loli rape sim dev edition

If you don't provide weekly updates on your $2 game for at least 5 years after release, you will be review bombed

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So... I'm tired of being a gamedev failure. Can you guys give me a roadmap to make a good game? It can be a 200 reviews type of good game.

6 year already in this jobby and only made like US$ 30..

imagine a game with mechs. And a fully destgructible enviroment.

>>564124158
I already got that set up. Automated AI updates. I ain't gotta do shit.

>>564124220
Make your Dream Game and slice it up along the way into bite-sized chunks which all build forward toward your dream game.

So that your dream game becomes a content generator as you build toward it.

>>564124129
Can you stop trolling outside of /b/? Fygoon was right about you folks.

>>564124406
loli harem edition where you smack the lizards to death with futanari cock hammers.

genre: rogue like, rpg, vr, lgbtqia++

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Man, third person games are really complicated.

>>564124767
I'm making one

>>564124220
Make an incremental.

incremental backwards milf to loli aging simulator ala loligatchi

>>564124220
3D platformer

I decided that I'm making Bad Company 3, but the shitty low-budget indie version.

>>564124842
lets see it

>>564125028
NTA

Idk what was wrong with me in 2025. I was actually considering making a Godot 3D Platformer Conker's Bad Fur Day-like.

Now my mind is healthy.

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>>564124220
If I were a gamedev grifter I would use koikatsu to generate me the 2D renders, and then try to export those models into blender and then export to godot using some animation library like mixamo.

Then I would just make a popular anime porn crossover, like sailor moon * one piece * DBZ * naruto * evangelion and then make something like a porn version of vampire survivors roguelite with super ppppu fatalities, using a mobile touch single hand input.

And then use music from those shows.

Then basically create a patreon for it.

HE won, i dont even need to say his name you already know who it is

>>564125167
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3609320/Bombun/
Why didn't you?

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I saw this in Jargon and wanted to add it, basic game stats for a player to build up over time.

It's been a few days after release, and I've made ~200$ and gotten 4 positive reviews. This is about what was expecting, and what the data predicted. I do feel a good sense of satisfaction watching the playtime stats tick up, or achievements get completed. I'm not sure how many more patches I'll push, probably just any big fixes or balance if people really complain.

I'm not sure if I'll do another game or not, I have a few ideas I've been kicking around, but will probably need to lock in for IRL stuff coming up. I'll probably just take a couple months off.

>>564125236
My spiritual beliefs changed while I was on an Icelandic Cruise in August 2025 to Mid September 2025.

>>564125317
Yeah seeing a man jump overboard will change a person.

I'm throwing a Clown Themed Mansion Party when all this is said and done. Many people from here are invited.

>>564125252
With all of your accumulated skills, it's time for you to take revenge for us former tactics devs and finish West Marches.

>>564125551
I'm coming whether I'm invited or not, BUBBA

>>564125646
You're probably invited already lol.
We'll be dressed as clowns and Notch and Eric and Jon Blow are also invited.

I spent january february march and april mostly sleeping

>>564125857
are you a hibernating mammal? Lol

>>564125857
same, and this was supposed to be the year i get back on track.

so addicted to vibecoding i didnt eat today outside breakfast

>>564125857
>>564126015
This year has already out paced and out done my last 2 years combined.

For some reason, 2024 and 2025 were intensely horrible for me dev wise. I was in some sort of labyrinth.

>>564124069
hell yeah nigga

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>>564125609
The thought of looking at that old code was actually physically painful. But really, that project made me realize how important a story is to FE games. When they are just faceless mongs it loses the appeal fast. It also makes all the levels feel very samey, without story gimmicks.

The AI tech I used for the portraits has gotten way better though. The creator posted this today.

>>564126517
rolling to rape the bottom left. need a 4 or above

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>>564126517
just gotta fix the eyes and give it a sick color palate instead of straight brown and grey. also change up the face proportions, unless they are all brothers

>>564126015
>>564126175
Do you guys have a day job

>>564124220
Same. 7 years here, about a $2500 loss. I've made more than a year's salary gambling on the stock market last year alone. Getting real hard justifying this time consuming jobby. Should the next or current game fail, undecided whether 1 or 2 more games, then it's towel time. 250 reviews or better in a year's time otherwise I'm done with this.

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>>564127771

>>564127535
I am the latter poster you replied to.
I graduated from College in 2024 with a Bachelor's of Science in Computer Science and have been just working on my game.

