Previous: >>564836723>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: >Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I'll remake the danchou cup after the finals are over, if nobody else does it.
Digitan LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>564860604What a MARVELOUS OP
Longslop doesn't have murmur + ase double whammy which makes the derby/jc cms more annoying when it comes to stam.
>>564860729There is a remake of the room, but it's just been poorly advertised in the wake of schizo niggery 434133904341339043413390Danchous, bring one uma. Spectating from club members ok
We should all rape Digitan
>>564860863
>>564860918How many years in until Fuji levels of pandering is the norm?
>>564860903Thats good. I joined and it better happen or I will be slightly upset.RIP mambchou
>>564860918Is she going to die in 2 weeks? Why does she speak like that?
>Sovl deletion accepted. Last minute metahog ace generated.>User's previous title: Fukukitaru Top Fan !!! : D>User's new title: Xogbot # 823195>Previous "Oshi" placed in restraints in front row at Nakayama course finish line. Provided live feed of trainer's excited face as he watches Oguri win instead of her. >Enjoy your podium. Thank you for participating in the Oshifag buckbreak program.
>>564861190>Is she going to die in 2 weeks?Anon... I...
>cheerleader niceu and kingu release in mere hours>literally zero hypeseems the interns are all hungover.
>>564861190>Is she going to die in 2 weeks?I mean...
>>564861019Now post her eating the borgar
>>564861248im doing my celebratory pre-release goon sesh for kneesocks nature
STOP ITSTOP THE COUNTAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>564861263>>564861239STOP VAGUEPOSTING
>>564861248
>>564861248Oisu and First-Rate don't need advertising
>>564861248I'm rolling Mr CockBalls
cringe gaylo
>>564861270
>>564861323AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What's with these gay G2/G3 missions falling right on epithet required G1s
>>564861248Cyniggers releasing things literally at the very end of the weekend will never not annoy me. All my energy to impulse pull is gone by the time I have time to actually pay attention after working.
Stegyaru
>>564861248Sorry bro, I need cards, and I mean I BADLY need cards.
>>564861389Nice thanks
>>564861389Digidate! Digitan is so cute when she's fawning over umamusume at the racetrack!
>>564861395you WILL sacrifice a career to do the missions. you WILL forget everything but MANT exists.
>>564861394never mind, funds are safu
Taiki Shuttle is one of the greatest characters ever created.
i could have become conversational in a language instead...
>>564861585trvke
why does file change MD5 on its own sometimes?
We should kiss Digital. We should hug Digital We should hold Digital's hand We should sleep with Digital We should sniff Digital We should taste Digital We should drink Digital's drool We should drink Digital's piss We should make a good luck charm from Digital's hair We should bathe with Digital We should pinch Digital's nipples We should paint Digital's nails We should brush Digital's hair We should love Digital everyday
These animation choices for her are so funny man. Why did she get this one and not the one Tachyon got. Even the Orfevre/Brian one would be the one you expect, but no, she falls over catching the fish then gives this shit eating grin. It's so cute.
>>564861630You're probably conversational in uma already.If I gave you 6 cards; Tachyon wit, Fine Motion wit, Bakushin speed, Biko speed, Kitasan Black, and Nishino flower power, you would probably know the exact RB of this deck and what distance and uma is best suited for without looking it up.
this thread will be gayer
>>564861767I need to quit this game.
>just saw how hachimi could fast forward your mant runsHOly fuck I want to try it but I'm too pussy to put my buhi account on ban risk
>>564861767this post hurt me spiritually
>>564861767surely these newfound powers will help me to attain a uma musume obsessed qt3.14 girlfriend/bottom femboy.right?
>>564861741t. me
>>564861741well not the piss drinking but the rest of it yes obviously.
Okay so, does Yanko have an actual shot at the L'arc or it remains the keibafan's wet dream?
>>564861924Uma’s playerbase is all male
I hate mant because I'm at the end of the classic year and everything has gone really well so far but there's still time for the whole run to go to shit.
>>564862020>Does a dirt Uma have an actual shot at a turf race
>>564861754is this from the uma sanpo?
>>564862082>it rains again>turf turns into dirttrust the plan
>>564862126Brian's not that big
>>564862020is "yanko" forever young? why does this dumb hors have four different names? reddit said he's too fucking fat to have a chance in turf.
>>564862163No, it's Skill Up Island.
>>564862163Thats from the Island scenario
>>564862082>turf>in l’swamp
>>564862020There is that theory about dirt genes/ability proving well on L'Arc but then there is the FACT that it's usually lighter horses that win it and Yanko is FAT
All my friends got deflowered after their debut race, but I'm in my senior year and toreena still hasn't touched me...
>>564862076MANT is fucking exhausting to me. I fucking love the shop but it's probably the worst fucking thing ever. So many fucking events playing in between turns, I have to look at the rival screen, I get 2 fucking skill hints the entire run unless I straight up buy it to prevent it which I don't think it does I never checked,
Hello friends!!!
>>564862278Just give him less donuts.
consider, zennos rob roys
>>564862337MANT's entire problem is just menuing being dogshit in this gameAND our MAMT already came with fixes too and it is still badyou could easily shave off like 15 minutes off a run with good UI
>>564861924w-wow you really know how to train an uma, maybe you could try training me next~?
Did umagrok get secretly paywalled?
>>564862429NICE COW
>>564862335thats not true, nishino flower is tracens number 1 rapist
Late XOguri use Pure Heart instead of U=Ma right?
>>564862383
>>564862521you're talking aries or taurus?
uma for this feel?
>>564861683I wish Taiki would get super drunk and manhandle me
>>564862638Taurus.
>>564862642You gotta go back whereever you came from orignally
>>564862208>Forever Young>(For)E-ba-yan>Yan>Yan koBismarck is called Bisko in KC too. I remembered
>>564862642Sanae Kochiya
>>564862727how fucking new are you
>>564861767sometimes I go to sleep thinking about building decks and which skills I can use without playing the gameit's so over
>>564861190HUGE Gentis...
>>564862195She should be
>>564862827Well I finished the tutorial yesterday
Watching Biwa shoot past XOguri never gets old
>>564861190
>>564862642What are Sanae's ten desires?
>>564862918please post biwa. please give me hope.
>>564862438I think its more like a player problem where people don't know how to set up a run and when to glue.I have been there too when S+ was my highroll and its usually a problem of believing that a shit junior year can be "repaired" by other two years, then they are surprised how people are already making SS umas as a mid roll.
>>564861190fusu
https://x.com/lex65795866/status/2047892240471822639chiyonoGOD
>>564862704pure heart in tarus and uma2 in aries serve entirely different functions. pure heart is just a recovery for taurus and you wouldn't plan around having pure heart available since it would be on a grandparent.
Without looking it up, can you name your umawife's roommate?
>>564862827I've been here for 3000 years, now give me your prostate promised to me then
>>564863110can she name my roommate?
>>564863110yep. it's reddit tachyon.
>>564862990sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
>>564863006>please post biwaok
>>564863110Goldship.But she doesn't actually really stay in her room all that much so it's pretty much just Goldship's room and it's why Goldship throws a tantrum when she comes back.
>>564863110Matikane
>>564863110
>>564861389Why do honses borgar?
>>564863110No because she is a JP numa
>>564863094What are reliable healing for Late then?Corner+x+777?
>>564863069>Smelly Fartcon already in the back
My main screen has become an american ghetto...
How do you even get SS doing tiara route with negative long aptitudes? It feels so bricking not being able to race in those last two days of the year after japan cup
>>564863110that's easy. it's ines fujin, who i WILL be pulling in a week for more ryan content
>>564863110Nyes, they're often depicted together in fan art (and on her card too)
>>564863110Special Week. Easy
I think i know how this CM is ending for me bwos
>>564863378Falco is THAT big?
>>564863110matikanei genuinely cannot believe they put both matikanes in the same room. its so dumb.
