Previous: >>564168990>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*) SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event, Racing Carnival>Schedule04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Current Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Almond Eye, SSR Eishin Flash, SSR Dream Journey, SSR, Calston Light O, SSR Curren Bouquetd'or, SSR, Mihono Bourbon, SSR Tamamo Cross, SSR Stay Gold, SSR Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
GIVE ME THE HELIOS RAP WEBM.
this thread will be more wholesome
deio sdebbu on my face
Sex with Mayano Top Gun
>>564183229What does evolved Groundwork look like?
Digitan LOVE
https://jiggie.fun/cKJ04Dhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJ04D
Teio a cute
I am currently masturbating
Howdy /uma/ it is once again Muv Luv Monday!I wish you all a stress-free class 6 retention and good luck to those rolling for Yaeno Mutecute later!If you're sick of MANT and don't feel like doing more than 1 run a day... then maybe give Muv Luv a try! It's even on sale on Steam right now.
>>564183349do real horses like honey?
Teio can beat the Xogger, you only need to believe.
>>564183353tell me less
>>564183260I wish I was Teio
Taking a break from all the birthday sex with Teio to say happy monday /uma/
>>564183398They like sweet things like us human beans too. I see no reason why they wouldn't.
>>564183353
>>564183479If you were Teio would you rather have a loving torena-san like game Teio, a neutral figure like Spicaman, or an awful mean sadistic /uma/ torena?
>>564183254you've missed an "E" there
>>564179560>Wada gets isekai'd in tracen, instantly tries to recruit Ope>Opera already has a trainer (team rigil)>Ope's trainer tells wada that he can have her if he scouts someone else to beat her>later, Opera sees Doto holding a contract>snatches it from her hands>it's Wada and Doto's scouting contract>"h-haha...">gives it back>Doto notices it's wet with tearsthis is not very nice....
when can i pull for my wife
>>564183349the honeyade is in danger
>Top 1000Well there's 1 long term goal accomplished
>>564183708
boysex
What if we make a lobby with 4 Xoguri, 4 Oguri and 1 Tamamo Cross? I just want to see which type of Oguri will win the most
>>564183786now stay there for the entire week instead of on reset
>>564183495
https://blog.catbox.moe/post/813932072453455872/happy-11th-birthday-catbox>Looking at the files, it’s various “slop” content, including:>Tiktok Videos from the Middle East and SEA
>>564183826MY FUARKING HERO TWIN TURBO
>>564183254I gotcha covered.
>>564183786TT is kinda fun when you get it and try to get those high rankings
>>564183695I wonder how Wada would feel reading a chinese fanfiction of him being in a love triangle between Opera O and Doto
>>564183947>happy 11th birthdayI don't want to have whatever is in there in my browser history
>>564183979IT'S BROKEN AAAAAAAAAHHH
Most kissable /uma/ poster?
>>564183708Why is she so dirty in nearly every artwork?
Watching the new Chris Hansen takedowns while doing Nishino Flower runs is the comfiest.
>>564183159whatever you're looking for is probably on youtube
>>564183353tell me more
>>564183641Whoever fucks me the hardest.
>>564183826
>>564184081That show is still on the air?? It's older than most anons here now.
>>56418407190-way tie for last place
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF SAKURA CHIYONO OI'M TIRED OF SEEING HER
can't believe that I start missing week 1/month 1 of this (taken over) generalnothing but pure game posting with tons of images, with the occasional "MY GACHA HAS MORE STEMA PLAYER THAN YOURS REEEE LOOK AT THESE SALES" schizo posting
>>564184081>>564184168police bodycam videos are better. I'm all for police brutality now that I've seen the kinds of babies they have to deal with
>>564184060Truly, these are dark times.
>>564184228you mean the times when the game was shilled by every single normalfag streamer to the oblivion? why are you thinking that the hype would never die down
>>564183947>I was alerted by someone that Claude will use Catbox in its coding projects as a “dumping ground” of sorts for when it needs to redirect content.it's funny how progressively worse open platforms got with the rise of agentsgithub is barely usable with less than 90% uptime as of today as well
>>564184228I go to the other board if I want and start missing that experience.
>>564184357I mean the times when this general wasn't full of "THIS AVATARFAG IS A SCHIZO, THIS DUDE IS A HYPER FAGGOT, LOOK AT THIS PEDOBAIT" yada yada
>>564184432that was always here the thread was just faster to hide it
>>564184432if you really think this general has it bad I really implore you to sit one day in /xiv/ or /hsr/
Stinko Pits
>>564184168Yes, it's now called "Takedown" instead, but he's still doing it. Well into season 18 and it's as kino as ever. He's actually more aggressive now than he used to be. You can watch a good amount of episodes on Youtube. My personal favorite is probably this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWo-b4mfAyI&t=10>>564184268Those are perfect for runs too. CodeBlueCam is the classic, but there are many good ones.
here we fucking go
Tact might be the prettiest girl in all of Umamusume
>>564184510It could be worse, but that doesn't mean it isn't bad
>>564184592Never, ever
>>564184392i don't get it
>>564183302I love Digitan so much it's unreal
>>564184687then contribute good posts instead metaposting like a retard and crying the general is badbut I know you won't
>>564184689we just got admire groove. 2 more years for Daring Tact trust in the plan
>>564184402Ears that big can't be good for her racing performance.
kingu love
>>564184416I haven't been active on "the other board" in forever, didn't planned on going back to that shit hive either. Last I checked it was completely unusable, the occasional "good thread" being disgustingly rare.
>>564184782birthday buffs
>>564184748DIGITAL SEX, DIGITAL IMPREGNATION, DIGITAL CHILD RAISING AND DIGITAL OYAKODON!
>>564184081If I could trade my 49 scout tickets and guarantee a Nishino Flower I'd pullbut I think I'll exert some self control here and just play Slay the Spire 2 instead. IRONCHAD TIME
>slept like craptime to do my borrows I guess...
