Previous: >>564752491>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>564773219>>564775657she couldn't fathom the flower... had to tell ALL her friends!>>564775680nyoooooooo not the cute zoomie aaaa
Why would I pull Cheerleader Neicha? As a cheerleader chances are that she only wants to have sex with a football ace and not a gross ota. In umaverse that football ace is probably another uma, so she just wants to give open-mouth kisses on extremely long labia lips.
>>564775890Stop it you're gonna make me pull for her
oshi more like oishi
>>564775754dancho...............
Mayano wants her anime! SHE WANTS IT NOW!
>>564775825She needs more figting spirit
I want a dominant /uma/ bf who will just lay down next to me and cuddle me whenever he feels like it, regardless of my consent.
>>564775825so cute. I love that she does that.
>>564775890jordan sexo
>>564776107Please don't come back...
Bukkake. If only you had 3* power like your parents.
>>564776023>>564775825
OK one morehttps://jiggie.fun/OCANUDhttps://jiggie.fun/OCANUD
Digitan LOVE
>>564776097Pls dont eat the Tamtam...
>>564776108Only if she can win in gang beast 2 games in a row
Why didn't anyone tell me this before I got heavily invested in this game? All my experiences with my trainees turned out to be lies. Cygames considers me being born male a sin so great that I deserve nothing good ever happening.
How long has Mejiro anthem been in the jukebox? I just heard it and registered that this wasn't rice's solo song...
>>564776132don't make my heart ache
DIDNT ASKDIDNT CARESHUT THE FUCK UP TRANNY
>>564776132faggot
Yae (et al.)
DANCOUUUUUUUUUUU
sweepy is in the same grade as kitasanshe is just a midget
>>564776132I want Nishino
>>564776239
Good evening bros
i dream of being the lucky otaku that has to help Helios with her school work, eventually growing close enough that she pesters me at school everyday and even shoves me into her friend group where jordan and shichi rapes me and cucks her
!! BREAKING NEWS !! !! BREAKING NEWS !! CyGames once more confirming their stance on UmaMusume lore: "These horses are straight, simple as. Japan is extremely anti-homosexual, we like our anime boys and girls straight for easy self inserting, anything else is illegal and gay as FUCK."Truly a brave stance they're taking here, not sure how the Yuri and LGBTQSSADKLI Community will be taking it.!! BREAKING NEWS !! !! BREAKING NEWS !!
>>564776535Nishino wouldn't act like this
>>564776589henlo
>>564776585
>>564776592you wouldn't do that to helios
could you please post the gif of oguri cap rubbing her belly
I shan’t be tempted by the cheerleader alts.
>>564776645You know it's better to ignore bait entirely?
>>564776179>I always crack up when some anon follow the music with "uma uma uma uma" Same, a jiggie is never complete without that
>>564776742No.
>>564776719you're right, i would never. it's why they raped me.
BWOSJust qualified right before the deadline with a shitter squad of 3 S+ umas I didnt even build for cmWere so fucking back
>>564776698>>564776589Good night>>564776674Based edit by a cringe uma
>>564776535Nishino would act like this
>>564776535>toxoid trapnigga's account got nuked again god damn
>>564776315she'll try... but it's hard...
>>564776592Lots of gyarus are nice to otakus, right? This could happen.
round 2 outlook torenas?
>>564776742yes
>>564776879>Joined March 2016Seems to be an older one. I think he's just playing it safe and not posting stuff that's too lewd now
>>564777001This human woman is pregnant
>>564776963Its looking great and Im sure I will qualify
>>564777001nice oguri dumba- who the fuck is that
>>564776963>sound related
>>564776963Grim. Probably not going to win a single race in group A.
Make sure you do NOT pull on cheerleader natureor if you do I hope you get king onlywe hate nature
>>564777107Marvelous Sunday should rest those things on my face
>>564777001>>56477679730 million fans...
>>564777190im going to pull until i get one or the other which means i'll get one at 170 and the other at 198
>>564777093Luv me Orange wife with the funny voice
[horriblenews] dahbyposter realized too late he dragged the wrong dancho in hell; it was almondancho
>>564776963Going to miss finals unless my gamblers pay off. Fuck having to win in Group A
>>564776963barely qualify and get xoguri'd on finals
>>564777290
aww dang it
>>564776963i had 30% winrate in round 1i'm queueing in shitter hours tomorrow for the 1 win
>>564776963I’m just gonna try in 12 hours
>>564777430im the table
>>564776645Thank you
>>564776963ready for a reality check
>>564777558TopRo should hang out less with Bobo
>>564776535Why does Nishino act like this?
>>564777397
>>564777558>>564777660
>>564777721No regrets on my voucher pick
Moving the danchou cup up a day so it falls nicely on a weekend536260405362604053626040Calling all /uma/ danchous for a friendly Aries Cup match! Danchous, bring ONE of your best Aries Cup aces. Clubmates spectating encouraged.The winning danchou of the match will get a commemorative trophy for this event.>FUCK DANCHOU CUP, FUCK DANCHOU FUCK YOUIf you want to host a non-danchou scrim, post similar rooms with this post as an anchor, let's all race
>>564777157>>564777721
>>564776963Half and half.
inumusume? canon
>10 races in day 2 so far>only win 2/10 after winning 12/20 in day 1>both of the 2 wins are podium sweeps>both were the only xoguri-less lobbies...
>>564777892LET'S GOOOOOO DANCHOOOOOOOO
>>564776963Every time I think I'm going to get 3 wins in Round 2 I get paired up against US3 people with 2 debuffers and just eat shit. I'll probably end up B again but it is what it is, I expected that anyway.
>>564777892Whats Mambo supposed to do?
>>564777892mambros....
>>564776698heya>>564776963Had to go full sovlless to qualify yesterday, I'll accept going into B Finals but XOguri and 2 doms is just the win button for most lobbies anyway that I'm sure I'll still scam into A, I'm just waiting for Dahbi at this point. I'm also hoping to get a laugh of seeing a 6 dom lobby at least once.
>>564777892Will dacchi tards ruin this one too?
i have too many fucking uma images on my pc now i think i need to start an individual folder for every single uma
>>564777626
>>564778258
>>564778258No! Take a cold shower!
>wins 3/30 races>qualifies
>>564777934
>>564777892Aieeee keep Flam out!
