234frye is fucking ugly, nobody has sex with her
>>564275496homosexual
About what you expected?
Yeah yeah, but where are the rest of the third kits?
>>564275179when did doomfags ever say the game wasn't going to come out?
Where are the "le repurposed dlc" copers now?
such cute frecklesvery seggsable twinklingdespite the brew
you know people like the cucKold mormon is going to stay playing splatoon 3 because he doesnt have a Switch 2 and hes garbage at single player splatoon he still hasnt beaten the secret kettle kek>>564217217this one?
>>564273412>unibrowfinally, armenian yebbies
>>564273412My only wish is that that it came with a switch 2 bundle.I would've loved a deep cut themed switch 2.
>>564272529>Shiver and Big Man show up to work in normal SR suits>Frye shows up in a black bikini >She also stole the Grizz Splatana>Shiver watches a Frye jumps around and fightsHappiest day of Shiver's life
>>564273412Veem mechanic possiblehmmm I must ponder the choice now
someone's gonna draw shiver or frye getting fucked inside this thing.
>Single player slop YikesIt's for children and c+ rank players
>>564278002im a faggot who only plays clam blitz and i hate grizzco btw
it took 7 years but we finally have octo twintails
frye's skin is the same color as poop lmao
>>564277668I love that smug look on her face>>564278130Finally now I need a slider to make them longer
clam blitz? more like... clam shitz!eyyyooooooooooooo!!!
>>564234575
Its taken 11 years but we finally have denim shorts as an option.
>>564276337Reminds me of the crown accesory one inker was fond of.
I haven't played this series in years because 3 was shit but I'm coming back for the spinoff.Is 3 still shit or did the updates somewhat salvage it? Asking for the sake of my copium for 4.
oh great, more spamming/flooding.
ngl I like all the hair styles having junk and shit in them, adds to the aesthetic
>Spend 90 dollars to play easy mode salmon runYou will get bored after 30 hours
>>564278781it's fun, but i worry this means these styles will be exclusive to this game
>>564278781Filling my woomy with degraded microplastics.
>>564278810It's 70 for physical, 60 for digital.
>>564278848>"hey woom, i wanna get kinky tonight...">*cuffed to bed with plastic drink can ring*
>>564278753Yes lets not talk about a game that this general is for how dare we.
>>564278913Nope, $60 physical and $50 digital, check eshop.
Do Frye and Shiver know that the other loves Big Man?
>>564279010that'd be weird, considering they're married in my island
Think of all the weight Shiver will gain from eating junk she fishes up that's full of microplastics that'll stay in her system forever.
>>564278753>>564278947I genuinely just wanted to know because I really dislike 3, let me clarify for the sake of not just sounding like a shitpost:Are any of the new maps better than the launch ones and is the balancing on weapons any better than it was when I last checked? (Honestly the maps are the only thing that really killed the game to me because of how important they are to gameplay)
Time to add 3 more amiibo's to the collectionBut will they work in S3 as is or just default to the regular versions?
>>564279260Now every idol group has 2 sets of amiibos. Harmony has been restored.
>>564278870Smelling Frye's blueberry toesies
>>564279260i fucking hate how they're edging us with frye, are her boobs big or not? they look flat here but in some webms they look biggerit's like they purposefully made her raiders design to hide her boobs unless you view it from an angle and it pisses me off
>>564279249yesehhh?a bunch of older maps got fixed up a bit too
>>564278632>>564278959>start game with barefoot MechanicWould've been worth $79.99 just for that teebeeaych
>>564279382OK cool, that's all I wanted to know because that means 4's maps might not be bad, I will probably go back and actually play side order before that game comes out too just because I never have.
>shiver i'm under the water please help me
Woomy is showing belly under overalls
>>564273412>on my birthday>new amiibo>online co-opI can never escape the woomy
Now, my only real question is if this is enough for me to get a switch 2. I know nintendo plans on releasing an upgraded version someday but should I just lie and wait or pull the trigger
>>564280217Go ahead
>Raiders is basically Salmon Run: The GameGlad the devs finally realized what the only good mode was, took them long enough
>>564280217anon they're likely gonna hike the prices on the console soon
Raiders will revitalize /ink/!With online coop confirmed, I'm really looking forward for playing with you /ink/. :>
Well now that this series is finally dead and buried, what are we going to now?
>>564279367
can not get those last couple of frames out without screwing up the webm
>>564280713that's not even giving us a closer look
Raiders should end with Mechanic presenting work related harrassment forms to Marie regarding the shit Deep Cut made her go through.
>>564280345>>564280217yeah, buying early is now the new way to save on any hardware.
>>564280481>With online coop confirmedIt was confirmed? Where?
Im actually kinda skeptical its going to be all salmons. It could be, but at the same time Im kinda getting teaser/disc 1 enemy vibes. The salmonids are just on the coasts and further inland you have an ancient ruins of a lost nautilus civilization.
>>564280894on twitter.
>it's just singleplayer salmon runlol
>>564280894>>564281004https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/splatoon-raiders-switch-2/
>>564280217Same. There's no point to me in playing it, if there's no multiplayer.
>>564281004Something a lot of /ink/er have wanted for years
>>564281082Agreed! Lots of fake hype in this thread right now. You won't even be able to play with /ink/!
>>564281138are you being retarded on purpose
>>564280894Yeah, it has online coop too, meaning we really can play ourselves with (hopefully they let you make private lobbies), as well take our PB culture into it and let us take pics.https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/2046583481434583309That means you gotta buy the game as soon as you can, or it's gonna be a little boring if you get it later and everyone else here has explored already every corner of these levels.