>average JP Oshifag
>>564863110Ayabe
>>564863359I do not envy her she has Red Desire as a roommate. Imagine trying to sleep with a freakazoid praying on top of you, for you, every night.
>>564863413TopRo crying is kind of erotic
>>564863110her IRL wife counterpart
>>564863110Tachyon
>>564863265corner recoverybe stillsoft stepfighting spirit reliability depends upon the track (i have found it whiffing during aries too much to truly recommend)there may be new skills released that can function as well.pick two of the above and 777 is your trigger. shake it out is your desperation cope insurance.
>>564863110Mambo
>>564863110tamochud
>>564863456I think it's great
>>564863006It's not super consistent but she has managed to grab a fair few wins (18.3% wr so far, and would be much higher if Sky didn't steal a bunch of her wins)
>>564862642Stop stalking my xitter likes
>>564863110STILL NO ROOMMATE
>>564863110Unironically Bamboo Memory.
>>564863560i forgot pace strategy as another reliable recovery.
sweepy, do 2 mission runs for me
>>564863560Can relax proc from rival race?
>>564863491Curren and Ayabe being roommates is so hot.Imagine the threesomes with Daiwa Scarlet's trainer...
>>564863675Your umawife is No Reason?
>>564863774scarlet...
>>564863110Yeah, Tama. It's kinda easy to know Oguri's roommate because we have an anime with them. It's part of the reason they're always hanging out, aside from them both being from the western part of Japan.
>>564863791Anon he said Bamboo Memory not Yaeno Muteki...
>>564863110yeah it's the other DJ tap dance city
google...you can't do that...
>>564860903>random moodwhy
>>564863847Will it be butter or wurst?
>>564863110Narita Taishin
>>564863902Google's not wrong
>>564863110Of course.
>>564863847but Ogurin's roommate is Norn Ace...
>Be Umamusume: Pretty Derby>No Horney Baits>No Fanservices>No jiggle physics bullshit>No Right-Wing Propaganda>No male gazes>Ultimate successThe testament that, without those problematic contents, the games will still be able to make a profit and survive.
>>564863110lives alone in a apartment outside of tracen17 years old btw
>>564863903so danchou can make an excuse
>>564863743you mean "a small breather?" relax is a gold skill. xoguri also already has a small breather in her potentials. but yes, you can get a small breather hints from racing but it's not a good skill. it can fire at any point during the entirety of late-race which means it is only useful as a trigger OR insurance if it fires literally immediately else it does essentially nothing.
>finish my weekend 10k run>pick up mcsloppa as usual>naaahh im not getting a mcflurry this time the limited-time strawberry flavor was good and i had it for 2 consecutive weekends already plus i think the time period is already over so i think i will not pig out too much this ti->they now have the limited-time yubari melon mcflurry
>>564863861Ohhh, so his Umawife IS Yaeno Muteki. Gotcha.
>>564864025Maruzensky
>>564863110yeah, it's kind of a joke how her roommate spent the entire S2 sleeping in her bed
>>564864025>No jiggle physics bullshitHave you never watched the final moments of a race?
>>564864020Never ever...
I used to like this uma but not anymore. Any new oshi suggestions?
>>564863847Oguri isn't from the west, she's from Hokkaido. She just relates to Tamamo because they're both outsiders "from the sticks" compared to Tokyo girls. Which I should note, is fucking hilarious to me that Osakans are considered hicks because if you've ever been to Osaka you'd know the US equivalent of the average Osakan isn't some redneck from the deep south, it's a fucking New Yorker that goes AY IM WALKIN HERE when a car is impatient with them crossing the street. Which is as opposite from the southern stereotype as you can get.
the finemoposter owes me sex
>>564864121STUPID NIGGER LMAO
>>564864101It looks life better cope back up than shake it out for me.
>>564864169>>564864136sorry its a xitter post I just thought it would be funny to paste it here
>>564864242You seem like a flaming homosexual, so stay gold
>>564863305Decent cards, train wit and get lucky
>>564864304laisu... that was not very naisu...
this CM sucks dick, jiggies are better anyways
>>564864242
>>564864340Stop doing that pls
>>564864262>he wants to fuck the tranny
Post you're room uma
>switching oshis because of one schizoidWeak bitch ass retard
>>564864262Which one? There is at least 3.
>>564864332shake it out only requires three skills procs. red-shift and moving past is already two and they proc near-instantly upon late-race beginning. shake it out is infinitely better as insurance, it's not even close. a small breather can fire immediately upon late-race starting or 1m from the finish line, it depends on where you rolled for the check. that isn't insurance.
>>564864390You're right, let me correct myself>>564864121DUMB FAT NIGGER LMAO
>>564864481I am not a room
>>564861630I quit doing my JP reps once uma released.
you can force Shake It Out to fire in CM13 by stacking Final Corner skills (the not random ones)
>>564864517>threesome with 3 bratty finemo posters
>>564862429Do NOT
>>564864523"late race" include the final spurt part? I didn't know thatI guess shake it out is better then.
Left - Forever YoungRight - Young Rich (FY's half-brother)
>>564864586"Drink the goyslime, Kita-chan." :-)
>>564864481this was made with AI, the text on the rum is all over the place, same with the subway cardyou're probably not even from europe and have never done a line of coke in your lifeyou're probably even afraid of drinking more than 1 cup of coffee a dayI would post my room but it would get 10+ replies about Teiobros reputation going down again
>>564864517I'm starting to not like one of the other fine posters
>>564864647hey
>the poll is still live/uma/ is seriously fucked up.........
>>564864671FATKO
>>564864671Yep two horses
>>564864714fine motion would call you a faggot irl
>>564864671Young Rich will be debuting this year
>>564864862
king riding my ding-a-ling
>>564864712let me guess, you have a onahole holster below your desk?
>>564864759>/pol/ link
>>564864862What the fuck are those titty veins? Did she burst them?
>>564862076The worst feeling is when you're getting a decent run but at the end of classic only one of your SSR event chains finished.
>from great to awfulOh, so you want to run non-stop? Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't rest anymore.
>>564864858At least I'm not a real faggot
>>564864862hags get chemo ahh veins on their saggers? ewwwwwwww
>>564863305Long C is enough to win arima in most cases
>>564864647What was that? Couldn't hear you over her MASSIVE tits
>>564864990stop talking like that you little fucking faggot
>>564864712I actually just have a shitty camera so I upscaled it to make it look like I'm not a poorfag
>>564864258>Which is as opposite from the southern stereotype as you can get.Ehhhh not as much as you think>both are loud and brash>both are very prideful of where they come from and even if they move to another part of the US, they never stop acting like they're still back home>both are willing to throw down over trivial matters of disparaging their personal honor>both have very large religious communities that to this day dominate their politics (though one is baptist/lutheran and the other catholic)By contrast Tokyo and Osaka couldn't be more dissimilar, the city of government bureaucracy vs the city of merchants
>>564865080blud be cappin unc can't even understand us90's ahh unc
post lewd maru
>>564864660no, i'm wrong. small breather is only valid during late-race/phase2 but that window is still too large to rely upon when shake it out is still the better insurance. "late-race" for taurus is 1600m to 2000m, red shift becomes valid at 1625m while moving past checks at 1600m. does a window exist where a small breather is better? yes, a 25m window versus the 375m window where it's probably worse. this is assuming you were able to get another skill to fire between 1600 to 1625m.
>>564864862this art is ugly
>>564865216what ai do you use to get this info
>>564864854it's hard work being that cute. she's all tuckered out~
>>564865167Yeah I think of it like the dichotomy of Boston and NYC (or Philly).
>>564863903Gambling.Maybe the top gets awful and the bottom gets great, or maybe the gap between them increases.
>>564865140Now my reply looks like I'm a jerk.
>>564865295https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=13just look at the track then look for skills with the correct conditions.
>>564865436>Choose.
>>564865321boston mentioned. go sox
>>564864735This hurt my eyes. The problem with Sweep is that her IRL bratiness is on a whole other level. Even her spawn are BIG BRUTES that you can easily tell are related to her.
