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>>564513031

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0
Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796
Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0
Apr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0

>LATEST PATCHES
Mar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984
Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
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what barrage are you using today
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>>564588187
:( don't feed the jews
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>>564588221
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At this point I'm dreaming for someone to copycat Helldivers and make a better game.
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>>564588467
you'll see a bunch of them coming out in a year or two, just gotta wait for the development cycles to finish
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>>564588221
OPS
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>>564588467
STEAM, KILL DEADLOCK AND DEVELOP A BETTER HELLDIVERS 2 GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.

or something like that I dont know I dont frequent twitter or reddit enough to know their current celebrity of attention.
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>>564588467
This is one of those monkey paw situations where the barrier to being better is incredibly low, but somehow everybody fucks it up. It's like how everybody shit-talks Bethesda games, but when it comes to copying them, everybody flubs it worse.
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The next Helldivers will be a mascot platformer who uses a magic wand to summon meteors to kill colorful dinosaurs who want to chomp you
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>>564588673
pitch it to a roblox dev and you just got a banger idea. assuming they stop touching kids first of course.
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>>564588785
I imagine it as a gnome of sorts who can summon monsters (sentries) meteors (orbitals) and has various staffs (support) that shoot crazy elemental bombs
The colorful dinosaurs have full gore physics
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Suprised they haven't done another crossover yet
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Haven't been into /hdg/ for nearly two weeks.
- How the doxxing drama ended? I understand the guy behind the donation incentive simply left out community after fake bomb threats in his (former) job?
- Also did devs already doubled down regarding "new mechs behind warbond, instead of promised customization"?
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>>564588931
>promised customization
did they ever mention mech customization at all?
I genuinely can't remember and feels like it's just the community gaslighting themselves into believing it was coming
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>>564588931
They've said nothing regarding mechs, which is only making shit worse.
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>>564588931
I wonder if the horses think he left because they thought he hates them
And they never learned the truth
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>>564588467
>copycat Helldivers
Haha
>and make a better game
Hehehehe keep dreaming
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>>564588931
>doxxing
The doxxing drama is long past now. I dont think anything new sparked from it?
The most i remember hearing is one of the staff members using the Spear and getting pissy at the cooldown (which was atleast something)
>mech thing
actually curious to their response on that. Im guessing they will just ignore it as "oh we just scrapped it" because they suck at maxing fun customization (weapon attachments really suck and we didnt get anything new for the weapons since that dropped iirc, no new attachments for existing weapons nothin)

>>564588996
I think it was a leaked thing, where mechs were meant to have interchangable arms? some file mentioned a saw attachment like the hulk one, and the startagem launcher but Id guess its a remnant from the early EARLY versions at best.
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>>564589096
>I think it was a leaked thing, where mechs were meant to have interchangable arms?
no such thing
at best there were nigger rigged mechs reequipped with already existing weapons with the help of cheat menu
the stratagem launcher was on some of the mechs in the files and i genuinely don't understand what's the holdup
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>>564587735
Organize a /hdg/ where you only ask people nicely to wear 95% resist arc damage armor :)
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>>564589193
I think what I saw was more just files, (which can be of course faked) and I remember one thing was called "scrocher saw" which Id assume at best was just a dev test thing for an early melee mech option (which they probably scrapped and now reintroduced with shield arm)
But yea I dont remember seeing any of the things like the listed arms actualy spawned in, it was before mechs even started to appear in game and people where theorizing based on some datamining. (I remember people actually assumed stratagem launcher would be default, then coped it would be an upgrade, and well now people just given up but that feels like standard with AH)
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>>564589193
No longer part of their vision even if a strat launcher would not negatively affect their game. Well, it would buff the heckdiver faction by the amount of time to jump in and out, so it is enough to give Swedes the heebie jeebies.

I can understand their reluctance to not sell entire mech configs because it involves their bottom line and development costs, but it would still be a viable business model to sell weapon arms.
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>>564589193
>stratagem launcher was on some of the mechs in the files and i genuinely don't understand what's the holdup
Part of the original art package, its just a mesh and a texture. Still requires a Swede (read: they cant outsource it to india) to code the thing, and code it in a way that doesn't break all the other systems held together with bubblegum and paperclips.
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>>564589607
>I can understand their reluctance to not sell entire mech configs because it involves their bottom line
This basically applies to anything. Weapon customization was only added because people bitched about it enough.
Instead of getting different ammo types you need to get an entirely different weapon to get fire ammo, to get any under barrel attachment that is not a flashlight you need to get a different weapon, and now to get any different mech arms you need to get entire new stratagems.
I get the idea but it kinda bloats the options and feels like money talking over player expirience (shocking)
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SQUID WOMEN OWE ME SEX
BUG WOMEN OWE ME SEX
BOT WOMEN OWE ME SEX
SEAF WOMEN OWE ME SEX

I AM A HELLDIVER I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE
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>>564590036
Sir your entire lower half was blown up in a friendly fire incident. at best we can hook you up to the pleasure chair and let you waste away while enjoying a nice dopamine spike.
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Are you fucking redditors really surprised that theyre selling Mechs in a warbond? The same company that lamented they had "6 million cod players" but was more than happy to take their money to self-fund a new unnamed project but youre SHOCKED and STUNNED that theyre going to sell mechs on the store You havnt been paying attention if this surprises you.
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Locking all new weapons, grenades and armor sets behind a paywall is fine
Taking the third armor set, associated cosmetics and the final gun/throwable from the warbond and selling them in the cash shop is fine
Locking the vast majority of new stratagems behind a paywall is fine
Locking new vehicles behind a paywall is fine
>YOU ARE HERE
Locking advanced weapon customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new shipmodules behind a paywall is fine
Locking vehicle customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new biomes and enemies behind timed paid tickets is fine
Locking bugfixes behind a paywall is fine
Charging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine>>564590276
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>>564590338
>Redditor misses the point
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>>564590338
They've done it in Helldivers 1
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>>564590276
Honestly? No. Not at all, when they added a second mech stratagem I already expected they would just do them as stratagems, and since the first stratagem that appeared in a warbond I expected them to shove more and more content into it. I've said it before but this game is essentially an MMO where you have to pay monthly to expirience anything beyond the starting warbond.
I barely can get myself to play this game with friends in first place, and to think all I can do try and force myself to use a weapon that does jack shit most of the time (I love smgs and secondaries having their range cucked because muh ballance) just adds the salt to wound.
Also I enjoy Venting on 4chud,
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>>564590452
Also, the Lumberer mech is also locked behind a paywall in Helldivers 1, this DLC also includes the Bastion tank (which we got for free in Helldivers 2). I'm not defending Swiggers but it is what it is.
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>>564590452
Which is why Helldivers 1 is a "literally who???" game that nobody heard about and nobody cares about.
Helldivers 2 started with a massive wave of goodwill from both the devs and players, but it is all falling apart right in front of our eyes.

>>564590338
doing god's work anon, keep posting this list every (or two) threads - the reddit tourists need to see this.
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>>564590276
Oh yea also what is that new project? or is that not announced yet? because I honestly wouldn't mind if AH actualy made a game that is a proper game instead of a shitty tug of war between players and devs. (and surely since the shitty AH devs are on helldivers 2 then the good ones must be on that unnamed project)
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>>564590338
>Charging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine
Aren't consolefags already cucked by this? Paid online multiplayer subscription is mandatory to even play helldivers 2 afaik
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>>564590963
>console fags need to pay subscription on top of spending to get warbonds
How the fuck are people not flaming this game more?
Actually I guess its that magical "I dont like it so I will not play it" thing.
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>>564590963
they're called console peasants for a reason, /hdg/ is a pc master race general
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IMO it's kind of comical how bad Arrowhead flubs easy good will. If they release one freebie Warbond every Christmas or some shit with like 3-4 pages, people wouldn't get so aggro about the paid ones.
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>>564591171
>*GLUG GLUG GLUG MMMM SWEDE COCK*
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>>564590864
>hd1 is a literally who game because they had dlcs
hd1 is a literally who game because it's a twin stick shooter that released primarily for consoles
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>>564591171
meanwhile white boys and chinese cheat free items
its black people who are cucked into paying for live service items
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>>564591171
>free
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>>564591171
You would be shocked how easily people would be satisfied when you give them shiny rocks for free.
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>>564584845
GGs Stylet a CUTE
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Guys, why did they ban me for this? The reason listed was racism for calling Swedes animals, but you can't be racist to white people?
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>>564588931
>- How the doxxing drama ended?
Entrenched Division came out and had a bunch of strong weapons, so everyone forgot about the drama
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lobby doko
>>564591171
These faggots spared money on dedicated servers for the game, I have every right to cheat them and get things for free.
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>YEAAH I LOVE PAYING 40 BUCKS FOR A GAME AND THEN GETTING NICKLED AND DIMED FOR EVERY DROP OF CONTENT LIKE IT'S SOME F2P SHIEEET
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>>564591327
not reading all that shit edit your screenshot you EOP
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>>564590276
every time I see this gif, it's attached to a post saying the most basic bitch info everyone already knew, pretending as if it were an original thought
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>>564590276
This whole outrage is weird to me. I used to whine about this stuff but got routinely shot down because "SC is free just play the game lmao".
Maybe I should start using the same tactic. For the people complaining about Mechs in a warbond, just play the game :^)
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>>564591458
First line of the big text block has op saying "sweedish animals" probably deserving ban for calling other people animals (if having that Genshit pfp wasn't enough of a reason in the first place)
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>>564591327
>2:21
>zoomer language
Fucking underage b& posting. Slinking on here looking for approval. Shartyfag no doubt too.
What a fag.
You should seriously consider suicide you worthless brown garbage.
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>>564591171
We're now at the Swedistani defense derangement stage where it's okay for them to not even muster free rewards during holidays. Something every other live service game does multiple times a year.

And yes, this is a live service game.
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>>564591534
>SC is free just play the game lmao
Literal cope from the most deranged AH fanboys, you don't get 1k SC inbetween warbonds by "just playing the game" unless you play 10 hours a day or grind your ass of in D2
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>>564591567
forgotten until it can do heavy penetration
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>but muh small indipendant indie game dev studio will starve if we don't buy warbonds! :(
I always laugh how these kind of people pretend like Warframe did not exist for more than a decade.
And their game is actually free to play, premium currency easily gotten just by trading between players with a true capitalst free-market concept at its core.
It is possible - ArrowHead just got incredibly lucky with the launch of HD2 but they don't know why and that is WHY they are falling down.
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>>564591534
Honestly >>564591519 put it well. Its not a "new" or shocking thing. just the usual and people kinda forgot because we had few Okay warbonds and not a shitty Illuminate update in between previous wave of it.
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>>564591423
bro just spend a day playing d1 with the teleport backpack?
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>>564591567
worst beltfed weapon
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>>564591540
I've already lost interest. if you're curious what I mean just look at ffxiv feedback EN vs JP when it comes how dogshit English speakers convey feedback/information. EN posts their unedited dogshit slop expecting devs to read all that shit WORDS WORDS WORDS while JP edits their shit and is concise.
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>>564591567
>MAXI STATUS??
relegated to /hdg/ lobbies only for fun and when you are bored when you notice other people got good meta gear to actually carry the game.
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>>564591640
>>564591656
NOOO
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>>564591651
So I'm supposed to grind like this is some shitty f2p game?
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>>564591645
>Warframe
I fucking hate Rebecca shoving her fetishes and celebrity crushes into the game but you are correct. Though trading for platinum is usually not *as* easy, depends on if you get buyers for excess relics/prime trash (and dont get me started on the bullshit that is Riven market)
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>>564591630
nigga it's disingenuous to claim you can get 1k SC just from playing casually, but you're also a lying retard thinking it takes 10 hours a day farming D2
you can get 1k in like an hour farming D1. That's all it really takes.
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>>564591567
>me taking 8 seconds of firing to kill one(uno) enemy with the maxigun
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>>564591749
Yes, old hag Reb shoving her fetishes is a real problem. Trading for platinum is not as easy but I guarantee it is a lot more interesting and exhilarting than just brainlessly farming SCs
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>>564591567
Funmaxxed weapon. Good on bugs, great on squids. YOU are the gatling turret. PP or fortified are mandatory.
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>>564591765
nta but I get 10k in 1 hour if I use the CE method.
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>>564591789
My piss vs the spider in my shower
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>>564591519
>pretending as if it were an original thought
or maybe he's just pointing out something silly
Clearly not everyone in this "community" already knew, because then there would be no outrage.
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>>564591327
Not a good look poorfags.
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>>564591789
wat anime
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>>564591765
Depends on your luck, I usually end up needing like 3 hours because Game hates me and I get 1(one)[Uno] packet on a map.
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>>564591824
Are American living conditions really that shit that they get spiders in showers?
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>>564591879
damn that sucks
maybe being closer to sweden increases droprate
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>>564591741
yes.

