Previous: >>564700514>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Don't you dare bring her here.
I want to have sex
Digitan LOVE
>>564724641pokke's boy milk...
bon bon
>Energy 100/100Shallnt do runs
>>564724869Cohabitation-ge with your favorite uma... How far away the ideal world...
>>564724878
Cygays really thought it would be funny to kill a game 4 times on 4 different servers with the exact same scenario
>>564724763Rice HATE
>>564725019and thats why they are the kusoge goats
>>564724763Bourbon would still appreciate HER HERO's efforts to celebrate her birthday.
>>564724763Laisu HATE.
>>564724862bring who?
>wake up>see porn being posted
reposting, which one? very similar skills
fuck rice
does uma share any VA with gundam series?I can't think of anyone out of my head
FRONTLORDS
>>564724878i really want to goon with digitan.
>>564724995sex
>>564725151Nishino would peek
>>564725151>t.
>>564724878I love Digitan do much ivwish I was like her
Flat chested, thick ass uma. The thinking man's choice.
>>564725237Maru's voices Miorine
>>564724995bush needs to be a little bit bigger
>>564725245How good is Daiwa? I might bring her next CM cause I'm bored of training Bourbon and Kitasan
>>564725151>>564725298Nishino would send nudes to her trainer
>>564725383WAT
>>564725160Left
For those that didn't see itYahagi and Fujita have gone insane
>>564725167gladly
>>564725160Right because neither are going to win but with tether she can at least somewhat kinda help your other umas[Spoiler]Both have questionable skill choices. Spurt does nothing, vision skills can actively fuck you[/spoiler]
>>564725470Why can't they just fucking retire him at the arima like originally planned instead of doing all this shit?
>>564725536sexo
>>564725424uh shes okmain attraction is boobs she has killer tunes so can use zoomer for asscape artistvbonbon is probably just better but i don't have
>>564724995>deleting a beautiful uma>doing nothing about the eyesore uggotanjani confirmed homo and sterile
FUCK
>>564725561Nice spoiler
>>564725586Either way, not much changes, except for fans seeing Yanko run a couple of times more
>>564725383what DA HECK i hate hagsky now!?
>>564725457you have to explain why...>>564725561yeah don't have anything better but I'll use right, also why did the spoiler fail
>>564725470>4 G1 in a row>and if he survives a 5th one in Japanis that horse going to be fine
It's over...
>>564725470don't do it ebayan you'll die at the larc
>>564725470>L'arcBro what the fuck
>>564725871anon...read it again...It's either dirt route to BCCor Turf road to L'ArcIf Yanko is fine after, then ArimaIt's max 3 races for him till the end of the year
>>564725424>>564725632she also has a strong early career and great aptitudes which helps in bantmlazer
>p-p-powerlet, a lot of uphill this time so you really want 1.1k+ for backliner!!!>powerlets will get their rude awakening this time!>ummm... next time for sure in the rainy CM!>u-uh this time for sure in this wet CM!>u-u-uhhhh this t-time for sure in this mountainous CM...!!!>p-p-powerlets will l-l-l-learn for sure in the next CM...
ebayan will race the larc and job to a random irish horse
yanko fucking yanko sex
>>564726138does any of this matter when xoguris have 1200 power anyway
this must be how the humans feel next to goku
>>564725740Egg on my face>>564725853Maybe she had a chance in b finals but with how many xoguris are running around you're probably going to be facing her there too...Genuinely no clue why the spoiler failed, was it the capital S? Or do I have to do something differently when posting from Chance?
>>564725470we're playing Yanko Must Die mode
>>564725141I need this on my face
>>564726148his name is Calandagan and he is goatedput some respect on the name
>>564725992I see, that sounds better. 3 races in 3 months in 3 different countrty sounds a bit heavy though but yeah.
>>564726185this
Only one good uma has been posted so far. Cygays should shut down global already, it was a failed experiment.
thoughts? don't THINK I'm missing anything......low wit if anything
CROIX WILL WIN THE LARC IN ROUND TWO THIS TIME FOR SURE
Hypothetically if Ebayan won the Arc would they add another Arc scenario just to brag?
>>564726335>ult lv6
>>564725586that's the "one race in japan at the end of the year"
Why do people give their racehorse boring names like "Anthony"?
>>564726215>Maybe she had a chance in b finals but with how many xoguris are running around you're probably going to be facing her there too...testing spoiler...yeah it's looking bleak but whatever>>564726280sex
>FM speedruns her chain before the debut and fucks the Pace ace run over
Can somebody post the Dueling table with the listed Guts to Speed bonuses?
>>564726335>787 staminathis better not be for CM13
>>564725470the only japanese horses who have even performed acceptably at the arc are in the 450-470kg range and ebayan is one of the fattest horses in the world. not to mention that european racing is just cancerous for front runners.
>>564726335>those stats>those skillsHoly luckshitter
>>564726435>Anthony
>>564726435>Ultima Weapon
>>564726269The dirt road is America + JapanTurf road is Ireland + France + Japan but European countries are so close that travel there is not a problem
>>564724763Rice Rice Rice Rice Rice Shower
they're making yanko use the skin cream
>>564726435Dad named ContrailMom named ULTIMA WEAPONAnthony.
>>564726335Personally not a fan of triggering groundwork with TTL since it adds an extra layer of wit check but aside from that she looks good anon. Getting Barcarole on top of the other meta inherits is good (this is assuming she has decent spurt rate, but you can check that in the umalator)
>>564726435she will win the dahby and you will marry Anthony
>>564725871He'll get muffins don't worry
>>564726638Three Rices to her name.
(You) will roll for Sweepy.
>>564726620So what race are they going to test to see if he can actually run turf?
>>564726435that's $100k of sperm show some respect
>randomly qualify for group AFuck off man. This game can be infuriating. Is it just a gambling addiction?