>>564863110Oh that's easy, noone.
>>564864481
>these stats post summerdidn't get medium s from inspo either, so this is probably just a waste of time, right? Can't see this run being fixable when I've seen a total of 80 energy in the shop the whole run.Also posting rooms is dumb and gay and not at all relevant to uma musume but I say this mostly because instead of uma merch I have a shadow the hedgehog dakimakura
god i just wanna fucking jiggie
>>564865321As someone from the Boston area there is no Japanese equivalent to Boston, hell even in the US there's no other equivalent to Boston. It's a very blue city that is also a de facto white catholic ethnostate that does everything in its power to keep it as catholic and irish/italian as possible.
>>564865581Stego of course.If that means getting shoveled over the head by Dream Journey, then that's the risk I'm willing to take.
>>564865582You guys have a rough series today
>>564865689Open a room, gwo.
>>564864735I will never train another uma like Goldshi again nor roll for them. Miss me with restricted training and a career deboof
>>564865398>>564864712Make up for it by posting your room then!
>>564865685whether it's salvageable is entirely down to what your training levels look like, individual trainings matter a ton even outside of summer, no reason to give up yet
>>564865759Based…
>>564865856>speed lvl 1it's joever is what you're saying
>>564865815its okay when sweepy does it :)
>>564865716American politics is unique, name a major city that isn't blue. I'm mostly just talking shared culture and attitudes. Boston and NYC natives will beat the shit out of someone at the bar at 2am but Manhattan specifically is very similar to Ginza in Tokyo. It's filled with transplants and nepo babies while Boston and Philly have a different culture from that
>>564861512I can do that without much issue because my red Maru runs have gotten botched to where she sometimes decides to end dead last for Hopeless Stakes. I'm finally above 700 clocks and don't want to use them that early in most runs, so I just sandbag Classic Year to clear a career run by spamming random trainings, only fitting Japan Cup and Arima to get fans for danchou, but I'm comatose playing unless a run actually starts well.
>>564865804nyooo, i'd spoil the art for myself, way less fun that way
>>564865962Its okay and funny, when she is not my trainee.
>>564865685Every run is salvageable in this mode. I'm still mad I crashed out during one of my ace runs because I had 800 speed after senior summer, only to end up capping speed by the end due to highrolling. I got a ton of mediocre skills to convert to a parent run so my ace is much weaker than she could have been.
>>564865716as someone else from boston, consider this comic
I will not be rolling for Sweepy. I will simply loop her green from borrows.
>>564865982>tries to sneak philly into the mixyou're not part of the club, lil bro.
>>564866075not without distance S it aint
Why does Cheer Nature have lots of porn but there is 0 Cheer Kingu porn?
>>564865946danchou will appreciate the extra fans, good luck soldier
>>564864121Please keep posting this Spe
>>564866098Also the Boston Career Forum attracts every Japanese student in the US (I'll be there this fall if anyone wants to hang out :^))
>>564865582>soxs0x!?
>>564865982>American politics is unique, name a major city that isn't blue.That's not an American thing, cities are more liberal than the rural parts in every country because the way cities are designed by their very nature due to higher population density means you have very different budgetary concerns.
>>564866198King Halo just isn't a very attractive musume.
>>564866203danchou can suck my cock he renamed the club to fucking Tamalove. I don't give a shit about Tamamo Cross didn't care about Almond Eye either to be fair
>>564866198Compare the ratio of skin exposed on their outfit and think for yourself
>>564866198Cheer Kings ult animation is so erotic that she doesn't need porn
>>564866172Triple the size of Boston and home of the Independence but sure man
When did they add this one to juke box
shut up and look
which one's better? I can't be fucked to train more Seiun's and moving on to OG Maru now
>>564866403>and home of the IndependenceOhhhh look at me, I wrote on some paper how upset I was with the king~We fired a gun to voice our displeasure. Which is more American?
>>564866326>destinybwo why is your Danchud a 40 year old blonde stripper
>>564866303It has to do with our governance, we are a two party system so the red encompasses ALL rural counties and blue is ALL urban counties. Parliamentery governments like Japan allow for large swaths of differing districts like sanseito to operate voting strongholds in a city
>>564866443It is a mystery
Tamalove danchud is asking for $1 donations in chat to keep the club running
>>564866403>topic is coastal elite cities of high prestige, diversity, and income>philadelphia top fucking kek>b-but the population!the goal post will be in trenton at this rate, anon.
Why are the only YouTube videos with Cheer Halos animations shorts?
>>564866198No one is ready for a sweatier Kingu after her ult animation.
>>564866625Huh that's long?First time I heard it play today.
>>564866531Boston food sucks too forgot that
I'm going to tell my danchou that I'm quitting and hope he doesn't call my job
>>564866443when they were doing golden vinyl giveaway or some shit
>>564865689https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>564866501Right has more mid race so i am inclined to say right>Choccy uniqueIs it needed on fronts? I only pick it up if it is hint 3+.
>failed make debut>with fucking oguriIt's never been more over
>Witgod said Goldship is still meta next CMWhat the fuck I though someone said she's expired.
>>564866838nah it was just max hinted and nothing else to take and that's my best parent too
>>564866764I tried to quit a month ago but danchou said I couldn't.
>>564866693I think youtube started auto converting those kinds of videos into shorts. You can just take the hash at the end and slap it into the regular watch link. It'll do the same thing.
What position do you need to be in for Let's Pump?
>>564865592Sweep gives birth to big horses? She was a small mare right?
>>564866973
>>564867040end/lateSOMETIMES pace
>>564866914It is HER game. Face of the franchise and all that.
>>564867040https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>564867040I'm not sure, either 6th or 7th. Maybe both.
>>564867073No I meant in the 1-9 order>>564867130Alright then I won't inherit it
game in freefalleos in 3 weeks
the new mambodancho asked us to send a recording screaming DAHBY and whoever is under 60 decibel is getting kicked...
>>564866914witgod said you would be Gutsmaxxing for all of MANT too
>>564867224he said that only if you're f2p
>>564867130I think we should KILL Daitaku Helios
If you're running out of clocks or fear running out of them, I'm afraid there's only one path left to youDo NOT clock any G3 or G2, accept your LDo NOT clock Juvenile Fillies, if you don't get it then reset the runDo NOT clock Hopeless Stakes, accept your LPray for Distance S, if you don't get it then reset the runYou can thank me later
>>564867224It's valid option for poorfag
>>564867224you could absolutely gutsmaxx your way to A-finals for every TB CM (outside of pisces, which has passed).
>>564866914Bow to her>>564867304>unironically clocking a G2/3Are there any that are required for epithets?
Grim realization that the majority of /uma/ aren't actually that sweaty/good at the game but the people who host and join room matches warp your perception, especially since it's the same anons every time.
>>564867263>>564867307>valid for poorfagsGutsmaxxing is even more pay2win than normal decks retards
>>564867402>Are there any that are required for epithets?dumb bitch
>>564867304I do this and I’m still slowly running out of them
>>564867304Started the scenario at 800, I still have 550 left. And I clocked everything.I just stopped running Mile B shit. Fuck you Tamamo.
Which uma would shove your face in her umanko and demand you eat her out while she's standing, preferrably with you blindfolded?Asking for a friend.
>>564867224If I had Ayabe I'd do more guts maxxxing. If you have speed growth and FM you can go 3guts 2wit 1speed and get bonkers stats on a highroll.
>>564867482I need a list of the room joiner sweats rated by powerlevel for schizoid purposes
>>564867604Ramonu
>>564867496lol retard
>>564867304
>>564867482early on, /uma/ had a very strong platinum-rate but their advantage disappeared within months and anons are awful at actually putting forth effort to improve after being able to coast.
>>564867130SIX SEVEN
>>564867604I'm not a cuck so none of them
>>564867496>Urara>Ayabe>YepperEh that's three cards on the deck already. Ayabe SR might be debatable but if you played all events and luck shit free rolls you already have enough crystals for her.