And yeah, 2024 and 2025 were horrible for me. I messed up. I failed those years.

Now I am doing great.

>>564124220
start with pong

>>564128307
>Computer Science
How's the job market for that? Gamedev is looking like a bust for me but the CS field seems bleak and I don't want to waste 2 years going back only for it to be pointless.

>>564128683
Sorry, I don't know.
I just work on my game.

>>564127932
>7 years
have you been unemployed all that time? how often do you work on the game?

Can I ask a programming related question I'm struggling with here, or should I go somewhere else?

>>564129016
You can ask here, but you should also ask AI.

>>564129073
Ok yeah I'll ask ai first. It's probably something really simple and stupid

>>564127932
full of shit imo, finance bro don't think like this. Lets see your portfolio

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>>564123957
that was exactly what i was going to do.

Basically you can buy safe stats at the shop or gamble for more power

What other gameplay would you suggest.

>>564126517
Fellow tactics autist?

>Barely got anything done today.
FUCK

>>564129519
>>564115347

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This is like magic, lmao.

chuds BTFO
haters BTFO
agdg BTFO.

lol

>>564129776
I'm sick of your shit Cris. I'm gonna beat your ass up.

>>564128903
Mostly unemployed. It has actually been about 7 and a half years of gamedev to be more precise. And I don't work very consistently and the amount worked varies a lot.

>>564129415
You'll just have to trust me, I am not posting it.

>>564129016
Honestly just ask AI
Here you'll just get bad answers and insults

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give gamers what they want

the nagging temptation to make an isometric Diablo looking orb-like...

>>564129776
please stop. my fuck has been blown out too much lately, I need a break to recover. estoy mamado

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>>564130437

I am depressed now

>>564130676
Hi depressed now, I'm dad.

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what about 2DHD but it's like 1bit characters with no pixel animations and only a single sprite/frame

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will it flop?

>>564133394
yes. the audience are busy making actual MMOs

>>564133394
They really love slop games.
>incremental shit
>streamer bait
and of course slop channel giving advice without any kind of experience, nor credibility.
It's literally just
>have a fun game
>post clip where you do something cool and hope it goes viral
that's it

>>564133394
No, it's going to be a massive success and propel biteme game into household name status.

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>>564125252
Make Eco Balance 2: The Rebalancing

>>564133394
I don't know what a flop would be considered for this game. depends on how long it took to make. I'd wager this gets a few hundred sales at $3-5

>>564133791
I have thought about going back over it for a quality pass, and fixing things like the leaderboard and such that broke. It wouldn't be a serious project though.

>>564133394
Not a /made it/ game but not a flop either. Probably will get like 400 reviews in the first month. They should price it at 9.99, 4.99 seems like it'd be a big mistake. Idk what they will be pricing it at.

gonna get a burger flipping job and start learning art

>>564134792
Who the fuck still cares about reviews? A game can have high reviews but low sales if it gets a lot of meme reviews, median playtime and steamcharts are the only things we can rely upon.

DAMMIT

I hate coding. I just want to draw sprites and background art

>>564135739
Are you retarded?

Ultrakill got popular because it mixed concepts in an original way.
Try to think of something original, and your game will have a better chance at success.

JOSHUA
FYGOON
that's the xeet

>>564126517
You don't have to look at the old code. Start from scratch.

>>564135979
Nevermind I'm a dumbass

>>564136329
love this xeet

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i have finally figured out my prop workflow
ezpzlmnsqzy bay bee

next up 500 cocks

>>564137481
Niceeee

Vampire crawlers is pretty good. this dev keeps mogging me.....

>>564137481
prompt?

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not sure where else to ask this but what are my options for selling a porn game? I figure I have to follow local laws and steam rules for steam, is it the same with itch? is it hard to sell on dlsite if I'm not japanese?

>>564138212
You're mentally ill.

>>564138212
porn games don't really get sold they get gatekeeped behind patreon but you need to follow their rules, no loli no incest

>>564138276
guessing what my medications are is more fun than your game

>>564138212
steam and itch have demonstrated that their content guidelines are dictated by visa and mastercard. so the only question worth considering in regards to them is whether visa and mastercard will like it.

>>564138619
kanye warned about this

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I did this for shits and giggles and as an animation exercise.

>>564138874
breedable

>>564138212
DLSite has foreign developer specific conditions, forget loli you cannot even submit highschoolers. On money, their fees at most pricepoints are even higher than Steam and the threshold for them to send you a payment is 2 or 3 times higher too.

