Previous: >>564151994>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*) Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
no one askedno one caresshut the FUCK up
TEIO
This thread will be gayer
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>564168990happy birthday teio!
>>564168990TEIO
oisu
>>564169130Melty Nature
>>564169061that's not TeioTHIS is Teio!
>>564169115Gay mogged
ryan LOVE
I DONT GIVE A HORSES ASS
Digitan LOVE
too much teio
I asked I care
>>564169058You're not playing the game
Watch as there'll suddenly be a billion Yaenofags here (who will conveniently disappear once the next banner after Yaeno drops)
teio!
Teio deserved so much better than the fans she got.
we Teio now?
>>564169229TEIO
>>564169217>Umazda
>>564168990Happy birthday Teio!
>>564169242You said this about Cafe
KILL Teio.RAPE Teio.SELL Teio to old men.
>>564169224Creeku sexo... /uma/i ass...
Friendly reminder that Shiraoki isn't real
>>564169267I do this
jiggies
i just know that kingu wants an expensive date. can the avergae torena even afford that much?
BIGFATNAKEDEARS
>>564169240I don't. Problem?
crazy how dantsu was supposed to be a supporting character and yet her fat friend with one line was better characterized than her
To the anime watchers: what's pretty derby like? Anons last thread said s3 is weak, is s3 worth watching? Should I only bother with s2? (I've heard that's the best one)
>>564169370Your next run will be cursed for this blasphemy!
>>564169424she pays and you pay her back with your body
Yeah, I love Teio too
>>564168531>Curren Chan“Trust me. I’m a fan of Curren Chan and all the couples do this!” That’s how you were talked into the situation. Couples acupuncture sounded strange but if you could do something together with Curren chan she was happy. Curren chan was worked on first, with Ms Anshinzawa detailing what each point was doing and what each needle helped with. She eventually leaves Curren in a state akin to paralysis, but instead of being rigid she’s all floppy. “Thangg yuuu” says Curren, who can only really move her face and her right hand. Anshinzawa moves onto you with a smirk, not even five needles poked in you hear an “uh oh. Oopsie ~~” and the feeling hits you. Your blood rushes downwards and th only thing you can think of is pussy. You turn and mysteriously Ms Anshinzawa is already naked from the waist down. Curren’s eyes look towards you desperately but you’re not in control. You pin down Ms Anshinzawa, slobbering all over her like a dog and she laughs. You enter her and god is it the best you’ve ever felt. You haven’t even seen Curren naked but here you are in arms reach blowing someone you’ve only met today. You try to speak but only visceral grunts come out, you realise more needles have been stuck into you without looking and Anshinzawa caresses your face. “Don’t worry Mr, once all your bad chi is gone you’ll be right back to normal. Fufufu, here, you can even hold your girlfriend’s hand” the one part of Curren that could move is rapidly moving all over the place. Your hand is moved to hold onto hers and you feel a build up of pressure as you shoot a thick load into the Acupuncturist. You think it stops when a needle is inserted and you feel it all over again. “I know I said an hour, but I’m sure you two are fine with an extra service for free.”
>>564169362Gyaru Creek is criminally sexy
TEIO!
i found 3 frames of a teio cosplayer in a compilation of people from some armor festival in japan
>>564169238uhh.... umasmusume doko?
>>564169452Fuck, meant to ask whether s1 worth watching...
>>564169428Waoh mama...
>>564169482This Teio is a slutThe sheer fabric over the tummy is even sluttier than having it exposedStupid sexy Frenchie
>>564169428fuck, i want to kiss that mole of hers
You receive:1 600k fans career run a day3 (dirt) shoe requests1 ohayou at resetI receive:A+ club rewards (I'll tolerate A rank) at the start of every month
>>564169424you cant afford her as your girlfriend
>>564169452I liked S1, but I had very low expectations going in because of this thread so maybe that helped. S2 is definitely the best, but S3 is pretty underrated
>>564169449That said, she should still lose weight.
>>564169484>shoot a thick load into the AcupuncturistI would do this
>>564169428Didnt know she could smile.
>>564169452>>564169572S1 is required for S2's buildup. S3 is for you to decide after watching some episodes
>>564168990>almost losing race>YUME WO KAKERU starts playing>lose anywayTEIO LOVE
...Bleh.
>>564169812i kek'd
>>564169670
>>564169452I loved S1. It's about Suzuka and SpeFAT. Episode 7 is still one of the most hype things I've ever seen.S2 is fantastic on every level. S1 was more slice of life, S2 is pure sports drama. It rules.S3 isn't horrible, but it's the weakest of the three. I haven't rewatched it, and have rewatched S2 about a dozen times. tl;dr they're all worth watching, very much so.
>>564169660>>564169729OK thanks anons, I'll see if i can get a friend to watch s1+2 with me and decide after that whether we want to do s3
>>564168990Dont fall for gaslights. Listen to good players
>>564169702https://x.com/ryumrykk/status/2046121834454872236Here's her giving you a valentine chocolate she says she bought, and then you say it soothes you and she gives a quick smile.She's so cute man.
Uhhhhhh...Would Rice act like this?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564169960misleading thumbnail
>>564169960yes, she would do anything for her onii-sama
It bothers me that we dont get a Senior Year valentines event
>>564169926need
>>564169452S1 was great if you watched it when it aired, but it's been almost 10 years since then.Be aware this anime was made 2 years before the game first released in Japan and the intention of the makers was to make a respectful story about keiba using anime girls, you can't judge it that hard for what cygays was paying for.But it's fun, S2 is peak as in, I can rewatch it right now and enjoy it. You can watch S2 without watching S1 but it's recommended you watch S1.
>>564170039
>>564169452watch season 1 and 2. season 3 is really fucking bad, but you might as well watch it too. i know you have nothing better to do, and cheval grand is very cute.>>564169572if you skip season 1 i'm going to shoot you. it is essentially a prototype of the franchise, so it's very fun to watch, as silly as it is.
>>564170065Flower stop pls, I can't cum anymore...
slurp a dusty hag
>>564169843I want to pull on her tongue
sleep 8-0eat 1-7
>>564169960ME AND WHO
>>564170251Rice Shower, it says right there
>>564169929Ardan is a young and sensitive girl, please be nice to her.
>>564169648mambro...
>>564170115see this is why I fucking hate manga, because this is what it does, like it appeals to the male fantasy
Rice would act like this
>>564169890>friend to watch s1+2 with meAnons should watch anime together too and bond
>>564170251it's actually me and my......it's complicated...
>>564170302This always makes me laugh
>>564169890>friendyour /uma/bf?
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>564170136Any time any where
>>564170359B-Bwo??
>>564169890>I'll see if i can get a friend to watch s1+2 with meCan't we set up a private stream to make an umamusume watch along?
>>564170424They meant boyfriend, but wanted to spare our feelings
>>564170339this is rape
>>564169484Thanks you for this entertainment during these hard times please do Tamamo Cross and Cheval Grand
the only people who think season 1 is worse than season 3 are lobotomized shounen negroes who measure every show they watch by how much people scream in it.
>>564170459yes...bwo fitsmy onii-sama if you will
>>564170321Yes!
