>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>564915849
I had a fun and lengthy session in upper ainsel, an invader joined in nokstella with a name asking for frozen maggots and I tried to separate him from the full radahn set host at first so I could give him like 50 from my inventory, he was very grateful and did a couple extreme repentances but the host still murdered him without rest, then later I got killed very embarassingly by some danish bloody finger and I still feel ashamed about it but at least I guided the host to the grand cloyster grace before dying
erg is finished
>>564983557Stop posting this every thread
>>564983557the ergtree stands tall and firm
thread lapp'd
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomei have one, "don't". do something fun instead of crushing your balls for big number. especially if you play with randoms.
>>564983783
>>564983793idk it's pretty fun once you get used to it and you don't lose on the password in 2026
>>564983837I miss him so much bros...
For the anniversary they'll show off stats again and it will show nobody plays the DLC characters anymore so they'll be forced to buff them
>>564983793High streaking with randos in D5 honestly must be impossible. The amount of disconnects and laggy games and in game breakdowns when you get beyond 50 is agonising. Then in randos you have people who flat out refuse to play if someone’s build offends them. I’d say rando streaking is only possible if you duo
did I cook with this one
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>>564984260iskys is one of the best players in nightreign and I think he struggled to get over a 100 streak with randos
when the ergies are threatened, the report bell tolls...unearthing the local janitors from their graves...
>>564984464I watched him for 1 game and he's fucking dogshitDude wastes so much time, he checks both the rafter boxes in the after basement talisman room
>>564984403I like to use character skill buffs allies it's a fuckload of damage for a lvl 0 scan
>>564984557ER was so shitty it generated almost no invader memes
>>564984641internet humor changed
>>564984619I fail to see how that isn't based.
>>564984403It’s not the worst but I feel that scholar and executor can get away with no attack ups and more hp ups since the crux of your damage will come from status. If you want to feel like more than an awkward executor then I’d put the ally buff in their somewhere
>>564983609The faggot maggot threadshitter can’t help himself please understand >>564984557>>564984641Weird dsgtroon images
>>564984641This guy got mindbroken by a video game.
>dodging mystery bosspussy
>>564984641>gutsanyone has that one "evolution of guts" pic
>>564985665You'll post it for us in a moment don't worry.
>>564984619I do this early in the run because items can really clutch an invader camp, I noticed this other streamer, Dudley, also wastes a lot of fucking time checking everything in a POI and almost never joins his teammates properly
>2 sessions in a row>physic>cast regen>host evades it by having zero patience>cast again>misses again>host diesfor fuck sake. i shoulda been a red man.
>>564984557>>564984641>>564983837Up for a good start
>>564985713You seem upset
>>564985923About what?
>>564985785you talk like knightbro... mhmm...
>>564986032whichever namefag you're thinking i am i assure you im not them, because I have no name.
>>564984641>>564984557kino images
>>564986153xhe is not a namefag though I just like to call xhim that
>>564985851don’t talk to yourself
>>564986394Your general is gone and never coming back
dsgers have an inalienable right to conducts postings on erg as per the fsg agreement of 2025 we are here to stay stupid ergoyim
>>564984641>it generated almost no invader memesThe one it did generate will be infinitely funny for what it did though.
who was Velka anyway. patches mom? the bird?
>>564986851What's supposed to be funny about this?
>>564986957Miranda-like. >>564986851God damn these were hilarious.
>>564986782can i dsgpost even if i have never opened dsg?
>midlevel invasion>max level phantom in full verdigris alternating between Lusat's casting and RakshasaI swear I find more of those at this range than at meta.
>>564986782the ergistanis can't read brother they will never recognize our posting rights
>>564986782Lovely brown delusion
>>564987101Easy early game armor so you'll see it alot.
>>564985665You triggered him and he's on his mantras now
my husband wants me to say something racist on /erg/….
>>564986758>t. spammer who killed dsg
>>564989308tbf, "ds3 is gods gift to mankind" posters killed /dsg/. the discord groups and threat splitting was the final nail. and it will all happen again when duskbloods comes out, or AC gets a dlc, or sekiro gets a dlc, or bloodborne. you get the point.
>>564989308 (me)Meant for >>564986782 and >>564987131
gg dreg, I shouldn't pick undertaker with my current power level being below Z tier
lmao crazy greg gg gg
>>564989831you're beautiful
>>564989958You're beautiful
>>564989695>>564987140
>>564982672recc me a nice mouse that’ll hold up against all the furious left-clicking i do in these games i’ve already burned thru two mice and i’ve no skill nor interest in soldering
>>564990196>>564986664
>>564990349>>564985923
>>564990341>>>/g/csg
>Zorgawd's erg streaming career took off>T*rr and Trshit both crashed and burnedWhy did they fail while Zorgawd won?
>>564990697ye that’s my home board-ish but i was hoping i’d get a second opinion from u guys
>>564991007no mic
>>564990493>>564986758
>>564991045I've been using a Superlight Pro for years. Big brands like Logitech are obscenely overpriced though
1/3
>>564991118>>564987140
>>564991007so basically it all began in 1984
>>564991007Zorfat looks like a complete loser but has some social awareness and actually seems to care about other people other than himselfThe other two are worthless attention whores which is already icky from the get go
>>564991192hrrrrmmmmm damn logitech that’s the exact stuff i whittled down over the years, bout 3 and counting. already am using a superlight knockoff at the moment though but… hmm….. maybe 4th time’s the charm… let’s see
>Retarded chink giantsflame Revenant doesn't help the entire expedition because he's looking for sealsIt's D3 so this is easy to get away with but this shit happens every single fucking time, all of this shit would have been solved if they could just have catch flame as the starter for them to cheat into or improved o flame's range so it wasn't liquid shit
>>564991357>reusing it twiceYou lost. Concession accepted. Back to your dead general (which you killed yourself, freak).
ice dragon bitch spawning in africa was annoying
>>564991803pretty much
>>564992051fire rev is bait. You'll destroy caligo but the entire expedition will suck. Just constant FP issues and the slight chance to not find a giants flame seal. Not to mention doing no damage to the night bosses or crater magma wyrm. tbf if you're stacking fire damage though there's no way you wont find at least frenzy or godslayerslop though.
>>564992063>schizojeet delusion hours has startedpottery
>>564983837Nasty third world post
protip: if you're gonna dodge balancers you have to do it BEFORE the game starts
>>564992815Oh no no no...
>>564988534First good post in the thread
>>564991007He has been extremely consistent for like 8-10 months. Almost every night at the same time with few days off. He also is very good at speaking to people while playing, and talking to himself when no one is chatting. There are no lulls in his stream which is what you need to keep people watching.
>>564992063bodied that faggot maggot
>>564992815i was wondering what happened there.
>>564991357Got his ass here can't even lie
where the FUCK are our boss weapons?
fromsisters... we are in trouble
>>564992063>>564992956>post rape samefag meltdownkino
>>564991007zorfat used to be a teacher and you can tell he's taken some sort of lessons for it because he'll call everyone by name repeatedly and give an encouraging response no matter the comment but anyone who's above 18 will see the hollow empty characde for what it is
>>564993428Finally. This company needs some competition to shove a bladed dildo up their tight jap asses so they remember they can’t just keep phoning it in. Hopefully duskucks bombs and then they really kick things into high gear.
>>564993428can I ask totally sincerely why I should care about this metric at all? I have zero interest in crimson desert because it lacks any multiplayer play
>>564993503 (me)Meant for >>564993172>>564991357
>>564992815holy hell thank god I stopped after that ED dogs cause I would have been tilted losing my winstreak to that, especially after I managed to tie my previous record.
>>564993652>This company needs some competitionThey'll never have any
>>564993652it doesn't sound very likely that player retention is something that matters to the studio as much as the millions upon millions of sales already achieved thanks to sustained hype facilitated by streamers and popular culture, I think you cannot seriously expect a change for a long time since fromsoft titles will sell on brand hype alone, let's go on a gambling website anon and put money to it that duskbloods will sell as much as nightreign
>>564992815name?
If fromsoft cared about player retention they would not put that sentinel at the beginning of the game.They are gatekeepers and I hope they never stop doing that.
>>564993513Streaming is a performance where people put on a persona to be entertaining.
>>564993697See >>564992783
>>564994143if they were gatekeepers true to miyazaki's original vision the game would have started in west weeping peninsula and it would have taken you hours upon hours before even being able to reach stormveil gate
>>564993513>but anyone who's above 18 will see the hollow empty characde for what it isis it that bad?
GgQuick bit laggy
>>564994349Hey anon, how are you doing today anon, good to see you aroundis it that bad? Welllll I don't *think* it's *that* bad, but that's just my opinion on it, it could very well be that it really is that bad but who knows
>>564993513>They're NICE to people!>That's FAKE and HOLLOW!
>>564994629Seems like usual work conversation really
>>564994349No lol. The discord is just forever salty someome being nice succeeds where they failed.
>ummm zorblard won you heckin chudNo. No he didn't.
>>564994978ImpressiveVery niceNow let's see anon's stream numbers
>>564994679no it's kind of true and a necessity to survive streaming and especially to survive being a teacher in this day and age, if you put your full true heart into every little interaction with an audience (which is totally meaningless and transient to them) then all you'll achieve is a speedy exit to early and dreary burnout
>>564994301Go for >>564992063
>>564994978Imagine losing in the video game. Real ergoys never lose the video game.
