Phenomaman in shower holding a corn dog EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2045193186901975422>Dispatch wins bigly at the 20206 BAFTA awards https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>563734770
Invisimech <3333
Flambert <3333
Visi is 27 but acting like 17
My life for Mandy
It’s over. The king has spoken.https://youtu.be/f_hHyioLCxw
Mechademon <3333
Mechablazer <3333
>>564198396Stop putting this in my youtube feed
>>564198396He either forgot, or is unaware, that Dispatch was supposed to be a comedy. I'm not defending the millennial humor or the fact that the situation with Beef being held hostage is indeed ridiculous, but I believe that it simply wasn't supposed to be taken so seriously. I can imagine AdHoc brainstorming the story and someone coming up with:>lol guys let's make it so that Shroud takes the fucking dog as a hostage and everyone surrenders because of thatAnd they just went on with it.
PhenomaMech <33333
>>564199623I think we should defend the millennial humor. It’s funny.
Sex with tall, horny, red buff ladies with big swords.
>>564200184she didn't mean to okay
>>564199623I don't understand why these retard video essayists insist a workplace comedy like dispatch is supposed to take itself as seriously as a soap opera It's like watching the office and complaining that michael hasn't been fired yet for workplace violations
>>564200940EFAP and its consequences have been a disaster for media analysis
>>564200184>Animal cruelty Fuck you, she’d never hurt Beef
>>564200659>Karlach if she misandrist
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>564201693That's a lot of traits.
>>564201693>>564202085No one ever talks about how her charisma is lower than her intelligence and yet she still managed to lock down Robert
>>564202085She's just that good.
>>564201332did malevola do or say anything misandrist in the game?
Fujo-san look away
>>564206590I like this depiction of the genderbend a little more.
I think people who choose to lean in on visi's kiss while on the blazer romance should get locked into the bad ending by default
>>564207906Sometimes a man just has to build a harem
So now that the dust has settled was Visi a mole all along
>>564208154I don’t think even Visi knows
>>564208312>"That's why we planted her here">Wait really?
>>564208418>But I join le fenix progum, Shrubq
>>564212497I wish Mandy would wake me up like this
I HATE Mandy!
I LOVE Mandy!
I am INDIFFERENT to Mandy!
cause jesus he knows meeee and he knows im righttt ive beeen talkin to jesuss alll myyy lifeeehaha fuckkk i love jesus and i love cournty adn i loev vodka and i love u bros goodnight sdn <33 everything gonna be alright
>expected this general to be nothing but mommy vs tomboy, Blazerfags vs Visifags>there are homos and fujos tooyikes
>>564218186Flambae’s one of the good ones
>>564218186Is it really that shocking? That's pretty much the case for every franchise.
>>564217385How much longer do you guys think he has?
>>564218186>Man finds fork in kitchen
Is it true that there’s not going to be a season 2 ?
>>564223889“Troost”
>>564105176MALEvola is so hawt
This Golem dude is pretty cool if you ask me.
>>564222957what did they mean by this
>>564198307It would have been so much hotter had Courtney been several years younger than Robert. Not like underage or anything, but like 20~
>>564227048Courtney cunny…
Fujo you dumb bitch why won’t you do any questionable substances with me
>>564227543Because unlike you I'm straight laced and I intend to keep it that way. Worst I'll do to myself is eating junk food.
>>564227957what kind of junk food
>>564228673All kinds. Be it pastries, candy, chips, crackers, you name it. Almost anything Robert himself would likely eat in a moments notice. However, I at least try to have a proper meal everyday in addition to that. Still my diet could use much improvement.
>>564229110you are literally me
>>564229110No twinkies?
>>564229640Twinkies are the sloppiest of the slop
>>564229454I think that's just a fact of life for most people. Whether we like it or not, we tend to rely on convenience even if it's at our inherent detriment. And the food industry loves to play on that. Plus people lead busy lives thanks to our economic system. So we either can't afford to eat a balanced diet or cook a proper meal at home. So we'll grab a snack or fast food for the sake of satiating hunger. All the while contributing to a poor diet and lifestyle. Though many have been trying to be more conscious of that for healthier alternatives. But unless you have the time, discipline, and money to afford it. You are going to indulge in lesser quality food.
Anyone got the image of Blonde Blazer eating Sonar’s pot brownies/cookies lol
>>564229640Of course I eat those too. I have an empty box on my desk thanks to this game giving me the craving for it. Definitely the same fake garbage I expected it to be. But I enjoyed it nevertheless.
