Previous: >>564117902>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Current Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Almond Eye, SSR Eishin Flash, SSR Dream Journey, SSR, Calston Light O, SSR Curren Bouquetd'or, SSR, Mihono Bourbon, SSR Tamamo Cross, SSR Stay Gold, SSR Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Teio!
Only 20 clocks left
Why is Nishino so penetrateable?
>>564138065>he uses clocks on all racesLmao retard
Doto Villain
>have to clean the apartment for inspection >it’s already 930pmBleh
Ah shit here we go again >>564138092
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
left or right?also how are your oshi builds coming up? all buono on your end?
>>564138116
>>564138196You'd better make sure to talk about that person far more than that person even posts, that'll show everybody how a pleasant and orderly community is run
Teio family planning, followed by serious attempts at impregnation
>>564138202everyone says this...ON OPPOSITE DAY, because on normal days everyone loves her
>>564138247Left, budding blossom is useless
>>564137872We know you like NTR a lot NTRbwo but can you please at least do a non-NTR op every now and then?
>>564138247We don't oshigaming at /uma/ only XOguri
>>564138247I like the left betterMy oshi is OguriBut I made a Late Tamamo to give my team some soulHope your CM run is buono
>>564138382oguri is my oshi!
>>564138382isnt this easy to do
>watch a guy play Uma>his inspiration: 90, 80, 90 + 7 or 8 hints>my inspiration: 3, 21 and + 4 hintsbros...
Aww shucks I messed up that copy and paste, apologies. I will do better tomorrow>>564138380Yes we can, how about Ayabe? I like Ayabe, does that sound fine?
>>564138332It must be opposite day everyday then, except April Fools
>>564138645Flattest girl is the sexiest one... How did she do it...
>>564138475its more funny when you bring double circle legacies and they give you jackshit for inspiration but then you bring super inbred legacies and for some reason they give you the best inspirations ever while youre doing a throwaway run
>>564138382>Mrs. VictoriaTHIS MF IS MARRIED???EXPLOOOOOOOODE
>>564138748If you consider marrying a 2D character (vivlos) his wife
I'm pretty new, so anytime someone abbreviates Narita's full name, I keep thinking they're abbreviating Netonare. At first i was wondering why everyone was talking about cucking itt
>>564138787I see. I overreacted.
>>564138247I could have went Late but honestly I like this Pace build more anyways since it means I'm not screwed as hard in heavy Front rooms and is just more fun in general to watch
>>564138819NariTa bRian..
>>564138723I don't even know how to breed
>>564138837>ntr getting ntr'dLmao
>>564138819>NaritaHer name is AGNES!
>>564138645unprotected loveydovey sex with Misuzu on a dangerous day while I kiss her on the lips
>>564138382Friendly reminder this was at the time the JP equivalent of "my oshis? Summer Maruzensky, Christmas Oguri and Valentine Bourbon"
>>564138819Do your part and call her as Top Road/Topro. This is what your uma would have wanted
>>564138897NariTa TaishRn...
love kingu
>>564138935Next time be born with a bigger dick
>>564138135Why yes whats the issue? Still have 900 clocks
>>564138973
>>564138989I dunno why but whenever I put myself in that scenario I imagine myself as her teacher, or a boss, or a figure of authority with a significan age gap, feels like any other student would be worthless in her eyes
>>564138982>I'm pretty newi know
>Outstat everyone>buy skills>still lose racesok what the fuck am I missing and how do i STOP Vodka from triggering nsg?
>>564138723Parent run vs ace run
>>564138469My wife Creek and our daughters.
>>564138135enjoy your bricked runs
>>564139175>how do i get better luckSacrifice a goat
Hear me out:Pregnant umas racing
>>564138247Left because of right handed. Although don't be surprised if she loses too much.
>>564138135based flatliner
talk me out of it
>>564138715>>564138989Noooo I was supposed to get an angry Teio reply or two and tell them its just a joke, man and the rest were supposed to be telling me they at least giggled! Arrgh
>>564139175
>>564139097Size doesn't matter.
>>564139116>>564139207>less than 2 minutes apart>suddenly answering to the same message posted 15 minutes agoNyooooticingAlso why would I use a clock on a bricked run retard
>>564139307saar, your admire vega saar
>>564139307you already survived MANT without her also why didn't you wait for the shard discount?
>>564138247>super lucky sevenwhy...
>>564139307guts deck sucks, if your wit cards are good then go ahead
>>564139328You’re right-size doesn’t matter. It’s how you use it
>>564139307You shouldn't need a second speed card in MANT anymore
>>564139359>shard discountwhat?
>>564139307you will never use an SR card again after MANT, if you do it is because you are a retard and bricked your account not rolling for the SSR banners everyone told you so
>>564139381Shiraoki asks that we gamble, and he understands that 7 is her number
>>564139381GAMBLING
>last week>get fast learner nonstop but no S>this week>get S nonstop but fast learner just vanished from existenceThis game is gay.
>>564139097ever herd of the deadly 1 inch punch? I'll show you a 1 inch punch to you're womb courtesy of my cock
>>564139116>>564139207>>564139259>3 in a rowLmao
>>564139070haru uraraNTR
>>564139449???
>>564139345schizokun?Theres rarely any bricked run in MANT. Its consistently S+/SS rank umas. Were just at the mercy if card events will actually finish
It stands for Nice Tummy Rubs anyhow
>>564139572you're replying to a flatliner who thinks anyone against him is samefagging
>>564139387Size only matters when you're fucking a loose whore
>>564139307Just do it
>>564139505
>>564139635oh okay
>>564139307Do it, it's better than most SSR spd for MANT anyway>>564139503fast learner is a meme>>564139328Sweep we know you like fat cocks
>>564139046Not true, you are brown and do not play the game
Maru(Loves only ME unconditionally and as soon as I make a proper Tulpa I'll marry her and be happy with her forever)zensky
>>564138479I like ayabe so I agree with thisalso I think the jp news section should be shortened version>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedit just looks a lot cleanerkind of obnoxiously long otherwise
>>564139610
>>564139548Long CM is over. There is no point using umas without speed growth beyond oshigaming, and at that point you are better off just borrowing Fuku or NTR
>>564139345clocklet actually clears runs with lost races lol
>>564138065I got a mere 1.2k left...
>>564139307Just run 2 speed and 4 wit cards bro
>>564139163The taboo feels more intense when there's a gap, even if it's only something like 'assistant teacher' that's fresh out of college or something.>feels like any other student would be worthless in her eyesYeah, you'd need Jun-level force of will to catch her attention as a student.>>564139309You committed a classic blunder. Never post an image more interesting than the content of your post.
I should be able to steal 100 clocks from any user who hasn’t logged in for a week
>>564139778ummm, Maruzen, you are in your estrous cyclebehave yourself
>game deems your run too good so it decides its time for you to lose a g3 multiple timesthis game is turning me racist more and more against the japanese
>>564139964If you borrow a MLB Fuku its 100% win rate
>>564139307I mean, is there anything else to use these crystals on?