>>564184810Geh.
>>564184782TeiGOAT
across the obelisk and monster train are better than slay the spire
>people here love agnes digiwhoreno wonder so many of you are from /vt/
>>564184759Multiple posts on the same topic are not always by the same person. Multiple posts on different topics are sometimes by the same person. This has been your basic 4chan lesson
Reminder:Maruzensky is cute, cool and pretty!
>>564184908Godspeed Anon. I will do somer Monster Train 2 runs after this.
>>564184945I prefer her ice cone version
>>564184997MT2 isato lmao no it fucking isn't you cock
>>564185113Imagine the small pussy... Perfect for my needledick
>>564184071Me.
Yaeno Machitan
>>564184592sure, anon
>a cute potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>564184587the exclamation mark annoying
Ear moggedChest MoggedHeight MoggedFace mogged
>>564185434That scene isn't sexual, dummy
>>564185092literal perfection made umaflesh
>>564185434Why does every horse have to be a lezzy period blood snorter? Just once is a while they could release one that is het..
>>564185512Who has a higher change of being playable? Happy Meek or Belno Light?
>>564185419
>>564185548This isn't his first time posting this. This is the faggot who keeps crying about yuri and reposting the same shit over and over again, this time with a new Uma. Just ignore.
>>564184268That shit really changed my view on police too. I figured they'd have to deal with annoying, violent retards every day, but I had no idea to what extent.It also made me realize how often criminals get little more than a slap on the wrist for heinous crimes. The classic ending to these videos is>he was arrested for robbery, assault and resisting the police>he was let go on a $200 cash bond>all felony charges related were dropped>he got 3 months of probation>2 months later he was arrested again for beating a grandmother half to death and received 6 months of probationumamusume
>>564185548anon...
>>564185615happy meek during 6th anni, belno light and ther cingrey characters as promotional cards for season 2
>>564185693I mean it's not like there aren't a lot of scenes in Trackblazer that deliberately get really really close to the yuri/non-yuri boundary in an awkward and artificial way. The mindbroken troll does have maybe a third of a point. But yeah that particular one isn't really one of them
>think mile B is enough>clocks explodeevery time
CYGAMES END THIS SCENARIO NOOOOOOOOWPISS ASS SHIT CUNT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!
>>564185615Belno doesn't race, I'm (sadly) very sure she will never be playable.
I miss
>>564185629
>>564185980you will be saying the same thing when grand live comes out
>>564185983They should just release her with C as her highest stat for turf so that true Belno believers can run her career
>>564185983they could make a pal card or a group card
>>564186042
>>564186042Grandmasters will save us...
>>564183695YAMERO
>>564186042At least we're provided hag umanko to drink with to forget the horrors.
what letter will they use after we powercreep L stats? we already used U
>>564186042I won't ever bitch about URA-length scenarios
>>564186367that is years from now
>the anti yuri anon is having a crash out for no reasonWhat makes an anon so insecure?>>564185983The best we can hope for us that they get pal cards.
which uma is the least alike to their IRL counterpart?
>>564186367>>564186432Isn't Ug already super confusing? I don't underestand the numbers and the "g" part
>>564186569
>omg image the horror, a scenario where you just press buttons rapidly for 10 minutes and you get a random ace as a resultto think we used to bitch about something like that
>>564186589I don't want her to smile, it's hotter if she's always frowning.
>>564183695>>564186332did a woman write this
Am I crazy or were the sashes in the carnival shops hit by inflation? I swear they were 500 points instead of five fucking thousand.
>>564186569Tamamo Cross IRL hated racing
>>564186127That would be best case scenario, other than that, it's looking grim for us Belnofans.
>>564186574G to SS then it starts over from UG
I ammmmmmmBACKhttps://youtube.com/shorts/TajAzT3CVJc?is=aVBMuoeW0KRh15Zp
>bro GL will be much better man just endure 3 more months >WTF THIS BITCH LIGHT HELLO DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH MUSIC NOTES TO BUY ALL SONGS BEFORE NEW YEAR'S NOW MY RUN IS BRICKED 30 TP AND ONE BORROW THROWN INTO THE TRASH >what do you mean I have to do URA again to farm parents this will be you once MANT ends
>>564186649At least this one posted a cute image.
>no fronts in race = dies>more than 4 fronts in race = diesfuck i hate training nishino
>>564186696Tell me, why does she lick you
>>564186569digitan won 6 G1s and beat temu opera o but cygames decided to immortalize her as a pervert who jizzes her pants whenever somebody talks to her
I would like an umawife, please
Cygames would be lucky if umamusume actually survives like this all the way to powercreeping past L
>>564186865>ura>to farm parents>when mant existsbwo
>>564186715You suck.
>>564186865i glue four first inspirations a day what's the difference
>>564186865Counter argument is I don't need to spend 30 minutes to realize that my run is bricked and to quit halfway
>>564186923bro is unaware of the URA update and its 7 unique white sparks
>>564186007
>>564186921>one of the most succesful games>talking about survivingMDR (Mantblazer Derangement Syndrome)
>>564186997>URA updateyeah in 2028 maybe
>>564186997the ura rework won't be during GL retardo
>>564186865>mfw MANT umas for CM will still be a thing for people that don't want to use speed parents
>>564186865>do URA again to farm parentsThat's mega retarded, MANT still exists AND you get spark reroll on top
>>564186332Why is there so much cuckposting lately Jesus Christ
>>564186865Ok but are the runs quicker or longer than MANTblazer? That's what kills me the most.
>>564186865>WTF THIS BITCH AKIKAWA DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH ANKLETS AND MEGAPHONES TO MAX OUT MY SUMMER NOW MY RUN IS BRICKED 30 TP AND ONE BORROW THROWN INTO THE TRASH>WTF THIS BITCH RIKO DIDN'T GIVE ME NSM NOW MY RUN IS BRICKED 30 TP AND ONE BORROW THROWN INTO THE TRASHwhat's the difference
>>564187057Anus Fujin
I DONT CARE ABOUT PARENTSI JUST WANT THE GAME TO BE FUN AGAIN
>>564187034By that time we should have autofarming right?
