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Warbond Waiting Room Edition
>Previous
>>564885298

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0 [Embed]
Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796
Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0 [Embed]
Apr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0 [Embed]

>LATEST PATCHES
Mar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984
Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
Apr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
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Locking all new weapons, grenades and armor sets behind a paywall is fine
Taking the third armor set, associated cosmetics and the final gun/throwable from the warbond and selling them in the cash shop is fine
Locking the vast majority of new stratagems behind a paywall is fine
Locking new vehicles behind a paywall is fine
>YOU ARE HERE
Locking advanced weapon customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new shipmodules behind a paywall is fine
Locking vehicle customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new biomes and enemies behind timed paid tickets is fine
Locking bugfixes behind a paywall is fine
Charging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine
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at what time of day do warbonds usually release?
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Quick! Show how much SC you've got!
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At this point, Arrowhead could pull a Bungie and do a Helldivers Content Vault, and people would STILL buy warbonds and be apologetic.
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You are a hardcore player and low on our priority list. Uninstall the game, go touch grass, and stop making us pay for the server space you take up, fucking chud.
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>>564961296
>Not a single warbonds tomorrow meme post even on reddit
Things are that bad huh?
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>>564961396
Die!!
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>>564961396
>>564961774
wierd hitlers
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Today all I did was goon to a deranged fetishes pokemon romhack
Can't wait to do the same thing tomorrow.
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>>564961296
This should be the first warbond that costs SUPER DUPER credits that cant be farmed to fuck over all the turd world cheaters
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>>564961589
We ran out of powder
Bad economy
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>>564962116
It will happen eventually
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>>564961296
Seems like a good bond. Got a least 3 items I like and 3 more I might like.
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>>564962318
okay pileofshit, still not buying it
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>>564962372
Is literally free
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>>564961870
>AIslop
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>>564963089
It's hand drawn, actually.
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>>564961296
Should have been a vehicle repair sidearm and a vehicle rearm/repair strategem. You know, to actually fit the theme. I don't even want to talk about the stupid as fuck armor passive.
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>>564963142
Bro, I tried to reverse search the artist, and it led towards xitter account posting AI pic
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>>564961870
Ok but care to elaborate further?
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>>564963143
>I don't even want to talk about the stupid as fuck armor passive.
Why not bro? Rundiving is SO back.
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>>564963143
The supply frv will be super store only, 4000sc
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>>564963269
it's hand-drawn and controlnet'd over with AI
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We did it Tencet bros, we won the MO
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>got little brother into HD2
>peep his account
>mountains of warbonds he doesnt have
>forgot they cost money
Ffgffuck moms gunna freak!!!!
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>>564961393
15 dollar a month subscription would unironically be a good thing as it would put more pressure on them to make content, even if it was just a monthly skin drop to reward subs.
SWTOR is like 15 years old and has been in maintenance mode for years and they still release more content on average than hd2.
>>564961553
I have 20k but ngl 90k is a waste of hours of cheat-farming. Game will be EoS before you get through half of that.
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>>564963525
bro just farm?
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>>564963565
Implying the vehicle warbond will be just 1k
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>>564963525
Did you know that you can farm super credits? They are free
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>>564963525
Literally just leave the SC script running and cheat in 50k SC in a few hours. Take responsibility for leading your bloodkin to this kusoge.
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>>564962116
Nuh uh, in order to improve player retention and engagement, they should introduce new medals for each new warbond!
>current Medals can only be used on Helldivers Mobilize
>every new warbond gets their own Medals that can only be used for that warbond, for example Exo Medals for the Exo Experts warbond
>you can only obtain these medals through MOs and completing missions on MO planets during that warbond's run, any other planet only rewards normal Medals
>all of the previous warbonds, except for Helldivers Mobilize, now use Legacy Medals
>the terminal opposite of the weapon racks is now used for exchanging medals, the ratio depending on what medals you want to exchange
>normal medals can be exchanged for legacy medals at a 10:1 ratio
>new bond medals can be exchanged for legacy medals at a 5:1 ratio
>you can also convert new medals for older new medals at a 2:1 ratio
>no you can't exchange normal or legacy medals for new warbond medals, stockpiling isn't allowed
It's a genius Swedish idea, plz hire arrowhead it will make player numbers go through the roof
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>>564963636
>>564963736
Not with his limited gaming time
Wish we had cross platform already so he can just mooch off my account
Hopefully a nice chinaman plays with him
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>>564963837
post his gaymertag and maybe one of the goodfellas from /hdg/ can hook him up with tha goodz
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Is the missile pistol going to actually be anti-tank
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>>564964010
It fires an eruptor shell, so no.
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>>564964010
With a payload that small?
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SWEEPER IS TOO OP
meanwhile
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>>564964010
Unlikely, I'd say. If it does get AT I'd expect it to be ap5 instead ap6 though, that's probably reserved for ulti.
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>>564963987
Are you crazy im not letting you abdo bug fuckers near him
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>>564964407
good thinking
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>>564964343
>>564964354
>>564964374
Then why would you use it?
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>>564964562
Trick question. You wouldn't.
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>>564964010
yes? it's going to fire a single wasp missile
idk where the eruptor part came from
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I'm so used to EPOCH that I can't play with anything else.
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>>564964562
Vibes and such.
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>>564964407
huh
I’m a normal human being bro
is he a babby or something
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I am here for riot shield mech, hows it been in hdg
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>>564965154
Silly cutie, the warbond isn't out yet *Smooches you*
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>stim
>then fall back to 1 HP with no enemies around
>then 10 seconds later, get back up to 50% HP without healing or teammates around
Makes you wonder what kind of stealth changes they're doing in the code for basic game mechanics to start shitting the bed like this.
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When will this game stop feeling like it's in early access?
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>>564965281
For some reason i thought it was 28th already god damn it
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>>564964562
we only make downgrades to the ultimatum and grenade pistol here
i still remain firm in my belief that explosive weapons never should have made it to the primary and secondary slots
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>>564965154
HD2 is burning
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>>564965465
Silly anon
*nibbles your ear*
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>>564965294
When you stop being a fag
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havent played since the polar warbond

whatd i miss
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>>564965494
Ngl bro but this community has been burning since EoF and arguably since the railgun nerf for some so im just blind to it at this point ill keep going until im no longer having fun myself.
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Truthfully this game does feel like it's on its last legs.
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>>564965283
Have you noticed this shit too? I regularly receive phantom damage out of nowhere. It killed me twice.
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>>564965294
These homosexual loadouts are barely coherent, even within its 'theme'.
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>>564963089
AI Looks like THAT?! Imagine being a drawtranny
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>>564965695
Based fire resistance chad
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what do we do while waiting?
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>>564965728
I just bought it like 3 months ago
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>>564965904
we'll have someone post something shortly that'll make the thread agitated for the next 8 hours
then it's sleepy time
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>>564965665
Ah well. I love dicks too much.
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>>564965904
im playing deadlock
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>>564965904
Fortnite kinda fun rn
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Imagine being Pilestedt right now, stepping into a Sony meeting room and about to receive the ultimate buckbreaking for tanking Sony's last hope
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>>564965691
Wasn't that like 2 years ago?
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>>564965904
Playing pirated barotrauma
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>>564966340
>piles enters room
>salarymen dont say a word
>place little blade in front of him
>they leave room and turn off the lights
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>>564966340
Why does this look like a video game cutscene where youre about to be backstabbed by the big boss you worked under because you know too much?
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See the thing is we do get consistent content updates. Problem is, theres not enough content in those updates.
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>>564965904
Dome Keeper just added co-op and two new characters, so a bunch of that.
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>>564966340
nothings gonna happen
nothing ever happens
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>>564966340
He's into it
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>>564965904
Play more osrs league i guess
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>>564965904
Trying to actually understand how to play Total War Warhammer 3 but i feel like a retard and whenever i have to command my armies in combat i feel like a headless chicken.
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>>564966340
Sony are incompetent and terrible managers they won't do shit, except maybe make it worse
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>>564965904
the same shit we always do
lobby doko
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What does warbond tomorrow powder taste like
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>>564967036
bags of sand
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>>564965904
I've been playing Void Breaker. I flel in love the moment I got an upgrade that increased sprint speed based on my FOV settings.
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/hdg/ lost this war months ago... Your vehicles are pre-nerfed. Paywalled. Balanced! DEFEATED. By me... I wish I could tell you the spreadsheet was difficult... and it was.
We are one step behind, ALWAYS! The AMA is already out of our control. Soon, r/Helldivers as well.
Pilestedt and U.D.I.T. share the same goal. We piss on the community, together, to INCREASE our IZZAT.
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>>564967121
I was thinking like pancake batter dust
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>>564967036
It tastes like sweet summer
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it has never been so over
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Playing this game feels like playing tag with that one kid at school that hates losing and adds new rules every time just so he wins.
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>>564966382
Probably
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>>564964685
>I'm so used to EPOCH that I can't play with anything else.
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>>564965294
Great pic. I understood and appreciated every reference. Zoomies could never.
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>>564967314
>Nuh uh! I'm not tagged, you gotta use your whole hand!
>Nuh uh! I'm not tagged, you jumped before tagging!
>Nuh uh, I'm in the no-tag zone so you're double it!
>Nuh uh, I had my fingers crossed so you owe me five bucks!
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The anon below has to go to bed right now
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>>564963706
The next one? Highly doubt it. You might get some bullshit in the superstore that's 600SC but especially with the current PR of the game they won't be releasing 1500SC warbonds unless they're collabs.
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>>564967640
Go to bed
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>>564967640
Goodnight anon
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>>564967314
funny how this describes both the faggot devs and the faggot community
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Where am I supposed to flambé the charger with the cremator?
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Patch is tomorrow, place your bets on what they'll mess up in the game this time.
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>>564968176
Underneath or its butt
Even head on can work
Engulf that fucker
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>>564968269
Mechs will magically get a buff just in time for people to buy it, like how they did with fire buffs for the cremator.
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>>564963089
>>564965823
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Speculate patch notes
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>>564968301
Yes Chef!
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>>564968402
Change her nipples to gun barrels like the austin powers girls
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>>564966118
At least yer an honest fag
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>>564964685
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>>564965904
Cheating in super credits for my friends because it is free.
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>>564965904
I am reading eroge and generating AI sloppa while playing Helldivers 2 and listening to the Chrono Trigger soundtrack.
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>>564968269
mechs receive buffs.
the buffs only apply to the new paywalled mechs because of a "bug."
the "bug" will get fixed in six months by reverting the buffs all together.
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>>564965904
What other games are there where the game itself is very fun but the devs are the absolute worse?
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>>564967036
Like a bag of diatomaceous earth.
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>>564967158
I played the demo for that and thought it was interesting but nothing special. Is the full game good?
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>>564964685
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>>564965904
Windrose.
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>>564965904
I'm just genning some sloppa while playing MGSV.
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>>564969675
I want to replay MGSV but dont wanna do kojimas epic 3hr intro again
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>>564969675
this looks like dogshit even for ai standards
like something you'd find in those threads populated by jeets at /b/
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>>564969456
What do you do with a drunken Diver
What do you do with a drunken Diver
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I like running total laser loadouts in bug lobbies and pretend i'm actually doing something.
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>>564968269
+1 calldowns for mechs, +20% health
Stealth nerf to armour and durable (doesn't affect the paid ones because they're close-range focused)
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>>564969836
pretty sure you can just download a post-prologue save
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>>564969675
Slopdiver
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>>564969243
The only thing that comes close to HD2 currently is Heroes of the Storm. Absolutely phenomenal game with a good playerbase but the devs are nonexistent and the game is on life support.
(Tbf the devs were really good before being moved to other projects unlike AH swigs. Worst part is out of all the games I think that's my favorite.)
Deadlock is good atm too but the sweats and how easily you lose if one player feeds feels bad.
Also not to sound like a mobafag but non-moba pvp games have gotten very boring. I don't mind any of them (fortnite, overwatch, marvel) but they're too braindead. Don't care for extraction shooties. Only PVE game that compares to HD2 for me rn is Nightreign.
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>>564970391
im not a PChad anymore :(
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>>564969836
I think there's a mod to actually skip it now. I've been having more fun than on HD2. Really makes you appreciate a well polished game.