>>564139779Alright then that sounds good, I will do my best to accommodate the OP to be more readable>the jp news section should be shortened versionI will admit I was being biased and kept it longer because I liked it more like that myself, but I didn't think what others would think of it. I will do better
>>564139964Racism is not a random act of kinda nice
>>564139964>no mlb Fukucouldnt be me heh
>>564140004Show us your sr cards
i finished my 12 hour MANT run danchode
>>564140038Racist acts of kinda nigger
>>564140002>>564140049bold of you to assume the game is fair to me after i pulled this with free pulls
>>564139876>Jun-level forceEven then it was only interesting to her because of his current relationship with Tomo, and even when she thought it could work he screwed it up by being himself But yeah, with her age-gap is a must especially if you add femdom
>>564139876Its just a Misuzu reaction image... I thought I was cooking with that one o well
why i shouldn't do it?
>>564140038spe would like to have a word
Tabho a cute
>>564140174Because even at mlb you'll never use that card lil sis
>>564140186Is turbo considered aloli
my kingu forever
>>564140187Why would Ai need to work at a host club?
TAHBO! is the truest daughterfu, shes cute and super duper smart! they cant catch up to you if you just run very fast
I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE ITI'M GOING TO RAPE NISHINO FLOWER AND SELL HER OFF TO OLD MEN
>>564140187No wonder she did this>>564140352Hi I'm OLD MEN
>>564139964>>564140038We are all racists here. In fact, we are probably the world's biggest racists! After all, do we not race everyday?
good morning bwos
>>564140352>nigga stakes
>>564140348Based and true
>>564140138You're borrowing the wrong parent or keep hoarding skills. You need to buy skills / uniques to win early races.
>>564140267if she's above Marvelous Sunday but below Tannhauser, she's just short.
>>564140530
>>564140416>spoilerNot all of us
>>564140596bakucute
late race starting in a corner is bad for NSM right? does NSM do anything in Taurus??
>>564140267hebe
>>564140596She's very efficient
post something cute
>>564140596I want that speedtard so bad
>>564139478my hair looks like this rn I really need a haircut but don't know what to get
>>564140443She's taking too long to release
>>564140596she so silly, cute
>>564140727soon... we gotta wait half a year
>>564026265Made a haru this time.
>>564140614Oh...
>>564140797sex with the king
>>564140774didn't see that falcon, cute orb and cute ulala
>>564140614Mambwo...
>>564139964for me it's when the game stops giving you rainbows after you buy the silly hat
>>5641407747 and you do Fuku next
What is her level of intelligence, is she able to give consent?
>>564140668
OKAY NISHINO FLOWERYOU WANT TO RAGE BAITYOU'RE SUCCESSFULI ACTUALLY USED A CLOCKYOU STUPUD CUNTI HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT I HATE THIS LITTLE SHIT
>you get rudolf pregnant>she gives birth to another teioimagine how cool would that be TWO teios but one is your daughter and loves you twice as much
>>564141000She's kinda dumb bwo
>>564141000>180 wit
>>564140824Good boy
>>564141000your nishino gacha roller once next flavor character comes out
>>564141000why did you make her stupid?
>>564141032This would be peak
>>564141000600 pwr is subpar for the Oka sho bro
>>564141000
>>564141032I'd rather she birth Tsuyoshi instead
>>564141000>he fell for the parent meme
>>564141032Thanks I hate Rudolf now
Do you guys eat your hang nails tooumamusume
>>564141182no I stopped
>>564141075>Good boyCeaseI get weak when I'm called that
NO ERP IN THE CLUB CHAT NO ERP IN THE THREAD AND DEFINITELY NO ERP IN THE DISTURD
>>564141032Rudolf doesnt look like this but she should
>>564141323Ama wife...
Can I get some advice on leaving a club? I want to at least get my "club rewards" but I don't know if quitting too soon disqualifies me from the payout or puts me on a cooldown for new clubs?
>>564137872Why do you fucking do it? you could choose literally any other uma but you always do threads with the same one, what's the point of this obnoxious avatarfagging?
>>564141182No but I used to chew my lips whenever they started cracking to the point they'd bleed and had a massive scar on my lower lip due to it
>>564141482its safe to leave : ), you still get the rewards next month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm8pkO7q4eYholy bazoinga, also someone please make a zoom in webm/gif like the dasca zoom in one
>>564141482You can't get any rewards if you join a new club after the second half of the monthJust hold out until next month
>>564141482you only get them if you've been in that club for at least 15 days and you're in the club at the time the new month starts, so quitting any time after the 14th or 15th is pointless and you lose a months income
>>564141236Why?>>564141517Had? Is it still there?>>564141482Do not leave wait till next month, then leave after you get your rewards. 1 day cd between switching clubs if not kicked
>>564141182Do you eat your nail clippings?
>>564138868Good post
>>564141482You need to leave after the payout, so to speak. If you leave earlier, you wont get a thing. Also you cant join that late into month for rewards, so no rewards in a new club either. Just wait it out and leave after monthly reset. You can join a club from here then
>>564141513jp gods told you to kill yourself and leave, so now you are back here? lol imagine being pissed at a guy posting his oshi
>>564141542awoooga. Since she is an orphan, she is very distant and warms up to you over time? Is she for (you)?
>>564141542I'm Admiring right now
>>564141781I understand why Canopus trainer did it
>>564141384sux to never get what you want bwo I feel you, tho not into it myself
>>564141482You need to stay to get the reward (picrel). If you can't fulfill all shoe donations, it might actually be better to late join a club than to stay
>>564141732I'm not the sperg that went to the jp threadsure you can post your oshi but making a thread with her like 6 times a day is obnoxious
Sorry allen danchou but i'm afk'ing till next month. Hope you understand. Thanks.
>biggest uma in the game>not a single smalldom doujinshiwho can i commission to make my dream come true? i want to see a small toreina ravage and impregnate bono
>>564141892w...who cares...?
>>564141542>>564141769AWOOGA she's got bazongas alright
allen here, the quota for this month is 200m fans.
>>564139780Umas or women in general being extremely dependent on their partner makes my cock hard like no other. Is there a specific tag for that? Yandere isn't quite the same.
>>564141952Any normal person who doesn't have attention whore disease
>>564140029
>>564141482>whining about long shoesWho cares, like actually. If it was dirt or sprint id understand, but really?
>>564141980Someone post the Daiwa comic
This thread will be gayer
>>564141892sure sure buddy that sperg isn't you, and I am not NTR anon eitherso why don't you shut the fuck up and talk about the game? or go back to /v/ma where you came from retard
Matikanetannhauser
Imagine what kind of degenerate and degraded post trainerless Umas on their equivalent of r9k would make.
Why are the Agneses like this?
>>564141976it should be this but unironicallyalso I wish the playlist was twice a month...had fun with the last one
>>564142060I don't care if you believe me lol
Which club has the cutest danchou?
>>564142060Why do we still blame /v/ma.
zamn
I will wait for Natie x King banner before doing it.
signs of a bricked run
>>564142102god she looks hideous, gross
>>564140029More people play global here why would you make the jp version longer
Why is the JP info in the OP so short? We should add more info to it so that people know what's going on
>schizo trying to slowly remove JP info from OP
>>564142178You guys use Statues?