>>564726779Nah
whos ready for golshi gibs in 2 hours
>>564726835just quit after 2 wins bwo
>>564726938meeeee
>>564725871STOP POSTING THIS MAYA
>>564726779>G FrontI don't think I am.
>>564726786...It's in the post, Irish Champion Stakes (G1)It will also double as a prep race for L'Arc
>>564725470Oof. Frogs are gonna boil him alive. I wonder what would be more demonic, turning their rain machines again for bog or making it the driest possible version.
I want more borrows
>>564726938i'm not ready for the 30 gold ship runs to grind it
boysex 1/2
>>564725871CONTINUE POSTING THIS MAYA
>>564726530>>5647267055000 samples, honestly fineyeah I tried adding a green but there was no way to but desu if I'm failing taking the lead then things are looking grim anyway
>>564725470LET YANKO FACE SOVEREIGNTY SO WE CAN PUT THE DISCUSSION TO REST
>>564727041What happens if he jobs miserably in the prep race? Cut their losses and send him home? That kinda goes against the bushido spirit though so I feel like they'll still make him run L'arc
>>564725470If Yanko ever wins l'Arc Kaneko will be forced to let Pui, King Kame, Kurofune, Apapane and so on in the game
>>564727103Not a single person has said that post-Mantblazer.
>>564726938It's here already? No way
>>564727126sex with boys
>>564727205I simply abandon runs when they start to go poorly
>>564727205NTA but I actually kinda enjoy bashing my head against the wall trying to get an SS+ Vbobo for Taurus and wish i had more borrows rn
>>564727191He has enough prize money won to enter whatever race he wants, so unless there is a problem with his health, they will just run him till the end
>>564725470they're doing a sirius kwaboli rerun lmao
>>564727050source? or is it ai
>>564727421sekali_p sloppa
ryan LOVE
>>564725470When will Japs learn? They feed the European umas something else
>>56472720520 borrows like the gooks had would just let us spam runs and quit out at the first inspiration
20 borrowsHalf TPDouble RewardsClub rank be damned
Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard.
brotherman...
>>564727597The issue is that most jap horses dip to Europe for one race and go back. They should stay for a longer campaign and acclimate the horse to European races
>>564727514Is there anything more satisfying than Ryan and Dober’s unique activating at the same time? I think not.
Keep in mind that, no matter what, frontfriends must stick together!
First ever SS+ rank! after several UG
new cryer
>>564728050SHART falco would NEVER say this
>>564728050Don't trust Suzuka, she'll runaway at the slightest inconvenience
>>564727471rip, thanks anyways
CM12 status?
>>564728191*supiki
>>564728305cryer
>>564728191supicryer
>>564728304Fucking you from behind
>>564728191Nice
chowayo chowayo
>>564728050why are both bobo and suzu in semi-defensive stance
how retarded am i for thinking that this is enough power for a solo front runner?
>>564728679>45% winrateI mean, you're doing well enough for a solo front
>>564728679anon, solo front never workit will only work if your room has other front to snowball with
>>564728697My wife Bue would not be an e-whore
>>564728679pretty good compared to my solo front
Whenever I see Falco's poofy skirt I think of this
>>564729037This made me lean out of my office chair and my co-worker saw me.
>>564729037oh i'll obey my master alright
>>564729010falco has man shoulders
>>564725019Killing their games is the Cyjews specialty
>>564728819i see people with >50% wr with solo aces and think that i could do that too if my parents weren't absolute garbage and my luck during runs absolutely abyssmal
/uma/ Club > HorseMommy confirmed
passionate sex with boys
how come /akg/ gets a MLP collab but not us?
>>564728697cygames if they weren't gay
>>564729446Yeah but what about Eden
>>564729524>how come we haven’t opened the hell gate to the 4th umbral circleGee I wonder why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HbfLt1hElcyeah but how does it personally affect you?
>check club member list>last login 3d ago>last login 1d ago>last login 2d ago
>>564729623they don't play the gamepic related
>>564729524>check>it's realSo how does GR15 work on their thread?
American Pharoah and cherry blossoms
uhhhh what
>>564729524>it's realBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>564729623>Edenmaybe when sweepy can output UG uma
>last login 5d ago
>>564729865he will save japan's glass legs
>>564729867theyre elo tankingelo tanking is not a real thing
Stop insinuating the game is dead. I’m in too deep …
I need Super Creek dead
>>>564727476when will it be our turn
>>564730142you're in The Deep? kinda gay bro
>>564729385what if we made shadowverse a third time
American Pharoah should be a bratty ojousama when he becomes an uma
why did they make her outfit so lewd
>>564730169eh......nande?
my oldest member quit the game not sure how i feel about this
>>564730169Fucking never hopefully
>>564730054But statistically, more horses (both raw amount and percentage wise) die from injury in US
>>564730169>Israel
>>564729524>>564730169UMASRAEL
>>564729524>it's unironically realwho the fuck even cares about mlp nowadays outside of this mongolian basketweaving site
>>564730169umamiliation ritual
>>564730169In my days, posting pony stuff was against the rules.
DAIWA YOUR TWINTAILS ARE FINETHEYRE FINETRUST ME
>bring yeppers wit>get nimble nav from a FM hint or Teio MANT event>don't bring yeppers>no nimble nav for me
but why the pony though
>>564730424the curse got passed on to autistic zoomers and gen alpha
>>564730424It's growing in popularity in China for a while and zoomers that grew with the show are also nostalgia posting about it on TikTok.
>>564730507*mood down anyway*
>>564730424It’s getting a reboot, isn’t it?
What the fuck is even Arknights about
i have higher winrate than this buhi vfsloptuber. witgawd is all you need.
Will you give me a smooch if I win CM?
i want rainbow dash as an uma though...
It's actually amazing that internet was able to bully bronies into disappearing.
more like arknots
If I get bronze can someone adopt me?
