Didn't bake editionBloodstain >>564085483 >Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer Passworderg
erg is finished
Frenzied Burst starting spell when? I have such a good Frenzied Flame set up, but I'm too scared to bring it incase I never get any Frenzy spells.
GgI was 1 second away from changing the title to Nightreign (& Elden Ring) general. Maybe next time
>>564169343>sludge doing beastslop every runShe's so lame and cringe...
Movie casthttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/alex-garlands-elden-ring-theaters-3328-filmed-imaxr-production-underway-full-castAlso, JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?!
>>564169520gg i got some good loots
>>564169520>changing the title to Nightreign (& Elden Ring) generalIs this what winning and never losing would feel like?
>>564169530leave her alone
>>564169430Bring your FF build to Libra and revel in the rng of it all. Gamblemaxing against the gamble boss is kino.
>>564170031Oh that's actually such a good idea...Okay I'll do it!
>>564170247Punching this one in the face
>>564170031That's what most people did Pre-DoN just gamble on an improvements build, it was kinda fun. Still frenzy seal must be likeee 20% chance? Kinda low
>>564170106>>564170247I'll kill you
blacks
>>564169430The biggest thing that makes it not worth it for me is that frenzy flame with just 2x incant+2 lines and a fire atk+3 was outdamaging my black flame with 6 Godslayer school lines and those lines buffing it. It would be nice to one shot caligo or something but the incant is just flat out broken without building for it
>>564170770Onigiritaker...
>>564170378Its low but Libra seeds have the frenzy tower a good amount of times. Its like getting the hp regen on rot/poison dormant when playing against greg for me, it feels like what you are supposed to be aiming for.
good мorning erg!!
sex with temmie
>>564170770
your elden cast, saar
>>564170893>>564171045It makes me so happy every time. >>564170886I bet you could hit 10,000 damage with the full set up and a bunch of charged incantations...
>>564171189>no black woman for nepheliim scared bros
>>564171045>full of beans and kewpie mayo
Should I do Volcano Manor first or the big city in Plateau
Reminder lardcake got arrested for sexual misconduct against a minor.
>>564171353Did you encounter the funny looking girl who gave you an invitation to the manor?
>>564171189The girl whose second in the second row is honestly the worst actress I’ve ever seen. Her voice just makes you zone out
>>564171353Bounce back and forth but probably volcano manor, the assassination missions there will eventually take you to the city so if you do the city first you'll have to come back.
>>564171461D2 game btw
>>564171464It looks like its going to be one of those funded by china shit movies that has unneeded female chinese actresses standing around gormlessly in the frame. Kind of disappointing if I'm being honest.
>>564171461Nice to see the worst characters in the game get a win once in a while
>>564171461>wyldcuck 4 bar>birdjeet 3 bar>raider only 2 barYup, another win for raidGODS
>>564171646What?
>>564171459Yes>>564171508Thank you
>>564171929Have you seen movies from the last 15 years? There are very obvioius tells that a movie is being funded by china and the hallmark is the single chinese woman in a cast full of non-chinese. Look at Pacific Rim 2 where the hero ends up being a 20 something chinese girl ceo lol. The other easy tell is if hong kong gets destroyed.
>>564171646Would honestly prefer chinagirls over herhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AR4bX6DNmQ
>>564172346This feels like the sequel to that clip where recluse redirect Loretta’s arrow into a guardian
>>564172346Only way to top this is if someone else did it while ressing you and then you got hit the moment you stood up.
>>564172346out FUCKING skilled
>>564172497I like to think the curse is still active and things that she does always go wrong in a way that hurts Guardian only. Like she puts a book back on a shelf, but not fully in and as Guardian walks by it falls and hits him. She makes some tea, but she trips with the kettle and splashes Guardian. She shoots a moon spell as he gets in the way to tank for her and she hits him instead. Dodges Adel's grab into Guardian so he gets eaten instead.
>>564172816Hidden quality if the guardian breaks the brooch.
>>564171189I don't recognize a single one of them.
>>564172908Isn't one of them that Ron guy from Park and Recs? 3rd guy in the first row.
Who is the most dogshit Nightlord to fight /erg/?
>>564173090Technically gladius because he's a dog and poopsProbably
>>564173090ED libra by a longshot.
>>564173090It’s ED Balancers
>>564173090ED Balancers. I love that fight, but my lil stamina bar is never enough to fully get away as Rev. If I ever get out of position during the worm phase or if I'm ever slower than my teammates I feel so fucked, I just can't get away. I wish Wylder had a Lifeweaver like ability from Overwatch where he could just yank me towards him to save me.
>>564173090fulgawd
>>564173706
gg fun and sovlfvl dreg
gg dreglord that was my 2000th game as revenant
>>564173090ED Balancers. Pointless first phase followed by run and damage burst the. cutscene worm sections. My idea for it would’ve been like mantis lords where there are 3 but they attack by pulling others from the sky sometimes
>>564174003I kneel
Me when anon drops me staves!
>>564169430They will not give you access to madness from the getgo.
gg, the pain of playing tag with bosses as melee scholar
>>564174132Talk about the game or piss offThis is the general for discussing elden ring and not ERP
>>564174273What do you think ERG actually stands for?Erotic Roleplay General
>>564172346that she gets hit in the back of the head makes it so much funnier
>>564174273Fuck you! I'll do what I want
>>564174480Kill yourself you need to kill yourself for the betterment of this world Tolkien was right, evil cannot create it can only corrupt what good forces have made. Parasites
>>564174273I mean it is ERP related to ERG at least. It was about sucking the dicks of people who drop her staves in Nightreign.
>>564174132don't be mean and don't post porn ryas she doesn't belong in those
>>564174694True. My post was really relevant and ontopic>>564174681While he just meta complains baka
>>564173090ED BalancersMy idea for that that fight rework is 3 Smelter Demons. Red, Blue, Black.
>>564174938Kill yourself today
it's a sad new chapter for you anon hopefully you can learn to be nicer without life being too mean to you to learn that
the joke here is porn btw i'm not a troon btw
Trish
Can someone come help me kill the faggot tree hemorrhoid at Grand Cloister? I put a summon sign down near him.
>>564175507>I put a summon sign down near him.thats not how it works man
>>564174132Kill yourself.
>>564175549How do I do it right
>>564175507I can if you're playing on PC.
>>564175615summon sign down is for you to be summoned in someone's else worldto summon people you need to use the "furlcalling finger remedy"
>>564175409needs to die>>564174681>>564175593this honestly
>>564175781Well, can someone come to the Grand Cloister grace and put down a sign?
>>564175615If you open your inventory and scroll to the rightmost tab, and you read the tutorial tips there you will find an in-game explanation for many mechanics including multiplayer features.
>>564175892I will in 1 hour
>>564175593Every time you say kill yourself my tits grow bigger
>>564175892Password?
>>564175507How are you struggling against a tree spirit? You've fought plenty of them already
Does anyone know what Item Discovery actually does? Would holding onto a white one give you good chances of better orbs?
>>564176548Increases item drops from enemies.
>>564176583Yes. That was the case for Arcane in base game. I'm asking Niggereign. I suspect it probably works like arcane and better orbs is just delusions
>>564176548erg girls look like this
>>564176679I'm asking you to hang yourself.
>>564176548What is it with spics and obesity fetishs, is that why they all try to go to America?
>>564176753Why are erg girls so busty
>>564176794They're all mutted out and thus disgenic.>>564176824Kill yourself.
1 point in discovery is 1% increase in drop rates, so at 200 discovery you have twice as many chances of having an item drop
>>564176907People who tell others to off themselves usually die first
>>564176548pumping
the ergoyim have been pozzed successfully nice work trish you've earned your israeli citizenship netanyahu sends his regards
>>564176958Uhmmmmmm I don't get it. Explain with apples>>564176984Smothering this anon!>>564177168What?
>Somebody starts guard pumping like a child and emoting>I groan because I just want to play the game but I know I have to answer otherwise they'll get pissy>Have to do the mandatory gesture at the end even though it was an incredibly boring and easy game
gg horse holy ce kino
GgPretty laggy though
I miss levi...