>>564994139terrjeeta
>>564994139either bjark or clumsy
*terrgawd
>>564995051Careful, you’re going to make smee cry again
>>564994978who is crodie unc blood yappin @
>>564994762Work conversation is shallow and if you play along with it for long it starts to drain your soul
>>564992063 (Me)Meant for this brown tard here >>564995095
>>564995469>successful streamer uses work conversation while working>parasocial reject gets mad the conversation isn't more personalYikes!
>Hackazaki plagiarizes Berserk at every opportunity>still no berserker armor in any From gameWhat gives?
sent that freak flying well done
>>564995751they are just in their edgy teen phase and one day with a fully developed frontal lobe anon will understand that people play the social life game with certain strategies like we play nightreign with certain relic or weapon usage if the intent is to easily win
>>564994978AIIIEEE Shape of Night-sama spare my lifeI miss Brynhildr
>>564995918>>564986664
>>564995751Got his ass
>>564995897There’s a limit to how much exactly they can rip off
>>564996040Its more that Zorbie works as a mirror darkly for our namefags here. He's playing the same game that they like to play here but he gets championed for it while they get eternally hazed.
>>564995652>>564987140
>>564996040>I play my social life like a video game with strategies!Cringe statement from someone who's never worked a day in their life. Maybe you like to imagine passing speech checks when you beg your mom for more tendies
>>564996451>championedAre we reading the same threads?
>>564995751>>564996451i want to sleep but it's hard to do so with the flashing from those nukes
>>564995897Solitude is the legally distinct Berserk armor.
>>564994978Meanwhile vs D0 Gaping Dragon
>>564996451nobody champions zorfat for his inability to win D4 games
>threadly replyjeet mass-samefag threadshitting meltdownKino
>>564996507>>564996930
>>564992815dont think anyone actually tried to dodge, we all got booted due to desync bug and session just ended
I wish that we would do things together besides queueing in Nightreign.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWp-bgKX0fU
>>564992815>>564997079someone was clumsy here, am I right fellas?
>>564997196what you want is to join a discord and you adopt it as your friend circle
>>564995237Don't talk about yourself terruck, you lost.
>>564997367No.
victerrious
>>564997460okey then, why do you want it to be this place?
little console troonie grinding the humble grossmesser for pivipi
>>564997543so it can be like a discord server but also a public space so i can feel what its like to be the popular group in school
>>564997367Everyone here is friends and loves each other
>>564997778I love you
>>564997765sounds like a lie
>>564997765we are popular, we are living lavishly and posting on erg
>>564995221i don't think i've ever intentionally dodged tbqhwyf
>>564997543>>564997765God forbid something ever happens.
>>564998160>evergaolwrong fucking one dipshit game
>>564997765if vg is a high school then erg is a back corner of the school used for a course that doesn't exist anymore and that people don't think about other than the weird kids that go hang out there, and the only popular kids are the succesful streamers and they are all elsewhere
>>564997778tsmt
GgHundo streak complete
>bjark is back and playing guardian
>>564997078>>564985923
>>564998310oh what like a movie night? or a mutual masturbating session? sorry that you're too strange for discord and groupchat cliques to want to welcome you but this place does not serve that purpose that you are seeking
>>564998490i didn't pick up a greatbow :)i just cast whack>but you could do that better on multiple other characterscorrect
>>564998401congrats, now aim for 200
>>564998401proof or it didn't happen
>>564993513>>564995751>>564996593>>564997384This.
>>564998930
>>564999191Not randos, doesn't count etc
>>564998614you bonked, you unga bunga'd... here are some internets you heccinchonkerinoboi.
>>564999191based afraid of combat hundie streaker
>>564999343thanks pal i appreciate that
>>564997778I love everyone except Trish whom I would not smile for.
>>564999191>starting stonesword key so Practice can't hide it and drop it somewhere when nobody's lookingsmart
>Starting from D2Yeah, no
>>564999295I don’t duo so I couldn’t be bothered with that. Though I did have 36 games with practice
>>564999191Good job carrying creasy!
>>564998380>guardian
>>564999191>started from d2?????
>>564999640Is this creasy guy really that bad, I feel like the entire thread shits on him
>>564999720YES!!!
>>564999720there are worse player than xhim
gg pink balancersparrying with lag is funny, I was getting both the parry and the hit lol
>>564999629shitterfraud cope
>it's now possible to have a bjark+creasy lobbyhide your streaks
>>564999720he's really not, I like the write ups but he let anons get to him about it
>>564999695He's implying you deranked then did the 100 like that somehow invalidates it more than anything else that would invalidate it.
fear not the dark, sis, and let the feast begin
Fear not the HRT, sis, and let the transition begin.
>>564999907trying to parry with trish host is a fool's errand
>>564999907gg mohg got rekt, i don't see how ironeye mark is any less bad than balancers shit does so much damage
We should shatter everyone's streak so we can rebuild a new order, one that radiates warmth and kindness of Gold
>>565000019Isn't the whole point of the winstreak to do it at d5 only?
>>565000327No, but thats because there is no point in doing streaks. You make up whatever criteria you want since you are already making up criteria instead of just playing for fun.
>>565000219it's ok, the stagger was short enough that I could get the crit just in timebut I had to take a sippy every time so I could only parry for as long as I had flasks
>played with practice 242 timesat that point you're basically duoing
>the one shitting up the thread over ironeye mark was trishhe's still seething at practice? lol
>>565000000>>565000001>>564999999>>565000007
>>565000482most everyone here has a ginormous number of people they play with due to the pool of players being so small lol
>>5649995232 of my games are with randos and 4 more are D4 on the password. Would need 7 wins for a full D5. I tried to do the 0 to 9999 thing but got bored when randos kept quitting and went back to the password. I would like a full 9999 index which would be 46 wins but I’m not that stressed since hundo was really the goal and I don’t think I’ll be tryharding as hard going forward
>>564998560>>564999916
>>565000514I hope somebody griefs him as him pathetic simp out of nowhere again
>>565000318photograph of me upholding the golden order
>>564999191Sludge also plays Rev, Executor and Recluse. Wow she's just like me.
>>565000514Nah I just got done playing ironeye and damage felt same as balancers>>565000770it could be (You)? rise, o ye tarnished
>>565000563I've seen you dodge balancers nearly as much as practice, you're just as much a fraudster as trish with her duo que.
>>564999191>no iron eye or duchessKinda impressed
let's just conveniently ignore that me and tinpo didn't duo every time for the sake of the sister narrative
Duchess is a very silly character
>>564999854Actively playing? No. In erg history? For sure
Duo queue is fine if you don't cuck the red playa and swap loot. All things can be conjoined
>Actively playing? Nonope, check your blocklist
I have never made a deal with Libra ever
>>564994773But zorban is a member of said discord
>Voice chat advantage>Ability to just pin and convince your duo to go wherever you need ignoring the third wheel's needs>One of the duos is always the blueYeah, no
>>564999191>Didn't do it with randomsYou didn't beat the gameI know people shitpost with this line but I'm being dead serious
>>565000858I actually never dodged balancers, they’re pretty free with beast claw. I also played them at a bunch of different periods in the streak lmao. I did dodge a cupcake game (mystery), a Trish game (heolstor) and a dogs game after I’d played them a bunch the previous day.
>>565001304>always the bluewhat do the colours mean? are they not chosen at random for the players?
>>565001348>he's seriousOh my god lmao sludgejeeta is so cringe...
>>565001051You guys act like a duo even if you're not literally duo queueing any more though. I might as well just not even play if I queue into you guys
The worst player in Elden Ring history vs the worst player in Elden Ring today
>>564998490Liar, there's no Miquella ai pictures being posted in the thread
>>565000902beastslopping is on the same tier, probably worse
>>565001310Its a valid criticism. The odds of "getting carried" with randoms is significantly lower than on the PW. The worst the pw has is a few serial floor huggers, they might not carry but they are rarely a detriment to success.
Heard enough. Sludge merchant is officially S tier
>>565001348Good job getting to 100 wins with creasy!
>>565001348>beast clawOk you REALLY didn't beat the game
>>565001440you don't play this game, prove it, I literally dare you to show an expedition with me
>>565001348>Im going to get a big streak>on the pw>while dodging and blocking the bad players>spamming beastclaw revlmao
>>565001548S tier among the C tiers for sure>beastslopLOL
>>565000743>>564997384
>>565001396Blue is the hostIf you're playing with a duo you will always be red so if they're being super buddy buddy that's the tell that they're a duo
>>565001396Blue is host of the session, green is the second in queue/host's duo, red is thirdGreen and red are the ones who may experience the full scope of the excellent fromsoftware networking
>>565001464>De facto infinite FP>Ult lets you revive 3bars and makes you immortal and you actually deal damage unlike the bird>Ranged>AoE>Physical so you don't get cucked by damage typingBeastslopping is unironically the strongest build in the game, period. Even haloslop cowers in fear, and it's only even available at level 7, beastslop starts at level 1. Beast claw seriously needs to be removed and replaced with pocket sand.