>>564135739
Easiest way to benchmark, if it helps I'm assuming 14k copies

>>564138874
team up with maid cafe dev

>>564139742
No

>>564138340
>>564139443
Noted, thanks. I was mostly curious because there's a bunch of fetishes that are illegal to sell in my country even though they're fine in other upstanding white countries, Japan aside, but I guess if money is being sent to my bank account, it can't really be helped unless there's a workaround with Patreon or with a publisher.

Well this sucks

I need to learn how to texture shit

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Can display movement, its tricky because theres a three action system for movement, its also probably not strictly accurate since there will be movement abilities that might change how that works


One idea i had was to make them transparent based on how many actions it would take to reach that point but the decal system im using is sperging out so i cant for now.


also added middle mouse rotation and mouse panning
>>564126517
Can anyone post some gameplay/images of west marches?

Or at least give me a run down?

>>564139885
you could release for free and direct them to a donation method. even with that you need to be careful, all it takes is someone looking to cause shit to report you to the donation platform... probably best to keep a few layers of abstraction for protection, especially if it's illegal in your home nation.

Where's Kannadev?

>>564142108
That's an interesting idea. Are there examples of this working?

>>564142421
no idea but it will definitely work better than nothing.

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>>564142395
I'm here. I'm trying to fix an issue with the reload animation transition. Why?

>>564142108
I didn't read whatever you just said but I want you to know that I hope your cock gets bit by a weird Australian bird or Jelly fish the next time you get in the ocean.

>>564142821
How the hell did you texture your models? What resolution?
How did you make it not blurry?
Because I've been just trying to color shit in, and it looks like garbage.

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>>564142821
Why don't you post progress any more?

>>564124129
kill yourself

>>564143214
yes mam sir

>>564143000
256x256 resolution, I switched to 128p recently. I don't use any filtering so it looks sharp but that's for PS1 graphics, PS2 does use texture filtering so maybe you are using really low resolutions?

>>564143095
But I do?

>>564127932
How do I get into stock market gambling? I feel like that might be easier than gamedev.

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>>564124767
Yeah tell me about it

>>564130539
can you make the art? can you make a game that's on the level of diablo? there's no point in copying something if you're just gonna do it worse

ToK did alright but making a mediocre clone shouldn't be a goal

>>564142821
kill yourself

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>>564143371
My texture is fucking 512x512 and it's still... That.
I fucked up, didn't I?

>>564143647
nigga what are you doing.
Open up a blender tutorial right now

>>564143734
Everything wrong, it seems!

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>>564143647
left side is an UV issue

also with the green bleeding here it means your UV islands are too close

>>564143858
I actually agree

>>564133394
Marnix mentioned that he failed to get streamers and youtubers to play it. It's a very niche concept, so it's hard to say

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>>564142821

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>>564143892
>>564143783
>>564143858
>>564143734
Now that I think about it, I think the problem came from how I unwrapped this shit.
Automatic doesn't work, using seams was still really inconsistent, and so on.
I'm a total and utter beginner when it comes to texturing, with zero skills in using the Texture Paint tool, and I think that a good start would just be "Unwrapping it in a more consistent way.

Hi! You may know me as one of the thread schizos. I'm proud to say I am recovering and posting progress never.
You may now proceed with your nodevving.

>>564144315
Why does everyone here seem to hate Kannadev?
He's
>Got an actual game that he works on
>Isn't a dick to everyone
He seems pretty unproblematic for lack of a better term.

>>564144414
It's just a couple of vocal posters, just ignore them. Engaging with them often leads to thread derailment.

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Making a cover for the OST of Guns and Nuns.

>>564144414
>Oh and he rapes children

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>>564144324
Also try to mirror some parts of the UV mesh to save on some space. Here for example only half of the pants are texture so the other side is mirrored, same for shoes and sleeves. Your face should use more space since it has the most detail too.

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I gave vibecoding a serious shot for the first time this weekend, and I was really impressed. We managed to create 5 reasonable prototypes between the 3 of us, and we polished one of them for release. They were all programmer art in html/JS, but still felt quite nice to play. I also tried out Godot MCP, but it produced significantly buggier results.

Interesting note to anyone who's interested in try this for themselves: the workflow we discovered that worked the best for collaboration is to just write out prompts in a google doc and let the one dude who's paying for Claude Max to submit a large batch of prompts at once as an update.md file.

