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eww gross it's Ui's birthday
This thread stinks
Sexy Seia.
>gehenna event>erika released>alongside iroha gyaruWould you clap?
>See new Ui art on the subreddit>"LET'S G-">it's her with glasses>Close itI would take 100 times the "Gomen Yuuka" or the "Ui is actually is a boy" characters memes over glasses
>>564445893Iroha flopped
>>564445825>hina god girlwell I'm glad we all agree
Pls forgive kei
>>564445927Why you gotta bring Yuuka into this
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLLhttps://poal.me/s1mj24https://poal.me/s1mj24https://poal.me/s1mj24
Wakamoi
>>564445825>hoshino stopped fapping diseases
>>564445927I will see you cast into hell for your shit taste.
>>564445893I'd pat
>>564446050I hope this girl is a retarded airhead, I love that archetype.
>>564446050One of her clubmates is a loli and one has the largest breast the ocean has ever seen. So naturally she must be regular size.
Which student would date a minority?
>>564446050she needs to be hydrodynamic
>>564445997Because I'm tired of hearing my stepfather Jamal make my mother scream like a pig every night
>>564445825>post momoi
>>564445825>infants anal
>>564446181You wanted to reply to one post below and yes she is.
>>564446230all of them (even momoi) because I'm cannon sensei and I'm a nigger
Grab the fox.
Kill Sensei
GUH
>>564446335Why?
>>564445825>president propaganda allowed>cat mika>mad jewish chose hate>nazi full plana>sensei god>sad neru>cum outside greg>fatphobic gogurt>studentwife malding>hoshino stopped fapping>mari cute>rape wife cats
11k pyro right now. I want to roll for kaya banner
rape sensei's ass
sex symbols of /bag/
https://x.com/i/status/2046979387497816548
A lot of people say that there's too many lolis in the gameOther that there's too many big booby girlsBut you know what truly there's too much in this game?Long haired girlsHalf of the units in this game need a visit to the haircuter
>>564446467No one is taller than Tsukuyo
>>564446541Faggot
>slop hoursOk, have fun.
>>564446509Toki is only good for sex after all
WHAT ARE THESE PRICES
>>564446541>too many lolisonly people wishing for the downfall and EOS of BA say this albeit
>>564446369I used to hate the idea of female Sensei, but as time goes on, it makes more and more senseOnly a woman could be this useless. He deserves to perish. I doubt he'd be missed past the first week. Life would get better in Kivotos
>>564446335Canon sensei is Puerto Rican
>>564445853we love studentsmell here
>>564446050small to medium torpedo tiddiesthink slightly less explicit coom in doom
>>564446636why are you poor?
Lolikoto
>>564446780I'm not poor but why would I spend $110 on a hoodie when that money could buy me a commission from my favorite artist of pregnant Nodoka?
>>564446541>units
>>564446849Shota Archive
We need this.
>>564446745why did they design the 'gamer girl' girls to have the most stereotypical-looking 'fake gamer girl who playes games for attention rather than out of genuine interest' designs, and then also design Hare, give her the quintessential gamerchud design, but put her in the hacker club instead?
otogi spat sweat
>>564446910Just get both? Sounds like you're poor
the most loyal femsei I've come across
>>564446335You and people like you should actually be banned from playing this game. There should be a mandatory face scan before you log in to check your melanin levels and detect any negroid features in your skull shape
>>564446636I don't get it, BA is popular enough to have actual creative merch that's low riskWhy do they just keep pumping out low effort apparel / acryllicslop?
>>564447028momoi and midori were some of the first designs ever made before ba had a stablished indentity
>>564447082
>>56444663652,99$ for tapestries is insane.
>>564447028idk man, if they wanted to make them stereotypical fake gamer girls they'd also have made them caked in makeup, given them big fake tits, long hair, and they'd have an onlyfans accountthey're just normal girls who wear cat headphones
>>564447028But Hare is a gamer.
>>564447093Hate that fucker since he attached himself to my wife. Hoshino would never be satisfied with a filthy foid. She needs a strong handsome man to make her feel at home since she deserves to be pampered. A woman could never do that for her
blue archive should cost fool retail price with no gameplay improvements just so poor "people" can't play it
you know what bag, fuck you*bakes your stinker*
We love gamer girls here
ibuki pregnancy event found via datamining
Miyako
I don't like Momoi because she's an old hag
I think the poor need to be made into slaves again
Lovely smile
>>564447463I love gamers like them the most (too bad the 6th gamer is missing)
look at this
I was born to be Nagisa's meat dildo
>>564447760I looked now what
>>564446073Thanks, Hoshino
>>564446050I hope she has massive fucking titties because this game has quickly been oversaturated with white haired girls with flat to itty bitty titties.
I guess I'm gonna clear Insane blue today and leave the rest for the weekend
>>564447656Rabbits>Smelly>Living in the park>Eat garbageFoxes>Living in Schale>Eat fancy korean BBQ
>>564447736la hermana de yuzu
>>564447297I don't see the issue desu I love Hoshino and this doesn't really get in the way of my love for her. Plus she has a Korean and a Japanese account for the sole purpose of raising Hoshino's bond, it's way too commendable of an effort desu.
>>564448049>Living in Schalebut why
>>564448049Yakiniku is not korean bbq fucktard
>>564448049As it should beFOX>RABBIT
>>564448114you should be in jail bitch
>>564448142Yes it is.
>>564448143If all of them are from Hyakko originally, what yokai are they supposed to be?
miyu anal sex vs otogi anal sex
I'm pretty sure I pissed off the chink mafia in my pvp bracket and they're waiting until all of them are awake to ladder me after I took rank 1 three times and made two of them refresh today, kek
>>564448034nexon knows that white haired girls with flat to itty bitty titties are my favorite types so they're doing it for me
I hope that helmet gangster who had her bike commandeered eventually got her bike back...
>>564448061I have an issue because I don't like seeing female Sensei, but I like seeing Hoshino and every now and then I'll see that shit of female sensei with Hoshino. It's an abomination and in a pure and good world, they would know better than do make shit like that. It's ultimately a pet peeve of mine, but that doesn't make me seethe any less
>>564448290Keep up the good fight sensei. Fuck these chink bots hogging up the bracket and server in general.
>>564448132Because Niko and I are married.
>>564448143The foxes look more tacticool, so I like them better than the rabbits.
>>564448258Just Ogigi so farWhen you're in middleschool you have a choice of which high school you move onto next, Ogigi wanted to go to SRT.We don't know about the other foxes enough yet.
If anyone feels like doing some digging through the game files, I'd appreciate the names of the packages containing the models for the card minigame palm tree and the Kei furniture.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>564448668Artist source?
>>564448392One of them got so buttmad that he ended up upgrading his 4* Saki to UE30 and his mReisa to UE40. It's a 1v6 fight, but seeing one of them refresh is really funny
>>564448663plap
>>564448714https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141053170
>>564447893Even better
>>564448379But you could just block the account, it permanently makes it so the posts of that account don't show up
>>564446230You're so weird
>>564446849Explain Gogurt's appeal. She only kinda looks tomboyish but she still has long hair. I also don't really get her personality because very little was said about her in vol. 4 other than being quite the attention grabber as a sniper.
>>564447102The brownest person alive made this post
>>564448995She's basically a bro. Friendly, rough around the edges, teases squadmates without restraintHaven't read her momotalks yet tho
>>564449064>an intense smell
>>564447681You would be the first in the gulag
Become mine
>>564449487
HAHAHAHAHAANON SAID MINEGET IT?BECAUSE THERE'S A STUDENT NAMED MINE?FUNNIEST SHIT EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>564447736>(too bad the 6th gamer is missing)here's a shitty edit, hope you rike
you know what we need?we need MORE kisaki content
>>564449602Forgot your angry jeet Koyuki pic
>>564446050swimmers would benefit from hydrodynamic bodiestherefore at best average, optimally flat
>>564449602
>>564449186She's more like a ten year old boy constantly talking making dirty jokes, talking about panties or whatever she can to get a rise out of the blond one.
There are actually posters who got mindbroken by Mineposting.
My canon wife Fuuka...
https://exhentai.org/g/3901137/b74b2a01ac/New Kei doujin??
I want more Shiroko in the game...