>>564730953they (unfortunately) didn't disappear they just transitioned into being vtuber fans
>>564730950based and same
Just lost to a double dommy+XOguri /uma/nigger
>>564730953Are the Arknots devs Bronies? Why would you collab with them in current year?
>>564731101you lost to sovl
good training seeds today huh..
>>564730813If you win A finals I'll ERP with you and be gay with you.But you have to post your team WR right now.
https://poal.me/mtq6ayhttps://poal.me/mtq6ayhttps://poal.me/mtq6ayhttps://poal.me/mtq6ay
why does every general have 20 posts per min but not uma? we really lost
>>564731234where's the was option
>>564731381once a brony, always a brony
>>564731234I'm a moeslop consummer cute stuff enjoyer pink clothes haver and have never watched that. It's too gay.
>>564731234Huh, I thought there would be more overlap
>>564731224i already posted it >>564726205
Uma mentioned at an exhibition in Horse Racing Museum
>>564730557I thought autistic zoomers/gen alpha latched onto vtubers and robloxshit
>>564731564Noted, you have to win now.
>>564731647zoomers were the target audience. they grew up with it
Jani
>>564731297our HEROES and a chud
>thread suddenly becomes slowdon't tell me all the shitposters moved to the pony thread
good morning umafrens!!
>>564732174>look at their post speedThat's definitely what happened
>>564731564There's so many Chiyoposters now, how are we supposed to know who to smooch?>>564732185Good morning anon!
>>564732174so the shitposters are all /vt/umors AND bronies
>>564732174arknights board
>>564732174Love you, Miss Muteki
>>564732174nyo I'm prepping to watch Spurs get relegated and will be shitposting in /sp/
>>564732331The real truth of that matter is shitposters have no allegiance, they just want to shit up a thread, any thread
Hey
>>564729741Mambro...
>>564732591hey
>>564732664>>564732740hey
>>564732740ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
These are at o fucking ugly, stop I rather have winning ticket posted
>>564732949hey
>>564732949
>>564732949what about this one?
>>564733031dumb ugly Brian
I'm also the biggest shitposter in every thread
>>564733150no, teioposter is the BIGGEST shitposter we have actually
hey
>>564733285Wife rabi
0-1-1-2It's already so over...
>>564733351you qualified on day 1, right anon?
>>564732591>>564732664>>564732740>>564732816>>564732824>>564733043>>564733194>>564733285HEY
>>5647334271-0-0-0 on day 1
>>564733539I hope group B will be kinder to you, anon.
Rulership
>>564733539next time roll for xoguri lol
>>564733854
Squeezed orange
>>564733874I might just join some C rank club and play like 10 careers per CM after this one. I get too upset putting any effort in and getting nowhere, depends how B final goes
>>564733539>>564733351you didn't queue at reset did youhope there is less bullies in group B, newfriend anon
>>564734073
>>564733539You see what x-Oguri does to people? All of you should be ashamed
>>564734038The Xog was only 20 dollars away on the paid selector
>>564733978Rurushi paizuri
getting real tired of being bombarded with propaganda
>>564734551HOLY FUCK ITS MR CB
>>564734551
>>564733854This Laisu is a slut
>>564734073Someone overcooked their rice
the memories are coming back...
>>564734073burnt rice erotic
Early hello and good night friends!!
>>564734551We are all pulling for Shibi
It's illegal that we're not allowed to lewd the umas when Bourbon exists
>>564734665They are not allowed to wear those!
>>564735202anon that's a robot
Tamamo's story is full of "then suddenly this happens"I still don't get why Gold City is her rival.
>>564735227you're right, but it's sexier when they do
>>564725942
>>564735285same generation
>>564735285tamtam and shichi are part of the same generation
>>564735530OJOU
yosh! minna ikuyoooooooooo!
>>564735202this
Hard Work can never beat Talent (roll for XOguri)
>frequency of play hasn't moved significantly>rank within club has increased dramaticallydanchud, we must reload...
>>564735638AAAACCCCCCKKKKKK
Gold Sexchi
>>564735547>>564735560Makes sense.>Tamamo's story was just Rudolf reading it from a bookSo it was a story of her generation. Not my favorite one to read but Tama was still endearing compared to her cool version in the anime.
>>564735716*Money (Buy Xoguri with the selector)
>>564735285who is Shichi's rival in her own career?
>>564735685
Gold Ship in 30. You hyped?
>>564736146my cock
>>564736146The concept of winning
>marked
>>564736357i need all 5, at the same time.
>>564736054You also end up marrying that gremlin poorfag
holy duelkino
>>564736543Slut.
>>564736668who are you looking to add to your harem next?
>>564736357For me it's the red cow und die Kuh
>>564726757Horses eat muffins?
>>564734878Night night SEA fag anon
>>564736357
I keep playing the same song on repeat
>>564736758
>>564735925kek
>>564736950My skibidi adhd zoomer, that's what we call locked in
>>564736912i wish daiwa would rape me
*unrapes you*
>>564736991but of course
>>564736950Sometimes I listen to a single song on repeat for over an hour at a time
>>564737237if it's good it's good
>>564736950there was one time i listened to the same song for almost an entire day. it happens
>>564737345sovl
I don’t want to fuck an Uma musume. I just want to spend my Saturday lazing in bed and reading b
>>564737519t raped
REMINDER SCARLET CHEATED ON VODKA WITH EISHIN AND HAD A BABY CALLED UMBRELLA DATE
>>564737517Is there a particular reason they made her the first uma you train. Scarlet is the first impression you get on this universe
>>564737814Ichiban
>>564737785>mare getting fucked by a stallion>this is deemed a surprise Okay lol
>>564737814Cow wife nr.1!
>>564737814everyone loves big boobs
>>564737814She's the sexiest uma from the release ones.
