Old Superstitions Edition>Previous>>564052347>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0>LATEST PATCHESMar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
>>564148303I still get pub AIDS once in a while
>>564148591If I was 12 years old I would think this guy is literally me and this picture would be the coolest thing ever in the entire world.
>>564148591>27guy should be managing his insurance premiums
>own democratic demolition, siege breakers, dust devils, control group, servants of freedom, urban legends and recently just bought redacted regiment I got 1650 super shekels with 400 unclaimed from RR and UL. What should I get next? Just one war bond and I intend on saving up for the new one, I sure hope its not shitty
Sex with democracy officer
>>564148591>414th FORESKIN LEGION>MY NAME: UNKNOWN>DIVISION: SHADOW>ATTACHMENT: FUTANARI>STATUS: VIRGIN>CLEARANCE: BLACKED>ORIGIN: THIS COMMANDO IS EXTREMELY-OVERWEIGHTI can't be assed to finish this
>>564148591>Skillset>Rapid-Termination Missions (D2 eliminate devastators)>Solo Operations (solofag)>Urban Assaults (city slicker)>Point-Blank Execution (????)>Ghost infiltration (stealth sissy)>Evasive Precision (slent ghost)I wish I could call this man a dumb nigger faggot to his face.
>>564148731steeled vets so you can experience what an OG warbond used to be like
>>564148731I want to own you as my democratic trans furry wife.WIth that said, it looks like you got most of the meta shit already, just choose whatever you want.
>>564148807>>Point-Blank Execution (????)can't lead his shots, only able to kill within spitting distance
>>564148807>Point-Blank Executiondisgusting shotgun user and a fucking liability to his team
is servo-assisted the closest thing there is to an armor with no passive? the extra limb health has been broken for as long as I can remember, and the extra throwing distance doesn't increase your attack or defense
>>564148591why does it look like warhammer instead of helldivers
>>564148807be nice to the kid he only has a 29.82 k/d ratio, meaning he dies after killing 29-30 enemies on average
>>564149087pretty much yeah
>>564149234so below the average of 50
>>56414859188th legionChuck KriegerZyklon division Too lazy to finish this>>564148909I am happy being a man and I am 200lb 6ft athletic thank Christ>most meta shitI bought my warbonds based on YouTube, steam and r*ddit tier list rankingsIts gonna be chemical agents so I can be Hitler’s top soldier or borderline justice for the cool hover pack and lever action, both if the upcoming warbond is a let down
>>564149234>bro dies once every 6 minutes 45 secondsholy reddit
>>564149087Is the extra limb heath broken? I thought it was merely redundant when someone takes Vitality Booster, which is all the time.
>>564149151because warhammerfags need to larp in our game instead of playing one of the 400 warhammer games they have
>>564149151because only a 40kek enjoyer would be the type of person making those ai generated character sheets>>564149234why is his head so big?
>>564149421>I am happy being a man and I am 200lb 6ft athletic thank ChristI don't care who you are in real life, I will force you to wear female furry armor in helldivers 2 and you will like it.If you want to spice things up, get Viper commandos for lib carbine (highest skill ceiling primary in the game) or if that don't make you happy get it entirely for Experimental Infusion booster which is an even bigger crutch than RR but it seems like majority don't speak about it and let it live.
>>564149546I remember seeing a webm like a year ago of someone testing it out with one of those licker bugs, because apparently they do just enough damage to break a limb with the tongue whip attack without the armor passive, but he was still getting his leg broken with or without SA armor equipped
>>564149234I won't be nice to a DUMB NIGGER whose k/d is worse than the global average, despite being a larping clan shitter.Fucking clanner, die!
>>564149234you can get a higher k/d ratio by pressing buttons at randomwtf is this
>>564149151because all the skulls and fancy parts are ai slop, I guess warhammer just has more material to use for that than helldudes
>>564149774To be a little fair he's a botdiver, bot planets have the worst k/d. Creek has the worst k/d in the game at just 12.
>>564149234>I suck>find out I have 3 times his kdwut
>>564149087>broken limbsThat mechanic is entirely irrelevant as if you broke any of your limbs you most likely lost a significant amount of health that you need to stim anyway so in 99% cases you stim and doesn't matter if your limb is broken.
>>564149234/hdg/ hosts should post their stats before hosting a lobby
>>564148591I dont understand the clearance level, why would a Helldiver have clearance for like anything? Ours is not to question why, ours is to do or die
>>564149234>level 80an he is the elite of his clan??
>>564149953The Creek had such bad attrition rates because:Nobody knew what they were doingEnemies were more accurateRockets would one-shot anywhereArmor values literally did not workAnd stray bullets could aggro patrols across the entire mapIn addition, enemies were generally more lethal and our tools less potent.
What is worse - having a high death count because you mostly play D10orhaving a small death count because you mostly play on D7?
>>564150237>Armor values literally did not workAh, that takes me back. I remember they decided to gut armor values overall because we were just doing so well. The ripple affects are still felt today because of that.
>>564150867I would probably die a lot more on a D7, because I wouldnt be able to resist the urge to do retarded shit like bring the hammer and jetpack and run straight at every heavy.
>>564150980God, before we came to understand the Swigger's game, we were so hopeful that either:Armor values not working meant that light's 50 armor didn't give any bonus, so we'd get a blanket buff to survivabilityOr, at worst, we were all using light as the baseThen they made our shitty survivability the default for medium, so everyone crutched with light and shield gen even harder.
So when a Diver diesThey replace him with a whole ass new guyWhy do they equip the same armor and items?Is it to honor the previous diver?
>>564151217standard operating procedures where your utility are all the same for the current mission
>>564151217I think according to lore and theory it is supposed to be a brand new diver with his own personalized gear, but that would make for some really annoying (and by design, bad) gameplay so just play pretend and think that the next diver "just so happens" to have identical gear to the previous one.
>>564151327For the sake of realism and immersion every diver after the first one should've completly randomized equipment
>>564151390FUCK DONT GIVE THESE NIGGERS AT ARROWHEAD IDEAS UGHHHH
>>564151217I guess an in-lore reason is that they trust the first diver to have chosen an optimal loadout.
maybe there is no lore or immersive reason and it's just for gameplay reason to let people pick what gear they wanna play withdidn't think of that, huh?
>>564151452Total gear randomization after every death sounds fun
>>564151318this doesn't make sense as some of the items in the game are ceremonial like Constitution rifle and some armors too and some of the armors are for veterans or divers who lost their limbs.>oh one of the diver was a crippled war veteran?>alright, once they die send in another cripple veteran for the lulz
>>564151318>>564151327I can see weapons and strats being hard coded by the destroyer's podsBut its really funny if you wear the cowboy armor this means theres at least 20 guys dressed as cowboys frozen on your ship lol
>>564151532hot take: D11 should be actually like that AND with no HUD just to make it interesting.And randomize stratagems.
Is the story of the game just Swedes trying to make you feel bad for being the proverbial "bad guy"? Like I genuinely couldn't give less of a shit about the lore when it's run by a bunch of faggots who's country is literally getting raped by refugees.
>>564151854I think of it as being bad guys vs even worse guysDivers are well intended heart of gold goofballs
>never use smoke strike>never even bought eagle smoke bombsI was reading their stats on the wiki and they all seem to have great damage (on direct impact), sufficient demo force (probably have to get direct impacts too), and low cooldowns, have I been missing out? I'm rarely, but sometimes, taking something solely for demo force, maybe this would work ok? I tried EMS strike again, feels like the effect doesn't linger nearly long enough.also>anti-tank mines do 3000 explosive damage at AT II, and only explode for devastators and up, with a 100 second cooldownshould probably be taking these on bot platinum grabbing missions? Ran one on marfark and holy shit those guys are a big pain if you're not bringing a dedicated tool for them.
