Previous: >>564368825>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
Mambo!
Chiyo raped me
>>564388115The things I'd do for a Laisu imouto...
>>564388195ryan is the cutest mejiro and i’m tired of pretending otherwise
>>564388217>(SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyWtf whats happening in JP why are there so many? Is that just 1 banner with shittons of cards, are those type of events the best time to pull?
>>564388309this is true
>want to use guts cards on the xog for CM13 because my gut tells me this is the ideal way>1 speed 3 guts 2 wit>but I can't separate kita and NTR because I need NTR's gold green and NTR alone is not a good cards>2 guts card is not enough>1 wit card is suicidewhat do I do, maybe I should just 2 speed 1 power and 3 wit and call it a day
>>564388339>Is that just 1 banner with shittons of cardsyes
release the chiyonotes
Would you still love your /uma/bf if he was a B rank shitter?
>>564388370wait for bamboo mem
>>564388413You really need to stop playing mihomo games...
i'm B rank because i love my friends
dog
>>564388570cute dog
niggermusume
/uma/ bf sounds gay as fuck, I have /uma/ rivalsWhen I was new there was an anon that was impossible for me to beat in scrims so every CM uma I made was made only to beat him, now I'm on the same level as him but you get the feeling.
>>564388570Cute dog
>>564388413my /uma/bf won't be a B rank shitter with me around to help him
kikemusume when
>>564388370You can start by not being a Gutsmaxxing retard
>>564388606from enemies to loverscommon trope
>>564388570cute Dog
which uma would TANK their toreina being a /uma/ fag
boysex its a bra on her eye, as for eye injuries we typically put bras on them to keep their eyes safe
post buono
>>564388484I'm B+ because I love my ponies and want to see them grow up
>>564388570>>564388593Fuck off to umajp
>>564388708hot if that's her own bra
>>564388751Whats wrong with inu musumes?
sex with boys>>564388796it is
>>564388450I've seen that card in sloptuber vids but they never advertise it, that unique sounds funny for charm runsit sucks that it's a mile card though>>564388646you're just behind the curve, ricebro
>>564388708So flat
>>564388708
>>564388967I do this
People posting about /uma/bfs and gfs forget the key issue of dating horse girls or boysAre you sufficiently armed
>>564388902Now show me her good gold skill
>based on horses>act like dogs?
>>564388852I need Blast Onepiece
>>564389069gold skills are shit in this game lil bro
>>564389078horse = big weird dog
>>564389048
>>564389078If you think about it, arent horses just very big and dangerous dogs?
>>564389128Ok now show me your 0 gold skill Aries Ace
>>564389194bodysuit SEX
>>564389240its more like the cards only give 1 lvl of the hint thats why its shit
>>564389275KSB always gives 3 hints on POC tho
>>564389330>KSB always gives 3 hints on POC>KSB always gives 3 hints on POC>KSB always gives 3 hints on POC
>>564389241A man of taste
>>564389275Well if they are shit you shouldn't be buying them so show me your 0 gold skill Ace
>>564389194SEX
>>564389367the base uma already comes with enough gold skill and you can just spend on inherit ults
>>564389330>bwoguri.png
>>564389364>>564389427I'll quote you again once I start my dailies
>>564389426concession accepted
>>564389365SEXXXOOO
Give dog plenty of belly rubs
For me its Shakur
>>564389695>can see her panties through the suitAbsolute sex
>>564389745ew
>>564388606that's the difference between you and them club bro, you're based
stop shitposting
>>564389194is she literally just saiba?
>>564389194Pusy vaginatits
It's a dog's world out there
>>564389745cute dyke
just hintmax bros, always be hint maxxing
>>564389903Nah, thats crazy talk.
Stop posting durandal
>>56438948530 million of my children inside her pocket
>>564390106What about saber?
Kinda wondering if I've ever mistaken fanart of Zephyr for Ryan with long hair.
>>564390248ARE THOSE?!!?!?!!!!
>>564390106Is Duramente okay?
durandal should have had big ears
>>564390554Duramente and her whore mother is trash
>>564389048Yes I am
>>564390616Back to dogs I guess
Poor Ruby is a dyke magnet
is this yuri? https://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/2046919445529202919
>>564390735unfortunately for you schizo, unlike Helios, Kei-chan is very trainer sexual
>>564390783>kissing the hairNot only not gay but also PR coded.