>>564230004That incident mustn’t be remembered. If you are found with any evidence you will be questioned.
>>564229110same dude hope Visi is into feeding guys food.
>>564230329We could only hope for Robert's sake. But to be serious the thing I'm most scared of concerning my diet is developing diabetes. My family has a history of it. I am concienscious of what I consume. But I fall again and again into convenience of what's lesser.
>>564230657again same...fug I gotta exercise in like an hour or so...
>>564229898God it must be awful living in America or the UK.
>>564230657My great grandfather lost his legs to the diabeetus… …and I’m named after him…
>>564230818At least in the UK they have free healthcare or so I often hear. In Burgerland you are just fucked unless you're rich.
>>564230004
>>564231042Okay now someone edit the time stamp to 420
>>564230004>>564231042
>>564231004It’s not much better with free healthcare if you’re Canadian or in the UK since all the hospitals are treated like walk in clinics by all the immigrants (yes Muslims) that abuse the system.
>>564231307True but I'd take even that over going into bankruptcy all because I had a medical emergency. Being at the mercy of all these insurance companies that swoop down you like Vultures.
>>564231210No way Blazer is 5'11
>>564231552You’re not wrong. This is why cute boys like Luigi Mangione get cult followings. Still, dying on the waiting list for some vital treatment is awful, too. People have died in the waiting rooms up here.
I ate too much today ;____;
>>564231819>Still, dying on the waiting list for some vital treatment is awful, too. People have died in the waiting rooms up here.That is a very unfortunate reality as well. Although, call me cynical. We face that as well in addition to the financial cost. Healthcare workers are fed up with the conditions they work in. So many have left especially after Covid. Leaving hospitals with fewer staff available to move patients along in necessary treatment. Not to dismiss that plight but at least if I were to suffer. I did the due dilligence to make it to a clinic. Rather than holding off simply because I couldn't afford preventative care or rent.
Flambae has a cock ring
>>564232062fat fuck
>>564231210the idea of a brick fight humors me.two durable idiots just standing there tossing bricks from the piles they have until they run out and have to run around picking up the thrown ones like maniacs. I'd like to believe they didn't even eat the brownies, it's just that everyone else is high enough to let them finally do what they want.
>>564232606Nooo don’t say that ;____;
Goodnight frens
>>564233365G'night.
>>564233365goodnight anon
>>564230023YouGotMarketed LmaoI wonder how much of a boost in sales Twinkies got from this game, however minor
>>564184061I like his deep voice a lot I’ve met skinny boys who have “mismatching” voices like that; they can’t help but sound like they’re trying to be a lot manlier than they are, and it’s cuteUsually they are on the shorter side too; so it overlaps with Little Man Syndrome
I already liked sour patch kids from early in my childhood
The fuuuck is little man syndrome
>>564234012>is that my favorite character eating something I wouldn’t normally eat??? I must buy Literally me
https://files.catbox.moe/aeepji.mp4What kind of pets would the Z-team own
>>564236201>robertbeef>golemkaiju baby>invisigalwants a cool or scary pet like a spider or lizard but gave up when she realized the responsibilities it would bring>coupetank of exotic carnivorous fish>punch uppet rock>flambaesome gay ass fancy breed of purse dog>prismlikes other people's pets but couldn't be damned to give a shit about taking care of one herself>waterboythe cats>dumpyraccoon he found outside>sonarkeeps buying pet spiders and accidentally eating them when he gets high>malevolasonar
>>564237065>dumpyyou mean the pet oppossum?
rate this guy's ochttps://www.tumblr.com/justmestone/814360769094369280/introducing-my-dispatch-oc-kasper?source=share
This was rape
>>564239210https://www.tumblr.com/justmestone/814473389100154880/my-very-late-entry-for-the-day-where-weed-is?source=share
Finally finished the game, so I can come to these threads. It was more challenging than expected. Picked blonde blazer, cut batbro purely out of pragmatism but regretted it later, glad I took Aqualad instead of manic depressive Superman. Visi turned into a baddie despite me doing my best to encourage her, so that sucked. Overall: great game, great characters and story, gameplay had the right amount of challenge, thoroughly enjoyed it.
