Previous: >>565025920>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>565039454thank you for a proper bake
>>565039454why would she bring a gun to race anyways
Good NYaeght
Imma go with this one. The other bake's edit is sloppy
>>565039646To kill fr*nt runners
This is the end of /uma/ as we know it
this one
>>565039646In case she sees victory she needs to be able to shoot at it
>>565039438You know, I find it funny that there's a bunch of Uma that dye their ears for fashion or something else but the Gyarus just...don't.
this one then
>>565039692yaeno cuteki
this one, the other is reddit
Oguri ripping massive ass
>>565039723They dye their ears??
>>565039834cursed baby
>>565039697I tidied it up the next day.
>>565039840The red in Gran Alegria's ears, for example, is one of them.
so what are you doing while waiting for finalstraining for CM13 already? or flatlining?
>>565039905Do you consider Winning Ticket to be an ear dyer?
>>565039951We wait for the DAAAHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYY
KEEP SCROLLING PAST THE SCHIZO SCREAMING TOREINA
>>565039454Man I Love Taiki Shuttle.
>>565039951being a good kitten to my club daddy and going beyond my quota
>>565039950Is this the succubus club?
>>565039646https://youtu.be/7C-aB09i30E?t=22>>565038852Intense Gaze on Taishin is easy enough, but I don't know how else you fight XO as BNW. Multiple copies of Hesitant Pace probably makes you too weak to front and end strategies.
>>565039951I bounce like this in case anyone was wondering.
This is good thread.
>>565039951I'm bouncing like this
>>565040015okay
>>565040056Now I wanna play Tropic, but it's late...
>>565039951Playing hundred line
>>565039951Sweepy is farming my Golshi coins.
>>565039951did a couple of parent runs
>>565040117Casually nakadashing inside Scarlet
>>565039905Does she mention it in her story anywhere?
>>565039978Honestly, I don't know! There are some confirmed cases, and there are some where you can pretty much guess because the inner ear color changes between alts, but Winning Ticket's inner ears are always green and it's never really talked about for her as far as I know.
>>565040147Tupac's daughter would never rape me like this.
>>565039951Many are bouncing like this
>>565039951I act like this when reading /uma/
>>565039950I don't think I'd leave that room without losing gallons of semen
>>565039951made my last ace for cm13 today. might download Black Myth Wukong since it got cracked finally
>>565039951Taishin and Doto URA careers for the tenno sho missions.NHK mile can wait
>>565039951workor rather - pretending to work
Letting my trainee give me a hair cut
>>565039951chilling
>>565040227And I don't think Winning Ticket is the type to mess around with her appearance for aesthetic reasons. She is a straightforward person who probably doesn't even know how to put any kind of makeup on. I think she just has green ears somehow.
>>565040281Oh it's an actual crack not an HV bypass, might download it too
Absolutely mogged
Taiki's a big gal
>>565040362>>565040023https://exhentai.org/g/3904700/f27c3fa6da/
>>565037104Vulgar shitposting isn't enough of a reason to kick someone from a 4chan circle, otherwise there wouldn't be even a single 30/30 club.
>>565039564Fuku LOVE
>>565040117>marry Agnes tachyon >raise my beautiful Daiwa scarlet daughter >be afraid that she’d latch onto the first trainer that scouts her >scout her >she’s somewhat embarrassed but accepts her father as her trainer >have her win the tripe tiara after months of work >knowingly prevent any young male trainer from being courted by your tsundere daughter >feels good to be a father >meet with Scarlet inside my office because of something ‘important’>theres no one here?>hear the door lock behind me
So can someone give me examples where NTRSchizo gave bad advice
>>565040404Yup. Been waiting forever. Voices38 is a legend for this
>>565040314>>565040482no, fuck offyou're not starting this againseriously, fuck off and die already
>>565039951Determining my CM13 team. Unironically want Tickezo, considered BNW but Taishin burned me hard during Saggytits so I don't really want to do her again. I have been curious about running Ayabe, but until CB wit is released, I'm building Maru/general parents.
what thread is getting deleted?place your bets
>>565040508When he told me not to kill myself.
>>565040117>translation fee
>>565040281how are you not tired from soulslop already?
>>5650404534chan groups kicking people for being vulgar would be the final nail of things, not to mention the biggest irony possible. Obviously things change, long term communities change, but the base idea has to continue living, even if it's about being an edgy retard.
>>565039516>>565040508Example #4387 https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562361138/#562368073
>>565040210>Does she mention it in her story anywhere?Loves Only You mentions it when she's "interviewing" Gran Alegria, calls it styolish, during the 4.5 anniversary event.
>>565039951have done some parents runs, probably gonna start preparing for cm13 after I finish with goldshi mode
Go to /c/ if you wanna dump images without saying anything, there's already a thread there too
believe it or not i got kicked for saying the n word on a guild/club from vg
>>565040748isn't the n word filtered
sirius symboli has agemasen me 3 times in a row, what to do
>>565040083Seeing Taiki at the top of the thread is a good omen.
So can someone give me examples where antiJPschizo went overboard and spammed the thread with worthless off topic garbage constantly wasting post counts?.... wait, is he the final solution to people posting too many images!? add 2-3 more antijp freaks to the mix that scream at NTR imagery and we have the perfect balance between posts with and without images!
>>565040603Post your Taishin.
>>565040406I need to touch Still's chest
While there's some downtime, go do a fan run for your Danchou
>>565040056BNW's for Taurus v2, so it's probably up to Red Shift on top of proccing another accel with enough late-race skills to make that difference up, like Biwa's been doing in Aries.
>>565040689So how are you so certain this is him and not one of the schizos mind controlling you?
>>565040607This one, because people are using it.
https://x.com/neko4xmata/status/204869082629822881
Super Creek figure, finally in color.
>mfw I still have to wait for seventeen more hours before I receive a silver
so why does seiun only work on right tracks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAAoalJo9jc Special GolshiWeek!
>>565040808boysex>>565040748you can't say the nword to begin with, and if you went out of your way to get around the filter just to say it you're potentially just an edgelord
>immune to debuffs>inherent gold recovery>inherent uma stan>end closer who exists in the pace chaser position>queen of taurus 2025 and 2026>is going to shit on your oshi>is going to shit on fronts>is going to shit on buhicapSAY HER NAME
>>565040997Jar
>>565041001Silver gold platinum none of the tickets will give me one of the cheerleader alts anyways
>taiki>american>with a gun>but isn't a rapistThat's a first
>>565040748Lmao that was /uma/ club right? I still remember someone getting kicked for that back when the club was still new
>>565040815rape her to assert domination
>>565040997Creek's so pretty.
>Brown retard giving you a homework assignmentI'd rather continue bashing my head against Aoharu Hai (Unity Cup for the unwashed masses)
>>565041025actually i got kicked because they are reddit coded. you are also reddit.
If you faggots from uma&co won't kick the ntr retard you are going to be shamed forever
>>565040997So ugly
Define vulgar.
>>565040508Did you forget when he keeps telling anons to pull for NTR banner
>>565040934I have in good authority it was actually VF himself
>>565039951taking a break because CM sucked dick and I also rushed the expiring event rewards
STOPBEINGBIGOTED AND RACISTHOLY SHIT is it really this hard for you SEA people to talk about the GAME AND FRANCHISE For two seconds instead of screaming about autistic garbage?
...
>>565041065I want to rape Golshi
>tried a guts deck taishin>she got maxed out guts, s rank pow, a+ in everything else but stam but who gives a fuck she has sleeping lionSurely I don't need max speed when I can spurt, r-right....
>>565040453JUSTICE FOR TOTOPO
>>565040997I wish I could afford a house so I could fill it all up with figures
>>565041094oh yeah that happenedit was /uma/ club?man that was so long ago
>>565040748N*ngen?>>565041185Where do you think you are?
