Nodirbek turning it around edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>563918336
Hello is the AA meeting? I can’t stop drinking and playing chess.
>if /chess/ had a theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw5OLnN7UvM
>>564815603bit gay
>6. g4?!
black to play and provoke seething
>>564820013Qh3
>>564814882Heloo. Same situation. Post a drunken game please. Win or loss doesn't matter I'll take both
>>564813860This is so dumb. Chess is a sport, not some gay video game. Why are we not allowed to have a thread on /sp/?
>>564813860Turned it around so hard he mated himself
>>564827042fuck off retard and go be with the mouth breathing sportspall niggers
Does anyone play 960 on lichess? Played a very interesting game vs a 1750 earlier today.
>>564831181It's 2026 chud. Racism is NOT okay and white people WILL go extinct. Now stick to chess.
>>564833284When I feel like actually thinking I fire up some 960 games, sure. You were lost for most of that game though, no? There's no way e6 was a good move.
>>564820013Qh3 Re5 (spite check) Bxe5 Nd5 (spite check) Bxd5 Rxf7 (spite check) Kxf7 Qxg7 (spite check) Kxg7 cxd4 Qh2#Did I get it or nah
>>564838775It looks uncomfortable but I think I was winning the whole game from the first move. I think 1.c4 could be considered a mistake from white in that opening position.
>>564833284>>564838775>>564839601Hahaha I’m just fucking with you. That was Alua vs. Magnus. You can see full Magnus’ analysis with Peter Leko here;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H3ZOKbOF4E
A wise man once said: If you see a good move, look for a better one.
I found out .com has little AI lessons, they've even got a silman endgame one, I didn't know all the stuff about the long and short side of the board or checking distance.Maybe this will help me get beyond 1400.
>>564673482Fujii won in 89 moves. The next game will be played 5/7-8.
>>564838984cxd5*
>>564845290Then trick yourself into thinking you have a clever tactic while overlooking the one move that refutes it and utterly decimates you.
Anything interesting happening today guys?
>>564857103Magnus is playing young shishoff duda
I can't believe hes DEAD bros...
>2400>show available moves ON
>>564860301just got off the phone with his mom...dude... i can't believe catmixer is dead...he said he was a cheating fraud... couldn't live with himself anymore and blew his brains out...
>>564860659There was a guy clowning on Esserman for this one stream. Thought that was the most brazen shit from the peanut gallery. It’s the default setting who cares.
>>564861041I’ll do it if we do it together, hand in unloveable hand. https://youtu.be/fqGKZ3fzN1M?si=T6r9gcwwEoXJGbkK
>>564861849great album, zoomie. you know, sometimes the kids are alright.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQvOCJVUp3c
I can't get to 200, nor past it.My rating is low, my skill none.Like a rocket in high gravity, I must keep trying.https://youtu.be/zNYBMZh6EhA
>>564862176holy shit what a terrible fucking ripoff of live hahahahaha what the fuck… also Bowie… https://youtu.be/8gPSGrpIlkc
im hard stuck in 146...what should i do?
>>564864214listen
>>56486421410k bulliez with no thinking
>>564863713ah yes, the finest boomer core, not an ounce of melody to be found.
still GOAT
>>564863713>>564862176I wish I was a zoomer, I’d have more time to find True Love. I also like D4vd Bowie btw, hunky dory is a great album. Love this song too:https://youtu.be/bc-E78guBLI?si=bwwd3GMn717vkR8O
Im quitting chess, Im hardstuck in mid 100s. Why is this? I think I am a huge brainlet ngl
>>564866248Post one of your games? Maybe we can help
for me its radio 'ead innithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sfOgjM8wNE>>564866248cuz i'm a creep i'm a weirdooooowhat am i even doin hereeeeeei don't belong here
>>564866248Is it even possible to be rated at 100
>>564865996>I’d have more time to find True Love.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUbEf67bbrA
>>564866997They don’t make schizos like they used to anymore do they eh.I wonder what he thought of Baja Blast https://youtu.be/dmCh_0AsEyk?si=1ljMSZgQ0METqV1s
I found a new chess slampig to watch on youtube.
