Previously: >>564571572>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
which uma would let me cum between her tits?
this thread will be six seven
2567
>>564613049Suzie
post buono
>>5646130587 and I rape this anon 6 and I sic Mob umas onto him
Umapyoi
yknow, maybe I did enjoy screaming at him....
Pace or Late Original Oguri for CM13?
I will get spooked by jordan during the cheer bannerI WILL
>>564613152I laughed audibly at this post
>>564612989SIX SEVEN
>>564613067>67
>>5646130587 and shiraioki kills you in a house fire
are we rolling on the cheerleaders banner? I can't afford it...
what killing global with MANTBLAZER part of cygames' plan?
>>56461298967 WAHEYYYY WAHEYYYYYYY
just chill out
>>564613217Opera O with my balls
>>564613273Only if Nature and/or Halo gives you a boner.
>>564613217opera would udo this but only to ayabe because doto told her ayabe secretly finds it extremely funny (she doesn't)
>man i cant believe i lost, lets check their uma/deck>fuku+ntr+finmo mlb'dim crying
have you guys ever actually tried doing an urara career in MANTit's not very fun, if you can believe it
>>564613152More dahby memes pls
check this out
>>564613152Danchou...
>>564613152He'll come back surely...
Digitan LOVE
Were all betting on Wonder Dean for the Dahby right?
>>564613273Yes obviouslythis was decided before global even launched when I bought the cheer Neicha fig
>>564613276it's called natural selection, retardyou throw an entire population into extreme circumstances, and whoever makes it out alive is the superior species
>>564613362>_2FFAAAAAAH
>>564613351They both do, I have cummed to Halo's ass and Natie's umanko dozens of times I'm a healthy male.
>>564613152the accident wasn't your fault...
>>564613368No need to rush. I bet there will be plenty of Derby memes being made when the real life Derby is upon us soon.
>>564613068>>564613164>Jordan
>>564613362nice link
>>564613484what are you selecting forbeing unemployed?
>>564613273I got 50 tickets for it, I'll get them both no more than that
>>564612398desu wa
>>564613595it's for mental illness
palma wife
>>564613528>derby is next week
>Tanks the double dominator and still beats XOguriThe power of having a big head don't mind Seiun Sky
>McFat gets promoted because she's Sundayman's best friendFucking nepotism
>>564613362
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SUGOOOOOIIIII
>>564613152My fucking sides
>>564613362firefox did it again..
>>564613673Only 2 weeks left, then you can finally roll on her.
>>564613971best cow
>>564613971Your number one rapist
I ruined my fucking life
>>564613673>>564613893palmer gets free pulls right?I am not going to pull for her, maybe I will get her in one of the free pulls.
What's that site that lets you listen to solos of songs? Or make your own mashups with different vocalists?Didn't realize the thread was old
>>564614221https://snep.pw/uma/mixer
>>564614221youtube
>>563299847An update for you, Morning Coffee (sire - Maruzensky) has retired after her 9YO season and will become a broodmare. She has won 30 races in 45 starts, among them 19 G1s, 9 G2s, and 1 G3. her final placement stat is 30-7-3-5. Over the course of her career, she has earned 1 918 760 000 Yen. During her career she was awarded the title of "Best European Long-Distance Horse" in the years 1987, 1989 and 1990.
>>564614373>9YO seasonholy hag
is it true that sipping the sweat from your shirt can help you re-hydrate slightly when playing sports?
>>564613551in english, doc?
>>564614482sweat has a lot of salt that makes you dehydrated more gwo
>>564614373Jesus Christ this horse would’ve been legendary in real life.
>>564614158nakadashi while kissing non-stop
Forgot to buy the monthly pack award
>>564614608w-where's her shorts?
I love this artist and if he ever stops drawing I'm killing myself then everyone
>>564614694doesn't it still work retroactively?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564614608I want to have sex and my head held and stroked
>>564614275Thanks
Man I still can't get used to the daylight savings shit, finished my daily jerk off session and it's still another 30 mins till the new day starts
>>564614803golshi would do this
Tomorrow
Place your bets on polyumarket, will he login today?
>an xOguri won every single CM race today
>there is an alternate world where the designers didn't give Ryan that stupid hair >she's a gorgeous muscle girl who loves romance and shojo>she is romance-coded and for (You)>she becomes one of the most popular charactersIsn't it sad, Ryan?
>Natie has NSM built in
>>564615014muscle girls are hated anyway troon
>>564614482
>>564615081AND dominator.
>>564615096Nature is so in love that she would let you do this
>>564615081i want to build a baby in her
>>564615096you can't post that
>>564615096O-Oi
>>564615096is that
>>564615081I'm looking at her built in NSM right now
>>564615096
>>564615096imagine....
>>564615096>sorry trainer, anon forgot to put on a rubber again
>>564614867No problem, bro. Now make some cool mixes with it to show to the class.https://files.catbox.moe/uezrwl.mp3
>>564615096oissuuu
Gold Ship is a natural villain if they ever do a serious anime of the early 2010s as a generation
How do I cope if I want to run Natie
>you fuck nature before a race >she does a peace sign and races with cum dripping down her legs >*I* fuck Nice Nature a day before the satsuki sho in erauma >she becomes schizophrenic Okay sure, whatever
>>564615416It's right there. You know what to do.
>>564615416borrow tickezo
You guys are seriously the most pathetic general I have ever come across. "Weow he posted porn weoooooow I'm such a virgin I've never been laid!!!" Seriously not even Azur Lane General is this fucking bad. Glad I'm leaving this piece of shit general forever.Cya.
>>564615096Would Natie run like this?
>>564615416OYL isnt worth it atm anywaystick to slicksurge
>>564615416DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBIIIIIIII
>>564615096Finally, sex
>>564615416DAAAAAAAHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYYYYYY
Making last minute aces, is radiant star any good for fronts?
>>564615654It's good for everyone but the XOG
>>564615654it's bad for everyone
>>564615654it's okay for everyone
>>564615654if you have no better things to buy, buy itit's just expensive and uncontrollable
>>564615793This one
>Special Week game icon replaced by Gold ShipIt's over special bros.
Special Week will be back.
Special Week?GolShi Week.
>>564615571Ace is... wife material? I thought she would be my best bud and comrade for life.
can't wait for +5640
CM13 to pass the time until the day starts98455800
>>564615654I like it because of its gamba nature when it can still be useful even at the less optimal timings
>>564615936Licking Shichi tummy
>>564616127She will scream and call the Uma police on you.
>>564616056>wife material>best bud and comradeWhat is the difference?
