>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>564406304
it's nice getting to play with you erg
dsg won yup yup
>>564589774y-you too
these lands were ours since times of old
Is miqqy gonna be the first femboy to appear in modern movie?
We need a nightfarer like this
ILIKENIGHTREEEEIIIIIGGGGNNN!!!
>>564590024Finlay’s journey will be the plot of the movie and that From will give moviegoers a code for a special relic that gives you a useable legendary halo scythe as your starting weapon. Miquella will be a villain
gg church golem
>>564591561geegees
>>564591561>Level 2 invader church golem with only one stagger ultHoly fuck never again
queued for one last game until sunday night, your streaks will be safe
>>564590024>>564590401*fucks em*
How you holding up, /erg/?
>>564596841I don't know.
>>564596841I exist
miquella the kike
>>564596841I'm up to 3300 depths points and my win rate is steadily climbing. Up to 39.75% winrate almost at the big 40. I've been using the improved dex, +3 vigor, +3 dex relic from the shop for Undertaker with straight sword dormant and I like it a lot. I feel like even with dormant that straight swords are rare as hell but that's probably confirmation bias.
>>564596841Bored
erg... needs to be destroyed
>>564590424>>564585486>>564585327>>564585198
>>564597935My lappdog...
weird dsjeet post
>exejeets are so retarded they don't realize using both respec lines cancel each other outso brown and lame...
>>564597935Lapputa my beloved
>>564597935I'd rather have a regular executor than this halo scythe ironeye (who hogged the legendaries) and great bow wylder I played with.
>>564597935Don’t post weird dsgtroon images here cvck MIA is too good for xhem
you didn't queue and I had to carry a retard duo, we spent like 90% of day 1 in an invaded forge town
BIG update coming soon. We will soon be flooded with tourists
So like devil is definitely secretly in love with terr rightBecause this kind of obsession just screams tsundere to me
>>564599436too late, I already quit.
>>564599436She's dead, jim. Vinyl means no more update
>>564600726Do weapons need soundtracks?
>>564600449naam?
just tried an axe build with +12 physical and 2x improved axe attack power and i can safely say that it's completely dogshit
>>564600951Pablo Hernandéz Sarmiento
erg is finished
>>564597935dsg is a tasteful fella
>>564600989only reason to go axes is for warped axe or ripple blade desu desu
>>564600989try blink + blade mail
>>564600951terrjeeta trans dalit extraordinaire
>>564601430Icerind HatchetRosus Axe can also hit for 10k damage if you are good timing on balancer build.
>>564599436Stop the cope. It’s finished.
>>564596841Giving him strong babies and making him a proud father
What we need is more jobless people on the queue. How can we go about doing this
>>564601848you okay cupcake?
>>564601884start posting naam
>>564601884by impregnating anime posters
>>564602203I’m already on the case chief
>>564601919Always darling. I just need breakfast and a new build to try.
>>564602512*hug*
>>564602551*hug*
>>564566000Trips and dubs of truth
>>564602203>>564602510Sorry but they're for futa rev only
>>564603072futa rev this, executie that, where's my tentacle taker?
oh boy im sure glad i spent the whole night playing nightreign now I can go on and talk about porn in the thread at the morning I sure have a hopeful future ahead
>>564603557I'm eating shrimp and drinking my chai tea while reading about porn
Wake up practice
>>564603557Do you actually play the games and post about them or do you only complain all day, sleep, then wake up and complain again.
>>564603557Got his ass here and made him cry nicely done
>>564604280Give him a break, he just finished a 20 hour nightreign shift.
>>564604692>threadshitter self-narrated post-rape humiliation ritualCinema
Should I:>try to play nightreign and fail and get discouraged and quit again for months>do RL1 +0 NG+ 100% playthrough>or just mmorot
>>564605796my condolences
>>564605796You should play nightreign at level 1 with base weapons
>>564605796Maybe you should try finding something better to play.
dotitao is live
>>564605903is there a mod where I can just play nightreign with double timer? the game just feels too rushed to me especially as a casual player, it's rly hard to recommend to my friends>>564605949i would but i like elden ring too much... i rly want tarnished version but it's literally been an entire year with no news so....
>>564606296>>564605796lovely trans posts
>>564605796Just do normal rl1 kek. Or play a good game like Megaman Zero
>>564603727I'm eating the rich
>>564606734Powerful and stunning
>>564605796>+0Retards venture
>>564606980How did you obtain this picture of me?
>SteamDB updates>TweetYeah I'm thinking we're back
>>564607051I waved at you and said hi and then snapped a pic
so sad that people think routine maintenance is gonna be a huge patch with new content
>>564606385trannies are legitimately disgusting to me and i wish they would all die but i have to be polite about it in public and i hate itpharmaceutical industry ceos need to be killed for propagating mental illness so that they can have lifelong customers>>564606480weapon upgrades make the game too easy and running all over the map to pick up smithing stones for two hours before doing anything is lame. in my +3 NG0 run the only time enemies were challenging at all was in the late DLC areas and that's stupid. i wish the game just had flat scaling, like how randomziers work>>564606908rotating bleed/cold while maintaining rot/poison and sprinkling in black flame/destined death is more fun than just spamming the charge heavy button
>>564607189Trans girls are erg culture newfag
video sludges
>>564607189ring the gem alarm NQVV!
>>564607527GgYou’ve got to move a little further away from the birds after killing one but I was one shotting them so it was ok. Like run for 2 seconds so they don’t wake up and do a jump attack
I want to touch clapcake's boobs
>>564607118Mortal Shell 2 has actual guns, made me laugh>>564607370Go back to where there's thousands of you
good morning erg!!!
>>564607189>rotating bleed/cold while maintaining rot/poison and sprinkling in black flame/destined death is more fun than just spamming the charge heavy buttonMost popular tactic in rl1 +0 is still charged heavy attacks. The +0 is just nonsense
>>564607716Oh, alright. That's like the third time i've ever fought worm lady or smth.
>>564607189Faggy little girl
>>564607830Cute
>>564608092No it's not
I love an erg girl
>>564608092Based exedalit seethe, Irongawds thriving.
I want to touch clapcake's butt
>>564608092Executie being held back by his wive
>>564608364*exetranny meltdown at xher superior
I love a erg boy
>>564608246Also cute
>>564608536I hope it's me
>>564607860They are though
>>564608594No it's not
Even though it is
>>564606734Somehow I think you're not since you're talking on a video game forum using your phone/pc.
>>564608594Show us your butt
>>564607189cosplaying 30 year old man
>>564609289under 25s should be banned from the internet desu
>>564609379we rule the internet already and you can die hating it or you can smile at our amazing efficiency and sense of humour
There are anons in this very thread right now that were born after year 2000
>>564606734Cringe>>564603727Who eats shrimp for breakfast
>>564609379>sour grapes jaded troonillenial seethekino
твн
>>564607370>>564607549>>564608364>>564609379>>>/dee ess jeet/
>>564609005kinography
>>564609563 (Me)Meant for >>564609519
>>564609519twenty fourteen
>>564607073O, poor little soul however will your choice of cope be once nothing ever happens? will you queue or post?
>>564609519that is me
>>564609717>>564610079Imagine spending your best years hanging out with troollenials pretending to be women
>>564610337but I'm not spending my real life here, I just post here in the downtime moments and it's no different than scrolling through twitter or instagram, please don't actually center your daily life around a 4chan thread though if you are implying that because of your own experience
>>564607861Good morning
>>564607861oi
get a playable boss challenge impossible
amazing
>>564607861Good morning.
My winstreak….
Has anyone here played Reforged and/or Convergence? Are they worthwhile overhaul mods?
So what are africans doing in the lands between
do any of you own any of these ?
>>564612042we wuz Tarnished and shit
>>564612042>BLACK knivesyou lost chuddie
>>564612093After the DLC I became embarrassed of recommending people this game
>>564612042isn't it funny how there are genuinely no black people in the lands between? only omen
>>564612563>boggart>dung eater>yura
>>564612501why would you stop recommending a highly celebrated game at the height of its popularity? I would always want to be your friend but if you were to ask me to be frank and direct as a friend I would say that you're talking like a huge pussy coward
>>564612636>blue eyes>mexican>australian
>>564612713You sound very autistic and you're definitely not the kind of person I'd ever hang out with
Yesterday I got an executors katana with braggarts roar and using it didn't change the 1h r2's. What's up with that?