>>564186332Where is this from?
>>564187113and you didnt even want NSM every CM
>>564187057This is like people saying you can just make Unity umas for CM this time around
>>564186881I don't know what you mean by "this one". I like Yuri and have uma yuri on my PC, just find it hilarious when someone makes a terrible bait post
>>564187112shorter but have way more RNG especially at the start
>>564187006God I need an uma gf with stinky pantyhose feet so bad
Happy Birthday Teio!
>>564187112like 20 minutes if not more quicker
>>564187142Why are you even playing something that isn't fun retard lmao get a job and real problems
>>564187209If Unity had the same amount of SP as MANT, it could be possible.
>>564187142>that faceDid her umaplug fall off?
>>564187006Lucky
I used to play Unity careers all the way through even if I had bad RNG. Now I just alt+f4 after the first inspiration if my run doesn't feel like it's going well in MANT
>>564187006
>>564187294>if unity weren’t completely powercrept, you could just run your aces thereI mean, sure, but like, is that relevant?
>>564187057even without the post 1200 stat fix MANT umas can't compete with GL ones
>>564187235>>564187279Sounds better than MANTblazer to me!
>>564187447Yeppers this is the same case for me. I used to cope with fan runs every bad runs but now I can't even bother to finish or at least the thoughts of finishing the run. I just give up on the spot.
>>564186865oh no my 5 minute run is bricked the horror!!
How impactful is to have this skill instead of 3-4 white skills? Is there a big difference between 1200/1200 and 1260/1260?
>>564187481
>>564187057Dumbasses say this every scenario and are always wrong. Aces are always in the newest one.
>>564187496It's relevant if the skill point increase in GL is that big compared to MANT.>>564187539What gets powercrept in GL compared to MANT? Is it more spread stats or we somehow get hundreds more SP?
>>564187630
>>564187195https://wtr-lab.com/en/novel/27871/why-do-we-who-have-trained-real-horses-have-to-train-racing-horse-girls-after-traveling-through-time
>>564187210I mean "at least that bait has a cute image attached to it, so it's not a complete waste of a post". Plenty of baits don't have an image, or post the same image over and over.
>>564187619I think it's shit. It's only relevant if you can get right handed and spring runner for a total of +200 and +120 from Distance S
>>564187726
I got my f2p triple fronts ready for arieswill they die to hogbuhi fats? yesbut that's beside the point
Stop making me gosling over Tact and Cock Balls
>>56418761960 from that40 from spring40 from right handed120 from Medium Sit adds up
>>564187816
>>564187782I seehave a random image from my uma folder
>>564187921
>>564187774best mejiro
>>564188002
What does Falco dress to look like a child? Curren looks way prettier
>>564187714faster, more SP, and stat cap. before the fix every 4 points after 1200 counted as 1 (at 1300 you had 1225 effective stats) and after japs complained they changed it to 2:1 (at 1300 speed you had 1250)Light Helo also gives you gold playtime's over and the scenario skill is a professor tier generic gold
>>564187810>>564187912Okay, it's good if stacked with others. But again, what about the numbers? Can I check somewhere, what is the difference between just 1200 and 1260? I remember I was reading the doc that said all bonus stats above 1200 calculated differently somewhere.
>>564188102I don't need end closers I won't fall for the propaganda.>>564188125>believing the doc in 2021+5
>>564188102
>>564188118It looks cuter, Curren dresses like a cheap hooker.
Stop using all the images in your dick measuring contest
>>564184810Is the other board even alive? I remember i loved to lurk but they got purged so bad they never recovered right
>>564188251
>>564188352
>>564188125>I remember I was reading the doc that said all bonus stats above 1200 calculated differently somewherewith how awful that shit is it's most likely about stat gains after 1200 which get cut in half. green skills are raw 40 and 60 for one and double circles respectively
>>564188295Falco's legwears alone are way sluttier than Curren's whole outfitLook at how short her skirt is
>>564188297Leave them, waifu wars are a brutal but sacred thing
>>564188297the ratio last thread was horrible
>>564188438
>all junior year G2/G3s 2nd place>4 clocks used already>already spent like 10 minutes or moreI swear some runs are just meant to fuck you up. I FUCKING HATE MANT
I stole this from /vm/ait's ours now
>>564188489
>>564188580
>>564188453So 60 is actually 30 if you capped?
>>564188638Once you accept that runs are seeded, it becomes easy to accept bad “luck”
>>564188817
Can we PLEASE stop spamming the thread with irrelevant JP umas?
>>564188698I too steal lots of stuff from /vm/ahttps://litter.catbox.moe/yvdi6cgnxtj0igax.png
>>564188939
>>564188698I never watched stars wars you can return it.
>>564188942No uma is irrelevant
mile B is enough
>>564188712Cutefe
>>564187594it's good in the long run i get used to gluing at first inspirationbefore was too tempting to cope for second then feel like might as well finish
>>564188862it's still 60, green skills are raw stats
>>564188759
>>564189031
I can afford Taiki camping now, thanks cygames
>>564189095Sugar Digital
>>564189153bitter glasse is kinda not fictional
>>564189168
Post more Tickezo
>>564189172yw anon
>>564189254
Mr. CB really is carried by a single artist like he's the fucking Atlas of CB propaganda.
>>564189026Love Urara lewds do you have more?
4 hours until Bamboo becomes Memory
>>564189078mile B is worse than medium C
>fishing for medium S>fishing for unique inherits from GP>fishing for skills from race wins>fishing for statsim angling and scheming rn
>>564189286Dahby?