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>>564144616
>no nipple bulge

Holy shit, using AI to help with programming is so good. Google Gemini is helping out so much. Thank you to whoever suggested I use AI for this

>>564144741
what if I told you that (You) are holding the AI back and that it would perform even better if you simply told it to make a fun innovative game with no further input?

>>564145095
>what if I told you that (You) are holding the AI back and that it would perform even better if you simply told it to make a fun innovative game with no further input?

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I just wish lil 'shua wasn't such a raging faggot who ruined AI posting for the rest of us.

>>564145095
We did a few of those on our test runs. They were pretty simple arcade games.

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>there are niggas here who unironically werent using AI since 2021

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Guys I need some feedback please. I've been working on a poker game and, since it's my first game ever, I thought I'd try keep it small but also make the best possible game I can. Really unsure as to whether this game can be marketable or even sellable, since it's a multiplayer poker game with these weird characters and some cool abilities you can do to enhance gameplay, but again I'm doubting myself since I have just been doing things with no idea if it's good or not. Been at it since I started learning game dev mid last year.

It's on Steam but I've only received 70 or so wishlists (haven't put any effort into marketing yet thought). Also I have no idea how to price it (currently $6 USD but again, no clue at all)

>>564144616
Neat
>>564144729
So I gotta manually adjust my UV, correct?
Also he doesn't have a face. I think the most detail is gonna have to go to the coat because it's the largest part of his body

>>564145342
There's a pretty stark difference between simply using AI and full on vibe coding. I didn't read or write a single line of code all weekend and managed to produce 5 video games reasonably within my specs.

>>564145853
>There's a pretty stark difference between simply using AI and full on vibe coding. I didn't read or write a single line of code all weekend and managed to produce 5 video games reasonably within my specs.

i need motivation

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>>564145853

>>564145960
Wrong. You need discipline.

>>564146458
Can't the former create the latter?
To be so utterly driven to do something that you push through all obstacles?

>>564146617
Motivation is fleeting. Discipline is forever. Be harder on yourself.

>>564146096
The average "American" (illegal mexican) new construction looks exactly like this.

>>564146617
Motivation can get you started but discipline gets you to the finish line.
If you've already started then anon is right and you need discipline.
If you haven't started and nothing motivates you to even do that, then you may have to accept your fate as a non-starter.

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>>564145960
just get motivated?

>>564146818
Is there such a thing as too hard on yourself?

>>564144414
Man I wish /agdg/ was better at pattern recognition. It's primarily 2 anons both of which are severely mentally ill. Both seem more preoccupied complaining then actually working on their games.

>>564144414
kill yourself

>>564146940
Only for women and faggots. There's no such thing for a man.

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Dreary Monday but I'm feeling great. Had some sloppy but delicious and delectable chocolate and banana cake after breakfast and I remembered what being happy is like. It's pretty good, I recommend it.
Had only 4 hours of sleep, down from 5 hours the previous night, so I thought why not start on a big and complex system I've been putting off for weeks? Who knows, maybe I can knock it out in a couple of days. Wouldn't be the first time.
136 days left before my savings run dry and my full-time gamedev career ends.

>>564142948
this you? >>564061853

>>564147164
>he eats this slop for breakfast
how fat?

>>564147164
Man you have access to an assortment of tasty desserts. What happens when the deadline for your game is reached?

t. Cant focus on devving much

whenever I think I have it bad I remind myself that gogem, boku and cris are here

>>564146458
two words for the same thing

>>564147164
How much those fatass breakfasts costing you every day?

Why do I feel more and more miserable the more I work

>>564147518
>Why do I feel more and more miserable the more I work

>>564147518
because work is miserable

>>564130169
poser

>>564147282
>how fat?
I'm currently 6kg over BMI of 25, so yeah I'm overweight.

>>564147334
>What happens when the deadline for your game is reached?
I'll need to have a job at that point because my savings will run out.
>t. Cant focus on devving much
Why not?

>>564147490
Tasty food is my only vice and my only cope. The cake was free as it happens. The other day I helped a neighbor clean out their garage and I got some cake from them and I sang its praises so loudly that I got another cake just because.

>>564147518
because you know its hopeless and you'll have nothing to show for all that work.

>>564147939
Is it

>>564145370
I recommend making deepfried memes of engineerman and posting them everywhere (with the games name in the meme somehow). Lean into the weird.

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>>564144729
Is this a slightly better starting point?