>itt /ink/ers who can't read beyond a 2nd-grade level.
>>564278130this is the effect of pollution on octoling communities, very sad>>564280978thats cool, but it seems like it would just be playing through the same static levels with people instead of being randomized like salmon run, which I dont think people are going to want to do for long
>>564279367Pretty sure most cephs are flatEven Marine is very petite contrary to what fanart would have you believe
>>564273412>just a reskin of side order with more mechanicssingleplayer gets worse with every game.
I just came to say I'm loving the woom-look of raidersthose skinny revealing bodies with playfully big extremities always drive me wild!
>>564281351have you seen frye's ingame modelalso no, it's because you're comparing the size to their giant heads, if you compare it to their bodies they're actually pretty big. fanart tends to reduce the size of their heads.
>>564281497I accept that there's something there for somet characters, but it's still small enough to be sensible, not like the fatty porn that the lowest common denominator tends to gravitate towards
>>564280978>>564281079>>564281208>This is mainly a single-player adventure, but you won’t be alone: one member of Deep Cut will raid alongside you in a powerful bot. You can also join with up to three other players online* or via local wireless**.Hm. Gotta see what the multiplayer of it will be like before I buy it. I prefer the pvp side of splatoon more than the coop side, but if the coop here happens to be more fun than the coop in Splat3, then I might get it.I don't really want to have to play through the single player mode though.
>>564281690Agreed, I'll be holding off my purchase!
They fucked ranked so bad they made 3 different game modes to avoid addressing it. And ranked is the only reason to buy this game. Brave choice.
>not $70instantly preordered
>>564281497don't tell me Raiders took away her utsuhoppai
the what now island
>>564280713>they connectsex metaphor
>>564282434they look big going by the shawl herewe just need a better angle
>>564282541You can be Bot Buddies with Big Man
>>564277668Shiver sitting on my face while piloting whatever this thing is
>>564281690Read the twitter postThe entire game will be coop if desired
>>564282640Oh.... So it's a single player game, that can be played as coop... Thank you for the clarification. I don't think this game's for me then.
Also not a game-key
i'm a little surprised how much the game lends itself to the same artstyle as bananza, that seems risky on nintendo's parti like it, but i also haven't played bananza so the style is a bit more novel for me... might hurt them in media reviews i reckon
>>564282959the games look nothing alike
life is so beautiful
>>564282959It does feel very bananza like.
>>564283072They clearly took inspiration
>>564282828me when chicken tendie
Mmmm... Mechanic yebbies...
I hope I don't accidentally nail my flopper to a plank
Which hairstyle will (You)r mechanic be rockin'?
>>564283712Double braid or default.
>>564283712octo twintails unless the top left option for them is cuter, we didn't get to see it in the trailer
>>564282959I guess it kinda looks like the opening level of bananza. But that is a tropical island with a junk/salvage theme. I could say it looks like every video game beach since the dreamcast era.
maybe it's time to just say "boy or girl" again, with the hairstyles being the same this looks really clunky, needing a "speak" button to hear which one is boy or girl which is what 99.9% of people want to pick for
>>564282939BASEDThe real cost of digital is storage. I dont mind paying $10 more to not take up space.
>>564283964it's here because the messy hairstyle is the same and it's harder to see the brows
>>564283904That and also, the UI and some of the mechanics (upgrade tree, collecting a treasure horde), for someone that hasn't played bananza it looks like bananza
>>564283910going from the trailer, frye is your barberwhich makes this even more hilarious
kold keep retweeting cuck porn of that miitopia game what's even the fucking point? seems like you're just a cuck that watches miis talk to each other with predetermined lines with ad lib from the player to fool idiots into thinking theyre doing something
>>564283910Bondage tails for me.
>>564283910Finally, I can make weyyo Thugnificent.
>>564282835Do you not play SR? Its SR but with out rando's fucking it all up on wave 1.Personally I'll play the entire game solo then do a 2nd run with /ink/>>564283712Hard to pick guess whatever I'm in the mood for that day.
>>564283910>jar afro puffscute
>>564283910>>564283712Default or twin tails. Or the duck. Because why the heck not the duck (it floats in water). The RCA plug hair ties are very silly in a good way, but you couldn't pay me enough to be octo.
>>564273980They're adults
>>564282519/ink/'s favorite island.
>>564273980They still have giant heads and the adults have always looked much closer to humans than the kids.
>>564285680cute space buns!
mechanic/pilot is a grown ass woman
>>564282939>>564284020Raiders will only cost $50 digital and $60 physical. That's nice as well.>>564286113Can't wait for another Twatter sperg session when it comes to Splatoon again.
>>564285321>Do you not play SR?I play SR, but the most fun part about it, for me, is playing with others. Even with that though, I still prefer pvp, and only kinda like SR.
>>564286113Cracker.
Is the multiplayer going to be 4 different mechanics running around or will the other players just take control of the idols in those crab mech things?
They should've had a splatfest about who would you want to be stranded on a deserted island with and then kept the results specifically for this."You chose team big man and yet partnered up with shiver the most... interesting!"
none in /ink/ is good at SR so dont even dream of getting good games in co-op
This game is going to be closer to side order than salmon run. Several of the new salmonids they showed were jelleton reskins.