>>564141892don't worry about it bro, no matter what you say they will just keep spamming. filter and move on if you are concerned.
>>564142220Yes Ai-chan... the JP section will be longer next time......
>>564142250I spent all of mine when Gentildonna came out to max her because I wasn't about to try to roll copies of her
>>564142249Literally useless info
>>564142310Kill yourself
>>564142249Are you retarded? It was ntranon who baked not the schizo
>>564142018I Sneed Long Shoes, my Dirt Uma are already mostly built but my Long Uma are not
>>564140443good morningI would let helios paint my nails...
>>564142112Whats the bennies of maxing out uma later anyway? Does it ever change?10 or 20 stats doesn't seem that great...
>>564142250Yee, I used them to get 3* Mambo and 5* Fuku wife
>>564141892it's an image. it wont kill you.
>>564142341A schizo is a schizo.
why is this bug still in the game?
i'm the schizo AMA
you should post something cute instead>>564142393cute!!! should let her do that then
>>564142454>lost to sirius fraud
>>564142454Don't insult grass like that...
>>564142346Do you just not play MANT? How do you not have like 3k long shoes
which uma pretends to like their trainer but secretly hates them?
>>564142567
Huh, this is the first time I'm seeing this event
>>564142487letting her do it riiiiight meow
>>564142102She looks cute and good
>>564142567sounds like curren
>>564142616There is not a single thought in that head of hers.
>>564142342taruuu
I'm starting to nyoootice. I think the NTR avatarfaggot is actually the anti-jp schizo, anytime NTRfaggot posts his usual annoying slop shortly after without fail we get the anti-NTRfaggot melty, if you time their responses back and forth. They are always within 1 minute of eachother and the default ending is always NTRfaggot coming off as an innocent victim. It is safe to conclude that this is a long running psyop to shape the public opinion of NTR and JP as a whole
>>564142567D*to
Buhiiiiii
>>564142671wei!!! (wahey for the global version)
>>564142142Same reason we blame /v/ma for the ERP
Am I the only one here not using umalator or any other simulator
Post more dirt beetles
>>564142863Boredom?
>>564142567Not Smart Falcon, that's fer sure.>>564142616Is that Happy Meek?
Cleaning my apartment and I now realize that if Admire Groove ever tried to come over to clean it, I would always want to clean my place beforehand because I refuse to let anyone know I live in such a pig sty. Still got my moving boxes in the corner
>>564142810i look like this
i dont like! it looks wrong and they also look evil
>>564142793It’s well known that it samefags like crazy
>>564142532I only did MANT for the Mission, I think it was 3 Careers? It's very overwhelming balancing Training and Rest and Races and Races with Rivals and then Mood goes down and....I did like 2 runs of Unity Cup. I REALLY hated that one.
>>564142916>Admire Groove>posts air groove >filenameLarper schizo detected
>>564142916Air Groove I meant AIR GROOVE
>>564142883I barely use it myself but sometimes I need to confirm something so...cute answer
I let a girl do my nails once in exchange for making out with her. It was a bit awkward since she kept on sexually harrassing me and asking me really unconftable questions during the hour she was painting my nails.
>>564142937Delete this right now!
>>564142993Larper
>>564142990IT WAS A MISTAKE I WAS LOOKING AT ADMIRE GROOVE ART EARLIER
>>564142883I haven't used any, but I also play the game hyper casually and only thrice a week these days.
>>564142892
>>564143043I think she was just into you bwo
>>564142916nice quill pen, do you actually write with it?
It's not a lot of whites but they're the ones I'm looking for. Can that reroll event coming later fix the blues and pinks?
>>564143108Rickey is kinda cute ngl
Look at the size of these ears. She's a real donky musume
>>564142993>>564143091
Finally have enough med sparks on my grandparents to get B med while having mile sparks on parents... Time to grind
>>564143176But are they bigger than Rice Shower’s?
>>564142883its really not that great in comparing umas because of how much the room makeup can affect things, prefer to just run 10 practice
>>564143176
>>564143176she's all ears
>>564142645Cygames ramps up the event rate for upcoming characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gvyv4p7VZ0why are they like this?>>564143176how's her career? give us a summary if you can
Is there anything more cucked than raising an umamusume? Imagine training her for 3 years to be some dyke's fuckmeat
>>564142892>>564143043>literally a win/win>acting otherwiseblehh
>>564142454>Sirius Symboli>It's calling
>>564143176Admire donkeys!
I have admire vega fatigue
>>564143176>actual JP player>NTR faggot nowhere to be seenThank you for outing that retard as a fraud
>>564143258Its not my image. I just saw it on twitter and was taken away by the size of her ears.
Ikunu Dictus is an uma no one shows any love. She is cute, and pretty.
>>564143112I doubt it, she was leading me on thats for sure but I was young and inexperienced in the ways of women so she able to wrap me around her finger like a little puppy. Looking back I believe she was the kind of girl who liked collecting guy friends for what purpose I do not know. Helios would never do that to me though.
>>564143326her hair sucksglasses toohair color as wellher face tooand race wear
>>564143196Please stop the humiliation ritual I learned my lesson I promise to reread my posts
>>564143264>>564142892I'm getting slightly converted to get her but maybe from a selector..... I won't be able to roll on umas in july
>>564143310>Posts contains nothing about NTR.>Immediately think of NTR.What is this mental illness called?
>>564143310Sorry, but I just follow JP stuff on twitter to keep up with the future.
I'm ready to move on to CM13. Everything is the same except with OGMaru ult and higher stamina requirement right?
>>564143326She has received plenty of stallion love though
https://apnews.com/article/humanoid-robots-half-marathon-beijing-302d0c4781bab20100d6a0bb4e77b629Hmm... Do you think we can have uma musume robots in the future?
>>564143176Don't say that...
>>564143423Don't forget to grab final straight skills. 500m compared to Nakayama's 300m
>>564143324
>>564143458That's not an uma...
>>564143281The power of the Admire donkeys combined is pretty funny
Any cute hands or feet posted recently?
>>564143176that’s so fucking hot
>>564143423XOguri is not as prevalent, but Evil Nature makes a return thanks to the shorter downhill and longer distance. Not sure if NSM/Nimble is consistent here
Important question boomers.What's your favorite Final Fantasy?
>>564139250
>>564143542JRPG are for retards
>>56414354215
>>564143542FF sucks.
>>564143501oh no no no
>>564143542FF9 is the apex of FF games
>>564143542Final Fantasy VIII
>>564143537Who posted their hands and feet?
>>5641435425
>>564143526And also in contrast, she severely ear mogs Still too kek
>>564143458>the edits i made for another general has found its way here
>>564143541>but Evil Nature makes a returnThank FUCK. I'm so fucking done getting matched against Dominators
Is ear mogging a thing in umamusume? They talk about tail care but nothing about ears yet in global besides ear socks/ear cleaning.>>564143324Ah that's too bad
Now that this general has officially fallen into the dark ages.Was he right?