>>564615936R A P E
>>564615521Lol
>rolling for aces>rolling for parentsit all doesn't matteryou MUST roll who you like
>>564616201Don't care. The police can't un-lick her tummy
Go away Spechud this is my game now
>>564616056>>564616232I have a strong compulsion to field a Rudy-CB-Katsuragi CM team when the time comes
>>564616295Where is your Yaeno, then?
>>564616195just 2 more years
>>564616232One of them doesn't have our marriage certificate hanging above our shared bed.
>>564616195Still looks like a frail girl who would cry during sex and be super jealous. I haven't read her story or know anything about her at all btw.
>>564616405>roll for who you like
>>564616281*gets slick surge from Akikawa*Now what?
>>564616106nobody joined
>>564616405I don't like her
>>564616476I would Obey this Master
>>564616535Can I join with my CM12 aces
>>564616405yaenoreadingcomprehension
>>564616535sorry bwo but after getting my ass beat in public rooms I have to completely remake my aces
>>564616535Sorry anon, I don't want to open the game until reset
>>564616610If you wanna test them, it's probably gonna fill up cause I made it public tho
>>564616368I will call you based when that happens.
>he rolled for Bamboo Memorylollmao even
>>564616535I'm gonna start making my aces todayYou should too after the patch update
>>564616526>>564616539That’s not true.
>>564616702Say no more
>game full of hot uma wives>thread full of cute, funny Anons with juicy cocks and perfect handsI love this hobby so much.
>>564616535>implying I have aces to join with
>>564616829bwi your cm1 aces???
>>564616816Don't use Teio for your shitposts.
>>564616535gwochacho i'm still parent farming
Woah cool she got nimble, firm, glittering, 3* front corners. Didnt get groundwork, nimble, dodging danger, saavy, spirit wit though.
JUSTICE FOR GUTS
>>564616535mant moment
>>564616923Haha, yeah, shitposts. Who would genuinely want an /uma/ bf after all...
>>564617047dia and kita is such a great duo
>>564617047isn't kita's skirt too short? I can almost see her ass
>>564616106Results, too lazy to post the umas but Med S Maru went from 3rd to 1st beating my Med A Fronts. Med S feels really important but everyone probably knows that already
OHAYOU
Hello friends!!
>>564617047>not even from the same genWhy did they pair up these two again?
NEW DAY
>>564617185>Teio went from 4th and a huge gap to a slight gap because of duelingAt least now I know guts WILL work next CM
>740k retentionso comfy
Kami Oshi + Auto Select wins again
it's a new day fellas
>>564617185I'm lowkey bothered by the idea of front heavy lobbies to happen in the actual CM for the first time in 13 CMsDoes everyone have Maru/Chocobo?Or is it going to be a Golshi fest as foretold by witgod?
>>564617296literally just the jockey connection
MAMBROS ATE ALL THE. SHOES AGAIN!!
>>564617354Is it finally slowing down and stop surging ever since MANT started?
>>564617145she doesn't work out for nothingyou should admire her glutesgive it a little slap and spreadsqueeze it a littlefinger the holes too if you can
next CM will be worse
yosh! ikuyoooooooo- AACCCKKK
>>564617469Kita, stop posting on UM4chan
>>564617434yea, but it might have been due to racing festival. But it does feel like 750k is the retention soft ceillingat least until the next batch of cards come out and people roll again
If I dont have V Bobo, who should I run as a 3rd front runner between Daiwa, Bobo (not V), and Suzuka?
>accidentally skipped japan cup for 20 witretard award
>manager>taiki_no_no.gifI'm not rolling for Ines if she's NTR coded
>>564617282hello tanukiposter
>>564617646daiwa desubobo is ok but I think her ult doesn't complement an angling track
>>564617646Suzuka
>>564617729She works part time in a shop you porn diseased freak
>>564617415and I’d DO IT AGAIN!
>>564617671cygames casually gave her one of the most bleak backgrounds
Gwos...
>>564617729>Uma that does part-time jobs>anon hears manager (from one of those jobs)> Immediately thinks about how some random man fucks his traineeanon...
wtf
>>564617185Man are we moving from >XOGURI WINS LOLto >MARU WINS LOL
>>564617409I think if it's only 2 Fronts backliners have a better chance of winning but if there's 3+ good Fronts Fronts will be better.idk about Golshi though, feels like running Dober or Ryan will be better
>>564617848fuck Mambo danchou I hate him
>>564617739
>they made the ugly girls share a roomwhat did john tracen mean by this
>>564617824
>>564617930but everyone loves MaruShe was also never on banner so you won't see her that muchand training fronts unironically takes effort
>>564617409doing some lobby testing has led me to believe it'll be fronts winning almost every race. And that was before they added medium speed eater....
>>564617185is S Maru worse than Maru for this CM
>>564617848Watch him just log in right before the position gets automatically removed again
But what if I use SMaru with inherited Red Shift?
spark reroll when?
>>564617996I think anus fujin is cute
>>564613152mambros absolutely undefeated in original comedy
>>564618073>training fronts take effortUnless that front is called Maruzensky.She's the best uma in the game for career.Any Maru trainer is based anyway.
>*duels you*oh cool my first flower win
>>564618150you know spark reroll changes the entire thing right? not only blues? unless you pay the umapass obviously
>>564612989>>564607074>>564608284Us danchous need their rest too or we'll go crazy. I'll make it up to you guys during Goldship week
>>564618143that'd be very strong, yes. I did that in Leo or somethingshe whiffed angling and procced red shift still and got a neck 2nd
>>564617987i would punch them so hard in the face that the shattered glass would perforate their eyeballs
>>564617691My autistic grandaughter is so cute.
Is there races that guarantee or have higher chances of Kale drink? I read the strategy was to do only races and get all training done in Summer. I do that then I noticed I was ending run loaded with weights and megaphones, now I hit 15 days before end of year and I do only training to burn all my items.
>>564617729Porn addiction's final boss? This anon
um why does the game have a goldSHIT icon now
>>564613697>Big head blocking HOguri Based
where is goldshi mode
>>564617729This is peak brainrot right here
C A U T I O N
>>564618615GOLSHI GAME
>>564613276Of course
>>564614987Maybe he's busy playing the new chapters of the Oka Sho winner Star Anise.
>>564618332DANCHOUUUU COME BACK PLEAAASSE
I'm not fucking doing ace careers on MANT with golshi mode, niigata is already hard enough
>>564618332Are most danchous in contact with each other?
Having to run tens to hundreds of careers for a meta uma just makes you apathetic to her.