>>564970398
Based. I have nothing really relevant to slopdiver 2 so have this dragon girl OC that I decided to ref in one of the request threads.
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>>564964685
And nobody else can play with you.
Unless you are leandiving and match my abdoslop modded armor you will be kicked from my lobby.
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>>564970593
Heroes of the Storm fixed every grievance I had with MOBAs, but because they weren't getting bajillion dollars, the game was shuffled to "dead but still turned on." Just one of the many decisions that turned Blizzard from an internet darling to cretin.
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>slopposters
>coomshitposters
Reminder that these 'people' are considered second-class denizens and shouldn't be taken seriously.
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>>564970615
>Human human
>No snout
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dude is already seething lmao
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Healthdivers
We are shrunk inside a super citizen and sent in via syringe to battle germs with real guns
Extract via sneeze
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>>564970398
Null?
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>>564963493
what does this even mean? post the original's source if it's not ai
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>>564970912
no lies detected
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>>564971156
They were one of primary ones in the mix yeah.
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>>564970930
ate the human human fruit model no snout innit.
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>>564971283
I could tell by the eyes. Good choice.
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I made mad crazy Star Vs and Teen Titans Go porn on civitai last year
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>>564970912
You sound like a communist telling people how to live bro.
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>>564964685
cute retard woman
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I don't even use mechs. this warbond does fuck all for me.
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>>564971402
Thanks to AI, I've seen Arcee from Transformers Prime in so many horrific sexual scenarios that I think I've broken my dick.
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>>564971656
it has guns and speed armor
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so are we angry at slop or not really
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>>564965294
When will this guy draw more female same size vore with weight gain?
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>>564971651
1/4....
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>>564971732
I dont care just dont flood for attention with it.
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>>564971732
THAT IS NOT THE CLINICIAN ARMOR
FAKE HEALSLUT
BAN THIS NIGGA
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>>564971651
eruptor is troon coded
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>>564966482
Don't you fucking dare compare Hanshiro to Pilesofshit. If swiggers were more like him, helldivers 2 would be GOTY every year.
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>>564972020
>that is not the ugliest medic armor in the game
correct? why would you wear the ugly ass 50 stamina toilet seat armor?
>>564972001
fair enough
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>>564971727
>an SMG
>a shitty pistol
>go fast armour when the warp pack exists.
>when stims exist
>when the regain stamina when you take damage armour exists with the kill yourself to sprint booster exists.
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>>564972050
>we might implement armor transmog... in like 2 years or so.
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Do we know what the superstore is for the mechbond?
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>>564971732
It's just the same 2 faggots or probably a samefag considering the same pics being posted, check the archive lmao seething as per usual.

>>564972001
Stop making up arguments in your mind bro.
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>>564972164
>oh my sweet summer child
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>>564971684
Holy based, I was literally slopping her getting her nipples fucked yesterday
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>>564972164
We are NOT having this discussion right now chud.
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>>564971651
lobby cancelled, dead game
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>>564971684
>539 hits on danbooru
interesting....
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>>564972120
I think you are mixing it up with Butcher?
Yeah, butcher is absolute ass.
Speaking of ass, Clinician has the biggest ass. That is a fact in-game.
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https://x.com/helldivers2/status/2048786904728879583
>Feet warbond
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>>564971732
Its fine just know your place as a spiritual jeet
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>>564972171
primary repair gun for 600 sc
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>>564971732
I don't like it because it looks like ass and it's making everything more expensive
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>>564972217
This is the part that got me. No way he didn't know how condescending and dismissive that quote sounds.
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>>564972330
>I think you are mixing it up with Butcher?
I am; I conflated the two since they're both the objectively worse shade of green
>ass argument
not enough to make up for the general ugliness of it
Bonesnapper is the best - or at least least bad - looking one simply because it has the dark green instead of the toothpaste tube special
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>>564972350
comfy new biome
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How do I make my truth enforce LARP more tolerable?
Loyalist kinda sucks I will use Senator and most fanart has them use senator anyway,
But for primaries, Halt or Reprimand?
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>>564972120
>sloptard doesn't even know which armors are which
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>>564972531
Just claim esl
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>take the stim pistol and go into a random lobby
>everyone is using light armor and explodes into little chunks the moment an enemy touches them
God dammit. I hate how certain items/weapons are only really usefull if you get the right team or play with a premade group.
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>>564970593
>hots
>the game where you will be banned if you don't follow retards in their pointless battles but try to win with solo taking obj and pushing
To be honest it should be dead.
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>>564972350
>human feet
disgusting. bring back robutt NOW.
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While I was farming SC yesterday I also decided to spend the time to level up all the guns I hadn't gotten around to yet, 30 of them in total (10 about 50% upgraded and 20 of them still at level 1).

In the year since weapon customization came out I had been able to fully level up 9 weapons and obviously I had started with my favorites. The problem was I was really started to get sick of feeling like I was shackled to these other guns that I didn't really want to use. Using a gun that I had already fully upgraded felt like a missed opportunity to be chipping away at leveling up the rest of them. Especially when each one takes so fucking long (47200 XP for each gun).

I figure I spent about 11 hours yesterday accruing about 1140000 XP. Let's say I was playing how I usually would when I was farming medals (the only reason I usually play anymore), D10 bots, not full clearing, getting about 900XP every 15-20 minutes, it would have taken about 430 hours to do the same thing and I would have been forced to use some of these lackluster weapons the entire time. I even left 5 weapons at level 1 because I am never going to use that trash.

What a fucking slog that would have been, just to get +5 ergo to some guns that are otherwise sub 40 ergo without PP armor. I'm fucking free.
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>>564972550
I think toothpaste + white + incredibly bright red accessories make you a better medic because you are easier to see for your teammates.
And this is not WW1/WW2, having high visibility is actual good in this game and not a liability.
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>>564972564
loyalist is great, you're just bad
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speaking of slop, remember when ship lady had a set of voicelines about AI art that made people angry so they got rid of them?
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>PR disaster so catastrophic it killed lobbyposting
it's truly over
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>>564972243
You are the most based man I have encountered in these threads.
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>>564972714
>And this is not WW1/WW2, having high visibility is actual good in this game and not a liability.
it's not a matter of visibility - I just think it looks ugly, not much more to it
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>>564972050
I need Piledshit in the "IT'S ME" Golden Freddy image, but with "AMA" added too.
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>>564972886
not registering on that loli pedo website brah
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>>564972163
I'm sorry I was just trying to be hopeful
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>>564972886
>pineapple 500kg
cool, regular 500kg was clearly too lethal
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>>564972350
Raaah, fix this image so she's got the proper colouration on the volar skin of her soles already!
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>>564972886
KIIINNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALL OF ARROWHEADS SINS ARE FORGIVEN
I LOVE THESE CLEAR, SCENIC BIOMES THAT AREN'T HELLSCAPES
I want to be torn apart by stalker-chan in a field of grass and flowers.
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>>564972709
so you're saying it was faster to grind weapon xp by speedrunning low level missions than playing d10 missions casually?
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For those that have played the Starcraft 2 wings of liberty campaign, wouldn't it be a good idea to give mechs the ability to slowly heal themselves up to 50% HP like the terran buildings do after being upgraded?
Either some small welding machines from the mech itself or maybe some small drones spraying the mech with something akin to fire extinguishers, that way you at least get some leeway after the mech survives an encounter but not too much going past 50%.
They'll never do it but it seems like a decent idea
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Eagle Kamikaze when

"Eagle-1 coming th- wait huh? :( ok..."
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>>564972171
What do samples taste like
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>>564972960
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>>564972350
robutt wife
robutt love
robutt kiss
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>>564973158
mcdonalds hot berry pies
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>>564972330
>Clinician has the biggest ass
Several another armors have the same model.
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>>564971270
it means someone used it as a reference for the AI to generate
but it turns out I was wrong and it's AI, then some failed twitter artist traced it?
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For all the goylems in here who are still going to spend SC, don't bother with the new medium set in the SS tomorrow. You already have a better set.
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>>564973029
sorry anon. :(
Maybe i'll just go for one of the commando warbonds. would that make you happy anon, if I got the maxigun?
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>>564973317
Which ones?
Genuinly want to know, I only use Clinician when healdslutting, would like the same ass for normal options.
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>>564972886
>Grassy/savanah biome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
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>>564973291
Forgot the AMA
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>>564973401
Only if you have fun
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>>564973120
the mech is already two mobile turrets, a tank and a means of going anywhere fast without stamina. All for one stratagem slot, doesnt even take the backpack or weapon slot.
they are already grossly overpowered to half the roster
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>>564973317
>>564973441
>Several another armors have the same model.
namely the arc resist armor and both halo sets
while I don't know anything about halo, I do know of spartan ass
are ODST spartans?
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>>564973317
Such as?
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>>564972886
Garden worlds? Large open green fields? SOVL
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>>564973441
>>564973506
>>564973514
Okay guys let me a min to boot the game.
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>>564972630
This?
>>564972737
Don't think they removed it because people got mad. They just got cycled out as time went on because it coincided when the technician vanished implying she was part of the protest tying in the reason the technician VA protesting against AI voice acting. Which is weird because this implies AH uses AI???
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Why does getting knocked down by overseers feel so shit? I never feel this way if it's a charger or cyborg
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I tried using antialiasing as some anon suggested a few threads ago and everything is so blurry, literally unplayable.
I am turning that fuckass option off
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>>564972709
The weapon XP system is absolute dogshit and should have instead been purely reliant on requisitions. I maxed around 3/4ths of the weapons legitimately before I started using the script that gives 10k XP per mission because it became such a slog that was burning me out. I genuinely could not enjoy the game knowing I couldn't use maxed weapons since the XP would be wasted.
The only good thing that came out of it is that I have a greater fundamental understanding of every weapon in the game and how to use them because it takes so many hours to fully level them. I feel absolutely no regret cheating all my weapons to max because now I can use anything I want in peace. I've never used the collab weapons more than I have in the past couple months.
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>>564973384
What if its faster?
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>>564973506
>are ODST spartans?
no, ODSTs are supposed to be the seal team 6, best of the best, fucked in the head guys
spartans, depending on the generation, range from genetically and cybernetically enhanced child soldiers, cybernetically enhanced war orphans, or temu-grade genetically and cybernetically enhanced marines
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>>564972886
>oak savanna biome
This would be interesting, but it's Arrowhead we're talking about, so brushfire cause by the explosions and napalm won't actually spread.
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>>564973790
Appreciate it.
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>>564973474
Beautiful
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>run out of time and reinforces
>last stand on extract with cremator
Holy kino
>3 accidentals
A price I'm willing to pay when bringing tesla tower (the placement was good - they were just moths)
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>>564973873
alright
I like spartans they've got large buttocks and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>564973115
No I was using cheats to farm the SC and at the same time also using cheats to get the XP I needed.