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>>564147843
>I'm currently 6kg over BMI of 25

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>>564148354
you're gonna have texture bleeding issues in the pink areas and the eye area is still far too condensed and the UV doesn't represent the geometry for the square eye

>>564148559
I said starting point. Where would you suggest I move it all?

>>564148689
scale them down so they fit, you are not overlapping the mirrored portions at all and the square eye probably needs to be seamed and flattened for the UV or else it will remain fucked

>>564148887
So scale them correctly and unwrap the visor eye

>>564133394
I'm guessing it will sell 6K copies in the first month and 18K in the first year. Enough to be a moderate financial success and give themselves 1-2 more years of runway.

>>564133394
No I've seen it covered in all sorts of places

yeah my game sux

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How does this sound?

>Genre
Survival horror

>Protagonist
White

>Antagonists
browns
The Man with the Long Nose
Human Resources

>Synopsis
White's homeland has been ravaged by browns because The Man With the Long Nose wants to turn everything into nothingness. White must reach him and put an end to his society destroying shenanigans

>Gameplay Points
Player/White navigates through crowds of potentially hostile browns with little ammo and little health.

Browns are not automatically hostile but can be easily set off by random things. Once one gets hostile, it could cascade leading to the player being swarmed. Things are always on edge and the collapse into chaos lingers everywhere.

Killing browns is an option but doing so could bring the wrath of Human Resources who sends Ukraine style drones to destroy the player.

Currency for upgrades is subject to inflation. All items/upgrades are rented/subscribed to NOT owned.

>Bosses
Head of Human Resources
Private Equity Manager
The Man With the Long Nose (of course)

>Main Theme
Stay away from browns.

>>564150241
Neat

>>564150241
sounds like it's got a hidden message
you're /pol/luting my hobby

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Added gambling to the game.

My idea for the loop is you can either pay for safe upgrades (extra damage, more health,etc).

Or gamble for more money and cool upgrades (lifesteal for example)

I think more needs to be done to make sure it feels like a good balance. I'll upload it for testing hopefully i get some feedback on the general loop and if they i recieve positive feed back on the idea ill develop it more

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>>564145370

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>>564145370
Poker Night at the Inventory + Strip Poker = millions in Gabenbucks

>>564151819
>Poker Night at the Inventory + Strip Poker = millions in Gabenbucks

God I wanna kms

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>start project
>looks good, show it to people
>eventually fuck it up and lose interest
>start new project
>having fun and making progress
>someone asks about the old project
>now I feel obliged to unfuck it and work on it even though I don't want to
I hate accountability

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chuds, BTFO.

>>564152320
if you show it to people you gotta commit

It doesn’t feel possible

>>564124220
The solution is easy. If you wanna make a good game, make what you think is a good game. If you case that moneybag your decisions will be screwed.
Of course the good game you choose to make must be something you think you can make in 6-months.
Last step, go find your audience and let them know your game exists. Not because you are chasing that money bag, but because you think your game is good.

>>564124220
>So... I'm tired of being a gamedev failure. Can you guys give me a roadmap to make a good game? It can be a 200 reviews type of good game.

>6 year already in this jobby and only made like US$ 30..

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where are da loligaems?????

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Do you study mythology and history, chuddies?

>>564153224
No, I absorb those by cultural osmosis so I don't need to study them.

>>564153129
kill yourself

named alchemy dev

>>564153129
sorry i need to be able to make moneys

>>564153224
I have the passwords. the archons won't know what hit'em.

>>564085941
>>564084891

lol faggot there's still updates

https://github.com/zakanater19/godot-roguetown/commits/main/

now post your game, you won't, you can't, fuck you

>>564153439
>he thinks pop media is a good teacher of mythology

>>564155075
Mythology is the 2000+ year old equivalent of DC Comics and Harry Potter and Star Wars, except created by illiterates and translated multiple times from its origins.

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>>564155343
>Greek and biblical myths are DC and marvel and harry potter
Holy shit lmao, this is literally the most reddit shit I read this morning.

>>564151454
https://angular.itch.io/evil-tactics

Let me know if the gamba mechanics are interesting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbmmy7NKTHw

Holy fuck, chuds.
I can actually get inspired by 1950-1960 TV series instead of modern goyslop marvelino shit.

Gotta make a Rin tin tin game.