>>565032618totally not jordan by the way
>>565041065Skipping her banner
>>565040418damn right she is
>>565040748>n wordjust say nigger, this isn't reddit, homofaggot
>>565040815put on a collar
>>565041285what's nigger15
cant stop listening to Legend Changer and Glory Eyesaghhh
>>565041251someone in need of a kicking
>NTR/AntiJPschizo spamming on a new high point>Will mysteriously die down the moment we heat peak EU hours>Will continue the moment we hit peak US/SEA hours>1-2 threads ago we had SEAs argue that SEA people are actually the super nice and friendly people, while EUtards and Mutts are always super aggressive and schizophrenichmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>565041190>>564823542
>>565041293Yeah, how about YOU put on the collar
>>565040847She's long gone, I glue my umas who don't win and when I get frustrated in certain CMs, but I also admit I'm a torena who struggles with end closers. All I remember is she only had Pump and I was dumb to skip borrowing a Dober for MPB, and she had those same golds with a Standing By because she barely made stamina thresholds with some greens I got for her. Definitely torena issue, but I'll determine next week if I learned anything from it.
>>565041271Do it for Summer McQueen. She's a super cutie!
>>565041357For me, it's this.Hope she gets a solo soon.
>>565041389Let's get together and have some drinks friendo
>>565040727based license plate
>>565041383you just know he is dark shade of orange
>>565041251>liking gold CityHang that anon.
>>565041213As a matter of fact, the (literal) shit posting died after he was executed so justice has been served
>>565041190I need Chrono Genesis to look at my penis like that.
>>565040689I don't see how he was wrong about Seiun Sky? Conditions of Break It Down! :phase>=2&corner==0&order<=2&straight_front_type==2straight_front_typeChecks if you're currently on a specific straight.Possible values: 1 (straight in front of the audience), 2 (straight on the opposite side from the audience)Example: straight_front_type==2Meaning: You're currently on a straight on the opposite side of the racecourse from where the audience is.
>>565041389t. the doxxed
>>565041383find him examples of the schizo shitting up the threadthe scat posting doesn't count neither does the sperging about jp umas or """""spoilers"""""
wait so chrono genesis was the one behind the umacaust?
>>565040829Love her perkiness.
>>565041157>Define vulgar.Easy. The things I'd do with Super Creek and her boobs if this wasn't a blue board.
>>565041436>censored No
>>565041538That's because you are retarded. The two give accel on the same tracks, including some left-handed ones
you guys ever realize how bad it feels that your entire career's success is determined if you roll medium S or notlike it doesn't matter how many other things go well, if you don't succeed your 25% (or lower) chance to roll your distance spark, your run is worthless and should be transferred immediately
Goddamn that outfit is straining to contain her tits
>>565041660retard
I love Rice
Remember to record your CM finals match and the winning live! Did global already get Ms. Victoria?https://files.catbox.moe/iei8rr.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/nvcvr6.webm
Yeah, Neicha is meant to be my wife.
>>565041497>NTR expression>NTR pose>NTR outfit>NTR bodyNTR (Netorare Top Road)
>>565041727Yeah, I really wish S aptitudes weren't in the game.
>>565041425Both of my platinum wins were end closers and in my experience the important things are: acceleration skills, S distance/speed cap breaks, and Uma Stan. After that just load up on midrace to push up early and steal positional skills from the lates. That Taishin was actually the weaker of my two ends, she just went all out in the final.
>>565041830How did the fish do that
>>565039753I love source, yunmmers source the source mmmmmm
>>565041807>spoilerno and that's a good thing because it would just be ms Hogbuhi Crap this CM
>18th in my club of 30 for total fans I’m so close to being part of the 50%
>>565041727all the time. if mantblazer parents weren't able to get insane affinity then the mode would be intolerable because you'd be getting distance S 1/4th as often as now. even as is, it's galling to have a good run and then see the last inspiration fire off with no aptitude and realize it was a waste of 30+ minutes.
>>565041807>>564823542
>>565041812
I wanna roll for Pokke already damn it
i once again wasted all my carat savings on skin banners and got nothingonly you can comfort me in such times fuji
>>565041865Yeah that sucks, I remember that era of CM just being all oguri
>>565041142Except, danchou doesn't have any reason to kick me as I'm following the rules. Playing the game too unlike you who do nothing but complain whole day instead of contributing to the thread.
>>565041807global is still victorialet
>>565041834>NTRTR
Jesus King Halo sucks. I got her with 1000+ speed, power and wit and a bunch of skills and she can't fucking win a G1.
>>565041857yeah most of what I run are lates but ends are by far my most successful style. I should probably pull for Mr. Cock and Balls wit but I aint gonna
>>565041704Proof on Seiun giving accel on a left track? It just happens every long CM is a right track
>>565041807>2 dominatorsSome things never change
>>565041229Yeah it was /uma/ club. I remember it being posted in club chat and then danchou kinda sperging out and kicked the guy immediately with some heckling in the thread from other anons kek. That was ages ago though yeah, around when the club was newly formed
>>565041956That's a boy with breast implants
>>565041967Post CM team
>>565041807>Victoire Pisa singing Ms. VictoriaKino
>>565042003Toreina problem
>>565040508He makes jiggie lobbies that don't allow you to lock the puzzle in place. That's more than enough reason to kick him.
at this point antiNTR schizos are just as ritualposting and spamming like NTRfag
>>565041956The leg lock here is probably the hottest thing about this animation
>>565041952>>565041956I want Pokke so that I can run her with Fuji in CMs (with Tachyon).
>>565041952>>565041956wild all night sex with both of these boys
>>565042068he's already spamming his team retardstop replying
>>565041967You have literally done nothing but spam the thread for 4 hours you pathetic faggotyou deserve to be blacklisted from all /uma/ clubs
how the fuck do you manage this you HAD 3 THOUSAND SP
>>565042120Faggot
>>565041142>shamedSorry I'm not from South East Asia, that doesn't work on me
>>565042104shut up NTRfaggot go back to the jp thread>>565042112you too tranny faggot go back with your pokke faggotry
>>565042168shuka sho
>>565041807I remember when witgod made a video saying Ms. Victoria was coming for last Libra cup, I did maybe 100 ace runs to get my above average team because I wanted it, then witgod posted an update apologizing because it was actually the Libra rerun 6 CMs from now. At least I got a plat but damn was I disappointed.
>>565042015Lates are king on sprint and mile, Ends are king on medium and long, Fronts are decent at any distance, and P*ce just sucks. That's my opinion, which means it's correct.
7 and I rape the next anon that posts. Any other number and I will play magic
>>565041157I'd rather do babyplay with Creek instead
>>565042279I hope you get manascrewed.
>>565042104It's been like that for a while now. The schizo is the one shitting up the threads the most by far.
better luck next time
>>565042112>>565041956
>>565042068Now, what? Show yours?>>565042143You cannot call it a spam simply because you don't like the images. Maybe, just hide them schizo.
>>565042168You got super unlucky, but hey if you just pray to Shiraoki you'll be fine
So /uma/ who's your favorite umahttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>565042263>P*ce just sucksgwo your Sagittarius and Aquarius???
>>565042368He is also shitting up the /umajp/ thread, so he lost any good karma he had with me. I prefer the NTRfag everytime
>>565042279This man does not play the game7 and I start botting
>>565042279>Woke Magic>in 2026
>>565042082Holy shit I was on the edge of having a meltdown in those lobbies.
>>565041373
>>565042046Front Runners are annoying on Dirt so I had to bring two>>565042253That sucks, I don't know why they don't just have it early. It motivates a lot of people, even winning in B group gets your uma to stand in front
>>565042279Autis/uma/ dancho... I'll you can rape me anyways...
>>565042104>>565042368>some anon: posts images and chills>another anon: REEEEEEEE STOP POSTING ON TOPIC IMAGES AND ENGAGE WITH ME AAA STOP IGNORING ME WHILE I NEVER TALK ABOUT THE GAME OF FRANCHISE AS A WHOLE AAAAAAAA ENGAGE ME IN A BATTLE YOU GIANT FAGGOT
>>565042398It is simply spam and nothing else. no defending is gonna save you kill yourself you attentionwhoring avatarfag, you should be kicked and not let in to join any /uma/ club
>>565042143if uma&co kick him, my club will take him
kingu love
>>565042496>posts imagesThe SAME set of not especially well-made images, over and over and over, for hours on end in a day, for days on end. That is annoying. It's not the end of the world though, yeah. If it happened in every 4chan thread for the rest of the site's existence, we would all just learn to tune it out. But it's certainly a bad thing.
