Previously: >>564612989>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
jiggies
Tact
I have a combined win rate of 50%. This CM is BULLSHIT.
Remember to not waste all carats on cheerleaders you want to save some for our friendly wagie.
Digitan LOVE
why did they give her the tranny colored ear condom
Kino finish. I was sure Ryan had won, but I'll take it.
Happy birthday!
God I wish Americans were real.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtbmOfiVao
I'm gonna be a nepohire after I graduate instead of being a bum
this thread will be gayer
YAY! Ace OP. Happy birthday!
YOUWILLROLLFORCHEERLEADER KING
Another run with dogshit summers and shops Deck seems to be working though, just need to get some more lucky rainbows on speed so I can click on other trainings more often and then I'll have a really good cm 13 Bobo (I hope)
>>564633165Thread already ruined by the ugliest creature ever created: Agnes Digibarf.
>>564633354I'll do dailies and a single 10pull for them, after that, if I don't get both I'll be a 100% dedicated frontfag
ヤエ
>buy doujin to get sexy pics of favorite uma>get gosling'd instead
>>564633443no one says this bwo
>>564633354I can't afford it so I CAN'T>tickezo.jpg
>>564633354no I won't. I'm also in /uma/club if that matters
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>564633354I won't roll for the lame uma nor the skank uma thank you very much.
>>564633059my daring gf
this game had so much potential...
>>564633640Before or after a bath?
>>564633481which doujin
>>564633209Yeah unfortunately the "real" ones just kinda tend to have all that boobflesh in the belly instead
Anal Fujin has good stat growths and skills on her OG and 2 alts. For a frontrunner she is not bad at all.
>>564633737You had so much potential.
>use 5 clocks with Golshi on Kikuka Sho>all of them 2nd placeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>564633774The bath is my mouth
>>564633940What the hell!
can ya'll stop hosting cm12 lobbies? accept you already lost and start making cm13 loobies
>>564633940
>>564633852you targeted that anon but hit me instead....
>>564633354If my BA pulls are indicative of anything I'll probably get both late into the exchange.
>>564632958Happy Birthday, Katsuragi Ace!
>>564629340Barcode of blessings is one heck of a gaslight
Radiant Star upgrade or Medium corners + Medium Straightaways upgrade instead?
monsieur cock and balls
>>564634208Medium corners and straights
>loses the soul
>>564633885Oh I should also note I got Fast Learner in that run before it was nuked
>>564634117I have many No-Nos of Urara-chan :]
>>564633940heyit's illegal to respost umafans content
>>564633207No joke. My favorite uma song. Her voice is beautiful.
>4 CLOCKS GONE IN AN INSTANTLITERALLY WHAT TVE FUCK IS THIS CURREN ONWORSE THAN VODKA & SUZUKA RIVALS COMBINED-1 BORROW IF SHE APPEARS AS RIVAL
>>564634253Oh I also got firm course menace, do I even bother with that one
>>564633009I've seen this one already posted here a few times but it's too cute not to jig up anywayhttps://jiggie.fun/zfdIxxhttps://jiggie.fun/zfdIxx
>>564633774before, during, afterI want her to remove her boots right after a race, shove her feet in front of my face and say lick it>>564634203he is also running 4 heals + radiant star in that Oguri
>>564634396Firm Course Menace is mandatory.
>>564634382>losing as maruzengwo???
>>564634382
>>564634293
>>564634230If you wanted to be accurate with your french wouldn't it translate to monsieur déjeuner et le diner?
She was 7th just before the last corner and suddenly SURGED to first place. It was umazing!
>>564634442I thought overcapped stats were bad.. is it that good?
Super Creek is serving.
Post umas that you have used to defeat the winter pige. Show me that there is still hope...
>>564634713serving milkshakes
>>564634651would you rather have 1200 speedor 1260 speed
>>564634513MARUZEN MORE LUKE JOBUZENCURREN COMPLETELY DOMINATED
haven't seen anyone mention this but they changed the steam icon to gold ship
>>564634771I would rather have a lovely wife and daughter (both umas).
Friendly reminder that Shiraoki isn't real
seeing lots of rice showers in cm13 lobbiesexplain
>>564634858
>>564634858>he's surprised
>>564634858One tiny step closer to Gold Ship in Smash Bros.
>>564634858they changed it on mobile too
>>564634771Isn't the effectiveness cut by 1/4 right now? Or does that only apply to base stats
>>564634941her unique is a heal and a debuff
>>564634748Just get lucky bro
>>564635031wtf i hate rice shower now
>>564634713She really is.
>>564633787hag
>>564634953>>564634996>>564635013
>>564635208>sloptuber
>>564634713>>564634760Serving paizuri milkshakes* (milkshakes as in shaking your cock with paizuri, and your cum is the milk, that is, in case you didnt understand)
>>564634748Pump + Beyond + Pride carryover has won her a lot of races. Occasionally OYL does something too. She has to be fifth and there has to be not too wide of a gap going into the late race, but when it hits - well, that is how it feels to chew five gum.
>>564635208Man he was ugly, has he ever streamed after he started taking HRT?
Start shilling sloptubers that are cute girls (2D)
>>564635208
>>564633940>uma leglockingit's so over... you will become a father
Your telling me this is the face of the franchise?
Is a 3 speed/1 stamina (Creek)/2 wit d*ck okay for the next CM?