>>564177442It's my turn to have the revvy, fuck off guys
>>564176794Latinxes are all addicted to porn. And when normal stuff doesn't get them going anymore they start getting off to disgusting inhuman proportions. Truly a raped caste of people. >>564176753>>564176824>>564176984>>564177342Refer to >>564174681
I wish there weren't so many purple straight swords so I could try for the funny gyro sword
>>564177531do triple revvies then
>>564177564Discussing other men's masturbation habits is like this general's favorite hobbie, weirdo
>>564176679It increases item drop from enemies in Nightreign. Arcane isn't linked to it in Nightreign, Ironeye doesn't have better item find than other characters from having more arcane. To increase item find you get the passives that increase it from gear or relics (you'll see that the deep relic effects that do so say item find instead of increased arcane).
>>564177531>>564177646Ya double and triple Rev is great. The game I played with another /erg/ Rev went super smooth as our Fred’s spun together and we spammed ults and spear and claw slop. It’s basically like having 2 melee characters and 2 casters at the same time!
>>564177719It's not just masturbation mexicans also multiply like rabbits. You never wonder why they all have huge families?
>>564178046No I mean you love discussing it lol
>>564177719>someone shits on my doorstep>dude why are you so obsessed with other people's shitting habits weirdo
>>564178046that's all catholics though
>>564178096>brown porn addict feels called outAs expected
Queen Marika The Eternal
>>564178337This is how I play
>>564178373is this also how you look?
>>564178439Yes
>>564178218I love how all the degenerates have the same tactics>wow obsessed much? just let us live in peace>chuddie, this has always been a thing we do, if you don't like it just leave>wow, what a weirdo,, so you don't like our degenerate habits? get a thicker skin
>>564178439Nope that's a man>>564178476You're a man
>>564178337I don't get it, why did no Tarnished ever want to lick her Elden Ring? Were they gay?
>>564176794that's a good question
Is the undertaker improve dex relic really required for a fist build? I've seen videos saying it's essential but with my own testing if the gold standard in fist weapon is the start fists, the extra damage from that relic at level 15 is insiginificant. I assume the improve dex is only worth it if you're aiming for claws not fists.
>>564169520That’s not happening so relax>>564170247For me only
>>564171189Not shocked at all by the number of GOT/HOTD actors just in what they shared especially if GRRM is a producer. The director has a go-to actor for lead roles which is always a sign of someone that knows what the fuck they're doing so maybe it actually won't suck
>best loot you ever had>base adel at the end
>>564171189Wow. A bunch of literal whos. This is going to be a mess.>>564171646>gormlesslyShut up
Are there any other series with similar PVP to Souls?It's such an unique, majestic experience.
>>564172173I didn’t know this. Thanks for bringing it to my attention Kek.
>>564178218>>564178332Welp keep crying about it ur seething does nothing
>>564177394This looks cheated
>>564180484this this this this
>>564171189so are they gonna use CGI to make the demigods all 10 feet tall
>>564175507You mean the strey demon reskin? Nani are you talking about? Or the rot snake?
WOW this pvp is so unique and interesting.........
>>564169676Comes out March 2028 btw
>>564169430The only frenzy spell I like is the laser
>sit down to watch elden ring the movie>they will only show godrick and radahn (what most people know about and do before quitting)>malenia cameo at the end of the movie>let me solo her doing some bullshit at the background
>>564174938>>564174707>>564174480>>564174132>>564175230My wives are so attractive…
I am a chargerthat charges through the night
>>564180991will people still care about elden ring in...2028? like...i guess, bro...
>>564180695You don't have to tell us you're a worthless thread shitter with no self awareness we already knew
gg bug spray
gg, normal bugs stomper
>>564181226>wahh wahhh
>>564180784i would've done it in a yellow relic if i wanted to cheat
>>564181217did you know it's literally one of the top 20 best selling games ever? Wikipedia has it at 30 with 30 million copies but that's because they haven't updated their source, it's over 40m by now per Alinea Analytics which would place it at #19.
>>564181246normal bugs always feels longer than 3 bugs for some reason
>>564180991wolfy
>>564177364might as well stop playing then nigga, you don't sound like you're enjoying yourself anymore
Which Nightfarer gives you the big dopamine synapse firing /erg/?Wylder with the big kaboom, Ironeye railgun, Guardian making even gods bonk off him, Executor parrying the world.Whatever it might be, which is it?
>>564181386You're right, I'm not a God at the game but I fucking hate the fact that I can get non EDs in D5, it makes the whole thing so pointless, also everybody knows what they're doing and destroys the game most of the time, very rarely things go super wrongI even tried climbing from 0 to 9999 again and I only lost once during that climb, though to be fair there were a lot of close calls, maybe I should do that again
>>564181447Shut up!!!
>>564181273>>564175593
>>564181098I fucking love that thing
>>564181447Wylder has the best Ult for neuron activation, they really nailed it feel/sound wiseGeneral gameplay is probably duchess though, cant beat the crutch dodges
>>564181367Yes, I know. But if I'm being honest I think modern numbers are very inflated (to say the very least). Something like Lethal Company sold 20m copies, should there be a movie about it too?Discussion about Elden Ring fucking plummeted, most "gamers" don't even play it (25% of people that bought it on Steam never made it to the Roundtable Hold). It will be some nostalgia filled retarded nonsense just to squeeze the last possible cents from this IP
>>564181447Every time I manage to land a single hit as Raider in D5 I feel a great sense of satisfaction.
>>564181447I fucking love star fist slop and risking going down because I'm retarded and I just know the stagger is about to happen
>>564181447>Which Nightfarer gives you the big dopamine synapse firing /erg/?When Rev does a fancy spin
>>564181447when my boyfriend and I emote kiss right before the night lord he mains wylder
1/3
>>564178337>>564179112Because it’s for Godfrey only.>>564178892Lovely canon.
>>564181447Recluse tits
>>564182763>>564181072Sorry I really hate to say it but those girls are for futa revenant only I don't make the rules its just the truth
>>564181447Dodging every attack coming my way as Revenant. I always feel like everyone is expecting me to instantly fold as her when I'm targeted, so when I cleanly dodge everything I get to feel extra cool like see I'm not just an L1 spammer, I got moves too!
>>564181447Undertaker licking your cum off the walls while wiggling her ass for you
>>564183186fapping
>>564183186interesting...
>>564183286who's that?
>>564182825wylder....
yo whats up diddybluds? got some new fire out of the oven gameplay over here fromsoft really peaked here and im a proud nightreiner
>>564183359OnlyKikefu
RoxyGAWD with the 2028 builds while every other chud is spamming Wylder/Duchess..
/ourgirl/ dotitao lost to ed augur...
>>564183650What am I looking at
>>564183772Trish being a bully
>>564183682She's not my girl fuck chinks they needed another nuke
>>564183650Roxy is cute desu
>>564184030She is japanese
>>564181447executor with 10 dreg stacks using his ultyou're basically guaranteed to lose the stacks but for the time it lasts, the damage fits the visuals
gg baby dogs2 hollows in a row how nice
>>564181371totally depend if your team have fire damage or not kinda like caligo
>>564184503no seal drop, sad
>>564181447Exaggerating things makes you look like a child
>>564182265I've done 12 dual colassal heavy jump attacks and raider has been beating the shit out of the boss too! It's already down to 20% hp... surely it's just one more hit from staggering! Let's make a risky charged heavy!>doesn't stagger>boss does a fuck off 1 shot attack the 1 time I run out of staminaFuck my gay life.
>>564184030Wrong Asians. Those ones were about to receive several dozen/hundred nukes (before cringelords stepped in) but never did
>>564181447Duchess cause her backflips are cool and the tik-tok sound is nice, too.
>>564181386This applies to at least 50 percent of this general but they keep forcing themselves to keep playing anyway out of some weird subhuman obligation to god knows what
>>564183359clearly some gay muscle tranny shit who cares
>>564183431Gameplay? FireBlast? Had
>>564181447>Guardian making even gods bonk off himlmao birdjeet as always guarding and contributing nothing but giving the mobs more HP
>>564181447Ulting 3 times in a row as undertaker and on the third ult the boss gets stance broken
>>564183650roxy and duowaifu are the definition of extra baggage
>>564180882no they’ll give them stilts
>>564180991That would be funnyThey take so long to put it out it actually just bombs because no one cares anymore
>>564185318Ishizaki has high hopes for us, that we continue to struggle, unto eternity
>>564185416Roxy has improved a lot, her builds are curious but nowadays she has the boss mechanics way more down
>>564181447any well timed ult is satisfying for me
>>564185472you wish but you won't get this from me
>>564185472after sex nap
>>564180275>HOTD>>>>>>>>won’t sucklol……
>>564183431>iron greatswordI swear that sword is rarer than marais and the other legendary greatswords
>>564185416Don't think I ever had a good game with Roxy desu at least he is just really bad and not griefing.