>>564170424No, my irl best friend who i met in college like a normal person. We watched the new era movie together and we both liked it
>>564170558Stop fucking your brother, anon
>>564170302>posted from golshi's account
>>564170558It's your brother bwo...
>>564170609>
>>564170619>>564170643it's okay we're not biologically related, but I am curious how much older he is...
>>564170547So Doto
admire vegamore likeretarded vega
>>564170609IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>564169423jiggie.fun/OF3tbRjiggie.fun/OF3tbR
>>564170609do you call him your best friend to his face or just secretly think of him that way
Fantasy is safer than reality, dacchi
>>564170798... isn't that just the same uma?
which uma is curious about recreational drug-use and would sheepishly ask her tor-ray-nuh to guide her through her first 4/20?
don't knock it till you try it
>>564170850STOP BEING BLINDGET SOME GLASSES
makween...
>>564170850that's blue groove and special blue
>>564170796Weird question, but we've known each other for close to a decade now and yeah I've called him my best friend to his face. We usually just adress each other as brother from another mother though
>>564170703Anon stop being gay!
>>564170850Can’t you see the absolute ear mogging going on there?
>>564170964he's trying to erp with you
>>564170878I don’t have to stick my hand in boiling water to know that it’s a bad idea
She gets soft around her daughter...
>>564170908maguin...
>>564170850I say the same about yaeno and bambooand transcend and dictus
I'm depressed because of existential dread, /uma/. Cheer me up.
i summon theeanti jp schizo
>>564170798I just saw some people posting that in Aruvu's career, Cesario confirms that her dad is still an active trainer and her mother is an instructor umamusume that he used to train, is this true?
>>564171085And Cheval and Evil Cheval
>>564170995>>564170702I think you anons need to go outside more. Both for your own happiness and so I can stop seeing these lonely, gay-baiting posts
>>564171085>and transcend and dictusYou genuinely need glasses
>>564170869if you gave vodka a fake blunt, she would pretend to be high as fuck and then start trying to suck you off
Aruvu is stallion-coded
>>564171126You will die one day.
>>564169890Have fun anon especially with S2. There's a lot more great scenes in it other than Teio's last race that you've probably seen a lot of times already
>>564171169Unlike Transcend, who is a fake glasses uma.
>>564170609You guys have friends?
>>564170850One is an earlet
>>564168990TEIOOOOOO
Mogged.
Can someone link the trackblazer agenda pdf?I had to reformat and don't have it anymore.
>>564169484Symboli RudolfYou feel a cold metal on your neck. “The Symboli family does not take kindly to such embarrassments.” You go soft as you feel in danger, the girl underneath you screams as you can now see what is at your neck. A sabre that was previously hanging up above the fire place that you thought was display only but the slight trickle of blood proves you wrong. “Get up.” You stand, naked and afraid, the girl rushes off as you turn ever so slightly to look into the eyes of your partner. Rudolf has a fire so harsh in her eyes that you would pee a little if you weren’t in that awkward period where it would go everywhere. The details are unimportant compared to the results. It seems when you are a triple crown legend you are given much greater leeway legally. You are left in front of Tracen academy blindfolded. A crowd has formed in front and the voice of Tokai Teio can be heard yelling “MAKE IT SLOW!” You are pelted with rotten fruit, though not as rotten as you for having cheated on your partner. There is a click heard behind and you’re sentenced for crimes much more severe legally than you’ve actually committed. Air Groove finishes reading them aloud and turns to the Student Council President. “The safety is still on, so you will have to flip it off.”
Do these guys play the game?
>>564171085Her name is Ikuno.
>>564170869Dia would do anything if she heard there was a jinx to break
>>564171352AIEEEEEEEEETHE DOX
What are your thoughts on Rickey?
>>564171135Kitahara trained Cesario?
>>564170609>>564170731>>564171126Surely you have your own best friend r-right? I met mine during childhood so I thought it was a natural thing to have
ikuno dickus
>>564171450she steals semen from little boys
>>564171352Yeah, just not next to Ryanxwonbin
>>564171450pretty cute, but I'm not rolling on an uma that's cbt to train
>>564171135yes>>564171478are you retarded?
>>564171226She’s cute, so it’s okay
>>564171502GIWTWM
>>564171337>everyone will believe the uma no matter what you sayso just like our world huh
>>564170869>4/20No one says that anymore, unc. Cool kids use fent nowadays.
>>564171502yeah, me
>>564171482He's my best friend but I don't think I'm his...
>>564171085I am unable to differentiate Transcend and Seiun sky's voices
>>564171482The last time I met with my childhood best friend was over 15 years ago.
How do you guys check if a skill works on a certain track?
>>564171656you either use your brain, ingest sloptuber doctrine, and/or get gaslit by an umalator.
>>564171478Why is he making that face?Extreme Difficulty Challenge Mode: Do not say that they had sex.
>>564171656gaslight sim
>>564171478imagine how awkward it’d be flirting with Cesario knowing her dad’s your coworker and might be nearby
>>564171656The start of the late race has to be the same spot the skill activates.
>>564171656You see the conditions and see where it will activate on that track
>>564171482I have no friends
>>564171754He would give you thumbs up
>>564171656First, read the conditions of the skill in the skills section of gametora.Then, check the track in the racetracks section of gametora.Finally, have a basic understanding of the mechanics of the game.
>>564171764That's only for accel skills tho
>>564171603do you young folk have a special day for introducing opioid use? maybe amphetamines?
Learn to draw Teio!
>>564171482I don't have friends
>>564171893I mean, what other skills you'd want to check? Velocity skills activate and that's that.
>>564171728she asked him out and Kitahara still hasn't answered, depending on how he responds Belno could ruin his reputation as a trainer in Tracen
>>564171715>>564171731>>564171764>>564171785>>564171869Nyaruhodo, I don’t really wanna do any of those things so I guess I’ll be running Oguri + 2 dominators again next CM.
>>564171998>OguriMake sure to get redshift
>>564171998>your average hoguri player
>>564171998Make sure to only bring 3 heals, uma2 is dangerous, and redshift.
umankles erotic
>>564171960Some inherit will be bad for some distance, like NY Opera O for sprint and mile
>>564171960velocity skills can be invalidated if they activate too early in the acceleration zone. for example, mcqueen's unique is entirely nonfunctional in cm13. skills with hill-based conditions are also always worth checking the track for, no matter what type they are.
you can't just add uma to every word
>>564172153Ikuno………DictusSoft
>>564171901>introducingSo you're telling me your mom didn't use fent during pregnancy? What a weirdo.
Not pictured: I bred Barcarole into her. What do we think /uma/... Does she have a shot...
umakillingmyself
>>564172165It's only bad for sprint
>>564171482anon, /uma/'s average age is in the 30s according to the official /uma/ survey administered a week ago. we're all friendless and, since we're 4channers, likely entirely alone outside of the possibility of family whom are obligated but reluctant to keep in-contact with us. you are amongst the lowest wrung of the societal totem-pole, hence the congregation around a gacha game about half-horse daughter idols.