>>564867130
I still have 1000+ clocks because sweepy is a dumbfuck
>>564867482Only piggies(inherent attentionwhores) bother with room matches. It has nothing to do with skill.
>>564867604eating a girl out is omega gay.
>>564867482I know I'm not good but I got 3 plats which is 3 more than I ever expected. 2 from oshi gaming and 1 from a rushed XOguri I made for Pisces. Meanwhile, I'm doing sovlless XOguri and 2 doms and still haven't qualified for A yet in Aries. Shiraoki-sama giveth and taketh.
>>564867496You can make a gutsmaxxing deck with almost purely f2p cards. The problem is said deck is kinda terrible since it doesn't really give any good skills so you're relying purely on stats, which despite how much people talk about capping them do NOT fucking matter anywhere near as much as skills do.
Game should be on perma 1/2 stamina. Current rate sucks and you are limited by daily borrowing anyway.
>>564867783That's a lie I sparked NTR and got 0 ayabes out of it shit's rigged
>>564867482if it took you this long to realize, you're in good company. most of this thread will never learn how to play the new scenario. they will keep complaining about the consequences of their own actions until grand live.
>>564867496>ulala free>yeppers freethere's also STP, you can borrow ayabe unironically instead
>>564867745>>564867863The most virgin posts itt so far lmao
>>564867745>>564867863Motherfucker that's not what I asked, I asked which umas would try to do it?
spurting inside marbalus
>>564867745>>564867863basedservicing a woman is for cucks
>>564868115Nishino Flower
>>564868075those milkers are like 15% too big tbqh.
>>564867646SSS+: My fuarking heroF: Everyone else
>>564867863>>564867745niggas would get their assholes rimmed but they're afraid of eating pussy
>>564868096Nice! That's 4, 2 to go!Which 10rb mlb ssr should I use as f2p?
>>564865317
>>564868208How did you calculate that percentage?
You are going to be pulling on this cutie's banner, right?
>>564868075>Uma Curryis it curry for uma or...
>>564868250SSR?Just use Air Groove
>>564867402-40 shop money is brick
>>564868357it is a brand name silly
>>564868250... tachyon wit and marvelous wit (could use marvelous power SSR)? who said they need to be SSR's? are you retarded? do you think a guts build is 6 guts cards?
>>564865685stats actually ended up alright but since rainbows were stacking on g2 and g3 race days I'm low on races and I didnt get medium s from the second inheritance either.Oh well, we go again
>>564868350Used her for so long in my TT team she's almost max bond from TT use alone.
>>564867954hehe
>>564864858She is irish, I think she'd call you far worse things than just "faggot". Bitch boy basic insult anyhow.
>>564867726six sevennnnnnnnnnn>>564868350I think so, but also for Fine mind you
>>564868250>4, 2 to gobased retard thinks a guts build is 6 guts
>>564868357They eat the same shit we do so I assume it's the same thing. Japanese curry is nothing special and I don't know why it's the country's favorite food compared to say a good bowl of restaurant ramen, it's just a kinda-sweet kinda-savory gravy over rice with some meat.
>>564864759
>>564868407forgot the image like an idiot
>>564868075I'm so fucking vulnerable to Creek. She could feed me anything. I wouldn't doublecheck it at all.
do I take QE2 or this
>>564868350how the FUCK do i run her in mant
>>564868394>>564868497Where did I say it had to be 2 gutsNow post your f2p guts cm winners or you're full of shit
>>564868629Very carefully
>>564867954Permanently 1/2 TP and double rewards
>>564868458Does Sweepy have net gain on carats during the 1/2 and double drops event?.
>>564868515Nips prefer mild flavors, which ends up feeling bland if the only curry you know is from Indian take-out
>>564868557Fuck you
>>564868601skip it now and run it on senior year
>>564868580Satono Diamond could pull off a convincing Creek. Stay alert, /uma/.
>>564868601I don't know anon. I'm lacking the entire context of your run so far.
>>564867954this but only when there is a event so i can do x2 points
>>564868750anon... you need both QEs for epithets.
>queen elizabeth two cup>need to run it two times for maximum gainsso thats why they call it queen elizabeth two huh
>>564868709My favorite cuisine szechuan food which is anything but mild.
>>564868707It prints resources that you normally wouldn't be able to get off race rewards, parent borrows and club rewards so yeah you'll have a net gain of carats unless you're going all out like a retarded eden nigger, specially if you're botting on your main account.
>>564868805>15 stats or 50+ statsYou run it at least once if you're running an uma that could potentially become a parent you ignore the epithet
>>564868850is* szechuan food, I obviously meant
>>564868350The only sprinter I want are the speedtard and maybe the rest of her comdey duo, if they spook me. So the answer is no.
>>564864759Link it so we get some proper schizophrenic representationhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
I think uma artists should stop covering uma pantyshot with their tail
>>564869016Yeah, they should be more bold in what the tail covers
>>564868850Is that a motherfucking RICK AND MORTY REFERENCE WABODOBDOB
>>564860740Lowtier reddit uma
>>564868903>these are the anons giving advicemissing classic year QE forfeits 50 random stats at minimum.>ignore the epithet if you're making a parentyou think the anon is running triple wit on a parent run?
>>564869007>the /pol/ thread in the comments
>>564868350yes, but not for her. I'll be happy to get both though.
>>564869176I will savor every morsel as though it were simultaneously my first and last meal.
>>564868629Dirt sparks is how I built her for tt
>>564869132What? No I mean stuff like Mapo Tofu, Dandan Noodles, and Duck Blood in Chili Sauce
>>564869221>>564868903I took the race, though that wit was enticing because it was still like 40 skillpoints on top of stats
>>564869176ew
>>564868357I think it's a reference to her jockey.
is it a good idea to force dober to run as an end closer for end hints when building her as an end parent?she has end E somehow will she just explode and die when ran as an end?
>>564869221>missing classic year QE forfeits 50 random stats at minimumNo it doesn't retard, not unless he was doing Triple Tiara. With those stats I assume he did Triple Crown.
>>564868601>get hat after mile chMIGHT be the run>>564869442I'm doing tiara cause my long is C
>>564868350Only if a bwo shows they run exactly like she does, it's crucial in my choice.
>>564869425Does low Wit even do anything in career? iirc it doesn't affect skill activation unless they changed it from launch.
>>564869485>no med SCUNTbricked
>>564869442>he thinks maru is going to run fucking crownjust uselessly muddling your distance-S probability on an ace for what? you think anon is contemplating QE versus the training on a non-tiara run? you're so fucking stupid kek.
>>564869319Teio would not say this.
>>564869617You know how you lose and she gaslights you with "your trainee knows less skills than the competition"? Sometimes it's Tazuna just saying you got brocked, but it can also mean "hey retard, your wit is too low to actually activate anything other than your unique"
>barely enough coins>win a single rival race>6 giga items have been added to the shop!
>>564861339>AKISAZAME
>>564869935Anon that's why you pay attention to how many turns until they expire.Unless summer just started, you're at 100 coins, and the hat just showed up. Then you're fucked.
>>564869763>on an ace for whatFor +70 stats minimum? Long C does not hurt as much as Mile B unless you're bad
>>564869617you could actually get rushed and die and it helps with certain stamina check tracks like early hopeless, dahby, kkksho and harutenthere's positioning checks too to help not get brocked but that's a bit more minor
>first inspirationI am not getting medium S this run am I
>>564870046I'm not burning clock on long C races loltiara is more than good enough
>>564870039Didn't think I'd see a Tales Of reference here.
>opera: I am so radiant, no one can shine as bright as m->urara: hi>opera: FUUUUAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKidgi
>>564860604
>get my state mandated one medium S per 30 runs>wow i even got uma stan from the digitan ev->yeppers doesn't finish her chain>kitasan doesn't finish her chain>sunday agemasens me>poor end of year rainbow luck even with whistles means i'm 60 below the speed capit's all so tiresome
>>564870046>but bro, it's +70 statsyou need to win kikuka and tenno spring on a MEDIUM ace aka zero stamina cards, on a final corner unique, and with long-c.you are truly fucking retarded kek
>>564870106depends on who you're training. If it's Mayano Top Gun, you'll get distance S. I don't make the rules.