>>565001796very interesting and good to know, my wylder pointed out to me early on after release that I was always green and I thought all along that it was just a funny coincidence
>>565001348>I did dodge a cupcake gameDodged...
>>565001682I think 9 of my wins were with beastslop. Everyone else who has done the 100 has used duchess or ironeye so I don’t get the problem with using something from time to time. The only players I had blocked was sens who said something along the lines of he doesn’t try when he sees me using something which I couldn’t be bothered dealing with and Trish though I did play one game with them.Maybe one day everyone will experience the feelings of winning and not losing
>>565002464Yes yes sludge now you are an epic S tier and they are jealous happy now?
>>565001453hehe videogames
>>565002887>highest solo streak: 30
but the show must go on
>>565001440Blocking solves this issue.
>>565001920>Beast claw seriously needs to be removed and replaced with pocket sand.Pocket sand will be broken open and turned into metaslop just as quickly, cast animation is fast and can be repeated, it's also even cheaper than beast clawFor anyone with a beastslop build already made, pocket sand can be no less of a usable spell if they can do positioning
>>565002931hngggg
>sludge is statistically the best executor on the password and twice as good as terrDark times, he needs to return and set this right
>>565002931Nobody missed you, Bjark.
>>564999191Nice. My highest win streak is 4 and I have 120 something games played total.
>>565003280i didn't ask
I've only lost 2 of the last 100+ games on the password. Think my streak got chopped off at 55 or so. I'll let you guys know if it gets past that again
>>565003280got his ass here
>>565001920oh no no no sludgexisters... beastslop and carried by ergawds...
>>565003091>Not a charged incantation>Low rangeIt's not even close anon
>>565003450Atleast the only thing chopped off from you was your streak. Some people here wish it was theirs dick instead.
>>565001737>>565003381
>>565003280I missed bjark
>>565003649I'm a girl lol
As a beastslopper with a CE tier build I can at least tell you the Nightlord fights themselves can be very hard especially if you're used to only meleeAksi the damage falls off a lot by the end of Night 2, you still have to know how to play passively or else you'll get one tapped, I only pull out beastslop against bullshit like ED Libra or ED Balancers
>>565003954Is this sludgeypoo from erg?
>>565003954Theres nothing wrong with beastslopping its a fine build for generic revenant.
>>565003782Contrarian.
my fingies hurt from spam-buying relics to try and get a unicorn
>All these sub 100s seething
>>565000563>translation: tried (and failed) the flawless challenge and used it to boost 100 streakso lame...
gg white birdssorry for bullying the scorpion charm off you, didn't realise until the nightlord fight started you wanted it for red balancer
>>565003954this is my beast build desumight change the evergaol one with something
Who's winning the twerk off naked and oiled up, ender lilies or sludge?
>>565004458ggs, yeah I hesitated because it was my red balancers catalystbut I'm a parryGAWD now so I didn't need it
>>565004551grass
>>565001348Queue dodge = admission of defeatinvalid streak
>>565004551go outsider
>>565004738Dodging queue terrorists and trash is fairplay for streaking in the erg guidebook
>>565004982one game with creasy is worth 50 games with trishpo
>>565004982dodging trash is fair play if you do it for every trash game and not just the hard ones
>>564999191>starts from D2>picks slop Rev for actual hard bosses>queue dodgingThey're calling it the most fraudulent streak known to man.
>>565004982List of queue terrorists?
>>565005143All the 100 streakers are frauds except Shifty who turned into sea foam and disappeared after reaching 100...
>>565004982Finally a trvke>>565005062Creasy cancelled an adel tornado with raider this morning though
>>565004458Can you please use fist duchess again?
>>565004982that implies that Practice dodging every balancer game without a pocket duchess was a valid move
>>565003708>>564992796
>>565005143Sadly it’s probably the most valid streak we’ve had. The rest just use duchess or duoed
did anyone get today's wordle
>>565005496i still use it? although for balancers i won't because it's a lower damage build
I’m worried Sludge is making people more aware of how broken revenant is and every game will feel like a D0 game going forward
>>565002464I'm pretty sure I said I don't try when I see you on your balancers recluse relics. Which to this day I think is justified. You must have had me blocked for a while because I haven't seen you in weeks except for a balancers game you or the other guy dodged, after which I assume you re-blocked me kek.
My highest streak wasn't duo'd thoughbeit
>4 million murk spent>still no duchess improved character skill attack power line + night invader lineAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565005796But I like when you use fists
>>565005821I hope everyone realizes black flame is S tier
>>565006006>blew his fortune on NOTHINGDeserved. Never sell, nigger.
>>565006006Ult enemy charge refused to show up on any decent non-deep relics for the first 800 hours of the game for me
>>565003091Pocket sand is basically melee range and has hitbox issues because it doesn't cheat like beastclaw and the multiple projectiles actually all need to hit. It's way, way less abusable. Still good mind you, just not broken.
>>565006114Godslayer rev is a lot of fun. Unfortunately starting with anything other than beast claw feels like complete trash. Scuffed ass character.
>>565006114sorry but i'm team frenzy
>565005745>565004236>565003330I almost feel a little bad for you, please join some lgbt elden ring/soulslike discord already and you will receive all the attention of the kind you want there
>>565006126what did he mean by this
>>565005634>admitting a loss is more valid than people playing the gameWeird cope.
>>565005993No but you use Ironeye
>>565006297Learn to quote retard
>>565003450daddy hubby?
>>565006297xhe was banned for posting illegal contenthave some empathy, chud
>>565006762Her name is pointtosky now
gg croc dem mark + gravity combos
big streaks are no longer cool or impressive thanks to lame c tiers scraping some. Sooooo lame...
>>565007068shut it, simpo
>>565006924pedophile faggots deserve less than zero empathy
>>565006762groomer-pedo*>>565007026pajeettosky*
leave me out of it
>trashpo even when duoing, playing 15 games a day and spamming double balancerslop duchess couldn’t beat GAWDLIKE merchant to the 100
>>565007385i agree
these ergies have lost the plot
>troon merchant already hyping xherself up after the most fraudulent streak in /erg/ history yawn
>>565007904actually i have the most fraudulent streak in /erg/ history thank you very much
>>565007794I agree that you should kill yourself.
>>565006762>>565007026The GOAT…
>>565005605>>565006297
>>565007904>>565007225Stop being negative
>>565007056Clumsy is so cute
>>565008294Don't talk about yourself.
>>565006297Marge what did xhe mean by this
>>565007904Don't be mean to her
i gotta get my chicky nugs from the oven in 10 minutes so i'm gonna go afk for like a whopping 1.5m
shit no one cares about award
540 immunity and incant mogged by lake o frot tysm
>>565008653do you have them with ketchup or some kind of sauce or just dry?
What's up gamers?
>>565009481Hi Marika!
>>565009481hello dung eater
Don't worry guys I'm on my way to 100 and it's gonna be the most legit streak ever
>>565009364sweet baby ray's bbq sauce
Maybe they should do a collaboration with Sega and make Sonic from Sonic and the Black Knight as well as hatsune miku from hatsune miku into guest nightfarers
>>565010189skins at least like this would be kino and justified since they already have retarded solaire in the game
Not losing D1-D4 with randoms is a legit achievement, so many divas and people making retarded decisions in lower depths, that shit can cost you a run and even in D5 one griefer can fuck you up massively
>>565008480>>565008362>>565009793lol
>>565009793I’d be surprised if you can get a 10 win streak together
>>565011181Duchess has become chinese
>>565009948not bad that's my go to for hot dogs
How do I get a legit, non fraudulent streak on the password?
>>565011445>on the password
>>565011181uggy qipao
>>565011689ew!
>>565011689handsome protector of his wife whom he loves monogamously
>>565011445Play the game and have fun.
Why do weapons lower their AR when you two hand them
video games!!
>>565011829This this this
>>565011913Only fists and claws do that? Its because their default standard attack is a double hit when two-handed, and the AP number you see in the inventory is the value of the first unmitigated light attack.
>>565012062Excuse me where's the text on his shirt that says ''A black woman is speaking listen and learn''
>>565012120You forgot twinblades
I require a nightreign fanart of revenant cuddling with wylder, revenant has her head on the top left of wylder's chest, held close to him by his bent arm which is typing on his phone with both hands, Wylder himself is shirtless, and as he types on his phone his left hand is resting on revenan't head and she feels the motions of wylder's fingers typing which is making her smile with eyes closed, wylder laughs and says "watch this one" but revenant is still smiling with eyes closed
>>565011445No beastslopNo haloslopNo playing IroneyeThat's it, that's all you need to do.
>>565012526twinblades also have double hits when 2h so they work under the same logic
>>565012675You forgot Duchess cctroon...
>>565012526Can't remember the last time I picked up a twinblade and thought 'I want to use this'. Meanwhile blood/frost cragblade star fists got lookin' for the nearest mine.
>>565011982gg, fun melee time!
Crunchy
>>565012062this man holds his revenant close and pats her hair and tells her it's going to be ok and that she doesn't have to worry about a single thing!
>>565013085There's so much fanart of Executie and Revcutie specifically...
>>565012569@grok
>>565013085>Noblewoman and xher brown servantbased
>>565013184Neeeeeed....