>>564151217>>564151327I feel like if lore were important all of your divers would just spawn in b01 with a liberator and peacemaker. The funky customisation seems more like a concession than a real visionary choice.
>>564152090You aren't missing out on much not bringing smoke orbitals/eagles. As somebody who genuinely likes using the smoke stuff there just isn't much reason to do so outside of niche circumstances. Although that being said Smoke Eagle can be fun on colony maps since you can use them to level an entire block and walls giving you free passage in.
>>564151987Yea probably but I'm just reminded everytime that the devs of this game actively hate and spew vitriol at the playerbase from the very beginning simply because they didn't get their autistic military sim roleplaying playerbase. The shit they plan and setup is extremely surface level too so it genuinely feels they're GTA roleplayers with more money.
>>564152090Smoke strike is decent but it feels a bit unpredictable for demolition. It's not like the orbital precision or gas strike where it's a single shell, it's like 5 smoke shells in a very tight spread.
>>564152090The smoke reds only apply their demo force on direct hits, correct.Eagle smoke having random impact points around the beacon, and only having 40 demo force (the same as any hellpod!) makes it absolutely never worth taking for that purpose. Orbital smoke, on the other hand, has niche use cases of its 50 demo force specifically against automatons, because it matches the demo force needed for detector and jammer towers. I still wouldn't bring it just to demolish those, that should only be half of its purpose; the smoke itself can be pretty valuable to disengage from fights that aren't worth fighting.
>>564152147>The funky customisation seems more like a concession than a real visionary choice.I would imagine it makes sense that divers who survive multiple missions and even operations are allowed to customize their loadouts and pick whatever the fuck gear they want since they are incredibly strong and battle hardened and nobody from the higher ups is going to prevent that.Tho it stops making sense when the identical gear "hardened veteran" keeps getting deployed non-stop tho...
yearn for more fanart
>>564153750I yearn for someone to make abdoslop as actual usable avatars in vrchat.I would rape the fuck out of my femboy e-girlfriend.
super earth owes me an abdoslop wife
Death to abdodivers
>>564154719Warbond Tomorrow
>>564149234>350 missions played>44 failedHow fucking bad do you have to be to fail 1 in 8 missions
>>564148591>coldsteel the helldiverit's cringe in a kino way
tanto doko
Its kino
>>564153750yours?
>>564151217clones son, they're all friggin' clones
>>564155331>exposed faceit's shit>marvelslopit's shit>no gunyou know what it is>>564155954uh ackshully the devs deboonked that
>>564155919Nah just found em
We deserve better GMs
>>564149234>>564148591Sonic OC literallymedonotsteal characters are less embarrassing than this.
Why do our SMGs have fucking abysmal fire rates? Excluding the Halo and Killzone ones, there isn't one that fires above 520 rpm
>>564156462>Didn't pig out for the k***htngmi
>>564156462they're called slow machine guns for a reason
>>564148591>oh it's probably just some dumb kid having fun larping, I don't see->Age: 27>mfw
>>564156208The fact that this game is associated with Swedes when they barely do any actual work on it is a crime.
>Helldiver OCs?>never heard of such a thing lemme loo-Haha
>>564157032>quasar shitterwouldn't survive ten seconds on meridia
>>564157032Fuck.
>>564157032>Ermm akshually your helldiver is a different person every time you die
If you think about it, the old Illuminate couldve prevented the creation of Super Earth. The lore about them claims they were monitoring earth for centuries even before the federation formed. They did nothing before, during, or after earth went into a nuclear war. They couldve prevented this.
>>564149234holy shit and i thought my K/D was bad
Now this is kino
>>564157216Correct, which is why you get a new random voice when you die by default.
>>564158082So by this logic, your helldiver is the same person if you manually pick their voice and body type?
>>564158181character customization is not canon
Clearly the player is some kind of higher spirit of freedom and democracy bound to the super destroyer, and the helldivers are just empty soulless meat puppets for him to control
>>564157032I find it odd that the game with the expendable teenage fodder, whose lifespan is candidly measured by high command in minutes, would attract OCs at all.
>>564158423Does it? In a world like that a veteran is the ultimate badass that constantly survives certain doom.
>>564158408Character customization is part of the tip menu which implies its canon.Know what else isn't canon? Having omnipresent mind control over several people. In other words, I accept your concession.You can return home now: https://www.reddit.com/
Your conscious is stored digitally and imparted on empty clone husks sitting in a freezer until deployment.The loadouts are the same because you're genetically and mentally the same when re-deploying. Your consciousness was just transferred.
>>564158604Niggas who make OCs have never had their helldiver survive one operation intact.
>>564158796Respawning is a video game mechanic. Or are you trying to tell me that out of all the generic helldivers on my ship wearing the default armour its just a wild coincidence that everytime you get reinforced you get the exact same weapons, armour, cape, and even voice and body of the previous person?
>>564158880Respawning is covered by the narrative. The fact that the new guy gets the same stuff is the video game mechanic part.
>>564158880Listen man... this might sound crazy, but the joke is that it's a new person every time.
>>564159001See: Or are you trying to tell me that out of all the generic helldivers on my ship wearing the default armour its just a wild coincidence that everytime you get reinforced you get the exact same weapons, armour, cape, and even voice and body of the previous person?>>564159025Whats the punchline?
Swedish humour be like>"Hinga dinga. Its someone else. Now-a Piss-a your pants laughing"
>>564159115>Or are you trying to tell me that out of all the generic helldivers on my ship wearing the default armour its just a wild coincidence that everytime you get reinforced you get the exact same weapons, armour, cape, and even voice and body of the previous person?Well, yes. What's the alternative explanation?
>>564159115The punchline is that Super Earth... is bad!
>>564159201Maybe in your low t. world where your diver dies and his wife starts an onlyfans back home like in your favorite redditor fanfic, my diver never died. Respawning is a gameplay mechanic. In fact, the game itself supports me in that the gameplay isn't one for one with canon.
>>564158421this happens in undertale
remember when they thought cyberstan being an allegory of stalingrad was a good idea
My theory is Helldivers are so forcefully bred and boiled down by Super Earth that you always only end up with 4 different kinds of people
>>564159541they really want to drill in the "youre le bad guys!!! remember?!?" schtick so badly it makes them act retarded
>>564159345>your diver dies and his wife starts an onlyfans back home like in your favorite redditor fanficYou are mentally ill
>>564159345the divers are all teenagers and they're recruited from SEAF. they don't have wives.the new ones also get the same stuff because the loadout is picked per mission, not per diver.
>>564159345>diver dies and his wifedivers are teenagers, I doubt any of them are marriedbut whatever fits your weird fetish, I guess
>>564159541Cyberstan ended up being an allegory of my first time playing DnD with a bad DM
>>564159620>pissdrinkers mad people have the pattern recognition to recognize the behavior pattern of the pissdrinker
>>564159345Someone needs a dose of media literacy.
>>564159684I really wonder how many normalfags playing this game finally realized how rigged and railroaded the war is after cyberstan
>>564159723
>>564159658>>564159674>getting married when you become an adult is a weird fetishholy low t
>>564159195Your börk sounds suspiciously italian.