>>564286929>source: my ass
I bought every splatoon game when it launchedBut I can't afford a switch2What the fuck am I supposed to do /ink/My eyes were watering while I typed this
>>564286653Someone hasn't played with /ink/ and it shows.
>>564287115...get a job?
>>564287115you have 3 months, get a part time job if you really want it
>>564287115Bend over unc
>that feel when not poorfeels good man
Decav is dead.
>>564287115I bought 2 and 3 when it launched. Even bought a Switch the day before Splatoon 2 came out since that was my only reason for getting a switch.Had Splatoon 1, but a year or so after it launched.If it makes you feel any better, I don't plan to get Raiders. I'd have to buy a Switch 2, and Raiders don't seem worth it to me.
>>564287562Finally a proper weapon to go with the viking helmet>That gear isn't in the game
ok but seriouslywhy did they give no release date when it was first revealed if it was gonna come the next year?rhythm heaven was revealed even EARLIER and still got the 2026 estimation.
>>564287115
>>564287115You post on 4chan enough to claim mental illness welfare, it's the smartest way.
>>564287785my closest guess, and based off how the splat devs have been before, there wasn't a certain enough completion date to give a release date yet
>>564283712Braids are cute, CUTE
>>564286410This is important.
>Shiver and Frye amiibos are 2500 JPY>Big Man is 3500 JPY>3500 JPY = $22>all three amiibos $25 each in the West>(tip not included)>no threepack of amiibos for the gaijin either>$135 burger for the complete game>physical ships from Nintendo on release date>you'll be a week late playing it than digicucks before it arrivesWhy the fuck is it so hard to land a game release without shit like this spoiling the moment.
Do you mess with Splatoon fanfiction? What kinds?
>>564288410nfc tags are 5 bucks
>>564288551Hotgluing nfc tags doesn't hit the same.
>>564288410tariffs (there's new tariffs at 15% afaik)the amiibos are 20 euros in europealso they charge jap players less for everything because their currency is in the shitter so their purchasing power is lower relative to the amount they get from wages
>/ink/ is dying>quick, launch the trailer and release date
>>564278810>$50 for a 30 hour single player gameIs that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>564288410 TotK Amiibo were $30 on release and managed to get between $8-12 by the holidays. It's possible that it could happen to the Raiders Amiibo too.
I really want raiders, but man, I don't wanna pay $450 burger bucks for a console that doesn't have any other exclusives I give a shit about
>>564278810>You will get bored after 30 hoursi play salmon run every single day
>>564282939first game where the idols appear on the boxart btw
>>564289079he can't keep getting away with this
>>564287115How do you stomach slom's fps on Switch 1?
>now have a good excuse to buy a switch 2>$50/$60 game>with my autism could easily extend the single player content to a hundred hours or more>also have reason to maybe buy other switch 2 games i wasn't sure on since i'll have the console anyway>also get to transfer all my switch 1 game's and play it on a better system>have a three month warning period to save up my next three pay-checksI see this as an absolute win
>>564289812bananza and pokopia are greatmkw is also good if you find a mkw bundle
>>564289812how do i unsubscribe from this blog?
>>564289812I got a switch 2 on launch because I knew I was gonna get it eventually and didn't want to fuck around with buying it from scalpers
>>564289930>stop talking about videogames on /vg/
>>564289963this but i was getting ahead of the WW3 economic crash
>>564289413You can wait to buy until there's more game but there's a chance the console price will increase to 500 burger bucks during that time and then you'll have to rethink it again.
>>564289620Not the guy you're replying to but I simply deal with it and it hurts a lot.
>>564289413It's gonna have splat 4 in a year or two.
Is this punishment. Is this punishment from Nogami for our insolence?
>>564290232My real concentration is they'll do the splat 3 thing where it releases with it's own version that's upgraded
>>564290362I don't think Nintendo is releasing any more Switch 1 games, especially not in 2027/2028.
>>564290362they're not going to do a Switch 2 pro, hardware prices are way too insane for that
>>564286410one mechanic, three pearl drones that can stun salmonids and ... idk play sound effects or something
>it's just single player salmon rungod damn it's just a fleshed out side order
>>564290473that and Nintendo doesn't do the whole "pro" thing with their hardware, at least when it comes to system specs. They only put out improved screens or alternate hardware designs.
>>564290617>it's just a fleshed out side orderGood...? Side Order's entire problem was that it was too short and simplistic. Taking those systems and making a "full" game out of them sounds great.
>>564290623Fuck you. Show me that its more than just Side Order with Deep Cut and maybe I'll buy one. Maybe.
>>564290617this is a good thing?
>>564290628>
>>564290815>or alternate hardware designs
>>564290885yeah the alternate design is that it has better and more powerful hardware
>>564290885There were New 3ds exclusive games.
>"Hurp! Durr! Wanna see our epic setpiece building when you've already seen it 10 times???"FUCK NO LET ME PLACE THE FUCKING PIPE GODAMMIT
>>564290723>>564290763>side orders problem was that it was too short and simplisticDude this is just Splatoon 3s Salmon Run with some unique bosses and specials. That's all this looks like to me. At least Octo Expansion added more elements to Hero Mode that weren't just tweaks of what was in regular Hero Mode. At least Side Order had slightly different looking enemies even if they were just reskinned salmonids and octolings. I thought this game was going to be more like Splatoon 3s Hero Mode but beefed up and with something more interesting than just reskinned Salmonids and Octotroopers. But no.I guarantee the main villian of this game is Lil Judd.