>>564449669impressive, very nice
>>564445758Post Miyako losing
>>564449669I thought he meant Yuuka
Bweeeeeh
>>564450202I like Miyako but this stuff is funny and I hope there's more when Yukino is available.
To Fox or not to Fox
Akane Love!Happy Birthday Ui
>replying to himselfThis monkey is more stupid than the previous one
Its machine spirit cries out for the chance to purge GEHENNOIDSProbably going to just strip it and redo the freehanding, the moon feels sloppy
Mine and Wappi should beat Ui up
My goal to collect all Blue Archive Nendoroids is coming to an end (until they announce more) for the first time I see a finish line
>>564450598Nice paints. You use an airbrush?
What's the point in playing challenging difficult video games?You can just settle in Silver or Gold Grand Assault and still get 10 pull tickets.
>>564450735Primed with regular spray, but otherwise it's all done by hand. I refuse to use an airbrush out of sheer autism. It feels like cheating.
>>564450819Why try in life? You can always put the fries in the bag. Hurry up.
>>564450712i have a whole bunch but i skipped a bunch of other onesit feels wrong not having the full groups but... honestly i don't like how some of them came out
>>564450929*shits on your fries*
>>564451013Tbh I only have beef with Ayane, she's the only Nendoroid from BA that doesn't come with a gun
>>564446050I'm thinking a body similar to Akira
https://magma.com/d/buWrjUGar4https://magma.com/d/buWrjUGar4https://magma.com/d/buWrjUGar4What exactly is stopping (You) from drawing in the aggie? There's a lot of room
New friends
My precious desert rose.
>>564451110Why own a gun when you can own a helicopter
can anyone post a link of fake aoharu
>>564450819I only do torment for the coins to buy crafting fodder.
>>564451246She doesn't come with a Helicopter either...
>>564451149>What exactly is stopping (You) from drawing in the aggie?No allowed to draw gogurt
>>564451247>>564441493
>>564451247Just check mo2 channel?
>>564448668Miyo would do something like that
>>564451342You are goddam right you are not allowed
>>564451348thank you>>564451354I had forgotten the name of the channel
kei when i beg her for sex
>>564451247https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/2/2a/Track_324.ogg
>>564451149No gogurt aggie
My dick for mobs
>>564451457I can already see the song playing and gradually changing to real aoharu while she's bwehing during the climax of the arc.
>Sharknado rod just lay in the basement of Schale since Sensei arrived there until volume FThis is dumb just search your damn building if you live there
>>564450253Yuuka isn't a gamer, she's like the club's honorary mom
>>564451247The other tracks that were added in the latest patch are here >>564265642
>>564451653
>>564451861thanjks
What if Nise-chan never bweehs? How do you forgib?
>>564451149>What exactly is stopping (You) from drawingskill
>>564451601i really want a story that follows a mob who meets sensei then a character defining moment happens that awakens her mystic and turns her into an actual named student with a unique halo and everything
>>564451704Abydos has lived in their school all their lives and haven't explored like most of the school according to Hoshino's momotalks. There's a running theme in this story no one explores shit
>>564452061Fool, skill is no obstacle.Shrimply look inside and see.
>>564447257Not the 80 dollar towel?
>>564446649Only a tourist would say this
>>564452140>Shrimply look insideI can't even do that
>>564447463>Midori and Red Midori>Aris and Keikei>PoozuKek
>>564452227You can at least dry off your dick with that towel on your students' faces.
does yukino even do anything in the new chapter?people are talking about every fox but her
>>564452342Mmmmm, good point
>>564452417She became a senseifag
>>564452417She does a lot of stuff. But she's not released so you know
>>564446541But I like it when their hair drapes down and gets in my face while they have me pinned. Or when they wrap their hair around my dick and jerk me off.
>>564451601I want to smooch ponytail delinquent.
>>564452417she becomes Adam Smasher
>>564451149I'm fatty who got tricked into exercising by posters here. My arms are too sore for drawing.
>>564452279It has never been so over.
>>564452557she looks like she'd rape me (with my consent)
>>564447028The gamergirls suck at games...
There is a crescent moon outside, go look at it.
>>564452417she grows a dick and tries to rape sensei
>>564452780only Momoi
There is a Chise outsideI'm scared
Golden Hina
>>564452865this happens every fucking volume
>>564446541>Game is popular>Anon doesn't understand the choices it made might have lead to that popularity rather than being random>"Yyyeaah but why isn't it more generic like every other game on the market?? Why do girls have long hair?? Why do girls have skirts?? They should dress like men and look like men, that's what I'm used to from media these days. I have eaten rice gruel every day my life and when I am finally given steak I spit it out and beg for more gruel because its what I'm used to"This is why Akemi was created to appeal to faggots
Free my nigga Kaya
>>564446541short hair HATEexcept Aoi
>>564452794i'm looking at something else
For the last time, WE love Akemi here. Her only flaw is her massive 5head.
Sucking chise toes
Would you eat Niko's log?
Niko would make a great wife
Hey
The end is nigh.
>>564451149Shaping up to be another banger aggie I see
>>564453698You are almost there
>>564453815Guh
>>564453815Never in doubt
>>564453815what dat dawg doin
DONT CALL IT A CUMBAGI'VE BEEN HERE FOR EARS
Did you remember to water your plants for Earth Day? I don't think you did, this is why you get raped
>>564454404Arona does it for me now
>>564454402LAY IT DOWN CHISE!
>>564453914I'm not gonna make it for her birthday, which sucks, but oh well...
/r/equesting that pic of creepy fat sensei wearing a paper bag on his head
students shouldn't be texting their sensei
I miss Doremi, the new students designs are not that great.
>page 4wake up /bag/
Why are you guys so horny?
is she the antichrist?
I did not like FOX's song.
>>564455153>no cassette playerWhat's the point
>>564454391i'm so horny for kei
>>564454391>>564455647
>>564455541No she's my student.
>>564455647>>564454391>>564453904made for sensei dick
Sexting students feels wrong
>>564455890
Femseibros? How do you explain this?
>>564456051Women can wear pants too.They shouldn't, in my opinion, but it's kinda hot to think that they might wear pants that ride up tight and every time they move it grinds against their sensitive parts and if they walk too long they cum.
>>564456051Femsensei here. I simply think it's not canon
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>564454402I NEED A GANSTA BITCH
>>564456305Prove itPost pants without a fly to zip down
Millenium's secret weapon
Most people do not know about enka
>>564456668Chise wouldn't do this btw
All men are secretly attracted to children and see the word child as synonymous with goonbait. This game proves it.
>>564456606
https://x.com/edmondbeltran/status/2046994638545068282
People complained about making this event one week, but the event is giving you an extra 300 event currency daily, and they're giving you extra AP daily to make up for the difference
>>564457289The people who complain are paypigs who would break pyro 6x per day to farm hard
>>564456051Don't girls usually use pants with zippers though
>>564457476Count how many girls you see in BA world with pants
>>564456606I know about enkou
>>564456606>>564457020Paul Enka?
>>564456606Enka alt WHEN?
>>564455890literally
>>564456606enkou?
>>564456606Isn't enka supposed to be opera singing with tons of tremolo or something?
>>564456606Reisen Shiraishi Undongein Inaba Utaha!My favorite!
>>564458158
imagine getting raped by teenagerslmao couldn't be me
Who's good as a 2nd line tank for Kaiten? I was surprised Natsu got gunned down pretty quick
why is sensei like this
>>564458494>yellow armorlearn color matchups
>>564458494Natsu is yellow armor. They do yellow damage. Bring a red tank.
Sweet dreams about boobs of all shapes and sizes, /bag/
>>564456606>>564457020hate the dumb face she makes here>b-but it's an unc anime refere-that makes it WORSE
>>564456606Any weeb worth his salt has heard of at least Shinichi Mori.
Will fake Prez BWEEH or will her heart and actions remain unclouded?
>>564458601sweet dreams are made of this...
I close my eyes and I keep seeing thingsRainbow waterfallsSunny liquid dreamsConfusion creeps inside me raining doubtGotta get to youBut I don't know howCall me, Call meLet me know it's all rightCall me, Call meDon't you think it's 'bout timePlease won't you call andEase my mindReasons for me to find youPeace of mindWhat can I doTo get me to youI had your number quite some time agoBack when we were youngBut I had to growTen thousand years I've searched it seems and nowGotta get to youWon't you tell me howCall me, Call meLet me know you are thereCall me, Call meI wanna know you still careCome on now won't youRepeatEase my mindReasons for me to find youPeace of mindReasons for livin' my lifeEase my mindReasons for me to know youPeace of mindWhat can I doTo get me to you
>>564456668kek
>>564458883made for shimaidon
>>564456606Where's Kaga Misaki?