>>564159798your brain must be very smooth with you missing the point so hard
>>564159916>trying to pretend like he was saying something elsethe usual defense mechanism of low t fatties
>>564159785Probably most of them. Cyberstan was forgotten in a week and nobody mentions it anymore because the GM thought it'd be better to farm izzat than to make a memorable campaign. But I don't think most of them care that much considering the lack of outcry for how bad it was for what was supposed to be a huge climatic moment, they probably just accepted this is one more aspect of the game plagued by swigger mediocrity like most of us here.
>>564160004You were the guy who instantly started fantasizing about widows on onlyfanstruly the highest t of fetishes
>>564160075>You were the guy who instantly started fantasizing about widows on onlyfansthats you, my guy. youre mad I dont want to erp with you like a low t fatty
>>564160164You're just the local thread schizo, aren't you.My bad for humoring you.
>>564160219Concession accepted, fatty.
>>564160219Not much of a local, I spend too much time here and this is pretty new. A random schizo encounter if you will.
>be class A husband>my town of black super basketball players, ugly bastards and bald shotas is being evacuated >ship is full of them>wife was the 20th evac>divers just tell me to wait til next timeAnd I happily will wait! Thank the flag they saved my wife haha
>>564159345Either good bait or mental illness.
>>564158796bro wtf is this picture.it is like a textbook parody like I can't believe somebody made this picture unironically
>>564160284You keep refreshing the thread until they show up like a random encounter in a Bethesda game.
>>564158796>5'3should be in SEAF
>>564158796>5'3made for raping by brawnydivers
>>564154596you just probably have low testosterone bro, get checked
>>564160530join... the helldeviants.
>>564159610>remember Spec Ops: The Line?>well we did it worse haha! bet you feel bad now huh?This is all the while Sweden ranks one of the highest when it comes to rape rate in Europe too btw.
>>564160731>furries fantasising about being cannon fodder with life span of less than 10 minutesYou know what, this problem will fix itself in the long run.Let them dive!
We should make our own /hdg/ oc mascot to make porn of
>>564160821>spec ops the lineThat's such an odd one to bring up out of nowhere, these games have basically nothing to do with each other narratively
>>564160982We already did and we got a horse involved too.
>>564160982we have that AI sloppa robutt anonthat could work.I already jerked to her multiple times anyway.
>>564160982>inb4 ai slopbot
>>564160872Bro, I don't think it's that deep, they just like the cool aesthetics and mash it up with their other ideas, kind of like the nazi larpers on the other end of the spectrum.
>>564160821I don't understand why they're so damn obsessed with making their satire "work."
>>564160990They're different games but both games fall flat in their messaging because people genuinely do not give a shit about feeling bad for having fun and devs need to just make a good game instead of trying to push some retarded surface level political take.
>>564160872Theres a staggering amount of yiffdiversIt could be anyone of us>>564161014Hot post it>>564161031>>564161050nooooo
So making fun of people's Helldivers OCs is fine, but when that one brown faggot with agp starts posting AI slop pictures of his nigger waifu you fags start circlejerking?
>>564161191both are evil for being alive
>>564161126The fact that you thought this was an apt comparison tells me your IQ is not in the triple digits so I will disregard your posts
>what no new content does to a generalgood lord i wish helldivers wasn't in the hands of a developer that activilly hates their own player base
>>564161314WARBOND TRAILER TUESDAY, UPDATE ON THURSDAY, THE 30TH, TRVST.
>>564161191Most ignore it or tell him to kill himself, so no.
>>564161314I went down the abdomera rabbithole and now play helldivers while hard all the time so I can once again wait for warbond patiently
>>564161314No content for HD2 actually made go back and replay Xcom 2
>>564161417i also did this but only play leandiver when solo
>>564161089Because they're narcissists, that's it. Instead of being thankful for their game becoming a huge hit the Swedes bitch and moan about how their players are having too much fun.>>564161304I don't give a shit retard. People love the human faction in 40k despite them being extreme racist xenophobes. Most game devs are so out of touch with their consumerbase and even reality it's always a treat seeing them get humiliated.
>>564161174I am not a furry but I would use that thing as a fleshlight if I got bored on the battlefrield.
>>564161559kinda same.I want my "real" (multiplayer) helldiver to be a brawny male so I can have sex with leandiver teammates in my mind but solo I just want to look at my abdo ass
>>564161578>I'm not gay but
>>564161191>you fags start circlejerkingHe's just samefagging.
>>564161191the avatarfag can go kill themselvesjust because he's samefagging to enable his shitty behaviour it doesn't mean everyone here likes him
>>564161578It's okay to be a furry, anon. I'll support you in accepting your own identity, don't mind the unthinking zealots who yell at clouds over that sort of thing.
>>564161393Kek no, there's barely any pushback whenever I see that fag, in fact unless he's vehemently samefagging like >>564161750 suggests you retards seem to enable him.
Personally I miss the furries.
Double-Edge TalonThoughts?
>>564161191
>>564161191The AI slop pictures are better than most of these mutt self-insert donut steel cringe, so yea.Also the Western furries are genuinely so gross. Especially the fags.
>>564162110kill yourself
>564162110eat shit and die
>>564162110Lowkirkuinely, what the fuck is even happening in this picture.
>>564161872>>564161984>>>/trash/
>>564162261Don't look. Actual cognitive hazard.
Ill take this over basic bitch gens anyday AI slop still looks wet and slimeyThey dont use the good artists
>>564161191I like the Robutt. She fights for Democracy and doesn't afraid of anything!
>continues to hand out (you)'s
kill yourself
>>564162376Cute robutt
>>564162351SOVL
>>564162351I'm actually glad DA got raped by AI. Literally nothing of value was lost.
>>564162351When are we getting this armor?
>>564162548My DA feed is thousands of Mrs Incredible AI ass I love itIm a pig in shit
>>564156462they're all based on stens or whatever those cheap britbong/aussie smgs from ww2 were that were made out of bicycle parts
>>564162351holy fvck this art just inspired me to do another D10 incel cyborgs operation.thanks kiddo.
>>564162591this nigga is a true gooner
>>564161872>>564161984>>564162316I am not a furry, I just want to be a male human who just happens to fuck anything that looks female (and human) enough.>>564162591good taste, bad execution. still respectable from my pov
>>564162649They just edit off screenshots of the movie nowIts great My hog is cranked
>>564158423that describes 40k too and that's full of OCs
>>564162351A55 - Destroyer175 armorShoulder mounted missiles and miniguns target enemies within 20 degrees directly in front of the player.Refills from ammo boxes and supplies.400 super credits in the store
>>564162351Bro I know you're gonna do a rugpull and say this was genned with AI.
>>564162718I saw AI edits of Toph from the leaked movie. Truly we live in the age of porn renaissance.
>>564158423its that underage fantasy of>everyone dies, but I am smarter and better than anyone else and I will survive no matter what!Usually people grow out of that phase by the time they are 18-20.
>>564162810i don't think sothe guy seems too autistichttps://www.deviantart.com/loonafanboy04/gallery
>>564162696>I am not a furry, I am just a part time furryIs this another case of people conflating therian and furry? Having an animal persona is not a requirement.
>>564162126They're both cringe but one of them is authentic hand-crafted autism manifesting itself through the arts and giving you a glimpse into the psyche of the retarded sperg who made it, while the other is just soulless computer-generated garbage used by third worlders without any sort of character or talent
>>564162924Ah geez dude.
>>564163002you didn't have to post that you know
>>564160990SOTL is the most famous example of a "you are the bad guy actually" game
>>564162924absolutely fan-fucking-tastic
>>564162924its peam...
