/gbvsg/ TournamentSaturday April 25th 4PM PST / 7PM ESThttps://challonge.com/w98qpki8Sunday April 26th 10am UTChttps://challonge.com/4epij1n8>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Seox, Narmaya and Sandalphon.>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>564138526
Yall's season 3 guests SUCKS. Lemme show you mine >:)
The Beelzebub buffs will save Granblue
You know, since that one guy posted a cropped pic of futa 2B fucking 9S in the ass I've been checking 2B futa_on_male and it's been growing on me, much like 2B in 9S.
But I asked for Kou, I can't crank to this OP...
Nani ga deru kana~
>>564302409Just make sure to not store your stash on your phone bro.
>>564302279I've said it before, but I wish we had a traditional Falcom fighter, probably and Ys vs Trails that isn't the 3D one. Would be fun.
Dual Axe user draph for (you) for season 3
Metera sitting on my face and payloading a log down my throat
As a protest of that OP gif I will be shitposting a lot this thread. Your fault.
>>564302603Why? Any past experience?
>>564299292>>564300919I like when Nier threatens to kill whoever beat me
>>564302409i was disgusted by this post because 9s had hideously gigantic thighs for some reason.
>>564302852You need to study your /gbvsg/ lore anon.
i luv sheep
>>564303006are you talking about the guy whose gf found his ferry pics and got really mad?
>>564303109Nah it was just an anon talking about how one of his friend had a stash of futa 2B porn on his phone that eventually got found out.
>>564302658fucking ninja draphs
>>564303109>whose gf found his ferry pics and got really mad?Amateur. One should always have a backup plan to pacify his gfBy sending her Zooey and Giovanna pics
>>564302780I will look forward to a very lively thread!
troon coded thread
>still no ketsu battler tag on danbooru
>>564304139fkhr is behind this post
>>564304528loisy will be joining the crew in ragnarok.
How long will it take me to learn fighting games enough where i dont feel blind and i can get master equivalent in most games i decide to play?I feel like i win randomly and lose randomly...Dark Souls has nothing on fighting games, you repeat the same enemy until you learn the 2 moves it has
>>564305006No one can give you an answer to this.It takes time, it's a grind and arguable how worth it is. But if you have fun, keep at it, it'll work out.
>>564305006Personally I feel you have to master (minimum) 3 key tenants to fighters.1. Learn your character, combos and gameplan2. Learn the game, flow state and how it plays3. Attain confidenceThe third one is the part where most falter, because rather than actually understanding the game, they go by flow and don't actually think through how they play, which leads to their mental crumbling under new information.You can spend 10+ hours on the first 2 tenants and have a fine time in starting to middle ranks, but you really need to stay with the game and not get scared to stop the opponent in higher ranks. Very similar to driving in a way. This can probably take a lot of winning and losing, rather than a specific time to attain it.
66L
>>564305006one thing I learned when I wanted to git gud at grub was learning how to learn, so if I want to get good in another fighter it'll be exponentially easier
>>564306548BCWhy does X get to have Y?Posts foxGay ERP postHow do you beat [OVERPOWERED CHARACTER THAT HAS NO COUNTER]?Random retarded tardlotta postSeason 3 will save usOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNamedropping postSikhander posting baitI luv sheep4th biggest FGBea schizo discussionWill you eat something nice?Meet your Season 3 castTroll post with Nier picFuta postRetarded faggot reddit Wubbly post slurping the gameDog postNeutral "discussion"Vira and Viraschizo schizo discussionsHorse postMU chart postingGeneric off-topic postRandom Tweet postingLe tranniesConstipated/diarreha/poop postHatsoon downplaying 2BBlogpost ending with "Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising"ft10?Monkey postDelay techLobbyclique postingMeet your season 3 guestMarippeRandom off-topic GBF character that will never get into the game not even with 50 seasons announcedBlueslopCat postCag downplayingKesubattler LOL XDKizziepostRetard calling everyone pedosLe soive, le dix, le kekkenRetard Doom avatarfag doompostingFucking maybe someone asking for gamesGeneric retarded copium hopepostVanillafag postUgly tranny artstyleResults?Your main?Fucking maybe someone playing Granbruise
>>564306962>Retard Doom avatarfag doompostingmad af rn. DSG
DOOM KAMI SAMA UOOOOOHHH
>>564307371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WeAASB7-IU
>>564306962
Nigger can't evenohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!post correctly. Never Wilnas post again
>>564306962Hey man I don't ERP it's cringe
My English vocabulary does not suffice to explain how hard I was during this.Also, this midscreen combo was perfect here, but I really need some more options for different situationsI can also only reliably win against Yool by spending all BP when playing Meg
>>564308234post your favorite gay hentai.
>>564308440Guilty Gear Strive.
>>564308251anon, f.H into SSBA would've killed...
>>564308251Did that actually kill or did it drop? Suspicious cut...
>>564306962Marippe is winning
>>564308440Yuri hentai? Mine is that anything made by Mira and Ogino Jun.
I dont like Marippe chibi and her chibi feet
>>564308251>cH into 214UBro your triple attack?
>>564308559Thats too fucking gay
>>564308251>not even a 214U linkcalm down and stop mashing
I lost all of my gemmies again...
>>564308234kys bug catching tranny
>>564308615Hmmm, yeah, he would be at 0 BP even with an SBA.>>564308628Nyes.
>>564309032Sorry, I was hungry
kuroi kemono vs haitoku no hono
your season 3 guest character...
>>564308251>does not suffice
i miss it when people posted their favorites instead of sword homos for le joke
>>564309565Stop stealing my grandiose jokes.
>>564309565still haven't found a better mangaam I a boomer?
>>564309387what the fuck is this post Google returns nothing
>>564309967Shounen only you mean? Bleach?If any genre, Berserk. If anything because Miura died before he gave it a shitty ending like every other mangaka.I unironically prefer 2003 FMA over Brotherhood. I don't like the moon laser shit
>>564310040FINALLY. SOMETHING THAT I ONLY KNOW. HAHHAHAHA. Black Beast vs Flame Of Corruption
>>564309565ok but let's be honestfunnyman would be sick as shit he has too much room for cool stuff with his powers
>>564310234Berserk would be better if it ended, probably, but it didn't and never will, same for any manga with no ending yet>BleachBleach is fun but the final arc is unironically GBVSR>I blueslop>NOW I blueslop you but my blueslop specifically counters yours>ok, BC then>ok I BC you againthis is Bleach's final arc
>>564310040sounds like some blazblue chuunikinokuroi is black, kemono is beast, haitoku is corrupt, honoo is flame/fire
>>564310418Sounds kino.
>>564310418Fucking kek
>>564310334Couldn't just say Ragna vs Sol?
gay ball knowledge
>>564310558Sounds cooler and really gatekept anyone who didn't know more about both characters :(
Boku no pico
>>564309967It might depend on your tastes but recently Sentai Daishikkaku/Ranger Reject has become one of my favourites.Although it's not yet finished so there is still the possibility of the ending fucking everything up.
bros just thinking of stopping lazying about makes me feverish
>>564309967What kind of manga do you want right now?
>>564311301I used to think similarly and genuinely considered just starving to death somewhere in the wild while meditating like some of those asian monks used to do.
>>564311353I like every genre really. Except maybe SoLs. They can be fun but I would never call any of them a masterpiece.Just a story that, once it ended, you're left with voidFrieren is fun but not over yet and the ending could be absolute dogshit. Also not as exciting as FMA wasShingeki No Kyojin could've been the one to surpass it if it didn't randomly shart at the endDorohedoro is too short but is closeFire Force was pretty good but it ends as a prequel to Soul Eater so it doesn't feel like it's a self-contained storyLike FMA is consistently good (besides that part where Al thinks he's not a real person holy fucking cringe) even if long. It's not even perfect but it's just consistently good and for long and that's something no one ever replicated
>>564310668
>>564312517Would you like some Delinquent mangas? I got>Tetsuhiro Hirakawa Clover>Nine Peaks>Worst>DustlandI'm sure you know Tokyo Revengers haha and no I'm not recommend that.