Do you think MTG exists in the Umaverse? what about Duelmasters or YGO?Is blue-eyes white dragon an Umamusume?
>>564635442you're
>>564635449The only good umatuber
55 runs since last 3*. Only one good 2* in that time too...
>>564635458>using creek for anything other than longslopbricked
>>564635513MTG exists.
I FINALLY KILLED THE MOSQUITO THAT HAS BEEN BITING ME THE LAST FEW NIGHTS
Umamusumes aren't real and they wouldn't even love you if they existed.
>>564634748bring 3 front runners and hope someone brings at least 1 more then xoguri will die
>>564634953>>564634996
>>564635206link?
>>564634748She's faster than lates if she can duel
>>564635513Going to commander night with my trainees with an Atraxa deck
>>564635208I never understood this, not even in uma environment but gaming in general. What does the wheelchair icon mean?
>>564635789i have it in my hand qwoi dont think anyone has scanned it
>>564635738who hurt you anon?
good enough for cm13 parent
>>564635752Based cow enjoyer.
>>564635693But you guys said aces need a gold heal...
>>564635791>Red TeioI fuarking kneel
>>564630378>>564630475>>564630712cute!
>>564635025Thats for base stats. Green stats arent affected thats why S med + 60 stats is so fucking strong
>>564635808Superfriends Atraxa, right?
>>564635971oops wrong image
>>564633207>They're using my [sound]sMy month long propaganda was a huge success.
>>564636086I also built an OG Teio but she just wont proc her unique even if dueling
>>564636181Here, you’ll need a poison counter token for this game.
>>564635893It means even retards can win with it
>>564636412Your trainees are going to rape you for this ya'know?
Only I know the secret Maruzensky tech
I'm planning on running Goldship on the next Taurus because I ran her in open league in first Taurus. It's soulful in a way
>>564636510If all goes well
>>564636718
>only I know the gay shit I pretend that exists[-]
>With All My SOVLKino...
>>564635893He explained in chinese they call it wheelchair the same way we use crutch. I first read it as being for the disabled/retarded and was very amused
>>564634495I wish my trainee would do this...
>>564636218bro gave up on the cleavage and just drew (_|_)
when is cm resetting? in 3 hours?
>>564636671I'm just waiting on Mr CBT so I can put Daring Strike on her to be even more cancer
>>564634748bwo, it's only round 1if you're getting mauled by ogurins already...
name their crimes
>>5646373273h45m get daylight saved.
>>564637451I have only seen three races without xoguri
>>564636718I wish all umas had legs that thick
>>564636906She does not want your anything, Curren skank.Get lost.
>>564636369Boy(girl) heaven
>>564637451All XOguris with Med S are strong so you're still fucked if you meet one on round 1. My friend who gave up oshigaming because of losing streak decided to XOg and have gotten multiple 5 wins and against SS umas while he's only on S+.
>>564634382NONONONONONNOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564637485>spechudgreed>ogurigluttony>golshisloth
>>564634748i had good results with sky + daiwa +another front or a dominator, and a shit ton of speed skills, even then Round 2 will be hell on earth
>>564637786I should be doing the sprint race not the osaka hai
>>564637759InterestingDid you give him a congratulatory brojob after?
>>564637831Gold Ship's crime is kicking
>>564636369
>>564638085Nyo. I made fun of him for using XOg
entertain me for 60 seconds
>>564637695What scenario is this
thingken bout sugar lights
do you guys ever watch stuff while binge playing uma? I'm about to watch that unc series from the 80's the xfiles
>>564638297
>reddit tachyon
>>564638585imagine being overpowered by that
The Manhattan Cafe... is REAL.
>manreddit cafe
>>564638585She's schmoving
why is oguri locked as a pace chaser for CM13 again? wouldn't she work better as a late surger?
>>564638585my cute cripple umawife
>>564638682I used to do fan runs or unity while watching an anime or a movie on the side. Now I just watch anime or movie while not playing.
TV Tokyo Hai Aoba Sho (15:45 JST {In 12 hours and 13 minutes}), 3YO Only, 2400m Turf, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)1. Sire side - Grass Wonder2. Dam side - King Halo, Mejiro Ryan3. Sire side - Symboli Kris S; Dam side - Special Week4. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O5. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week6. Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe8. Dam side - Zenno Rob Roy, Maruzensky9. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week10. Dam side - Eishin Flash, Agnes Tachyon11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe16. 17. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O; Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe18. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon, Mejiro McQueen
feels great to finally stop caring too much about the game
>>564639076Actually probably, yeahFighting Spirit, 777, Radiant/Breather/Shake gambling
>>564634748Just use your Brain bwo
>my first S>my first S+>my first SSI love Spe-chan sm
>Accidentally qualify for Group A because my newest Grass is cracked out of her mind and keeps pulling ahead at the last milisecond winning 4 races in a row for the first time ever.FUCK, IM GOING TO GET RAPED.
>>564639639you just need 1 win to go on B during day 3 and 4, don't worry
>>564639473>mid ass art further ruined by anti-AI watermark
nice CM uma, I kneel
>>564640020mirin' that G+ mambo parent
>>564639639You are cooked.
>manhattan cuckè
>>564639758Theres anons that have not won a single time in Round 2 before... that guy is fucked.
What happens if you don't get a single win in round 2?
