Previous: >>564117902>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Current Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Almond Eye, SSR Eishin Flash, SSR Dream Journey, SSR, Calston Light O, SSR Curren Bouquetd'or, SSR, Mihono Bourbon, SSR Tamamo Cross, SSR Stay Gold, SSR Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
GedagedigedagedagoAbin mery alontamagoWede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?Wede jude kamfro Bagulado?
>>564151994This one is funnier
Digitan LOVE
>>564151994MY FUARKIN HERO... and goku
>>564152035helios WOULD sing this
>>564151994Bamboo Memory!
Post brutal moggins
>>564151994Posting in the Bamboo Memory thread!
ERMEGERD JAPAN GOT HIT WITH AN EARFQUAKE
>>564151994>umamusume yamcha thinks she's gohanlmao, gtfo and sybau
>>564137872real last thread I fucked up
>>564151994for some reason this is not even cringe but kinda cool and I like neither of them
>>564152095
>>564152195DiaCHUD did this on purpose
>>564152130>mile D>medium Gcurren is insanely cute but too bad she's unusable during MANT
>>564151994if named muteki, why loser
gorushi week cant come soon enough
>>564152130me in the truck
>>564152237>IMG_now I know it's you scatjeetyou will probably seethe and spam shit once that thread gets nuked
Dantsu with her cute nieces
>>564152252stop spreading misinformaton
>>564152237First day on 4chan, huh? Where did you come from?
>>564151994Im just excited for Cheelai's addition in Sparking Zero>>564152114>7.5Its fucking nothing
>>564152252eh you can still do the sprint/mile route on her and it’s not the end of the worldmaking sprinters in general is rough in this scenario though, they really didn’t think it through at all
>>564152364I don't think cygames thought people would do 36 races in this scenario desu
>>564152285Wow you called it. I knell
>>564152351Is it a sin for him to be worried about his fellow human?
Should I be running my MANT Agnes Digital as a pace chaser or a late runner?
>>564152364it's only rough because you were just meant to race according to your aptitudes. but, since there are umas who can cover up to three than the usual two, the power creep ends up falling in favor of the meta than the oshi pick
>>564152114Why cant server go offline. I just want to take a week off from playing Trackblazer. Fuck Japan man I hope they get tsunamid
>>564152424Late
>>564152114I didn't even realize it
yaenobros...
AIslopjeet
real thread4chan.com/uma/6767676767
>>564152114Just another Monday
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYSWHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP EVERYTHING IS FUCKEDEVERYBODY SUCKS
>>564152575Sexo Suzuka
>real thread this >real thread that Look, cute art
I wanna do runs at work but I actually have to work should I lock myself up in my office and just do runs....
>>564152403yeah because for whatever reason they forgot they were making a video game while they designed this one>>564152439it’s true, i normally always run doto in medium cms but because of her shit mile affinity i have to run crap parents which ends up making her come out worse i.e. (x)oguri
Where is the janny when you need him
smartphones were a mistake
>>564152629
the janny is the one trolling
>>564152351>7.5>nothing>for japan>a country with low elevation
>>564152679my workplace as pretty open cubicles so I can't devote my entire time to playing gacha sadly.
honestly I'm amazed that after all these years Apple still doesn't think (correctly) it can trust its users with a filesystem or being able to name your downloaded pictures
SAY HEEEEYYYYY (heeeyyy)SAY HOOOOOOOO (hoooo)
>>564152679lunch break?
>>564152792I fortunately do IT so I actually get an office for myself because I gotta have all the gear here>>564152840in like an hour....
>too busy typing out a post to realise there's a new threadfuck... was off-topic anyway though so it's OK>>564152679Don't be silly, do your work first and slack off at the end of the day when it's all done but you're still forced to stay at the office
>>564152742It happened at the sea, east of Hokkaido who cares. Casualty 0
>>564152897all the fishdacchis....
>>564152820didn't Apple only release the ability to move icons at will on the homescreen in late 2024
>>564152579This one is good sloppa
uh oh meltyhours
>>564152897Some of their Uma merch fell of the shelves and broke, I think that's pretty serious
>>564152892that's the best time to BE off-topic, trust me I would know
Aruvu's career story rating:6/10 story4/10 ToreUma contentThe focus is very much on bloodline stuff with Air Groove and Duramente. For ToreUma - it's pretty lacking but it still says that Torena is needed for Aruvu to get a happy ending so there is something, there is also SIL with her Torena I guess
>>564152892I read it /hislit/ anon
atleast post decent slopremove a layer or two of clothing
>>564152253shes a winner (in my heart)
>>564152867this >>564152892 is optimal, but if you really want to, then don't lock yourself in your office exactly, but play 5 clicks every 5 minutes so you don't get too immersed and tune out the office
JP is too hard dacchis. Maybe I should follow a guide or something
>>564152976Maybe SiL rabies arent so bad after all...
>>564152820iOS is really weird and contradictory like that. They let you remove every app you want, my phone has virtually 0 bloatware as opposed to my previous Pixel which had a bunch of mandatory Googleslop on it. Shame about the spyware and vendor lock-in, though. Think I’m just gonna grab a Pixel and put GrapheneOS on it when the battery in this thing dies.
do seeking the pearl and palmer have Uma x Trainer content?
>>564153064>>564152892I don't have any tickets or things to do thankfully for now but I have meetings scheduled in an hour..... I will squeeze one run because I still need my SMaru to have med Slook at that GOD shop
Cheese
>>564151994oh boy. Hit twinklestar climax with 1030 speed. Had three speed ankleweights, a trash tier megaphone and a 60% megaphone. 20% speed growth uma.2 of the 3 days there wasn't a single person who showed up to speed. The last day, only akikawa did. 1179 ending speed. I'm going to fucking lose it. Med S, every single skill I wanted. RNG robs me at the finish line. Holy fucksorry almondbros I cant do anymore runs today it's STS2 time
>>564153274good luck anon, and don't get fired
>>564152976what about her onsen event? usually is the most "romantic" part of the story
>>564153242don't know about Pearl but Palmer does
>>564153313>StS2>Tamaposterwtf stop copying me
>>564153242>seeking the whorelol>palmeryessu in my heart
>>564153238Samsung also doesn't let me remove a lot of the bloat, but I'll gladly have shit clogging up a folder I'll never open if it means being able to download external apks
>>564153324don't know yet, will report back later
>>564153397i know sweepy is a cunny, but she isn't **that** much of a cunny
>>564153404why does everyone hate pearl?
KEKAROOOOO
>>564153292what if you tell her you can help her make her own cheese via nakadashi
crown or tiara for parent build?
>>564153098fugg over there is 4.5?
>>564153434Yeah, I do miss that. I also can’t develop more than one app and put it on my phone without paying fees, which kinda stinks.
>>564153561tiara if youre a bitch who cant into long
>>564153098when are we gonna get the medals? don't you get a lot of good shit from that?
And they said they fixed the ban evading problem of the site
>>564153290Ruby ojou-sama doesnt shave?
Chances of this being incorporated into uma career? 100%
>>564153534idk if we do. but i hate her because she looks like a slut who won't let you hit
>>564153727They lied
>>564153768Yeah this will be part of the storyline where he loses the derby now
Ogling Doto's breasts
Good morning bros
>>564153727they did back when there was the 15 minute cooldownbut they backed out on it
>>564153830>she looks like a slut who won't let you hitbut gold city is popular though
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JANITORCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>564153768G1 winning horses suddenly have the ability to talk, it's pretty funny
>>564153915Salam alaikum Pearlhabibi
>>564153915Good morning Pearl anon!
Blue Archive EoS soon
>>564154004>>564154015Hello bros!