>>565042462
>>565042496neck yourself ntrfag atleast post with your avatar
>>565042334>>565042164>>565042605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeTqpVt0n44
>>565042019Tokyo 3400, Niigata 2400 and 2500, apparently some JP-only tracks as well
>>565042398I was gonna show mine but on second thought, nah you don't deserve it. Just know I'm running Double Dominator and the Gold title WILL be mine
>>565042440I have a Mothman deck. I play it sometimes!
>>565042520Didn't see you complaining about anon spamming Suzuka images for fucking hours.So either you didn't care about it, or you're a newfag, both make your opinion null.
>>565042398You got really sensitive when people pointed out your grammar. You're still using commas incorrectly ESL-kun
>>565042437both ntrfag and ntrschizo should kill themselves desu
>>565042649Something about the sound quality here is really off. It's bassy as shit, as if recorded with a mic or boosted to hell.
>>565041807This isn't the Stego anon team, who are you.
>>565042718Hurts that nobody fucking likes you huh, ntr retardKill yourself you are not welcome anywhere here
>>565042520Why should I be blacklisted if I'm playing the game and contributing to my club? If anything, you sound like you're projecting your incompetence and don't want anything good for the other clubs to blacklist someone that understands and plays the game.
>>565042624You are making this bigger than it actually is, you are being disingenous as fuck, and I can tell it is you schizo tranny.He only started spamming images today when you couldn't stop being mad about him being here. If you can't tell he is doing this to make you seethe, you are obviously retarded and beyond salvation.
>>565041615she's just so upbeat and bouncy, y'know?
How many races do I run in for parent MANTBlazer runs? Is 35-40 good enough?
Sex with Cafe
>>565042795Nobody cares what do you do. You are still an attentionwhore and an avatarfagGo join some random reddit club if you want recognition, any club from this thread should have kicked you out already
>>565042797>He only started spamming images todayBut I saw it happening on previous days. Bigger than it is? Dude I just said that if it were universal it wouldn't even be a very big deal. Get a grip on reality.
Anyone posting NTR is him by the wayIt doesn't matter the posts are one after the other with barely 10 seconds of differenceIt's all him.
>>565041807I've been recording my CM finals for a bit now, it can be fun to look back at
>>565041862fish can warp localized points in space when they're out of the water. haven't you ever been fishing before?
>>565042797>If you can't tell he is doing this to make you seethe,Not even the schizo but that in itself is a problem isn't it? The stegofaggot has been posting for months and has been getting people telling him to kill himself or to go to umajp and ignores it and it pretty much dies, ntrfaggot actively antagonizing has literally made shit worse
Will (You) roll for Rickey in a few months?
>>565042912even 30ish is fine as long as you run as close to the same schedule on all the grandparents too. Being able to hit SS rank consistently matters too for the improved probability of 3* sparks, so you don't want to totally tank stats in favour of a few extra affinity points
>>565042431I platted Saggitarius and it wasn't with a pace.>>565042737I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.
>>565042797>HE ONLY SPAMMED THEM TODAY SO THAT MEANS IT'S OKAY IF HE SPAMS THEM LIKE A SCHIZO FOR 5 HOURS ACTUALLY
>>565042984fuck off back to jp schizo
>>565042984These threads are going to be fun when NTR becomes playable
Guys what if we all just sat down and be nice to each other? Random acts of kinda nice ya know?
>>565041383All three of them disappears after US hours.
>>565043119die
>>565043119Inchou's fat, jiggly udders are kinda nice for my dick
>>565043036shut up and go back
So when do they start banning dominators?
>>565043119*smooch*
>schizos schizoing at other schizoskek
>>565040829wtf, taiki can rape??
>>565043205I mean she's definitely hot. I probably won't scout her but in that case I'll have to actively convince myself not to, because she seems like a very good girl and, again, she is hot.
>>565042782>does not address the pointwe have xfags all the time lol
>>565043185You’re denying your precuneus its purpose
>>565042082>>565042450holy kek
>>565042797Whats wrong with me posting on topic images? its not like you contribute to the discussion.
>>565043084He's not even from JP. It's the divegrass splitschizo trying something new to make the generals hate each other more because it's been almost a year and he still can't stop seething like a little third world filipino bitch he is.
>>56504291233~35+3 last races is the ideal MANT run, and means you're getting full SP and stats from both the races and epitheths. It is fine to skip G2/G3 id you're taking stats worth more than 40 SP gain included.>>565042940Personally, you sound mad. Clubs from /here/ will be fine with what we do in 4chan as long as we're hitting the quota and following the rules.
>>565043265shut up go back
>>565042386That whole scene is great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtOdb2g9EO4
>>565043029This is why I don't have issue with the Stego guy, yeah he's blogging about his runs here instead of /umaJP/ and makes random fanart posts every now and then but it's more on the vibe of ritualposting than spamming. People call him out or filter him but he's not bothered, he gives me the vibe of an actual 4chan user. The NTR guy on the other side is "if you don't pay attention to me I'll shit up the place" which is more of a SEA twitter behaviour and other than his global account, idk why he keeps posting twitter stuff as if it were his own. I don't even read his posts anymore, he gets [-]'d right away.
>>565042386someone post the pokke crash out where she's doing a roundhouse kick
>>565042782retard
hmmmmm
So let me get this straight. 1. We have an anon who likes NTR. 2. We have one schizo false flagging as this NTR anon. 3. And then we have another anon who really hates the NR anon but doesn't realise it's the false flagger?
finally completed another day of endless finals work. it's time to go to bed so that i can keep doing it tomorrow.all of you who waste the gift of free time should be executed by the state. your free time should be distributed amongst the commons and you should be buried in a mass grave.
>>565043028Fish are magical?I must fish, I have never fished before
I think /uma/ and /umajp/ should kiss and make-up. Emphasis on the kiss part
>>565043398Nothing to be mad about. You are breaking 4chan rules by attaching a persona to your posts making sure everyone know it is you postingThe club is /uma/ affiliated and should kick you because you are nothing but an attentionwhoring retard
>>565043416are you... schizoing at me?
>>565043029we have the answerit's to ignore and let [[them]] bethe person actively antagonizing NTR posts are making it worse. I don't care who is in the wrong, the schizo has to go for thread to be better.
wtf is he eating is getting all over the guy
>>565043446for your own sanity, yes. just assume the answer is that, ignore whatever else they will throw at you.>>565043486ive been saying that since day one, but the schizos said "NOOOO REEEEEEEE"
>>565043373If it's the same set of images over and over, it's annoying noise that distracts from any other activity for no good reason. If it's a different image each time, it's probably fine, although doing it for HOURS AND HOURS and focusing on the same character the entire time is kind of annoying. Do you understand these things?
>Chiyogay is gone during NTR meltdownnyooooticing
This image is too fucking funny
>>565043398get a trip so i can filter you thanks
>>565043446Yeah pretty much. If you talk with anyone from Uma&Co you will get this answer too.
lmao its the same set of people posting ntr and seething about it
I think we should eat anyone who posts umas that haven’t been released yet >why eat I don’t get paid until next week and I’m running out of soup
>>565042643
>>565043398Didn't ask you for the advice, I'll wait for someone else to respond
>>565043593Wait a minute...chiyobro...?
I miss the early 2000s when lgbt practically didn't exist and was at most a general pejorative or a punchline. Now everything including this game has to be filled to the brim with queerness. These cute and strong uma will never have children, because they'd much rather have a dead bedroom with their sapphic lover. /uma/ celebrates this, because anons are mostly either cuckolds or agp troons.
>>565039951making one last minute attempt to power up my eishin flash.I've replaced both my rudolf and my eishin since the start of the CM and both have had dramatic improvements, but of the 3 eishin is still the weak link, the lowest win rate, the lowest effective speed. If senior summer is good I should have a definite improvement but we'll see how the cookie crumbles. I've fumbled better runs than this before.