>>564591765
>you can get 1k in like an hour farming D1. That's all it really takes.
this is a big fat lie
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>>564584845
GGs my horse wife is better than yours
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>>564591874
Overlord
I believe that's the movie but I could be wrong
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>>564591908
That poster is clearly Australian
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>>564591812
Oh yea its still much much better. just really depends on if you have buyers or not that specific day. and then again outside weapon/warframe slots you basically dont need platinum for anything that isnt cosmetic only, so its basically a f2p game even if sometimes the actual grind is boring AF unless you have a friend in VC to talk with (even not playing with you)
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>>564591567
in need of correction
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>>564591908
Yeah
I had a good partnership with a daddy long legs for a few months, where it understood to go up to the ceiling webs when I come in, and it can have as much water and tub trapped spiders and centipedes as it wants.
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>>564592152
Spider chad
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>>564592152
holy bvsed
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Heres your literally nothing award, bwo
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>>564592229
wow what a cool storyline leading to the new bile titan variant
crazy
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>>564591908
We keep maybe 1 or 2 in our homes so they can battle flies and mosquitoes for us
BUT once they are lower than your eye line they become the enemy and must be punished to make room for a more obedient spide
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>>564591648
It's kind of a new low for them to put vehicles in warbonds, considering it's been a pattern for them to be MO rewards for years. The "outrage" is from sensible people finally waking up and realizing that the devs aren't even making an effort to pretend to have good will towards the playerbase anymore.
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>>564592152
Spiders are weird. They dont recognize faces but they recognize patterns.
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>>564592229
Wasn't the first one the reason they fly in the first place? I wonder what unfun and terribly ballanced terminids we gonna get next.
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>>564584845
ggz frens, suu>miia>rachnera>papi>>>>>>horse bitch
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>>564592046
Holy fuck shut up about warframe already you obsessed faggot.
Helldivers 2 is not a grind game in the same sense as warframe. I understand you dumbasses have gotten that idea from mindlessly spamming D1 looking for chump change, but the actual game is not built around grinding for worthless mammon.
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>Blob keeps ignoring the jeet brigade and keeps going for the MO world
Is it possible they learned?
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>>564592404
>Helldivers 2 is not a grind game in the same sense as warframe
If you are a new player today, the grind is worse than Warframe by a country mile. You will never catch up to modern content unless you come across consistent cheat lobbies.
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>>564592018
>>564591879
Anyone that claims you can just get all the SC you want by just playing normally is being extremely disingenuous. I play on D10 and even going a bit out of my way to look for these POI's amount to maybe a few hundred SC's at best. No way I'm wasting time with Blitz missions too.
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>>564592359
your wife owes me sex
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Served no purpose award
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>>564591749
>I fucking hate Rebecca shoving her fetishes
>>564591812
>Yes, old hag Reb shoving her fetishes

Is this referring to the preggo warframe?
>>564591765
>you can get 1k in like an hour farming D1. That's all it really takes.
This is blatantly untrue. The most efficient farming nets you somewhere around 300SC an hour, and that was months ago when there were less new POIs taking up SC spawns. That figure is including the occasional +100SC pile, so your numbers are way off.
In reality, it takes like 3-4 hours for a warbond, doing the most efficient SC farming method, without any piss breaks.
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>>564592463
>the grind is worse than Warframe by a country mile
Fucking kys.
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>>564592448
>the gimmick of this subfaction?
>they win and players lose
>unless the devs are retarded enough and forget to account for eagle storm with its massive, easily planned around 7 day cooldown
Jeets gotta be the worst when it comes to the war, literally "rocks falls everyone dies" the faction
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>>564592574
I wonder if that dating sim writer was still on-board when they wrote this.
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>>564592485
I still remember the old method of
>find map with 3-4 pick ups near each other
>pick them up
>alt+f4 / disconnect internet
>enter the map again and pick them up again
THAT used to make me over 1K an hour in SCs, it was kinda fun optimizing running between the 2 boxes and trying to land on the first one.
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>>564592485
>I play on D10
That's your problem
Play on 1 alone, or 3 with friends.
The same raw number of SC can spawn on all difficulties, but are more spread out on higher difficulties. On higher difficulties, however, there are more objectives that override POI and rare samples that can clog your loot spots.
1 is the fastest, 3 with a group is faster since you can get lidar stations.
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>>564592463
>hd2 grind is worse than warframe's
LOL
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>>564591908
>Am*rican
It's the middle of the night for burgers.
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>>564592716
you cant just throw that out without a qrd
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>>564592728
But that's not just normally playing the game, that's a grinding setup
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>>564592590
>There's a pregnant warframe
Update 7 fag here, dropped the game Update 25 around 2018. It felt kinda forced when they said one of the biomechanical-weapons-constructed-out-of-dead-infested-people was trans, this just sounds like it's gone even more downhill since then lmao
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>>564592327
we're getting bulk detonator brapfog titans
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>>564592590
Prego frame and just the whole Protoframe romance bullshit.
Generally dislike the idea of giving warframe faces in anyway like that but atleast its *mostly* optional.
Also the very on the nose Gacha level horny bait skins (valkyr hierloom is so terrible and I will never unsee the boob veins)
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>>564592752
nta but an ex hd2 writer is making a dating sim
nothingburger
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Nuke sw*den honestly
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>>564592854
>lose main writer
>have to resort to Udit's izzat farming story telling
It all makes sense
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>>564592854
What would a dating sim made by Joel/Udit look like?
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>>564592728
don't lidars show up on d2
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>>564588467
>Metal Gear Solid
>40k Imperial Guard
>Dragons Dogma
Honestly a fantasy clone of HD2 would be pretty cool. No classes, just primaries, secondaries, armor and four abilities/spells.
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>>564592992
So you know the concept of edging and blue balls? this but cranked up (or not cranked at all heh) to 11
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>>564592992
NETORARE RYONA
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>>564592728
>Play on 1 alone, or 3 with friends.
Even with that you barely make minimum wage. Also
>roping in your friends to do some lame ass grind
lmao I just cheated in SC for my friends instead. They never have to grind for SC's for the foreseeable future.

And yea like the other anon said, spamming D1 or D3 to specifically farm SC's is not "playing normally".

>>564592723
How long ago was this? I knew I wasn't going to play the game when I saw this method gets patched out until I found a way to reliably cheat in SC's. Glad I stuck to it.
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>>564592825
Oh, I didn't realize that was the discussion.
Uh, in that case.
Also make sure you never play on illuminate, never play in cities, and look for good biomes/generation seeds. Deserts, bone planets, and snowfields are your friends. Stay the fuck out of motherucking Dagoba
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>>564591908
Not having any (non-human pest) bugs around usually means your area is saturated with poisons from insecticides or pollution. Anyway I'm not american but yeah everyone I know has at least one "pet" spider in it that they just let live in their house as it never really causes problems. They all claim it catches bugs but I've never seen a house spider actually catch anything despite having one in my house too. I even caught a fly and threw it into the spider's web and it just bounced off. Useless prick. I would kill it if it left its station though I see no reason to preempt this.
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>>564579380
If it was a leg hit then no, servo-assisted wouldn't change anything, working or not. legs have 45 health to start with and a scavenger bite does 40 damage, meaning it'll take two hits to break a leg. Servo-assisted supposedly brings that up to 67 health which is not enough to make it take a third hit to break.

A better test is to use the warp pack since it does exactly enough damage on a yellow warp to break a limb. With servo-assisted theoretically bringing the limb HP over that threshold. Plus it puts a visual effect on the limb so you can clearly see which limb is being hit in the event it actually does work.
So that's what I did. Warping and getting the leg roll breaks it immediately in either servo assisted and non-servo assisted. I appear to take the exact same amount of damage in both sets meaning the warp damage is not actually increasing to match the (supposed) new HP value of the limb. If it did increase to match surely there would be a bigger chunk of HP missing, right?

And just to be sure I also had a friend shoot me in the leg with a pacifier while I was wearing servo assisted. It should have been (slightly less than) 55 damage vs 67 HP with the servo assisted bonus but it broke my leg in one shot anyways. Pretty definitive that the extra limb health of servo assisted does not work.
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>>564593201
If it's not eating any pests, how has it not starved? You're not watching it 24/7 and not every spider wraps their catches in silk
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>>564593147
>How long ago was this?
Uh I think around democratic detonation? either a warbond before or after because I used that method to get THAT one specifically.
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>It's the middle of the night for burgers.
>1 more hour till my graveyard shift
Honestly I just want to lie on my bed and do nothing, I'm so tired of wage slaving
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>>564593201
>but I've never seen a house spider actually catch anything
I have a spiderbro that comes every summer (probably not the same spider) to build a web around my ceiling light. It's mighty helpful as insects comes pouring in and bounce around the light and gets GOT.
I love my spider.
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>>564593318
lmao the eternal swede jank is unstoppable
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>>564593328
Oh yea that's probably around the time I quit the game out of boredom. Feels good to just come back 2 years later and skip all that grind and time investment.
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>>564592590
idk phact bay frv warp pack got 50 SC in 6 minutes
I'd put 300SC at the very minimum hourly, probably between 300-500
not amazing, but definitely doesn't need grinding every day for a whole month
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>>564593371
>also gravecel
>night off
>in bed with a 3hr yt video
wish you were me
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>>564593318
Thanks tester-anon. I think the webm I was thinking of used a tongue-whip attack from a stalker or a hunter or whatever bug it is that does that. Specifically because that attack did just over 45 damage, so it shouldn't have been breaking the diver's leg with SA equipped.

Then again, I could be confusing that webm with something else, I just know this was tested before months ago, maybe even a year ago, with video evidence.
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>Person leaves after mission ends
>Start new mission
>Person that left rejoins
Yeah, bro. You're tooootally cutting down on time in between missions!
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>reddit normies WILL defend this
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>>564593630
I have other people watching me so I can't just do whatever I want to pass the time
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>>564593792
Find a rock
Kick it until it becomes a perfect sphere
Do this every shift
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>>564592359
it's okay, I know you don't really mean that
also I'm still mad about the lumberer
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>>564592612
>>564592732
t. doesn't play Warframe and/or probably hasn't for a decade
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>>564593705
Thats because hes a dumb dumb not looking for missions that have been live for 10-20m so you get easy quick medals
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>>564593996 Nta but
To be fair its usually a mixed bag. Follie is for example a fucking brain numbing grind (not because mission is difficult or long. its actualy piss easy and short but its annoying because enemies constantly slow you and your paths are blocked. plus forced to "waddle and slide" as operator half the time.

But yeah these days they made most normal grind ok, relics still fucking suck but its relics so people just tune it out after so many years.
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>>564593985
Cute
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>>564593985
nah i meant every word, anyways i watched all 10 episodes so buy barotrauma
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Just spent full 5 rounds spreading sc to pubdivers today. Am I a good little goy yet
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Laser Cannon seriously needs a major damage boost or an alt-unsafe mode. With every update to the game, the horde numbers getting larger, it just can't keep up. Takes too long to kill a single Hulk.
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>>564594357
very antisemitic. it's a wonder why the ADL wasn't alerted.
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>>564594357
Based SC diver attacking AH's bottom line.
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>>564594428
It's exactly where it needs to be. It's an infinite ammo lower dps higher range option to the HMG
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>sniffing colombian meth off a hookers ass crack while your game is burning into the ground
honestly based, I hope this guy enjoy his life and his newly found wealth, if only I could be so lucky.
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>>564593996
It takes less time to get half of all current warframes than it takes for AH to put out a single hotfix
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>>564594428
You have two other weapons to swap to when it reaches heat capacity, and three other stratagems to back up your firepower.
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>>564594513
is that Haley Joel Osment?
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>>564594586
And that's still not enough. D10 is AP4 enemies spammed indefinitely. You can have the Cucktimatum and Thermites, the Laser Cannon isn't helping when you've burned through those and another five burninator crispy Hulks just turned up.
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>>564594428
>takes too long to kill a single hulk
>it takes like 2 seconds when you get a good angle on the eye, maybe 3-4 on the bare back
Did they nerf it since cyberstand assault or what? I used that bastard there almost 24/7 only thing that actually stopped it were Cyborgs (because AH was bunch of retards and forgot to fix a bug until after it was done) and anything in factory strider bracker. but for those I had to bring an Stratagem anyway.
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>>564593996
I am no longer asking. I demand you kys.
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>>564594787
It would take a fresh casual player, in current Warframe, to have like 50% of the content in the game by 2-3 months.