>>564143665Absolutely ear mogged, just like Vega and Opera
wait when did climax races only do 18 all stats instead of 20 all stats with the 35% master hammer? was it nerfed?
>>564143370I think you might have been getting groomed then anon.....helios is too kindhearted to do that though>>564143542unironically 9 and 13
>>564143413maybe a few cheeky dailies as well...?>>564143526very basic noob japanese here learner here but I was like hmm sensei? no it can't be that...then I look up SENpai and it was right#W #BigWins #MostlyVocabularyLearningSoThatFeltNice>>564143458these look so weird as non-umas
>>564143669Your fault
>>564143732You accidentally ran your career with 45RB instead of 50RB
>>564143738>13You are rage baiting me, and it's working.
>>56414354210
>>564143542zoomer here which one should I play
>>564143781AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthanks
>>564143542IV but I also like III and IX
He gets too much hate
>>564143754the joy of recognizing kanji feels so right everytime I try to read doujins or something and can read the kanji, good job pat patand maybe... depends on my budget.... I really need SMaru
>>564143541>XOguri is not as prevalentsurely even without the carryover, Festive Miracle + Red Shift is stupid enough for easy wins, right?
>>564143542Tactics
>>564143542Not a boomer, and frankly the worst possible pick to answer this question: The only one I've played, Final Fantasy I.I've been meaning to play the others to further my Japanese learning.
>>564143732Your RB decreased. Did you change your deck without you noticing it?
>>564143542Nice try /xivg/ you wont fool me with this innocent question.
>>564143754Proud of you, anon. It might seem small but starting to recognize kanji like that is a big feat
>>564143807I like lightning......
>>564143698meekschizo was the only schizo i didn't mind
>set for CM12 and 13>parent done for CM14danchode sorry but i am flatlining now
>>564143768Not my fault a certain retard member hasn't gotten anything new in years
>>564143542legends 2
The exact moment Lovcen’s horseshoe came off during the race
>>564143957We desperately need him back, he was the only one who could fight off the schizo invasion
bwos.. should I use her as an ace?
>>564143965>parent done for CM14But Cheerleader Kingu isn't out yet
>>564143865I’d forgive him if he dressed like NTR and bent over for me.
>>5641438364, 9, 10, 11, 14 up to shadowbringer
>>5641438367, 9, or 10
>>564144072I'm running triple fronts and I will peg anyone running Taiki and Flower
>>564143869Wouldn't that mean bringing only 2 heals + triple 7 for late-race accel? Plus Golshi has stupid amounts of midrace that she can use both Dober and Redshift
>>564143868>>564143754Can you pass this wit check though?
>>564143542erm umamusume discussion?
>>564141000Buy some skills retard
>>564144206Answer the question!
>>564144190curren.... I'm not your oniisan and wear something you tease
>>564144151Would it be worth getting Budding Blossom on all three?
>>564141513NTR GENERALNTR GAMENTR WIFEGot to /vm/ if you're not happy
>>564144264Here's a better question: What would your trainee's favorite Final Fantasy game be?
>>564144151i hope you are aware budding blossom activation range is huge, and that 2 of your fronts will die without hitting angling and will be overtaken by the pacer chasers with NSM that will connect into budding blossom lol
>>564143869From what I've seen in rooms so far, she is still solid but not "fuck you I win" tier strong
>>564144118A+ flash my dude
this has to be one of the worst threads yet. cant wait for something worse
>>564144340I think Fuku would like X-2 a lot
Thoughts?
>>564143542I still remember the sheer disgusted look that a classmate from highschool had after asking what FF I've played after I said only FFTA on the GBA .A2 is great aesthetically but it just becomes piss easy after a certain point, thank fuck for mods tho.uma musume
>>564144284Well done anon ご褒美だよ
>>564143542a tie between these two
>>5641443408Air Shakur
>>564144519Whatever...
>>564144424s3 did not deserve these eye catchers
>>564144340Curren Chan would love FF9.
>>564143553Creek... easy on the googoo babies...
I got FOMOd and ended up rolling nishino flower. I already have all the child umas and plan to get the future ones too. What is she good at in gameplay terms though?
has anyone gotten a link to the kumiyabe Rickey umanko mentioned last thread, my pasta is still dry
>>564144573not my fault you don't like peak FF and best Uma
>>564144336>People complain about annoying ryan OPs>Crickets>People complain about annoying NTR OPs>WAH WAH WAH WAH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE
>>564144014would've been funny if it hit someone
>>564144664Her inherit is a must-have for sprint and mile tracks
>>564144734You'll miss him once he gets drafted to die for our greatest umally Tamamostein.
Anyone have the video of almond eye giving birth? A friend is getting uppity
>>564144734>one is a fag that gave in to brown demands>the other one is a gigachad that doesn't care about brownsNTR is based in my book, no matter how much you cry schizo tranny
>>564144869bwo?
Why don't you have a Chinese wife yet?
Anyone have that video of the Chiyoposter giving birth?
>>564145003Yes
>>564142697
>>564144916Most subtle samefag
>>564144734They alternate, they're in a cabal together and there are two entire clubs that accept and encourage them.
How do I join the /umajp/ cabal? Having allies that have your back sounds nice
>>564144869There’s also a new video of Loves Only You giving birth too
>>564143738How would I been groomed? She was a year younger than me. She had an influence on me at best.
>>564145187Go to their thread and post about your TB career
>>564144981I actually dated a Chinese exchange student for 3 years but she wanted to go back home after her studies and no amount of good Asian pussy could convince me to set foot in that hellscape.Sometimes I wonder if she’s ok or if she’s already been swallowed by a sinkhole and/or escalator.
>>564145274>Eating up decades old propaganda while palantir turns you into a zogslave
>>564145232should have shoot your shot then and maybe something else would happen than just making out..
>>564144981I don't speak Chinese and I find the Chinese language intimidating as fuck.Also I'd need a Chinese person who thinks the 2003 Command and Conquer Generals depiction of China is the best depiction of a futuristic China ever.>>564145232You can get groomed by people younger than you, so long as they're exploiting your vulnerability.
Would you impregnate an /uma/ anon?
>>564145274>Had the opportunity to become Chinese >Decided to remain a goytoyAristotle was right, some people are born slaves
30+ years old faggots with no life grooming each other itt wasting their lives
>>564145445
>>564145409boys can't be pregnant bwoand that's for the better
Boy, the 1/2 yuan army is really out in force right now. Enjoy your lives, for they're owned by the party.>>564145409It depends. I'd certainly try to impregnate a thread if possible! Imagine the unholy digital/biological creation I'd birth with that.Yes I'd do an uma too.
Is gold city the most woman coded uma?
>>564143868had to walk away for a bitand it doesss>>564143929thanks I kinda feel like I need to ironicpost like that because 90% of other anons here are so much better>>564144190idk what this is, but wakatte is my guess like "do you know what I'm wearing?" or but I think it would read more like "do you not know what I'm wearing?" in that case which seems a bit too aggressive
>>564145316Sorry, I should have specified: Her family is from Xingtai which at the time was the most heavily polluted city in the country.
