Previous: >>564896253>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I didn't get Cheer King and I can't pull any more...
NEICHEER PLEASE COME HOME
Please enjoy this soulful match I just had. Childhood friends fight!
I for one love my autis/uma/ dacchis
Niggata Stakes
alrightI'm done with my queuethis will reduce number of XOguri+2Dom team by 1
This CM exhausting.
I sparked
king heilo sweat fountain to my mouth
>>564909514what if one of them is an infamous /uma/ avatarfag
Yae
Say if everyone is going to run fronts, why not make Golshi a pacer and two fronts? You get 15 seconds of pacedown protection if she triggers.
>>564909205They are both Avatarfag clubs. No further explanation needed. Also almost certain one of them even has a discord or something don't care to check but I remember its somewhere in one of the past threads recently.
>>564909492is that dia nega?
I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA> I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA> I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA> I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMA> I WILL NOT PULL FOR THE HOT CHEERLEADER UMAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>564909636>he doesn't know
>Cringe Gayloholy BRICKED
>>564909317
>>564909636oh nyo?
I forgot about Natie today...
>>564909492why is everything green
>>564909684Die.
>How come 4chan has based autistWhen did based autists become the minority, and the redditor trannies the majority?I can't believe faggots here are reporting a dude for using images of an umamusume that is in global already, when the easiest and more sensible thing to do is just ignore and not engage if you don't like itand before you reply with some gay schizo tranny biased reply, I know you will>finemo avatartranny>chiyo avatartranny>doto avatartranny>neicha avatartranny>helios avatartranny>luna avatartrannyI can keep going on, but let me guess you are so mentally ill you will defend your redditor buddies kek
>>564909684EXPLODE
>i'm the only anon in a non-eccentric /uma/ club
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CB CARD YOU FUCKS LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mambo has zero avatarfags just flatliners (who will be purged in the revolution)
>>564909680why is it so big?
>oguri's timing is dogshit awful unusable, she won't be everywhere in taurus bro, trust me, bring your triple oshi team it's fine
Is this correct?
THE /uma/ tournament where an umadachi -preferably the dancho- sends their best to represent his or her lmao club434133904341339043413390Same as the CMMood's random because it'd be funnier
Keep POSTING THEMblog it evenWent 25/40 overall in round 2, surely Cygames will give my girls a good competitive Final
>>564909704probably because I don't know how to make webms. oh well
FUCK
ok but why did they give gold city a prostitute alt?
>>564909684step on a Lego
>>564909667It's one retard that was in a discord like 2 clubs agoYour club propaganda is stale, bwo
>>564909794isn't that Mr. CB Memory or whateverIDFK they all rook same
>>564909826I'd force 5 races in a row to get it.
I think this is Windy
>>564909514I think Autis/uma/ and Umatism should kiss
>>564909665ok but genuinely is there a way to order some of these online? maybe ones with more meat deeper in, you know?
Releaze ze turf s medium s ashen beast
>>564909714sit the fuck down ntr faggot
>>564909854we can start with what do you use to make webm?
>>564909692
Next PVP event for me is LoH and it being short distance means I'm going to be wholly unprepared because I do not have the cards for it. And because of that I'm not sure if I really want to spend all my time trying to get a serviceable sprint Stego. Trying to get a serviceable Dirt Stego ended up burning me out and by the time I tried training Espo/Transcend I kept getting shit after shit runs and just tossed in debuffers. And unlike Champion Meeting all 3 need to perform well for maximum points in LoH. Considering I already got Stego her LoH title I'm considering just not oshigaming for this LoH and just trying my best with actual sprint Uma like Bakushin/Curren/...someone because I never actually got Machan. But then I wouldn't be running Stego and it sucks. So now I'm at an impasse. I had previously told myself the only time I would skip an event with Stego would be MIle/Dirt because that crap is genuinely impossible with her being G in both but now...
>>564909514Liar
so this is the power of golshi modeI guess D speed and power ain't enough
>>564909984sir this is the global thread
>>564909880No it was an entire club, unless someone spent time photoshopping the whole thing which might be possible these days with all the schizoing, it was something else.
>>564910049uh oh ntr fag melty
>>564909963vlc player... but it doesn't edit the duration of the video that well so I end up converting it an additional two times with an editing tool online. what should I use?
>>564909820>0 carryover on 3 recovery setupI hope retards bring her
>>564909925I think she's massive
>>564909845Beautiful soundpost.>11/18CAM ON DANCHOUS LET'S FUCKING RACEI KNOW for a fact there aren't only 11 club danchous lurking here
>>564909820You forgot that XOguri needs either groundwork or really good midrace to not be too far behind to catch up to fronts. Not saying she's garbage now but she's at an even ground with the other meta pick
>>564909565
>>564909925Why is Zephyr one of the most forgotten umas? She has big boobs. It's unusual for a big boobs uma to be forgotten.Is she that bland?
>>564909984Just skip it, you're not forced to do events.Unless you want gibs, then just do a quick Bakushin (male)/etc and collect your gibs.
>>564910104
>>564909665as an actual horse breeder I can say with 100% certainty these are not horse, they're probably cow. t. owns 2 horses, both mares
>>564909964
>>564909984Make Stego anyway and collect your Gold 4, is not like winning LoH is easy unless you have Bakushin and Machan.
>>564910178big boobs are literally her only notable character trait
rate day 4 of cm12
You are becoming gay... you are gay now...
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE but especially to me
>>564910178yamanin zephyr more like taimanin zephyr
>>564909984Tell me about LoH. Is it less cancerous than this CM meta slop?
https://poal.me/a8do4rhttps://poal.me/a8do4rhttps://poal.me/a8do4r
>>564910104Webm for Lazysformally known as Webm for Retards
>>564910294>>564910104>>564910242both of you should leave, before I call the authorities
Does Kingu wear different color panties for her cheerleader outfit?
>>564910324I want to have sex with Ines Fujin...
>>564910227Imagine being a globab and thinking you're allowed to give advice to JP players. I am here to vent not for your garbage advice nigger.
>>564909707>>564909763>>564909879I'm sorry... Didn't mean to make you upset with my amazing luck...
>>564909984wrong thread fag, this is global. you want /umajp/
What is happening lmao
>>5649103154 doms/10
>>5649103461v1, 3 umas each, 12 gate with 6 npcs
>>564910227I have to because unless my hand is forced I'm F2P. And I do need to save for Daring Tact.
>>564910315I managed to qualify for a finals AND I got natie in my first 10 pull. I could not care less about getting first this cm now
>>564910406TDD
>>564910396I know you're not him.
Cafe love
keep pressing the button bwos
>>564910419This why you should never run solo front
>>564910348They are both the same person! (See all the deleted posts last thread)
>>564910315Sad face/10.
>>564910107>still gets a consistent gold accel less than 30 meters into late race while everyone else is coping with worse inherits, NSM gambling, or fighting over the single Angling proci don't see people calling NSM shit because it doesn't come with a speed up carryoverwe shall see in due time, my friend
>>564910419Solo Front. Many such cases.
>>564910437Is it a monthly thing or do you get daily tickets?