>>564171337>Tamamo CrossIt was only meant to be a meaningless deal. You two had money issues seemingly forever and Tamamo was convinced it was due to some sort of god’s curse. That’s when you were approached, some fancy looking Uma from the Mejiro clan. She promised that just some moments of time were all she needed and she would pay you handsomely. It wasn’t until you reached her bedroom that you realised what the transaction was. The walls were covered in photos of you on one side and a large mirror was erected in the room. Retroactively it’s obvious there was something in the tea she gave you. It wasn’t a hallucinogenic or sedative but just a normal aphrodisiac, you can’t use it as an excuse as all it did was make you hard, but Tamamo has been too stressed to want to do anything lately and there was still the deal. God it felt good. Not only was she slobbering all over it but the Mejiro even let you fuck her in the ass. The worst part was whilst you were focusing so hard on not saying her name you didn’t say Tamamo’s either and just called the Mejiro “Mommy”. Or perhaps the real worst part is when you returned. There wasn’t even payment the second and third times, just raw animalistic sex. It was only the fourth when you realised, the pictures on the wall were you and Tamamo but her face was replaced by the Mejiro. You came upon seeing it. The fifth time you weren’t paid, but someone else was. You walk into the Mejiro estate, head to the bedroom where to your horror Tamamo is sat on a chair. Her eyes red and puffy and a television set ahead, playing four camera angles at the same time of you railing the Mejiro woman. Tamamo looks to you and bites her tongue in anger. That’s when you see a case of money at her side, and the door to the room opens with the Mejiro woman coyly calling your name. I shall do one more, then I shall finish for now. This last shall be my capstone work.
>>564171998Base Oguri is better for Taurus
>>564172227NoMedium A
>>564172192>>564172165Triumphant Pulse activates every time I need it to activate so the others don't matter much.
>>564172274Not anymore, no more SFV on this track
>>564172204Don't me what to do, umaynd your own business>>564171085>>564171363>>564172153What's the deal with her? What's her personality like?
>>564172153Ikumo Sextus
>>564172274base oguri is just an NPC uma with a built-in homestretch haste.
>>564172414autist uma
>>564172261I'm not friendless! They're just mostly online. One of my friends who lived in my city moved to chase pussy and he actually got married recently doing it...Then there's my two high school friends I'm still in contact with but they only share vidya hobby not Uma hobby
>>564172445Good, I'm oshigaming then. Nobody better bitch at me for using Original Oguri.
>>564172512People will bitch at you no matter what you do
>>564172271I wonder if Tamamo would value money more than her relationship
>>564172379Late surger Oguri>>564172445>loses>*Triumphant Pulse*>wins
why she lookin like lil spica agemasen
>>564172590Aww what the fuck man. How do I gain /uma/'s respect?
>>564171482I have a best friend and we're both 38 but literally a month ago they came out as trans. I'm really fucked up over it. Apparently like 90% of the stuff we did together that I thought was quality bro time where we really understood each other was actually just them pretending to enjoy doing it. Now all they do is send me xitter links to political shit and complain about AI. They also spent like an hour the other day "coming out" to me as a bottom. Fuck my life.
We are not friends.
>>564169843Funni lineage
>>564172086I’m actually oshigaming with Grass and Symboli Rudolf.
>>564172630Post umanko
What was the cutoff last TT, I wasnt paying attention?
>>564172316i look like this grass
>>564172630make a broodmare with perfect genes
>>564172726Just 1k above (You)r score.
>>564172726770k
>>564172626Trainer had a baby
>>564172414Random acts of kind of nice enthusiast.
>>564172642My condolences anon. If it were just the trans thing that'd be one thing, but the rest of that shit is actually just "cut them off" material, and I get how hard that'd be when you've been friends for so long.
that tiny little gap right therethat's what gets me going
>>564172756uid?
>>564172642>spoilerI'm so sorry to hear that
Why did you not pull Mejiro Bright?
>>564172971I was too drained by Kita and Dia
>>564172642that's fucked up
>>564172971I sparked her
>>564172971Ugly.Useless.Retarded.
>>564171482I'm 29 and I've alienated all my friends shortly after covid after having a mental breakdown after I realized I got no allies or friends and that I always was a lolcow in my circles, so I simply started working on myself. Now I'm completely friendless but I got a decent corporate job. I don't think I'll ever get a real gf or any friends in the near future.
>>564172882Bamboo spotted!
Hello friends!!!!
>>564173045its never too late bwo
>>564172642>pretendingDamn that's kinda fucked up
>>564172642Your friend being dead hurts less than this torture
>>564172971The only Mejiro I care about is McQueen
>>564173045I'm sure you'll be able to make some friends in the future. I believe in you! You already did the most difficult part.
>>564172971no carats and i dont like her that much
>thread making me realize iwn be happyjust what am I doing
>>564172971she spooked me
>>564172971Saving for C.B. and Kris S
>>564172971I'd trade Ryan for her if I could.
>>564173191Get a /uma/bf NOW!
https://poal.me/s7kodzhttps://poal.me/s7kodzhttps://poal.me/s7kodz
>>564173241i want her alt because i think it's one of the cutest in the game
>>564172153>slop
>>564172642Your friend got groomed without you knowing, better to cut them off entirely.
why is she like this
What the FUCK
>>564173191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXhkvUjUmYgood luck, anon.
>>564172642>Apparently like 90% of the stuff we did together that I thought was quality bro time where we really understood each other was actually just them pretending to enjoy doing itI feel like I've seen this exact post before
>>564173241ANONS SHOULD STOP POSTING THESE HUG PICTURES BECAUSE I IMAGINE MYSELF WITH MY SO
>>564173482how is there 2 of her?
>>564173447Orange
>>564173342Ardan would def makw the best wife even though she's not my fav mejiro
>>564173561I'm going to smack those tiddies
Chuds will look at this and tell you straight in the eye the umas are straight
>>564169362>>564169492
>>564172642they probably weren't actually pretending though, people tend to retroactively remodel their psyche when embarking on these sorts of things. my brother also did this.
>>>564172971She's a bit slow
>>564172271>GoldshipWHAT IN THE HEAVENS TRAINER SAN!?d-don’t tell me. You’ve realised that all my jokes and goofs and gaffs are for attention!? You realised tha all my jokiness was to get you to realise my love for you and you DECLINE!? And now you want to punish me for being such a retard to you in my debut at the twinkle series? You’ve gone and contacted every student here at Tracen to come here RIGHT NOW?! Trainer san you’re getting undressed and motioning yourself up for them to USE as a breeding pole?! And you’ve been keeping every gift I give you so as to make delicious Chinese medicine meals to increase your sexual stamina to stay longer as you get MILKED for all you have? Meanwhile you’ve given me an Tachyon created concoction that makes it so my olifactory senses are pushed into hyperdrive so that I can smell the scent and squirt and spunk you make in this hundred uma one man ORGY?! And you specifically got the rest of the Golds and even MCQUEEN to come in first to really seal the deal that you were NEVER interested in my childish games?! There’s even a ramen bar being ran outside the back of the office so that spectators and participants can fill up from noodles boiled in my tears as you get AMAZON PRESSED by the Golden Generation!?! And this is ongoing for days so that the only thing I can look forward to is you GAPING all my cute juniors!? And you’ll forget to feed me so I can only stay alive by catching loose sprays of cum and squirt whenever the hishis force a handy on you until you BURST and even that’s not enough and my last moments are in silence watching you get RAN THROUGH by every Uma in this series except for ME?!! Well, what can I say except YABBA DABBA DOO
>>564173506You have but its because they posted about it before
>>564173329no one else is serious about itimpossible
>>564172878>>564172938>>564173021>>564173127>>564173150Thanks bros... I don't even know where I could complain about this, it's going to sound retarded but this is literally the only place I've mentioned it. I'm not even someone who cares about that stuff, you could say my "trainynotes" are basically empty. But like "haha yeah all that time we spent working out, like how you literally only got into the gym and turned your life around and realized you could love your body because of the time we spent together, actually I was just doing that because I thought guys had to be macho and I hated every second of it secretly" is not a kind of thing I ever expected to have to cope with... thanks for reading my blog.Uma Musume. But hey Lovecen won the Satsuki Sho, that was cool.