>>564189370
>Teio supports Hitler Based
>>564189372that's a lot of characters. Be the change you want to see in the world
>>564189529
WHORE
>>564189286dabi
>>564189372Same with the Sugar Lights dudeI wish I knew how to draw so I could make propaganda of my oshi
>>564189526>tickezo secret is literally about her underwear>never see tickezo pantsu artreally makes me think
>>564189526>>564189586YES MAXMIMUM DAHBY
>>564189586wtf i love ticket now
>>564189372taromarun is half of all Mr CB art on danbooru
>>564189526Not much longer until dahby irl.
>>564189509wait til the future when it's all that, 6 ssr chains and FL
>>564189526I want to marry Winning Ticket
>>564189569
>>564189372pretty much every uma has its own dedicated fanart jap that posts as if they were their wives, which is why they're called schizos
Wait a second. If I want anything else but a front now Yeppers wit is now going to be mandatory for every ace run? That shits gonna brick my race bonus hard.
>>564189723
>>564189153>Hag on top>Coal Shitty that highFuck off
>Yaeno Muteki will never beat Saga-https://x.com/i/status/2046233195478396932
>>5641897185, mandatory pal card is part of the reason full SSR decks even functionEnjoy your scenario tax
>>564189580Get off 4chin and go back to training, Karen.
next month...
>>564189779
>>564189792>I'm retarded and don't know what Maru being ranked at 52 means
>>564189792???
>>564189372Not if my clanker machine have anything to say about it
>>564189656Think about this
>>564189640I love this artist and his Sugar floof so much its unreal
How important is to MLB this card in the future?
>>564189943Age.
>>564189916
>>564189153what about tazu--
I think Winning Ticket sucks. Crybaby loser
>>564190101every future pal card is having your own 3LB copy or borrow it for the entire scenario
>>564189792Me on the right
>>564190101Its secnario tax, borrow it or MLB it
>>564190101This is skipbait.
>>564190101Umapyoi, Marry, Glue Factory
>>564190019
>>564190193shut the fuck up Taishin
>>564190220>>564190101The ONLY scenario card that NEEDS MLB is that whore Tucker. You can coast on 0* with the rest of them.
>>564190370You're brown
>>564189372If your uma does not have a dedicated artist then she is probably not very good
>>564190101Your deck is substantially worse without MLB
>>564190193Don't say that...
>>564190157
I'm a f2p frontfag so pulling for her is dumb, but what can I say, propaganda works
you can't even pull for daring tact who is this propaganda even meant for
>>564183301NTA but for some reason I got excited about looking at this, too.
>>564190492True
>>564190156Kill hags
>>564190548>wasting all your carets to get 10 TElmao no
>>564190674Posting ugly umas
>>564190702>ONE green to triggerTHE FUCK???
>>564190732I love my beautiful wife, Tachyon
I have been convinced to pull for Daring Tact. When is she releasing in Global?
>>564190674it's for (me). she really is the prettiest uma in the game. and since the ones i have been attracted to so far are all lates, and her ssr is filled with late-skills, i think i'll end up waiting for her even if it takes me 10 years to do so
>>564190757My daughter is so cute...
>>564190702My bro is so cool...
>>564190757>she hears you say rob roy would look better without glasses
>>564190901rape
>>564190702>hyper groundworksLmao the powercreep is insane
>>564189943>52Not yet, actually
>>5641908243LB is minimum to even get capped Event effectiveness and recovery, let alone the huge TE jump
>>564189098So there is no limit for those bonus stats if they are above cap?
Someone captured Lovcen's flying horseshoe from the satsuki sho.
>>564190702Future looks bleak
>>564190962It's bonkers but I imagine by then it's a barely even a formality to have even 3 greens set to go.
>>564191184>huge TE jumpanon.....you forgot your Oguri pic related
>>564191184joke stats, if this shit works like sirius it's even worse
>>564189043Episode1-3 is mandatory
>>564191291It's him
>>564190962It's balanced by being stuck with that loser 'xina.
>>564191301Don't worry, even with all of that, Bro gets powercrept and only onsen bro remains on top, and lmao Verxina isn't even good now
I will practice lucid dreamingI will spend my nights dreaming of my tomboy wifeI will run around with her and splash in mud puddles during rainstormsI will play vidya with her and snuggle on the couchI will love her all my life and when I die I will love her through eternity and beyond
>>564191516Why is she a loser
>>564191449I was under the impression stars wars nerds only liked episode 4-6.
>>564191565Get a better waifu
>>564191595That was OGs, now millenials like 1-3 unironically because they grew up with that slop, and because 7-9 are even worse
>>564191595Ever since the sequels came out the prequels became much more accepted in comparison, in particular for the excellent spectacle lightsaber duels.
>>564191595It varies. I love 4-6 the most, but the OST for 1-3 is too good not to like them, campy and stupid regardless. 7-9 were so unbelievably shit that it put the good parts of 1-3 into sharp relief. They're still not that great, and Anakin's turn to the Dark Side was poorly done, but I don't hate 1-3.
>>564187619If you're able to achieve your win condition, but other players are also able to achieve theirs, it'll be decided by who has the highest attributes.> Is there a big difference between 1200/1200 and 1260/1260?like 0.4m/s
>>564191595>star wars nerdsthe sequels were not as liked by boomers that were fans of the original, but millennials liked them in an ironic way and for the memes for so long that they actually like them now
I love CafeI kinda like her friend
>>564191704>lightsaber duels1-3 had amazing duels. there's something apocalyptic about Luke vs. Vader in VI, but my god Qui Gon + Obi Wan vs. Maul was pure fucking kino. UMA MUSUME
>>564186565According to SCIENCE, only 1 in 17women is straight. I thought I could escape this depressing fact to the cute uplifting umaverse, but here the uma straight rate is literally 0%. Why is my happy place even worse than reality?
>>564191681>>564191704>>564191736So it's like enjoying the umamusume S1 because S3 is bad in comparison while still accepting S2 is best, got it.