>>564618928>he doesn't know about the danchocord
>>564618765what's the similarity between these 2
>just queue at daily reset bro!!
>>564618928Fuck no, I'd never talk to other danchous they're probably as mentally ill as me.
me and my wife Daiwa Scarlet
>>564619030no shame in being retarded anon
>>564619012umas that make you feel danger despite their gentle demeanor
>>564619030if you are targeting the weakest time frames and still job then I'm gonna have to hold your hands when I tell you this anon...
>>564619083I looked up her height and she's only 5'6 kek
ummm uhhhhhhhhhh
>>564619157>hold your handsK-Kyaaa...
I NEED to motorboat Ines Fujin
>>564619116grass would neverit is unbecoming of a real model japanese lady
>>564619030but that is the same time people wake up to log in for dailies you tard
Kitasan please give me +3 hints on Curvature
>>564619302in public
Round one really gives a false sense of how good my uma are.
>>564619303which is also the correct time to queue if you want shitterspeople who sweat should already done their CMs for that day
>>564619213the average japane woman is like 140cm
>>564618928what happens when 2 danchous fall in love but their clubs have different ranks
>>564617354I'm right at 740k gwo Gonna get demoted for the first time since 2025
>>564619157the weakest time frames are full of UG niggas? how do the strongest look like?
>>564619479>The story of AlmondLove danchouWhat happened to her? Which club did she jumped to?
Anon.. (You) are the weakest time frame. Everyone's waiting for you to queue.
>>564618928yeah and we make fun of posts like you
>>564619570n-no...I can't fit everyone into my ass...
>>564619479>almondlove implodes>mambodanchou goes MIA on the same dayI'm NOOOTICING
CM start hours is actually the jobber hours now because tryhards are now targeting so-called jobber hours and running into each other.
>>564618306I wanted to get rid of the pink
>>564617354>sitting nice and snug near 765k>still haven't finished updating TT umasFeels good
>>564619157>>564619520>>564619030The best time to queue is 1am ESTGame was filled with A~A+ umas
>>564619479The danchou of the lower ranked club joins the higher ranked club, where he assists with club leadership. Also, the lower ranked club danchou is legally obligated to be the bottom.
>have to upgrade my TT team>have to make my Aries 2 aces >have to make the rest of my Aries 2 aces after CB comes out>have to do golshi mode making runs even more annoying hhhmmmmm see you in 3 months danchou
>>564619645A third club will implode.
>>564619645they're on their honeymoon...
>>564619083*Super Creek
>>564619773Danchou leaving mambo is a net positive in their case
>>564619859This. She even strikes the pose.
>do a run aiming for a better ace>it looks like an unity cup uma
>>564619773We are slowly going up in rank... Last time he went MIA we went from A to A+...
It's over.
my prettiest derby
>>564620057
>>564620057This is why I save my clocks for G1s.
>>564613112Rice wouldn't do that
>>564616195i rabu still in love
I hate debuffer users so much I had to make my own.
>>564620045I would join you mambodacchi, I'm gonna pull 60m this month
>>564619645It's like mark antony and cleopatra.... kino....
>>564620228Not enough power for a late
>>564620257Wrong mambro
>>564620228>I made a debuffer!>made a hybridYour soul isn't fully gone yet. Not until you make an uma who is literally designed to never win.
>>564620057Im actually amazed how some anons are fucking up their clocks when Im using a shit deck
God I wish she was real.
>>564620428she wouldn't fuck you bwo
>>564620415I think it probably has to do with the amount of careers per day you do.
>>564620518Yeah she would
digitan is so molestable
>>564620552Do people kill their careers and go over 10 a day? Thats the only thing I can think that might lead to that. Seriously wtf
>786kwhew, safe for another week. I'm at 185 clocks. At the rate I've been burning em they wont last another month, but the cool thing about lots of runs is they mean lots of bingo cards, which give them to you. I probably need to be stingier with em though.
>>564620619She just wants to sit in the cuckquean chair
>>564620326Dachi means friend bwo
>>564620518she would 100% do enjo kosai
>>564620651some anons are retards who go for the perfect 1 in 1M career run
>>564620738Yeah but someone almost has the same name here
>>564620619Laisu is for molestation. Digitan is for precious loving, and embarrassing her by whispering in her ear how she's the strongest umamusume, far stronger than Doto or Opera O could ever hope to be. You're the greatest, Digitan...
>>564620518Not so fast.
>>564620801If thats the case that would explain it. Since normal playthrough barely dented my stash and were 2 weeks away from reaching 2 months of MANT
German gwos, I heard there was some anime convention a week or two ago (probably AniMuc), and it had an uma cosplayer meetup. I can't find pictures of it though. Has anyone been there?
>>564620428Does being a failed racer carry a stigma in the uma community?
>>564621027Brudi...
>>564621049Being a failure in general is social suicide in japan
>>564621049most umas are jobbers so no, they go to other fields like working on farms and being cops or whatever horses do
thoughts on vivlos
>>564621267Sexlos
>>564621267seems like a slit who will do anything for 50 bucks
>>564621120*Gwudi
>>564621267Charles
>>564621267bvilt for enjo kosai
>>564621310fuck does she need 50 bucks for doesn't she have a rich ass family
>>564615416borrow Sirius Symboli to get From the Brink if you really want a gold accel. it has the same proc conditions and same effect as OYL anyway, just with 0.3s less duration
>>564621267copied doto's :3
>>564621456Some rich girls do sex work only to feel like a cheap whore it's not the money is the act of getting cheap money in exchange for sex.
>>564621550I'm a rich girl and I do this.
https://x.com/amaxa58700/status/2047664502142021863/
>>564621679can i get your discord
>>564621267sloptuber ruined it for me
>this CM>a bunch of shit you need for XOguri and 2 debuffers to cheese a win>next CM>WitGOD: lol just get Golshi and slap Red Shift on that bitch, ez win
funni horseshttps://youtube.com/shorts/4tftez0GgYo
>>564621678Seiun Sky should be kept away from Nishino Flower.She cannot be trusted.
Fuck you Tazuna you always do this I'm not saving 300 coins in the case you give me the stupid hat here.
>17 years old
>>564616232>wife is also your best friendIs this the best case scenario?
>>56462188417, season 10
>>564621869Just do that G2 the last day of summer
>>564621884>17 years old
Guys I think I love Tap Dance City.
>>564621902Only if your bestie/wife is a tomboy because why the FUCK would a regular woman be your best friend
>>564621884someone explain to me Ramonu's personality.