>>564152114isn't that everyday
>>564153679wasnt it before 2nd anni?
Why does Belno Light have such small ears? Is she even a real umamusume? What the fuck is her problem??
>>564153592biggest cunny
>>564154261all the nutrition went to her chest
You guys ever wonder
>>564154261No, there was no irl horse named Belno Light. She is fake like Happy Meek, Bitter Glass, Little Cock, Sun Visor, etc.
nice general gwos
>>564154332why did she cuck kitahara away from oguri?
>>564154412Post the best hag from whatever other gacha game your from and you may stay.
mods are gods
>deleted
You’re alright, janny.
>>564154437She had to move in and snag herself a trainer bf before she quit racing
>>564154437anything is fair in love and racing
>>564152195>breastmogged>earmogged>hairmogged>hachimimoggedhow do you recover from this?
>>564154437a single woman will always want to steal her best friend’s man, it’s an exciting thing that only they understand
>>564153932city is cute and a tsun
>>564154643by letting her torena nakadashi her the night aftersurely that is one thing dia hasn't done yet, right?
>>564154412
today I will update my URA Maru parent
Why are you having a melty here AIGOD? Everyone already knows that the only way to shut up the JP faggots is to shit up their thread
>>564154746Dia is already pregnant
Good Mileing!
>>564154920Why is Gran so fucking erotic
why doesn't mackie job kikka shois it the witalways bought moxie or maestro but I didn't get any of them here so was gonna try late styling if anything
>>564154412>>564154457Seconding!>>564154787I still haven't updated my TT team even though I have CM aces all lined up...
>>564155016She's a child
>>564155016Ohimba sexo
>Pasa constantly shows up in any given Japan Cup race>Her ult does fuckall on that track and she rarely places high because of it
>>564155016My mind can't help but remember HIM whenever I just see the word Gran
>>564155081
>>564155168Chrono would never
Is ear size an Uma Musume secondary sexual characteristic
>>564155128>Rght after i posted this the cpu Pasa in my race placed 2nd
>>564154920Cute short hair Buena Vista
>>564155016it's in the MiRules to be a seductive vixen towards your trainer in order to be a goddess of the miles
>>564155335Uh oh melty
>>564155134GBF crossover whenThe reverse happened a long time ago
Is Granny Algeria a Pace or a Late
stronk
>>564155134Pwochacho..... I love Naru Galleon Shatora Azusa Jeanne Silva (young)
>>564155247surely.....but it's funny that the japs fantasize about the power difference too
>>564155457most of her skills are not restricked on style but distance
*casually enters your happy end domain expansion*Nothing personell
>>564155457Seriru recommends to run her as end closer because she needs to be in the back of the pack
>>564155457She's a mileHer second gold skill works better as a late surger, but in the end she's good as both. You usually just run her as whatever style is currently stronger/whatever cards you have (same way people will run Tama as a late instead of end once lose yourself releases with kris s stam/cafe wit)
uh oh melty
>>564155335>>564155428>>564155487L000000000000l
What drives a man to call other people what he is?
>>564155016she is an innocent, young woman, anon.whatever you perceive as erotic, is merely a coincidence. that outfit? it's not because she is trying to be provocative. she genuinely just isn't able to measure how much of a mile she has run unless she feels it on her skin. look at that joyous face, does she look like an umaccubus to you?
>>564155515The reason why I keep playing this game
Well it's looking like I will have to spark Nishino in the end, unless my last daily pull today gets herHopefully I get spooked by Special Week on the way, I've been wanting her for so long since she is the only viable pace chaser after Winter Pigge
What some Umas would react like when they find you cucking them with another woman.>Narita BrianGets up close to you whilst you’re in the middle of it and says right next to your ear “The moment you cum I am going to tear your throat out myself and I guarantee I will make it painful” and waits sits in the same spot waiting for you to finish.>Nice NatureCrumples to the floor, if you listened closely you can hear her muttering how she expected it to come to this but hoped her happy fantasy could have lasted longer. Will be streaming tears and muttering in the corner for long after you finish.>Air grooveScreams “What are you doing you horny little monkey?!” and separates you from the new woman, probably by hitting you with a rolling pin or something. The divorce is handled with great speed and you are left destitute and a social pariah. The other woman is fired from her job and moves away. >Biwa HayahideYou don’t notice she’s there until you hear her state “ah, well. Cuckolding is the thinking Uma’s fetish.” And when you turn to look you can see she’s gritting her teeth and saying so through tears. She’s touching herself but seems to be not really into it. When all is done afterwards she says nothing about it and tries to return the relationship back to normal, though there is the constant awkward elephant in the room now. >Agnes DigitalMakes an unholy sound of joy. She goes to the closet and pulls out a director’s chair, beret and camera. She starts giving you instructions on what to do and only gets angry when she feels you’re doing a poor job of pleasing the other woman. Afterwards she starts trying to set you up with more women, usually taller foreign Umas with larger breasts and darker skin.Will do more.
>>564155573When do you think we'll get evolved skills?
>>564155457She’s usually always run as a late surger
>>5641556902nd anni so in November unless they want to do the same thing they did for Unity so in July
>>564155685You’re sick in the head, man. What did your parents do to you to make you turn out like this?
>>564155685>Mejiro McQueen Closes the door and waits patiently outside for you to finish. She tries to hold composure saying that the two of you are to remain married so as to not sully the mejiro name with a scandal but you can tell from the way she takes a quick pausing breath whilst saying you should be better at hiding it that she’s genuinely hurt. If the lady you were cucking her with was a member of the Mejiro clan she dies at the age of 45 from illness.>Marvellous SundayYou’re startled by the exclamation of “Marvellous!” as she comes into the room. You turned to look at her surprised that it’s the only thing she says, only to look back to the other woman and seeing that she has been replaced by Marvellous Sunday. Looking back to where she was standing a moment ago, you see the other woman has been switched to her spot with a newly broken neck. You start to feel fear but Marvellous Sunday leans up towards your ear and bites it so gently and sensuously before leg locking you. >Super CreekTakes a chair closer to the bed so she can get a better eye on things and starts cheering you on. Saying things like “Go harder baby! Spurt it out!” and “There goes my big strong man!”. When you finish she takes the other woman out and starts beating her mercilessly, screaming for her to never come near you again and that she will kill her. Comes back to you all flowery and happy and tells you that you will never see that woman again as she’s not good enough for you and that Super Creek will take care of you.>Oguri CapOpens the door and asks “what food are we having tonight?”. Will stay there waiting until you answer and when you do she’ll try to find space on the bed to sit and start eating snacks. Will get angry at you if you let the other woman eat anything but otherwise acts like normal.
>>564155168what power gap is he talking about
>>564155769I wonder
>>564155685>>564155759
Don't really see the appeal of these NTR scenarios because if you cheat on your umawife you're scum. Not even worth considering as "what-if" scenario
>>564155663it's definitely a reason>>564155845...
look at the cute helios instead
uh oh
>>564155685>Agnes Digitalnyo
>>564155759>>564155685Brian and Digitan one were good, keep it going
qrd on melty?
uh oh melt
I would like to pull Bamboo Muteki, but I am not sure she wants me as her trainer. What do you guys think? She would probably prefer to bite on a female trainer's clit.
>>564155937Kaichou cockrates (you)???
>>564154920the grand algeria
Please only shit up NTR threads, thanks.
>>564156121I think you are brown
>>564156193This
>>564156113/jp/ won
uh oh!