>>564778258pusy yum yum
>>564778258hmm Suzukaslopa
>>564778152>>564778161it's not like he joined the first one anyway
>>564775754What is Nice Nature's character archetype? I can't quite pin it
Dont post porn please...
>>564778258how does it feels bwos?
>>564777892Danchous are so cool.Pic rel, me and my danchou bf.
Gyaruma lovers, what gyarus in other anime do you like? Any shows you can recommend?
>>564778258>pornposters suddenly posting 10/10 artwhat happened?
>>564778609marin is cute and she REALLY likes gojo
Post porn please...
I think we should eat Biwa
>>564778609there is a gyaru anime airirng right now
24mins until Round2
>>564778564Can we send someone else in his stead? His days are probably numbered anyway?
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
>>564778748
>>564778762>Any gyaru anime you like and can recommened>There is a new one airingseasonal slop, tell me if the manga is any good instead, also you didn't say if it's any good to begin with only that it's running
>>564775754DANCHO....
what we thinking? good parent?
Anyone having good results with Paces in Taurus test rooms?
She is actually the first one I've unlocked and seen that doesn't actually order anything. Even the more reluctant ones at least add ONE item to the order. She doesn't touch the phone at all.
>>564778862curren's bobs are NOT that big
https://x.com/youhealedme/status/2048139783289839727
are we queueing on reset or later?
>>564778984Imagine punting little Spe like a football
>>564778981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUsX7tuQ0Fw
>>564778806We should probably wait for him to get overthrown in a week
>>564778984I'm queuing immediately because I'm not bitchmade
>>564778912fluffy pubes, puffy umanko and a BIG clit
>>564778609Aiura Mikoto from Saiki K is one of my all time favorite gyarus, i think she's pretty underrated (mainly because Saiki K is a comedy and she's a side character)Marin Kitagawa and Akari Watanabe are very obvious and fairly popular picks. Galko is a must watch for Gyaru fans"Gals can't be kind to Otaku" is currently airing and I enjoyed the manga from what i read. two gyarus flirting with one guy. one's secretly an otaku but embarassed about it, the other looks like a dummy but she's really smart100 Girlfriends has a few gals (Ahko, Karane) and they're both great. It's a very funny series
>>564778932>autistic screechingYeah I don't think you're a gyaru anime enjoyer I'll stop interacting with you now.
SEXO
>>564778974I've been massaging them a lot
>dreamt about getting a good parentFUCK my first uma related dream and I didn't even get to have sex in it
>>564779234>100 GirlfriendsCracked me up many times. I'm glad it became so popular. I need an uma version of it though.
>>564779294you gotta get that stamina up, son
>>564779325At least you didn't dream about getting the upcoming Uma in 1 10 roll only to wake up, roll for her, and had to go to spark.
>>564777892Mambo here, our danchou died but I'll fill in his stead if nobody cares
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>564779717But that's Fine Motion!
we should ship danchous together
>>564779657
>>564779760And then Teio got bullied out of Tracen Academy by Rudolf.
>>564779672she hat to small for she got damn head
>my trainer showed up with a gun
>>564779767Mambo will be Fine Motion soon
>>564779859That's illegal!
>>564777892if my danchou doesn't join I will cry
tomodachi life has some jockey outfits and some are inspired by IRL jockeys/umas, from what i recognize pic rel is special week and left-most is meisho doto
10 minutes
>>564779487i expected it to be slop, and i can't even remember what got me to start watching it but boy am i glad I did. I personally hope we get an uma equivalent for Karane and Ahko, and maybe even Momoha in the "girlfailure but actually really competent and caring" part
>12/20 day 1>7/20 day 2
>>564779986I LOVE GIANT UMAS!!!
tick tock xoguri "fans"
>>564779992the indonesian twitter reposter will be salivating as he steals your post
>>564779760>>564779836teio is so fucking ugly WE would all rather suck dick
>>564779657This is going to be me in a few years.
>>564779992>by IRL jockeys/umasyou mean owners?
>>564780157
>>564779986Laurel looks like a succubus. I should read her manga.
>>564780131>tick tockwhat the FUCK does that even mean? https://www.today.com/popculture/jimmy-kimmel-asked-young-people-read-analog-clock-it-didn-t155063
>>564779827>>564779657>>564780160AlmondLove is dead... its too soon to joke like this bros, bad on you
>>564780139I think we bullied him to suicide desu
>>564780250danchou is still active on onlyfans THOUGH
>>564780231Grim.
>>564778152>>564778161>>564779717I thought about it - if Mambodanchou is confirmed dead, dead, by daily reset tomorrow, I'll make an exception for Mambo and allow one of the officers to join with an ace
We queue on reset, right?
>>564780352"tick tock" will become a dead phrase of old that no one will be able to understand purely out of context
>"Tick tock?">Like the app, right?
>>564780182desu i don't know if the outfit is what the jockey choses or if it's the owner, the latter likely
>>564780453Right, because no one in our generation has heard the phrase “record scratch”
5 minutes Post your war face
when the FUCK are they adding the mute when not in focus option?
>>564780443no I will play golshi mode on reset
>>564779090Let me see that meatspin
>>564780432Cool
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>564780453UNTRUE
I just need ONE win in 40 racessurely it won't be hard
>>564779819I think Autis/uma/ and Dacchis danchous would be a cute couple
>>564780607thanks to Diary of a Wimpy Kid this song will never leave the minds of zoomers
>>564780545They just connect that with the noise they hear in tiktok clips they consume, not with the act of scratching a record on a record player or DJ set.>>564780607I refuse to believe zoomer even know who the fuck that is, much less are aware of that song. Made me chuckle tho, thank you.
>>564780562i'm queueing later
>Run is almost over>No Fast LearnerI could use a miracle right now (the +5 to all stats event activating)
>>564778958it's okay no main distance on the parent but decent gw and prudent going to depend on the other parent
>>564780562
>>564780083>3/20 Round 1, all on one ticket>3/20 Round 2, all on one ticket>1 win for the finalsToo late for this to be (You) but odds are always in your favor.
>>564780432Thank you bwo
>>564779992How do you not recognize the big fat red X
>>564780702>much less are aware of that song.not true. growing up with this movie is part of zoomer culture
>>564780520Racing silks are decided by the ownerIt's why uma from the same owner have similar colors and patterns on their racing silk in game
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
why do old men love talking about shit like how nice copy machines used to smell or how good it felt to run nude behind the DDT spraying truck or what polaroid instant film tasted like
Why's Steam Umamusume scaling fucked sometimes?