>>565013393Revenant isn't a noblewoman she is a doll
>>565012569
>>565013214>wylder x ironeye>raider x duchess>guardian x recluse>revenant x executorAll canon btw
nice thread ergies
wylder revy is a barf pairing there i uttered it
>>565012892Poleblade's good. That's about it. I guess the godskin peeler is okay for easily activating successive too.
>>565013576>>565013531>lorelets and cuckold posts yikes
>>565013576>>565013802>>565013214Talk about turdie cope
>>565013802>wylder revy is a barf pairing there i uttered itYeah, because shes a childlike doll, and Duchess exists, meanwhile let's not pretend pairing Rev with the brown furry cross-dresser is any better lol
>>565014050If you don't know by this point that revenant isn't Chloe then I'm not even sure what you're doing here
>>565014318Some people put in 2k hours and don't touch the remembrances. Strange lot.
Can someone explain to me why these guys have a hate boner for executor x revenantOr anything to do with executor really
>>565013549this is what miquella does with his extra arm?
Rev looks the same age as Duchess she’s just short
>>565014484Wyldjeetas mad there is not even a fraction of the revenant x executor kino fanart
>>565014721Don’t talk to yourself freak
>>565014721I mean, I think there's alot of wylder x revenant art but also it's silly to get worked up over this everytimeWhy can't we all just get along and ship in peace except wylder x duchess that's just weird
@schlop poster
>>565015198true it's wylder x ironeye and duchess x raider
>>565015198i would argue shipping the skirt wearing furry with anyone is weird too
I can't get a streak off the password because I won't know if any disconnects break the streak or not because it'd be too small to override my current streak
>>565012892Twinblades feel great with Wylder because his hook allows for easy running attacks from any range.
>>565015198>>565014484newfag or playing dumb to bait?>>565014940you curbstomped the exedailt, well done.
futa revenant?
>>565015383Executor is friends with the nightfarers and they are his comrades in arms he is not a villain so it is reasonable that you can ship him with the others>>565015761I simply wish people stopped fighting and complaining over such trivial mattersAll ships are welcome as long as it's not incest
>>565016096The only Nightreign character who gets any decent porn for some reason.
let's all be honest this ship is simply the best
>>565016563americans are so cool...
>>565016167no one said he was “villain”. he’s still the weirdest of the lot.
https://youtu.be/bVSRHuTYl_U?t=16m32sTHESE NIGGAS SUCK PURE ASS
>>565017491ozoku no yuki is hard tho
>>565016167Executor isn't a villain hes just a weirdo. Think back on your friends group growing up, there was that one silent autistic guy that never stuck out but you guys got drunk one night and got jumped and he was the only one to fend the goons off and said nothing about it like a weird anime protag. Then when you finally ask him about his interests after 10 years of hanging out hes of course a furry.
It’s so fucking funny how obvious Ranni is the main characterNot the player Tarnished
So does /v/ just hate Elden Ring now?>>>/v/737758074
>>565018398>Think back on your friends group growing up, there was that one silent autistic guy that never stuck out but you guys got drunk one night and got jumped and he was the only one to fend the goons off and said nothing about it like a weird anime protag. Then when you finally ask him about his interests after 10 years of hanging out hes of course a furry.This literally never happenedImagine unironically befriending a furry lmao
>>565021154I mean. Radahn was beloved and then he wasn’t. Miyazaki has no one but himself to blame.
>>565021154Don't link /v/ threads here you fucking retard piss off
>>565021405He gets desperate when his nemesis doesn't show up like he expects.
>>565021154/v/ hates every game. they're finally returning to their roots
>>565020914Thinking about Ranni's blueberry
>>565021617Someone post the butthole pic
>>565021494why do you talk in riddles you dumb faggot
>>565009793Kek same
gg red worm, always wanted to try killing it oncehad my 3+ axes activated too which is funny
>>565022957we do this
Powerful
>>565021154Because From dropped the ball, obviously>>565021838No
anyone have that comic about wylder and duchess fighting ed libra but libra summons duchess in a sailor uniform who incapacitate wylder and duchess runs at libra with the grafted greatsword? i cant find it
anyone here will buy the steam controller
>>565024209cc would need it for her small hands
Chadahn won
Undereye
gg Looks like I'm not as washed as I thought
>>565025753why does he look like the 'zuk doe
gg i love goat
>>565026167aryan genes
>>565026167nah bluds got less of a square jaw than 'zuk
>>565025753won the most raped reddit character award
>>565025753>Resurrected just so he can take it up the ass>Literally nobody likes the actual fight and when it was leaked everybody though it was a joke>All this shit retroactively ruins the original fightWon the bitch ass contest perhaps
gg gregbeen a long time since i gbow'd
ggpost
>>565027147Wish you could cancel the animation with a jump like in the vanilla game, the long ass animation is not worth it
>>565026258>memeryan His dad is a poc. Radahn is mutt pilled.
>>565024209I'm thinking about it, but my DS4 also has touchpads and I don't use them a lot
>>565027147Nice legs
Face it.The Radahn+Miquella thing totally ruined the legacy of Elden Ring, Nightreign was just the stone coffin.
>>565028197it was the cherry on top to close out an excellent comedy game
>>565028197>every erg regular leaving>every artist having a mental breakdown>lore youtubers collective suicide>pvp players stopping uploadsit was crazy...
It is said that when the Scadutree crumbles from its core that it will scatter across the entire realm of shadow.
>>565021494made him very angry here
D3 is fucking insane. Every single round it's a pair of lowskill, shit relics retards who quit the moment it gets hard for a second. Then I'm left with my rank points on the line in a solo run but without the auto-revive that solo play usually offers. And I get hugely penalized.
>>565018398>>565016808>>565026571>>565026986>>565028197>>565028274
>>565028274It really helps to see ER as a fantasy comedy game. Yeah. Just look at all them rolling goats… the jar people…
ggdel
>>565029447it literally is, a literally who wakes up one day, then the world tree is on fire? it's actually so funny
It’s going to be goofy as fuck seeing those burger king heads on the big screen when I watch the elden ring movie tbqh
>>565029659they're gonna pussy out and not commit to miyazaki's comedic vision
>>565029630
>>565028274>>565029447>>565029630Sooo fucking funny
>>565028374The amount of people shaking their heads violently in denial over the Radahn fight leak was the best part, honestly. It was like a genocide.
>>565030397>It was like a genocideIn a way, it was.
Can I use creamapi to unlock the DLC on my boughted copy of nightreign and just play offline/seamless coop? Randos are worthless anyways, got the itch to try one of the new characters but I'm not paying for that shit
>>565030397It was too offensive to handle>Radahn>With janky animations because it wasn't the final polished patch>And now he has Holy and Bloodflame powers>And he's a true God>And it's a Lothric+Lorian repeatIt was truly horrific. I believed it was fake too.
lol what a suicidal dragon
gg pot trolls
>>565030397Stop shaming the people who thought it was fake they were truly innocent souls
>>565028197Nightreign saved Elden Ring for me
>>565030953i remember wanting to think it wasn't real either it sounded like such an obvious joke, one of the boldest fuck yous they ever gave, literally historic
>>565031091This. >>565031084>innocentIt's fanfic tier. Radahn but who mastered two more kinds of magic and is a true god and miquella is gay for him? And the animations were broken/janky.
>>565031091Then you are a fool and I also hate you
>>565030953>Brooo the leak is fake, the player isn't even using new DLC spells
that went smoothly
>>565031248I only thought it was fake because of the slightly unfinishedness and the fanfic dogshit idea of Radahn getting TWO new kinds of powers AND being the final boss who's also gay for his brother
gg red birdswas worried i'd have to use gr*vity w*ll but a last second slicer saved me
>>565031248I look like this and do this
>>565031212t. pontiff troon
>>565031179The people who thought it was a fake leak were too pure, trusting and good natured to see the horror for what it was, while all the jaded fags immediately knew it was legit
>>565031345 gg postwell coordinated
>>565031394I though Radahn was fake and then I saw the Messmer fight and I 100% knew it was real
>>565031502Undertaker build?
>>565031394You had no reason to be so jaded. Miyazaki has never done something so fucking cringe as making the climax gay incest where one of the characters gets given two snowflake magical power masteries ontop of it while also giving him canonical FASTER THAN LIGHT attacks and movement. I'd call it a shitpost but I thought Miyazaki was proud of Elden Ring, unlike his clear disdain for DaS3 and the shitposting he did in the DLC
Sorcery of those who abandoned the practice of incantations after devout faith rewarded them with only despair.The caster wounds their own flesh using impenetrable thorns grown from the Scadutree, which then sprout from the earth.This sorcery can be used repeatedly.The image of the twisted Scadutree is an edict:Denounce their ways. Do them harm.For they have abandoned us.
>>565031179>>565031319>>565030953When you put it all together like this it really makes me wonder if they didn’t outsource aspects of it to literal whos because goddamn is that bad
Nah. I’m always going to make fun of all the morons who coped about it being fake. I don’t care if it has the threat of causing cardiac arrest or an aneurysm.
>>565029748they literally will and the reasoning will be “it’s too le goofy and not dark and gritty and mature like we le want it to be!!!”
>>565031671It looked fake. I wasn't thinking >THE REAL BOSS WILL BE COOL!I just couldn't handle the shock of suck hack trash faggotry. Even though they tried to justify it in the lore, I still think if I went in blind I'd have been fucking PISSED.