Bro
>>564622071The girl next door?
>>564622082i like racing lol
>>564622082she REALLY likes racing
>>564622082she's racist
>>564622115Bro!
Why were you staring at Super Creek, /uma/?
>>564622125Which umas are girl next door tier? Other than Buena Vista.
>>564622276Nice Nature??
>>564621783Sorry, even I have SOME standards.
Which Umas would be willing to eat your ass?
>>564622276Curren is a modern day girl next door
>60% on day 1late g-g-goombling...
>>564622230I-I w-wasn't staring!
Does anyone remember what the exchange rate for unspent carnival points to monies was last time?It's 2000 CP for 1000 monies from the shop, but I was wondering if I could get a better deal by holding on to them.
>VistaImaginehttps://exhentai.org/g/2210667/911cef1450/
>>564617282Hi
>>564622071>not only does she need to be your best friend>she must also be a tomboythe odds are nigh impossible>>564622142>>564622167>>564622203Thats it? All umas like to race, did cygays just get lazy. No interesting plotline with trainer, or her story at all
>>564621934At that point, I'm willing to stoop down to having a 27 year old gf as long as she's relatively sane
>>564617282Hey
>>5646225501 money for 1 point.Use them.
>>564621267I would fuck Ms. VF and make Charles raise my baby
>>564622595Man I can't date a woman that's at least 30. Women in their 20s still have no concept of what the real world is like, nothing has ever beaten them down and shown them reality and the way they act shows it.
>>564622546Ikr? She and her busty friends are always the ones staring, not me.
>>564622463Curren is the girl next door but she's a 17 years 11 months old girl and you're 35.
>>564622276aside from very obviously MY loving wife Nice Nature, the browife counts i think? she's the other childhood friend along with Bue
>>564622843INFERTILE SEEEEEEEX
>>564622860Ojii.
>>564622843me on the left
>>564622860Yeah but she told me she's 18. In fact she told me she's 19.
ningen fucker
Lei Papale has given birth to a healthy colt at Northern Farm!Lei Papale is one of the few great-grandchildren of Winning Ticket.The dam has a dignified air about her and is a figure respected by other mothers and foals in the paddock. She doesn't interfere excessively with her foal, but maintains an appropriate distance while keeping a close eye on him and looking after him properly.Perhaps taking after his mother, the foal also has a strong sense of independence and a robust personality; his nickname is 'Papa-bo'.She has a calm temperament yet fulfils her role as a mother admirably, and is very cooperative with the staff—a truly dependable mum.Sire: Lord Kanaloa Dam: Lei Papale Born 29 March – Colt
>>564622586no, she REALLY likes racing. She's obsessed. Think about dahby but with every race
Will you hire this uma?
Yae
>>564622552benjamin neightanyahu took this away from me
>>564617848why do you niggers make a casual club A+ then complain when the leader is casual
>>564623130I can't get hired myself after two years
>jukebox starts playing the mejiro anthem
>>564623012Great more cry babies
You are not immune to propaganda
>>564622997Ningen abs…
>>564623223We only complain because it's fun
>>564622843
>>564623332I need a good EC card so no, I'm not
>>564623223Mambo isn't a casual club, retard
>>564623052obsessed 'haha funny' or batshit crazy
>10 runs a month isnt casual
my oshis are oguri cap (happy holidays), grass wonder (end) and agnes tachyon (end)
>>564623223I mean he’s breaking his own written rules (again) kek, that’s really just it. That said I find it hilarious that his club unironically performs better whenever he’s not around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzdbG4ZkP0o
>>564623332Indeed, I am not immune
>>564623454she shits on rudolf because she became the funny grandpa instead of racing more
>>564623527So uhhhh how long do we have to wait until he's dethroned? Is it a week?
>>564623487That's "doesn't play the game" tier. Casual is like 5 runs a day
>>564623130I will hire this umamusume.I will hire this umamusume.iwhillwhirethisiumamysume
>>564623246
mr propaganda looks like THIS? I'm skipping...
>>564623662anime vs manga propaganda
>>564623628Casual is 1 run a day which is what about 77% of the playerbase does. (Well, 0-1 is 77%, ignoring players inactive for more than 3 days)Don't be stupid anon. Most of us have family, jobs, other games, etc. I have a kid to take care of...
I am skipping Ines even though she is very erotic
Accept propaganda
>>564623628You need to seek employment
>>564623223he's been killed... you know ((who)) did it...
erm... this is not what the hoguri propaganda said was supposed to happen
>>564623332I'm going to pull for her, although I have terrible luck on uma banners and I know I'll have to go to pity. It's the CB propaganda posts which have done this to me. I hope you're happy.
>>564623012I remember watching with /uma/ when she gave contrail his worst race everthe real fun thing was chikezo was still alive>>564623276they aren't crybabies like chikezo
sorry ines but my GOAT is right after you
>>564623628>Casual is like 5 runs a day
>>564623332Yes. I will pull for CB Tell me she is strong
>>564623628>this is what sweepyniggers actually believe
>>5646236042 weeks
>>564623916best end closer until orfevre i believe
>trade shoes>be somewhat active>don't burn out before Almond Eye is addedAlmondLove is recruiting. Join now :)
Anus Fujin
reminder that just 2 copies (1LB) of wit CB makes her better than every wit card currently except FMyes, that's how bad they are
>>564624042dont call her that
ines fujin's tits are so fucking fat i want to roll but i can't
>>564623916>>564624013to elaborate, her unique is straight up anchor's aweigh but better, and she has encroaching shadow built inso yeah she's fucking strong
>>564624013>best end closer>can't use the card specifically made for end closershuh
I'm running 2 late 1 pace next cm, what parents should I make? I don't have dober btw
>>564624040>don't burn out before Almond Eye is addedUuuuh AlmondLove danchou?
>>564624182like gold ship she doesn't need daring strike and actually it can do more harm than good
>forgot today is the first day>lost to an UG double dominator xOguri by 1/2How did you fare anons?
>>564624219you can cope with Ryan and OG Maru (if you have her) for parenting and borrow Dober parents
>>5646243500%
>>564624350kys
HER GAME NOW
niggas actually posting their xoguri stats
>>564624101Not true
>>5646243500 0 3 0 i qualified but getting 0/40 in round 2 is a real possibility
>>564624163>her unique is straight up anchor's aweigh but betterIf people switch from using GoldSHIT to CB in CM will that make Goldshi soulful or will her soulless status remain?
