Previous: >>565073480>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
uma feet
sex with trainer
Digitan LOVE
I wake up and find out Forever Young is announced in PakaLive to die and embarrass itself at the Ascot I don't know how I feel about this
This thread will be nigerer.
kingu
I did 11 runs with sirius symboli wit and got agemasen'd 8 times got the gold skill 2 times and event didn't finish one time
fuji post race paizuris
oh fuck i forgot to registerbut it still says matching?
>>565091015fuji wouldn't post here tho
>>565091046if you don't do anything, it automatically takes your last team and registers you
>>565091046If you didn't register, it'll automatically use the last team you used
>>565091046it uses your last used team
I think I will go full ends/lates this CM.
>>565091046jp office worker is rigging matches in a excel rn, but it uses your last team
>>565091015Fuji pre-race paizuris
>>565091046Hope you didn't purposely job or used a different team last set
Gold Clan game.
>>565090707>Super Creek threadBless you, Anon.
Which one of you is this
How do I cope with the fact that I'm getting blown out in A finals? I don't belong here, I scammed my way in with a shit oguri. The real oguris are gonna eat me alive
>>565091251does jobbing on purpose do anything? I think would see more G rank umas if it did
the game has:>2 cheerleader alts>10 ballroom altsif this doesn't convince you that this game's target audience and main revenue source is dykes and dykeminded people, i don't know what to tell you
Start a family.
Is Summer Golshi meta? Starting to think I should become end pilled
>>565091351Make fun of people who didn't make it to A finals
>>565091408her inherit is really fucking good
>>565091408for debuffers and team trials, yes. Not as an ace for CMs
>>565091354Some keeps saying that it lowers your "elo" and matches you with a weaker opponent or something but I doubt it.
>>565091354Some people believe there is a secret MMR during CMs, so supposedly you would get much easier opponents during finals if you lose a lot
>>565091408You love debuffs?
>>565091373I'm on it
>>565091339We have players in the white house?
>>565091408She's mandatory for TT and debuffers.
Why are all the pull guides for this game so awful even with the foresight?Sloptubers unironically telling people to skip the Kita bannersPeople were saying fucking Shinko Windy speed is better than Kita in MANT because of Race Bonus Who the fuck has a decent pull plan video? It can't all be gaslighting
>>565091543Where are the shota ningens
47
I want to have sex with Sweep Tosho
>>565091373Can't. Daiwa Major said I wasn't allowed to marry Scarlet.
>>565091351I ran three bad - mediocre fronts and scammed my way into A finals. If I somehow get a repeat of a Round 2 lobby I won, I could scam a plat, but realistically, I don't think that will happen. I think a leviathan will eat me for breakfast
>>565091542AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>565091623maybe use your own brain for once in your life
forever my kingu
>>565090427Memorabilia from local con. I think this wss pretty much the only uma related stuff.
>>565091373nah cost of living is crazy + i don’t wanna raise kids while i’m working 40 hours
>>565091354No, people think there's elo but it's bullshit. My cm10 finals had two 70% wr torenas matched up with my shitter ass at 40% wr
>>565091015>>565091217She is so fucking hot, oh my God
WHY DO I HAVE TO SHIT AGAINI JUST TOOK A SHIT LIKE 6 HOURS AGO HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO KEEP HAPPENING I HATE HAVING TO GET UP AND SHIT OUT MY LUNCH
>>565091806Cute Suzukachang
How can uma concentrate on running while having strong pussy tingles from seeing the other runner's jiggling breasts and arses? Considering that every trainee at Tracen is lesbian
>>565091623I just listen to witGOD and use the Uma Musume Lab website
>>565091785Yes I'll figure out what's good and what's not on scenarios that I never played
guess the play is 1 daily ura run now that sweepy is compromised?might have to adjust my pull plans though
just give me the group a 3rd place i already know how this shit is gonna end
>>565091373Why would you want your wife's cute tummy to be covered in stretch marks and her tits to become saggy?
>>565091623as a paceGAWD i'll just double spark on every scenario banner except for M*NT and I'm gucci
Testing if Catbox nuked the audio for this.
>>565091925Eat more fiber nigger
>>565091956Wasn't Witgod one of the people saying Shino>Kita in Mant
>>565092021i don't like this maya
>>565092081I refuse to believe someone ordered this and will gaslight myself that this is AI
>>565091956Witgod said to pull 2 sparks on the Tachyon/Hello banner.
>>565091623Every time I've ignored the sloptuber pull advice I've had a good time. When they said to skip Creek I pulled to MLB and have used her in hundreds of runs. When they said to pull on the Riko banner I pulled on the Biko banner instead and used her in all of my Unity runs. When they said to pull Fuku and ignore NTR I pulled for NTR and she's carrying my deck - I can still win all the races and hit stat targets with her and she actually has a useful gold skill instead of Fuku's trash.
>>565091812then what does it mean I'm 1st out of 9k~13k in A finals? is it some complicated score+winrate based match making?
>>565092021i like this maya
>>565090707Based mommy thread
>>565090994Do you use Nature and Yukino?
im gonna fucking job B finals too aren't i
>>565092220
>>565091964Me if I ever saw Fuji Kiseki.
STOP POSTING THAT UGLY LITTLE GOBLINOID MAYA
>>565090926>>565091806>>565092069all you have to do is check the time it was created, any other deletion besides that is either a coincidence, random bullshit or something else. catbox is really weird since the start of the year.>post a thing that always worked, still works>post it the next day, suddenly its brokenthis was not long ago as well, far past the initial data bust
>>565091957Start playing then
>>565092239I don't have either MLB so I use Tachyon wit
what happens when golshi runs out of monies?
>>565091839I love Fuji.
Can we have some Ines Fujin propaganda this thread?
Goblina Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>565092315have another one, cute little schizo
>>565092382Rape Mod comes online
No your trainee won’t give you after race paizuri. They have a concert to do afterwards. Do you really want to have your trainees smelling like sex and it affecting her rivals and classmates on stage?
>>565092387No. Either it's Mr CB (based) or Fuji (based).
>>565092339S-S-Sorry b-b-w-woooo
>>565092505>after live paizurieven better
>>565091964>cafe doesn't like her>pokke doesn't like her>shakur doesn't like her>everyone else sees her as an active nuisanceis tachyon the single biggest loser in all of tracen
>>565092387no
>>565092382you unlock a harder mode that makes your uma always get a late start and gives NPCs more stats, you get a medal if you complete a run in this mode
forever
>>565092384She has my dick in a chokehold, nobody comes close
>>565092375Why do you use Sirius then?
>>565092623woah she is the 4chan uma......
>>565092505sex with akikawa
>>565032458I did this with balanced full auto in Beyond Dreams and got SS rank Maya so maybe it's possible
>>565092623she’s definitely up therealso has the brownest fanbase
>>565092623yeah, morumotto-kun is her only ally
>>565092505>Do you really want to have your trainees smelling like sex and it affecting her rivals and classmates on stage?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-QrNLfvRzU>>565092623Why do you think so many beta male fags on here love her so damn much?
>>565092683to give my goldship a strong accel for CM13
>>565092387I think Ines Fujin would do so much part-time work that she'd convince herself she could probably pay you to help her let off some stress.