>>564290815to be fair the New! 3DS was basically a failure that only had 1 good exclusive
Im happy to finally get news but Im not convinced that the multiplayer is going to be much worthwhile. They're very specifically harping on it being a single player experience so I think the online play is just going to be tacked on and not really designed to be infinitely replayable the way SR is.
>>564291089wrong general anon
>>564291089why do we have gachatards here
>>564291094>it's just salmon run it's just salmon run no ignore all the other things in the trailer it's literally just salmon runkeep seething, retard
>>564290623mike can you draw me please
>>564291089>gachafags use /ink/say it aint so
>>564290623>fake mike
What if I don't want to participate in Deep Cuts illegal activities. Won't Marie get pissy about this?
>>564291089>gachaThis is a general for white people.
>>564291089can we pump woomy ink in this way?
>POV you're getting a haircut by frye
>"it's just salmon run"and salmon run is funcheckmate
>>564291094>I thought this game was going to be more like Splatoon 3s Hero Mode but beefed uppersonally i'm glad it's not just a beefed up version of "the best entry in a completely mediocre series of singleplayer campaigns"
>>564291089So this is wutheringwave/arknights/girlsfrontline2. It looks nice i guess.
>>564291089gachad accurately predicting raiders gameplay lmao
>>564291231It's literally just Salmon Run.>but shiver is in a crab tank and helps you ok
good thing i only got into gaming again with buying a switch 2
>>564291317>>564291324>>564291261>>564291214>>564291172You st/ink/ers will NOT shame me for playing other vidya in year 3 of this game.
>>564291479no, but i will shame you for playing gachaslop
>>564291359If Salmon run is so fun why aren't you playing it? king me
>>564291295the squidbeak platoon is already an extralegal paramilitary force
>Shiver and Co. force a random ceph to participate in their island-hopping drug smuggling operations whilst committing illegal poaching against sloms.I will buy your game.
well, if we're posting other games
>>564291438Well done anon, you got into gaming with:- not finding matches in splatoon 2- playing repeat content in splatoon 3 with dwindling playerbase
>more feral/primal salmonid speciesguess this is the effect of past winning?
>>564291624>force a random cephit's called a j*b, they hired them to fly them out there
>>564291609I don't think this is the squidbeak splatoon, anon. I'm sure they'll show up but this ain't it.
>>564291214>>564291261>>564291317>>564291537broy and prochara plays gacha and you people still like them….
who's the best /ink/ salmon runner so I can get carried?
>>564291728I doubt it factored in, who else was gonna be the enemy faction for an island setting other than ooga booga salmonids?
ONE THING, I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT>WOOMY ON WOOMYI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT>WOOMY ON WOOMYI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT>WOOMY ON WOOMYI'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT>WOOMY ON WOOMY
>>564291741>get hired for a "job">it's actually imprisonment on a remote island company town
Could you imagine how cool it would be if every Idol was unlockable to get inside that not-crab tank machine.
>>564291936fuck off, deep cut's full.
>>564291894>*faint sound of "16 tons" coming from a busted speaker sang by cephs*
>>564291763I was implying Marie can't get upset about deep cut shenanigans when she operates outside the law herself.>>564291894The first trailer showed them crash-landing on the island but I don't blame you for forgetting considering that shit dropped almost a full year ago.
>>564291936I'm already annoyed no new npcs appeared and bringing the same shit back again would be even worse
>>564291936amiibo exclusive
killing salmonids in any settings other than Big Run is morally abhorrent but something is extra fucked about doing it on a remote island to uncontacted isolated tribes
>>564282939box art looks fan made, something about the engineer's facial expression and model looks straight out of SFM
oh nooo haha imagine being trapped with shiver and frye on erpp island haha wow it sure is hot and sweaty haha
these cutscenes are going to be a goldminetruly nextgen splatoon
>>564289521deep cut won bigly
>>564292230What are you? A fucking pussy? These Salmiggers want to fucking die.
>>564291936>Marina worries that maybe the Salmonid are just misled or misunderstood and thinks we should try to communicate with them>Pearl practices her beatboxing and freestyle rapping to the rhythm of the mech's weaponry>Marie constantly complains that everything the Raiders are doing seems questionably legal at best>Callie gleefully unleashes hell on the Salmonid like she's playing an arcade game
>>564292326I like mechanic chan's freckles
>>564292270What does Big Man do?
>>564292326true
>>564292326
>somehow, agent 4 returns
>>564292230this game will be the Metroid II of splatoon, goal is to drive all fsh to extinction before they evolve too quickly
does anyone have a gif or webm of shiver and frye from the trailer when they're in the same scene
I wish we kept the unkempt hair. It looked cute.>>564292427We didn't get to see her special move. Or is she limited since there's no box for the eels to be in.
>>564292702we saw her eel special ability cutscene, just not ingame.
>>564292326>it's only just begun
So when are we getting a full direct?We are getting a direct, right?
>>564291089I'd pump my fluids into Mechanic-chan IYKWIM
>pissed off Marie with her contract papers is the final boss
>>564292869directs are old news grandpawe have Nintendo Today now
>>564292642
Nogami woke up one morning and decided he wanted a game that overhauled all woomy animations, especially anything to do with Shiver.
>>564293160thank you
>>564293160Man frye's tits are huge here. Too bad she's brown.