>>564311301get a job>>564312509get a job
>>564313224Clover seems cool, thanks I'll try it out
>>564312509what the actual fuckthe exact same thought crosses my mind every now and then. like 1:1 with what you said.
CurrentlyI am of the opinionThat all of you suckAre NOT my friends
>>564314149I am your friend.This is a threat.
>>564313032I need to be sexually harassed by a plain hag
>go through my screenshot folder>see thisAlrighty.
>>564314247Your main is cringe so you are def not my friend
>>564314369grubbas are based and redpilled
>>564314369he didn't have room to write welfare writeoffs instead of kids so I'll give it a pass
Why does Strive's netcode feel better than Rising's?
>>564314426you don't know who my main is de arimasu
>YOU ARE MY FRIEND aa ano hi no yumeIma demo mada wasuretenain deshoYOU ARE MY DREAM aa hajimatta bakka kimi no one longest wayOh ima tabidatsu yoTHANK YOU MY FRIEND aa ano hi no kotoIma de mo mada oboeteru karaYou're my dream aa mou nidoto sou modoranai daysMou ugokidashita ashita e keseya shinai Flame of heartSou I'll go the distance
https://youtu.be/r6EPMvIhtyA>>564314538oh fuck you.
>>564314538>>564314631ENTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBNl8bwdVcA
Sasuke's my favorite unironically
jutsuGAWD...
If I had fun playing the game today, then so can you.
>>564314765I miss him. And Lowain/Metera/Vaseraga mains miss him too.
>>564314659GOD I love Japanese rap.
>>564314813Sounds like you met with a terrible fate but still managed to overcome it and have fun.
>>564314901since someone mentioned it earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW9TwZdWpjw
>>564314717gays are saying this
>>564314717Mine was Deidara so I fucking hate Sasuke.
I like how this thread is just a little discord server for casual talk because no one gives a fuck to talk about the actual game since it's fucking asshole shit bad and awful terrible trash
>completely forget that she has this>blueslop right into it, think she whiffed her SBA
>>564315247we're saving our wish-cancer-to-metera-players-because-metera-is-getting-buffed-in-2.60 energies for when the patch releases
>>564315247I have fun playing this game.I will post about this game.Currently doing a lot of Ranked, will ask my lobbingtons for more games once done with that.
>>564315373As she should! Second to none, baby!
>>564315229Do you like wubbly or any other rising iconIm wondering who I should photoshop deidara's face as
>>564315229Based. Deidara was unfortunate to fight against BC plot armors.
cliquexisters OJ tonight?
>>564315247You're just a nigger but I'll take the opportunity to mention something.Yesterday in /ggg/ someone said /gbvsg/ was fast because we post like a gacha general.Today I was browsing /sfg/ and they're the exact same shit as us, but 10 times faster.So, to the surprise of no one: if there's nothing to talk about, there's nothing to talk about.
>>564315540look at her... I hate her...
>>564315693I'll take shooting the shit about random crap than constant seething about some fuckshit e-celebs and porn, /ggg/ can eat my ass, that general is nothing but miserable.
>>564315839Immaculate. Bless you.
>>564315550I love wubbly in fact. I thought this was a hatepost at first.>>564315553I will likely never forgive kishimoto. I must have read that chapter even I was 11, so it's been 15 years of seething so far
>>564315839Deidara drops the combo (exploding) and Sasuke just randomly ass decides to SSBA him (the snake)
>>564315998Deidara just does 2B's self destruct actually and Sasuke spot dodges kek
>>564315540>>564315792she fucks kids we need vane to save the prepubescent boys
>>564315306does this see any use? can she use it as a budget Dark Angel or something?I remember falling for it too. I thought she whiffed her super then walked right into it. wasn't even mad
>>564316096He can't even keep her from breaking into the Chickadees barracks anon, he can't do shit, Arthur's penor is already her by right of conquest.
>>564316269>does this see any use?You gotta ask the local Galleon-chads.
>>564314369based blue Nier
>>564316269You can use it in combos as a way to spend 100 meter and keep oki going, that's about it. For neutral you're really just throwing away your meter
>See hot archer fox lady>Think of swole blonde himboI think anon might be gay
>>564317225*powers up*A-hem.UGLY-
Would you save Ferry or Djeeta
>>564316786gbvsg's arc about this has been very weird from the guy going REEEEEEEEE AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH I HATE SHOTASHIT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH to the one esl guy indelicately ramming greentexts into any image of metera to now a guy going "Metera? omg, get Vane!" every time it's posted aboutwhy can't a girl just fuck kids in peace
>>564317493Djeeta is way hotter than Ferry
>>564317516I think Metera is pretty hot.
I hate shotafags so much.
im addicted to ss
Who are the best NA sheep players?
>>564317493Ferry would never suck my cock. She's a lady. Leave that skank Djeeta to die and void her Djeeta EXs
>>564317884Gamera
>>564317516the angry vanes are funny when posted unprompted
>>564317925plural
>>564318003and what are you the judge of what's funny and not?
>>564318029Gameras
>>564317686Many are saying this
>>564315943Yeah, sorry...
Reminder that shota is inherently a gay fetish.
>>564318227im the biggest fag in the world
>>564318090yeswhy else would i say something like that?
>>564318227bro I just realized I'm so fucking gay...
>>564318210JOBBED
if shota is gay i can't IMAGINE how gay ugly bastard is
>>564318313Many grubbas are saying this
Futa is a gay fetish too but you guys ain't ready for that.
>>564318210BAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEDDDDDDDDNiertroon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wubbly reddit tranny
>>564318210Wumblykeks?
>>564318623I mean, there is quite literally no way to argue for futa being a gay fetish. Why would gay dudes want to see a cock on a girl instead of just jerking off to dudes?
>>564318623>look at irl woman>"that's hot">look at futa>"thats hot">look at irl man>disgustedYour explanation?
>meg_crying.jpg
Kill all wubblys, nierggers. Punt the charlotta gnomes
>launch game>remember it sucks>alt f4hope 2.6 saves us...
>>564319028
>>564318210how could you betray me like this
>launch game>GRANBLUE FANTASY>VERSUS>>>*sound of clouds passing*>>RISING>music starts playing>chibi greets me (she loves me)>check dailies (no bruise ;_;)>go into casual queue to warm up>pick training mode, start doing combosYep, this will be a fine day.
i know who made THAT post
>>564319621>go into casual queue to warm upAnon's about to get his asshole reamed into next week
Troon***der just got a fresh batch of HRT I see
>>564319519he's sasuke, what do you expect
>>564319519I realized the punching part looked too good in a violent and mean way but I already went that far and put that much effort, so might as well post it.
holy shit 4 neechangs
>>564319327i unironically do this
>>564313751
>>564316269Very very rarely you may see it used for combos. I think if you were waiting for cooldowns and had 100 meter it might be a good way to give them a bit more time to come back up. I think it also has a very niche use as a way to punish someone trying to jump your normal grab super.Never used it personally.
"Get a job" niergger is going to pop a blood vessel when he finds out people not only regularly shitpost from work, but also play Old School Runescape on company time
LOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSTTTAAAAATTTUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS?????????????
>>564318705Wrecked
https://x.com/RazFGC/status/2046646684545843389Why are Ferryfrauds like this?
>grubbas are now posting combos on /ggg/it's so fucking over...