>>565092387Anus Fujin
>>565092870But it's not a strong accel
>>565092173Who said to skip Super Creep? It was used for years until the real broken stamina cards came out
>>565092967I don't recognize this uma.
six seven
>Cafe artist has to do military service and won't be able to draw for a whilenyo...
>>565092967the umas could use more boob squishing animations to be honest
>>565093171>thread is finally free of cafe faggotrybased
>>565091623I know you guys hate him but he is one of the only sloptuber who actually knows what he is talking about
>>565092315>every time someone calls Creek straight I die little insidehopefully this means when we call her straight enough (because she is), that faggot will die for real? YATTA!!!
>>565093171I saw that. Poor guy…hope he’ll be alright
I'm less than 25 more days till I own my Taiki Shuttle!
sprint B was not enough on a front...i clocked out at sprinters steak...
>>565093001Everyone with a brain since she's only used for the rare Long race and wasn't needed in Aoharu cause of Rice. We had like 2 CMs with mandatory Creek?
>>565093252witgod too though
>>565093171>reddit cafe is deadnice
>>565093252Who? Witgod?
>>565093001I can't remember where it originated from, but there was at least one sloptuber who was saying to skip and borrow her. I think the logic was that people needed to save carats for the Kitasan rerun and also for the NN wit and Riko banners, but I already had MLB Kitasan so I didn't need to save.
>>565092943what card should I borrow instead? I'm using dober+ryan+rudolf and a maruzen+oguri+ryan parents, they have nimble nav sparks
>>565093171be more specific
>>565093171Who?
>>565093398Either Topro or Yukino
>>565092387I'm fresh out of Ines prop, but I've got a fresh shipment of CB propaganda! IKUYOOOO
>>565093441>>565093456https://x.com/TomatoIDaphne/status/2049130551219749152this guy
>>565093485>continued CB propaganda from last nightLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565093252it's not my fault he fumbled his entry
>>565093324>witgod
With this provocative doodle you have now been enticed to join /Uma/ Club!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the #1 Broadway musical "Ichiban: My School, My Horse, And I" will have a couple openings for some cool torenas soon!Reply to apply!Desperate times call for desperate measures. . .
>>565091623>>565091623>Who the fuck has a decent pull plan video?mesave for tachyon speed, ramonu wit and pasa speed. that's your pull plan for the next 10 months roughly
>>565093529is he filipino or korean then
>>565092315Why would she do that?
>>565093628I can't leave my jobber club...
>>565093619I unironically borrow SR Guts Ayabe
>>565093529why is she there with her race outfit instead of her casual one
>>565093485I won't be able to hold out against this relentless CB propaganda. Please, think of my carats.
>>565093628you killed my dancho.....
>>565093619witgod does f2p guides
>>565093628wtf my danchud is a slut
>>565091623most of them are bad. That's why I usually stick to /uma/ where despite all the gaslighting and shitflinging, the best data is still to be found here. Supplemented with Witgod. If you're desperate for a yt personality, Rednu has decent evaluations of pull banners, and iirc he advised people to get Kitasan/Creek/Finemo MLB as their top priority, more than Riko/Fuku/NTR. Now he's advising hold for Tachyon if pacegod, SMaru if frontfag, and everyone to pull on Ramonu. Which tracks with what /uma/ is saying too pic related is a decent pull guide.
>>565093765He did that all by himself
>>565093619I would but I don't HAVE MLB SR AYABEFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>565092315S/he’s right Creek’s Mommysexuality transcends gender
>>565092630This one is probably my top 3 from the set. Painted nails, nails digging into the wrist and sleeve, towering over her and letting the thoughts run wild. I have lost a few liters to it
>>565093529>thaiOH NO NO NO NO NO NOi know that feel im a sinkie
>>565092154Tachyon paired with Kita will probably be the absolute best option in GL, even if you are not a pace chaser.
>>565093628Sadly my fan count is pretty low and I have too much loyalty to my current club, so no thanks
>>565093619>literally never see gutmeme aces in cms so farwho keep shilling this fucker
>>565093706that's okay>>565093765MUAHAHAHAHAHA i hope he's okay and comes back mambro>>565093796shut it
>>565093883kita/bakushin will be good tooyou use 3 speed cards in GL too anyway unless your uma is 20% spd
>>565093789so he's telling f2ps to roll for a card that gets no pity? That's even worse
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565093471I'm already using my own MLB topro and using yukino when I can get nimble nav from sparks seems like a bad idea because she had 5 race bonus, sirius has 10 and she has better hints and events
>>565093757It's only 30k if you get unluckybelieve in this sunny tomboy with smiling, funloving energy, and she'll come home to you soon.
we should make our own /uma/tuber and /uma/guides
Taurus training starting well
>>565094012Yep it's skipping time
>>565094081I fucking hate cm13 training in MANT, it's so cancer
>>565093937total fancount doesn't matter anon, club's total resets every month. but i understand if you're comfy where you're at
CB seduces you or both of you slowly fall in love? This is important for me to know.
>>565094058yeah let the geniuses that said skipping fm is optimal or the guy trying to gaslight people into thinking this seeking the pearl card is good make one
>>565093819>RednuHe literally doesn't know what he is talking about. He doesn't know anything about JP and is mediocre in globalLiterally everything he said he got it from other sloptubers
>>565094012L O N G K I N O
>I can only spare 30 rolls for cb yolo cause I'm saving 400 for mejiro wit and 200 for neo universe
>>565093819Rednu was the biggest sloptuber that told people to skip the first Kita banner kek
>>565094363Good AI
>>565093628That Amazon is indeed provoking my lustI'd feel bad abandoning Almond/Tamalove right now though. Think we can hold on if we just find 3 guys to fill our slots
>gold week>stego figure already>golshi week in globali have gold clan fatigue
>>565094236very helpful post, your contribution is, "X person is dumb because he just is." Either a) produce someone who's not shit, or explain how>top priority is getting mlb Kitasan, Creek/Finemo, then Fuku/NTR if you can afford itis bad advicefucking faggot piece of shit, gas yourself
I just follow what people here says
>>565094314>mejiro witYou have an entire year to save for that card
Hello friends!!
>>565094012HARUTEN RERUN
taiki? sex
danchou...why is your fan output tanking today?
does golshi mode make your support cards stop working?
>>565094546I have to spend 400 to roll cb (wit) bro
>>565093619>Kitasan will be back for GrandliveWitgod telling people Kita is bad in MANT
>>565094392proof?
>>565094024You are a Cygames intern. I can't prove it yet, but I'm on to you.
>>565094546sometimes I like to imagine what kind of face mcqueen would make if she smelled my unwashed dick
>>565094569Isn't that Stayers Stakes? First one ever?
>>565094626It’s not though?
>>565094739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yPAiLUrqI8&t=301s
>>565094740I wish, I bet I'd get free pulls if I were
>>565094562Haro
>>565094764she would make the filipinx hating face
>>565093952He keeps insisting it's easy on Oguri and I'm sure anyone that tries it without playing all day realizes how bad the low rolls are in addition to wanting weird legacies like wit
i can’t believe they killed sweepynow wtf do i do
*>>565094545We told you to pull Fine Motion now tho
>>565094452Working as intended.Danchou suddenly quit recently right? I hope it stabilizes. Don't put that stability on your own shoulders thoughbeit if it will impact your enjoyment of umas & musumis
>>565094314go back v/troon
>>565095029>rent free
>>565094787You’re right, yeah
>>565095014I only had 15k carats....sacrifices had to be made
why is she like this
>>565094994play the game
>>565094787Is encroaching shadow and banri ikku even usable on that track?