>>564910305>avatar or signature usestop ban evading and fuck off off topic spammer
guys I think I love umas
>>564910419average solo front room experience
>>564910496yes danchou...
>>564910154according to this poal there are only 7https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>564910324no...
>>564910383King Halo doesn't wear panties, only commoners do that.
>>564909692>>564909964>>564910294>>564910365STOP POSTING THIS THING
>>564910472No you don't
>>564910352I will look into it, thank you, falcoposter. I take back some of the bad things I said about falco
>>564910346it's literally just TT but the track isn't random, meaning you can't bring debuffers or other cheese strategies or your team's scoring will go down drastically
>>564910315
The anti-ntr anon reminds me of the anti barneyfag poster
yfw an uma of Irish descent has an interdenominational pocket for storing burgers and you don't
>>564910419
>>564910595
>>564910352It got forked into a new project and is called webm for retards again
Am I(the toreina) in this cheerleader event or is this just another skip?
>>564910315WAAAA UGHSGHUSDGHSGUIUSGGBFGERAHFGEUGHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMIMImimimimimi
>>564910489>>564910552Based??
>>564910419>"What is happening lmao"
>>564910606that's my webm too
>>564908405>Stego (Christmas Stego)Thanks, Umagrok
>>564910671anon, that's called a vagina
>>564910637Would top road rape her trainer?
>>564910419I understand why solo fronts tend to get swallowed up by the pack, that shit looks terrifying
>>564910324But I already was. I want to hold hands with Handanon and suck Dickanon's dick. Am I straight now? Or double gay?
>>564910419Solo front are end/late heaven
>>564910580Not even gay hypnosis will make you gay, Chiyofag. You are straight and a fake gay. Get raped... or never get raped, actually.
>>564910178Nips remember Zefa just fine, even if it's just for her massive window and because she (well, her speech) is hard to write in fan works.
>>564910620Naruhodo...
>>564910670Glad to hear I'm not the only one that had that thought. There has been odd posts over the weeks that remind me a LOT of it, and if I remember barneyfag was either just a bot, or the whole thing was constructed by one and the same anon, otherwise I have no idea how anyone could find and post the source instantly every single time, as if it's a ritual that needs to be completed or the world is doomed.
>>564910775whoa what the fuck is that a pussy
>>564910315I abandoned the HOg to embrace the Bakushin and was rewarded with Group A qualification. It was a good day.
natie and kawapuri are CUTE
>>564910701Didn't it get banned from github because of the name though or is it elsewhere
>>564910160thank you for saving my webm and spreading wahey propaganda
He's not coming back this time, is he?
>>564910315it went fine
>>564910178she looks too much like Wonder Acute who was also forgotten but got a resurgence due to the painting stuff, umas who look too similar to another are never popular
>missing one G2 win>huh I wonder which one it is>New Zealand Trophy, on the same day as the Oka Sho and Satsuki Showhy the HELL would I ever race that
>>564910975Genuinely hope not
>>564910940The one I use is from gitgud https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
>>564910747
>>564910949IT'S WEI NOT WAHEY
>>564910949pleasure
I will stay strong. Neicha will not consume my bank.
>>564910620What I don't really understand is why Fronts are meta, don't Fronts that fail to hit Angling just die most of the time, how are you supposed to get 1st, 2nd and 3rd with Fronts consistently
Have any of you used your hint books?
this was supposed to be a parent run WTF
Imagine bricking your account because you decided to pull for Skank "She's just like me fr fr" Nature lol
>>564907504>They can smell it
>>564911002For the trophy (Carats)For the title you get for getting every single trophy with a single Uma
>>564911002cause thats where she raced instead of the classics
>>564911070>>564911058WAHEY
>>564911058Official TL says WAHEY
>>564911103Yeah, to max out my oshi on everything.
>>564909984Why are you still pretending you play the game?
Halo's fat breasts in my face.
>>564909318>Don't overdo it pre-debutI should have gone option 0....
>marked
What will happen to global pacing once we get to 4-month long scenarios? Will we have to pull for scenario cards every 2 months?
>>564911181>key art halo isnt sweatyThis is awful
>>564911181
>>564911056get away
>>564911162ogu is not THAT huge, but she should be>>564911232>it absolutely was just 1 personGo figure, only logical explanation beyond it being some kind of bot/script
>>564911056I want her to take me.
>>564911229
>>564911232The NTR anon keeps interacting with the schizo because the NTR anon is an attention starved faggot, which is the reason he Avatarfags in the first place.If he'd ignore him the schizo would have fucked off already.
>>564911257what is this, "we have the creature that resembles Gentildonna at home"? no sir I don't like it
>>564911232>it was 1 personhow can you genuinely have that much time on your hands?
>>564909802Mambo is a fuku avatarfag hotbed
>>564911257>pullborrow
Pokke dad!
WTF Helios wouldn't know what a fax machine is. Immersion RUINED.
>>564911451proof?
>>564911401
Neicha won her first CM race!
Double debuff players deserve the rope
>>564911257>Will we have to pull for scenario cards every 2 months?yes, thankfully the first two scenarios after the change food festival (it has but no one uses it) and mechamusume have mandatory pal cards
>complaining about other avatarfags got deleted>alongside with NTR avatarpost>then the accusation on barneyfag gets deleted ALL OF THAT with the same timestamp btwcheck the archiveNTRfaggot, you are the raped
>>564911451I have yet to see an orange avatarfag just 7 posters
>>564911232vast majority of barneyfag threads are samefagged using VPNs, they've pretty much been eradicated ever since leto's botnet went down
>>564911181>HaloYou sure? They're a biter
>>564911437
>>564911551Source: someone familiar with the matter
>>564911447he was probably a rich tech bro since he had his own server that checked every image posted to the site (or at least boards he wanted to check, many of them), and access to so many IPs that they couldn't even rangeban him. maybe we should ask the ntr spammer what drives someone to spam so much that they just become known as the thing they spam.
>>564911513Replying to yourself gets boring after a while
>>564911546Facts brother, spit your shit
>>564911546bwo in Japan fax is still widely used for everything
>>564909984>Next PVP event for me is LoHHow hard is it to hit Platinum in LoH?
>>564911603good thing I only have triple dominator
>>564911572
>>564911451>anyone who posts an image I don’t like is an avatarfagSleep well tonight.
>the jannies deleted the post from their leakSloppy job jannies
where is the clock stimulus I was promised?
>>564911257we've never been on 2X speed. it'll be scenario banners every 3 months, and the game does become significantly more generous. human rights banners get even more free pulls, events give way more shit, there's more concurrent sources of free stuff like the battle pass and LoH, ect. you can still borrow cards so as a f2p if you want to save gems it's really easy to alternate between pulling and setting it as your borrow card and then just borrowing the next scenario.
>>564911513how do you know replies are to himself
Gentildonna owes me sex
>>564910315possibly my best Round 2 so far, somehow
>>5649117517 and Shiraoki-sama fucking disappears into the ether forever, NEVER to help Fuku-chan again.