>>564319621>chibi greets me (she loves me)you better not be using my mom cause she only loves me
>>564320814>RazFGCI'm going to post this before opening it:Let me guess, it's Raz calling Ferry weak while showing a clip of him clearly having the advantage the entire round or something similar? Let's see
>>564320098big sister heaven
>>564320954>>>This dogshit community deserves everything they get
>>564320954Damn, if really truly guessed that, then thats a great guess
>westerner underrates FerryEvery time
>>564320814>>564320954He just clearly beat that Vas.What's going on?
>>564321312Not really, he posts nothing but that so it was obvious to guessThe other time was fighting I think some Siegfried playing funny and yet still whipping him from across the screen and he was going "REEEE WHY HE'S A GORILLA BWEEEHHHHH"
REEEE WHY HE'S A GORILLA BWEEEHHHHH
>>564321387wyell you see he took a little damage from bc denying his perfect so the result of the round was unsatisfactory
>>564321387>fuuuuck i just clearly beat a match up that i convinced myself is actually a losing one...!!>but why???? how can this be??? i must now conduct mental gymnastics...! lets see....>i now must make a twitter post through which i will seek approval from other ferry frauds that the reason i won so easily was actually only because the opponent was bad and i gapped and i must imply that everyone who thinks otherwise is a casual!!!something along this kind of train of thought i imagine
>>564321387Players would rather assume that any opponent they face is playing the character at an insanely high level where they have a massive advantage whilst they are always at a disadvantage, rather than rightfully understand they aren't as good as they think they are whilst also being carried by their characters..Most top tier players are like this.
>>564321986Ferry is honest and doesn't carry and if I win its only because I gapped and every match up is 6-4 though.
CHEWSDAY
Desu...we....we LOST....we LOST NINETY DESUDOLLARS TODAYWHYWHY DESUYOU SAID THEY ONLY GO UPWHY IS IT GOING DOWNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Imagine Vikala but as a K pop star instead
>>564322875your suffering improves my day
chewsdayinnit
>>564322964*vomits violently*
>>564322875Should have invested in Bison Bucks
>>564322964*cums violently*
you can cum in the vomit or you can vomit in the cum
>>564323558You are my enemy
The next character will be Bass from the hit game Final Fantasy XV Fishing VR
The next character will be Rikku from the hit game Final Fantasy X-2
>>5643242520:10 MU against Beatrix
>>564324404High level players hate him because he's a matchup fish
>>564312517>Dorohedoro is too short but is closeam i taking crazy pills i felt like dorohedoro went on forever. it was enjoyable but man it felt padded out towards the end.
i luv sheepi
>>564320098
>>564317884surely there can't be a singular good sheep player in all of NA
https://x.com/i/status/2046575828373529050is that an honest to God ToD
>i'll replace chips with popcorn, that'll be way better for me>popcorn bags are covered in poison and its just allowed because reasons
>>564326313granblue fantasy versus rising?
>>564326313yes grubba microwave dat shit and eat it
>>564326483THIS is the post you call out?
>>564326313You can just buy raw popcorn at the grocery store grubba
>>564326654but then you're basically cooking a meal to have a snack fantasy versus rising
Would anyone like to play in the womby
>>564326860i've got about 10,000 players for your womby bby
Redenbacher's > Shop Rite >>> Newman's Own
>>564327074you should see a doctor anon...
This is an alpha male general
/gbvsg/ movie night ft. anime White House Down when? You all bought Strive so you might as well suffer through the story together
>>564320678Your post is incredibly funny and triggering to me because that was my own experience, I was raised under strict parenting and got told all my life that I should be working hard, from dawn to dusk, you know the shtick, and when I finally got into the work force I basically learned that pretty much 95% of workers were lazy cunts dicking about while on hours.Shit almost gave me the Paris Syndrome.
>>564326860I want to but I need to fix my pc...
i have 2 jobs where i do nothing all day and if i get fired from one the income from the other plus government poorbux will mean i'll barely have to dip into savings finding another one
>>564326313must suck living in america when it comes to food
>>564322494INNIT
>>564326819You just have to heat a pan, pour some oil and shake it every now and then, it's not remotely close to cooking a meal
>>564327838thats the weirdest partthe chemicals are banned from food packaging IN AMERICAbut NOT HERE
>>564316269You can reset oki situation and set level 4 meteorite in the corner in exchange for damage
>>564327975The average american think the average cooking experience is high class gastronomy.I know my post sounds like a jab at them, but it's something I've learned by actually living there for a while. It's actually fucking insane and shed a lot of light of why the average burger's nutrition is in absolute fucking shamble.
>>564327975you just described cooking eggs, bacon, vegetables, liver, and more effort than cooking noodlesthats a meal
>>564328117huhSA?
>>564328364fuck you im whitenierposters are first world and WHITE
>>564326654>>564326819>>564327975what the fuck are you guys doing? buy the kernals, buy a paper bag put the kernals in and nuke it. it is the easiest snack of all time
>>564328445calm down... I was just asking...
room pw: gbvsglobby id: 342619first one to be joined lives. which way grubba?
>>564328595this guy's tryna play granblue
>>564328595>djeeta picNo thanks I’d like to keep my anal virginity intact
The servers are up tonight right? If not I'm going to go have sex with anon's GF.
>>564328486not nearly as easy as just biting into a tasty pear
>>564328445Argentina then
Only Mom can redeem this general
>>564328806No, stop! You can't have sex with *namedrops a familiar lobbyanon*!
>>564328864Well, I agree that eating most fruits is way tastier than having some popcorns
>>564328775Just come playIt'll be fun
>>564328994nonplayer artist could have at least given her some lighting effects so its like her dp
>>564328994Do you play her?
>>564326259>Vaseraga>against ABelI mean yeah but come on now
>>564328994do not redeem the general
>>564329430WHY DID YOU 66L
>>564326259they were right all along... it's not a 2 toucher... issa ToD kusoshart...
>>564328595>No room was found.I've been trolled?
Good evening, are you well?Did you eat something today? Me, I had some nice leek soup.It's nice and chilly!
total corn destruction
>>564329160Yes. Revert her NOW.>>564329430I WILL REDEEM
total cornification
Name a more nerfed move in fighting game history than Mom's U~U
>>564329954>Revert her NOW.What changed?
>>564330168They obliterated her H Pillar and U (use)
>>564330106Nier’s meterless DP
>>564330286>H PillarDon't you just use M pillar for fullscreen now?>U pillarWhat changed?
>>564329765What the FUCK is a leek?
Ohnononohttps://x.com/i/status/2046658775629930933
>>564330454EIGHTENTIREFRAMESMORE NEGATIVE
>>564331015It's what come out of a corn when you squeeze it.
>>564331059How are Tekken 8 players taking it?
>>564331108Oh.....meh
>>564331173Game's state is so bad they don't care anymore
>>564330454I meant the use of her Unique, after you get the charge>m pillarit's not the same. besides, they fucked with tracking
>>564328994why is mom farting
>>564320814>4:6in what world is this matchup anything less than 7:3 for ferry? it's right there up on the screen
what is a 6 7 matchup
>>564332585
>>564332246Yeah, her 5U sucks donkey doodoo poo now
>>564332332she's propulsing herself the fuck away
>>564332585beatrix mirror
>>564325694>Only has 7 Neechangs
there
>>564334528*poots*
Soft prostate tournament going on, Streamingtons
>>564334528
>>564334805My prostate would tank this
wheres her TAIL
Today I will masturbate to Granblue characters
wobby is 6/100 come play
>>564335720https://litter.catbox.moe/gwjsxk.jpg
>>564335851gross
Djeeta definitely had her ways with this commentator.
>>564335851thank you
>>564335851>Mr. PjeetaStale white bread
Why is the thread so slow?
ggs idk how to fight nam since she has a move for every occasion
>>564339984we didn't play but ggs. that's my color boi
GGs wobby>>564339984You just sit there and wait for the Narm player to run out of ideas.