>>565093952in his defense maybe they'll be good for mile and sprint but guts cards have awful skills.
>>565094227Pearl is good, thougheverShe made me my first Ug
>>565095024Nudanchou said he'd recruit and I'll see give him a chance before jumping ship. It's just 3 slots (assuming we all stick together)
We should hold discussion like this one
Utsu Camp
>>565094952
>>565095265don’t wanna
>>565094994keep sweeping until you get warnedI need an evidence from our side
>>565094546Post more baseball stan McQueen art.
Is the stamina Super Creek SSR still gonna be used for the foreseeable future? I have an LB0 card and I haven't used the SSR selector nor the rainbow crystal just in case there's a better use for it in the future.
should i make my own maru or dober backliner parent? how is the borrows at uma.moe looking likedober's career is pissing me off tbhdeshu
>can claim teio and taishin for freeWhat the fuck?How did I get that many
Is this event story better than the previous one or is it another easy skip?
>>565094562
>>565094546Some poor fucker is getting soda splashed all over him
>>565095497Super Creek wont be powercrept for like a calendar year and will still be fine once the better version (sounds of earth stamina) comes out. Hold on to your crystals but she's a good target for tickets (since those dont work for future cards)Do note that for mant specifically it's MLB or bust since that's when she gets 10% race bonus (and the game rounds down when you have only 8). Otherwise 3lb is totally fine.
>>565095512How did you get that many Taishin pieces?
>>565095497wait for the CB+creek rerun
Doto...
Why did they name a horse Mr. CockBalls are they stupid?
Good luck everyone
>>565095351I really need to go camping alone. It seems so comfy and I want to act like a vagrant in the woods and hike or fish. Nothing but me, Admire Vega plush, and my glock 48
>>565095509dober is very hard to train. if i were you i'd make a single borow emergency dobie with the best parent you can find and then grind maru
>>565095920Shichi kiss
>>565095523>>565095854fuck you, you nearly gave me a heart attack
>>565095854Reminder that in-game Doto is secretly very lusty too and most definitely aware that you're always staring at her boobs
>>565095854Too bad that old perv is snipped
>>565095854Based Doto
>>565092623shes trans so it makes sense. lots of people are phobic.
>>565095528
>>565095854old pervert
Realized today that on the website Curren is part of the junior division and Smart Falcon is part of the senior division.Imagine have a feud with a middle schooler and fucking losing lol
You know he's going to die in 5 months right?
YWNBAT
>>565093628if i quit mambo the day before reset will you accept me?
Now that's instantly better
>>565095854
>>565095940
>>565096357Danchou you can leave any time. You dont have to wait for the time out
>>565096391now edit a queen of spades icon into it
>>565092173I was going to pull on Fuku but then magically some random JP player appeared on the Xitter timeline saying the card was her biggest pull regret so I trusted it. The free pulls on Top Road made it easy to MLB it, I don't give a fuck she falls off later, runs have been a breeze.
gooning to this
>>565096357don't say that...
>>565096357Hang yourself on a doorknob
>>565096024Would Doto let me hit it if I begged her?
>training maru>hit autoselect deck>picks 5 speed SSRs and borrows ashinzawawhat the fuck
>>565096426
Why are mares like this?
>>565096391Massively improved, it’s not even close
>>565091351Getting into a finals is all that matters, earned or scammed. We've all had platinums we don't deserve and golds/silvers we don't deserve. I've lost to jobber finals and won vs whale finals. You can't control it. It's one single race.
>>565095854based horndog
>>565096575I only pulled Fuku because I got like 2 copies in the free rolls and MLB'd her in 280 rolls
>>565096671autoselect is made for actual newcuties and 5 speeds is the easiest way to clear career
>>565092315I don't have problems seeing Creek as straight but her babying Taishin and Tama is just way too hot.
>>565093628I can probably join as a last resort if there are no other A+ clubs that will be recruiting. Planning to leave umanko because of the recent happenings. Stopped interacting and sending stickers too.
>>565096357Don't leave your mambros...
>>565094928He corrects himself in his own pinned comment and says with the updated gibs, absolutely reroll on first Kita banner. And in the video itself, the advice to skip the first Kitasan banner is if you aren't rerolling.Try again
Always love art of Pokke melting when it comes to Fuji
>trying to make maru parent>she keeps losing the g1 racesi dont get itdo i just not play the usual MANT way and just keep clicking speed
You really can't help yourselves responding to that dumb image. I know what you are
>>565096582Can you goon to this?
>>565096761That's fair. With Fuku and Riko/Rice I got no luck with the freebies (one Rice, zero Rikos, zero Fukus) so I had to leave it at that, wasn't worth it to go all the way.
>>565096918don't call doto dumb he's just old and horny
Fenomeno is lucky she's gold clan otherwise she wouldn't get shit.
>>565096864Yeah after a shitload of people called him retarded he corrected himself, I'd rather not use him for advice anyway
>>565096635She most definitely would
Yae
>>565096918Whats wrong with Doto being an horny old horse?
I like Flower a lot but she was kind of a dumb pull in hindsight Don’t have it in me to farm parents anymore
>>565096884Red Shift is pretty shit on most tracks, anon. You want a speed inherit like Barcarolle or Pulse, which you'll purchase before your races start in late August, and you'll want to get as close to 300/300/300 speed/power/wit by then, too. Buy a few generalist midrace skills and you should be fine.
>>565091373
>>565091351I did the same. I was crashing out, couldn't get more than 1/5, so on the last day I cope trained a xoguri and managed to get a single 3/5 round. Pic related. I fully expect to get pegged by some UG god for my arrogance.
>>565091949they get fucked hard by their male trainers before each race so they can concentrate
>>565092025Homosexual post
>>565092025yes
>>565097056Yeah no shit, that's why I told anon to not listen to youtubers, they're mostly full of it/wrong. Witgod has been the least wrong the most often, and still remembers what it's like to play as f2poor, unlike most youtubers who are whales and don't remember what not having mlb Finemo/Creek/NTR/Nature/Fuku feels likeBut if someone really wants a youtuber, well, the fat Korean isn't awful. If you know a better one, let anons know
>>565097330McCute
>>565095854>>565096024
>>565097330McCalorie
>>565097438Rape
>>565097438Hey that's my screenshot
>>565097423>>565097502McHype!
>>565092025because we both want children and she's willing to go through that to produce the fruit of our love plus she'll look sexy as fuck near the end
>>565092025I would welcome such things, because it'd mean she'd borne me many foals and I'd treasure the herd we had begun togetherI cannot imagine anything happier than doing that with pic related.You, Sir, are a Faggot and a Homosex.
>old man Doto sometimes wears Taiki's blanket when coldAw, that's sweet
danchou just flew over my house
>>565097504hey
Average spic meme
Which guts cards should I take for OG maru if I wanna try a meme guts build... I dumped my gold crystals on ayabe so I have that one, I'm borrowing bakushin for groundwork... is the other one just Urara?
>>565097631When did he learn how to fly?
>>565097612He's so damn handsome for an old man
>>565096357>if I sabotage another club for no reason will youNo.