>>565043295it's not that Taiki can rapeTaiki rapes.
>>565043593These hours are for sleeping or sucking dick, anon
>>565043593he's asleep, I like him a lot even know his club and name but don't tell him
>>565043593he wakes up in like 5 hours
>>565043398>in 4chanyou really are ESLmy guess you're either SEA or south american
MmmOrange
So it's the NTR power card good like her speed version?
>>565043595If there's an equally ridiculous post attached to it, yes.
>>565043639Don't do that, you're gonna get holes in your brain
>>565040829OH NO TAIKI PLEASE DON'T MILK MY COCK WITH YOUR GRIPPY SUPERHUMAN UMANKO
>>565042937>the consequences of sex with Cafe>and also sex with Ayabe
i appreciate people who replied and discussed with me about next CM preps. more helpful than whatever the hell these neighas are arguing about
uma&co dancho is a fucking whore, kick this nigga after reset after his top 3 fan count wouldn't matter anymore
>>565043541link me the stream I need 3rd monitor content
>>565040457That's a lotta good fortune coming at ya
>>565042386Look at how she lights up seeing Fuji.She is an Inu Musume
>>565043879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMqFCQfo4HUuma auction
>>565042912all of themyou're essentially trying to get as many skillpoints as possible as having white sparks is the strongest thing in mant, luckshitting a good 3 blue while doing so sets you for the rest of the scenario + the next oneAim for 1100 on the primary stat then 600 on the restyou can repeat G1s for race sparks or go for extra G2/G3s for affinityif you're running turf/dirt hybrids with mile/medium (Oguri, Digital, Pasa, even Maruzensky) then you should run Early June to Early July then cleanse the skin condition with summer recreationOr you know, treat ace runs as parent runs like the sloptubers tell you to do then wonder why your 2.5k skillpoint, 1100x3 ace makes a worse parent than one with 3.2k skillpoints but that has 1100 on speed and 600 on the rest of the attributes.
>>565043775
>>565043630cope
>>565043816would Ayabe have twins
>>565043295she's a vicious one too. breaks her victims' backs with a powerful hug, then rapes, so they're limp as a gutted fish while she plays with them
>>565043920Someone post the Uma version
>>565043920I vaguely remember a Biwa version of this image
Avatarfags wonI'm out, this thread is unsalvageable
>>565043923Dumb looking bowl cut
Isn't a MANT parent run just an ace run but now you just race all the day instead of taking a break so you can up that Racing affinity to infinity?
>>565043630>https://poal.me/qnrm7rHow would they know? Are all three of them in the club?
>>565044006If an Uma did this to a ningen would they die?
>>565043923cute dorky bowl cut
>>565043658yeah nah. summer was canceled. it'd take a crazy hail mary to pull anything useful out of that. 8+3 turns remain.
>>565044061It would be extremely painful
>>565043816This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen all day
>>565043675>>565043684>>565043721>Homo was posting at even later times yesterday>Suddenly defense force comes outcurious...
>>565043237*smooch*
>>565044010>>565044029I don't have it.May this quick edit comfort you while you wait for someone to find it.
>>565044126You're a big guy
>>565043523Again, no /uma/ club will kick anyone for simply posting here. That is not related to what we do ingame.>>565043646The advices you will receive will be more or less the same, but that's on you. i'm just giving advices for those who needs help.
>>565043684stalker
>>565044126>>565044147You're a big guy
>>565044010
>>565044046>463 voteshuh?
>>565044223>>565044223>>565044223>>565044223
>>565044273all me babaey
FFFFuuuuuuuu I didn't clock a g1. Now my run is ROOOIIIINNNNEDDDDDD
>>565044193You shitting up the thread willingly is enough reason for you to be kicked
what will you do if you lose the finals tomorrow? i need some ideas
>>565044237no it's something about CM and/or stamina requirement
perhaps some of you need a break from /uma/
>>565044223for you
>>565044260I've seen this one in these threads before, too. Why don't you learn to draw or something, so you can actually make new Top Road comics? Working to show people the same comics over and over is not as good a use of your time as that would be.
>>565044181hmmm? A sample of your store's fresh shipment of crescent-shaped yellow fruit? Not necessary. I've already calculated its flavor in my head. Mmm... perhaps a little more sugar and potassium next time...
>>565043994My theory/headcanon is that her sister's soul will enter her first egg the moment it's fertilized. If I was a good enough artist and had time to draw porn doujins that would happen.
>>565044181
>>565044339post that I hate xoguri
>>565044010>>565044029>>565044181I got you.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11155523?q=narita_top_road_%28umamusume%29+
>>565043994100% by divine intervention
>>565044339Is it a big deal, when you lose a CM?
>>565044378Impressive anon...
Mind controlled you into pretending to be me.You are NTR now.
>>565044437Yes all that time you trained for gone to waste
>>565044326this but unironically
>>565044339tell your danchou you're burnt out and quit the club obviously
alll I could find is this one>>565044383oh here it is
>>565044339Be upset for 5 minutes and then move on with my life
>>565044383>>565044393YESSSSSSSSSS
>>565044416Me on the right
>>565044193Is it really necessary to avatarfag with NTR everytime you post? Or are you that starved for attention?
>>565044468so you admit you are using Narita Top Road as your avatar then
>>565044339I'm going to B finalsI've already lostIt's gonna be a nigguri again, too.But I don't really care that much this time because I willingly oshiran and didn't use NIGGURI
>>565044339I'll get annoyed. Probably won't play for the rest of the day.If I win however, I'll be gloating.
>>565044339I'm more upset that this dogshit scenario is so time/RNG intensive I couldn't make aces. If my TT girls manage to win _B__ then I'll be proud, if not then it's fine, they actually won a ton of carrots for me in round 2.
>>565044339I will write smut of XOguri raping the other Uma’s trainer if I lose. If I win, smut of me raping xoguri while she’s being held down by my aces
>>565044503Which Uma is /fitlit/?
>>565044497It was the NHK Mile cup and that cheater Vodka won by a tiny amout. Why'd they have to put cheaters like that into these races?!?!
>>565043468they sure are buddy, so be careful when you do. it's very possible they can warp you as well if you're an amateur. if you're caught in their warp field, they'll send you straight to the abyssal depths, which is sort of like hell. the pressure is tremendous and deforms your body, and you'll experience the sensation of drowning forever in the cold darkness, the only lights belonging to the denizens of this place- tiny fish needle-like teeth that nibble away at your flesh and burrow into your body. you'll experience these torments for what seems like forever until something huge and terrible finds you in your suffering and swallows you whole. then you'll warp back, unsure if what you experienced was real or not since you're still alive, but traumatized beyond doubt and plagued by nightmares for the rest of your life. this is the right of passage of the new fisherman. have fun!
>>565044486But your prize tickets/carats.
>tfw you like Narita Top Road a lot and every fucking thread now is people complaining about someone who uses her as their avatar or something it's all so tiresome
>>565044679AAAAAAAAAAAAAA You aren't even the rival!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
>>565044679it's always vodka or taikiflower and pearl aren't even that scary
We should be able to clock CM finals. Who's going to wager the most clocks to secure the win? I've got 1000.
>>565044596Another thing that'd be better than posting these boring comics: learning Japanese. Why not work on that instead of trying so hard to make some character you like a symbol of bad behavior?
>>565044486Its just another day for me bro. Not a big deal
How come Oguri has so little porn?
>>565044729I like herand I like you
>>565044776Unlike you. I can read and talk Japanese just fine. SEA bro.
I'm going to use the time I saved with Sweepy to try brushing my teeth. Any tips?
>>565041830
>>565043794can't get smarter if you don't eat your brains
>>565044890You can't even read kana you fucking retard
>>565044776>He thinks he can use logic to get rid of a schizo
Is NSM Vodka the most evil rival they ever created?
>>565044901if you're brushing from the side then start from the gums and if you're brushing from the top then don't push too hardalso use floss
>>565044798she ated them all
>>565044890Oh, so it's just English you're bad at? And not being racist? What would NTR herself think of a mean-spirited spammer who tries hard to make her look bad? Would she want to be his friend?