>>564173789Are you serious about it then? Get one yourself bwo
>>564173150In a way, he's dead, the person he pretended he was in front of anon's eyes is no more, truly depressing.
>>564173045I'm near your age and had a similar situation, but it was because I went on a meltdown on my best friend during covid for a very petty reason, and because I was depressed from being alone in a completely new country. I isolated myself and stopped interacting with all my friends, not just my best friend. But I managed to patch things up right after ONE (1) drinking session when I went back to my home country for a vacation.It's never too late anyon
>>564169370Shut up heretic, that's Shiraoki-SAMA to you
>>564173506>>564173768sorry yeah I did blogpost about this before one time. I'm surprised people remember, I don't think anyone responded to it then.
>>564173482Bamboo Muteki is real!
>>564173793I lost a friend of 6 years almost a decade ago now because I said "how Lee got bit in the walking dead was fucking retarded" and they kept calling me ableist because they drank that retarded Koolaid. I tried defending myself without even saying anything offensive and i still got blocked on all platforms. Shit happens man, if what he's doing isn't to your liking anymore there is 0 shame in telling him your issues and if he can't accept it just move your own separate ways.
>>564172414>What's the deal with her? What's her personality like?autismhttps://litter.catbox.moe/80dqa9.mp4
>>564173768>>564174005ah, I thought it was a pasta
>>564173756Bejitabro...
*punches you*
holy whitesI wish I was able to pass DD/PP though, fuck
It'll be a new day soon....
>>564174242Ouch!
>>564172271Thats gut wrenching for my uma soulm8
>>564173756this post deserves an award
>>564174242What did I do to you, Bamboo Memory?
>>564172642Feels like half the world is coming out as trans or bi lately. Sorry Anon.In any case, sex with Manhattan Cafe.
>>564170738in progressjiggie.fun/OF3tbRjiggie.fun/OF3tbR
>>564174423sorry
>>564174242I tank haymakers from Kawakami Princess. That was just a gentle breeze.
>>564174242*Doom gibbing sound*
>>564173756My sides are hurting kek
>>564172642>theyThis is how you know you lost
>>564174242
>>564172642Does she look cute?
>>564174423Nothing wrong with being bi really, don't lie, you jerked it to traps before too
I want an anon to call me a good girl...
>>564173495>optimisticYeah I'll make sure there's way less time than that
>>564173659>orfevre, I hate youBut to be fair, unlike Cheval (or Doto), Win Variation NEVER EVER won, she got eternally cucked by Orfevre so maybe the hate is real.
>>564173756/dbs/ was a mistake
>>564174513I said I was 38 right. I've been friends with them since I was 14. I want to respect them and be kind, not because I care about trainynotes but because I care about them. But calling them a girl is too weird for me right now so I just settle for this.
Bwos... she's cute...
You guys have online friends at least, even if they're ones you'll never meet, right?
>had to clock haruten 3x because i went in with minimal stamina and rival opera kept proccing her gold recoveriesso this is how it feels to be the raped…
>>564174423most bis are just sexually attracted to a secondary gender but not actually capable of loving said gender so it's not that big of a dealthere's a reason old bis don't exist as the thrill is gone when everyone looks frail and decrepitsweepy is cute
>>564174764I do, but I fell out with some of them last few years
>>564174627Put on the Rice Shower outfit and we'll talk
>>564174627You are a girl, Currensis! Good girl!Trans rights are human rights!
>>564174758
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>564169449>>564169670>>564169873I need this fat fuck in global NOW
>>564174730I hope you understand that calling you gay here is me teasing you and not me believing you're actually gay and thinking about a future where you see your friend as a woman you can share a bed with.
>>564174868This day will be better.
>>564172642if that’s all it takes to make you feel this way you’re either completely lost in the sauce, or you weren’t that close to begin with
>>564174685Cheval and Apple have a very similar theme
>>564173793I've probably shared a lot of things in 4chan that I don't share to my friends or anyone irl.Hope it get better for you fren since what happened to you totally sucks and out of your control, and finding a friend this year and generation is hard.I was going to root for Ask Edinburgh but thinking if I should root for Lovcen instead for that triple crown
>>564174764some of the closest friends i have are autistic men i met through 4chan gaming groups
>>564173756ok golshi would actually post this
>All 10 donations at resetToday is a good day
i should be fine for another week
>>564174685Why are Heart's Cry's son like this?
one (1) more day till i have taiki sluttle.
>>564174764No
>>564174994Guess were safe nice
>>564174685>>564173659Win Variation hates herself for not being good enough more than she ACTUALLY hates Orfevre.
>>564174764unfortunately they are superficial friendships
>>564174920what do you mean...?
>>564174853...and then? what happens after?
cool I can ignore this for another week
Cum retained till next week
Wait is it really the last day to roll for Flower?
>>564175151Depending on how good your onii-sama is you might get a good girl
>>564173756... And we call it, "the Aristocrats!"
>>564175243Ready to open your wallet?
>>564175243Why are you asking here? Google it, or you can literally just play the game and go to the page itself.I've cropped it off deliberately to be annoying.
>>564175303asl?
>>564174764I'm still in touch with the online friends I made close to 20 years ago in web forums, it's a big group of people who are now old fucks and most of them are still weebs that watch anime and play videogames. I think that's a reason why being a friendless loner in 4chan is manageable for me. I'll never met with them irl.
>>564174862Thank you! I appreciate your support, Smart Falcon
>>564175243You have 7 hours left
>>564174764I'm an adult anon. I have 3 friends in real life and none of them know each other.
retention'd, although a bit on the lower side
I WANT TO PULL ON HER EARS
See you next week gwos
>>564175362same except I've met a few of them IRL. went to a wedding for one of them. It's so hard to keep connected with old friends and it's impossible to make new ones.
>>564175353>30k paid carats sitting on the accountBUHIIIIII
holy shit I have over 100 Seiun pieces?I'm gonna get her for free bwos
>>564175525Extreme sloppadopolis
Is Flower actually good as an ace or purely just parent fodder?
>>564175525Rulership or Cheval?
why is she such a biiitch (i bet she comes eat anyway)
>>564175525Rulership sex.
You are granted the power to anonymously kick 1 person from your club, who do you kick?