>>564191595The only actually good Star Wars movie is Empire Strikes Back, the other OGs of the trilogy are just fine (though were obviously comparatively a lot better at the time). Prequels are campy and funny if you enjoy watching cheesy movies though
>>564191339Compare it to any other card’s TE growth5 TE jumps between a single LB is massive.Scoffing at 10 TE is stupid.>>564191397Not comparable statwise, and A&G can proc friendship training off the post training event too
>>564176351Casually talk to others during coffee breaks and bully female staff.
>>564191832At least the prequels were their own thing. Say what you will about George Lucas's retarded editing decisions but the man had a clear vision and talent for world-building and the prequels were chock-full of that while the sequels literally relied on nostalgia bait and rehashing literally the exact same story from the original trilogy.
>>5641915951-3 has cool fights
>>564191972
>>564192042Based
happy birthday teio
>>564191945It's worse, because S1 didn't ruin the IP hard enough it led to the bankruptcy of the company>>5641919231-3 has good concepts, but all it proves it Lucas is a hack and all the talent came from the guys supervising and assisting him during the development of 4-6
>>564191945a bit, but I truly love S1 of Pretty Derby. Episode 7, Suzuka's disastrous Tenno Sho, was the most hype thing I've maybe ever seen, her sheer overwhelming dominance was like nothing else (right up until, well, you know). Genuinely something special. That made it so much more special when, 7 years later, I got to train Suzuka and she won Tenno Sho in URA career by distance. I'm a grown-ass man and I was crying like a fag.
>>564191880I too love Cafe, though she prevents me from seeing other women
>>564192198wtf I love Tracen now
>>564176351I don't want more friends... I have too many already
>>564191957They're the same picture.
>>564191995It is not worth 60-90k carats to pull a card with those stats that's only going to be used for about 5 minutes in Global. That's why everyone itt is mocking you.
>>564192367Then “everyone” is stupid. Borrow it if you have to. But don’t try to cope with a 0 or 1LB copy.
>>564191704>movies that were very mid in thier day are now high art to zoomers used everything these days being dog shit just because they wave big glow sticks around fastGrim
>>564192417why is the trainer trans coded?
>>564191573Gorilla mogs her everytime
>>564192417did Bourbon just break the doorknob?
I used to post star wars pictures here quite a bit around release. You guys gave me good advice for running the club, thank you!
>>564192476if all you meant was, "if you're going to use it at all, which you shouldn't unless whaling, make sure it's mlb" then you should have been clearer about that.
>>564191573
>>564192515Tranny artist.>>564192594Yes.
>>564192481You can't reduce the amazing fight choreography between Ray Park and Ewan McGregor like that. They were actually so fast they had to digitally slow down their movements for the film itself.
>>564192517>>564192643Nyaruhodo
>>564192515Change your gender Dober.png
>>564192671>had to pay for the door and the therapy session after getting rapedthey don't pay me enough
>>564192642Not my point either. Borrow it or MLB it. If you have a good enough deck that you can lose your borrow slot, then fine. In fact, it’s the opposite, in that only whales should skip it.
>>564191932Trainer x trainer is the way
>>564192417Normally I'm against Torena-san abuse.But I'd be fine with bourbon doing it to me.
>>564192805>only f2p should pull for Ancestors, and they should MLB itis this really what you meant to say?
will RB be a huge deciding factor in what decks to use in GL or can i finally use other cards again
>>564192809/uma/bf trainer...
>>564191972>>564192138Google is garbage and yandex doesn't give anything. What's the sauce? Who's the author?
Good night friends!!!
>>564192891Pay your scenario tax, or suffer the consequences.
>>564192809Did that Anon ever post his trainerXtrainer fic?
>>564192942I'm gonna fuck that baby
>>564192710close to my favorite fight is Qui Gon vs. Maul on Tatooine. There's a . . .savagery in his movements and power in his aggression that isn't in any other duel in the entire franchise. Pure magic, that one. No wonder Qui Gon was wiped out and sweating after just 30 seconds.
>>564192963scenario tax is only 0LB retardbwo
>>564192937https://x.com/skgm2k
>>564192852Neck yourself, clanker
>"Look at this MLB scenario card! many stats! very good!"Cool! Still going to MLB cards with a longer lifespan than 4 months.
here's the deal.two umas.make them race.whichever uma gets second, her trainer has to bottom for being worse.
>>564192963>pay your scenario tax>unless you're a whaleok got it, you're actually a retard or a falseflagging faggot trying to get f2pfags to waste caratsgo fuck yourself
>>564192897Race Bonus will never matter as much as it does in MANt in any other scenario because you will never race this much again. GL is all about cramming as many speed and wit cards (+light hello) into your deck as possible and only clicking those 2 buttons. So technically you will have more options but in reality it's just obligatory pal+tachyon+kita+finemo and then whatever strongest speed and wit card you have left
Happy Birthday to best girl
>>564192852t. Bourbon
>>564193043Scenario tax is not 0LB. If you dump enough to get 0 LB, you’ll end up wasting carats AND wasting your borrow slot.
>>564193195No tomboys
I want to lick it clean for her.
>>564193176Bottom for who?
>>564193241show your deck with every scenario card MLBd
>>564193316the trainer of the uma who won, of course.
>>564192710>good choreographyThey are obviously not even trying to hit each other and just swinging at the other saber. Lets not get into how most of the scenes are either shot like a lazy soap opera with shot-reverse-shot or two characters are in front of a green screen and walk towards the camera, slow down then stop.It was low tier slop with a high budget in its day.
>>564191527Verxina was never good in the first place
>>564193383faggot
>>564193327Show your cards first.
>>564193092>>564193223I just think she'd be gentle and very accommodating.
>>564193432you guys have to learn this only turns us on instead of feeling like an insult nowadays
>>564193383Charles...
>>564193458So you were only LARPing, got it.
>>564193176Rejected.
>>564193304if you lick it she’s gonna end up biting your neck and leaving you with a hickey
>>564192942Goodnight fren!
another attempt, it's rough, has anyone hit UG with an R setup yet?