>>565039951Struggling with CM13 aces because I have to borrow shitty fuckass Maruzensky parents. Deck can't hit with 50 RB without me doing something stupid.Have to use Creek, and she feels like a dead weight almost.
>>565044729What is there to like about NTR? She's the most generic protagonist girl in the series.
Is there any way to mod the game so we get the camera angles of portrait mode in landscape?
>>565044754>gaylo
When you go to over to /umajp/ to post this one. Can you ask my bwos what they think of the Pakalive changes? Then report back.
>>565044339I only qualified with one ticket and I fully accept becoming the raped because I prefer that over demolishing a potential newcutie in B. Although with my atrocious 28 overall wins, that could change if I get some shitter lobby in the 5k or below range, but I'm not holding my breath for that.
>>565044983yes and no cause she can't get diarrhea mid race and end up 7thclassic late surger
>>565044798Oguri is not erotic
>>565044983Nishino and Taiki are scarier because they aren't late and are guaranteed to proc their nonsense
>>565045090Nobody likes the new Pakalive outside of some aspects. I like how the newmas and supports are presented, but VAs don't do anything anymore. And the horseshoe is so ugly my entire feed was filled with umas killing him after the stream.
>>565044339Accept it and move on, getting to A finals is already good enough since you get as much as winning B by defaultI'd love for Biwa to win so I can prove that oshi picks can work even in lopsided CMs like Aries
>>565044798She is one of the least sexy umas in the franchise
>>565044061Fuku also died but was brought back by the benevolent blessing of Shiraoki-sama
You have to admit it was pretty funny when SOMEONE linked the JP thread first so the jannie locked up our next, actual thread after it was mass reported.
>>565044983Dober is the one that #reks me all the time. I assume it's her strong ult, or maybe she's killing my stamina.
yes keep eating
Hi bros, I'll be taking a vacation from /uma/. See you tomorrow.
>>565045193But was there art of Taiki or Kris S shooting it with a gun?
>>565045216I'll keep doing it to every NTR thread made now
based straightlo
>>565045324No, but I saw him crushed by Donna multiple times.
>>565044339the number of individual losses will correspond to the number of bullets I place into a revolver, which I will then play Russian Roulette with
>>565044339Meh. I have like 50/50 plat rate at this point, so what's another win or defeat. I'll be annoyed slightly, especially if my girls job to worse Umas, but what can you do.
How long until the next scenario?
Why did they do these changes anyway? The seiyū playing games was the most entertaining part of these lives, they were always a good weekend watch even if you didn't pay attention to them all the time. The cleat is soulless and will definitely make a lot not want to watch the lives and just get the rundown from a third account. Sad turn of events.
jannies will never do fucking anything about the avatarfag
>>565044339I've made to Group A finals every CM as F2P but I don't have any expectations of winning. Be happy if i win, be sad for my umas if i lose.
>>565044868<3>>565045028she's the only protagonist in the mainline seasons or cingray that isn't a legendary god-tier uma. She has to fight tooth and nail to win ONE G1, after losing on a track that should have significantly favored her. She's a straightforward, earnest girl and a great underdog story. Also she's cute.
>>565045563didn't he get his shit deleted a little while back
>>565045483However long it takes for 4 more CMs to go by, so that's 2 months minimum.
>>56504548373 more days of mantblazer...
>>565045660literally once which is why he's having this almost 6 hour meltdown now
>>565040093>>565040015These are cute :)
ntr got her butt smacked by opera, she is effectively the raped
Who can even run Arlington and New Zealand outside of MANT? I want to complete those goals in URA instead of wasting an entire MANT run's worth of time.
>>565044339Post this fatty and say "See you guys in Cancer rerun lmao." I'm doing that regardless of if I win or lose.
The erotic beast of Kasamatsu
I have never won A finals.>>565045873https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
>>565040147Time to utilize the Tracen Academy hush fund
>>565045873https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters
Nefarious Kitasan and her gleeful chuddling
>>565045906
>>565045692>73 days till NTR is bricked beyond repair
>>565045909I've made it to every group A finals but only won 3 as F2P (real). I have lost to both worse opponents and better opponents. Pretty RNG.
>>565045780Quite true
>>565045692It doesn't end unless you don't make parents
>>565046021The last one I genuinely thought I had a good chance. Got second. Added all 6 of my finals opponents to practice partners and ran the race again 3 times. All 3 times I won. Eh...
>>565046021its all rng unless if youre a whale
>>565046061Fuji my beloved...
>>565045873literally the game will show the traines who can race it to you when you click the attempt button in the misson tab retardbro
how am i supposed to build high affinity nishino parent if i need medium sparks, but want want mile spark...
>>565046107why the long face?
>>565046107>>565046117Yep. I think i've been third more times than i've been second. It is what it is... Even if i lose i don't rematch because what's happen has happened. Nothing will change that.
>>565046061>>565046123
>>565046187Your parents need to have Mile and their parents will need to be Medium.
>>565045909>>565045927Thanks. Going to put some mile sparks on Nice Nature and have her do it.
>>565044729I like her big forehead, you should keep posting her :)
>>565046217Neicha-type post
>>565046231Thanks for posting those Fujis. Now I can go to sleep happy.
Make your team for finals.
Why was this the only cheerleader event? I'm enjoying the story more than previous ones.
i tried to Oshi run and couldnt beat christmas oguris. its my first time not making A finals. i will never oshi run again. im meta slaving it up
>>565046372Rival is using my team D:
>>565046372None of these umas are my oshis so I get to use that 1000$ on plushies
>>565046382Sports festival is next year's rendition. Same energy and we get the erotic Bakushin alt out of it.
>>565046372Maru, Bourbon, Sky is objectively correct the way you set this up.
>>565046382It gets rebranded as the Sport's Festival event
>>565045978>>565045906S E X Y
>>565046278big foreheads, you say?
>>565046510You don't know what you're talking about so shut the fuck up
>>565046021I won 3 as well. Laisu got me Virgo, I scammed a win in Pisces because my rushed XOguri had more speed than an uncapped speed Tamamo, but I had a magical win with C Hayahide for Capricorn. That XOguri's team with 65 wins whiffed her third heal which was Shiraoki-sama's divine blessing, I'm sure of it.But every other CM was definitely me getting outclassed and I accepted the loss. I did lose Scorpio by a nose to an Ass Wonda when my KKK Pasa needlessly rushed without proccing her accels properly. Annoying, but it wasn't to a Suzie or a last minute XOguri so I can't be that upset at the end of the day.
>>565046187Push Medium to C
>doing taurus test rooms>red maruzen with angling & schemingHoly shit, nobody is catching that.
>>565045873Just do a MANT run where you do like 7 races like a normal URA run but without goals.
>>565046580Did you send my message to /umajp/? I am still waiting
>>565046579More space for smooches due to our height difference :)
>be me, a third worlder kid>go to the usa because they love importing third worlders, fuckyea.jpg>join a voice acting club in my school and become a VA myself! >Even became a part of "Objects of Objectland" as VA for Lapis and Couch, life's good>There's also this fun game you love to play, "Blue Archive" The girls in it are really cute and funny!>Find out there's a community that loves it as much as you do on some mongolian forum, join it>they keep calling you an offsiter, kinda weird but whatever>there's a new game coming out, called Uma Musume, you really like the girls and want to play it>hey, they have a community on that forum too! Gonna join in... Wait, why is everything in japanese?>Whatever, learn about something called "divegrass" in the meantime>idea.jpg>I can become a divegrass manager and put it on my wiki. Damn, I'll be so fucking cool!>Oh, Uma Musume guys already have someone and don't plan on removing him? >Hey, what if I make those JP weirdos go away? Then the team will be free for me to grab>Do that in the global release chaos, not exactly what you had in mind but JP anons made a separate thread, works for me.>Time to manage... Ah fuck, 6 months have to pass first.>Falseflag and do everything to make sure the thread hates JP as much as you do so that they don't merge back>The people start calling you out for this shit and don't fall for it anymore, fuck>The JP guy added some global umas to the team to let us play early, despite your seething most people had a good time>I'll teach those JP niggers how to mess with MY team! >In the meanwhile join some of those divegrass matches as a commentator, say almost nothing but you still put every single match you commentated on your divegrass wiki page. The world must know!
https://jiggie.fun/victorycheerhttps://jiggie.fun/victorycheer
>>565046654Not a single person likes you there
>>565046737Why would you lie on the internet?
