Previous: >>564657973>NewsVersion 2.8 Special Program will begin on April 24 at 19:30 (UTC+8)Agent Record | Starlight - Billyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44378132Agent Record | Promeiahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44377604Version 2.7 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sK_s_MXs89M [Open]>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/tN0ibny9Ans [Open] (EN)https://youtu.be/25vaOHfSDUY [Open] (JP)https://youtu.be/7FbKuJv0e1I [Open] (EN)https://youtu.be/rBgqwLdtX-I [Open] (JP)https://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026k [Open]>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZ27CHAMPIONPROMEIA>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
Gays not welcome
I love my bnuuy wife
who bottoms?
>>564680381Finally some good pink
So is SBilly good or shit?
>>564680812still better than yidhari and banyue, still a bit worse than yixuan
>>564680812Good. Close to being a Phys Yixuan, better than any other rupture2nd best phys after YSG
>*effortlessly defeats you*>*stands atop you*wat do
>>564681268MIBIBI HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>564681213the handful of promeia frames ruins this webmfix it
With your current roster, what new type of agents are you hoping to get in season 3?
>>564681345I didn't make it.
>>564681682Level your Manato.
Abducting Sunna and skinning her
>>564681849That's a crime
>>564681268Call Senior Fufu.
>>564681682Another Rupture-oriented Support. Preferably one who feels better to play than Lucia and isn't saddled with a reverse-assist like Pan.
S3 trailer today??
>>564681875And?
Not looking good bros, Cissia is gonna be the worst selling unit in ZZZ history next to Banyue
>>564681831No. After getting yixuan, I realized I did not care for Attack 2.0, especially if I "need" to get Lucia
>Cissia fags>Orphie fag>THE Bibicord>THE Ariacord>Fufu fags>Harin fag>BILLY KID fags>[THE CUM LEGION]>Mibibi fags>Yixuan fag>Alice fag>Lucia ELOWEN fag>Shungus fag>Nekomiya fag>Yidhari fag>EVIL Aria fag>Banging boos... chad>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Ellen fag>Caesar fag>rata fag>yo phone linging fag>Yuzuha fag>Banyue fag>Corin fag>Qingyi fags>Zhao fag>Machine prections using AI fag>Nangong fags>Seed fags>Yanagi fag>Remielle fags (come back)..>Sunna fag.>Zhu Yuan fag>sales fag (cummed on)>worm fag (cummed beyond recognition)
>>564680381is it bad that I can only picture Nicole dating fat bald ugly old men? In fact, the same goes to literally all the cast. If there is no "male:bbm" tag in my doujins I don't read them anymore. Unironically.
>>564682072Funny, I found myself vibing with Rupture playstyles more than Attack playstyles. What I don't like is them fucking with boss mechanics as a result.
>>564682206Enjoying the weekend!
Wait so Steam doesn't get a cut from microtransactions if the game sets up their own payment system? Why don't the other hoyo games just put themselves on Steam?
>>564682449Is this true?
>>564682206
i hope 3.0 fires the stupid bitch that humiliated wise whenever she could. writer, animator, dev, i don't care. i want them gone
FVARKKKK I'M SO STRONG
>>564682624sex
>>564682425fuarkk I'm so c-cool...
>>564682680Bibi blowing smoke rings on my cock...
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>564680705Panda does
Don't touch me
the mibibi skin promised to us 3000 years ago
>>564682425Vivian would still hit it
>>564682617>humiliated wisedoesn't he more or less experience the same events as belle
>>564683047yeah but he looks like a giant bitchbelle is animated in a far less pathetic fashion
>>564682624>>564682812>>564682980The upper part looks like she's wearing a diaper as a blouse. But the rest looks okay.
>>564682307At the end of the day they do follow the same basic principals but Attack was allowed to be more creative this season where Rupture basically took on the classic hypercarry role attack used to have and it feels like only one character is actually contributing to the fight besides being a stack stick. I also have to mention most of the rupture characters released so far is asking me to basically replace my favorite attackers> Fire rupture = replace my Eve> Ice rupture = replace my Ellen
>>564683201didn't like how eve played so I got banyuedidn't like how yidhari played so I kept ellendidn't like how shungus played so will get sbilly
>>564683379>didn't like how shungus playedThat's why I'm neko gaming right now. Where are my neko buffs hoyo?