>>565097636Not really, in spic groups people get bullied out if the joke is porn.
>>565092069cute ace
>>565097389None of the big ones are really great but I'd rather listen to Moomoo, WitGod or VF than Rednu.
>>565097741thank you. application en route.
>>565097776How would you know that?
>>565097827Rednu literally parrots VF's advices, and even had VF made him an ace before.
Mambo will have a spot for in about 7 days. I could be (You)rs!
>>565097739Careful now Currenposter, you don't want to become the new Mr.Hands.
moomoo doesnt even make the tier list himself
>>565097885I started learning Spanish during covid era their meme game is too good.
>>565096247How do they determine who is Junior and who is senior? Is it just a year cut off?
>>565096691Because a trainer's protein shake helps muscle growth, increases performance and makes their skin all soft and sparkly
>>565097936I just want a club without any free drama
>>565097776the biggest spic group is all about porn jokes, literally bigger than the groups that talk about the game
>>565097827I like the cow and WitGod71M3 is also great
>>565098019*rapes you*
If I remember correctly Uma&Co have a member that'll quit after reset. I wonder if they'll even be able to recruit considering how bad their reputation is currently.
>>565097776Yeah, that's the case for the safe horny zoomzoom groups.
>>565098013Maybe it will get better in the future?
>>565092339
>>565097885Uma is a "Global" game no?
>>565097330Cutest fatty ever
>>565094452If it helps you come to a decision I’m quitting the game after monthly reset, so TamaLove’s gonna be looking for 4 people
>>565097889Yes, except he manages to make the advice worse. I'd rather listen to the person that comes up with bad advice than a person parroting bad advice>>565098092Moomoo is probably my favorite to watch if I had to watch someone but he doesn't really play that much and says dumb things sometimes.Never heard of the spoiler guy
>>565098335Pokke in my pocket.
>>565097827VF shilled Riko/Rice over saving for Kitasan, worthless
>>565093252>>565091623/uma/ mostly wants to gatekeep good infoThey dont want fellow anons or lurkers to even use chronogenesis and listen to successful umatubers like vf Would rather give bad info like witgod aka seriru or gaslight all day.
>>565098004STOP POSTING THIS MAYA IMMEDIATELY
>>565097776 half the ones I see are just being horny
>>565098203they welcome shitposters with open arms. they'll be fine
When do we get Ms. Victoria?
Huh. Not bad. Not bad at all. How worried are you about debuffers?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565098303>Yes, except he manages to make the advice worse.example? holy shit you really hate the fucker
yeah but is it pink tho
>>565098004That Maya is the only spic meme I ever liked
>>565098415>gatekeep good info>listen to successful umatubersThis is why there's so much rednu slander btw
Gold City mouth on my feet
If an /uma/ poster put on a voice changer and a VTuber avatar and literally parroted everything from here, including the gaslights, they would end up being the biggest /uma/tuber by a country mileIt’s literally a free following for anyone charismatic enough to talk in front of a cameraGo do it
>>565098515id get fired from tracen for staring at tazuna's pantylines all day
>>565098591jokes on you I like babinikus more
>>565098591>charismatic enough to talkoooo that's gonna be a tough bit innit
>>565098006I'm not sure if there's any logic behind it, it just seems a bit random.I know it's not based on the year the horse ran or was born because Teio is part of the junior division but Tachyon is part of the senior division.I think they just choose depending on their personality or something.
How do we stop another wave of players quitting in 5 hours? This CM is so soulless it will kill all remaining oshi players.
>>565098528in 6 CM more
Neicha and kingu having lunch a CUTE
>>565098515only half?
>>565098591Do I have to pretend to be a woman too?
>>565098591>charismatic enoughNot me
Seiun love?
>>565098552Common sense? Nigger you're the one saying he parrots advice. Would you rather take advice from Guy A that at least came to his own conclusions and formed his own opinions or take advice from Guy B that's just parrotting what Guy A says
>>565098528>it took 3.5 years for maya to win a chanmimayabros...
>>565098591I don't even need a voice changer but I hate streamers.
>>565098203Qrd? Was there a new club drama recently?
hi, they all parrot the same advice. hope this helps.
>>565098820I look like this
Hishi Amazon is pretty
>>565098776I will believe what Guy B says because he isn't brown
>>565098823hey mambo will have an open spot soon haha just saying haha
my uma parrots "gluck gluck gluck" on my dick every time we umapyoidoes that help?
>>565098728>>565098591Heart me out: Female bokumanko avatar, but male voice without the tranny shit, just a dude who identifies as dude speaking like a dude.
>>565098697Rice senpai...
>>565098718Too many Baki & DBZ & now Invincible traces throwing off my ratios
>>565098847VF is the only one winning CMs in JP of course they're going to parrot him. Witgod is so fucking bad at this game.
>>565098591That guy already kind of exists though
>>565098820I already won 2 with Maya without the metafag Maya
>>565098591https://files.catbox.moe/uzw1ym.mp4Vtubing is not for /vg/
Looking at this again and they really gave Stego a semblance of a chest I don't know how to feel about it.
>>565098960boyfags would eat that up
>>565098960As long as its not VF style where they end up trooning out, based
>>565098092I've been watching Rae and feel like I have been doing better at the game, I think a girl telling the basics makes me focus more than the other sloptubers. It helps that she's... actually fluent in English as well kek
>>565098303>Never heard of the spoiler guyHe usually breaks down CM tracks/meta and explains how scenarios and TT works. He doesn't really do banner specific videos, but his scenario videos usually say what's good for the next 4 months.Like Witgod his English is awful
>>565098985witGOD's advice got me 5 plats THO
>>565099124witgod literally said he was making the EN guides so he could learn english, japs usually have poor english skills even at school
>>565099123rae laughs too much at the dumbest things
How come she never finished her event chain
>>565098591you just want an /uma/ vtuber to jerk it to
>>565098776no, the anon I was responding to said that. I've seen a handful of his pull vids and it's always>uma isn't meta, so pull if she's your wife, if she is meta pull if you're a metafag>card is not great, pull if whale, save for mlb creek/Finemo/now save for Tachyon/SMaru/Ramonu. Which mostly everyone says now, including /uma/Every youtuber screws things up, e.g. Seriru was wrong about stam requirements in Pisces.
any new plump uma art im dying of thirst
>>565098912can't wait for the wedding alt
>>565099123>anon is such a slutty submissive that a woman's voice telling him what to do is all he needs to effectively learnthis place is so pathetic...
>>565099110If using your oshi to represent yourself trooning out then are avatarfags trans people in denial?
>>565099250you didn't let her pamper you enough
>>565098960I hate Female avatar/Male voice. It messes with my head
Monetizing. Running ads.
>>565099359There is nothing wrong with him using Vivlos as avatar but he legit started trooning out which is gay.
>>565098960this is literally just babiniku
>>565099275I feel this would still be a win-win
>game made me brick not one, but TWO runs for the sake of some carrots
someone should live2d a rabi i think it would be a hit with sloptubers and watchers alike
Flash
>>565097575>>565097591>About 20% of couples break up within the first year of a child's life, and the likelihood of divorce increases as the number of children grows. Additionally, many studies suggest that relationship satisfaction tends to decline for parents compared to non-parents
>>565099446>he legit started trooning outMy goat would never do that
>>565099446>he legit started trooning out Proof?