>>564780673Youre dancho sounds like a fun guy
>>564776963I'm going to be fucked up.I imagine my trainess will be very upset and beat the shit out of me. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get to keep working at Tracen as a janitor or something.
>>564780562I got to bed now.
>>564780959natie is an old man
I'M GOING IN
QUEUENOW
I shall now post images of old, from a different basket weaving forum generation, simply to trigger some folks brains.
it's a new xoguriday
<< It's time. >>
There is no Golshi week update, queue.
>>564780675Kids actually watched those? Crazy>>564780889huh, guess they did
>>564780807i started watching horse racing this year thanks to /uma/, still catching onto some legendary races of the past>>564780896oh that makes way more sense, thanks
>>564780959are the old men gay perchance
Gold City feet in my mouth
*raises paw*where is golshi mode?
You guys have no soul.
3 matches in and it's all triple XOguri
>guts Ug team on first race
it's literally all xoguris
>>5647812243 oguris means you're running one yourself though so it seems to me like matchmaking is working!
>>564780959They also like to talk about fucking cars
>>564781225That means (You) put one in too. So you're just as soulless.
>>564780990Fuck you Danchou!
HELP
>>564781083Kids pretend to do a lot of things to be "in the know", when all they know is barebones surface level information.
1 DAY
Ebin
>>564781278>he doesn't know about the exploit that lets you bring two of the same uma
>>564781224>>564781225>he queued
So it starts
>>564781337
oh sick this is just like my public rooms
>>564781034jajaja
>>5647813931 DAY, I don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>564781472I don't know why but I thought the thumbnail was McQueen's upskirt showing her panties and ass while in her school uniform
where are you going fuccboi
>NSM is useless on XOguris broKek.
there is always tomorrow right?
i thought you guys said we were all waiting to queue
>>564781423problem?
>wins
I fucking wish I was getting oguri and double dom lobbies instead Im here with 6 fronts and mine both late start
ebin
>>564781606who's "we"
It’s as shrimple as that
>>564781606If you don't have xoguri don't go out yet, I'm exterminating some xoguris with my own xoguri so there are more xoguris in group B since we all love xoguri
>>564781419It's tanoshii
My only lost was against 4x dominator
Why does she run like that?
2-4 DOMINATORS IN EVERY FUCKING MATCH
B finals....home
>feel like finally doing my daily run>regret it 15 minutes laterwell, it's a good time to quit after all
my KING
>>564780673That's a retarded reason to kill yourself.
If you use Xog + double dom you need need to kill yourself NOW
>>564782010Kingu is very pretty
>>564782010*BANG BANG*>CAM ON KINGU*BANG BANG*>SCOR SOM FACKIN WINS*BANG BANG*
>>564782010ouendan kingu is so cool
>>564779294*coughs blood*>>564779615No need
this is inevitable
*hacker voice* I'm in
Ryan saved me, thank fuck I didn't double dom
>>564781784ebin
>>564782010>>564782185
>>564775976Artist?
>>564782010
let me know when the xoggers are done queuing
>I SQUEAL I KNEEL I NEVER PROC MY HEAL!>I CRY I DIE I'M A XOGURI FRY>I PIGGY NEVER PARTICIPATE IN A JIGGIE I'M A HOGURI NIGGY>STINKY TURD, NOT FIRST-WORLD, MY OGURI IS THIRD!UH OH MELTY XOGURI """""""""""""""""""""OSHIS""""""""""""""""""""" ARE GETTING UPPITY AGAIN HEEHEE MELTY! SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR WHEELCHAIR WINS KYS THIS IS LIKE CELEBRATING GRADUATION FROM THE SPECIAL NEEDS SCHOOL FUCK YOU
GO MAMBO
>>564782249get on my level
>>564782324https://x.com/Kanamaimu6040/status/2047886679365783787
>>564782340>I PIGGY NEVER PARTICIPATE IN A JIGGIE I'M A HOGURI NIGGYThere's nothing wrong with not joining Jiggies...
>>564782010>>564782328Odds I do 50 rollsEvens I only do daily pulls
>>564782328Nature is a SLUT
All of Kingus version are pretty. Wtf!?
>>564782328new Dominator unlocked!
how u respond without sounding too mad
>>564782328naisu naizuri
>>564782010>>564782328we will all be double sparking on this banner
>>564782328Umalicious
>>564782340he is back...
we did it reddit
>>564782461she's a favorite in the dev team
>>564782328SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
>>564782514if you get neither in 400 rolls that's some catastrophic luck
>>564782328I'll throw in 10 tickets and thats all
>>564782328ryan_gosling.jpg
everyone but me seems to have firm course menace
>>564782340hey I jiggie a lot
>>564782551I can see that.
>>564782010>>564782328The god banner. I need them both.I really hope I don't have to drain my entire savings.
Whoguri Crap
>>564782621I miss when tagging was done with care and not random abandon cuz "I DONT LIKE THAT THINK THAT'S BEING MENTIONED FOR A SECOND THIS IS NTR/RAPE/CHEATING/GURO ALL AT ONCE REEE!!"
>>564782328>no speed growthnuh uh skipping and saving for curren and sweepy
>>564782340I do not care for Jiggies.
guh, phew!...I hope you enjoyed the present me and Rice prepared for you, Bourbon...
ogurinbros?
>>564782340holy trvke
>>564782736>frontniggerYou're the same
>>564782010>gold Spring Runneris this a meme skill or will it make her viable in CM13?
>2/2/2>and 3it's so peaked bwoI love queuing on reset
>>564782340Jiggies are ERP chat rooms.
>>564782837Not CM13. Final Straight is well outside of the accel zone.
lol
Done. That last race was dumb though
>>564782837Meme skill, what matters is the power greens because they gives you speed while paying like 110 for +60 power is virtually fucking nothing.
>>564781251Did they win?
CVMPLETE METAFAG DEVTH
Odds I do one set nowEven I wait till jobber hours
1 more day for Neicha tummy.
>>564782986I see a penis in that mosaic
>>564782946?