If the movie is about pre-Shattering, written by G.R.R.Fatfuck, would you watch it
>>565031618>Sorcery of those who abandoned the practice of incantations after devout faith rewarded them with only despairFunny how sorcery and incantations truly are interchangeable things, just coming in different forms and flavours. The blood sorceries in turn are academics who had turned to blind (literally) faith. Hornsent incantations cosplay as sorceries. Amber is distilled life while glintstone is ambient life. Etc.>The image of the twisted Scadutree is an edict: Denounce their ways. Do them harm. For they have abandoned us.Wow. What the fuck did I do.
Broken and faded, threatening to dissipate entirely.
>>565031581>Miyazaki has never done something so fucking cringe as making the climax gay incest where one of the characters gets given two snowflake magical power masteries ontop of it while also giving him canonical FASTER THAN LIGHT attacks and movement. >ontop of it while also giving him canonical FASTER THAN LIGHT attacks and movement. Miyazaki is a retard who hates physics. He thinks light is literally time (Dark Souls). He thinks you can parry bullets (Sekiro). He thinks staring at the moon is more intelligent than staring into deep space (Elden Ring).
>>565031574it's ok I guesscould use a better yellow
>>565032357I'm not mad about the realism. I'm mad about how gay and fanfic coded it is.
>>565032357please take it a little less literal and view it as reanimated poetry
>>565032139Idk maybe
To see the passion fade is to see the dancer's flame extinguished.
I still believe that Miyazaki wasn't even involved in SoTe and his name was only used for the marketing because if it was shit you could blame it on whoever worked on it
>>565032357Amazing post.
>>565031574Why do you keep asking this are you braindead or something, do you think the relics are suddenly going to make you good playing her
>>565032676he really wanted it to be like the energy of fanfiction and it overtly had a female appeal energy because of him, it was his revenge for what happened to the original vision, and was inspired by erg ryona fanfics
>>565032357>He thinks light is literally time (Dark Souls).They’re deeply intertwined despite not being the same thing. It’s the limit of causality as we know it, other than the expansion of spacetime (the container or facilitator of causality). To an antiquated society who had knowledge of such a relation (this alone is quite impressive), it wouldn’t be too shameful for them to see the two as one and the same, isolated from the nuances and complexities of modern day levels of understanding. It’s also an entirely fictional fantasy world. >He thinks you can parry bullets (Sekiro).Because it’s fun. This one is actually funny. Since Sekiro takes place in the real world, albeit fantastical. >He thinks staring at the moon is more intelligent than staring into deep space (Elden Ring).I believe we’ve already been over this.
>>565031581>You had no reason to be so jadedGo fuck yourself
>>565033132Nothing in his history in games comes close to what he did in SotE. He ACTIVELY SHITPOSTED FOR TWO ENTIRE DLCS during Dark Souls 3 and it wasn't as bad as this. He literally directly mocks the idea of DaS3 and shits on the player directly. A fine Dark Soul to you secondary-kun.
Does anyone actually bother getting to NG+7 or max RL? Not just in Elden Ring but in any of From's games? I mean legitimately, obviously. Cheatniggers need not reply. I mean, I do. But I'm curious if anyone else does too. I imagine most people just make a new character when they feel the itch to play again.
>>565032139Nah it would be retarded>>565032357> He thinks you can parry bullets (Sekiro)That’s just classic fictional superhumanity, all the protagonists have some trace of it
>>564984557>the fake gettyimages watermark
>>565032807brvtal post
>>565031581>canonical FASTER THAN LIGHT attacks and movement.It’s not. The Tarnished can react to him and his attacks just fine, the same Tarnished that can get hit with arrows and and litany of other things that aren’t near light speed. It’s clearly just generic fictional light shit that doesn’t behave anything like actual light.
>>565033282>Nothing in his history in games comes close to what he did in SotE. It was truly the Season 8 of GoT for gaming I cri every tiem
>>565033796>NG+7Probably not. Maybe at most NG+2 for the achievements>Max levelQuite a few people. Albinauric genocide happened for a reason
>>564984557I never posted in dsg and I vote that this is a good post
>>565034054>It’s not.Yes it is. >The Tarnished can react to him and his attacks just finAnticipation is not reaction speed. He has lightspeed attacks. It's in word of god canon descriptions. >>565034058It's wild. He left himself a bunch of fun threads to follow and he decided>"nah, lets have my Attis clone be gay for Radahn and he's like also made of the corpse of mohg and has light and bloodflame powers and can move faster than light and Miquella is riding him and can brainwash anybody into loving him"When he could have pursued all sorts of other angles like the Fell God or Godwyn or whatever else. Instead he got dogshit fanfic and then cucked on major lore or true followups on anything else. All we got is "Marika betrayed and genocided a culture to ascend".
gg greg I promise dragon raid was just not showing up in my game I wasn't just fucking around
>>565033796Why wouldn't you? This is like fighting the Nightlords but not at D5
>>565034087>putrid corpse is #2What? I almost always run past those guys because they're so tanky and don't drop anything good.
>>565034313>Yes it is.it’s not.>Anticipation is not reaction speed.Good thing that’s not what it is. > It's in word of god canon descriptions.It’s called flowery language and things not meant to be taken literally. You know, that thing both Miyazaki and George are exceedingly fond of. You know, like Radahn holding back the “”””””stars””””””. It makes literally no sense otherwise.
gg greghe was about to do the cool hammer lines move...
>>565034552>It’s called flowery languageNope.
>>565034541it's been know to happen don't sweat iti was more worried that i jumped the gun to go get it since i wasn't host, would've laughed hard if it wasn't there for me either
>>565034593Your concession is acknowledge and accepted.
>>565034313>All we got is "Marika betrayed and genocided a culture to ascend".What’s funny is that in the base game it was positioned as the Eternal, not the Hornsent. My leading theory was that she was an artificial god made by the Nox, similar to the false divine child of rejuvenation in Sekiro, who then betrayed them. A golden silver tear or something. Her title as ‘the Eternal’ and her ability (her ‘mischief’) to shapeshift added to it. Her ties to the Numen of the Eternal, too. But apparently it was a different culture altogether?
>>564986851I don't get it. Am I supposed to know who Knight of Crail is?
gg gigagote
This thread is kinda boring can you guys say or do something interesting?
>>565034783Oh good point>>565034743I didn't concede anything. They said it's Lightspeed shit. Not me. It's more than the name of the attack. The description says so too.
Bleh!
>>565036507us on the bleed build oomfie
Ranni is literally the smartest and the most powerful character in the lore. Sorry. This is Miyazaki’s opinion.
>>565037345Marrying her dad anyway
>>565030953>>565031170>>565031179>>565031319>>565031581You are adorable. But you still believed it. And for that, I’ve beaten you.
“Heh. I’m so much better for recognizing the stench of literal shit coming out of Miyazaki’s asshole before anyone else.”
>>565036390It’s clear you’re not going to concede on this because it undermines a large portion of your original post if you did but the point still stands that it makes no sense when taken literally.
>>565037906But you still believed it wasn’t real*
i'm so powerful...
Okay fine. I will admit I doubted it. I was in total shock when I learned it was the true final boss of the expansion. I avoided /v/ for at least a month out of shame for being one of the people arguing that it wasn’t true. I guess I loved the game too much to see what was happening before my eyes.
I still believe in Santa Claus I am so contrarian I refuse to not believe in him
i'm so weak...
>>565038928You need to perform sexual favors for everyone here to make up for your disgrace
>>565039185I do, too.
gg gaydel, waste of a grafted drop on that ez boss
>>565039282mega based I love that show so much
gg del
>>565041182>>565039282old
>>565041441well I hadn't seen it but if I had, I would be happy to get to see it again
>>565042151Me on the right and me on the left
>>565042723how about you in the queue?
>>565042723you cannot be both
>>565043086I look like the right IRL and play the left one
>>565028197>ruinedNo. Radahn is a bad and confusing blunder. But it does not ruin the base game or the DLC. SOTE is the best dlc ever made. Even with Radahn. It’s so close to perfection the only thing that makes me mad is that it’s not
all my depth relics disappeared after formatting my pc yet it left me on D3 last i played. what's the play here
Have people managed to figure out why Caligo randomly kills itself with its ice armour or is it still a mystery?
565043854bro didn’t just drink the kool aid nigga full on chugged it
gg erghorse
gg hors
>>565044206
>>564983776Ive had that happen a lot and I think it's when you break it's armor when it's transitioning with too much damage>>565044316>>565044323gg fulgawd
>>565044543meant the caligo bug
>>565044543what an adorable little creature
>>565044330This tbqh
>>565044543uoh
I’m sick of these prison gay Stockholm syndrome anons. where the fuck is tarnished edition we need newfags, casuals and fotm normies to save this general. Unironically.
>>565045183her feet are all dirty
>>565044330Hit the nail on the head
>>565045292Is there any new bosses in tarnished edition?
>>565043756Wow, so based.
>>565045406n-no
>>565043756ender lilies fan
>>565045406Just a small number of armor sets and weapons and some torrent skins. New starting classes look fun though.