Is Narmaya a bush chang or a shaved chang?
man stuffed-crust pizza is so fucking good
>>564340727Depends on the stance
>>564339925>>564335781
>>564340851The sound of my nee-chang's pubic hair suddenly sprouting...
>>564341076current status?
It feels like bushfags exclusively like bush because they get off on other people telling them it's gross so they can say oooh its what a reeeaall woman looks like broooo whenever people tell them that their talking about sweat drenched scraggly smelly hairjungles is a gross way to describe it
>>564341626I thought yoy were talking about the former president until you said woman
>>564341626This sounds 100% spot on, yes"""Pubefags"""'s actuall fetish is being called obnoxious retards.
>>564332526because just watch arc world tour
>>564341626bushfag here, it's okay if you don't like it, more for me
>>564341626i like pubes but 80s bush is way too much and overkill disgusting.
>>564328265>vegetablesThe fuck are those? Vegeta shaped edibles? Legalized weed has gone too far in this country
>>564341626
>>564341918being predictable then lacking on defense isnt ferry exclusive anon
>>564342540Vegetables is Mr. Beast's brand of that petroleum aussies like (to eat, not to sniff, those are the other aussies)
>>564342372i dislike the porn singularity where any artist you follow will inevitably get more and more gross and fetishistic, and where anywhere you go for a specific kind of porn will inevitably get more and more extreme and unappealing
>>564343090Entropy only increases and all that
>>564343090This only happens with like 20% of the artists I follow at most, and even then you can just enjoy their earlier work
Meet your season 3 cast
>>564343293doesn't entropy decrease things
>>564343352We've already got one dyke flop, don't need another
>>564343310You mean it's only happened quickly enough for you to notice a change with like 20% of the artists you follow
Instead of Mr. Beast let’s talk about Mrs. Breasts
Meet your season 3 crossover
>>564343379fuck if i know nigga i am a coomer not robert einstein
chefingtons am i supposed to cut tomatos vertical or horizontal?
>>564343936Depend what you want to make but it rarely fucking matters
I think vaseraga is balanced
>>564343431vira was a dyke success
what is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud einsteinwhat is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud epsteinwhat is blud doin with those combos is he tung tung sahur or is he a sus womens or an anti-furry making based dark strings waiti think i know what he's inputting now wait6 7what is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud einsteinwhat is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud epsteini think this diddy blud is epsteini think this diddy blud is einsteini think we are gonna turn him into kabilain mechanism what is this diddy blud doooiiiinnnnnwhat is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud einsteinwhat is this diddy blud doin in the training mode is blud epstein
>>564344092a w*m*n laughed at me for cutting the tomato the wrong way today and did not elaborate further. i am currently in a downward spiral of despair.
>>564344173Vira was a dyke who was slowly being cured success. Then they went all in on the dykery and her popularity plummeted. I still find it funny that Vira interest was slightly reignited for a bit after Kat died.
>>564344147not in GBVS apparently
>>564344240I want to say you don't need to worry about it, but at the same I want to call you a fucking retard for worrying about it.Not sure which to pick, but as I said unless you're making a specific dish and just wanted some slices or some shit then like I said it doesn't fucking matter, it really doesn't.
Speaking of Vira and tomatoes, someone post the Vira tomato webm to help anon out
If I enter the lobby and see 0/100, I am nuking this fucking general to radioactive dust.
>>564344610me to tomatoesi HATE tomatoes
>>564344709Can't you just rape us like a civilized individual would?!
Vira hates tomatoesbut I bet she likes ketchup
>>564344230I unironically enjoy that song
>>564344147Nobody is thinking this.
>>564344870this is the best versionhttps://youtu.be/jqcX93Tuzgk?si=P3OKC5goVWQTI4jx
>>564344240She didn't know if it was right or wrong, she was just shit-testing you to see if you knew. You got played.
>>564345091goes hard
>>564344870>>564345091for me its Shock My Dog I Can't Stop
One match of blueslop trash and I lost all desire to play. Amazing how this fucking nasty tranny pachi managed to ruin yet another game.
what is this diddy blud doin hittin combo limit is blud einstein
>>564344173Vira is a bi now
>>564346105vira.. you hit the wall 21 years ago.
>>564346217nigga
>>564346264niggalicious
>>564346264
>>564346217
When do we turn into the Relink general?
>>564346264>>564346517truth hertz.
>>564346736We dontWe are destined to remerge with ggg
>>564346736After Season 3
The thread for people who think they can turn into other genders is two blocks down
>>564346852c-cute
>>564346910>Implying that the Queen on EU isn't welcomed in her KingdomLeave.
>>564346910Fuck you
Zzzz
>>564346872ggg is going to die as soon as grubbas get tired of their new toy, and will go back to being ggg+arcsys
R u jelos
>>564302116ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU
https://x.com/i/status/2046709704592642360
>>564347854and they call this a low tier
>>564347854grub if it were a good game
>>564343832Unironically, and I say this as the straightest poster on this general, too big
>>564347854This will be Galleon's 2.60 bnb combo
>>564348240show us what you like faggot
>>564347854I-i-is that s-s-sauce???
>>564348376
>>564343832keep posting this in /ggg/. only you can defeat that one autist.
>>564348636who am i trying to defeat exactly?i like gio ops
>>564349469the one autist who gets mad when 1/750+ posts contains an image not directly related to the general. who is probably the same autist who does it in here.
I hope a mom does well and gets far in EVOJP.
>>564349936I look like this
>>564349853me when I have to pay the gay and retarded tax for playing strive
How do I eat ass?
>>564350000She won't
>>564350371That's a meme, nobody actually does it.
>>564350000AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHA.>Does her shitty fireball in neutral>RIDING FREE!>Tries to 5U from fullscreen>FIYAH!Does she even have any notable players at this point
>>564350371Start with Step 1: (this is the tricky part) find another human being. Note- consent is optional but highly recommendedStep 2: peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero
>>564350535
>>564350537I don't care. I want to eat ass anyway
He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to yo MOMMA!
The worst part about the Versusia nerfs is that she ABSOLUTELY DID NOT DESERVE IT. It's arguable if she needed to be nerfed at all, let alone not only the extent of the nerfs but also the kind of nerfs themselves.
>>564351012I think 5U launching was deserved
>>564351012She didn't even get to win an evo, she was completely destroyed right before it
Versusia would be fun and playable if 5U was still plus, that was the nerf that put her in the dirtyou could have just nerfed it to +2 since its functionally her 66L
Do all characters really needs a win on just one tourney?
Oh what's up guys, never noticed this had a general. I haven't played since right after Meg came out, but this was the first fighting game I've actually enjoyed in years. Anything interesting going on with it lately? Is it alive enough for a third character pass?
>>564351283Woah. Imagine if mom won evo...
>>564351513Oh just more schizoing and hopiuming.
>>564351513... Are you for real? Have you really played this game all this time and this is your first time here? Damn. Well, I guess Meg hasn't been that long. Either way, we are at thread #988.>Anything interesting going on with it lately? EVOJP and possibly news just around the corner.>Is it alive enough for a third character pass?Their plans are currently unknown.
>>564351513The game is dead and bleeding players, support is ending after the extra dlc character we're getting instead of a new season. Nobody is happy with the current state of the game or the devs' refusal to change it.
>>564351786>... Are you for real? Have you really played this game all this time and this is your first time here? Damn.Yeah, I picked it up because I asked a friend of mine who's big on fighting games what's good these days, and spent most of my time playing it getting raped in casual queue or humiliating a buddy of mine who trash talks any time he doesn't get perfected. Just checked and apparently I've clocked nearly 80 hours, which feels absolutely insane to me.
>>564352061 (me)>nearly 80 hours, which feels absolutely insane to meBears mentioning I picked it up in some autumn sale or another.