>>564162991I don't really care about the psychology of retards, especially mutts.>used by third worldersno need to announce that you're clueless and retarded. they only have access to the free shit, while the actual good ones require a bit more, especially local.
Helldivers?
>>564163196>The secret lore of Placidisaxx and Bayle Miyazaki doesnt want you to know about
>>564162351>>564163002>>564163086>>564163196absolvte sovl
>>564163279sorry we are too busy masturbating to loonafanboy04's masterpieces
>>564162924Damn, I assumed AI because of the weirdly straight and uniform out-of-bounds coloring along the right arm, as well as yugely uneven coloring that seems more like imitation than anything genuine.
this feels really forced
207 is a seething turd worlder
>>564163481>robutt AI sloppa anon is acting jealous and tsundere because we are paying attention to someone else's artcute!
what low income trailer park did you crawl out from, christ lmao
>>564163481Cogsucker
>>564163640I wonder if using "cogsucker" would get you warned or banned in the official hd2 discord
>>564163604ah a schizo. well, whatever makes you feel good lmao. remember (You)s don't pay.>you now remember an actual furry moderates the AH discordgrim tidings
ai was such a mistake jesus christ
>>564163207>I don't really care about the psychology of retards, especially mutts.I don't know, maybe it's because I first started going on 4chan when sanic oc cringe threads were still popular but it's always fascinated me. Maybe it's because I was underageb& as fuck at the time but it left a big impression on me, and I remember trying to imagine what these people were like or what their thoughts would be like or whatever. Nowadays I'm pretty jaded to that stuff and it takes a truly exceptional autist for me to be shocked.>they only have access to the free shit, while the actual good ones require a bit more>aieeeee noooo my sloppa is better than the free thing saaaarLmao cope jeet.
>>564148591attached: Frumentariiis non agricola, sed pathicus est. frumentarii natem eam metunt quotidie. divisio: umbraeordo: nigercalcei tui: surrepti sunt
>>564163765remember to firebomb sam altman's house
>>564149087Extra throwing distance is PP for high IQ people.
cringedivers
Deviantart still has gems to behold
>>564163819Just say you're equally autistic lmao. No need to type all that cope out. Anyways I'm not really interested in your semantics when all you do is just encourage the worst type of autists like CWC. Shit, is that why American comics get routinely raped by Eastern ones too?
damn, the tenderizer feels pretty good
>>564164369wait, does the helmet on bottom left actually exist in-game?
>>564164064Futue te ipsum
>>564164417remember to increase it's firerate by holding R to make it feel even better!
>>564164429It's a pre-order armor. Cavalier of Democracy.Don't worry though, Swedes said they're coming soon! Just two more weeks.
>>564164429Its a pre order! :(
>>564164417>>56416453235 rounds mag
>>564164787es fini..
>>564152147I imagine canonically the training mission we do where we learn how to use a liberator, machine gun and OPS before getting frozen is purely for standard B-01 helldivers. Siege Breaker helldivers for example probably have their own training mission which shows them how to use the hammer, trident and grenade launcher before getting frozen. the super destroyer selects which helldivers to reinforce depending on the loadout selected
>>564164787Work wonders on illuminate and bugs. Just take your siege ready and be done with it.
>>564164376>no need to type all that cope outWhat a retarded thing to say. I'm not coping about anything, I'm just stating my opinion about why I think deviantart lolcows are interesting so at best I'm blogposting. Do you twitter shitskins never have discussions? I don't actually care if you like your premium AI sloppa better and find it more entertaining. Plus my post was quite short, the one you typed to respond with is almost as long.>Anyways I'm not really interested in your semantics This discussion has nothing to do with semantics. You do not know what that word means because you are retarded.>all you do is just encourage the worst type of autists like CWCWhere did you get that I encourage them, retard? I only said I find them interesting, or used to. The Chris-chan shit became old about a decade ago honestly.>Shit, is that why American comics get routinely raped by Eastern ones too?Very odd thing to randomly bring up. This, your xitter screencap, low IQ and love for AI sloppa is telling, you're definitely a turd worlder and potentially an actual jeet.
>>564165152the chink armor is ugly though
>>564164532yeah it just instantly deletes overseers
>>564165241lmao, it's so ugly even chinks themselves don't use it
>>564165241your urban legends???
>>564165198I neither live in a 3rd world or brown lmao. You do know if you're low income in the US you're not that much better than a 3rd worlder right? Also are you just completely unaware that there are 3rd worlder artists too?>Plus my post was quite short, the one you typed to respond with is almost as long.I never said I didn't read it, just not really interested in it. English is your first language right? Also you're actually retarded.
>>564165241I use Cinderblock.>heavy armorSkill issue, stop fucking rundiving.
i feel naked without strafing run
>>564165863Same, I used to take 500kg with me everywhere but after nooooooticing that it does fuckall damage and only looks cool, strafing run has been my bread and butter.>activates fast>usable on every front>5 charges before you need to rechargeNo other red stratagem compares.
>>564162351>shoulder mounted rocket podsUuuuh future stratagem? Press 5 and it fires smaller versions of the eagle rockets
>10 more day till the end of the month and we still hear nothing from Arrowshart
>>564165863naked leandivers...
>>564166107>the 23th is on Thursday3 more days TRUST THE FUCKING PLANS, if we don't have a trailer by then I will livestream myself eating shit and shooting my head off with a shotgun, screencap this
>>564164435o, futue te ipsum Vir Scorteus. fortasse hanc rem hic in arena constituamus, si te fortem esse putas
>>564166013What about the auto lock mini missiles from iron manJust add iron man
>>564165634>I neither live in a 3rd world or brown lmaoRoom temp IQ babble.>You do know if you're low income in the US you're not that much better than a 3rd worlder right?I'm not american. I don't know why you keep randomly seething about them, nobody mentioned mutts. You must be pretty mindbroken.>Also are you just completely unaware that there are 3rd worlder artists too?Non sequitur, as expected from a sloppa brained mouthbreather.>I never said I didn't read itI didn't say that either you dumb faggot. Just that you're retarded for saying "you typed all that" referring to a pretty short post. >not really interestedStill replying and still seething.>English is your first language right? It's not.>Also you're actually retarded.This is a really fucking stupid thing to be hung up on, but if you want to go there you included greentext I just copied from your previous post. I only typed like 2/3 of that, and if you think ~40 words is a lot then I'm not surprised you're this mentally deficient. Nigger.
>>564160821I searched,it's true,how did you know?
>>564167130rapefugees in sweden raping women and swedish guys just watching and doing nothing has been a stereotype for 10 years anon.
>>564167130Who do you think did the rapes
>>564167197>>564167450thank you,I learned where not to travel,I actually learned something and search for it,thanks anons
>>564166960Dude, it's getting worse lmao. I hope you're not that Gucci faggot people are talking about or a furry but it's pretty obvious you're an autist at the very least. >>564167130>how did you know?Because I looked it up. >Germany actually higher than SwedenJesus Christ lmao.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242519810262/76561198066017633
>>564167627The chance of getting raped is never 0Cmere boi
>>564167802failed to join, full already?
>>5641678022/4
>>5641678023/4
>>564167673>gets btfo>aieeeee you're a furry! you're gucci!Holy kek, you're seething so hard just because I called you a sloppa jeet.
>laser sentrywhats the niche this thing fits? >heavy armour is pen but it fucking kills itself if it has to target anything with a substantial hp bar or a lot of trash, which it will target.