It would take a fresh casual player in Helldivers 2 2-3 months to get maybe a handful of Warbonds, and 2-3 Warbonds probably released in the same time period.
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>>564594692
>the Laser Cannon isn't helping when you've burned through those and another five burninator crispy Hulks just turned up.
Come on anon, of all the enemies for this example this is like the worst one to make your point, because you genuinely could not have a weapon that kills those more efficiently than the LC. It literally takes 1.25 seconds of beaming the head.
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>>564595098
>because you genuinely could not have a weapon that kills those more efficiently than the LC. It literally takes 1.25 seconds of beaming the head.
AMR mogs the LC for Hulk hunting.
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>>564594642
uh oh
melty
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>>564594692
I love the tourist season
I really do
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>>564595098
Nah that's the RR. It technically is.
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>>564594901
What part of "the grind is not the same" don't you get you humongous faggot?
Oh yeah I love sitting on Hydron affinity-leeching so I can get MR13 so I can finally progress to MR14 by affinity leeching on Hydron! wowowow what cool and engaging systems.
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>>564595246
>leeching on Hydron
Anon, ESO was released in 2018...
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>>564594901
>>564595246
And furthermore you're lying out of your ass as usual. Warframe has fucking literal timegates in that you have to wait 12 hours for a component to craft, 3 days for a complete warframe to craft not to mention actually farming for those resources.
My god you're one huge faggot to suggest these games are comparable.
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>>564595246
>Hydron
Bro lmao when was the last time you played?
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>>564595246
NTA but I never understood the apeal of affinity farming. Just farm the shit when you open relics/grind shit? if you are low MR you are not gonna be farming on Steelpath anyway because your mods/builds are ass
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>>564594128
How the fuck do people still need medals? What the fuck are you people doing all day?
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>>564595328
And you can max out focus on adarvo or whatever that planet is called or you could go hunt aylmaos.
People use both. Suck my nuts.
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>>564595246
>Hydron
Holy grandpa you are so fucking chopped fr fr
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>>564595203
Laser Cannon sucks cock on bots and is mogged by

>Autocannon
>AMR
>De-Escalator
>HMG
>Railgun
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>>564595412
To be fair. you are capped at 250, so once you get a warbond after hours of grinding SC, you will splurge all of those medals and be low, and needing to get more to complete the warbond.
Atleast thats how it usually goes for me, (which becomes irrelevant because I close the game, open it a week later and boom 250 Medals again which i guess now will take bit more effort by needing to login maybe once more in between)
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>>564595208
>tfw no RRchad (me) and fren (LCchad) combo to rape incel corps on D10
a nigga can dream......
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>>564595454
Nobody went on Adaro to farm focus in years, holy larper
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>>564595407
>NTA but I never understood the apeal of affinity farming.
Who's talking about appeal?
It's something you literally have to do if you want to level up your shit. Get your MR-fodder out of the way and literally can't progress until you max out your shit.

Either way I'm done talking with you faggots.
Warframe is a terrible game compared to helldivers 2. In warframe you play to grind whereas in Helldivers you just play.
Imagine if planets/sectors were level-locked in Helldivers.
Lmao.
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>join game
>war strider seed
>leave game
simple as
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What's the point of Warframes, weapons, and mods having levels to grind up for anyways? Isn't that just more of a balance headache for devs to have to worry about?
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>>564594749
2 seconds on a bouncing tiny target (that you cant see because the laser will block it) or 4 seconds on the back of a monster that will quickly turn around, when the game throws you 5 of those at you at once, while drowning you in other shit that staggers and knocks your aim off.. really doesn't sound good
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>>564595598
Yes they did you coping faggot.
It's called stealth-affinity. The reason you don't know about it is because it's something you do solo.
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>>564595704
Levels just increase the amount of mod capacity you can use to slot in your mods and each initial level gives you mastery xp to level up your account. That's it.
>>564595791
Anon, focus orbs gives you a shit ton of focus now, it's been like that since 2023...
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Are they ever going to fix invisible dead hulk hitboxes
I don't even think it's listed in the known issues
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>>564595704
>Balance
If any of them added any power sure
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>>564595720
>bouncing tiny target
outside this part I kinda get your point, Hulks usually stay in place unless its an active drop and by then they are so close they will be not that tiny of a target. But fair enough on the back thing, usually a sollution when its chasing an ally more than anything. and enemy spam allways sucks in this game.


>>564595672
Again you can just level up your shit while grinding? if you REALLY need to max something out you usualy do an ESO run or when you are already higher MR just take it as a dead slot for Steel path? levels there make things skyrocket to 30 in seconds.
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>>564590864
>goodwill
>swedes
lol
lmao
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>>564595704
>Warframe
>2026
>balance
The fat old hag game creative director called Rebecca went completely opposite of Steve - the current motto is "let everything be overpowered".
There is not balance.
A lot of stuff can be overpowered easily.

HD2 is currently going through Steve-type era, where anything a bit overpowered is isntantly nerfed and only a couple of weapons and frames are allowed to be truly overpowered for some reason.
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>>564595583
Again, what the fuck are you people doing? Are you just buying back to back warbonds without ever completing them? I cant fathom how someone still needs medals all the time
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>>564596001
Nta but most people have lives loser
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>>564596051
Youve been getting free medals from old MOs just by existing. Again, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>564595949
>still doesn't know how affinity works
Here look at this.
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>>564596001
I play max of 2 hours each day cuz I am a wagecuck.
I cheated in SCs to unlock all warbonds.
I am in constant need of medals for the last 3 weeks.
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>>564595995
Rebecca is the only reason Warframe succeeded the way it has.

>Loves the coomer designs and went full force with them
>Reduced the grind significantly compared to where it used to be
>Actually pushed to get old shit mechanics reworked
>Allows everything to be viable and stupid because it's fun, same sort of endgame as Diablo or PoE where you're just expected to break the mechanics over their ass

What a fucking miserable experience that game was when Steve had full control, and he had the same type of smug know-it-all attitude that AH does.
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>>564596119
You clearly do not even play the game lmao
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>warframe aspies arguing over gameplay
the only remarkable part of your game are the faceless women
know your place
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>>564596246
This game has been functionally getting worse with every update. At this point we're fighting our Helldivers to climb chest-high walls.
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>>564596214
Don't worry, now he's working on his magnum opus where you get vored by a bear and shat out with farting noises (real)
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>>564596246
>faceless women
That's being removed too.
lol
lmao
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>>564596382
wut
why
what'll be left then
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>>564596001
Its more that you can't max out a warbond the moment you get it, so it usually takes a moment after you get a fresh one. If I could buy back to back warbonds I would be actually fucking thrilled.
Like medals are a joke to get, but the cap is just slightly annoying more than anything but I would never directly farm for them because of how much they just hand them for free.

>>564596124
Nigga are you fucking retarded? Im asking you a simple question why do you fucking farm Adaro like an ape trying to level up shit, is your account gonna be terminated if you dont hit a quota of MR mission per week or what? Most people dont need to rush that shit, especially early ones. At most you will get one retard who sees an MR requirement on a frame and go "Ah shucks I need to grind my ass off to rush here." like what the fuck is your point even here?
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>>564596425
>can't even follow a simple conversation
Why are you yapping about MR when I'm talking about focus? Are you stupid? Do you even know how the game works?
Last (you). Go kill yourself.
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>>564594642

terrible service, driver smelled vaguely of curry goat
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>>564596627
-izzat to the driver
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>>564596406
>what'll be left then
Just women.
*spits*
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>>564596676
yuck.
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>>564595720
hulks don't bounce and they aren't fast
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>>564596406
the sexual fantasies of a 36 year old woman directing the entire game are unknown to us, little one...
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>>564596539
Assumed you were >>564595246 >>564595672 , this conversation was speaking about MR and leveling gear to "progress" and I was asking why the fuck you would want to concentrate on it because of how easy and passive it is these days.
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>>564596134
If you cheated in SC don't you have the option to cheat in medals?
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>>564596229
They only recently change it you fucking moron. So I'll ask again. What the fuck are you doing?
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>>564596001
Do you cucks just not play the game or have been playing the game everyday for 1-2 years straight to say this kind of retarded shit?
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?
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>>564596791
Post automaton women and Ill consider that request.
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You assumed correct.
I am all of those.
Notice how not one (1) mentions Adaro?
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>>564596859
You can easily max out your warbonds if you just play regularly on D10. Anyone complaining about medals are just dogshit dadgamers playing on D4
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>>564596867
context
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>>564596812
Yes, but by my logic you can instantly buy an infinite amount of SC, so that is not real cheating no matter how many SC you cheat in.

The only way to get medals is through orders and actually playing the game - if I cheat those in, it is actual cheating brown behaviour. I am white.
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>>564596897
Eh fair enough Ill take that critique, just used a generic "affinity farming planet" as stand in for what I was asking in first place.
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>>564596970
nigga I play on D10 and I will still complain. Also let's be real a lot of these defenders don't play on D10 so your point doesn't even stand.
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supremeslappers glazediver hours
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>>564588467
patch is gonna drop with mech buffs and the strat launcher and reddit will be like WE'RE SO BACK
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>>564597013
hey anon, pigment inspector here
you are ridiculously white
enjoy your day
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>>564597013
>so that is not real cheating
The shit you cheating fags say.
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>>564596001
A good local man gave me 8k credits and I needed a lot of medals.
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>>564597078
I only complain about medals when a new warbond comes out and I have an interest in it and after like a week im capped again. Are you just being a goyslave and buying every single warbond there is back to back?
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>>564596867
>russian
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>just used a generic "affinity farming planet"
Why the fuck would that matter when talking about fucking focus farming?
Holy fuck you're retarded.
Stop talking.
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>>564597167
??? What is this retarded cope. You do know there is a 250 medal cap, so you're forced to spend those medals regardless right?
>I only complain about medals when a new warbond comes out
??? Just say you've been playing the game straight for 1-2 years you fucking retard.
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>>564597259
>focus farming
you never said focus farming in those 2 messages though? lmao but sure thing buddy pal whatever floats your boat.
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>>564597013
I don't mind cheating in medals because the oldest games that were made by the whitest studios didn't waste player time with bullshit unlock grind.
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>you never said focus farming in those 2 messages though?
You mean in those same two messages that didn't mention Adaro?
God you're brown.
Clearly this conversation is beyond your meager intelligence. You should do us all a favor and just shut the fuck up.
Get your tardwrangler on the line and tell him he's a rich man.

I am done talking with you mouthbreathers about fucking warframe in the helldiver's general.
Unsurprisingly you frametards are just as stupid as I remember.
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Oh how I missed seeing someone have a melty in a thread. never change /vg/
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why is this nigga talking to himself lmao
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>>564595162
Okay yeah, I also thought of that after hitting post. Let's call it second best then.

>>564595208
For one hulk? Yes. Laser cannon can kill five way faster, since it doesn't have 5 second reload between each one, and wouldn't be expending an entire backpack's worth of ammo for it.
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>>564598054
advanced tactic so when you screenshot it to show your buddies how you "owned" someone they can't see the line of (you) replying to (you)
only true 4chuds know this so guard this secret well.
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>>564598274
Damn, I don't know what it takes to care that much about a bunch of (You)s but must be a sad dude.
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I wish I ran into the mythical pubbie hacker and just got like 4k SC
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>>564597148
How is spending some hours to cheat in 13000 super credits different from spending 100$ to instantly get 13000 super credits?
Gameplay wise, it is the exact same thing.

Obviously in one the devs lose out on the money but at this point you have to be a blind reddit glazediver if you think they deserve any money besides the base 40$ price of the game.
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>>564598468
>all these hoops
Why not just be honest with yourself?
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>>564598468
if they ran the game a properly then Id say its kinda fair for occasional money input. Server cost and other upkeep like that, but yeah currently its better to send Joel a direct donation of 3 pesos and you probably supported AH more than you did when buying SCs
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>>564597336
>You do know there is a 250 medal cap,
Try reading my post again veeeeeeeeeeery carefully. Use your finger if you have to.
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>>564598758
The problem is, "server upkeep" is fucking bogus point as no real-time processing happens on their end of the servers.
The matches are peer-to-peer, and them keeping text database of which gear players have unlocked and how many samples/medals/SCs they have is just super basic stuff in 2026 that it should cost cents.
Even then, their security is absolute ass because you can cheat in SCs just that easily which means everyting is so client-sided.

e.g. in Warframe platinum (super credit equivalent) is fully server-side - it is literally impossible to cheat in platinum as everything is always validated, checked, confirmed and edited on their actual servers in real-time. You start feeding them fake information, get ready to be banned.
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>>564599208
Even if their security wasn't shit, they don't even ban for any reason.
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>>564599309
In the end, majority players who cheat in SCs/medals continue to play the game anyway, so the bottomline is big player count = good PR and master Sony is happy.
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Play EPOCh
>>564597223
I identify as a resident of Minnesota, so fuck you.
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>>564599421
Why Minnesota? It's full of SEA monkeys and browns
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>>564599421
>Play EPOCh
Sorry, I don't want to be a liability to my team </3
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>>564599191
You're a fucking retard with a shit argument dude. Just posted your hours and what you've unlocked so far to prove how wrong you actually are. Funny how shitters never do this btw everytime they boast about how the grind in this $40 game isn't shit.
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>>564597013
Can you get people to drop the SC to you mid mission or something or do you do it just by your self while offline with the anticheat disabled? I dont want my steam or helldivers to be btfo'd
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>>564598758
>Server cost and other upkeep like that
Except they don't even do that, it's an entirely P2P game. The only reason it relies on central servers is to prevent cheating currency (LOL) because they store your save file on their server instead of letting you have it locally. And even then the only reason they had to do that was their greedy idea of hiding 160$ worth of DLCs (plus microtransactions).
If not for them being greedy they wouldn't even need servers to upkeep.
And also galactic war I guess but that requires very little technical upkeep and is eniterely pointless scripted bullshit that serves no purpose despite literally having a good Galactic War mechanic in the first game they didn't need to change.