>>564183650this general is not ready for a night of dregs build, they still talk about no full HP negations runs as if they're some sort of accomplishment
>>564185490Fuck you
>>564186000Anyone running that shit always has the most deaths out of anyone else
>>564186000t. skillslopper that reached D5 that's decided to run Raider with that garbage and three bars at every POI
>>564181447Duchess skilling thru a hit always feels unf
>>564183431>Using a fire greatsword against DTS
>>564185570Mike is a gay buttfaggot.He has no interest in women. Let alone one that he abandoned without a second thought once she ceased to be useful
>>564186076>>564186184I see I triggered some full HP negation pussies, dying without negation happens, dying with full HP/succ negations makes you a triple shitter
>>564181447Saving both downed teammates in a nightlord fightGetting a perfect spellblast off, like Comet Azur on a staggered, Recluse ult marked boss
is there an easy spreadsheet with all field boss resistances or do I have to look them up individually on the base ER wiki?
freaky flying
>>564181217>>564181874You’re objectively absolutely right.
levi it upyemmy slurm it down
>>564186203And he won. I guess that makes him the ultimate gamer.
>>564186421Gargoyle - MagicBird - HolyTrees - FireHorses - Being hitDeer - EverythingLesser field bosses - Whomst careth
>>564187035no that just makes him silly
>undertaker looks cool>try her out>wow this class fucking blows it's awful compared to revenant>feel like I'm being carried playing her>damage is ass>try fists>they're ass an I keep getting one shot it d5 solo>day 1 is hell>fuck this class>...>it must be me I'm playing her wrong>try again>fuck this class it's shit>but she looks so cool>try normal mode>holy fuck this is ass>respect the build>try normal mode>die again>try again>lets take my time a bit be patient>okay>clear a few easy POIs>can buy iron balls from the shop>find a few landing charge attacks ups damage negation>suddenly actually able to trade>it starts to click>clear the whole castle just dodge charged heavy / uncharged>stance breaking all the banished knights>oh shit I can use her skill to go ungabunga poise mode and charged heavy through stuff>nearly killing everything in 1 or 2 hits>bell bearing hunter day 1 gets demolised>mogh day 2 gets demolished>dog gets demolishedOkay I think I'm starting to get why people say she's goated with fists holy shit. I feel like I doubt this extends to d5 though just because you can't trade so carelessly there.
>>564187198Didn't read
>>564187198Just here to tell you I didn't read any of this
>>564187198I'm happy for you or sorry it happened.
Did a few 2 handed stagger runs and it does knock dudes over a lot more.
>>564187540This has been a thing since demons souls
>>564187198
>>564187198grok, ai generate a new humiliation ritual
>>564187604An anon said it was good in nightreign with the relic, it is.
not the best scythe but the idea is cool
So I'm trying to do an affinity build for Rev but with a back up plan of Lightning Spear incase I get bad RNG. I have 2 dragon cult relics with affinity +1 and a dragon cult relic with gaols on it. Do you think this is worth doing or should I just go in on +6 affinity? I tested affinity +6 vs this cult one with Giants Flame Take Thee and at level 15 with no extra buffs it was 612 for +6 affinity and 574 for the cult +affinity one. It seemed like a decent trade off, but I dunno. I need reassurance.
>>564187198I skipped your post but then I saw anons shitting on you and felt badIt's good to know you managed to get the ropes of playing undertaker, do you plan to build for her or nah?
>>564186287Wrong gay headcanon he loves his sister wife
gg white birds
>>564187873I'd just go with the affinity if you want generalist, all those dragon cult lines will make you want to just use lightning spear and then you're just doing a lightning build
>>564187943kekaroooooooo copperooooooooooooo
>>564188007can I see your relics?
>>564187198>anon discovers star fists/iron ballswelcome to 2021
>>564186287He tried everything he could to cure her and went insane partly because of being such a failure in that regard
>>564187776Why are you black?
>>564188471racism is so lame
>>564186287i got fanart that proves otherwise
>>564188058Okay thanks anon! That is true. I suppose it's time for whorefrost and bell to come back out.
Erg is an inclusive general we cherish our POC and trans posters
Should I cave in and make a beastslop rev build?
>>564169343So, any hope?
>>564188707Unironically true though
>>564187873+6 affinity, my revenant general build I use imporved incantations +2 I was going to do an affinity build but I like to run beast claw on her starting talisman which isn't affinity so I prefer having improved incantations instead so it gets buffed. That way I can use any good incants I find but also have a good backup starting spell.Affinity to me only makes sense if you plan to do something like halo scythe on rev or use other weapon based skills, if not just use improved incantations instead then have seperate builds for holy, fire and lightning damage with their respective starter spells, though you can get totally fucked by rng going all in on one type and fire and holy have pretty awful starting spells. Lightning spear is servicable but I only find it good against augur it's shit against pretty much any highly mobile enemies.
>>564188418proof?
The way the incants are "balanced"/designed in Nightreign really discourage you from interacting with the randomness and roguelike elements as Revenant. The pool is littered with trash, and the Dragon cum incants FP consumption values make absolutely NO sense for this game. Kind of just makes you want to stick to starting spell relics.
>>564188707
>>564188848yeah in the whole game
I still can't fucking believe this worked out
So, any GOOD Nightreign mod?Something like new map/boss?
>implying Micky Wazowski gave a single shit about his sister.He killed his other half.
>>564188985There is no such thing as a new boss in fromsoft mods its all reused assets
>>564188985whoa is that guts berserk?
>>564176548What the fuck bros??????
>>564189005Yep yep Michelangelo was a real piece of shit. Literally Griffith
>>564188471sorry officer my skin is lighter but blood and ds3 lighting makes me look black
>>564188985
>>564188985Some anon here was running seamless NR with new map variations + SOTE&DS3 weapons, it's kinda cancer in a good and endearing way, hope he hosts again
>>564188938Yeah I was playing a pure holy build yesterday and wrath of gold isn't nearly as bad as I thought it was, but holy shit the FP consumption is dogshit you get only a handful of casts at low levels, it needs to FP cost cut in half to make it usable and the whole game I found nothing better to replace it with, discus of light is rate and outside of that you have triple rings and radagons rings which is the only chargable spell but who has the time to charge that shit in a boss fight standing perfectly still, I'm convinved From don't even playtest this stuff it's basically unusable. I bet they still see revenant as a pure support class for buffing and healing the team instead of being a character that can solo.
Miquella and MaleniaSitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G!
>>564177364and that somebody...was me.
>>564189436its crazy they thought discus was SO FUCKING BROKEN it had to only be on one purple seal and nothing elseShit should have been the default for finger seal. or a starter spell. Or WoG should have been replaced with triple discus on the other seal. idk. fuck revenant
>>564176548Why does every single person here look exactly like this? Holy awooga boobers
>>564189454The only incest I want to see is trish and tinpo
>>564188938I fucking despise that seal with wrath of gold built in. Shits up the entire fucking purple seals pool and makes you not want to run fundy/frenzy. They should’ve just made it either grannqs circle claw thing, that long range frenzy or lauesex’s glaive guaranteed
>>564181098i will be using this
>>564189121This reminded me of that bullgoat holding two staves Guts "cosplay" pic You WILL post it NQVV!
>>564189454Non canon trash
>>564189692
ggs, please ping your rev claw when you drop it i want it!!!
kek
>>564190186Do people actually like planetoid titties?
>>564190186You don't actually play Uma, right?
>>564190230Name? For the cock list
>>564189621Discus is pretty broken, mine got 1-1.2k (2.4k of it hits the return trip) on the holy weak bosses. I remember saying revenant is too strong to make the rng too friendly with how school bonuses works even before the update. The update should’ve nerfed school lines % and just changed the incants around and removed some altogether
>>564182645We know homowyldjeeta
How do I make shartfartian fun
>>564190598switch to wylder
>>564190508what's that
>>564190754steel ball... run? omg is that a le jojo reference?
>>564190502this is someones hero?