>>565046684best place for kisses :)
>>565046717>6 months have passed, you can finally sign the team up>ask the thread, even make a simple roster poll, make sure to tell them we're gonna "stick it to JP">don't add umas that are on JP team, even if people really want to see them play for global>people call you out for being an offsiter, and the reactions are mostly negative>This wasn't supposed to happen! Samefag a few positive replies, get called out>shitshitshit>What do I do now? Guess I have to make the thread hate JP even more>start spamming NTR on global AND JP threads>blame JP on global, blame global on JP>nobody falls for it, both threads know it's just one schizo>fuck it, time to dump my scat stash>still doesn't work, still no divegrass team>mfw
>>565046372>*triumphantly pulses you*heh...... nothing personnel kid
>>565046815Check the thread then, also thanks for confirming you are the buttmad divegrass faggot
>>56504637210 billion seiun skies
are /uma/ threads perma fucked now? really takes just 1 obnoxious avatarfag and a spammed?
>>565046372Ayabe with Grass/Rudolf is the objectively correct answer.It's not, Tamamo is a better End Closer in pretty much every single way, but I like Ayabe more.
>>565047056Yeah, he's probably the same scatposter that was ravaging JP for a while. Someone's been playing both sides.
>>565046717>>565046828Go be a divegrass schizo somewhere else Triangle
>>565046614The problem with Maruzen is lack of midrace but she can accel from 1-5 so you can probably catch up to other fronts besides Seiun with enough speed carry over
>>565047056>Trying to blame NTR anon for your schizo episodeSit down.
>>565047150Neck yourself ntrfag. it is entirely your fault
Super Uma level two? What does that make her... Double first rate??
I don't know what offsiter mean
>>565046820this uma fucking suck ass. dogshit unique. cant beat christmas oguri even at UG rank with double dominator. dumb bitch uma couldnt even get 3 wins day 2 for me. her evo skills sound like shit too in comparison to other uma.
Guys I'm back from work and finally have a day off can I please get a (You)?
>>565047132Pace Maruzen with Fantasy Pasa inherit
>>565047286maybe new zoomoid lingo for newfaggot like I don't know, the only times I use them are for ironic shitposting
>>565047337you may not
>>565047337
>>565047438neck yourself
>>565047305I don't think you should be throwing those words her way.
divegrassfaggot is NTRfaggot all along..? How?
>>565047061I want to lick her abs while she gives me a face of disgust
>>565047337hey
but what if sweepydev got paid to stop developing sweepy
>>565047539Oh, like Taiki Shuttle suggested
>>565047493I'm sure you can connect one and another
>>565047337A (You) is all set, pardner.
Only retarded murrifats like Taiki
>>565047305>ug>3 wins day 2maybe you didnt gamblemax enough?
Marche Lorraine is the manifestation of an old perk submission for Fallout's 10th anniversary back in 2007, titled, Puppet Master.
I always invite Taiki to my barbecue. Then it becomes a barbecute
bono ate like 200 of my pink shoes so I'm gonna start asking for them now, okay?
>slop
>>565046372My team is daiwa rudolph and v flash but since flash isn't in your list I'll just grab Grass. 400+300+300 that's my team.
>>565047821...She wandered for a long, long time.
>>565047816I don't get it.
You guys LIKE the Chiyofaggot?
>>565047998And that's why you have a long way to go before you get to my level.
sell me on tm opera, that orange royal bird thing
>>565048131>the raped
>>565048078you're eternally mindbroken over that deleted thread huh
>>565048181Centurial Overbird
Name a single good thing about Taiki besides muh boobs you can't you faggots
>>565047492i love the uma but my god running late uma with non-existent uniques suck. i literally lost all understanding of how the game works after this CM and i have retarded friends qualifying A with dogshit uma>>565047716i had pump, mpb, nsm, rising dragon, late corner, med corner, prof, and take the chance. i thought it was enough.
>>565045041...So is that a no?
>>565048252her og is still S in Jp tier list dumb nigger>>565048286>no OYL
You're still not done, Ronnel?
>losing test rooms just because they have medium s and i don'tGNUUUUUUUUUUUHHHGHHHHHHH I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITASS RNG SPARK MECHANICCCCCCCC
is cheerleader king good?
>>565048418>metafag
jannies didn't do a SINGLE FUCKING THING they didn't even delete the early umas threads, they are still herethat faggot is still spamming
>>565048446Yeah they don't get paid after all, and also they are not really good people to begin with
How is it that every time I come here you guys are angry about something.
>>565048445I answer your question, stop goalmoving and take the L gracefully nigger
>>565048446go to reddit then
>>565048438She was pretty good for a few CMs.
>>565048418>no OYLi didnt think i need more accel considering my midgame and UG stat line... oyl seems like a waste on medium, but youre right. i wasnt gamblemaxxing here
>>565048446The janitor team is not your personal army.Go back.
>>565048616ok ntrfag
I don't have my own NTR, only LB0. When building Lates, for medium and CM13, should I continue borrowing NTR, or should I borrow Sirius wit card for gold accel?
>>565048616Maybe you should go back to your shitty Seattle school, Ronnel? Don't you have something to do in your voice acting club?
>>565048429you lost your ai posting privileges, former danchud
>>565048646Sirius wit will agemasen you infinitely like the dog you are, not worth itIf you really want another late race random accel grab Natie wit for On Your Left, otherwise if you have NSM + Red Shift + Moving Past you PROBABLY don't need more accels and can borrow NTR
>>565048646Borrow Sirius, med S is non negotiable.
I love NTR
Vodka OP alt and massive wanking main story when?
>>565048769I'm curious, how big is your NTR stash?
>>565047385>Pace MaruzenIt's an older gaslight, sir, but it checks out.
>>565048446I'm fucking certain there's just no moderation at these hours at all this is why he chose this time to post too
>>565048526For me the thread is very slow atm, comfy you could say. All the shit is getting filtered.
>>565048646dober + maruzensky inherit is enough accel, add nimble nav if you manage to find it from finemo or an inspiration. Any other gold accel for late is bad because they aren't guaranteed to proc right at the start of the accel zone like the inherits are, FCM is a guaranteed 1-1.5L on its own
>>565048646firm menace is probably worth more than the gold accel on late. youre not gonna beat end closers here using one extra accel if you have redshift+mpb. unironically get medium S, left, and spring runner + firm menace instead.
>>565048856>older
Wise words to live for. The thread could learn more about umamusume. Do better.
Suddenly a second jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RpLNLNhttps://jiggie.fun/RpLNLN
>>565049160mindbroken faggot
>>565047725I need to cum between her boobs
>>565048446Maybe, because posting on-topic images is not spamming. i don't know what is so confusing about this.
Important question boomers.Terra or Celes?
>>565048646Never stop gamblingIf your lates are not rocking OYL + FTB + NSM, snore chasers are probably more your speed
>>565049193Don't you have to post all of these in /umajp/? You keep repeating the same words I said to you 2 hours ago like a "no u" getcha.
>>565049246It was already explained to you above, but you ignored it for some reason. Why did you ignore it?
I have never seen a career race demolish me this hard good lord.This Super Creek just rolled everything perfectly while everyone else floundered.
>>565049331not your boogeyman, I just equally hate you like most of the thread
Is it true the zodiac killer is associated with an anon in /uma/?
>>565046372You have Tamamo surprisingly cheap. Take her along with XOguri and a Late Surger Sky Debuffer.Alternately V Bourbon, S Maru and Ace Sky also works.
NTRanon, I respect your dedication to her so much that I just had to make you a custom portrait that depicts you as NTR! I hope you like it! And if you add it to your collection it would be an honor.
>>565049318terra
>>565049592Hey, why do you usually ignore people who try to talk with you? Why are you so antisocial?