>>564639639>not believing in your umas Disgusting
I haven't seen a 3* in ages and then one gets caught by this retard I was running for fun
>>564640383I stop playing until MANT is over
>>564640468EXPLODE
>>564640168>the actual 2KB image returnsI have hope for humanity again.
Good night friends!!!
my fucking mouse just died mid run what the FUCK
>>564639973I'll nut
>>564639758In one of the previous longslop CMs I got into group A after a bunch of 4 and 5 win streaks in round 1It literally took until my second last attempt on the last day to get a single W in group A, and that was through sheer luck
>>564640596Good night.
>>564640168AIEEEEEEEEEEE>>564640445I will always cheer for my uma, I just didn't think Grass would decide to just win 4 times in a row of of fucking nowhere.I'm gonna get piledrived as a result of her determination.
>>564640301i'm sure his grass will get one win for him, he just needs to not queue on reset right away, that's the most risky ticket>>564640596gn
>>564640492
I don't know what people see in Rudolf, she's just an old ha- >>564639973 HOLY SHIT
>>564640383>>562351654
>>564633059fusu?
>Ramonu got bred by ElDidn't know the hag was into single digit IQ retards
>>564641016What happened next?
>>564640909Only a couple of months until I can finally add this cutie to my harem.
>>564640729long is probably the most fucked CM for me, i won B finals last CM but was close to reaching A finals on 4 of my tries, i totally get the feeling but i trust in /uma/ this time, even with the oguri cap (as in peak) menace
https://poal.me/ib6edahttps://poal.me/ib6edahttps://poal.me/ib6eda
>>564640383they revoke your torena license
>>564641075Retardation has its appeal.
>>564639364Nice to see some new lineage faces in there.
>>564633165Heeey, it only took a page before we posted a horse that we can actually race.
This should STILL count as beating your rival
>>564641243lole
>>564641423>headYou didn't win
Why does your trainee's mood go up when you ditch her for two weeks to go on dates with human women?
>>564633157i thought her voice was lowerWasn't she supposed to be big sisterly type?
>>564641827Y____ D____ D__
ryan LOVE
>>564641827She rapes you after
>>564641827Its like that one pasta with Rice Shower masturbating in the corner while crying after she caught you fucking a woman
>>564641827she gets horny as your absence and rapes you later
boysex
>>564641827>go on a date>plaps the girl>"eureka i got an idea for the trainings!">umapyois her trainee as hard as the girl he dated>mood up>stamina up>guts up
begrudgingly changed grass for tamamo to test different yaenos and skies and she's actually fairly strong, i still need to decide what 2 umas i will run for the rest of cm
>>564641827iykyk!
2 HOURS BEFORE CM RESET
>>564642168Shame she gave herself even more brain damage only to lose.
sex with boys
>>564642019Rice would do this
>>564642168>>564642412
DOTO IS NOT EVIL! He is fluffy old man...
Learn to understand your trainee's expressions better.
>>564642864Maybe that one JP bro was right. She is kinda fat
>>564642753die
>>564636718i hate that that stupid shipgirl game gave me a fetish for these swimsuits with pantyhose under them
Give me a good parent already. Seeing the stable filled with the same 2 umas is kind of depressing...
>>564642954He is an evil man. Doto did the right thing
I prefer my umas cute and retarded.
>>564642916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZLQpUxYkas
horse bites must hurt as hell
>>564643059I wish my median outcome on a parent run was SS..
>>564642753Doto is a delinquent who only mellowed out after retirement. There's a reason why she's in the same room with a certified evil IRL horse like Shakur.
7 and doto dies next week
>>564636369Only Ace's because she's the superior one honestlyThank you for your service
>>564643218It's pretty nice for the increased whites. Could run a deck with better inheritable skills but seeing all the whites be 1* instead of 2-3* is too annoying...
>>564643059best parent you got out of them?
>>564643218just gutsmaxx and you can hit SS easily
>>564641827I wonder the same thing, the worst part is that the same pattern repeats in every new scenario. It’s as if the trainer is cheating on his trainee with someone different every three years, and the uma has already normalized it and actually likes it
>>564643947>Dober you have to stay and watch me fuck Ramonu, make her boobs bounce, and then impregnate her, because... you just have to okay?>Okay...
>>564644182>Mood up
>>564643947Is this what Ramonu meant about hot springs at her house?
>>564643947>this could be us but you're a dyke
futa chevachi sex slave dominated by Satono Crownfuta chevachi impregnating CrownV sisters caressing submissive futa chevachiLoves Only You trainer management manualKakehashi kun public sex slave live announcementRhein Kraft vaginal camera Hamedori with trainerGentildonna sex slave flesh dildo trainingVerxina raping Gentildonna's trainerWin Variation reverse rape plea for creampieDream Journey urethral soundingNeo Universe sex in spaceBuena rapes her trainer after reading a romcom mangasex with Manhattan cafe and Sunday SilenceCurren Chan CBTfemdom Curren Bouquetd'or and cock slave trainertop 10 masochistic/sadistic umamusumesMachan exhibitionistic sex on Tracen groundsDaiichi Ruby in heat becomes sex machineValentine gift treats made with pussy
>>564644421helios stop
Cringe.
>>564642183The first step is unnecessary
>>564643891Probably one of these 2, checked the others but they either had terrible blue/red or not enough whites
>>564644421>Gentildonna sex slave flesh dildo trainingThat's me, I am the dildo in training.
>>564644308>um, why would I? This is closer to the racetrack!!