Getting the XP required me to drop into a mission at extract, immediately get picked up by the pelican and repeat over and over again for 11 hours. The cheats would give me about 10K XP each time I extracted. There might have been a more efficient way to do it but that's what I came up with using the tools at my disposal.
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>>564973930
Not only will the bushfires not spread, but they'll only damage helldivers and the grass will block shots.
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>>564973972
How do niggas die so much I feel bad just dying 3 times
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>>564973830
The only set that's going to be faster is the Oxygenator light, and that's because there's no equivalent.

You see, the speed differences between light, medium and heavy are not just fixed percentage differences, they also expend and recoup stamina at different rates. So not only will the new Oxygenator armors for medium and heavy have to beat the fixed percentage thresholds of weight class, they also need to have a major stamina buff to beat out B-01 and B-08.
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>>564974110
>lv28
>lv65
gee i wonder
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>>564972350
Oh god I hope they didnt change the winter forest biome into a regular forest biome. That would suck
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>>564974110
The "average" helldiver player, the ones that aren't the "late-game" kind that Arrowhead didn't give a rat's ass about, are all massive retards that rack up high death counts like that.
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>>564974148
I was never that bad at those levels that's not an excuse
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>>564973873
>no, ODSTs are supposed to be the seal team 6, best of the best, fucked in the head guys
forgot to mention these are just normal marines, they don't have any enhancements aside from maybe the usual standard-issue amphetamines and roids
>>564973986
good taste
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>>564974162
remember when the og flame animation was lost to not having any backup and somebody pressing save
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>>564974159
3/4
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>>564974110
This was predator-strain and these dummies just would NOT stick together.
Also engaged the mega-nest without closing the bile titan hole so I almost got nostalgic with the amount of bile titans stomping around.
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well?
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I thought I'd never see the Clasa Clowns return, and yet they have.
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>>564974162
If this game had sovl we would have different bioms based on what part of the planet we dived one.
Pine worlds would be more snowy closer to the north and south poles. Desert worlds would have saharan-esque. Ice worlds would have light vegetation near the equator ect.
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>>564974162
>Oh god I hope they didnt change the winter forest biome into a regular forest biome. That would suck
roadmap promised two (2) biomes
imagine if they released two reskins of the same one as two separate biomes
I'd laugh and I will laugh because I know they will
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>>564974352
>Player so trash that they genuinely thought the scorcher was ever bad at any state in this game's lifespan, even with the speed nerf from heavy armour.
That anon from 2 years ago was a retard and they likely still are.
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>>564974352
>the scorcher is still S-tier
feels good. Shoot all bots in the dick.
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>>564974159
3/4 pls join :(
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>>564974578
you get Winter Forest and Winter Forest With Blue Overlay (seriously that's what the biomes were in the files lmao)
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>>564973972
Also I'm SICK of this stupid fucking bug that prevents you from crouching/going prone at random.
>catch fire because of course I do
>medium armor + not flame-resistant so lots of hp ticking away fast
>press Z for prone
>nothing happens
Happens far too often. I feel like I'm forced to dive if I want to be sure to put out the fire. Sometimes I'll tempt fate and just press Z, but it feels like a major gamble every time.
Ah well, I'm just a hardcore player after all. It'll never be fixed.
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>>564974784
I genuinely think that's what's going to happen
there's precedence of that with like four variants of the minijungle, three of rocky mountains and obviously the tundra boneyard
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Hot Dog + Flamethrower
Or
Cremator
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>>564974159
fvll
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>>564974808
saar thats low priority
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>>564974867
Cremator because it lets you take another strategem to mediate your skill issue.
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>>564974808
The shit that stops you crouching/going prone is the same bug that causes retarded ball bouncing. The terrain is marked as a no-go, keeping in mind they use this shit in the RNG land generation as knee-high rocks and easily climbable stuff.
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>>564973741
ex-00 prototype and ground breaker have the same model, not sure about fs-55 and ad-49 but their proportions look very similar.
Both green and blue recon have different model but visually cloack make ass even bigger.
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>>564974808
>Also I'm SICK of this stupid fucking bug that prevents you from crouching/going prone at random.
Ermmmm chuddie? I served as a conscript for 9 months. I'm basically a grizzled veteran and its not realistic to crouch behind cover when your standing on rubble.
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>>564974256
Maybe Helldivers 2 is their first time playing a game like that? I remember back in the day how ass i was at Lode Runner as a kid.
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>>564974851
Oh, it absolutely is. There was a bunch of biome thumbnails leaked a while back, and half of them were:
>other biome thumbnail but flipped
>other biome thumbnail but hueshifted
>other biome but the camera was panned to the left slightly
>other biome but grass color changed
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Reminder that they have been sitting on a whole pile of biomes since before launch that they just never put in the game for some reason despite them needing to exist in order for the devs to have screenshots of them.

Some of them like this soon to be released forest meadow biome actually seem nice to play in instead of foggy shithole variant 1 through 7.
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what d10 are we playing boys
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>>564974867
i want to say the first option but crema is better
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>>564975443
Pretty sure I saw this in shadow of the erdtree
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>>564975159
you're gonna need to post pics of all their asses
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>>564975372
God I hate casuals. Only I should be allowed to play video games
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>>564975556
2/4
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>>564975058
Its not a skill thing
I just really like fire
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>>564975443
Oh, there it is.
>Snow Forest
>Snow Forest Blue
>Lightning Mountains
>Lightning Mountains Yellow
>Savanna
>Savanna Foggy
>Savanna Camera Angle 2
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>>564973790
kill yourself
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>>564975737
A lot better than
>Show
>Desert
>Desert (With rocks)
>Greenland
>Greenland (With trees)
>Snow
Even a little variety is better than a little.
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>>564974867
Depends on the enemies.
>vs Bugs(depending on the strain)
I take the flamethrower+gas dog or i take the hot dog+quasar.
>vs Mech squids
Cremator. Generally everything has a place with the exception of the sterilizer with is borderline unplayable.
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>>564975159
i'm not gonna call you a liar, but you're wrong
from the listed ones - as far as lean body is concerned - only the ones i've listed reuse the clinician's lower body parts
groundbreaker is another family of armors that has like two reskins - the medium fire armor and the polar patriots one
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>>564974867
Doubling up on flamethrower and hot dog is somewhat wasted potential. Mixing flamethrower with another type of dog like gas or zap taps into that potential. It's not a bad idea to consider torcher over the support weapon either, as that slot is much less of an opportunity cost and flamethrower doesn't have a huge advantage over it.
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>>564975443
Think of all the work the poor devs have to do :(
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>>564975616
Nah you can check ingame.
Also i prefer thench/demo model.
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>>564971732
a 32GB RAM kit is 500$ because of this garbage
fuck outta here
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>>564975556
>>564975680
lots of posts but only a few diving
still 2/4
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>>564975963
>only the ones i've listed reuse the clinician's lower body parts
you're gonna need to post pics of all their asses
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>>564971732
Kill yourself
>>564976076
omw
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>>564976056
Was it real in your head?
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>>564972350
kill yourself
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>>564976076
i'm busy painting my toilet bowl brown, gimme half an hour
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>>564975917
Yes for bugs
I dont have gas dog yet
I'll probably use normal gun dog with flamethrower for funzies

>>564975985
Hmm forgot I had the Torcher
Might have to dust that off
Thanks nerds
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>>564974808
Doesn't matter. Only players with 1k hours have an issue with this bug. Refer to >>564961563
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>>564976196
>DDR4 in 2026
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>>564976076
full
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>>564976196
>DDR4
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>>564975737
There were actually a handful of exact duplicates I cut out too. As well as the unique thumbnail for Tien Kwan (which was just Bone Tundra), the old thumbnail for Cyberstan and other stuff that we have seen now. But they all exist and always have the the proof I have is in the trailer for the Dust Devils warbond.

Whoever that warbond was outsourced to used this picrel desert variant with whiter sand that is not actually accessible in-game to stage their footage for the trailer. It had thumbnail in this list of leaked biomes from March 2024. Maybe they aren't fully functional or need to be updated with how the game overall has been changed since before launch but it's another one of Arrowhead's stockpiles of content they can use to drip feed.
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>>564976196
>32 ddr4 costs double what i paid for 32 ddr5 2 years ago
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It has been decreed that this is worse than the PSN requirement
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>>564976524
>>564976372
Was it real in your head?
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What is the current hardest achievement in helldivers?
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>>564976196
>tfw i paid for brand new DDR5 sticks 2x16GB 6000mhz with CL30 timings at half the price of these
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>>564976056
That's a good thing actually.
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>>564976898
Finding a reason to want to keep playing.
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>>564976928
>tfw upgraded my pc just a month before all the prices skyrocketed
dodged a bullet smoking sexy style
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>>564976706
>1500 WB
>MTX experts
What are these?
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>>564975963
Ok.
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New biome?
I want beach and palm trees plz
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I want more environmental modifiers for variety. Where's my low-oxygen planets with atmospheric field generators on POIs.
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>>564977020
i switched platforms (from intel i5-10400 to AM5 Ryzen 7 7700) so i had to change Motherboard and ram as well, i bought the rams right before ram prices went to shit. we dodged a hell of a bullet right on time lmao
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>>564977118
>even Arrowhead is doing footshit now
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I just want to occasionally play somewhere that looks nice. I hope they add this one eventually.
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>>564977118
We already have beach and palm trees thoughbeit
This is good though, finally a new planet biome that isn't locked to one faction
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>>564977378
>>564977118
Kinda looks like they are adding that one
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>>564977030
Legendary warbond price and Exo Experts warbond
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>>564977118
If we don't get the Pina Colada Resupply, Coconut Anti-Tank, and Eagle Pineapple Strike stratagems, we riot.
>inb4 we do but they're in the SuperStore
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>they COULD implement the hundreds of cool shit sitting in the files
>but WONT because its too much work
I wish Arrowhead loved this game as much as its players
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>>564977618
What if got sweet Super Hawaiian shirt armor with our abs out....
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They took Mars away from us in the lamest most unceremonious way possible. They could use this biome to give us Venus and claim terraforming advances allowed us to finally colonize it.