>>5641678024/4
>>5641678025/4
>>564168691pissdiver nichethat's itthere's no practical use for it that isn't done better by another sentry
>>564168691>whats the nicheWhen you want a sentry that is worse than all the other options but not as shit as the flamethrower one
>>564168685I like how you omit the autist part. Glad we're on the same page, autist anon.
>>564167915
>>564168860You didn't deny being a retarded jeet anon.
>>564168691They should give the LC sentry the same cooldown time as the Flame sentry and give it the same attack range as the MG / Gatling sentry
>>564169019Did you literally memory hole the point where I said I wasn't from the 3rd world or brown? You're literally seething so hard you hallucinate shit and have been just make up shit. I'm going to ask again, English is your first language right? How are you this illiterate?
>>564168691I only use it when lasermaxxing for the memes.They really need to give it a buff. Either remove the overheat mechanic, or double its damage. Or both.
bwaa
>>564169192cringe
>>564169192What's the passive on this armor?
>>564148591Where does this dumb shit come from? Some reddit or discfag group?
>>564169347sample sniffer
>>564169162>Did you literally memory hole the point where I said I wasn't from the 3rd world or brown?So you didn't deny being retarded?>You're literally seething so hard you hallucinate shit and have been just make up shit. More low IQ babble. And nice projection, you're seething so hard you're not even making coherent sentences. You also completely made up an argument about semantics in your head earlier.>I'm going to ask again, English is your first language right?Did you literally memory hole the point where I said it's not?>How are you this illiterate?Nigger you just wrote "have been just make up shit" in this same post.
>>564168691constant anti armor pressure at range but unfortunately kills itself as a retarded mechanic sweden tries to disguise as a selling point. you should be able to manually change out heat sinks on it or something.
>>564168691>gimmick of lasers is heat managment>laser sentry has no heat managment>it also has the same maximum lifespan as other sentries>even if you could manage the heat it wouldn't stick around longer than any other sentryjust what were they thinking?
>>564169863It should just go on cooldown or have a long reload when it burns its heat sink. Having the turret destroy itself is far too harsh of a drawback for a sentry this mid.
>>564169797I'm genuinely baffled because you forget what I said a mere 3 posts later. I'm not even defending AI at this point. I'm just laughing at you for being this buttmad. Literally seething at AI so hard that you're willing to justify and even praise actual garbage no one normal would watch or pay even for free.Oh and just so you know, I haven't read your posts after you brought up the post length which was probably the most retarded shit you could bring up because it wasn't even close to being correct lmao. What the fuck were you actually thinking man? You should actually take the chill pill now though because you're just foaming now.
>saw teammate is at 1 HP and 0 stim left>pull out my stim pistol and try to land a shot on him>he 1 tap me with a giga grenadeI'm so fucking tired of this retarded playerbase
I want a FRV variant with a maxigun as its mounted weapon, also mounted weapons should have reduced recoil
>>564168691Pairs well with rocket/ac turret. I had great success using all three along with maxigun. One thing I really like is it acts like a tracer and points out enemies.
>>564168691It's good when it doesn't have to kill a whole lot of shit at once. I've seen it take out entire patrols by itself.I usually always bring an MG sentry, but sometimes I take the laser when I feel like I'm going to be going up against heavies more than chaff.
>>564170539sounds like it was balanced for d6
>>564148591>slent ghost
>>564170650You never want to straight ghost
>gun dog just hover around doing absolutely nothingThis shit is so trash even after so many months, I'd rather bring the Laser dog
>>564170361I just have it as a cosmetic item lately.Too many retards.
>crash on joinswiggers
>>564171217maybe he just doesn't like needles
>>564171291Then how was he out of stims?
>>564171370fuck, you got me there
>>564170335>I'm genuinely baffled because you forget what I said a mere 3 posts later.You like how you asked me twice if English was my first language?>I'm not even defending AI at this point. I'm just laughing at youYou are literally pic related.>Literally seething at AI so hard that you're willing to justify and even praise actual garbage no one normal would watch or pay even for free.What are you even talking about you delusional retard? You "have been just make up shit" right now. I simply stated oc donut steele fags are funnier and more interesting to me than the fags who do the same thing but with AI. Why are you having an actual meltdown over this?>spoilersFormatting your posts like you think you're on reddit doesn't hide your seethe. Holy kek what a sad faggot you are, literally pulling hairs over being called a jeet sloppa enjoyer and thinking my original post being 30 words longer than yours is a gotcha.
>>564171118I've never seen the laser dog do anything useful ever. Every time someone brings it the thing spends the entire mission firing at the horizon and spinning in circles, slowly stimtaxing the entire team.
>>564171462Supreme victory. Today's gonna be a good day.
New drawing :)
>>564171217>>564170361How are these retards still around? When it first came out they at least had an excuse for it, though they were obviously still retarded slave cattle.
>>564171751>super frito dust getting on the map toowhat a dork!
>>564148591over 9000 hours in paint
>>564171567A few weeks ago a level 70 pubbie (I'm level 150) was trying to convince me the lasdog is better when I selected the gundog in the loadout screen. I politely told him I have played with both and think the gundog is objectively better but he wouldn't let it go for like 5 minutes. I ended up brutally killmogging him and he left when we got back on the ship.
>>564171751CUTE
>>564171938based
>>564171938Replace "black level" with "bob level".
>decide to fuck around and do a ballistic shield + machete>fun change of pace and kill a handful>every mission end with zero melee kills in the player statshow long was that a thing?
>>564172041damn, should've thought of that myself
it seems today is all you see is illuminate in divers and bugs on tv
>>564172078how viable is this in D10? I don't want to bring the same shit every drop but also don't want to suffer because of a bad loadout.
Joel really wanted us to win this MO for some reason, he's such a kind and benevolent GM.
>>564172246It's okay, we're here to help.bob/10.
>>564172453>start impossibly hard>eventually make it far easierI don't understand why it's always like this, the opposite would make much more sense and actually feel like we won the MO instead of being handed a win. But I guess Udit has to farm izzat with a bunch of unwinnable level 6 gorillion invasions.
>disconnect>crash>disconnectWhat the fuck is up with this game today?
>>564149087extra throwing distance means you can throw stratagem balls harder, which means you can throw reds just that much further. you really do notice the extra range.
>>564172670It's just the gameguard pozzing your system.Had the same issue some days ago where the game refused to launch.Just restart your computer and it should work.
>>564170361>me and my mate run from a horde of squid mechas'>I have stim gun>shoot him so he can keep running since he is low on stims>he turns around and oneshots me with TridentThere is a good chance it's just some laser targeting bullshit, but I felt bad. And some other players do get weirded out from being shot with a stim gun. Sad.
>>564151390HD1 had the option to randomize your loadout for a small XP boost so if they were to add this it would be really fun
>>564164369Top right has been my squid diving fit for over a year
>>564171751Unrealistic, someone would have glitched on the table
>>564151217Because you're all from the same Super Destroyer and so the operating procedure for your Super Destroyer decides what types of Helldivers they froze
>>564172957It's already unrealistic from the fact that the democracy officer's fat ass isn't blocking the right side console
>>564172670>kill gameguard using CE>game doesn't crashhuh
Absolutely nothing make me more angry than calling down a tank and the faggots teammates just run away from it while they're getting raped by 2 vox engines. JUST JUMP IN THE FUCKING TANK YOU FAGGOT WARP PACK QUASAR NIGGER
>>564173028Then why do I get unfrozen on someone else's ship when I join them
>>564168691I occasionally bring it on cold planets. It's true that it sucks, but it does give you AP4 damage on theoretically infinite ammo, which does give it a bit of a niche. Everyone constantly bitches about MG or Gatling Sentry either running out of ammo before killing everything, or wasting ammo by firing while changing targets, well, the Laser Sentry doesn't care about that. And as long as you stick around and help it kill shit every now and then, you can buy it time to cool down to prevent it from blowing up. It also persists in the world for 30 seconds longer than MG or Gatling, so it's a bit more useful for long-haul defense.Areas where it could use some buffs are target prioritization (make it ignore AV5 enemies that it can't even damage), and maybe increase its lifetime by another 30-45 seconds (either that or reduce the cooldown from 150 to 120 seconds). As it currently stands, if you can prevent the first one from exploding you can have two active at the same time for about 50 seconds, it's a good place to encourage a niche so give us around 90 seconds of double sentry time.