>Banyue is Banyue >Aria is Aria >Billy is Billy Kid huh?
>>564683307I think I broke my neck trying to understand the picture but it was worth it
>>564683569Wouldn't be surprised if his friends in the Calydon gang gave him the moniker.
I hate Ether Veil. At least Aftershock had something going for it, but Ether Veil only exists to activate shill buffs and shill passives.
>>564683928Many say this
https://youtube.com/watch/zXUYRBxZNec?si=FkdSTg99euXxm_yF
Abducting Sunna after her shift at the maid cafe and livestreaming a special event where I force her to drink ether battery acid until she pukes blood
does orphie works with banyue+lighter so i can give dialyn+lucia to billy?
>>564682425I look like this
>>564684143holy fuck...I can promise you i'm not gay but that image is really hot
>>564684228>i'm not gayYou are
>>564683928I wonder what season 3's ether veil is going to be
>>564684143On paper, yes, wouldn't lighter conflict with field time though? You'd be better off with a ju fufu or trigger
>>564684276>You areokay, can you help me explore it then? i'm pretty new at this.
>>564684228You are a watermelon for the Lion.>>564684481Hmmm... you're right, wish we got another rupture support, like zhao when she buffed sheer force on v1.
The tourism is over, bibis, rise up.
I might have been tweaking, but it looked like Miyabi (forma de Bangboo) is going to make a return soon.
>>564684934The pedo idol trannies are finally gone? Finally
If steam doesn't show 5 billion Chinese peak players I fear it's over for us.....
https://youtube.com/watch/HAMmYy8yes8?si=yGFcu_VkIG5lj19v
>>564684143That's what I'll be doing.
I am going to roll for Orphie, bury my face in her fat, teenage thighs and tits, and never use her in combat.
>>564685096Orphie isn't a teenager. She's younger than that
>>564684934mibibi present
>>564684934
>>564681682More bugs less furI want a bee wife
>>564681682I'm going to need tzbard to lock in
Lol thank goodness the brown delutroons are finally gone
>hey look it's a box possibly full of ether aid>touches it>gets aids and turns into an ethereal niggaBros, why is Phaeton so dumb as hell?Hopefully the Stand will make them do less stupid shit
>>564685863Hopefully the stand means Phaethon can stop going into the hollows like a retard and stay in the computer chair.
>>564685863Wasn't he being controlled or something? It didn't look like he did it of his own free will
>>564685863proxy is obviously being controlled in that scene by something that makes them touch it
>>564682449>Why don't the other hoyo games just put themselves on Steam?Because only ZZZ is doing badly enough financially to warrant it. This is a last ditch effort to stem the bleeding playerbase and revenue by bringing the game to a new platform. Hoyo will never bring Genshin or HSR to Steam because they don't need to, they're doing more than fine without steam.
>Promeia and Billy job just to shill RamielFire the fucking writers
I hate fighting Sarah, so I'm not even gonna try.
>>564686104we're talking about the old bonkai writers come to write up their waifus using expies
>>564682449>Why don't the other hoyo games just put themselves on Steam?ZZZ is like the only hoyo title that is an actual game and I'm willing to bet the pc/console audience is alot more sizable compared to genshin and shart rail so that's why they're adding it to steam
>>564686059Wait so EOS soon or?
>>564686059That's a shame, I started playing recently and enjoy it but I don't like the sound of looming collapse
>>564686059>>564686239>>564686357
oh no no no
>>564686059This isn't true. Some autismo found out that the Genshin.exe was making calls to a non-existent steam.dll so our sister games will probably eventually be on Steam too.I do think it's inevitable with Microsoft being retarded with Windows. Hoyo putting their games on Steam is a step for China to move their citizens onto their own custom Linux kernel in the future, and porting over their most popular games is the easiest pull to get them over.