>>564187873Idk affinity is trash, the math that it's only a bit less than proper bonuses checks out but during the run the damage is shit
>>564190186This is what /erg/ likes
gg sorry that was borderline griefing what a shit show, never again
gg sleepy libra, cool thorns dregs build always wondered if that could work but it sucks that low hp attack passives aren't very gooddash attacks kinda work but the stamina cost is much larger>>564188318which ones
>>564182645we know subby exejeeta
>>564190326you are homosexual if you don't
>>564191336cc lowkey kind of a femsissy clittydicky sissy
>>564188235Yes you are>>564188418This
>>564190326You can’t really call them “people”.>>564188501>>564188707>>564188803You have the wrong general you want >>>/dsg/.
Mikefags are all trans
Bros did you know if you stack passives on duchess she does damage? Oh my god so cool please give me attention
>>564189454fully canon gem
>>564189121yes. something ring can only aspire to.
>>564191739Lol trish seethin!
>>564191739Holy shit dude let it go
>someone calling me out on being retarded>must be my boogeyman yes
>>564191602kekarooooooo headcanon copearooooooo
Based Dragonball Super GOD poster
>>564191937Calm down
thread clogged
>>564192576Do you look like this
>>564192576we are calm.......
>>564189621>>564190514I personally think the problem is that From just can't into good spell balance, discus has the same problem as glintstone pebble and carian slicer, it's too fp efficient and does decent damage and nothing that's "better" is more usable. I've said before, but there should have been a charged holy spell that uses the halo scythe projectile with the great tracking. It's all just badly balanced, feels like magic was balanced around a regenerating fp bar like stamina then you wouldn't be counting every fp and have the issue that starter spells are the best once buffed.
>>564192576Oughh okay titmommy anon
>>564157663cooked us here ngl
>>564191965 (me) meant for >>564191667
>>563859489you made them shut up
>>564190508> cockdarn… i don’t have that anymore . . .
>>564190931>>564192583Shut the fuck up
Big Uma musume tits.jpg
>>564193709>>564103963
So, what happened to Nighreign cast in main timeline?
>>564193798are /erg/ culture
>>564193697trish did gender-affirming surgery? so brave...
>>564193983I dont know why would anybody do that shit looks like an open wound
gg Dr.House
If you could buff one thing for a nightfarer what would it be?For me, Revenant should have passive FP regen or regenerating it on hit, since she's supposed to be the other caster she should either get it slower than the Recluse or faster if she fights directly instead of literally nothing
>>564169530xhes desperate
gg mystery jelly ED flavour
does this game have a performance mod or somethingi have like a gtx1050ti so i dont really expect to be able to play but im double checking
>>564195072eeeeermmmmm..........
>>564171268You can’t barely see her. Lovely cheerful Wyldwife.
>scholar overrides my exalted flesh>he puts me above the below max hp threshold with his ult>does zdps overallI'm starting to hate this fucker just as much as birdjeet
>>564172346reclusebimbos are so dumb and goofy
>>564193798oh god I'm gonna coom, keep posting those
>>564169584weird ass (sh)art>>564169923lucky me art
>>564195072cuctail speed...
Every invasion is either little Timmy and his friends whose combined playtimes doesn't even reach 1000 hours or some AGP faggot with 5k hours in PvP who's an olympian at running in a circle and whiff punishing and will put on the royal remains set with the feather talismans + shield and cleanrot + bhs the moment """"""""""""she"""""""""""" starts losing.
>>564195589This. Realistically, if you played solo, coctails would be impossible too use, even if you had like a full 10 second stagger window. And even in trios it's hard. I wouldn't mind if they made them super strong since it still takes timing/skill to cook the one you want
>>564191642>You have the wrong generalNo no, this is the right general. We have people here actively worshipping trannies and talk about how much they want to have sex with them. We also have posters such troonboardlardcake who are only here to ERP and encourage such behavior because he is a tranny himself.Ye olde /erg/ is long gone. There's barely any chuds left. It's mostly just trannies and porn addicts now.
>>564195637Skill issue
>>564176981>>564176180Got his ass there
>>564195171nothing?im so tired of gacha games
>>564196015Yeah man keep encouraging the behavior that's actively killing our community. Fuck you. You're a piece of shit.
>>564195420What Nightfarer would Agnes play>>564196105There's not performance mods that don't require you to turn off EAC. I have a 2060 RTX and it runs fine. It's more CPU bound than anything because of the big map
>>564196105>>564195171Performance mods ban you from online play (yes, really)
>>564195842Where do you think the chuds went..
>>564191642Most popular poster in this general right now is an unironic self-admitted troon who would've been bullied out of /dsg/ in 5 minutes.
>>564195072scholar with a normal dodge would be much more fun to play
>>564187147nah hes based and you lost
>>564194110I wouldn't know.
>>564196573You couldn't bully a kid on a wheelchair fag
>>564196302You've yet to make a single good post ever.
>>564196573Who?
>>564196573Truth tea that will stain the thread over the course of the day
>>564196741But enough about (You)
>>564187198AGP: the post
>>564196898you can pinpoint the moment the euphoria boner was sprung
>>564196713Holy projection. Remind us which general is helplessly infested with troons again?
>>564197161We would be better off if all the troons got blocked so they'd have to play with each other or fuck off for good.
we must pacify the ergies
>>564197161>Chuds being self accountable instead of blaming chinks/trannies/kikes challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>564197540I'm sure it is the chuds who ERP and post egregious images.
>>564196784terr
keep troonies out of ergie sports..segregate the pw NOW
>>564185360jumping before ulting is certified kino with her
>>564197626To be real with you that's barely a nuisance, I despise the people who spam the same stupid shit everyday like the unexistant lolcow riddles or this kinda spam>>564197540>>564197626Where they just quote stupid posts at each other.
I'm okay with this fashion.
Q
>>564198419I'm also okay with this fashion
>>564198419xhe looks like she loses to White Male Knights
>>564198419You've done a swell job, pumpkin
>>564198419is it ugly on purpose?
>>564196813don’t talk to yourself maggot
>>564196275You seem… upset?
can someone ask xhim if xhis type B has abs?
>>564197678kek
>>564196573>>564197161Nice fan fiction. In reality, the last 8 months of dsg consisted of a brown maggot constantly begging and asking for “gock pics” and proclaiming their love for “t girls”.
>>564199380Surely you jest.
gg red birdsdidn't know scholar had enough stamina to do guard counters lol
>>564197790>>564197535your general is gone and never coming back
>1/3>2/3>1/3
gg red birds>>564199504respec scholar has 158 stamina with the scan, whats weird is they sometimes hit me with the second jab even when the first one gets blocked. I'd imagine thats quite annoying for a shit character like bird that actually needs to block.
>>564199671blocked...
Also why is the Elden ring movie 2 years away? I thought it was announced like 7 years ago
im on the niggerg ps
>>564197790>segregate the pw NOWq niggerg 1/3
>>564199894>>564199908omg......
>>564199380>a brown maggot constantly begging and asking for “gock pics” and proclaiming their love for “t girls”Now imagine multiple brown maggots doing that as well as openly ERPing. That's what /erg/ has been like since nightreign.
>coop game made the tranny population in erg skyrocketnoticing
>>564200281Yep
>pretending grass and noxtroon didn't exist
>ED Balancers worm wiggles in your directionwhat do
>>564200604use those little feets of yours
>>564200604Surgesprint southwest or northeast, depending.
>>564200604Dont be too far away.Don't be too close.If it swings the spear right > left, run away straight.If it doesnt swing the spear run towards it and to the right, turn and follow it when it passes you.
>>564200604do the prayer emote
>>564200604use retaliate then kill le worm
>>564199458Nope. It wasn’t *always* that but it was in just about every thread.>>564200121We have short bursts of erp. None of the other thing aside from an occasional immigrant post or two.
>>564201130>raidercucks unorinically believe thisKEK
>>564200414gg i was host
>>564200121However ruined this general has become, however mired in erp and degeneracy, quality posting endures.GGs and OC production continue.There is beauty in that, is there not?
it's literally just trish/tinpo/cupcake doing the erp shit, the rest of us are normal players who play the game and maybe say gg afterwards
>>564201163>wyldgay and iron sissy falling into each others armsI’m glad this is becoming canon
>>564195842Cute!