>>564782951nah, I podium'd that onethe purple was scary but then I saw it was just guts nonsense
whats the deal with people choosing 2 dominators over other aces? they still lose against my xoguri
Christmas Oguri BTFO. Get fucked metaslave
>>564782986NOOOOO DON'T PUT OGURI IN STARBOUND
By over 2 lengths you pathetic swine
>>564783087Normal spring runner is already 40-60 speed, the gold doesn't give you 120 speed
>>564782752I fucking hate that cheating and NTR are lumped together always that the cheating tag basically doesn't fucking exist. There is a difference between the two and if you looked inside for a second you could see it but that's too fucking hard for these niggers. The worst is when there is some really good shit that ticks multiple boxes but you can't find them because some faggot doesn't want to include those specific tags for whatever reason even if they're not bad. Shota is male shorter than female
I'm in
>>564782946it's not a meme, they are good, they're just expensive because you need to double circle them AND buy the gold version
>>564783087
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>>564782986based
>>564778609see you tomorrow at the food court and hokkaido gals are super adorable
>>564783267i run like this
>my XOguri getting blocked in the inner rail by two frontniggers>another XOguri passes and winsFrontjobbers should just stay home
Don't be mean to Ogurin... She just wants to eat and run a lot
>>564783195>>564783250???
My rooms are either front runner wins or oguri wins (I'm the front runner)
look, timmy.this is a big boi hoursyou're supposed to wait and queue with other shitterslike you
>>564783348are you retarded
>>564783348
>>564783348Anon double circle Firm gives you 60 Pwr, the Gold gives you an extra 60 SpeedIt's the opposite with the Chiyo skill, double circle Spring gives you 60 Speed and the gold gives 60 Pwr
https://youtu.be/TDKpFtmqhqQ
>>564783348nice gotcha moment bwo...
>>564783273based tawake replying to obvious bait
Man running fronts is kinda fun, a shame I dont like most of the front runner umas (and the few I do like are going to get fucked soon like Maru and Bourbon)
>>564783348paying for speed = goodpaying for power = bad
>>564783494>>564783514>>564783538I see. You people are retards and think power is bad.
>>564782328SEEEEEEEXXX
>>564783215>Re-read a simple big tiddy doujin>Check comments for the hell of it "Why is this cheating? Where is the cheating in this?">"The manager has a wife"Bruh, who gives a FUCK? It's a nameless/faceless goon fucking his big tiddy employee, shut the fuck up.>ticks multiple boxes but you can't find them because some faggot doesn't want to include those specific tagsOther way around it's equally annoying. You try to find something and filter stuff, which sometimes filters real good stuff as well cuz someone went "this is ntr/cheating/whateverihateyou :)" for funsies>Shota is male shorter than femaleMy. Fucking. Sides. Reminds me of a private tracker I'm in that is focused purely on games, and management does not give a shit and has EVERYTHING, including hardcore lolicon. People often times force loli content up as freeleech, GREATLY upsetting the normalfags in the comments of said torrent.
>UG gold ship expertI'm in danger.
>>564783568Good job
>>564783570I NEED UMANKO
I just faced 5 x-oguris in a row with at least 4 debuffers each match, fucking kek
>>564783514>>564783250Also I'm using the JP site for screenshots because the descriptions show the values>>564783570BOUQUETD'OR OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HER, BUKAKKED'OR'S SMOOTH CUNNY PERO PERO PERO PERO PEROSUCK SUCK SUCKSLURP
>every match has at least 2 niggers with dominator>tomorrow it's going to be even more now that cheerleader Neicha is outmedium CMs are pure slop
>>56478325if you are at the stage where ur chasing the meta to win instead of doing your best with your daughters and accepting loses as long as its in their company then it's really overdont do the meta if you don't have the resources - be it properly uncapped cards, time to poopsock, actual genuine understanding of the game's mechanics, this isn't this kind of a game - you might know how skills work, but for all intents and purposes we are in the same group as facebook dads who are happy about almost getting to the first qualifier of the ura finale with D+ ranks
>>564783683>English text is vague as fuck, literally worthless/meaningless>Jap translated gives exact numbersCan't make this shit up
>Longslop>MediumslopMile...slop?
>>56478361260 power is goodpaying 90 sp for 40 power is finepaying 110 more sp for 20 power is shitpaying 130 for 60 power is bad when it doesn't give you another groundwork proc
>>564783771mile is gutsslop
I basically only lose when my Oguri misses 2/4 recoveries and she keeps missing them every 1/5 races
Yeah xoguri is literally a cheat card this cm
>>564783771sprintkinoFUCK the 'you need to be this tall/this much of a whale" ahh stamina requirement, we clown in this bitch, witmaxxed for downhill to have an actual lightshow of skill activations
>p-p-powerlet, a lot of uphill this time so you really want 1.1k+ for backliner!!!>powerlets will get their rude awakening this time!>ummm... next time for sure in the rainy CM!>u-uh this time for sure in this wet CM!>u-u-uhhhh this t-time for sure in this mountainous CM...!!!>p-p-powerlets will l-l-l-learn for sure in the next CM...
>>564783570what did she mean?
>>564783771no, Mile is skillgemMedium is XOguri slopLong is whaleslop(bonus: Sprint is luckgem)
>matched my clubmate
I FUCKING LOVE MY OGURIN
>>564783771I've only ever gotten fucked in a finals by unlucky wit fails so Mile also sucks ass actually.Quite simply the cms that I won were kino while the ones I lost were dogshit unbalanced casinos bereft of any skill expression and whaleslop
>>564783862>groundwork proc>on King.
>>564783415It's real shitter hours right now, queue!!!!
>stamina so good man get as much as you can>power? 800 is enough bwo :)this thread is full of retards
>daughters
>>564783902Ryan sure is cute, huh?
>all these debuffer RudolfsMake her win fellow whales
>this fatass causes a million meltiesBased
>0/2/0/1should i just uninstall?
what the FUCK does the Reset button do on the schedule screen
>>564783771>LongWhaleslop>MediumOgurislop>MileLate gamblingslop>SprintsGamblingslopWe hate racing in /uma/
>>564783992correct
>>564783612>>564783985LOOK AT THESE POWERCHUDS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>564783971that's why it's bad
She's holding on against the hog horde
ok but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin Nice Natie (Cheerleader)'s tummy with a career ending pregnancy
to defeat XOguri, you must combine force with other player to create 6 fronts roomthe giga rolling roadblock created by dead fronts was quite powerful from my experiencethis also kills U=ma and boosts oguri chance to choke her ult
>>564783757
>>564783663Thanks bwo, uwuHow are you lads doin?
>>564784176Based??