They could could use the existing moon biome and give us Luna. So much cool shit they could do with biomes. I'm glad they are adding more. But fuck the drip feed.
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>>564977815
>"No, the cowboy warbond isn't getting a hat, that's stupid."
>"..."
>"..."
>"ANYWAY WOW LOOK HELLDIVER ARMOUR WITH A HAWAIIAN SHIRT OVER IT AND A HELMET WEARING A SUN HAT!"
>"Only for the low, low price of 500SC each!"
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>>564977694
It is actually shocking how lazy these cunts are. I've never encountered a dev team before who are simultaneously bone idle yet have a waft of smug farts about everything they do.
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>>564978402
Why thats just a normal d- OH MY GOODNESS
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>>564978402
H-hot.
Waist too fat tho.
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>>564978420
We got viper commandos then python commandos, they will sell you a hat in a second western warbond
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>>564978420
Entrenched has 2 fucking hat helmets
Gimme yeehaw buckaroo shit
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>>564978402
>Helldivers highschool anime
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So the new Thuper Sthore is going to have another secondary or a grenade or something in it right... right?
It's not just going to be a single shitty armor set with a player card, right?
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>>564977118
Biome that looks more similar to Scarif from Rogue One. And then make that Zegima Paradise's default biome instead of its current jungle biome.
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>>564978943
>open up the Super Store
>APC in it for 1500 SC
Would you?
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>>564978943
They always have weapons now. Could be the caltrop grenade we saw.
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>>564979060
Auuuughhhhhh... I oughtn't but I'm tempted.
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>>564978943
It will be an plaid lumberjack outfit and an axe melee weapon
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>>564976531
>whiter sand
Could be the Klen Dath II biome for the squid event that was never used.
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>>564965904
Building a new factory in Shapez 2 manufacture mode
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>>564978943
Only thing i can recall is caltrops in the files
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>>564978402
>install the mod
>gives you a latex-clad ass but no skirt
I'm not complaining but it's not what the tin said...
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>>564975605
Numen spaceships
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>>564978943
>>564979060
>>564979080
>>564979407
>The leaked FRVs are in the super store
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God I hope this keeps boiling over.
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I know it's over because they haven't given us a free bike yet.
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>>564978448
*blocks your path*
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>>564978943
No wayyy we got Sylvester in Helldivers 2
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>>564976313
>I dont have gas dog yet
You should get the gas warbond. It's great for fighting bugs IMO.
>gas grenades
>gas dog
>gas resist armors
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>>564979704
>selling a multi person vehicle
The only cope i had over bastion being free is its basically inoperable solo
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Warbond tomorrow
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>>564976076
3/4 again
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>>564976771
>only $35 off of anon's initial estimate
it's real in reality
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>>564978402
>>564979531
what mod?
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>>564974159
gg comfy game
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>>564980645
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13165
latex isn't part of it
I just found out that b-01 reuses field chemist's legs
I hate this game
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Forget about the mechs, you are a rogue AH employee that just wants to sabotage the game by making the Rupture Bile Titan so bullshit, everyone hates it! How do YOU do it!
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>>564978236
>venus biome
>permanent slowed modifier
>permanent intense heat
>constant hp drain due to pressure
>chance of a temporary magma modifier if a nearby volcano goes off
It'd interesting methinks
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Honestly, the best way for Arrowhead to earn some goodwill is to start working on a Helldivers Mobilize 2.

But we all know that people will forget about all this when it turns out that one of the items in the warbond is blatantly overpowered.
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>>564980750
Explodes in a stink-like Hellbomb tier nuke on death.
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>>564980750
>50 meter slow debuff on helldivers when rapeture bile titan emerges
this alone will make 90% of players seethe without limits
which is fair as going slow on bugs is a literal death sentence
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>>564980750
Everyone loves bile titans falling on them remember the clips? Make Spore titans blow up in a huge AoE that kills anyone too close and ragdolls anyone else
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>>564980750
...Don't you mean sporeburst? Rupture is the digga niggas, and the bile titan model has the same design as the other sporebursters.
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>>564980750
1.5x regular Bile Titan speed
New melee animation that's quicker, so the spore variant is always on your ass
No spew ability so melee is its only option
Explodes on death with a huge AOE
able to be stunned
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>>564979531
>giant head
>medium chest
>tiny legs and ass
built like a pencil
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>Cyborgs replace striders
>Way more common spawn than striders
>War Striders replace tanks
>Way more common than tanks
>Vox replace factory striders
>Way more common than factory striders
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>>564980893
>>564980957
>hellbomb styled explosion
Better make it a unique type of damage that doesn't affect enemies because we can't let you have on-command hellbombs without wasting a stratagem slot!
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Will rupture bile titans even matter? Bile strains whole thing is they pop when you kill them close to you, how close are you to bile titans when you kill them?
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>>564980726
thanks, looks cute
still would like a link for the latex
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Any lobby???
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>>564980750
I actually liked fighting gloom bugs, unlike preds and rupture strain bugs
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>>564981048
Uhg, I hate the naming, why are they called Rupture?
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>>564976898
unironically this.
the only achievement which is painfull to do solo.
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>>564981048
Yeah, sporeburst.
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>>564980750
>When you kill one it explodes and blankets an area with spore fog the same way a spore spewer does except there is no way to clear the spores you just have to wait for them to go away
If multiple of them die in the sma area their spore fog overlaps and makes the fog even thicker
Is like the opposite of a bile charger charger and 100 times more annoying
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>>564981215
Because they rupture the ground when they dig through it.
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>>564981168
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/5414
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>>564981305
No one says that!
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>>564981289
>have to avoid an area of the map because it's fully opaque
sounds kino ngl
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>>564980750
>it constantly releases disruptive spores that block all stratagem use
>entire body is covered in AP8 armour
>only weakspot is its mouth, but only when it's doing the spit attack, and it has 7 layers of ablative armor
>spit applies both burn, gas, and acid
>hellbomb-sized explosion on death, same effects as the spit
>its spit attack and death explosion both act as bug calls
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>>564976898
idk how to break all my limbs without dying
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>>564981224
Illuminate blitz with FRV
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>>564972550
its not green acksually its turquoise
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>>564981461
democracy protects armor effect triggering + getting crushed by a hellpod / getting flung into a wall at high speed from an explosive shockwave
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>>564975443
i don't think these were actually developed. i do believe they have these artistic thumbnail renders and haven't made any effort to make them an in-game reality
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>>564981461
democracy protect armor and keep landing various pods on top of your back while lying, so it does not hit your head.

hit head = instant death.
hit chest + democracy protect activates = all bones broken

might take 30 seconds, might take 30 minutes, took 25 minutes for me personally.
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>>564976898
There aren't any that are hard. Having 6 barrages overlap would be hard for someone without friends if we didn't constantly get free extra orbital barrages that make it so you can throw five barrages the moment you see one other guy toss one.

>>564981224
This is really easy on bots with RR. Outside of cities you can often get map gen that lets you beat the entire main objective without ever leaving spawn.
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>>564981461
Pretty sure I got that achievement by getting blown up by a hellbomb
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What gets me about their statement with their statement about weapon customization is... if their only focus is warbonds, then they haven't even considered using new attachments as warbond fodder?
Like I absolutely don't want that, but the fact that they haven't considered it is kind of surprising.
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>>564975443
those literally look like the biomes we already have just with different lighting effects and skyboxes
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>>564976196
>wanted to upgrade do AM5 since my CPU is kind of shitty by this point
>the moment i start planning to get everything the prices skyrocket
>i have to actually think about getting a better AM4 CPU to weather the storm before i can even think of getting to AM5 due to prices
Shit sucks, i don't know what to do
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>>564982120
Ship modules in warbond (page 3 110 medals) let's gooooo
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>>564982245
just wait a bit
the prices are very slowly starting to stabilize
you should be able to upgrade at a reasonable price come autumn-christmas
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>>564982245
This doesn't suck at all. The higher end of third gen Ryzen is so powerful that there's still hardly any need for anyone to upgrade past that.
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>>564982330
>Arrowhead adds ship modules to warbonds
>they're just blatant P2W bullshit that makes things significantly stronger
>you're at a literal disadvantage if you don't get them
Fucking imagine
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Ok a new biome is cool I guess but will it come with the exact same POIs as always?
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>>564982245
>getting a better AM4 CPU to weather the storm
I'm skipping AM5 entirely and upgrade my mobo when AM6 comes out.
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>>564982696
>>564982331
are ram prices still out of control?
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Helldivers lost
Who won?
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>>564982665
Yeah haha, imagine if they were to add something in the game that was so bullshit (vox engines), you need a paid thing (leveler) to beat it, surely they would never do that haha...
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>>564982835
they're still bonkers but slowly getting lower
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>>564982865
DRG, always has been.
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>>564982865
The shareholders. It's impossible for them to lose.
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>>564982674
The new biome will have a unique POI where you could possibly get a stupid amount of SC from it which will make everyone forgive Arrowhead.
Until the MO is finished and the planet is locked off forever.
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>>564983063
What if the line went down?
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>>564979743
I do wonder what he was thinking when saying that the fire nerf wasn't directed at the coyote, all while other devs released a video where they said that they had to nerf the coyote and why.
It makes AH look worse no matter what because there's only really two ways to take this
>Piles is piling (heh) on the lies and thinks people are dumb enough to fall for it
>AH is so chaotic and disorganized that some devs nerf a weapon without the CCO ever realizing, all while other devs promise it won't be nerfed
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>>564982865
sweden, both in lore and irl. we are simply pawns in the greater swedish bilderberg world domination project.....
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>>564982938
word thanks, guess i'll do a slow upgrade and just get stuff on sale and try to get ram as cheap as i can
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https://youtu.be/ln-Jq6X6p-g

Predict what songs will be in the Helldivers movie
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>>564983643
>AH is so chaotic and disorganized that some devs nerf a weapon without the CCO ever realizing, all while other devs promise it won't be nerfed
Didn't he make a comment about "rogue balance changes" which basically confirms that some devs were just doing shit at their own discretion. Makes me think of those guys who went on discord and Reddit to insult people when the first balance patch came out to the breaker, railgun and shield backpack.
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>>564983636
They'd pull out and have made a net gain. Shareholders with enough wealth to invest in mirrion dorrar companies have so many safety nets that it's more or less impossible for them to fail, and line go down moments are just little blips on an upward trend for them.
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>>564984249
A bootleg version of the automaton marching song because for some reason it wont be able to get the license for the actual ingame march

Also/or https://youtu.be/vaTSQzYIR3U
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>>564984249
https://youtu.be/hFcLyDb6niA?si=lhkp--75FaxzBVaA
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>>564984262
Wasn't there also something about balancing for any given piece of equipment being in the hands of whatever dev worked on it, with no balance team above them?
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>>564984249
90% chance the actual hd2 theme isn't in it, or if it is, only in the opening credits. The SE anthem also won't make an appearance except potentially at 5% volume in the background of a parade scene while two A-list actors (one jewish, one a black woman) make hamfisted commentary on fascism that comes off as preachy rather than lighthearted/satirical and totally misses the mark of the tone the game(s) had.
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>>564984509
>sweet little lies plays over the montage of a wide-eyed diver reading through files documenting SE's atrocities
>gets cut short buy a gunshot as a Truth Enforcer domes him
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>>564984249
this is the music that plays in the bug killing montage when the celeb protagonist becomes "him"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc&list=RD0hiUuL5uTKc&start_radio=1
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>>564984249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
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>>564984262
I told people that I had a feeling that there were definitely a couple people at AH who were extremely buttmad about not being allowed to make the gritty space-ARMA starship troopers conversion milsim that they wanted to make, and that they were trying to quietly sabotage the game out of spite.
I feel vindicated.
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>>564984249
https://youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA
https://youtu.be/jd_HmLEhVqA
https://youtu.be/ZxVw7bvMd3s
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>>564984680
Would be funny ngl
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>>564984771
Maybe Alexus killing the game was less of a joke than I thought
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Why are we diving on Clasa which has megacities and 2.35% resistance when Yed Prior has no megacities and only 1% and will also take Clasa if we take it?
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>>564984249
With "the red, white and blue" changed to something like "the gold, blue and true."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
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>>564984249
>when the reinforcements run out
https://youtu.be/I80sFsCH3G0
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>>564983643
To be fair, he was on vacation for all of last year. It's entirely possible that the only thing he knew was "fire nerfed". Probably not, though.
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>>564984898
This mf always looks like he's on trial for killing kids and is trying to look remorseful but no one in the courtroom is buying it.
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>>564985043
no shit retard he's serbian
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I dont listen to any of the songs when people post them, I just hope that people listen to the one that I post
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>>564984249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY
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>>564984262
My favorite was him going "how are we supposed to onboard new devs into knowing the game's direction?"
YOU'RE THE CCO. THAT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB, DIPSHIT.
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>>564985220
No thats mine actually funnily enough, sorry
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>>564984690
This is what plays when the nerd diver gets his time to shine
>>564985008
These are trailer music

>>564985187
This is the finale death moment
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>>564982107
So did I, but since limbs are explosive immune I'm pretty sure we double rolled the death resist while colliding with a rock.
Unless there is some hidden damage stat from hellbombs that hasn't been documented.
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What did the devs respond to with the Game of Thrones meme phrase?
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>>564985690
because they're complete dorks without any professionalism who have never ever ever taken a PR class
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>>564984249
https://youtu.be/2G9wlDUl9aE
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>>564985179
I just know the songs already.
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>>564984249
>Helldivers movie
>all pretense of Super Earth being evil is dropped completely, whichever faction stars in the movie will be displayed as an absolute evil
>Super Earth is just full-on communist paradise instead of false hypercapitalist
>all of the main characters are SEAFies because they have open-face helmets
>story is about the main character eventually doing enough feats that he is let into the Helldivers for his bravery
>when he finally gets in, he has a helmet with an open-faced visor (or never puts one on)
>"Let's dive into hell"
>Highway To Hell plays
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>>564985867
give me one thousand super credits
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>>564985934
I think the evil SE pretense will be there and ends with whether we think the protag was good or not
And yes ACDC will play at rhe end
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>>564985774
>börk börk my swedish superiority is all I need börk börk
Pilestedt most likely.
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>>564985690
since that other anon can't read
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>>564984249
"DEMOCRACY OFFICER WE'RE SURROUNDED!!"
Democracy Officer:

https://youtu.be/qMldEs0rf8o
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>>564986384
kek'd
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I think we need to stop giving people tens of thousands of SC to buy warbonds for free...