>>564449146there is no one more white supremacist than a brown person
Do any (((pattern)))fags have any theories on why the next maintenance on JP is on 5/20 instead of there being one after the current event ends?
Why does Junko have a fanbase I don't understand
>>564459469She's pretty and super cute.
>>564459469It's canon
I'm not sure how much I want to be spoiled, did sensei break the foxes out of jail and that's why they're living in his basement, or are they just homeless like the rabbits.
>>564447102great idea but also apply in /here/
You say that you're damnedYou say that your life isn't fairWhat's right and what's wrongYou've got your needs and you just don't careOn and on we driftBack to where we were beforeYou can welcome me inI will not walk through that doorOh, no, no.I may be blind but I'll find my wayLike a lost prayer on stormy dayOh, stormy dayYou can carry your grudgeI've severed these tiesAnd I've cut you freeKeep your war to yourselfI buried what was, and my sympathyOn and on we driftBack to where we were beforeYou can welcome me inI will not walk through that door.Oh, no, noI may be blind but I'll find my wayLike a lost prayer on a stormy dayOh, stormy dayStormy dayWell I may be blindBut I'll find my wayI may be blind but I'll find my wayLike a lost prayer on a stormy dayI may be blind but I'll find my wayOh yeah, like a lost prayer on a stormy dayOh, stormy day
Man that scene where the girls ask to just call Mine Senpai for now in volume 6, when they're hiding their identity, really sticks out like a sore thumb in global where they ask to just call her "Mine" especially when they already kinda do that.
>>564455638My car has a portable CD player that plugs into the cassette player via a special adapter that takes music from the headphone jack into a fake cassette via cord. It's powered by plugging into the cigarette lighter socket.You niggas wish you were ballin like me
>>5644594065/20 is new pvp seasonThe current thing is part of the main story so it's not like they have to remove it alongside its minigame, and replace it with the rerun event. I guess they already have everything that's needed for the rerun already in.>>564459605No. They're on probation.
>>564459749pretty sure they always call her captainyou're right though, it's awkward
>>564459927Why wouldn't they start the PVP season on 5/4 and just have maintenance then? There would be another maintenance on 5/27 so having a maintenance for only a 1 week patch is strange.
>>564459605Kivotos isn't a "real" society, that should be kinda obvious after volume 6 when Arius squad are let off because they showed guilt for their actions. Shit doesn't work the same way as it does in real life.Kivitos will let you out of prison as long as you've reformed, like prison is some sort of metaphor for being stuck in your ways unable to change, so they just hold you there until you learn to show humility properly. The ones stuck in prison are the ones who refuse to reform. FOXs were never bad kids so naturally they're out already.
>>564460082This is a theory based on the ministory and not what actually happens
>>5644600595/20 doesn't have raid or drill I guess they didn't want to put several things at the same time
FOX squad can defeat any of the powerhouses of Kivotos
>>564459469don't talk shit about dilapidated megu
Actually, I think we should have sex with our students
>>564460141Its slowly established lore, yes the ministory laid out more how society works. Even in HInaversery story we see gourmets keep being let out of prison every other day, and its clear they didn't escape since Hina sees them at the party later that night. Prison being an actual "You're serving life buddy" doesn't fit this joke society, prison much like school is basically a joke or a metaphor most of the time. Its never a serious "How could you possibly get out" sort of thing. They aren't going to hold you for years for your "crimes" in a society where everyone is basically immortal, Konoka said crimes are based mostly on intent since explosions and destruction are so common that they can't be considered real crimes. With each new story they're establishing more how it works. You can be let out fairly quickly as long as you show proper contrition.
KIVOTOS IS REALKIVOTOS IS REAL
Ok, I get it, the students are gods or something but like why did they have to take the form of underaged school girls? Would college age not have also worked for them? Just a bit weird.
>>564460460Because that's what's most attractive to the target audience
>>564460415Okay but it's seriously not why the foxes are out.
Fuck Kaiten, holy shit. My last red raid without S.Hoshino is finally over. Good thing I invested in my D.Hina unlike what people here like to recommend.
>>564460460school girls are peak
>>564460082Not that different to what happens to minors.
>>564460460>he does not want to become the little girl
>>564460550Who the fuck told you to not invest in D.Hina, or any DPS Fes in general?
>>564460460Because it's sexier, duh
Pat pat pat pat pat
>>564460612me
>>564460460Why choose to be old when you can choose to be young?
>>564460550the hina general not recommending you to level her up? you must be misremembering
>>564460550I would never recommend that.
Volume 6 is hard to get through whenever Subaru is on screen; because there's this constant hypocrisy where Arius hates you and resents you for helping, but they hate and resent you for not helping. When people talk about the terrorism during Eden treaty she scoffs "Heh, you trinity bastards sure interpret things conveniently for yourselves, really its all your fault though".If you help Arius, they forever hate you for "Not helping sooner" or "Not helping more", and if you don't help "Heh, I knew you bastards didn't care about us, fuck you, give me money". Its like they get off on their own hatred of everyone on the outside, and they just keep spiraling around in that hatred acting like they're the only ones that actually understand society.
>>564460612I've seen some retard multiple times saying you should never invest in DPS and just borrow them and max supports instead. Also says not to farm hard nodes because it takes 3 years to get someone to UE60 before they can be useful or whatever. Probably some troll stuck in gold who doesn't want more competition.
>>564460809>Its like they get off on their own hatred of everyone on the outside, and they just keep spiraling around in that hatred acting like they're the only ones that actually understand society.Well, yeah. That's pretty much it. That's why we joke about Subaru being a chud.
>>564459427SEXO
I'll start the summary since I can't sleep. It'll be under this name so just search for it or filter it whatever you wish. It'll be slow as fuck because I'm writing it as I go through it again. No I'm not an MTLcuck. I'll try to keep it to one post per episode.PrologueEpisode 1 - BirthNew background, an old-style bar. Decalcomanie is talking to himself, using normal sentences unlike usual. He's lamenting the loss of his picture comrades and that he no longer has a way of interacting with the world. He can only watch it slowly fade away.He starts talking to a telescreen from 1984. The TV only shows images but he takes it as it talking to him. He gets convinced the Color has no value as the red backgrounds from VF are replaced with monochrome. He feels a bond with the telescreen and grants it his voice. Telescreen starts talking about researching the true nature of the world, gaining back the lost power, and judging the people within, while Decalcomanie goes back to his usual one-liner.He's now fully merged with the screen (pic related). His plan is to stop his wild chase for symbols, and instead he would use the power of media to let everything come to him on its own.Episode 1 end, next up is Episode 2 - A letter from the GSC President
>>564459605The fake president put them on parole by putting them in a dangerous mission for their redemption. They're living in a large underground base under schale.
>>564460612A week ago or so some retard was telling people to skip B.Arisu.
>>564459749I hate how subs/translations refuse to just leave honorifics in. There isn't much equivalence in english and that's fine, if seeing being called -sama or -kun confuses any of us, we can just look it up. Instead they localize it to shit native english speakers would never talk like. And it ends up being cringe. I'd take the "keikaku means plan" subs over this shit. At least I learned some Japanese from it.
Kanna figure went up for preorder if anyone wants it
>>564461195I have all names as anonymous so make sure to reply to your own posts so I can filter your EOP shit.
>>564461282I think I'd hate it more if they tried translating senpai kouhai as senior and junior, because its not the same. Its almost more annoying at times because its a false equivelence.Translation peaked around early 00 era when they still used honorifics in official translations and had translation notes, trying to make things understandable without changing the story.
>>564461315I love dog women
>>564445825hina godina
>>564461195>No I'm not an MTLcucksure
>>564461278>used in one raidShe isn't mandatory, yes.
>>564459469Why don't you like her anon?