>>564390839Dumb dogs shouldnt be so smug
Which one's the better HOg?
>>564390783>>564390856WHWWWWAT ASAKA VOICES ESPOIR CITY????? HOLY SHIT MY GOAT I'M PULLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>564391017Right but both are witlets
>>564391104maya wouldn't dress like this
>>564391128My wit cards refuse to even double rainbow unless it's a G1 day.Well I got maybe 1 or 2 more tries in me.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY FEMININE PENIS IS APULSE
>>564391230>FEMININE PENISIS not a thing.
This guy tells you he's come to live in Tracen and breed with your umas.What do you do?
>>564391194Are you sure?
>>564391315>What do you do?>picrel
>>564391315Sadly, Gentildonna low diffs
>>564391406>>564391410Are stallions supposed to be like this
>>564391558this is LITERALLY impossible
>>564391549Tachy a cute!
>>564391558Curren Chan is stronger
I've got nothing else prepared yet so I need to make other umas rather than more Rudolfs.With my last skill points should I give double circle to firm conditions, right handed, medium straights, late surger straights, shooting for victory or drop something else and double circle a couple things?I also have keep it real and angling and scheming available but I imagine they do nothing
>>564391558the 3 goddess gave her an anti-nuke aura because it would have caused an instant MOAB explosion right there
>>564391558
>>564391681>no nimble>no dober and beyond>no pump>no med shmmmmmm, medium straights
>>564391868I got pump I bought it early to help her win. Sorry fren
holy fuck I kind of like THIS rice...
Umas that have won races overseas and their count
>>564391315Yessir go right ahead
>>564392134Too big...
>>564392171PEARL MY BELOVED
>>564392000Cute Journey
>>564392320Marry me instead!
>>564392171Hmmm a lot of burger Umas like winning overseas
are all the races taiki ran during her career overseas races, since she's a burger and not japanese, same goes for pasa and grass
>>564392320>left to right
Hello friends!!!
>>564392556
>>564392556no
>>564392576What a weeb dess
>>564391549>Tachi is only 159 cmwhat is this feeling? manhandle?
>>564392320
>>564392639Need a JSL King image for Taiki desu wa
>>564392632silence pedophile
>>564392752would Ayabe do this
>>564392632Hi
it's a new day...
>>564392850HUGENice tits, too
>>564392752
>>564391868She may not win Aries but she's my first UG <3
Mare-coded stallions>King Halo>Super Creek>Mayano Top Gun>Mejiro Ardan>Eishin FlashStallion-coded mares>Hishi Amazon>Air Groove>Vodka>Kawakami Princess>Yeppers
>>564392320big ears means horny uma
https://jiggie.fun/mXV3Oyhttps://jiggie.fun/mXV3Oy
>>564392847IT'S A NEW DAYI missed it because I was texting a friend fuck
Hey. Nobody asked, nobody cares.It's time to do a MANT run.
>>564393076>texting a friend EXPLODE
>>564393021>Mare-coded stallionsall true>Stallion-coded maresall falsetry again
>>564393078mmmnyo
>>564393020>1.5M CC>hawkeye>corner accel>kokuraGood luck anon.
how are creekfags building her in MANT?genuinely curious because, isn't her mile aptitude a G? do you farm 18* mile parents or something?
>>564393021Matikanefukukitaru>Matikanefukukitaru
>>564393180>kokuraI had to spend leftover skill points on something. It was that or a front runner skill....
>>564393016Dia chan is argentinian (ie racist)? So based....
>>5643931801.5 million CCs never procs in a bad place this cup, thoughever
>>564391274MY FEMININE COME TASTES LIKE CANDY AND GLITTER
>>564393213Matikanefukukitaru>matikanefukukitaru>matikanetannhauser
>>564393340Proof?
I shouldn't...but I want to...
I am so done with MANT parents
>>564393078I don't wanna
>>564393078YADA
>>564391586For your weak ass maybe
>>564393472erotic robot...
>>564393206I cope by doing OP races in Junior year. Though I only trained her for the long CM and haven't touched her since.