>>564193503Wrong.>>564193520No one wants to fuck you.
>>564193520you are a performative faggot
>>564192710Even in the newer dogshit shows you can tell how much effort they had to get good. I think in Ahsoka or something when they fight you can physically feel him having to adjust and slow down for how bad and slow she is.>>564193384They trained a lot for those old lightsaber fights and you can tell if you compare combat scenes between the Disney trilogy and the prequel trilogy regardless of how you feel about the choreography.
>>564193659nyo
>>564193579Where's the downside?
Wtf I love Minecraft now
>>564192643>first horse to win Japan Cup in 2 consecutive years back to back>first mare to win the Arima Kinen since Daiwa Scarlet>4th mare to win the Triple Tiara>Tied the record for most G1 races won with Deep Impact>beat Orfevre>sexy af umamusumeAbsolute perfection. Shame we have to wait so long for her.
>>564193503>I just think she'd be gentle and very accommodatingall umas are gentle at the beginning but they lose control way too easily
>>564193551What’s wrong, whale-kun?
>>564193632no but there's this
You guys will talk really passionately about anything in here except for Umamusume, huh?
>>564193750Did Vodka never win an Arima Kinen?
>>564193558what's Verxina's problem. why does she ruin everything.
>>564193732Tazuna
>>564191315It doesn't have to only be greens. If you get an early trigger skill (even gate) it's enough
>>564193750>>first horse to win Japan Cup in 2 consecutive years back to backThat's Buena
>>564193750>weSkipping her and Orfevre.
>>564193732She will mysteriously disappear for 5 years without telling
what is she plotting
>>564193893>before and after umapyoixina... you are supposed to be the elder sister...
>>564193889Arima Kinen is her humiliation ritual in game
Happy start of the week.
>>564193913I'll wear an ascot, she won't find out.>>564194040Trainer has a connection with her, he just knows where she's gonna be. If he wants to find her, he finds her. To the point that even other Uma have noticed it's a thing. It's very cute. So that wouldn't be an issue.
>>564193857I don't like most umas, they're ugly.
>>564194064she's going to assault the kitchen while everyone is busy with MANT
>>564193726Again just because the new shit is worse than what my cat barfs up on the floor doesn't make the old slop not slop anymore
>>564194109there's a giant water bottle in front of me, why would i need a small one?
of course*drop pants*
>>564193948>that event outfitI can't decide which one is hotter, that one, or the summer one with plaid shortsholy fucking shit Cygames, lewder than hell
>>564194234Oguri is a hero! She would never do that.
>>564194161an ascot won't cover the upper neck, fool of you to think she will stop with just one hickey
>>564194283Of course I do*loads shotgun*
>>564194291
Verxina's summer alt will be SS tierTrust the plan
>>564193889No, she won the Japan Cup though.>>564193948But she only won it once?https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000989286/
>>564194370Turtleneck it is.
>>564193659Performative is such an insecure wom*n wordI just do things because I can, not because someone is watching
>>564194381>>564194372Mares are getting too uppity these days
>>564194408summer is coming
>>564194283Teio is starting to speak like Rudolf...
>>564194381>>564193948AHEMREMINDER THAT ROSE KINGDOM IS A FUCKING FRAUD AND BUENA VISTA GOT ROBBED. ROSE KINGDOM'S ONLY G1 WAS WON BECAUSE THEY DQ'D BUENA FOR BULLSHIT REASONS
>>564194380>>564194381>>564194372>>564193750fusu
>>564194547https://youtu.be/vwkCQkTLxYA
>>564194469No, you’re just a faggot
>>564194616
>>564194616I never understood what this thing was supposed to be
Jobber Vista
Performatively shitting up le thread
>>564194782i just took a shita grat one
>>564194773Damn she got her ass beat by two stego clan
>>564194743Ugly, pygmy pony
>>564194381This is the photo finish
I'm back from my STS2 run bwosIronchad A4 completed. It was a One Two Punch/Whirlwind kind of run. Smooth.
>>564194607Sorry, but Rose Kingdom is Gimlet's retirement farm mate, so we defend him in this household.
>>564194773RememberHorse wins everything? FraudHorse does not win everything? Jobber
>cm starts tomorrow I still need to create my aces im so fucked I don’t wanna spam MANT for Ace runs i don’t wanna yada yada yada
>>564194773>Red Desire Really?
>>564195037Sweep. Tosho's. Cute. Butt.
>>564194743It is a creature that resembles Gentildonna
>>564195037fuck... I guess I stick with what I have for 12 and get ready for cm13 now
Chuds btfo
>>564195076same gen
>>564194607Hadn't actually watched the race before, but I don't see how Buena interfered either. If anything, Pisa fucked up. Weird decision.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqwAkXgbYI0
It's all so tiresome
>>564194968looks like cheating to me
>>564195050>>564194616>>564194735*Beats you to death*
>>564195074
>>564195262
>>564195194Twitter erping is beyond me. It's a little worse than the gay erping around here
https://poal.me/nkcldghttps://poal.me/nkcldghttps://poal.me/nkcldg
>>564195448Based BW
>>564195050Ebayan is so cool!
>>564195194And I thought people here were unemployed
>>564195462>a little
>>564194616>>564194735
Umamusumes make me horny...
>>564195573Don't defend gay erp you faggot
>>564195671At least we don't RP as the umas
Oisu
>>564195671>defend
>>564195209I'm pretty sure most of the public opinion is that the DQ was bullshit, from fans, race people, overseas racing nerds and all, its the JRA being autistic
>>564195209Why the fuck did Pisa even veer when dude could've just went straight? How was Buena blamed when she was running straight?
>>564195498Satsuki Sho because I love my wife
>>564195725I suddenly feel the urge to donate yearly to the nature fund
>>564195725Nice father name.
>>564190574i guess daring tact is the winner
>>564195671>erp
Minecraft...