Dawg
Why is everyone so moody
Out on the wily, windy moorsWe'd roll and fall in greenYou had a temper like my jealousyToo hot, too greedyHow could you leave meWhen I needed to possess you?I hated you. I loved you, tooBad dreams in the nightThey told me I was going to lose the fightLeave behind my wuthering, wutheringWuthering HeightsHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowOoh, it gets dark! It gets lonelyOn the other side from youI pine a lot. I find the lotFalls through without youI'm coming back, loveCruel Heathcliff, my one dreamMy only masterToo long I roam in the nightI'm coming back to his side, to put it rightI'm coming home to wuthering, wutheringWuthering HeightsHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowOoh! Let me have itLet me grab your soul awayOoh! Let me have itLet me grab your soul awayYou know, it's me - CathyHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so coldLet me in-a-your windowHeathcliff, it's me, I'm CathyI've come home. I'm so cold
thats a man
>>564461635Stop wasting my time and let me help poor globaltards, even if it's just one or two that appreciate it
Pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>564461635>>564462196rekt
>>564462196Damn you got meAt least you're not the previous guy who did the lengthy greentext summaries
what the fuck is a wappi
>>564462489world peace
>>564462489Wet Ass Pussy, Penis Inside
sashimi toyota
>>564460809That's why humanitarian efforts can be a bit of a tricky thing in real life too. People will always find something to nitpick over.
>Whenever someone tries to do summaries anymore, some guy always makes it his mission to convince everyone its MTL and "DO NOT LISTEN DO NOT READ IT" because he hates summary posting, and he knows calling it MTL poisons the water>Just like the guy that calls all the art in the Aggie "AI art"
I will never do my kanji reps
>almost 5 years playing baim feelin burn out, feels lazy doing ga or ta.
>>564460809That's the entire point. They're driving home that the way Subaru and Arius students are thinking/acting is the because of hatred and eventually bad adults. You're saving them no matter what.
>>564462717why do you people care if something is AI even though you like clankers like Kei and Aris? if the translation is shit it doesn't matter whether it's AI-produced shit or human-produced shit, and if it's good it doesn't suddenly become bad because a clanker made it.
>>564462189i would let kei fuck me
penis in student
>>564462717i just hate the latest anon who did the previous summaries is all. the one right now is fine
>>564462686No humanitarian efforts IRL are tricky because 0% of the money actually makes it to the people its supposed to go to, which is why I never donate. You give money to Africa, it all goes to middle men and the corrupt government, none of it goes to regular people. Look up the toys for tots and cash for clankers charity scams, where millions of perfectly good older cars were destroyed with the promise they would go to poor people, all the money went to communities that were already rich. All charity is a scam meant to enrich someone who's already making hand over fist money, which is ultimately why charity has slowed down in recent years because people have started to realize it all goes to scams
>>564458781FUCK YOU
>>564462749I was doing good on my reps until Anki started piling them on me and I had hours worth of backlogs and what felt like no real retention.I wanna try again but I don't wanna end up in the same situation.
>>564462583Honda kawasaki sushi takoyaki
>>564461195Based. Thanks anon
>>564461770>GA doesn't count!!
>>564452279Huh? What is your setup?
>>564461195Episode 2 - A Letter from the GSC PresidentRin is making a GSC commercial. It's a warning about the rise of friendly fire and general gun safety.Before this one she's already made several other commercials for all the departments. Aoi, Ayumu, and Momoka are with her. She's complaining to them why her instead of the department heads. It's because she's the only real public face that people know, and also the president used to do all that when she was around.Rin starts remembering Prez, how she loved taking photos since photos are the best way to preserve memories. Following that, Rin asks Ayumu where she got the letter that was left on her desk in VF. It was apparently sent anonymously through regular mail. Rin reveals that the handwriting seemed like Prez's and that while there was no actual letter inside, there were photos of the council members from 2 years ago.Last one is a monochrome picture of Prez standing on the mystery lake we all know.Rin says there is no such lake anywhere in D.U. and as far as she knows Prez hadn't stepped out of D.U. during her time in the office, because she was extremely busy with her duties. In short nobody has any idea where and when it was taken.end of episode 2, next episode 3 - A Strange Dream
[alarms blaring]! MAXIMUM TOMBOY ALERT ![alarms blaring]
>>564463081WE DIDNT START THE FIREIT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNIN'
almost
>>564463576thirsty.....
she's a watcher
>>564463604Foxes don't have weird quad ears, do they?
yknow, they added favorite gifts to profiles, but that's actually less useful than if you could just tap these and bring up their favoritesI'll mention that in a survey I guess
>>564460809That's kind of the point yeah. Subaru's pretty much a reflection of Arius's resentment.
Why cant Mari’s idol event be like this?I know its a rerun but is it too much for Nexon to put an overworld and rhythm minigame for her
>>564463604オタオメ
we hate overworld gameplay here
...Did they change how the cafe works? Like actually massively if I'm getting this rightI think they changed it so students don't talk if you have the gift menu open. Probably due to people complaining that when you pull out a gift, it will interrupt a student talking. Or, if a bond level up line is very long, students in the cafe can interrupt it.I've had my gift menu open for several minutes and no one in the cafe has said anything. Now closing it...Yep, started talking immediately.Good change, imo.
>>564464176Because its a short one week rerun, why put in that much effort. It would be easier to design a minigame for an entirely different idol event than it would be to add content for the old event.
>>564464053Everyone uses an external wiki anyway
Junko punched me. Again.
>>564463604whoa
>>564463990(otogi as well)Also I wonder if chibis have visible ears at all, but yes they have 4 ears (all kemomimi girls do in BA)
>>564463604I do, yes.
>>564462196Translate some BA doujins damnit.
Seia raped me. Again.
>cant use phone at work>have to do dailies at night>basically kei greets me like this everyday
Please stop following me home and reading my mail. Everybody deserves privacy.
Hm, Kurumi and Niko both have affection level up lines calling you a weird adult. Does Otogi?
>>564464284that has always been like that, they keep moving but no longer talk, they also stop moving if you select a gift
>>564464759No, it's definitely not been always, since I have many memories of interrupting dialogue by picking up a gift
>>564464638i want to fuck tendou kei
>>564464850They don't start speaking again once you open the gift menu.You're remembering it that way because it's statistically likely for someone to be speaking when you open the gift menu and whip it out.
>>564464850if you are talking about JP then it's not new, it's working like that in global now and has been for a while unless it's some of those weird jp exclusive bugs
Is it Kurumi or Walnut?
>>564464415>Ear protection for human ears and not fox ones.Kemonomimi damage is not service related it seems.
>>564465036>summoning pit cafe
I always wait to tap her butt
>>564465064Sex
Which one?
>>564465176kemono ears are further from their gun, and fluffy enough to muffle
>>564465181summoning pit is when you put all the furniture of a set down and fill the rest with matching stuff
>>564463243 Episode 3 - A Strange Dream[the narration is all in 2nd person. All quotes are narration]"Sensei from Schale, this is a story about you and a smartwatch."Sensei wakes up and frantically searches for Arona."You must still be dreaming. Why would you otherwise be searching for a tablet that couldn't possibly be here? The only thing the GSC President has left you is this smartwatch - The Branch of Shakeid.""You open the curtains and are stunned. The world has turned monochrome. There are no people anywhere, and everything is gray."Sensei tries communicating with the narrator. The narrator start talking meta stuff about it being natural that narration switches away from 1st person for descriptions when the writer is inexperienced. The narrator then tries to make Sensei do things, but Sensei disobeys."Before, when the sky turned red, at least you had your students around you. But now, you have no one."Sensei arrives at GSC, but there's no one here. He heads up to the President's office, and there he sees a girl. He's never seen her before, yet she seems familiar. He asks if she's the narrator in his head."Yes and no. This world is that girl's recollection, but it is also your dream. Just as you are watching her right now, she is watching you."The girl starts introducing herself (pic) but the dream cuts off.Sensei wakes up in his bedroom and asks AroPla about the branch of Shakeid. They don't know anything. Sensei wants to start working despite it being 4am, but the girls stop him and sing a lullaby for him.end of ep3, next up episode 4 - The Shining Trapezohedron
>>564465559No that's actually decorating the cafe.
>>564465352I want a redhead Serika now. Then I can have a complete set.
>>564465612>It came to me in a dream
>>564465354Her smugness makes me seethe.