>>564352061You have a good friend.Granblue is pretty great, it's biggest problem is small playerbase due to being niche. If you can get past that, there's little reason not to play.It helps that besides the fun and chill gameplay, the game is just comfy. The lobby, the art, the music. You also get in contact with the world of Granblue which is pretty interesting.
>>564352061Wish I have a friend that plays Granblue because most of my friends are all Tekkenfags and the least rarest was Strive and Blazblue :(
Your season 3 cast
>>564302279FPBP
>>564352345>the world of GranblueIt's my first exposure to that too, art aside. I keep thinking I should check out story mode. Really I just need to fire it up and see if my skills have atrophied or if I've done that weird thing where you take a break from something and come back better at it.>>564352649Dire. I put probably a thousand hours or more into Tekken Tag Tournament in high school but none of the later ones grabbed me. I've never really gotten into Guilty Gear because it's never had a character with both an aesthetic and a gameplay style that I like. Honestly I'm surprised GBVSR doesn't have more people playing it.
>>564353043how pathetic~
>>564353043I say this.
>>564302658I can never see her as a Draph because her horns look fake
>>564357068that's rude, she got the crystal leper on her horns
>SF6 gets Tifabruh
Final fantasy is gay
Stop pissing in the water, niia.
>>564357456Who gives a shit niggaIt's about Tekken getting NTR'd
>>564357297>Tifa will get turned into yet another highly detailed, realistic looking Horror Engine abomination, complete with visible skin pores, blemishes and all that shitWhat a fucking waste.
INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS INGRID DID THIS
>>564357456Oh nice some cool water to refresh myself time to dri- why am I feeling drunk and I'm fainting?
>>564358142
>>564358231Niia-sama...
>>564312517Pic related is fantastic>good humor>fun adventure>good supporting cast that actually does shit>great endingJust don't expect it to get too serious since it's first and foremost a comedy mangaGranblue Fantasy Versus where the fuck is 2.60 Rising
>>564357903yeah, did me.
>>564359054Does he carry the coffin around like Django or is that just for the cover?That trope really needs to be reutilized somewhere.
People forget we have our own GBVS WORLD TOUR coming up. Fuckyouhara apologized for the lack of content lately, but there are big plans for rising. Season 3 will happen. Slop mechanics will get fixed. We're all gonna make it
>>564360038I believe
>>564359985Just for the cover
>>564360038
Slop mechanics nerfedNew Mechanic is even sloppier
>>564360407Yeah I had a Zooey moment.Not like a corpse with a sword would be useful.
>>564360038Evo JP reveal is real
>>564360038Nooo pls comeback to AWT :( aren't we arcsisters?
I'm going to start playing again. I want to pick up a new character though. I don't remember who my secondary was but I was competent with Beatrix and looking to branch out into someone else who isn't rushdown and, preferably, specifically is going to counter and frustrate my retard friend who leans into doing gimmick one-move strats like Belial's gaywalk and teleporting behind with Beelzebub. Any recommendations?
Vikala sloppy toppy
>>564360962rip that one anon who posted brick thumbnails...
>>564360861There isn't really any counter to gaywalk and bubslop.
>>564361086Holy shit, now that you mention it
>>564361162It's annoying but at least he's predictable. It's always satisfying to be on voice and hear the "NO!" when I drop what I'm doing because I'm anticipating gaywalk, use it to run him into the corner, and combo everything I've got into a KO.
>>564360861as the other anon mentioned, there's no specific counter to those two. You counter those by>Belial parrybait, hold guard button and throw punish>Bubsreact to it and close heavy
>>564360038>Fuckyouhara apologized for the lack of content latelWhere?
luv sheep
>>564362624did you not watch awt
>>564362871Oh that, I thought you meant recently.
>>564341626You might be a big prancing la-la-la-la homosexual
>>564362727Rape
>BPs removed>RS now just cost 50 meter>BC now costs 25 meterenjoy your 2.6 slop
Yay, today was an okay day. Hope it was for you guys too and let's hope tomorrow is even better.
>>564362727you only like her for her breasts
Oh yeah I "luv" sheep too.
>>564363973>Today>Played Goku Daima it was low effort but good but man it's still the same ass Bamco's DBFZ.>DBFZ grind>Tomorrow>Watch Ingrid gameplay trailer>Granblue, DBFZ and Strive grind>Another tomorrow>Krauser day and there's a leak the game will have new menus, new stages and new modes>COTW grind>Another tomorrow tomorrow>Touch grass
>>564312509I am still perplexed at you mentioning that. Can you talk more about it I legitimately would love to know.
>>564364030'ove her hair'ove her horns'ove her breasts'ove aoi yuki'ove her kufufu
>>564361354Belial's blueslop parry has no counter though, it's just an unreactable command grab and parry
>unreactableYes, if you are me.
>sieg casually gets 3 buffs off while I'm pressuring him and 2 touches mealright no rematch
>>564365193ggs shake my hand
How much damage does 3x Manigace Heavy Verdrägen does to someone at 0 BP?
>>564365556Can't be assed to open the game to check, but the based damage is 2600, so with 3 stacks it should do 3380 and 5070 against a 0BP opponent
>>564357456wait wasnt there some drama with these water dispensers?
Love yourself /gbvsg/
i love myself daily while reading monkey doujins
>>564347854https://x.com/TheJrJam/status/2046715876703973642
>>564366328he's playing on the 2.6 build
Why does Eustace feel like he moves in fast motion compared to every other character, he can shoot and throw grenades only to recover instantly to 2H you
>>564368182slop character like zooey
>>564368182Rainbow Guile function
>>564365297I do not shake hands with gay people
>>564368182Charge character that doesn't need to charge.
>>564368182Calculus. Nuff said.
>>564343090>any artist you follow will inevitably get more and more gross and fetishisticthat doesn't happen oft->anywhere you go for a specific kind of porn will inevitably get more and more extreme nevermind>be into extreme fucked up shit>b-b-but not like that!!!maybe you're not as hard as you think you are
If it's not scat or guro I can't even get hard anymore.
Your fetishes are weak.
>>564361354>gaywalkDon't throw fireballs further than at close range. Best punish is to jump behind him and heavy.>teleportIs unsafe, mash buttons. The only time it isn't is if he hard read your fireball or something, in that case just shake his hand
>>564369753nta but every time I try to react to bubs teleport with a button he's somehow conveniently out of range and punishes me for it
>>564360038This time for sure!
>>564368563literally this
>>564372046this poster has tiny pathetic buttonszako zaaako~
>>564372046Because the only one playing this game in the dev team is FKHR. FKHR plays Shartfied and Lowskill and barely anything else, so when they change a character he tries them out on Siegfried, he punishes anything they do with Tumorfied's 2M and go "oh ok it's punishable alright sent it!" and then release the character without knowing it feels miserable to play against for 80% of the cast.This is why shit like Vaseraga's buffs go live.>How is it strong? Just H fireball him dude and his armor is no more
Who's Siegfried's favorite filmmaker?Uwe Boll
>>564377232
Why is this demonic bullshit not minus on block
>>564377789it is
>Look for high level matches>No hit confirming, just randomly throwing out H specials because they're all plus on block anywayI want to take this game seriously but it's just so unserious
Why is it not MORE minus on block?And super minus on whiff?It should be so minus that you could slow walk from fullscreen and punish him with a c.H.
It's plus on whiff if my opponent does it.It's superminus on whiff if I do it.
>>564377840
>>564378014whats vane gonna do when you clash far lights with him
>>564377942it's overtuned garbagecan't roll it, can't jump it (i dare you to try), recovers near instantly so you're talking micropenis steps toward him and then he f.Ms or BCs and you have to do it againferry is unironically easier to fight than that gigafaggot
>>564377789??? it i->>564378014get cancer Vane tranniesthis game is trash
>>564377942same reason why a 1/3 screen dash attack is +2 on block
>>564378014>24 framesyou should be able to react to this
He literally needs it lol
>>564378014all you have to do is push your 7 frame button.