>>564870297Are Marv's tits actually huge or do they just look huge because she's so tiny?
does pace down mode even matter in modern JP when you have billions of skills to fire and bypass it?
>>564870320I had literally 8 runs in a row on Dia when I was training aries where I got med S, to the point that I thought I had found the magic parent.Then the instant I changed to training someone else it was 1 in 10 again. same parent. life is cruel
>>564870386it does not. the reason uma stan has been shilled as hard as it has for the past 6 CMs is because the sloptubers don't understand that uma stan is only strong when you can infinitely chain abilities into the 60% point of the race. this was not something global could feasibly do until recently.
>>564870386probably notwhich is why pacers and lates are so strong and meta probably
How hard do you gamble in terms of racing X number of times in a row?The most I do is the 5-race streak in classic year with oguri since she can get champion's cup in there thanks to double aptitude.
>>564870376Both, cup sizes are calculated with both chest and underbust size
>>564869176Tachy...
>>564870264urara's purity cannot be matched
i cant believe this oguri is actually winning i had to throw her in because its the best 3rd med i could build
>>564870046show me your Maru for CM13 that did triple crown, I implore you
>>564870358post you tiara Maru's, retardbroI wanna laugh
>>564870264Urara is the cutest uma of them all. Every uma knows that.
>>564870358You have never ever tried it before and you are speaking out of your ass. Especially considering 500 stam on Early Nov means it was definitely possible on the first try. You should try playing the game and doing new things instead of being stuck in your flowchart
I wonder if Mejiro farm survived for one more year, Maurice can save the entire farm and Mejiro will probably still exist today. Mejiro Maurice was born exactly one year after mejiro mares transfered to other farms, and got sold at keiba garage sale only for 1.5 million yen (even cheaper than Kitasan Black). His story also anime worthy. Struggling at classics, then start his undefeated run in 4 years old before Logotype stopped his winning streak in Yasuda Kinen. However he bounced back and start winning again in Tenno Sho Autumn, ending his career with flashy End Closer style spurt in Hong Kong Cuphttps://youtu.be/pFFHTl9aNYU.He raked up 1 billion yen, and now a top tier sire, the most popular horse to pair with sunday silence blood polluted mares.
>Game asks me to brick two runs for mission>Willingly throw the run, and don't do any races in classic year other than the mission ones, failing the mantblazer goal quietlyAre these idiots incapable to put mission races on timeslots that don't have a g1? I guess they are the placement races for G1s, but come on.
>>564870842>>564870756
did they ever add a way to downgrade your aptitudes?y'know... for spark farming purposes
>>564870756Why wouldn't you take the crown route for CM13 when you already need the stam for the actual race, retard
>>564870632I'll do 4 before summers if I can tank the consequences, as well as end of junior year (4 FILLIES -> 5 hopeful). Sometimes I'll do 4 if there's another rival race and I've got good shop items or lots of points and need a refresh. repeated races is the worst outcome and it's still not really that big a deal honestly. chances are better than not you lose guts as one of the stats so it's just -20 of good stats most of the time, which gets outweighed. and a best case scenario you get mood down and that's it. massively worth. all the best rating umas I've seen have like 42 races, which is on average 5 more than me, so clearly having 4 or even 5 races commonly is the proper way to highroll and is optimal.
>>564870980because I'm not wasting pinks for long aptitude to go up when I could have more consitent runs with more medium sparks, you fucking retard
>>564870376They look pretty big to me
>>564870916no
>>564869176Tachyon's career is adorable to me because it's written to be obvious she's been your gf for most of it but only realizes it herself at the very end
>>564867039It's Dia!
>>564870916Why would they decrease the RNG for you when they could sell features that lets you gamble even more instead
>>564867040Just be in a horny position and then we can pump and straightaway spurt with homestretch haste
>>564870916I think they'll add a pass to pick a spark type down the line
make another jiggie
>>564870897Alright man, give me a couple weeks. I'm still not done training parents and I'm not gonna waste 40 mins of my day right now just to prove you wrong
>>564870358But it's the longest medium and you need a gold heal anyway. Why are you so aggressive, bwo.
>>564871102you don't need long Cthe only time it matters is probably Arima Kinen. At long C it's at least 750-800 speed to win it without skillskkksho and haruten can just be stamchecked
>>564871218right lmao
>>564871180dia's tits aren't that small
>>564871235oops I meant long sparksyou get what I meannta, of course
>>564868350Nooo...
You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.>You will roll for Cheerleader King Halo.
I replayed URA for the missions and honestly it felt a lot more RNG heavy than I remember. Mant can fuck you over for sure, but it really feels like in URA I had to take high % failure training a lot more often.
all of my umas will run the tiara route because they are queens
>>564871297Yeah I agree but it's just mostly the angle and tight clothing there.
I like running stallion umas in the Tiara cup because it fulfills my ryona fetish
>club has been slow for 3 days nowIt's overMedslop killed the game
>>564871458My umas run the tiara route because I refuse to accept Spring Tenno Sho's bullshit.
This weird argument is funny because I pulled for SMaru and got surprised when she won Arima with Long C in, like, the first 3 careers I did with her. I don't understand why people are acting like it's impossible lmao.
>>564870842>muddle your pinks so that you can go crown route on a medium ace and an uma that sucks on longs>force early stamina/power trainings or your entire run is bricked>"ahhh! your logic makes too much sense so i'll attack the entirely invented practice you must be undertaking instead!">>564870980holy fuck you really are retarded. the goal is to END THE CAREER with enough stamina for the CM. your plan advocates for having 2/3rds of your stamina by oct of classic year or you brick yourself. you're legit like 90iq kek
do late surgers use a lot of stamina in the last spurt? they are accelerating very fast and using all their power so i'll imagine they burn through stamina to catch up
>>564871623it's fine, they try to give advice and don't post any proof of their marus running triple crown anyway
>
>>564871227>taking a gold recovery for a 2400mholy fuck, /uma/ really are just retards.
>>564871623a wall of text just to say you suck at traininglol
>>564871623>400 stam is 2/3 of the req
>>564870682tachy shoejobs
>>564871768post your Maru that ran a triple crown, I'm still waiting
triple crown?more likebalding crown
>>564871915shut the FUCK up maya
>>564871623No one told you to grab long pinks, at all. And the original anon who posted the screenshot had enough stamina to stamcheck Kikuha Sho so it's incredibly odd that you're saying it's difficult to get the required stamina by Classic Year Late Oct.
>>564871767Sick, I'll get a free win if I see you in my CM13 lobby, thanks.
>>564870682Tachyon LOVE
I'll just use more stam sparks for the next CMSeems like a non-issue desu
crown is 10 extra stats total
jiggi doko
>>564872070it's entriely pointless but retards are gonna say you MUST run crown
>>564872035>just entirely forfeit 20% of your races because you whiffed the gold you're relying upon for a 2400mkek
>>564871978
>>564871762Now I am thanks to you
Guys, I want to start a family with Super Creek.
>>564872128>you MUST run crownI agree, you MUST always run the triple crown and watch Winning the Soul
>>564871767I can't get 1000 stam without suboptimal everything else
>>564871915curse of the witch
>>564872128crown is also kinda more comfy, it has less racing gambling that can sour a run unlike tiaraDefinitely going tiara myself on bad long aptitude horses though
>Maruzensky sucks on LongYeah, my long penis
golshi week doko
>>564863110My waifu is not an uma, I am a traditionalist waifufag, one waifu for laifu, and I had her before uma musume even released.For my favourites:Haru and Halo are roommates, and so are FineMo and Air GooveRice's roommate is Zenno Rob RoyI did not know Aston Machan's roommate was North Flight, I had to look that up.