Shout-out to the birdtard bringing this to D5 dogsnot pictured: hp gain on great churches which he left us duoing two half days for
>>564201816Did he smell vaguely of the curry scent?
>>564201816Did he at least survive
>>564201816Most useful birdjeet
>>564201912nah, he three-bar'd to ed dogzI was lucky with rcluse ninvader drops so I was able to carry our damage
>>564201816powerful...
>>564201816but he's le tank! his job is to survive and pick you up when you go down! DPS? that's your problem, not theirs
>>564202390tanking?
>>564202686lmfao
>>564202686jesus h christ
>>564202648Built for wylder babies
>>564202686classic
>>564202946eeeeeeeeerrrrrrmmmmmmm.......
is raider stacking damage negation is a more effective "tank" than bird.
>>564202896>>564202946LOL
>>564201563Yes... I am also glad....
>>564203065Use the dodge button
Wyldcucks….our reputation is taking a beating tonight
>>564203345I do this
>>564203345...waow...
>>564202686goddamn I fucking hate birdjeets
>>564203398Lol you keep trying to force this so bad. Kinda pathetic bro
>>564203550Post nut regret be like
>>564203043Hi
>>564202686how did he 3bar when he has less likely...
gg dregmy teammates had to duo the run again, I'll just stop experimenting...
thoughts?
>>564203912bretty gud>3/3 and it quickly goes back to 1/3what's this?
>>564203912Beast claw isn't very fp hungry desu. Not bad doe
>>564202896love these funny hats
>>564204021It means you're the blocked
>>564204712It could also mean someone has the 3rd guy blocked
>>564203065yes since he can "safely" activate taking damage negation with his skill
>>564203065Yes because raider will use that damage negation to unga bunga like a retard but that at least does damage. Birds just block fishing for guard counters and do fuck all.
>>564203912Could be better but it's not bad at all.
>>564204712damn, practice probably blocked me after the shitty build tryouts he had to suffer
>>564192583Oh noooo I guess we have to unclog all the built up gunk? Jeeeez
Comfy queue of last week is officially dead. Eternal 1/3 has returned
>>564205164I don't think he can afford to block normal players these days
what if there are augurs irl and they live up above the clouds
>>564205247Posters like you need to be thrown into a pit full of hungry hyenas and be eaten alive
>>564205247Posters like you need to be thrown into a pit full of honry chuds to be bukkake'd and filled in all holes...
>>564205268pls I just want one more run before bedtime
diallos dying always fucks me up a bit. he might be my favorite crestfallen shit.
>>564201548Classic falseflag operation with no proof
>>564203468makes me smile every time. thank you.
yo nightreign general, are we hyped for elden ring tarnished edition? will we be doing lots of exciting fightclubs once that drops?
spellblade fc
>>564206327>>564206487lol
whatchu laughin' at whiteboi
>>564205636Kill yourself right this instant
erg fc tomorrow, be there or be square>fc rules (settings in picrel)varre's mask: mandatorypoisemaxing: mandatorybleed: mandatorymeta weapons: mandatoryplaying like your balls depend on it: mandatory>banned list (you will be eaten alive)mantis bladepulley crossbow(one handed) serpent spearbleed flambergethunderbolt daggersacred blade greatswordoffhand spear + main hand dagger
>>564206747Faggot. Go back to dag
>only pushback against people having fun not the actual shitposters like the spammersNoticing... Its probably the same ppl.
>>564206487make a picture showing the allowed gear + rl and ill consider
>>564206747YOOOOOOOOO
>>564206747can I join?
>>564206747>playing like your balls depend on it: mandatoryso we're all throwing?
>>564206869Trish, you are the single worst poster here bar none. Actually scratch that you're the worst poster in all of /erg/ history. You're worse than every shitposter combined because all of the posts you make is the most obnoxious faggot shit any person can have the displeasure of seeing.
>>564206869you roasted them
>>564206783erg fc doe
>>564206869>xhe keeps posting the sample version
Finally a game
>randos skipping caligo/fulghor/bugs>all bosses you can't haloslop to victoryI'm noticing...
be there or be sqear
What's the most worthless relics you've ever found? Especially Grand ones
>>564207661Meanwhile I never dodge and all I get is non ED shit and Dreglord
>>564207669i hope this happens
Do any Revs here use giants flame builds with o flame as the starter?
it's always an exejeet dodging games
>>564207350But enough about (You)!
>>564208143Thats a stupid idea that only retards do because dancer is strong to fire and both giantsflame and o flame suck, caligo is free so anything would work anyway.Plus When revkeks spam gsflame you cant see anything
>>564208363name?
>>564208627Ferrán Isco Salazar
>>564201410True. Way better than what /dsg/ could ever say.>>564201563>>564202946>>564203306>>564203398Stop your falseflagging
>>564208143O flame is not great, you can kind of make it work if you don't try to charge it ever, but then you're still just a really really clunky melee character with no HP to survive a stray swing.Giant's flame is an easy spell to get and Faith Dutchess/Undertaker have ways to amp up the damage and make it reasonably efficient, where as rev will have constant FP issues with it.
>>564208363many such cases
>>564206670>>564206327>>564206747>>564207494your gennie is gone and never coming back
gg mystery adelrecluse condemned stuck inside a golem is cursed
Ive still yet to see this famous "ERP"Just another scapegoat for threadshitters to divert attention from themselves.
>>564209363ggs even more cursed was the morgott invasion, I couldn't see him at all but at least I was able to resalso the morgott theme kept playing for the rest of day 1
>>564209393>trash melty
>>564209529>theyre duoing again
>>564209606>Random schizo namedrop>Heh.. sure showed themFeel called out much, threadshitter?
>>564209673I think they just cant play w anybody else because blocked/block
levi the bi where are you
Get fucked
>>564207684Anything with cont loss, poisonrot under max hp, and evasion debuffs
>>564210058>>564177496Strange posts.
>>564209529Another white woman tamed by exotic languages.
>>564210370what's strange about it
>>564210241Do you look like this, answer seriously please
>>564209393>Ive still yet to see this famous "ERP"Hang yourself right now you disingenuous troon apologist you're just as bad as them
>>564210241Hot anime bitch anon.
Behold the worst piece of shit weapon ever
>>564210595Thats not roleplay thats JOIAlso>He had to go archivefag because there was none hereConcession accepted
>>564209352/dsg2/ will return once the ds2 remake drops 2029
Gg Sorry about getting confused about hitting the invader camp. Guess that’s what 2 hours queuing does to you
>>564211019Puke lobby
>>564210815Behold the worst piece of shit weapon ever
>>564210850wtf is JOI>look it upwhy do you know this? are you into this kinda stuff? weird...
>>564210815that's not the crystal spear
>>564211245Im into crabs
>>564209842>>564209393Got him there
>>564210595This looks like ERP to me
>>564211019if you guys disagree with a ping just ping something else and we'll go there, that whole ordeal was pretty tilting since it took me a while to realize i was alone
>>564211317>>564211593But they didnt use *fucks u* asterisksOh oh oh pekomama
>>564208627terrjeeta
not today, starter camp, not today
>>564210412>random brown thirdie delusions >>564208363truth
>>564211569Fact checking status: FALSE
>>564211569True. This ERP falseflag is getting out of hand.
>>564211104Well that’s not true at all
>>564207596She looks cute using her husbands weaponry…
>>564211670I thought you pinged the lobster desu then I was landed and realized but thought this should be quick. Then got lost in the ruins and sniped by bats and archers. Then I kinda just got my wires crossed day two with what we were doing in the castle but I dropped 100k runes in the ruins so had to go get it
>>564211703Thats someone's mom you sick freak
>>564210595I always thought this was sludge
>>564211019pussy
>>564212012This sounds like adorable panic
>>564212012You're telling me you got humiliated and now you're purposely initiating the humiliation ritual?
>>564212012i pinged the field boss in the ravine since you can trigger the ninvaders at the cave entrance near the hidden churchdoesn't matter now it was just miscommunication
just seen a great dragonfly fall and die
>>564206747da tiff fc yuh yuh
>>564212634What was so great about it
>>564212634Good
Just unblock me at this point cc, its boring getting a game once every 3 hours when you queue
>>564212857don't even dream about it, trish
Actually nvm don't unblock me cc, fuck you, I don't care anymore
>>564212857creepy...