>>565045608What's with the gay stuttering
The biggest fuckup of the sotw dlc wasnt gay sex, but the deflecting hardtear being a limited time tear instead of some toggle like dragonform that lasts till death
You guys have been going on about this for hours jesus who fucking cares
>>565045728He’s gay thats why
>>565046230Play Sekiro instead.
say gex
>>565044206Okay now this is epic
I want to mating press and/or pronebone Miquella
Nightreign was so bad it turned the dsg regular dangitjm into a troon
>>565047290sounds familiar, who is that guy again?
>>565047290Proof he was a dsg regular?
>>565047379He was the only black man in dsg
>>565047420Mettlemesh was black too
>>565047420there's less blacks than women in these threads
>Chinese Ironeye spams pings like a motherfucker at the most obvious locations and when he wants us to follow him>6 bars at Heolstor along with the Wylder while I only went down once>When we win I spam ping back at him and kick him, notice he's doing a little victory gestureI feel like a fucking cunt
>>565047490No he was middle eastern brown. Like Trish.
these two chineses i played with just had zero interest in listening to each other at any point and almost seemed to intentionally go the opposite way of the other one's pings
>>565047542No sympathy for chinks. Nuke em i say
>>565047579Trish is hispanic brown not middle eastern brown
>>565047419He frequently joined us at tiff
far away, across the fields...
>>565047542>I only went down onceGit gud first before bullying players with less hours than you
>>565047290>>565047420But wouldn't that mean that him leaving 4chud for discord or whatever made him into a trannyI swear discord needs to be studied someday, it's insane how many trannies it produces daily
stupid pinging IDIOT
>>565047764>i said so therefore it happened Not proof retard
so many cute and fertile girls in /erg/
>>565047747 Oh. I thought he was the guy from Bangladesh.
gg I forgor how to fight ed adel, its been so long
>>565048015who's gonna get knocked up first?
>>565047639I don't know, I have played with so many cracked D5 chinese players I kinda like them nowadays there's also the fact that they just left me alone to deal with the Augur raid while they cleared Noklateo and I had to walk all the way from there while he was spamming pings>>565047874To be fair with me I went down because the fucking lockon cucked me because I unlocked to revive them and only had the shop full HP negation
>>565047949I don’t really get anything by combing through archives trying to find his posts or the screenshots of him being killed at tiff and then mocked in the thread. So I’m just going to say you win and move on.
>>565048062ggs fun run
>>565048112probably the "my husband" spammer by some black guy
I don’t really understand how these cc and practice people play the same character every game
>>565048212>thread shitter admits defeat after getting rapedAs expected
>>565048309once cc switches to a male character practice will lose his mind
>>565048309at least cc has like 10 different builds, practice just plays the tank build every game
>>565048309I wonder how many games Practice has with Ironeye
>>565048309Cc switches up her build a lot. Practice swaps from melee to bow eye a lot too.
>>565048423>he hasn't noticed the different practice buildsheh
Cc and practice wonTrishtroon and simpojeet lost big time and will never recover
>>565048590no they all won the gay sex award bigly
>>565048309I don't really understand how these elden ring players play the same character every gameI don't really understand how these dark souls players play the same character every game
>>565048664Gay ass niggas
>>565047879Discord doesn’t really need studying. It’s a chat app that allows predators to thrive with dms and private servers and anonymous accounts and ecelebs and jannies
is vaati the only dsgtuber alumni that didn’t troon
I don't really understand how these ergiyogis keep arguing about the same thing every thread
>>565048486meanwhile every single wylder main runs some physical damage and maybe balancers
>>565044330>>565044206good jej
>>565048835For now, just wait until his wife divorces him and takes the kid away, it'll send him into a self destruction spiral
I do really understand how these ergiyogis keep arguing about the same thing every thread
>>565048221keep your depraved indian fantasizes to yourself terr
>>565048018There is no one like that here
>>565049050Anonymous Poster I…
>>565048664any fun erg stories to write about?
>>565047420That explains why he trooned out then (both tidbits)
>>565048423It’s still just duchess. You’re still killing everything twice as fast because of her skill and ult.
>>565046230>The biggest fuckup of the sotw dlc wasnt gay sexI disagree
groovy baby!
>>565048309It’s why neither will ever be true S tiers
>>565048868Oh you misunderstood me. Practice doesn't change his relics. He just changes his mainhand weapons. Sometimes he'll L2slop, sometimes fists, sometimes just plink with bows or statuses.Wylder can be played the same, he can use any melee weapon.
>>565049290>t. ydptg-tier
all that you touchand all that you seeall that you tasteall that you feel
>>565048309>Its another wonderful jobless day for nightreign >time to start my 20 hour nightreign shift essentially duoing with Practicnx>Playing the same character together for 2000 games in a row and having the seed checker open is a fun few people will get to experience >Maybe this time I’ll play a duchess that has dormant whips haha
Every day I block at least one new chinese account in D5. D5 is only 5% of the playerbase, how the fuck have I not run out of chinese to block?
>>565049023Kirrykip and dingjeet are the blacked spammers tho
Can the person trying to bully the two best players off the password please stop
>>565049656Someone sounds a little grumpy.
>>565049656>You will never have 20 hour NR shifts with your neet gfPractice is so lucky…
>>565049892You tell em sissa!
>>565050014I'm not sissyduck
whoaaaheaven let your light shine downWHOAAAAAA
>>565049656trish...
>>565049656I more just see them as like max level AI characters. Like if I get them I’ll win fairly easily and the run will be a bit soulless but I’m still winning so I’m not that annoyed
>>565048664Kill yourself faggot
>>5650498672nd and 3rd best*
>>565050056only shifty is allowed to post that picture
>>565050282We're only counting non-relic cheaters
>>565050282Temmie is the best. She carried me in dreglord
>>565050336Yet we allow Practice seed checking cheating
>>565049702It’s all 3 doe
>>565050336>we're only counting ironeye and Duchess crutchers and queue dodgers so valid
I will admit I don’t mind Practice and cc separately but seeing them duo is a bit weird of behaviour when they play the same characters
>>565050484I do not care.
>>565050479ypdtg>>565050391ypdtg>>565050484ypdtg>>565050185ypdtg>>565049656ypdtg
>>565050484Meh, let them do what they want. They clearly are weirdos but if they’re having fun then whatever
>>565049656Cc doesn't seed check
>>565050646>mindbroken
>>565050674>>565049656and neither does practice, obviously its a dptg faggot trying to stir shit up because they hate the very existence of nightreign because it put their tranny fc's into the dirt
Remember when cc posted their win streak then played the next game on stream with C tiers and got destroyed
>>565050646This
>we're
i cant fathom giving one iota of a shit about any of thisi just wanna play the damn video game
>>565050758>and neither does practice
>>565050646You just bodied those freaks
>>565050758>least obvious practinx cope post
>>565050778Which stream?
>>565050758the fc 1/4 posters make even trish look like a popular player
>>565050758Practice clearly seed checks
>>565051048This except I never want to see that or read your posts ever again
>>565050758There is 0% chance that Practice isn’t seed checking every game
>>565051021I know you don't have proof but what is your reasoning and deductions?
>>565051130>>565051021I've seen him ping the castle basement and immediately back out because its a red BBH
Oh yeah we're the terr oh yeah we're the trish oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah we're the cc oh yeah we're the devil
>>565050758It’s weird how some people defend or deny practinxs cheating
>>565051220I think he only checks the seed to see what mystery boss it is so he knows to keep less likely or not which is silly since it's not hard to keep it anyway
>>565051220Idiot, if you don’t understand what you’re talking about don’t speak
>>565051224Zesty with a tinge of chuddiness and suicidal tendencies.
please stop fighting about stupid bullshit and queue up already
>>565051220He checks where the day rings are
trishpo are currently online and currently trying their best in the thread
>>565051329You dont need to seed check for that. Libras boss combos are easy to memorize.
Please queue
Is seed checking really cheating?
>>565051614You don't get to see one for half the game
>>565051703Yeah
>>565051703It's lame and clearly makes routing/the game way easier. Don't care enough though, I don't even know if I'd call it really cheating
>>565051703>is minimizing the rng in a roguelike cheating
>>565051437
>>565051703trish desperately wants you to think so, and think practice mods are cheating too, because he cheats relics and wants to deflect. Like when a rape victim starts being controlling to gain back control.
>>565051849He is greedy.
>>565051161At this point it’s like seeing a Chinese cheater with perfect relic and the same curses on each and you’re standing there going >do you have any proof
>>565051710You know to hold on to, or keep looking for, LL items if you see tibia/centipede/royal rev/freja.
>>565051530They're so lame no wonder nobody likes them truly the worst duo erg ever had
>>565051994I really hope this isn't cc. please be nice
>>565051703Yes, it’s honestly as bad as relic cheating imo
Matchmaking...
>>565051703Yes, I don’t really get why Practice does it when he’s a good player but I can’t stop him from doing it
>>565051703>Is cheating really cheating?
>>565051703It’s lame and chink tier
Not as lame and low test as your crying in the thread tbf
>>565051703Bryn was awful with this, they thought because they seed checked they deserved to route.