>>564293398personal space, lady
>>564292869not until june, according to nateand everything revealed that he talked about has been correct so far
>a player protagonist with canon dried floppersa sad day
>>564293423but that's the best part
Think I’m getting Raiders digitally for consistency’s sake. Also I can piss $50 so it’s basically free at that point
>>564293423brownness is pre requisite for big boobs in the splatoon universe>inb4 marieactually look at her model
>>564293497usually nintendo games get more trailers a month before so a new raiders trailer in june seems correctanyways, star fox needs to be at the latest announced next week on tuesday as it's golden week right after, otherwise he'd be wrong on that.
Will Sheldon show up? Poor bastard got nothing in 3.
>>564293603I don't care if Marie is flat. In my minds eye she has massive breasts. Massive breasts that she finds personally annoying and sulks at with her grumpy face whenever she looks down at them.
I HECKING LOVE BASE BUILDING AND CRAFTING AND GRINDING REPETITIVE LEVELS FOR MATS
>>564293739I can't believe Big Man canonically is killed by his own co-stars because he refused to genocide sloms and take their shit.
>>564293739now reverse it
>>564294048she's got the fucking loaded axe from sekiro
>a woomy that does physical laborwhat hick town does this squid come from
>>564294037
>>564294208people with pilots licenses are usually rich kids
>>564292035Some people say a squid is made outta inkA poor squid's made outta sweat and drinkSweat and drink and scales and chunksAnother weapon tweak and teammates that suckYou load sixteen eggs, what do you get?Another match over and deeper in debtRanked Match, don't you call me 'cause I can't goI owe my soul to the Grizz Co. storeI queued one mornin' when the tide was lowI picked up my slopsuit and I walked to the shoreI loaded sixteen egg, shining golden raysAnd the bear said to me, "Don't expect extra pay"(I'm out of ideas for more lyrics)
The wait from 2 to 3 was so long that july sounds like tomorrow.
Okay it's been 5 hours already, can we go back to having 3 posts per hour now so it's easier to keep up with the thread?
>>564293739theyre doing this to me tomorrow
new trailer looks kind of awooga am i right fellow gamers
>>564294480irony poisoning is so 2020
>>564294381No you miserable cunt.
OtHfags what do we do now? Side Order was shit and we all know it. We have been beaten.
>>564293398imagining the smell immediately
How will online play work? Will they use the much larger maps from the story or will they make more general salmon run smaller maps for online play.
>>564291609Soon Outer Woomy shall be real
>>564294939probably the same but enemies have more health and/or there's more of them
>>564294745you already had both OE and SO and both were good, pearls voice is hoarse now she cannot loudbooyah anymore
>>564291642Goblin cleaning?
>>564294939>salmonid health increased directly proportional to lobby sizeHope you like it
I'm hype
The amount of fishfucking art is about to increase drastically.
Imagine Shiver on top of you on a sandy beach. The STENCH of living on a shack barge for months.
>>564294970BOSS GET DOWN
>>564293739THIS IS FOR STEVE IRWIN
>>564294778>>564295274What is it with autists and smell fetishism
Marie needs money for Craigs retirement plan. The gang must steal priceless cultural artifacts from the Salmonids to sell on the black market to pay for all the seaweed stew Craig will need.
>Agent 4 dropping in during Raiders>"Heh, kept you waiting, huh?"
>>564292702We see all 3 of them in game who you take with you gives you access to that unique special.Multi target with the eel'sRampage with Master MegaAttack from the ink with Big Man or just ride him hard in battle.
>>564295534>Craig wheeled into the scene looking like this
>>564295274
Shelly and Donny is the key to all this.We need to get Shelly and Donny working.
>2 new hairstyles>5 seconds later they completely remove them from the gameNOGAMIIIIIII
>>564295462pheromones are sexy anon it's not that complicated
>>564295861Could be a post-game unlockable.
sweaty frye
>>564293398>Wanna join me and Frye for a two woomy one veemo sex day?
Just you wait. The final levels of the game will have octotroopers, except this time they'll be brownish.
fresh smelling big man
there better be inexplicable hot springs
>>564296102Octarians but this time they're ... hypnotized by a minor suntan !!!
>>564296102I hope they're pirates and they're led by a sexy pirate queen tako
>>564295861100% reward, screencap this
>>564295861>still gender differencesThis is good to see. Hopefully 4 keeps it up.
callie got hypno'd again...
>>564296351callie thought she was being sold normal sunglasses but they're hypnoshades again
>>564294347Only if you live in some shithole in Africa. Anyone can get a pilot license its not expensive
>>564296439no she probably just bought a salmonid totem like a dumb bitch from a splatsville pawn shop
>>564291848(You)aankatbooyahboymikkanoblesneakysnakepanic
>>564296669All of those people left
>>564295843>hockey themed salmon levels appear late game
>still not on the list
>>564296875It looks like someone hasn't played sr with /ink/ recently.
>>564295274Anon please I........>Deep breathcan only take so much>Moar
don't stick your dick in crazy, anon.
>>564297271kold doesnt play salmon run he's worse than your rando freelancer he can't even take out s flyfish kek
>>564296669I shit the bed all the time in /ink/ lobbies though.
Hey i just had a really annoying thought. Nowhere in the trailer does the mechanic turn into a squid. Is that just a coincidence? Surely they wouldnt mess with the main gimmick of the game right?
>>564297616don't be paranoid lmao
>>564297459stop talking about yourself
>>564297459Really? He seemed pretty decent when we had pb's. Moved around fast so I thought it would translate over to sr.Also I'm curious bout the discord now, with how much people bring it up. I'm new round here.