How about you fags win the crown on my dick.
>>564872223>run the triple crowni notice you didn't write win
>>564871767>just get 1200/1000/1000/600/1000buhi coded post
>>564872256Maruzensky stop pretending to be torena
YOU NIGGAS TOLD ME TO BRING CREEK FOR MAESTRO 1 DAY AGO WTF
4 more hours until I file for bankruptcy
>>564872149I don't recall saying any of that, weirdo, but I'm glad you know the magic stamina needed and I don't. Enjoy your plat, I guess.
>>564872021>that anon did it thus it must be ideal85iq now
alright I don't usually screenshot these but once in awhile it's too funny not to. guess which one won
>>564872292Who's your waif?
>>564872263Tacuteon
>>564872128>>564872223 (nta)unbiased third party here and I agree with these posts>>564872372begone, villain
The best part of XOguri is I can have shit all for stamina and still be fine because by default her unique means I have a minimum of 4 recoveries since her unique is one too.
>>564872210Okay, Anon.But, how many?
>>564872502me on umanko
>NSM activates one millimeter from the finish line
>>564872417
leave mambo to me
>>564872536is that currenchang
>>564864258That misconception of Osakans being hicks is the fault of anime dubbing companies, who were mostly texan. So they gave texan accent to one of the most common japanese local accents. But given how urban Osaka is, Boston or Brooklyn would be a better USA equivalent.
>>564872417They realized that you actually do need the Stam and recovery so now they’re trying to gaslight you into skipping them.
>all the good SS+/UG Marus are running the triple crownbut /uma/ said you must run ze tiara?
>>564872417Fronts spurted just fine with 1100 1 gold on the longest of long slops with 400? meters of downhill
>>564872683>he thinks UG mattershave fun losing to my S+ xoguri
please don't tell me next cm is frontslop...
220 MINUTES
>>564872663lol why is the boot as large as the whole body
>>564872798The only slop is going to be my dick slapping your face.
>>564872798next CM is xoguri slop.
800 stam +1 white and radiant star is the best I can do. Take it or leave it.
>>564872798mein fuhrer...
>>564864340Pointing out a twittertard is retarded, and probably doesn't play the game is like stating water is wet.
>>564872210Understandable. Imagine the amount of cute umas torenaa and Creek will produce. Then consider that all of these will have Creek's genes, meaning they want to have tons of children too. The family will grow exponentially, and the world will be flooded with wholesome, sexy, busty umas.
Dumbest fucking general ever. I don't think you faggots have IQ that reach room temperature. I'm leaving /uma/ but do the world a favor and drink bleach. Especially you Tachyonfags.Cya.
Guys, I restarted my run because I accidentally won Arima with my Long C Maru, danchou would have really liked those fans but oh well.
>>564872590no stopping me from reaching the finishing line haha
>pace is bricked>late is semi-brickedguess I will all-in on front then
>>564872850yeah lol, it is quite big
>>564872986See you tomorrow
>>564872798frontkino > xoguri 2dom
was there any cm that was actually frontslop
>>564872986you said this yesterday
MY S MARU WHO HAS C APTITUDE IN LONG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE (APARTMENT)
>>564872986See ya tomorrow!
oh no no no maruchuds are rigid dirty metanerds???oh no no no marvbvos ovr repvtation
>>564873110that one where big nig suzuka was an insta-win.
>>564873110Dirt Mile (they got raped by Taiki Shuttle anyways)
>>564873182what are these things anyways
>>564873153
>>564873118
>>564873283Sloppa weasels
not a single Maru posted from the retards arguing about triple crown btw
>>564872986(you)
>>564873153JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>564872757My UG XOguri regularly loses to my own UG fronts albeit>but I should run double dom Oguri instead I'm not that soulless
>>564873110Not a single one, fronts are honest like that.
Good night friends!!
>>564865661Comfy central european setup. If I have to guess, you are from Germany or Czech RepublicA hungarian would also do this, but our sausages don't look like this, we put more spice in it, so they are usually darker.
GIVE ME CHEERLEADER NATIE OR ELSE
Maru argument is boring, you fucking loser. Post hag pics instead.
more like triple CLOWN kekarooooooooo
>fast learner in early december of senior yearWell, better late than never
>>564873506>gives you else
>>564873438fronts are honest because they're consistentthat means they don't get gamble winsdogshit fronts are dogshit and will never winstrong fronts are good consistently, but never unbeatable
I used 5 clocks for niigataagain
>>564873587her shoes are dumb
>>564873313Ironic that your image is a bastardization of a nigger meme
>>564873529
3 hours 30 minutes
Everytime I'm pulling on an uma banner I dread the thought of having to spark it but I always get them below 50 pulls. Today will also be the same
is it just me or did they nerf rival vodka? she doesnt have nsm anymore
>>564873679just skeep nigger stakesyou don't even miss anything from the shop if you win the next race
>>564873458GN
>>564873587I want to drink her sweat like an energy drink
>>564873720On one hand, it's not slop.On the other hand, I think I'd almost take slop over that.
>>564872986are you so butthurt she's already married???? to science!
Would rather run a witlet or powerlet? Gaslightolator says the witlet is better and since she has better skills I can see it but idk...
>>564873769skills get added as the career progresses. very early on, she may not have it.
>>564867783>>Yepper>>564868096>>yeppers freeAnd timelocked. So despite not paying much, I can't run a gutsmaxx deck, because I started playing after that event.
I'm getting my asshole exploded this CM after going 5/5 in the first round to 0/5 now. I'm going to rebuild my whole team, give me your picks.
>>564873720>uma eats HA
>>564873679retard.>>564873731>today will also be the samecongrats you jinxed it
>>564873892Bamboo memory
>>564873884sucks to suck then, sorry?
>>564873856I think your idea of witlet is a tad inflated
>front isn't reliable because only one of them will ever get Angling & Scheming>pace isn't reliable because the 6 other fronts will block your Red Shift>late isn't reliable because gamble accels and the 4 other Dominators will fuck your positioning for Pump Iron/Movingthat's it, i'm running gold ship
>>564873927Thanks you just counter jinxed it
I vastly prefer that kino Neicha picture over whatever that Maru picture is, ugh.
Dealing with Tiara route made me abandon Dober as my Taurus ace.
>>564873996for a front sub 1k is pretty bad, especially since I'm running 3 wit cards. They just never felt like stacking their rainbows....
>>564873856"witlet" is fine because her skills are much bettershe isn't high wit but definitely serviceable amount
This thread isn't gonna get any better, is it
>>564874009based choice
>buildings fronts without unrestrainedfrontcucks really are just high-effort, low-intel.
>>564874009give your pace let's pump some iron
Mambo
angling and redshift are more than enough already retards
>>564874151>unironically using that dogshit silence suzuka card
>>564874083i dont get it what other route can dobah even do
Corner Recovery or Stamina to Spare as my 4th XOguri recovery? I want 4 in case I get fucked and one doesn't trigger.
>>564873408there's a forward slash before the %
>>564874009Everyone is supposed to run golshi like in the first taurus for sovl points
me? I'm doing triple crown even on bakushinit's just optimal :)
>>564872464The cutest azu.
>>564874265What else you got? I usually take corner
>>564874294werks on my machine
>>564874265corner recovery cuz stamina to spare has a position requirement
>got Falco in 20 pulls>got Digitan in 60 pulls>got Chiyono in 32 pulls>luckshitted Ayabe from free pulls>luckshitted Kitasan from free pulls>luckshitted Dia from free pullsmy luck runs out today, doesn't it
fronts really do tryhard their asses off just for their shitty inherited accel to get mogged by CHADguri's 3x better unique accel
>>564874265For current CM definitely corner
>>564874382U=ma2, Gourmand, and Triple 7s
your last 4 chances to qualify is comingyour opponents are just as desperate as youbecome soullessor die
Guys can I get a (you) before my 10 hour shift today?