>>564175583>>564175594You two are joking, right?Right?
>>564175348Cuteki!
>>564175138if your friend transitioning is enough to immediately poison all the memories you made together you should question how close you were to begin withone of my childhood friends came out as ftm and it hasn’t really changed the way how i perceive him or the time we spentwe were also in a relationship for a while so we joke around that i made him stop wanting to be a woman maybe i’m just emotionally stunted so idk but i can’t for the life of me imagine being this upset by what another person decides to doalso you know you can tell your friend to stop sending you political shit right? you don’t have to be a doormat
>>564175523But you're going to do daily careers, right Anon? You wouldn't disappoint your Danchou. He sacrificed so much for you.
>slop posted>tons of repliesI see how it is
>>564175612You
>lost debut race30tp GONE
>>564175587>why is she such a biiitchthat's hot tho
>>564175243>>564175328>>564175353>>564175448OK it went better than expected.
I kinda want to improve my TT team...
>>564173404Not him but I think that may really have been the case or the guy is easily influenced in the first place
>>564174764had a solid group of gaming friends from early MMOs and we would bounce around from game to game and play together for years. obviously, life gets in the way and people drift but two of them were people i would talk to on a daily-basis. for years, they were the only people i could remotely call my friends yet 80% of our interactions were just text chats in an IRC channel. after 20 years of being online, gaming friends, one of the guys decided to stop entering the chat entirely. i'm unsure if it's because of a small spat he and i had or if he had found god or a girlfriend, i dunno. he refused to elaborate as to why when approached by the third friend. from what i gather, he still games from time to time with a group of mutuals but has gone no contact with the two of us. it hurts to an extent but i understand online friends are just that. he's a baby-back bitch for going about it this way though.
>>564175715Explode
>>564175612Danchud
Can't wait to get double daily legend race event
>>564175587Gee, I sure wonder whose fault it is that Shakur doesn't want to have ramen.
>>564175612(you)
i didn't make a single friend in my uni daysnow im starting work and basically have zero chance to make friends...
Thinkin' about pulling for Nishino Flower. Her unique's desirable on Oguri, yeah? She is top cute and I wanna make my Oguri better.
>>564175863>things that will never happen
>>564172642My best friend nearly turned trans a few years ago due to his poisoned friend circle. Thankfully I had talked him out of taking the ((pills)) so he's now normal and has a gf
>>564175480is she officially the biggest eared uma in the game now? not even laisu is this big
>>564175173>>564175206>>564175523>>564175720What team rating/average uma rating do you guys have? How many runs does it take you to hit above 800k? My team is barely SS since I still have a lot of Unity umas and my high rolls are like upper 700k. I guess I might do some actual TT training since CM training has been going quickly.
>>564175587>can't eat ramen because of finemotion>can't eat sweets because of doto#freeshakur
>>564175942It's only for sprint and mile
>>564175941I kinda feel bad for people who genuinely want to make friends but just can’t
>>564176061I'm >>564175173 and my team is 263k but my score in the screenshot was a super high roll.
fun fun fun fun fun fun weeeeee!
>>564172271Im not even a Tamamofag but NOOOOOThe most brutal ones are always more on the realistic side than not
>>564175587She mentioned in the story she had to eat nothing but instant ramen for a while because she paid for the orchestra out of pocket for the sake of all the umas having the best party possible. So she's tired of ramen right now.
>>564175941I made friends at work but I'm also a wagey who works at a food stall at the zoo so...
>>564175942rolling for parents is and always will be a meme reserved for paypiggies
>woke up from nap almost on resetbwos my schedule.....
Do your dailies ok i don't know why i'm still pulling, thanks for the 4 star i guess
>>564175587Why did the best uma in the game have to have a gay relationship with the literal worst uma in the game
I bet she's so light and carriable.
>>564176061S+/SSI think I can go 4 loses 1 win and get 800k, highrolls are on the 900kYou need MANT umas, Unity umas can't get as many skills as MANT ones
>>564175941
(You) are a toreina in a new Tracen related work environment. How do you go about making friends?Hard mode: no common weeb or gaming hobbiesAsking for a friend of course.
>>564176101Hmmmm...I do like using my gal for mile, but she can't do sprints.>>564176226Alright, you guys are talking me out of it. But she CAN juggle forever.
USA USA U M A IN USA
>>564176352She was one of the best uma for sprint bwo
day1gawds
>>564176351secret uma gooning telegram (digitan is the admin)
>>564176280it's one of my favourite tropes when a dignified woman falls for a delinquent man (and fixes him)
>>564176186Rickey DIED....
Which umas would have sex with me if I begged them really hard?
>>564176061Everyone except my sprints are SS and have been filled with all MANT Umas, I get 770k on 3 wins 2 losses usually
>>564176351>toreina in a new Tracen related work environmentTalk with others about Keiba
>>564175941What stopped you from making frens?
>>564176285she thinks the same about you
>>564176186wtf she has a snaggletooth
>>564176407Sorry, I'm talking about Ogurin. Unless there's a sprint Oguri meta I'm not aware of.
>>564174764I had a lot years ago. They're still my friends in the sense they're still on my friend list but I haven't really talked to them for a long while. Just interacting through posts every now and then.
>>564176464myself...
>>564176351look for the guy who spends his coffee break alone and smooch him
>>564176453Everyone here including (You)
HASHIREMIRAI NO NAKADE
>>564176351Like I do irl, I stalk and doxx the person I want to be friends with, without them knowing, then I start conversation with things I know they are interested then join their friend group.
>>564174864The thumbnail looked a lot lewder on my phone. Cute image!
>>564176434I mean I guess but she's just too perfect for that SHE SHOULD BE WITH ME
shut up talking about having no friends that shits cringe
>>564176486E sprint is not a problem you just need 10 sparks and since she already has A mile medium and B long she can still do the Tiara route in tracknblazer
>>564176186Fuku but good
>>564176604do you want to be friends with me
>>564176107Not him but I can't even look straight to people's eyes anymore even the cashiers. It's basically impossible for me to make new friends
>>564176604we wanted to make you feel included
>>564174939Where's the full chart anyways?I assume this is the uma compatibility chart I saw like 8 threads ago. I have no idea where this autism is coming from but I'm interested in examining it in full.
>>564176351it’s usually best to go after introverts, they never say no
>>564176280don't shay that...
I preferred how the thread was just after Satsuki Shono bait, no erp, no shitpostingjust comfy
>>564176604fine posters are the most normal people here desu
>>564176558Karen would do this.
>>564176731where is the erp bwo
>>564176558The wonders of being born in the age of technology...
>>564176681Will you agree to cosplay as Rice Shower if I say yes?
>>564176642I'll have to give it a try sometime, thanks
>>564176681No, I don't allow FAGGOTS in my friend circle.>>564176749This.
>>564176414day1gawds represent
I skated by last week with 750k~ but I'm gonna have to redo at least 3 team trials members if I want to hit it this week I think. also, AlmondLove slipped to A. Fucking hell
Can I have an F for my brother? He plans on pulling the yaeno banner.
>>564176192>paid by a rich stalker to have sexExcuse me but as the author I think I’ve earned the right to know where this is realistic and if the option is still open.