When is one of you cuties that play all day gonna start streaming huh? come on cc
>>564609521I eat shrimp for breakfast! My tea I drank with it was starbucks iced chai with lavender foam, oatmilk and an espresso shot.
>>564612924projecting
>>564613053cc is cute?
>>564613053my vote goes to >>564613000
You can tell the tranny is fat because only fatsos eat weird food combinations like thatDisgusting
>>564613061post the sticker on your sister's drink that has that custom order or you're a fake, if you go out of your way to get one tomorrow for your charade you have to drink it
>>564613298I burn 600 calories on the bike every morning so I need it
I think I'm getting better at dreglord. Managed to beat him without dying, had a heal left and held aggro a bunch because one of my teammates was eating dirt.
>>564612713Weirdo
>>564612093i'm not cattle so
Being kissed on the cheek after a run by Wyld men!
Here's your Morgott bro
lol
>>564613427How is it unbelievable that I got that drink? They didn't put a sticker on the cup.
I wonder how many posts >>564613873 >>564608536 >>564608174 >>564608246 this person makes per thread
Just one
>>564614256I’m only one of those posts. I wonder how often this anon yells at the wrong person.
>>564614374That's embarassing. Maybe you should make higher quality posts next time then!
>>564612636Bri`ishJeetGlorious Nipponese
>>564614537Excuse you >>564613873 is a high quality post of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS8y_yF52Wk>Garbage blue followed this guy for like 15 minutesWhy are blues so mentally ill in this game? They'll go to any lengths to protect these shitters, it wasn't like that in DS3
>>564614256You seem upset.
>>564614807>followed this guyThat's /ourguy/ Jeenine Media™
>>564614151they put a sticker on every cup, larper
>>564613000Didn't ask
>>564615079Ok buddy
need art of revenant being carried by wylder on his shoulder, she is on her phone behind wylder's head and wears a mischievous shitposter's smile
>>564615279hrt dosage?
>>564615279@grok get on it
did you just fill that empty cup with water, 151
>>564615539sorry i'm retarded >>564614151
>>564615391I think I have a good 25-30 years before when menopause hit my mom so none yet
>>564614115it's gonna flop isn't it
so many girls in erg....
>>564615721hopefully
>>564615647this is one of the most malded and brown type of posts man but you do you I don't blame you for wishing you were me
qq anyone?
>>564615823talk about projection
>>564615721no because the GoT herd is going to be corralled into watching it even if they don't care about it, and it's going to be replete with tiktokable scenes and angles that add nothing but aura farm to ensure domination over the short video feeds online
I'll take your parroted bit as another accepted concession 947, thank you and you better have a pleasant rest of your day y'hear?
>invade seamless>nonstop 3man gankers with closed doors spamming sleep crossbowwhy didn't the dev make it so that malicious wanderers can't hit each other unless free for all is turned on?
>>564615279This this this
>>564616554>Dedicated ganking on seamlessActual mental illness
>>564615279You need to learn how to draw to make these genius ideas reality.
>>564615279this but with exegawd carrying her
>>564590259>noctily God I miss those arena days
>>564617351yeah I mean my new year’s resolution was going to be practicing both drawing and pvp in preparation of duskbloods, but real life happens as it does and now my free time is near negligible and just relaxing playing the game when I can is preferable
>>564616554Seamless invasions can be funny
>>564616108>>564615947
pvpiss is for 'tards
>my new year's resolution was going to be practicing pvp
>>564617772Kill yourself, trash.
>>564617570...said no one ever
>>564617643I've had good seamless invasions too but all I get lately is ppl spamming crossbow/bone bow, dual spears, etcit's rly boring to fight the same thing over and over
what does ganking mean genuinely? I thought it meant ambush and not just a group fight, and shouldn't the experienced invader arrive prepared to be outnumbered as the norm?
>>564617831yeah it's very fun to do so! it's one of my most joyful pastimes even, it makes me feel alive and puts a big smile on my face even when I get defeated
>>564618096gang-killthere's a difference between invading 2-3 people actually playing the game and 3 fireknight solitude golems all with rot patas/sleep crossbows
>>564614795>>564614374Got his ass
>>564618096It depends on who you ask, for me it's passively waiting for the invader all decked out and having all the cheese to kill him immediately, following the invader across the map for hours if necessaryI don't really consider ganking 3 guys trying to go through the level as they fight the invader which I feel is what the game should do, they should force phantoms to kill shit or get the host to the fogwall in a time limit
>200 posts>one gg postThere’s a fucking big update coming on Tuesday you stupid fools
>>564614914Go back to your shithole freak>>564615721Hopefully
>>564618030This game is so much nicer without all the exaggerated laser faggotry, also why is there always some faggot with a variation of nigger in their name, are they 12
>>564618449>xhe thinks a steamdb update means somethinglol fell for the reddit propaganda
>>564618449Haters will say this is copeNo but seriously I wouldn't expect anything unless they delayed Tarnished edition again
>>564618404>>564618321so it specifically means coordinated meta slave equipment and tactics? if two low-poise players with unoptimized builds and equipment are hanging out in the overworld killing random enemies and waiting for invaders to fight together is it ganking? asking genuinely
>>564618449sauce?
>>564618771>waiting for invadersyes
>>564612636WrongWrongWrongIdiot
>>564618771YesYou do know even the faggy cosplay chuddies can wreck your shit just by virtue of being able to frametrap and having 500+ levels over you right
>>564618553idkthe pvp meta of "superheavy armor" and lighting grease on your 2h weapon and running around in circles is rly boring to me
>>564618709It’s the anniversary month, you don’t get your streaks finished by Tuesday then you never will >>564618747Tarnished edition is a dead release at this point>>564618780Three fingers
>>564619002but we're not 500 levels we are capped at 100…. is it better when we take turns? sometimes the second invader won't even help out the other red and they'll just attack each other anyways
>>564619070owned
>>564612042They heard it was in need of cultural enrichment, engineers and doctors, so they arrived as soon they could.>>564612093I’m straight so no.
hey aren't you the fj fag that had a meltie on a discord over being called bro in a friendly manner by a biological female
>>564619385who are you talking about and why aren't you just replying to their posts?
>>564619070I'm also in the opinion that poise should be deleted from the game, I'd rather have slow methodical melee fights, you can barely use those fucking projectiles outside of co op because the pve reacts so violently you might as well not use them at all
>>564619521for no poise pvp play bloodborne, it's fantastic, I'm guessing it'll be similar in duskbloods
today I will do golem fist invasions
>>564619521my problem with poise is that you need such ridiculous values to even survive a 1h dagger hit that it might as well not exist at allI don't like there being only 4-5 usable armorsets in pvp
>>564617772true but there’s no need for the apostrophe it’s its own term at this point
>we are just two cute little patootie with low poise (light roll + high ping is not cancerous chud) hanging out in the overworld waiting for invadersyou will not laugh
>>564619201Are you fucking autistic or retarded?
>>564619940it's fun and it's the game! to me it sounds like you just want to do colosseum duels instead, or you just want to easily push people off greta heights in the dungeons
>>564620224ahh..you tried too hard here better luck next time
>backhand blades are a dual wield weapon>can block in 2h and have a unique guard counter>dryleaf arts/dane's footwork are a dual wield weapon>can block in 2h and have a unique guard counter>rellana's twinblades are a dual wield weapon>can't block in 2h or have a unique guard counter???
How do you like building Recluse? More HP to take advantage of Ult increases HP? Or focusing all in on damage? Risk it with throwing in some spell schools? I feel like I lean towards HP since I feel like she pulls a lot of attention and I like knowing I can survive a hit, but I’m not sure which build I like more
>>564620659no I don’t understand exactly, tried too hard in what? they're honest thoughts, when I invade I view it as the hardest challenge the game offers since you can expect to be outnumbered and tormented with merciless spells, people that want a more honest fight with any kinds of guiderails seem to just want a duel, is that really such a wrong assumption to make?
uhuh
weird dcs but gg, we had really disgusting clear speed the whole run.
sorry for slopping its my first exp of the day
guess even 4 years in and invaders STILL can't excuse their own malding
Balancers map + Fulghor is essentially an automatic loss for me :(
>do arena in full rellana cosplay>german sweatlord in full lionel's, icon shield, greatspear>kill him>next round, get him again>he backpedals and hardswaps to cleanrot>he kills me>spams poison potswhat cultivates this mentality?
amazing how invasions haven't been good since ds2
>>564622285why do you think that? I have had a lot of fun with invasions in all titles from bloodborne through eldenring
>>564621648Fulghor is the easiest boss though
>>564621648Shitter
>>564622767he's really scary and his big swings that send deadly dust waves everywhere make me panic every single time, like deer in headlights, I don't even know what's wrong with me
Are the death sorcereries from SOTE not scaling with Prince of death’s staff an intentional balancing choice, or is FROM just incompetent?