>>564297862anon you're posting to a schizo who's obsessed with a random guy here
>>564297616
>>564297862ngmi if you can't discern obvious low quality bait from someone who dptg
>>564298000Thanks I figured i was going insane.
I’m going with Veemo Mechanic.
Here's your new sub in 4.
>>564297717Im still really annoyed that we dont see the idols turn into squid so i get paranoid about stuff like this.
>I am growing stronger
>>564298336>now look buddy, i'm an engineer. that means i solve problems
>>564298160The hell is dptg. Don't play the game?
>>564298692Doesnt play the game.
>>564298692don't/doesn't play the game
So I start the game as a dirty smelly barefoot freckled woomy?
>>564291728This game has probably been planned since S3 released and Side Order entered development, they may have decided to expand the scope of a DLC idea into a full game when they got word about more powerful hardware coming in the next few years.
>>564298909Isn’t it wonderful.
so what is the obligatory player-copying enemy going to be?
>>564296875Doesn’t change the fact that they are the best.
>>564299283salmonid mech that's a player-based model but like 2 to 3 times bigger and made of junk and gears and hissing steam
>>564293398I'm in genuine disbelief at how hot they made Shiver
>>564299283Chozo ghost spirit of cephalopods past.
>>564299437and a frenzied lobster is in the headpiece surviving what would otherwise be a fatal steam boil
>>564295916Yeah but they should smell good? Not be descibed as stenches or odors?
i love my flat adult wife Shiver
>>564297862kold shittalks behind other /ink/ers for years now, he gets made fun of alot, one of the jokes is the "just initals" one
>>564298336Put dispenser here.
Let me axe the Salmonids a few questions.
>564300117I've barely been here in the last couple years, crazy to see you're still at it. schizophrenia is crazy
>>564300426one of the gadget abilities will be an axe parry
>>564297862
>koldschizo still hasn't killed himself
>>564301108Counter attacks for 4?
>>564301548So is the kold in PBS actually him or just someone taking the piss and stealing the name. I'm just a newbie here from 4 weeks ago.
>>564301959It's none of your concern, you should ignore any and all discordfaggotry on principle.
>>564301959stop listening to drama mongering shitposters
>>564301959tldr, someone found it funny 2+ or so years ago to go on a (now dead) discord and basically screenshot everytime an /ink/er posted, exaggarate it and then make up shit for no reason other than to shittalk said /ink/erthe sad part is that he doesn't have any screenshots newer than early 2024, so he just posts the same shit over and over.that's all the info you need.
>>564302080>>564302201>>564302553No squids in the fight. I just find it interesting. I'll be like Mechanic and just fix some machinery. Lawnmower ain't workin too gud.
>>564301959It's a small server, you can't impersonate anyone and he's just stupid enough and a underage ban to act like that
So are you going to turn your character into Mechanic or making a new character?
>>564302758Probably the latter, because my woomy is too stupid to be a mechanic.
>>564302758I might play as a veemo since the top left style looks promising. I can't believe they didn't show it off in the trailer.
>>564282959I expect the game to be layed out a lot more like bananza honestly. A overworld with open but clearly signposted challenges to get crystals, coupled with something like the kettles from alterna to sneak into pocket dimensions with more rigid or gimmicky challenges. I guess thats really just the mario odyssey formula. Spyro formula if you really want to go back in time.
>woomy>skintone 1>long flops>green eyesyup, woomin' time
>>564303604there are no long flops, anon...
No point in having Nintendo directs anymore.
>>564303649you heard of dptg now get ready for dwtt
>>564303649
dark woomy, thats my mechanic.
>>564303826but there aren't, the classic floppers aren't an option
>>564302716Yikes, thanks for letting me know. I'll try to avoid this going forward
>>564303604>he doesn't know
>>564304451i meant the other guy didn't watch the trailer.
>>564304483you're still responding to a schizo
I wonder if these guys would let me into the server.
So if Present won they would be regular Salmonids with new members. If Future won they’d be roboticized.
>>564304997It's not worth it trust me. The place is basically dead and has a sperg mod who bans you on the spot if you're inactive for too long.
>thinking past vs present had anything to do with raidersthats for 4, not raiders.
>>564305132Probably not. It would mess with the aesthetic too much. I'm 99% sure that the salmonid design was already decided, independent from the result of Grand Fest
>>564304931take your meds schizo
>>564305385then why are they so past themed
>>564305883Why? Because they're wearing rags?
>>564305883they're a different species of solomon.
>>564305958many of the new slom look like dinosaurs
>564304483>564301959>TOTALLY new and unbiased here bros!!you are actually so pathetic
>>564305883It just made sense. Robots or modern salmonids on an undiscovered island would feel weird. It just plays into the assumption that an tribe of salmon that has never gotten contact with anyone would just turn into them.
>>564306037that's actually kino as fuck
>>564306040They're in spawning season and live in a different environment than the ones we see in SR
>>564307287>Nogami paid attention to all those salmon fucker images that exist and made it happen
>>564307650
>>564306037>>564305883that isn't a different speciessalmon just change dramatically in coloration and shape when they're fucking or about to fuck
havent played splatoon since 3's final splatfest, butsex with shiver
>>564307978go to the /v/ thread then
Purely cosmetic or gameplay function?