>>564156064CUTE
>>564156121>She would probably prefer to bite on a female trainer's clit.Most umas (translation: every umas) are like this yes
>>564156249Rice cute
>>564155759>Tosen JordanSays “It’s so over.” And goes in the other room to start up her computer. By the time you finish you can hear her saying to an audience “oh he’s finished now, that’s good”. When you walk in you see she’s set up a livestream of her stood on a chair, her head in a noose. Can be persuaded not to go through with it but you have 12 minutes before she mistakenly kicks the chair in her tantrum. Either way you take her to the hospital and she goes almost catatonic for months, only muttering how she’s not a cuckquean. >Mayano Top GunBursts into tears and won’t stop crying on the floor. A full on temper tantrum. The other woman ends up being put off by this and calls the whole thing off, leaving you with the sobbing Top Gun. She starts asking you why and asking what parts of her are lacking and how she can improve. Insists on saying she forgives you and becomes more and more clingy. Will try to set up traps for you socially so that it could never happen again but will never truly forgive you.>Kitasan Black / Satono DiamondIf one finds you with the other they start at first betrayed and angry and arguing with the other one, but leave them in the same room together and they eventually convince each other to share and you live happily ever after as a power threesome. With any other woman however, the duo act as one in revenge, kidnapping you and locking you in a basement with nothing but the clothes on your back. Infrequently you can hear them talking outside loudly about how much better they are that the other other helped them see the light on how toxic the relationship was. You die 3 days later from dehydration with the last things you hear being the pair saying how much you deserve this.
>barely not capping speed as of recent>events not finishing>low pwr maru parentmaybe I should borrow ntr and use a sr wit instead to help mitigate these issues idk
>>564156303stop this depressing shit
>>564156303>Bursts into tears and won’t stop crying on the floor
>>564156259I am already unwanted in real life, so why do I have to be unwanted in a waifu collector too? Why would Japan do this?
My leg was itchy and I found a pimple and when I popped it half a foot of pus came out and now it feels great
>>564156121she only wants me as her trainer nobody else pull her thanks
>>564156303You really had this bullshit pre typed out?
>>564156249laisu is a cutie too, I made her an ace for Virgo...also not only laisu is cute
>>564156419Are you afab perchance? Yaeki is confirmed to be lesbian in that MANT event she lusts after Curren
>>564156509>>564156470>>564156419>>564156402>>564156398You are a cow shit eating indian shitskin
>>564152285The melty started when I called him out. sorry bros
>>564156570i dont know what your faggot words mean but yes
>>564156639I know
>>564156303Requesting Gold City, Ardan, Vega and Fine
>>564156303I need one with Doto
Instead of doing my careers I was reading MTL Chinese Uma fanfictionhttps://wtr-lab.com/en/novel/27871/why-do-we-who-have-trained-real-horses-have-to-train-racing-horse-girls-after-traveling-through-timeWhat have you guys been doing?
>>564156303>>564155759>>564155685Best post we have in months ITTKeep it coming
>>564156570>creates a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayThank you for ruining my day again Cygays
>>564156651You're a womale?? Why won't you become a trainee for a lucky uma poster yourself??
>>564156813I agree but I think they're AI, something about the prose
>>564156812what the helly...
>>564156817>>564156832>>564156724>>564156601Stop ban evading
All it takes is one poll and calling him out for him to have a nuclear melty?NTR anon won
honestly i think we all lose
>>564156884im fat ugly neet
meekschizo could've stopped this
#freeshakur
>>564156303>Rice ShowerLike a cross between Nice Nature and Mayano Top Gun. Her sobs are almost like mourning wails as she screams that she was always the cause for this. Says that she must be a bad partner and that the world is only punishing her as she must be. However under all this sadness, you can see her hand furiously going at her sopping wet cunt. She orgasms quicker than you’ve ever seen in her life all the while jabbering on and on about being a cursed witch who doesn’t deserve a Prince Charming. The next day when you try to sleep with her she is uncomfortable with it and starts saying she wants you to call her by the other woman’s name. This is merely the first step into a long and sordid relationship journey ending with you having many children with Rice Shower.>MamboNods in acknowledgment and pulls out a notebook. Starts jotting down every movement you make and every sound uttered. Says later it’s a good thing you did this as she now has a better idea of what you like to do and hopes with all the notes she’s taken she can improve. Is very genuine about this and shows no feelings of betrayal. Will even smugly say it happens during dinners with guests and starts a journal detailing the things that made you or the other woman finish first. Sets up snack platters and music. >>564156729Will get to working on them, however I don’t particularly care for Gold City so the quality may vary.
>2 Auctions coming up
https://poal.me/8uoh4mhttps://poal.me/8uoh4mhttps://poal.me/8uoh4m
>>564156965I kek'd at Mambo
>this nigga can't figure out how to evade his image posting bankek
>>564156887might be AI assisted. but it has stuff like Marvelous which leads me to believe its not fully AI>>564156965>This is merely the first step into a long and sordid relationship journey ending with you having many children with Rice Shower.wtf surprise ending there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>564157238woah...
Keep em coming, I'll not do careers today, relax and just read them all.
>>564157215the jean skirt on top of the jean pants ruins it
>>564157238rabiraisu get out of the way
>>564156965HAHAHA THAT MAMBO>Sets up snack platters and music.wtf I love Mambo
what do my umawives say about meSpecial WeekNarita BrianTosen JordanKawakami Princess
i was away for like 3 hours doing a run and checking on that japan earthquake, wtf happened
>>564157215still better fashion than ryan
Rice will save /uma/
>>564157238God I want Rice sex.
>>564157358boringmeatburgerin pink
>>564157369>Anon goes for a run>earthquake hits JapanHmmmmm
>>564157358you like your women retarded
>>564155759lol'd @ creeku
I'll come back later when he is permabanned
>>564157369Is there 10m tsunami hitting japan already? I want servers to be down for a week.
>>564157467The Teiofag also went for a run at the same time then
Imagine Ikuno, but without the dumb glasses.
Mares...https://youtu.be/r3I-1uhkwIY
>>564157409my HERO
>>564157596I'll kill you
>>564157545If you do this the schizo wins, just ignore him
>>564156965>she wants you to call her by the other woman’s namehot
>>564156965>Mejiro Ardan She knew this was going to happen for weeks now. She thought she had come to terms with it due to her being sickly and only able to do so much in bed. She once tried to do cowgirl but had to stop because of the motion sickness she got. She tears up and can’t speak when she actually witnesses it though. It doesn’t help that you told her it would never happen and you’re not the kind of monster to do that to a sick woman. You are though, and the coughs are the only thing you hear between the plaps of a woman who is not Ardan. When it’s all over Ardan usher the woman out and says she not very happy with you and wants to discuss this over dinner. Foolishly you let her make dinner, a mixture of afterglow joy, guilt over your actions and pride at getting away with it clouding your judgement. It’s only when you’re having seconds of the stew that you notice your hands are starting to feel numb. The community is shocked that you were the first of the relationship to pass away, but the other woman can guess what actually happened.>Admire VegaGoes full on destructive tantrum. The salt lamp she insisted on buying? Goes straight on your head. The telescope she was carrying into the room for your nightl star watching sessions is instead used to bat the other woman away. Your friends know about it the next day, looking at you with disgust and derision. Vega herself spends every moment in sight of you cursing under her breath. You start finding pins under your pillow and in your shoes. The breakup doesn’t officially happen until a month later, by that point you’ve had more “accidents” happen to you than you could count. Admire Vega ends up having a brief stint of Lesbianism but ends up perpetually single after the trust issues you’ve given her for the rest of her life. Well done, you put the pearl back in the shell.
>>564157596Mayn umas would look better without their glasses, this is trueExcept Dream Journey, there is no saving that ugly hag
nishino flower sar?