>>564140708bald
>>564145358>spoilerW-Why do you need someone like me exactly?
>>564144730YOU FOOL! YOU DONT REMEMBER THE SQUALL MEME!?
>>564145596https://jisho.org/word/%E7%9D%80%E3%82%8Bit's kanji for "to wear" and I'm pretty sure you read it as tsukete in this context
Every dying general turns into ERP and matchmaking central eventually.
I wish I was chinese
>>564145438>upgrade from a slave to become... another slave>except you'll also never fit inSo a worse slave?
>>564145874/uma/ was fine until global released
>>564145874so /vg/ is just blue board /trash/?
>>564145917/umajp/ is two blocks down buddy
>>564145881*were
>>564145874this place turned me into a homophobe
>>564145881Why? They're genuinely the ugliest east Asians and by far the worst fucking tourists.
>>564145274Perhaps you can enlighten me since you dated one. But ive noticed something really interesting among the international chinese at my university. Majority of chinese guy tend to want to stay in my country while chinese girls mostly went back to china as soon as their terms was up. Why is this the case or was this only a thing in my school?
>>564145881But you already have a small dick anon
>>564143836Zoomers are only allowed to play XIV...
How big are chinese dicks in reality? I've always wondered about that stereotype
I wanna comfort a nikuhaku-uma after she gets displaced in time and is forced to reckon with the fact that Japan's desperation efforts failed, and that high command was so willing to send her charging with a shitotsubakurai to a meaningless demise.
she approaches
I had to put my 13yo dog down yesterdayshit sucks, why can't pets tell you when they hurt
>>564146005Is the blackrock and vanguard fund managers in this thread with us?
Scarlett, we need to have a serious discussion about your diet and training regimenhttps://x.com/rumipeachie2/status/2046113561123193318?s=20
>>564146076Im sorry anon, tell me more
>>564146043https://files.catbox.moe/a5gxcl.jpg
>>564145856oh so 着 and て is seperated?? when I'm stuck that's what I gamble on to try and guess the kanji..
>>564145881>>564146043About this big>>564146027Hes halfway there already then!
>>564146124ZAMN
>>564146204te is just the continuation of it but it can have a different hiragana, the kanji has also like 3 different ways to say it depending of the contextif you are curious about a kanji or something just use this site jisho is really convenient
>>564146253I can feel the glory
>>564146018Huh, I have no idea. I got close with a couple of Chinese lads and we played Dota 2 every other evening and I think 3 of them went home, while the other one got hitched and settled down here.Might be a cultural thing? I think there’s quite a lot more dudes in China than women so maybe the women are cherished more by their families and have better relationships with them, idk.
Are the next 2 CMs really solved and we have nothing better to do?
>>564146076I'm sorry for your loss anon, pets don't last long, and even less if you feed them processed "food" like kibble, but food is already expensive for us, so getting them good food is something not everyone can affordI try to cook for my friend as often as possible, and share my plate food with her too, but I will never feed ultra processed garbage because that shit is cancer
>>564146297>te is just the continuation of it but it can have a different hiraganaohhh okay I see what you mean nowI do use it but I'm slow
>>564146310only a little glory
Is it true different race women have different umanko feels?
>>564146076Um, they can? Sorry for your loss. Animals behave very differently when under stress, distress or in pain it's very easy to tell especially if the changes are big and if you are also expecting the expiration date to roll around.
>>564146043Like 4 inches so half my size
>>564146070Maybe I get lucky with my dailly rolls. She is cool
>>564145856着く is not the same as 着る bwo
>>564146253Almond Eye
>>564146406well yeah but this is how you read it in this context I'm pretty sure....
>>564146043
>>564146124What the
>>564146124this must be edited.......
>>564146356What a retarded and apathetic response
>>564142892What's with the beetles?
>>564146367pet pet, grinding kanji is still the worst part of actually learning japanese....
Where the rickey umanko
>>564146810rentfree
>>564146834smart falcon is no more than a mere cockroach waiting to be crushed underneath my boot
>>564145730>go bald when you still have FULL hairbut why though
>>564146834Some Japanese meme about Falco and by proxy other dirters. I find it very funny
powerful?
>>564147014Nice Grass, may I see the deck?
>>564146153>>564146385it was a tumor found in both kidneys too late, the vet told me my dog should've been in pain when she peed but I never saw strange behavior and she was playful as alwayslast week she started rejecting her meds and food, a tumor appeared in her stomach so I didn't want her to suffer anymore and let her die in pain
>>564146810you're retarded, nigger
>>564146959How do some dudes end up going balding anyways? My Uncle still has growing hair in his 80s but my friend went balding in his 20s and has to wear a hat to cover it up
>>564146882can be fun and rewarding at times>>564146916no umanko but I just made this webm!! so smooth
>>564147056
>>564147089what a cute doggo
>>564146959once the crown is compromised you may as well give it up
this could be the #1 frontrunner parent on the server..
>need 55 more stars to unlock Brian and Taishin since the legend racegive it to me real, how long until more appear since then, if ever.
>>564147014Is this CM12 or CM13?
>>564147108I've heard it's based on your grandfather on your mother's side
https://x.com/i/status/2045480602410066046
>>564147108it’s just genetics, i thinkone of my friends started balding at 16
>>564147118if you keep at it then it gets easier and easier to recognize stuff, I still mostly focus on listening than actually reading but I don't do my jp reps every day anymoreand I can see her butt...
>>564146947>>564147101>can't stay on topic and lashes out multiple times when called out>spewing some shit about third worlder foodAt least try to hide yourself better retarded jheet scatloving schizo
>>564147089weird uma, you sure this belong in the thread?
>>564146948Thats true but it doesn't answer it.>>564146980Oh ok.
>>564147089>tumor appeared in her stomach hmmm nyoooticing
>>564147108stress, not letting your scalp breathe (i.e wearing hats), hot water from showering, lack of vitamin d, testosterone, geneticsall are a factor
>>564147308>im an annoying faggot with no empathy
>>564146834Falco’s hair curls make her look like a beetle so she gets meme’d like that
My twatter is filled with horses and it just came to me that they all just act like big dogs
>>564147338Dont agree to this slander! Wtf!
>>564147308there are a lot of dog umas tbqh bwo
>>564147108Genetics are not fun. A lot of men start going bald because of a genetic defect that results in hair follicles shrinking over time thanks to a sensitivity towards dihydrotestosterone.
>>564147181wew
>>564147421usable but no gw
>>564147421>no groundworkSo close...
>>564146070Unrelated but people are going feral over that demon idol girl from Xenoverse 3
>>564147394But it's true...
>>564147056i think my grass without med S and max power is stronger
>>564143142only blues and it just adds stars to the blue
>>564147291listening is a lot more fun esp if you only care about yappingrickey butt!!
>>564147108it's mostly genetics, yeah stuff like stress will have an impact but some dudes start thinning/balding at 20; my grandmas got good hair too for 90
>>564147401Name 5
Fun fact, stallions can get big boners when they are happy and not just when they need to mate!