>>564624452are you stupid
>>564624350>le humble brag
>>564624452now use a training calculator instead of vibe guessing from card stats
>>564624552>vibe guessingOr you could just do the math. It’s not complicated.
>muh tierlists
>>564624452the speed and SP bonuses mog all the competition alone
>>564624101But cockballer doesn't give you taking the lead or on your left
>>564624552>now make the game a chorenyo
>>564624642okay well posting raw stats basically means nothing unless you're showing that two cards are the same except for one or two things
best end closer is sweepy tho
>>564624101the skill point bonus gives her way more longevity than our other current wit cards but her issue is only having 5% race bonus. also 5% training effectiveness is weaksauce when both FM and NN have 15%
>>564623246same bwoits just gonna get worse
Woah, people sure are salty today. CM went that bad huh?
is sadpanda down for anyone elsei just get a blank screen
shes not bad
>>564624364No one else? What should I do to build them decently? I don't really have that many good parents to use as grandparents and I'm basically relying on borrows for the other. Just gather skill hints?
>>564624785>muh TE
>>564624821Are you logged in by any chance
>neeeeeeeeeee>againI always play muted but I get the appeal of racing over 5 times in a row
>>564624798I had a final interview recently where they showed me around the lab, made me wear a labcoat and meet all the staff and showed me how to do the job and how everything works. The next day they gave the job to someone else.
>>564624101I'm so sick of having my best wit card be Agnes Tachyon
wow 70% of CB's art on danbooru is all from 1 guy
uwaaaaaah dahby
>>564624983That's kinda fucked up ngl
>>564625024hes based
>>564624742No, you can do the math with those numbers and see that the claim the anon made was blatantly untrue.
>>564624821works on my machine
DARB
>>564625024he is her strongest soldier
I still havent used my selector tickets lmaoShould I just waste em on Super Creek? I already have mlb finemo, and kitasan
>>564624983its over for us labcels
>>564625036It was also a temp job and I have a MA
you want te on a speed card so they can boost your wit click bwo, diminishing returns
>>564625024undefeated oshi warrior
>>564625259Also blatantly untrue. TE is a multiplicative stat.
>>564623454We are talking about "I like racing -> Torena is part of racing -> I like Torena" levels of racing autism, She also constantly speaks in double meaningsIf you wanted to introduce a new concept to Ramonu you would compare it to something racing-related.
>>564625259retards hyperfocus on TE for some reasonmy theory is that it's because they're working backwards from to figure out why finemo is so heavily shilled and seeing relatively big TE number therefore TE must be super importantactually the answer is that she's just not that good lmaoTE will become a lot more important after GL when you actually want to click on facilities besides speed/wit a lot though
>>564624983same shit happened to me a couple of times. basically worked for free 2 hours, left with a good impression, then got rejected the next day because of bullshit reasons working as a cook is pure misery especially if it's a busy place
>later card is more powerful than earlier cardbig if true
>>564625374lmao no only friendship is multiplicative
forever my kingu
>>564625309My beautiful wife...
???all modifiers are multiplicativewtf are you talking about
friendship is multiplicative with each other te gets added up together before the multiplication. one is exponentially strong the other is shit
So, who is pulling for the Throne?
Kraut hours are for gaslighting.
>>564625374as in it multiplies your gains, yeah, but by adding your total TE together firstfriendship bonus is the only stat that is fully multiplicative
>>564625539There's a reason why chefs try their fucking best to stop being a professional chef and write books and do tv instead
only judging a card by its TE is a sign of having 0 game knowledge, just say you fell for the speed NTR gaslight and move on
did you guys fail mathorder of multiplication does not matter
>>564625438Incredibly based.
>>564624921just fish for relevant medium, pace, and late hints, especially the accel ones (Head-on, Slick Surge, Take the Chance)some other good white skills are Playtime's Over, Uma Stan, Slipstream, Tail Held Highi never do parent farming so i'm not the most qualified for advice but i'm just saying what i know
>>564625746I am. An Oguri poster told me its the best upcoming banner
>>564625872which number is bigger(100% + 15%) * (100% + 15%)or100% + 15% + 15%
>>564625801https://youtu.be/lhztYzvv4esYour oshi is next
>>564624983If it makes you feel any better, my sister got a job in just 5 days and starts the next Monday while I haven't gotten a call back in 3 years
I don't remember /uma/ ever discussing about the game. Did /v/ma finally join us?
>>564625968>what if i make up a completely different scenario then>what then HUH???
>>564625746It is a must pull banner, after all.
>>564626078They aren’t discussing the game. They’re just making up shit.
>>564625991besides eating with your fuckin hands and having the dogs out right next to the food doesn't look too bad
Explain to me like I'm a retarded 5-year old why a Front skill like Red Shift is good on an EC like Golshi
>>564626078avatarniggers are currently busy picking coconuts so we can actually talk about the game for a while
so uuhhhh are yall bringing creek for taurusthe 15 TE and 10 RB looks juicymy uma has no innate recovery
>>564623223Its the most hardcore casual club out there, friendo.
>>564626141red shift is not a front skill, it works from 1st to 5th place, you could say redshift and past and beyond are about the same skill
>>564625914i somehow forgot Nimble Navigator (probably the most important one of these), try to get it in any way you can
>>564626141Activates in 5th place and is perfectly timed>>564626237Yes, you want a gold
>>564626078>discussing gameThats because everyone here knows how to play the game
>>564626028every single person in my section of the lab was a woman and the supervisor asked if I was comfortable working with all women. One of the girls was also one of the lead's nieces. I'm nyoticing
>>564624513She's soulless lite
getting a job was the worst thing that ever happened to me
Friendship Training Calculation FormulaBase Training + Stat BonusxGrowth Rate BonusxMood(1 + Mood Bonus x Mood Effect) / 100xTraining EffectivenessxFriendship BonusxParticipant Count Bonus
>>564626141In regular races where you have 18 runners it's not because Golshi is not going to be in the top 5 there unless she blitzed forwards early.However in CMs where there's only 9 umas, positions 1-5 covers not only the entire front placing but 2/3 of the middle as well, and it's well within means for Golshi to be at least 5th place out of 9. Especially since Moving Past and Beyond helps push her into 5th place if she isn't there right before activation time.
>>564626141>GWOOOOOOOOOO if ur end surger is 6th by the time late race starts its LE OVER for youuuuu!!! borrow redshit nyooowww!!! pump is le bad! 5th position or le NOTHIIINGGG!!!seriru@VF said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about meta than you do, pal, because he invented it
don't get rid of Mambrodanchouhe's your mascot
>>564626028Employers have been favoring women over men for the past years. You can pay them less.I recently quit, and am in no hurry to get a new job.