>>564157634Gross, too much ass
>>564157596>>564157664no
>>564157636His opinion is wrong, but threatening to kill him is not a random act of kinda nice
>>564157694LICKING ALL OVER
>>564157634Rice is so sexy
>>564157715
>>564157596
>>564157715Two Boosters would say this
>>564157713SEX
>>564157634Mejiro Mcqueen cosplaying as Rice Shower
>>564157715Who cares about being nice I'll kill you too so you should kill me first!
no...
>>564157659do gold city, golshi and maruzen next
Which uma isn't a lesbian at this point?
this is a rough thread
>>564157238>someone actually saved itthat's awesome
Rice isn't for lewding.
>just harass your trainer sisWhat the fuck is fuji's problem?
>>564157930This is a bottom 5 thread of all time
>>564157930Next bread will be butter, and have better texture and be bigger and tastier!
>>564157976It works
>>564157976She invented Genohara
>>5641580067 and there is no next thread
>>564157664>Fuck you
>>564157976it’s your fault for not showering every day and awakening a weird fetish in her
>>564157930We are being punished by a lack of devotion to Shiraoki
>>564157659do sweepyplease
Which DBZ character does your trainee like the most?
>>564158179>DBZThis thread just became browner
guys do i pity Nishino? i need to do 63 rolls and i'm at 70k carats, the only other trainee i REALLY want is Inari One...
>>564158224You are a shitskin why do you hate brown?
>>564157659Fine Motion Buena Vista Rudolf
>the only "friend" doto doesnt harass is the one with a gunnyoooooooooooooticing
>>564158323You went that far and if you really want her do it.
>>564158323If you're that deep in then you should do it already, no point in holding out
>>564158323do it if you're actually going to spend time parent farming with her
What a terrible thread.
>>564158323wtf are you doing?
>Maya x trainer is yuri
>>564158468Should have used the real thread shitskins
7 and everyone has to be nice now OR ELSE
>>564158468We keep outdoing ourselves, aren't we.
>>564157930only honse tiddy can save it
>>564157659>Gold CityAfter a long day of modelling there’s nothing more that gold city wants to do than snuggle up in a blanket with her trainer/boyfriend. The blanket was tossed on the floor, sullied with fluids from the carnal actions. The notebook was Gold City’s favourite movie, and she thought when you commented on how it’s not that romantic and kinda fucked up cause the main relationship is cheating she laughed out off. She knew she was never going to cheat and she secretly always knew she was the more attractive one of the two in the relationship. That’s what hit her the hardest. Gold city is a 10/10 respected by everyone and does fashion magazines and here you are balls deep in some mob looking background character. She storms out, you probably didn’t even notice she was there, but she leaves a voice mail for you to hear afterwards. Her career takes a new controversial direction as she models more risqué clothes and even starts acting in romance movies. You stay together and even get married but there is no longer love here, only hatred for you. You don’t even manage to see other women anymore, Gold City has seen to that and you are now trapped in a touchless loveless relationship, and worst of all she made you sign a prenup.
MANT did irreparable damage to /uma/
>30 MANT runs and the only 3* I got were two speed ones with shit pinks/whitesthis shit is awful
>>564158558Shiraoki wants us to be violent confirmed
>>564158501
>>564158323why the FUCK would you roll for Nishino then always spark if you are going to
what a wonderful thread!
>>564158560I can't tell if this is worse than the gay ERP that's been plaguing the threads recently, but I'm inclined to say this is worse.
>>564158601>Shiraoki approved rape
This thread is barely shitposted in and people are dooming kids these days are WEAK
>>564158582>Fine MotionAlways different from every other Uma, fine motion was never the most confident. When she first found you she screamed and had to double take, convinced it was a nightmare but no, you’ve really broken her heart. The worst part is she doesn’t know where to go, her family is in Ireland and her friend in Nippon might not get why this is so bad. Christ said to not covet thy neighbour and you’ve not only hurt Fine Motion by fucking another woman, but even worse you’ve ensured that you aren’t going to heaven. Fine Motion cries not only for the 2.5 kids she was intending on having with you, but also for the fact that you are now a sinner. When you try to comfort you she snaps into a serious mood and says “don’t touch me you disgusting man.”She moves back to Ireland within the year and your life goes on, but hers does not.
>>564158501>>564158613on my way to impregnate both
jiggy frens where r u
>>564158660You are mentally stunted if you think this is any better
>>564158668but all of us are balding ojisans
>>564158669>and her friend in Nippon might not get why this is so bad.loool
>>564158660Gay ERP is worse than anything else that's happened in this general
>>564158716Good thing I didn't say that I thought it was better.
>>564158582it would be hotter if the one you were cheating her with is her manager
Pearl will save /uma/
>>564158582getting divorce raped by city would be brutal
is there any strategy for trackblazer fronts or do I just fail junior years till I stop being nuked by random lates?
>>564158671You shouldn't do that
>>564158582gold shitty would become increasingly desperate and a tradwife after getting humiliated like that
rate my glass wander
>>564158669only thing is why would she care if youre a sinner if she hates you and leaves only makes sense if she stayed
>>564158660It's easier to filter this than the erp
>>564158913I would make both of them happy
don't forget to do Curren missions
>>564158820pearl looks and sounds like a gypsy
>>564158904Try to get speed and power as high as possible, buy your good parent unique out of the gate and then pray.
>>564158501>>564158613>>564158671>>564158913>>564158953This but only the trainer but Maya can watch.
>>564158937She's kinda dumb bro
>>564158820You are brown>>564158901You are brown>>564158953You are brown>>564158964You are brown>>564159008You are white
wtf stop spamming you stupid nigger
>>564159065but arent girls the cutest when theyre a bit retarded
>>564159056Maya can clean my cum from my dick and her pussy
>>564158937I miss when 400 wit was enough
>>564158669>Meishou DotoIt all started one Saturday. “You have to have sex with TM Opera O” says Doto. You always thought there was something weird about the fact she insisted on framed pictures of Opera O in every room but now it’s too late to go back. A trail of rose petals lead into your bedroom, you can hear Opera laughing as she converses with Doto before you come in. Opera is stark naked (bar the crown) whereas Doto is in her racing uniform. She gestures towards opera and waits for you to start. Midway through you feel Doto wrap around you in a hug. You start burning up with guilt and confusion as to why your beloved Doto is doing this and that’s when she says it. “I love you so much Opera” Doto starts bucking into you forcing you deeper and deeper into opera, who has been uncharacteristically quiet during the whole ordeal. The night passes in a haze but you and Opera are involved in all kinds of positions with Doto attached like a loach to the two of you. When all is done, Opera leaves with a wave goodbye and saying she’ll be back next week because you weren’t too bad. Doto however is left in a crumpled puddle on the floor, red and heavily breathing. You have to push her into the shower yourself and start wiping the absolute pool that has formed on the floor from her. This has only just begun.That’s all for now. I’ve gotta go to the gym to try and beat my Personal Record but may do more when I come back.
post browns and/or something cute
>>564159017so just pray. god, i love this career mode, it's so fun to build anything that's not a mile/med pace chaser
>>564159250
>>564159237Don’t forget to stay hydrated bro
>>564159359Thank...you...Kris...
>>564159234nobody bounces like this
>>564159237With you gone this thread is lost
>>564159359>gets in bad mood whenever she sees you drinking something that isn't water
>>564159525only ones left now are metaposters and the jeetspam, how funi guess ill hit the gym too
G3 with rival or G2 without?