>Sunday racing bay mares are all rapists
>>564195815You should
>>564195948I feel sorry for the horse being portrayed by a attention-whoring skank.
>>564195929Gran Alegria is so fucking hot.
>>564196039Curren chan...
>>564195671sorry
Buena won 7 G1 in our hearts
>>564195948Won't be much but I'll toss in 3k yen when I get paid next thursday
Jantar Mantar and Masquerade Ball in HKhttps://x.com/HKJC_Racing/status/2046033968617881959?s=20
>>564195581
>>564195725Where to freely acquire such software?
>>564196143Every bit counts!
IKKUYOOOOOO
>>564196301Ganges river
>>564196301At the usual place
I haven't completed a career since August, yet I spend 10hours every day in this general. Does anyone else know this feel?
*clocks out of a crown race*
>>564196408you love us
>>564195929>he thinks it’s just the bay mares
>>564196408>I haven't completed a career since August, yet I spend 10hours every day in this general.I don't believe you
>>564196301
>>564196408Why do you want to stay with us specifically?
>>564196392My usual place only has 9 2020>>564196543Not going to use steam on a VPN, sorry
>>564196408Why are you in a general for a game you don't play, why not any other general
>>564183184Say. my. name.
>>564196848Astaroth
>>564196848Ash Ketchum
>>564196338Maya is cute!>>564196430Maya is cute even when she loses! But that's not often because she's strong!
>>564196848ford prefect
>>564196626I like pretty pictures>>564196750I don't have any hobbies or games I play
Wait I just noticed Bourbon is trans-coded
So, pink skills are gonna be announced any day now right?Does anyone know when they came out in JP?
>>564196682Try a different place?
>>5641970362nd anni, 7 months from now for us
>>564196848Acrylic Stand
>new alt>weaker than the base versionWait I thought this game was all about powercreep
>>564196848Aston Martin
>>564196408You're a trainer larper, umas don't like you
>>564197054
>>564197151oyakodon with stego and her daughters
>>564196848Heisenberg.
>finally get fast learner>no med S1* guts btw
>>564196848MAKANKOSAPPO
>>564197054yes I am
>>564197249They like their fans and I am one
>>564197436deck and sparks?
>>564197310
there's a cute anon in /uma/ I like
>>564197530she's in heat
>>564197461UMANKOSAPPO
>>564197545Slut
I'm not cute.
>>564197667The rapist
>>564197545>>564197667Performative faggots
>>564196848Marche Lorraine
>>564197665it's not a slutty kinda like
Okay, but what does witGAWD say about ancestors?
>>564196848Tokai Teio
>>564197719my wife and our grandchild
>>564197868I made this post.
>>564197878that came up on my TL too because I forgot I follow that artisthelios cute
>>564197530>>564197623
>>564197545Only one? Are you in a position to be that picky?
>>564197697>>564197878this is rape
>>564197878Helios is going to rape me...
>>564197832Grok agrees with your ChatGPT.
how do i stop the urge to build a christmas oguri? i don't want to lose my soul
>>564197985I might be in that position and he might know too
>>564198092Build the xog but don't make any dominators.
>>564198012Thats your average trainer and trainee on a romantic outing.On a completely seperate note do you think fenomeno would shoot a fleeing suspect in the back?What if the suspect was goldship?
>>564197545I-I think you're cute too anon.....s-should we....
>>564197054Hishi Miracle shouldn't be calling others dog-like.
the minimum rb you should bring is 75 not 50. you get +4 more stats per g2/3
Umas for this?https://gofile.io/d/qRJntk
>>564198092just claim that Oguri is your oshi
>>564198092don't do it bwo......
>>564198248RB is more for skill points then stats
>>564198207>do you think fenomeno would shoot a fleeing suspect in the back?only if you allow it>What if the suspect was goldship?she would use a shotgun
>>564198092xog + 2 fronts is kosher
>>564198223Anon...
>almost every room has at least 2 dominators and XOguriNice game, umatards
Stupid sexy mares…
>>564198527I would
>>564198493do you never sleep or something
>>564197463This is how middleaged ladies type? This is more like how people compose holiday shitpost spam.
>>564198493you're getting a lot of mileage out of this oguri
>>564198467*approaches you and presses up against your body*But we can't....our trainees....everyone will see...
>>564198223should we what anon......
>(You) keep getting treated coldly by Admire Groove, who rejects any sort of help or kindness, which leaves your other trainer friends worrying about you>You try greeting her with smiles so that she can see that her rejections don't actually bother you, in hopes she'll eventually open up, this actually upsets her and she talks to you coldly even more>Trainer friends see you smiling and getting treated like shit, and actually approach you asking if you actually LIKE getting treated harshly, and that it's ok if you doMy sides.
what the heck is a fusu
>>564197761being gay is incompatible with chaste loveyou're a faggot and a slut. Repent, sinner
>>564198575depends>>564198641yeah
>>564198760what the.......
Your favorite sloptuber comes here to ERP anonymously
>>564198092build away. If I had her, I'd build her too, instead I'm going triple front and they're all pretty shit, so it's another B finals for me, plat just keeps getting further and further away
...
>>564198682Finally, an uma for me!
>>564198890charles..........
>>564198271Nishino Flower
>>564198675
it's not on the uma timeline, but can anyone confirm if we get a 3* uma selector for 1.5 anniversary? I'll have enough IRL $$ to buy Narita Brian, I think. I'd prefer to pull for her, but I was retarded and drunkpulled Kita before her free pulls were finished, and went to 170 before she came home, otherwise I would have just sparked Brian in June.
>>564198493this is my new favorite joke
>>564198682She truly is her mother's daughter
>>564198682Giga masochist trainer…
>some guy I followed for the MLB ntr card>>564199104I'm pretty sure no selector for 1.5, only on 2
>>564198682Just start dating Kiryuin.
nice>>564191494I hope he never comes back
>>564198682I'd quit being her trainer at that point and send her back home
>4 dominators
>>564199162He's actually not, he's a damn saviorfag. But I do like him, I like trainers who try to be proactive. He finds out she likes dogs and starts filling the training groom with dog themed things, which actually makes her happy and makes her anticipate more stuff being put in there. It's really cute.