>>564239210>>564239357is that kenji from katawa shoujo
>>564239606>Picked Blonde Blazer>Cut Sonar>Fumbled Visi
>>564239606based mandylover
>>564239229if you're a faggot
>>564239357I love how you can tell he traced prism from the level of quality between the two of them
>>564239606do a run with phenomamacuck you won't regret it
What was this expression meant to convey?
>>564243086she looks vaguely indian here
>>564243469>ROBART DO NOT REDEEM THE ASTRAL PULSE
Why is this so often the case for Robert and Courtney?
>>564245604Mmm robert's fat bubble butt
ah almost 1:30 am, perfect time to go to bed, goodnight
>>564246472goodnight malevolafrend
>>564246218Visi…there’s nothing there
>>564220563Assuming he consumes several hundred grams of pure ethanol every day, and has been doing it for at least a few years, it can end at any moment. I had a friend who drank himself to death at the young age of 27.
>>564247338
>>564247770IT’S A FUCKING WASHING BOARDI THINK YOURE JUST IN LOVE BITCH
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>564234290I feel personally attacked by this.
>>564239229iwtwm...
>>564243086Lust for Mecha Dick.
>>564250218Robert wouldn't play the guitar
>>564252660>Disney Pixar's Dispatchew.
>>564254984What you mean? These are their season 2 designs.
>>564237065>You do know Phenomamal has a pet dog or something right? He was shown picking up after it in the credits scene.
>>564254870Why does she act like she don’t gaf when she clearly gaf?
>>564255387>Flamgay looking like a butt pirateNo. He'd never be caught dead wearing something so stupid.
>>564255657That's what he wears to the gay bar.
>>564255632She's a faker. A poseur.
>>564255632Because she thinks Robbo is a such a loser.
>>564256318>Her ideal version of Robert shoves his thumb and tongue down her throatWhat did she mean by this?
>>564255542Ahem, the American Opossum
>>564256827She's a brat and wants to be corrected.
>I can turn invisible, I was fated to become a villainHow is invisibility inherently a villain power? I think Invisibitch might not be the sharpest tool in the shed
>>5642584721 Int. Please undastand. uwu
>>564258472>The Fantastic who?
>>564258670The Fant4stic.
>>564259149>Robert, we need you to help DISPATCH heroes
>>564255542That was beef
>>564260043Was it? Gonna have to replay the entire game and fall in love with Visi and my found family again to confirm I guess.
Where’s season 2, Anon?
>>564258472She’s retarded was looking for an excuse to stop trying to fix herself
>>564256318Visi is possibly just as much of a dork as him
>>564263827>What would Pee-Wee say in a time like this?
>>564263827>Never clocks outThis just made me think of something. Does Visi just never clock out and no one calls her out on it, thus leading to her acquiring infinite money, which is why she can afford such a nice apartment?
>>564267032she has a nice apartment? Is that in the comics or is it mentioned somewhere?
>>564269818Look at her bedroom in episode 4, it's big and spacious with a giant window
>>564270192Still doesnt mean it's a RICH apartment though. Also, how could she be at the bottom still? I think she just goofs off with her camera on at night.
>>564263827The silly blonde one. The one that turns into a silly brunette. She's a dork because she says silly things.
>>564263827>Look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our dorkiness
>>564254034AssASS
>>564273829Adorable.Adorable blonde/brunette dork.
>>564258472Never trust an invisifagThey are watching you when you poop
>>564270295trust me, any apartment in LA with a bedroom that spacious isn't going to be cheap. Unless she somehow found an abandoned loft and cleaned it up or something
I’ve got the food poisoning… throwing up on the side of the road… again…
>>564277803wtf do you keep eating dude?
>>564278324I DON’T KNOW
scaroused
>>564280912saw that, hopefully it's someone trying to kill her and she reacts
>>564198052Tfw I'm Team Mandy but I'm dating Courtney IRL.
>>564283314I can't tell whether this is a good or bad thing
>>564265746I want to see his niece I hope she was fire powers too Maybe it’s a family ability
ah almost 12:00 pm, perfect time to get out of bed, good morning >>564246472
>>564285346They’re all hot heads yeah. Explosively passionate bloodline. Flambae’s aunt in particular always has a glass of red wine in hand.
>>564285942I’ve been out of bed since 8 but I’m waiting to get picked up from work early because I pooped my pants
>>564285942good morning frend>>564286089>I shidded my pants
>>564286089
>>564285942good morning malevolanti miss my recent neet period where i could sleep until noon as well
>>564280912I changed my mindGive me evil blonde blazer
>>564277803don't die anon