In progresshttps://jiggie.fun/pPO0rchttps://jiggie.fun/pPO0rchttps://jiggie.fun/pPO0rc
>>564911429>>564911513>acktually this thing is that and that and the other guy is not purely at fault it's the other guy that I don't like!both are fucking aids are beyond retarded which is why this whole shit reminds me of barneyfag so muchi don't care how much you faggots prefer one poster or the other, they're both aids and part of the problem
>>564911791Bono wouldn't say this...
>>564911749
>>564911546it's a japanese character that lives in japan, and in japan the fax machine is still widely used to this day. she'd know what it is, tracen probably has her use them for forms for travel/race signups.
>Golshi Mode MANT Tenno Sho Spring
>>564911826You don't, unless it's too obvious
>>5649103151/5the fact that I easily win every lobby that doesn't have a xoguri in it gives me mixed feelings
>>564911546I know that you zoomer cunts are all ironic weebs and don't actually care for Japan as a culture or a country, but holy shit shut the fuck up.
>>564911843Tough luck, buddy
>>5649118437 and this anon experiences to the fate he just described
>>564911843Shiraoki is within us all, even if you don't believe
>>564911546even gaijin zoomies know about it because of the fax machine emoji (which they use to say "facts")
>>564911903
Is it that hard for retards to ignore posts instead of having a melty each time
If I don't get a 7 I will die
>>5649118437 and u explode
>>564911791it was 1 of the many things ntr poster either lied about or just had no clue what he was talking about
>>564912106shut the fuck up pedophile
7 and every anon in this thread gets an irl umawife
>>564910670There's no anti-NTR anon. He's already mentioned in previous threads he's doing it for attention. He's not doing it because he wants to make NTRanon hated.
>>564912007>I know that you zoomer cunts are all ironic weebs and don't actually care for Japan as a culture or a country, but
>>564911751>>564912016>>564912026>>564912034>>564912109>>564912110These are all mambros
>>564912106Seems like it's funnier to have some drama
>>564911546zoomers are into things that are older than them tho
ok but I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want to ruin Nice Nature (Cheerleader)'s tummy with a pregnancy
/uma/ needs a cock stimulus check to shut the fuck up
>>564912106But there was another reply (that they put there), which means the post was worth acknowledging
>>564911860The thread is still usually on-topic before the schizo spergs out so I am kind of of with the NTR anon usually. I wouldn't miss either of them if they both fucked off though.
7 and I roll Cheerleader Natie5 and I quit this shit game and go back to Duel Links
>>564911826he sometimes does very retarded shit like post as ntr about how sad he is, and then on cooldown there's a reply from someone "anonymous" saying "we appreciate everything you do for us, you make the best OPs with images of character nobody in the general cares about, you're so good we love you, your advice is always amazing even if it's wrong half the time!" unironically
>>564911489almost every card you will ever want to pull is on a scenario banner, the only scenario support you'll borrow is tucker and the one that teio's on
>>564912082
67 and I sleep
>>564910315I'm building 2 emergency dominators
>>564909680You are lucky catbox uploads aren't working or I'd bombard you with propaganda
is welfare kawakami useless?I assume yes since nobody has talked about it at all
thoughts?
how do you survive in this situation
>>564912176You got me. Now what's the next step of your master plan
>>564912251>from one kusoge to anothersasuga
>>564911675I am garbage at the game, am a dogshit trainer, and I haven't failed to reach Plat yet, even when my first LoH was literally just using my TT team.
>>564911826You can see the deleted posts last thread.
>>564912338See this anon's image:>>564912329
>>564912106the site has rules because people won't ignore it, and if they do the spammer will samefag until people think nobody is ignoring it and join in
>>564912264close........>>564912308it has no RB besides the unique bonus and unyielding is blehalso the chain sucks
Now that we're all in Group A finals, can we have a gentleman's agreement to not use XOguri on finals day? Thanks.
>>564912328CringeBasedBasedBasedBasedOkOk
>>564912263
>>564912421I wasn't using her to begin with chief
>>564912308because it's worse than sunday and flower for MANT and 3 power is overkill
>>564912421I'm a lady not a gentleman
>>564912264She's too energetic to let you sleep. Find a way to tire her out.
>>564912425Thanks for your input, kind anon!
>>564912421I used triple mejiro to get here, and I ain't sullying that
just low-rolled on every summer turn :-)
>>564912421>Now that we're all in Group A finalslol!!!
>3 borrows>no medium S for Neicha still
>>564912421You first bwo
>>564912175
Should've just posted this.
>>564912421you only got to group A finals by using xoguriyou're not going to come to a prisoner's agreement that easily
>>564912421if a majority of people press the noguri button, we have a good finals with no dumb fatties ruining itif a majority of people press the oguri button, all the people who didn't press it get matched with quad dominator xoguri teams and those who did press it get to use xoguri double dom
>>564912176Call me a mambro one more time
>>564912432
>>564910315Been staring at neicheer for the last 3 hours so I haven't done my matches yet
I'm sleepy
if you don't run ticket in the dahby CM you have no soul
>>564912264why is her left hand a right hand?am i tweaking senpai?
>>564912539>>564912389I should probably sleep.
>>564912176Real and true!
>>564912421You can bring your XOguri, they're just a snack for my team. Just don't bring your cringe dominators or I will tell my Cygays contact to curse your account with bad luck.
Confess
>>564912328>oguri fatKingu is alright though
>>564912527You don't need Medium S on Nature because she will lose to an Oguri anyway
>>564912176I am clubless
>>564912421
only a few away from 150 rudolf shekelstime to sit on them until i pull for palmer just in case she spooks me
>>564912656Should i pull her out again?
>>564912706Good news. Mambo is recruiting soon
Kiss every single xoguri nigger including myself holy shit what a miserable CM
>>564912682Some days I don't feel like login in
>>564912606
>>564912328>>564912686wait wtf how do you get multiple? I thought you could only get one...
>>564912658it looks like she put her hand inside the kimono
>get raped by someone's UG maruzensky>check player>hes literally in a club called "/uma/ club">its rank 24>mfw never heard of this club but it has /uma/ and /vg/ in the descriptionwhen I say raped I mean my highest placement was 5th. Jesus christ you lurking whales GET OUT OF MY LOBBIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>564912767KILL
>>564910670>>564910840>>564911232>>564911429QRD on barneyfag?
>>564912476M A M B O
I don't even care about the finals, I already feel like I've won. There was a lot of luck involved but I managed to slay the XOguris.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDeeXeh5cg
>attempt a run>Only 9 clocks left>burn 5 clocks before the derby>lose derby to Vodka and can't retry>down to 4 clocks left and abandoned the runI'm so tired of this scenario I don't even want to try it anymore.I'm praying that open will be moved up to A+ so I can have fun playing this game again.
This is the single worst winrate that still got me to a finals that I've hadIt took me until today for bright to get a win
>>564912782NATTIE IS NOT THAT BIG
>>564912827newbwo?
>>564912767K-K-Kissu!?
>>564912747I thought we were all preforming ritual suicide for danchou when his term is up
>>564912834He's a dinosaur
>>564912827Don't doxx my club members nigger, I'll rape you
>>564912834lurk for ten mambillion years
Hey, that's my oshi!
Is Ines good, does she count as a gyaru?