>>564199264bwo... you cant get doxxed like this...
>>564199357t. doxxer
>>564198760Hair down Bakushin...my heart...
>>564198682>Always reminding him that she will leave him after the contract ends>When her trainer said that he'll be fine even without her by his side anymore, she told him that the contract is PERMANENT
>>564199264>not in the top 100Nobody is doxxing you bwo.
>>564199320Heriosu counting her braincells.
>>564199465here, pussy
>>564199320I saw that and was gonna make a gif out of this toothank you
>>564198682>being cold until the very end>reminds you that once the contract is up she’s leaving you>senior year>(You) mention you’ll be fine even without her>"sorry trainer, but now our contract is eternal"is this tsundere or bitch behaviour
>>564192515I think it's the colors of her racewearShould've changed cyan into yellow since that's the jockey pallette
>>564199484>Always reminding him that she will leave him after the contract endsThat was her coping.>>564199683 Pure unfiltered Tsundere.
Any kissable anons itt?
>>564199731faggot
>>564199683Closer to bitch if we were being honest, but shes hot so she gets a pass
>>564199683Old school tsundere
>>564199731My penis
>>564199827she becomes my mare without the crown
>>564199692Cool
>>564199683>the second you say you will make do without her she refuses to let you leaveWomen(uma)
>>564198682No wonder our other self (SIL trainer) is present in her story
>>564199782Yeah what about it
>>564199683Anon she is actually a genuine tsundere. Even during her bond stories, when you do shit for her, she gets """upset""", but she's happy about it. She is not true to what she says. A good chunk of her home screen lines is her literally worrying about other people but it's worded in a bitchy way.
>>564199692umasturbating in my car after work so i can see my wife less
sex with the blue umamusumei don't know her name
>>564199827Weird boy
>>564200026helios is minedibsdibsdibsdibs
>>564200026we've got a couple of those
Sex with the brown-haired umamusumeYou know the one
>>564200026Twin Turbo
>>564200026Ceasar
>>564199956I can't believe this might actually be real
>>564199104afaik uma selectors is only for full anniversary and not half annis
>>564200026Dibs on Teio
>>564200026twin turbo
>>564200026Ardan right?
>uma is scared of this
>>564200026you're not a real Jordanfag unless you rolled her on her initial banner (she was paired with Kitasan's rerun)
>>564200298AIEEEEEE
>>564200218I also thought this but some anons corrected me and said they start selling uma selectors every half anni starting with 2.5 apparently
>>564200218>afaik uma selectors is only for full anniversary and not half annis1.5Anni doesn't have it but 2.5 anni onwards do.
>>564200298>4! kbShe grows stronger
>>564200298>uma is scared of a rapistyes I am
>>564199827tm dictus? ikuno opera o?
>>564200026
>>564199683She isn't cold until the very end she softens up far quicker than Vega
>>564200298Imagine a fucking strong ant, that's terrifying
Damn
>>564200486Holy
>>564200026Super Creek and Mejiro Ardan.
>>564200486holy booba
>>564200570love that umalove er ta bits
>>564200486i fucking love tits so god damn much bros
How many new gen Uma can you name?
>>564200486I stopped kinda getting into itashas when I realised a lot of people who actually do itasha don't do it for the love of their oshi but instead they pick a popular character just so they can win contests
i love her stupid little tie
>>564200712all
>>564200712All of them
>>564200570i wanna take her home.
>>564200736yeah but umazda is funny
>>564200712There Logotype and, uhhhhh... Special Week is there too!
>>564200712I can name every Uma except the NPCs (literal) unless it's Happy Meek, Tucker, Sati, Speed Symboli or Haiseiko.
>>564200712>Friday Fundays>Apple Eyes>Matching Canes>Special Week: End Closer Editionnot that hard desu
>>564200712why is Flash allowed to be here?
>>564200938Next scenario teaser
>>564201115me and who
>>564200938her genmates asked for her to be there
>>564196408
>>564200938
>>564201214SEX
>>564201183Rulership...
>>564201115your dad
>>564200712Sir this is global, any healthy global player would know none
>>564200161That might as well be canon except Ai's trainer needs bandages from all the burns he gets from umapyoi with Ai
>jp troons>erp unironic faggots>NTR faggotthis general has turned into a genuine turd, literal shitno intellectual discussion will ever be held again around here
>>564201183>big week
>>564201387we already know it's you scatjeet
>>564201387Cry about it schizo
>>564201365You can’t even count to 10 in JapaneseWhy are you on this anime imageboard website
>>564201387ok bye
Eishin Flashマン
Aries room7370649773706497
>>564201553>tfw JUST closed the gameno......................
>>564201435It triggers my autism that people don't know their schizos, the anti-JP retard is not scatjeet, scatjeet can't type or speak English properly. Also he'd be spamming sloppa by now.
>>564201553>tfw sweepy is STILL runningno......................
>>564200712In this image, if the ear ornament is on the uma's left ear, I'm pulling 100%, even if I have to use THAT
Yaeno? More like yeah...no. I do like Cuteki but it's still really bad timing on this banner for me
>>564201682he literally did that earlier today
updated the op>>564201608>>564201608>>564201608>>564201608
>>564201762anon we'll still have both Nishino and Yaeno
>>564201762you forgot to remove JP news
>>564200613older women wearing young clothes = peak
>>564191075>ころすぞ
>>564201495Yeah I can nigger, in fact I got an N3 for the hell of it and I still play global only
>>564196148Star Wars ass name... kinda dig it
>>564186569Haru Urara, if you don't count the early manga.>>564186840>youtube.com/shorts>including the ?is=Dude, if you're gonna fucking post a Youtube link, drop the ?si/?is and make sure the shorts link is a watch?v= link...