>>564391558Donna would probably love Thragg
>>564393423I haven't seen a single 3* since MANT
>>564388593Purplemusume
Umawife and umafamily
>>564388643now
>>564393753>Umamusume: Across the Maya-Verse
> Last minute making debuffer> Nonborrow roaming falco hits for GW> Scenario event grants prudent positioning> Hit standard, tokyo and nakayama distance from races> Decide to run races as front> Dodging danger and front savvy from rival racesShould I roll for copano rickey? With this level of RNG anything can become a front.
https://www.sporcle.com/games/nemupyoi/horse-drag-queen-or-vtuber
>>564393673I'm just going to do URA, more runs probably outweighs slightly more efficient runs
>>564393673All my MANT 3*s have been guts or wit
>>564394069Gaslight Dancer
>>564394224Vtuber for sure
if at the back, win
not clicking on that
>>564392989Me and my umabf
Since /v/ma clubs are dying do you think they will come here and join or clubs or will they join random clubs or quit the game?This is their top club and used to be comfortably in A+, now they can barely hold on to A rank
>>564395214/v/ma rebranded and is now /vm/a don't crossbreed
any jiggers?
>>564393984They are making a black Maya too?
https://x.com/DailyZeroNTE/status/2046861939700326568 this is literally me and mayano
Water?
>>564395439omg this is soooo awesome from cygames thank u!!!! we need more blacks!!!
>>564395560
>>564395392ctrl-f jigg
It has come to my attention that Marche Lorraine have a quite fat milker
>>564395560Milk.
>>564395571Cygames say racists are not welcome
>>564395686>>564395829Have some... water...
https://youtu.be/kK46N42CTP4?t=16
>>564395686GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>564391230>>564393340>>564393390Feminine penis...
>>564393858
>>564395945Slut
>>564395945
Maruzensky's favorite passtime? Beating down her daughter.
>>564393858We can't let god do all the work.
>>564395936For me it's https://youtu.be/C7Ebfe9p_U0
>>564396135Oh no her clothes will become see throughWait she doesn't need a bra so she doesn't need to worry about it becoming see through
I have recently developed a newfound appreciation for flat chests
>>564391230How smooth is it though?
>>564396278That's the obvious hitter, hard to beat that classic.Also my god the lyrics are so good https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Let%27s_Fighting_Love#Lyricshttps://youtu.be/DeAP9-JhIXk
>>564396513That's good to hear.
>>564396513congrats on the enlightenment
>>564396573Didn't know they uploaded the full thing, talk about cool.https://youtu.be/5x7TUiV8Urk?t=5465https://youtu.be/5x7TUiV8Urk?t=818UmaMusume.
>>564396513
Gold City feet in my mouth
post something cute
How about no thanks?
What's the reason behind Gentildonna gorilla strength? I know she was apparently a thick mare but was she actually weirdly strong for a mare or something
>>564397056
>>564397145She was apparently pretty fucking strongCasually shoves Orfevre out of the wayTried the same with Goldship but he ignored her
>>564389364>>564389427Quoting (YOU) again as promised here >>564389530
>>564397243What I get from this is Orfevre is more bullyable than Goldship
>>564397243>Gold Ship trying to take it easy>Gentildonna comes by and shoves him
>>564397145Too bulky for a mareAlso had the same shit as the big red of having a literal big heart which led to her great performance yet expected demise
>>564397161Cute wife
>>564397380That's what she gets for sticking her tongue out all the time
>>564397701
>>564397528>big heartGentildonna very loving confirmed!
>>564389194>arent horses just very big and dangerous dogs?Yes
>>564397812
>>564397812gentil would never do thatshe'd demand her trainer like a girl boss that she is
>>564397876everyone thinks the horse is fucking deadturns out he was just ashamed and casually chewing grass
Ugh, is that dyke again...
>>564396883Why are you watching Tranny Park Orange Man Bad
>>564397998what the fuck is doto's problem
>>564397812what a mare
>>564398023
>>564398186Vegeta rage
>>564398143To be fair the music is from the older episodes which were still fine
>>564398143seethe some more poltard
>>564398190
>>564397998>>564398259She just goofed up
>>564389194would you look at this and think of a big, dangerous dog?
>>564397528>come on the heart can't be that much bigger>X FactorMARVEL VS CAPCOMalso holy shit thats a huge heart
The thread will be ruined in 5 hours
>>564398383
>>564398506yes
>>564398186Since I don't have the full context of the clip, I'm guessing he's just doing it for the attention and knows if he messes with that, someone will rub his head when they come near him to fix it. Horses are around as smart as a 10 year old child, and kids will just do things for the attention.