>>564159682rivalg2 and g3 give the same amount of stat/SP
>>564159682g2 ONLY gives you more fans, so g3 with rival
>>564159210This is a thinking Uma's game now
Don't fall for the lies of big water
>>564158669What? I thought multiple wives is a thing in Christian, Abraham has 2 wives, King Soloman has thousands of wives?
>>564159762what ethnicity is this?
>>564159682G3 = G2 in terms of skill points and stat gain. Just take whatever has a rival and has the distance you're focusing on if possible.
>>564159757You don't have to think if you're fast enough to stay in first the entire race
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564159810Bottled water
>>564159786jew thing
>>564159830You have to think about how to go faster though
>that sparknow please gw in next aprilPLEASE
>>564159972Nah umas are born with that insight
>>564159972Thinking takes away from your speed because you're wasting time thinking how to run faster instead of just running faster
>>564159363Cute.
>>564160030you will get corner adept and you will like it
I still don't understand why some skills can produce minus lengths, especially straightaways. Please explain how
>>564160194>umalator
She's all ears
Are umas gonna go extinct since they all seem averse to cock?
>>564160194>he doesn't know the mechanics
>>564160280Good!
You guys ever stop to think?
>>564160404Do you mean it's good that umas will go extinct due to extreme cock aversion?
muteki will get ONE 10 pull out of meno more, no less
She would look better if she didn't wore those ugly ass glasses
>>564160434I think, but I'm slow
>>564160434
>>563785493The NTRanon is from /e7g/? That makes a lot of sense...
>>564160482
>>564160285>>564160267Great and insightful replies
Why is expensive bottled water more expensive? Is there something better about them like taste? Is it just brand prestige to dunk on poor people?
>>564160482She would look better if she was pregnant and her tits were bigger as a result
>>564160478You need to work on your samefagging skills, retardgod.
new hedgehog
>>564160583
>>564160482Her alt looks objectively worse though.
>can't find the no glasses, badass looking roboh well there goes her redemptionprobably in my folders somewhere
>>564160546i literally told you why, retard
>>564160546study pace down mode
>>564160482You would look better if you didn't wear that ugly ass face
Why does Piccolo Pegasus have Ryan hairdo? Why does Ryan have Ryan hairdo? Is it some feminist statement that they want to avoid the male gaze?
SAY HER NAME
>>564160675I need Blast Onepiece
>>564160669>Why does Piccolo Pegasus have Ryan hairdo? Why does Ryan have Ryan hairdo?lol
>>564160404minis look so punch able
>>564160669mcqueen is simply evil and told ryan to keep her haircut (this is not a joke)
Try again vroYour bait is too stale for me to put it on the hook
>>564160675man, imagine an Uma leglocking you
>>564160702pay the butler
>>564160482>>564160523>>564160617Discuss
>>564160741she's just like me... (gets jealous easily so she tries to sabotage the competition)
>>564160702sex the butler
Missionary and leglocking with Lris...
>>564160675i am taller than everyone except bueno
>>564160675>ftw as tall as Akebono
>>564160662This is the answer I'm looking for>>564160652This is a retard
>>564160841this should be every torenaotherwise...yeah
>>564160030>>564160172I'm gonna freak it
I think I hate Nishino Flower.
>>564160829Shut the fuck up Rudolf
>>564160675I'm taller than Akebono
>>564160582I haven't logged into Dokkan in over a year maybe I should update
>>564160791At least she doesn't look like a mob.
>manlets in my general
>>564160702Obey the Butler Pay the Master
>>564160901*saves you with her random event*
>>564160901>no screenshotbleh
God, I want to fuck Red Desire so much
>>564160702MetallicA
tell me the difference between these two, no cheating
Chiyo and the twins.
>>564160968im cute-sized!!!
>>564161068I got her with the scamcha, maybe I should do her career
>>564161063
>>564161020I'm SO stubborn if I actually used her I would be done already
>>564161129you are a dwarf
>>564161129Put on the maid outfit, “man”-let.
>>564160675>womanlet ship
>>564161127one is whiter, the other has been under the sun a bit
Today is my oshi's birthday, Tokai Teio.Say something nice about her.
>>564161152runs are seeded anyway you would've been FUCKED in other ways, it's bound to hit soon
why is falcos va also round
>>564161148Cafe can join if she wants
>>564161127one is genki the other is pensive
>>564161068Sexy boy
>>564161227out of TP at work so I guess I am trying again later after I get home from a nap
>>564161218Her dad’s really hot
>>564161127I was gonna mention something about their alts but both of them have midriffs in them
>>564161268Very cute
>>564160521Dont most gacha players at least experience e7g and azurlane at least once. I myself lasted for a month
>Mejiro Dober has a huge inferiority complex in career story>Look up irl uma>Supremely dominant racer who won Hanshin JF, QEII Cup twice, and came a hair's breadth of a Triple Tiarai dont get it
>>564161127Bamboo Memory (left) is generally more stoic and composed but gets flustered easily.Yaeno Muteki (right) is genki and has maybe two brain cells. She’s also not a great singer but her enthusiasm is infectious.
>>564161127Yaeno Muteki is a whore that wears stirrup socks and short skirts. Bamboo Memory is a respectable member of the disciplinary committee that only sometimes shows her navel and wears short shorts.
>>564158591I got so burnt out I started playing Blue Archive instead. This is my first time back to the thread in like a week.
>>564161386Huge!
>>564160629For me its boys, bullyable boys.
>>564161127I need my glasses, I'm seeing double
>>564161286>napwhy do I find this cute..
>>564161358women (female (himba))
>>5641614454 bamboo memories
>>564161268It’s called typecasting
>event about doing nice things for your grandpa gives Prepared to PassWTF did yaeno bamboo mean by this....
>>564161127Yaeno Muteki is the one with the sad manga panelBamboo Memory is the one in the gyaru swimmers webm
>>564161358>no wins in mixed gender races
>>564161464cause it's you with me
>>564161435what about girls that bully you instead
>>564161358Of course a disgusting moid wouldn’t understand the issues a woman has to go through.
>>564161415Edible
>>564161541aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>564161425qrd on this fox girl does she betray?>>564158591This is why club fans is a team effort not everyone can be motivated to play this daily. I'd run ura daily if theres an auto mode.
>>564161270You have to fuck all three
>>564161552Only if its involves peeing on mehttps://vndb.org/v15300/chars
>>564160482True.>>564160791NICE
Steig ein, Trähner! We're going on a little trip
>>564161518>implying she gets only one
>>564160791I'll kill you
more like yeahno mute&skip
>>564161883DON'T SAY THAT
>>564161826Ich will nicht in den Westen...
>>564152351For me, it's her
>>564161218She won me my first Platinum title and while I don't really run Teio that much anymore I appreciate her service
>>564161883where's the bamboo cryer when you need it...
I'm rolling for Yaeno In my alt account
>>564161883
>>564161690NTA but it's more like they were already hostile from the beginning. Wait for the the new story to come out to see how they respond to (You) after getting BTFO
>>564161997This is acceptable
THERE IS 1 ANON THAT WILL PULL FOR YAENO MUTEKI FOR SURE. Too bad his corpse is already rotting for a week.
>>564161660I needed to take a chance with this one it was too good
>>564162074its me
>>564160960thanks ryan for the reddit meme
>>564162074....Ralkos...
>>564161338Modern /e7g/ is a different beast.
Where is my umawife
>>564162074doxxing...
>>564162295Best we can do is /uma/boywife
>>564162295Volunteering at the local animal shelter
>>564161218Did you eat a whole cake for her commemoration teiobro
big urara soon
>>564162146...and it worked
>>564161218DEIO SDEBBU DA :DDDD
>FCM didn't finishI'm tired Rice...