They don't deserve any money, all server upkeep costs are entirely self inflicted to screw over players by making the game have artificially limited lifespan.
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>>564599208
>Even then, their security is absolute ass because you can cheat in SCs just that easily which means everyting is so client-sided.
you can call out the reward prompt on demand, which server will then authenticate because there's no reason for it not to kek
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>>564599576
Most SC cheating solution just literally drop the SC item on the ground, which means that people on both console and non-disabled anticheat PC users can just pick it up and get SCs while being fully legit.

However, the host has to have anticheat disabled. I only cheat SCs in my private lobby and invite friends who understand that there is still some risk and if they get banned in the future I am not responsible for that. Never in public. Not risking it.

Also, steam only bans you on games that use VAC - Helldivers 2 does not use VAC.
Even if you get banned in HD2 your Steam account and every other game will not be affected.
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>>564599886
>there is still some risk
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When I shoot down bot drop ships and some of the passengers survive the crash landing, is that because I was too slow or are devastators just too tanky to die from colliding with the ground? It never seems to be troopers.
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>>564600203
In my experience you were too slow.
To guarantee that you kill every single thing in the dropship is to kill it BEFORE it starts the "slowing down" animation, which you can tell has already started when you see that red "burst" coming out of the engines when it starts to slow down and they get pointed towards the front.

In any case, even if you are too late, you pollute the battlefield with debris and make bot advance much harder, and you make bots easy pickings for your teammates, so you still did well, soldier.
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>>564599886
Would I be able to join the next time you are doing that? should be fine if its a one time occasion
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>>564600203
it's because shooting the dropship down by shooting its engines - as I pressume you've done - doesn't wipe the cargo and you rely on the explosion of dropship impacting the ground to deal any damage to the passengers
which is not a lot - I think it's like 550 or thereabout
shooting down dropships with engine shots will only kill scout/rocket striders and troopers
shooting down the dropship by depleting it's main body's hp - 3k - will wipe the entire cargo as long as it's still attached
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>>564600203
If you hit a dropship early enough it'll wipe out a factory strider, but I do mean early. You gotta hit it just before it even starts slowing down, practically.
So in your scenario it's just that devs are tankier than troopers.
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>>564599574
>Moving the goalpost
You sound upset
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>>564600431
Yes, but you will need to write "fuck niggers fuck trannies fuck swedes death to all jews" so I know you will not report me in your hecking whole reddit circlejerk.
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>>564600430
>you pollute the battlefield with debris and make bot advance much harder
holy retard
bots will just clip through the dropships as they've always done
you're only making it more difficult for your team
this issue pops up in /hdg/ every few months
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>>564600203
I remember reading that when the ship is killed it deals set amount of damage to the passengers, (assuming they are still connected to the ship) and I think devastators survive that damage?
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>>564600431
>>564599576
There are people itt with 50k+ cheated SC, and they don't even make the top 30% of cheated SC
The morons at AH have claimed themselves they cannot track or see steamIDs so they are entirely incapable of doing shit unless you specifically chinkcheat several million
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>>564600203
>>564600472
Not everything has to be about engines - when dropship has factory strider, it's belly is hella exposed.
Instead of wasting your rocket on dropship engine and rolling the dice whether it killed the strider or not, just shoot at the belly with RR for a guaranteed one-hit kill.
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>>564600604
Even if you provide the Swedes with video evidence and names, they won't ban people. Such a toothless company. Literally, what does ArrowHead even do?
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>>564600727
Smugly post on social media and Discord
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>120mm barrage, EATs, Leveller, Solo Silo
yep, it's botrape time
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>>564600774
This is why I don't post SC cheating lobbies here, risk of discord trannies is too high.
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>>564600567 NTA
>bots will just clip through the dropships as they've always done
mixed expirience on that one honestly, sometimes they walk through and ignore the ship alltogether, sometimes they are caged inside unable to exit effectively being untouchable but also unable to attack back. But most devastators can somewhat shoot through if the angle is right, berserkers usually are perma stuck until ship despawns.
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>>564590864
>Helldivers 2 started with a massive wave
It was the trailers that showed what looked like an awesome gun game to play and then word of mouth snowballed it. The only reason I even knew about HD2 was because I had a friend who liked HD1 and he mentioned the game was coming out like a week or so prior to that. He tried to get me to play HD1 with him a couple of times and I hated it every time. But as soon as I saw the trailers for HD2 I was sold and I pre-ordered. And I have put over 1000 hours into it but because it is a fun game DESPITE its devs, not because of them. After two years of arrowhead being inept retards I am done supporting it. I'll still play it but as their monitization gets more aggressive and what they provide to players strays further from what players want and they as devs have shown no signs of improvement in their craft or delivery they don't deserve my support anymore.

There is only so much goodwill they can expect from people. Two years is more than most people get when they fuck up with every step they take. Two years and not a single update without introducing new bugs/substantially clearing out the list of existing bugs or releasing content that is fully tested and functional. Two years of making decisions that are at odds with the best interests of the players, only really capitulating once as a desperate attempt to save their dying game. Two years of trying to present themselves as the good guys when they are a bunch of vindictive arrogant greedy bastards. Two years clawing back their feigned gestures of goodwill in favor of heavier monetization without earning the justification to do so.
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>>564600567
Actually, the devs do get stuck on dropships quite often, and they don't shoot through the wreckage either. I would know because I was literally just in missions where I did that and those things happened.
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>>564600521
You should reread what you wrote yourself lmao. You're the one complaining about medals, just only when you have to actually grind for it. I'm not complaining because I cheated them in, but I still can understand how fucking tedious it is especially when pic related exists. You're simply incapable of understanding players that haven't been playing this game for years, probably can't even imagine the apple in your mind too kek.
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>>564600874
>sometimes they are caged inside unable to exit effectively being untouchable
this only happens if the dropship is killed mid drop
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>>564600797
>just found out solo silo one-hits bot bunkers
OH YEAH ITS SILO TIME
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All stealth sissies should be inseminated.
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kill yourself
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>>564601112
is this ai?
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>>564600558
I live in a cucked country and dont want to risk typing that
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>>564601112
agreed.
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nigga seethes so hard he sees AI where it doesn't even exist
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>>564601289
filtered lol
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>>564601240
Korean artist on Xwitter
https://x.com/hou_jae04
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>>564601289
let me guess, UK?
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>>564600940
I think if you kill it (in the engine) and the devastators onboard (not yet dropped) survive they also tend to get stuck, but they need to be centered, so at most I see 1 or 2 get stuck like that.
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>>564599421
>somali
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>>564601505
close, just one degree of separation away from that
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>>564600967
Just wait until you learn that a single commando or two EATs also destroy bunkers
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>>564600928
>You should reread what you wrote yourself lmao. You're the one complaining about medals,
I think youre suffering from a stress-induced stroke.
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Can we have hackers get their hand on the GM tools and have em make custom servers where we can have a better GM than the fucking Jeet and Joel
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>>564600967
If you shoot the part of the bunker that's underneath the bunker turrets with 4000 ap6 damage you'll destroy it, too.
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>>564602164
Hackers are, in most cases, incredibly selfish. Never gonna happen.
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>>564602020
I accept your concession. Come back when you can bring up actual arguments instead of artificially limiting yourself to cope about shit people are right about.
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>>564601865
I am a RRcuck and I still haven't figured out where to shoot as the bunker sometimes survives whole 3 RR shots.
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>>564602164
>within a week the server devolves into tranny drama 24/7 and a general populace of 7
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>>564602335
/hdg/... home...
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>>564602308
Any of the green bits. It's really easy to see the turrets at a distance, so just aim a little below them.
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>>564602432
Atleast it was before trannyloligroomer69 fucked everything up...
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>>564602305
Bros so mad hes just typing shit out.
All this over the fact he found simply playing the game too tall an order. Sad!
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>>564602535
this is /hdg/ - the izzat must flow 24/7!
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Average live service game experience:
>free to play
>monthly/weekly patches that add content and fix bugs
>hundreds of dollars/euro worth of items and resources in a year given out for free to everyone during festivities and other events
Swedish live service game experience:
>pay to play
>monthly patch that removes content or adds paid stuff or broken bugged new things that nobody really likes and then end up shoved down everyone's throat for weeks/months
>the only freebies are from farming SC (SC POIs basically don't exist in higher difficulties)
>maybe a shitty gift or two for christmas and liberty day, but only if the community shits and piss themselves over it
>shitty capes nobody likes lmao
>broken and bugged events
>shitty MOs with no rewards

:)

Imagine a world in which MOs reward you with the bare minimum interesting cosmetics or gimmicks. Like a laser dagger with a blue/green/red ray instead of the regular yellow one. Helmets with stats on them. Armors with mixed up passives. Or stuff you can show off in your super destroyer like posters, figmas, flags, trophies, etc.
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>>564602535
I mean if you want go that direction, the devs don't even play the games themselves for even play tests so I'd rather spend the time I save by skipping the grind on better games that actually appreciate my time.
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>"heh, these devs don't even play their own game!"
>"NOOOO!!!!! MEDALS TAKE TOO LONG TO GET!"
Pick one.
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>>564602679
bug made for sex
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>>564602679
ArrowHead developer here.
The reason why we don't allow cosmetics tied to events on the ship is because people would start to discriminate!
Anyway, we're putting all the new content in another $10 warbond. Don't cheat that SC in, we have no way to know!
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>>564602679
>Swedish live service game experience:
anon you just described a shitty MMO there didn't you?
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>>564602859
How is that in any way related? Wouldn't it make sense if the devs didn't even know how bad the medal grind was if they don't play their own game? Anyways I've played the game enough, no need to contribute to the MO or playercount until they add new content, which I will buy with the cheated SC and medals :)
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>>564602859
>we won't raise the cap on medals because if we did so, that would invalidate the only resource we can artificially manipulate for scarsity and then shill during MOs and POs
Everyone is capped on medals 5 days after the 600 medals warbonds are fully unlocked.
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>activate terminal to raise tower
>mission failed
oh, ok. I didn't even those could bug.
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>>564602164
Imagine if AH introduced custom servers
>Hardcore GW serverw with constant back and forths
>Pure autisctic lore servers
>Bot/bot/squid only GWs
>Blitz wars where the GM sets all planet impact extremely high but the enemies constant advance themselves
>Shitpost GWs
The possibilities are honestly endless. Never happening though cause Sweden, even though it would be incredibly cool
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>>564602859
I mean they (Kinda) take too long to get when you actually want them. its kinda schrodinger's problem. you either are at full cap because you cant spend them, or are waiting for MO to finish to cap you off again.
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>>564602679
People really saw that you could farm premium currency at 10% the rate of minimum wage and said "LIVE SERVICE DONE RIGHT".
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>>564603027
Youre so upset lol
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>>564602679
It's almost like a $40 p2p MMO slop even to the content
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The very first planet (You) have dived on is now your home planet. Where are you from, Diver?
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>>564603689
The only planet name I remember is New Stockholm and I wish it got black holed.
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>>564603689
very boring place to grow up in, basically Ohio of the galactic map.
But it is still my comfy home.
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Guys its engagement bait, dont respond!!!
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>hurr de hurr private servers
Sure is brown in here.
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>>564603810
Yeah its pure qualityslop, we should go back to masturbating to abdomera mods!
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>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lLv2byL8NZzGHFUxlvTmVcpxG28jvCo_W3JluF-DMfc
If you haven’t found a reason to hate these lying Swedes, someone’s noticing the mass majority of positive reviews right after the doxxing incident are from steam accounts that barely played the game or never had activity until the review. Fucking Swiggers are using bot farms from India now
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>>564603987
>only way to be positive on this game is by barely playing the game
absolutely state
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>>564603689
Meridia
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>>564603987
Seriously, everytime you think they can't go lower...
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>>564600853
I mean when you are the discord tranny the chances are always 100%
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>>564603946
We need to post more bug women,
We need to post more bot women,
We need to post more squid women,
We need to post more Seaf women.
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>>564604467
I need to convince my partner to finally upload that bugdiver avatar to VRChat and add SPS so I could have realistic penis penetration on the bug.
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>>564601292
damn they weren't kidding when they were calling abdoslop slop
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>>564603689
Angel's Venture.
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>>564604604
Rare footage of slop recovered!
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is modding helldivers as annoying as it seems or does the mod manager handle most of the load?
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>>564604826
the latter
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>>564603689
I don't really remember, it was an alien jungle planet near the creek but not the creek itself. Tibit maybe? Did we ever fight over that?
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>>564604826
Use the Arsenal mod manager, as the helldivers mod manager stopped being updated.
And yes, the manager handles the load.
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>>564604826
making mods for helldivers is annoying beyond belief.
using the hd2arsenal to install mods is easy beyond belief.
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>>564602859
I pick both because they're both objectively true
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>>564604892
We did fight on Tibit, is was one of the earlier gambit opportunities (we failed), but if we had succeeded we would have kicked the first bot fleet out of the war a few weeks earlier than we actually did.
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>>564602959
>The reason why we don't allow cosmetics tied to events on the ship is because people would start to discriminate!
TR-40 Gold Eagle and B-22 Model Citizen are both time-gated and no longer available to new players.
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>>564603689
How do you check
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>>564604775
sex with abdodivers
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>>564591171
Why would you post a picture of a typical swede though?
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>>564600432
I havent tried it in a long time. Did they change it so you can just take down dropships to the body? With what guns?
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>>564603689
Angel's Venture. The squids destroyed my home.
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i wonder if they'll ever add customization for the secondaries, I'd love to add more laser sights
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>>564605591
>Did they change it so you can just take down dropships to the body? With what guns?
they used to be 2.5k hp, they're now 3500
only spear and bastion main gun can OHK them
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>>564588467
>500 more extraction shooters
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>>564605852
>Microsoft and 343i scrapped a Helldivers-like before Helldivers 2 even left the womb
>Refuse to bring the idea back
>Their new spin-off mode?
>Extraction shooter
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>>564605739
things like scopes and muzzle attachments would be nice, but that'll never happen. we're never getting anything other than warbonds ever again - no strats as rewards for MOs, no new systems like weapon customization, nothing. maybe the occasional cape for holidays like liberty day or christmas
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>>564606123
I wouldn't take what 343 says very seriously.
It's like getting a delicious sandwich from a cafe while a Delhi street vendor scratches his balls and claims he could have made a sandwich just as good.
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>>564584845
Sorry my internet died halfway through but GGs