>>565092387
>>565099485That's exactly what I meant but I don't like using scary terms on /vg/
>>565098591https://www.youtube.com/@Shanaha/videos
>>565098303There is that one guy who basically combined crunching math and always suggesting you should focus on 3 risky umas instead of overstamming like crazy but i forgot his name.He wasnt wrong though, one borderline uma that spurts properly can easily beat witgod tank umas.
>that one friend that went missing and was never found
Biblos best uma
>>565098820That's just the average front win rate.
>>565099734No. It needs to be a cute girl avatar. This is vital.
>>565099446Imagine you go to an Uma event and you spot a drunk VF in full Vivlos cosplay including a tail butt plug.What would you do?
Found a JP tweet happy about the new Fuji Kiseki then they quote retweeted themselves saying they're gonna move their residency to her forehead and it got a good chuckle out of me
>buttblasted anon is now spreading lies about familyabsolute pottery, nothing is better than working hard for your umawife and your children
>>565099705I bounce like this
>>565099532It was Cygames testing how far you'd be willing to go just to fill a checklist
>>565099354One Rae does great work she encourages and teachings critical thinking and learning how to understand the game so you can play what you want with the resources you have much better than so many that people have said felt unrelatable if they didn't have the cards suggested.I believe the science shows people in general are more suggestive to female voices.
>>565096512can you be a cringe tranny on /v/?
>>565099705Nobody bounces like this.
>>565099878baseball bat to the head, damn pedo
>people unironically discussing jewtubers and their livesJesus Christ
>>565098946If I become danchou there will be more than just one open spot just saying
>>565098775HATE
Is it normal to have Stay Gold fatigue?
>>565099878turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>565100002I only do it ironically
>>565098985Witjap is more like a generalist whale who gives you an overall idea for a casual experience, which most people want. However the said people want to compete while being f2p AND casual, and this is where the shit hits the fan.
Autis/uma/ will also have a space
>>565100076Sure.
>>565099221I think that's the reason I liked her in the first place. It's a good laugh.
>>565100002happens when you let thirdies shit up your thread with their off topic garbage all the time, this includes off topic schizo rambling about this and that avatarfag instead of TALKING ABOUT THE GAME OR ITS FRANCHISE
>>565099759I think that only works if you're running Late/End gamblers.Never tried it because there is nothing that makes me angrier than losing because my Uma ran out of Stamina 50 metres before the finish line
uh oh antisloptuber melty
>>565099705/uma/club dancho bounces on me like this
I don't give a FUCK what faggots on YouTube are saying
>>565099321
sirius is for the women
>>565100132Noooo don't kick me out
>>565100018You wouldnt kick me, right? I do one proper career every day
>>565100120>However the said people want to compete while being f2p AND casualI don't see how that's possible. You'd need MLB Kitasan + Creek + Finemo and the meta umas like VBourbon, SMaru, and Hoguri, and that's a steep hill to climb unless you're a low-mid spender.
>>565100338brown dust is garbage
>>565100342>this very forward prince type character is for womanno shit sherlock, go and read more manga instead of being an anime only tranny
>>565099878I would ask if his tail is held high
>>565100342WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE
>>565100272bwo is flatter than mcqueen
>>565100402You would be surprised at how many poor brown people play games f2p and want to compete at the highest level
>>565098835Don't think it's a drama. Just that the NTR poster is from that club and he spams and shitposts blatantly.
>>565100330you don't need to tell everyone you attention whore
>>565100384I would never kick someone following the rules
>>565098946is Mambodanchou still flatlining or is that just a meme? I haven't bothered to check Mambostats for a month or so
>>565100503>chocolate
>>565100120No, Witgods problem is that he thinks Global = JP.A f2p can compete with whales in global because we know what to roll for and what to skip.The deck suggestions he gives for f2ps in Global are complete poverty decks that only JP f2ps and the dumbest of Global f2ps are forced to use.
>jewtuber talk>the stego spammer still breathesjust execute everyone in the thread myself included
are you guys bots or somethingsomeone posts a picture and you always reply the same way>dirty maya"STOP POSTING THIS" "KEEP POSTING THIS">curren"I bounce like this" "I don't bounce like this"what's wrong with you, I swear to go if after this post I see someone posting Altore images or GLORY EYES soundposts I'm going to start believing this is a dead internet theory general
>>565100646I look like this
>>565100342she needs correction *anger vein*
>>565099221>I hate joyFix your heart or die
>>565100646uh oh almond jew melty
>>565100582doto sabotaged her
>>565100553Maybe someone should just tell him to do his career one day earlier. He always does his on the 4th day
>>565100562He died. We will be holding a wake in 6 days
>>565100359Sorry. No quarter for the flatline.
>>565100646You're just jealous nobody says anything about your AI image
>>565100540hur dur ntr poster hur dur yes lets continue to ignore the blatant false flagging akin to tachyon and golshi trannies of old (think month 1/2, you disgusting newfaggots)let's ignore the fact that NTRfag posts ON TOPIC IMAGERY while often times saying nothing, a thing plenty people are doing but its bad when he does it cuz a schizo has a huge hate boner against NTRmeanwhile the antijp schizo is free to roam while screaming top of his lunge CONSTANTLY without talking about the game and/or franchise+>>565100626oh hey talk about the devil there he ishere, look, schizo, its a jp only uma that you ALWAYS ignore in favor of screaming about NTR
>>565100646a bot would say this
So this can be cleated, right? I can't see why I would ever use this card, Unyielding is useless and its stats are horrendous
>>565100646bouncelet spotted
>>565100646It's a combination of discord zoomers and retards
>>565100646Ai wouldn't say this
>>565099221I hate her fake laughing
>>565100503Here you go.
>>565096391now edit a queen of hearts icon into it
>>565100527I mean I'd like to compete, but I've never won plat in a CM. I'm f2p and am no illusion that's a big reason I'm not competitive in PvP
my favorite uma? Curren. my favorite streamer? Asmongold of course
>>565100758He doesn't even talk so I really wouldn't care if he got kicked
>>565100865uh oh cheval melty
>>565100870Enjoy your 4 Ryan power SRs I guess, if you're a retard.
Is Fine Motion a difficult mant encounter? I notice I lose often against her in medium/mile and have to use clocks.
>>565100870Yes, cleat it immediately and post proof
>>565100865Oh hey it's random paranoid freakout guy. Hey guy, how are your horsies doing
>>565100927STOP SHITTING UP /uma/ AND GO BACK TO /umaJP/ YOU NTR FAGGOT
The black and purple sisters
>>565100646Curren's I run/bounce like this is /uma/ culture
>>565100646>Mayain game>Currenin game>Almond Eyenot in game for another 3 years so only larpers care about herlearn the difference nigga
>>565100974Damn bitch let your legs breath
>>565100865Just because you made up advices and post an uma character doesn't mean you're not shitposting or better than any of the shitposters here
HEY SHOOSHIO IF YOU ARE HERE FUCK YOU YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY THE GAME
>>565100865Can you not shitpost with my wife? I appreciate it.
>>565094562hello rapist of babies
New club requirement.