>>564389745wave the FUCKING fan, shakur...
>>564398548
>>564397380Orfevre is a pretty small horse yes, Pui was also very lean which is why he got boxed at l'Arc
>>564398542HEART FAILURE DURING NAKADASHI SEGS?
>>564398539I always wondered is they are not allowed to clone the legendary horses
>>564398698bitch is early in the morning and I'm still sleepy, try to rape me at night
>>564397528>>564398539That's a big heart FUARK
Wish I could soundpost this but catbox still wont let me uploadhttps://litter.catbox.moe/6lj97k.mp4
>>564397998>>564398259Why’d they make the Umamusume version of this a klutz? I’d like her a lot more if she had the scheming personality of her horse.
>>564398778Anon, in some countries they don't even count horses that weren't explicitly produced via sex (so no artificial insemination). you think they're going to let cloning fly?Also clones don't work like they do in sci-fi, it's not a copy, it's basically just a more advanced version of artificial insemination.
>>564398778Cloned horses are not considered thoroughbred, same with artificial insemination. No natural sex = not a thoroughbred>>564398734
Why did they turn my beautiful wife into a crossdressing butch dyke? Seriously, what the fuck is this?
>>564398945
>>564398938eventually we will have genetically engineered races that have horses with twin giant hearts
>>564399193That would be boring, horse racing is a bloodline sport afterall>>564399143
>>564398835It's funny, Festa used to be a GIGANTIC asshole that you would not let visitors near. But then he just mellowed the fuck out after he retired and loves people now.>>564398905Because that is his personality, he is just kind of a silly goof most of time in his old age. Funnily the split second we saw of him in New Era was accurate to him in his racing days, that horse took racing seriously.
>>564398835stop being a slopper and get an account
>>564398905They probably designed Opera first then make up personalities of other umas to mesh well with her
>>564399368
>>564399434looks to the side, sees Opera O approaching, locks the fuck inThat was neat
>>564398991cutest gyaru>>564398835OG source?
>>564399560
>>564399507Isn't Opera's overly flamboyant, boisterous personality literally just her jockey's?
>>564398905>he fell for the klutzy ruseOne day you'll wake up and everything you know and love will be Doto's
>>564399560https://youtu.be/JLOwcaIEEDg?t=130The real NSM or what the POWER stats could have been
>>564398905she's based on him post-retirement like most umas
>>564399730yeah
>>564399721
>>564399651https://x.com/yeppers/status/2043096330780971399
>>564397380yes. orf's a tiny bitch and a follower not a leader, he's Jordan's lackey
>>564399745The joke is Doto was known as the "Silver Collector" because he came in 2nd place 8 times, 5 of them being G1 races
>>564399909
>>564398905>if
>>564400026There could have been a timeline where Doto won all those matches but he's the one the shaddai bullied instead of Opera O
>>564399920I love how expressive horses are with their ears
>>564399757Falcon...
>>564400108
>>564400026She's just like me...
>>564399920Domo! Was going to quick post a [sound], but got flashbanged>Anonymous uploads have been re-enabled, however uploads from datacenter and proxy IP addresses anonymously have been limited.>Uploads paused until I can resolve storage issues.
>>564399750>>564399814I heard other horses get hit for interference does this not actually count I have no idea how rules work in horse racing
>>564400181shadai still bullied him as well, since he was an "outsider" horse
>>564398905Someone post the "accidentally" screencap, I forgot to save it
>>564400325Post your Dotos
>>564400389>>Anonymous uploads have been re-enabled, however uploads from datacenter and proxy IP addresses anonymously have been limited.weird to think they haven't been limiting these beforesimilar services have been CSAMed to death as well with far less traffic...
I have no idea how Japs played this scenario. We basically got no real clock gibs and Japs didn't know they needed to hoard clocks. How the fuck did they survive and why the fuck do we still not have clock gibs
>>564400446Don't have any physical proof of how often I finish second at locals for card game events. Just know it's happened way, way, way more than I've actually won, and possibly more often than my middle of the pack placings.
hehe
>>564400439>>564398905>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>564400546Making a throwaway account really isn't that difficult, so I'm mighty impressed by this fucker not only handling this entire website/service solo, but allowing anon uploads period. Who knows, maybe the recent AI fuckery will force him to think things over a bit.