>>565047258It is done. Now to slot her into my a rank finals team and see what happens...
>>565047598Icarus is going to be the new sweepy
>>565049762What do you have against other humans? Are you afraid to converse normally?
>anon: posts image of the uma he likes>schizo: NOOOOOOOOO STOP DOING THAT TALK TO ME INSTEAD ENGANGE ME IN TEXT DONT IGNORE ALL MY INFLAMMATORY SHIT I SAID I AM NOT RETARDED FIGHT ME FAGGOTWhy is it always like this?
>>565049762do you have no friends at all that you have been spamming pictures for nearly 7 hours?
>>565049771...
>>565049771Flying a little close to the sun there, isn't he?
>>565049860You seriously can't see why? Do you not know how healthy human interaction works at all?
>>565049860>>565049762literally 90s apart btw
>good blue and pink spark>3 whitesback to the mines...
It's King Halo's birthday today!Happy Birthday King Halo!
>>565049596Oh, and if you want an uncensored image please add me on insta. Can't show the anons how pretty you are! I followed both @claskento and @claskento_sensei so please follow me back if you want a full image!
Shiraoki-sama grant me the power to impregnate King Halo.
>>565049970Have you ever had a positive interaction with another person?
>>565049860>getting a tripcode>mods and jannies doing their job>schizophrenia medication/getting another hobbyAny of these three would solve the issue but alas, here we are
Is halo + nature the hottest duo banner released?
>>565048802Can't take Natie wit because I want to build Natie... But usually I take her for other lates. Is it not good this time? >>565049019>>565049021Pump not needed anymore? Am I finally free?
>>565050005Wedding Kingu when?
what's the difference between NTRfag (universally reviled thread "personality") and literally every other avviefag we have here (aka chiyofag, laisufag, dotofag and ogurifag)
>>565049027Were you not around for Scorpio? All the sloptubers were pushing pace Maru hard.
Maybe if you weren't an insufferable subhuman the guy would talk to you? Difficult now because I think he filtered your ass.And before you reply seething you will like a subhuman. Go back in the archive and you will find out he actually talks to two other anons here who are not harassing him like you do every post. Get some self awareness and take your own advice SEA.
>>565050181and the gay finemofag
Do alternate versions of characters give you a new scenario story during a run or is it the same as the original unit?
>>565050181>im not on the list Heh
>>565050193
>>565050305we won
>>565050169pump is the third choice. beyond is preferred because it covers twice as many positions, maruzensky's is needed because oftentimes (especially in round 1 lobbies) your lates will push beyond 5th or 6th. Ideally you have ryan available as a grandparent on both sides to take as a backup but if you already have redshift + beyond + NN then it's overkill
>>565050289You get different costume events and that's it.
>>565050181Literally just post frequency. If the others were more active they would be equally hated.
When did evol skills get added? During Grand Live or during the last CM for MANT?
>Unsure whether I'll win finals despite it being the closest I've ever gotten to having good racers but you know, xoguri + 2 dominators everywhere and I'm not using that>Running careers is so fucking dogshit>go on xitter>algorithm tuned to indians dying>go on /uma/>thread tuned to indians whining
>>565050181There's a laisu/ogurifag?
>>565050169id argue you wont need pump if you have all the speed greens + a good midgame. its going to be a back line heavy CM so if your lates want a chance at winning they probably cant be or wont be hitting 6th place. id still grab pump if it shows up on a dober grandparent spark
>>565050181I want to suck NTRfag cock but he keeps ignoring me. The other ones don't ignore me so I'm astroturfing a hate campaign to get his attention.
>>565050406There sure are champ
>>565050419>its going to be a back line heavy CM
>>565049338If isn't getting deleted, then that means i'm not doing anything against the rules. Stop the unnecessary seething.
>>565050386Try discord
i mindcontrolled the ntr anon to post more
>>565050505triple front will probably still be the best comp desu, but i think non-whales will get ass blasted by even the most basic entry golshi on average for you to worry about it too much.
>>565050181One of the worst attitudes about the NTRliker is that he gives one of the two schizos attentions because he thinks he's an ally which triggers him to spam NTRposts which inadvertently triggers the remaining schizo that hates NTR. The NTRliker is too autistic to realise he's the sole cause of this and now a leech has latched upon him and the damage is already.
Schizo gave up posting on umajp after they shat and ignored him
>>565050539neck yourself
>>565050181what about the dobercutie?
/umajp/ will always have my backYou never negotiate with terrorists, even less if they are schizos too
>>565050539>If isn't getting deleted, then that means i'm not doing anything against the rules.Not true at all. Rules are only intermittently enforced, and you are most certainly using avatar images at times, which is against global rule #13. But the more important thing is that you are annoying people with your samey images that go on and on for hours. Spam is frowned on because it bothers people, not because it's against the rules. Do you understand that you are not the only person who has feelings?
>>565050578
>tried to play a late surger in golshi mode
>>565050812Nobody fucking likes you there, NOBODY
>>565050812Stop pretending like you're from /umajp/, nigger.
>>565050332I guess it's time to build some maru parents with Pump and Pulse/Opera as parents. If I also build goldshi, she will need the same thing, right? >>565050419Are paces have no future here because the final straight is long? Also, doesn't it make King good for CM13?
>>565049478yes, three guesses, first two don't count
Uh oh melty
>>565050181I genuinely don't understand why NTRfag has so many haters going after him when he makes the least offensive posts imaginable but the Chiyofag literally derails the thread into gay ERP when he posts but has his own defense force here. Guessing there's a shitton of samefagging going on.
>>565047337hey buddy
I will run triple lates for the dahby
There's nothing like eating shit on a 9% failure training with almost 100 points on the line. "Good luck charm? Nah, I don't need that shit. Better save it for the really dangerous ones" and then it's all over. I was getting sleepy but now I'm wide awake with rage (and in dire need of paizuri).
>>565050636I'm largely curious to see how much Speed Eater but on Medium from Anus Fujin will impact the track. I'll probably still do backliners/some sort of BNW comp, but it'll let me see how many extra accels/velocity skills I should factor in.
>>565050834Kingu cute
>>565050995post his 7 hour long ERP that he startedI dare you
>>565050995Because of this >>565050706. Analogously, imagine if NTRliker was egging the scatposter on to post more scat.
>>565050832i simply don't get it, we're not even near the image limit despite the select few schizos who cry about the "spam". Maybe, attach a character that you love on your posts? If you're so bothered simply because I post a character along my posts, then maybe 4chan or posting here isn't for you.
>>565050005
>>565050995anti-jp schizo is still here, he just changed tactics, and it seems a lot of idiots just took the bait and fell for it, this is the result of using automated filters instead of using your brain for it, now their brains can't do pattern recognition, so they walk into a pit full of spikes
>>565051046Standing Paizuri. Speaking of, Inari is coming soon. Is she any good?
>>565047886this is more erotic than most porn
>>565050995>>565051142yeah we definitely want more cocks to download
>>565051046Why would you risk a 9% on MANT? That is what charms are for.
>>565050995you can help other anons while not being a pretentious avatarfag
>>565050995Have you considered that there's a dozen posters that are unironically gay (they get hard when watching wrestling videos)
>>565050995>tries to steal threads>spams his ugly bitch endlessly>if ignored, starts spamming scat>does this to the other thread as well just to make each thread hate other moreI wonder why
>>565051152That's not the fucking problem mongoloid, is this your first fucking board and thread on 4chan? You are deliberately making yourself recognizable and you WANT people to know it is YOU posting by attaching pictures of the same character over and over and over
>>565050578But I don't currently need my dick sucked
How to convince Daisca to let me impregnate her?
why is golshi mode so ballcrushingly hard their stats don't look that much higher
>>565050906>Are paces have no future hereyup. pace will suck this CM>doesn't it make King good for CM13?festival halo unique would activate too late on this track
>>565050995O dear Oguri, I will bestow the answer upon this matter>browns and niggers, seamonkeys and mexico Be blessed your path upon seeking truth
What should I use a gold crystal on when I get one, Sweep Speed or Sunday Wit? I have both at lvl 40Also I ordered a new ona, will post a vid when it arrives
>>565051280Be honest
>>565051152>i simply don't get it,You don't have to get why people are bothered by your unusual behavior. Part of living in society is listening to others when they say how they feel about what you're doing, and believing them even if their feelings don't make sense to you. Autists have to work hard to learn to understand that, I guess. Maybe you really are autistic? Anyway, it's undeniable that: You behave unusually, you are breaking some rules, and some people are saying they're bothered by your behavior. So maybe... you could change?I mean yeah you don't HAVE to unless the janitor forces you. But only doing nice things for others when you are forced to isn't very good.