>>564173195That Destroyer called in an order of your type of diverSo your ship just sent them about 20 at a discount
>>564173195Your super destroyer turned roadside and shot your hellpod into their loading bay
>>564170361>>564172770Are you guys playing at D5 or something? Any time I bring the Stim Pistol and heal teammates with it, I have never once had one of them turn around and shoot back at me.
>>564173093No I won't get in the small, hot, dark, sweaty tank with you.
>>564173093I didn't consent to going into the tank!
Droideka bugs when
>>564170361They should really change the sound on the Stim pistols bullet and/or make the Helldiver eho fired it say line "Stimming you!" because while Ive never sperged out like that, I have sometimes jumped and assumed at first that someone was trying to shoot me just because its the same as any other gun
>>564173581Nah I happen to be an Aussie and all the braindead fucking chinks I played with TK'ed me on the fucking spot for trying to heal them
I forgot how painfully boring normal squids are
>420 meme day>no free orbital smokescmon
>>564173856did they atleast get the interloper back?I still can't believe AH removed one of the two fun enemies squids have
Would be a cool idea if we could donate samples and temporary unlock special stratagems like the Incendiary Orbital Gatling and 120mm EMS barrage
>>564171217i've developed some sort of battered-house-wife reflex whenever i shoot low levels with the stim pistol at the beginning of the mission. i flinch and turn my head away from my monitor when i see lvl 18 joedumbshit wheel around like he's a stone statue ready to animate and shoot me.
orbital stim barrage soon bros
>>564174074>local stealthshitter unable to come to terms with his playstyle actively making the game less fun for others
>>564174074kill stealthfags
>>564172078i remember using machete+ballistic shield for a week straighttrick is to inspect weapon to skip swing speed, right click after swinging to shield as you swingstun lance is superior in every way though
>>564174074Me, following that guy with an autocannon in full auto.KILLING SHITK/D RATIO 200+SHOOTING EVERY PATROL
>>564174386nvm my internet is taking a shit
Im getting a little antsy, can we focus on beating the galactic war in the next week or so?
>>564174147Is this preferable to you over just not bringing it?
>>564158423main character syndrome is a hell of a drug
heres your content, brohttps://x.com/helldivers2/status/2046244098042954079someone from ah is lurking here. feels too apt
>>564174002It's just the worst mix of squid enemies. Fleshmobs, elevated overseers, stingrays but not in any meaningful numbers.Mindless masses are still worse
>>564158423>>564175795>"i feel like youre not taking my video game as serious as i am"
>>564174690>stealth sissy pings a patrol>crouches trying to avoid them>throw a strafing run at it and kill all of them>snipe a fabricator with the autocannon for good measurenothin personnel
>>564174074It's hard being a stealth chad
>>564175876Hehe
>>564175876I PISSED MY PANTS SO HARD WHEN THE WORD "DECEASED" CAME UP! GET IT?! BECAUSE HE DIED!
Why is it that AMR users are frequently depicted as feminine men
>>564176328I don't get it actually...
>>564176342Because they cant fight up close and need to be far away with a nice blankie and a cup of coco
>>564176364What do you mean you "dont get it"?! He died! Get it?! He le died XDDDD!! its fucking hilarious bwo!
>>564176441Bwo?
>close to winning the MO Joel did this
>>564175621exaggeration aside, i just can't not bring the pistol. the retards yearn to be kept alive just a moment longer; even if they don't know it for themselves. the feeling of being kicked for doing it hasn't happened yet though so eventually they stop shooting.
>>564176697I wish there was a mechanic for making us automatically lose MOs when the devs want us to for if we didn't deserve the win
>>564176342AMR is like right in the middle between useless and quite good, so feminine men like to use it because they want to feel somewhat useful but not too useless but still be overpowered by brawnydivers who bring gear to actually win the game
>>564177191>heal a lvl 9 cutie with my stimgun>do this like 40 times as we stick together (cute!)>one time he turns around and just kills me>"stop cheating in stims pls":(
I sure hope i can finish this operation with zero casualties.
>>564177560That is NOT real
>>564177513cute tsundiver "I dont need your h-help!" >:c
>>564177513Did you call him a retard?
>>564177560Hitler's top guy...
>>564176424
>>564176342maybe you need to stop fantasizing about femboys
Today i will use the 380MM HE Barrage
>>564174245>grouptroon needing others for a carry
>>564177683no, but that retard kept trying to kill a bile titan with a machine gun so I just left the game as I am sure he will fucking lose anyway
>>564178073meta shitter
Since they're obviously never going to fix the heavy devastators shooting through their shield bug, they should make the shields destructible with heavy pen. It's still be more optimal to aim for the exposed parts but at least you would be able to fight back while it does this bullshit.
>>564178073wise choice to delete 75% of a mega nest anon
>>564178131That one is kind of fair for an early player atleast but the stim thing is dumb because just why would you not assume that something being weird is just something you haven't unlocked yet
>380mm barrage>clearing nests>clearing even two holes of a mega nest
>>564178372you still get them extracted
>>564178234Meta? I always see this one clowned onI like bringing a somewhat "unloved" strat to the field after noticing what's not broughtHence why I announce my daily items like thisFun to bring a thing youre unfamiliar withDon't worry I dont shit up D10s I take these to D8 for fun
>>564178272why are you lying?
>>564178234120mm is the metaslave choice
>>564178034Maybe femboys should stop being so god damn sexy.
Interesting geopgraphy
>>564176697>create one defense campaign before the MO begins so it's almost completed by the time it starts>then another>then do absolutely nothing for an entire day to let time run out>then shit out a bunch of very high level MOs that requires pretty much the entirety of the community on the same planet>give the win anyway by creating two defense campaigns with a level so low, you just need barely a fifth of the community to complete them
>>564178073the god ol' hits fuck all except teammates
>>564178773Someone gets paid for this btw
>380>Napalm>Air Burst>ZapnadeGood lick everybody else
>>564178947They should pay them for every failed MO only
>>564179012Arc dog on top of it allMmmmm
>>564169514a discord group I was invited in lol
I absolutely hate maps with broken hellboms scattered all over the place in every nook and cranny
>>564179146link i need to get in there and start trolling
Alright that's it I'm leaving every mission with a mouth breathing dumb fuck retard that brings explosive mortars. Even with Bulwark armor I still die from being ragdolled
>>564179314Stay away from the enemies
>>564179171Why? I like baiting heavies or drops/breaches into them, or shoot them right as a drop ship flies by on those snow planetsI feel like they work in the player's favor most of the time
>>564148731You've got the heavy hitters. Borderline Justice for dynamite, deadeye, and talon, or viper commandos for smallwart, crack stims, and peak physique. Or fartdivers for an unbelievably useful grenade and braapdog.>>564152090>should probably be taking these on bot platinum grabbing missions?AT mines are honestly ass. But plat missions, by far best use of smoke, use the eagle. On other bot missions try orbital. >>564154790Warbond Tomorrow>>564159785It is. But sometimes the players accomplish cool shit anyway. Remember Beach.