>>564784147holy based
>>564784036
>>564784043Front, xoguri, debuff seems to be the meta and probably is for the next CM also
>>5647841944 fronts are enough as long one is a shitter and creates even a bigger gap for PDM
>>564783959
>>564784215Thank you, I fucking hate it
>>564784263
>>564784263ARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>564784220I'm trying later. Its night time already and I'm tired.
>>564784194>he thinks a front heavy lobby works
>>564784215Trannylators deserve the rope.
I don't know, I'm having a good time.
Good enoughCan't wait to lose to a XOguri in the finals
I QUALIFIED FOR B FINALS FUCK YEAH
>>564784215>>564784326>>564784415Except that description is FUCKING WRONG!There's a 50% chance that, even if you're in block 7, the skill doesn't activate.The in-game English text describes the conditions more accurately.
>>564784263stop making me want to fuck your wife
Races start in 2 hours and 7 minutesGraded races start in 7 hours 52 minutesSchedule:G2 Yomiuri Milers Cup (15:30 JST)G1 Chairman’s Sprint Prize (15:35 JST)G2 Sankei Sports Sho Flora Stakes (15:45 JST)G1 FWD Champions Mile (16:45 JST)G1 FWD QEII Cup (17:55 JST)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKF UC THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME FUCKING USELESS FOR NO FUCKING REASONBAD MOOD BAD MOOD SHIT START BAD MOOD SHIT START SAME SHIT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME THIS SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS STUPID GAME YOU FUCKING DEBUFF XOGURI VBOURBON NIGGERS FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>564784263Please...
>>564784026Xoguri too strong
You are trying too hard to get (You)s
>>564784480Actually it also undergoes a wit check because it's that quirky of a green skill, and then Fukukitaru's evolved skill only gets rid of the coinflip but not the wit check for some reason
>>564784263so did this artist finally had the balls to draw umanko or am I seeing a third party edit?
Jesus, felt like I wasn't even gonna make it.
What am I missing for S rank? Another speed card?
>>564784263I want umamilk
My triple front did decently well. Magic number was 4 or more fronts in lobby against hogs and my Seiun winning front clusterfuck. There was at least 1 dominator in every race, often 2++, I've been in dreaded 2x xOguri + double dom few times, got raped hard, but I also won against Dom heavy rooms and xOguris, so I'm pretty satisfied overall. 14/20, 3/5, 3/5, 4/5, 4/5.
DON'T QUEUE
>>564783992Yes. Rice and Bourbon are my daughters, and soon they will become my wives.
>>564784263sauce me up before the ban
>60% wr in round 1>90% wr in round 2Bringing one (1) debuffer makes a crazy difference
>>564784748you need atleast 50% RBrace bonus is king
>>564784748a brain
>>564783757>>564784415those are gametora's own descriptions of what the skill does, not the translated japanese text.this is the actual in-game japanese text. it's equally as vague.
Y'all are missing the bigger picture: Firm Course Menace is more active (just need Firm track conditions) but the Spring Runner Gold only works during SPRING so if its not Spring during the career or CM, there's just no point in taking it
>>564784405Everytime I see her boots I just want to rip them off and sniff her feet as if they provided oxygen in a vacuum
Running Taiki with Flower's inherit and Flower with Taiki's inherit is the way to go for CM14 right?
>>564784263>non canon body proportionsInto the trash it goes
>>564784853NOOOOOOO MY ANTI-TRANNYLIZER NARRATIVE
>>564784748speed isnt your issue, on a good run you should be able to get at least close to max speed. You need at least 50% race bonus this scenario which means running kita+sweep requires you to have 10 Rb on every other card. Yukino Bijin wit only has 5 and is also a dogshit card in terms of her stat output, so you're better off borrowing fine motion if you want 3 wit cards. Your admire Vega also has 0 race bonus at 0lb so you're better off slotting in an mlb sr that has 10+rb (like manhattan cafe stam or nishino flower power)
>>564784832How do you calculate racing bonus again?
>opponent XOguri got fucked over by Pace promotion>Shake It Out as backup recoverylol
>>564784748>35 race bonusYou want 50+
Lates for CM13 seem like a gaslight so far
WE ARE SO BACK
>>564785018just check your cards during select, the "perks" button tells you what race bonus is on what cards
>>564785018use this https://euophrys.github.io/uma-tiers/#/globalsome card passives have the RB compared to in the bonus from level, not sure if there's a better tool but that always helps me keep my deck in 50 min
>>564785018https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
noooo maya don't do that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
So hows round 2 going anons?
>>564784902yes
>>564785018Manually
can someone actually please tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE MISSING? I WAS TOLD SHE'S GOOD BUT GUESS WHAT SHE'S FUCKING GARBAGE SHE WON 3/20
>>5647851861/5. Qualified. Comfy. Will do the rest of the runs later tonight.
>>564785186kys
is it safe to queue yet?
>>564785282if there are multiple fronts it's just RNG
girl thinks she's a pokemon
>>564785186Been playing since release and never had a wr this high (even better considering I didn't wait for seanigger hours like some previous CMs) and just for that I know I will face tripe ugh front buhi in A finals. I still think going 2 aces over double debuffer was the right call
>>564785282more greens for gwdominators gas her out too probably
>>564785282Is she failing to proc angling against other fronts, is she failing to proc her unique or is she faltering on the final straight?
>>564785282leader's pride unironically saved my ass last second multiple times
4-14-12-31-4Well I guess the game didn't want me having too much fun
>>564783570>>564784263Did you use Grok Pro to do that?
>>564785282Looks fine to me
You guys seen any cute OC designs of unimplemented Umas that have caught your fancy?
>>564785365wild currenchang...
leave XOguri to me
XOguri is such a fucking cheat that if she activates NSM DURING her unique then she instawin whether the XOguri is properly built or straight up shitter
I'm fucking retarded
>>564785282>0 midlegcmon now anon her ult activates at the end after every other front but sky has already taken your leadput escape artist on her or run the summer version jesus
>power does nothing againAnyone who memes about powerlets should be shot
>>564784626curse of the witch
Imagine getting this type of message.Haha.I really wish my mother was still alive.
>>564782328nsm naisu
>3-2>3-2>3-2>0-5I just got raped. Also matched against one autis/uma/ anon with a scary FM who proceeded to rape me. GG!