>>564400390It's up to the judges at the racetrack at that race to decide. It's usually a question of "if this didn't happen, would the horse achieve better results?"The owners can raise a complaint to those judges too if they want, so sometimes, even though the interference is clear, judges do nothing because the owners don't say anything Watch 2024 Kentucky Derby
>>564400549They "survived" but at the cost of most players quitting
>>564400718Or Opera is lying
>>564400718stop noooticing
This is a reminder that if you don't roll for Cheerleader King you are GAY.
>>564400718She also knocked out Shakur with a single chocolate BUT was able to give a proper one to you during her valentines dialogues
>>564400549My deck is Kita-Flash-Sweep-Marvelous-Dober-Borrowed Nature. I dont have clock issues, not sure whats everyones problem. Im already running the most f2p friendly deck.
>>564400956Wake me up when we get more wedding alts
Post some Satono Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZAfRvPREL0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD035hW_OcI
>>564400956Please stop advertising King when you're the face of Reddit on /uma/.Talk about Nature instead, it's the same banner anyway
>>564401070No I can believe that one isn't her being evil but rather one of the few jokes Japan has for female characters>haha she's a WOMAN, and yet she can't COOK
>>564398542I didn't know topro died that young...
>>564400956>he posts on the gay erp general
>>564400549just play casually
>>564398748Thats only reserved for McQueen
fat umas
>>564401160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLPNQuMRlQQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YNPhQInFTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdR06hKEiU
>>564401080Now post how many fans you got so far this month
>>564401080Clock usage is not a deck issue as much as it is patience and racing style issues
>>564401352What would Oguri's say?>Broke a leg, we don't know how
YOU WILL GO DOWN ZE SLIDE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>564401393In the middle of 45-60M based from CG
>>564401368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHihhPyhq2Q
>>564398748>>564401352that's how taabo died as well
>>564388195Ryan LOVE>>564388217Mambo LOVE
>>564401270We haven't had anyone post their penis in the thread in over 72 hours so surely the gay has been cured
>>564401393Bwo you can't mention that, doing more than 1 run a day is suffering.
>>564398785you're gonna dance or else...
>>564401352it was because he was too fat by the way, it's not like he bred that much since his pedigree was unwanted
>>564398748Could be worse. Could be Vodka
>>564401640
>>564400718>doto knew shakur composed music>doto never asked her about it>rudolf somehow knew shakur's DJ persona>rudolf never asked around about it but she knew it was shakur>so either Shakur told someone about it (she didn't)or>doto doxxed her
>>564401435Im in the middle of making Nishino Flower parent, I keep getting speed sparks like when I was new
I'm too lazy to even start an auto run in uma musume
>>564401669>duplicated file exists>not the sound one>:(
>>564388339isnt this one of those paid banners
>>564401852We just wait for URA auto that will be introduced soon and we burn 5 runs daily there
>>564401712He was doing ok numbers until after 2001
>>564401850Those will be good during GL at least
>>564402060>Created BY:>Came OUT OF:No idea why that wording is so amusing to me
>last 3 rests out of 4 have been sleep deprived
>>564402060Still funny to think Goldshi continued the Mejiro bloodline
>>564401871Blast one piece is so cute.
Cuteki
>>564402203are you training Oguri by any chance?
>>564401915You can select two for increased drop chance but it's a regular banner otherwise
>>564402229Depends on how you count a bloodline
>>564402203Sounds like a skill issue
post doggos
mares
>>564402314I want to have sex with this doggo so much
>>564402272Stay Gold's Sonic pose is still tickles my funny bone
>>564402253I'm doing an Opera parent run. The only time I've had double rainbows is on mandatory G1 race turns and then I get no rainbows at all in the off-race turns.
>>564402320big
>>564398096She's just being friendly and sociable...
>>564402320God, imagine an Uma leglocking you
>>564389194Dogs are dangerous too. We've simply domesticated them.
>>564402314Does Durandal want to be praised THAT badly in her career?
>>564402314If you like Durandal and want to pull for her, be sure to check over your pull plan carefully. Her banner happens exactly between 3.5 anni banners, featuring Gentildonna and SiL Speed, and Shakur Stamina.