>>564732591>>564732664>>564732740>>564732816>>564732824>>564733285wei
Daiwa Major, Scarlet's brother, got Vodka pregnant
ArkGODS won
>>564737785The baby? That's me.
>>564738032wahey!*
I've started throwing career runs just so I can complete the daily missions. It's over for me.
Daiwa Scarlet called me a faggot
>>564738206Most people have given up on MANT by now, it’s ok bwoSave you carats for grand live
Are people lowballing stam in Taurus? Might try bringing a hybrid Nature if so
there's no way Daiwa can accelerate with these what a stupid design for a race horse
>>564738206I do either that or one MANT run a dayI just can't do it anymore
...
>>564738392yes>t. lowballer, for now
Golshi gibs today?
No talky until I had my coffee.
>>564738394This is not accurate at all
>>564738392there are people in rooms trying to avoid the 1 gold tax so yes
>started MANT with 400+ clocks>just dipped down to 300 todayI'm a step closer to a long break until the next scenario... Wonder if this will be enough until the last MANT CM
On my 3rd mug of coffee today (I woke up 4 hours ago)
>>564738690Nishino would NOT say this
on a fast learner run too. I fucking hate this game
>>564738690:D
>>564738682You know Radiant is almost a Gold recovery and everyone has it right
>>564738774still on my first monster (woke up 4 hours ago)
>>564738793speed star is a shit skill btw
>>564738854Better be a monster zero. We are on a diet
>>564738814>radiant is almost a gold recovery
it's a new day
ummm where is goldshit gibs
>>564738814doesn't stop those neighas from not taking it and trying to get by with bare minimum stam with white recoveries
YOU WILL BE MINE TODAY YOU BIG TITTED SKANK. YOU CAN'T DODGE ME ANYMORE.
>>564738972weeks start on mondays
>>564738927...we?
It's a new day!
>new day>app icon is goldship >no goldship gibsWhere are my free carats cygames?
I only do one run a day and i'm in a S club
>Oguri pops Festive Miracle and slams straight into Kitasan's assMoments like these never get old
>>564739048based mambo
I love it when it's a new day
Should I grab radiant star for Xoguri for Aries cup? Or trade it for Gold NSM + Baracole? Already have nsm
>>564738941yayyy
>golshi star piece 2 times in 2 daily shopsGO AWAY
>>564739060That was actually Biwas fault
>>564739034i say this
>>564738746based succubus
Good news. We're getting 564 clocks for Golshi week
>>564738076It bothers me that people only mention Major to glaze Vodka
>>564739357I would unironically take this over the carats
>>564739357If you’re lying I will rape you. 7 and I dox you
>>564739360dont worry, one day we will have daiwa major and deep impact and meisho samson in the game
>>564738814>Almost a gold(around 2 whites)>Almost a midrace skill(can trigger late and do nothing)lol
>>564739357OMG TY GOLSHI!
It's over
>>564739357GLORY TO CYGAMES
>>564739357>people need clocks Huh?
>3 A+ clubs are dying
>>564739191YAY
hear me out, what if i do pace maya for cm13she has a final corner accel unique + innate nsm
>>564739151>Radiant Star on Xoguri
>>564739251That makes it even better, blocked by her big head
> -1 hourI hecking love MANT
Get in my roster, time to run bitch ragged
>>564739151do NOT
>>564739480>>564739548>>564739645Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
Why don't we have meme /uma/ race showoffs like /vm/a? Is it because this general is more tryhard than them so anything for fun would be turned into a uberoptimized sweaty hell?>>564739605If you can complete a MANT run with her, sure.
>>564739465how old is Makoto Kaneko again?
>>564739151Radiant Star will make Festive Miracle misfire, grab Barcarole and other mid/late-race velocity skills
they were not kidding that MANT would kill global
>>564739768Because we all know /uma/ would absolutely destroy them. Have you seen the umas /v/ma trains?
My club is almost back in A+
>>564739548I don't care about random clubs. Is the iconic /uma/ club Mambo dead yet? That's the only thing that matters
>>564739553SATURYAY
West Ham scored
give up on my Digitan already god damn it
>>564739534play the FUCKING game
please gaslight me for cm13thinking of going 1 pace + 1 latebut idk yet for the third slot one (no frontslop)
I'm inclined to think any scenario would killed the population. Only autistic individuals like us are primed for doing this monotonous activity.
>>564739827No, I mean. Races within /uma/, I didn't ask to join their sandbox playground but the reason why an /uma/ cup doesn't exist.
>>564739768But saturdays showdown is in 7 hours? There's also the marvelous sunday races?
>>564739961>play>during MANT
>>564739768we peaked at Danchou Cup
>>564739831>when your club is trying to climb back into A+ but you're not doing anything to help
Rudolf had a hard life
>>564739998we had the danchou cup which was big memes
>>564739962GolShi for last slot
My 5th 3* blue and pink... out of 1300+ careers. Wish it wasn't speed
we need another danchou cup
>>564739961>play once>40 minutes goneNyo
>>564740094>>564740120CHEATERS WON
how come rickey got her own song?
>>564740118show decks please
why is air groove so strong this CM? good unique timing?
mambodancho wasn't in the dancho cup thougheverthey that should not be named also cheated
>>564739480dancho........
>>564740149fock
>>564738825CUUUUTE
poor guy didn't even build his stuff properly>matched against 2x doms next
>>564739465Kinda sad that three generations of Umas are locked because of only two horses.
>>564739904Wolves will next inshaumallah
>>564739480>>564739645
They will never add Agnes Flight because the fan design is too perfect and they can't copy it
>>564740392That's a cingray enjoyer.>yaeno muteki new fan
>>564740109Seiun Sky is cute, so forgiven
>>564739845Of course not. We just wait for the game to assign a new mambchou.
dancho cup was a sign that the /uma/ community topped
>>564738825
>>564740426looks like they got another injury
>>564740149>>564740365I got 3 in rapid succession and now am on a 60 run dry streak...