>>564465612
>>564466059cute sleepy seiawhen i was a really depressed NEET i used to sleep all the time and i barely knew what was real and what wasn'ti felt bad seeing how she suffered in v3c4 but all the love the devs gave her after really made up for it
This is what a summoning pit looks like
>>564465559A real summoning pit is a cafe filled with copies of the same furniture and one empty spot and nothing else.
>>564466239At least that can pass for an actual arcade.
>>564466239How does she choose one to play at?
>>564466017Seia raped me in my dream.
>>564465612Episode 4 - The Shining TrapezohedronNo background, only black screen and unnamed students.A diver team are under orders to search a shipwreck for something. The girl who was just diving says she didn't find what they were looking for, but she found this [pic]. They have no idea what it is other than creepy, but the leader describes it as a shining trapezohedronEnd of prologue
Using the next 4 days of AP + all pvp resets every day to get iMine from 4* to UE30 sounds retarded. Am I right? 450 points for 1 eleph is a scam
I have a summoning pit cafe but it's just because I wanted to throw everything I had into one room to get the comfort score up to wherever I needed it to be for those cheevos.
>>564466454That a huge chunk of pyro
>>564466498If the cafe is random shit thrown together it isn't a summoning pit
>>564466476>450 points for 1 eleph is a scamCompared to spending pyros, not really.
>>564466498That sounds more like a Warehouse cafe.
>>564466582Oh good, then I'm in the clear.
>>564466239Pink archive is real?
>>564466454Nyarlathotepian horrors in MY Kivotos?
I have one deliberately nice cafe and one warehouse
I wish Nonomi was my wife and pampered me while I sat at home playing shitty skinnerbox games all day and getting nice and fat.
>>564465612>Sensei wants to start working despite it being 4am, but the girls stop him and sing a lullaby for him.Grown ass man by the way.
day 285 of asking for walls and getting tubs
>>564465612kino
>>564466239Does this actually guarantee koyuker to visit? Or are multiple furniture dupes pointless?
>>564466791Life couldn't be dream anon
>>564445825>cat Mika
>>564465612Oh boy 4am
>>564466239What do they eat?
>>564466953There are diminishing returns past 4 or so I've heard.
>>564466996This drastically changes the energy of the character, what the fuck?
>>564466953there's some very rough testing floating around in nip landmassively diminishing returns, caps at like 3-4 dupes
>>564466978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioRhanH4xmE
guess I did it...
>>564467181Cat ears make everything perfect
i prefer this flat, pink vixen
>>564467031They have to win their food from the crane games, duh.
The new fox sex sex fox.https://x.com/motunabe_umauma/status/2047163741931012571
I hate when my shitty body makes me wake up early cause I don't want to eat breakfast too early to not mess up any cicadian rhythm thing or anything so it's like okay now I'm just gonna be hungry for 2 hours
>>564466454Wait>Vol EX had the whole city sink>Diving club found something that looks like a geometry shape (exactly what Decagrammaton was)Could it be?
>>564467305Looks like a xenomorph is about to burst out of her stomach.
>She sees your dick
cute little animation
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH WAAHHHH WAAHHHHHH
Is this a reference to something?
>>564467616Cats don't like cucumbers, maybe the same applies to foxes?
Anyone tried the new quick craft?
>>564467734Did they change how it works again for JP?
>>564466454Volume 0 startVolume 0 - General Student Council ArcChapter 1 - On the Day when the Almond Tree Bloomed (chapter description: On a certain spring day, when almonds bloom, an unexpected person has returned. Even more unexpected was her appearance)Episode 1 - The Acting President's Day Off (1)Opens up with Sensei flirting with Aoi. She acts very cold. She says Sensei should instead ask Rin out, since she's been working non-stop recently. Aoi says she'll handle everything so Rin has no choice but to accept.Sensei arrives to schedule a date with Rin, but she says she needs to work harder to fill in the gap between her, an ordinary person, and the superhuman president. However, she finds out all her deadlines were postponed and the urgent work was done for her, so she reluctantly accepts.But before she does, she asks Sensei if he's this assertive with the other students. Sensei says it depends on the student, and he only acts like a macho for the girls who are too uptight, so they loosen up.The day off together is set up, with Rin instisting that it's not a date.
We can’t just keep on calling her White-Haired Odyssey Student. Give her a name in the meantime, /bag/.
>>564468210last name bagsfirst name fun
>>564468265like a sprained ankle boy i aint nothing to play with
>>564467616people who want any flavor but "regular" are lunatics>hygienist: sir, i'm done cleaning your teeth. for the last part, would you like birthday cake, rocky road, or regular toothpaste?always throws me for a loop
>>564468210If you're very very lucky she'll be in the next event.
>>564468210Shinjou Enaka
>>564467616It keeps coming back as a symbol of austerity or for comic relief, but idk why. Nodoka talked about cheap cucumber soap. Fubuki also ate the cucumber donut abomination. Tea Party had their spergout over cucumber sandwiches.Maybe it's a Korean thing.
>>564467460Well she should stop looking at it then. Weirdo.
>>564468332I always picked cinnamon but my dentist stopped getting that flavor, or they couldn't get it anymore? Idk, but it irked me.
>>564468210Mash Blanco
>>564468505I bet her tummy is super soft...
>>564468151>She acts very cold. She says Sensei should instead ask Rin outFirst she fingers my prostate, then she tosses me aside?? Elves, man...
Overall, I think the Fox Squad event format is neat, but maybe could use slightly more elaboration. Buying things through the event shop raw like that is a biiit dull. Even abstracting it could work a little better to give it the feeling less like "I'm buying things" and more like "I'm picking up little bits of clues"
Which student is pregnant right now?
The rabbits get to use my bottomless stock of bubblegum toothpaste (fluoride free) and tear-free shampoo.
>>564468498>Maybe it's a Korean thing.>Possible
>>564445825>GodWhy the fuck im getting theology lecture in this general of all places
>>564468892It _really_ feels like clues were supposed to have some mechanic for getting them, like maybe they were stage drops. Every clue having a hint that just says "go buy it in Pt store" and 100% efficiency recycling shop are really strange.
>>5644690212 anons got into an argument about God / free will last thread.
>>564469067Indeed. I'll say it's fairly likely to have been gutted/had scope reduced.
>>564467305God i love this girlShe just hit me with all the sweet spot especially the tomboy part
shan't free willwe put him away for a reason
>>564469186Yeah I've seen itIts borderline schizo rambling
>>564469186Sounds fun. Who won?
>>564469021This is a Christian game.
https://x.com/i/status/2047130086927909177https://x.com/i/status/2046903255255674905Which direction bagger?
>>564468786Students all know sensei is dating everyone It's expected, they know it's your roleNow go out and do it whore
>>564469021Jewish gameJewish threadJewish boardJewish students
>>564469213She's racist?
>>564469213Nigga
>>564469021I'm like 75% sure blue archive is directly inspired by the parts of the bible that would also be palatable to non-christians, i.e. the stuff about forgiveness.
>>564469348>check sex poster's xitter>see this>https://x.com/renjin0418/status/2046882293936209965Ok, JP memelords, what is this Wakka/Tidus meme stuff?
>>564468151Episode 2 - The Acting President's Day Off (2)Rin arrives in her casual clothes. Sensei is about to pop off, but she stares him down and says she simply had no choice because back at the dorm Aoi stopped Rin from going out in her uniform.Sensei's date plan consists of showing Rin nice spots he found in D.U. First a local market with food stalls. Rin is impressed how friendly Sensei is with the locals, but she's reminded of her work. Recently the utilities here were not working well. While the Sanctum Tower was rebuilt, its powers don't work; It's incredibly difficult to recreate the systems that were handled by the president.To get her mind off of work, Sensei takes Rin to the movies. Instead of enjoying the film, she thought about the layout of the theater and that it should be remade to be safer during an emergency.Sensei buys some clothes, which makes Rin wonder why he doesn't store receipts. Sensei doesn't want a certain someone to find out about his spendings.Rin is again reminded of work while walking around, which makes Sensei take drastic action - he takes Rin to the arcade. It's her first time playing these games, yet Sensei proposes a bet. Whoever wins in the fighting game gets to order the other one around, because that will make them both serious while playing. Rin reminiscences how the Prez did the same for board games, despite being quite weak at them.Rin accepts as long as the order is within reason. She beats Sensei in a 2 out of 3 match ending with a perfect round. Sensei tells her she could become a legendary gamer if she wanted. Rin says there are people who are much better at games, such as-She thinks for a while and says she wants to use the order. Sensei is to accompany her while she visits someone.end of ep2, next up episode 3 - The Queen's Gambit
>>564469329Christchad, imo. The other guy was mostly just whining about how unfair God was for innocent babies to die as a result of sin.