>>564622767even doe adel is a nightlord
>>564622767careful there, many ergeets have been raped by his big horse cock
>>564623296Adel is heckin' valid
>>564623126Stupid
>>564623258Death sorceries are both rancorcalls, tibia summons, and explosive ghostflame.
>>564624050You can’t just say stuff like that….
>>564614115so do you think the whole film is set solidly in Marika's early days or that it's going to have a narrative spanning a really long time with decades to centuries of time skipsI can see the former happening because Marika's rise is more or less a coherent narrative but the latter seems more likely because I think there's a 0% chance that they don't put demigod glup shittos in the movie and if Morgott is a little kid that basically precludes any other demigod from appearing unless the timeline advances
>>564625212Its going to be about the treachery of the original roundtable that is alluded to in ER.
>>564622767Caligo is the easiest boss.
gankchads causing melties again I see
>>564625798After Fulghor maybe. Fulgor is the freeist of the free wins. You can yolo his round and buy the blue lightning weapon from the vendor and straight up sweep his ass with it.
>>564622157we play to win and to support trans rights, chud
>>564625439a really good guess + screencapped to congratulate you in 2 years
>>564626302Its the only part of the lore that is mentioned enough to be a thing but not actually elaborated on (it is but no one cares lol). Fia is the one who broke up the OG roundtable with rotten pusy.
>>564624050>>564625183stop being nasty
>>564626529actually it was all because of gideon's tomboy girlfriend when seluvis puppet'd her in terrible chudsternation
Who is Elden Ring's biggest chud?
>>564626846It was just Fia doing what she does to the player and Rogier, but to Lionel. You can find her deathbed dress and Lionel's armor in a bed in Leyndell. Vyke was left to fuck up left and right because no one was there to be a bro to him.
>>564627076you won't like the real answer, but it's Thops
>>564626529>it is but no one cares lolExtremely true
>>564627076Big Boggart. Chuds are cool.
gg good meele run my boys. sent that greg flying
>>564627129just letting the lurkers know that this post that I have quoted is unfounded fanfiction, while Dolores's ashes includes an explanation for the history between ofnir and seluvis>Dolores once belonged to the Roundtable Hold, where she was both a critic and a friend of Gideon the All-Knowing. >It was because of her that he and Seluvis went their separate ways.good chance we meet her in the movie since hollywood loves confusing impressionable minds with fem and tom boys
>>564627461gggggggggggggggggg
>>564615080rude and doesn't answer the question desu
>>564627560Do you want to be a girl?
>>564627357Boggart is a legitimate chad though, he's fit, mentally grounded, has a good sense of humour and lives a humble life, gives strangers a fair and equal chance, and he is even a master at cooking delicious meals for me
>>564627701you have to be more subtle Dr. Bergstein
>>564627701he posts images of many characters like that because he envies not being that, it's a very Libra way of life and it's best to pay those demon goats no mind
>>564627918The funny thing is that anime ''girl'' is actually a guy who got turned into a girl and falls in love with his little sisterLiterally tranny pedo incest slop kek
when i post on erg i feel like a girl
>>564628384yeah I'm not surprised, I almost dated a guy who ended up basically wanting that exact dynamic with me, anime girl obsessed men have very serious issues and I hope for them to find a place for God in their lives to be guided into a better path for themselves and all those around them
>>564627076Gideon
>>564627468He's not wrong you do find their clothes together in a bed and Fia is doing the same thing in ER.
>>564628814that guy knows everything
Gideon vs grokwho wins?
>>564628384>>564628694>calls xherself ender lilies fan>doesn't post images from ender liliesLeast retarded avatartroon I tell you
>>564628384not disagreeing but that's not the plot
>https://www.gamersky.com/news/202512/2052747.shtml 2025-12-02 "Q: In the current Night Mode, the Guardian and Rogue characters have very low pick rates; many players even disconnect upon seeing these two characters. The Rogue's double-special jump attack has also been nerfed. Given these circumstances, will the development team make any improvements or adjustments?A: We are aware of the difficulties players encounter during gameplay. We will try our best to improve this in future updates. We hope to reduce situations where players have no room to maneuver and are forced to give up, such as ranged characters being at a disadvantage in melee combat. We will address this by adding more equipment and weapons." >more equipment and weapons
>>564629096>calls xherself ender lilies fan>has not posted review of ender lillies
Although that post is bait and stinks like faggot, Lionel was never associated with the round table in-game
>>564629271let it go...
Is the matador cape weapon in tarnished edition just going to be a cheap free parry/dodge with a cooldown?
>>564627129womxn are so evil...
>>564629294He's one of the original roundtable members. He pretends to be Fia's father to infiltrate her into the roundtable hold.
>>56462927114 year old first time hearing corporate talk
source?
>>564629271Thanks for adding improved dash attacks passives to the game Ishizaki that was a real game changer for us
anyone queuing?
>>564630180Nope, I'm too shit to play with erg, forcing myself through depth 4 with randoms before I play on the password again.
>>564630180I never queue because I'm bad at the game
>>564630180yes
I think what you should do with your big ideas is write out a whole story about it on your notes app and then you can post it here and I'll read it and sip a real life tea
do you guys think the rpers will enable invasions in their world?
love my deep lored rpers
>>564630429>defending m'lady from a horde of malignant red dsgtroonsKino
>>564630590you won't succeed sis
>>564630590Invading is a dsg thing now I guess
>>564630895Always was.
>>564630895folks are saying
>>564630895Never was.
>>564630590Nezuk why are you like this?
>>564630980>>564631074the ergyogurts are broken, deploy the ergineers
>>564631147poor guy has to say his mantras.
covering erg girls in gasoline and setting them on fire
ergasoline
I will protect erg girls from ergasoline
>>564631147>>564631301gunchiyogurts
Little known fact I'm actually the smartest Undertaker player in the universe
>>564631550I do this here but its to free dodge the triple prawns. I fucking hate prawns in this game.
>>564632120Strange post
Elden Ring cheater meets Patches
>>564632120>Deleted
>>564632120>FFXIV posterno wonder they like ERPing here so much
>>564632915Aren't those the reddit cats from monster hunter?
>>564632120power of the crucible
>>564632120explains so much
>>564632915Easily the worst general in the entire website
>>564633242what do they post
>>564633382cutesy shit with which they hide their demonic selves, probably a bunch of shit and behaviour you would like to see
Got a nice cheater. The guy was just plain invincible. Didn't even stagger when getting hit. So far every cheater I've encountered has been chinese. I'm noticing. How are you depth 3 if you're invincible?
>>564634094Noice
>>564634031got his ass here and among witnesses
>>564633382Go take a look, it's right down the road.
>>564634412What's nice about that
>>564634554It was a noice post.
>>564634669No I don't think there's anything nice about encountering cheatersCare to explain yourself?
>>564634817Did you reply to the wrong anon?
>>564634908Xhe's going through hrt induced melty, pay no mind.
>>564634817you successfully exposed the threadshitter's bare brown ass for all to see now he's seething and dilating well done
shit wylder
elden shit shartreign
>>564634908Nope sure didn't >>564635041Don't reply to yourself faggot maggot
we need to orchestrate something to make the ergies play together
>>564627560Creepy...>>564628384Fucking called it if true.
>>564636350it's called fc, preferably outside the cosseums
>finally stop fucking around and fight margit at sl1, no upgrades>first trygit absolutely gud scrub>captcha expired while typingthis site is dogshit now.
>>564637646He's raped via parries desu
>>564638061didn't even need a shield, but i saw some people made him even easier in some coop with that.
>>564638061parrying is for fags
>>564637463the ergies have been running away from pvp so we must come up with a more trans-friendly game mode
>>564637646I don't care
>>564638356It's a skill based mechanic. Sounds like you got filtered by Miyazaki's greatest masterpiece.