>>564739845/uma/clubro...
>>564740392cingray kino
>>564739868saturyay fun fun fun yay happyyay
>>564740768No. That's not okay. Request denied, Bourbon-san.
your time is up currenfags
>>564740263anni uma privilege
DAAAAHBYYYY
>>564740310
who else "retire after 2 wins" here?
Yae
>>564740880next week (kentucky)
>>564740881how do u ug on a shit honse but S+ on a good one
I need cocks
>>564740780Hey we use the same marker for our 3* blues
Hypothetically speaking, if /uma/ club danchou hypothetically kicks me after this month due to a lack of fans, hypothetically which guild is for me?
>>564740829lots of enjoyment and good times yippie yip yip yippieeee
>>564740860>the average smart falcon torena
>"alright, shitter hours, time to have fun">pic relnevermind
Shut up, you are not gay
>>564740845Rice will remember this.
>>564740983Oguri had no one show up for speed all senior summer even with multiple whistles and had no one show up on speed for all 3 final trainings. She even started with early charming. It was the biggest choke I've ever seen.
>>564741015What does lack of fans mean and how will you conduct yourself in the future?
>>564741036now that (You) are here YES
>>564741226I've BEEN here! it's no coincidence it started when you arrived
>>564741147>2 speed trainings would have capped speedthis game is fucking evil
>>564740118Honestly an impressive winrate on Rudolf without NSM or Medium S.
>>564741208I am unable to answer this question at this point in time. No further questions, thank you.
I have more clocks now than at the start of mant...
>>564741437Then perish!
>12* Medium, 2* Mile>keep getting Mile S run after runTime to close the game
>charming before debutthis is the run
>>564741015If you don't feel like playing enough to stay in the club give danchou a warning so he knows how many to recruit ahead of time. Getting kicked midmonth sucks for all involved...
>>564741037you mean former torenas
>>564741673>>564741673>this is the run to get shit stats/skillsI hope this is not the case, but the odds are not in your favor
>>564741673Beware>>564741147
>>564741783>>564741816why do you wish only the worst for your torenas...
>>564741849I wish him luck
>6th place>proc pump>overtake a ryan too quickly>ryan is now 6th place and activates her own stronger pump>the ryan winsarere...
>>564741849Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. We are helping our umadachi prepare themselves
>>564741337more like it's because of US
what would you do in this situation?
when are they adding the use 10 singles at once feature bro just thinking about using them one by one once wit CB comes out makes me want to die
>>564741673>he is being optimistic
>>564742037that's more like it
>>564742064I can’t even tell what uma this isSiL?
>>564741405I regret the lack of Yukino for NSM. Then at least I could have probably shoehorned her into some future mile CM where she'd be a real contender I'll probably still put her in anyway
>>564742147then die
>>564742170Looks like maya
>>564742064nothing because that's me in the right
>>564742170
>>564742341Oh, you’re right, I didn’t see the pig tail
>>564742397teio tail*
>>564742147Why would you want to pull a single 10x over a 10 multipull?
I havent seen dober's ult proc even once on my 2 latesdid i get scammed?
>>564742456tickets broI'll have like 80 when the smaru banner rolls around and am also dreading the carpal tunnel
>>564742456guess what item lets you pull once RETARD?????
>>564742549next CM will work, this one is too front heavy
>>564742003That's one of the rare cases where Steadfast actually works out and your uma can fight back
>>564742372correction
Mayano isn’t a slut, stop
>>564742630>velocity skill during the accel phase gwo...
>>564742613BUT YOU SAY THIS IN EVERY CM!!!
>>564742714She craves trainer cock.
>>564742596
>>564742456Retard
>rushednice inherit gwo more like moving past nowhere, and BRICKED
>>564742064Shit and piss and cum and faint and die
>>564742064why is torena-san censored?
>>564742860You also need to run 3 lates, running a pace or front will ruin the consistency of your late
>>564742992Do you want him to lose his job?
>>5647428604 fronts EVERY room bwo
not making the conference league kinda sucks but seeing that vile juden club get relegated is worth it
>>564742147unless you're carat broke you might as well just save the tickets
>>564742980pumping into dober, and beyond
>>564743083stop being rude to spurs
>>564742456It’s a poorfag issue
Does bringing 3 fronts makes all of them push each other even harder than just 2 fronts?
>>564742980why is this gif so popular here?
Can a duel be one-sided?
>>564743189This general if filled with MEN...
>>564743189Dober is gigacute
>>564743169having your pacers/fronts constantly duel each other is a strategy yes but it's really hard to get it constantly to pop off
big thinkge
>>564743251One can benefit from it way harder than the other if there’s a huge guts differential
>>564743017>run 3 lates>the other two guys bring 3 fronts each Pump for 7th place when?
>>564743441What if one of the umas doesn't have enough extra stamina to start the duel, does the duel just not happen?
>Victory Cheer! into 777+Chu of Courage
>>564743540Yeppers
>>564743398your power???
>>564739645>>564739705Shit... Cygames is so retarded, we could have quick race and turbo skip
>>564743531ENTER
>>564743632>turbo skipIs this a thing?
>>564743660>all fronts>&is_overtake
>>564743398>get hat after this>>564743620IT'S HARD I USE TOO MUCH STAM SPARKS ON MY PARENT
Ugh, men (and their veiny cocks)
>changed the big three's outfits to their vanilla ones to give newfriends some hope when they first load into the lobbywho else /devilish/ here?
New PC mouse arrived I can finally play the game again. Time to bash my head against the wall for 5 borrows and then go back to doomposting
>>564743540>enough extra stamina to "start the duel"What?Dueling doesn't care about whether you have enough health (to finish WITH dueling) the moment it's started.If you're gassed out then you're going to be running at 10m/s therefore no dueling happens.Dueling starts if you're close enough in speed and only ends if someone shoots too far forward or someone gasses out due to the extra speed from dueling.