>>564162442New onahole dropping
OK but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>564161218She's cool for a squeaky voiced midget.
>>564162576
Modding Silent Hill 2 to replace James and Maria with McQueen and Teio
>>564162539I can't believe how fucking common this is for me too
>>564162690Carrot face.
>>564162672She should have been able to breed, it's not fair...
>>564162539deserved for being a RICENIGGER
You don't play the game
Goddamn chiyono-o’s early career is so hard
>>564161751sure
Before MANTblazer i had 500~ alarm clocks. And i thought "man, i'm fucked, i'm gonna run out so quickly". It's been over a month and now i'm sitting on 680 alarm clocks. Damn info gypsyes, lies everywhere. What was supposed to happen?
>>564162874host a room
>>564162917You were suppose to play the game.
>>564161751why the scars on sundayman
>>564162846umas sure do love carrots
>>564162895u didnt complete her career if u dont beat maru
>>564162917I stopped playing and my clocks went up too, it's the secret strat
>>564162967Yeah. And i do. 1-2, sometimes when i have time, even 4 careers a day. What now?
>>564162917I think I spend around 100 clocks so far but I only use them for G1
>>564163047You don't play the game.
>>564162917I started with 600 and now I have 30ish.I do play the game though.
Tallying…Please wait warmly
>>564163097theres literally nobody playing the game
>>564163142Especially you.
>>564163057I think i spend roughly the same amount. But with the events, and daily shops, the amount is not moving downwards. >>564163097Well please define playing the game, i want to know what it really is like
>>564162917my clocks stock also went up like crazy once MANT started, mostly because I stopped playing that scenario
>>564163142I played almost all day though
>>564163142Why are we all here?
jpgods said to stop playing and wait until GL
>>564163201If just waiting for reset to do TT and trade shoes then fuck off
>runs in known clock hungry demon races like NHK, Niigata Junior and Tenno Sho Spring>whoa, where did my clocks goWhy is /uma/ like this?
>>564163181The definition of not playing is you.
Bamboo Memory!
>>564163205I need to help my club with at least one ura run per day
>>564163205No, you should keep playing for carats. Are you daft?
Bamboo Muteki!
>>564163205I cant let my Mambros hanging, even with just my one run a day
>First Kitasan event chain started in senior late novemberwhy you little
>>564163270how many stats do I lose if I skip the NHK mile? that's where my clocks are always stolen, I do Tiara route
>>564163298
>>564163297Okay, same logic applies to you then. Difference is, i have alarm clocks.
>>56416339830
>>564163425No, the difference is I play the game.
>>564163270I started skipping nigga stakes and my life improved immensely
>>564163459You don't play the game
>>564163398too much
>>564163459I see. Good for you. *smooch*
>>564163534Anons should stop smooching each other here
i just hit 300 points and then never race again
>>564163270>>564163398If everyone uses MLB Fuku, its a 1 clock usage per run. That card is OP for this scenario
I played enough to win last CM and im pretty sure i am roughly neutral on clocks since MANT started
>>564163591>if you're a whale the game is easierShocking truth...
>>564163414>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8
>>564163583*rapes you*
>>564163583Anons should start playing the game
>>564163591it's good but you're sacrificing not getting another useful gold
tiktok flowerlets
>>564163270is /uma/ still stuck in the mindset of speedmaxxing for juniorthat would probably be why
>>564163618You don't play the game.
>>564163746I caved and rolled...
>>564163746sorry, but my wives want their cheerleader outfits
Show them
>>564163746Umatok you mean
So, what "playing the game" REALLY is? Unsolved mistery...
>>564163746I spent more carats than I intended to trying to get her. If I spend more, I won’t be able to have what I need for Hello/Tachyon. I’ll borrow her until she spooks me or I can get a selector from the next anniversary. Fuck gacha games.
>>564163746i'll already have taiki by the time milekino is around
>>564163746Flower is not part of the front agenda, sorry.
can i have an /uma/ gf (boy)
>>564163895hehe...
>>564163746That little GREMLIN forced me to sparkI've never actually been forced to spark until she showed up
>>564164051aren't you and the dotoposter already fucking?
Cheval Grand, Rulership, Bamboo Memory and Yaeno Muteki owe me foursome sex
>>564163678You can borrow it you knowDidnt some retard use up 600 pulls to MLB, maybe he's still playing or not lmao
>>564163971Log inAuto daily racesDaily Legend Race for an uma you're only getting in 3 months (optional)1 TTMANT run that dies before classic year
>>564164051that's reserved for me
>>564164069I would never allow a filthy clanker to touch my Kami Oshi
>>564163971Setting and using bots like >>564163895
>>564164172You're not playing the game.
>>564163968Sex
my carats...
>>564163968please tell me she has a for you event in this alt
>>564164259>>564163792mindbroken
>lacking 15 wit for my first Ug rank... Fuck my life i'm just an useless nigger
My trainee raped me
>>564164448Skill issue
AIEEEE I FORGOT IT'S TALLYING DAY AGAIN
>>564164448>>564164364>>564164363>>564164317>>564164265>>564164184>>564164172You don't play this game.
>>564164363go read them yourselfhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1048/
>>564164448get in the line
>>564164436speed+power growth umas aren't real UGs
>>564163895I am a day one player, by the way
>>564164448congratulationsit was nishino flower, right?
>>564163895Bakushin has like 10 careers less than Maruzensky, getting fans is hard if you're not an uma blessed by the goddesses...
>>564163354>>564163505>>564163680>>564164014>>564164170Based.
>>564164501Please articulate in proper English why that makes you upset.
I do not play this game.Which uma wife is for me?
>>564164509i don't really care i just wanted to make an Ug uma however mid she would turn out to be. Just to make sure i CAN do it... now i know i can't.
>>564164564last one i got
>>564164638Gold Ship
>>564163895
Super Freak is at it again.
>>564164648Just Gutsmaxx gwo...
I want to release my anger and seed on Fine motion since her ass didn't appear at her own rate up banner a while ago fuck you that's why my runs are miserable.
>>564164654wait theres this too
2 hours 20 minutes until 4 glued aces and 1 bad parent career
>>564164730YOU VILL PLAY GOOGOO BABIESYOU VILL FUCK CREEKYOU VILL GIVE HER TRIPLETS MINIMUMAND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>>564164730why don't they simply no way fag super creek
>>564164791Guts runs are even more luck based and luck is already a skill i lack (no pun intended)
>>564164928Sorry my heart belongs to another
sex
>>564164995Whorse
>>564164995i dont have enough to pull on her banner
>>564164803>I want toyou can't
>>564164995
>>564165098Bratty...
>>564165098aw carrots...
>>564165134CUTE NAVEL!!
>>564165098Fine Motion would say that.
>>564165098All this Fine Motion posting recently makes me regret not pulling for her uma form but I was drained!
Fine Motion is ugly.
You're not even worthy of her since you didn't pull for her initially
>The reason SIL gets to have Torena from her story in Aruvu's story is because without him there is no reason for her to not only race but also exist
>this after nishino cunny gave Charming ugh i'm oguriing it, i'm oguriing it so goood... the run will be shit and i'll get S rang at most.
>>564165224Her Uma form spooked me and then I got 3 copies in one spark on her banner
If you don't pull for Cheerleader King you are GAY.
>>564165413Suffers from "literally no one relevant in her story has an actual character so she got fucked". I really wish they didn't do this to her. But I fear in another universe if they had tried to get the other girls and didn't they wouldn't release her at all.
I already got Doto I don't need another Irish bad btich in my team, it would create bad vibes. Doto is also the bully of Fine Motion's boyfriend so it's awkward.