>>564874481I'm having fun in the loser's bracket though
>>564874483Of course
>>564874384https://files.catbox.moe/%2Fep89yq.oggnothttps://files.catbox.moe%2Fep89yq.ogg>>564874483here you go anon. have a good day at work
>>564874483I used to work 4 days 10 hours in amazon it sucked
>>564874478corner rec
>>564874428all your savings will make up for it at least
how long will it take for YOU to run a 2400m?
>>564863110Digtan. Obviously.
Hey, why isn't that one retard screaming at this guy's VBobo for buying a gold heal? I already miss him.
>>564874317is it even soul? i think front should be good with angol + redshift. but apart from that gold ship seems as good.
>>564874478I suppose its for the current cm, yeah go corner recovery if you can. Its never bad
>>564874569retard
If they don't want me constantly going on GameTora then why doesn't the game just fucking TELL me what a skill actually numerically does instead of the in-game equivalent of vagueposting?
>>564873791Gay.
Tell me what I'm supposed to be rolling for
>>564874753cause cyjews owns 80% of gametora.
>>56487460316-18 minutes, I'm very shit at running.
>>564874818sweepy
Frontbros, what's the verdict on With All My Soul? It's basically Fast-Paced with added debuff, and debuff is weaker than Speed Eater. Grab it if you have spare points, but not worth building your entire comp around it?
>>564874603I swim more
>>564874603i'm not running yada I'm walking for 30 minutes i think
>>564874818The next dirt uma
>>564874824FRONT RICE FRONT RICE
>>564874753Archaic nip design mentality. You can't learn what skills actually do by playing the game.
>>564874914*with worse duration also
I think someone is pretending to be this stupid on purpose. I can't believe someone just says something that stupid and can't think for themselves
>three (3) banners over the course of twelve (12) dayswhy are cygays squeezing us so hard?
>>564874914-0.035 is tinyyou don't have any good way to guarantee it anyway. Get if you can, other than that, eh.
>>564874753global jewish conspiracy to make you venerate the gameTorah
>>564875089
>>564874914It's a must buy if you want your umas to be sovlful.
>can't start training ayabe for taurus until daring strike c.b. dropsUPDATE NOW YOU MOTHERFUCKING GAMETHAT SKILL WAS PROMISED TO ME A MONTH AGO
>>564875130you’re actually not supposed to pull on any of them
>>564874603My best was 9 minutes and 54 seconds which I got during an annual physical test
>>564875017Many games suffer from it, just look at fucking Destiny 2. Many skills have vibes based descriptions.
>>564875089lol
>switched power parents to stamina>now keep dying in early races
>>564875248do they just not want players to minmax or somethingit's super annoyingjust have 2 descriptions1 vague 1 specific
>>5648746031.5miles? Nowadays it'd be like 14 minutes at least I think. I just don't run. I bike, ski, and lift.
>>564875067mmm delicious.
>>56487460313-15 minutes lately
you can tell what nationality this general is made up of by their 2400m times.
No one actually likes Marvelous Sunday besides her tits
>>564875209ayabby!
>>564875486I think she's cute but her racing outfit is bad
>>564875486
>>5648746032400m = ~1.5 miles, so about 10 minutes if I'm a slow-ass, 9 minutes if I'm especially speedy
>>564875486don't shay that...
>>56487460311 min if i go all out i thinkb-b-but my 10k is 53-54 min!
>>564864025>>No Right-Wing PropagandaThe eugenics stimulator has no right wing propaganda?
>>56487460335 minutes
how the everloving fuck did this cap speed but not wit10% bonus and no speed sparks either
>>564875664bijin isn't a real wit card.
Would you?
>>564875559this and the homeless mayanos are my favourite
>>564874603An hour
>>564875880YesDie Ryan
>>564875356No they just assume people WON'T minmax and will just waifuroll.
>>564875941stopusingthatimage
>>564874603My top speed is 7 kph so 20 minutes
Bwos, it's time
>>564875664Yeppers is dogshit for stats. It might as well be a dead slot.
>>564874603I plead the fifth on this one.
>>564876117desu wa
Are frontfags in holding pattern until June/July, with Maru speed card and Copano Rickey uma?
>>564876117how do you only have a 2* mambo
You guys can run 2400m?
>>564875940Predictable outcomeBut imagine if it had worked!
>>564876270I'm holding until tachyonI will roll on maru in the finemo rerun
>>564876274I have no idea, she just barely showed up when I last rolled for a trainee.
>>564875486I like her eyes, same way I like Fuku's eyes.Not gonna deny I like her big fat tits though.
>>564876270Dedicated Frontfags will at the very least have to gamble 1k paid carats on Ines and Palmer
>>564876270frontbuhis are never not spending
>>564876301Based
>>564876374Isn't Ines only good on one specific track?
>>564874339Very nice!
>>564876270I'm a frontfag only until Helios comes out then I'm a pacefag so I'm all in for tachyon
3 hours
>>564876270if you arent rolling for cb then everyone is in hoard mode until Grand Live bro
>>564876518That track happens to be next CM's Tokyo.
>>564875486She and Maya saved the Christmas event from BORINGuri and LAMEyahide
>>564876374Specialist stam cards are never worth the carats. I already mained fronts back in the day in JP.
Is Mr. Cock and Balls ok at 0LB?
i hate that fucking zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>564876518That's more than enough for frontwhales.
>>564876632I MADE THAT YAY
>>564876721Still a hell of a lot better for Ends than not having her at all.
>>564875486marvel assmarvel at her ass
>>564876721if you're desperate for spurt
>>564876746this is a zoomer franchise, unc
>>564876721ok, yeah, but you want 1lb for the wit bonus
>>564876780
>>564876746Ojou...
>>564876270>rickeyis she front?
>9th favorite>late start>SUPER LUCKY 7 PROCS>WINS Thats my orenji!
>>564876721her RB doesn't move up with LBit's already 5 at 0LB
>>564876998almost all good dirt umas are fronts
cant wait for natie
>>564876794>>564876886>>564876903Wish me luck>if you're desperate for spurtI use both Air Shakurs regularly and I'm also desperate for Daring Strike.
>>564877026
Is this the most soulless CM?
>>564876721You need 1LB for the 2 wit bonus
>>564877125bro really says this after the KSB longslop
>>564876998Pacer disguised as front.
>>564877221Longslop is unironically the most honest race type because it's 90% a stat check instead of "well you didn't activate X ability 32 seconds into Y part of the race so you lose"
>>564877346>because it's 90% a stat checkspoken like a real buhii whale
WHOO!
>>564877026Based beyond belief. I miss being a disciple of Shiraoki.
three (3) hours until you get to double-TP and spin the wheel 400 times.
>>564877125Nah
>>564877418No I just don't like losing for what feels like bullshit rng and no other reason.
>>564877221>my insulated character who has to jerk off 3 times in a row as a win condition is ok because Kitasan sometimes won last cm
>>564877520
i will probably never use cheer neicha but i still want to pull for her
>>564877530I sure fucking hope I can do the golshi runs in URA, I'm not bricking my MANT ace runs on golshi mode
>>564877221Longslop had fronts, lucky pace/pace NSM gamblers, late NSM gamblers, ends, all styles were usable This CM has fronts, Hoguri, debuffers, cope lates (they never win)
>>564877221I'm a f2p and I had a 88% win rate on the long CM. No KSB, I just use S.MaruI'm only 65% on this CM...
>>564877641
>>564877698>SMaru>frontfag>I'm f2p btw ;^)
>>564877346The most honest CMs are gamble CMs like Mile and Sprint because anyone has a chance of winning if they get luckyMediumslop and Longslop are nothing more than whales statchecking people, Straightaway Spurt mogging every other accel, and XOguri having a 95% win rate
start the neicha countdown
Not everything you don’t like means you can call it slop!!!!!
>>564877221shameless piggu unironically kill yourself what a faggot thing to say
>>564877819I mean my only SSR MLB that isn't free is kitasan blackand S.Maru took me 30k carats to spark...