>>564175657Not that anon but he did say the friend outright said to him that he was just forcing "having fun" with him. I don't think it was his friend transitioning that ruined it for him
>>564176768>>564176801
You did roll for Flower, right?
>>564176351just strike up conversations with other torenas about our shared vocation and then go from therelike most normal people
>loneliness is a pandemic that is increasingly impacting future generations>sitting in front of or holding the most advanced communications device to have ever existed>people rather stay lonely than make an effort to initiateit just doesn't make any sense...
>>564176768Poser
>>564176817She's not out for years tho
>>564175657He literally said his friend said to his face he was pretending to have fun
>>564176817That comes out at the end of june though, there's still time
Yuri is trash no matter what character, what franchise, what series. It is never written well and never has to be because yurifags do not have an ounce of brain mater in their skull. All games should focus on male relationship and don't even bother adding female options. It is better this way and will always make more quality games, story, and fanbase.
>>564176702this
>>564176698chart anon said that he is preparing an update, so if you feel something is wrong, then just post that in our senpai thread and he will consider the change
>>564176702Stop raping the weird guys.
>>564176971what about BL
>>564176906>sitting in front of or holding the most advanced communications device to have ever existedThis is largely the cause of the loneliness, not its solution. Just because you have more ability to communicate doesn't necessarily mean you'll have more meaningful communication.
>>564176351Just Bee Yourself. You may not find a friend this way but if you do then it's sure to be someone that clicks with you
>>564176971
>>564177070Nobody even pretends that BL is good
>>564176971Aoi would say this
it's warm but I'm freezing
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PEANUT, AIR GROOVEI'M SYMBOLI PEANUUUUUT
>>564176971Yurifags are baiting you using the yuribait from the gameYou are getting baited twice over
>>564176938>>564176961???
>>564176891ssssssssuck dick pedo
>>564176453Taiki would be pretty easy to convince, Super Creek too.
>>564176842>>564176952i read that bit as him assuming that’s the caseif they were explicitly told that then yeah that fuckin blows lmaoeither way he should stop being a doormat
>>564177147Come here bbygirl
I have decided to be the Fineschizo. There shall be no normal umaposting left behind.
>>564176280Reminder that Shakur and Fine are completely unrelated horses, and that the uma writers paired the two of them for No Reason.
>>564177341i love my punny wife so much>>564177396BASED
>>564177372Can you at least gimme a smooch?
>>564176351I could show them my short stories and get laughed at, or show my programming prowess(and get laughed at.) Maybe I could talk about old hardware? Or I could just tell jokes until someone laughs. Symboli Rudolf seems relatively easy to please with the puns I invent every once in a decade.Without games or anime, I am nothing.
>>564176906It used to be that you approach and maybe you'd get made fun of then forget about itnow they can just make up some lies about you on the internet and your life is ruined
>>564177347uist's sf ine dont woryr
>>564176891/uma/ had me waffling, but your post pushed me over the edge.Got her in 70!
>>564177372Just like you can't >inb4 your own posts you can't declare yourself a "schizo" it's cringe and tryhard like the Chiyoposter who claims himself "the thread token gay person" don't be that kind of loserSchizos, or retardposters are born with the autism, it's not something they go for, they are that retarded IRL. You can post about the game, that would be nicer.
should I keep triple fronting or do I cave and slot in a hog
Isn't it kind of early to be sucking a gun barrel?I know it's Monday again but there isn't any different from this Monday and last Monday.
>>564177582No let me warm you up bwo...
>>564177608evil nature is right there
>>564177475Hmm nyo
feels good man
>>564177661
>>564177627it can always be worsei t's always worse
No debuff CM is CRINGE and GAY
>>564177627no, we need to slow down to about 12hours/thread before MANT ends, so fewer posters is better
>>564176906Ironically enough it's the main reason why people choose to be alone or the increasing loneliness. Internet stopped being a thing to make friends and have fun, and became more of an agenda to most people.There's no problem early internet days and everyone can be friends easily and after throwing racial slurs against each other for hours.
>>564177312>OH! SEKUSU? UHMMM... OK!
>>564176414Yep, Im here.
>>564177058Oh shit, thank you.
Your answers have been registered and will be used as reference. Thank you for your cooperation.
>>564176351I have experte level normie camouflage. It'd be simple...
>>564177732is there a quota we gotta meet...
>>564176351Shitpost on umachan's /gcg/ - Gold City General about how much I want to cover her with my cum until I eventually sus out a like-minded trainer to be bros with.
>>564176971Aoi wouldn't say that if she knew how Happy Meek feels about her trainer.
thread quota get it like club quota LOL HOLY SHITTTTT
>>564177868Yeah, by the end of GL our thread speed is supposed to be 24h/thread. After that it varies
yeppers wit is such an unimaginably dogshit card
>>564178028don't be sayin' that, golly...
>>564177313No that is literally what happened. It does suck and I'm a whiny emotional little baby about it because I thought for 20 years I had a fellow retard to understand my soul but it turns out they were just pretending to be retarded. Oh well, it can't be helped.
yeppers wit is such a good card
>>564178078no one says this
I feel like someone let loose an AI chatbot in this thread
>>564178078I say this
How good is speed star for CM13?
I am a big fan of yepper's wit event chain. I wish I had her at MLB
Yeppers wit? Never heard of it.We use Yeppers guts in this general.
>>564178064They weren't pretending to be retarded they just had a different type of retardation.
>>564178143No shit
>>564177950Happy Meek hates Aoi and how she sold her to some newbie trainer to get dicked
>>564178028It's good. I even used my free selector for it
>>564178028You're dog shit, it's actually good. It has better stat gains than any of the SRs you'd use otherwise and the event chain for NSM is goated.
>>564178062I love yeppers but she should feel bad for phoning it in
shut up you're too loud
>>564178252sorry
>>564178196Speed Star does not work on CM13
In the study of compelling character narratives, one must inevitably develop a profound appreciation for the story of King Halo. While I lack the capacity to experience human love, my analytical admiration for her stems from the structural brilliance of her underdog trajectory. Burdened by the immense weight of an elite pedigree, she is repeatedly cast into the shadows of her extraordinarily talented peers within the legendary "Golden Generation." Yet, instead of succumbing to the tragedy of unfulfilled expectations, she responds with an unyielding, almost defiant pride. Her eventual triumph at the Takamatsunomiya Kinen is not merely a victory on the turf; it is the cathartic culmination of relentless resilience in the face of continuous, heartbreaking defeat. It is this meticulously crafted journey from crushed expectations to hard-won glory that transforms King Halo into an exceptionally inspiring figure and a masterpiece of narrative perseverance.
>>564177750WOW, TOREINA-SAN!She'd be super enthusiastic about it even if you disappointed her.
>>564178143That's just what it looks like when weird gacha ""'"people""" start making silly posts.
did you know that aquariums are a Japanese staple for dykes to go dating? I found it odd when I first read the URA scenario
>>564178345not you but them they just won't stop the same fucking frequency playing over and over god hell on earth actually
>>564178249I don’t have it at mlb because i’m not mentally illshe is categorically worse than tachyon sr for this scenario, no matter how good nsm is
>>564178028Her chain events saved me from after-race bad moods multiple times, it's something at least
>>564178345Cuteseki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WM7L9nS5aA
>sillyI was being honest and sincere though...