>>564785186Round 2 is always so kino. Loving the Oguri duels.https://litter.catbox.moe/f1vucd.mp4
>>564785528Well, stop. Mentally disabled Umas don't want your penis inside them.
>>564785528Sweaty Tachyon...
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER SKY OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>564785282What's the issue? Losing to other fronts and missing Angling? You need more mid-game.Are you solo front? That's a big issue. Front needs buddies, 2 of your own is mandatory, more the merrier.If xOguri or lucky late/end catches you and beats you soundly, there is nothing you can do. If they barely beat you to finish line, few more green speed skills and late velocity skills like Barcarole could have helped, but it's unrealistic to expect it from grandparents.
>>564785469
>>564784263Awoooga
>>564782340>I PIGGY NEVER PARTICIPATE IN A JIGGIE I'M A HOGURI NIGGY
>>564784480>>564784853I'm missing the part where trannylators don't deserve the rope.
>>564785319Yeah it's safe bwo
>>564785685I like her NTR doujins
>>564785714STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA
>>564784791OH FUCK I QUEUED
>>564785548>summer scarletTHE EYESIGHT KING
WHERE IS MY CHEER NEICHA
>>564785685Her laziness is an inspiration.
>>564785319I just finished all my races but I did it in x4Give it 20 more minutes and everyone that wanted to do it on reset will probably be done
>>564785186Could be worse
>Schizo mia>Porn remainsHMMMMMMM
>>564785528imagine...
>>564785714>Meisho Tabaru>Goofs as much as Doto>Derps as much as a Gold Clandeadly combination
>>564785928>Porn remains
>>56478586723 hours.
bwos the image slot is dying
>>564785685Seichan rape
>>564785991it is inevitable
>>564785928Everyone loves Ardan
>>564785856kek i'm fucking dumb, sorry
>>564785685I love her racing outfit probably one of strongest gen 1 designs, perfect in simplicity, her VA is also fucking amazing, and I could listen to her chill meowish lines for ages.
I'm sorry, little oneI'll get Platinum for you
SQUEAL PIGGER SQUEEEEEAL PIGGY PIGGY I'M THE WINTER PIGGER AND I AM HERE TO LOSE SQEEEEEEAL SQUE QSQUEQUEESQUEEEE
>>564786153don't selfdox bwo
>Frontless lobby with hoguris fighting for the lead>Mine loses the fight and instantly activates PDM and gets banished to 8thI'm going to have a melty if that happens in the finals
>>564785991Just shitpost harder so we don't reach it.
>>564786153You're not funny ntrfag...
medium flower
>>564786331>0% winrateNYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564786153NTRbwo you are embarrassing yourself
>>564786279your gw bwo?
>>564785354i don't think RNG is when mine is the one who always falls behind>>564785373>>56478538050 runs of bullshit and this one run where i hit everything i get no leader's pride and no greens despite getting those LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING RUN>>564785456you have leader's pride, thh, spring and right, yours is infinitely superior because of those four skills alone>>564785712i have a runaway suzuka, i saw some people run the same setup and it worked but i am too retarded to know how to make one and she always either dies too early or too late with no in-betweenwhatever it's too fucking late to do anything, i'm not running tomorrowi've accepted both that this game holds a grudge against me and im too retarded to understand anythingi'm not even gonna bother running day 2, i've already requested account deletion and uninstalled
whew. 2 golshi wins and 1 digitan win, and I'm A finals in just 3 matches. Excellent. I had to beat an oshi ace Neicha to do it, though. Not a single debuff on her. A valiant second place.
>>564786416I'm not doing guild wars. Fuck that.
>>564786416I also had a solo front lobby where she caught up to the front too early and the same happened...
post emblog em6.7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Golden Week starts April 29th in JapanSo next Tuesday is when we get Golshi Week, right? If they really are lining this up with IRL Golden Week it only makes sense
>>564785029shamenot like showing some nipples and cleft will improve the already good artstyle but I wish I could see these bodies get the umapyois they deserve
>>564786331OshigamersNeverWin
>>564786153NTR anon please leave that kind of shitpost to Teiofags. Yours is lacking impact
>>564786536Tomorrow
>>564786521it's actually really bad lol
heheheheepornhahahahaboobieshahahahclitorishahehehehebuttholeahahahahamasturbationhahahalollmaopleasegiveme(You)shahahaineedattentionlmaoboobieshahaha
Fuck off Satonofags.How the fuck is Dia so strong it keeps happening.
>making emergency Ass Wonder>400/500/400/x/400 by summer>suddenly fast learner hatYes my dear. You'll have NSM, OYL and Dominator.
>>564786631>>564786391>>564786307stop samefagging your post nobody fucking cares that it's you
>>564786547Artist?>>564786706>vorebait pic
>>564786707Explain the Satono strength. I have not encountered a single one (haven't done any round 2 races yet).
>>564785685Sei-chan is a cute mischevious catboy and I want to put her into missionary position
>>564786715It's okay NTRbwo you'll be funny eventually
>>564786707sameI fear no frontbut that thingit scares me
>>564786547I need to impregnate Tokai Teio
>>564786521I somehow went 1/2/3/2 round 1 and now had 4/4/5/5 finishes so I don't even know
Getting FUCKED by random mood
>>564786806right handed demon increases her max speed and power and her unique procs decently early on the final straight so if you can proc and pump and mpb you zoom quite a bit (probably still shouldnt be beating porper hogs)
>>564786750herohero (higashi no dou)why are there many heroheros
>>564786707I just did this. I'm smugging.
CM13 hog only wants 3 recoveries for best timing right
>>564784263Where is the milk?
>>564786897
>>564786547I NEED to have sex with Teio
>>564782428yes there is>>564782773fuck you>>564782912don't know nothin' bout jiggies
>>564787064I'm bad at puzzles like that and I don't want to fuck people over by making a mistake along the way like putting the parts in the wrong location or things of that sort.
>>5647865212/4/4/3 my elo for finals is going to fuck me hardComplete Ogurin dominance, probably only saw 1 race out of 20 that didn't have another Oguri other than mine. I'm glad everyone in the team won at least once.
HOLY BASED
Squeal for me.
>>564787183DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEERHEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSEDUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I actually can't understand how the fuck I went from never winning less than 3 to only getting 2 wins out of 20 today>>564786897My ace hasn't seen mood higher than normal
If you did not queue reset your wins do not count~
>>564783267coming to infect you with every ningen transmissible STD known to umakind
Ahhhh fugggg I only just noticed Maru's marus during her unique animation. I gotta run her in more of these contests.