>>564743769No way the 6th front doesn't get overtaken dude, they don't have redshift or anything to push them along with the pack
>>564743840Outfit changes are only visible to yourself...
>>564743843>he doesn't have a back up mouse and keyboard
>>564743843Your phone? Your backup?
>>564743798>be me >try to date my fellow trainers >they always get scared off after the first date >am I really that terrible at flirting?>Mejiro Dober sees I’m sad >invites me to her mansion for tea>im not doing anything this weekend so why not
>>564743840How do I change them back
>>564743937I had a backup mouse but it's an incredibly shitty and tiny one and I didnt want to misclick any trainings because I was already misclicking a bunch just doin normal pc stuff>>564743996dislike phone gaming
>>564724763happy birthday mihono baboon!
I WANNA PULL
>>564743853>Competition cannot occur when HP is less than 15%, and will end if HP is reduced to below 5%.
>>564744074You are excused for gracing my eyes with some Kris. Do some runs, we need fans for the club
>>564744015...keep going
>>564744141my bad guess I'm the dick sucker for this thread.
I'll keep saving for the trannyon/light hello rate up
>>564743928no way....
>>564743798>parenthesis Dober would not say that
>>564744268You are weak
>>564744230I'm a top 10 earner for the club, it's the others that should be picking up the slack tbdesu....only barely and Tamalove (formerly dedicated to Almond) has other problems right now
We should have a newfagcupTrainers with the lowest fan count of each club compete for glory
Spurs won but at least they are still in relegation
>>564744376But she just said that... it's on /uma/ so it's 100% facts
>>564744268>>564744457Heh, I bet you guys don’t know the true meaning of restraint
>>564744457buhiiiii buhiiiiiii buhiiiiiiii
>>564744263>I'm the dick sucker Nope, that's me.
>Grass with 1198 Speed + 3 greens and Medium S managed to hit 26m/sShe hasn't won a single race and you can tell it's getting to her.
3-3-3-58 digitan wins, 6 maya wins and 0 flower winsgambling is the only hope for round 2 ikuyoooooooo
reminder that vf sloptube has 0 karats and spent over 500k carats to have sub 80% wr
Barcarole works on fronts in cm13?
>>564744520A draw with Leeds and Chelsea will (probably) winThe problem is Villa and Everton who should be able to easily beat them are inconsistent as shit and will more than likely give out free points
>>564744074>>564744486>DEI UmaNeck yourself
>>564744960it's ok he can ask his parents for more tuition money
>>564745003If you manage to get it and angling+red shift yeah
>>564726251I feel bad that they stole his balls
>>564726148Ebayan will win L'Arc and Cygames will make her so OP that Oguri looks like a joke.
>>564742860>he fell for it
>>564743398Think bigger
Why is it so slow on /uma/
>>564745528the thinker.........
>>564745534doing my runs
>>564745534most schizos and shitposters are shitting arknights thread
cause the game sucks bro no one actually plays it
>>564745045If Spurs play like they did today I don't see them winning anything, especially if the injured players don't recover fast
>>564745534im busy fucking playing the game man
>>564745534I'm busy fucking man
>>564745647>im busy fuckingyeah, me
>>564745534>9am on a Saturday >average working adult wakes up at 10:30am on the weekend Better question is why you’re up so early toreina san
>>564745516>chocolate boxliesdeception
>>564745724>wasting daylightngmi
>>564743771THE RUN???
>>564745861wagies deserve good sleep sometimes even if it means less daylight
>>564745861we're not plants bwo
>>564745513Works on my machine
Test
>>564745861I work nights-all I have is daylight!
Is Uma Stan even good for Taurus or my Lates will be pushed to the front of the pack and kill themselves
>>564745942>wagies deserve
>>564745534There's really nothing interesting going on right now in the game
>>564745585>>564745647This. Every time people ask this I"m like because unlike the last two scenarios you can't blow thru all your runs in a couple hours
>>564745050Fuck you, we love chocolate women here
>>564746085They’re not serious about asking, they’re bored and they’re trying to poke you to get you to entertain them
>>564745861you don't even go outside of your room anyway
test
>>564746174HOW DO I OVERTHROW MY DANCHOU I NEED A NATIE GF
>>564746174O Danchou, my Danchou
>>564745513>>564746317puke on him
>dancho event>mambodancho quits the gameok this is kinda funny
>I NEED A NATIE GF
>>564730379because there are more horses running more races and they all have the same fucking problem because horse breeders are retards
>>564746174FUCK DANCHOU
>I need a Natie gf
>>564742860Derby is the only real track. Trust
>>564739548
>>564746131>liking bad designs
>>564745513You just know the maker of this meme is a witlet and gets rushed 24/7
>>564746174>captain Kill localizers
Sorry, fanslaves, but this is real life Danchou always gets the girl
>>564747256Ugly Natie
>>564725470Unfathomably based. Just run the horse. Sometimes miracles happen. GET THAT L'ARC VICTORY YANKO
>>564730673love yaeno's chinky fox eyes
>>564747040I said chocolate not niggers m8
what club is this natie Dancho in?
>tamalove>doesn't love Tamamo's small personalities
>>564747392Same shit
>>564724878I love this art. I want to see an adaptation of Digitan's victory over Opera and Doto so bad. The overlord at century's end having his reign finished, in the rain, alongside Doto, by this cute little Secretariat gremlin fangirl. FUCK IT WOULD BE SO EPIC WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE IT A MOVIE YET
I love my onahole so much
>I need a Natie gfYou only want an insecure woman to control her
>>564747361Cute(ki) Fox
>>564747642Yes?