>>564912782She sleeps with two other boyfriends btw
>>564912834imagine ntrfag but instead of shitting up 1 thread they shit up the whote website
>>564912784
>>564912859:( poor Bright-chan
Suzuka or Kitasan for third front ace on CM13? I'm already using Summer Maru and Valentines Bourbon
>>564912827/vm/a bwo...
>>564912767My first kiss…stolen…
>>564912963mmm nyommm nyohowever freckle tits
>>564912981Bright isn't poor at all, in fact she is quite wealthy
>>564912834how new? go back to
>>564912949They all have their mouths open as if a rice bowl could fly into it at any moment
>>564912963she's not a gyaru in any senseshe's a reliable nee-san
>>564912989Runaway suzu-chan
I'm getting raped, I don't think I'm making A finals again...
>>564912389Seemed there was a pretty big difference in rewards between ranks, so good to know. Thanks
>>564912827And you guys said /v/ma still isn't here. Hahaha...
Neicha keeps getting No.1 Fav and its nerfing her ult...
we love triple Xoguri room here
>>564912974
>>564913058
Does anyone have Curren wit card maxed or a friendif yes, plz share code
>>564913098>given win button>can't press itbwo...
>>564912963Tama but healthy version
>>564913153ogurin is not that cute
>>564913078>runaway
>>564912827you fags at /vm/a must be really bad
>>564913173CURREN IS NOT THAT BIG (OR SEXY)
>>564913173https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?query=bGltaXRfYnJlYWtfY291bnQ9NCZzdXBwb3J0X2NhcmRfaWQ9MzAwNjg%3Dgwo? just use this
>>564913173YesNo, I will not share codeToo many schizo trannies doxxing lately
>>564913162
Good luck on finals Ricebros
>>564912827newcutie...
>>564913173Sure, I can put mine on borrow777438824907
>>564913173574623961644
>>564913098>Could've ran xoguri + 2 dominators just to qualify but didn't
>>564912421If I don't use Oguri Cap you will use Diamond and win anyway.
you know the rules, trainer-san. you didn't make group A finals, so now you have to go in curren's butt.
>>564913378>burumaShe's in heat again
>>564913173Use this >>564913326Don't give any of these bums any points.
>>564913379>was expected ntrfaggot or aelredyou guys have poisoned my trust
>>564913363
this is why we need /uma/ clubs lorebook
why couldn't these missions have started yesterday when I was going through all these brick races...
>>564912859It was over for us before it even began when we picked an ace who is canonically slow
>>564913078I don't want that..
DO IT AYABE
http://poal.me/dxqdawhttp://poal.me/dxqdaw
>>564913528It’s a good card, thoughever
>>564913528>Was expecting some gigachads>Instead i got some random faggotSuch is life.
>>564913173181478271067
hey
>>564913216I love it when umas do this mating dance.
>>564913619Then perish
>>564913560
>>564913680bro...
>>564913640I change my mind everytime a new uma releases
>>564913378Uh oh I want to have onasex already again...
>>564913680Bra- wait no.
>>564913680hey
Where do I get a golden recovery from on most umas if you shouldn't bring a stam card for Taurus
>>564913765>onasexBwo...
>>564913640There is only Creek.There has never been anything other than Creek.
>>564913718archive: https://e-hentai.org/g/3908065/362475480c/gn
>>564913826Welfare Suzuka
>>564913647>>564913680>>564913810These are almost as bad as they crying creature edits.
>>564913826Isn’t radiant most of a gold? Or does it activate too late if at all on that track?
>>564913905We call them cryers around these parts.
>>564913891thanks bwo
>>564913759You are a SLUT.
I'm confident it's UmaDash behind the shitposting. They try too hard to act as a drama-free club.
>>564913826your dumb gyaru?
>>564913680heyyou're too early
Those eyes... it feels like I am being judged.
>>564913904this image is bait and/or I'm just going schizo
>>564913640you can have multiple oshisbut you have one kamioshi
>>564913846W-What? Did I say something wrong?
>>564914012Fuck off miyucko
>>564913947Radiant is equal to a white recovery, and it's not track dependent. It's a random activation at the later half of a race.
>>564914012
>>564913973every uma is cute and I need them all
>>564913640I like too many umas... I can't possibly narrow it down to one...
>>564913289sexiest UMA after Maruzensky>>564913326>>564913513Thank you this is a huge helpSince when was that website a thing? I've been playing for almost a year now
>>564913990I’m confident that you are UmaDash trying to remind the thread you exist with your irrelevancy and lack of notability.
>>564914012Yucky
>>564913640I like Rudolf but I like the look and sound of Kris S and Orfevre as well but won’t know how I feel about them until I learn what they’re like
>>564913891night bwo, you're like one of the only good posters here
I have one oshi uma and one umawife
>>564914035This is just bullshit reasoning and you know it.
>>564913891good night anon, thanks
>>564914171Since basically the start of the game bwo...
>>564914190extreme autismnarcissism and also autism
>>564914279that's literally how it works in idol culture bwo...
kill all rabiposters
i made meself a burger for dinner and it's a bit red on the insidewelp, nothing i can do except pray for good fortune
>>564911646A good indicator that he's still around is complaints from Starlink users from GTA Canada and Rogers mobile posters that he's still getting their IPs banned. He also started using Tuxler proxies after a while and got many permabanned. After they added the mail verification thing he also got many mailnator mails perma'd.He doesn't need to get a job because his parents are well off so he browsers this site many hours a day, but the shawty wiki with all of his schizo deeds and videos of his history shows when you Google his name to this day so maybe he'd have a hard time getting one anyways.
>>564914345Extreme autism (cute)?Narcissism(cute) and autism (cute)?
>>564914345Is it narcissim if she can actually perform?Also she's just a spoiled brat because of Journey, it's not even narcissism she's just an overgrown womanchild.
>>564914384fuck you
>>564913357understandable>>564913414Thanks>>564913673Thats a cow not a uma
>>564911173official tl by subhuman retards who deserve to be raped to death along with those who defend their tripe
>>564914012at least post an akg horse
>>564914397If it's beef you'll (probably) be fine. If it's chicken or pork you'll (probably) be sick.
>>564913990nah probably rebricked, the current wave of insanity all happened when their top earners quit at the start of this month. we mocked them, they kicked another top earner, and the thread has been an all time low since then.
>>564914361I'm aware and I don't care, it's still bullshit.
XOguri game.
>>564914397
>>564914397You got aids now, bwo...
>Should train a better ace for CM>But there's also Gold Ship mode>And I want to play other video gamesueeeeeeeeeeeeeee>>564914397>>564914527ground meat is bad if undercooked because the exterior stuff mixes in with the inside
>>564914306Should have been in OP
>>564914581
>>564914486A new rabi? I kneel.
Someone should post that hog porn webm again to save the thread
>>564914570>now neither of us will be virgin
>>564914581nice to see an actual good meme instead of drama for 1 post this thread, did you get this from the subreddit or from the discord?
>Have both Fuku versions >Have never run a single career with either
>>564914486Perfect.Is there one for cheerleader Natie?