>>564378530he can fake it with f.L which has the same starting animation
>>564379514it really does not
Post the most annoying weapons your opponent could use.Hardmode: no prismatic weapons.
>>564381859seox cat gloves
>>564378327Saw this happen in one of the nip tournies and he's cancer
>filtered by bottom 5 Vane
>>564378327Vane cucklords are right and he's not that good. Because top tiers massacre him.However if your character is fair or somehow has no way to deal with his bullshit it's just over. This game has some of the most retarded MUs ever seen, every day I have to contain the urge to become Elliot Rodger 2 when I read that this is one of the most balanced modern fighting games when it's been nothing but top tiers sharting on the entirety of the cast since release and when its unfun to play for everyone but the top tiers
>>564383971>However if your character is fairFair and balanced Vira struggles immensely in this MU.
>>564383941I CAN'T SPOTDODGE
>>564384237She has her U neutral skip and good normals, she has it better than most of the cast. But yeah if he puts his shield up I have no idea what you can do with her besides coping
>>564384287me either bwo
>>564381859
>>564386643cute niller
>>564386643my pp inted of shephehe
>>564384287>spotdodge>he's -3 or some shitspotdodge and then what
>>564383971>However if your character is fair or somehow has no way to deal with his bullshit it's just over.Examples?
>>564387936My character
>>564387936any of the rushdownsanyone without a proper fireball
>>564388093>any of the rushdownsYou mean the ones that 66L in 8 frames across the screen before the 24 frame move is out?>anyone without a proper fireballFerry gods...Vas gods...
>>564388184get a fucking grip vanetranny, no one is 66Ling vane out of the startup of his 214X
>>564388093It's funny how "Energy Destruction" fucks over the characters without energy attacks more than it fucks the ones who have them.
>>564388306>no argumentrushdowns ESPECIALLY with their insane run speed and half screen 66Ls can def do it, learn to play
>>564388424i cannot put in to words how much you need to kill yourself you stupid fucking worthless nigger
>>564388424post 1 replay of people using said tactics
>>564388550>another one btfo'd and raped factually by the Vane Lawyers
>>564388607i can't because i'm too busy getting raped by my dad like any other vaneGAWD
>>564388607you want me to post someone running in and 66Ling vane from half screen?
>>564388550>>564388872>>564388306he's baiting youjust rejoice in the fact that this tranny game will never be relevant, will die like the shart it is and be forgotten (it already is as no one ever mentions it not even as a suggestion for noobs to the genre)well maybe he agrees with me too in that case he's based for baiting people here and starting shitpost wars
>>564389047*while his 214x isnt on cooldown
>>564389149amazing
>THIS GAME HAS LESS SAUCE THEREFORE IRRELEVANT
>>564387936>Examples?This character
>2 random retards with 1 literally being called glue>vane not even trying to play the game and just backwalkingGMs btw>>564389507I was making a statement. no one cares about this game. this is a fact not my opinion
>>564387778Keep doing it. If you spotdodge all swings, he's not making progress. No hits, no chip, nothing. He'll do something else.Spotdodging is just telling him he's not going to get the easy win where his opponent impales himself on Energy Destruction over and over.
>>564389471>few secs later vira getting owned by 214L spam>then vane runs in for some reasonwtf
>>564389728Ouh ok.
incredible
>be vane nigger>be stupid as fucking shit>do some dumb fucking shit like ripping a 24 frame startup up move from up close>oh no i got hit??? how could this be??? maybe i should have taken more dicks in my ass!
>>564390073>fireball>best 66L in the gamehuh huhnot only you're defending the homo slop self insert for that giant massive faggot of a game lead but you're not even doing it properlywhat do you get from defending this unlikeable tranny character? no seriously what? I refuse to believe you play him, the only one who does here is not this retarded
>blocks 1 (one) attack>immediately autopilots to 214slop in fM/66L distanceThis is the kind of absolute fucking mentally stunted retard telling you to "learn to play" lmao
I took a nap and literally had a wet dream about being diddled by Metera.I haven't woken up with such a tremendous boner that could split fucking Jupiter in half in quite the years, Jizzingtons.
What if no character had a meterless dp, everyone had a metered one, and there was a universal mechanic to do a dp when your attack is blocked, possibly tied to a resourcegranblue fantasy ideas guy game development rising
you deserve to remain jobless fantasy rising
DO NYOT SPEAK OF THE J WORD
but i have 2 jobs fantasy versus rising
Any NA lobbygoers up for an hour of grubbin'?
>wageslaving
Belial the kind of guy to say No Loads Refused and then refuse every load that isn't Lucillius's
SHARE THE LOAD
>>564390290>somebody wanted me to post someone running in and 66Ling vane from half screen while his 214x isnt on cooldown>I posted multiple examples with rushdowns and or no fireballs both>goalpost moving or ad hominem ensues as expected, but here's debagame vs rookies btw as the last presentyou lost, sorrynever fuck with vanegawds, noobs
Oh boy, time to open up /gbvsg/ and OSRS at my desk again
>>564392051>>I posted multiple examples with rushdowns and or no fireballs boththe first example was a retard not even trying to play the game as I saidthe second is SOMEONE PRESSING THE MOVE AFTER BLOCKING A FIREBALL YOU MONGTARDand this one is HE DOING 5U ON ROUND START5U ON ROUND STARTDEBA WHO JUST FUCKING TROLLS WHEN HE'S NOT PLAYING IN TOURNEYS OR VASERAGAS IF YOU WATCHED ANY OF HIS STREAMSNIGGER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEIT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO INSULT YOU
>He refused my load, Gran! >Refused your load?>He said he was no loads refused!>And he refused your load?>Refused it!>She was tryin' to bring old loads, Gran, she was savin' them for a week in a jar!>You were bringing old loads?>He said no loads refused!>You can't bring old loads Djeeta, everyone knows that>Well nobody told me that No Loads Refused actually means Some Loads Refused
>>564392280shut the fuck up costanza
hang on let me do itoh wait I don't have Vane unlockedbecause I would NEVER use VANE
>I wouldn't refuse your load, Djeeta!
You want toBring Djeeta?
But what if her load gets refused?
>>564390507>214slop
>>564391820I'll go. I'm pretty sick so my gameplay will be questionable, though.
214 is in all circumstances more satisfying to use for a special than 236You cannot debate this
>>564393293I agree. Since it's a back motion it's like turning on a chainsaw or something.
JUST FUCKING SLURP IT ALREADY
>>564393372it's like rearing back to prepare for the moveif it's a projectile, you're bracing against the forceif it's movement or an attack, it's like bending your kees to jump or pulling your fist back to punch
>>564393419Only if you post the pasta
(C104) [HandfulHappiness! (七原冬雪)] FORBIDDEN DESIRE (グランブルーファンタジー)kino
>open doujin link>old man on the coverdon't you guys ever get bored of this
>>564393093Launching
>>564393853No.
>>564393853>I'm on the coverwhy would I be mad
personally i hope to age into some kind of refined dracula or snape but if you want to actively give up and self insert as a fat bald failure that's your perogative i guess
That's only if you always workout and be active.
>>564393745that's pretty cool thank youa bit too old unfortunately really needs x-ray
>>564394310yesdo you NOT want to be one of those old people in tracksuits who can actually walk around and still love life and are all there mentally?that's the real reward of being healthy, you don't just live longer, you *live* longer
>>564394310>>564394493A healthy man can want a thousand things, a sick man only wants one thing.
>>564394493that is a luxury for boomers. millenioomers and zoomers are going to be working until they are 80+, kill themselves, or mysteriously die from "health issues" that didn't exist when boomers were youngprices go up, not downretirement age goes up, not downthe longer you live, the richer (((they))) become and the more (You) suffereverything will continue to get worse as long as pissrael exists
and thats why you invest!