>>564638356ThisWhy does this community equate parrying to skill
>>564639230you're still here? fed who always says that to me specifically whenever I post? fuck off and die, and later everyone else.
Perfect time to post this
>>564639309holy filtered. do you even ptg?
gg fulgawd
>>564637646>>564639515I care
>>564639526This image is just plain wrong. There are some attacks where you dodge the first hit then parry the follow up
>>564639515You will die by my hands
>>564639526>Spam roll>Get roll caught and die>Spam parry>Eventually get it and get tons of free damage
>>564614115
>>564639798truee!
>>564639526Deflect
>>564639526blocking while maneuvering around your opponent's swings
Ranni could beat Radahn in a fight if she wanted to.
>>564640217>Block without the deflect tear>Unless you're rl 200 that's all your stamina and a chunk of your health goneEpic......
>>564640642yeah she did beat him, she used her brains and the finest weapon freely available to a girlboss: simps
>>564639798if you miss the parry your stamina get's obliterated. holy performative souls larper, go back tourist
>>564639526I choose neither.
>>564640905how is she so perfect and talented
Parrysissies when they have to think about positioning and spacing instead of just pressing X to awesome
>>564640831the block is a failsafe defence but you still should not get hit, you're supposed to lightly step back or sideways, I am blocking with my weapon because I am scared and only then do I dare get close like that
>>564642413me when i die to malenia phase 2 bomb with 0 flasks
only women are smart enough to see the moon
>>564610716>>564610815>>564611852
gg greg>no negation in shop>no negation in big shoppain desu sorry for giving you the repeated evasions successive
>seamless
>>564643916you're killing it out there. keep up the good work.
>>564643916Who are you saying gg to
>>564643916We killed everything in seconds anyway
>>564596841I can't find no Dark Soul general, I want to 100% the trilogy before moving onto Elden Ring
gg
gg normal dogs, scholar parry is such a bait, why the hell does morgott's blood tracking thing have a double hit to it.
>>564643357Gurranq howls at the moon ya dingus
ggpost hardest ED dogs of my LIFEchecked mid fight to see if you guys had LLTBT
>>564647042i would never use lgbt
>>564646480this is the dark soul general, I admire your challenge, have you 100% any one of them yet or are you close?
>>564647042she's so cute...
>>564646747don't try to reason with it, you'll see the same post again in a later thread and nothing will sway his fixed worldview
>>564639526>s 0 i gamesPerfect time for you to go back more like
>>564647513good, let him say his lines for us
>>564644658which nightfarer deserves triple t skin
>>564647671wylder
>>564628694Somehow this sounds made up >>564629210Thanks for clearing that up
>>564629271>>564629319>>564629769>>564629883>>>>
tung tung tung sahur is erg culture
>>564648496bravery or foolishness
>>564647367Said no one ever
>>564648848You are insane
>>564648615I started it and it's not
I love multiplayer, I love the taunter's tung
three tungs when you say the man's name
>>564647342I have 100%'ed the first Dark Souls, finished DS2 + DLC's and I'm currently finishing DS3 + DLC's soon. After that I'll go for the 100% on DS2 and then DS3
>>564647367yeah emerald skin is a very pretty look for recluse, shame a disgusting person is using it there
>>564648615>>564649656>>564649737I say this, I pay my taxes, I empower women, I respect minorities and I'm voting for her!
>>564649839ugandan is a poor look for the herald doebeit
>>564631412>>564631471>>564631512>>564631363>>564631147lovely threadshitter posts
Here guys I bring you Wylder x Ironeye fanart to commemorate the fact that Ironeye and Wylder players are the biggest faggots there is in the playerbaseWylder is definitely the bottom btw
>>564650703every dc i had in randoms was a revenant
>>564650885That's because all rev players are Filipino Pakistani brownoids, they cannot afford better internet
>>564650385I'm kind of really glad that I'm not retarded like your post and so a fantasy skin tone doesn't affect my appreciation of the design
>>564648615>>564649894>>564649737This is the /dsg/troon mantra btw
>>564651047no a lot of them were chinks when some minor thing went wrong in the run
>>564650703most common rage quitter faggots and cheaters are exejeets and revtroons thoughbeit
D5 and people are still trying to do the funny meme of killing the wormI'm 200% sure I gave them a mini heart attack by letting myself get killed right in front of them instead of using my ult
>>564651368i havent played the dlc, what is going on here?
>>564651480executor on xher period
>D2 EDbalancers>executor on teamGrim
>>564651323It’s 100% wylders. But they kinda suffer from being 90% of D5 randos. Most consistent leave is raider, typically after a fuck up involving their ult or if a piece of their exodia build doesn’t drop day one
gg LLGBT autismmy R1 buttom is broken after not even a year, controllers are such shit quality these days
gg red birds, i have no idea what he wants when it comes to LL items, I was going to run one for the first time ever to see if there was a really any difference and he refused to pick one up, then he baited me into the shelter and I left mine behind.
>trying to level up through d4 to 5 with randoms>people 3 bar to regular libraDude fucking how, of all the nightlords he's unironically the most fair in his base form and somehow people in d4 still go down to him when all his shit is so telegraphed and easy to dodge.
>>564651182i do not find it visually complementary that is all
>>564651368>execuck jobbing the mostnumerous such cases >>564651576kek
>>564652239Don't bother trying to make sense of sensjeeta's actions xhe is just special
>>564652243normalfags don't understand turns in real time combat
>>564652181I only had one (brazilian) raider leave in randoqueueEvery other leaver is exejeet (80%) or ironeye (20%)Wylders in my experience DC only due to other wylders in their favela slum stealing copper wire from their street
>>564652181Wylder and Ironeye are just more popular but the ratio to rage quitter to him being picked is exec and its not particularly close
>>5646522392 people wear LL so one person is the guaranteed aggro drawer, it also makes only 1 chase at a timein this case since practice has the least damage of us and is more tanky he'd take aggro while we rape the bird post-lunge
>>564652239He wants to have the aggro so he can mark at a pattern. If you go 2 and 1 the. He’ll likely split if you have a good damage dealer. Only one less likely and all grouped can lead to all being made aggro depending on proximity
>>564652542*he's also ironeye and will gain iframes when he marks them the moment they arrive anyway so having him be the tank makes sense
>>564647042Damn she got her hams just hanging out. No class at all
I'm bored I think I'll just go jerk off
be careful
>>564653646Don't think anyone asked.
>>564652261I think if anything it highlights the fashion more because it brings to mind those solid black mannequins at stores
>>564654349You bodied that coomer freak. Well done.
>>564654759i don't like the coomer either but i don't think that reply is intense enough to really body slam the other guy in any real capacity
is heavy xbow stronger than arbalest
>>564654863It was sharp and precise so I think it did the job excellently.
>>564653646I asked
>>564655482when?
>>564655286precise? sure, sharp? it's a dull observation that can be said about anything, a nonanswer, I think anon can do better than that because I believe in him
>>564654402you're valid
>>564655795I don't want you to call me that ok?
>>564655003in god3? no but its lighter and requires less stats i think
Hiding under Wylder's cloak...
gg greg, no full hp negation award
>>564656601Cardboardcupcake do you do voice training? If so, can we hear what your voice sounds like?
>>564649765very nice, you know what % you finished DS2 at?
>>564656901>can we hear what your voice sounds like?Maybe
>>564651323Ironeye and Duchesses are fucking cancer when they want to be too
>>564656601Me protecting cc from shape of night
>>564657284Please post a vocaroo mommy
no one will convince me some posts here aren't from bots
>>564657591They are. Especially the L word ones.
>>564657832L word? Litigious?
>>564657591you lost a long time ago, meatsack
ggpost shifty edition
>>564658078gg reply edition edition
>everyone gets a copy of LLTBT at noklateo>it takes Libra 10 fucking minutes in the fight before he does a single riot event where the condemned leave us in peace
I felt so weak
>>564656840deep
Ewww sludge is so weird and creepy we should all block her guys
Two times I have used my skill slop Undertaker against Augur which turned out to be baby Augur and both times I have gotten Fagdahn's sword, it's so fun to L2 the jellyfishes
>>564658463xher*
intrinsic arc scaling...