>>565007794>>565003330>>565002931>>564999629>>565011181>>565023840>>565035189These girls exist solely to be impaled snd impregnated by revenant's colossal futa cock
>>565051703sooner or later you're gonna get the exact same layout twice in a row anyway nothin wrong with memorizing
>>565052604anonymously shittalking people you're nice to upfront is not a good look
redeem the queue saar
worst part of volcano manor is having to go down that shaft for the crit ring and RKR and the best shortcut back to that room/rykard is going all the fucking way back from the godskin noble elevator. I know it sound really spoiled when DS1 and 2 had some absolutely detritus runbacks but it's just more downtime in a game with too much of it already. I don't remember if they put a grace outside rykard but I'm pretty sure the waygate is a oneway trip.
>>565052680I can shittalk a friend's ugly shirt or their politics, doesn't mean I hate them. I get that in your whole reddit tranny communities everyone is nice about every aspect of every person but that's just not normal or healthy.
>>565052967Nice goalpost shift. I didn't say anything about not being able to criticize other people. I said that you're two-faced when you say gg after a run and then wait for them to leave to start shittalking them.
Would keeping every seed on some pieces of paper count as cheating?
>>565053068I said those things to Bryn when they were here doe.
I can't believe there are 6 mentions of my name in the thread, and I haven't been in queue for maybe 20 hours.>>565005385Congrats on the 100. And thanks for the acknowledgement that I'm not completely useless.I told you guys, if I have the means and the knowledge to cancel: I will. I just don't know how it's done with Caligo. And as much as Trish has complained about it, nobody has bothered to explain how the cancel actually works. What are the tells? What is the timing? Will I ever get an answer? Find out next time on another exiting episode of /erg/.
the brahmins are in queue saar
>>565053187If the papers have magical properties and can tell you which one you’re on the yes. If you’re just doing it as some sort of pointless autistic collection to your time wasted in nightreign then no.
>>565053335why is it my job to make sure you're not a useless annoying retard?
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>>565053391It's not. But at the same time, if you want to ensure wins, then it's in your best interest to communicate strategies with your team. Or, you can just continue to hope and pray that I learn the cancel on my own. Who knows... maybe one day it will click for me. But until it does, it's your streak at risk.
>>565053335After she does her purple tornado and creates her armour there’s a window when she scream and before she flies away or when she flies away and shoots her crystal you have to do it in the window before the blizzard comes
>>565053583...what?The purple tornado could describe the aura around her body when she powers up, or it could describe the aura around the crystal she shoots.What is "the blizzard" exactly? If you're talking about when she's flying in the air, and causing a whole field wide frost effect, I don't think there is any telling when she's about to do that. She just sort of flies up suddenly. There's no realistic way to react to her flying up, unless you anticipate the action coming before hand. So how do you anticipate it happening?Also when you say "flies away", I'm thinking she's in the sky. But then you say "and shoots her crystal", which she only does on the ground. So which is it? Is she flying? Or is she on the ground?
>>565053537The timing is different on each ult and everyone here has done their due diligence learning it, why can't you? There aren't many Raider players here to teach you either so do you expect the Wylders to look up Raider videos just to baby you?
>>565054081after getting her ice armour, Caligo always does the crystal attack that causes the blizzardhit her with an ult between those two events, that's the cancelfigure out the specifics by yourself
>>565054081I’ll try to describe it like this>phase transition purple tornado where she makes her armour >screams and makes armour *ULT ON HER HERE TO CANCEL*>flies away>shoots crystal*ULT ON HER HERE TO CANCEL*>crystal tornado finishes and blizzard starts>flies away while you take unstoppable chip damage
Reminder this brainlet redditor refuses to look at the nightlord weakness chart btw
>>565054262The boss has the same behaviors for everyone. If I could read what the boss is doing more clearly, then I could devise my own timing for Raider. So it helps if you tell me what to look out for in terms of boss behavior. Also, because I'm familiar with Wylder, Ironeye, and Undertaker's ults, if I knew the timing for theirs, I could make the mental adjustment in timing for Raider.I don't look up video guides, and I don't expect others to either.>>565054389ok. That actually clarifies things a little. So the cancel is to prevent her from shooting the crystal. That's the goal, right? Don't let her shoot the crystal?>>565054434>phase transition purple tornado where she makes her armour >screams and makes armour Wait, wait, wait. You just said she makes armour twice. Are you describing a single instance, or two difference instances? If you're describing two difference instances, then I'm a little confused, because I didn't know she can scream to make armour without also doing the crystal shooting part.>flies away>shoots crystalSo stop her from shooting the crystal, right?You used "fly away" to describe two different actions again. You used it to describe her simply changing positions to shoot the crystal, and then you used it to describe her literally flying in the sky. I think I get what you mean, but you need to find a distinct way to describe the two distinct actions.So basically you guys are saying that preventing her from shooting the crystal, is the cancel? Am I right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDlkogvpIo&t=66
>>565046230They should have just made an alternate version with a talisman instead.
>>565054994She’s starts the fight with no armour, she then gets down to a certain amount of hp and falls on the ground, creates a purple tornado and creates her armour, ult her after she screams and before she flies away.If she flies away she’ll shoot out her crystal. You can either run with her or predict where she’ll land by standing infront of her and outside her phase transition. When she shoots the crystal, use your ult to interrupt her before the crystal tornado finishes and a blizzard happens.I seriously can’t break this down any further. You should’ve seen people cancel her blizzard about 200 times by now.
remove 2bug from the game
>>565055620I’ve seen tide 5 bar to them
test
>>565055620gg and thanks for dropping me the early slicer and a lv2 smithing stone to go with it
>>565055874no problem ggs
>>565055308JEEEEEZ. You didn't answer my questions. You just repeated the same thing using the same lingo. How is that supposed to help? Saying the same thing again and again? It would really help if you answered either yes or no to may yes/no questions. Or, if you even acknowledged those questions as good or bad. Instead of just repeating yourself.So if I can decipher your archaic runes correctly, you're actually implying that there are 2 opportunities to cancel her. One opportunity is immediately after she puts on her armor. And the other is just before she shoots her crystal? Yes? That's kind of one big window, if you think about it.
we're being baited initiate immediate shutdown
>>565056146This post almost made me explode. But I'm going to be calm and simply state that I'm not baiting anyone. I would just like more clear and concise information than I've received so far. I think the one anon here >>565054389 gave me the key I need. But he didn't answer my follow up question. So I'm left with only a tinge of uncertainty. I'll just try to make it work on my own and see what happens.
queue por favor
>>565056573>>565056057what
>>565056057Ungy bungy dragon hp 60% sloppy woopy dragon make armour gloop gloop dragon yell rwoar uWu you ultimate boom doom no ultimate? cry cry dragon bye bye nyo nyo…. But! woah slowah dragon pew pew crystal shiney shiney you ultimate! v victory
>>565056612For real. There are multiple caligo cancel experts in chat, and the queue is 1/3. What the hell are they doing?
creasy unblock trish, she said she's sorry
>>565057048Oh don't bring up that whole thing again. Trish isn't sorry. You're just trying to make the queue faster by allowing us to match again.
gg goat
>>565054478Nothing is creasy's fault. If he doesn't know something then it's your fault for not being psychic and not spoonfeeding him for 6 hours straight about how one thing works, of which he will still come out of it saying you're wrong for some reason even though he was the one asking about it. Genuinely a piece of trash person.
GG Libra. Condemned annoying as hell as usual
When does cc and practice queue?
Uh, bros? Your femboy bussy shota kun?
>>565054994When Caligo reaches around half HP (there's no specific HP count where she does it, it happens when the boss feels like doing it), she will phase transition. She activates this phase transition by performing a single uninterruptible attack, which I will refer to as PCA1 (phase change attack 1). She closes her wings on herself and visually lets out this dark blue/purplish aura (the music changes too), as well as an expanding sparkling circle that shows where a damaging zone is going to be (looks similar to Adel's tornado). She then opens her wings and lets out an explosion which damages anyone near her. She also lets out a scream and continues letting out the dark blue aura even though it doesn't do damage. This is still part of the attack although it might not look like she's doing anything, even if there's no blue aura left. During PCA1, she is immune to being staggered.Once this PCA1 attack is over, she will follow it up with a second attack, which I will call PCA2. This attack has 2 variants - variant A (vA.) has her do a short leap forwards, turn around and then breathe out a crystal which she shoots with a laser to destroy. variant B (vB.) is the same as vA. but without the leap and turnaround. When the crystal is destroyed successfully it covers the arena in an unavoidable frostbite generating storm. She will decide on which variant she does depending on your proximity to her. vA. is the most common one but she will do vB. if you are too far away from her. The range for being too far away is around 1.5x the radius of the sparkly tornado visual during the phase transition attack but it's down to feel.Countermeasures to be explained in a followup post
>>565057946wouldn't
>>5650578715 hours from now
>>565057978Countermeasures:You will want to cancel the unavoidable frostbite blizzard because it's bad and I shouldn't need to explain why it's bad. To do this, she needs to be staggered (with an ult) during PCA2 as she can't be staggered during PCA1.The timings for when to ult changes for each nightfarer. I will not be able to give you a timing for any of them since I go by feel and describing it in text is impossible, but I can give you a rough explanation.The most consistent way is to stagger her in the small window between the end of PCA1 and the start of PCA2. By staggering here you won't be subject to the different variations of PCA2. This is tricky though as the timing needs to be more precise since the window is smaller and there's no bold visual queue for PCA1 ending. For Raider and Guardian this means you'll need to start using your ult during PCA1 and aim for it to hit during the moment the attack ends. The other way is to stagger her after PCA2 starts. The benefit to this is that you get a longer time to interrupt her but it also means you need to be in the right spot to cancel. Since PCA2vA. is the more common variant, you need to stand a small distance in front of her, I'd reccomend standing a few steps from where the sparkly tornado reaches during PCA1. This way when she does her small leap, you'll be positioned near her and will have plenty of time to ult. You won't plan for PCA2vB. because if you're nearby then she'll most likely leap. Even when planning for PCA2vA., Raider, Guardian and Executor will still struggle with the timing to ult because of the delay because pressing ult and dealing the damage. Wylder has the easiest time because they can jump ult, Undertaker too. Ironeye requires learning the timing but is still easy. Duchess can also cancel by ulting before the end of PCA1.I hope this has been helpful but with Raider you could play 100 ED Caligo games and still not figure out the timing. Look up a video or pick Wylder.