>>564787005u=ma is no longer safe and there is no alternative so you're forced to go with 3actually there is oneit's Urara's ult
yum yum speedtoo bad the run is bricked already
>don't overdo ittoo bad Sky, all the RNG went for speed this time
>>564786307>>564786391>>564786631Sorry, I got really excited watching Digitan win, she has been eating gray piggy for lunchNYOOOOOOOOM
xOguri: destroyed.A finals: secured.
is there some obvious reason im missing why groundwork dernt wanna activate?
>560 posts>330 imagesdad's not gonna like this...
>>564787817Post your Tachyon.
>>564787810she wanted to sniff that Bobo really badly.
>>564787867Wit check maybe
>>564787810>60fpshow?
>>564787432They're hard to miss.
>>564787867Groundwork appears before the greens you are missing it, it activates but goes away right away.
>>564787904MORE
>>564787867Groundwork has a wit check
>>564787867it's a witcheck skill
>>564787904hey
>>564787867very first skill that shows up
I'm fucking done, I'm sorry. Fuck oguri cap see you all in GL (maybe, im fucking upset)
Janny's gonna freak!
I'm so glad Dominators basically get deleted later on in the game's life
>>564787867
>>564788097Your paid selector?
>>564788097You daily 'rats???
>>564788097The best decision you could make. These CMs are pure cancer and Cygames have no interest in balancing their dogshit game.
That was funSee you guys in the finals
I HATE Oguri.
>>564788241Fuck off VF.
>>564788097see you tomorrow
*starts to rape you, but changes mind*
>>564786521Not great
Every time Ayabe makes a pissed off face I get a hard on
>>564788249grass wouldn't say this
>>564788241HOEEEHH
>>564787162I can assure yourself that is a non-issue, small mistakes like that or rotating the whole image happen all the time and we don't care at allYou could try joining once and see if you like it or not
ok but seriously why did they make xoguri so broken?
>>564788097Okay bye
>>564788249Ass Wonder would say this
Why yes, I run Xoguri and I LOVE huge big cock in my ass. Nothing better than getting railed by complete strangers on the road and have them call me a beast in the sheets just like My oshi, xOguri! I fucking LOVE gargling cum every CM before singing the praises of my oshi, Xoguri!
Nice
>>564788097just wait for shitter hours you fool>GRRR I'M NOT A SHITTE-you are
>>564788325She won the third race against Xoguri and stole the rod from 4 other fronts that were VBobo and Maruzensky, she never let anyone take the lead the whole time
>>564788330She's peak, duhPure coincidence. Very strong unique that relies on recoveries that may be random that is unless you just throw inheritables and 777
>>564788097>SS (again)>out of borrows (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing Tachyon and have like 0lb smaru and SR marvelous sunday and a bunch of not even mlb cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB Tachyon + Throne and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 UG runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of UG+ stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $650 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>564786521couldnt even qualify, i'm actually doing worse than pisces and my build for that was absolutely horrendous
>>564788330They are incompetent and didn't realize how OP it was because they don't playtest their game
>>564787810Man 60fps looks so nice>>564787976Hachimi
I kneel.
>>564788249b-but she's your teammate, grass
>>564787959Too many skills, the ones I couldn't show are Barcarole and U=ma2 Lvl3
I want to sniff the fleshy base of an uma's tail after she's run a race
>>564788467Based time traveler anon
goddamn I love seeing my Dia winI wonder if the people in the match look at it and think to themselves "WHY?! MY PERFECT XOGURI LOST TO A NON-META PICK???" and then they fucking end themselves in disgrace
all in on cheerleader natie
>>564784902>flower with taiki's inheritTaiki inherit doesn't for for CM14
>>564788330She has her own anime you know>>564788460I want to believe it's pure coincidence but this is Oguri who doesn't have a weak version in the game. They know what they're doing.
>>564787810>bourbon in the lead>jobs in the late raceevery fucking time, she's basically a glorified blocker and I hate it
At this rate your a finals will be triple xoguri you know?
>>564787904+1
>75% win rate (again)>lost the finals (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing kita and have like 1lb creek and then mejiro and a bunch of not even mlb SR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 SS runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of SS stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $400 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>564788730>triple
>>564788643It's beautiful when she does hit the accels
>>564788730Good, my groundwork oguri will win then.
Yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>564788730Good, my xoguri and bourbon won't be lonely
I don't use winter pigge, frogretard
>>564788441>rodHold still
Is this training good enough to skip Saudi Arabia Cup?
>>564788467>Out of a club (again)>Flatlining (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "S+" clubs but then I look at their fan counts and they're botting URA finals and have like E5 trainer ranks and a bunch of 1 star trainees. It shows how much botting is in this game. I spent money to not pay the game and that should give me a fancount advantage but I've only ever gotten 6m fans out of the 10 runs I've done since the start of the month, all while giving it All I've Got and doing it With All My Soul.
>>564788747your winrate during round1 should not factor into your 75% winrate desu
MANT is the F2P scenario btw
FUCK OFF I ALSO HAVE NSM WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
My girl
>>564788829Cute boy
>>564788712Escape artist is such a busted skill. Unless she hrad jobs that + her innate guarantees first going into late race.
>>564788825Forehead kisses *smooch*
>>564785685she understands the importance of being comfy-cozy and I appreciate that
>>564788730>vbourbon>xoguri>smaruThis is what the perfect finals looks like
>>564788927VROOOM VROOOM
>>564788927
>>564788730I'd feel insulted if I get paired with nonXog teams.
I just want you all to know, whether or not you won or lost, whether or not you used XOguri or not, that you will never be a woman
>>564788730Can only be 2 hogs max and I'd gladly take the free win because the only uma I am losing against is summer maru
>Gets hit by 4 dominators>Still rapes youHow do we stop the Digital menace?
>>564789103good
>triple dominator
How big a difference is bad vs good mood
>>564789176A restraining order
Remember when people were saying Xoguri wasn't that strong during Sagittarius and that it was a gaslight to roll for her
>>564789234-2% to all stats, vs +2% to all stats
>>564789165>the only uma I am losing against is summer maruI still remember people saying over and over that S.Maru fell off after 1 CM but she's still a strong pick for ANY race.