>>564626237yeppersspeaking about yeppers, fuck yeppers wit I'm done borrowing that card I'm back to borrowing FineMo
>>564626406No one wants a job. Everyone NEEDS a job.
>>564626141Because it activates on "x or later" so while for fronts and pacers it will activate too early, for lates and ends you can cheat by activating it when it actually matters.
women don't deserve to be in positions of power
>>564626237yes, i MLB'd her with the anni selectors and have no good power cards beyond the SRsusing her is the easiest way to hit my statlines
>>564626579umwhere is your own FineMo?
i never got a job in my life, even when im superior to everyone applying to it just not on resume.
god i wish an umamusume would dominate me and make me their bitch
Where are my NEETbros
>>564625024anything for his oshi
>>564626619No
I just made roasted carrots in my air fryer (tm) and they are pretty tasty with a cottag cheese/parsely dip
>>564626721I MLBd Super Creek.
>>564626663that's the usual Mejiro trap
I like my job because it doesn't follow me home, when I clock out I clock out.
>>564623628Don't jest, I do 2-3 runs when I really feel like playing the game
>>564626028>>564626379Unrelated but I'm wondering if the whole feminist push has basically made it impossible to get a job as a guy. I feel bad for the Zoomies. Just NEVER fucking join the MilitaryGood luck anons and hope the CM goes well for you at least
goshi niggas when they realize every other back niggas have daring strike in taurus and she no longers go below 6th place anymore
>>564626815for me it's air fryer broccoli (toss in olive oil and salt first)
>>564626951women are basically oblivious to their own privilege. even worse they gaslight themselves to believe they are worse off than manlets
>>564626970>but the other back nigga is Taishin and that bitch is getting blocked
>>564626951I did join the military but got injured
>boot up the game>gold ship
>>564626663
somehow i cant accept that golshi is an irl satsuki sho winner
>boot up r34>gold ship
>>564626028Women basically get jobs for free, some of the dumbest and laziest women I had in my Uni class all got decent jobs faster than some of the competent men.And I mean copy pasting off wikipedia or having their Mom do their presentation levels of lazy.It was rigged from the start
>>564626951>Just NEVER fucking join the MilitaryEh, I did 22 years in the Navy. I still remember them promising me I'd see the world travelling on ships, adventure and all that shit. I never once served on a ship my entire career, they had me as an MP guarding bases the whole time. In some ways I felt profoundly ripped off even if I was basically getting paid to stand around.
>>564626951>Just NEVER fucking join the Militarymaybe if you are an europoor. Best decision I ever made
>>564627302Nigel Cheese? Is that you?
>>564626028I know who you are
>>564627220That's cool bro which uma do you thinks smells the best?
>>564627302>I did 22 years in the Navy>this anon is at least 40 years oldoh baby
>>564627041Sweepy would never say that!Is it good? I like roasted carrots, bc they taste like sweet potato fries
I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB MY CHEM DEGREE IS USELESS
>>564627150Sorry Ramonu, I love my license too much to lose it
Is it depression hours? Because I'm feeling depressed.>t. cs fresh grad who hasn't found a job for a whole year
is taiki good for cm13
>>564627454its over for you bud. genuinely
>boot up /uma/>off-topic dog shit
>>564627302how many women have you raped? Ain't that the only thing you guys do out there.
>highest stat is power>most bubbled popped were wit>burning spirit spdI hate unity
I'm an engineer in the pharma sector with a good paying job.
i love blogposting hours because it feels like yall are my bros...
>>564627435if you like broccoli there is no better way to cook it, and i think even people/umamusume who don't normally like broccoli (because they're used to mushy steamed crap) would like it done that way
>>5646274541 year and half here, just find some extra small jobs on the meantime if you want money
>>564626951If I have a job as a zoomer male does that mean I'm a woman?
>I sent 1 (uno) job application recently>immediately got a call>hey can you start working next month >3x minimum wage, 4x actually because night shiftI hate having skills that bots or women can't replace.
This is my favorite time of day because there are no avatarfaggots here telling me how their fruitcart job pays for their crippling gachaaddiction
>>564627124>>564627302Least you guys are out. I'm worried of powers that be using a male unemployment to push military recruitment so they have more cannon fodder for greatest ally. Better to be a NEET playing gacha games then dying in the desert
>>564627212https://files.catbox.moe/29rk2r.jpg
>>564627619"The skill type (stat) is your highest team stat rank."
>>564627302oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery
>>564627713its not skill its meme experience on the resume
>>564627302to be fair, the idea that you'd be seeing the world if you had gotten on a ship was also a lie.
Oh no!
>>564627698man i love rulership
>>564627760Excellent, shit I can't controlI unironically prefer MANT over this shit
>>564627716I'm gonna have to start sucking off /uma/nons for 5 dollars a cock at this rate
>>564624452Doesn't look great. Why are people nerding about it so much?
>>564627718Well there's a reason they made AI to quit literally hunt newgrads and make sure they're never employed. Tech jobs are dead
Botters still exist? Their software was updated to MANT?
>>564627859bro the skill is a meme skill, you dont need it
imagine being posted on hormuz and you died because iran bombed the ship you are on bruh
https://youtu.be/TjPhzgxe3L0
Can someone post that good support cards list picture
>>564627579This post smells Vietnamese
>>564626578yeah I've been unemployed for about two and a half years. just live on my investments. cleared 240k last year. no more humiliation ritual for me, thanks
>>564627898anon look at the LB
>>564627990
>>564627920they're still boting Aoharu bro
>>564627417You do not, fuck off danchou
>go to the pool with the bros and senpai for once>slip while entering the pool multiple times >end up with my body aching instead of relaxinguma musume
>>564628075ok and? I looked at it MLB my side. Seems good but not something to totally freak out about
>>564627441sweep-san we need to cook
MINNA
>>564628050I wish I could be you... I had to move across the country back to my parent's house because tech mass laidoff
>Graduate>Have some job interviews during the first two months>Fail the final process because I have no references or experience>The job market fucking collapses and there are no jobs for months and counting>Still unemployedI hate my fucking chud trainer life, but at least I can do 5 MANT runs daily!