>>564147598Jackie Chan
man I can't stop looking at those mammariesdaiwa is sex
>>564147641How does this translate into the umaverse?
>>564147571listening is more useful overall but I wanna be able to read doujins untranslated tooI'm getting slowly converted to the dirter propaganda... your fault!
>>564147421Not SS rank?
>>564147702she was SS rank
>TO THE ANONS WHO HELPED ME WITH MANT AND SAID I COULD EASILY GET AN S RANK UMA....I failed you. I followed the suggested deck and still flubbed it. I thought the run was going well except for a few losses at the start but I wanted to save the 5 Clock limit for endgame but didn't need them later.
>>564147089Animals can be surprisingly resilient, especially when around their loved ones, as cheesy as it may soundA dog we rescued was pretty much ready to die at one time after getting sick, and the vets told us to say goodbye. After seeing us, the fucker miraculously recovered. He lasted another 2 months because he was mistreated, malnourished at a young age, and happened to develop colon cancer, but he took it like a champ in front of us before passing away in his sleep. His organs were pretty much destroyed and the fucker didn't even show. Wonderful beings. It's time for you to be strong for her.
>>564147641grass bros
>>564147678why did you betray her with Curren
oh my god
AruvuHer trainer seems like a saviorfag, which is perfect for her when her thought upon seeing others being comforted by their parents is how her parents didn't want her. NeoUni appears and spells out that if she continues to reject others trying to form a relationship with her she is not going to reach a happy ending. SIL is with her trainer, as in the same one from her campaign, so it seems like those two are destined for each other in all timelines
>>564147598Your 5 favorite because all of them are my bitches haha gottem!
>>564147727please tell me cats are the same
>>564147741because all torenas are retarded
>>564139046Nah, Still in Love and Chrono Genesis are some of the most broken uma in the game and Vivlos is considered good compared to most year 1 umas but she's still meh. She doesn't have a single acceleration skillJust look at this retarded skil to see what a meta uma looks like in JP "if you are on a late-race corner and activated your innate green skill get 4s of 0.4 acceleration ahh skill"
>>564147724you can do it bwo, just keep at it and try to optimize
>>564147769Loses to the Hog
why DID they make daiwa the tutorial girl instead of our HERO Wodka
>>564147494>>564147496yeah, I think it's good enough in total for me to start my ace runs but not quite good enough to the best on the server
>>564147795Cats just don’t like to show they’re in pain at all and will do their best to hide it by default so it’s extra hard with them
>>564147598>Taiki>Chiyo>Durandal>Blast Onepiece>Kita-san
>>564147695
>>564147641Just like me!
>>564147817Trvth nuke
>>564147695>>564147863>ntrfag trying to steal the comicanon's translator schtick nowYouu can't even speak Japanese
>>564147641Wow just like me then!
>>564147684I'm sorry
>>564147837>you have access to that KitasanExplode
>>564147928just ask him nicely in vf cord
>>564147863
>>564147860This was going to be my exact list
>>564147815Man Chrono’s unique which just flat out doubles the duration of all of her evolved skills in medium/long races is also so fucking busted I wonder what they were thinking when they were making it kek
>>564147779ARUVU SEXXX
>>564147680Well, the women equivalent is hard nipples, so...
>>564147927no need to be sorry...
I think Oguri is kinda dog-like but she’s more of a lazy older dog with grey hairs on her snout.
>>564147847are not the same* whoopsbut you're right now that I think back on it
>>564147779Is cygays just getting better at writing uma stories?
>>564147680erect ears
cat umas > dog umas
>>564139046>>564147815Friendly reminder he beat those metacucks
juvenile fillies...
>>564148004They thought >Chrono a cute
>>564148024oh okay
>>564147847that's actually true, one of my cats literally never showed he was suffering and still jumped around and stuff, he did have problems with liver since birth but it was apparently just genetic
>>564147724As another newbie who recently started playing I managed to get 2 S uma's with a dogshit deck Something which helped me get a little bit extra oomph in my runs is always timing it so I do 4-5 races at the end of the year since you are guaranteed to get no debuffs in a year change
>>564146325>women are cherished more by their families and have better relationships with themhe doesn't know
>>564148156You have to be a gay and or a pedo to prefer her over Amazon.
how much longer until grand live?
>>564138382can someone post the stupid gif of VF with Rice's hat
>>564148160Well, can't argue against that I guess. Based Chronodev
>>564148138>Still in Love+Chrono+ Nice Nature twiceKekAnd then JPfags will tell us we are the soulless metafags
>>564147837hope you're going to train bourbon with that
>>564148392different naties thoughalbeit
>>564148410I was going to run seichan
>>564148392I thought debuffs were bannrd?
>>564148392global is extreme metafag territory with all the future sight and tools
>>564148438It varies per CM, it's not banned in every single one
>>564148427Both have gold debuff skills
>>564148305Yeah... you'd have to be... haha...
>>564144014I can already see cygames making it a running gag that is mildly humorous at the start, but overplay it
>still in love but good
>>564148436gonna have trouble getting groundwork inherited
>>5641483283 more cms
>>564145881*sweepyporean*
>>564148054Overall, yes, but you can see that for a couple of years now, it also sort of depends on how much freedom Cygames get from the owner and what the material they have to work with is Note that Aruvu's story is not really that great (at least to the point I've read). It's not bad too but compared to SIL's...
>>564147978
cafe is too sexywhy have the devs abandoned her
>>564148438only specific CMs have debuffs bannedlast CM did not have bans so ai + 2 dom (the jp version of xoguri + 2 dom) was everywhere
>>564148161cuteano rickey
>>564148528It will probably be referenced. That's 3 horses running in G1s now in a relatively short timespan in the same season (Satono Reve, Meisho Tabaru and now Lovcen) that had their horseshoes flying off mid race for some reason
Can't wait to roll for YaeKINO
>>564148545i’m going to break my monitor
If i want to make a Dober parent is it better to find borrows with the Tiara tour or should i try to stack enough long sparks to make Dober herself able to run the Crown tour instead?
>>564148582Why is the game held hostage by Dominators
>>564148392>>564148138VF TRUE OSHI GAMER??
>>564148543my other parent is 8 groundwork so nah it's usually pretty consistent
>>564148576
>>564148548what do horseshoes even do anyways? is it just protection?
>>564148647Happy for you. Do post some snippets from her career pls
theres some really strong umas in pubs today
>>564148694current speed debuffs will always be a bitch
>>564148694because grass wonder was a good horse
>>564148742Pretty much. It prevents the hoof from splintering apart and the flesh bruising from the extreme concussive forces exerted by racing.