>>565101102>the /lgbt/ posters are part of /uma/ culture
>>565101157said the bluesky tranny fucking actual children
>>565100870I wholeheartedly agree with you do it and post proof here
>>565096391She looks good, but too bad it's just her OG outfit but with cape
>>565101143He will also be getting the axe although you didn't have to doxx
>>565101220I don't post on Bluesky...
>>565100646Sorry did you prefer it when the schizo shits up the thread with his samefagging and xitter bait posts when there's nothing interesting going on?
just saw the pakalive and it's yet another must-pull style card... how do jp niggas cope genuinelymy oshis are spread across front/pace/late, i wouldn't bother with lates but my kamioshi is neicha and i yearn late specialist cards to make her goodi've had a pull plan made for a few months that goes all the way to the newest jp content and i would be completely out of carats by around 5th anni because of card pulling. do i just have to start swiping at some point
>>565099123No actual foids. It has to be a man.
>>565101190>12 mant runs in 2 daysget a life
>>565100870I don't suggest cleating and also you want it for event bonus
>>565101412I hate Teio so much it's unreal.
>>565096391sex SEX sex SEX sexSEX sex SEX sex SEXsex SEX sex SEX sex SEX sex SEX sex SEXsex SEX sex SEX sex
>>565101384jp niggas are genuinely autistic so they choose just one. IE NTRfaggot stegofaggot etc.
>>565100175tbf there's just not much to talk about. MANT is solved and most things happening with the franchise is locked to JP so effectively non existent for most people here
>>565101384You either swipe or run subpar leveled cards and slowly MLB cards with RGB shards
>>565100952He posts stickers and slings shoes, it would be fine if he just did his one career a day earlier.
>>565101384Try winning CMs and joining a non shitter club (/Uma/Club)
>>565101143They are a serial flatliner. Would not suggest inviting them to an /uma/ club.
>>565100359Kick him dancho, he sent me unwanted dick pics, whether I liked them or not doesn't matter.
Damn you, Cygames.
>7 xitter accounts and 2 artist tags according to danbooruwhat's up with this guy
>>565101583is that a fucking blackberry case
>>565101583
>>565100865>let's ignore the fact that NTRfag posts ON TOPIC IMAGERY while often times saying nothing, a thing plenty people are doing but its badthat's called spamming/flooding retard, just because it happens in the JP thread to keep it from falling off page 10 doesn't mean he can do it here
>>565101546We can bring it up but ultimately I just want a dancho that enforces the very simple rule
Wada SEX
>>565099613sounds like anti-human kike propaganda and I don't buy it so you can shove it straight up your loose faggot ass while I raise a dozen happy children with my loving wife.
>>565101678no it's a pouch that you put your nui in, it's a starting gate
>>565101289MAMBOCCHI TERTUL 終わりだ WOOL EL MYSTERIO MAMBORIBUSSPOOK NETH A SHOU ANIMOUS AQUANTIS CUPCAKE ASTRONAUTS YEPPY@YEPPERS MOBLIN ALOWW TORENA DIGNITARIANVICENTE V. TILLY MIKE KIUNAI VATTIC DEFFIE WHOLESLAYER TING KEB SHOOSHIO HOOK
>>565101678Looks like a card holder
Die stego fagJust fucking die stegofag no one likes her but you
>>565101643The site keep swatting him but he keeps coming back
>>565101643He posts actual softcore CP sometimes and makes alts to evade bans. Cool dude.
>>5651013841. Selector Tickets2. Scam Gachas3. Daily paid rollsOnly time I'll ever spark is finishing a spark when they give out like 150 free rolls. I run 0* cards and pray for the best, like I recently got Power Bourbon and it has actually been helpful even at 0* because then I can borrow MLB Aston Macchan.>>565101678No.
Wait a minute.
>>565101807Stop that!
Stay Gold is cute, thoughever
>>565100646Autistic people really like routines.
>>565100870>its stats are horrendousgoes to show how shitty f2p power cards are. I wish it had TE, but 65 SP and 35% FB isn't a horrible statstick. When I started Uma Musume in July anon told me to never cleat, on the basis that:>there's a good chance you will use this Mambo Guts/Urara Guts/etc card at some point>there is almost no chance you cleating will get you anything good>therefore cleating is the less good optionargument seems solid to me
>cleaning up my veterans>somehow forgot about a full uma stan, ignited pwr and pto legacy I was planning on loopingBetter late than never I guess
>>565101773>>565101810>>565101870ohhhh
>>565101384Unlike with global, JP is generous with gibs, and have enough time to save up for next must have cards. Most of the players are paying the passes, and the paid currency shop is a lot cheaper than global.
>>565101143His demise will be in >looks at danchou6 days
>>565101807AIEEEE I CAN READ MY OWN NAME!!!
>>565101817>post this>>565101953>suddenly this fag appearsnoooooticing
>>565101909Is there even a good power card until Tamamo Cross?
>>565099613> Study that doesn't differentiate wanted children from unwanted children, or longevity of the relationship before having children, or parent age during conceptionWow look, a useless dogshit study.Let me tell you something about every single population study: The bottom quintile is a bunch of subhuman retards.
>>565101996>logs back in at exactly 2 hours before he is removed>leaves again
>>565099613color of the umas this study was performed on? you can't go pretending the cultural differences between chestnuts and bays have no hand at play here
>>565100646autists are just flesh chatbots and we have enough of them aroundit's not really that big of a deal
>>565101765don't respond to lying assholes. Seeing happiness genuinely enrages them, so post more pics of Super Creek and children to piss xir offalso so I can save them
>>565102075now THIS is slopadopolis
Ikeumamusume
>>565101687I've posted hundreds of contextless fanart images in these threads and all responses have been silence or mild encouragement, because I only pick relatively good pictures, I constantly change which characters I'm showing, and I generally don't post the same picture twice. It's not that hard. But I guess when an autist gets a Special Interest things just work differently for that person, and friction will arise
>>565102094I think that would genuinely end the club
i follow wit god and get ug, i follow vf and get S rank
/uma/ is a Brian's Timegawd general
>bro I just want to post JP umas since my thread is dead why are you so aggressive :( please include me in the conversation waaaaahhh>also you're autistic and indian if you don't like me lolevery JPfag is like this then they wonder why there's a guy telling them to fuck off every time they post anything
>>565102036I don't mean to sound like a pilpulling faggot, but it depends on what your definition of good is. Pasa power is probably the best one, I had good results with it on my alt account. Vodka and Oguri aren't too shitty, either. But no f2pfag would really have any of those, with the exception of Pasa if you got a bunch on the Kita rerun.
Okay but where are the /uma/bfs
>bro I just want to be a schizo freak that never talks about his runs or the game in general>bro I just want to scream at literal who posters that do things I refuse to do
i just post cafe and click on another tab
>>565102172>I can't draw female faces, the artist
Why are the insufferable posters always posts JP umas, it's like they want global to hate them
>>565102367NTRfaggot never talks about his runs too tho
>>565102036Nishino Flower is a must have and the scenario cardFood festival is the first scenario where you actively need to train power with a power card to get decent power
>>565102075holy fucking shit what is that prompt? Gosling.exe? I've seen it with tons of other umas now, what the actual fuck is it?
I got 1 more borrow left how do I kill 7min
kawakami princess is really good desu
Why are the insufferable posters always ESLs that refuse to do anything on topic, instead only ever screaming about other posters instead of the game?