https://litter.catbox.moe/8uz9oe8w98v2m9p5.mp4
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>>564589193
Everything in this game is niggerrigged. Every part of it. To the point where I don't rightly understand how modding the game is even possible without breaking everything and making crashes more frequent than they already are.
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>>564589646
It could be done in the most lazy way possible and I'd still take it. Make the stratagem launcher a prop and just enable stratagem inputs while inside the Exosuits, have them be thrown like we do regularly but from/out of the launcher itself. Here's your year 3 MO reward.
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>>564606476
G2 is gonna get it...
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>>564603689
I don't remember the name but I have this clip of the end of the very first dive. They dropped me into a d10 and it was kino
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>>564603591
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't know why your default programming is to be a massive faggot but I guess it's my fault for trying to dialogue with a thread schizo.
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>>564603689
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>>564603689
I think it literally is malevelon creek. Fuck.
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Do you guys have any tips for finding chinadivers? Im looking to top up my sc wallet so the swede does not get my money
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>>564603689
I can't remember for certain but my memory tells me it was a normal enough looking planet with trees and grass so it probably was Angel's Venture.
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>>564608093
Search for low difficulty games where the host has moon runes as their name. Crossplay off. Chinas don't console bab.
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>>564608093
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242880826451
This lobby is for Bing Chilling.
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>>564603987
>Don't let the epstein class get me
>I am very good at swimming barely leave my home and promise on my charitable commitments not to commit suicide for the next year
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>>564608348
does that mean there is sc dropping? i need to know before my fat ass rolls out of bed
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>>564608583
We won't need to do a raindance around a jank supply drop, we just play the game and the SC is added passively.
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>>564607080
o7
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>>564608673
then i am afraid to say that your lobby is not chinese enough for me
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If i want to use something from another warbound i should just host games and kill and kick people who spawn it in and then use it myself right?
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>>564608093
do this >>564608313 but keep crossplay on, almost nobody plays with it off and having it off only ever connects you to people with it also off. it shouldn't even be called "crossplay", it's more of a 'le sekrit club' toggle, except nobody's in 'le sekrit club'
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>>564608583
>>564608834
the answer is yes you dope
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>>564608834
...you want to get free SC the slower way?
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>>564608348
3/4
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>>564588467
Not possible. Helldivers has tight gameplay no doubt and the novelty of stratagems and using your ship to fight along side you is cool, but 50% of what makes this game cool is the flavor/setting/music/etc.
If you copy+pasted this exact game but reskinned the aesthetic from futuristic Earth fighting for survival against aliens to whatever the plot and aesthetics are in Marathon or Arc Raiders or something gay like that it would be garbage I wouldn’t play it even if it has the funnest gunplay or whatever in the world.
Like, when the main theme drops and the bass hits during a hellpod launch? Shit like that. You can’t replicate that kind of soul.
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>>564606123
Imagine this shitshow but with covenant and flood factions
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>>564609314
>Helldivers has tight gameplay
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>>564608313
>Crossplay off.
retard
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>>564609432
Yeah. Talking a TPS? Helldivers blows the next best thing out of the fucking water.
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>>564608348
FULL
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>>564608348
4/4
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>>564609508
>built in lag on every gun
>tight gameplay
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No idea what you’re talking about schitzo go regurgitate random youtrooner stream parrot opinions somewhere else.
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Why are the jet brigade so lame they don't even have unique unit mix ups it's just the bog standard guys with jump packs that makes them die faster
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>>564609314
I mean, a good and memorable aesthetic is hard, but it's not impossible.

I will admit though, the stock Helldiver armor has quickly cemented itself as an iconic design in an increasingly hyper-competitive aesthetic market. People tend to forget that there are probably millions of generic grunt space troopers out there across countless pieces of media, and standing out from that crowd is ball bustingly difficult.
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>>564608834
Send this nigga to the shadow realm
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NEW WARBOND DROPPED:
SHITFUCK BATALLION
Featuring:
Medium Armor that has a 5 percent chance of giving an enemy near a 10 percent miss chance
Heavy armor with the same effect
Vehicle pattern in the color of vomit green
Useless SMG
Bagpack variant of an already existing gun
Expandable variant of an already existing gun
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>>564609875
>Black and yellow
>Cool immediately recognizable helmet
>Armored
>Billowing capes
>but still act like football jocks
Surprised Sweden came up with this
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>>564609617
nta but
>mechanical depth in the form of ergonomics instead of the generic "aim gun as fast as your sensitivity is "built-in lag"
holy reductive batman. I wish more games would do this, it's only hd2 and insurgency that i know of that actually shoot the bullets where the gun is aiming instead of always at the crosshair
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>>564609875
Hell I’m worried if they ever make Helldivers 3 it won’t have the OST from 2.
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>>564609780
They're just as easy as normal bots if not easier since all you usually have to do is shoot one and the rest of the patrol blows up in the chained jetpack explosions, yet the fucking jeet sets their invasion level way higher than anything else for no reason and we're supposed to pretend they're the ultra badass special forces of the automatons. Incinerators are scarier by virtue of shotgun devs alone.
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>>564609508
Yea no, I'm replaying MGSV now and it's miles better than the jank I experience in HD2.
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>>564609875
>>564610074
I'm surprised they still remained cool after dropping the whole "liber-TEA" thing from HD1 for the most part. Like yeah they still say the line from time to time, but it's not as central, and they went from nationalistic pseudo-brits into fully-fledged americans
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>>564610074
They made it overly cool to treat it with derision, but cool things are cool.
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>>564609909
>bagpack
>expandable
>>564610230
people said this about hd2 and hd1's OST
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>>564610314
you're extremely delusional if you think mgsv has better gameplay than hd2
>the worst stealth of the series
>engine only able to support 12 entities with additional 8 as """"cloud people""""
>absolutely garbage shooting mechanics
>>grinding in a single player game
the only good part about it is some of the movement that inspired hd2's own but even then a lot of it just lacks the refinement
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>>564610614
>HD2
>refinement
lmfao
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>>564610314
I’ll concede I never played it but that’s also moviegame slop with pre-rendered levels and set paths and enemies. And I doubt it’s as quick or responsive as Helldivers is. Not to mention the layout of the Helldivers 2 maps. Clamboring over the whole environment beats the shit out of being constantly railroaded by fucking drywall and other retarded set pieces.
I bet if you put a MGS side by side with Helldivers 2 in a webm MGS would look like boring sluggish trash compared to HD2. This information came to me in a dream.
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Boy oh boy another day another no roach-planet.
Yob ho yob another day another no cyborg-planet.
I sure love when content just arbitrarily becomes unavailable.
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>>564610614
You're drunk. MGSV plays far smoother than this game. Venom handles like a dream, meanwhile we need auto-clamber enabled because they broke climbing like four weeks ago and haven't fixed it.
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>>564610734
>I doubt it’s as quick or responsive as Helldivers is.
It's actually way more faster paced, and harder too. This game is over a decade old too, btw.
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>>564610614
this is either falsehoods or nitpicks
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>>564610734
I'd take a well crafted map over a randomly generated sloppy one any day. The latter is a selling point that insists upon itself, rather than being actually good on its own merits.
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>>564610898
>way more faster paced
Huge doubt but the burden of proof is on you either way.
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>>564611141
>I'd take a well crafted map over a randomly generated sloppy one any day
How's Space Marine II doing, btw?
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>>564610503
>>564610074
They desperately want the Helldivers to be vilified despite players doing the exact opposite and seeing them as misguided but heroic goofballs just look at the latest warbond trailer. They struck gold by accident but resent it. Very out of touch
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>>564603689
I don't remember the name other than it was a desert bug planet
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>>564610148
>mechanical depth of built in lag
>everyone customizes their gun to reduce ti
>tight gameplay
>mechanical depth
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>>564611178
Burden of proof because you don't actually play games. Fuck ass nigga. Come back when your experience of games isn't almost entirely live service slop.
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>>564603689
I think it was cyberstan. I'm not a robot I swear!
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>>564611141
I feel like generated slop works for hd2. I can't imagine playing the same exact map over and over again.
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>>564611178
the burden of proof is on your for claiming it's slower and less responsive based on nothing at all
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>>564611203
idk? i don't play it
>>564611278
>doubling down on acting retarded
don't you have better things to be doing than b8ing on 4chan?
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>>564611542
>No argument
>no rebuttal
>tight gameplay
>mechanical depth
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>>564611415
You kinda already are. The places are all pre-generated assets always spaced roughly the same distance from each other. The trek between them is largely uneventful and unmemorable because there's nothing there. The only thing different is the objectives themselves and their placement relative to one another.
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No bro, you dont get it. Having built in delays on all your guns is actually super deep
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HD2 has jank but it's not unworkable and a lot comes from devs being stubborn/lazy
The shooting feedback is pretty fun do enemies lose limbs, stagger, blow up, splatter their guts all over you, etc. Just my 2 sense
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When I play HD2, tight gameplay is probably the last thing I think about the game. I know games lately have been shit but come on holy fuck.
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>>564610734
MGSV is an open world action stealth game, you're not railroaded at all. You're thinking of the older games.
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>>564611787
Yes.
But also no.
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>>564612018
Is there a point in trying to explain things to him earnestly? He's already made up his mind about a game he's never played and has admitting to making things up to get upset about, he's hopelessly retarded.
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>>564612018
open world action stealth game that's completely devoid of anything and the few hand-crafted locations that are of note are very much railroaded with very few exceptions like
>oh wow a conveniently placed crack in the mountain
nta btw
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today I witnessed an anon get raped
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How is it railroaded when you can complete the missions however you see fit, from whatever direction you want, with whatever equipment you want? It's almost the exact same gameplay loop as helldivers, just with more of a focus on stealth and less of one on direct combat, though you can still do the latter if you'd like.
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>>564612694
Because I always take the same exact route each time and the game doesnt personally try to stop me. Checkmate, libtard
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>>564612418
>anon sees a crack in the mountain
>"I MUST GO IN THERE IMMEDIATELY"
I can't believe anon is a cave diver
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what the fuck do they mean "try"
isn't it literally as simple as adding the rest of the warbond pages to the superstore stack and increasing the page limit?
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>>564612873
it's held together with bubblegum and thumbtacks
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>>564612873
>2+ years to add the most basic QoL feature to the superstore
>announcing this with fanfare
What's wrong with swedes
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>>564612873
as a software dev, sometimes I just can't comprehend AH's coding capabilities
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>>564612873
So when are they going to add loadout/presets??
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Is there any reason to use OPS over 500kg?
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Bungie should have made a Destiny Helldiverslike instead of Marathon
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>>564613449
ops won't get in the way of your actually useful eagles
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>>564612873
>"try and make it a permanent feature"
The fuck do they mean, that they're planning on doing this for a limited amount of time? Fucking why.
God, these fags really just want to make FOMOslop so badly.
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>>564613232
I still can't believe they haven't done this. We're at the point where changing fronts is a complete chore because certain gear, weapons and armor are better on some fronts than others. And when you've got everything unlocked, this becomes obnoxious to constantly change.
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>>564613629
>The fuck do they mean, that they're planning on doing this for a limited amount of time? Fucking why.
I speak retard
>we updated it again, adding the FOMO pages from the last few warbonds, just like last time
>we might just skip the FOMO dance next time and remove timers from new ones altogether
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>>564613489
Destiny's factions would fit rather nicely with the galactic war mechanic
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>>564613449
OPS will never randomly fail to do damage upon directly striking a target like the 500kg
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>>564612465
did you get in there for sloppy seconds?
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>>564613740
Then people wonder why the playerbase is always split up.
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>>564613629
>>564613826
>Sony forces in Paradox jew
>FOMOs slowly increase over time
pure coincidence :^)
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How do I make squids actually fun?
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>>564613449
Take OPS if you also want to use other Eagle stratagems.
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>>564614105
bullet hose weapons in all fields
no explosives
no sci fi shit
only bullets
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>>564614274
>no explosives
uhm
>tesla towers
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>>564614372
okay 1 explosive, but it has to be small!
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>>564612873
>You asked, and Super Earth listened
Really rubbing it in there
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>>564613192
I don't know much about code, but it seems every time they make a change to the game it has a chance to, I guess, shuffle IDs around and ruin connections between stuff.
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>>564613192
as a 0.1x dev, I completely understand AH's perspective
be thankful i'm not a game dev
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>>564614105
Maxigun
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>>564612873
>"Hey, you know how you hate rotating items in the superstore? Well, we're removing that!"
>"Oh, but if you don't act like good little consoomer paypiggies and spend as much as you can on it, we'll reverse it because clearly that means you don't want it."
So, combined with the medals change, I guess they have earnings and engagement reports coming up
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AR-32 pacifier
SMG-72 pummeler
CQC-30 stun baton
P-35 re-educator
G-23 stun
G-6 frag
GL-52 de-escalator
CQC-20 breaching hammer
SH-20 ballistic shield
K-9