>>564212810thus always to bugs
ggs chugjuggers
>mfw the ironjeet in the team comes and tries to help kill fortis instead of going on moth duty (the only thing they're good for)
gg hellster
>>564212857Why not play a different game? Maybe try some Gen 3 OU?
>>564209529that explains what you were doing, i couldn't read your emote game at all
>>564212976I wish I had a duo, then the queuing wouldn’t be half as miserable as it is now. I don’t even really get what was so egregious about this setup, the scythe wouldn’t be doing much and I didn’t have many guard counter relics
>>564212857sure
>>564212976Fuck you. If you blocked me that's your loss. I've never played with you anyway
nightcuck drama is so boring
>>564213465>>564212986>>564212857>trashtinx meltyKinema
>>564213604that's sludge. I'm done begging fags
she's so fierce...
why cc blocked sludge anyway?
I'm not a fag
sissy on sissy violence
>>564213205I play randbats sometimes. I can’t be bothered team building
>>564210850>>564211569>>564211857https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560482615/#q560560605First of all, don't reply to yourself. Second of all, what is wrong with you? Why are you so deadset on defending actual trannies freely ERPing here and making these dogshit offtopic posts?>JOIWhat difference does this make? You need to understand these posts have nothing to do with elden ring and only serve as a vehicle for their porn addiction. Anyone with a single braincell can see they're low quality offtopic slop meant to derail the thread.>>He had to go archivefag because there was none hereThis is quite literally an admission of defeat. You're basically saying that just because it didn't explicitly happen today means it never happened before. Which I've proven to you is wrong. Hell, even your original statement is wrong because shit like this >>564174132 and >>564178439 is practically ERP in of itself, or at least alluding to it.Someone said all the worst posters here defend for each and y'know what now I see it. You people are fucking vermin.
>>564214009jeezasif it makes you so angry why not just leave, you're not gonna make a difference
>>564212857>>564212986
>>564211745>5 deflects to stance-break a foot soldierexejeets are pathetic
make up your mind
wake up, make up, get out there
>>564214009>incontrovertible truth draught straight down xheir throatsuh oh troonies how do you plead?
Happy for you or sorry that happened
>>564214553Idk it's funny seeing this guy hane an aneurysm when somebody posts boobies
>>564214136Second post was Trish. I honestly didn’t mind being blocked but they always seem to get queue priority in a dead queue.
>less than 10k players onlineyep, this game is fuckin dead, goodbye guys
>>564214704How do you know
>>564214009You seem… upset?
>>564214009>someone saidyouyou said that
>>564214709good. bad games deserve to die unceremonious deaths.
>>564214851Goes 3/3 > 1/3 then they're in a screenshot 40 minutes later. Then it happens after another 40 then I typically give up. Was getting games pretty fast last week when they weren’t queuing
>>564214553why talk to yourself
>>564215191Just saying that second post wasn't me lol
>>564214232Yup.>>564213690>>564213970>>564212637>>564209352
>>564215191i can unblock you if you can tell me why did i blocked you
>>564215505don't pretend to be me, he's already unblocked
Good now all the shitters can have their own lobby
Why are you guys pretending to be me? I'm not unblocking anyone, there's a good reason I blocked them in the first place.
>>564215725welcome to ergpeople pretend to be me every single dayDeeply rooted schizophrenia product of unrestricted internet access from a young age perhaps?Epstein?
Remembrance of the Lowly Threadshitter
crashing this gennie with no survivors
Nice
>>564216032me on the left
>>564214009Thank you from defending our thread from the coomers! You're the best!!!
>>564216220what's the difference
>>564216309Anytime, m'lady.
>>564216309*unsheathes bwc*You don't stand a chance
how does duchess stay fit when all she eats is bread
>>564216458I think everyone with a BWC should post it
>>564216474swinging daggers like that is excellent cardio
>>564216375What did she see?
>>564216593I don't think she sees anything in that mask
gg dino, beast sling is so painful with no cast speed
seeketh yon zanziring, woeful shitted.
>>564215865>>564215987>>564215723Weird posts
>>564216474Ydptg. She surge sprints everywhere and does 10 reps of running into every chair in the rth daily
>>564216504nice try slut. those are weapons of mass destruction when not handled carefully. within seconds they shatter brown minds and egos and within picoseconds they get pussies within a 5000 miles wet and ovulating. you wouldn’t know if the responsibility that rests on the shoulders of those in possession of it…
>>564216032>>564215593>>564212160>>564216375I’ll just be honest and straightforward - i look like this
>>564217212I'm 3bar'd and BWC is the only thing that can save me...
What if revenant was a Chinese martial artist
what if revenant was on my dick?
>>564218098chinese martial arts woman now available in Duskbloods for Switcht 2 exclusively
>>564218518
>>564218518This will not happen because she is an expert martial artist and would rip your dick off and then break 30 of your bones>>564218523Hooray
>>564218523She's going to lose to Vampire Chud with Mauser pistol thoughbeit
>you can manually aim grapple hook by maintaining L2 and aim with the right stickThis could be neat on mouse/leyboard but this is atrocious on pad lel
>>564218927I'M* going to lose to vampire chud with mouser pistol
>>564216504>>564217212>>564217795So weird
>>564219582Why did you roll? Are you stupid?
Agheel...
gg heolstor. spooky ending...sorry about the delay at the end I was cooking mah hp cocktail with mobs...
cant believe trish would grief us like that
gg heolstor, what a weird day 2 I have no idea why you didn't want to kill the last dog
>>564220121Oh it was desynced for me it dissapeared prease understand microscopic bangladesh company
>>564218523God I hope not>>564218690None of that is true
>[stinky dogshit weapon] IS UNDERRATED!!>"[weapon art] EVERYTHING" thumbnail> *ASMR voice* "hey guys, DivorcedParents here. Today we're gonna see if it's POSSIBLE to beat Elden Ring using only [stinky dogshit weapon]. Don't forget to leave a like and subscribe to the channel!">base-level vigor>no armor because it "makes the video funnier" (they actually can't play without light roll)>mandatory golden vow + flame grant me strength + howl of shabriri buffs>ash of war spam>"Well guys, turns out we can BEAT the game with JUST this weapon"
>>564220717Know what the worst part is? You will sometimes see these videos with weapons that are either just fine or actually strong, like I saw one where they gonna try beating ER with only remembrance weapons. Like are you fucking serious dude
>>564220262I hit the dog and then I ran away and it dissapeared on my end, guess Im never doing that again
>>564220717This is what I mean by slop content, its not as easy as you think to continuously pump this shit out to stay in the algo so the same few braindamaged individuals can consume this.
>parky cheering for aggy in deathless rando leaguehow do i get a gf
>>564220515It is true
>>564221267The question in itself is incorrect, what you should be asking is how do I make myself into a person that can get a gf?
>>564219582you got knocked tf out
>>564221619>incoherent foid babbleasking men who have had a gf
>>564222141This is actually self-improvement, alpha male looksmaxxer rhetoric.
>>564221619This, so much thisWE *clap* MUST *clap* BE *clap* BETTER *clap*
>>564222141find a girl that you really like and feel comfortable talking to, so that she feels comfortable with you too, and make sure you have the same dreams and aspirations, then dedicate your life to making her dreams come true and to making her feel like she is the single most important individual in your entire world, that's pretty much all there is to it
>>564222551i'm pretty sure most men with gfs don't do this. that's not it.
God Skorvan is so dogshit
>>564222483I used to say kratos will NEVER be onions, but then I watching this footage and spat out my dinner cereal
>>564222627your mistake is not realizing that the men you are talking about are men who will inevitably become men that used to have a girlfriend at best, degraded cuckolds at worst
>>564222667He hasn't played in months why would you randomly bring him up also he wasn't bad
>>564222627This is why you don't know how to get a girlfriend, because you men just won't listen
>>564222667Truth and I'm tired of pretending otherwise>>564222973You seem upset?
>>564223030You're an obnoxious thread shitter with no friends
gg white birdsspent half the game thinking i had dormant fists on oops
>>564222808that's not always the case so again that's not it, also i said gf not life partner necessarily>>564222974you're not saying anything
>>564223321gg angels! I got to learn that summoning Fred during invis will trigger the balancer dance party...oops...At least no one died from my mistake lol. You both have very good heads to jump on ty.