This is however a discussion NOT happening right now.
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>>564986390
>"Big news in the future"
>the big news: Ship Modules warbond
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>>564984667
>comes off as preachy
enough about your weak ass post though
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>>564986390
Temu time
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>>564985934
One long uncut sequence of him blasting bug n bots
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>>564987112
what
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>>564962926
Literally kill yourself.
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>>564961296
is the gallant not just the knight again
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>>564987374
Knight but AP3 with smaller mags.
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>>564985690
>>564986390
>>564986751
I know swedish, allow me to translate this.
The original ledditor was asking for content (i.e. swigs to work, which is unacceptable to request in sweden)

Regarding the particular points here's a translation of pileshits responses:
1. perks/transmog NEVER (eos before it ever happens, even though a modder with access could probably rework the whole system from scratch in 2 days)
2. weapon customization is "down prio'd" meaning maybe in a few years it might happen (even tho it's literally copypasting values and 20 minutes of blender work to attack silencers, nade launchers, etc. to other guns)
3. ship modules in the future, this means minimum 10 months (despite the fact these are LITERALLY single lines of code modifiers with a sample price attached)
4. finally he addresses endgame in a classic swedish swig-jutsu move of not addressing it and unprofessionally condescendingly dismissing it. It's classic swedish to dismiss anyone who approaches you with any hint of rudeness on the basis that their rudeness disqualifies their points while yourself being as rude as physically possible.

Also when he says "so many of our hardcore players want it but it satisfies a small portion blah blah" this is a very common swedish technique calling bald-face lying. In reality, most players who still play are capped on samples, reqs, etc. and have been for over a year. This classic swedish technique allows for him to further obfuscate and avoid the most dangerous, deadly, and uncomfortable thing to a swede: being forced to work.

P.S. "time... not enough time." he means to fish, jack off to cuck porn, etc. not actually working, because swedes don't actually do that.
>but they're literally adding new content tomorrow!
outsourced and has been for over a year now.

hope this helps, kind stranger!
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>>564987374
smaller mag but medium pen. but yea it's related.
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>>564964685
Oh cool. You're the chink tranny that says "E POGG" all the time.
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>>564987497
God, if only we had mordhau-level customization where you can use armor pieces from any set + choose color and camo.
We could truly make our helldiver our own. Instead we'll be with the cape/head/body system till EOS...
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The best thing Epoch is good at is making you realize how there are much better options than Epoch.
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>>564982967
drg's been in the loserhole since s2
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>>564984667
horrifyingly accurate
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>>564987092
Why do I give a fuck what you think? Not like you're gonna be apologizing to me in here when everything I said comes true.
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>>564985008
they'd never use this because the band's name is offensive
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>>564961296
>no vehicle based booster
what a miss
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>>564987870
the funny thing is if you know anything about modding all of that would be easy as hell to implement. Colors (replacing LUTs) is easy as hell and generally looks really good.
Armor pieces are already compartmentalized, sort of. The issue is a lot of them share the same IDs so you replace some of one piece of armor and other armors get borked up - but if the IDs were changed and a menu was added being able to mix/match would be fine in most cases without much tweaking required.

Similar to the mechs thing. The warbond tomorrow is literally just modelswapped mech arms, which modders can already do with any turret or stratagem weapon and it works great. A mech customization menu would have only required the work to model the different mech arms.
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>>564988454
>a booster that would be worthless for 75% of the players, and for at least 60% of the mission
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>>564988454
>perk boost speed and durability
>mechs are reworked so you can bring more than one permision
a man can dream to bad is too based for swiggers
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>>564988041
go clutch some more pearls you sensitive bitch lmao
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You see they won't add a vehicle booster because we already have one, it's the one that makes the extraction shuttle faster.
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>>564978420
Johan is such a piece of shit. If a Somali throws a grenade at him, I will vote for Illhan Omar.
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>>564988570
I am cautiously optimistic that this latest shitfit will get them to start working on mech customization. Like you said, everything is there besides the in-game system for facilitating it and they can see how much people want it. This is historically what has motivated them to actually take action.
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>>564983643
Pileshart has always been a terrible team lead, and Swedish labor laws are easy to abuse if you're flat out evil like the average Swigger is.
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>>564988454
problem with adding a booster like that would be it couldn't benefit every player in the lobby
even if something as small as a boost to ammo reserves for frv/mechs/tank would be infinitely more useful than every booster excluding the metafag picks
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>>564979743
>Decide to check out the unfiltered one
>They're openly discussing cheating in SC
LMAOOOOO
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>>564980750
>make it move fast enough that they can near match even light armor sprint
>no vomit attack but instead it fires bile spewer mortar shots from it's back when you are afar
>it's stompy attack is much faster and instead of a stationary tantrum it actually aims and skewers helldivers with scary accuarcy requiring a well timed dive to avoid
>medium armor all over
>just a smidge below hive tyrant tier health pool with high durable damage resistance
>insane explosive resistance, near total immunity
>melee weapons deal fixed amount of damage against their legs, ~25 hits from weaker and ~10 hits from a heavy hitting melee weapon to delimb them
>chainsaw can delimb them in two full swings
You cant escape, they are a bullet sponge.
The only viable ways to beat them is soaking them in absurd amounts of lead that requires full on fire from all four divers (near impossible solo) or use a very risky and high skill (helldiver players hate this) tactic to take them out.
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>>564988454
>haven't got any new booster for the past few warbonds
AH has given up on this game for about two years now glad people are waking up for their jewish practices
>>564989846
that's true if you were diving with pubies mechanized lobbies with hdg would be kino
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>>564987204
The time stamps in image say 2 dni temu idk what backwater language that is so i said temu time.
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>frv has working turn signals that you have to operate by hand
>obviously not listed in controls scheme
holy shit wtf
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>>564989846
I think not effecting every player in the lobby is better than the handful of boosters that actively harming every player in the lobby like some do.
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any confirmation we have that the new smg is one handed? I want to pair it with directional shield in bots
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>>564976928
>>564977020
>the prices didn't even go up because of AI datacenters
>they went up because a jew sent out a letter of intent saying that he would buy up all of the ram but then he just didn't lollmaosorrynotsorrygoy
antitrust lawsuits when?
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>>564990028
They realized that adding new boosters is a waste of time because everyone keeps picking the same 4 every single mission, and the only way to shake it up is to rework HSO and Vitality or to powercreep them.
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>>564990053
that's pretty funny, actually. good one.
it's polish
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>>564990259
Gee whizz, it's a sure wonder why people keep picking the same 4 boosters when the boosters Arrowhead gave us in warbonds were shit like, let's see here:
>firebomb hellpods that kills you and your teammates more than it does the enemies.
>stunbomb hellpods that CCs you and your teammates more than it does the enemies.
>a booster that drains your HP when you are out of stamina, which will piss off your teammates and get you kicked by a host more than help them.
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>>564990215
What kind of goddamned moron are you.
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>>564990576
dead sprint is virtually free infinite stamina as long as someone else takes vitality which people should always be taking anyways
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>>564980750
Sinec gloombugs are slightly harder to kill than normal bugs, I adjust the gloomtitan so that it takes slightly more than one RR headshot to kill. Then I watch the chaos ensue.
>rupture titan
Oh, umm. I don't have anything for you for the rupture titan. I can give you a rupture impaler though. This guy burrows underground before doing the tentacle attacks. You need to pay attention to where he burrowed so that you can force him to surface.
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Super Earth Lost
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>friend convinces me to try space marine 2 after voicing my frustration over helldivers
>it's rollparryslop
i thought this shit was gonna be like gears of war
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>>564990713
>It's good if you depend on teammates.
So it's shit then, because this is a low trust playerbase.
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>>564990578
the one that doesnt trust the swigger devs of AH
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>>564990576
>>564990713
Dead sprint as a booster is very powerful. But room temperature IQ babies SEETHE uncontrollably at the thought of leveraging HP as a resource. Despite the effect being powerful, it isn't worth the downside of one or more teammates crashing out instead of focusing on the mission.
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>>564991018
people try to push this game as a power fantasy but high difficulties are all bullet sponge enemies and rolling around in paper mache armor
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>>564991018
>rollparryslop
Usually this is said with a bit of hyperbole, but not in this case.
Visually nice. Very mid gameplay.
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>>564991020
>>564991283
I take vitality if we don't have it, dead sprint if we do. It's that easy. I always bring a car anyways. And if anyone still wants to complain about it being equipped there's usually plenty to criticize about their loadouts too.
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My Muscles are still raped from workout yesterday
diff 10 bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243233130336/76561198452730369
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>a lobby on slopbond eve
anon i don't want to burn myself out
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>>564990215
Come on nigga we all know the medium pen big boy Knight is gonna be two-handed
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>>564989678
I would feel this way as well except then what do they do about the mechbond in the future? Either it'll be shit and have like 2 options and not matter or it'll have several decent options and invalidate the mechbond.
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>>564991690
failed. fvll?
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>>564990576
Firebomb Hellpods should give a non-stacking fire resist tbqh. Cause it's pretty powerful now.
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>>564990259
>>564990576
hellpod space optimization and vitality enhancement should be ship modules
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>>564991690
I think I fucked up by cooming and not gettting good sleep my legs aren’t sore
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>>564992119
>I would feel this way as well except then what do they do about the mechbond in the future?
You mean the warbond coming out tomorrow or what? The solution to this problem is very simple. In the future they just convert the Mechs that have already been delivered to just being access to the arms as options for customization. And in the future instead of giving us Mechs, (free or purshable) they just sell as more arms. So for free you get the Patriot Arms and Emancipator arms and if you bought this warbond you get access to lumberer and breacher arms and so on and so forth for whatever else they add in the future.