Anyone going to get anything from this collab?https://corp.zozo.com/news/20260423-007553/
>>564643110I feel like such a retarded consoomer for always thinking of the Nike commercial when I hear this song.
>>564644421>valentine gift treats made with pussyLike, they were whisking chocolate with their kegels?
What are the must-haves and stat reqs for dahby CM?
Pain, all 5 clocks lost in the Fillies
>>564645268600 stam, Nishino ult, Mummy Creek ult
>>564645268800 stam and 1 gold rec
I just brushed Daiwa Scarlet's pretty hair. My mood is up.
>>564645442No chest because I want to gaze her eyes.
>>564645442Cute Journey
>>564645546Uokka...
>>564645772
>>564645785Doto did this
>>564645546>>564645732
WHY IS GOLDSHIP MY ICON NOW
>>564645268Stam+guts =1600 for no gold recovery, Stam 800 needs 1 goldhttps://youtu.be/KEyI7mSQJx0
>>564646021golshi game
>>564646035that bra is so fucking tiny loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>564646418Not now, we are posting flatties.
>>564645268
>>564646569Guaranteed replies
>>564646528I think we should cherish all breasts equally.
i'm not having fun this cm
love RYAN
>>564646569Now I know I need 1kstam+1kguts + 2 golds
>>564646783Wrong, you are having fun and you're growing as a person. You're loving this CM.
HUH?
how many images do you have saved of your favorite uma?
>>564646569>even the lowest sloptubers are recommending gutsnyooo my secret strat
sex with cafe
>>564646569>survival rate 80%lmfao
I'm pretty sure everyone already has their three victories so please don't bring double dominator anymore. Let's have an honest day 2 :)
>>564647157My folder says 2.6k but a large majority of those are from the game
>>564647192It's no secret when there's almost 30 seconds of possible dueling on a longer track
>>564647140mediumslop (forma de long)
>>564647140That assumes no recoveries
Good morning Did you make it to round 2?I went 4 4 5 5 yesterday, but I think I got lucky
>>564647157323 files in my Fuji folder.
>>564647734Kill yourself
>>564647140The fuck...
>>564647758Needs more boob window.
>>564647734I went 4/4/4
>>564647734The raped
>>564647140this is the longest medium track
>>564647902But what if less boob window?
>>564647758fuji semi-raped me
>>564647994Then why call it a medium? WHY?
>>564648145medium deeznuts
>>564648091
Is anyone here in Open League?
>>564648301you'll be open after I'm done with you
>>564648056Ok, if it opens up during the race.
>>564648145Because there hasn't to be a largest medium before you hit large
>>564648214
>>564648056This is lewd.
GOLSHIGAMEFOREVER
If you won with your favorite horsens, you won... and if you won with Oguri Cap, you won... UNLESS even a single member of your winning team carried an epithet that you did not consciously choose for her to have, in which case you lost in the game and in your entire life up to the point of that particular set of races, and you have some major corrections to make.
>>564648341don't say that
> Check banner schedule> Nothing nothing nothing nothing> Speed Maru, Speed Tachyon, CopanoHmm, maybe I should start stocking up on the anniversary paid carats
>>564648649yeah I stopped daily rolling
>>564647734get a job faggot
oh fuck its golshit week
who
failing wit training should give you mood down and also have a chance of giving slacker
>>5646477343 3 4 4, i'm happy with A finals, round 2 will be rough
>>564647907>Yaeno CutekiVery based, keep on winning >>564649243I'd be happy with the A finals too, let's secure the round 2!
which one should I get
Will nigger Suzu work for CM13 to buff my Fronts? I'm gonna get her in 19 days
You guys were not kidding. She is cold.
>>564649543Is there a Ryan one? That's the one I would get.
>>564649543White looks better
>>564649543White for sure
What do you think Lememe is saying to Mareman here?
>>564649543what color are your cargo shorts?
who wears cargo shorts?
>>564649570I'd say you need her if you want to front in the Darby, you need to create a gap with the other styles if you want to win.Since everyone can use Redshift it will be a hard fight for front runners. Valentine Barbin, Ines, and Suzuka would be the best team.
>>564649836ching chong bing bong wing wong
>>564649946people wearing anime t shirts
>>564649836umanko status?
>>564649543Might as well buy a Jake Paul shirt if you wanna tell everyone that you like frauds
>>564649973Actually it would be oui oui hon hon hon baguette
Going to grind Maruzen parent
SEX WITH MEJIRO RAMONUSEX WITH SUPER CREEKSEX WITH HARU URARAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>564647734Went 2 2 3. Kinda worried that my oshi team won't win a single race in group A and I won't qualify for the finals at all, but we'll see. Also, kill yourself.
>>564650156
>>564649965I'll probably run this Maru and a Bourbon
>>564650045never seen that unless you are fat
>>564647734I went 5/5/5/5 with my Urara x Chiyono x ManCafe team but it's only round 1
>>564650282why is this MARU good
>>564650357post them you fucking poser
>>564649625yeppers, i have the ryan one
>>564650471he's just trying to bait another erp by being praised by another gay faggot
>>564650471Why are you schizoing on me?
>>564650357brown and does not play the game
>>564650417I don't really know what you mean, you think the Maru is bad?
And just like that this general will suck for 12 hours.
The in-game propaganda is starting to work on me. I can't afford to pull for her though...