>>564179404It does but too often a random one nobody even saw just goes off and kills someone
>>564154719>>564154790>>564179429Warbond Tomorrow
>>564149234god this is so embarrassing but i almost want to connect my shit just to compare my stats to the dregs that use this site
What KDR makes a good helldiver?
>>564179515I just set my clock ahead, its not tomorrow
>>564179659IF I HAD A BAD KDR, I WOULDNT BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN IT,. NOW WOULD I?
What would be the anme of our clan /HDG/gers?
anything that is significantly above the 52 k/d of the average helldiver because honestly everyone in /hdg/ is absolutely better than any random or elite clan larper.
>>564179963meant for >>564179659
>>564179963Wow 52?! and I thought I was good with a 2 kdr haha
>>564168691The laser sentry's niche is to be a longer cooldown MG sentry for situations where you'd really like to take MG sentry twice, but you also don't want to bring gatling sentry because it's a nigger that likes to spontaneously cut teammates in half. Laser sentry just stim taxes teammates.
>>564179954Stop it.
>>564179954/hdg/gers would be absolute kino
>battlefield 6 will get platoons back, a feature missing from previous games>this means /bfg/ can play with each other more easily>helldivers 2 still hasn't introduced the platoon/clan featurecome on arrowhead
>>564180429They don't want the blob organized
>>564180164It does well only when paired with AC and rocket sentries because it adds a distraction as well as finishing off stuff weakened by the other two with ap4, but at that point you're bringing 3 sentries so it really is shit.Hulk kill time of about 7 seconds with nothing else helping it and it manages to survive.It should have MG sentry cooldown time.
>>564180824IT'S BAD
I always have creamy dreams abou this game getting incredible updates and then I get back to reality and it makes me sad,IS THERE ANYWAY THEY TAKE THE GAME AWAY FROM THOSE SWIGGERS?
AMR on squids?
>>564181020Harvester removerGood for crescent faggots too I guess
>>564180946I had a dream that this defense MO was because during every defense they were introducing more and more of the Illuminate cultist units because they were like ramping up their crusade, and so I woke up really excited to play to try them out and was confused why they werent there before I fully woke up and remembered it was a dream
>>564180910HELLDIVERS II
Im sneakin into Leda's goon cave and stealing all the pictures of Miquella.
bots or bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242536165272/76561198088743
>>564179012Ever since they buffed the quantity, I think that zapnades are legitimately good. Niggers need to stop running at the tesla tower in a can. The area was clear of friendlies and full of enemies when I tossed it over.
>>564180824>>564180910That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad
>>564181020Yes.
>>564181398Don't you daaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post them, if you're so brave.
>>5641815122/4
>>5641815123/4
>>564181704How do i get my stats though
>>564181512fvll
>>564182159i logged in with my d*scord, then you just have to screenshot the top and bottom of your career page and upload those
>>564181546arcs are great because they attract enemiesproblem is it also attracts helldivers
>>564181704
>”One day, someone who looks like me… is gonna kill your whole fucking race.”Fucking rest in peace, Helldiver. Our way of life, galaxy-wide, paved with the skulls of those who’ve died.
>some guy joins>immediately get the stim bug>black screen when returning back to shipguess I'm going to have to kick players with shit connection because the swedes can't code for shit holy fuck
>>564181149The M90 used to have a niche as a side grade to the punisher or double freedom but now it’s totally outclassed by the sweeper. It’s still usable but there’s no (meta) reason to use it over the sweeper.
>>564182340lmao I'm not doing that.
>>564182749yes you will
>>564182563Aw :(
>>564182614They said in an interview that they chose not to add in a system for viewing player's ping because it could be used for discrimination
>>564183046There is no fucking way lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQRemember to join pub games and have fun.
>>564182614I just kick chinks on sight.Saves me a lot of trouble I'm sure.
>>564171950Having med pen makes the gundog a million times better.
>>564183584but chinks might give me free SC
>>564183583>and have funYou cant make me
>>564183046That's bullshit but I believe it.Since there's a 'show latency' option in the menu and the number never changes no matter what.
>>564182563o7
Idk the average chink I've met has been better than the average westoid
>>564183136this is why pretty much no AAA slop shooter shows your ping or actual KDR these days
>>564181512one anon had to go 3/4
>join pub>host says "hey bro some guys just quit because they were bad thanks for joining">Laugh with him>Game crashes upon death>Can't rejoin because fullGOD FUCKING DAMMIT SWEDENNOW I LOOK LIKE A HYPOCRITE FUCK YOU GRAAAAAAAHH
>crash yet again after having to reinstall gpu drivers to fix earlier crashim done i have returned to civilian life
>>564185694reinstall game guard, delete your %appdata% hd2 folder (will likely reset settings and keybinds) and check your RAM. Or reinstall the game on another drive and see if that helps. You never know what manner of bullshit is fucking with you.
>>564185475>>564183794>>564183136>>564183046
>>564185898>no disagree button that automatically requests a refund of the product and deletion of your DISGUSTING piece of shit chud dataperformative faggotry
The m90a shotgun makes me sad
There could be squids in this very thread
>>564186326If only we'd gotten the m90 instead.
>>564172652The whole reason it became such a "nail biter" was that they refused to issue attacks for an entire day due to the DSS Orbital Blockade effect being active, and then sent out two impossibly hard ones simultaneously once they could guarantee that the DSS couldn't go to those planets with the effect active (e.g. the DSS effect had about 8 hours of time remaining and a vote just happened less than an hour ago). It was sheer pettiness on the part of Joel.>>564178239Anon, you can already shoot through their shields right now, just use something with explosives.
>>5641815123/4 still BOTS 2 missions remain
>>564186465I can't wait for the next mo> defend against 5 attacks>only attack 4 times during the period>MO FAILURE Izzat!
>>564180824>wants to make it a stratagem weapon with heavy penJust make it medium pen and up the damage a bit.The first stratagem shotgun should be a heavy pen fully automatic shotgun OR one with explosive rounds.
>>564183046I was about to ask this shit. I'm so sick of Swedish incompetence man. Hope the rape rate increases even more.
>>564181512join right fucking meow 3/4
lmao
SUPER CREDITS STATUS>2180
>>564187292join a high level d1 chink lobby on the most populated bug planet if you want more sc
>portable hellbomb>in a defence mission
>>564187292I remember seeing some anon farm like 200k SC in an old thread.
GUYS TURN ON THE NEWS
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>564187292Like 17k
>>564188513How do they keep doing this?
>>564188639Hm... I will use these medals to buy the lockstep emote.
>>564188639>fat medals>fat SC>fat samplesI'm ready for the new bond
>>564189183
>>564188513>>564188639Finally I don’t have to grind nonstop squigger missions >>564179429Tbh I want to like the speargun but don’t really notice the gas if its effective or not, I have been maining the leveler ever since I got it, can I be Hitler’s top guy with gassing them?
LET'S GOOO WE victory_quote_3_outcome_2_agreeable_grunt_penguin_yay_1
>appropriators + mindless masses>there's no appropriators at all, it was just regular illuminate??????
>no new content until the 30th>AH will enter their summer vacation in may>an entire month without content>june new content will most likely come by the middle of the month at best and at the worst by the end of the monthjust nuke sweden at this point
>>564190272lobby closed, seems like nobody wants to goof around.