>>564686104It's alright cause they jobbed to (Me)
>>564686104lol hsr has it worseThey made the geniuses job to honkek expy lmao
*RAWR* Fufu's here!I love Fufu's voice
we need a findom agent
>>564686454
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWvpT-0IUWQ&t=147sAstra's VA channel often stars other ZZZ VA's and they legit seem to have a great time.
>>564686729It's been a year and they've never met. It irks me
>>564686192Billy will save you.
>>564686787maybe people arent putting it on their surveys
>>564686632>Herta being one of the most popular characters>Screwllum being awaited since 1.X>Ruan mei being one of the best supports of the game bar none>Stephen releasing on this 4.X cycle
>>564686709Scary tiger
>>564686745Nicole?
>>564686454it must be scary to be a robot and know that your entire existence is dictated by artificial materials beyond your control that could fail at any time
>>564686761Fishtuber is the only YouTuber I'll tolerate.
>>564686761>Nangong's VA actually sounds exactly the same as Nangongkek, born for the job
>>564686761Da fish
>>564686059Steam API support was added to every Hoyo game but HI3rd a couple months back thoughbeit.
>>564687042You mean like how humans can randomly get a stroke or wake up with cancer?
>>564687042>materials beyond your control that could fail at any timeDescribes humans too
>>564687180>>564687270I mean I guess but our bodies are organic and can self heal and stuff, if you're a robot you're just at the mercy of wear and tear
>>564686709I love Fufu's intimidating aura
>>564686761Grace, Orphie/Magus, and Manato's VAs all went to school together too.
>>564686059>>564687171it never ceases to amaze me how retards here can come with the most retard and bad faith possible on why this game does certain things
>>564687603they are /vmg/jeets
I think Yuzuha put a pipe bomb in my lunchbox but I can't prove it
>>564687042You're never the same human again after your first kidney stone either.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZqgOxmQ2Y&t=174sTechnically, this means Ironmouse is canonically a part of the ZZZ universe.
>>564688032I just imagined Banyue and Aria having to pass an artificial kidney stone to get human experiences
ok so having played 2.6/2.7 I got to askwhat the fuck were they thinking with the entire china arc
>>564688032My poor dad said he had never experienced pain like that before. He literally just crumpled in the shower at 32y and my mom thought he was dead. Horrific.Closest I've ever been to dying was when I had severe food poisoning. I was relaxing on my bed doomscrolling and all the sudden I just turned over and barfed everywhere for about fifteen minutes. My muscles wouldn't respond, I was breathing in wet acid breaths, I had to half limp like the wolf of fucking wallstreet to the toilet. It just kept coming, things I had eaten the DAY PRIOR was coming up.I don't think a robot wants to experience that. I was lying on the bathroom floor shaking and trying to call my roommates for help but it was just weak wheezing. I eventually got their attention by kicking the door hard enough to make it swing back and not lock properly.Yeah, robots can be taken over by additional ransomware code, but they will never have nerves, twitch fibers, a biodome of bacteria that could just revolt against you at any time. Clankers have it easy sometimes.
Buff Caesar to work with Billy.Now.
>>564688665state mandated china updateno choice
>>564688665You finally left China!Now roll for Cissia, the best character in all of ZZZ
>>564688665Every chynuh game needs to have at least one dedicated nod to pooh otherwise they may be cut from funding. They were thinking about their social credit.If they wanted to do it properly they could have just kept the "chinkshit" relegated to one temple within a larger china-punk city scape where only fufu and other juniors are trying to restore it instead of goku bitch flying around telling the military she could wipe them out with a wave of her hand and can teleport persons of political/terrorist suspicion with impunity.