>>564877658cm is over soon make some parents or something
Long is the most kino distance
>>564877848What if longslop has laterace on a corner so spurt doesn't work. Is it honest?
>>564877885you forgot to add desu wa at the end there
>>564877848preach. luckgem > xogurislop and whaleslop
>>564877221
>>564877885WrongSlop post.
How is medium ever soulful with dominator shit
>forgot to bring bobo>get no recovery items so witletthanks...........
Mile >>>> Long > Sprint >>>>>>> Mediumslop
Do I even need the Team Sirius card for next CM? This main story is so damn boring
>>564877848Spe is an absolute monster next CM btw
>>564878141VBourbon is my main too.
>>564877963There are 3 of those and none host G1 races.
>>564878051don't worry! you'll have to suffer dominators at every other distance too once summer golshi releases
>The AI sexbot ads on the site are now appealing to women.
>>564878141close.Mile > Long >>> Medium >>>> Sprint slot machine
>players that grind more runs and have better cards tend to win CMs of this distance>"LE SLOP!" PIGGUSLOP!"
>>564878226SIMBLY ERIC
>>564878206Vbarbin is great in mediums too thoughbeit.
>>564878114
>>564878141dirt > mile > sprint > shit >>>>>>>> longslop > dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mediumslop
>>564878204teach me the spe build for taurus, spebro
>>564877848People say this but everyone intuitively knows that when the scenarios are between>it was clear from the start you weren't winning this raceand>you were THIS close to securing your third win to get into A finals but that fucker somehow luckshitted at the exact second to overtake youThe latter is far more frustrating to deal with and create the feeling that you were cheated out of a victory
> Want to reuse my Aries aces for the daaahby> They have barely correct staminaOh no, I'm gonna have to rebuild
>>564878234MtF are not female
>>564878204>>564878326For JP only, if they gave us early 2nd anni skill reworks she would be really good tho
>>564878263>Hoguri vs no Hoguri>Uhmmmmm i did more runs than you okayyy
>>564878141closekinomile > lucksprint >>>>>>> mediumslop >>>>>>>>>>> longwhalesovless
>>564878263Any CM that I don't win is slop.
>>564878297Great at blocking HONEST front runners from winning. She jobs so often it is a surprise when she manages to win one.
>>564878234ads? in 2026? >>564878297but she gets raped by oguri cap in medium...
>>564878263oops, wrong image
>>564878226its ok because I'm rolling for sexshi
It's funny thinking about fags considering stamina debuffs because even a shit XOguri will still tank it.
>>564878051>sprintstraight_random_slop>milelateslop>mediumdebuffslop>longS Longslop>dirtMutateKINO
>>564878330>The latter is far more frustrating to deal with and create the feeling that you were cheated out of a victoryI can't agree, it's way more morale-dropping when I can train as hard as I can for CM and the races aren't even closeAt least when I lose to getting luckshit on I know there was a possibility for me to win
>>564878369FineMo would say this
are the schizos finally gone
>>564878330Wait wrong webm, I meant to post this one
>>564878330That's me, I am the thief. My Rudolf has pulled the>If losing winstrat so many times. I'm starting to feel bad for the others that get divine might'd with 200 meters left.
>>564877520What is she looking at?
>>564878530Rickeyslop you mean?
>>564878263how is this CM not objectively slopeveryone is running the exact same teameven the most diehard oshi gamers are running 2/3 of the same team
>>564878398The thing is you need a bad front (Grass or Tachyon debuffer) to help her win
>>564878518I'm thinking of stamina debuffs for the Derby not because of Oguri but because front mains whales need to be bullied
>>564878518>can't even target her>at most some innocent Ardan will catch the flakThis is honestly the worst.
you can't just put the word "slop" next to everything you don't like
>>564878642...? Pretty much every CM has been like that since the game started
>>564878730this post is slop
>>564878730slop
>>564878530turbo sprint was the single biggest gaslight in any cm to date. i'm pretty sure it wasnt responsible for a single win i had (out of 56% wr)
>>564878592your ugly visage
>>564878642it's not slop because one of the meta umas is incredibly sexy
>stamina debuffers will be useless because people will just build stamina and recoveries!>NYOOO I DONT WANNA RUN CREEK I DONT WANNA RUN CREEK YADA YADA
>>564878601Until it turns into round slop again
>>564878752not really the only CM close to being this homogenous was the first taurus with goldshi oguri nature
>>564878819tits too big
fuck fuck uma fuckuma
>>564878819>this is sexy
>>564878814:(
>>564878642there will always be an uma that is just simply the strongest for a CM. it can be CM1 or CM80, something like an xoguri will be there. the point of "oshi gaming" or "non-meta gaming" is to devise clever ways to beat the meta unit(s). the idea that "if a meta unit/comp exists then the CM is slop" is asinine.
This is the one!
>>564879075Couldn't be.
>>564879075it sure is!
>>564878642If you didn't care about winning you wouldn't be doing Graded in the first place. People love to quote the "when given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game" line, but as someone from the fighting game community, you know what's way more true?>the single biggest gatekeeper to popularity is people hate the feeling of losing
>>564879075Very much so, cute too
A friendly reminder
>>564879259
>>564879278Kitasan is so kind...
>>564878326I used spe last taurus lmao, don't ask me, I'm a frontie main, but here is a protip: her ult works really well in the last stretch, combined with how late surgers looking good for next cm.If I were to make a late and had the patience I would try a Doto, but mutating her into a late is a pain in the ass.
>>564879278I got into A finals on my first set. I already won.
>>564875486I am okay with some umas being there mostly for funny gags
>>564879278
>>564879248Also I should note, that quote extends to uma as well because it's not a coincidence that global had its big dropoff in players after the average player got shitstomped 3-4 CMs in a row by people who actually take the competitive aspect of the game seriously, because again, people don't like losing.
>>564879395this would never happengigachad mc Henry Cavill would be plowing that hussy
>>564879248
>>564878642First time Im going to BOshi gaming til the end. I refuse to let that hog bitch do anything but camp my dirt TT
>>564879173it's not one, it's 3half of the people in the queue are running exactly xoguri + grass + rudolfthe non oguri players are still running grass + rudolfprevious CMs had popular picks but at least their teamcomp changed
>>564879187Fuck this game.
>>564879568stay strong diabrothe jinx will be broken
>>564879556I actually don't see nearly as many Rudolfs as I thought I would. Grass sure, XOguri sure, Rudolf not so much. Maybe it's just the luck of who I'm paired with.
>>564879670>>564879670>>564879670
>>564879491I've been bench pressing 80kg (counting the bar) lately. Surely that's enough to woo a cute uma.
>>564879730Best we can do is /uma/ anon
>>564879173Yeah and what is the counter to xogs now? There is none, so this CM is slop. Having a meta is fine, but when the meta is so oppressive you either play it or die, that's when it's slopIts not even a group of strong umas, it's ONE
>>564879730It actually might. You're probably the only person here who could impress an UMA.I think people forget how absolutely drop dead gorgeous UMAs are. 10/10 girls do not get with the average 4/10 unshaven /vg/ lurker.But I believe in your chances, keep lifting brother. We'll have horse girlfriends in Valhalla.
>>564879705THERE WAS STILL 1 IMAGE SLOT LEFT YOU SICK FUCK
>>564879556double dom + solo ace is just the lowest barrier of entry comp to run and global is supremely lazy. it's the same reason why pure debuffer nice nature was at a 70%+ pick rate for earlier mediums. the truly oppressive comp is double front + xoguri but it requires way more work and past investment.
>>564879730Wait, that's not a crash bandicoot nitro box
>>564879730>counting the bar
>>564880035FUCKING STOP WITH THIS
>>564880509
>>564879730>>564880127Kita's big boobs are in that box!
>>564880973>>564880509
>>564881106She stole birds from the tropical and subtropical islands of the Pacific Ocean!?>>564881139antguri