>>564650703Based faggots
>>564658240We know you are weak and pathetic you don't need to avatarpost about it sludgetroon
>>564658078redditsimp edition*
>>564659148take your meds trish
>>564659148Be nice to her.
sludge x trish
>>564659586trash would never make such a bigoted but truthful post >>564659714strange groomer post
>>564660075No
trash would never let turkey join the EU
>>564659714grossest post itt
After 13.5 hours of playing today I am proud to announce that my depths score has gone from 3300 to 2350!
>>564662218proud of you
GgBoring though
>>564661595No
Sludge are you really a girl?
>>564662285Thank you! I hate myself!
Why do all the Frenzy items in the DLC like the Frenzyflame Bottle, Maddening Hand, and Nanaya's Torch require INT when none everything Frenzy related in the base game is pure FAI?
>>564662612ya
>>564662338GG. Shit boss as usual.
>>564663016No
>>564662793from are nigs
>>564663296Why didn't you point down?
>>564663305no it is it's really slimy behavior
>>564663405For not bullying someone? Interesting logic
>>564663321Some stat/scaling decisions drive me up the fucking wall. I wish From games had a bigger modding scene so I can go in and fix shit myself like I do with Bethesdaslop.
>>564663470it insincerely encourages self destructive behavior that is, in the first place, egocentric shitposting by fake people, but you are faker than them and even worse, a simp for faceless personalities which makes you subhuman by all sane standards of measure
breeding /erg/ girls
>>564663883projection+you are indian
>twinks still invading Undead Parish in 2026Not even mad, just impressed. Didn't expect multiplayer to be so active.
>>564664330wrong+wrong & malded
>>564664407>Didn't expect multiplayer to be so active.ds fangirls always being doomers.
>>564662218What the fuck is she supposed to be doing here
>>564663883I guess being a decent person makes you a "simp" now. Society has really changed
>>564665593Chivalry is dead and simping killed it.
>>564665580Mistreating a fightboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxaezURLNB0
>>564664093Which ones?
Heres your daily reminder that you're blocked /erg/ if you get an errror
>>564666231Nice
These new DCs are kinda getting to me. Can’t I just have this last run without one
gg mystery red birdslibra + frenzy event is a pretty telltale sign of balancing
Let them all be Unblocked
>>564665593pretending like this website of all places is the venue for your hollow virtue signaling makes you like a textbook specimen of male performativeness
gonna have one last game before uninstalling
>>564667081see you next week
when do we 'zuk it up and 'maddy it up and 'err it up?
one last 'zuk
save your 'urk in case the patch adds new flatstones
>patch
new dlc fasho
>>564667221>>564667282>>564667693Please relax with the threadshitting don’t you think you’ve emptied your bowels all over the place enough now
Marika's tits!
Marika's f** tits...
yeah so last night we met up in the dream again, i asked miyazaki "hey so what do you think about the movie they're making?" and he just scoffed and laughed and said "did you see marika's feet?" and sipped his ichiban, shaking his head
none of this happened btw
Who's going to play Gwynevere in the inevitable Dark Souls movie?
>>564669229zendaya of course
>>564664407So pointless, aren't they just doing noob stomping at this point, that shit gets tiring, I loved blowing up people in ER with giantsflame but it became boring after a while
>>564669207no it really did, let's go ask him together
>>564669229omg...
>>564607118she got her period blood all over herself…
>>564669307Fuck you I hate even being reminded she exists. Sick of seeing that boy body bitch.
>>564669307who?
gg suicide pact
>>564669516wdym? she's her spitting image, just like mary jane
>>564669974Was he trying to show a glitch or something?
>>564670214he used a twiggy flask but once you jumped too i had no choice but to follow
gino is an er god but holy shit his commentary is boring. and why does he uptalk like a valley girl
>>564670503>why are nerds gay?A mystery for the ages.
>>564606296it’s just horse armor bro you can do without it
friday night fc?
>>564670503Do you prefer jeenine whining about the game 24/7
>>564670830I would be down in like, 2 and a half hours
>>564607189I look like this
>>564606296I would've responded to your question if you hadn't posted that image.
>>564610608What do you do when you aren’t here
>>564613873>>564615279>>564616617all women dream of this…
i have fallen off volcano manor and died in front of an invader twice in the last ten minutes is it over
>>564672418Don't worry I did that yesterday but it was me failing a jump down an elevator shaft in a mine. I had to alt-F4 not out of anger but out of pure shame.
>>564670210>>564669516Kek
>>564670830I'm noskill but I'm down
>>564670830I'm conquering east europe so no
>>564633242>>564632915Surely, it can’t be THAT bad
>>564644658i still don’t understand this gay meme>>564656840hot
>>564673018Crusader Kangz?
>>564673342EU4, playing as the Ottomans
>>564673471>Ottomans
>>564670919*jeetwhine
>>564673471
Still seething about this. I'll get over it eventually but they shouldn't be allowed to see and and start winding up when I'm animation locked.
>>564674120i didn't say anything the last time you posted it but the grab makes a sound bro just spam dodge or use your restage immunity, you had time
>>564674650Dude, I had less than 1 second to even figure out where to dodge to. I'm just seething because 2/3 of my deaths that fight were upsetting trash that didn't feel fair.
>>564674650Not xhim but I get what he's talking about, when you're revived you have maybe two seconds of immunity to damage unless it's a grab, sound is also fucked up when you're downed so could have missed it I guess
ggpostbit weird that libra got his buff despite us breaking all the seals
>>564676127there was one seal on your right just next to you on my screen, did not have time to break it.
>>564676232weird, I looked behind me twice.
>>564676335I know, that's why I said "on my screen", it probably was not there on yours.
>>564674650He never had a chance because hes not the network host. You can see he got grabbed mid-roll on his screen, if he had been the blue player that dodge would have been the special grab dodge that gives you some ult charge. The correct play in this situation is to ult on the first frame you gain control, but theres nothing stopping them from just doing more grabs and getting him exactly the same way when the ult immunity ends.
L2 + R2SHIIIIIOOOON!
>>564670830this fc was promised to us 3000 years ago ergoyim
eepy...
>>564677865start the ergenocide...
>>564670830not tonight, they're bombing my place rn, writing from a bunker
what the flip is that r2 animation on the monks mace
>>564678376
>>564678140I believe in you
>>564674041Awful>>564678284>>564677865Shut it
had a power spawn inside the ground unreachable then the next game we went into final boss and adel just stood there
>Get invaded by cheater>Go to block them>Indian profile
>>564678719What is this? A picture for ants?
Lost my streak at 54 to Augur.....I'm a Z tier..............
>>564680184Explain
>>564681040I played badly, got very bad drops and we got that Augur seed where the zone during the first day excludes the castle so we only had shitty POIs to do, we also died to the falllingstar beast trying to revive a teammate that aggroed itWe also got th emoth at the very top of that area which wasted a lot of time
Didn't they say they'd add the DLC weapons to nightreign? Or did I hallucinate that? It doesn't seem like NR will get any more updates though, right?
>>564681237Well it's the thought that counts
>>564680184S tiers just back up their save before every run so none of their streaks are legit anywaysSometimes there's a complete shitfest run and that's fine
How many updates and patches were there today for Nightreign?
>>564681932Yeah I guess, it was avoidable because despite everything we did very well but I don't have enough practice on ED Augur since a lot of people dodge him and he's very rare to begin with>>564682016That's so scummy it makes me feel a bit better
>>5646820427
>>564682016this doesn't work because all it takes is one person snitching on you to expose you
>>564682042It's over........
>>564682918>>564682016No that doesn't work because its server side
if they dont update nightreign i might literally kill myself ill miss the nightfarers too much
>>564683178I really doubt your stats are server side. The only thing I think is server side is your depth rating
>>564683206It's okay bro, Tarnished Edition™ will revive the PvP and co op.........
who cares about erg streaks where you played with the same jobeless dudes 70 runs in a row
>>564683650>t. Win Streak (depths): 46
>>564683650I actually don't play with the password and never have I felt /erg/ was going to mock me for being bad, my streak was with randoms
>>564683747that's not even what the text ingame says kek
>>564683880i guarantee you there's worse people than you that is actively playing
>>564683880Yeah I know ur streak was with randoms just we have ppl on the pw still grinding for it and it's so pointless when everybody's super experienced and spams OP builds
My highest depths win streak is like 4 or 5
>>564682016So if I lose I just move to the new save? Does it save my murk?