>>564914397Indeed, having food is really fortunate and something worth praying for.
>>564914559Its been at an all time low since /v/ma died and dispersed everywhere
kingu love
>>564913765Kitaposters do not use onaholes...
Uhhh so what happened? Is he gone? Are we free?
>>564914770too big
>>564914625Naruhodo...
>>564912963She's good on Tokyo racetracks
roll them
>>564913357Are you telling me that those anons that posted their code are going to get doxxed?
>5/5, 5/5, 5/5, 3/5I’m gonna get matched with turbowhales in finals. Fuck.
Evens I make triple front for CM13Odds I make triple late
>>564914859I'm trying but they don't want to be rolled
>>564914738if you care about story she has one of the best ones in the current game imo. they put some actual conflict and emotion into her plotline. >>564914871earlier this month someone was doxxed and kicked form their club despite doing nothing wrong just because they posted a screenshot of their homescreen and some turbo autist manually searched club members to find a matching TT score to the one on their home screen
A motherfucking Gold Cloth!?
>>564914859no
>>564914397Why are Fukuposters like this
>>564914859>cringe gaylono
>>564914843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAjKaExZ2M
the situation is dire down there, Mr.president
>>564914976Was Bricked Danchou bitchmade for kicking Totopo??
>>564914859why is King praising the sun?
>>564915118Uma&co danchou is more pussywhipped for harboring a terrorist
>>564915129why aren't you?
>>564914859I actually respect my account and I won't allow any of these losers near it. Maybe Kingu's mom but that's it.
>>564915118obviously, any danchou that will kick a member on hearsay is
Oy vey we're gonna start looping againDon't you get tired of this
>>564914859i can't afford
>>564915092>Mr. president, are we the terrorists?
>>564913860
>>564915230We will have sensual erp soon be patient
>>564915163He is our strongest soldier, he makes faggots like you seethe cope and dilateSo he is getting promoted now.
>>564914847really now
>>564914859Witgod said 300 pulls on the Tachyon banner. Can’t afford alts. Couldn’t even afford Nishino.
>>564910315Has there been a less diverse CM so far? I remember seeing a ton of Golshi in CM2, but I think over half of the fags I saw in this one ran Oguri and two debuffers.
>>564915348You said that yesterday and he still hasn't been promoted yet...
>>564915348whoa promoted in the reddit club, how honorable!
>>564915351I need kingmilk
>>564913680>no glassesbro?
i need the biggest uma you have
>>564915407witgod should have said think for yourself
>>564915317Stop it I miss it
>>564915230Things people would rather do than play MANT>discuss penises>gossip about their danchous>engage in ERP>answer polls>entertain an avatarfag for 12 hours>watch paint dry
When does this game get fun
>>564915502>assuming the average video consumer can think for themselvesHe’s right though. Tach/Hello is worth at least a spark. The other 200 pulls can be decided when it happens.
huh. I guess the full hour in the "1 hour of silence occasionally broken by harikitte ikou" video elapsed. I started hearing fucking pikmin sounds occasionally
>>564914615>>564914625my stomach is making funny noises nowi don't wanna die save me shiraoki
>>564915416CM1 is probably both the most and least diverse CM depending of who you ask, this CM is objectively the least diverse objectively, so far
>footprint or rather hooves from her running boots>"kept you waiting"they're making fun of jimbo and his thing....
>>564915480She takes the glasses off with her race wear secondary retardGlasses are for school outfit and casual
>>564915234
>>564915563Fun?
>>564915563haha...
>>564915629I didn't say he was wrong, just that I wish people would do broader research than what one guy tells themeven if that's distilling /uma/ gaslights
>>564914747not yet
>>564915696
>>564915685i just wanted a version with glasses
>>564914859I can't afford to roll more. I have to show restraint.
Getting soft step on Xoguri was the worst thing I've done, it would've been better to take the risk on missing a skill than it proccing way before late race starts.
>>564915348
>>564915672You'll shit yourself
>>564915672It's a sign that you are going to purge all of the bad luck
>>564913680>>564914486Love Spe-chan, love Transcend, simple asAyabe or Mirako next onegaishimasu
I don't want to grind anymore please stop...
>>564915970retarded faggot
>>564915970>israelHOLY SHIT I KNEEL
>>564915970
>Do a few quick URA runs for the missions>Failed training failed training failed trainingI swear MANT has better training odds or some shit, this is maddening and confusing.>>564915820fus
>>564915927Inari One is just the better version of Marvelous Sunday. Just as big tits, better looking hair, nonstupid eyes. Sex japanese themed racing outfit
>>564915524>gossip about their danchousI want to do this regardless of the scenario. My danchou is so cool and handsome, I'm so happy that he recruited me.
Most contentious finish I'd seen yet
>>564915970>editing a classic mambo core imagehow schizo do you have to be to do this?
>>564916172Slut I bet you give him handjobs
>>564915970That's cultural appropriation
>>564916142>nonstupid eyesHow dare you insult the shiitake mushroom eyes
>>564916191I love solo front lobbies
>>564915730Why though? The math has already been crunched. Everyone knows the best banners to pull and we see in this CM how metas define those who win. Beyond knowing the best value banners, people really only need to consider what styles they favor. I like fronts, but I’m skipping Smaru/FM because I have mlb FM and can borrow Smaru. This allows me to save for Ramonu, although I suppose I could skip her and trudge along with FM so I can save more for Pasa or hit the SC rerun. This isn’t complex math it’s just knowing what is when and determining what our decks need.
STOP STEALING MAMBOMEMES
>>564915492
>>564915970this fucking faggot is a bootlicker too, kek
A finals somehowI wish I could time travel to Grand Live already.I hate this scenario so much
>>564916368
>>564915863give me a bit>>564916035don't be greedy
>>564916406The forgotten Danchou...
>>564916360>determining what our decks needthat's the thinking bit that people don't do>watch one guy>enjoy [not pace chaser]>"pull all these (pace chaser) cards">pulls cards>can't build shit
>Air Groove in second and a mile behind first place>About to skip to the end because it looks like a lost cause>See her fucking ZOOM up past first place and cinch the win out of nowhere>Didn't even activate any skillsI'm sorry I ever doubted you Air Groove ma'amI don't think I've ever seen an uma accelerate that fast
is we getting raped by 2x dominators next CM?>inb4 no, 3x dominators
>>564916380Imagine the mous
>>564916284Why does Marvelous have those horse saddles on her hair
>>564916428>don't be greedySorry I just like your art, please do Mirako next she would look hella funny with the rabi chubby style
it's simpleI pull on tachyon because I will only use Helios
>>564916428ty
>>564915492Biggest hips in the game.
Currently 1/35I give up. I'm gonna train an Xoguri before the reset.
>clock out on Takamatsunomiya Kinen>inspirationThanks, I guess.
>>564916605It's a spare bra in case her other one bursts.
Was thinking about running Dia next cup until I looked at the track and realized it’s Left handed
if gold ship was my uma i'd honestly spend more time sucking her cock than actually training her.
>>564916406rip danchou
>>564915524We should use this time to write greentexts about our Oshi's instead.