>>56505794610000 years of compassion
>>565058085I would rather they queue now though
too long
>>565058314I would rather get a footjob from trish
>>565057048Same guy.
>>565058314Are we griefing them today?
>>565058546you smell like a stinky diaper
is it better to poweratance or 2hand on raider?
>>565058612Whichever works best for ya.
>>565058612I prefer 2H. Charge attacks do more stance damage and you don't have to worry about finding 2 weapons.In non-DoN powerstance is probably the play though. You can just unga hit trade in base game
>>565058612Powerstancing means one less passive slot in your inventory and you lose access to charge attack negation
>>565058612Picking wylder is better
>>565058612dual wield, not power stance
@raider @revenantdrop me a full HP, please
>>565058713Doing raiders unique charged attack is more suicidal than a 30+ year old transexual
>>565058960Not really, but okay>>565058926Check the shop
>>565058960Its an easy way to own zone the game when 2 handing. Everything is easy when 2 handing with raider. Not for erg though, they think you can't play raider in DoN for some reason (skill issue).
>>565058960Have you not played raider before?
>>565058985>>565059010>>565059117It takes so long
>>565059154And then kills anything. You can't get hit when the enemy is posture broken.
It isn’t you can’t play raider, it’s that raider is obviously shitter than everyone bar undertaker
I haven't seen the white-tier full HP negation zweihander in the shop in a while. Did they hotpatch it out? Pradaktar? Sekaight? Sneeglius? Mofu? Jellyfish?
>>565059289erg memes exist because erg is terrible at this game.
>>565058926If you are nothing without full hp negation you don't deserve it.>t. damage negation hoarder
>>565059292They stealth patched out Flaming Strike Zweihander in the shop. The last time I've seen one on the field is no joke day 1 of the DLC.
>>565059325If erg is terrible at this game then how come Devil has a 300 win streak?
>>565059292Just rare because its a starter class weapon. You never noticed the shop is full of curved swords and fists and stuff like that? It'll mostly be non-starter classes because 3+ exists.
>>565059545zweihander is a coll sword.
>>565059292Elnid. Tide. John eldenring. Revenantismywaifu. Spirit.
>>565059545don't even think this is true. go show me your work. go check the shop seed spreadsheet and tally it up. until then this is creasy-tier nonsense
>>565059671You never actually looked at the shop? It'll almost never have a starter class weapon in there. Zwei isn't one, but he's right about the items themselves. You'll see straight swords, medium shields, spears and axes. Essentially anything that isn't on someone's starter kit 99% of the time. Rev is the exception where a seal might be the 1 item with the nightlords weakness element on it.
You've lost me
ggs basic balancers. I only fell three times that run. And they were all against tough enemies, so I don't feel so bad.1 against a fully powered up dog during the raid.1 against black knight kindred.and 1 against Mohg.The dogs caught me off guard, because we didn't employ the strategy of pinging when the dog's health is low. I barely just got to my dog when 1 was already dead. And then I had to dodge the little fire dogs when the second dog dies. Then I was really in a pickle.
A blue seal with discus, a sword with square off and a spear with ice spear should be added to the shopAlso queued
>>565059915As a raider main I know that pain. Free fulghor win is always on something retarded like an axe or claws.
huh huh
>>565058926lol, I'm just now seeing this message. I tried to drop you a full HP after we killed the day 1 boss. But you were already a mile out into the rain, and the revenant picked it up.Luckily I was able to find a full HP negation talisman later, so I traded you one of my full HP negation weapons.>>565059221No he's right, the charge attack is a trap. You *hope* it posture breaks the enemy, but most of the time it doesn't. You need to be absolutely sure of safety before attempting a charge. Or at least having the raw defense and HP to tank the counterattack.
>>565060087I'm not a furry but..
>>565060376>the charge attack is a trap.If you never learn it moves you 20 feet maybe. Once you know how to use it it is really good for clearing content. If you know how to play raider right you are invulnerable to damage a lot of the time because you are doing a crit on something, the charge attack is a big part of getting something on its knees so you can crit right away. Its 1 of 3 moves you should be doing all the time with raider's new moveset.
they should fuse the rolling and running attack passives
>>565059915but there are greatswords, greatshields, katanas, daggers, fists, small shields, seals, staves, hammers, and thrusting swords in the shop. dunno man sounds like you just said something retarded without thinking and are trying to retroactively justify it
>>565060927There are, sometimes, for 1 class. The majority will always be off-class weapons. Its a raw percentages game you can't ever overcome.
>>565060674Let me guess, you play Raider solo. That's the only explanation for why you think crits come so easily. It's a different story in trios, where enemies have exponentially more poise.
>>565061101No, solo seems like a boring waste of time. I do charged attacks a lot thats why I think crits come easy. >running R2 into R1This will knock over most of the enmy roster. CR2 is really good along with those other 2 attacks.
I wonder how degenerate this will be, looks pretty strong in the sparring grounds
>>565060087sure just like how they were gonna add Revenant Night Invader
>>565061396That slot 4 is china tier
please dont bully the ergitomatos
>>565061396It'll do average damage while you are very immobile. Your biggest meta tech is holding a bow in each hand, it is a pretty boring build.
>2HR2 x2 with sweep greatswords after a sleep proc is a true combo This is pretty good, I wonder what other weapons also work like this.
>>565061779Seems like I’m doing beastclaw+ damage with straight swords
>5 games yesterday with randos>went from D4 4200 to 3300>day 1 loss to dreglord deathknights>day 3 loss to dreglord nearly beat him but everyone had run out of flasks so couldn't get the last 1/10th of his health>day 3 loss to ED fulgor, it was going well then the rest of my team 2bar'd and I got hit wating for my ult to charge so I could res them>day 3 loss to ED adel, ended up going down trying to res someone>day 2 loss to tree sentinel, was level 14 giants flame build for caligo but someone had fucking garbage rng and didn't find any good spells or passives to switch from O flameMaybe today will be better...
>>565059481kek its 10000+ saar
>>565062174How do you not find giants flame
>>565062390I wanted flame fall upon them, giants flame take thee is shit, you get like a handful of casts before it runs out.
>>565062097You'll do good damage its just the more boring of all playstyles. To maximize damage you have to be a literal turret not moving at all. If you try moving and doing the alternating r1/l1 gimmick it feels really bad and not even 2 mark dashes will save you every time. Something you won't notice in the sparring ground but will in the round is the high dps from your turret firing creates assloads of aggro. Once you have that aggro you won't lose it until it cools down on its own so you will be back to doing normal firing and moving in the meantime. You might like it but I found it more limiting than anything, it forces how you play into a really narrow window that falls apart when the enemy is targeting you.
>>565062442This is called making your own bad luck
I love her
>>565063596>ugly>wrong skin tone
>>565063596Not boney enough.
>>565063674>pointy elbows, wouldn't bang
>>565062442You can't be serious
>>565062442Purely for educational purposes, could you go into further detail as to why you dislike 'Take Thee?
>>565064102FP consumption mostly, it also awful to aim but you can manage that. Flame fall upon them is way better, more FP efficient and for large bosses like bug and caligo it shreds them.
>>565057946Disgusting.
>>565064242Wow did you know the complete rng one is better than the one that is guaranteed on one of the blues?
>>565064242Its probably one of the easier to aim free-aim spells in the game. Any and all FP problems for all spells in nightreign can be solved by a trip to your nearest wizard tower, searching flask church crates, or buying from vendors, the rare merchant even has bottomless shards.
>>565061648>>565060087Make the new thread
>>565057946looks like a certain someone from a dead general
>>565066546
>>565051437>>565051849is it weird that I look like this
>>565058498Schizo
>>565008395 (me) Meant for >>565008347
>>565071424>14 hour later post rape meltdownembarrassing
>>565071424>>565050740
>>565071669>>565071846>so raped xhe replied twice instantlyEmbarrassing for sure
>>565073191>schizojeet delusion hours has startedlike clockwork
>>564999629>>565002279>>565002464>>565002887>>565003330>>565005385>>565003954lovely wyldharem!
>>565073191>>565050273
>>565074580>>565073276>repeats The Raped process once moreKinography for sure
>>565076778>>565022084
>instant replyNot beating the allegations