I do this to Wylders
we need to be hardswapping at pontiff
>>564684149You load the backup and the game goes back to how you were before your last expedition, simple asMurk, new relics, win/loss all goneLiterally no benefits to it aside from streakfagging
>>564684367trannison coded post
>>564684221Gameplay? FireBlast? HadEstus? CancelledBow? GlitchedEstus? Refilled
>>564684432She has good taste
>>564684501gawdlike
>>564684367Best er fanartist out there
>>564684642Agreed
>leaving the first PoI below lv3Nothing signals a shitter louder
>>564684793taking note of this unc wisdom
>>564684793i forgor...
Using small weapons in this game fucking sucks dick. Everything has ranged attacks, crazy dodge moves, or fucking flies.
>>564685203skill issue
>>564678719i look like this>>564681636correctjust enjoy it while it lasts
>>564684501I can tell this invasion has lasted about 2 hoursalso nice black bars sissy
>>564685387this pairing is everything
>>564668505kino...
>>564685297Large weapons are objectively better at every skill level.
>>564684197You annoy them? Do you want to get cocked down?
>>564685387Very cute
1/3
>>564686229Kind of bored of nightreign
erg girls love to get cocked down
>>564686274it's over
elden ring oh elden ring
>>564682016You're just a weird threadshitter that's coping, but I'll explain why this doesn't work. Because if you lose a Depths match, you lose points regardless of whether you save scummed or not, because it's server-side, so it's blaringly obvious on a result history screen. Duostreaks are a failsafe to this, ironically enough, because either both of them would have to lie or one would rat the other out, or someone on the pw can simply point out if they lost recently.
>>564686142Yes. It's important to annoy boys when you like them. Poking them, rambling at them, asking them too many questions, staring at them when they are doing things.
>>564686651What's that?
>>564685387Gross>>564686440Trve
>>564686767Depth points are definitely saved server-side, but streaks aren’t, I think.
>>564686969the latest main entry in the souls series
>>564686767NTA but I found out the other day if you lose because of a DC you lose points but keep the streak
>>564686440more like gocked down
>>564687050That's why a results screen proves a streak, the problem is it caps at 100, so you couldn't document a higher one, even if you wanted to. I'm a retard for not webm'ing early result screens but still. >>564687185I've had DCs where I couldn't rejoin the match, which counted as a loss. I guess it depends if it appears on your results screen?
>>564657486This is like seeing that part in an anime where the protagonist has a flashback of their friend before he betrayed them while fighting each otherPerhaps things would have been different in another life
>>564687676Wyldgawd wins in the end, so it all worked out. Don't start shit, but don't take it, let that be a lesson.
>Click to lock on to enemy>There was a leaf between you and the enemy>Instead of locking on the camera spins completely around to recenter it behind your characterWhy the FUCK is this still a thing? Who the FUCK needs a "recenter camera" button?
queue please
>>564686947dumb troon
>>564687676IMA DEMO AO O SUNDEIRUUUU
>>564687857Words of truthnukedom
are you an exejeet because you are an indian? or are you an indian because you are an exejeet?
>>564688349<3
>>564687857No you are both responsible for this and it's time you settle your differences and learn how to be friends againThat means no more ragebaiting each other, no more fighting over who's better, and no getting angry over who gets which girl because it's insignificant shit no one really cares about anyway. I believe together you could achieve great things I know it's possible
>>564689017truth
Choose your life, get a jobFind a wife, fuck it allChoose your life, get a jobFind a wife, fuck it allChoose your life, get a jobFind a wife, fuck it allChoose your life, get a jobFind a wife, fuck it all
>>564688919nutting in these
>>564689519why
I was going to buy dark Souls 1 and 2, and I found out that there are several vulnerabilities with the online mode and that hackers can freely brick your save file. Apparently this has been happening for years, and the community has built some mods to try to prevent this, and from soft doesn't give a fuck. Meanwhile, the publisher or whoever is in charge has increased the price of ds1, 2 and 3, so that means that plenty of people are still buying these games.Is from soft filled with scamming jeets or what?? I'm definitely going to pirate all their games, fuck them. The online is the only reason why you would want to get them legally, and these mfs can't even be assed to fix it
>>564690349Just play offlineHow many worthless sex joke messages do you need to read, really
>>564689270Kek i kove the gigachad+ flying insects meme. Somebody claimed that some shitposter was generating AI slop about gigachad flying, but he either mistyped flying or the AI misinterpreted the prompt, and it instead generated a fly with gigachad
>>564690349dont play dark souls the fbi will be able to hack your pc
>>564690349>there are several vulnerabilities with the online mode and that hackers can freely brick your save filethis can only happen in dark souls 3 because that's the only game with a few cheaters left but even then the chance of it happening to you is basically zero, don't be so paranoidyou can also just alt f4 the moment you get invaded..
>>564690456don't give up, skeleton!
>>564690795There are recent posts from ds1 and 2 about people getting hacked. This shit is embarrassing.Those scamming jeets need to fix their game
If you die in Dark Souls you die irl
>>564690349i finally caved and bought ds1 + ds2. sick of waiting for them to hit below 50% off, because it's a fucking decade-old game ffs. elden ring sales really got their heads out their asses.
>>564691242wow... so this is the fabled dark souls multiplayer experience...
how come no one made a mod where they port ds2 into the er engine
>>564691242This is why you will get rightfully erased from the games and REPLACED by NPCs
>"first" post in the thread>Instantly starts spamming about "da jeets"I hope you newcuties aren't really falling for this
>>564691338You should've pirated them. They're greedy incompetent mfs.Look at the full price of Ds3 with dlcs. 85 €/$ lmao
>>564691687we don't have any newkikeys only oldsteins
>>564691687Tell me more schizo
>>564684034trish post spotted
https://youtu.be/S4onTq5Brpk?si=IHSCSBUO1Go4koVJ
>>564690703I love that gif so much
>>564691937Kek stupid radahn helmet
>>564691790i guess I just really love FromSoft games. I enjoy seeing the messages they’re such a big part of the experience. You could just buy the base game for DS3 and then pirate the DLC which is what I did, lol.
>>564691937reddit music
Dark Souls is a trans coded game
I'm going to make erg girls smile
I'm going to turn an erg boy into an erg girl
>>564692624get vomited on
>>564692456You're doing great anon. Every day I come to this thread and leave laughing and smiling.
>>564692624Why?
>>564692719>>564692624
I want to be a girl...
>>564692719insane image
>>564692939What would you do if you were a girl?
I want to be an internet anime girl and scam retarded simps
Kind of had my spark re ignited with nightreign for like a week or two but now I'm back to being burnt out of it. Doesn't help that the thread is really bad too
detestable hours
>>564692138frozen needle
girls rule erg
I want to be an anime girl and have sex with tall fat black men
>fat
>>564692719Why are exesissies ALL like this?
>>564693440>>564693516Same
>>564693516I can see them...
It's a secret~
>>564693516fat FP containers
>>564693671what's a secret?
>>564693440>>564693574we are so back
>>564693440zased
>>564693539Cute, beautiful, goddesses? You're so right, thank you. Now excuse me I have 4 statuses to apply.
>>564693854stop rule63ing you stupid fujo
Cumming to this thread
>>564693930Good choice I suppose
AGP sisters can't stop winning
>>564693919don't call it that when it is a clear autogynophilliac
>>564694009would
>>564694042...kill to get access to sunlight blade
>>564693919Executor was always meant to be a girl.
>>564694024i don't know what that means
>>564693854You mean you have 3 bars to fill and a run to throw
>>564694159It means based & valid
ergieyogurts are in control
>>564690703It’s a shartoid meme but one of the better ones. Oddly fitting. The mosquito ones are funny too
>>564693919Fujos aren’t into R63 idiot also you sound oddly upset
>>564692138>>564692624>>564692939>>564693440>>564693819>>564694009>>564694281>>564694291>>564694154Shut the hell up you're annoying
>>564694154Are you a fujo and are you into r63?
if only this was pre nerf
>>564693440>>564693574>>564693819>>564693848Don’t talk to yourself you obnoxious faggot maggot /dee ess jeet/ keep your beastiality to yourself
>>564694451srry sis
>>564694543what got nerfed?
>>564694568You need to take your meds (estrogen) uwu
>>564694182Yes and it's your job to scoop me up in your arms and say, "Don't worry, I'll save you and the run" >>564694469Yes and yes. Boys should sometimes kiss each other and let me watch and some characters are better gender swapped.