>>564147843
Wouldn't you need to get a job beforehand? How much does the game need to make so you don't need a job?
>Why not?
Hope is gone and it just feels like a tedious task now.

i feel like some people spend years theorycrafting how to get water out of an empty well instead of just accepting the fact that it's empty. i think the problem is when someone has an empty well, but it's the only well he has. i think that type of situation makes people delusional. it's like falling into water on an open ocean and having 0 chance of rescue and then all the delusions kick in about finding an island or a ship passing.
i feel like the brain goes crazy when it's forced to make something out of nothing. and i don't mean that in a "crazy genius" sense that you come up with insane new ideas. you literally just go crazy. some people even start believing in angels, god, tarot cards, crystal balls and reading hand lines.

>>564155565
Just add a dog to Sherif 22

>>564155943
A well is a decent analogy, sometimes it takes a few years or months before it's refilled with water from rain or groundwater but it's rarely empty forever.

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>>564155943
skill issue

my target audience is laptops with igpus.

>>564155423
Yeah, why is this so hard for you to grasp? Who do you think wrote that Zeus turned into a swan and fucked some pricess?

>guy lived 3000 years ago therefore he was smarter and more creative than authors of fiction of today
Don't be worshiping idiots from thousands of years ago. They were no better than us.

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>have an awesome idea for a multiplayer game
>super fun on top of being insantly accessible and easy to play

>but basically zero way to add microtransactions to make me wealthy
Into the trash it goes

>>564156791
you should probably worry about getting the players first

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>>564156821
You guys would playtest it for me

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>>564156821
Don't hate the playa hate the game

first principles thinking: this works because i have planned it out and it's possible and it makes sense under my circumstances and i did it before and i have a good track record and i have a good portfolio proving what i'm capable of and i have the budget and time and energy and motivation. and i know what i'm doing.

thinking by analogy: eric did it, so can i.

>>564156770
Le commercial man upended all of religion and mythology by observing 30 years of human history vs stories passed down and retold over 7000 years before it was eventually compiled, studied and elaborated upon for another 1500 years.

>>564157105
>first principles thinking
I'm evidence that having planned it and having done it before and having a good track record and portfolio and everything else is still hit and a miss at best and more likely a total crapshoot

>>564157212
Modern fantasy/fiction competes in a red ocean that the old stories never had to overcome. And we know of those old stories not because they're so compelling and fun but because historians and academics and archeologists made them a subject of study.

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Got some basic 3D rendering set up, plus a debug console and transform hierarchy in my game engine.

i think making a game is luck when you try something new. but when you directly compete in an existing genre it becomes easier to make predictions. you can compare graphics, you can compare features, you can compare QoL/ease of use, you can compare creativity of the world, you can compare if the lore makes sense etc.
"measuring who wins" mostly happens in direct comparisons/competitions.
doing something new is more creative/subjective and up to early adopters if it'll get more popular.

>triangle rendering posting but more often and faster due to AI
great

I´m making a top down twin stick shooter roguelite for a course(irl not recorded). Can someone give me ideas for the setting? Having just a bunch of capsules would be lame for the final product showcase and my own ideas aren´t suitable for all ages education/portfolio purposes for trying to teach the course on other places

make a unique game if you wanna try winning the lottery, try hard to compete with existing games if you wanna win by bruteforce.

>>564157554
Narrative and mythos are not the same thing, they study old stories because of their mythos not because the narrative is compelling. In a time when reading and writing was rare and the ability to write compelling stories rarer still that was often the only deciding factor so it got hyperfocused into that one domain.
It's kind of like saying it's useless to study and develop boardgames because pong was more compelling at one point, there are theoretically around 10300 states in Pong but only 3-4 that matter, in Chess it's estimated there are 10^46 after playing 7 moves and there are 960 starting setups.

telling someone to stop caring about money is like telling someone in project zomboid to stop caring about food and zombies.

art is the bottleneck in gamedev
how many 2 more weeks cycles of ai do we need until it's fixed?

>>564150241
Sounds based and redpilled.
Would play.

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He won

>>564158198
>there are theoretically around 10300 states in Pong but only 3-4 that matter, in Chess it's estimated there are 10^46 after playing 7 moves and there are 960 starting setups.
in both games what makes it interesting or boring is the players. combinatorial analysis is completely pointless when it's left to players.