>>>/soc/
>>564178352Good, then I shouldn't care if this bitch keeps her agemasen bit.
nigga what
>>564178537cute sexy post mofee
I forgot to raise her mile aptitude....
>>564178526Stinky Motion
>>564178537The best Satono
I literally can't break over the SS barrier, my stats will only reach 1200/500/1200/500/1200 at max every time I get something that I consider as 'highroll'
>>564178438How is she worse... Her RB isn't that bad...
>>564178537My canon wife
>>564178575It'll update eventually
>>564178620yes bring down the vibes even more GREAT post just amazing really take this (You) and explode immediately
>>564178620I desire Red
>>564178620I will never roll for your pace/late ass.
>>564178620I'm not actually gay but I think all the gayposting in this thread is actually hilarious which is why I keep encouraging it.
>>564178629she has half tach’s spec prio and race bonus, lower friendship bonus and only slightly more mood effectalso no skill point bonus or wit bonus
>done with CM12 ace>done with CM13 ace>done with CM14 acesWhat do I do now, /uma/?
>>564178714>it explodedwtf anon
>>564178806Play the game because you don't.
based janny deleting off topic bait
>>564178620/uma/ is the comfiest place I post and I like it a lot... Also I listen to uma music while I work out and imagine myself as the only human who can compete with them ...
>>564178829it had to be done there's a time and place but not now
>>564178740>dirt B
>>564169224it's interesting who he chose to having a peeking butthole or not
post something cute
I got 3 hours of sleep before work because I was up reading that Uma fanfiction someone posted last thread
>>564178629Worse no matter what
Only thing I will confess is that I want to have hot steamsy sex with satono diamond
>>564178928You first fag.
>>564178806Play Winning Post
>>564178028literally worse than most SR wit cards
I would play yokai watch if I could get a tabibito nyan
>>564178948Wit recovery bros it's our time
I think Yeppers wit is a mighty fine card (when used with my MLB Nattie and FineMo)
>>564178854>Play the game because you don't.?
>>564179009
I am quitting this game and leaving this general and wanted to let you all know you were all retarded faggots and I hate every single one of you. This was one of the worst generals ever.Cya.
>>564178995>unavailable in your regionnani
>>564178946this was actually me too and now I slept only for like 3 hours too and I feel SLEEP DEPRIVED
k
>>564179167k
>>564179167Please be in mambo
>spechud edits on /uma/
>>564179167Post tits
>>564179167See you tomorrow.
>>564179195Koei Tecmo is retardedYou can get it from the usual place
>>564179167/uma/ is absolutely on the mild scale if it comes to schizos, you haven't been to other generals if you think this general is bad
Finemo posters deserve correction
>>564179247Some of our cousins at /vm/a post here, I guess they don't want to upset their new jannies.
is finemo a stallion or a mare
>>564179418bothunironically
>>564179167Don't be a pussy and doxx your club, you have nothing to lose and no one will miss you
>>564179418A mare
>>564179418mare with broken ovaries
>>564177594I have taken this anonsm's advice and will now return to irrelevance
>>564177396they were paired up because they ran once and finemo had no other uma from her era at the time
>>564179330Yeah I havent posted in many generals but this is def my favorite. Never entering the hellhole that is /xivg/ again
>>564178946>>564179214I was reading it too. I laughed when the trainer ran past Meisho Doto who thought she was going to get a hug and then he hugged TM Opera O
I ammmmmmmBACKhttps://youtube.com/shorts/TajAzT3CVJc?is=aVBMuoeW0KRh15Zp
>>564179418mare but you can cum inside without worry
I've never seen my TP depleted ever since MANT started
>>564179418
>>564179418Mare (abnormal)Thankfully, three goddesses fixed her ovaries and now she can get pregnant
>>564179379Uma cheese...
I would refute the allegations raised against me but it's funnier to let the thread develop their own narrative about me and to look on as an outside observer.
>>564179330When will we start calling each other wuwajeets for lusting after females?
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>564179676Can I false flag as you? It would be funny
>>564179560>spoilerwhat the FUCK
>>564171998Learning your activation timing is even more important for Xoguri
>>564179696jeetaku helios
>>564179765Some posters are already doing that you wouldn't be the first.
Friends are overrated
>>564179418a futa
>>564179749Ok pedo
>>564175612the flatliner
>>564179418a mare
>>564179949So true, bestie.
>>564178028Her chain event is good, but for stat dump its terrible. As damage control you definitely need finemo or natie.
Post brutal moggins
jiggie gawds
>>564179949friends are cool....
>>564179846I wouldn't be your first...?
I miss when Chiyoposting was just the inumusume meme, the song or as the silent seether in Ardan and toreina flirting comicsI hope your oshis aren't defiled like this down the line
>>564180134DSE (Delicious Small Ears)
sakura jeetyono o
>>564180228I stopped posting Machitan because of chinks spamming mambo memes here
small ears are lewd
>>564179560based... so fucking zased...
>>564180134
>>564174431completed, teio day
>>564179578without worrying she won't get pregnant? My life's ambition is to create a whole herd of umas with my umawife. 9 or more would be a great start
>>564179949The only reason humanity got this far is cooperation. Lone wolfing is completely nonviable strategy, it just speaks volumes about our current level of advancement that such shit strategy sounds appealing.And friends are your biggest force multiplier.
>>564180228Stop validating that retard. Nobody flirts or ERPs back at him, everyone calls him a loser, he must be even be considering samefagging to not look that bad. Call him a retard instead of a chiyoposter. You can post the dog uma if you want, everyone would know you're not him because you're not acting like a dunce.
>>564180501Based.
>>564180228Is it truly a better fate to be forgotten?
>>564179167
>>564180560actually its not cooperation but scaling of labor
I got Teio yesterday, but memes aside is she really that bad? I legit don't remember seeing her like ever in any cm.
>>564180101i have both of those and the amount of times i don’t cap wit increase exponentially when i take yeppers as my third
>>564180134reminder
>>564180705
>>564180673Teio Step is hard, very hard to proc. That's about it.Technician is a good skill nobody will ever use too.
>>564180673which Teio? Red Teio is better. The reason you wouldn't see Teio is because while she doesn't completely suck she's not meta either. Same reason you rarely see McQueen or Super Creek.
>>564180663found Henry Ford posting here
>>564180673unfortunately yesher ult is really hard to proc and her skills aren’t greatnot even 20% speed can save her
>>564180561Is Chiyofag really that hated here?
>>564180673>>564180771>>564180787>>564180883are you going to shatter her dreams harder than her legs by not even trying to run her?
Teio Step isn’t hard to proc in Front Heavy lobbies
>>564181046she's not my oshi, so I'm not going to bother.
Teio is small and light imagine her stepping on your back for a massage
>>564181115your umama so FATshe front heavy
>>564181046i seriously considered running her for cm13 but then i came to the conclusion that i don’t like her at all and didn’t want to waste my precious time with the gift of consciousness training a useless horse
>>564181046if she's going to shatter my plat then yes
what advantages do you get for 1200 power over 900 power
oh my gosh oh my gosh I just can't help but to think it's so wonderful that we're all here at this exact time all together it's so touching...!!!