>>564301959It's actually him, he only uses the grey nzap and wears the same outfit also nobody actually wants to be him not even ironically
Of course the Squid Sisters are too old to come along.
>>564308334gameplay function the salmonid air jump statue says it's compatible with all tank types
>>564308334definitely affects gameplay, there's also a tank in that's horizontal
>>564308535The horizontal one is second one. Mechanic is just tinkering with it.
I wonder what the new band is for Raiders' music.It's certainly not ω-3.
>>564308334High ammo countFast firing rateStandard tankFast reloadJust not noticed the burner on the top of the tank on the left.
>>564310290Based on the fact the salmonid artifact is compatible with all tank types. There are parts that are only compatible with some tank types.
>>564310397Yeah I'm just takeing a guess at what each tanks main ability will be while the stuff you find will keep boosting that tank
>>564306037It's the same fish, they just turn red and put on their rape face when it's time to leave the ocean and swim upstream the river to rub one out then they all die. That's literally what "salmon run" is irl.
>>564311665what was G*d cooking when he came up with this
>>564311827The eternal dao has its mysteries.
>Shiver and Frye amiibos sold out>was only able to secure big memeFUCK
I miss foot schizo
raiders better have matchmaking because i have no friends
I'm goated in SRI better see st/ink/ers groveling at my feet for a hard carry
What would happen if Splat 4 added a 4th gear piece
>>564312515they're not even up in europe
>>564313016I want one that's worth 3p so the max is 60 instead of 57.
Wowee Nintendo-chan, $60 for a Splatoon 3 DLC. Please shit in my mouth some more.
I don’t really want to play with anyone.
>>564313351then your not a real fan
>>564313351the game is bigger than splatoon 3 + dlc combinedyou lost, doomfag
I would be surprised if raiders even has content with difficulty on par with zero hacks side order or inner agent 3. I think it'll probably be an easy ride all the way through.
>>564313351open wide
>>564313767orangechan... you need to get outside more...
>>564297862Also new to inkgen. Is the discord an ifykyk thing or can someone drop the link? Got too much freetime on my hands atm and hate splatooning it alone
Please let these amiibo’s grant us more gameplay instead of just extra rewards!
>>564314274nobody uses it any more because of the aforementioned schizo
>>564311827dunno but we have to jump through hoops to accomodate too
>>564300117>>564301548yo was good ballin
>>564312515Where? They aren't even listed on the US nintendo store.
>>564314508...HOWEVER
>>564314834?https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/amiibo-big-man-splatoon-series-125232/
>>564314860>This is somehow a salmin
>>564314860they're speciating too much
>>564308334cute feet
>>564312515I got mine. Sucks the bundle wasn’t available.
Splatoon Raiders Trailers Analysis And Thoughtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJmvtxXwJ5k
>>564312515>"pre-purchase" button still active>only tells you it's not available after clicking itNINTENDO!!1Also Big Man is now goners, too. But I expect restocks desu.
but i thought no one would buy frye amiibos
>$25 amiibos
>>564315984+ taxit's €20 in yurop
>>564314419sad. thanks for info though! Means I'll have to lurk moar to catch a pb happening. Maybe raiders announcement will increase activity here by a notch. Playing with "a"non and another inker was fun yesterday, we salmoned the run real good
2022
>>564315984>>564316042You can buy a $450 console and a $60 game but $20 is suddenly pushing the line.
>>564314735take your meds schizo
>>564316639It was less of an issue when amiibos actually did something, like unlocking challenge mode for S1.
>>5643165292026
>>564316529This is the first image I saved from S3 era /ink/.
Got a new WIP. I want to try a rough, messy, monochrome style. What other outfit/style idea should I try after?
>>564316860and what was the last
>>564316783It's better now that amiibos don't do too much besides unlock cosmetics. Most substantial thing they've done for Splatoon since the first game has been accessing the Grand Festival venue again.
>>564316529Damn Wii games look like THAT!?
>>564317057It was >>564256395
>>564317120womy
>>564316690hey you forgot to add kold and kek to your postim sure theres a flexlion script for that
>>564317003pidgeon kigurumi
Splatoon 4 ?
Why did they remove floppers?
>>564317452pushed back two more years for raiders
>>564317452in another 2 years
>>564317546not chaotic enough
frye standing like that without her baggy pants looks funny
>>564317546Probably because they had nothing else to eat
Should I play next season or is it too dead now to matter
>>564317692did you have any personal goals that you haven't met yet? are you willing to deal with whatever kept you away to reach them? If you're aiming for score go for takoroka, if you're looking for placement go for ttek.
>>564317874:)
>>564317874:3
>>564317874where did you get this picture of me
>>564317692just go for it now. if anything itll be a warm up for next season
>>564317331Should the pidgeon kigurumi be in pastel colors and all cutesy/chibi-like?
>>564315007Weird. It didn't show up even when I searched amiibo. I'm sure it'll come back eventually.
the first time we've seen her smug since the concept art
>>564318349wtf are those fr*nch names
>>564317874Made it FUCKED UP and EVILjust a look into my TWISTED MIND
>>564317664Well now her outfit matches how ugly she is.
>>564318749>time travel plotpls no
>>564318749>Deep Cut becomes responsible for slomming by starting the tradition in the deep distant past
>>564318680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU
>>564318349>pascuale
so fuckin' uhhh, we're not getting new idols and shit which kinda sucks i guess, but we might get a new performance.