>>564628149who is totally freaking out about it
>>564628075The LB is what the anon said it would be better than all other wit cards at
>>564628094>botters brag about botting everyday until mant's release>suddenly there's 0 bot bragging and only "aoharu aces are just as good!" copium and "mant is shit" doompostingI'M NYOOOOOOOTICING
>>564627815Also tbf, I wasn't really just "standing around". Being a Master-At-Arms means I have to actually perform the duties of a police officer just in a military setting, so in reality I was mostly filling out a lot of paperwork. >>564627427I'm sorry Curren-chan, I fulfilled my obligation to meet the older vet stereotype and married a younger filipino woman. You're too late, the gout diagnosis is inevitable.
>>564628257every anon I made up in my head
>>564624983I had the same experience a few months ago. Figured I had the job in the bag because the interviews went extremely well and the guy finished them by showing my around the whole building, meeting my future colleagues and whatnot.5 days later he told me that someone else got the job. Since he was so nice and we got along well, I asked for feedback on what I can do better. He said there really wasn't anything, and the other person just had more experience. It would've been a very well-paying position too.
>>564627940nigga, they have no airforcethis has been the most one sided war the US has been involved in
>>564627683Well I like steamed brocolli a lot (I steam it together when cooking rice). I'll try that tomorrow and defrost some brocolli for it. Thanks for the tip.>>564627858Me too
>>564628218oh I live with my parents, too. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to invest as much. makes things much cheaper
>>564627858she a cute
>>564628252I'm glad we're all unemployed newgrads and racing horse girls together
>>564628216hoeh?
man it is odd that eishin flash suddenly has so many genmates
>>564627907I got a tech job right before AI became a thing and I'm so cooked if I ever get laid off
I will eat your vegetables for you as long as they're not tomatoes and cabbage.
>>564628252there are, just not for you. you get filtered by roastie hr who know nothing about the job.
>>564628308>and the other person just had more experienceI hate this catch 22 bullshit so much. >need job for experience>need experience for job
>>564628252Why dont you work in a horse stable?
>>564628216>>564628454ARIGATOOOOO
I just got hit with a quad dominator. You negroids are shameless.
>>564628308I had a reference in the company so she went to the supervisor and asked "wtf?" and the supervisore said I interviewed excellently the other guy was just older and more experiened (IE would be complacent with the shit temp job and wouldnt want a promotion).
>>564628282>I fulfilled my obligation to meet the older vet stereotype and married a younger filipino womanIf that ain't the American dream I don't know what it is, enjoy your retirement pension and God bless America.
>>564628586nothing personal
Would you guys blow the gay away from Yaeno Muteki?
>>564628601roasties believe too much in resume fluff id mog all of them
>>564627858This is why we don't play with custom rules.
>>564628479A shame it happened so late into the game. Flash's career is void of real rivals. Goldshi shows up once and is a goofy goober and thats more or less it. Did they update her career to include them now at least?
>>564628480I did too but they moved my entire team back to europe when I was the only american on the team so they just made my contract shorter
>>564628260yeah most wit cards are pretty bad until ramonu releases, point is you can get her to 1LB to use as a daring strike brick and you won't really be missing out on much in terms of stats/SPcompare to ayabe which is a literal dogshit card even at MLB and even compared to other power cards
>>564628607Yeah, but that gout is coming, you can feel it. Their food is a lot of pork, a lot of fish, and a lot of beer.
>>564628586Just wait when Summer Goldship is out that would be 8x dominator
My favorite schizoposting is when retards reply thinking it's danchou when it's obviously not
MANT is so ass you people would rather talk about seeking employment than playing the game
>>564628874signs of a dying general...and a dying gameEOS soon
HOW THE FUCKDO YOU GET 1200 SPEED AND 1K+ IN IWO OTHER STATS
>>564628925RNG
>>564628874If you wait a couple hours there will be avatarfags jacking off their own ego
>>564628870Are you danchou?
>>564628785>Did they update her careeranon they didn't even fix the blatant duramente knockoff in kitasan's career
Did someone say jacking off?
>>564628874Just another month or two bwo.That said talking about employment sends on an anxiety spiral so I'd rather we talk about what games Rulership likes instead of blog posting
>>564628874I'm waiting for TP to go up.
>>564628925Literally, just luck and 5mlb ssr
>>564627676I'm not your bro>>564628925Get lucky and click the damn stats
>>564629052Gold City wouldn't do this, she's a good girl.
>>564628874Just don't easy as
>>564629052Gold city would act like this
>>564629035NEIN.... ;(
>>564628925I don't think it's possible to do it consistently wIth welfare cards. RNG needs to cooperate. Either that or I'm a bad toreena. Maybe both.
>>564628925You did MLB >1 of Bakushin and Biko Pegasus speed cards>1 of Fine Motion and Nice Nature wit cards and borrow the other
>>564629052Shichi did this to me
>>564628874
>>564629162>>564629186Stop, don't encourage it.
https://poal.me/ib6edahttps://poal.me/ib6edahttps://poal.me/ib6eda
>>564628874MANT is very boring. Disabling all racing events makes this game soulless.
>work as a waiter/bartender>go home with $100-150 in tips on weekdays, $200 on Fridays and weekends>with a simple 5 hour shift it's a pretty chill job and with minimum wage this is practically $40 minimum an hour>middle-class neighborhood so the customers are always nice>this is considered too little for zoomers>this is considered beneath zoomersI would like reiterate how much I hate you faggot privileged zoomers.Uma Musume.Tanino Gimlet.
>>564628925Good stat growths (so not stam and guts, maybe 10% power)
>Run THE META meme>Leviathan'd out deck>Still get clapped by the spinster squadAlright, I will admit it. I think I like Air Groove a bit. Just a bit.
>>564629287That sounds perfect. I wish I could work a job like that.
I ate too many roasted carrots, now my tummy hurts
jiggies?
>>564629287who the hell still goes to bars? I can drink more at home plus its cheaper
>>564629287NO ONE EVER SAID IT WAS TOO LITTLE RETARD READ THE ROOM
>>564629637There aren't any drunk girls at home
>>564629598
>>564629287maybe I don't want to be an indentured servant with a master's degree grandpa
>>564629598Stop posting this Maya
>>564629287whats nice about tips is you can just not report it as income too
>>564629638Super Creek was a hero?
>>564629287It's a pride thing.They got memed into college debt so that degree has to pay for itself.
>>564629712another plus, I dont want to hang around whores
You guys are gambling on crypto while being Neets right. No excuse not to be buying around this time
>morons talking about their take home pay wanting more people in their field
>Bad debut year, give up x4 >5th run forced to finish for a daily
Since it's off topic hours, has anybody here visited one of the retirement farms to see the umas irl? How difficult was it to arrange?