>>564916913we all would
how do you make a big nigga suzuka with debuff how do you even play unity
>>564916509A lot of what get recommended as must pull cards end up being great generalist cards even if they have specific style biases. F2Ps have extremely limited carat budgets and probably should be pulling the best generalist cards to give themselves the option of using different styles where necessary. Adaptability and generalized strategies are as valid an option as specialization. This is why they were told to pull or reroll for KSB, SC, and FM.
>>564916913teiobro btw
>>564916243worse. they're on a first-name basis.
>>564909845I think my danchou is sleeping...
>>564916380noooo that's too big
>>564916428you are a shining light in the twisted, clawing darkness of these threads, rabi anon
>>564916623fuck off ntrfag
>>564916360you can't borrow both smaru and gold groundwork bourbon, you really should get smaru because she is much cheaper and bobo is potentially worth skipping ramonu for if you ONLY like fronts
>>564917257if this is really Anshinzawa then where are the glasses
>>564915492You can't handle my biggest uma, trainer.
>>564917257She looks like a fucking duck
>>564917309I can’t use gold groundwork Bourbon on my favorite front runner anyway.
>"Official translation says 'wahey' therefore it's right because it's official and we all know the translators guild is super professional and not a decentralized mess composed of women and trannies">"dude, I wonder how translate "baka" without offending retarded people"
>>564917365Those boobs already killed thousands...
>>564917283Take your meds retard
What the fuck is Risky Business? I just lost to a Bourbon with it.
NOW IT'S SAFE TO QUEUE
>>564917365>dick twitchOh no.
>>564917257Who is she?
>>564917421Next they'll give us the Scooby Snacks
>>564917553mandatory skill on mediums that doesn't come on any cards worth using
>>564917553One of the strongest white skills in the game
>>564917553A skill that increases velocity in exchange for draining endurance at a variable rate. It’s less reliable than a lot of velocity skills. It was exclusive to Gold Ship’s SSR card until the Acupunturist card came out with a gold version. Now we can get hints for it from Team Sirius.
>>564917565No it's not, it's full of xoguris and ug, best time window is in 8-9 hours, 5 hours before reset when all the European NEETs are sleeping
What's the mystery mode after you drain Golshi's moneysack?
>>564915863here you go>>564916623sure thing
umanmanko
>>564917421that's a crime...
>>564917762That's a ham
>>564917726umapyoi with her summer version
>>564917726it's slightly harder again and you get a title for beating it once, that's it.
>>564917752goated, thanks!
there are some cheerleader neichas aces already
>>564917752nevermind ayabe and mirako were already in, i have dementia holy shit
>>56491031510/10 for Cheer NatieOpen League is still a scrubfest. Hopefully Taurus will be different with the new ranking cap.
>>564917365holy shit is this why women want to fuck Godzilla
>>564917752>>564917926That will make us both senile. I just remembered I already requested Mirako hahaha
>>564917654Our eyes meet!
>>564917912>that gets second placeQUEUE NOW
Rice shower's Rabi is the ugliest
>>564917926I would like to request Yaeno Muteki, please
>>564917908>first Golshi Week had ridiculous grindy missions with actual good rewards>Now you get fucking goldIf there wasn't another event going on right now I would flatline the fuck out of the next 10 days
>>564918040Rice is always the ugliest
>>564918040Newsflash: those things are ugly in general
>get fast learner early>no Medium SAIIIIIEEEEEEE
This is literally my last chance
>>564917421have you considered that they picked this word specifically because it's king halo saying it?
>>564918040oh yeah? post your rabi
>>564917975>women want to fuck GodzillaUh?
>>564918183Good luck.
>>564918183>queueing nowYou deserve it
>>564918183Grim.
>>564918183You got it in the bag
>>564918183bwo...
>>564918183get in!
>>564918183>GrooveGood luc->StinkNaturewhatever
>>564918106sure thing
QUEUE NOW
>>564918270>>564918302>>564918308>>564918324>>564918339>>564918385>>564918391:(
Dominator or Radiant Star for Grass Wonder CM13?
>>564918470The raped.
>>564918470Sorry man
>>564918470XoggedI'm sorry bwo
>>564918470nooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>564918452tachyon so smug
>>564918470gwo...
>>564918470So what happens now? Is there a C league?
>>564918470it's over....
>>564918470Probably should have queued even later...
>>564918470see this? this is why you don't bring your oshis to CM
is there a way to tag a borrow parent like i can with my own umas i have like 3 ryans with different sparks i'm using
so whats le secret golshi mode? are we not forced into garbage challenges this year?
>>564918626my oshi has the biggest win rate of the three
What would you say is the true dividing line between group A and Group B anons? Whaling? Guides slavishly followed?
>>564918115That's not Ryan or Vodka
>>564918470next time remember to retire after 2 wins in round 1 if you're not going to bring meta umasthis shit is easily avoidable
>>564918559No he loses. That's it. He can't get any gibs at all. The event just ends for him.
>>564918712understanding the game. that's literally it.
They think global players are retarded
>
>>564918470I'm sorry anon
>>564918759He died? His umas are...dead? ;-;
i ruined my pull plan for this
>>564918626My oshi? Oguri Cap.
>>564915492The only thing Tachyon is good for is making umas into giants.
>>564918805I mean...
>>564918712running the right umasthere's no requirement to understand the game as long as you run 3 of the 5 (sometimes 1) umas that are suited to the track and follow someone's skill list for them
>>564918787This is untrue, I have made it to Group A this Chanmi and I still don't know what I'm doing.
>>564918712mostly time investment or luck to get a high rollthere are exceptions like this CM where it's just "did you build a standard hoguri"
>>564918712this time it's unironically oguri cap, yes you can beat her, doesn't change she's the equalizer, other than her probably whaling, mant can give you crazy runs even with f2p viable cards but it's no secret whales have the best outcomes on average implying they know the basics tooi can imagine group B will still have oguri caps, and it's gonna hurt to see someone lose to a badly built one if she proccs the correct skills
Anons I'm looking at the new Google sheets planner this dude released and he added a selector planner now, and I see that from 2nd anniversary onwards there are two paid selectors for both umas and supportsOne is $21 and one is $70, what the hell does the $70 one give you? I'm assuming it's a selector plus carats?
>>564918805you gotta do that stuff for all languages bruh. Every country has people as stupid as the stupidest of the others. At best they might have more intelligent overall, but that doesn't mean they don't have doorknob lickers
>>564918712Every time I was trying to be cheeky with random ass skills during the first 5 CMs I was sent to the B finals. Just plap your umas with the skills that are known to work with each track and pump stats accordingly as much as possible.
>put an additional bullet into my russian roulette revolver with every loss >when cm is over I play a single round
>>564918826>SteadfastIf losing, lose
>>564918993Yeah, instead of 1500 carats its 8500.
holy fuck cheerleader king is even worse than base king for career, doing sprint races with no unique as a late surger vs nishino, or mile vs vodka.
>>564918787>understanding the game>When the game makes it as hard as possible to understand it without external guidesSo guides then lol
>>564918470I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE XOGURI CAP
>>564918906well sure but that's luck. someone made a Ug out of R cards already on global. if you're looking for a hard line the closest thing is understandingalso it's a staircase of understanding not a single yes or no status
it's that easy
>>564919053Ah so if you spent the $91 for both you get two selectors and 10k carats?