>>564319421i think it's a good thing there aren't new characters, especially when deep cut got next to nothing in their main game compared to the other two idol groups
i wonder if somehow raiders will explain how golden eggs create fuzzy ooze when orca just went "dunno lol"
>>564315083Human crystals....anoomyAin't gotta explain shit
>Managed to get both Frye and Big Man>Still no ShiverMy Queen....
>>564320790>One shots Big Man
Yay! Little Buddy!
>>564319421Deep Cut are effectively new characters because they did nothing in 3
Heads up they restocked some of the raiders amiibos.
>>564318749Unlikely instead its going to be something the new local king is able to do while in heat>>564319978That was all Mr. Grizz's doing being as smart as a human and having full access to that tech let him do whatever he wanted
>>564321108Click preorder button>The request item is not available
>>564321430Worked for me, managed to preorder Frye and Shiver.
do we know if it'll have matchmaking or will it rely on having a friends list?
>>564321828the eu tweet implies it would be friends only
>>564321957that's fucking bullshit i genuinely might not even buy the game if that's true
>>564322029buddy you’re buying it day 1 like everyone else here
>>564322621i can play salmon run next wave for another couple years just fine
>>564321809I got Frye in the cart other two still attemptingGood old Nintendo lets have limits to items we haven't even put into production yet and make less money instead of lots of money, genius move
>>564320969fuckin this. deep cut seem fun based on 3's campaign, but they get barely any screentime in their own damn game. happy they're getting some real time in the spotlight
Forget this I'll try again later tonight or just wait for them to show up at other retailers.
>Get all 3 in cart>Go to checkout>Error>Remove items to continue>Frye & Big ManLAMONintendo's store is just completely fucked right now.
Bros stop preordering frye, you're taking her away from me
not buyin em
>>564326324Fryebro...stay strong, for woomy....
How do you like the artwork?
>>564326653need me a 4k version
>>564326653Cute mechanic, cute goblin, sex veemlet. I guess the walking carpet is alright.
>>564326653it's breddy gud but something about engineer woomy seems a little off in a way I can't put my finger on
>>564326852She looks like an npc.
>>564326653>>564326852Mechanic's expression looks off, like one of those fanmade cover arts.
>>564326852she doesn't quite look like she fits in, somehowi'm not sure why it is either, maybe the facial proportions , might be due to the tilt upward a little and the raised large eyebrows causing there to be little forehead despite there being supposed to be a good amount of it due to the shape, i reckon
I'll buy the amiibo when I move out.......
>>564326852She is a generic woomy standing in front of two unique idol characters and the Big Rug behind them. Did I miss them in the trailer or does this game lack Steel Eel's?
>>564328642We’ll just have to play the game.
>>564326653I just noticed that they gave frye her in-game lips. She didn't have lipstick on for her splat 3 renders.
>>564326852looks like a fuckin uhh, SFM youtube fan video or some shit
>>564326653looks like ai
>>564329291mindbroken
>>564283712>rightVeemo after falling into the bargain bin at Hotlantis
>>564330114Raiders is just propaganda to keep throwing plastic into the oceans because it'll be funny 10,000 years from now
>>564331558Frye getting stuffed full of microplastics is no laughing matter.
>>564330114it's called decora fashion
>>564331875she is the one doing the haircut after allwhere'd she even get all the shit from anywahs
>>564332402She dived into one of those giant floating garbage islands in the ocean. She also got poked by a bunch of random syringes while doing so.
>>564332402A few shipping containers have washed up on the island from nearby Woomurcia & Veenada
>>564326653Compared to other cover art woomies, Mechanic's expression is kinda dopey but I guess it makes sense since you're at the whims of some criminals hunting for treasure in highly dangerous territory with no way home rather than playing a bloodsport for fun like Orange, Pink and Lemon are.
Game and beebos in stock at Best Buyhttps://www.bestbuy.com/product/splatoon-raiders-nintendo-switch-2/J7GSL5C7QY/sku/6677767
>>564326852>>564327290>>564327403>>564329090incredibly half-assed shoop but I think a big part of it is her mouth is too small
>>564318973>Pascualo
I keep getting a boner when I play Splatoon 3, is there something wrong with me? I just like spats...
>>564337623This is a dolphin shorts general.
>>564337623just a normal reaction to woomies
>>564338023What are those? Visual learner btw
Will Fantasy finish his grand festival project before Splatoon Raiders releases
>>564339312if you want irl pics we can work something out….. :)
>>564336830Does Best Buy have a record of delivering by the release date?
>>564340606Lol
>>564339386
>>564340606Better than Nintendo for sure. For me, I have one 20 minutes from me so I'll just go and pick up in person.
why did we need another singleplayer when side order is infinitely replayable
Bedbreaking sex with the mechanic.
>>564344003because nintendo didnt put in the relatively minor amount of work necessary to actually make it feel infinitely replayable
>>564345173she has me caughton the hook if you will
>>564297454quick edit
>>564336830thanks nonny
>>564347342>Joseph
>>564348623>not Joseph
OP, make the next thread have all 3 deep cut members in their raiders outfit, and be sure to have a woomy alongside them.
>>564348836bros i miss him
>>564349880why not just use the keyart then
>>564350042codgpt, generate me deep cut and an engineer woomy
@grokt edit his woomy to be good
>>564349956same
Claude I need a 1000 word erp of sweaty shiver in heat crawling onto me at night and having her way with me this instant I am feeling very lonely and cold
>>564349880>>564099460This will sufficeNew>>564352268>>564352268>>564352268