You're a fraud if:You used XOguriYou used dominatorYou used double dominatorYou used a frontYou didn't change the epithet of your umas
TODAY IS THE SECOND DAY OF THE CM?!
>>564651012nyes
>>564647734Oh hey while you're here, could you show me how many fans you've gotten for NTR on JP? Or just your best rated NTRLike how I made this Almond Eye (haven't played JP in a hot minute so I could probably do better but Trackblazer takes up so much time on Global already...)
>>564650970checkcheckcheckew noonly did for oneim saved
>>564651102Nigga he copies his screenshots from twitter, he does not play JP
>>564650964I think her alt is more sexy so I will wait till then
>>564650970Using le quirky bronze/silver epithet is peak reddit though
>>564647140It's a Long track in disguise, beware!
>>564651102Oh sorry I don't play NTR I just enjoy seeing her get blacked
You're a fraud if:You breathe airYou eat foodYou drink liquidsYou have 60% water in your bodyYou have 206 bones in your bodyYou are a homo sapien
>>564650970i ran ryan, bright, and dober and barely eeked out a qualification yesterday
>>564651220Unironically and ironically using le is peak reddit.
>>564650970tldr ur mr gay Maru is hot
>>564651102At least the newest scenario is pretty fast honestly. I didn’t have much time to farm for the dirt CM but ended up managing to get some pretty good aces regardless since training was pretty fast
>>564651305spoken like a true 'thalfuck those sapoids and denisovoids
>>564650970>You used a frontwhat if it's a non-meta front?
>>564650970I'm not a fraud!
>>564651310>eekedeked
>somebody talks about his MANT career in JP>gets doxxed and kicked>JP niggers talk about their new nigger scenario>nobody cares
>>564651425
>>564651407No it's le not
>>564645201To be fair, old ads used to have a bit of class, they were made by smart people that know how to manipulate us in a functional way, while today it's nothing but /pol/ autism that everyone hates.The fact that people are unironically nostalgic for ads of old (whatever time they grew up in) says it all. Sounds silly at first, but then you watch some examples and might think "Well shit, you have a point, this is a lot better".Uma Musume, I would really like a few hundred more years of living.
>>564649543white so it gets really easy to see armpit stains
>>564651407I'm using le le ironically thoughever
>>564651553>ekedhuh, guess i'm the retard today
>>564649543Don't they have one where you can only see Ai-chan's eyes
I HATE THIS TROON COMMUNITYI WANT TO POST PORNI WANT TO POST HOW MUCH I WANT TO CUM ON CREEK'S TITSI WANT TO MAKE PORN OF RAMONU TAKING IT 20 TIMES IN A ROWI HATE THAT PORN IS BANNEABLE EVERYWHERE DUE TO UMASREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhy people will run Rudolph for CM13
>>564652054Ice shower
>>564651220>>564651407To be Reddit is to seek approval for your deeds from others. It does not matter what your Umas’ titles are as long as you did it for your own happiness rather than to feel superior to or to appease others.
>>564652128oh that's a good one
>>564652102>frogpostergo back
>>564652186HOLY BOOBERS
why is she so mean
>>564652186I think she has a fever. The poor baby.
>>564652339no one cares waifu/avatarfag go back
>>564652102i know its not a wojak but still
>>564652339Don't worry dude, I care a little.
>>564652102>I WANT TO POST HOW MUCH I WANT TO CUM ON CREEK'S TITSLet's find a solution for this, Anon. How about using litterbox to share it?
>>564652414???
>>564650282Looks quite solid. Could use more guts since she is likely to duel another front in the final stretch, which extends for 400m. Try her in rooms and see how she does, I like her.
>>564652593i... I al so get banned by it
>>564652775>ywnThis world is cruel
Matikanefukukikukasho
>>564652287maya still relevant!
>>564652797This nigga is legit talking like chatgpt
>>564652827We could also share that stuff on /trash/. There's a thread for it.>>>/trash/82452447
>>564652961She is a good girl and is always relevant
>>564652985I need to budget for the summer alt. I need to get all of my beautiful wife’s outfits. I definitely need to get lucky on a card banner or two, though.
>>564652961Mayacchi popped my steam solidarity when I started playing. She will always have a place in my heart :)
Why Xoguri isn't good for the next CM? While on topic of this, is normal Oguri good?
>>564652968That word you used is offensive, so it’s better to avoid it.
>>564652797Rooms are a bit 50/50 but I am facing UG umas kek so the CM should be easier. And I don't have Suzu yet so my team should be stronger when I get her
honestly we should thank NTR anon for taking full aggro of the schizo trannies and keeping them taunted for 18 hours a day the thread is so much cleaner and easier to filter when they're aggroed
>>564653230No consistent carryover set-upsIt’s all gambling
I don't really care about Biko Pegasus, but I don't have anything against her either.
>>564653408Yeah man I love when the thread goes to absolute shit for half the day it's so awesome
>>564653490Biko is peak-o
>>564653230She is good though? Unique activates with 777m which is right where pump/moving past doregular oguri is just always good
>>564653270Absolutely, the chanmi experience is nothing like rooms. You can still test her with practice rooms, see if you can get your hands on a Suzuka someone else made and use her like part of your team
>>564653230She's okay, just not as good as on CM12. Late surgers are pretty solid on CM13 too, I've seen some nasty regular Oguri + anime Teio wins before
>>564653616She's so erotic.