>>564694568why don't you just write dsjeet retard>beastialityof course the seething ergiyogi is esl
>>564694421lol
>>564690914>>564690349consoleGODS win again!
>>564694719Ok link steam and I'll carry you with my strong wylder arms
>>564694778>snoytroon cope
>>564691687What are you on about dummy
>>564694154Truth nuke!
>>564694719There really needs to be more executor x wylder art also when are you posting a vocaroo please post one mommy unf
>>564694820>instant seethethanks for confirming!
I accept your concession
>>564694750>>564694709Don’t reply twice you lowlife maggot your dead general is never coming back don’t smear your diarrhea all over this thread because you’re pissy about that fact
>>564694281>>564694009how did we go from this to miquella..
>>564694568>>564695037demolished that threadshitter’s anus and scorched his ass red nicely done
>>564695037>ieslbyeag
i have an erection
>>564695037erg has been branded with the darksign
>>564691790pumping
>>564695154*ergection
>>564694719ironeye or executor on the right?
>>564694957>no games>woke DEI slop>pay to play online>900 bucks for a ps5 prosnoytroons lost big time stop the cope
>>564695315i will ergrape you
>>564695365>no gamesWrong>woke DEI slopAll platforms have that>pay to play onlineThe fee is for the 50~ odd games you receive a year >900 bucks>implying anyone is buying a pro Anything else threadshitter? No? Now shut it
you exposed my gimmick and sent my freak ass flying into a kino melty with these nail head-hitting truth nukes well done victory is yours you accept my concessions
>>564695130>>564695254>mindbroken jeet babbleThought so.
>>564694809I’ll be in the queue sometimes.>>564694917That is an under explored ship I agree. I dunno, maybe still.>>564695328I think it’s Ironeye cause of the purple eyes.
>>564695571no you won't you filthy ergaymer
What's the most pajeet build possible?
>You need to take your meds (estrogen) uwu
estrogen makes you better at nightreign, look at our S tiers
>>564696018nightsissies? is this trve?
>>564695832I don't play on the password
>>564696080No
>>564696165Why not?
>>564695891int
>>564696242The weirdos on it scare me I rather play with randos
>>564694568ignore terr please its in his peoples culture to randomly proclaim their love for turds
So what do you think from software is secretly cooking?
>>564696326But you just asked the biggest weirdo on erg for their steam? Doesn't make any sense
>>564696381Duskbloods
>>564696451Secretly *
>>564696610Duskbloods * dlc
>>564695616>wrong nigga most playstation fans agree ps5 has no games are you really gonna delude yourself into thinking this isn't the case? what do you have, DeS demake and astro bot? pathetic>all platforms have thatthere's a difference with platforms specializing in DEI slop and platforms that just have everything, nice bad faith argument tho snoytroon>The fee is for the 50~ odd games you receive a year>unironically proclaiming "you will own nothing and be happy" least castrated raped snoytroon mentality KEK >implying anyone is buying a proit's the only way consolefags can keep up with modern pcs in terms of performance but it was more to show the fact sony upped the prices and can do so whenever they want, you lost snoyshitter just stop embarrassing yourself it's getting kind of sad
>>564696804you are speaking like a caricature and you’re not making the point you think you’re making
>>564695616>>564648496bro is still fighting in the console war that was lost generations ago
>>564696381Merging Elden Ring and Nightreign into one game as Elden Ring's 2.0 patch.
>>564696804jesus christ you sound like an 11 year old arguing on gamefaqs in 2007
Will duskbloods come out on pc eventually?
>>564697105yeah, still not gonna play it though
>>564697105probably not
>>564696381fromsoftware cinematic universe
>>564696879>>564697075>gets anally raped so hard xhe replies twice and couldn't think of a comebackKWAB
>>564697105Yeah day 1 on emulator
>>564696804>>564696804>most playstation fans agree ps5 has no gamesYou are so warped in the head you think a 4chan meme is “most playstation fans”. It does “have games”. Even more when you take into account cross platform compatibility and when you look at its main competitors catalogue of them.>there's a difference with platforms specializing in DEI slop and platforms that just have everythingLol yeah because that suddenly means those are the only games that exist and the rest just vanish brilliant argument retard I guess all the pozzed DEI slop exclusive to Steam from random no name developers who can’t even afford to ship their slop to other platforms is all you’re playing too>unironically proclaiming "you will own nothing and be happy"Ironic as fuck considering the literal same thing applies to Steam users. As usual, your self awareness is in the shitter.>keeping up with modern PCsIt doesn’t need to do that. The regular console runs games just fine. That’s more than enough for most. Hence why most aren’t spending anywhere near that money on one and it’s a stupid thing to bring up. Your threadshittery has failed spectacularly and blown up in your face horribly. Kill yourself and stop replying.
>>564697307you're retarded lmao
>>564697075>>564696879bodied that schizojeet and activated his delusions nicely done
>>564697419you btfo that sissy well done
>>564697307>>564696804Got his ass here can't even lie
>>564697550stop talking to yourself freak
>>564697105Supposedly FS owns the Duskbloods IP, so in theory it could happen, but there's no way there isn't an exclusivity deal for years.
>>564697419>more consolepeasant copelol
>>564697419You just ate that niggas booty cheeks like some freshly baked pie crust. Awe inspiring performance.
>>564696381They’re not cooking. They burned the fucking kitchen down with Shartreign and are slowly rebuilding. Be patient.
>>564696381Ishizaki is officially in charge of the B+ team and he's making dark souls scholar of the first sin and/or ac7. miyazaki is in the duskbluds mines. bludborne will never see another release again.
>>564697398its a sw2 game not sw1
sotfs...
>>564697961So what you’re saying is we’re fucked
>>564698015So what?
>>564694709This post really riled him up look how long he stayed mad >>564695928
>>564698219so your mom gay. KEKKKKKKKKKKK
>>564698164our fortunes might improve if we manifest and vibe really hard in the gennie
>>564695928I look like this
>>564698474it's not that simple you have to please me first and then on your behalf I can ask the fly demon that was sent for me but that I instead humiliated and enslaved
The absolute fucking state of this thread.
>>564698746anonymity was a fucking mistake
>>564698398don’t talk to yourself
>>564697419>cross platformno no no no there's no way you are this retarded. i refuse to believe it. this whole argument stems from the idea of games that are EXCLUSIVELY on ps5, do you understand what EXCLUSIVES are? there's no point in having a ps5 if the games are on pc, even bloodborne is on pc thanks to emulation the console is pointless>Lol yeah because that suddenly means those are the only games that existthose are the big budget games you would a get ps5 for, you're not gonna buy a ps5 just to play uno>Ironic as fuck considering the literal same thing applies to Steam usersnope, big difference between a subscription and forever having the game in your library. even if you make the argument that it's a "license" you won't have to pay for it again, and valve is a much more trustable company than sony>It doesn’t need to do thatand more cope to keep huffing on lmao you snoytroons are truly pathetic>>564697482>>564697485>>564697498and get off your phone/pc to samefag i know you got raped hard but you dont have to resort to this shit
>>564698865no it's glorious
>>564698579how can we please you anon
as soon as you say anything bad about me, you're a black person
>>564699993get with the times old man, we call people brown now
>>564700046black
they really need to make caligo's faggot pillars easier to see before they spawn crystals up your ass
>>564700131well I never.
blacks and jews
>>564700357>waaaah the enemy is doing things and I have to interact with it cry about it
>>564698746A good indicator if a general sucks is when no one makes a new thread so the current thread just dies
daring today aren't we
>>564700568You bodied that obnoxious faggot, well done.
devilsaar sperging again?
>>564700712Poor guy has been going through it lately. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
It's some snoytroon vs pchud argument
I remember when the deviljeeta referred to shifty as a ''fair maiden''Very strange individual
You might be brown if you took that seriously, just for consideration.
Yeah whatever you say mister chaser extraordinaire
Gonna need proof of that claim threadjeet
>>564700859Link please
>>564700859so weird....
>>564700859So cool and charming... I wish he said that to me...
>>564700859What's wrong with that? We all love shifty here
>>564700776terr's still upset that one console guardian btfo'd him. sad sight to see.
>>564701239>>564701248https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/538530236/#q538543473Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen this guy talk bad about trannies he's a legit chaser
>>564701515… how can you tell? the guy posts anonymously doesn’t he?