>>564190272If you're using THAT cheat It'll work for your weapons, not for anyone else.
>>56418867522k+
>>564187449Ive tried that, it doesn't work
>>564149629Nigger no>carbineIncredibly unwieldy maybe my teammates who dropped them just had a bad setup I got redacted regiment and I gotta get used to being a sneakdiver or at least sniping with the eruptor
There not really gonna wait until the last day of april to drop the stuff that's on the roadmap for april, right?
>>56419141628th*
>>564191941Theyre not, noTheyre gonna delay it
>>564191416why would summer vacation start in may but then they'd work in june?summer vacation is july
>>564191941warbond on May 5th
>>564191941tomorrow is the last possible day to announce a warbond and release it one week latter just like they've been doing like the rest of the warbounds they did
>>564192087well i just assumed so considering they aren't doing nothing on their road map on may please don't tell me they are taking a vacation in may and july man fuck AH
>>564191941if not on the 28th then we might see an unprecedented Tuesday announcement > Thursday release
Buff the FRV give it more HMG mags
>>564192402Make it belt fed with no reloads. 1000 rounds.
Warbond doko?
>>564192402nah just make sure it doesn't cartwheel itself for unprecedented thought we should go above 20 miles per hour in a FAST recon vehichle
>>564192284>>564192087We have several "Red days" in may so that's probably why, it's not "vacation" per se its literally mandated closing by gov. Red days for May are 1st, 14th and the 24th.
>>564192736We!?
Theres been less leaks lately, did Arrowhead learn they shouldnt be putting stuff in the game before its actually out?
>>564170404The vehicle turret now does have less recoil!But the force now travels to the FRV wheels!Making it even more bouncy and less reliable on rough terrain!Yay!
Tridents really good on bugs huh
>>564149629>lib carbine (highest skill ceiling primary in the game)
>>564192846Around last year Sony started issuing tons of DMCA's and things got taken down so quick it was pointless to post it (on reddit and twitter, where most of the dataminers posted). Now it's all just done by closed circle discord faggots who sometimes drop some stuff.
>>564192736What about the mandated swede spring vacation, summer vacation, autumn vacation, and winter vacation?
>>564192736guess i was wrong but i can see AH taking a full vacation anyway i have zero expectation for this company anymore
>D10 illuminate blitz>all 3 pubbies just killing non-stop waves in spawn area>decide to go on my own>clear all outposts on map (think they did just one light)>they are still mostly around starting area>out of time, make my way with lucky FRV find to extraction>pubbies finally at extraction dying one by one>last pubbie obviously trying to teamkill me for some reason with his stupid laser cannon>gets mauled 2 fleshmobs and 1 harvester>rundive a bit since I cant take on all these enemies alone>extract>get kickedEvery time I think of giving pubbies a chance I get a bit more depressed and it always ends up shit.Lobby dokko.
>>564193853I was going to play some solo zombies but here's a lobby. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242548172891I dunno what we're doing yet.
>>564193227>>564193756It varies from company to company but believe it or not i think AH takes less summer vacation than other companies. Alot of factories etc close completely for about 2 months of the summer we get which Ah can't do i think due to their own roadmap. There's also the rule that everyone has to get 25 days payed leave at their own choosing + AH employee rule that you can read on their hire list where they state the company gives you 1 free day a week to take off or whatever it was, i don't fully remember. I don't work there but as a Swede i know how some of it works, but they're also Stockholmare who are elitists so they probably feel like they deserve less work.
>>5641940703/4
>>564193227only kids have spring, easter and autumn vacations. Not saying that arrowhead will do any work either way.
>>564187829pray i dont enable dupe-stratas and take 4 of them.
>>564195136>only kids have spring, easter and autumn vacationsNot entirely true.Most people will choose to have their vacation-days there because they want to spent time with family (their kids that are on vacation).
>>564187829I WILL suicide dive over the wallsI WILL kill the 3 enemies that survive past the 10 second timerI WILL do it again
>>5641872925.7kThank you, chinks.
>>564192402Just change it so it's a built-in Maxigun with 2000 rounds.
>>564192402Let me put an AC on the car already
>>564187292either had 58 or 68k can't be bothered installing the game again
>>564187292
>>564192402give it a hellbomb on the front
alright wich of you fuckers uploaded the arrow mod to nexushttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12928
>>564191461The game's totally dead right now because the swiggers don't fucking do anything and are content with the game stagnating a week into any epic lukewarm event or patch
Erm bro? You dropped th-
>>564196240whats wrong with that? >not the anon that uploaded it but I was looking for it the other day.
>>564196815ill give it to the end of the week so arrow head patches it
Chinks are genuinely fucking awful at this game. They all died about a dozen times before I looped back to them.
>>564196240it was on there before and got taken down before>>564198624lollmao
>>564198814>leave the host's general area>game suddenly becomes easy as fuckMany such cases
>>564191941>He thinks the Swedes will stick to the schedule whatsoever Lmao
>>564198945Spawns are so high on these Squid missions that I don't feel it gets any easier solo. I was just decked to the gills in dakka.>Guard Dog>MG Sentry>Gatling Sentry>HMG EmplacementApologies for the shit quality screenshot, it was snipped from a Steam recording.
>>5641872923890no farming or cheating
>>564199285>52 kills with gundogSo maybe 8 actual kills?
>>564199707Let's just remove stratagems from the game, not fair that they act as power amplifiers.
>>564199859Missed the point fatfag.
>>564200097anon there's an mg and a gatling in that same image mowing down the enemies and you're getting mad about the butt gun.
>>564199859Kills with the gun dog are literally not real, the numbers are made up nonsense due to some swedecode jank counting limb damage as kills or something.
>>564200160>he doesn't know
>>564199859>power amplifiersDogs literally conjure kills out of thin air
STOP USING THINGS I DON'T LIKE, STOP KILLING LOTS OF THINGS, STOP HAVING FUN
>>564200283>>564200260>>564199707Who complains about this? It's not like it changes the fact that current Squid spawns are the highest we've ever seen in this game.
>>564196240it's a shitter version tooit doesn't have the unlimited draw distance tech
>>564200380It's okay little man.We made a little joke at your expense. Learn to laugh with us instead of thinking it's a personell attack.
>>564200380>Who complains about this?Anyone who actually gets 300+ kills in a mission and then sees the useless rundiver with a dog get 500+ kills just because he brought a fake kill counter stratagem with him.Swedes need to fix this shit and melee kills as well.
The truth no one wants to hear is that the hellbomb backpack also dupes kills like crazyThey need to fix that one as well
>>564200997es fini..
>>564200753this hasn't been a thing in a long time, schizo
>>564199859Unironically though, thats why commando missions are some of the best of the game, they should have committed to zero stratagems in them
>>564201294>see patrol consisting of 5 enemies>get a killstreak of 23It is a thing dumbass. Try actually counting the enemies on screen from time to time.
>cummando missions>Good
>>564200618>>564200753>>564200997Hey, just want to remind you that your behavior is really embarrassing and pathetic. You need to stop conflating kills in a video game with actual achievement in real life. Thanks and I hope you recover from whatever mental illness you're obviously suffering from :)
>>564201480Since you're so sure this happens you wouldn't mind quickly gathering some proof for us, would you?
>>564201541They would be good if they didnt have any stratagems
>>564201565You wanna know what's even more pathetic and embarrassing? Doubling down on your ignorance.You didn't know. Big whoop my dude. Calm down. Relax.It's gonna be okay.