>>564653261So are you gonna post your own in-game NTR or nah? If you don't play the game then stop acting like you do, its embarrassing broslice
>chanmi
>>564653779She literally looks like a kid.
>>564653521you should have learned how to use the stub [ - ] already
>>564653710nta but I have Suzuka, I just can't really stomach making a big nig Suzuka just to have her lose.I'll probably run 2 fronts and an end, Golshi or Tama, most likely
>>564653616There is just one thing that I really like about her so far and it is that they gave her an actually shiny outfit. If Bourbon's leotard were shiny like that it would be much better.
im not getting 1000 stamina for fucking derbywe ran that shit with 700 in taurus
>>564649543The jackets are much cooler desu.
>>564653847
huh?
>>564653710Yeah I always forget I can steal umas, I should have an old Aoharu Suzu saved.
>>564653898If the Biblosfag is right the reason for higher stams is because you'll duel a lot in the last stretch which will drain it, so you can end up gassing out.
>>564653076this is the second time i've gotten an unexpected (You) here and it's always scary.
I could doxx the NTRfag both accounts but that would imply showing that he actively plays the game And that is not good for the current narrative and I don't want to be kidnapped or something
>>564652339The artist somehow made Ramonu that already looked old look even older.
>>564654273He's in uma&co there's half the work for ya. Tired of this shit every day
>Inspiration>Get both turf and distance S>Get good skill hints>No grilled carrot the entire run, nor Nishino charming>Shitton of mood downs>Barely any rainbow and no whistle>FineMo remembers to give practice perfect in senior year>end up with ass stats>Oguri cpu remembers "if losing, win" and eats all my clocks.It's not gonna fucking repeat the medium and turf S. My luck will only be worse if I repeat this with the same setup. In fact I glued the first run after getting a night owl.
Ironically, everyone who plays the game already knew who they were
>>564653858It's always painful to sacrifice Suzuka, especially if she is your oshi. I'm using a Turbo onige for dirt chanmi and it's working like a charm>>564654124Yeppers! Maybe this other anon can share his Suzuka with you?
>>564652339ramonu hates rudolf because she fell off (fr no cap)
>>564654695How is that irony
>>564654695wat
Ironically, I've seen pictures of THAT umamusume taking it up the ass.
>>564654254Not cool, Anon. Here's another one though.
>>564654589Well when you put it that way that's just a mid run.
>>564654273>>564654516So this is the NTRanon?
>>564654993not cool? dacchis merely need a place to spend their pent up frustration and i'm just helping in providing the appropriate space by making ops
>>564655117>chiyo danchouI'M NYOOOOTICING
ACE
>>564655117
>somehow made it to group A with a team of shitters>which means I'm going to have to win at least one race against the xoguris in round 2I should have sent worse umas.
>>564654796Google dramatic irony
>>564655248I want to hug Taiki Shuttle.
>>564655117Did he quit or is he taking a break Uma&Co gwos? I liked racing against his Brian in rooms
>Noticed too late that I need to fix my wit and ended up with a mentally stunted robotI guess I finish my other aces and see how much having 900 wit will fuck me over in rooms...
>>564655086>doujins of 5 or more of the same umamy twin or clone fetish (also mother daughter). please someone... a doujin
>>564654273this samefag is just so pathetic
Are you having fun?
Why did I even pick front cards for maru if I am doing general use parent?
>>564655248I want to fug Taiki Shuttle.
>>564655909In this general? With the game? IRL? The answer is no to all 3.
>Decide to queue>Debufferss-sugoi
>>564656007there are honestly not a lot of front focused cards yet besides kitasan, and maybe falco but that's just for gwand bobo
>>564656007because you're an Oguri poster and Oguri posters are dumb. Except for me
>>564654273Those who are at least active in the game or actively joins room already knows who he is. This isn't a newfound info
>>564655738>900 wit is not enoughBUUUUHIIIII
remember, theres no point in doxxing as we already have rooms, and those rooms fill up with the same handful of people, who all tend to post around rooms with replies to them. meaning, its really easy to figure out whos who in this thread, with no real time at all invested
>>564656535next level social engineering
>>564656169That's front discrimination.
What did they see?
>>564656535You just know if anyone is afraid of posting stats or host rooms, either doesn't play, or is a toxic poster who is already known
>>564656169bwo your Suzuka SSRs?
>>564656535A-ah.. barechata....
>>564656665Their trainer "dating" the trainer PAL card
>>564656452when bringing 3 wit cards (one of them being mlb fm) I am disappointed with having only 900 wit, yes.
who is the fluffiest uma?
>>564656007Your blood memory calls
>>564656665
>fail 1%>next turn>fail 3%I hate this dogshit ass game.
>>564656535People who don’t play the game were obviously not privy to the unspoken agreement at playIt’s impossible to be truly anonymous when we all play together
>>564655619His last message was "danchou I think you will have to replace me next month", and then he was gone.I hope it is just burnout from the game and nothing bad happened
>>564656535I have NEVER entered in ANY room
>>564656974FUCK OFF!!
>>564656665Is this an official animation?
>>564654516I've been saying that club members are the ones behind the horrible posts in here
>>564656665My gofile link
>>564656853Doto and there's no contestShe gets fluffier with each crime commited that goes unpunished
>>564657082Based??
>>564656805sorry I meant USEFUL cards
many people seem to be doing well using double dominator + oshi against xogwhat's your excuse?
is this an official thread?is that an official post?is he an official retard?