Why does Maru have a +20% wit growth rate? She doesn't seem very smart
>>564918626I will always bring my oshi VBobo thoughbeit
>>564919173Yeppers
>>564919191wisdom of age
>>564918712Time or some real luck, at least for getting to A finals now. A group is filled with meta umas and sweaty MANT runners with good parents. I half-assed my way to 6 plats with a f2p deck and no effort toward parent. Now, especially with MANTs huge time consumption, A group is like 90% sweatys, whales or both
I wanna fuck the robot
>golshi week>nobody is running golshisad!
>>564919136now do it with your oshi
>>564910419if that pic were of an uma JAV, the title would be:>Herd of Strangers
>>564919136>only 3 wins with XBuhi and double domshameful
>>564919191she's old therefore wise
>>564919264I don't recall typing this
soon I shall be unbricked
>>564918470man that sucks
the fuck is her deal
>>564919264No protection needed
>>564919080>sprint/mileDoesn't she come with Rising Dragon? Seems like you should be able to win that with pure stats, although her unique seems more suited for end closers than late surgers.
>>564919258>I half-assed my way to 6 plats with a f2p deck and no effort toward parent.you luckshitted big time, it wasn't THAT easy pre-MANT
>>564919272They should make something about that, like, idk, a mission like "achieve 5.640.000 fans with Gold Ship"
I think we should FUCK (literally) NTR- and anti-jp schizo
>>564918712Time and luck. I'm strictly f2p, deck is pic related. I don't have hoguri. I do have SMaru, Seiun, and VBourbon, so I ran them this CM. My Seiun doesn't have groundwork or distance S, and has never won. I still squeaked into A finals yesterday. So I'll almost certainly job into 3rd place in Group A, but I'll take it.
>>564919458Please, not again...
>>564919217Honestly that's not bad That changes everything for meI can completely ignore Uma rolling and just spend the money to guarantee that I get them as opposed to gambling.Thanks anon, maybe my dream of running three different styles umas later in the game isn't too far fetched after all
>>564909389Pearl in that outfit is kinda sexyThink I'm falling for the official propaganda
>>564919319I can barely get one now when I get 4 wins 5 hours before "It's a new day!". It's actually impressive
>>564919457Id argue all finals are luck, but I wouldn't go as far as claiming pure luck. I made solid umas - to be fair none of them were oshi winners, even if they are in my top 10 favs - biwa/s.m/s.m/taiki/taiki/xog - but I never tried to make parents. I just did my borrows for this platinums - that's it. It was mostly 3 borrows during that time
>>564918712I didn't bother reading guides for Leo and it was my only time not qualifying for Group A. I have 7 plats, but I guess I'm too stupid to play this game without being spoonfed what to buy.
>>564919590there's half a dozen umas that money can't get you and most of them are meta-defining, so be careful about committing too hard
>>564919531Fuck how? Have sex with them? That would be gay
>>564919531
>>564918626>his oshi doesn't bully oguri's butthole canonically
>>564919590that's how they get yougiven the amount of effort to get the carats normally and the amount of time you'd need to get the money buying the selectors seem like a no brainer
>>564918470>nyooooo fuck off metaslvae I won't roll for meta Supports I need to save for my oshis :)>nyooooo fuck off metaslave I won't roll for meta Parents, I'll just borrow lol :)>why my oshis losing :(Nothing I enjoy more than seeing Oshifags getting completely raped. Your retards deserve it.
>>564919603>anon likes the male cheerleader uniform on the big lipped uma
>>564919654>umas that money can't get youthis is not true, you mean "umas that selectors can't be used on" which I hope we get plenty of awareness of beforehand, even secondhand if not official
>>564919730I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>564919828I did mean that, I realised exactly what I wrote and what it literally meant after I hit submit
>>564919654Really? Is there a list of the umas you can't selector?
>>564919319I still have to compete against other 2 xogs and 4 dominators, and mine was done in 1 day I didn't give more time to build a better xogI'm happy getting the 1200 carats I never cared for the titles
There should be an S Group finals for us XOguri chads with an almost perfect win rate. All three finalists would get the A finals first place rewards PLUS even more carats depending on the placing. It's only fair if you think about it.
>>564919654can you get "limited" umas from step up banners?
Please, do not post Nice Nature's stomach. I can't handle the event screen shoving it in my face and having to take a break every time.
>>564919659What do you think "literally fuck" means? Time to fuck the schizo out of them
>here's your finals shop ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME35 (THIRTY FIVE) VALUEDID THIS BITCH FORGET THE REST "AT THE BACK"?
>>564919283she's right there bwo
>>564919880pokkegentildonnaorfevrestegocingrey oguridefinitely several more that i forget
>>564919784YesI want those lips on mine while I'm plowing her (or on my penis until I cum, I'm not picky)It's over for me
so how bad is golshi mode?
>>564915982>>564916012i feel better now
>>564919905Only if the losers get their xoguri deleted and 30k carats removed from their account for each oguri star, with negative balance.
>>564919956Bitching at a free whistle when it might give you a final triple rainbow is just greedy
>>564919582The funniest shit about that was that mission like that one and the one I was 3 short of finishing "Trigger Friendship Training 564 times" were implemented in a time when everyone had KSB LB1/2 and spe welfare AT BEST and couldn't do proper fan runs like they can do now nor chain rainbows like they can do now
>>564920024You're only missing Still in Love.
>>564919956this happened to me today on the first shop. didn't know we were doing rng on the number of items in general but I guess there's that too. not sure if it changed with the patch or what
>>564920024Hmmmm I do want Pokke and Oguri, the others I don't care for.Shit Pokke specifically was one I was hoping I could selector.Do you know is the Tachy alt is one? I can skip out on her for Pokke.
>>564919956kek
>>564920071And Almond Eye
>>564919956>saving for final shopFast learner never shows up in the first and last shop, bro.
>>564920132I always seem to forget she exists until she gets posted. You're right.
>>564920123You can ticket tachy alt, she's not semi limited
>>564920058IMAINGE if this was a B uma, could be the best Open League uma in existence
>>564919272>running an end closer before mr. cheeseburger card
>>564920132xer name is Tama now
>>564920153>Fast learnerTalking about it, today I bought the smart hat during the first year and forgot to use it during the entire career....
>>564920209Why would I roll for her hard when CB herself can't use it?
>>564920058I just realized I had a stroke writing that
>>564920123Friendly reminder to the thread that if you ever want to run Late Uma then Stay Gold is an unfortunate requirement. You cannot get away with just borrowing her as a parent.
Seeing that anon fail to classify ruined my night, CM is such a gut-wrenching event for a game about horse girls racing and dancing and singing
>>564920349And that is why I have resigned myself to Group B. I'm just glad to qualify for finals.