That way they aren't really altering anything that they have delivered to players in the past. Just how it's implemented in game.
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>>564992380
HSO and Vitality should be made standard and have their effects replaced entirely while buffing others too.
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hso and vitality should be removed and not replaced at all
game is already 2ez
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What are (you)r reactions right now when you drop SC in D1 missions ?
I've got
>Thanks
>gushing in voice chat
>kicked
>Foreign language but it's probably either confusion or thanks.
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>>564993215
give me some nigga
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>>564992932
>HSO becomes standard
>New HSO now tacks on extra ammo boxes onto all pods for divers to pick up at their discretion that drop for the duration of the mission.
Thoughts?
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>>564992550
I can do 100 squats in one go no problem but then next day I cant walk
idk man
Just trying to achieve peak physique im tired of no strength
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>>564992932
HSO is in the game only because in hd1 you started with about 50% of your gun's total spare mag capacity
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hmmmmmmmm...
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They're going ham with the positive review bots, you click on any of them and it's 90% just this.
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>>564994160
>CM-10_Clinician_Armor_Render.png
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>>564994356
i overwritten my gooning material :(
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>>564994107
>100 squats in one go no problem
>Just trying to achieve peak physique
Lift heavier. If it's light enough for 30, let alone 100 reps, it is not heavy enough.
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>>564994187
Fuck yeah. One PR disaster begets another, no?
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>>564994107
you just doing bodyweight stuff? i have no equipment and i do not want to go to a gym because my local one had a fucking contact herpes outbreak not too long ago and i do not want to risk getting that there or anywhere else

tl;dr what's your workout regimen? i tire of being a gangly fuck
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>>564994040
Ammo economy is the only logical reason for divers to want to stay near eachother, a change like this would just make people solofag even more, and they'd be dumber solofags because they wouldnt have to know where to look for ammo boxes that naturally spawn at every POI.
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>>564993857
You can find me easily on D1 bugs mission on european hours. I have a pretty obvious nickname about what I am doing.
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>>564994823
giga grenade wins this
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>>564994187
i updated my 2024 negative review with the word "Evergreen" because everything i said back then is still applicable
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>>564994823
>minigun
>target-rich environment
WTF are you complaining about????
this is literally heaven.
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>>564994823
>full minigun
go ham?
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>>564994823
What's the issue exactly? Shoot them.
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>>564994823
if you are not gonna shoot , let me impregnate them then instead
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>>564994562
Bodyweight, and backpack to replace all traditional equipment
Backpack is S tier and all you really need if you dont wanna spend on gym
Load it up as heavy as you can
Routine:
>Backpack/normal pushups
>Squats with pack
>sit ups
>lifting the backpack
search backpack exercises on YT, there is a ton, lift it it hold one hand two hands behind back etc
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>>564994187
I genuinely do not know a game this fun made by a dev team this awful.
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>>564995873
first time for everything
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>>564994187
>>564995873
this most definitely is something that's managed by corpos over at sony
not to defend swedes tho
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>>564980750
Make a bile titan with a massive cannon that shoots rupture strain hive guard.
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>>564980750
make it rape leandivers
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wtf is a "leandiver"
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>>564993215
The worst one is the glazing
I'm just some guy man you don't gotta suck me off and follow me around like a duckling bc i gave you 10 dollars of fun bucks xD
It's kinda cute though
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>>564996672
cute newfriend
don't get groomed
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>>564966464
You enjoyin it? The beginning can be a lil tuff but it makes the progress and later dives so rewarding
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>>564996672
videogames do not use male and female because trannies will kill themselves so they had to replace them with different words.
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>>564996672
female helldivers.
since ARROWHEAD are slaves to politically correct DEI practices, they are not allowed to use the words "male" and "female" on the game for body types, so they were forced to use "brawny" and "lean" genders instead.
Thus, when someone mentions leandivers, just assume women helldivers.
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>>564996848
I will give her butt trauma, if you know what I mean.
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>>564996961
>internally
>some body parts are stocky/slim
>some body parts are male/female
it's just so funny
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>>564997003
keep your dirty pajeet hands of my waifu nigger
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>>564997052
they prob started off alright with male/female, but then papa Sony had a look and said "that is literally not OK; fix it" and had to make brawny and lean genders.
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>>564991690
GGs.
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>>564997285
fucking jokers ay
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Goydivers vs Kikedivers
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>>564994823
Well? You're not going to give your speech?
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>>564996672
>>564996961
Huh, and here I always thought fags on here just used it as another word for "twink"
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I imagine Joe will have to take another state mandated sabbatical to deal with the stress of the AMA. No swede is built to handle that kind of treatment.
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>>564997379
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>>564997524
Ive seen it used in that context too
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>>564994823
avarage iq of hdg diver
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>>564995758
thanks anon
we're gonna make it
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>>564997285
then they'd have to limit voice choices to body types and that's another variable that requires work
unironically an ok workaround
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>>564997524
No yea it's that too
It's 4chan man a significant portion of every board is really fucking gay
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I fucking love lifting and if my muscles werent sore id lift some more
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>>564997524
I mean if you use the lean body and either of the male voices thats basically what it is
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>>564994562
NTA but after about a year of pushing, pulling, and squatting myself I just committed to buying a power rack with cable attachment, barbell, pair of dumbbells, and a bench. Now I'm basically set for life, just have to buy more plates on the rare occasion that I outgrow the current stack. If you can imagine yourself caring about fitness for years or even decades this shit is so worth it.
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>>564997524
You know it's both. Unfortunately, a game with this kind of setting attracts the mentally ill.
>the yi***** fiasco
>anthro avatarfagging
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>>564997135
*Keep your dirty pajeet hands OFF my waifu, nigger
Not a good look, twin...
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>>564998043
what if you use brawny body and female voices
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>>564997992
Dont quit!
you can train pretty much whenever if you arent a slave to conformity
>pushups waiting for train
>lifting backpack whenever
But having a routine will help you follow through
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>carrying weights like slave so you can be graded by others slaves that want to drill you
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>>564998098
Did you see results in the year?
Do you use creatine?
>so worth it
Yeah keep rubbing it in that I have no living space I can barely do Pushups in my room and even if I got rid of my TV and second desk it wouldnt be enough
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>>564998218
Hijacking a bit here sorry but I am curious. Are rowing machine a decent workout if you don't have a lot of time ? My work is pretty random when it comes to working hours and I hesitate to go to the gym scared to be judged, sue me. so I've picked one up for dirt cheap.
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>>564998032
I've been doing pushups and stuff while dropping SC for randoms :)
It's important to not just be a lazy neet 24/7
Being able to put in some work in your room is a big boost for gainz
I need to grab my curl bar from my home gym
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Has the spore burst strain showed up lately? Never fought them in a tank. Normally the bastion is nigh invincible on bugs but the impression I get is all the exploding bugs would chew it up.
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>>564998192
I would assume they'd be butchdivers in that case, if 'twinkdiver' means we're keeping in line with the gay-terminologies, but you'd probably get more people saying musclemommydiver desu
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>>564998208
>No one saw it coming
>Roadmap literally told us we'd get two new biomes
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Obliterated my rotator cuff a couple of months ago over doing pushups because I was determined to get to 100 and ruined all my progress. Rather, I have gone backwards.
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>>564998192
then you're a based muscle mommy enthusiast
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I love the halo rifle but the lack of a larger magazine is awful
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>>564998208
NO ONE SAW IT COMING
>It's the most basic bitch terrain ever
bruhh
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>>564998609
>helmet taken off
>boner lost
simple as
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>>564998208
Some of these sloptubers man they just be makin shit up. Some stll will stretch the gape until 10m
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>>564998625
just cheat and mod it to have 60 rounders and 900 RPM like i did
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>>564998625
yull niggas are seriously too dependent on drum mags fr fr
>>564998693
fair, and normally I am like this too
however, a cute face is a cute face, and I cannot afford to be picky when it comes to hd2 art I actually like
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>>564998208
>Eagle Pineapple Strike
>Orbital Coconut Strike
>Refreshment Rearm
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>>564998608
kinda the same
my right shoulder is like arthritic or something from years of bad posture and goonmaxxing, it hurts to raise it above my head
i'm hoping to get like a pullup bar or something installed so i can do deadhangs and hopefully train it so that there's like muscle to cushion the joint or smth, idk i'm not a fitness doctor i just know you can't regrow cartilage
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>>564998208
>NO ONE SAW IT COMING
THEY FUCKING SHOWED US THAT IT WAS COMING YOU DUMB NIGGER.
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>>564998447
Did you see results in the year?
Yes.
>Do you use creatine?
Sure, but it's just the cherry on top.
The most important thing for skinnyfags to do is figure out a way to eat more and ideally nutritious stuff. You can't get gains unless you have surplus materials to turn into gains. Also, if you really can't find a way to have equipment definitely do as that anon said and find ways to attach extra weight to yourself when your own heft becomes too easy.
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>>564999212
It doesn't hurt when idle anymore but I'm feeling pain after like 6 girl pushups. This fucking sucks. At least I still have jerkin' it.
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>join d10s
>do main objective then leave
>"bro map clear??"
>lobby full of 150s
Fuck you, don't make your lobby public if you dont want to deal with me.
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>>564998129
folk, that wasn't me, and the fact you think it was says a lot about our friendship, I will remember this
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>>564998451
idk I row with my backpack, but really you arent training a whole lot only doing that i think
Even my routine is missing some calf and forearm workout, I guess im gonna buy a small weight for my forarm, backpack is just too big to effectively do forearm, or maybe im retarded
>>564998608
whelp my left shoulder is always cracking since before I ever started exercising
I usually go untill I physically cant anymore training to failure
hope that wont be my fate
>>564999212
rough
my left shoulder and wrist click whenever I move them, but they do not hurt or limit me (yet)
Joints suck
>>564999342
>Yes.
elaborate a bit, i am curious to what at home training can actually achieve like that
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>>564999548
I would give her butt trauma, if you know what I mean.
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>HMJEET
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>>564999596
>whelp my left shoulder is always cracking since before I ever started exercising
You sleep on your stomach broski?
I'm NTA but that's what's doing me in
Constantly sleeping on the thing fucks it up little by little ig
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>>564999596
>>564998451
Yea, it's mostly for me to keep a decent weight. I am planning to grab a bench with some weight later to tune my body more effectively.
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>>564999773
i cannot sleep on my back heartbeat is annoying
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I have never found a hacked game to get more super credits despite hearing how common they are.
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>>565000097
you post about it everyday, we know
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>>564999596
You sound like you're in better shape than I was when I broke so you're good I bet.
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>>564999329
This biome just looks like the swamp one but with different trees
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>>565000137
I'm new to it. I just heard the chinese diff 1 games all have it but every one I joined was them actually playing the game.
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>>565000097
Just do it yourself.
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>>564999329
Relax anon it's called search engine algorithm optimization :)
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>>565000097
Post a lobby
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>/hdg/ Weight Lifting General
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>>564999716
NO, THE BOOTY IS MINE, IT BELONGS TO ME, YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BOO-TEE
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>>564999596
>i am curious to what at home training can actually achieve like that
Just enough to make me hungry for more, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten all that equipment. I think you're being too neurotic about going to the gym anyway, you'll be fine. If it at all soothes you, finding a more niche location than the planet fitness type commercial slop will already keep you away from 99% of the dregs.
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>>565000347
This but it's pile's AMA
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>>565000347
Just 1 or 2 more days and we'll have something new to complain about. Just hold on, people!
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>>565000526
Doomfags are FEASTING RN
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>random calls down bastion
>drives it like it's a car
>tell him he can turn it in place if he stops moving and holds the strafe keys
>he doesn't understand
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>>565000476
> If it at all soothes you, finding a more niche location than the planet fitness type commercial slop will already keep you away from 99% of the dregs.
I think there's one nearby to where I live, I'll try it out next month then.
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>>565000347
We have to carry the weight of ArrowHead gamedev on our souls every day.
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>>564998208
I want all sloptubers to die.
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>>565000476
Planet fitness is the ultimate fag gym
I mean that literally
They're having nasty gay sex in those showers every night
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I'm literally White
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>>565000741
Randoms are never beating the allegations.
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>>565000526
Can't wait to see that the missile pistol is medium pen. That will be fun.
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>game guard finally detects something fucky with my hd2
>opens up a website
>it's just begging to me to send the logs myself
Is this nigga serious?
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The missile pistol/pisstile/pee gun is going to be anti-tank, right? Surely they are not going to release and inferior version of the grenade pistol.
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https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steamcontroller
>Available May 4th, 10:00 am PST
Anon, will you be sticking to mouse and keyboard or will you try the Steam controller's gyro/touchpads to shake things up?
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the cremator is getting kneecapped
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>gamepads
what am i, retarded???
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>>565001268
kek yes. They literally cannot ban you. An anon was posting the cheats here every other thread and attached screenshots of official HD2 staff mentioning how it's impossible to actually track players down due to the nature of Steam's API.
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>>565001296
>missy pissy
And yes it will be gar-bage. A sidearm WASP with like 4 shots.
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>>565000168
idk man
im fat and out of shape and possibly slight gyno
>>>/fit/77225914
>>565000476
its gonna be a steep road for me
>>565000476
my local studio is literally called Mcfit
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>>565001405
>"Fixed a bug that caused the Cremator to deal an incorrect amount of damage."
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>>565001372
I'll be boughting it when it goes live