>>564158829
I really should try the white guy in asia experience

i need a game engine that simulates reality and i just add the story

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Iliterate plebbitor sharing his liberal proffesor opinion that capeshit is modern mythology wants to compare cosmological myths, fairy tales, legends, religious ancient mythology that deals with topics such as proto philosophy, cosmology, theology, morality, history, natural disasters to fucking hentai doujins where goku travels back in time to fuck chi chi and milk and pan as lolies.

Wtf.

>>564158867
>Me trying to make pong as my first game
>Buy asset pack
>watch tutorials
>there are theoretically around 10300 states in Pong
>start to hard code and script every single state so that the enemy can respond to every situation.
>if/else ftw!
>tedious at first but getting the hang of it fast.
>start organizing better
>make huge progress over the weeks
>go on /agdg/
>someone talks about coding a pinball game as his first game
>Millions of if/else statements would be needed to account for every state of the ball alone.
>Reply "kek. ngmi. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm talking from experience. My game is currently in development hell."

does it matter if i believe hitting 2 rocks together makes fire cause it makes a sound that travels through the ether and make the fire ghosts angry, therefore they ignite a flame, or if they make fire because of physics? if the result is the same?
you don't need to know how something works, just which actions it requires.

>I've been arguing with cris this whole time
that's enough aggy for me for today

>>564159937
>just which actions it requires.
How do you acquire more such useful actions, if you don't understand the basics?

so is that guy just pretending to be cris

>>564160068
learning from the book of useful actions to get results.

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>>564160243
And if the book doesn't provide an action for a specific result?

>>564160557
if you want post-ooga-booga tech you need a lot of investors and a lot of experiments to test actions.

>>564159937
Mythology is the first intelectual way humans had to record knowledge.

After mythology came religion, then philosophy and now it is science.

Claiming that myths have no intelectual value is basically saying philosophy and then science has no value.

Nigga need to read hermes of trimegistro.

>>564157606
There is always an X factor that makes predictions to go array.
Potter was turned down from almost every publisher ever, and if you take account of the overall lore and magic rules of all seven books everyone can agree that's almost laughable.
But that fucking X factor of "boarding school but you learn magic" for kids made wonders, and created a new entire genre that was milked for a decade.
In some sense Potter is the shitty proto-roguelite that no one ever saw succeding
And now we are about to have a shit remake divided in multiple parts with DEI casting.

>>564160395
kek 3/10

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>>564160832
Cool. I bet your wife is cuter.

i haven't found a single gamedesign/gamedev video on youtube yet about making actual combat. it's always more on the visual side, but never about actual stats, balancing and actually picking numbers. e.g. i've seen stuff talking about elemental damage, but not about specific values.

deciding on the actual numbers is the hard part.

ofc there wont be an absolute truth to what those numbers have to be. but there could at least be concept that guide how you pick actual numbers. or ranges. or a context that affects how you pick those numbers.

>>564160978
That's/tg/ shit, not videoames.

isometric games are just beautiful. it's like having a 3D game with ultra high poly count and the only con is the fixed perspective.

zomboid might enter the top 50 of most sold video games of all time

When i was 16 i was groomed by a community of ERPing furries most of which were 30-40 to erp with them and they all tried to make me troon out but i didn't and left. Aggydaggy feels strangely similar to that place except without the sucking and fucking

>>564161420
Hey anon, you should really post progress.

>>564161420
>but i didn't and left
good on you. i know someone who stayed with the erping furries and eventually got the chop

>>564161420
when i was 16 i was playing football with my friends and far cry and counter-strike source online. on the weekends we also went to the beach and drank alcohol.
ngl i'm almost crying, i'm so lonely these days...

>>564160978
I can give some insight since my game is focused on combat.
Balancing is the last thing you do, because you have to make sure your code works and dosen't throw spaghetti in chaotic situations.
More than numbers, your balance should be set on the feeling you wanna give while fighting. If you kill an enemy in ten hits, or 2 that feel changes.
Also the balance changes depending on your enemies: imagine a slider where one side is dynasty warriors musou, on the other a dark soul boss. More complex enemies of course need more life, otherwise they can't show all their skills and shit; dw fodder soldiers can be killed by the dozen with one hit. Again it's a matter of what feeling you wanna have, and what kind of fantasy you wanna invoke when playing your chara

>>564160954
is that your face when you try on a female wig?

>>564160978
copy the stats of a game that is similar to yours
adjust as needed

>>564161420
hello betz!

sims 3 animations are kinda impressive.
when you cook food items are spawning mid animation, particle effects when you stir ingredients in a bowl, particle effects to show emotions, all synced with sounds playing at the right time, and the bowl that spawned mid animation remains in your hand after the animation is done.
it'd be really interesting to see a breakdown video on the scripts/animation setup, doing something similar in unity/unreal.