>>564165442what if i pull for but dont receive
>>564165375
>>564165442since i'm gay now i will proceed with raping you. You made the rules.
>>564165442>if you don't pull for the uma wearing boys' clothes you are gayokay bro
>>564165491Doto is evil
Everyone's like" why did you skip Fine Motion, you're bricked for the next months", but I did roll for her.She's even in my homescreen!
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>564165526Ouendan >>>> cheerleaders
>>564165442That looks like a dumb way to cheer, where are the pompoms?
>>564165438>marked
>>564165632THIS PICTURE IS TOO SEXY
>>564165591*hoehdan
>>564165567Yaeno Muteki is for (You) wanting to fuck Curren is an universal thing, don't blame her for it.
After the race what choice do you pick? Top or bottom? Stability or Gamble? -20 or -10 to -25
Wit card fans don't exist
>>564165567It's demonic influence. The sooner we banish Curren the better
hehe
I probably have more plats and a higher level of enjoyment of the game than some FM rollers
>>564165758I only go bottom if I have less than 20 energy but more than 10
HOEEEEHHH
>>564165224>>564165314>>564165438>>564165562>>564165632Sorry, but Fine's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual way
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>>564165442I'm high rolling for both. but, if for some reason I have to spark and neither one of them showed up in 200, I don't know which one to choose
>>564165758On average they end up being the same, so literally no point in gambling unless you’re low on energy
>>564165758
>>564165887you're assuming the bottom is 50/50, which it isn't
>>564151994Should I roll for Flower. She's cute and I know she's a good parent but is it really a must have. Thinking of saving for Inari One and Sweep Tosho. Also I need more Flower pics so post 'em
Reminder that MANT literally does not have a good ending and is therefore the only non canon scenario
>>564165862What's wrong with Falcoposts bro
>>564165375so just like Ai
>>564166003Ai can cope with wanting to beat Lala with how bad she fucking stalks her, at the very least.
>>564165940everything is 50/50. it either happens or it doesnt
>>564165991Too round
>>564165972if you're ever questioning whether to pull for an uma, then don't pull
>>564165819The good>>564165887The adequate >>564165913The soulmate
>>564165940…no? 2:1 Odds for 25/10. Averages out to the same as -20.
>>564166003I am her top guy?
>>564165972She's a meta parent for CM14 and every mile and sprint CM after.You don't need to roll for her though.
>>564165835Shakur will be making Ramen at our wedding
>>564166076No you're the bottom bitch
Fear not anons I have returned from my gym sesh and can continue the Uma Cuckquean stories (because I don’t feel like doing my job today) .>Sweep Tosho“What are you going to do little girl? Cast a spell to make his cum go back up his dick?” Said the woman you were mere seconds ago filling up doggy style. Sweepy was waving her wand in a circle and babbling. You had given her the benefit of the doubt, you knew she was young and you were a sicko lolicon but you didn’t think she’d keep up the retarded magic gimmick for so long. It was only during the fifth alternative medicine convention that you caught yourself straying. The woman currently taunting Sweepy isn’t even an Uma, just some blonde lady who you didn’t even catch the name of. But it was anything to drop the boredom of the twinkling starfish that is your girlfriend. She just sits there mumbling things and trying to magic missile the pair of you. The lady is gone with one last emphasised clench of your sack whilst Sweepy just keeps jumping around and waving her arms speaking about some Gay bulg or something. When you two are left alone Sweepy looks up at you and you start to feel guilty. You realise that you have permanently ruined a part of this Umas life all because you were bored. There is no difference between you and a politician. Sweepy asks “w-w-why?” And before you answer she continues “why were you hit with such a curse by a high ranking succubus?”. Getting away with it might actually make you feel worse.
>>564166076during her usual new year event at the shrine with you she meets kitasan, kitasan tells her that she runs as a way to thank all her fans, while Ai responds that she runs for her trainer
>>564166076Hand picked by the three goddesses themselves to be her only man
>>564166192she james bond'd that burger...
>>564166192it's a burger shaped purse
>>564166217>>564166228Umazing!
>>564166192I too have a burger back pocket
>>564166302Teiobro...
>>564166192Do gyarus really?
Guys, i removed pickles from all the burgers. Like, ALL of them.
>>564166192why the fuck do they do this
>>564162993IRL Sunday almost died twice. The second time when he was transported, the truck driver had a heart attack, and the van crashed, and got several scars from that.
>>564166367I make sure to put extra pickles on Haru’s burger whenever I see her in the restaurant
>>564166367animal
>>564166413Well her name is appropriate...
>>564166413what, you don't have a hammerspace back pocket?
>>564166413this one is clearly her putting it on a table or something
>>564166413Erotic.
Triple front is really weak, huh. Unless you've got like UG fronts with maxed out stats and Fast Learners, with every existing mid and late skill under this sun, they'll be jobbing to some random Late/Ends who won gamble, or just simply stomped by xOguri Doms.
>>564166442>>564166443you stupid picklggers.
>>564166413like father like son i guess
I got most of my FM copies from random SSR tickets
>>564166584Haru would say this
>>564166537the umanko is powerful
>>564163746No, I don't have enough carats.
Felling good today so i cast [Fast Learner] upon your careers.
>>564166574Triple front will rape CM13 just you wait
>>564166367Your evil stops here
>>564166413>see the tummy rubbing animation>dick twitchesIt's over.
>>564166730>bricks my runsfuck you too buddy
>>564166121:(
>>564166217Kek I remember KitaAifags were seething hard that they ended up barely interacting if at all and that their headcanon didn’t get validated
>>564166769i just wish it was in her racewear.
>>564166730But im doing parent runs today
Feeling bad today so I revoke your distance inspirations
>>564166769bwo...
>>564166842more skill sparks for your parent i hope>>564166767raisu calm down it's nothing bad
>>564166804Sorry Kita likes them young
goodnight umadacchi
You see those carats, Yaeno Muteki?I could spark you if I wanted, but I will SKIP your banner. Haa-Haha.
>>564166804that’s the problem when they spend most of their time believing twitter delusions
>>564166853i only proc like one red per week in all my inspos (3 runs a day)
>>564166941Good night
>>564166935>likes them young>11 years older than her
>>564165314I didn't even play the game back then. I started playing when the Choco Bourbon+Flash event was going on. The uma spooked me on the Bobo+Flash banner, and her card spooked me on the Nishino+Bakushin card banner (I was fucking clueless back then, why did I even pull on such a shit card?)
>>564166782My fellow afroamerican melanin-riched buddy, genuine question: How?
Eishin Falcon!
>>564167021sound doko
>>564167021Sweepy is a young mare and not an old dusty hag...
>>564166121>Buena VistaIf there’s one thing that’s always true, it’s that the childhood friend always loses. She’d find you doing a position she’s been asking you for weeks to do with someone else. She’d been begging to do anything other than rough sex but you treat this other woman so gently like you’re caressing a fine cloth. Worst of all, you were kissing. You haven’t kissed Buena Vista since the beginning of the relationship. And yet you look this new woman in the eyes as if you were in love. Was it a sign when you had previously rejected her saying you only saw her as a sister. But then why the sex? Why the talking about a future together? Why were you even living together? Was Buena Vista Forever a Sista only good as a live in maid? She doesn’t interrupt the two of you, but she does go to the kitchen and grab the sharpest knife she can find. If she can’t get a happy ending, neither will you.
>>564166990
>>564167096i stole it from another anon i have no idea what happened
>>564167021Is that why there's fan art with their relative relative sizes are reversed to make Kita look younger than Sweep?
>>564166871Sorry blo, but I never studied architecture.
>>564166121nyo...