Although the d-pad looks ass so I'm not expecting HD2 to be a good fit for it. To be honest I don't know how consolefags input stratagems at all. I'll test it in a lobby here.
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>>565001554
That's not bad man
You already have some visible definition to work with
Just keep at it and add more weight when ya can
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My prediction for tomorrow is
>Enemy damage to vehicles decreased
>Tank HP also decreased to the point it's as flimsy as the mechs
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>>565001372
mouse and keyboard is a crutch.
steam controller is a crutch.
Helldivers 2 is meant to be played with a ps5 pro with a dualsense controller.
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>>565000097
>>565000303
see this is why you never get into hacked lobbies baka
no follow through
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>>565001268
https://youtu.be/dvln4gDcUnk
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>>565001861
Anon, this game doesn't have a tank vehicle.
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Fuck predicting how good the warbond/content will be
What's your predictions for the bugs they'll add to the game tomorrow?
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>>565001851
This is my best angle, from others angles I look way worse
Last summer when I rode my bike home shirtless my coworkers laughed at my wobbling ):
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>>565002226
I'm 90% sure there will be a bug that fucks one of the vehicles over
Also climbing gets broken even more
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>>565002226
just a reskinned bile titan that acts the same way as the normal one but farts when killed
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>>565002226
>bugs
>plural

Oh you sweet summer child...
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>>565002456(me)
wheres my pred charger and bile titan sweden?
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>>565001836
Judging from the early reviews, the controller is easily disassembled and repaired. Perhaps it's easy to replace the d-pad.
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>>565002543
>Oh you sweet summer child...
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITTER WINTER ADULT
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Predictions on how much it will cost to buy the superstore items that come with the warbond?
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>>565002226
>Laugh emote still muted
>Snake divers still in the game
>Hellpods cannot be steered on any terrain
>Several primaries and support weapons are suddenly unavailable
>Enemy reinforcements are fucked on eradication missions again
>Cities during attacks still show up as destroyed
>Vox engines are now completely silent
>If a reload is interrupted, youwaste another clip on the next attempt
>Half the warbonds are now missing their preview pictures
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>>565002661
free because super credits are free.
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>>565002661
400 for the armor
200 for the helmet
175 for the cape
150 for the background
350 for the grenade
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>>565002226
Now this is good discussion content.
Personally I'll wager they fuck up the lighting in some big way again, like the stupid glow thing when they added the caves update, since they're adding a new biome.
>>565002661
I'm actually going to put my 2 cent in predicting NO superstore content and the excuse/makeup for that is that they're removing superstore rotations.
Swedes already worked their fingies to the bone getting their April content deadline in 3 days before EOM, and you need more than a warbond+biome+reskinned titan?????
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>>565002734
Piles literally attributed malicious balancing to rogue actors in the studio.
I have no hope that any of these bugs can be quashed as it seems no one fucking talks to each other at Arrowhead, or have any systems in place.
>They've fixed bugs before
How many old bugs have returned with new updates?
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>>564961296
I am only excited for the Missle Pissle and Thumb of Approval. Oxygenator? We'll see how FAS it is.
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>>565002760
>Bee me
>Use the CE SC resupply table for a while
>Sit around 2k because it's a pain in the dick
>find new menu
>afk auto drop
>Dam breaks
>43k sc and 100 D1 lobbies later
I am at peace
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>>565002734
idk if technically a bug but a lot of emotes when used as victory poses have a really janky bit at the end of their animation making them look retarded. Guarantee that will NEVER be fixed.
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>>565003252
Mind sharing the link to the afk one? never set that up and want to guarantee me and my friends never feel compelled to give a single cent to sweden ever.
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>>564998208
a pineapple 500kg would be a interesting stratagem if the malicious coding didn't target the player
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>>564976706
>a fucking mid warbond is worse than vox engines
legitimately what is wrong with you people
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>>565002226
>flag and pummeler locked due to a previous build being uploaded
>patch notes state that the mantling bug has been fixed, and it actually has been (undocumented change: supply pods are no longer climbable)
>the trees in the new biomes cause crashes if too many of them are destroyed in a mission
>hellpod steering is so fucked now that there is a chance the reinforce sends you so off target you land in a completely different mission area
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>>565002734
>Cities during attacks still show up as destroyed
This one gets me
Like when's the last time we've seen the fuckin civilians
mega cities are my favorite biome :/
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>>565000097
one anon hacked SC passively while we played normally start posting lobbys nigger
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>>565003302
You mean the head twitching to the left at the end? That's only been in the game for a few months now but you are probably right. They have never fixed the way the cape snaps around and defies physics when you enter the hellpod. Or the way the pelican flies through terrain, erratically oscillates back and forth or flies past the super destroyer floating in the sky that it is supposed to be taking you to during the extraction cinematic.