>>564656853
get woke...
>the Uma&Co leaker this whole time was NTR anon >also leaked the discordNTR anon is based?
not a single 2* medium + 2* blue dobel out of this lothow the fuck do you guys do it
>>564657014except for that one poster who always just so happens to dox people by "forgetting" to remove their names whenever we join their rooms
>>564656853Hayahide
>the /v/tranny steam number faggot is back, time traveling out of month one of /uma/>he went /pol/tardthings are officially over
>>564657424zone out while doing it
>>564657363Keep going like a mindless puppet fellow culture warrior! *gulps orange semen*
>>564657531how many more of these do you have? got a mega link?
>>564657424I just get lucky
can i keep her for tau rus
jarvis, find the identity of dickanon next
>>564657614that was the last one. there is probably more, but these were the three I saw weeks back
>>564657649>only triple 7maybe
>>564657363MANT was a mistake...
I have an announcement to make
>>564657039nyo... I had a probably one sided rivlary with him cause his Brian would always manage to beat me by a tiny bit.At least I beat him and had the stronger umas in the Pisces longslop rooms before he quit
>>564657649try her in rooms, my dober that i made is performing alright in rooms so far>>564657720damn
>everyone but me brought firm course menace
>>564657728gaslator gives her 98% spurt on normal and it does not account radiant star i think
>>564657787chastity caged
get pits...
>>564657852I guess with radiant star it would be fine on lates
Races start in 3 hours and 30 minutesAoba Sho starts in 9 hours and 30 minutes
>>564657303I don't dig the idea. Most of the winners are decided by positioning by the end of mid race, by the time speed debuffs hit the distance is too big to be closed.
>>564657778
>>564657303im not using no debuffers gwo
what's the point of coming here if you don't even play the game?I will never understand the NTR obsessed schizo or the steam charts trannywhy don't you just play the game like everyone else?
>>564657779
>>564657943Based and honest player.
2/5, 3/5, 3/5do i gamble the 30 carats or not
>>564658034you almost always come out even, use the carats bwo
>>564658034nyes
>>564657082Brian LOVE
Ebayan when he was still a babu
>>564658034nevr
>>564658034Round 1 day 1 is still on? Fuck timezones I would
>o-o-once i hit NSM its OVER for you... ACKKK
>I'll farm an oguri ace for the derby all weekend>mmm maybe a quick fap I haven't done it in a whi->3 hours have passedEvery fucking time. At least I didn't miss CM day 2.
kitasan and ntr are actively fucking me by not showing up to trainings despite being friendship maxed by the debut race
was this always the games taskbar icon?
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER BOURBON OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>564658323golshi game
>>564658173>yanko babu picturescute
>>564655248I want to kiss Taiki Shuttle on the lips.
>>564658247>he ran lates on xoguri the cup
[horrible news] dahbyposter dragged mambodancho into the 7th pit of hell
>>564654589yeah runs like this are the ones that crush my soul and make me not want to play anymore
>>564658483dahbyposter is in therapy right now
Go on, take it.PF6JA VZDBH A93W4
>>564658483mambodanchou and the other /uma/ danchou went on a honeymoon actually
>>564658334>say something niceShe deserved the Triple Crown and it's all Rice's fault she didn't get it.
>>564658173horses look really stupid when they're not adults huhlook at how short the torso of this nigga ishe looks stupid lol
>>564658483>>564658528>dahbyposter abandoned his sessions and crucifying danchou again HOLY KINO
>>564658559>PF6JA VZDBH A93W4oh
>>564658034The rewards are worth the carats even if you go 0/5
>>564658559bwo???????????????????? wtf thank you I'm gonna play it tomorrow
>>564658649rude
>>564658649you looked tiny and retarded as a baby as well, only your mom thought you're pretty and cute, still does
>>564658559is this buhi posting?
>>564658334she's so fucking sexy
Based Nishino anon, giving gifts to little hopeless men
>>564658559>rich cunny enjoyerEpstein bwo... you're alive...
>>564658173>>564658649Now that lanky horse looks like this huge monster now kek
>>564658334Nah, screw you Bourbon and your babby mode overpowered Valemtimes alt. Ruined fronts forever.
>>564658945How the fuck do horses grow so big so fast
>>564658974fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Eh I'll take it.
>>564658795Enjoy.
> Dahby coming up> Want to play Chikezo but she has mile F> Go check evolution skills to see if we can dahby some other year> The evo skill is an overtake accel at a random pointOof
>>564659020three goddesses
>>564658974I don't get it
>>564659020Donuts
>>564658942This is a good joke
>>564658034 (me)>>564658081>>564658093>>564658184thank you to those who believedthe 1 loss was to an xoguri double dominator jew
Fuck you as a trainer and fuck your shitty uma.
>>564659165HOEEEEH
>>564659093Super Hard Worker?lol
>>564659163Why do some honses have long faces and others not so long?
>>564659093Just run mile medium and just buy slick surge over on your left
>>564659165Where's my (You)
>>564659072Guts sparks are good for Taurus parents as there's a long time at the end in which uams will duel so you want a lot of guts.
>>564659346here (You) go :)
>>564659346Oguri posters deserve no (You)s. It pains me to give you this one.