>>565102370Hey, quick, click back
>>565102515watch the cheerleader event
>>565101583tranny
Just post in the JP thread when the NTR faggot shits up this place, that usually shuts him up
I hope you guys are ready to grind the claw machine if you want to 100% the game
>>565102641fatherless schizo
Okay, but what about Orange?
Is it the next CM that they increase the open league rank?
>>565102515New day was just 3 hours ago...
>>565102734JUSTICE FOR TOTOPO. DEATH TO UMA&CO
Does OYL just straight up not work in Taurus or am I being gaslit again?
>>565102801Yes, it's always been the next CM
>>565102887it's extremely RNG on the low end
>>565102734KEEP SCROLLING PAST THE SCHIZOPHRENIA, TOREINA!>>565102801To what, A? S? A+?
>>565090707Cute lesbian!
>>565101807AIEEEE DONT SHAY THAT!!
>>565102942>To what, A? S? A+?A+ iirc but I'm not sure which cm it happens.
>>565102851Yeah I give up if the first inspo isnt good. I didnt actually finish 4 runs
no one wants to read stegofag's tranny twitter blogposts so fuck the character and her fansother jp umas are fine
>Grandsire - Roberto
>>565102036>>565102501Also since power cards became mandatory they started releasing specialized power cards, mainly Ardan for pace chasers, Kris S for long late surgers and Buena for medium end closersYou can pull Ardan since it has free pulls and it's a double banner with wit Rudolf otherwise just borrow Kris S and Buena when you need them
>>565102934Are we talking like "corner acceleration" RNG where it's good 1/10 runs or like "turbo sprint in the sprint CM" RNG where it's good 1/3 runs?
>>565100870Horrible gold and she is compareable to a Pasa so i will probably cleat mine.
>>565103045ntr melty
>>565103073There's also Neo Universe for Lates.
>food festival mentioned
>>565102151
>the schizo continues to ramble on having a meltyuh ohhhh>>565103040Really? Huge if true, going to change back to Open in an instead when it happens, Graded is way too sweaty and impossible to win.
Finally got my other Cafe figures after they’ve been held hostage by customs for two weeks. What the hell was going on there?
>>565103139Is the Neo in Neo Universe pronounced Knee-Oh or Neigh-Oh
>>565103110>he has MLB Pasa but if you don't..well let's just say I'm keeping mine.
MEEEJIROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565102942Alright
>>565102151I don't have Creek images with children but you can have this one
>>565103139Yes but I was talking about those before Tama, also Neo Universe is good for everyone on mediumThere's even front runners who drop power Bourbon and TTL for Neo Universe because her mid-race skills are just too strong
>>565103278Customs just does that sometimes
>>565103212I want super creek to act like this but then go feral on me shortly after
>>565103379Glad someone listened to my brave advice.
you guys are such fags lmao
>>565103279just watch a race and you will hear the commentator pronounce ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGPTy2HMBI4
>>565103212she's too perfect
>>565102734Shiraoki isn't real
>>565100018imagine if the psychotic demonic ticket guy got pace promoted to dancho. holy shit.
>>565103310I don't. I got LB1 Pasa. MLB Pasa to Kawakami is what Finemo is to Sunday.
dont cleat kawakami pow she gives 90 power and unyielding is not useless. goldship unique can make it good
Census, second passhttp://poal.me/r8sjcx
>>565103538>supercreek12.pngAnon, I ...
>>565103073you forgot to mention power Ruby which is mandatory for late and end. this general got raped into thinking stamina cards are important when you can get away with sparks and power training easily
>>565103325Dobah
>>565103252Some old posts I found says it happens during Taurus repeat, so it should be the next cm, and it goes to A+
>>565103494I always check out what a fukubro has to say
Transcend's hair is too round here. Falcomaxxing
people who take debuffs into TT need the fucking rope
>>565103798for mediums sure, but not long
>>565103769to be fairthey are pretty similarBig Maru fan but from thumbnails it's easy to mistake them since they share the same hair color
>>565103538That's Bamboo Memory.
>>565103769Sloppers' eyes don't function
>>565103906which is why longslop sucks
>>565103889You ain't seen nothin yet
>>565103846Good to know, cuz I'm not a fukubro, I just sometimes post her cute images for funsies, also the "keep scrolling toreina" thing is funny.>>565103881My super mega sexy BRO!>>565103825A+ could be fun as hell, huge improvement to stinky ass B at least which was always a pain to stat max to.
959 stamina + 1 white is enough for late surgers for Taurus right? please respond
You guys like dirters?
Hoggers are the problemnext CM will still be medium but double doms won't be as oppressive
>>565104053you can look up stam requirements yourself on the umalator. Also use a more lust provoking uma next timeyes
>>565104038>A+ could be fun as hell,yeah it gives way more room for skills and allows to cap speed at least
>>565103889Wait until summer Gold Ship comes out. I bring 2 debuffers on every length
>>565104060Her single is arguably top 5 in the entire game
>>565100624I think witjaps advices are pretty good, but they lack that extra oomph. Its like the difference between an S+ and SS uma. It doesn't seem that big deal at first, but then you realize its quite a lot, because that extra can be the difference between winning and losing.>>565100402I often see people complaining about having S+ as highrolls. Needless to say if S+ is your highroll that's on you bro. The thing is whales have the knowledge + time + money. If you want to compete you need to have knowledge and time as minimum.
>>565104060Love GyaruLove GrandmaLove Dirter>>565104156The lack of speed capping was fine, allowed dog shit player like me to win by stat-maxxing and ignoring skills. Those few Open CMs I've done were the most fun I've had with the game yet, truly incredible stuff. Why bet on skills that might not proc when you can simply out-stat the others?
>>565103769that's embarrassing, goddamnitsaved as Maruzensky. Not sure why I fucked that up, the braid should have given it away. I think it got mislabeled in the boorus, most of my super creek fanart comes from me trawling that site.
>>565103798Don't forget to say it's sprint/mile only because a lot of anons thought Nishino Flower's inherit was good for medium and were waiting her build aces
>>565104064>double doms worry himHow about 6-8 stam debuff lobbies
>>565104038You're a fukubro in my book now.
>>565104060Yeah.
>>565103769it's literally just AI slop that mistook creek for maruzensky
>>565104060Only my wife.
>>565104352stinky team
>>565104060I like 'embut like the game doesn't make it easy to play them
>>565101047I'm sorry that Fuji only fucking White men bothers you so much, brownie, but you can't dictate her personal preferences
>>565104175Does her ult ignores lenght requirement?Dominator is a medium distance skill but if you use Golshi to fire it, would it work at a long track?>>565104301yeah I had fun building for open league too bad that you have to work really hard to get a B+ in MANT but hitting A+ should be easy with, just buy less skills
we're all playing nte here and cuddling each other on multiplayer right?
>>565104394>Liking the twitter larper's favorite I'm so sorry
>>565104350nyoooooooooooooo....>>565104352 >>565104394MY BRO.... my dog.... my wife!>>565104458>but, like, the game...the "like" was COMPLETELY unnecessary here, zoomer.
>>565104060Yeah!
>>565104349stam debuffs are a thing of the past by nowjust run the stam card wahey
>>565104276I'd agree, but that's because for me, S is lowroll, S+ is mid-roll (80%+ of runs) and SS is highroll. I'm f2p, have mlb Kita/Creek, 0lb Finemo, got shafted on Riko banner (to date have 1lb R Riko and that's it), didn't pull on Fuku or NTR. I have almost all the SR's, though.