>>564469770rinsexsex with rin
>>564469672I don't think people realize how many deep cuts there are, it's not just forgiveness stuffIn volume 6 when Domine, Quo vadis flashes on the screen as Mine is being tormented by demons >“Domine, Quo vadis?” Translated from the Latin, it means, “ Lord, where are you going?” This is the question that Peter asked the risen Christ while seeing Him on the streets outside Rome – the Appian Way, as Peter was fleeing the persecutions being dealt to the Christians. Christ answers “Eo Romam iterum crucifigi” – “I am going to Rome, to be crucified again.” This reply changes the direction of Peter’s life, it strengthens his resolve to go back to his Mission and he does an about-turn, going back to Rome, where he would ultimately meet his death as the first Martyr, by excruciating crucifixion upside down. He did not want to be crucified in the same manner that Jesus was but suffer a more painful death for the sake of the Lord. And the stuff in the recent chapter about Jeremiah 1:11 which signifies how God is still watching and waiting Also "this is the man who brought you up out of heaven"All the important BA lore revolves around very deep cut Bible verses
>>564469770People already read the story with english patch, you're late nigga
>>564469727https://youtu.be/VrAPjVxtjh0?si=jhjlfPgK2zWyf-J8Just watch this to understand
>>564469783The entire argument is pointless; read the book of Job. What the bible itself says about this question isn't 'here's the unequivocal proof that the problem is evil is solved,' but 'why don't you shut the fuck up and stop whining about stuff you can't control, like whether or not an all-powerful being meets your ethical standards, and instead try and be a decent person yourself, which is something you can control.'Also Mari with no ears is just wrong, man.>>564470032I haven't gotten to volume 6 in the story yet, I just started in december and I play like 6 other gacha games. But I'm not surprised if a lot of stuff goes over most peoples' heads since I don't think Christians are the main target audience for gacha games.
more like the book of jobbers
>>564469727https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%80%E3%81%AE%E3%83%81%E3%83%B3%E3%83%9D%E6%B0%97%E6%8C%81%E3%81%A1%E3%82%88%E3%81%99%E3%81%8E%E3%81%A0%E3%82%8D%21There's one whole pixiv wiki for that, but it's basically a popular OtoMADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cgc0Jl46xY&t=118s
>>564469770i appreciate your summary, fag
>>564469770>Sensei doesn't want a certain someone to find out about his spendings.Gomen legal wife.
>>564470310>I only started five months agoThat's enough time to read
>>564470632my legal wife is kei
wake up /bag/
oh man I missed a lot last thread it seems>just read itno
>>564470310I mean, you're preaching to the choir, but I doubt the atheist side of that pointless argument would just accept anything from the Bible. He'd just point at it and say,"see?God's cruel and petty!">>564470032There are a lot of quotes from the Bible, mostly from trinity / arius students. vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas is printed on Atsuko's jacket.
>>564469770big...
it's dead hours...POST YOUR WIFE
>>564470910
>>564470969Ecclesiastes 12:8 is written on Saori's hat
>>564471062
I will never forget the sight of water droplets falling from the tip of Chinatsu's nipples as her body glistens in the steamy onsen water.
>>564471073Neat. That's where the "vanitas vanitatum, et omnia vanitas" quote is from. Looking at all 4 arius squad member, they each have it somewhere on their outfit or gun.
>>564469770Episode 3 - The Queen's GambitSensei and Rin meet Kaya in the visiting room of the correctional facility. Kaya seems a lot calmer on the outside, but she's still visibly annoyed by Rin coming here to boast that she's on a date with Sensei. She's calling Rin stupid for using her day off to visit her enemy.Just when Rin is about to leave, Kaya stops her because she's very bored from her prison life. She's willing to chat, but she swears she will get out of there and succeed in her next coup.Rin says she admires Kaya's confidence and perseverence, then proposes a game of chess, despite having a losing record against Kaya. Kaya wins easily, leading to her complaining about life not being as easy as chess. Rin reminds her that people are not pawns, and they will never move as you expect them to. They agree that the only person who's capable of controlling everyone around is the President, and they've both been chasing her shadow ever since she left.Rin asks Kaya what is it that she stole from Schale when the FOX squad broke in during VF. Kaya simply replies that it was a smartwatch. She explains that she was searching for the remaining ooparts left by the president. Clues led her to one equal in power to the Shittim chest.In the basement of Schale, there was Ark of the Covenant, inside of which was the Branch of Shakeid. According to the notes left by Prez, it has the power to unveil the truth. Sensei instantly remembers his dream.Kaya, eager to use power of ooparts to control the council, stole the Ark and opened it, but she was ultimately unable to activate the watch within. It's now back in the Ark in the GSC storage room.Rin and Kaya play another round, while Kaya explains why Rin is weak at chess. She never plays a gambit because she's unwilling to sacrifice anything. Rin refuses to change her ways. She notes it was nice to chat with an old friend and is off to find the Branch.
>>564469783Shut up dumb christcuck. Your imaginary friend is not just. Some supposedly omnipotent guy who doesn't fairly allocate opportunities to every individual can't be just by definition. It's the same as Sensei unfairly scolding Maki while letting Gehennoids do as they please. Pointing it out is not being whiny. It is being factual.
>>564471392>Kei-chan doesn't provoke any naughty thoughts
>>564469727it's just a thing, like how El Shaddai DAIJOUBU DA MONDAI NAI is just a thing. Don't worry about it
Maki deserves it worse to be honest
>>564471513Does Kaya smell nice?
>>564470032Domine, quo vadis? Omae wa takkei da!The entire volume is about the seven trumpets even.I mean, it's not even subtle, the schools involved are literally named after the holy trinity and arianism.
>>564471341Including Suzumi
>>564471531Sensei is just you fag. Rather than being a helicopter parent who forces everyone to live correctly, according to his ideology, he allows them the freedom to choose their own path in life. And sometimes if they make the wrong choice (like Mika) he does help the other girls arrest them, but he still is willing to forgive them.Rather than being an evil authoritarian who 'fairly allocates' everything, controlling every aspect of students' lives, he is a good authority figure who instead fairly allocates the only thing he should be distributing: sensei's advice and sensei's cock.
I will save her
>>564471513>Kaya is good at chessSuperhuman!
>>564471513we need an inmate series of altsit could be cute
>>564471757will never happen. outfits would be too boring.
>he's still hereI'm sorry that happened but I'm not going to argue about basic theology and straightening out your strawmans. I'll pray for (you) instead.
>>564471728Devs should've gone all in and made her have blue hair too, as a fuck you to Arona.
>>564471513I just don't buy it. There's no way Kaya was actually a strategic mastermind when she got played by Cherino AND Minori.
>>564471808no you won't
>>564471721>he is a good authority figure who instead fairly allocates the only thing he should be distributing: sensei's advice and sensei's cock.Which is false. He no way fags some students(Shiggy) unfairly while letting himself get raped easily by others(Seia).
>>564471808based
>>564471839Cherino is SMART and WISE
>>564471846it's up to Shigure to work up the courage to rape sensei rather than expecting him to do all the work. he's teaching her personal responsibility.
>>564471513>Ark of the CovenantThat's interesting. Either Kaya is mistaken, or the Shittim Chest isn't the Ark after all (which in all likelihood makes it the Tablets of the Law). I'm erring a bit towards the former, because if the briefcase is the Ark then she should have also found the Pot of Mana, but it's the Shittim Chest that's conspicuously flooded.
>>564471794To be fair, we have the entire gym uniform thing in the sportfes event.
You can't stop me, anon. You all may not know this, but I actually pray for (you) all fairly often. I do a rosary every day.
>>564471986I want to roll for my racoon wife already...
>>564471839People still can't comprehend being good at controlling things when all the pieces do exactly what you sayBut being bad at controlling things when the pieces don't listen to you and don't do exactly what you say Because real life isn't chessYou can't just make real people move like you want in a game Kaya sees herself as smart but she isn't personable, she didn't know how to build up connections to get people to move how she wanted, she just expected them to fall in line
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo34rDXyA
>>564472050Imagine if Kaya have a legion of droids.