Pick either options from each categories, fill in with any strats you want and complete a full operation
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why the fuck does /coopg/ still have helldivers in the OP im fuckin sick of seeing it when i search catalog
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>>564615642
Are you challenging me? I'll send my doxxers!
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>>564615642
Sounds like a rundiver squid op to me.
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>>564614105
Squids unironically get fun when you start using garbage weapons because you'll actually get some pressure from them. That or melee loadouts
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wow a whole year later
the fleshmobs MIGHT not clip through props anymore
honestly quite incredible
also
>>mech buffs
>no durability tweaks
>another 25 ammo for emancipator
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>>564616224
>mech buffs
1 extra use per mission and takes reduced friendly fire damage.
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>>564614372
strafing run and orbital gatling are bullet hose options with demo force
your other two can be like the LMG/MMG/HMG and gundog
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>>564616224
>the devs are hard at work
none of these words can be trusted
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>>564616435
it was a mistype, he meant to say that the devs are hardly working
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>>564616224
>devs are hard at work
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>>564616224
>the devs are hard at work
fucking LMAO
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>>564616340
*Reduced friendly FIRE damage, you still take normal damage from everything that isn't fire damage.
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>>564616435
agreed. you can tell when a swede is lying by their lips moving.
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>>564612873
>Try and make it a permanent feature
So their FOMO removal is a FOMO feature?
Honestly only swedes could think of something this ridiculous.
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>>564616224
>I do have so cool news about mech buffs
inb4 it's a misinput and he meant "no cool news"
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>>564616224
>The Devs are hard at work
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>>564616045
>squids
Might be harder than you think, outside of the strats wildcard your only way of dealing with landed ships is cooking frags/hammer and dealing with harvesters require the de-escalator
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>>564612873
>the qol they promised is a fucking super store
NUKE SWEDEN
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>>564615642
Zap loadout works well on squids. Sucks for your squad tho
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>>564614105
Only the engineers can be fun the rest suck
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>>564616224
>The devs are hard at work right now
actually laughed irl
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>>564617127
The fact that they aren't making even more zap weapons infuriates me to no end.
"Uh sorry we don't know what to make lol" oh but you can easily make another 30 medium pen assault rifles yeah
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>>564616224
oh wait what if he's actually fucking retarded and just typo'd twice
>i have NO cool news
>and I have NO good authority
holy shit
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>>564617384
>inb4 it's actually "I have on good authority on more fleshmob clipping"
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>>564617362
Orbital thunderstorm never
Taser secondary never
zap cannon never
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>mech buffs
Watch them just undo the last armor nerf.
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>>564616914
Not saying it would be easy but that would be the best bet.
I've used frags quite a bit lately, they're not too bad with the buffs they've got. Have to throw the grenade into the side of the door so it drops down in the little nook between the ramp and the glowy entrance, that way you don't need to cook anything.
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>>564617704
>no orbital thunderstorm
>no eagle thunderstrike
>no tazer
>no pocket blitzer
>no stupid zap cannon rocket launcher
>no zap SMG
>no zap rifle
>oh but uh playercounts are dropping quick add an AP4 Adjudicator reskin
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>>564617956
>increased mech durability by 50%
>undocumented changes: increased every enemy durable damage by 100%
>known issues: sentries now get one-shot by everything in the game
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>>564616224
>Hey dude can you buff the PILOT armor since the extra speed might not be enough, I was thinking EXTRA STAMINA REGEN for the PILOT armor
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>the first new red stratagem in years will be locked behind a 1500 SC collab bond
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>>564588467
if they made a division spinoff that was just pve with none of the gearlevel shit it would be peak
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>>564618203
>extra speed
>extra stamina regen
Bringing back rundivers with this one.
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>>564617249
wat
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>>564616224
nvm we're still game
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>>564618607
The light armor from Exo Experts has already been locked in as the runfag armor, since it'll be the fastest set in the game.

Still greatly annoys me, because this apparent Titanfall reference is not only not what anybody into the exosuits wanted, it's everything Arrowhead staff whine about when it comes to bacon flavored apples. What about a pilot suit in this world screams sprinting like a madman?
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>>564618203
>metroid prime
costanza has excellent taste
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I doubted the cremator last month I won't be doubting this 'bond this time
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>>564618818
jesus christ, there's not a spine in all of scandinavia
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>>564618818
>i can't give any more jeets
Sorry mistyped again mb!
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>>564618978
remember the stoker doomers claim of 30 ergo
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>>564618940
Apparently he finds vidya to be shameful. He's probably pissed he got caught, as if he got photographed by a paparazzi while jerking off.
Fuck, that's funny.
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>>564618856
If I saw pilot-themed armour, I would've expected it to improve vehicles. Or hell, synergize with the jump/hover packs. Or even the Eagles
>erm but armour that makes x better is bad cause then you need it to use x well
Ones that are basic stat boosts aren't much better, especially if they affect how base stats get balanced
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>>564618856
>What about a pilot suit in this world screams sprinting like a madman?
not wearing any plate armor and having an onboard oxygen supply?
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>>564619252
Everybody has an on-board oxygen supply, it came free with your fucking space suit.
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>>564592992
>joel
power fantasy with his self insert being the main character
>udit
rape and izzat aplenty
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If the little pubbie says wait so he can grab his sample pack before ex then I fucking WAIT
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it doesn't really matter but
>blitz 12 minutes
>orbital fluctuations mandatory for almost every d10
>exosuit cooldown becomes 12:30
ASSHOLES
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>>564619103
>get yourself a written warning to leak something four days ahead of time
why would anyone do that?
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>pilot armor
>Give it a passive that has nothing to do with piloting a mech
Genius
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>>564619815
...izzat?
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YOU.NEED.MORE?!
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>>564619872
what's the passive
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>>564618203
ackshually, they should buff the pilot armour to double your dive distance
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This nonsense about izzat is actually just racism to cover up your own failures. Losing MOs is actually your own fault plain and and simple. Each and every reason you give is just cope to deny this reality.
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>>564620116
Makes you roon faster
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>>564590276
this game is barely monetized, who the fuck thought it would be free? retards inventing reasons at this point
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>>564620116
You walk, run and slide slightly faster.

This is not a joke.

It also means the heavy version and medium versions in the store are worthless, because pic related already do the same thing on a functionally identical level.
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>>564619728
Why I only use them on DSS planets
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>>564620245
Would it have killed them to at least apply the speed boost to the mech?
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can I come back yet or does the maxigun still staple your feet to the ground for a full second while it spins up/down
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>>564620116
Makes you run faster and gives you more stamina.
It's basically a reverse padded armor and will most likely be completly pointless outside of the light version for going maximum sanic
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>>564617628
>"and I have on good authority so* more Flesh mob clipping!"
>the flesh mobs will be clipping through everything now
>the flesh mobs will clip through colony walls now
>the flesh mobs will clip through all terrain types
>the flesh mobs will clip through tanks and also shove them
>if you see a "solid" object, there is a non-zero chance that it is actually full of fleshmobs
>the flesh mobs will even clip through the atmosphere on their way to clip through the walls of your super destroyer and then they're going to clip into you oh fuck THEY'RE HE
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>>564608348
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242880826451
ty for the lobby fren. was in fact very chinese
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yyeyeyeeeeaahhhahhhhhh im tihngihnken imma finna binna linna boutta vomit on the floor bllerherhehhgh
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>>564619394
angry hitler
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>>564620424
You could come back right now and just get into the habit of spinning it up while diving. This is a good practice anyway because it makes your aim snap on target faster.
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>>564595246
>still leveling on hydron
actual retard still living in the 2016's lmfaoooooo
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>>564616224
>the devs are hard working
already with the lies huh?
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>>564620346
>inb4 it doesn't even work like Extra Padding's +50 Armor but just a 10% speed increase
>so it ends up even worse on Medium and Heavy armour
I'd laff
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>>564621218
Look at me, chuddiver
LOOK
AT
ME
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>>564620562
Funnily enough my first experience with free SC was actually from wandering into a pub lobby where the presumably Chinese host was summoning them through supply pods.
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>>564619175
remember how you said the mechs wouldn't be in the warbond
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>>564621286
And the light armor version will be on page 3 of the warbond/super store exclusive
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>>564619394
then why do I drown in water huh smart guy
>>564619815
leak what? bug fixes aren't leaks
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Based chinks
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>>564620251
Everyone, including you. All past vehicles had been free up to this point, and people like you were calling people who suspected they'd be in the warbond doomers.
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>>564619872
I was hoping for some kinda plugsuit where the mech taps into you and it gets move speed as well
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https://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1suc74l/they_did_bot_reviews_after_the_review_bomb/
Another episode of reddit drama yay!!!!
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>>564622227
TLDR?
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>>564622227
k
now go back
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>>564622227
>swiggers updooting their own game on steam with bots
I believe it
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>linking to leddit
Go back.
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>>564621909
leaking patch content that the devs don't want disclosed yet
even swedes will be punished by doing dumb shit like that
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>>564622227
So AH being automatons is correct
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>>564622487
>source: one message from baconator she made a few months ago that she'll quietly delete while the devs pretend they never said such a thing
>>564622495
bug fixes aren't content
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>>564622227
>nearly all of the recent positive reviews to counteract the bad ones are the exact same type of glazing review with 1-4 reviews on the entire account
hmmmmmm
i am noticing
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>>564621286
I wouldn't be surprised if they forgot the default armor exists.
Maybe it'll be nearly medium speed but mech turn speed increase.
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>>564622487
Why people click on his, or any other faggot's, sloptuber videos is beyond me.
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>>564622357
Lots of lvl1 1 game 1 review private accounts leaving positive simple sentence reviews like "grog game good" or out of touch AI shit like picrel after the mech backlash
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>>564622808
this is the internet age equivalent of those garbage pulp journals
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>>564621989

Chinese players have higher standards from higher quality Chinese games, made by Chinese developers that onlky hire Chinese devs, and don't outsource to Indians like Microsoft, and less tolerance for slop like westoids with Bethesda or Activision. Not hiring Indian managers who fill your company with Indians to gain izzat over the lower castes also helps