>>564223346>gf not life partner necessarilycome to terms with just never having any kind of happy relationship until you change your mindset or become homosexual
i miss skorv and his doro ggposting, good decent players like him were keeping queue alive
>>564223582you can just say you don't know
>>564223732I can just wait to be proven right by your own life example
>>564223815>you'll be happy if you become a homosexuali think you're projecting at this point
>>564224043got his ass here xhe is quite the slippery one but you managed to do it
Ranni is Brat
>>564224454pragmata is saving the white race
>>564223649We've lost so many, its sad in its own right but such is the way of things
>>564222483>>564222679vghhh so fvcking trveee!!!!
>>564224590playing with a doll in video games won't save the "white race" juan
>>564224590>>564224454guys i'm not white.
>>564224793thisthisthiskilling the elden beast, becoming elden lord will though
>brown AND commitment issues give up today
>>564224454>women don't fling>imply i'm a closeted homo because i disagreed with youmore incoherent foid babble, this is why i need a man's take
>women think men want flings>men think women want flingsits so over
anyone want flings?
>>564225117>this is why i need a man
uphold the golden order today
>>564225020Good, there's no shortage of browns in the world
>>564225020you don't need the level of commitment you described to simply start a relationship and see where it goes, so again you can simply admit you don't know and that's okay
>>564225501i need a gf for gf things, not opinions on how to get a gf. women just lie and say shit for no reason.
>tfw not white but born in western country>never accepted by anymore, forever this weird cultural ethnic muttliterally the worst thing to happen
>have the worst connection I've ever had, everyone and everything is spinning around and flying everywhere the entire time>can't read shit going on because half the animations are replaced by spinning>check, one of the guys is chinese>somehow neither of us disconnect from the game>somehow make it to libra>it's ED>6 fucking npcs spinning around and oneshotting me with invisible projectilesI wish I was recording. quarantine the chinese when fromsoft?
>>564225525if it's not the starting goal then it's set up for failure
>tfw born british despite parents being Indian
>>564225710sorry to hear that, i'm white as snow though.
>>564225763>i hate the chinese!based>western cringe ironic-weeb imagefuck off faggot
>>564225830(joke about already being in India)
in some ways my life would've been better had i been born in africa, but i would probably be dead.
>>564223649True, the fact that he made terrjeet seethe so hard was just the cherry on top. Rip king we all miss you.
>>564225792>>564225703>>564225525>>564225373>>564225117>>564224454What are you even talking about anymore
>>564225958CHOOSE: Happy and short life or long and miserable life?
>>564226145I have chocolate chip cookies.
>>564225792cool take but that's not what i asked. if you're gonna use this obnoxious framing then tell me how to get into a failing relationship
>>564226145it's just filler talk in between queueing
I want to be a cute erg girl...
>>564225960>>564225960Qrd?
>>564226263ok hmm nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh nvm
>>564226384you can't........
>>564226419>idkfigured
>>564226384walk the talk then, are you getting your thing chopped off?
>>564226384just be yourself
i blame dsg for all of this
>>564226384Impossible for you are a man
This made me laugh earlier when I killed a red beetle.
i know this pretty erg girl erg girl erg girl
even doe we can't be blamed for trannies plaguing your gennie 523
>>564226523Dsg infected us with the transgender disease now half of our posters want to be or are trans
its dsgs fault *rips them apart*
i'm an ergie girlin an ergie worldlife in plasticit's fantastic
>>564226384we know terr
>>564226738you can change my hair, undress me everywhereimagination, erg is your creation
>>564226685there is an epidemic of rogd stemming from the lethal levels of goonbait present
>>564226410he was jealous of skorvGOD’s successful streaming launch and became bitter when his own attempt didn’t do nearly as well and called him things like skorvjeet as revenge
>>564226263I'm not going to help you be a shitty person to others
>>564227080why
fruity men make me wanna vomit
>>564227414if you type out 15 detailed reason why that might be, I'll point out which one got it the closest
>>564227080i see, so you can get into a relationship, albeit a failing one, by being a shitty person. so you can get into a successful relationship by being a good person. seems like a bad or good person can get into a relationship. but, again, for the tenth time: how?
>>564226960Right, well, clearly you have no idea what you're talking about. Skorvan never streamed. I think you have him confused for zorban.
>>564227637threadshitters don't play the game don't even respond to them
>>564227571mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... no
>>564227637>umm u le mixed up the two names that sound virtually identicalmaybe
>>564227745kk bybye
>>564227637>xhe never watched Skorvan's streamsYou weren't invited
>>564227815u going to sleep?
>>564226410>>564227637It wasn’t because of that it was just because he posted anime/Doro all the time and that made him really upset for some reason.
>>564224590>pedophilic porn addicts are just doing their usual schtick>zillenials are fighting amongst themselves about the games depiction of parenthood>look inside>game is just moviegame quipsloppragmata isn't saving shit
>>564224590>Extremely idealized version of parenthood saving anything
listening to some roastie voice a little girl doesn't make me wanna have a daughter.
>>564224590You are correct. Nice work on making them seethe.
>>564227972Got his ass here can't lie
miyazaki pragmatalike starring miquella
>>564228106We all know parenting is hard. It's the equivalent of the people saying "erm in my culture we like food and family". We all know, no one thinks parenting is easy. The game is just highlighting the peaks, whats wrong with that? Do you want a 40 hour game where 12 hours of it is your stupid bitch daughter screaming because she doesn't want to eat dinner?
what would unironically save this dying gennie?
>>564228519turn back time and kill the guy who suggested making nightreign
>>564227918no I wanna play some elden ring first have you had something to eat today?
>>564224590I’ve been playing it and it’s fun. Nothing outstanding but very solid all the same. Good thing they’re leaning in on what people want the most right now.
>>564228519
>>564228681Something about that duck. It's shifty. I don't trust it.
>>564228616yes I had a steak I don't want to brag but I'm good at grilling
>>564228595too late duskbloods is coming.>>564228681what do you have in mind duckie.
q
>>564228517>Chuddie this game will save the white race and that's final okay???Incredible
This game is making me experience ego death in some form. I'll queue some regular heolstor runs to re-learn his moveset I guess
>>564228519compassion
>>564226565did you make sure to ping it
>>564226565Yeah, this beetle was really cool, I remember it too.I don't even know what this is supposed to do. 20% of what? Duration for the bubble one (the only good one)?
>>564229156brave
>>564227948If terr was shitting on skorvan does that mean this post >>564222667 and >>564223030 are him too?
>>564229364I forgot to....I was just trying not to be late to a fight for once. I'm always so slow reading what I want I lag behind a bit. >>564229389I'm glad you saw it too lol. It's gotta be duration, but maybe damage too for the spark ones? I saw people do a lot of Scholar testing with pots and bombs, but I never saw anyone do anything for perfumes.
>>564229156if you experienced ego death you wouldn't care about that but ganbare
>>564229156>assume if he's aggro'd to you he'll hit everything>roll the flippy bippy swings>remember the spinny swing on the last hit>during the dark souls 3 mlgs stab explosion wait until just before the sword hits the ground to release the roll input>during the rain sprint to the side >chug an affinity damage heal physick during the big explosion for free damage>during the ground explosion phase remember everything comes from the swing of his right armalternatively just halo slop him lol
white people be like: nightreign is making me experience ego death
>>564229792wowies thats me
>>564229792Even though that’s a brown thing>>564229562Very likely, sure
wowee zowee
>>564228595*Shadow of the Turdtree
>>564230046Nightreign is good
been into lillie x lusamine lately
>>564230331try lana's mom she is great
>>564230331elden ring (& nightreign)???
>>564230418those are my elden ring OC's
>press 500 buttons to buy 1000 relics>have to press 500 buttons to sell relics one by onei wish i could at least do a drag over of entire pages or filter by date or something this shit hurts my wrist
Post your ideas for run modifiers, I'll start>fall damage enabled>randomized nightfarer>1-2 less inventory slots
>>564230331That’s hot I’ve personally discovered some nice Coral stuff and also Mimo and Gladion
>>564231268zero gravity...
>>564231268>fall damage enabledthis will make great hollow unplayable.some probably fun modifiers>bosses don't spawn graces on death>everything in the shop costs double>no spiritspring
>>564228517You expertly blew out his pretentious know it all smart ass brown asshole with this well made point he had no valid rebuttal for thank you for making that clear for everyone in the thread
>>564230081>>564228472Both are valid
>>564231268Everything you said sounds terrible...Anyway:>red enemies have random status effects buffs/attacks (like enemies in NG+2 in Nioh games)>more talisman slots>more curses but more buff slots
>>564231954Would be nice if the town merchant sold a talisman pouch. Or maybe put it inside that room where you use the Cord's End to make it not suck so bad.