> xOguri counter-triggered my Daiwa
>>565051473sir this is 4chin
Is it more gay to get your cock sucked by a dude or to suck a dude's cock?
>>565051297It affects your umas stats not the rivals and npcs>>565051435Do you plan on using any of the two? If no, then hold it.
>>565051325But if everyone is running Goldshi + Lates, isn't it going to be some shitshow?
>Everyone can post Uma reaction images attached to their fun, shit, nonsensical posts>Except that ONE THAT ONE MAKES ME SEETHE COPE AND DILATE AAAAAH STOP POSTING NTR MY BUSSY CAN'T TAKE IT This has to be the most mentally ill astroturfed schizoid hate posting we had on /uma/I'm glad we are not /xiv/ or some of the other infamous generals.
>>565051608definitely getting a guy blow you
>>565051679Don't use my wife for your shitposts
this will be remade in taurus 2
>>565051230>Why would you risk a 9% on MANT?HUBRIS
>>565051679You posted this yesterday
>>565051679>>56505180290s btwyou lost faggot
>>565044339I know well I am a low paying player, and do not have the best card. Everyone I sent are highrolls. I will probably be beaten by a shameless xoguri double dominator who fell out of A group running against other shameless xoguri double dominators. Even group B bronze gives the same amount of open group A gold. I got statues, monies, sp and carats out of this, so its fine. Why would I want to ruin my health by raging over a game?
>>565051834Many times in the past few threads actually
>>565051754That answer tells me a lot about you
>>565051259Except, i am not the one who started branding myself as whatever you guys call me. The reason I'm posting her along my posts is simply that she's my favorite, this is an imageboard and i'm allowed to post images. You lot are making this complicated when it's so simple.>>565051473Why do *I* have to change how I act and be bothered by the minorities crying over something so trivial. Real world isn't so forgiving that you have to be bothered by every little thing maybe they're the problem.
MEEEJIROMEEEJIRO
>>565051906You are actually oblivious on purpose, you know what you're doing is avatarfagging
>>565051820>114x64erm you better remake it
I'm gonna reply then I'm gonna hide the stub
>>565051820can you make any smaller antbro?
>>565051957desu wa~
>>565051906I said, >you don't HAVE toand you immediately replied with, >Why do *I* have toYou are not listening. Will you actually consider what I wrote?
>>565051648Yeah, someone needs to get promoted to dictate the pace when it becomes "Oops All End Closers" where Golshi gets first and loses because guess who relies on their unique and skills but can't use them lmao. It's a funny shitshow, I think there are late surgers who don't suffer like that as much, Tickezo sometimes escapes that.
>>565051448Nah I'm good thanks, my lazy ass is still somehow 4th highest in monthly fans so Danchou doesn't give a fuck what I do.
>>565052073wait, did that bitch tickezo actually win there? GOD I HATE HER
>>565051974>You are actually oblivious on purpose,I think you are vastly underestimating the human mind's capacity for delusion
>>565046192wtf, she is no longer round
>>565051620Yeah, probably both, theyre both pretty good no? I run Sweep + Fuku borrow for speed and always go +1100 or cap, and sunday has 10% race bonus at full uncap
>>565050332how bad is the third corner window for beyond? ive seen anons say that it's really slim
>>565051648
>>565051906younare literally posting her because you want to have recognition in the thread as "the guy who posts that girl and helps people"considering you have samefagged posts about yourself already in this thread like 10 timesdon't fucking kid yourself
>>565040418>>565041284>>565043816I will not buy into the preguma propaganda psyop
>>565052001Wtf? Teio™ is so smart!
>>565051820cinuma>>565052130She does, yeah, you can tell because she raises her arm at the end.
>>565046372Huh, the exact team I'm using is 800$. Groove, Natie and Mejiro Ugly.
This one of you in my pvp?
Parent farming in MANT is fun because you just build ace tier umas instead of autistically trying to balance 600+ stats like in prev scenarios, and no I will not post the sparks
>they are posting my dick on /gif/ bwc threads againUmas for this?
Methinks the fag does make some sense considering how well the thread is when people learn how to ignore him.
>>565052387nobody asked
uh oh the spam suddenly stopped he is prepping a next thread
>>565052435He doesn't make any sense. He doesn't understand what's happening and refuses to let anybody explain. But yeah, if he's really just an oblivious but well-meaning (and completely unreachable) doofus, then ignoring him is the way to go.
This is the opportunity to add all NTR images into your filter btw
Next bread will be fluffy but raw early baked Topro
>>565052683very comfy thread
>>565052723it 100% will
post something sleepy
>>565046372
does the wodka statue exist in uma land?
Prepare yourself... five new threads incoming...
>>565052842A disappointing result Golshi, should have been nine wins.
>>565052842UMA GROK IS THIS REAL
>final shopjust fuck my shit up
>>565052813
>>565044339
>>565052952rape whistle will carry
I'm warning all of you, if you don't stop bickering, I will rub one out thinking about the umas.
>>565051648kinda. the thing is straightaway spurt also activates too late here so it wont be super rng shitty late game like other spurt+nsm tracks, but when theres too many backliners than too many skills become obsolete so it devolves into a shitshow because the horses arent working the way theyve been built due to the room comp. the way to deal with this is getting lots of midgame skills+all the speed greens you can grab.
>>565052683They'll just edit the md5
>>565044339curse, close the app, open hitomi.la and fap for like an hour or two then sleep
Are we still using Redshift on CM15? (Leo rerun) I remember farming it for my SMaru but I wonder if the Hanshin remake changed anything
>>564850693>>564850693>>564850693
>>565052995I can't agree with what you've said. One isn't enough.
>>565053157Now that is unexpected
>>565053115>NTR posters are maliciousYou don't say
>>565053157I wonder how my bros at d2g are doing knowing that icefrog abandoned dota
>>565052181it is, but if you're in 7th or further back when the late race - you're losing to 5th and 6th because one of them will be outaccelerating unless you hit a perfect OYL (which you shouldn't have anyway because it's poor value). And if you're in 4th or higher at the start of the late race, you'll be hitting redshift on its own. If you end up in 5th or 6th later in the corner you're not going to be able to re-pass those umas anyway
>>565052387Lucky. I wish MY cock was big or white
>>565053136taiki nishino
wow. pickings for sprint parents on the database are SLIM
Where's my promised NTR bread
>>565053336That's for CM14, and inherited SFV doesn't work there
>>565052843Red Desire has a tiny one in her room, hidden away ofc
When is the "correct" time to make a new thread?
>>565053387cancer cup then? maru stillleo? nishino
>>565052995I'll do one even worse. I'll put their favorite uma on the slide
>>565053510now bwo
>>565053510page 7-8 or once image limit is reached, but desu make your dreams come true if you wanna do one now
I'm baking my bun inside of my favorite uma's oven. If you catch my drift.
next bread will be...
>>565053714>>565053714>>565053714
Any non NTR bake
>>565053886I would but I'm not on PC
>>565053741what a beautiful mayano
>>565053628I decided not to because it seemed like it'd be a hassle.
No... I don't want an NTR bake...
so this is the last una thread
Just use the thread you drama instilled crybabies.
>>565054170No. kill yourself you deliberately do these too
>>565054170>instilledThat word does not mean what you think it means.
>>565053347why are botters not running a zillion sprint careers
>>565054272>>565054274There is no other thread. Stop being overly dramatic.
>>565054537Kill yourself or maybe try to bake a thread normally
>>565054537What does that have to do with pointing out that somebody doesn't know what "instilled" means??