It's all these things that really make you believe they never play their game and make it really feel like you are playing a hanky piece of shit game.
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>>565003454
Just wait until one of those modded lobby dudes comes around
I'm a guest so to speak so i don't feel like i should be allowed to share it sry
Gotta gatekeep at least a lil bit
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>>564998032
I haven’t been going to the gym as much since getting my rog ally z1e but to be fair I went nearly a year without steam after my ‘eck broke
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>>565002226
The bug where the game endlessly prompts you to swap weapons if you're using a weapon with infinite ammo will come back again for like the fifth time.
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Alright I finished unlocking everything and kept ten thousand or so SC in the bank for the future. I can't believe I spent more than a hundred bucks on this game. Fuck arrowhead.
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kys
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>>564998208
I'm waiting for someone to edit that pineapple 500g with an upside down pineapple.
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>>564976706
This isn't the correct chart and vox engines were fine + cyberstan was an upswing that people loved despite the issues. The downswing was losing cyberstan in a railroaded way. Also the halo warbond being 1500 was never an issue either, just the fact that it sucked but the hype overshadowed that.
Also-also it was called "into the untested". That being a very low point is accurate, though I'd say it was even lower than now since the game was basically unplayable for a lot of people and there were the rumors of it bricking computers AND then no fucking content for like 3 months.
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>>565002226
>flag missions bugged due to new biome
>a few weapons unnavailable due to a reload bug
>one true flag broken again
>charges even more quiet
>new bile titan dosen't register damage appropriately
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>>565003776
Let me run to a gas station then I will host.
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>>565002226
Oh boy, okay.
>People will be super hyped over the Gallant because it's a medium-pen Knight. But people forget that the Knight had atrocious recoil, combined with it being medium-pen this thing might be pretty uncontrollable.
>The Pisstle will probably be disappointing to be honest. If it was a heavy killer, then that'd be the first thing they'd show off. In reality, it's probably just a harder-hitting Warrant.
>Honestly betting on the Expendable MG being just OK. MMG strength at best.
>Lumberer will be the strongest mech in the game, no doubt about it.
>Shield mech will probably end up a meme pick.
>Only the light armor will actually matter, unless the speed buff is quite significant.
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>>565003896
Yeah I think it's a keyframe at the end of the animation or inbetween that and the idle animation they left in because swigs are too stupid to fully trim the anim keyframes.
Basically it's like if you copypasted something but forgot to highlight the last bit of the final word like a reta
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>>565004356
>Only the light armor will actually matter, unless the speed buff is quite significant.
Didn't they say they changed and/or added another effect to the armor passive?
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>>565004692
>Oxygenator, due to the high ratio of oxygen in the suit's rebreathers, makes the wearer 50% more susceptible to fire damage.
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>>565004017
For a game that you've played for probably 2 years at this point, $160 spread across that time amounts to around $5 a month. You pay ten times that for your internet bill.
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is this festering pile of dook getting updated tomorrow or what?
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>>565004947
You're hired.
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>>565005049
the difference is my internet provider generally gives me what I paid for
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>>565005049
My Internet is free because I live in a first world country.
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>>565005083
Same. And I'm not even going to complain about it because it'll be free. I feel like I've relinquished my right to complain about stuff from now on.
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>>565004947
This is actually cool so AH wouldn't do it. If they tried they'd accidentally make it so you become immune to fire damage because the retarded swig fatfingered a "-" and made it a negative value.
Since that bug would help players they'd then have to disable it for about 4 months to fix the one line of code.
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>>565002983
They are such lazy fucking retards holy shit. I hate Swedes.
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>>565005303
>if it's free you can't have an opinion
cuck mindset lol
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>>565004947
>somehow the armor speed boost ties to the buff agitators give to bots
>if someone brings this passive it exponentially increases the speed boost for the bots when they get buffed
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>>565005376
lol knowing the stupid swiggers they'll actually make it so that the suit passive is team-wide and everyone is instantly KO'd by a single flame particle.
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Lobby get in
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243243673216/76561198071306508
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>>565002983
>no superstore content
They can charge an extra 600+ SC just to sell extra shit that used to be in the warbonds, you think they're really going to pass on the occasion?
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>>565005636
It would be so fucking funny if they removed new Super Store stuff for them to claim that they're putting it all in the Warbonds, but then the Warbonds start being only 70% as big as they are now.
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>>564999196
kick ass
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>>565005631
3/4
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>>565005631
fvll it seems...
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>>565005636
You think they were testing the waters by putting the sweeper in the store, turning a 1000 sc warbond into a 1400 warbond?
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They should unironically add something like DRG's Elite Deep Dives as "hardest content".
>goal is to complete an entire operation in one go,
>no changing loadouts between missions
>reinforcements are for the entire operation, not per-mission
>difficulty ramps up for each consecutive mission
>you're rewarded with a unique title that shows how many times you've completed it
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>enemies takes seconds to be on fire after walking on my fire zone
>helldiver walk on embers for 0.01 seconds
>Spontaneous combustion
I will go on a crusade against Sweden and rewrite history.
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>>565006067
I agree. There's so many ways they could provide a challenge. I posted about wanting a D11 with very limited reinforcements in a previous thread, I believe that it would force Helldivers to stick closer together extremely efficiently as ever getting caught off guard could mean permadeath. Of course, this would be impossible with randoms, but that's the point, a difficulty in which you need 4 seriously skilled and trustworthy players to complete.
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>>565006067
That sounds good.
So this will never be added to sneedivers
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>>565005636
>an extra 600+ SC
Entrenched division: 910
Redacted regiment: 810
Python commando: 1010 (!)
Dust devils: 810
Control group: 860
Force of law: 810
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>>565006067
genuinely do you morons not have anything else going for you in life that you're so focused on being a HARDCORE TOP 0.1% GAMER in a swedish slopgame?
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>>565005546
Ah that's def possible. To add: Only if you're the host. Despite the fact people will figure it out and post it on reddit within 24 hours of the update it'll still take AH 8 weeks to fix since "they can't replicate the bug" (i.e. don't understand how host p2p works)
>>565005636
The one "good" dev would rather burn any goodwill AH had left condescending on reddit than put down the surströmming and type like 10 sentences ala
>"setmaxrank: 1000"
and
>"setmaxshipmodule rank: 6"
>"name: magazine_motivator" "maxmagazines: +1" "price: 500 common, 250 rare, 100 super"
And so forth, to satisfy OVER A YEAR of complaints about no endgame content. Don't underestimate their laziness.
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>>565000741
>trying to explain neutral steering to normies
be glad the FRV isn't a manual car
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>>565006412
Uh oh. Somebody's getting mad over opinions.
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>>565006412
shut up shitter go back to playing d5 with your eruptor crutch
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SC '"farming" lobby. Bugs or squids is the most alterable, but we can still play bots if people want to.
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>>565006412
God forbid there is SOME KIND of difficult content in this fucking baby game. It won't happen anyway so you can stop crying.
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>>565006412
>everything that could possibly be added as content is ONLY FOR HARDCORE 0.1% GAMERS thus not worth adding
hey piledshit. shouldn't you be answering questions on reddit?
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>>565006412
>oh you bitter surströmming chud
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>>565006412
that anon didn't even say it would be locked to a specific difficulty. to me a perfect implementation of this would be having a toggle in the lobby on d6-10. hell, just do it off the bat on d1-5 as well, why not.
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>>565006547
This is how you get easy SC? How does it work?
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>>565002226
SC hacks will be fixed
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>>565007004
You join my lobby and play the game.
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What if the deep dive operation rewarded supercredits for winning? Even a paltry 10 credits. The monkeypaw would be no more supercredit pickups.
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>>565006547
Is there a guide to this? (so more than 4 people can do it at the same time)
Not even asking for myself, I already grinded the supply drop SC cheat a bunch.
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272
No such thing, you're paying for it one way or the other
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>>565007014
right now got the fuck you got mine mindset i have 80k sitting on my account shouldve have cheated while you could've have
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>>565006067
That sounds like it would require the swiggers to put actual work into the game instead of warbonds. They should ban you if they knew how!
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>>565007153
Helldiver DeepDives would be nerfed to D6 levels of difficulty in the following review bombs.
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>>565007205
the menu says that running multiples instances will make it crash
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>>565007205
>this?
The SC or alpha swarms?
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>>565007332
Stay strong anon. I will join one of these tomorrow.
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>>565007332
>>565007420
I mean so other people could host using the same menu, assuming it's not some paid shit or whatever
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>>565007553
From what I understand, the dev who made the menu went bunker mode in his server, to the point that other discords that leaked it got its member automatically banned. Hence why it's not spread easily. You can find a catbox in the archive with a somewhat up to date version.
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>Liberate city
>Get a huge chunk to progress
>Blob loses interest in planet
>Progress resets back to 0
>City remains liberated, making it harder in the future to free the planet
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>>565006547
I have over 70,000 but I can join if you want to fill it.
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>>564996848
the clown shit is already old and I've only seen 3 clowns
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Roughly 14 hours until Exo Dogshit drops.
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>>565007809
Reminder that the pajeet DM can make the cities go back to the enemy at any time, he just chooses not to because you're not allowed to liberate a planet outside the MO
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>Arrowhead: "We don't like to change things because you people get mad at us!"
>Arrowhead: *Nerfs things people like for no reason
>People get mad
>Arrowhead: "Woooowwww see?"
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At this point an AI chatbot controlling the galactic war would do a better, more entertaining job. Probably because it would actually let us win or lose.
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>>565008430
A 13yo would be a better GM than those retarded niggers at this point.
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>>565008642
Swedes are mentally 13 already, it's why they're so spiteful and vindictive.
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dead game
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>>565008753
Yeah but a 13yo would actually not be a coward and would stomp our shit once for all instead of slowly toying with us to farm Izzat.
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>>565008767
Maratranny, your game can't even get more than 18k players online in a day.
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>>565008767
It's not dead but fuck me Arrowhead is trying.
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died in a manner more embarrassing than those indians getting electrocuted by power lines while carrying metal sticks
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>>565008767
It peak at around 37k players today, that's far from dead. It's also far lower than the 450k it once had. This game could be thriving if AH wasn't retarded, instead its merely doing alright.
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>>565009724
Should have used jugaad more, bhai.
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>>565009983
Every big update the game jumps back to around 200k+. Its far from dead, but the wasted potential is too strong to make it shine as it should.
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>>565009724
Insane deflection.
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>>565009724
Cartoon rubber coating.
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>>565009724
Classic grenade launcher moment. I'm not even mad when it happens.
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The amount of times I'll get stuck on a piece of invisible terrain and die is too high.
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>>565009724
The new hotness is videos of indians drowning in comically small volumes of water whilst other indians stand around gawking at them as they die.
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>>565009724
Why is your grenade blowing up with such intensity? I initially thought it was an ultimatum.
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>>565010371
I've started waving my aim around while running forward over jaggy terrain to engage the auto climb that sometimes only works at a 45 degree angle. Fucking jank.
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>>565010157
2/4
We're waiting for (You) anon
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>>565010371
>trip on nothing and ragdoll then die
>get stuck on invisible terrain and die
>get stuck on invisible enemy and die
>shoot on invisible terrain and kill myself
>spam the stim button but my character won't do it and die
>try to reload my weapon 3 different times, try to fire, weapon not loaded so i die
Please feel free to complete my list of swede jank that got you killed, anons.
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>>565010594
Oh shit, you're right. I also thought that.
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>>565010676
>Die because an enemy phased through terrain or corpse that is solid to you but doesn't exist to them so they can hit you through it and you can't shoot them.
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>>565010676
>>spam the stim button but my character won't do it and die
Its become muscle memory to leap and stim. You wont get staggered out of the stim animation while leaping because thats more realistic in arrowheads mind.
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>>565010676
>Get ragdolled into the terrain/walls and die
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>>565010371
I've recently learned that standing in ankle height water is akin to courting death.
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>>565006412
>babyraging over theoretical completely optional high-difficulty content
>most likely because anon wouldn't be able to beat it but ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY ON EVERY DIFFICULTY LEVEL WITHOUT ANY STRUGGLE
Lower the difficulty
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>>565010896
It can save you from ragdolling and/or big falls, its funny.
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>>565006540
The Eruptor is a crutch?
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>>565010676
>press key to switch weapons
>it didnt switch
>press key to switch c4 to detonate mode
>click and i throw another c4
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>>565011098
>>press key to switch weapons
>>it didnt switch
And then i shoot my friend with my eruptor instead of my stim pistol and we both die. Happened more often than i'd like.
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>>565010157
FVLL
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>>565006412
Your first mistake was assuming the nerfnigger actually plays the game
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>>565010676
>switch support weapon to primary
>whoops it was actually your secondary
>fire ultimatum
>get blown up
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when do the updates drop? I want to see the patch notes.
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>>565011043
Yes, so is the RR
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I think we can all finally admit that OhdDough was right all along
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>>565011349
about 14 hours or so idk
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>>565011416
What are the non-crutch alternatives?
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>>565011438
Is this CoomissarKike?
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>>565011098
>>565011178
>>565011213
I think it’s because you’ll get shot or otherwise staggered and it cancels the switch. I can at least look at the icon on the bottom left to confirm but what fucks me more than anything is pressing 4 to pull out a grenade then trying to switch back and not knowing because it doesn’t change the equipped weapon icon. Even more weirdly yeah it seems to pull out the wrong weapon sometimes especially when switching back from a grenade
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>>565011609
>Liberator(no mods)
>Peacemaker/Redeemer
>Frags
This is the only loadout you should run
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>>565011728
kek
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>>565011728
Frags are not the default, no? It's the high explosive
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>>565011438
He'll come crawling back to helldivers like he always does
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>>564961296
i just realized how shitty the watchful compatriot banner and cape are
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>>565011438
A dauntlessfag can never be right
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>>565011846
He never said hes going to quit.
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>>565011210
There's nothing in that post about nerfs, faggot
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>>564972564
Are you the guy that told me to switch my armor to TE for your gay larp or leave?
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>>565001372
>STILL no release date for the Steam Frame
HURRY THE FUCK UP GABEN
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>>565011802
Fug you're right
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>>565011961
>Man that needed a reason to justify not liking someone latches on to the most obscure reason to not like someone
Many such cases.
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>>565001372
I'll buy it either way because i'm shit of the shitty bluetooth with both the xbox and PS5 controller. Also it has everything i want in a controller and its cheap for what it brings to the table imo.
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>>565012126
Being a schizo ain't much but it's honest work
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>>565011438
>pedal
it's peddle, just saying
also he will probably still stream hd2 but not put up a review video
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>>565002226
>Lumberer will instantly kill itself if you shoot the flamer and walk backwards
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>>565001372
I have a Steam controller 1.0, the pad was never very useful outside of steam overlay, but even then the nearby mouse was still better. My current controller has a gyro, and I tried to make it useful in elden ring but it just feels awkward to move the camera with it.
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>>565012049
They gotta finish the x86-to-ARM translation layer first. Almost there.
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>>565012126
Yeah what does dauntlessfag even mean?
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>>565012548
>>565012548
>>565012548
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>>565012523
Lmao the bone
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>>565012427
>flak cannon detonates on your own shield if you shoot while turning
>every piece of shrapnel will magnetize to your mech, killing it instantly
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>>565012543
people who play games I don't like are faggots is what it means
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>>565011438
Why does /hdg/ hate OhDough exactly? He pretty much called AH out on their retarded bullshit before the rest hopped on the bandwagon and he actually seems to be skipping the Warbond as well.
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>>565010676
>bile titan flies twords me
>lands misses
>leg does a 180 and decapites me
>ruins my deathless run
death to sweden
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>>565011802
Yeah but everybody is pretty certain that was a mistake, since the basic frags have the Helldiver logo on them and at the time were a straight downgrade on release. Frags should have been the basic starter grenade, and the HE grenade should have been in Mobilize.
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>>565012780
discordtranny seething and/or sloptuber territorial pissings. might even be the same guy, who knows
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>>565006547
3/4 we lost one, going to do an Activate Termicide Control System mission.
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>>565012780
it's literally one guy seething about him lol he doesn't even have crazy or stupid opinions unless you spend all day sucking swedish cock
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>>565014203
failed
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>>565013224
>discordtranny
>/hdg/ anon seething about discordtranny
>wouldn't even know who the guy was without being on discord
takes one to know one I guess. Everyone here is a closet redditor/ discorder/ steamerfanboy/etc. I swear
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>>565014336
fuck I forgor I crashed, reposting in next thread.
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>>565014370
not my image friendo
nice projection thoughbeit :)
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D10
bots or bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243248745707/76561197999417031
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>>564963565
What the fuck is wrong with sheeple like you.
You're a mindbroken blizzdrone, aren't you?
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>>565016359
Poor and brown detected!
This website is not for you - go log off and find work so you got food to eat, nigger
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>>565016359
he is an Indian ragebaiter,ignore it,he isn't white and he is no som of yakub
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>>565007264
>mald
In case you were not aware, this is not bluesky or reddit.
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>>565011438
>yall
>pedal a review
Is this soi retarded?
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>>565013224
Reminder these clowns lurk here. Irons1ght is so obsessed he's looking at year old posts here from December 2025.
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