The cheerleader event isn't in 5 hours yet right?
i hope all of you lose your jobs
>>564629964finish your first run always retard
Mambö
>>564629287I'd rather larp as an immigrant by working for food delivery apps
How about being a stay-at-home /uma/bf?
>>564630010I wanted to go see Doto when I was in Japan but Hokkaido was just too far out of the way for a 10 day trip with how many other things I wanted to see.
>>564629964How do you have enough energy for 4-5 runs already
>>564630076i'm in desperate need of one of those
>>564629287The funny thing about zoomers is that they're already making fun about the next brain dead generation when they're already a fucking mess.
>>564629964Most active TrackBlazer player
>>564630076>>564630156faggots
>>564630148I recovered the energy>>564630040If the run starts badly, it won't be an ace run. Hence I don't need it.
>>564630076>>564630156Curren WHORE#FalconWasRight
>>564630076>>564630156you freaks are annoying
where can i find anna anons curren porn
>>564629287i'm not pursuing a master's just to be a god damn bartender fuck off retard
>>564629923No, but I'm gambling on Stake. Recently won 95k at slots, so I'm almost a tenth of the way back to breaking even. Lucklets will never understand.
>>564630076The job security of being a stay-at-home anything is abysmal. Completely relying on another person for your daily bread is about the scariest thing in the world.
>>564630030t. lost to my oshi (Oguri Holidays)
>>564630378How much debt?
mods fucking kill the erpers already
>>564630475only 11k
Let's talk about how much we want to fuck Curren Chan, at the same time, instead.
>>564624040>>don't burn out before Almond Eye is addedD-danchou...
can I have a smooch
>>564630604i don't understand tiny helios but i like it
these master fags are actually omega losers, only reason you get one is cause you cant find a job
Finally got my podium finish
>>564630604>he thinks his masters matters when he went to a literal who schoollollmao even
>>564630675nofuck youfaggot (fake)
>>564630675*mmmmmmmmmmmwah*Going straight for the lips this time, so you can't escape again.~
>>564630030I will soon. I can feel it
If I lose my job and I cannot find further employment I will simply end it all
>>564630675Do you deserve a smooch?
>>564630745you're me but with soul
>>564630827>7Congrats on getting neetbucks, Anon.
>>564630712pocket sized joy>>564630765no i go to a state university. my school's older than America. my debts only this low because i have a family willing to help + grants
*smoooches you*
>>564630890your portfolio? your savings?
>>564630795>>564630937>>564630970faggots
>>564630795That's not Belno Light
>>564630890>letting the bastards winYou're better than that
>>564630795oguri does NOT know what sex is
>>564630675Smooch this.
>>564631020ignore themthey're retarded pozzed homos
>cant find job>get masters>cant get job even harder
>>564630890Just embrace it like this anon >>564630827Find luck instead of death
>>564630745>>564630952Both of you are soulless.
Has anyone seen a Seiun Sky win a race? The few ones I've seen have lost to Valentine Bourbon.
>>564631091you can just call them jews
kawakami princessmore like cutecutey princess
>>564631097BASED savage uma!
>>564630030I'll kms myself when AI eventually takes over. I'll livestream it even.
>>564630410but your to-be future wife is basically a stay-at-home though, how can you say that about her
>>564631097*smooooch*
AIIIEEEEEEE
Stallions?
look at all that area to kiss
>>564629923why would you buy now
>>564631416>that speedIt's joever
>>564631217The coalition is much larger than just the Jews. If anything they get too much of the blame and other forces get a free pass.
>>564631217We have the based Jew hating ChiyonoThe cringe Trump hating ChiyonoAnd the faggot Chiyono
>>564631447stallions.
>>564631575Aren't they all the same?
>>564631501There's more are on her large chest...
>>564631521I've never got the event where Slow Metabolism naturally cures so I'm going to keep playing until I unlock that and then abandon.
>>564631575>We have the based Jew hating Chiyono>The cringe Trump hating ChiyonoPretty sure the first one implies the second
>>564631575the plot twist is that they are all the same chiyono
>>564631447>>564631620Horse dong?
why is she so smug
>>564631369S-Shiraoki? I-Is that you?
>>564631664yes they are all the same attention whore
>>564631143A family friend went as far as enrolling in a PhD program to avoid paying off student loans. People taking "life long learner" too seriously.
>>564631664Yes, combined they make the Schizo Chiyono™
>>564631664>>564631721>>564631737one of them is based, the other is cringe and the 3rd is a faggot so they can't be the same
>>564630030Whyyy?
Next thread can we just celebrate Ace's birthday
You could be helping danchou and the club obtain the monthly fan quota but you're here talking about STUPID stuff.
>>564631929it was yesterday
>>564631929I'll do my part.
>>564631513why not, unless you already bought a couple weeks ago
>>564631782the chiyoberus
I ate the whole kilo of roasted carrots
>>564631981My danchou is dead
>>564631781ive seen some success with that meme credential. my sister started work at 30 with a phd but she got a j*b at google hq. her thesis was the most retarded thing ive read too.
>>564631981What quota?
>>564632064what if everything goes lower...
>>564631929>>564631997I will
>>564632098No he's still alive, we've sent you 3 different ransom letters already
>>564631696Here it is.
Can someone who knows the original Japanese script please tell me they didn't translate sakuramochi to pink rice balls
>>564632297I snapped my own neck blowing your guard, sorry I'm dead already
>>564632297And I'm not answering them!
>>564632356pink onigiri are a thing you know
>>564632341SNIIIIIFFFFperoperoperoperopero
>>564631981I'll be doing my part soon enough bwos
>>564632227You buy more gwo, you're not supposed to go all in. Even if you do and it goes down you'll be up in next year anyway
>>564625309STINKY
>>564632426We're not even asking for money any more, we just want you to come pick him up...
you guys are obsessed with the chiyoposter
>>564632736Please don't my body is stained by cum in embarrasing places I don't want my dear clubmates to find my true nature
>>564632958>>564632958>>564632958
>>564632850Nice Nature
>>564632808I'm the only one obsessed with Chiyoposter thought.schizo chiyoposter
>>564628874MANT kind of sucks. Like its fun for a while but once the new scenario scent wears off its just longer and you feel fucking pigeon hole'd on which cards and Umas you use. I can totally see why they didn't make a race scenario (besides the final big one) ever again.
>>564630675*smooch*
>>564630010Haven't done it but I'll do it for my next Japan trip, likely next April~. Possibly January or something though since it's going to be a Hokkaido trip anyway and I ski now so it'd really cover all my bases. I hope Doto survives that long. He does seem quite spry, saw a video of him galloping around the fields the other day.