>>564813860This fraud is top 10 worldwide?
>>564866960>Is it even possible to be rated at 100Yeah. I've mentioned this before, but my friend who just plays when he's high to move the pieces around a bit hoovers between 100 and 200. Picrel is one of his games (he's white).
>>564882478how do you make this gif?>>564866747ill post a game but i dont know how to share it
>>564882807Both lichess and chesscom have built in gif making capabilities
>>564883050i never noticed....
>>564882807I used the chessdotcom GIF maker.
>>564882807Looks like he used this.https://www.chess.com/gifsThere are other gif makers though, lichess will let you turn a game you played on their site into a gif (see picrel), also seehttps://sharechess.github.io/
guys if my dick is below average in all measurable traits what opening should I play with white and black
>>564883374King’s indian attack and King’s indian defense
>>564883292to be pedantic, you can turn any game into a gif on lichess if you import the pgn
>>564883292>>564883221>>564883050>>564866747>>564866768>>564866960heres my last game, i was playing black and im actually proud of thinking stuff this time
>>564887919that doesn't look like a 100 elo game to meunless you're playing classical or something kekeven then i don't believe it, just play more games
>>564897102i mean on chess com i play the default 10 mins thing and im like 140 rn again, win some lose some
>>564897559No. I just do not believe you. Post another game
>new game>see Israeli flag>immediately abort game>message the player telling him that I aborted the game because of his israeli flag, offer to play if he changes his flag by editing his profile and changing his location, such as to Palestine or International>get ghosted, hate messages, blocked, reported, etc>none of them take up the offer and change their flagAny other BDSmaxxers here? Are you getting better results or is it similar for you?
What's a good rating for a father of 2?
>>5649073680. Any time spent learning how to play chess is time not spent learning how to be a good parent.
>>5649073681000 dotcom. Literally no one cares what rating you are beyond that (unless you're a titled player).
>>564907368get off 4chan and play with your kids, boomer
>>564908815I wish I was a boomer, I’d have more time to find True Love.
The second day of the second game of the Meijin title match, in which Shogi player Sota Fujii, holder of six titles, is aiming for his fourth consecutive victory, has begun in Aomori City.The Meijin title match is a best-of-seven series between Sota Fujii and Tetsuro Itodani, 9th dan.The second game is being held in Aomori City from the 25th, with the 26th being the second day.In the Meijin match, the first player to win four games wins the title, and Fujii won the first game.Will Fujii advance his title defense with a consecutive win? Or will Itodani, who was promoted to the highest rank of 9th dan this month, tie the series at 1-1?Each player has the longest time limit of any title match, at 9 hours, and the second game is expected to conclude on the evening of the 26th.
What is an appropriate age to introduce children to 4chan? My older brother introduced me when I was 10 but I think that's too young
>>56492077830
So what do you guys think of the leaks? Personally I wish it had been Alexandra. She has a really puffy pussy based on shots of her in shorts.
Which would you recommend for a new player - Italian or Scotch? I started with Italian but I just recently tried Scotch a few times and I think I like it better.
>>564933656Scotch is simpler if you don't play the gambit or that sharp e5 Qe2 line. Used to wreck people with it from like 1500 to 2000.
>>564933172files.catbox.moe/qv9lyf.mp4
>>564899120Here it is, won as black. I am currently 146 on chess com
>>564933963>>564899120lost
GM
>>564937050>GMCanty?
>>564864214Castle at your earliest convenience.
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My first time playing the Caro-Kann Alien Gambit variation. It was scary but my opponent eventually resigned.
>>564959243What piece is the troon?
>>564961178The opponent's bishop, obviously.
>>564900670Based, com removed my ability to send messages after I said hamas <3 to one but I always abort
>>564900670>"waaaaa da joooo flag scares meeee"This is why we're winning the war and have the most chess champions btw.
>>564962131The queen is the obvious tranny. Because it's overpowered and so fast and agile and tall. Its a guy wearing a dress. The King is a sissy fag for marrying that.
>>564900670I play on zenmode on livhess, but I might swap so I can stop supporting genocide with my chess games.