>>564920349Anon should have considered the chance
I did a unity run for fun and then forgot to switch back while taking a borrow and double TP
>>564920349don't let it ruin your night, it's part of what makes this game so great. that awesome sense of relief and accomplishment when you finally make a good ace is the journey, the anon will feel all the more vindicated when he finally wins
>>564920343Why? Is her unique so broken that nothing can compete with her and inheriting it does nothing?>>564920184I see, alright then I guess I'll pull for Pokke and selector Tachy
>>564920349And just imagine all the umas in universe that are born just to job to the protagonists. The npcs don't even get happy endings while your uma is having a mental breakdown because she didn't win 40 consecutive races.
>>564920439What did Falco see
>>564920343no thanks I'll stick with pace chasers
>>564920507Her inherit can evolve as long as you own her. And it is stupid strong for late/end closers.
>>564920507NTA but you can only pass her evolved skill if you own her. You can only pass the non-evolved version if you borrow her. It's shitty, I know
>>5649205623 HOguris and 6 dominator debuffers
>>564920576I can't wait to weave history with this dork
>>564920192I can see her in 3200m
>>564920349i pulled off my 3rd win after going 2/5 x3 before reset. i felt pretty annoyed and then didn't care i started 0/6 today. I can't go a round without getting matched against sweart VBs...
>>564920557You forget the umas that couldn't even make it to Tracen and as such are stuck in the small town schools
>>564918846Round 1 win 3 = Round 2 Group A, Otherwise Group BRound 2 Group A 3 wins = A FinalsRound 2 Either Group 1 win = B FinalsRound 2 Either Group 0 wins = ELIMINATEDIt's a fraud check. Don't suck. Everyone should be able to get at least 1 win at the very least. Grass Wonder and Agnes Tachyon are f2p and so are multiple meta-compliant marvelous sunday cards for hesitant front+pace. No matter who your oshi is you should be able to steal 1 win of 40 bringing those 2.If you can put in like 10% more effort you can build them as end closers, and if you build them right, you just might be able to tag the xoguris with Intense Gaze for another .15m/s x 6s x 2 debuffers. 2 proper debuffers can take 2.64 lengths away from the enemy. You can even add cafe unique into the mix but it really does fuckall as an inherit. (0.144 lengths, total 2.784 lengths
>lose to a VodkaSoul->look at their other uma>double dominator debuffers-less
>>564920580>>564920589Oh that's quite evil and jewish of themAt the very least you aren't forced to use her and can inherit the evolved versionQuite retarded though.
>>564920660Dumb keiba onna
>only one dominatorfeels good to be a soulful chad
>>564909845LONGINES Danchou Stakes sponsored by Cygames starts in 15 minutes
>>564896515
>>564920439I miss the good old days.......
>>564920349Just treat it as an entry level to horse racing. At least you're not losing money unless you whaled
>>564920757I mean, I bet there's plenty of opportunities in certain industries for umas that can't even reach that beginner level...
>>564920937>not a single Xoguri in sightdanchous are kinda based?
Post your Open League winners. For me, it's Gemini Cup group B finals
>>564920349I'm happy to just run wives and loosely understand the terms in the skills rather than going ultra metafag by knowing exact stats and which ones is SLIGHTLY better than another etc. If I can get my wives good enough to get into A then even better but that's not necessary.
>>564921010so that's why they call it a maiden race...
I hate CMs and MANT so much I made vice leader the danchou so I can leave at any time.I've earned a nap.
I want to bury my face in Ines Fujin's crotch and eat her pussy out before she showers and changes clothes after she gets home from a day of manual work and training.
How big of a difference do you think standard vs basic graphics make? I'm wondering if I would save any time on loading or serious battery life for my phone with basic. It's mostly time I'm thinking about, runs just take too long and I barely look at the graphics desu
>>564921117I'm doing this soon too
>>564921123yucky
>>564920782
ines WHOjin?
I love checking Jukebox likes.
>>564918712The actual answer is number of runs you're willing to suffer through to get a sufficient highroll. If you pull a half-decent statline and distance S, as well as one or two key skills for your style (Speed Star, OYL, NSM, Daring Strike, Groundwork package) you'll get to A group and probably make finals. If you're doing like 2-3 runs per ace and then just going with whatever you've got even if it's uncapped speed, distance A, agemasen'd on a key skill, you're gonna struggle.
>>564921202>>564921241Jealous Naturefags
>>564921117Danchou... I'll probably be handing leader to another anon when the month ends, MANT just takes way too long to do.
That's him your honor.He did it.All by himself.That's right.All 5 of him.
>>564921345I love you
>>564921304wrong thread
>>564921304When will you stop pretending you play the game
https://youtu.be/10bfJuESeWQ?si=WRcKaRDshKdA4GVV&t=7
>>564919915
This story event was much better than the last one.
>>564921487Natie.. easy on the googoo babies...
>>564921310The skills are a pain in the ass for me personally
>>564921487how do we know that's nattie?
>>564921487This is so sexy
>>564921487
>>564921497That is not a very high bar to clear
>>564921487That looks painful.
>>564921321Anyone in a club with a fuku danchou should stay on high alert, because I will be looking for someone to swap with as well due to family matters coming up near late May, early June. I will not be able to reliably kick or recruit
>>564921321Uwah... In that case just hand it back.I gave it to you because you're one of the old guard that experienced the horrors of CUMA. If you don't want it, then I don't know who else I'd want to be danchou. I suppose we'll all just tough it out and flatline until the next scenario.
>>564921487how many babies is she carrying in there?
>>564921662Teio is next.
>>564921560
>>564920580>>564920589The only article I can find is an archive of the news post announcing evolved inherited skills. Is it that all uniques can be evolved and Stay Gold's is just good so it becomes a sticking point, or is it just some uniques and she gets (even more) special treatment?
>>564913891Nighty night
>>564921780
Danchou cup starting
>>564921784There are only two Uma that have evolved inherits, Rheinkraft (you get her free, only works with specific tracks) and Stay Gold.
>>564921321>>564921714
>>564921132It's noticeable on my phone. Standard is constantly slow and choppy plus sporadic stuttering, basic is just the sporadic stuttering.
>>564921464astroturfed poll
>>564921547Yeah, you need a run where the skills, stats, and distance aptitude all line up, and it will take some runs. It always does for me, anyway.
>>564909467I'm on the other bote, i really wanted neicha... but this king is good i guess
>>564921784Evolved inherited skills started with the free Rhein Kraft you get from main story 2. The next one was Stego but it’s only her that you can’t inherit the evolved version with a borrowed copy, you have to own her yourself
>>564909845 (me)I'm waiting for the next thread, also cooking something up in photoshop
mares
>>564921860>>564921975I'm so tired of glazing...
>>564921750one big one
>>564921821Teio impregnation soon.
>>564922069>>564922069>>564922069
>>564921821
>>564921730Handed it back
>>564921714another mant casualty here too trying to carry my club to A+ this month then i'm done until next scenario
>>564922047 She just wants to buff her children (except Fenomeno)
>>564922092gotta make sure teio gets a nice big belly just like her friend neicha. don't want her to feel left out!
>>564920562Her leaked nudes.
>>564922165*and grandchildren
>>564922092Me offscreen
>>564918470You hate to see it
>>564917365she's low to the ground like that because she has a lock on my scent. That was a crazy day