>Playing and farming stocks
>he doesn't have, at the very least, an 1% allocation in BTC
>>564395534Kinda wanna fuck the thing on the right whatever it is
>>564395059All jews are evilHitler was right
>>564395637Really? her sister siscon yuri is much better.
>>564395851i wish i was a cat
>>564395851Nah that's my bad bro I was being overloaded by coom so I managed to be retarded enough to mix up my right from my left
>>564395851>Fuck a furryfagNo thanks.
>>564395851She has nice legs.
>>564392234Yes, you manged to (not very accurately) explain what is happening in the clips. And? Where is your argument? I posted a clips where "someone running in and 66Ling vane from half screen while his 214x isnt on cooldown", like was in the contract. Thus the argument is concluded by me winning and you losing since you do not have a response back. The conclusion - vane can be 66L'd against from half screen even when his 214 is not on cooldown as proven by me.
>>564396116>>564395851>>564395534I like the new Arcsys 2D/3D mix graphics but sprite art is just the best
i actually looked into buying gold coins today and the price to get in is absurd considering you can't buy them in fractionsit's like what people think stocks are like
>>564393293I can.
>>564396330Why not gold bars instead?
>>564396398yet you refused to do so?>>564396209i'd like it if it wasn't pixel arti can appreciate it from an artistic standpoint, and it looks good for what it is, but it's pixel art so it just doesn't look great
>>564396445coins are cooler and my ancestor was a pirate
>building wealth in current yearIf you're not a trustfund baby you're fucked anon, your only door out is a substantial exception like winning a big lottery or some shit
>>564396116>Moveset includes tons of high kicks>Put her in a miniskirtThis is to communicate that she's evil (slutty), great design
>>564396532236 is sending out a bullet, approaching the enemy head on214 is slow wind up for fatties
>>564396445dragons dont hoard gold bars
>>564396680women kick, men punchthat's how it works anon
>>564396734POV - you just got OOOOOOOH'd
>>564396853
>>564396445Bars are much more gold than a coin so it's more expensive.>>564396330Buy silver instead. The point with precious metals is that you're just taking whatever cash you have and turning it into something that won't lose value, so the price doesn't actually matter, just how much you want to stow in PM form.This is not financial advice, financial advice tongues my anus.
>>564396547>>564396734>Hurr durr preserving is overrated. Coins are more valuableBased
imagine killing a dragon and raiding his hoard of silver coinsyou'd think he was a huge virgin loser
>>564397309>Kills this creature
>>564396950>something that won't lose valuesure, until they decided it's time for it to lose value, all investments are 100% speculative at the mercy of the highest holder
Warren Buffet says he doesn't buy gold because it doesn't make money
>>564397650That's literally anything, including fiat. No such thing as safety in this life.>>564397720He ain't wrong. >>564397362Galleon probably has a huge hoard of gold, go try to take that and her eyes will open right up.
Galleon probably has a huge hoard of load
>>564397842cash is actually one of the worst ways to store your money because it is only ever guaranteed to lose valueuntil you need cash, then it's not
https://x.com/zawapush/status/2046971031995502959
>>564398179WOAH MOMMA
>>564397842>That's literally anything, including fiat. No such thing as safety in this life.exactlythe only thing in life that has any value is obtaining the grand master in granblue fantasy versus rising
are golden golshis speculative assets?
>>564398209i did this!
>>564398604i impregnanted this (the user, not the gif)
>>564398846
>>564398209Delusional.
GGs sheepbro.As I was getting at, mom's blueslop is incredibly underwhelming. Just look at a her 214U, fullscreen hit, but no armour, no invuln (even though she disappears from the screen), no combo, -4 on block and it pushes her back to fullscreen. So you just spend meter to get in and the reward if it hits is 3k damage, a HKD, and it pushes her back to the other side of the screen. Outside of checkmate situations, it's pretty damn pointless.
i wish i lived in a country where i could sell my blood and sperm for money
>16 frames startup jumpscare move>"underwhelming"You really want your slop to give you a BJ, paizuri, prostate massage, feetjob and ear rub all at the same time.
>the year is 2026>retards still look at start up frames of blueslop as if they're a normal move in-game when in reality each has about twice as much start up in real life time because of slowdown effectretard nigger faggotnot the versusia anon btw
oh no it's a minus on block mid what am i gonna doooooo
>>564400384doesn't it also have travel time on top of the disappearing only being cosmetic and being able to be hit out of it
>>564400538yes
>>564400384yes and drive rush is slowly and easy to check thats why you dont see it abused
versusia 214 should all be +8 to keep with the spirit of all the other advancing slopmoves in this game
>>564400384You are a Silver Master.
>>564400648why do you have the need to deflect and shitpost into the furthest corners of the fighting game world and pretend to be this retarded just to try to make someone upset>>564400721gm actually
>>564400107Did you read the post?No armourNo invulnNo comboNegative on blockPushes her back to fullscreen if it isn't done in a comboI mean seriously, do you actually think it's even remotely good?
guys im low health and versusia is gonna try to chip me with specials i wonder what move she's gonna use
>>564400721I don't even play ranked lmao
>just sit still while being at chip range, don't press any buttons>surely this will make me win, somehow
>>564400107>really want your slop to give you a BJ, paizuri, prostate massage, feetjob and ear rub all at the same time.From mom? Absolutely.
>>564400923i cast medium pillar
>>564400867>see someone who actually played in the lobby post about it>proceed to shitpost about them trying to make them feel worse just for the sake of it>nitpick about something related to what he said to most likely get a reply and go from therethats the strategy of his baiting, dont respond
>>564401050>I play arcade mode, survival mode and replaying story mode. I don't care about online whatsoever.
>>564400809because its exactly the same scenario puppyyou silly goosenow lets see you reacting to blue jump scares
>>564401524ok
>>564401626whos my silly goose?
>>564401674
>>564401674youre my goofy gander
>>564401183True, I should've known it was bait
>>564401897>>564401801i am silly not goofy...
>>564393419
>>564402101>Troon art>I'm sillyMight as well go fool troon and say "I'm whimsical" lil homo
>>564403793its just a silly cat, i dont know nothing about a tranny
Will I get Gold Master today?Please believe in me!
>>564404018evens yesodds no0 play another game
>>564404232Thank you!
a character that can use their swords but...telepaticallyhow about THAT?
>>564404383woah its inuyasha
>>564404490Jiyuna....It's time to let of that Siete dream goYou have two kids...
>>564404490Woah I see!
>>564404490I'm interested in this.
>>564404818CALVADOS
>>564368182He doesn't, his stuff has lengthy recovery. You can go check troonloop.
>>564405268bros it looks like a giant turd
>>564384950this one makes me hungry unironically
>>564404490
>>564405352Thas gawdlike
>>564404818ELECTRIC WIND GOD DAURO
Galleon's giant turd...
Ilsa shitting a massive turd on my cock
>scat>scat>scat>scat>golden shower>scat
Nasty retards
>>564404818MOTORBOATO
I'm not nasty I just want to shove my tongue deep in Djeeta's butthole and tickle her prostate
>>564397309
>>564400107>to give you a BJ, paizuri, prostate massage, feetjob and ear rub all at the same time.She does have four arms...
>>564407089>Bjokay>paizuriTits and chest covered in weird metal thing>prostate massageHands covered in metal gauntlet thingy>feet jobsShe's digitigrade with metal looking feet, she'd slice your dick to pieces>ear rubgay
>>564407615worth it
>>564407089all 2 of those to scratch my back and 2 of those to rub my back all at the same time
>>564404018Believe in the gold master that believes in you
'supy'know there's this tournament happening on saturday and it'd be kind of cool if you join or somethinghttps://challonge.com/w98qpki8
>>564404720Heartwarming, HAPA kids?