>>564161820
a flopdev in the making the post

>>564161820
Just learn state machines bro

>>564159559
Being white is so easy wtf

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>>564161626
It's my face while I fuck your mom

>>564133394
There are currently 3 weak games on New & Trending so they have a good shot of leveraging their community to get in there.
Once they manage to do that, they should be fine.

>>564161820
speaking of sims who is going to make a tomodachi life-like for pc players who can only watch nintendofags on twitter?

>>564162396
homosexuals don't fuck women. the only thing you fuck is the aids infested town faggot

>>564162674
Your mom now has AIDS

>>564162674
Dont use language like that to describe yourself anon.

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>>564162776
two faggots. you found each other. how romantic. thank god aids will kill you both if you don't post progress. don't worry, I will pray for your swift death

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>>564161420
>except without the sucking and fucking
The sucking and fucking IS done here, but in relation to gabencunt, the overlord of /agdg/. According to /agdg/, if you don't suck the dark lord or let him fuck you, you are NGMI.

Today Marnix feasts on the crab corpses of aggydaggy.

>record my trailer with the fps counter in the corner
why would ...

>>564163967
Marnix paid his dues and endured the needed suffering to deserve his success.

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Where are the futa x femboy gaems

>>564160978
Because hacks "teaching" on youtube don't know shit. Only thing you'll ever get from them is surface level knowledge.

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Where are the heterosexual man x heterosexual woman gaems?

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>>564158829
legit having a "no, its the children who are wrong" moment. and thats ok. good for them I suppose, grifters doing well in a low-effort, exploitative genre tracks

Nobody boughted...

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>>564133810
lol

>>564160978
good game design tip: dont use numbers, use booleans or states (and dont let them become like numbers either)
your players don't, in their heart, want to be counting hits like it's sesame street, balancing how much counting they're doing is Titanic furniture arranging

>>564165126
thats pretty good for being released for 2 hours.

>>564164919
Being a small gamedev isnt being a grifter. their previous games all flopped, and they've been putting in the work.

you can look down on them for the genre of games they make, but they unironically workmog you nodevs

>>564164454
im already making a zelda like

>>564165471
I don't respect people making bank selling crystals and incense to retarded white girls, why would I respect someone making slop for gamer pigs?

>>564165565
Post how your main characters look

>>564165126
hope it works out and is not just his biteme discord.

>>564161420
>he is not inherently disgusted by anything furfag related
ngmi

>>564165471
I definitely appreciate their hustle. I guess I have a pretty comfortable life, so the idea of churning out games in genres that the """gamedev community""" has deemed to have a maximum revenue-to-effort ratio seems really unfulfilling. I guess if you're sweating your bank account when opening up your game engine, that changes things. to me that seems like a miserable way to work on a project

>>564165126
steam reviews, agdg is really interested in number go up despite the complaining

>>564165429
why would anyone take advice from you?

>>564165471
>Being a small gamedev isnt being a grifter.
Most of losers in agdg live and die by "since I don't like him, he's a grifter".

>>564164823
Miranda vs Jack is the ultimate IQ test.
Knuckledraggers favour Miranda

>>564162674
TRUTH NUKE

>>564165706
never asked for respect. they're just not grifting. ironically, they're probably the more honest working people in the yt gamedev industry. Literally 0 courses, are honest about their financials, and they arent dishonest about their successes and failures, and their output is actually impressive.

>>564166004
idk how they do it either. I cant make games I dont care about. one thing they did say was how much they loved making MMO98, moreso than their previous games, and it shows. they spent a lot of time doing a lot of small shit for the game that most people wont notice.

I'm not tryna glaze, but i just hope all devs, aggy or not, make it. they've been struggling for years, so it's a good thing if this game makes it.

no crabs in the bucket plzzz


>>564166283
kek

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>>564166347
Miranda has table manners and a job and perfect genes. I'm not going to be raising a family with a fucked in the head tomboy.

I cant find how to add custom game covers to mmo98, anyone know?

>>564167073
Miranda would 100% divorce you if things got even a little hard.

Jack would stay with you through thick and thin and has proven to be somewhat nurturing.

Ignore Mirandas ass brother.

So who got the spotlight sections in v3 was that announced yet because that's going to determine if I join