>>564402738As far as I understand, yeah.
>>564402823Isnt end for sprints kinda hard to pull off a win? I remember the sprint cm
>>564402823fuck I forgot how brutal that time period was
>>564402823punchable mon pubis
Durandal is shit and if you like her go back to FGO.
>>564403017She gets some good specialized tools to make it doable, including innate midrace and a strong specialized sprint/mile accel
>>564402229not really, the actual successor (and not even sire-line-wise) is Maurice, his dam line is all mejiros, all the way back to the very first one, Queen
>>564403197Some umas are made for harapan.
>>564402314>>564402823Eye am fapping musume
Bright mains, do you run her mid or jungle?
>>564403361Top
You will roll for Cheerleader King.
>>564403361Tank
>>564403361...late?
>>564403312Even then, Maurice is a stallion, so his colts will continue his sire line while the fillies will continue the dam line of whatever mare he fucks
>>564403624well golshi isn't gonna continue the mejiro line then either
wew
Bright come home already I am running out of life force and carats
Durandal disappeared 2 years ago.
>>564403701yeah, the kids will have Mejiro blood in them, but they won't be heirs to the Mejiro "dynasty"
>>564403361I prefer my umas with jungle
>>564403721I'll never doubt you again Daiwa
why did samson big go missing? how do you misplace a horse?
>>564399434bet that's because of the gelding tbf>>564400395bastards
>>564394405I was wondering where this new sounding bird was, chirping out my window for an hour. I even went out outside to look for it, only to find it nowhere. Turns out it was this fucking soundpost playing out of my headphones that happened to be near my windows
>>564400956
>>564403975Without race planner?
>>564404434Kingu's strongest soldier.
>>564402314>>564402823 >funny doggo seibah or Gentle Wifeaaaaaaaaaaa
>>564388445my gorilla wife and her disgusting mutant hands
>>564403848she's not gonna spook you, save your carats bro
>>564402272>front runner card>can't use on my front runnereh?
was the clock care package a lie
>Hmmmm yes, this trainer is clearly being coerced by his assigned uma musume trainee and we will do nothing about it?
>>564403721>>564403975TSS run lives or dies based on your rival>spe, mcqueen, creek, bright, even mambopray at least this CM
>>564404434I find it weird that Hime isn't the most popular uma even though she is both the cutest and the sexiest
>>564404367
>>564404506no
>>564404367no way surely you're joking this can't be a real thing that actually happened
>>564401203LOL>>564402237sad they gelded him as soon as he retired
>>564404681>cutest>that forehead and lizard eyesok lilbwo
>>564400956I'll get her with the free pull on my birthday.
>>564404698ain't shit then
>>564404367Tosen Jordan would say this
>>564404785they are the best parts, dummy
>>564400830she's a rapist, not a liar
>>564404708It did happen, I like birdsI thought it was a new species of cuckoo that moved into the neighborhood
every torena eventually morphs to become like their oshi
>>564404581Bwo, your Sairensusuzuka?
>>564404996sounds like AGP babble
Why are Rice doujins her always taking advantage of her trainer when he's sick or injured?
Finally
>Toreina all become like their oshiNot how it works, it goes like with doggos. Dogs become more and more like their owner, Wives become more and more like their husbands as well. These two go double for Uma, naturally.>>564405000>>564404992incredible stuff. what makes me go "sus" is the fact that most of the [sound] is pkmn music, only a small part at the end is the birds
>>5644050242 months away. But I'm not abandoning Bourbon.
>>564405195because she's a VILLAIN
>>564403872I think mcqueen's last son was ginza green grass but I don't know if he had any male descendants after that
When will they allow us to use support cards on their featured uma?
>>564404996The more time you spend physically attached to her, the faster the process goes
>>564405210>>564405210
>>564405313never
teio steppu
>>564404137haru urara was lost for a while too, it's just a matter of the owner not telling anyone where they've put the horse or getting a little too hungry
>>564405304Yeah, he had some
Oh no I got bitten by a brazilian wandering spider! Help me, Rice Shower!
>>564405210In a relationship, it's something that happens with both parties, they both complement and adapt to one another
>>564405479I WILL NOT BECOME LIKE MY WIFE, I SHAN'T BECOME PUNNY!
>>564404367I cropped that reaction image and I always like seeing people use it :)