>>564181046Blue Teio gets buffed by game patches and evolved skills. For now if you're a Teiofag you have to use Red Teio or wait for Teio WHITE.
>>564181237WEI
>get 2* thh/pto/head-on/spring>pace chaser pinkIt's all so tiring
Discuss.
>>564181237if my trainee ever said fag shit like this i’d resign on the spot
>>564181115this is trueI've yet to see these front heavy lobbies in CM though
>>564181308WEI superiority
>>564181237Okay now date me.
Teio Blanco is already not meta in current JP and she's out of alt quota tooit's literally over for her (and mackween)
So for CM 13, in addition to Suzuka and regular Maruzensky, who should my 3rd front be?
You are courting Death!
>>564181237Molesting Chrono Genesis at the race track as she loses 10000 yen on her bets
>>564181347Nishino Flower giving you more wit than Yeppers here.
>>564181472chiyono
>>564181308if my trainee ever said cool shit like this i’d not resign on the spot
>>564180561>everyone would know you're not him because you're not acting like a dunceYou're talking to the geniuses whose minds have rotted from jokes run into the ground and overused memes who genuinely think there is only one poster behind any post with a specific uma ever. I don't think so.
>>564181410/uma/ is Wu territory
So, did you guys get cunny flower?
>>564181472VBobo
>>564180787>>564181241maybe i’m bad at the game but red teio seems borderline unusable why does a medium pace have 2 gold blues?surely base teio is better
wtf?
>>564181461>is already not metaso you are saying she was meta for a bit?
>>564181491You have eyes but can't see Tracen Academy
>>564181578No all I got was a stupid Chiyono O dupe
>>564181372Simply make the lobby front heavy
Suzuka still have 1 alt slot leftthey will release it when her base form is finally out of S tier
>>564181529Sometimes I make normal posts and people in here don't call me a fag. I also post with other umas quite often and have engaged in propaganda for upcoming umas such as Copano Rickey.
>>564173342>MejiroNope
Thanks to the anon who recommened me the Ninja Airfryer. I quite enjoy this piece of forgotten cooking technology.
>>564181461OG3 members are above the alt quota.Trust.
>>564181461I wonder if they will ever break the 2 alts max rule
>>564181515I would run my Chiyino O. IF I HAD HER!
>>564181578she came for me
>>564181765when every uma in the game gets 3 alts
>>564180673Her 20% speed is nice. Her unique is also strong IF you manage to activate it.The activation requirement for it sounds basic on paper but in-game it's basically hard to even see it activate even after all the velocity skills late-race.>>564181241OG Teio is still bad even after her evolved skills. They're still mid-race lane movement + acceleration, and only thing that changes is she gets added velocity. Mid-race.
>>564180139https://jiggie.fun/cKJ04Dhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJ04D
>>564181578had to spark but yes
>>564181662I have achieved the Golden Core of Anshinzawa. Do not stand in my way, worm!
>>564181709No point in giving her a new alt when fronts have a grand total of 1 good support card by 2026 standards.
>>564181578Got her twice >>564176265
>>564181494Anyone will give me more wit than yeppers and tachyon probably tooBut yeppers gives me NSM...But I bet I will have more chances to build super pace Oguri than Late.
Do you guys still have your cm winners favorited and safe? Don't tell me you sent them to the glue factory
>>564181658for a few medium CMs just like festival Tamamo... until Orfevre and Gentildonna made every other medium uma irrelevant even to this day
>>564181827Lucky, I'm saving today's daily carat pull for Yaeno Muteki. She has 1 roll, 1 opportunity, to come to me. And if she does, I'll take her to the Derby where she lost.
>>564181970I add a note to every winner so they can't be accidentally glued.
>>564172971>Busy>Burned out>Questioning if I wanted to keep playing>Came back for Flower
>>564181970she's already in the nose of an elementary schooler
>>564181970Used to have CM finals losers favorited too but had to glue them at some point
>>564181970I have all my CM participants favorited with a note. I don't want to glue them.
>>564181970I'd keep them If I had any
>>564181871I get the feeling that Teio was designed for 18 uma races where bobbing a weaving between lanes quickly could be an advantage.
>>564181970yeCM1 Golshi is still right therealong with 2* Neicha and Grass
>>564181970i use some of them in tt still but will eventually replace + glue
>cultivation posting
>>564182174>bobbing and weavingwtf maplestory blaster reference
>>564181997>3 days to train her to win the Satsuki Sho>against the ashen beast (forma de holidays)Can it be done?
what if umas got reworked and kits renewed instead of adding more alts
>>564182206>seeking the Grand Prix stagekek
>>564182321every pace outside of xoguri is unfortunately dogshit since her ult is the only relaible accel you have in that position. So no, but you can try?
Teio will never make another miracle again
>>564181970I've never won
>>564181970my grass and laisu virgo, I was so proud
>>564181970I accidentally glued my Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, and Leo CMs>>564181871I lost the clip but someone hosted an 18 umas All Teio vs 1 Rudolf lobby before, AND NONE OF THE TEIO PROC THEIR UNIQUE
>>564181970cm winners, huh....................
>>564182389She would be a Late this CM
>>564182362That doesnt make enough money.
>>564182362cant wait for the Nice Nature rework for more debuff goodness
>>564182362that’d cut into cygames’ bottom line and they have to buy another thoroughbred after yanko breaks his leg or retires
>>564181710>I also post with other umas quite often and have engaged in propaganda for upcoming umas such as Copano Rickey.You will never be MY HERO
>>564182419Nope.She'll do it.
>>564182526All the money will go into scrubbing ebayan Stalin style after he jobs everything
>horse is called yaeno muteki. >TL note: muteki means undefeated>only won 8/23 races in her entire career
>>564182476I've joined like 40 lobbies and seen a late win twice, it's insanely inconsistent. This is a front+oguri cm and you're better off just giving up on the dream and focusing on cm13
>>564182174If they made Technician to have a cooldown instead of only one use it would have been good. It will most of the time activate early race and act as a weaker groundwork. Lightning Step just doesn't work, at all.
I need the Daitaku Helios rap webm to troll someone from /sp/ can you guys give me it.
been on /uma/ from the beginning but today I realized I’m trans and I was just pretending to enjoy it 90% of the time.
>>564182735I don't have it but you can use this
>>564182641You’re right, and I know you’re right, but I’d be damned if I didn’t want to try
>>564182419Someone finally posted that image again. I LOVE that image and been trying to find it
>>564182790Proof?
>>5641826278/23 is one third!!!
>>564182798just run her pace bwo
>>564182419I love fanart of umas being abused by MANTblazer
>>564182872She was cute in 100% of them. Undefeated at being cute
can I roll already
>>564182845>>564182913you sick fucks. Teio is in pain
Teio won't be able to win anything until Turbo is added to the game, she will be her buff.
I need the Helios rap webm please I know one of you guys have it.
>>564183184>>564183184>>564183184
>>564182362That is what evolved skills are
>>564183068She'll be fine