>>564167169no, it's because those people are into ageplay
>>564166935Kita's actual wife isn't in game yet
>>564165758If I have a race scheduled after that, the stable 20. If it's the last race in a row, take the gamble. If I'm just bored as fuck, and want to have a fun run: all gamble.
>>564167226Justaway and Kizuna NTR soon
>>564167102don't say that around Kita, she'll get turned off>>564167169probably. Sweep was born 2001 and Kita 2012.
>>564166992They're still delusional about it but thankfully they weren't thrown a bone by the official content at least
i like cute silly horses, which uma is for me?
you ever just
>>564167226Kingu has some really nice daughters huh?
>>564167302>sweep is a zoomerWei ~
>>564167116it’s funny how some nips think they can forgive cheating, even full on sex, so long as there wasn’t any kissing. Apparently forgiving a kiss is harder for them than forgiving an entire night of sex
>>564167358orange
>>564167358Air Groove
>>564167459Remember not to feed her Shiraoki delusions
>>564167226Also Nox's full siblings being all fillies is kind of amusing
>>564167358Tama
>sweep is younger than meOH>she's also deadoh
>>564167637Shiraoki-sama is real and she set you two up.
>sweep is older than me
>>564167667If you are not a zoomer like me, then most of the cast will be younger than you
>>564166121>cucking an uma with a ningenbrutal. raceplay but real. which umas are into this?
Horses don't live that long
>>564167358The Tamtam
What's sex with King Halo like
>>564167667using magic spells shortens you life
>>564167846very third-rate
>>564167773man being a jap horse racing fan in the 90s mustve been sick
>>564167773I was born in MARVELOUS year, huh.
Grooming zoomer /uma/ trainers
>>564167778Digitan would allow it only if you also fuck umas and let her take notes for reference for her manga
>>564167813Only Dober-nee san is still alive from this picture
Is it okay to start watching Cinderella gray if i abandoned 3rd season cause it was boring as hell. Also any movies or ovas i should watch (NTR one already done)
>>564167846Pillow princess
>>564167846like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
>>564167773>my wife is 11 years older than me
Doto will never die
>>564167927Yeah and then she would join in for a threesome for more material
>>564167778dober
>>564167773i am literally sweep tosho
So far,I have>Front with no GW but Medium S and Front S>Front with GW but Medium A>Front with GW but Medium AChat, I am so fucking cooked.
>>564167913>groomingWe’re pushing 30
>>564167846she enjoys anal so get an idea
>>564167745Weird how there are people that werent' alive when the twin towers fell.
>>564167773>tfw born in Nice year>but also Teio yearominous portents
>accidently pressed 91% failure and won Holy fuark this run must be blessed
>>564167946going to the farm and fucking mejiro dober (himba)
>>564168028i want to fuck you
>>564167913One day I will get someone to wear the Rice Shower outfit
>>564167990yeh it's fine
Falco is still active and you can fuck her at a low low price of 500k yen (800k if pregnant)
>>564167773
mr doto liked them young
>>564168136
>Sweepy was banged by the likes of Deep Impact multiple times, KSB, Duramente, Orfevre, Stay Gold, Agnes Tachyon and Heart's Cry>Not a single kid won more than 100 million yen>Sweep Awards was her second most successful kid who we saw just won a 3-win entrant race
>>564167990yeah
>>564168198Isn't that kinda cheap?
>>564166941(late) good night
>>564168198/uma/ should invest in Falco cum
>>564168212Daring Tact when?
>>564168256YAMEROOOOO
>>564167913I'm taken
>>564168276umadols are cheap
>>564168276Fan-only price
>>564167913Sorry I only like 2Ds
>>564168410That's even better
>>564168154>>564168274genuinely thank you for not throwing shit at me. I will now begin watching it
>>564168339The question that's been asked for 3+ years now...
>>564167116>MaruzenskyAt first she thought she was fine with the idea. The summer of love was groovy and no one is groovier than Maruzensky. She always thought that it would be reciprocal and she’d also go out and find some stud to make things even, but when it actually happened she was crushed. You’d told her beforehand you were going on a date and she said she’d wait for you at home, watching reruns of MASH. It was when you came home, plastered with new girl under your arm that she was woken up. It was when you two had started in the hallway, so pent up and aggressive that neither of you could wait til reaching the bedroom, that Maruzensky had left your big water bed. It wasn’t until you were already hair pulling and down to the hilt in the younger woman’s body that Maruzensky saw. She went white, her blood cold and she felt sick. You went harder and harder rutting like some gorilla but all Maruzensky saw was her memories being broken one by one. The disco dance evening where you swept her off her feet? Replaced by the sounds of you moaning into another woman’s ear. Talking about Art Deco as a kitchen theme? Heavy breathing and plapping, vaginal juices and cum leaking down onto her gogo boots. You come to your senses after the fifth round, and by then the sun is coming out. You see through the window at the top of the stairs, a now world weary Maruzensky. Bags under her eyes and specks of vomit at the corners of her mouth. There is no concluding statement that I can make that provides a satisfactory ending to this one. Sorry anons and sorry Maruzensky.Any other requests whilst I’m working on my next one?
>falco is cheap>curren is freeWhich would be worse?
>>564168496This outfit gets worse the more I see it
>>564168496oh no no no
>>564168573Opposite effect on me.
>>564168513S3 is regarded as the weakest season so it's okay. Beginning of a New Era is a good movie, it's a sequel to the NTR anime so you can watch it once you're done with the Oguri anime.
>>564168485
HOEH
>>564168496I want to kiss this emo retard
>>564167116This gets a kys/10 from me
>>564168496do all horses love fried chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlcH0d17IU
>>5641683394.5 Anni card -> 5.5 Anni playabletrust>>564168276For a 21YO dirt stallion with that pedigree and that amount of money won by their progeny in the last couple of years? I would say that's a pretty fair price
>>564168693Only because they're paid to
>>564168670The Falcon is smart.
>>564168693I'm not posting it
>>564168496Hot topic-chan...
tacto is too sexo she would mog all
>>564168557a whore is cheapa wife is free
>>564168284also late umasumi.......
>>564168531Rudolf
>>564168496are those fucking flared pants lmaooo
>>564168274how did animation quality go up so much? and coincidently it went up after the advent of ai
>>564167990Cingray is its own thing, you don't need any other uma animango for context>t.watched every uma anime, loved S1
>>564168531suzuka pls
>>564168670what a round lad
>>564168782Cygames made their own studio
>>564168786thank you, that's reassuring
>>564168753is that why they refuse to make her a trainee?
>>564168747IT'S UNIQLO YOU FAGGOT>>564168780Ya'll niggas don't know shit about Japanese fashion
>>564168760Curren is everyone’s wife!
>>564168663Corrupting this anon
bread me
>>564168864Aruvu, please...
>>564168864>Ya'll niggas don't know shit about Japanese fashionof course i don't im a white european man
>>564168782main series is cgdct and was well animated where it matteredbnwbne has a movie budgetcg is shonenslop and as long as things are blurry or flashy enough viewers are happy
>>564168764nini~
>>564168990>>564168990>>564168990
>>564168861yes
>>564168848you're going to love Cingray, Oguri is fucking amazing, and so is Tamamo
I hope they send Falco to the same retirement farm as Flash and his old dirt rivals when the times goes. Then they can all be old men together again.
>>564168670my idol
>>564168531these are hard to read. do people really jack off to this...
>>564168782Cygays got rich enough to use their own studio, Studio Kai was dying making S3
>>564152403>>564152685it's cygames, they never think things through
>>564151994The OP fucked up. The previous isn't the last thread, it's the thread before.