>>564148742That thread is a good readhttps://x.com/i/status/2045842619553730757cute horses too
Cygames were cowards for not allowing debuff friendly fire
>>564148695He also won Arima Kinen with Vivlos who has long G
>>564148647Based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zF0MuZKDM
>>564148715
>>564148647Yukino? is Yeppers coming oout? BASED
yeppers is fucking SHIT
yeppers is fucking CUTE
why is she called yeppers here?
is /v/vg/ the only group that even fucking calls her Yeppers
>>564143542I'm 45 and my favorite is the one I had the best experience with, which means... the one I played when I was youngest, because all those games are for kids. So, FF1. But if I played them all for the first time today I'd probably end up preferring one of the other 2D ones. (Once they went 3D it basically became a different series.)
yeppers is yeppers
>>564148596>cuteanomore like cute anon
>>564148826Why do horses still need shoes after retirement?
nigga be like do yall see the loading screens is that a /vg/ only phenomenon surely no one else does that shit huh
>>564149106The stupid logic of a hivemind's in-jokes + that one in-game comic that has her saying Yeppers
I'm done with this stupid carnival
matikaneyeppers
yeppers
>>564149286just say you're brown
>>564149216>spoilercritical hit to my heart... and you even more
Look at these fatties who won't jump
Remember if you see people outside /uma/ calling her yeppers it's a dogwhistle
Thanks 'guri
Im gonna refer to her as Yeppers somewhere other than /v/vg/ and get in trouble for it somehow
>>564149409Nishino Flower
>>564149342awwadorable...
Someone's probably screenshotting (You)re posts and uploading them to Xwitter for ad money
post something comfy
https://poal.me/8uoh4mhttps://poal.me/8uoh4mhttps://poal.me/8uoh4m
>>564149353mr cheese burgers...
>>564149574Only 3 of those are avatarfags
>>564149574you and everyone listed here is gay
>>564149561
>>564149428Also new UG
>>564149574chiyogayfaggot tries so hard and still does not make the list
>>564149574>no chiyofagI know who's behind this poll
>>564148647we will be pulling
NEW DATA
>>564149574Only the NTR, Stego and Ryanfag are actual avatarfags thread celebrities
bamboo memory lobby lines
Update
HOLY SHIT IT'S BAMBOO MEMORY
>>564149771I've never confused them for each other ever but /uma/ is starting to fuck me up
>>564149817bamboo = headbandyaeno = pinwheel
>>564149854lol quite literally a pinwheel, never noticedmaybe I should look at ear ornaments more
>>564149817It's just a joke bwo
>>564149574Rickeyfag is #1!!! MY FUARKING HERO
>>564149817bamboo = pinwheelyaeno = headband
on your left> radiant star
I would like to pull Bamboo Muteki, but I am not sure she wants me as her trainer. What do you guys think? She would probably prefer to bite on female trainer's clit.
>>564149908oguriface.jpg
>just got two Yaeno lobby interactions back to backDid I just get marked.
pama chan love
being a constant poster and not being recognized is a big win
>>564149574I wonder what Currensis did to get all these votes
You guys should be nicer to me
>>564149946Do a 10 roll tomorrow and see if she comes immediately
>>564149990i know who you are
>>564149905no he's actually my number 1, back off
CMs harm the soul
>>564150005>m.jpg
the yeppersmind
>>564150005HmmmmmNyoooooooooooo
>>564150005I would have voted for you if you were in the poll if that makes you feel good
one is yaeno muteki the other is bamboo memory, you better get that right... or else
>>564150024No wayHE WAS MINE FIRSTStay away!!!
Flower I'm a grown adult don't treat me like that...
>>564150120nopers
Machikane
>>564150120Ok Symboli Kris S
>>564150146*blushes*t-thanks...
Why is she called muteki when all she does is lose?
>>564150146Nishino I am fucking bald what are you talking about
How should I build Maru for CM 13, this one seems like she should be ok but she hasn't been winning
she is not the shortest?
>>564150172Damn, it's Tannloser and Fuckingru
>>564150207teiobwo...
i used to play uma during work hours but mant is so painfully unfun that i can’t bring myself to do so anymore
>>564150253haru is shorter for sure, dunno about Mayano
>>564144068if she's your oshi, yessu
>>564149574How is scatjeet an avatarfag? What's his avatar? A turd?
>>564150259I said bald, not morbidly obese. I got a nice beard too so I rock it well
>>564150242>pacebro?
>>564150242No stamina, CM 13 is 2400m not 2000m. A proper medium race, so you need a recovery with that stam.
>>564150242>Pace MaruAbsolute meme just go front
>>564150146I want her to take care of me and call her mommy before I break her hymen
>>564150325>beardthat's what she was referring to, anon. even beards can have bedhair. or, do you not groom your beard at all after showers?
nope, my cuteanon
>>564150253She is in the frontMaya is 143cm, Urara 140cm and Nishino 135cm
>>564150381It's not really long enough for that, I trim it to like 12mm. I should stop playing mahjong and just go shower though, thanks for reminding me
>>564149561nothing more comfy than a wholesome homemade dinner
>>564150301muh jeets is the new Da Joooz cope
30 more days!
>>564150475god I love footsies so much.........
>>564149238Anon why do you wear shoes if you’re unemployed?
I still don't know which one should I pick for my 1st anni voucher I want them all
>>564150204Because when she wins, she WINS
>>564150328>>564150346I figured Pace would be better since getting Angling on her will be tough against other Fronts but I can try building her Front>>564150331She has 970 Stam and Radiant, isn't that enough Stam? According to the sim I shouldn't be running out
>>564149807>bamboo memoryretard. that's No Reason
>>564150253Anon... Your depth perception...
how is she taller than urara???
>
>>5641505377 and you pick Dober
>>564150253>>564150563Damn, this anon is retarded
>>564150495are there even any shortstack fags in this thread?
>>564150495Bigger
>>564150495I thought she was doing THAT gesture (SPH) and worried I might be forced to pull for her haha
>>564150563It's called perspective anon
>>564150537New York Opera O
>>564150563ulala is a literally baby, retard. if anything, i'm more surprised that DaiSca is a midget. how does she wall around eith those udders at her height?
>>564150495Jew
>>564150495I really, really want to make out with this midget!I’ll have to skip her first banner but I will spark for her festival alt!!!
>>564150593>>564150551Definitely brown or euro hours
>>564150686proudly
>>564150586The spic community is diddy ahh goon
this game is shit actually, nishino flower only has a few songs. cygames is too zogpilled
>>564150686>ulala is a literally babyShe has bigger titties than hag journey
Is this a reference from those two nerds from S2?
>>564150495Dunno if I should roll on her base form or what of the festival alt. The alt seems to have better skills and evos
>>564150847>two nerdsYou mean Kitasan and Dia-chan's boyfriends?
>>564150204but, she's a winner, anon.she was just born in the wrong generation
granny cute
>>564150537metafag? Taiki, Opera, or Dober. Otherwise let your heart decide
>>564150914they're so cool
>NeoUni decides to become an "observer" after talking about reaching "Happy Ending" and realizing that her torena is not there, so she can't reach one herselfI don't see why SIL gets her Torena in Aruvu's career story, but NeoUni doesn't, what gives?
>>564150172Mamboki and Shiraombo
bamboo memory was simply born in the wrong generation
>>564150776why do zoomers use ahh instead of ass like a normal person anyways
why hasnt cygames released a new ToT? its just uma musumes with the most mediocre clothes
>>564150937You can get Taiki from legend races already
Nakayama Festa or Fenomeno?