>>564405352If your turds have green in them that's not healthy my Kizzington>>564407982Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nyo.
>>564407615>BJslightly larger than human sized dragon fangs, still worth it>PaizuriProbably dragon scales, still shows skin so it's probably worth it, might be cold>Prostate massageWorth, might be larger than normal, also you have to lift the tail>Feet jobCovered in dragon scales but it's mom so she's delicate, might be cold>Ear rubMom would get embarrassed and punish you with sky shattering mating press
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuuYrlUhrP0FKHRT ON SCREEEEN
>>564408150This reminds me of that one time my poop came out green, so I told my sister, who's a doctor>sis, I think there's something wrong with me, my poop came out green>sis: it's because you ate green cake >huh? is it? how do you know?as it turns out, her friend, who was also a doctor, had done the same as me and told her that he pooped green and didn't know why. he had eaten the same cake kek
SHART AND POOP FANTASY GENERAL
Join the tournament
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*And my main is _________.
>Oh you blind bloody fool!>YOU CAN'T INSULT MEH!
>first Ranked match against a Lancelot>second is against Lowain
>>564409238but I DID join the tournament
>all this literal shit talk, all the time>currently have a stomach virusThis general badly needs a gastroenterologist on staff
I need to perform a colonoscopy on Versusia with my tongue
>in the shit general>why are they talking about shit
Okay, Ranked doesn't seem like it works today.Anyone in EU wanna play for an hour?
>>564410226sure but what game?
watch this shit scrubby dead no viewers eu tourney instead https://www.twitch.tv/taffertv
>>564410383>the faggiest com voice in recent memory>cag on screen mashing spearsno thank you
>>564410226Is that spot taken up yet? If not I'll hop on.
>>564410383I don't watch subhumans, sorry
>>564410859No, we can play. I'll join the lobby.Or say, if you want to play in the room.
>>564411027what does that mean and how do you know? hmmm?
>>564411079joining lobby
>/gbvsg/ likes to talk about scat>/ggg/ likes to talk about golden showerNyoticing
THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD
>>564411117>He isn't educated on his enemiesAnd this is why you'll lose.
Which one's the vomit general?
>>564411459I have no enemies
Vore? Hmmmm
strive lobby?
>>564410383>all the good players got random'd out by shitters>only random mickey bums leftno point in watching anymore
>>564411663people are mean here if you join
>>564412026lmao who cares?
We playing Relink on Friday?
Strive is like sooo old~~
>GBVS 7 years old>Strive 6 years old
>>564377942>>564378362>UUUHMMMMMM.... this easily dodged move with A HUNDRED startup frames should also be super minus ackshuallyFuck off retard.
>>564412273alright, are you NA?
>>564412681>this easily dodged move with A HUNDRED startup frames should also be super minus ackshuallyYes.
uh oh.... someone pulled the dick out of the vanetranny's ass and now he's having a melty again
>>564412781nyo...
>>564412681Based
>rbf spike every time someone uses a special>200ms>still plugs after I wingranblue fantasy versus... ranked
>>564411547>>564411563Don't say I didn't warn you.Watch your back.
>>564413858
Does anyone have the Djeeta "kill everyone, just kill everyone" guestbook post pic?
I swear Galleon is borderline Cagliostro levels of cancer since she got buffed.
>>564414961>Accept my blessings anon
react to the spears
This game sucks
>>564415179React to spears, react to energy destruction, react to Galleon grab...any other crazy unreactable things you want me to "react" to?
They always say "react to spears" when nearly all spear hits are counter hits
>>564415534unc... I...
>>564414961always was
>>564415534A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
I have played mostly against Metera and Ferry today and I have AIDS and cancer now
>>564415179you first, caggot
>>564415941I really regret wasting like 1hrs on FFXIV
>>564414961Do you people just take turns typing the DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS possible in order to keep the thread moving or is it always one guy?
>>564415941
every character in this game is cancer to fight because this game is cancer
>>564414961oof, the Galleon Gang didn't like this one
>>564415941Rising is shit.That, I can't deny.
>>564416068One guy
>>564416102The blurry sheep always makes me kek
>>564416175correct
Evens and I play Strive (left)Odds and I play Grub (right)
>>564416558hmmm based
>>564416058https://youtu.be/OjKJUcic8k4I named my character after a line said in this video. That, I don't regret.But yeah I tried to play that with some friends but I couldn't stand the start, and if I did i would not be able to stand the community later on.
>>564416558based
STAN EDJISTAN DIPPAH
Lalafells!
>>564417129I am going to punch you
I'm so dogshit at this game, grubbas
>>564417640you are going to make it, king
>>564416558it's the third time now.even lady luck thinks the game is trash
>>564417640it's natural to suck at actual fighting games after playing granblue, don't worry.oh, you were playing strive, right? right...?
>Lalafells!
>>564417640i guarantee you i am worse
I’m so gawdlike at this game, grubbas.
>>564418181grubbaGOD... picking your mickey of choice to slop into a 50% combo from fullscreen away
SKAMAETA
>>564417640>>564418097ft10 me for the title of worst player
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEXtotal impregnation of the mid lobby player that no one gives a shit about
bros, i am mpreg
>>564417129
AHEMTING TING TING TING TING TING (sound of me raising a crystal glass and hitting it with a silver spoon)I have an announcement to make.Tonight I will play Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising in the lobby and have fun with my /gbvsg/ friends.Thanks for your attention.
>DjeetaxPercy mpreg
None of you are my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuuYrlUhrP0ggrubbers... we won...
>>564415085Honestly, her 5H is somehow her least egregious move now.Like, why did her 5U need more range when uncharged, why did it need less charge time, why did it need to cause a crumple when fully charged?Why did she need to be able to drop multiple rocks in a row?Why did her 623H rock throw need to track you full screen and be plus on block?
they're ERPing in the guestbook again>>564419334I'll be there
All paths end in ERP.
forgot pic
>>564420291Finishing Moves my liege. I doubt he even plays the game.
Thanks for the games, Versusia/Yool-anon.The former MU feels certainly a lot smoother than fighting the funny fox. I tried to play "lame" there at the end, but even that just doesn't do much.
>>564420291Posts like this are like the green goblin mask talking to me
Did they make Seox's empty hand fully invincible instead of only projectile invincible?I swear I used to be able to hit him out of it with a well timed 214M from Vicky...
Is there an easier way to get up to date on mom's combos besides watching replays and copying what I see
>>564421254Crush level maybe? I used to be able to f.H on reaction, it doesn't work any more.
>>564421254>>564421387nope, they slopped it up good and it's just full invuln now
>>564420618GGs Meganon.Yeah, the mom v meg matchup felt bad. Especially because you kept jumping over everything and I thought I could anti air 22H. Biggest mistakes of my life. It's amazing how much better the fox can play against Meg.Thanks for the games. Play again soon.
>>564421278Sorry no. Not even a great video I can think of is dedicated to her. Just gotta watch the replays and write it down.
>>564421278>Go to Youtube.com>Type in the search bar "Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising Versusia combos>Sort by upload dateRetard
>>564421473That's fucked up
>>564421967Hmmm...Hmmmmmmmmm....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....nyo
>>564420859do you want to rp together?
>>564422095I mustn't, quitting it was a struggle
LUCKY
>>564419334
COOKIE
TRANNY
i miss when people's sense of humor was more advanced than putting slop and tranny after every other word
SLOPPY
TOPPY
SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED
Baking.
>>564423505back then it was all gay jokes or racism. people were never creative
>>564423505
>opponent is Sieg>has 3 stacks>Your dp gets blockedHow do (You) react gbvsg when this happens
>>564424052You have a DP?
>>564424237>>564424237>>564424237
>>564424037and "sneed" beats everything
>>564419994Coming to my ancient laptop in 720p at 30fps