>>564747642>moleNo hags
>>564747609Do not call your trainee an onahole!
>>564747195there are plenty of shitty translations in this game but this one is fine
>>564744940>4 huge accels on Digitan plus Radiant Starholy gamba. I wish you victory, fellow DigibroTHE STRONGEST
>>564747642But her career is you building up her confidence and going for a win over settling
>>564747609Fresh milk smell with fresh sweat smell with fresh shampoo smell all cloying together in those Twin Tails
>>564747670
>>564747731>no hagsLove hags. Befriend hags. Hug a hag from behind. Pomf a hag into your bed. French kiss a hag. Hold hands with a hag. Put an engagement ring on a hag's finger. Cook hags nice food. Watch movies with hags. Make hags wear youthful clothing. Missionary position with a hag. Record love making with a hag. Eat out a hag. Resurrect a hag's womb. Mating press hags. Impregnate hags. Marry hags. Have children with hags. Drown hags in love. Grow old with hags. Sexo with hags.
Want to make a Tamamo Cross for round 2, what's a good parent for her? I was using Dober until now.
>>564746601I agree with you on breeders being retarded but>because there are more horses running more racesLast time I checked, the US still had a worse ratio of injuries per 1000 starts, on both dirt and turf, than Japan (though the data was from something like 2015 - 2020)
>>564747642What if I want a Dream Journey gf?
>>564748151I’ve been using Ryan and Dober
>>564748117What?
>>564747763be my onahole instead
Bobo love
>>564748217
>don't have Sky>don't have OG Maruso how do I play CM13?
What're the cards I should save up for now if I wanna play pace chasers? besides Tachyon Speed, do I bother going for daiwa power?
>>564748151Ryan and Dober still
Is this race in summer really worth it?
>>564748412any uma with lucky seven can win it
>>564737785vodka was so distraught over this she fled to ireland and fucked an uma named frankel there in retaliation
>>564748424Maruzensky card on June
>>564748217Leave my umadacchis alone! You’ll never have them
>>564748620is maru speed good for pacers? I always thought she's just a front card
Happy birthday Bourbon!
>>564748578yes, except when it isn't
>>564748412All you have to do is to not play fronts.Frontfags only live in a world where they can gaslight everyone that fronts are needed.Play pace chasers or latesloppers then borrow Maru.
>mihoyo slopbon
>>564748578if there arent any rainbows
>>564748424Daiwa Power banner ended already
HOOOEEEH
>>564748325>>564748723Bobo love!
>>564748723>western artist >trannyshit Every fucking time
>>564748713Maru is a front only card. Nothing to roll on for Paces before Tachyon/LH.
Mambo danchou is died?
>>564749012guess I'm saving up until july then
>>564749060(((((they))))) executed him....
>>564749060YWNBSW
>>564725160>spurt does nothingwhat did anon mean by this
75 more days of Mantblazer...
>>564748981https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87098073>anon>schizophrenicEvery fucking time.
>no longer almondlove :c
>>564748981based retard
>>564748578Even in the best case scenario a g1 win will net you 20 stat points with a gold hammer and like another 20 if it gets you the right epitaph from it AND maybe some +15 stat scrolls if you're really lucky. Those are in random stats so basically no 99% of the time its never worth it when summer rainbows are getting you 150+ stats from a single trainingThis rule pretty much applies to any training though you always go for big rainbows over races.
>>564748424Borrow daiwa when you're making parentsSave for FM rerun, Tachyon, Ramonu or wit McQueen (who's after Speed Pasa) if you're skipping Ramonu
>>564748723Bourbabs...
I NEED CLUB DRAMA, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>564749231>another artist lost to wokeness Sad
>>564739868SATURWEI
>>564749269FM is already MLB'd which is why I was thinking what to go for next, I guess next move is to just wait for tachyon speedalready have Nishino for parent farming too
Tamamo's umafans...
>>564748424the only off-anni card pace chasers have to get is mcqueen wit in like a year from now
>>564748713strong as a general speed card as well, just 1LB is good if you don't train frontsyou'll be running 3 speed cards in grand live due to raised stat caps so she will be good to have alongside kitasan and tachyonif you already have something like biko or bakushin mlb and plan to pull for tachyon, you can disregard i think
>>564749384Shitposters like you belong on a cross.
>>564749371Honsefun danchou and shortstack danchou were kissing behind the bleachers
>>564749505>he wants umas to look like menFaggot
>>564748981there's western artists whose art is posted in the thread that is not tranny shit nice bait nigger
>>564749371A Soon
>>564749496my bakushin is MLB'd so yeah I'm good on speed cards for now which is why I wasn't really considering Maru speed as much
>>564749269nobody in their right mind is skipping Ramonu bwo
>>564749505Ave, true to Caesar
>>564749242almondbros in shamblestamabros stay winning (but still short and flat)
>danchud finally got off his ass and started kicking the flatliners>I was one of those flatliners
>>564747642>buck teethoh nonono
>>564748981Boo!
>>564749505
>>564749442I want to date Tama, be her sugar daddy, and irrevocably impact her financial life that she’s forced to marry me to keep her family’s new quality of life
>>564749706meine chungus fraulein...
>>564749371AlmondLove rebranded Mambodancho is MIA Uma&Co's unfamous NTR poster is quitting after this month/uma/ club is poaching Re:Bricked's highest earner
>>564749371Mambochou is deadAlmondanchou is dead and goneWhat more do you need
next thread will be better
>>564749509big if true
>>564749775I don't want to leave but I don't love tama
>>564749706
>>564749790Literally a man
Shaving my legs o men are tempted to grab my thighs and butt at the beach
>>564749874>Uma&Co's unfamous NTR poster is quitting after this monthPlease be true
>>564750072faggot
>>564750072
>>564749265>always go for big rainbows over racesHow much stats over a race? 30+? I assume G2/3 only
>>564749505Man, I LOVE FALLOUT
>>564750072This is so gay there is no way a man wrote this
>>564749874/uma/club killing every A+ club under the sun....