>>564231954Run modifiers are supposed to be always negative dummy
>>564231268fall damage is ass and rather than randomized nightfarer it could be a choice of 1 in 3 so you aren't forced to play guardian at least but it's still pretty assless inventory slots is just a straight up minus too, if you compare it to mystery boss/mystery map which technically don't affect your power levelprobably some bad ones but>all reds/dramatically increased reds>all drops are red, including whites/blues, but have 2 curses>dormant orbs now have one less weapon and one more passive>all damage deals random status damage>items can no longer be dropped and replacing items in your inventory destroys them>dormant preferences are disabled>constant hp drain
>>564232095no they're not
gg balancer and nyaice clutch PTS, dodged the worm and everything yes.. gamer...
gg close one
>>564231713>>564232171Fall damage is completely manageable on limveld. It'll put your routing to the true test and you'll be forced to adapt, you can get anywhere without jumping off anyway.Not doable on great hollow though I'll agree with that.
>>564229747I knew all of these, so I just finished a regular heol expedition and did all that, and it was an ez win with 0 downsI will now assume the same didn't happen in the depths heol expedition because of my teammates, shit netcode, jank, chinks, jews, trannies and communists
trash we can see his 0 flasks... so fake nice kek
>>564233217this is a level of vitriol and bitterness that not even our top sisters could achieve
>>564232703He doesn't want you, trish.
>>564233217I'll bite, what does that have to do with anything
>>564228974You successfully triggered the brown thread shitter and made him dilate in a most embarrassing fit of anger to the point he resorted to replying to himself needless to say you have rightfully earned this victory and may rest easy knowing the enemy has been defeated
I got 30 consecutive wins in D5 can I finally play with /erg/
something just bit me
>>564233560NO
>>564231268>bats all over the map>exploding zombies occasionally spawn around you, no exp or friendly fire>map covered in damaging/status pools>map covered in dense fog like consecrated snowfield>hp capped at 99%, full hp buffs don't work>enemies spawn tracking wraiths in combat>enemies regen
>>564233560YES
>>564233560that probably a lot higher than most ergers (including me)
>>564233635fog would be kino
>>564233824>>564233635fog event already exist though? but not sure if random
>>564233824We already have fag, now we need fog
I'll bite, why do I have any reason to dislike trish? I've never lost a game with her
something just bit me again
>>564233575>>564233658Which one is it>>564233679I doubt, dont' you guys win all the time
>>564234143
>>564234243stupid dawg making me look bad
>>564233635>bats all over the mapyou can probably make this work by having 4 bats at every talisman beetle, would be hilariously frustrating to try to kill one while alone at low level
>>564233560If you ever come back to D2 hell, I'll be waiting there for you
>>564233635all of these are kino, except the wraiths that's just annoying unless it's on death or something>>564233947fog exists in the shitty woodland area on the right side of the map and in condemned camps
i want an irithyll map with 'tiff as the night boss
>>564234412>>564234243>>564234209Don’t post this
>>564234735Ah yes, more DS3 bosses that are too fast for ERs base movement. At least I can parry the shit out of him.
>>564233201This, but unironically.
>>564234818>DS3 bosses that are too fast for ERs base movementwhat
>>564234735give me this but sekiro slop
>>564234818>DS3 bosses that are too fast for ERs base movement.
>>564234735Refer to >>564209352
>>564235149>midgame DS3 boss == final DLC ER bossHow will ERbabies ever recover?
>>564234937Sonic!!!
>>564235310They literally can't
>>564235236but i never opened dee es jee let alone be part of it
>>564235149>using footage of a boss that was famously nerfed due to that kind of problemNot the shortest tool in the shed, are we?
I was sent from gold crown in duels to silver after not playing in a long time, seems like I do no damage at all while I'm getting 3 shot. With two godskin peelers, my spinning attack does 200-300 damage, I have 1900 hp so I wonder how much damage they're doing. My talis are the 2h one, protesis, rot and some other one I forgot. Poise is like 20 because I want to keep a theme.People with 2 lances just straight up two shot me. I know they're ring swapping, however I'm a lazy fag so I don't empty my inventory, I'm fast enough to ring swap but my inventory is a mess, and besides, that's not the core issue with my character. Build is 55 hp, 30 end, 70 dex and whatever str I need for the peelers.
>>564234937DS3 has a faster tempo than Elden Ring. At least the player characters' ability to roll spam and certain animations is slower. Compare the straight sword ash of war stance in both games to understand what I mean.
>shortest tool in the shed
>>564230046>very likelySo there's a chance it's not him? Do you know anyone else who doesn't like skorvan?
>>564174273>>564174681>>564175203>>564175376>>564175869>>564176794>>564176772>>564176907>>564177564>>564178478Damn dude. You were really… upset? When you made these posts. Hope you feel better now :)
>>564235509>shortest tool in the shed
>>564235726Shiiiiiiiiit I really don't want to boot up DS3, I'll take your word for it.
>>564235895When you put them back to back like this you really realize how much that guy off topic posts. Truly one of the worst posters in the gennie.
Alright, I'll bite. Who's going to make the new thread?
>>564235509>>564235772>>564235929
>>564235509
I don't even like fighting dreglord honestly. Too spergy.
>>564236053very true sadly>>564236116uzaki sex
>>564235149Pontiff and Dancer were so fun to fight on my sl1 run you're making me remember. Dancer is maybe my favorite boss.
>>564235936It doesn't go that in-depth, but here are some examples.
>>564235829Not really. Everyone else was cool with him to my knowledge but maybe I’m forgetting something. More likely than not it’s terr.
>>564233635I'd like jellyfish all over the map.>accidentally hit one>everything goes red
>>564235936>>564236686Meant to link this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCi_38Lwsx0
>>564236053>guy who complains about thing is worse than the thing he complains about>his complaining further fuels the people he doesn't like to post moreMany such cases
>>564224454why was this deleted
CEkino or sell pile? Don't play duchess that much
>>564236956Those negatives are pretty terrible on duchess since the repeated evasions comes up on her really fast. Poison build up is terrible on everyone unless you use Augur relic or you're Rev with a heal seal.
>>564236956>repeated evasionsdeath>poison below max hpreally annoyingjust sell it
>>564236956>Repeated evasionsI heckin' love the relic gacha
>>564236956I fucking hate any continuous buildup below max hp but otherwise it's good.
>>564236867They're trying to decrease our population, step by step. We must hold the line!
>>564236956Murk.
>>564236956I'm sorry but those downsides would make me never use this but I wouldn't have the heart to sell it>>564237070Manageable on a weapon, untakeable on a relic
>>564236956>repeated evasions>duchessbrick
kek new thread>>564237330>>564237330>>564237330
The game really wants me to duchslop but jesus
>>564236956If you like sorcery its pretty good. If you're slinging spells as Dutchess you arent gonna be in enough danger to worry about repeat evasions. The poison is annoying, you'll want to keep some warming stones around to top off.
>>564237341>not even page 10kys
>>564237585
>>564237443no it doesn't, that is even more bricked than the previous one
>>564237754Compared to the rest of the shit I'm getting in the gamba rn these are kino, it's insaneWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>564157551>>564141510I wish that were true. Unfortunately it’s not… >>564150886 >>564152401
gg red birdsless likely... please... take it...
>>564238004that's not terr, at least one of them isn't.
>>564237078Me in the doorway, ready to rape...
>>564238319It is, sadly
should i buy ds remastered and ds2? it's on sale
>>564240168Buy Dark Souls Remastered for sure—it’s the best starting point, more polished, and represents what makes the series great (tight world design, fair challenge, iconic feel). Only grab Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin if the discount is big or you’re willing to try a more experimental, slightly rougher sequel; it has a lot of content, but it’s more divisive and can feel less consistent. In short: Remastered is a safe must-buy, DS2 is optional unless it’s really cheap.
>>564240928thank you erg-pt
gg hoolsteri really wish slicer was more consistant to get, i wouldn't care if they nerfed its damage since it's so fun to use
>>564240168Remastered for sure.>>564240928Shut up.