>>564659165>dominatorinvalid and subhuman
>>564659120gloves used for a prostate exam
Oguri Cap did nothing wrong
>>564659346
>>564659460thanks bwo>>564659507thanks too even though you're a bit mean
In a week, today's Oguri will be Goldshi. The seething cycle.
>>564659165How much did kita win? I swear I can't make a functioning one, no matter what I do.
>fall into the xog + double dom ace cancer so I can train proper aces for next cm>my aces are done in 2 days>still stuck training a competent parent for my triple frontsI'm THIS close to just reusing my aces and prep for mile cm...
>>564659694Spelck
>>564659992
>>564659992zoomers are disgusting
>>564659992THATS A NIPPLE
guys I think I've run more careers in MANT this past week than I did the entire month of the last scenario lolfuck I don't even remember the NAME of the last scenario
>>564659778>>564659992I can see it>>564659606rape uma ears
>>564659992WEI!
>>564659992Her tits are so cute. Perfect for massaging and kissing.
>>564659992My very deserved PoV on December after I'm forced to spark for her
>>564659992SEX
Thread ruined again. Thank you coombrain porn addicts.
>>564660294Helios looks very rapeable here
>there are unironic pedophiles herekill all nishino posters and pragmata posters
ATTENTION: I have officially decided to never use a Late Surger again
>>564659992sex with zoomers
Thread improved again. Thank you coombrain porn addicts.
>>564659992umm... when are you gonna go naked fuku or ryan?
WEI~!
>>564659548Maybe a horse prostate exam
>>564659536the Grass is actually a crackpot triple gold accel ace i made earlier today, she's managed to win twice so far>>564659853this kita has won 4 so far, she and falco (6 wins) are doing better than i expected considering no gw on either of themcropped out skills are THH and radiant
>>564660294>DecemberGod I hope she's released earlier than that. According to the estimated schedule on uma.moe it's October.
>>564660424
>>564660575she's like a little bit after 1.5 anni so I'm gonna say november
>wasting your carats on a retarded annoying zoomer>bricking your accountSaddening
Nishino love
>>564659992anon, you're not supposed to leak paid content from Umafans
>>564660575>>564660650I can't afford 30k on single banners for the three women I don't have.
Nishino sex
>>564660852
>>564660776Oh shit, I didn't know there was going to be a complete Gyaru banner. I already have Tosen Jordan and the other 3 are also must pulls.
>>564660294>stacymogged by palmer
We will have a new gyaruma by the end of the year
>>564660294I still have no idea if the seiyuu were wearing motion track suits for this or was it animated and just voiced
>>564660839
>>564661117Yeah, Vodka.
>>564658559damn this would be a good way for me to start a new game, very basedhope you enjoy yourself >>564658795
>>564660204you wouldnt
Bros, would you use this chud emperor in cm12?>no medium S, glueb-b-but I got a gorillion skills, please tell me I can cope with behold
>>564637697I hate this guy's animations so muchit's literally pic related
Golshi gibs in 10 mins?
>>564659992that's a child body
>>564661198Something about Nishino makes me want to...
>>564661032next golden week is gyaru week instead of golshi week4 * 0.75% rate up means no spooks, only gyarus
>>564658559
>>564661334helios has medium premiums
>>564661306it's as if he learned how to animate off zzz clips he saw on twitter, absolutely chinese style>>564661334children look like that?
>>564661334Children look like THAT!?
>>564661198
>>564660852fuck she's so cute, why does she have to take so long AAAA
>>564661331nyope
>>564661282...Your dominator?
>>564661334maybe under the legal definition of child, but her body is like, late teen-like (17+) at least
>>564661282If you want to be competitive, no medium S is a serious detrimentPower is too low too, 100 points in stam could have gone to power
>>564661502the absolute state of /uma/
>>564659992holy fucking shit god DAMN!!
>>564661261ya i would
>>564661502Not even Japanese teens look like her at the age of 15-17
>>564661502What are you talking about? You can see lots of 13-15 year olds with tits like that and her ass isn't any bigger than an average teens ass either
>xoguri rape soonyametekudastop...
>>564661334How do you know what a child look like?
>>564661675Huh???
All umas are of age, lolifagsGo play chinkslop
>>564661675>*glows*bwo please get me a visa I'll even help you kick illegals
>>564662013roastie cope
>>564661675what an odd thing to lie about
I want to fuck Ayabe like my life depended on it
>>564661306I like them. Wobbly is cute.
>>564660759Pretty sure she's really strong for a few mile CMs.
>>564662142uhh why?
>Maya stole the last image slot
>>564662142same
HERE WE GO AGAIN
I'M QOOOOOOOOOOINGGGGGGG
>>564662193her pissed off expression makes me hard
Make a new thread I need to post my XOG beating up your oshi.
not logging in so danchou doesn't think i'm a shitter
>>564662365>>564662365>>564662365>>564662365
>>564660759Helios is prime sloppy toppy material
image replies has been reached.
>>564661548but I have like 10 skills that give acceleration and speed... please vro it's fast learner >>564661476I think dominator is a meme, will only proc if she has already lost
>>564662383>>564662383>>564662383
>>564662105It's true teens can have big fat tiddies tho.I remember i had someone in my school which was even pre-teen and she had really massive boobsThis because women can develop pretty early
I need umasex
>>564662387>>564662413Super. Fantastic. Brilliant.
>>564662387>>564662413bwos.....
>>564662413i prefer this onei hate ryan
>>564662387>>564662413retards...