Next thread will be XOguri
>>564788827
>3 triple late starts in a rowthis is some bullshit
>I'M FUCKING DONE [uninstalls]Didn't ask, don't care, shut up sour loser lmao.
>>564789176People don't realize, being Dominated actually INCREASES Digitan's speed.
>>564789257Everyone's favorite sloptuber said that
>>564788827yeppers g3s are filler unless something urgent is in the shop
>>564789297that's good enough stats so if you think like losing on the SP is fine do it
>Honsefun>Rare Brick>Uma&co>/uma/ clubok>Futamusume>FingerdarkAre these guys supposed to be in the danchou race?
>>564789286the unique is just really fucking strong. Funnily enough while she often cucks my fronts out of angling they rarely have anything like barcarole to close out the win so they just lose to the hoguri....
>>564789369Cute panties.
SOVL
>>564788730>every finalshttps://youtu.be/fWsB517eml4>>564788330Same with early cards that we kept using for years - they were shit at balancing. Evolves were implemented so they could retroactively rebalance early umas. Also take note all great accel parents are first year umas.
>>564788781i got raped......
>>564788957nooooooo
0-5I don't feel so good...
>S+ XOguris getting length wins over other SS umasI HATE THIS CM
>>564789404>>564789384The country name bonus was the reason I asked. I'm good on race coins for now.
>>564787162it's pretty idiot proof tbf, the pieces that lock together don't come undone and don't lock unless it's the proper piece. the worst I've ever seen was losing a single piece briefly because it was in the middle of a mostly done puzzle and blended in somewhat. super chill and sometimes we use the text chat and/or play music
What do you call this?
>>564789413legally speaking, they are not /uma/ clubthey're more like.../uma/ poacher club I guess
>>564789614a bad deck
>>564789580but that one retarded anon said XOguri is just as hard to build as others???
I would kiss ogurin
>>564789463Why do Uma children always look like a clone?
>>564789413they're discord clubs whose danchous post on /uma/ and try to snipe unsuspecting anons from here during club crawl. technically probably within the rules of the cup but they should fuck off from kidnapping anons
>>564789463the cutest family based artist
>>564789584I don't think about non-crown epithets, high stat trainings usually outstat them.
>>564789549this is why you never Q this early into reset
>>564789721Uma genes are powerful
reminder that if you bring 2 random umas and xoguri/bourbon/smaru you are not an "oshi gamer" and you might actually be more morally bankrupt than people who bring 3 meta umas
>>564789614Bricked tiara retard glutton?>>564789730It doesnt really matter, its not a WoW raid. Also /vg/ clubs are inconsistent at keeping rank.
>>564789584+10 2x statsor+40 stats overallchoose yourself
>>564788330holy shit it's super milk chan and I'm getting flashbacks
>>564789549This is me...
>hopeful stakes.jpgI'M GONNA QUUEUUUEEEE
>>564788643>"WHY?! MY PERFECT XOGURI LOST TO A NON-META PICK???" and then they fucking end themselves in disgraceDia is very much meta for CM12 but nobody could afford her so they don't have her
>>564788582NO FLESH TAILS AHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE, HELP ME MANHATTAN CAFE
>60+ posts to goAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I really want to date kitasan
>>564788829Why Hishi Miracle always looks slightly annoyed whenever other horses around? Does she hate any kind of commotion?
>bump limit (again)>out of images (again)Yeah, I'm done.
>>564789690NTA but what do you consider as good stat ranges for Classic Autumn
Muv-Luv is on sale on steam right now guys
>>564790102my point is that you're going to easily overcap speed meanwhile your other stats like wit are sufferingyou're bringing too many speed cards or sparks
>>564789960This, a lot of umas are actually meta for certain CM, it's just no one rolled for them. Next CM Chiyono O and Ines Fujin will be the sleeper meta
>10% stm>10% pwr>10% witTraining Cheer Neicha must suck.
>>564790130I thought it was a book
>>564789721much like the uma herself, the uma egg RAPES and DOMINATES the weak ningen sperm
Umamusume!
>>564790205sounds like the perfect trainee for 2-2-2 decks
>>564790205>must suckyeah, me.
>>564789413>>FingerdarkI think I know that guy off a certain minecraft server.
>>564790220It's a visual novel (like a book but for losers like you and me)
if I bake will you guys use the new thread?
>>564789721It's actually hard to design appealing OC, so most people just default to mini-me Uma offspring. It's also the action that will cause the least drama.
>>564790391but janny will be sad
>>564790391Why not. Meido is the one to decide if it stays or not anyway
>>564790005If you scratch the flesh tail, you'll get a divine revelation from Shiraoki
>>564790391No
>>564790532>>564790532>>564790532nyaha
we gotta bump the thread so uh, is the pearl card from the cheer event any good?
(-)(-) <- Transcend's inverted nipples
>>564790205Pretty good statline for MANT, actually. You'll likely max speed with NTR and Kita anyway and additional stam/pwr/wit growths will benefit you greatly.
>>564790565retard
>>564790565>713buffoon
>>564790490it's so gross tho... I hate it...
>>564790565Still 40 posts to go retardbwo
it's safe to queue nowgo go go
>>564790565not even the ntrfag is this retarded gwo....
>>564790565based. The NTR troon is having a melty
>>564790601transcend's nipples protrude beautifully. they are the perfect shape for feeding our children.
>>564790697Believe in the me that believes in you
https://litter.catbox.moe/71hho2.png
>>564790758neck yourself faggot
we must save Seiun thread by hitting 750
>>564790764Obsessed.
>>564790758TRVKE>>564790864retard
>>564790859Gold City would do this
>>564790859tachyon_shock.jpg
/akg/ has two threads up, so it's definitely fine to have another /uma/ thread
>>564790864Obsessed.
>>564790864BASED
>start race>click skip>OGURI KYA->click skip>lose
>>564790864That's not a random act of kinda nice
Umanko
15 more bwo
Barcarole of Blessing!
i'll help uma, just this once
I need to deepthroat an uma's ear
Daccheats
uhhhhh umadacchi
We can just go into the night. I think some rest is important for us and our uma.
Fine, I'll do it myself
teio sexsex with teio
teio? sex
>>564786092spin the wheelnya ha ha
All I've Got
SOMEBODY FUCKING BAKE WHAT IS THIS GODDAMNED SHIT
>>564799468Bwo...
GOAL IN
>>564799592Bump limit's 751 anon...
>>564799736FUCK, it should've been homestretch haste...