>>564688734>I had severe food poisoningHow did that happen? I ate a roast I left out overnight a few days ago and I thought I was in danger. 4 days have passed and nothing. I'll finish it tomorrow
so uh I stopped playing the game at the beginning of 2.5 does the story gets better the china arc really killed my motivation to keep going man
SexThat is all
>>564688921Ate at a sushi place with my roommates and it was the worst fucking thing I had ever tasted. Chalky calamari and a dragon roll that was just off. The miso soup was cold and I just couldn't finish it. That was at like 3pm-ish.By 5:30 i was unable to produce saliva, draped over the bathtub sill just spewing out everything. Docs said if I had been about an hour later I might not had made it.Clankers can just ship-of-theseus themselves forever. Qynyi for instance probably has no true original parts other than maybe her hair?
>>564682627Just a few days ago, people thought Billy was Voidhunter level and faaaaar surpassed Banyue.Look at them now.Next step, some humble pie for Anbyfags incomming.
>>564689073Any time any character wearing suisan temple garb is on screen is when you can safely /skip.Any time there's a military person on screen that does NOT have greenish hair, you can /skip.Do this until you start seeing a snake lady, then start paying attention again. By doing this you will literally not miss anything of import. Just run to spot A, open dialogue>baby vomit yellow garb on screen? skip>military on screen with no green hair? skipIt's that easy.If you like the Spook Shack stuff it's neutral. A nice texture and spice but is really its own contained thing.
>>564688734I want to see this happen to Aria
>>564689073yesbut 2.5 itself is really really bad to the point where I started to enjoy it ironically like The Room
In an hour or tomorrow?Fact that they didn't even specify a date makes me think they wanted it to be during the stream but since Snez stream was at the same time they decided to move it to tonight
for fuck sake buff Qingyi and release a loli attacker. I have to separate Sunna to her team because she is the only who can carry Corin (Astra wheelchair fall off really bad) and I dont have Dialyn or any other attacker (I dont like none of them)
>>564689604my bet is on a sunday it was when the teaser for 2.0 dropped
>>564686757*gifts 10 subs*
>>564689604Tomorrow.They need to let the wojack fagtubers get their OHMIGOD SO MUCH STUFF ITS PEAK ITS PEAKOnly for them to do their ITS SO JOEVER OH MY GOD four months later when their overhyped bullshit turns out to be just that, bullshit.
>>564689795>patternfagging for something that's only happened onceWe'd have gotten the trailer date days before livestream just like during 1.7
I only tab back into the thread every 50 or so replies to drop a bibi then i'm gone again
I raped Alice without a condom. I raped Ellen without a condom. I raped Sunna without a condom. I raped Nangong without a condom. I raped Aria without a condom. I raped Koleda without a condom. I raped Promeia without a condom. I raped Shung without a condom. I raped Vivian without a condom.I raped Yuzuha without a condom. I raped Trigger without a condom.I raped Anby without a condom.I raped Qingyi without a condom. I raped Zhu Yuan without a condom.I raped Lucy without a condom. I raped Piper without a condom. I raped Orphie without a condom. I raped nekomata without a condom. I raped Jane Doe without a condom. I raped Miyabi without a condom. I raped Seed without a condom.I raped Corin without a condom.I raped Cissia without a condom.I raped Dialyn without a condom.I raped Burnice without a condom.
>>564690165in a row?
>>564690165You forgot to capitalize Nekomata's name.
Don’t tell me Norma’s a defense class
>>564689986just because of this I wished on a wishing star that the teaser to drop only next week on a sunday
>>564690012
>>564690248She doesn’t deserve the respect
>>564690012>bibispammer admits to it
>>564690165You missed one
>>564690280Who did you think the new disc set was for?
>>564690334Fufu would be doing the raping
I'm not going to risk it.I'm putting Very Satisfied for everything on these surveys for social credit and better pull luck.
>>564690165Or so you thought.
>>564690165I noticed you forgot a few characters
>>564689643>for fuck sake buff Qingyi and release a loli attacker.You're using her wrong.1. She is lightning => She gets lightning Daze bonus and DMG bonus against Lightning weak.2. Lolis ARE the stunners, the big titty Thots are the DPS. So use Qingyi with Cissia and you use them against Lightning weal opponents.
>>564690565Jesus fucking christPLEASE