>>564472068Pp grabber
we are not doing this again
>>564471708Not anymore. V6 finally removed the last vestige, the low-res text on her chibi's gun.
>>564472110what? the theology shit or the futa shit? stop being so passive aggressive and just say what you want to say.
>>564471708What IRL gun is this based on?
>>564471513>Rin three chapters from now
>>564472230Sig MCX Virtus
>>564472050so in a way, her decision to set off a nuke was strategically correct (incite fear to get that control over people) just immoral and wrong
>>564471839Played would imply Cherino and Minori were "thinking"
>>564472319>Sig sarroh nonononono
>>564472050She actually did get connections, quite a few significant ones. What she fails at is reading people. She doesn't understand why people do what they do (she has a whole internal seethe session over it). She hates Sensei especially for that reason.>offer him everything for free, basically>he says no>?????
I clicked the spoiler and got spoiled. Fucking bitch.
>>564472375Only if people respond the way she expects (control through fear) instead of every school declaring war on DU as soon as they find out.
This has been a good reminder to start farming Tsubaki again now I've unlocked everything
>>564471839Also, read the RW mini story for Minori's intelligence
>>564472375I think she's the type to spiral when the pieces aren't doing what she wants out of anger Perfectionists tend to make additional mistakes whenever they make one mistake because they can't ever re-center themselves l, because they aren't used to failure. The less someone makes mistakes, the less they're able to cope with it when they do make mistakes, which often ends with them not able to stop themselves from.making things worse.Also I don't think she intended to "nuke" anything, but FOX Squad interpreted the command in a bad way. As someone showed the original translation of volume 4 mistranslated a lot of it to sound more deadly than it was originally meant to be
>>564472515>all schools take over the GSC and depose Kaya>they agree to put Sensei in the big seatth-thanks guys!
Why is it okay for Christfags to attach good human moral values such as justice, benevolence, righteousness or compassion to their God but also say that humans shouldn't judge their God with human moral standards? Isn't the act of attaching those good human moral labels on the guy basically an act of judgement which would be hypocritical?
>>564472608morality comes from God hope that makes it clear
>guy flips out "I don't want religion in my video game" about blue archive of all games >The fucking opening text of the game is about the walls of Jericho
kaya would make a good HOA president
>>564472458I didn't notice this before, but almost all SIG users has a big role: Shiroko/Kuroko, Azusa, Saori, Yuuka, Neru, Ayane
>>564472483Look at the other GSC members, pink one, blond one, Aoi, they won't do what she wants them to do once she made herself super president, even though she expected they would. She thought the title alone would be enough. But instead once she was in office all she had was people that didn't do what she wanted. Sensei even without power and title, people listen to him, which shows the difference. People don't listen to the title, for people to listen you have to be personable
>>564472840Actually it's the 9 inch hose attached to the person
>>564472914this, if not for the dick, no one would listen to sensei
I want a student that wouldn't care about the size of my binah.
>>564472914>9 inchSensei is korean
>>564472687make it make sense
>>564471513Episode 4 - A Familiar SkySensei walks Rin back to the GSC building because she's a frail girl who shouldn't be alone after dark. Her rebuttal is that she's much stronger than Sensei. She invites Sensei inside, which leads to him teasing her. She insists she only meant so they could search for the Branch together. Sensei rejects her because it's not urgent, and she shouldn't waste her time off on this.Next scene is Rin alone in the storage room, opening the briefcase by reading the text written on it - THIS IS YOUR MAN WHO BROUGHT YOU UP OUT OF HEAVEN. The briefcase required both this password and voice recognition, both of which matched and it opened.Rin inspects the watch, but she's also unable to activate it. She decides to wait for Sensei to have a try at it. Rin has a moment of weakness back at the office, begging the missing president to give her a sign that she's still out there somewhere.Flashback to Rin and Prez talking. Prez asks Rin, what would you do if I disappeared all of a sudden? At first she thinks of it as a joke, but then says she couldn't possibly fill in Prez's shoes. Prez disagrees, it would just take some time. The job is not a big deal, she insists. No matter how brilliant anyone can seem, the only one thing they have that is irreplacable is--Rin wakes up in the office with someone calling out to her. The unknown shadow gives her a morning greeting [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxCky2fHbco starts playing]The person treats Rin as if they've known each other for years. As her face is revealed, Rin is confused. She doesn't know this woman. Treating it as if Rin was still half-asleep, she jokingly introduces herself."I am your old friend, the head of this student council. The GSC President."end of ep4, next up episode 5 - Faulty Memory
>>564472994micropenis sensei...
>>564472994every girl in Kivotos is a size queen
>>564473018why do the gooks have small binahs?
>>564473052>every girl in Kivotos is a size queenThere is no reference point other than you and the pink haniwas
>>564472994I want a girlfriend who only wants me for the dick and doesn't care about me as a person
>>564472608Because you can't actually enforce judgment upon a being with absolute power. See what I wrote about the book of Job earlier. This is actually logically consistent with the teaching of Jesus that you should take the plank of wood out of your own eye before complaining about the speck of dust in your neighbor's eye.Also, from your (presumably) perspective, you can't enforce judgment on a being that according to you isn't real, so the question is entirely moot. It has no practical benefit to either you or a Christian to discuss this issue, because the Christian cannot possibly compel his god to moral obedience, and you do not believe his god even exists in the first place. The only reason you could have to bring this up is as a 'gotcha' attempt to 'prove' that Christians must abandon their belief in god or face being factually incorrect, according to you, but you fail to realize this won't convince anyone because belief in god (or, from a nonreligious perspective, good) is based on faith rather than proof. Which is the only Blue Archive related thing about this discussion at this point, see Seia's discussion's with Sensei in Vol.3 regarding proving the existence of paradise.
>>564473185bro that's every girl
>>564473185
>>564472050>Kaya sees herself as smart but she isn't personable, she didn't know how to build up connections to get people to move how she wanted, she just expected them to fall in lineThis, since Kaya was Department of Defense she probably assumed everyone would just fall in line and underestimated how many schools would just tell her to pound sand, because the President made it look easy.She's lucky she only got blown off by Cherino's antics, Nagisa would've been apoplectic.
>>564471986>not a soundpost
>>564473034Going to sleep because it's really late. I'll continue after reset.
I wish I could play Minecraft with the GDD
I wish Momoi would suck my dick in Minecraft
>still no /bag/craft
>>564472994I want one that would and is a sizequeen because my dick is huge
>>564473523How many people would play on it? I unironically would
>>564473562me
>>564473562I'm up for it honestly
>>564473562I don't even know how starcraft plays anymore (assuming 2)though I did enjoy playing 1, bw, and 2 ages ago
>>564473562i dont have an acc and i refuse to give molah to Microjew
>>564473562Sorry unc, but /bag/ is Roblox-core general
Pat you are students
>>564473226It is a genuine question and not a gotcha. I understand the idea of not enforcing judgement on a being with absolute power but in my perspective calling the same being as merciful and whatever good adjectives that exist is an act of judgement. I don't even think it's wrong for other people to worship some all powerful being who doesn't share the same moral standards as humans.
>>564473687Pirated accounts can join servers anon but you'd have no skin as far as I know
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/143803062What the fuck
>>564473778 There are plugins for that
Anyone have an eligma calculator?
>>564473778If you use mod you can, that how all the server in /mmcg/ are
Chihiro, the comfiest wife.
>>564473973fat fuck
>>564473562I would but I'd probably just troll and grief people while wearing a Megu skin.
>>564474019I would probably seduce people while wearing a Miyako skin
>>564473973She won't let me see our son.
>>564474087sounds like a (you) problem
>>564474019And here I thought Megufags are bros. I guess I was wrong.
>>564473562I'd do the usualplay it for a week or two and then drop it and never pick it up again
>>564473778i was playing on a pirated client with my friend and she could see my skin anyway
>/bag/ Minecraft serverWill get banned in a week
sumomo
https://x.com/noshi_leyu/status/2047163553132761501Ui vid from the guy who made the OP from here >>564386872 that a pajeet got angry at and called a shitpost + got angry since he's chineseit's really cute honestly. Happy birthday, stinky
>>564474271wrong thread
Post the IP
I would build onsens after griefing bases with TNT.