Japs are too scared to criticise in case it draws attention and makes them stand out from the crowd, Koreans refuse to complain in fear of offending their superior white masters
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>higher standards from higher quality Chinese games
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that's a good one though
finally some fresh bait
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>>564622912
>Japs are too scared to criticise in case it draws attention and makes them stand out from the crowd, Koreans refuse to complain in fear of offending their superior white masters
Both Korean and Japanese are Mixed though??
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>>564623124
FUCK I fell for it.
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>>564622912
>Chinese players have higher standards
i think you meant to say that chinese players are exceedingly mentally ill. Any perceived slight or action taken to stop their exploiting leads to a mass amount of negative reviews. See Slay the Spire 2. They didn't like a balancing patch so they all sperged out. They are a disgusting roach like race.
They alone have dragged this amazing game down to mixed reviews from overwhelmingly positive. Fuck them all.
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Chinkoids are very collective and very dumb. If you don't cater to their dumb whims they will assemble and review bomb you. Part of their dumb whims is they refuse to git gud at games and will instead bitch that it is too hard and say it needs nerfed. Slay the spire 2 recently experienced this when they made a push over boss actually threatening. The chinkoids are angry that a boss actually takes thought to to beat and are currently spamming negative reviews demanding that the boss be made easy again.
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>>564552947
baconator is not the furry troon
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>>564623305
>They alone have dragged this amazing game down to mixed reviews from overwhelmingly positive. Fuck them all.
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>china
>high quality anything
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>>564623716
he's talking about slay the spire retard
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>>564623716
i meant slay the spire 2 if that wasn't clear
helldivers 2's score is more than deserved and should be lower if anything
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>>564623805
>>564623857
Slay the spire 2 is woke garbage
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>>564622227
go back redditor
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>>564622487
i'll believe it when it's in my fucking inventory if i'm even still playing by then
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>supply-packfag ate the entire resupply again
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>>564625443
>empty supply pack faggot runs up to the resupply
>eats all four boxes
>then resupplies me by hand
genuinely baffling
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>>564625553
>thank me for resupplying you! >:(
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>Plasma Punisher (PeePee)
>Missile Pistol (Pissle)
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>>564625443
>>564625553
Hey, as long as they're resupplying everyone it's not like any supplies are being wasted, and them taking up to two boxes per resupp actually increases the supplies.
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>>564624085
huh
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>devs get shit on for pay walling vehicles
>drop the superstore rotation
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>>564626041
>grab a box by myself
backpack is full
>get resupplied by an overly zealous support sissy
backpack is 60% full
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>>564625786
>Peak Physique (PeePee)
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>>564626041
Normal resupply boxes fully refill your support weapon, supply boxes from the backpack never do
Stuffing the entire resupply pod into your backpack is just less efficient
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>>564624085
kill yourself retard
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>>564625443
if they're so hungry feed them a couple rounds
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>>564622912
Chinese consumers do actually have some decently high standards, but it's absolutely not because of their own products. Like, you know those chinese phones and cars that Americans are creaming themselves over? If you look over in China, those same products get fucking lambasted for being garbage quality.
Because they can't be critical of the state, they vent all of their frustrations on companies and products instead.
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>>564626208
>>564626303
Wait, does the ship module apply to resupplies but not the backpack?
Deliberate and clever limitation, or swigger neglect and incompetence...?
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>>564626804
this is the person you're discussing game mechanics with btw
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>>564625443
the trick is to stuff everyone full of ammo when they're waiting around for resupply so that way they can't take anything, you can squeeze out more out of the boxes this way
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>>564626785
>decently high standards
you say this about one of the biggest consumes of knock off products
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>>564623305
Fuck em!
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>>564626117
>"Zhey hate ze varbond?"
>"Dump ze rotation"
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>>564626945
Don't be so reductive. The average person you're discussing with doesn't admit when they're wrong.
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why the fuck does the shirtless cyborg take longer to kill than the armoured one with fire
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>>564627779
Because not aiming for head.
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>"I think we're due for another Helldivers Mobilize free warbond"
>'Erm, that was a 10 page warbond so you're asking for 3 free warbonds? Um entitled much?'
It's impressive how far people will go to bootlick a corporation.
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>>564628095
Post sex
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>>564628029
>headshotting with a flamethrower
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>>564628095
bzzt
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>>564628095
Stalker-chan hiiiii! :3
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>>564628035
>mfw i was the guy who thought we were getting a 2nd helldivers mobilize on the 1st anniversary of the game's release
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>>564628095
>offers them a free one-time faceful of double freedom shells
Goodbye.
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Any leaks for what will be in the super store on tuesday?
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>>564628095
https://streamable.com/l9egzi
>>
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>>564628627
Honestly, I thought Arrowhead would collapse the warbonds into a Year 1 Pack or something, but I guess even that was too generous.

>>564628961
>inb4 APC in the Super Store
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>>564628961
My Blenis
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>>564628961
medium oxygenator armor and possibly another sticky grenade
I wouldn't hold my breath for tanto
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>>564628961
Medium armor Exo pilot set
Maybe the leaked caltrops since there's always a store weapon now, or the leaked laser DMR.
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>>564626785
>those chinese phones and cars that Americans are creaming themselves over?
what are you talking about? everyone was clowning on those chinese EVs because of that advertisement that showed the battery being ejected straight into pedestrian traffic, kneecapping anyone in the way
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>>564628095
>The one sound in the game that actually works
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>>564629217
>everyone was clowning on those chinese EVs because of that advertisement that showed the battery being ejected straight into pedestrian traffic, kneecapping anyone in the way
Anon that's like one brand doing that as a test. BYD are currently dominating the European EV market because they're one of the cheapest entry points.
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>the only grenades we get anymore are complete horseshit or thermite powercreep
Thermites were a mistake
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>>564629360
first i've heard about that. all i hear and see are clips of them catching on fire
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>>564629387
Thermite was a mistake
Ultimatum was a mistake
Eruptor was a mistake
Crossbow was a mistake
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>>564629485
definite truthnuke
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>>564629437
euro here. they suddenly started showing up everywhere. it's crazy.
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What niche is that leaked potato masher/mortar round grenade going to fulfill? We already have giganades for an impact big boom.
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>usual cuck bunker session because fuck sweden
>out of curiosity throw a stratagem down to see it bounce around
>notice that it keep launching itself and rolling toward the door like its a HL2 rollermine
>it is a constant behavior everytime it come to a near-stop

Well i guess that explain why some of those kept bouncing way further than they should physically be capable of
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>>564629607
inb4 they finally rework thermite DOT application to work properly and the grenade will be just immediate effect 1.5k ap6 impact
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>>564629607
the what?
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>>564590943
>AH actualy made a game that is a proper game
>AH
>Actually improving in any sense of the word
Anon, they're filthy fucking sw*des, they will never EVER learn from their mistakes. The only difference between a jewish nigger and a swede is the color of their skin.
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>>564629387
>>564629485
I would replace thermites with gigas full time if getting ragdolled with those in your hand didn't cause you to instantly blow yourself up. That shit pisses me off so much.
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>>564629963
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Sell me one the warrant, why is it popular ?
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>>564630247
are you an aimlet? in that case it's good for flying oversaars
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>>564628163
>not using your primary to headshot the enemy
no one is making you be stupid anon
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>>564630247
Squid snitch sniping
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>>564629485
time to change crutchpack into cuckpack
Cant resupply yourself on the move, a teammate has hand you the supply or you have to drop it on the ground.
Anyone can just grab supply from your pack.
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>>564630247
If you don't play carelessly you get to have entire missions where you don't get spotted by a watcher even once.
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>>564630389
>Moved the goalpost
No one is making you submit this concession anon
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>>564629570
it's ok, here in america we had the same thing with the kia soul before it died down
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>>564627779
surely you mean the armored one right?
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>>564630493
pretty sure that was the way it worked in hd1
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>>564630559
you asked why it took longer, you got an answer and then replied saying you were using the wrong tool for the job. just admit you were wrong and take the advice you asked for, or you can keep trying to hammer a nail with a pillow like the retard you are
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>>564630616
the shirtless one feel like they take longer to kill than the armoured one
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>>564630819
what are you using exactly to set them on fire?
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>>564591063
>releasing a FREE warbond
>for CHRISTMAS
I'm reporting you to ADL and SPLC for how you are treating those shareholders.
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>>564630247
S tier on squids to snipe snitches, quickly remove an annoying flying overshitter or magdump into a mech pilot when their shield is down
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>>564630802
Oh, i see the problem. You have no reading comprehension and thought I was asking "How do I kill cyborgs faster" and not "Why do shirtless cyborgs take longer to kill with fire
In other words, I reject your concession. Do better.
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>>564629009
WOAH MAMA
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>>564631073
actually i did skim over the fire part at the end of your original post because i came in from the reply. sorry about that
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>>564629009
Did the thing
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>>564591765
The probably play D3 or 4 where the pois aren't all diluted by rare samples.
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>>564630247
Drops watchers with ease, two taps automaton chaff. It's hilarious dumping a mag on a sprinting cyborg and watching them fall over a full second later.
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>>564591765
if you farm with three other poors using frv/warp pack
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>>564627779
>>564630819
Instead of going off of how it feels, have you tried recording and timing both? They have the same main hp and fire damage multiplier on the wiki, so I see no reason why either one should take longer than the other.
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>>564630247
Funny, I just bought it and wish I had it earlier for the squigger MO
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>>564631876
knowing this swedejank game the flamethrower could be damaging both the armor and torso resulting in a faster ttk
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classic AH moment
>The Radical is one of three enemies in the game to have a single part with a higher health value than its main health, that being its torso. This is likely a bug.
vs
>The Agitator is one of three enemies in the game to have a single part with a higher health value than its main health, that being its torso. This is likely a bug.
>This does not make a difference in gameplay, as the torso circuits will never be destroyed before the Main health value of 750 reaches 0, killing the Agitator regardless.
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>>564629991
I'll take instantly killing myself on a ragdoll any day over losing the dice roll so hard that all three thermites bounce off the War Strider looking at me.
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>>564632102
I guess they do have a little carry over to main, but then flamethrower particles aren't supposed to pierce stuff anymore.
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>>564629009
>anthro face
boo
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>>564595332
I haven't touched war farm since they killed coptering, but the baking timers was the one complaint that I could never understand. Acquiring the materials and blueprints was always the greater pain. I guess it's because I'm white and am capable of delaying gratification.
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>>564629009
white helldivesr fuck this on the regular btw
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>>564603689
Angel's venture...
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>>564632468
Must be nice to be able to get off on some ugly animal face. I'm kinda jealous.
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where's all the god dang seafpussy and eaglepussy and leanpussy?
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kill yourself
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>>564628163
Flamethrowers get headshot damage, yes
Headshots aren't a multiplier, they are damage to a part with less health and sometimes a better transfer to main
Some "heads" are immune to explosives, but none I know of are immune to fire
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>>564633269
Rude
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>>564632332
>but then flamethrower particles aren't supposed to pierce stuff anymore
these devs also fail to version check as they fix bugs that are soon reintroduced
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>>564629009
>snout with eyes
it STINKS
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>>564632332
I wouldn't be surprised if this is something that has to be done on an enemy by enemy basis, so "new" enemies are still susceptible to it
It sounds just insane enough to be swedish
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>>564633614
Wrong, snouts are cute and kissable.
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>push a new patch, squish a lot of bugs
>force every employee to use this build for all work
i am not a developer but is this really so hard to accomplish?
>B-BUT THIS FEATURE DOESNT WORK NOW
you are literally being paid to make it work and not create an abomination of a build that fucks everything up again
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I keep clipping on uneven terrain when I try to aim so my retarded helldiver bob up and down fucking up my aim it's annoying, why is this fucking shit a feature
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>>564622487
This will never happen, all the people who pre-ordered will go on an outrage over this
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D10, Robots.
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>>564633764
Version control is a solved problem. Professional developers use code repositories whee you need to check-out/check-in your files so that everything stays in order. The Swedes simply do not utilize these tools. Probably just due to their inferior culture.
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>>564634502
It's the smugness that makes them not use it. They believe they're above it, only plebs use version control.
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>>564634308
Alive game.
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>>564634308
2/4
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Please remember that the swedes do not understand file compression and had to pay a 3rd party to fix their bloated attempt at speeding up hard disc loading times. Bugs will never be properly fixed. The stim delay bug was fixed over a year ago, reintroduced shortly after, and has never been touched since. By all rights, the swedes do not deserve the success this game has.
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I hope that the Swedes never get around to fixing the annoying laugh emote. Reddit loved spamming it too much.
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I feel like a baller when I land these shits on top of a bile titan and send his ass to hell
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>>564635370
Wasnt even a compression thing. They duped the shit out of the game files because they thought a bunch of people still played on an HDD. And then they found out only like 11-12% of people use it and the difference in loading was extremely minuscule
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>>564636259
the game started off with like 30gb
the bloat came later
they couldn't have planned it and it had to be a spontaneous decision somewhere after release
very confusing
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>>564636094
Eh
I've sorta just learned to avoid people with them
I can't explain it.
Maybe it's just familiarity with it because it's been glued to people's secondary slot since it released, but the Ultimatum doesn't have this issue. People respect the Ultimatum, are aware of when allies are clear, ect. Sometimes it will happen, but almost always I can tell it's sort of an accepted collateral, not an accident. And I can respect that even if I disagree with it in the moment.
Not the giga grenade. I swear almost every time I'm in a game with someone using this, I am either killed or nearly killed by it unless I just stay away from that person entirely.
It's getting to the point where I'm just gonna start taking the fuck off mines if I see it in loadout.
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>>564636441
I have zero evidence to back this up, but this sounds like Alexus behavior
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>>564636692
Yeah there are shitters who use it when they want a pistol slot open
But I know how to dive throw them at big guys
I dont waste them on crowds
Purely for big bastards and Im always aware when friends are away
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>>564636259
My takeaway is that they duped files due to laziness, and the story about HDD loading times was an excuse that they told management
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>>564634308
3/4
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>>564636441
It was already like 70GB at launch, it was always HDD-optimized according to retarded standards that AH didn't question for one moment until over a year later
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>>564637063
I remember downloading 23gb and it upacked to 44 iirc
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>>564637221
I think thats happened. Downloaded a manageable game then it bloated itself to 150
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any news about the smg being one handed? is it cumfirmed yet?
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All SMGs are onehanded, dumbass
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>>564637063
AH didnt question it at any point, the playerbase did and then nixxes fixed it
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Not the way I use em
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>>564638058
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reprimand mains fap two-handed
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>>564602164
>can we have custom servers and galactic wars
Yes https://gitlab.com/dark-fluid-project
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>>564636692
>are aware of when allies are clear
UHMMM
NO?
>T.GETS ULT TK'D SEVERAL TIMES A DAY
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>>564638248
is that a p47
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>ya sven the armor is süper
>now add thë silly-pouch börk
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>>564638248
No justification why this thing is still two-handed