>>565104394>loving based bluesky larpers favoriteBASED
>>565104548He likes transcend not digital
>>565104550>spoiler*sad wei...
but what if we did a CM13 room707476947074769470747694
>>565100624>f2p can compete with whales in globalif they knew what they were doing and joined day 1, yeah maybe. Whales didn't have to reroll on Kitasan, but that wouldn't be too huge of a disadvantage.
>>565104548>>565104732I'm so glad I have no idea who you're talking about. My wife remains pure to me.
>>565104790sry but it tru..>>565104789bue?
can we stop posting stego now
>>565104914I wish I rolled her base outfit and if Bouquet AND Rulership don't get released by half anni I'll probably ticket it just to have it.
>>565104060Yee.
please keep posting stego now and foreveradd some NTR to the mix now and then
>>565101807NOOOOOOOO UMA&CO IS SENDING HORSE PORN TO MY GAME INBOX ALREADY
Which slopbers do I follow for taurus guide?
>>565099613Umamusume mate for life so their divorce rates are nonexistent THO
>>565105118What the fuck is a horseAll I sent you was umanko, like the club name
>took a quick detour to a supermarket after morning classes >found thisbros... was the witch hunt justified?
>>565105060
>>565104871And that is why you do not bring runaways to Taurus dummy
When do we get the first step up gacha?
My dancho is never in your doxxlists.
> Run 2 goldshi mode mants> Absolute disasterGuess I'm running these in URA
I am no longer horny
>>565105280why is /uma/ a literal playground of hispanic teens?
bwos they froze Eden bank account
>>565105343holy shit ai is so good nowadays
>>565105060>>565105331Based
>>565105302it hurts that she sucks laterI want to run her into retirement...
https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rwell, /uma/?
>>565105519
The collection grows
>>565104871Results.Race Planner straights up doesn't work... And Certain Victory never procs... At this point, Blue Teio may be the answer.Anyway, let's do another one.443693844436938444369384
>>565103798>power rubyoguri.jpg
>>565102151you're right, but an encounter with such a thing is disturbing nonetheless
Have YOU thanked him today for being very HELPFUL and posting really COOL images that are on TOPIC
>>565091623I like this one https://uma.guide/guides/banners
>>565105343It feels like yesterday AI was so bad at rendering fingers every result had hidden hands. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I am now horny
>>565105513>>565105716It's not AI bwos
I'm surprised at how well Hachimi works with making JP playable in Engrish
>>565105705Thank you, based NTR poster, for always being ON TOPIC and TALKING about the GAME!
look at the inverse crosshatch and shadows, zamn
>>565103798>distance specific goldThis is a borrow card
>>565105716I made a six-fingered lady just yesterday. It's gotten better, but we're not entirely out of that era yet
>>565102545
>>565105650encounters demons is always a bit unsettling, it's true. Just laugh at them and they will cope and seethe, though.
HOEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOO
>>565100646Sorry
>>565102791based cafe cucking tachyon
hoeh?
i think "idols" who have secret fan bukkake meetups backstage are shit
DAHBY!
>>565105568you're such a "fun" guy
>>565106113lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>565106142MEINER HEARTEDAGEMASEN
>>565100338SWEET JUMPING JESAS
>>565105712So this is why anons were saying Pokke Speed was mandatory for Lates.
>>565103278cafe belly...
>>565105490sweepbros...
>>565100342is there any uma that is for men?
>>565105594Results.>medium speed eater bourbonSo that works huh, thanks for joining.
>>565106346Air Groove
>>565106341>each update breaks the bot more>finally stopped trying all togetherthe fall of eden
>>565106410how do you fall for that bait?
>>565105571The way she holds it with that face reminds me of this.
>>565106278It's actually such a bullshit skill, getting an instant 0.35 speed is crazy, no accel needed, can also work on ends, its between 3rd and 7th iirc
>>565106113Good thing Curren's aren't secret then
>>565106410how? why? she obviously has a crush on rudolf
The game is Uma Musume Global version
>>565106309>cafe embarrassed about the change that pregnancy caused >Ayabe pissed off she’s having twins for her first pregnancy This is heaven
>>565106516>reminds me of this PTSD triggering image...but why? why get reminded of it? why post it and remind others of it? for what purpose?
>>565106394Thanks for hosting!
you should go check your top-earners' fan output
>>565106341lmfao
>>565106584If you read the careers and events. Rudolf lets Air Groove fuck her trainer. Rudolf is a cuckquean.
If the lunafag falls for this bait I will strangle him myself
>>565090707>wife creek thread ending soonNOOOOOO
>>565100974why did they turn her butch dyke?
>>565106516RIP tank autist
A troon got uppity after the got reminded of their maleness and they've been spamming weak bait all day
>>565106719fall for what? a post without image that isn't related to anything in this thread and is nearly completely off topic besides the mention of an avatarfag?
>>565106687stop bitingyou are not a goldfish
>>565106816¥¥¥¥
>>565106658>>565106516
>>565106978i would pay for that alt not to exist
>>565106869SUICIDE DOCKY
>>565105591your room is dark enough that I believe cafe would hang out there
>>565106992It sucks that TK stopped doing edgy doujins, I always found them amusing and knowing they are edgy because he has been a loser all life made them better.
>>565107182>edgelords are loser in lifeno shit. just look at /v/ favorite streamer synthetic man, that dude is hilariously funny because how childishly angry he is all the time
>>565107140My goon brain thought this was pussy in the thumb
>>565107140>picrel Well that’s just terrifying; looks like the Boiled One there
You virgins need to touch a real woman. Never have I seen a general so starved for attention and drooling over fucking fictional women. Not even azur lane general pedos are this desperate for chinese cartoons. Glad to be leaving this virgin hell hole.Cya.
>>565107397bad slop....
>>565107140>cafe>posts Sundaymaneh?
>>565107454see ya tomorrow anti-jp schizo trannystop harassing so many discord children you disgusting pedo
>>565101416Can't you do with URA? lol
>>565107182>I always found them amusingGlad I'm not the only one>because he has been a loser all life made them betterI didn't know that partI still post the "JAPAN WON THE WAR" ironically
>>565107567>>565107567>>565107567king bread
>>565107524
>>565106869basically. Hating on families to just shitting up the thread, the 41%er has been funny to watch.
>>565092025A better question is why wouldn't you?
>>565107605>I didn't know that partPic related. He for sure would've done a doujin about umas PETA style I bet.
artists who dont use ai are like singers who dont use autotune from ego.
>>565105946thanks, bwo. unsettling is the right word for it. I will heed your advice.
>>565107898>gave up dreamOjii-san... Now I actually feel bad
>>565107932>artists who dont use AI are like singer that can actually sing properly and for real and don't use autotune which ALWAYS sounded terrible
>>565106410for sure
>>565106649I wish the artist drew more Cafe... he's a bigger air groove fan, although there's a few ayabe pieces (among others) as well
>>565107462can't see her friend so it's probably just cafe checking up on you at night. unless it's... something else...
>>565108897>something else
>>565104305It's okay, it happens.
>>565097776Based spics?
>>565097739Curren would say this