>>564750072>>>/y/
>>564748723holy fucking shit muscular women are erotic
>>564750059you still getting your dick squeezed by a real vagina(true)
happy birthday mohoyo bonbon
>>564749642>29/30>againnot even tech companies layoff employees that quickly
>>564750191Yes, I do love non-Bethesda Fallout.
>>564749965Yae
>>564750336Please do not euthanize Teio
>Forget I'm understammed for crown>Pick satsuski sho anyways>Forced to buy recoveries
>>564750402Buff women aren't real women.
sex
>>564750308I am biI just think that shiting up a thread like this is worthy of being called a faggotfaggot
>>564750469BASED
>>564750585This is a cat
>>564750527it's just a jab don't worry
>>564745392ebayan will eat so many croissants in france he will be disqualified from running l'arc due to concerns about his weight
>>564750565This is so gay there is no way a man wrote this
>>564750609Ugly as fuck
>>564749242Holy brick
>>564750308>being gay as fuck >doesn’t even have the decency to post himself in Uma cosplay to make his gay shit on topic Faggot
>>564750674also got a brain tumor
>>564750635I'm bi too, the bi stands for based
>>564750308teiobro...
>>564750308What if I wanna experiment by fucking children
>>564750412It's Barbin
>>564746131she's more of a caramel complexion than outright chocolate thougheverbeit
>>564750871Don’t worry. We will get you the auto doc fixed
Redo your frontsThe skill fairy can smile upon ye
>>564750921inshallah
>lurking /vm/a>many posts about anons at 0 plats and they headpatting each otherWhat about /uma/? I'm sure the sweaty thread doesn't have plat virgins, right?>>564750921sir, this is a wendy's
What a nice day to make Maruzensky run 59 races in a row.
>>564751068nyo, sure it's not even 10% its fucking 0.03-something
>>564750527Too late
>>564748161You don't want a Jani gf.
how easy would it be to convince Scarlet to let you kiss her chest
>>564747670cute!
>>564750921Jewish or Muslim?
>>564751140why are you lurking in my comfy thread(general)
>>564751257He's both
>>564751068>3 times weaker than speed eaterwhy is cygays so afraid of cooking
>>564751070
if curren is so popularwhere is her 2nd alt????checkmate currenchuds
>>564751150(-0.035) but that's why you have it on everyone
>>564751257As long as they aren't black, fat or men I'm happy
>>5647511401 plat bro hereshould realistically have like 4 at this point but i have the worst finals luck known to man, i'm cursed with picrel
>>564751330i wish there was more trainer rape by mcqueen
>>564750156I think its generally agreed that 40+ on a training you go for
Do you go classic or tiara route to train for this CM? I forgot about the kikka sho filter when training for a low stam CM with umas that's not Vourbon/SMaru/Hoguri
>>564751225I only Dream Journey can tell me what I do and don't want.
>>564751140/v/ma has a lot more casuals, they have some really strong trainers but most of them are not very sweaty. We have a lot of casuals here too but the sweats are the loudest voices.
>>564751401a single hesistant deboof is doing more work than whatever luckshit lottery you're trying to do. Triple speed eater was -0.45 combined, now that's something.
>>564751284I've been lurking /vm/ since the board was made don't think too much about it
>>564751225Why not? (Nervous laughter)
>>564751545Im training backliners so I'm going the crown route
>>564750921everyone here is technically a dunce since we are the legal guardians of our umas
https://jiggie.fun/DYF8Bf
Jobber hours. Queue now.
>>564751252The Cutest
>>564751846why do you need jobbers during round 1
>>564751846>Dasca>SOVL>double dom>SOULESS
>>564751742>Coal Shitty Kill yourself
>>564751398Hayahide, Tosen Jordan, and Anus Fujin have 2 alts so this is an invalid argument
I think tamamo's solo song is one of my favorites https://youtu.be/N6zAGGUKBwk
>>564751140You'd actually be surprised we ran a poal once and the most common amount of plats is between 0 and 1./uma/ is tryhard central so you got a lot of people winning plat multiple times, but the average poster is not doing too hot, you check rooms and it usually is the same people running them and then the same people winning, nothing wrong with that, just people forget there's a lot of us who are here for cute girls or casual competition T. Plat virgin
>>564751926>want to win with your oshi? >bring 2 debuffersgrim
>>564751545i haven't done triple crown route for any cm build after pisces cup, kikka sho is too demandingdoesn't help that i've been training almost exclusively fronts
>>564751954forced meme
>>564752148kuka
>>564751553Okay yeah nevermind, you do want a Jani GF.>>564751634A Jani GF is like dating your mom. She'd infantilize the fuck out of you and assume a majority of the responsibility while acting kind to you despite the shit tests and gaslighting. Unless you're the type of person who can handle being a spoiled manchild and place your trust in her despite her shady behavior it's going to be tough. It might not be that nice to be in a relationship this unequal where your only contribution would be your kindness. You're kind of like a pet who's kept around for emotional support rather than any functional benefits.
>>564750240You're right, I'm a boy
>>564752220>t.Helios
>>564751140I got 0 plats (not due to lack of effort), it just hasn't worked out. I know I'm kinda shit it's over for me.
Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane Matikane
>>564752274How big is your cock
>>564751846you lied to me
>>564752397Fuku Tann Fuku Tann Fuku Tann Fuku Tann
>>564752491
>>564746174SEGS SQUAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>5647524576.5 :\
>>564752389don't lose hope bwo... i had >60% wr in 3 CMs and got raped in finals for all 3, took me until aquarius to get a plat and it was with 57% wr (this bullshit is why i prefer to use wr rather than plat count)
>>564751405Got Lebronze James over here