>>564701515He can't badmouth trannies, that would mean insulting his boyfriend.
>>564701515>is realIs the reason Shifty left here because of Devil? Was he too creeped out after being hit on so many times?
8 gg posts in the entire thread btw. Fortreign lost
>>564701515https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/547201854/#547277593he also used to spam the weird bbc stuff, he's so cringe
>>564685387you can tell that jeffrey epstein won when people waste their time doing this shit
>>564701883>no mention of BBC>not aware of the Agarthan AI memes at the timeDon't project your fetish. thanks.
>no mention of BBC@grok explain to a 14 year old pinoy what snow bunny means
He said "agarthan snow bunnies" thoughbeit.
>>564701650he's still here he just doesn't play 24/7 any more and he simps to manta a lot of the time>>564701570>ESL-kun has bad reading comprehension
>>564701940i would wager whatever is going on in this thread is what he actually wanted instead of playing tomodachi games
>>564701883>open link>guardian dying to a mine knight webm>sludge posting about how he just hit a 30 win streak and wondering if he can hit 100 before the DLCthere was also those built for BBK lists, any archive diggers want to see if those stopped when terr stopped playing with us?
snowbunny is such a hot word
>>564702086ok explain to me what you’re trying to say in that post then
>>564702203Keep it to yourself obnoxious thread shitter
>>564702086Is it even sadder that you know about Shiftys life while he knows nothing about you
>>564701969>>564702147https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/528601931/#528617092why is he so obsessed with niggers?
It was also another variation of "ski bunny" before it was ruined.
>>564702086Why does she like Manta so much?
>>564702254>Devil knight defends people for free>Why wouldn't I defend the fair maiden known as ShiftyDuck from the lying third-world savage?>I
>>564702093I concede
>>564702291see >>564702296
>>564701650Shifty is still here though>>564702286Fair point actually
>>564702291i miss yys bros
gay how the caelid divine tower only has a micro multiplayer spot right at the fog
shifty called me cringe once but even I wouldn't wish for him to simp for an ESL SEAdog as revenge
>>564700568i can't interact with it if i don't fucking see it you bootlicking nigger
>>564703103Said no one ever mushpest, she left you for a reason.
post funny wipes
>>564703208you don't see it because you're not looking for it and you only hate it because it triggers all your on hit relics that you thought were free curses
>>564702282bro's cortisol is spiked
>devilsaar is a bigger jeet than mush
>>564703386Can't wait for creasy to blame me for this being posted again.
>>564703405how am i supposed to see it when i'm under caligo's ass and busy watching her telegraphs
>>564703386why didn't he just use his skill to revive
>>564703386
>>564703407Your general is dead and never coming back
>>564703685what are you so angry about
>terrjeet the brownest threadjeet this obsessed with Devil
>blud thinks I'm from /dsg/loling
>>564703574because greasyjeet is a bumbling moron like most raidjeets
>>564703386Why did he do a CR2? Like a running attack, 2 r1s, a hit then his skill, anything would’ve worked lol
>>564703386>>564703893It’s kind of like the balancer is passive aggressively showing him what to do
I fucking love olive oil bros
>>564703924>troon box jobbing>I am powerful furry saa-ACKKKK!kinema
>>5647040462bar isn't jobbing
>>564704020fat
yuh yuh yuh yuh YUH YUH YUH yuh
>>564704126You jobbed the hardest in that webm, you coping clown
>>564702291>gets outed an an unironic snow bunny poster>immediately starts seething about terr Seriously devilcuck?
>>564703924Squishing terr must’ve felt so good
>>564704184no i didn't
>>564704224so forced
>>564703386Is this your way to change the subject after archivegawds exposed your snowbunny fetish?
>>564703756Im just telling you the truth threadjeet don’t have an aneurysm
>>564704274>2bar vs everyones 1barNah you did.
>>564704227xhe always gets squished like a bug nothing new there
>>564704384i'm 1bar though?
>>564703685got his ass and forced him to play dumb nice work
>>564704336I didn't post that you can tell by the filename retard. There was nothing exposed. I'm not into that crap.
>>5647044352bar is jobbing in that context in relation to everyone else. 1bar as Duchess is basically a 3bar though so yeah, you also jobbed.
anyone queuing or is this the african penis discourse time
>>564704138yeah I am
>>564704646The jobless are always queuing
>>564704609is there a list of ratios? is a guardian 3bar actually a 1bar considering it's guardian?
>>564704646The dsjeets are trying to force a narrative, any chance they get to talk about it, they will.
>>564704826Picking guardian is a 3 bar
>>564704826>>564704609duchesses and recluses are the ones that 6 bar the most in my games, way more than guardians in general
>>564704826Who cares? All that's important is you've never learned anything in this game because you can just spam her dodge.
>>564704829Dsjeet. Singular.
>>564704892what about picking scholar
>>564704991We know there are at least two, and they are both threadshitters. terr and viteazu negro/pururi mort
>>564704920do you say this to all wylder and ironeye players too?
>>564705007Scholar is an actually good character, do not lump him in with Guardian who is the shittiest one in the lineup period
>>564705091Three now with devilsaar. I'm honestly not surprised
>>564705007Pot scholar is good though
>>564699237>>564697607Don’t reply twice cocksucker>this whole argument stemsNo it doesn’t. I know people in your part of the world have shit for brains and can’t keep track of a basic conversation but this whole argument stems from you spewing a bunch of random nonsense from the asshole you call a month over a meme post you got asshurt over and having all of it categorically refuted. Cross platform matters within the context of competitor platforms. I.e. Xbox, and the number goes up because you can play them either way. I never once said anything about PS5 exclusives, that was a strawman you imagined. Cross platform is valid deal with it (Bloodborne is still an inferior experience on PC too last I checked). >those are the big budget games you would a get ps5 forNot really. Nobody is dropping that money for exclusives anymore, since by your own admission most are slop. You get it because it does the job well enough and don’t want to bother with the headache of being a PCuck when you’re a functioning human being. Even if it were, the majority of games out there are available for all platforms barring early alpha/beta slop which will likely eventually make it to PS5 anyway, so it’s still not like your options are limited to those. >big differenceNope. Valve owns those games, not you. Same exact thing. Yes, you buy them, but it’s still theirs to do with as they please. That’s how licensure/platforming works. >valve is a much more trustable company Hahahaha I can tell you genuinely believe this shit too you sorry bastard they’ve both done scummy shit and will continue to do so you just turn a blind eye to one because you’re biased and don’t like having your illusion torn away >copeNot an argument. Nor one I made for that matter. Dilate faggotTake your meds you deranged lunatic people saw you got your anus stretched open and called it out accordingly deal with it and don’t reply to me again with more raped jeet diatribe I won’t read
^the raped
>>564705173>>564705441sorry, i'm not saying scholar is bad
happy for you or sorry that happened
>>564705554reddit
>>564704920Oh yeah? Explain how trish can 6 bar and wipe to lion if it's that easy
>>564705715She was playing Undertaker? Proved my point award.
>>564703893Because he thought it would revive in one hit.
>>564705242He wasn't on dsg thoughbeit
>>564705929Don't talk about yourself deviljeet
>>564706043I love melimeli
>>564705512>I never once said anything about PS5 exclusives>Nobody is dropping that money for exclusives anymorethanks for admitting ps5 a worthless console im glad we can come to this agreement 2 hours later after you got done patching up your gaped brown asshole
No new thread? O_o
>>564706209
>>564706417Me in the middle but with Hyetta instead of Ranni the bitch
>>564705761You're right I got it confused with him wiping to Depths 4 Gnoster.
>>564706529trash is bad with any character
>>564706529her*
The rothchilds are preventing you from having this
>>564706913sovl
>>564706529While checking the archives I have discovered trish posting during the 6 bar undertaker run begging shifty to use defeating enemies lineshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/557694336/#557746538
>>564706913corny
>>564706270Sent that consolefag flying well done victory is rightfully yours
>>564706969>>564702291>>564701515What kind of loser digs up dirt on anons in the archives like that? He must have no life.
>>564707271because it's good to remind people who the thread shitters are
>>564707271because xhe is a loser xhimself and needs to deflect
I miss Bryn
>>564703386Sorry bro 1bar is too hard
>>564706370>>564707810>>564707810>>564707810
>>564701940you sound terminally online