>>564150967yuni... does not haa a tragic ending?
>>564151006blud is unc fr
>>564151006Mostly to evade censors on other platform,s its why you hear extremely retarded phrases like pdf files, sewerslide, or regarded
>>564151006blacks>>564151052festa
>>564151052who and who?
>>564151016>why hasnt cygames released a new ToTA tater-tot? They don't make food (but I wish they would)
>>564151016They peaked with FlowerPerfect angel
>>564151006It came from niggerspeak and zoomers love that shit for some reason
>>564151006censor evasion from tikslop which turned into brainrot
>>564151065fuck, nvm, i went into a stroke when i typed that
>>564151052neither preferably>>564151072tbf pdf files and regarded is kinda funnyah yes sir you're..highly regarded. most certainly
they released this abomination instead of a loli? fuck this shit im gonna play something else
>>564151006Word filters getting their account heavily fucked with much in the same way you can't talk about a certain legume without it being replaced with a allium here
>>564151181
>>564150952me at the middl-right
>>564151006because any form of profanity is heavily censored on zoomer platforms because it's not advertiser-friendly (see also: unalive instead of dead). It then becomes normalized outside of these platform due to how popular apps like Tiktok are and we're seeing a new linguistic transformation that's based on economic incentives, which is actually incredibly fascinating (but also retarded and a bit distopian imo)
>>564151220wow you're coolI'm on the utmost left for reference
>>564151213SHES WEARING MEN's CLOTHES LIKE ITS NORMAL WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
>>564151006because of the juice
>>564151190aboslute basedboy shit
>>564151190Beans gets word filtered to shallots?
having to keep up with tiktok memes as someone older gets tiring because there's a new way of speaking every dayI'm still at skull emoji tier instead wilted rose tier
>>564151230>we're seeing a new linguistic transformation that's based on economic incentives, which is actually incredibly fascinatingwow that's a cool way of looking at itthat is actually so interesting and these things happen so fast too
>>564151181bakuchan my wife
>>564151293i meant basedboy
>>564151181Some Ameritrannies here play those homo Chinese gachas please understand.
>>564151065 not sure what you mean. In Aruvu's career story she just fucks off somewhere around the time of Osaka Hai. In her own story she has a very good ending straight up says that the love Demuro had for (IRL) NeoUni trascendend time and space to manifest in umaverse
>>564151181Boy Umanko
>>564151293>>564151365
>>564151349We love cocks here, every /uma/ poster downloaded that vid
>>564151230It’s some of the most soulless shit imaginable and for some reason people get upset with the youth instead of the predatory companies that explicitly target them or their neglectful parents that give them completely unregulated internet access.
>>564151312Onions (Tofu ingredient or the sauce Kikkoman makes for example as to what I'm getting at) at least used to be word filtered into onion no idea if it still does
>>564151501The only place where it isn't world filtered is on /ck/ kek
>>564151490I still remember the start of tiktok and stuff like "devious licks" that just encouraged vandalism and actually doing crime and stealing stuffsome zoomers are..... yeah
>>564151230For the longest time i thought 'unalive' was a cute sideways way to reference killing because i didn't know it was forced to get around chat filters which then just made it annoying instead
>>564151081>blacksAnd censorship.>festaHrmm... This is tough. I like Fenomeno a lot. I know bordering nothing on Festa beyond their apparent compulsive gambling habits. I'm going to completely butcher her character.Oh well, see you on world2ch in 2 days anyways.>>564151152>neither preferablyWhat's wrong with Fenomeno?
>>564151181>can't handle bakushin at 30% powerbwo....
1/3 of her chibi are EARS
>>564151052Fenomeno, she is a good girl!
>>564151681Holy donkey
>>564151681is she the uma with the most carnal desire?
>>564151681the donkeymusume propaganda...
>>564151646she's just not my typefesta too
>>564151052Let’s play a game for it-Evens and I choose Festa Odds for Fenomeno7 and I get raped by Tazuna
>>564151681she has the longest ears now for sure right
>>564151691Fenomeno comes later, my dear anon.Or first if I can't figure out how to write Festa properly initially.
>>564151881have fun with your testosterone-coded uma voice, anon
Baker-san! Onegai!
>troll threadnopers
...no
>>564151994>>564151994>>564151994
>>564151575You have to understand that children are incredibly stupid and impressionable. Their brains aren’t fully formed and can’t accommodate critical thinking in a way that our ossified ojisan brains do.They will see something online, see that everyone else is doing it because the algorithm that is spreading it thrives off of engagement (which is proven to be higher on negative content) and simply go “Oh this is funny, and everyone is doing it so it must be ok” without considering the repercussions because they’re dumb children.
.... are we really gonna use the roidship op?
>>564151957I like Pokke so I’m not too broken up about it
>removes JP info from the OPwell well well
>>564152000Thanks. Was going to bake but was hit by file too large
>>564151905All Menos are appreciated, but yes, all umas I desire are so far away, and I must cope. Good night friend.
>>564151965 >>564152000Duality of man.
>>564151352The speed of linguistic change has actually been significantly impacted by the internet and golbalisation, what's truly interesting is how many trends will actually stand the test of time and how many will fade into obscurity. It's hard for us to imagine how life was like before the digitalisation of everything, but the way we are rapidly advancing in so many aspects is truly unprecedented. To give a (linguistic) example for comparison: American English is actually in many ways more archaic than British English due to a phenomenon called "colonial lag". Basically, London was so fucking far away from the US that any change in language literally just wouldn't make it across the ocean, while America itself was also large enough where it was difficult for new standards to be set across multiple colonial communities. Meanwhile in England, since that country is fucking stupid and is culturally based entirely on a single city, change was constantly happening because of how trend setting the capital was. If we apply that same logic to our modern times, then it#s easy to see how the internet is spreading changes in language like rats did the plague.That's probably too much history and linguistics for a horse racing gacha game already so I'll stop there and just add that I really like Fine Motion from Uma Musume.
>>564152552I appreciate the lesson either way...!!maybe I should get into linguistics...english on its own has always fascinated mewhenever I mention this as maybe something to study (english) everyone in my life is always like "that's not a real subject", like anything I look into always gets downplayed so I have chronic motivation issuesahem pardon my own ramble...
>>564152845I don't regret my masters in English at all anon, what's most important is what makes you happy! College/Uni is a big commitment and studying something that you don't enjoy will just lead to you burning out.
>>564152845don't be ashamed of wanting to study anything, I did 2 semesters of advanced english when we actually read stuff like beowulf in old English and deciphered it, it was funI did stop going to english uni because I had an opportunity to go to compsci but even if you were to start studying english in uni-level you could still land a job as a teacher or a translator too... never be ashamed of wanting to learn something
>>564153045>>564153164thanks anons this makes me slightly more hopefulI just don't know what prompts anyone to say you shoudn't do something, it's so fucked up
>>564153689never get discouraged from wanting to learn something if it fascinates youeven having a degree will help you a lot in the future tooand people who say stuff like that to you are dumb and inconsiderate