>25 round magazine
>Horrible reload speed
>Fires the same exact 14mm round as the Verdict which is a one-handed gun
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>>564638396
>toilet seat collar
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>>564638396
It's very imporant, that's were the bacon apples are stored
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>>564638248
Not a SMG
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>>564638248
It's kind of obvious that the Reprimand was going to be another assault rifle, but even Arrowhead realized that they were adding way too many in a row and relabelled it as an SMG.
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>>564603689
>angel's venture
shit's gone now man. I still vividly remember doing the termicide activation towers as my very first mission
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>>564638678
Its clearly inspired by UMP 45, even has the "HK slap" .
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>>564597154
My dick
your armpit
do the math
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>>564603689
First planet I dived on (xbox) was Phact Bay. A great first experience. Kinda wish it wasn't the SC grindspot, but i'd also rather nobody paid for more than what they already did to get the damn game, so whatever
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>>564601292
Fuck off abdonigger
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Leandivers were BUILT to be broodmothers in bug nests.
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>>564640285
>>564631345
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I think golden eagle looks cool
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>>564639243
Yes, yes, I read the wiki page too.
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>>564640421
why is it so blurry
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>all the headless people are exploiting shitters
holy fuck the absolute state of hellshitters
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>>564640523
zoomed in from 4k
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Chances of the blob lingering too long on charbal to finish liberating it to properly defend vog from the jeets?
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>>564640529
I had someone using the following
>Medic armour
>Stealth armour
>Ultimatum
>Supply Pack
Just lower the difficulty at that point, holy shit.
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>>564640421
he looks like hes made out of cheese haha
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>>564640489
>needs to read the wiki to notice details
noguns cattle
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>>564640421
The certified Piss Diver set.
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Why do you still play this game if you hate it so much?
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>>564641596
Because this steaming piece of garbage has the nuggets in it that I like, and there's no other place to get these nuggets, so I have to degrade myself lapping away at this foisty shit log.
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>>564641596
I don't hate it. There's a certain insanity involved with posting shit for (You)s all the time in here.
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So, am I gonna have to grind a 1000 SC for just the superstore and then another 1000 for the warbond itself again
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>>564641596
I like the game, I hate the Swede
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>>564642071
Probably. Shams is a paradox games nigger and loves microtransaction bullshit.
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>>564642071
Check the archive for the cheat menu and afk farm dude, it'll be better for your sanity
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Alright Helldiver detectives, please help me identify what killed me this time. If it helps, the host immediately disconnected after this.
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>>564642904
bro you got domed by Z2
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>>564642904
You had to play the reinforcement tax for arrowhead to keep their izzat
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>>564638345
What is this, fren?
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>>564642904
yeah just looks like the dude fell behind to specifically kill you for whatever reason
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>>564642904
Z2 is using the Eruptor, it has a random chance to just throw it's pellets at the nearby player and instakill them even if you're not shooting anywhere near them. Not even kidding.
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>>564643231
>>564643332
He was using a stim pistol and I think coyote. Is it possible he forgot to switch weapons?
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>>564642904
the blue dude seemed very suspicious how he went behind you either that or some dealt damage you took while engaged with some bots a while back
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>>564643374
>>564643406
He seemed pretty friendly the entire match giving free stims. Why would he do that :(
I had a theory that the host desynced and I somehow got caught in the War Striders grenades despite them exploding way earlier on my screen
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>>564642904
Z2 killed you
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>>564642904
z2's izzat felt threatened so he had to kill you
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>>564642904
>>564642904
Z2
He probably killed you 'cuz you used the airburst too close to him. Which. Dick move, but understandable. Or he was using the stim pistol and mis-switched. The single shot aimed at the head is weak evidence for that.

It probably wasn't due to latency/collision, since your body didn't break apart, which usually happens when you get killed by a latency slam. It's possible it was a bot shot from across the map, I HAVE seen this, but it's unlikely.
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>>564643401
maybe, could just be a dickhead. it looks like he's reloading when you pivoted the camera too. honestly there's no reason for him to go behind you and stop unless he was being malicious. he can stim you from the side. i'm still betting he's just a petty dickhead with a bubble shield
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>>564642904
my guess is that Z2 shot you because he thought he had swapped to the stim pistol, thus shooting and killing you. Z2 should have his medical license terminated for medical malpractice on the count of being a fake medic diver
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>>564643776
thats an RR, the explosions are bot grenades
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>>564643829
>. honestly there's no reason for him to go behind you and stop unless he was being malicious
Normally i run behind people with the stim pistol to give them a speed boost and its easier to hit someone from behind than from the side.
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>>564643776
>He probably killed you 'cuz you used the airburst too close to him. Which. Dick move, but understandable.
I had a RR, the explosions were from a war strider grenade salvo around the corner
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>>564643678
i don't know some people are spergs like that some minor set back will trigger their tism like that don't look too much into it
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>>564644005
yeah i get that, but that dude fell way too far back for the situation in my opinion
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>>564634308
GGs.
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Didn't the Swedes leave Wizardry in a piss poor state as well? Something is telling me they would want nothing more than for HD2 to fail so they can move to a new project. They hate working on it, they hate the fans, they hate being chained to it. They want to kill it and make as much money before players are truly fed up
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>>564644619
I love those pics! I'm in this thread just to save them
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>>564643776
>The single shot aimed at the head is weak evidence for that.
if it was aimed at the head it would have detached it from his body
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>>564644643
>Wizardry
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>>564644643
You mean Magicka? And yes. The game is unplayable. It crashes every 5 minutes.
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>>564644000
Shit, you're right, my bad
Much, much stronger evidence for stim pistol accident then
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>>564634308
gg
i did a fat roll
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>>564644643
Yes but it was the other swedes from paradox
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>>564644806
maybe he was thinking of Magicka and Gauntlet™ and combined the two in his head
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>solo is extremely boring
>pubs are retarded beyond belief
>friend who offered me to dive together grew tired of playing at all and barely logs into steam
>have no other friends willing to play this game even if they have it
What now
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>>564645069
>Motherfucker dodging like Bloodborne Hunters
Imagine if this was an actual thing for light armour.
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>redditor keeps doing their meme emotes next to me at an objective
>I activate his hellbomb backpack and book it
>he tries to chase me with the bomb so I melee to knock him over and keep running
>manage to get far enough to get ragdolled but not killed
>kicked

Worth it
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>>564634157
yeah, all five of them
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>>564645375
you host lobbies son
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>>564645413
It kind of is. You can do it at least in medium on the squid gatekeepers by spamming side to side while they try to gun you.
I don't know if it works in fat.
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>>564645375
Make a lobby and have the chuds here play with you.
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The level 50 that hopped in my tank didn't know to reload :(
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>>564645069
Sick dodge
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I am convinced that the hitbox for staff overseers extends past the model of the staff. This shit is giving me mordhau flashbacks.
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>>564640421
>Gold Eagle, Vit booster
>Stale cheese tank
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>>564645982
It does
It also has a really oddly angled hitbox that lets you juke it every time if you step towards their left shoulder
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>>564644643
>>564644806
>>564644896
Fuck! magicka* I mean, it's got wizards in it. Close enough
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>>564640421
turn off taa lil pissidver
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>Overseer swings at someone else
>I'm behind the Overseer, a full 180 degrees
>I get hit
>Live with barely any HP
>Random drone shoots me and I die
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>>564644896
Damn, any fixes out there? I was thinking of picking it up for me and a buddy
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>>564645460
Why are they like this
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>>564646527
you can rollback with a depot download thanks to steam being awesome or use a community patch to fix most of it
https://github.com/pj1234678/MagickaFix
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Since the blob has not been fighting the jeets as intended, the vog sojoth invasion level is going to be 30+. Well, actually, since vog sojoth has a mega city boosting the hp to 1.2mil, the invasion level might go up to 40+ instead. I know we are not playing as Joel wants us to as he has kept charbal at 3% regen this entire time. This is punishment for stopping the cyborg attack at the start.
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what's going on here
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>>564643374
That gun is more likely the Diligence or Diligence Counter-Sniper. The Eruptor does not reload that fast and it has a bulkier body and barrel.
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>>564647228
Hot squid on bug sex for dark fluid production.
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>>564647228
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I fully believe that Helldivers II is malware that morphed into a game by accident and sheer incompetence, and AH has been faking until they make it this whole time
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>>564647228
Nothing. engine can't handle it
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>>564647527
I think the theory that most competent devs who made the good bits left somewhere during development and the hacks that were left managed to patch the holes with shit enough to ship it.
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>>564645375
I host alpha commander hordes on bricks and squid lobbies where voteless are replaced by overseers for pubbies to keep me going.
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>>564645375
You make a new friend!
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>>564645375
host a lobby /here/
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>>564648539
are you using that darkmatter api thing or is there a better way to host customs?
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>>564616224
>the devs are hard at work
>no more Flesh mob clipping
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Someone bake
It's too late you can't looby dooko at the eleventh hour
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>>564595704
it IS a balance headache which is why so many old frames and weapons have been utterly powercrept
the enemy scaling serves literally NO purpose in that game other than to give you something to use your increased levels on, which just turns everything into a clusterfuck where you do thousands or millions of damage and everything is inconsistent.
compare that with helldivers where higher difficulties just have you do more shit and throw more/harder enemies at you, instead of just multiplying enemy health by 100x. you don't get stronger, you just get more shit to throw at enemies.
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>>564616224
>it takes the swiggers 1 ½ years to find out how every other unit stops itself from walking through walls and applying that to fleshmobs
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Oh boy I can't wait for break dancing Hulks to be fixed in 2027!
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>>564650831
Wait, if higher difficulties doesn't increase enemy health, then it means that... Lowering the difficulty is pointless?
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>>564603689
Super Earth.
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>>564651301
High difficulties increases the ratio of higher tier enemies significantly. The difference between D7 and D10 is night and day.
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>>564649585
Not the darkmatter api, no. I got the cheats from a friend here I and I'm not supposed to disseminate it myself anymore.
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>>564643678
>He seemed pretty friendly the entire match giving free stims.
oh yeah >>564643929 is definitely right. he tried stimming you but forgot to swap
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>>564650831
>turns everything into a clusterfuck where you do thousands or millions of damage and everything is inconsistent
That's kinda what I was getting at, where not only are there difficulty levels to account for, but mods that change how weapons function, to say nothing of also now needing to balance damage mods against multiple levels of enemy HP values so that potential players that become new players can grind through it all to never touch it again. My thinking is that there would be less community complaints about things like balance and new player vs. old player experience if that was all just done away with.
Oh wait, having all that grind means players spend longer in the game, ergo, more potential cash-shop interactions, right?
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>>564652452
>difficulty levels to account for
When I started playing warframe, I never had to give a fuck about enemy level, let's not pretend you have to make a specific build for each of the 9999 enemy levels in the game (the vast majority of the playerbase will never see shit above level 200 outside of very specific weekly game modes because sitting on a mission for 7 hours is autistic and retarded), most of the level increases are just "Now it takes two bullets to kill that enemy and in 30 levels, it'll take three"
>mods that change how weapon function
99% of the builds and mods are just "mod that increases damage, more crits, more fire rate and more status", this ain't DRG overclocks.
>now needing to balance damage mods against multiple levels of enemy HP values
The balance is people needing to find enough endo to level up those mods, besides, the vast majority of mods added to the game is just trash stuff you'll never use and once in a blue moon, you get a new primed mod that may be useful.
>having all that grind means players spend longer in the game, ergo, more potential cash-shop interactions, right?
The game is free and is much less grindy than HD2, a 40$ game where you need to just farm D1 missions to get super credits to buy the paid content because playing at a higher level and playing the new content actively punishes your SC gains.
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Why doesn't HD2 just have a prestige system?
like cod figured this shit out 20 years ago
infinite progression for poop sockers and it still feels impactful getting to 150 as a gamer dad
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>>564652001
all good, thanks for clarifying
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>>564654035
Probably for the same dumbass reason why they kept nerfing shit (if there's a meta, people will get kicked from lobbies for not using the meta, which doesn't happen), if you're not above X level, you get kicked
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>try commando
>it has laser homing
>turn off laser homing
>it's still laser homing
aha so this button does nothing
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>>564655529
Sorry, I'll get right to work-- oh my surstromming! Look at the time! Time for another 3 hour lunch break!
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>>564654026
That's all fair and it has been a while since I played Warframe and you're jogging my memory on a lot of the stuff (like useless trash mods). For cash shop stuff I was mostly thinking about cosmetics, not gameplay stuff like frames or weapons.
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>>564654190
>the same dumbass reason why they kept nerfing shit (if there's a meta, people will get kicked from lobbies for not using the meta
I refuse to believe that any game dev actually thinks this. They're all keenly aware that it's impossible to make people not gravitate towards optimized and efficient ways of solving problems, and if they say anything to the contrary it's purely optics because they expect stupid normie players to believe such things.
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>>564655946
They saw one post on Reddit with 3 upvotes and 5 replies and took it as some hidden problem secretly plaguing the game.
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mig
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