>>564473306Nagisa is British They're a very passive people with how they deal with things offhandedly She would shoot her down in a very mild mannered way that makes it seem like you're not being shot down like "let's get tea some time" but there never seems to be a time where it happens, and you start to wonder if they just stood you up
Who's Mutsuki Archive?
>>564473562I'll join and recruit my fellow Gehennachads to fuck with Trinitycels.
>>564474334huh, you're right, thought I pasted it correctly >>564474271>OP from here >>564406787
>>564473973ma'am your blinkers are on
>>564474174>shechad sensei...
>>564473751
Mojang says trans rights
>>564474271Not all chinks are bad, I enjoyed that
>>564471513So basically Kaya is kind of like Rio in that she isn't good at dealing with the human element.
>>564473751Explain this thenhttps://x.com/i/status/2046591540370485629
>>564474348Bro there's an event right now where Nagisa nearly flies off the handle because Sakurako and Mine can't communicate like human beings.
What is Ui's personality?
>>564474617odor
>>564473562I heard recently someone on his own private server talking to himself got banned for saying "foid" recently Current Minecraft just ain't a real game anymore
>>564474617smell
>>564471808Faggot argues like an underage reddit atheist
>>564474593That's British
If my Seia keeps dying here despite me having t10 pin, is this a problem with her sub skill? It and her neck is like at lv 4.
>>564448657isnt it a bit too tall?
>>564448657You should dig him underground so only his upper body and arms show
>>564474617Grouch
Start liking hags
>>564448657does he drink blue or red gatorade?
>>564452279>>564463234unc and his ancientpad using hardened firefox..
>>564475012Always had
>>564474801Is she dying from green using her ex on Seia?It happens because some fucky positioning that occurs because of uNeru's moving ex. With certain timing Tsubaki/Neru will move so that green will hit them instead of Seia.It's difficult to explain how to do it, just keep trying.
>>564474927she's flat and airheaded
>>564475012I only love one hag
>>564474927I for one, how Odyssey gets a volume before Gehenna.
>>564475012I love hags
>>564475082I actually wasn't looking at her at all. Will try a few times and see what's going on.
>>564453124
the supercomputer revolution can only be stopped by using old devices, comrade. don't upgrade or you'll empower the beast.
What Hina is this?
As expected, people are having fun with the new valkyrie furniture
we need more granny-core students
>>564474801I've seen her evade those, but they are nastyAlso raise her necklace in general, the shield is a big bonus plus the cost recovery subskill is hard to ignore
>>564454404Nice pic. I miss when art wasn't just a glorified sketch
>>564475202Hina jealousina
>>564475205Can you choose to put someone in there or is it random
>>564475202Jobina
>>564459552this is not fair everything is canon if you read the momos!!
>>564475082I just saw green shoot Seia with something, but it missed? Guess I'll take it.
>>564475205Not for long
>>564471808You act like a passive aggressive woman. Just like your petty god lmao.
>>564475397holy cringe
>>564475285ofc it's random, like always. People spawn wherever
>>564475261nice furniture walls that blend in with the actual walls
>>564475285It works like always for cafe but you can enter and exit edit mode repeatedly to reposition students
>>564462196Give me your knowledge. I need it
>Hina>gogurtName more iconic duo
will this be enough if im only gonna raise hibiki, a.himari, a.aris and kei?
>>564462196Not going to read the summaries because not being spoilered on the WH events ended up in them being some of the most enjoyable ones, but I'm glad someone who actually fathoms moonrunes is doing them.Kudos.
>>564475649No
>>564475728how much do i need?
When they release a volume with Suou it'll be tough avoiding spoielrs for 4 months. But maybe I'll be able to read Japanese by 2050
>>564475640>Name more iconic duoI can't
>>564475649>>564475728>>564475753forgot my picit's 30 each Millennium student. For example https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Arisu_(Battle)#Skills
>>56447575330 per
>>564475649maxing a student’s EX costs 8 purple BDs and 30 of every other color
>>564475640
>>564475781>>564475783>>564475792oh ok, thanks
>>564462196based
Wtf is this?? I had to fucking alt f4!I can't prove it but I know it's somehow her fault...
imagine if half the population was turned on by ears and a significant chunk of your favorite gacha game was focused on close ups of ear lobes and ear canals and you had to sit there and consume itthat's how i feel about feet
>>564475875this bug has been happening to me rarely for a whileonly fix I've found is to restart as you said
>>564475875Nice fancy pants cafénice pyro stash lmaonice credit stash lmao
>>564475890>you had to sit there and consumeI'm having a hard time imagining that
>>564475357Oh yeah, 1/3 chance of Seia just dodging it. Thankfully it's just 1 rng roll and only 1minute into the raid.
>>564474271>that a pajeet got angry at and called a shitpost + got angry since he's chinesepick one
>>564475875UZAWA LEISA!I've never had this issue.>>564475890>Significant chunkc'mon, it's not that bad. The game would be milquetoast as fuck if the devs were only allowed tits 'n ass.
>>564475975imagine if hasumi was your favorite student and when you went to put her in your memorial lobby it's just a fucking closeup of her ear holeimagine that
>>564473767Ok I see what you're saying. Basically, to answer your original question from a more or less Christian perspective: it's not that Christians aren't allowed to have any opinion on the morality of God, but rather that holding these views doesn't actually do anything. Condemning God for allowing evil to occur has no effect on him whatsoever, and distracts from actually living virtuously towards your fellow man. Per the Book of Job which I referenced before: "Look at the heavens and see; observe the clouds, which are higher than you. If you have sinned, what do you accomplish against [God]? And if your transgressions are multiplied, what do you do to him? If you are righteous, what do you give to him; or what does he receive from your hand? Your wickedness affects others like you, and your righteousness, other human beings." This is in response to Job complaining that he should've been a self-serving sinner all along if he wasn't going to be rewarded for virtue after God allows misfortune to befall him (i.e. the Problem of Evil - why do bad things happen to good people?).I think most if not all Christians do believe God is virtuous, but rather than having some sort of conclusive answer to the problem of evil, this is taken on faith. That's the point I was trying to make by referencing volume three of the game, where Seia essentially realizes this about Sensei - he doesn't 'know' that it's possible for paradise to exist, but he believes it's possible because he wants to believe. And his belief in this possibility motivates him to strive to live virtuously for the sake of his students (when he's not licking their feet or sniffing their hair at least). This is essentially a parallel to the idea of faith but is in my opinion equally applicable to someone who isn't religious, for whom it is more important to do good for others than to debate whether or not 'perfect good' or 'god' or whatever actually exists.Sorry if any of this is poorly explained or unclear.
Mika sheep love
>>564475995as in he got angry that the artist is chinesecome to think of it, with such subject ambiguity I'm not actually sure what's the best grammatical approachwordy, but probably>+ got angry since this artist is chinese
>>564475553they should add a hand from the sky mode to reposition students
why is this guy talking about ear hole porn?
yukari seal
>>564475952Poor in pyrosRich in stinky wife(swimsuit)
>>564475890
>>564475990Alright I didn't know what to do on p2 but I winged it and it wasn't too bad. I was fully expecting someone to eventually die but everyone survived.
>>564475875Stealing your cafe right now
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>564475890here
>>564476031I am now rotating Hasumi's earlobes in my mind
>>564476150Good job.Also, I have to correct myself, it's yellow not green
>>564475990You could also just stumble upon other setups that don't have her in the firing line since uNeru bouncing around makes it a bit random
another one
>>564475875did you enter the cafe before the 'cord popup appeared mayhaps?
>>564476352>>564476352>>564476352
Can't belive how oppressed feetfags are. Why do people feel the need to state how much they hate feet as often as possible?
>>564475890sorry but this is a canon sensei general
>>564445927>the "Ui is actually is a boy" characters memeWhat?
>>564476057Thanks for an honest and clearer answer. Religious people saying that their deity is virtuous because of faith is more respectable than others who poorly/unclearly "defend" scenarios that makes it hard to see that powerful being embody virtues that align with human definitions. I just found it confusing and illogical that some people blindly attach good moral labels while simultaneously claiming that God shouldn't be morally judged.
>>564475154Total b*atrice death
>>564462196Late but it's so fucking good to see shitposters getting their ass handed to them.